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I said I'd be back with updates on my bowel situation after eating all that sugar free candy, and I have quite an update.
So the rest of that day, I was rushing to and from the pot with runny bowel movements. The sugar free candies turned everything inside me into mush, and every bowel movement had a sense of urgency. This was great, as it meant my constipation would be gone, or at least I had cleared the big block that was in me for now. I didn't have any accidents, and I stayed home, so there's no close call stories, sadly. But that I was cleared out was good enough for me.
For a while afterwards, I was regular again but got stopped up again this past week, and this time it was worse. I could feel a big hard lump sitting within me, and my guts trying desperately to churn it out, but failing-even with drinking more water and eating more fiber. It was like my stomach was a garbage disposal with a giant brick stuck in it, and it was hurting both my hole and my ???? to try straining anymore. When I was pooping, they were just pebbles anyway.
I didn't want to resort to medicine, so last night I tried prunes and prune juice. I only ate about six prunes and had about 8oz of prune juice, and already my guts were feeling alleviated. It took sixteen hours for it to make me shit, which was longer than expected, but it worked. A few hours after my prune remedy, I got gassy and started blowing off farts, and shortly after that my belly started churning letting me know it was working on moving all that backed up poo through my bowels.
The churning gradually increased until right before my first bowel movement when it reached a crescendo and I got the "oh, ???? I need the bathroom NOW," feeling. The first few bowel movements I had after my prunes and prune juice were heavy, ragged, and urgent. I pushed out these HUGE, solid yet ragged and mushy logs. The first time I felt the urge, it was a normal solid bowel movement, just with urgency. The second time, it was looser and more urgent, but still felt like a normal dump.
The third time, I felt like I was gonna shit myself right before I made it to the toilet. The urge started in Walmart, and I didn't wanna shit in their bathroom, so I had to try to check out as soon as I could so I could make it home in time to release this beast. This load was heavy, and as it coursed down into my rectum, it groped my stomach and made my intestines cramp and churn because my body needed to let it out that bad. I was squinting against myself the whole time I was in self checkout and the whole ride home, though thankfully not too visibly to anyone else. I got home, rushed inside, and coursed my way to the toilet to finally open the floodgates. This movement was bigger, mushier, and more raggedy than the others, and almost even felt like diarrhea. It was really urgent, and it was even trying to push its own way out of my hole before I let it out. At the end of this dump, I even felt a small bit of runny poo splatter its way out, so I'm really glad this one didn't end in my pants.
After the monster dump, my stomach still felt full-even after filling the bowl with big logs three times.
I could tell my next bowel movement would be really runny and loose, and also fill the bowl, but now it felt like my stomach was churning around nothing, and by the time it caught up, my load would harden again. I guess the prunes and prune juice wore off. So I drank even more prune juice, about 16oz, and had about four or five more prunes.
This was only about an hour ago that I drank even more juice. I don't want to overdo it because I have plans tomorrow and can't be running back and forth to the toilet all day, but I need to flush whatever this is inside me out. I can feel my stomach wanting to expel out some really mushy, runny poo, and I want it out so bad. I can tell that when I have to go again it's gonna be explosive and I'm gonna spray the bowl because it'll be so splattery. I already feel like the moment I have to take another dump, I'm gonna need to run to the toilet even, hand over my butt from the urgency-it feels like my poo is gonna run right out of me. My hole hasn't been loose at all, but I definitely am sensing that it's preparing to let out a load that's messy and sloppy.
I hate being constipated so much and can't wait until my bowels are clear again. I'll post more updates after I start pooping again.
For now though I'm gonna lay down and comfort my churning, gurgling guts. My poor ???? feels like it's gonna explode it's so full! Hope I'm relieved soon.
Later,
Shay
UPDATE: As I was finishing the post, I suddenly got the need to take a nasty, watery dump, and urgently too. It's pressing against my hole so bad as I type this, and my ???? is gurgling like crazy trying to churn all this backed up poo out of me. About to have a really runny shit now; I'll be back with updates once it runs its course. Byeeee
Annie
Big amount of soft crap after coffee
Hi all. Got up this morning, went pee then went upstairs for breakfast. Had oatmeal with jelly/tapioca balls, a banana and took my medication after. Went downstairs to my room and drank my coffee and still drinking my water. Right after I finished my coffee I needed the washroom so I put on my slippers/flip flops and went to the washroom next to my room. Turned on the bathroom light, closed the door, walked to the toilet and pulled down my dark sweatpants and black underwear (still on my period). Sat on the toilet and gave a gentle push. A good amount of soft thick crap came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. Reached into my cloth Walmart bag and grabbed the toilet paper. Wiped my vagina and then got to work wiping my butt. Was a mess but I did a good job. Tossed it into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned around to look. A fairly big poop filled the toilet, fairly thick, soft and jagged. I would say about 1 1/2 feet long. Flushed the toilet, washed my hands and that's that. Drinking more water to try to soften everything up so it comes out.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
To John H-Thanks :) Maybe, I don't know. My poops have been fairly big even as a little girl (I used to clog the toilet a lot especially since I used to not really drink water very often. I thought it was gross). Now as a 36, almost 37 year old I still eat very healthy but drink a lot more water. Plus my poops can be big though softer so less likely to clog the toilet. I'm not sure if they're impacted that much by my period.
Andrea T
To Mary: letting out a little bit of pee
@ Mary: wherever I am, on the go, at work or while shopping I squirt or dribble pee almost every day. But not right into my panties, my thong or my pants, I always wear a pantiliner. And I always carry some spare liners in my purse, so I can simply put on a fresh pantiliner later and flush away the soiled one.
Shay
Prune & Prune Juice Poops
Hey it's Shay again. Promised I'd update folks on my condition after eating some prunes and drinking some prune juice to cure my constipation.
After my last post I had to bolt to the toilet to release a load as expected. What wasn't expected was my bowel movements were basically water, and that I passed a couple hard pieces of poo with that movement. Guess I still had poo in my rectum from being backed up. But the rest of the bowl was basically brown water. I thought that was just round one, but it wasn't.
Basically all last night and all of today I've been to the toilet with watery diarrhea. It's not super urgent so much as when the poo hits my rectum, it's so loose I need to go then and there to avoid risking messing my panties. It's clear everything inside me was turned to pure liquid by the prunes and prune juice even though I was hoping the solid prunes would help keep more form to my stool. I keep feeling my stomach churn and hearing it gurgle. The prunes and prune juice are still breaking down everything inside me, and I can feel and hear a sizable amount of water bubbling inside me, becoming one with the stool that's trapped inside me, and rushing through me.
I still have control of my hole, and I'm only moving my bowels once every few hours, but I'm blowing off a bunch of sloppy, wet, and explosive farts like mad, and when I go, it's explosive and is nothing but liquid. I wish it was more formed. I may need to eat something since I haven't eaten in more than a few hours, though. I think that's why my stomach still feels like it has to shit but is digesting nothing.
Right now I feel a nasty poop churning inside me, and it feels really wet and liquidy and heavy, but I can't stimulate my peristalsis enough to push it out.
I'm also gonna try to have a smoke and a drink to see if that helps-yesterday afternoon that's exactly what got my bowels working in the first place-so hopefully I actually get this shit out of me instead of turning it all to liquid just for it to get stuck and then turn back solid and I have to try to relieve my constipation all over again.
I'm feeling really gassy and bloated, and hope I can relieve myself soon. I'll be back with updates if they're relevant.
Later,
Shay
M
Response to Brandon's survey
1) Have you ever taken a shit in public with members of the opposite sex in one one the next stalls? No I've never been in the type of bathroom that allows that. I would like to though.
2) Do you feel ashamed when someone enters the stall you have been pooping in? Not at all.
3) Has a member of the opposite sex ever entered your stall after you have pooped? No
4) Has a member of the opposite sex ever opened the door on you by accident while you were pooping? Yes my wife has on several occasions. There was a time I was pooping and she asked if I was on the toilet because she needed to come in to brush her teeth. She said she could wait but I told her it was OK to come in. She did and before she brushed her teeth she was telling me about something and she was standing right in front of me. It was before a shower so I was completely naked. While she was talking to me I saw where her eyes were looking. Lol. Another time on our honeymoon I had to poop and after I sat down on the toilet she asked me if she could take a picture of me on the toilet. I said sure and she came in but we decided not to take the picture because this was when you had to get film developed and we weren't sure it would get developed. Truthfully I think she just wanted to see me with my pants down.
5) Have you ever been in a poop stand off? Meaning both of you don't dare to shit in the presence of each other. Perhaps. I've had people goninto another stall and it sounds like they aren't doing anything in there. Possibly waiting for me to finish up.
6) Have you ever had to poop on a first date? No
7) Have you ever had to poop at a restaurant where your collegue/friend/lover has to wait alone at the table for your return? Not that I can recall.
8) Have you ever rang the doorbell to poop at a stranger's house in desperation? No
9) On average how many people do you hear pooping at work/school/college daily or weekly? At least one a day
10) Would you use zero privacy Chinese toilets to poop during travel? Absolutely. Even if women were allowed in too. I wouldn't care.
11) For those with kids lets say 12 to 24 living at home do your children poop at school or do they wait all day to go at home? I don't really pay attention.
12) For those with kids aged lets say 12 to 24 living at home. Are your children comfortabel with pooping in your presence and vice versa? Definitely not.
13) Do you prefer pooping in the presence of strangers, friends or family members? Strangers for sure. Except for my wife. I can poop in front of her any time.
14) How long after breakfast/lunch/dinner do you need to poop? I poop every morning after my coffee.
15) Do you plan your poop or do you go when feeling the need wherever you are? I'm a morning pooper
Brandon's questions
1. Yes, twice as I remember. Females on both sides of me pissing away while I crapped. One was on-campus; the other at a public park where was a lot of drinking going on.
2. No. But when my crap doesn't flush or I've taken a longer time cleaning myself I feel a little more self-conscious.
3. Yes, a girl I was interested in who I met in my psych class. She said it was good she only needed a fast piss. Then she winked.
4. Yes, this has happened 3 times, at least. Dad's shitting away farther down the row and the kid is exploring.
5. Once. I was in junior high and this classmate and me went for a walk up to a c-store for something to eat. In the outdoor access to the gas station bathroom, the lightning was so scary that she and I ran in together. She was first on the toilet.
6. Yes. My bad, I was filled up and took a laxative that morning. It worked just as we got to the ballroom.
7. Yes. With my now-wife waiting.
8. No.
9. 6 or 7 probably. The urinals are in close proximity to the toilets.
10. No. I would never be able to master the squat technique.
11. My daughter holds it; my son doesn't give a damn if he has to crap in a stall with no door.
12. I've been in the tub and in emergencies they can ask me permission to use the toilet.
13. When I was young I preferred pooing in front of family members rather than holding it until after school.
14. Usually less than one hour.
15. No planning. When I need to poo I sit and get it done.
Jenny
Replies to Anna from Austria
re: Public toilet and desperation
"Do you try to avoid having neighbors at all cost when using public toilet or do do not care at all and maybe even seek some neighbors maybe even unwittingly?":
I have talked about this with my husband and guy friends. My husband says when he uses a urinal he takes the farthest urinal as possible from another person. However, there were times where he has witnessed and experienced himself having a stranger take a urinal adjacent even though there are others available. Other guys we know seem to agree, when this happens this is annoying.
As a lady this mortifies me as every restroom I have used, has had a stall, even if there was no door.
I cannot imagine the urinal situation were you are just in line with another person or people in full few with no divider, peeing or pooping.
Put at least urinals are for peeing, and that goes quickly.
For number two, as a women, I really try to take a stall at least one toilet away from someone IF POSSIBLE. Some times you have to go and its not possible. When I was shyer about pooping in public, I would wait until the person next to me left before I would poop. This doesn't bother me when I pee, but still try to take a toilet away from another person if possible, I even do this if I use the restroom with a friend, family member or colleague. I generally don't talk when I use a public restroom
I am not as shy as I used to be when I use public toilets, but since grad school I am no longer embarrassed of another (women) hearing me poop. This may be different if I use a unisex toilet with stalls. However, in Washington, unisex toilets are just single toilet rooms. I usually like to keep space as a courtesy to friends and strangers from smelling my poop! I don't mind hearing and smelling other women poop though. I still sometimes let a neighbor pee and leave before I start dropping a bomb, but if I hear crackling, plops or grunts, I figured were are all in there for the same reason.
Does this make sense to anyone?
Anna, you were just in the states. Do you think maybe some ladies' comfort is because the Austrian toilets are more private than in the US. You have mentioned this with your past visits ( as well as the quality of toilet paper).
"What was the closest desperation situation you ever had before going into your pants?"
I have heard and read about "prairie dogging" I have never gotten a skidmark from a turd peaking out of my butt. I notice Abbies seems to get her stain that way. I have had a solid turd really try to push out a few times where I would have a spasm in my butt and stomach where I would bend over in pain on the way to the bathroom, but I never left a mark when this happened . Anyone else experience this?
As my pen name goes, I am no strainger to stains in my underwear. They are usually wiping related. And a few times in my adulthood, I have "sharted" in my underwear, usually due to being sick and letting out a wet fart. I guess that is in a form of desperation, and both were soft/wet stools. I have had many close calls with solid stools, but never a stain because they came out prematurely. However I have had many stains in trying to clean up after them…hahaha
Fortuately I was always wearing full cut panties or boy shorts. And if it was a release of soft diarrhea, I threw the panties away in a bag.
Anna,what kind panties held in you run away turd at work?. Did you keep them or did you throw them away. I'm sorry about that situation. Sounds like I was the end of the day. Did you take off the underwear on your way home or just pulled them up and went home?
-Skidmarked in Seattle
ToiletKid
Pooping at school
In the morning before school, when I woke up, my ???? was bubbling violently. He wasn't ache, and he didn't want to poop, but he was bubbling. I decided to go poop, and went to the toilet. But, what a surprise: it was busy. My stomach didn't hurt, and I didn't want to poop, so I decided not to go. But when I went to school, my ???? ached and I had an insistent desire to go poop. I went to the toilets, and to my joy there was (albeit one) free toilet. I immediately locked myself in there, and soon I was sitting on the toilet seat with my pants and underpants down. I relaxed, and felt the warm and soft big poop coming out into the toilet. I was sighing with relief very much! It was very good! When I finally finished, I found that there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to ask those who occupied other booths to give me paper. Fortunately, they gave it to me, and I wiped off very soon, flushed off, dressed, and went out.
Mrs Bigandhard
Very difficult Hard and wide bowel movement today
All-night long I could feel as if I was going to have a hard time going to the toilet. when I got up . I first fixed some breakfast
Pancakes and coffee , it was not long that I felt a big hard lumpy mass move down in my rectum . It began to press against my anal opening my (butt hole making it big and wide.
As I was straining me, I used my hand mirror to look back at my butt hole and watch the rock hard turd as it comes out.
As it is emerging out I strain harder and harder.
It was lorded with hard rocks all jammed together. my bowel movements are usually like this. These are hard chunks of poop That had accumulated in my rectum over the last five days.
as they come out they stretch my hole, it is very painful. Most of my bowel movements are like this. I used some pain reliever cream on my finger to push it back into my sore butthole. and start straining again. this helps keep my butt hole widened for the next time I have compacted hard rocks as they come down to be pushed out.
Tuesday, June 06, 2023
Nicole from Germany
Big poos from little kids?
Can anyone explain how little kids can have tall poos already? When I was a little girl, mine often were large already, as are the ones of my older two kids, who just turned six and five. It does shock me a bit.
Adrian
Pee holding survey
Hi folks
It's a long time since I was last here. A little pee holding survey. How long, on average, can you hold your pee under normal circumstances?
A) Two hours or less
B) Two to five hours
C) Five to eight hours
D) Eight to twelve hours - but no longer
E) Twelve hours plus
In my case it's B) at least during the daytime.
Brandon
Survey - 15 original questions (most of them anyway)
1) Have you ever taken a shit in public with members of the opposite sex in one one the next stalls?
2) Do you feel ashamed when someone enters the stall you have been pooping in?
3) Has a member of the opposite sex ever entered your stall after you have pooped?
4) Has a member of the opposite sex ever opened the door on you by accident while you were pooping?
5) Have you ever been in a poop stand off? Meaning both of you don't dare to shit in the presence of each other.
6) Have you ever had to poop on a first date?
7) Have you ever had to poop at a restaurant where your collegue/friend/lover has to wait alone at the table for your return?
8) Have you ever rang the doorbell to poop at a stranger's house in desperation?
9) On average how many people do you hear pooping at work/school/college daily or weekly?
10) Would you use zero privacy Chinese toilets to poop during travel?
11) For those with kids lets say 12 to 24 living at home do your children poop at school or do they wait all day to go at home?
12) For those with kids aged lets say 12 to 24 living at home. Are your children comfortabel with pooping in your presence and vice versa?
13) Do you prefer pooping in the presence of strangers, friends or family members?
14) How long after breakfast/lunch/dinner do you need to poop?
15) Do you plan your poop or do you go when feeling the need wherever you are?
I tried to come up with original questions, feel free to answer them. Thanks!
John H
Apology and comments
Hi all.
First off, sorry to those who took the time to reply to my survey. I did post a long reply but it seems not to have made it to publication.
Now comments on latest posts.
@BigGalPooper. That sounded very unpleasant but hopefully your constipation has resolved. Did you mention it to your husband or not?
M
@Jessica. Thanks for sharing your latest post. It was cool you and the guy were ok to have a short conversation as you used the toilet. I would definitely like to use a gender nuteral bathroom if I get the chance.
@Shannon. Hey and really sorry to hear about your accident. Was it soft or more solid? Perhaps this made it harder to hold if it was soft. Hope it was a once off and of course you feel bad but this will pass and it sounds like your husband is understanding. Would also be interesting to hear more about your pee accidents if you are ok to share.
@Annie. Hey and glad to read you are having lots of big poos lately. I think periods can impact a ladies poo also, you mentioned your period recently. Do you think you normally poo more and larger poops during your period?
@Jill. Hey. I have never seen or used a pit toilet. I found it interesting how you can hear others beside you and in the bathroom behind you. So do both men and ladies poo in the same pit? Do these toilets not smell or over fill?
I would love to use one but I don't think we have any such toilets in our country. Like you, I would enjoy hearing the sounds of others peeing and pooping around me as I went. Would like to hear more about your experiences using pit toilets.
That's all for now. Take care all.
John H.
Annie
Massive thick soft poop after coffee
Hi everyone. Got up this morning, went to the washroom (pee & brushed my teeth) then went upstairs for breakfast (homemade soup with vegetables, chili peppers, etc, warm water and black coffee). After breakfast I took my morning medication, refilled my water container and took that and my coffee downstairs. Drank both fairly slowly. A few minutes ago I got a strong urge to poop so I went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door and walked to the toilet. Pulled down my grey shorts, black underwear and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a massive amount of thick, soft shit came out. Only took about 20 seconds. Once I was done I grabbed some TP from my cloth Walmart bag, wiped well and stood up to look.
There was a thick circular piece at the top and a huge amount of thick poop at the bottom, kind of like it was attached. The water was yellow from my pee. Wow what a shit! Flushed the toilet, pulled up my shorts and underwear and washed my hands. Now am back in my room. What a relieving huge crap, and even better that it was soft not hard. Will continue to drink plenty of water and see if I can do some stretching exercises and see if I can go more later.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
Annie
Nina
Sarah Survey
1. How often do you poop at work?
If this day is not a holiday, then as a rule, on this day I poop in one of the office toilets.
2. Do you have to keep your poop at work? for a long time?
It happens sometimes, but only when I feel like my poop isn't too soft, then I can ignore the urge to poop most of the day. However, this happens very rarely.
3. Are you embarrassed to poop at work?
No, I poop so often at work that I never feel embarrassed.
4. When was the last time you pooped at work? how it was?
Yesterday was a working day and I, as usual, went to poop at work.
5. Have you ever used the customer toilet?
Often. This toilet is located on the first floor of our building and is accessible to everyone. I find it convenient to go to this toilet. There are a large number of booths and there are always free ones.
6. Have you heard colleagues or clients poop?
Sometimes I notice it. I will not hide, it is always interesting.
7. You had to tell a client or colleague that you needed to poop.
Sometimes, in conversations with other women, I said that I needed to go to the ladies' room, but I did not say for what exactly. However, there were cases when it became clear why I went to the toilet.
Annie
Small urgent watery poop
Hi all. Had a semi big lunch and warm water during and after. I got a major urge to poop a few minutes ago. Went to the washroom clenching fairly hard, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my shorts and underwear down and sat. Relaxed and a small amount of liquidy and mushy crap came out. Not much but felt pretty urgent. Was done within about 10 to 20 seconds. Reached into my cloth Walmart bag and grabbed my toilet paper and used the last of it. Had to wash my ass at the sink too. Flushed the toilet, pulled my shorts and underwear up and washed my hands.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
Annie
ToiletKid
Poop time
I was sitting on a bench near some house, thinking about what to do. But suddenly I felt like I wanted to poop. There was a cabin nearby. And I went to her. Soon I locked the door, pulled down my pants and underpants, and sat down on the toilet seat. I farted a couple of times, and the warm light poop, one after another, began to come out of me. They fell with loud slaps, and I felt more and more relief. Finally, I pooped, finished, wiped, got dressed and went out.
Will G. W.
Practice run wetting
Back in high school I ran cross country. I'll never forget this one morning that I was running with one of my friends on the girl's team (Laura). She was very cute and like the other girls looked quite good in a sports bra and running shorts. On this particular day Laura was wearing black Nike running shorts. Toward the end of our run we were getting close to the school, but Laura told me that she needed to pee. We ran off the sidewalk into a wooded area. Not wanting me to see her pee she ended up pulling down her shorts and taking a huge piss right through the blue panties she had on under her shorts. I had never seen anything like this. Laura was quite embarrassed, but I told her I wouldn't tell anyone what happened.
Sunday, June 04, 2023
BigGalPooper
Bad milk!
So I had been backed up for a few days but this isn't super unusual but as I was starting to get uncomfortable, I drank a bunch of milk I had since it gives me diarrhea due to a medication I'm on. It's sort of my "go to" for when I get constipated and works well with just some painful cramps but effective results the morning after.
This time was different. I checked the date on the milk bottle and saw it was 4 days out!! I was a bit worried but the milk tasted okay so I thought I was okay.
I did time this for a night my husband was out of town (we're fairly open but these poos smell like such death and I like being free to sit as long as I need), thank goodness!! I took my meds and went to read in bed to wind down.
About an hour later, I suddenly get sharp, stabbing pains in my lower belly. "oh no, the milk!" I said out loud as a insanely loud fart escaped from my ass before I could stop it. I was hurting but just didn't feel I needed to rush to the toilet just then. I laid on my side, wearing my underwear and a t-shirt, moaning in pain and relief as long, loud, and smelly farts exploded out of me.
I knew I was playing with fire but I was too tired and sick to care until the smell made me nauseated!. I hopped up and believe it or not, lot a stick of incense to help the smell. As soon as I did I felt something shift in my guts and I moaned as I literally ran to the bathroom and yanked my panties down just in time for diarrhea to explode out of me. A little got on the seat but I didn't care, my guts were cramping so hard. I spent several minutes just exploding out of my ass, legs in the air as I moaned. Then I had the cramps but needed to push out my old constipated stool. My bathroom garbage can was empty so I turned it upside down and put one foot on it and the other one the side of the bathtub. Just getting into this kind of squat forced my big log down more.
In spite of the bad milk, I was to grab my ankles and double over, pushing loudly and hard before I got a thick and long poo out of me. Finally, the days of poo along with what made me sick poured out. I was basically out of it, just gripping the sink or sides of the toilet as I lifted my legs and groaned and moaned so so loudly, I bet my neighbors could hear but I couldn't help it. I was in pain and relief both, combining constipation release with the pains of massive diarrhea is crazy and so painful in a way I hadn't felt in my guts ever, even with Norovirus.
After over an hour of almost constant shitting, I was finally feeling more empty. I surveyed the damage and knew I'd have to at least break up the 2in wide poop plug that held back those days of poop. I got an old wire hanger to do it, threw it away immediately and by some miracle it flushed.
Thank goodness, because within 20 minutes I was back exploding loudly on the toilet,for another hour. I thought I'd throw up a couple of times to the point I was crouched in front of the toilet then realized just in time I was going to basically puke out of my butt. It was so painful and lasted all night! I called in from work the next day! The worst was over by then but I had to recover from that! I still had cramps and bad gas that day so I'm sure I was better staying home!!
Jessica
Gender Neutral Toilet in Mall
Hi Everyone!
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've just been really busy ever since summer started, but I made sure to keep up with everyone's posts. I really enjoyed MD Dan's story about going to the bathroom with his co workers. I've never experienced something like that and I definitely would've been listening intensely too. Would love to hear more stories involving co workers if anyone has one :)
Today I'll share a quick story that happened recently at the mall. I started working at the mall this summer and recently had an interesting experience at the bathroom. I was working the closing shift and began to feel the urge to poop during the last two hours of my shift. I decided I could wait till the end of the day and continued to deal with customers and fold the clothes. I continued to let out silent farts for the rest of the night and by closing time I was desperate for a poop. The Chinese food I ate at the mall during my break was definitely giving me an upset stomach. After clocking out I made my way to the closest bathroom by the exit. The mall was pretty empty since it was closing time so I expected the bathroom would also be empty. As I was walking into the the entrance I noticed that this was a gender neutral bathroom, but I didn't mind as I needed to go badly and am usually not shy about going in public. I entered the washroom and as I expected no one was inside. This was a fairly small bathroom, which only had four stalls, three normal stalls and one handicapped stall. I decided to take the middle stall of the three. I lined the toilet seat with paper as I usually do and quickly pulled my black leggings down below my knees and sat on the toilet. Immediately I let out some wet sounding farts and a log of poop shot out of my butt. This was an extremely relieving feeling, as I had been holding in that first log for a few hours now. Suddenly I begin to hear footsteps approaching and see a pair of Nike sneakers appear in the stall next to me. They quickly close the door and for a moment their is complete silence. I assume he also need to poop as he quickly takes a seat on the bowl. Still there is no sound. But from the smell in the air he definitely knew I had been pooping. It felt a bit awkward at first to poop with someone of the opposite gender beside me, but it was getting late and I needed to get home soon. So I gave in and let out an enormous fart that followed with a wave of liquid poop. And almost as if he wanted to let me know I wasn't alone the boy with the Nike shoes also begins to have liquid diarrhea. I thought it was a bit funny because every few seconds we would both stop only to continue farting and pooping. Two minutes of constant pooping went by until we both stopped. I was taking a bit of a break before the next wave and I guess he was too. In the middle of the awkward silence he asks says "I'm sorry I interrupted you mid poop, as you can tell I really had to go too." Giggling a bit I replied "don't worry, when you gotta go you gotta go," as a small wet sounding fart escapes my butt. Laughing back he replies, "yeah, I mean you could barely finish your sentence without letting out some gas."
I asked if he was almost done and he said "my stomach still hurts, I'll probably be a bit longer. How about you?" "The Chinese food at the mall isn't sitting so well with me, so probably a bit longer for me as well," I said. I expected to hear a reply back but instead his next wave of liquid poop was coming out. "I guess we're going straight back to it," I said out loud. We both continued pooping for the next five minutes. The room was getting really smelly at this point, but I finally felt I was done. I wiped my butt and went the sinks to wash my hands. The boys stall was silent as I was drying my hands. I opened the bathroom door to leave and felt amazing after such a reliving poop. As the door closed behind me I heard a loud booming fart, I guess his stomach was still upset.
Hope you enjoyed my story everyone!
Shannon
I had an accident
Hi the internet. This past Saturday I turned 34! Then, on sunday, i had a first time experience while in my husband's new car that I've always heard of as part of getting older, but still thought I was years away from- I couldn't wait for a bathroom and messed my pants at a red light...
For clarity, I didn't feel sick or have any stomach pain or diarrhea. I just felt like I needed to poop, thought I could hold it in, started to realize I couldn't, had a super embarassing panic attack in front of my husband, then while he tried to explain there were 2 minutes until we got to where we were going, I fully went in my pants at the light. I just couldn't resist pushing, and once it started I couldn't stop, and had to witness my poor husband trying not to gag over the smell in the car. I do firmly believe this is the most mortifying thing I've experienced in front of him.
I've wet myself more times than I can even count. So many that I don't even feel embarrassed over peeing my pants anymore unless I really soak myself badly, but this is the first time I've ever pooped in my pants in my memory...I have to say, I REALLY sympathetize with anyone who deals with a bowel issue involving accidents because I can't even describe the weirdly intense and vulnerable emotions I've been experiencing since it happened. Maybe it sounds like im being over dramatic...I just can't imagine why it happened and now I'm scared and embarrassed that I might have another messing accident at any time. It honestly wouldn't be so bad its just there is absolutely no hiding it because you are so smelly if you've pooped your pants ugh....I can't stop reliving it. I can barely look at my husband even though he was a dear about it and has never been fazed by my ridiculous bladder problems either. The closest he ever came to getting mad was a time I wet the bed in the middle of the night so we changed the whole bed and went back to sleep only for me to wet again before the morning. Hes been an angel otherwise, and thankfully he was about my bm in the car...
Thunder
Hisae Maho Kazumi Mina
I am so glad Hisae had such a wonderful time on the loo.
It must have been such a relief and a great feeling to have so much pour out of your bottom so fast...
today I had the same experience but had it at work by myself....had not done a poo for a couple of days and my laxative worked all in one loo session.
hope you are keeping safe!
Thunder
STEPHEN .P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Had a wee in the ELEGANCE pottie in bedroom last night @ 9am then climbed in bed went to sleep.Woke @ 6:30 had a wee got back to bed woke again @8am
Had a wee in ELEGANCE pottie went downstairs made tea got dressed sat in garden drank tea ,had another wee in pottie in garage unable to poop.
Twenty minutes ago needed the toilet went into campervan pulled the ADVENTURIDGE pottie from locker paper towel on back of bowl lowered my jogging bottoms and pants sat down .Immediately started a long good flow wee farted my bowels opened , I pooped two loads ,wiped with ELSAN BLUE ROLL toilet paper ,the bowl was full to the two litre mark .
Thunder
Medical Procedure Poo Fusion
In Australia there is a medical procedure whereby the poo of a healthy person is injected into the bottom of a person with certain illnesses , like long term gastro troubles and in some cases it is outstanding success.
Some illness are made worse or occur because of a lack of microbes in the bowel and injecting it up the colon introduces the much needed microbes and the patient can be much better within a couple of hours.
I saw a program whereby a lady had a mental illness which was made much worse due to her gut and her "medicine" was putting her husband's poo up her bum every few days. What was on the video was graphic...saw the container with her husband's turd.... a big one. It is then put in the blender (hope it is a sole purpose use) with water...the liquid is run off and put up her colon like an enema that she has to hold for a while. The lady said is was very effective.
There was the case of a young 18 year old girl who was continually constipated and she had her father's poo put up her and within a couple of hours her bowels were working overtime.
Now in Perth , Western Australia , there is a lab that collects poo from donors...there was this youngish lady who calls in on her way to work and makes a deposit....it is processed by the lab technicians and then sent around the country...they were calling for volunteers.
Imagine this....if you make the specified number of blood donations they give you an award...what will the award be for the required number shits. To be a poo donor . your poo has to be tested to see if it is OK.
How would you be if you were a lab technician testing and processing poo!!! Not my idea of fun. The journalist doing the story was a youngish man and you could tell he was very uncomfortable about doing this assignment but as it progressed you could see he was getting over the embarrassment of the story and into the actual science.
Thanks for reading the above.
Those with bowel issues might be interested.
Thunder
Amy
Seeing parents pee pants
Yesterday I was at home when my mom came home from work. I noticed there was a wet spot maybe 20 cm across on her blue jeans. I asked her if she had peed a little in her panties and she admitted that she had leaked a bit when walking home. This wasn't the first time I have seen her in peed pants so it wasn't really a big deal. I was wondering if anyone else has similar experiences of seeing their parents wet themselves?
Annie
Huge amount of poop
Hi all. This morning I got up around 8:15, went to the washroom (pee) and went upstairs for breakfast. I had milky or watery oatmeal, a jar of warm water and a jar of coffee (black). I felt pressure in my body a few minutes ago and felt very full so I went to the washroom next to my room and closed the door. Walked to the toilet, pulled down my dark sweatpants and black close fitting boy shorts and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and filled the toilet pretty quickly with a lot of crap. Absolutely loaded it. Once I was done I lifted myself slightly off the toilet and looked in the toilet. It looked pretty full. Grabbed some TP and stood up, wiping well. Looked at it. Wow! About 2 1/2 feet long and hard and thick! What a beast! Flushed first then wiped well. Flushed the toilet and sat down to change my pad. Stood up again, pulled up my pants and underwear and washed my hands. Wow. What a relief. Just finished my 2nd jar of warm water. Maybe after lunch I can go again.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
Annie
PrincessOpal
Ouch...
Last Monday, I put waaaay too much salsa on my food. It was actually just pure green chiles (though I also had red chiles). It burned my mouth so bad, I was sweating and panting for a long time. After it finally stopped burning, I didn't think much about it till the next day...
The next day, I needed to take a dump. So I sat down on the toilet. It was having a little bit of a hard time coming out. I thought at first that that was why my anus was burning. But then I realized it was probably the chiles. I knew the best thing I could do was just push, and once it was out it'd stop hurting in a few minutes. And it did, and once it stopped I felt pretty good. The funny thing is, it wasn't diarrhea at all! It was pretty firm, and probably not more than 8 inches long.
Anyway also last Thursday was my sister Jade's 16th birthday. Two days later, on Saturday, I did a big, dark, smelly turd I realized was probably her birthday dinner coming out. Since I was about 8 (so 10 years now!!!) I've enjoyed guessing which meal I was pooping out. I'll have to try and think about which meal I just pooped out!
Bye for now!
P.S. Mina, I hope I find a friend like you and the 3 crushes :) It'd make life so much funner
Chris
Reply to Mary
Mary: To your question of letting out a little bit of pee into your pants in those situations, the only answer is to try it and see what happens. My friends and I have tried at times, with varying levels of success between us. Some peed a little and some peed a bit more, but one friend completely peed her pants once or twice.
Lorna
Pooping in movies
Yenczek
You asked about pooping in movies. There was one where a woman actually did it in her panties - and you can even briefly see the evidence. I think it was called Margot at the Wedding. A clip of the scene is available online.
Avery
Challenge part 2: the dump
The day has arrived, school ends today so it's time to complete this challenge. I'm quite glad, because I really need to poop. Like REALLY BADLY. My normal daily poops are quite big, and now I've been eating slightly more than normal and keeping it all inside me. Normally, I can hold my poop for 2 or 3 days, but then it really needs to come out in the form of a huge dump. Sure enough, I was fine for the first few days (just the normal poopy feeling), but then I really felt a need to poop. I kept holding it in though, because I wanted the final result to be as big as possible. I've actually been careful when peeing incase my body just autonomously forces my solid waste out. I'm quite bloated, my stomach has come out an inch or two, I'm farting a lot (they're not loud, just very airy and quite smelly), and I feel a tremendous weight in my bowels. Oh yeah, my stomach hurts sometimes and my stomach gets full (when eating) quicker than normal. My bowels are so full though. I wouldn't be surprised if my bowels have merged into a big container of brown digested food waste.
So today at school I skipped lunch and went straight to the girls restroom and chose my stall. There were a few girls quickly peeing, but otherwise it was empty. I pulled down my black leggings and blue panties to my knees and sat down. I started to pee as a hard, solid, thick piece of poop started to emerge. After 25 seconds I finished peeing, and with my bladder empty I focused on my bowel movement. I leaned forward and pushed. I really had to grunt and strain because this was a thick log. My butthole was really hurting, until finally it stopped getting wider. It slowly emerged from my stretched butthole, and kept coming for a while. It was hard, thick, and smelly. I felt it hit the porcelain in the bottom of the toilet bowl, but it kept coming. As this turd started to coil around the toilet bowl, I could feel the contents of my digestive system shift as my load was dumped. After nearly 2 minutes of pooping, the first log tapered off and fell with a "floomp." That in itself was super relieving, but it was just the start. I pushed again and a log just as thick and hard started to emerge. This one was quite knobbly though. It inched out of my butt, and while being the same thickness it was shorter in length. It coiled halfway around, then fell onto my first turd with a quiet, wet "thud." I rubbed my stomach and sighed with relief, having already gotten out a lot of poop. I wasn't done pooping though. I still had lots of potty in me that needed to come out. And now that I had started my bowel movement, there was no stopping until all my waste was excreted. With a quick break, the next poop flowed into my rectum, and I immediately began pooping it out. It was thick (thinner than the last two though), but softer and smooth. It was very long though. It started coiling around the center of the toilet, in the inner diameter of my previous turds. It coiled for a while, then after 3 minutes it dropped into the toilet with a plop. Between that turd and my next one was a lot of gas. I pushed and let out a loud, long, echoey fart that smelled really bad. After 15 seconds I had released that gas bubble, clearing the way for my next excretion item. However, I could tell the rest of my time on the toilet would be quite gassy. I started pushing out logs that were the same as the previous one, however much shorter. I'd push for 15 seconds, one would drop, and another would replace it. In between each of these turds were some gas bubbles, and I'd fart one to three times after each one. Each fart lasted for 5 seconds, was quite smelly, and echoed loudly around the toilet bowl. I was making quite a smell from my poops, and also from my farts. I could see my stomach getting smaller and I felt emptier with each turd. After 5 minutes of passing these turds, I was finished, and felt empty. My giant load was finished! I looked between my legs and had filled the toilet! I didn't dare flush, and went to another stall to wipe. After wiping 12 times, I flushed, pulled up my pants. And checked out my poop. I couldn't see all that I made, but I'll put my estimations below:
First log: 48 inches long, 4 inches wide
Second log: 25 inches long, 4 inches wide
Third log: 45 inches long, 3 inches wide
The other 20ish logs: 9-15 inches long, 2-3 inches wide
Alright, I feel so relieved now. I feel bad for whoever has to clean up that toilet.
I'm glad this challenge is over now. Happy summer to everyone, goodbye school (for now). Bye!
Hank
This Morning
@ToiletKid: Great description. I love having an unrushed BM. This morning gave me that opportunity. I took my standard reading material into the bathroom, dropped pants and briefs to my ankles, sat on the toilet and started reading. A couple of minutes, I gave a push resulting in a long gentle fart. Nope, not ready yet, went back to reading. It wasn't far off, the aroma from that fart was quite strong. In another few minutes, a rather insistent loud fart. Okay, time to put the reading down and enjoy. It started with a short hiss and crackle, feeling anal stretch as a movement emerged and plopped into the toilet. That ramped up the aroma in the room. A short fart, another movement started out, followed quickly by another one. Three good size, firm logs. Most satisfying BM I've had in a while. Thx for letting me share.
Master Blaster
A few months ago there was a poster here named Sarah who talked about clogging her friend's toilet. I really liked her stories; is she still around here? If so, please post more!
Nicole from Germany
To Sandra
1) about every second day
2) large - usually six to eight inches long and two inches wide
3) same height, but nearly 20 lbs more... suppose I need more fiber, haha ;)
4) I do enjoy it
ToiletKid
Taking a dump before party
I was invited to a party, and I agreed to go. When it was already a few minutes before the exit, I remembered that I had not poop yet. And the party could last a long time, and I absolutely did not want to do it there. So I decided to go to the toilet. So I came, pulled down my pants and briefs, and sat down on the toilet seat. The poop didn't come out ease. I pushed and pushed and pushed. At last they came out, one after another, and I felt a pleasant and sweet relief. Ah! I wiped myself, flush after myself, dressed, and washed my hands.
Thursday, June 01, 2023
Annie
Pretty big satisfying poop
Hi all. Got up this morning and had oatmeal with hot sauce and black beans with warm water and black coffee for breakfast. Went to my room then later for lunch I had some kind of mildly spicy dish with lots of vegetables and some beef. Laid down for my afternoon nap around 1 and at about 1:30 I got a strong urge to poop. Went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door and walked to the toilet. Pulled down my dark sweatpants and dark underwear (on my period) and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a lot of semi-soft though mostly hard poop came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. Lifted myself slightly off the toilet and looked. Quite a bit in there. Reached for some TP and wiped well and tossed it in the toilet. Stood up, pulled up my pants and underwear and turned around to look. There was a fairly big poop in the toilet about 2 to 2 1/2 feet long and semi soft, mostly hard. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands. Will continue to drink water and eat healthy and everything else should come out no problem.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
Annie
Midwesterner
Survey Answer and Replies
I thought I would answer Sarah's survey about pooping at work. I am a farmer, so I don't have a normal job that I go to for a set time. During the busy seasons of farming, I'm basically almost always at "work". However, that work is our family's farm, so I don't feel like I'm at a job!
1. how often do you poop at work?
I definitely need to poop in the field every so often. I try to go at the house or the shop before I leave for somewhere, which is almost every day.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Sometimes I do if I'm bringing equipment from field to field or if there is no cover at the field I'm working in.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
No
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
I pooped yesterday while I was at the shop. I ate some lunch and needed to go before I headed out to the field. I went to our bathroom and sat on the toilet. I was seated for about 5-10 minutes while I pushed out a few logs. I'd say it was a pretty pleasant poop session!
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
Not applicable in my situation since I don't really have individual customers like a retail business would.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Considering my wife is my coworker, yes I have.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
I have definitely told my wife that I needed to poop!
@MD Dan
Wow, what an incredible story about pooping in the hotel room with those ladies! It's amazing how much closer we can feel to people when we become uninhibited. It sounds like Jill enjoyed it as much as you did.
@Anna from Austria
To answer your question about the closest I've been to pooping my pants, there have definitely been several circumstances that were close calls, but one sticks out in particular. I was in rural Oklahoma driving by myself. For those who don't know, many parts of Oklahoma are very desolate and unpopulated. I had eaten something earlier that disagreed with me. I felt a strong urge to have diarrhea but was more than an hour away from a toilet facility. I stopped at a truck stop but all the stalls were taken! My hotel for the night was another 10 minutes up the road, so I decided to risk it. I made it to the hotel, checked in (luckily very quickly), and then absolutely exploded with diarrhea into the toilet. That's probably about as close to pooping my pants as I've ever come in recent years!
@Kerri
I loved your story from Maui where you and your husband shared the bathroom! That totally sounds like something my wife and I would do! Maui is quite a unique place, and I'm hoping to bring my wife there sometime in the next couple years. Maybe the trip will yield a similar story for me to post here!
@Wpunk
Wow, that was quite an interesting experience with the all gender restroom! I think it would be very interesting to use one of these restrooms. They're not a very common thing in my area of the country though.
@Kristi
That was a great story about pooping in the hotel bathroom with your friends! That reminds me of something that my wife and her cousin Maddie would do (and they have done).
Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae
Why Jim is angry Juanita's motion??
Hi Everyone, you are all well we hope.
Today we read old post. Maybe page 2262 about. There is man called Jim, and Spanish tenant in his house, her name Juanita. Jim liked Juanita's bottom very much, he hoped he see her empty her beautiful bottom.
Then one day he was in bathtub, and Juanita had poo emergency, only one loo in the house, it was in bathroom. But even Juanita said "I will do mierda in my pantaleta!" he stayed in bathtub to relax, and didn't allow her come in. He was a very cruel!! Finally Juanita rush in, bare beautiful bottom and pour many litres mushy mierda into loo with huge smell. Jim complained lots and put lock on bathroom and when Juanita's agreement of residence in house finishes he didn't renew. (Mina copied Spanish words from screen. Pantaleta is pantaloon?? Mierda is poo we think.)
We are very furious to him!! "I bang his horrible head against bathtub" Maho said. Why he was complain, even he hoped he would see Juanita empty her beautiful bottom??
Actually, yesterday morning, Hisae was in a very hurry to sit on loo. We hurry to green flat after a breakfast, she pulled down pyjamas and pants with running from balcony to loo, jump on loo and burst. When Mina squat next her already huge mushy of mierda pouring out from her beautiful bottom. She created Mount Mihara in loo, it is island volcano in Pacific Ocean. Then she stand and Mina flush (after Kazu and Maho look, of course).
For next explode of mierda puree, Maho next her. But Kazu and Mina can see from front. Maho hold her hand. "Are you painful?" "No" And another huge puree. Mount Mihara again. So Maho flushed and then Kazu squatted near Hisae.
Hisae is usually quite quick in loo but this time.... Another huge cascade, then little pieces. Include washlet time, she was on loo 15 minutes. Always we are holding her hand or putting hand on her knee. But she was not painful, she said it was very comfy motion!
3 crushes sat on loo after her, but our motion ordinary very much, each of us 8 or 9 large turds like we always do, take 15 minutes, so we don't give detail because this post too long and you yawn many times. Then warm communication in tatami room. Of course we never angry to Chae. We are happy to see her relief face when mierda is rushing out from her with huge volume!! Sweet sweet Chae! (Chae, kiss to Mina after she finish to write and not now.)
We hope nobody angry with person when her (or his) bottom burst. It can't help!!
Typhoon coming to Japan. We hope telework, and we are happy that there is indoors loo in Hisae's family house in countryside now.
And we hope everyone is good health and happy. Thousand online kisses from your very own four crushes. Optional Person, thank you kind words. Special kisses to you.
Hisae Maho Kazumi Mina
Response to Nath
I can so relate to your situation. I take the subway trains daily to my job and evening university classes. I'm glad you found the toilet in the final car. None of the cars in any train in our city have them. But each of the transit stations have bathrooms. They are often kind of gross because of the number of people using them, but once I'm seated and relieving myself I'm thankful. I sit on the very least part of the seat so only a small part of me has skin contact with the seat. But it is better than having an accident, especially since I frequently wear dresses that I have to lift up and hold. When I was little and out with Mom she refused to let me sit on one of those toilets. I thought that was harsh and still do. About as harsh as the wait times now that can go 10 minutes or more during rush hour.
sarah
timed dump, gym diarrhea, painful poo
today i timed myself again. it was late morning and i had to take a dump. i stopped at a gas station. they had a one person ladies room. someone was in there. after 4 minutes a girl wearing a tanktop and shorts came out. i went into the bathroom and could smell poop a bit. i pulled my jeans and panties to my ankles. i sat on the still warm seat. i farted once and my shit began to move. i felt like taking a relaxing dump so i relaxed and took my time. it was slowly coming out. after around a minute i began pushing gently. soon my bowels fully opened and i quickly released 5 or 7 plops. pooping took 1 minute 33 seconds. i tried to shit more for 12 seconds but i was done. i wiped for 1 minute 19 seconds. i suddenly felt the urge to shit again. i pushed and a nice log quickly shot out. it took another minute to finish wiping.
another recent dump. i was at the gym alone. i suddenly felt that i was going to have diarrhea. i rushed to the bathroom. this was the bigger bathroom with 10 stalls. there are showers to but a wall separates them. the bathroom was crowded. 7 of the stalls were taken. i took the 4th stall just as someone was leaving it. the stalls on both sides had girls in them. i quickly pulled my yoga pants down and sat on the toilet. i immediately had a very loud and long explosion of diarrhea into the bowl. it was one wave but it lasted for a few seconds and was very loud. i sighed loudly from the amazing relief. i then did a long loud fart. the fart was very loud. my stall really stunk now. i waited to see if there would be more. the stall on the right was being replaced with girls doing quick pees. the girl on my left was taking what sounded like a fat dump. i heard a grunt then two heavy plops a sigh a grunt crackling then a loud splat then the rolling of toilet paper. i did a small fart then wiped.
i had a painful poo recently. i woke up late and was hurrying. i needed to take a morning shit. i slept in a tshirt and panties. i pulled my panties down and sat on the toilet. i needed to be fast. it felt like it would be a normal dump. i pushed hard and suddenly was in lots of pain. my shit was much thicker than i expected. it was to thick to fast and really hurt. i struggled and pushed hard to get it out. i had to push really hard while my ass was in pain. it finally fell in the toilet and splashed my butt. i did a big fart peed then wiped.
Sandra
Reply and questions for Nicole From Germany
Nicole, I usually go in the morning a few hours after I wake up, consistently each day. Have a few questions if you don't mind.
1) How often do you usually have to poop?
2) How big are your poops usually in terms of length and width?
3) How tall are you and how much do you weigh? I'm 5'6 and weigh 125 lbs.
4) Do you enjoy pooping or are you indifferent to it?
Optional Person
To MD Dan
I think it can be topped. I get the feeling from that interaction that Jill likes you and has an intense fascination with pooping we shall call it. If I were in your position I would advise asking her out.
sincerely Optional Person
Jill
Pit toilets
I have a confession regarding pit toilet usage. There doesn't seem to be very many people talking about them. I personally love to use them especially if I have loose or runny poop. I have been using them for 20 years and usually take a flashlight and look at my damage.
Here in Northern Pennsylvania we have these toilet facilities at hiking areas and picnic areas. I am currently in my forties and starting realizing that I enjoyed this when I was in my late teens.
I realized early on that I really enjoyed looking at other people's productions at campgrounds where I was staying. After that I discovered that I enjoyed hearing others use these pit toilets.
Usually the toilets are men and women back to back so I can sit and listen to men behind me or women in the next stall.
Are there any other women on this site that enjoy this?
If so, I can share many stories and give more details about myself. I am just not sure if there is any interest.
Thanks.
Anna from Austria
Question for the ladies here
Hello everybody I have a question for my fellow ladies here.
Do you try to avoid having neighbors at all cost when using public toilet or do do not care at all and maybe even seek some neighbors maybe even unwittingly?
I tend to try to be as far away as possible from other people but it seems that other women do not see it that way.
Was at a conference last week in big hotel and at during the third day nature calls after a business dinner and my body wanted to me get rid of my dinner already. So headed the ladies room in the hotel lobby. It was big rest room with about 10 stalls or more.
Normally I have my smart phone with me at the toilet and play around with it while doing my toilet stuff. That morning I had to leave my phone in my hotel room because I forget to charge the battery over the night.
While using the restroom for the first time without a phone made me more conscious about the stuff that is going on around me. While I was pooping I realized that the stall on my left and on my right were taken super frequently despite the fact that the other stalls that were more far away from mine were still available.
These ladies do not seem to care at all.
Have ladies noticed something similar in your life already? And what is your "policy" on that matter?
Do have a no neighbor policy if it can be avoided or do do not care?
greetings from Austria
Anna
ToiletKid
Pleasure and delight when pooping
Sometime in the morning (I didn't look at the time) I wanted to go to the toilet to poop. Taking a dump. I did not resist the call, and went to the bathroom. Soon, I took off my pants and briefs and was already sitting on the white throne. At first I farted loudly several times, then slowly the poop began to come out. And I was very pleased to feel it, I was very pleased to poop. She got out, then the rest of the poop began to come out. I really wanted to poop as long as possible. I tried to prolong the pleasure. I didn't push when I pooped, I relaxed. When all the poo came out of me, I sat on the potty for a while, hoping that maybe more poo would come out? But no, I've defecation all. So I wiped my ass and flushed the toilet. After getting dressed, I washed my hands in the sink and went out. I liked to poop so much that day, I even thought, maybe I should eat more to poop longer? But I wisely abandoned this idea. After all, I pooped every day! I'll still have time to enjoy every poop that comes out!
Mary
Letting out a little bit of pee
Every now and then I have situations where I'm absolutely desperate to pee. I have often played with the idea of letting a little bit of pee out into my pants to relieve the pressure. Has anyone ever actually tried this? Did it work?
Monday, May 29, 2023
STEPHEN P
The past two weeks weather much better wake up every morning as soon as alarm sounds wee in the ELEGANCE porta pottie , down stairs make tea sit in garden.
After two mugs of tea go in shed sit on THETFORD 33 pottie have a BM
have been using ELSAN BLUE ROLL to wipe.Came back from Gym last night went straight to bed, woke one for a wee in ELEGANCE POTTIE .When the alarm sounded this morning had a wee in THETFORD ELEGANCE pottie crawled back to bed .
At 9am woke needing the toilet , reached for blue porcelain bed pan pulled down pants sat down immediately had a wee then started pooping
for over a minute then another wee wiped with four sheets shades kitchen towel ,went downstairs and emptied in bonfire , washed under water butt
I have just had another number too in the adventuridge pottie in the van
ToiletKid
A leisurely break
In the morning after breakfast I went to the toilet. I went in, closed the door, pulled down my pants and underpants, lifted up the toilet seat lid, and sat down on the toilet. However, the poop didn't want to come out by itself, and I pushed a little. Farting loudly, I felt a poop go out. She crawled out and fell with a splash. Ah, what a relief. Pushed even more, I defecated a few poop, then wiped my ass with toilet paper, got dressed, flushed, washed my hands and left the toilet.
Not Important
Suggestion for Avery
If you haven't done your challenge yet and your friends are aware of it, maybe you should invite them to watch you when you go?
Nath
First Post
Hi all,
Very, very long term lurker but first post after deciding to get involved. Thought I'd start with a quick story about something that happened to me today.
I had been out with friends in the city nearby and was heading home at the end of the evening. I didn't have time to look for a public toilet since my train was leaving in a few minutes, but by the time I got on the train I was absolutely bursting for a wee.
Let me tell you, I walked the whole length of the inside of the train looking for a toilet and I did not find a single one. Just as I was starting to worry that I might have an accident before I got home, in the very last carriage was an onboard toilet! Needless to say I rushed in and was honestly pretty much just in time.
Thanks!
Nath
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Nicole From Germany
Replying to Sandra
Yes, thankfully I've been able! I remember back when I was 17 or 18 I was constipated for two entire weeks - but even then it worked out in the end.
Do you have set times when to go? I really don't - I remember as a teen I often had to go badly at really bad times, like when I was in class...
Elvia
Response
To the person that asked more about my mom.
She didn't help me too much with actual using the bathroom. Most of it was helping me stand up and sit down getting around the house. The main job she took over from my husband was making sure I didn't fall asleep, which I'm embarrassed to say happened a few times! I used to leave the door cracked at home for him.
During my first pregnancy, I still wasn't as comfortable with my husband seeing me on the toilet, so I was completely fine with my mother's attitude. By the second time I was fine with my family seeing me and I would just leave the door open.
It could definitely be funny. My mom is half my husband's size but she could always make him backup and out of the bathroom. She didn't close the door on him, but she always wanted him standing outside. The only time both of them were with me was during checkups at the doctor's office.
I think the funniest thing wasn't even with my husband, it was with my son. When I was a little girl and went with my mother, one of us would always stand still in one spot while the other was on the toilet. My son definitely didn't stand still and his grandma got fed up with it. She would pick him up and make him stand in the shower or bathtub. It was absolutely hilarious to me because of how well it worked.
MD Dan
Wild Story from Work Trip and Reply to Brandon
Brandon, you can check out page 2864 for the story about the female client on a job site. Most of the stories are on here if you search for them.
My story today is from a work trip I took recently. I went out to an industry conference and ended up having a pretty wild evening with some other people. I had met up with a few people I know but usually only see once or twice a year at these events. One man and two women. The guy is in his late 40s, average build for an office worker, I'll call him Brad. One woman is in her mid 40s, about 5'5" with long brown hair, a small frame and a small but shapely butt, I'll call her Jill. The other woman is about 35, about 5'8" and also has long brown hair. She has a pretty average frame, like an office worker who also goes to the gym occasionally. I'll call her Tina.
We went out to dinner after the event reception. We had all been drinking a little bit at the reception and then had some steak dinners with a few more drinks. We knew we'd be drinking so we all walked over to the restaurant instead of driving. After dinner we decided to hang out in the younger girls hotel room for a couple of hours, just talking business mostly and some other topics. While walking back, Jill and Brad were in front of me waiting at a crosswalk and I noticed Jill's butt kept clenching every 10 seconds or so. As we started walking, I briefly noticed a fart smell and figured it must have been Jill since she looked like she was trying to hold in a fart while we were all standing there. I looked over at Tina next to me, and she looked back at me. She had definitely smelled it too and just smirked and shrugged. I mean it happens haha.
Anyway, after hanging out a while, nothing of note happened regarding this forum, and Brad decided to head back to his room to go to bed. Tina and I were still in a conversation but I was planning on heading out shortly too. Jill, who had been talking to Brad, got up and went over to the bathroom in the room right after he walked out. She said, "excuse me for a minute." and closed the door. Tina and I were still talking for half a minute and right at a lull in our conversation, a loud burst of gas followed by 2 plops came from the bathroom. My eyes got wide and I looked at Tina. She covered her mouth, quietly giggling, and said, "Uh oh! Someone had to go bad! Shhh, keep talking!" So we tried to keep up our conversation but another 30 seconds later we heard another fart from Jill, this time a short zipper fart. Tina started giggling again and quietly said, "I think the food is getting to her." We heard toilet paper being rolled off and tried to wrap up our conversation. Jill came out of the bathroom, but neither of us wanted to look at her for fear of embarrassing her. She sat down next to us and sighed heavily. Tina just looked over at her and smiled. There was an awkward silence for a few seconds and Jill just looked at her and playfully said, "Shut up!" and laughed, which was funny because no one was talking. Like she was saying "Shut up!" to the thoughts in her head haha.
I was feeling full and actually felt the need to crap. I was planning on just walking back to my room to do it but I thought it might lighten up the situation a little bit if I did it in Tina's bathroom. I said, "Now if you'll excuse me for a minute" and walked over to the bathroom. Jill's eyes got wide and her mouth opened a bit, she looked slightly incredulous. Tina's mouth opened a little and she just said, "Oh, ok. Sure!" and was trying not to giggle. Like they were both thinking, "Really? Now you?!" The bathroom smelled a little, but it wasn't bad. I sat down and could hear the girls speaking quietly but could hear what they were saying. I peed for around 10 seconds and then I could feel some poop. I pushed a little and a short log shot out with a burst of gas, plopping loudly. Right away I dropped another two logs that also plopped and then farted for about 4 or 5 seconds. I heard complete silence from the room. I could only imagine their faces and holding back laughter. I finished after only a couple minutes and came back out.
Jill was grinning but trying not to look at me. Tina was also grinning but looked directly at me and said, "The food got to you too, huh?" I sat down and there was another awkward silence. Everyone was kind of smiling and trying not to look directly at anyone else. Tina then said, "Well, why you don't you excuse me for a minute too?" and went into the bathroom. Jill started laughing hysterically and Tina just said, "Oh, shut up!" as she closed the door. There was no conversation at this point anymore. Jill and I were just sitting there, definitely trying to listen to Tina take a dump, neither of us even trying to hide it. Jill looked over at me and said, "I don't know why, but we've all just turned into 8 year olds." and started laughing again. I'm sure the drinks had something to do with everyone's giddiness and lack of inhibition. Jill said, "What's funny is I think Brad left because he had to go the bathroom too! He kept holding his stomach the whole time! He should have just stayed and joined in!"
Jill put her finger to her lips and said, "Shhhh." and started listening. We heard one plop from Tina, then another, then a third, and amazingly, a fourth large plop. All about 3 or 4 seconds apart. Then Tina farted a dry sounding fart, sat a few seconds, and farted again. She was done and started rolling off toilet paper. Tina came out of the bathroom, her face red, sat down and sighed. She said, "Well, now that we're all done with the bathroom, I think it need to air out a while! Like maybe a few days!" Jill said, "Maybe next time we don't have so many drinks and a huge steak dinner!" We chatted another couple of minutes, mostly because I really didn't want to stand up right then, if you know what I mean, but it was definitely getting late.
Jill and I left Tina's room and in the hall, Jill looked right into my eyes, smiled seductively and said, "Well, I bet you'll be thinking about this all night." I said, "I mean, yeah, that was pretty crazy." She kept smiling and stepped closer and said, "Oh? You looked like you were, let's say, a little excited listening to Tina." and she glanced down ever so briefly at my pants and then right back into my eyes, still smiling. She said, "I can only assume you were listening to me too and that it had the same effect." She now stepped close enough we were almost touching. I said, "Yes, definitely." Jill put her hand on my arm and said, "Can I tell you a secret?" I said, "Of course." She said, "I was enjoying it too. And...I kind of intentionally decided to use her bathroom..." she raised her eyebrows and trailed off, biting her lip. I raised my eyebrows and could just say, "Ohhh...I see. I'm glad you had fun." She giggled, finally breaking eye contact, let go of my arm and said, "Well, I guess it's pretty late now. I'm going to let you go. Go back to your room and enjoy the rest of your night." She winked at me and said, "I know I will." She turned around and started walking away, then looked back over her shoulder and caught me looking at her butt. She stopped, followed my gaze, then winked at me again and kept walking away. I had a lot of trouble sleeping that night!
That was the most wild experience I have ever had to date. I don't think that will ever be topped. Well, have a great day everyone!
Wednesday, May 24, 2023
Sandra
Nicole From Germany--were you able to poop?
I just saw back a few pages (April 16th I think) that you were constipated after your child was born.
Just wanted to follow up and see if you were able to poop after posting that, or if you still haven't been able to go? Thanks
i was walking over to the bathroom because i had to poop and when i got there there was another girl in the stall beside me and we were just chit chatting the whole time while we pooped and it was just nice and weird and then she was asking me about my poop so i was asking her to. it was all weird.
Sally
Avery poop challenge question
Hi Avery I love your idea, would you be able to somehow find a way to weigh your poop after you take your mega dump? Thanks
Brandon
Sarah'sSurvey and Question for MD Dan!
Hey MD Dan I read your answers on Sarah's survey. You had my interest once you shared you had many stories to share of co workers pooping. Can you tell some of them? The one with the young lady client seems like a good start! Thanks…
1. how often do you poop at work?
- it happens
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
- often because of shame
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
- unfortunately yes
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
- It was a noon poop in a 2 stall toilet, it is pretty sound proof with stone walls all the way down but I really blasted some loud farts in the process that surely rang through. I'm good as long as nobody sees me entering or leaving the toilets…
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
- yes, it also holds my preference because it feels more private as you don't know the people coming in or out
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
- it happens
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
- No!
ToiletKid
Trips to the toilet without problems
I always go to the toilet on time, at the first feeling that I want to (if it's not occupied). Because I really like toilets, and I really like to defecate. And pee and poop, but I like to poop more. I try to poop three times a day! It seems fair. After all, I eat three times, which means I must ​poop three times! Unfortunately, I don't always manage to poop three times, but I try. I usually don't get my ass dirty much when I poop, so I don't use a lot of toilet paper. I sometimes got into situations when I was pooping and there was no paper. Fortunately, at all times when this happened, parents or friends were nearby, and I asked them to bring toilet paper to me in the toilet. I've never peed or pooped on the outside. Because it doesn't seem right to me. I try to find the toilet as quickly as possible, and so far I've been lucky and managed to find it in time. I also absolutely don't care which toilet to use - clean or not, with a toilet bowl or a cesspool. For me, the main thing is that he was! And what it will be, it's not so important to me anymore.
I enjoy my toilet time!
Jam
To Ryan
Yes! I agree 1000%. Let's all make it happen!
To Elvia
Could you share a story or to of when you mother helped you during your constipation? It sounds funny how fussy she was about your husband checking in on you.
JW
Frieda, Size and Straining
I am not a woman nor am I a large man, but Frieda, what you describe fits me to a TEE. I have been diagnosed with "neurogenic bowel". I have to strain and grunt and push no mater what the consistency of my stool is. Like you I am not necessarily constipated and taking laxatives doesn't help it just gives me diarrhea and I STILL have to struggle to get it out.
I would suggest that your size is not the problem, I'll bet that your having 7 children in quick succession damaged some of the nerves in your rectum and as a result your rectal muscles, the ones that would cause peristalsis specifically while having a bowel movement, are not working properly. In my case it is due to a back injury.
For me, I have noticed that I don't get that "urge" to bear down any more. I'm well aware of a lump of stool in my rectum but there is never any "urge" to evacuate it. If I didn't force it out of me every day it would literally stay there forever.
I've taken to using either my finger to stimulate my rectum to contract, or I use a suppository. And as soon that the suppository starts to stimulate that "feeling" of an "urge" to bear down, I evacuate with one or two strong pushes.~~ JW
Annie
Massive amount of poop after breakfast and coffee
Hi everyone. Got up this morning and had oatmeal with zucchini, chili pepper or hot sauce, egg and other vegetables and after breakfast took my medication and went downstairs. Finished a jar of coffee (black) and a jar of water when I got a major urge to poop. Went to the washroom next to my room, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my dark sweatpants and light purple underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a huge thick amount of poop came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. What a relief! When I was done I lifted myself slightly off the toilet and looked in the toilet at it. It looked huge! Grabbed my toilet paper, took a small amount and wiped well. Tossed it in the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned around to look. WOW. This thing covered a lot of the toilet! About 2 1/2 feet or so and fairly thick. Damn. Flushed the beast down the toilet, washed my hands and that's that. Hopefully later I can go more. Never know.
Happy pooping and stay safe!
Annie
Monday, May 22, 2023
ToiletKid
School recess pooping, again
I wanted to poop as soon as the recess bell rang. I was glad - at least on time. So I immediately went to the toilet, and not alone, which is surprising. I walked into the first toilet cabin I saw. After making sure that the toilet roll was large, I pulled down my white pants and briefs, and sat down on the toilet. Farting, I defecated poop. A couple of splash were heard. A few poo fell into the toilet. I also had to push to make a big poop. Then I wipe my ass with toilet paper, sighting of relief, got dressed, flushed, and went out.
Ryan
To Joe & Jam
Yes, Joe, I too think it's amazing that you saw that in that restroom. Like you said, it might be just a joke, and there might not be any pee fights in there on Fridays. However, like you, Jam, I too would be open to the idea of trying such a thing. I don't know why, but I think it could actually be a fun experience. It might be a good way to let off some steam at the end of the week, and also to just relax and bond with other guys. I mean, why not? As long as it's with a decent group of guys, not anybody nasty or unhealthy or anything, why not? I think we as a society have gotten too uptight and afraid of each other's bodies, especially guys. I say why not let loose once in a while? We're washable and our clothes are washable. Not only that, but we use urinals all the time. I honestly don't think a pee fight would be any less safe than using a splashy urinal. I remember there was a post on here a while ago about a guy who ended up sharing a sink with another guy, and it ended up being a pleasant experience. He even talked about how he didn't mind the splashback. So I say, let's have more pee fights! I wonder what would happen if more restrooms had that written on the wall. Maybe a new trend of Friday pee fights would sweep the nation! As long as we're willing to wipe it up when we're done.
Mina
Dear Thunder
Wipe a bottom of someone as adult?? We do very often! Usually after our crush washed her bottom, but sometimes before. We love to do!! I am happiest woman in world when Kazu or Chae or Maholin is cleaning my bottom. And if their bottom is dirty, I am happy to clean well. They all say same thing.
We hope you enjoy with therapist!
And we hope everyone is fine and having satisfy time on lovely loo.
Love to everyone.
Maho Hisae Kazumi Mina
Yenczek
pooping in movies
Hi Everyone :) I'm not sure if I'm in the right place to ask this, but do you know any movies where someone poops? Here are some movies with pooping scenes that I know:
Movies:
The Four-faced liar(2010)
Ingrid goes west(2017)
Fools Rush In (1997)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
The Change-Up (2011)
Detroit Rock City (1999)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
American Pie(1999)
Dumb & Dumber(1994)
Final Destination (2000)
TV series:
Broad city
One Way or Another
Orange Is the New Black
Wiping Bottom Survey Story
The last time I had my bottom wiped for me was when I was a sophomore in high school. My family's apartment had only one bathroom. There were 5 of us sharing it. Before starting my walk to school I had just sat down on the toilet when my kid brother threw the door open, pants down saying he was going to crap himself. He wasn't into drama. It looked pretty real so I quickly exited to my room. My crap was knocking, if you know what I mean, but I had to grab my backpack and start my walk to school.
Although I wasn't supposed to walk through a park, it was a short cut and it was getting more obvious by the minute that I was going to have to 1) crap there, 2) take a tardy, 3) and get hassled with my study group because we had an exam coming the next hour and I was missing.
I was lucky the park toilets were located right along the path I was walking. I walked in, kept my backpack on to save time, dropped my jeans and seated myself on the only toilet that had a seat that wasn't busted off. My best friend once said that my craps were in 3 acts, kind of like a play. I was satisfied with the first one. It was pretty solid and hurt a bit coming out. Something told me that my butt hole was messy by the expulsion. Then I looked at the panels on each side of me and there was no toilet paper hanger. I had white panties on that I realized would soon me formerly white.
The flusher handle was leaking. I pulled my panties and jeans up and hoped for the best. I felt some moisture between my legs, but didn't want to dwell on that. I got to my school within 10 minutes and felt act 2 ready to open. I was already tardy so I headed to the first bathroom I passed and figured at least one toilet should be open for an emergency.
Wrong. Legs under each door. My explosion was waiting like a bomb. Finally, a cheerleader walked out looking so confident that it almost made me feel sicker. I took my seat while examining the loose crap streaks in my panties. The explosion came with probably a cups worth of diarrhea. Now my butthole was stinging. I closed my legs together to try and keep the smell down.
Yes there was toilet paper, but the cut out squares didn't keep me from getting crap on my right hand. I think I did about 10 or 11 wipes until I ran out of paper. So I stood up, quickly flushed, but the flush was super slow. I was walking fast to my locker when I passed the nurses office. I had to wait about 10 minutes until she could get to me. Halfway through my wait, I got another gas attack and I hurried down the aisle to single toilet room. Within 10 seconds of seating myself on the small homelike toilet, act 3 came out in a blast. Same pain and same smell. Then there was some more dripping. There was a knock on the door and the nurse asked permission to enter.
I started to cry. She said I was not in trouble. She would excuse my first hour absence. She flushed and I started to feel light headed. I showed her my messed up panties. She told me to wait. Then she came back in with a hand full of much larger towels. She told me to stand with my hands on the sink and my butt extended. She used several of these super towels to wipe me. She seemed surprised by how messed up I was. But she said I was lucky that I didn't have the accident in class. She convinced me that after about three bouts I was probably cleaned out. She took off my panties and threw them and the towels in this special barrel like can that she opened with her foot.
At the beginning of 4th hour I was taking my midday piss before gym class, when I thought about the embarrassment I had been through that morning and how the nurse had wiped me. When I got home I found that the nurse had called my mom, but my mom was pretty understanding. My mom also talked to my brother about planning ahead and not rushing me. I did get some irritation around my hole. The nurse had been a lot more thorough with her wiping me than I would have been.
Brandon
Sarah'sSurvey and Question for MD Dan!
Hey MD Dan I read your answers on Sarah's survey. You had my interest once you shared you had many stories to share of co workers pooping. Can you tell some of them? The one with the young lady client seems like a good start! Thanks…
1. how often do you poop at work?
- it happens
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
- often because of shame
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
- unfortunately yes
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
- It was a noon poop in a 2 stall toilet, it is pretty sound proof with stone walls all the way down but I really blasted some loud farts in the process that surely rang through. I'm good as long as nobody sees me entering or leaving the toilets…
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
- yes, it also holds my preference because it feels more private as you don't know the people coming in or out
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
- it happens
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
- No!
Frieda
Link between size and straining to go?
I am a 63-year-old woman who had 7 children in very quick succession. Needless to say it took a huge toll on my body and I think it contributed to aging prematurely. Part of the problem was I kept gaining a tremendous amount of weight with every pregnancy and before I could lose the weight I was pregnant again. By the time I was 40, I looked closer to 50+, LOL. But I wouldn't give up my big family, grandchildren, and husband for anything.
I'm sorry to say that at my age, I have not lost the weight. That's a separate story and I am working on that with my doctor. I also think that all this girth contributing to a lot of trouble on the toilet. This is nothing new, but I'd like to share my experience, and see if there are other women of size that may be having the same problem.
I am beginning to think there might be a connection between being so fat and straining to go. I am typically enthroned on the toilet for anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, twice a day. Once in the morning and before going to bed. And let me tell you, that evening session exhausts me so much I fall right to sleep after. LOL. Sorry if TMI but my husband has longer I'm used to hearing me from behind the bathroom door as I grunt and strain while reading my crafting magazines. He always make sure my reading material is right by the toilet because he knows how long I will be in there. I used to be embarrassed because I MUST make noise as I strain. But luckily, my husband is sympathetic.
Understand I'm not necessarily constipated. Even softer movements take a tremendous amount of effort to expel. And when I finally emerge from the bathroom, I'm a sweaty mess, and usually have to sit or lay down for a while to recover. I don't have any gastrointestinal conditions that are making it so difficult for me to go. I do think part of the reason it takes me so long is that I get very tired in between straining and I must stop and rest in between.
My sister suggested buying a squatty potty as she also suffers from strenuous movements but although quite overweight, she is much smaller than me. I do not have the strength to squat. I must sit on the toilet. The best I can do is lean forward as far as I can while I strain but my huge belly impedes that somewhat. My sister also has grab bars installed on either side of her toilet to assist with getting up and sitting down. I'm thinking of installing them on mine as well. When I tried hers, I also realized that the grab bars could double as a way to brace myself by gripping them as I grunted. In fact, gripping the grab bars worked better than leaving way forward on the toilet.
I approached my doctor and asked if there was a connection between obese women like my sister and I and having to strain so long on the toilet. She said there have been some studies linking obesity and constipation but it's by no means a certainty that an obese person will have these issues. She suggested taking over-the-counter laxatives, etc but again, I'm not always constipated. No matter the consistency I will always have an arduous time. So I'd love to hear from some other large women, their experiences, and if they have any of the same problems I do. How do you deal with it? Not looking for medical advice.
Thanks! Take care!
Brian
Family Dump
Family Dump
I recently went shopping with my uncle and dad. We was shopping when my uncle said "I need a piss" my dad said he did to. I thought a perfect opportunity for a dump. We arrived at the men's room. We was the only ones in there. They had a row of urinals as you went in, and around the corner a row of 7 doorless toilets. My dad and uncle went to the urinals, while I went to the stalls. I was just sitting down when my uncle came round the corner "oh your taking a dump, I may as well join you, was going to hold but..." he took the stall next to me and quickly sat down. We both farted loudly. My dad came round laughed and stood and chatted to us while we dumped. I was grunting loudly, with my dad laughing. My uncle had finished and was already wiping as I was still pushing
They both stood in front, encouraging me. They joked when I farted and commented on the sound of the logs. I stood to wipe which got a laugh. "You take after me with the size of that between your legs"my uncle laughed. My dad was proud I still wore tighty whites saying they was proper mens pants. I went to wash my hands. It was a good family male bonding session
Brian
Gym Toilets
My local gym has some strange toilets. You enter and the first thing you see is a row of 7 doorless toilets with showers around the corner and lockers and benches in the middle in front of the toilets
One day i entered and it was a full house and it was loud! Farting and shitting loudly. I came in and said hi to a couple of people i know, and got changed into my gym kit. I was on a treadmill when i felt the familiar feeling. I went into the toilets and they was full. I sat on the bench in front waiting. One of the men knew me and said " i will be soon, its like a waterfall" Everyone laughed at that, with the occasional fart and grunt. He was already naked, so he wiped and let me sit down. And i was loud! One bloke asked me if i was alright. I was on there for 30mins, with people waiting and swapping places. A father and son came in. The father got changed while the son came and sat on the toilet next to me. He was grunting loudly. The father said "you ok, sound blocked up" Mid-grunt he said "i don;t know what i have eaten but its been 2 days now" He pushed really loud, with a loud fart "Its coming" The father was sitting on the bench in front, giving him encouragement. It was the loudest splash i have ever heard! He then had what sounded like the runs, as the log had blocked him up. His father laughed and said "see you on the equipment. I started wiping, the same time as the son. I called it a day at the gym as my stomach was hurting. While i was in the showers, and getting dressed, the toilets were still full!
Brian
My homeless toilet story
I became homeless for a while a few years ago after losing my job and a major falling out with family, so was living in a tent in the woods. The first day i set up my tent, and knew i needed a poo. I was walking a little bit from my tent and stumbled on another encampment .Just a tent and a campfire. A bloke came out of the tent in just some red briefs, with a hole and one testicle falling out, and said "hey what you doing, we don't want any trouble" I was a bit shocked, but was honest and said I just need to find a place to go to the toilet. I still had clean clothes on for now so didnt look homeless so i think he thought i was just passing through.
He just smiled and said "why didn't you say, I was heading to the toilet right now for a dump, follow me" I followed him, he was farting saying how he had the runs. We arrived at this clearing, with just 2 logs facing each other. He said "there you go, sit on there". He walked over to one and pulled his briefs down , and sat down with his cock resting on the log, pissing onto the floor in front. I walked to the other log and sat down, pushing my cock and balls behind and just exploded. He laughed, in between grunting and farting. About a few mins in, another bloke in just some loincloth, just a piece of cloth covering his cock but his balls still on show, came over and sat next to the bloke and exploded as well. We spoke for a few minutes about how they became homeless, how long etc. They said a year. They originally squatted over holes but found this more comfortable. Another friend of theirs who was also just wearing those old big tighty whitiey briefs , walked over to me and said "is this log taken?" I laughed and said no. He sat down next to me and started grunting really loudly, saying the food he has been salvaging from bins is making him constipated. They had the biggest skidmarks I had ever seen! He noticed me looking and said "well it's just the three of us and if I wash these then I would be completely naked while they dried.
It went quiet for a few minutes with all of us grunting and farting. I was still exploding out shit, same as the bloke in a loincloth. The bloke next me to was grunting so loudly and strong he was going red!
I asked what they used for paper, one of them said it depends on the type of poo. If it's hard, they don't wipe but if it's runny then leaves. I rummaged through my bag and found a pack of tissues. 3 of us stood to wipe. The other bloke was still sitting there grunting he said "I'm going to be a little while" I went back to their encampment. They said they spend most of the time in their tent as they have no clothes apart from what they was wearing as they had burn them for warmth as they was desperate in the winter. The other bloke joked " this loincloth is all I have to wear". All 3 of them slept in this tiny tent with a 2 sleeping bags, so 2 have to share. They said its awkward as they sleep naked to try and preserve the life of their only briefs. He said the amount of times he has woken up to a morning wood pressed against his back was terrible. The bloke with a hole joked, well these are falling apart already, so I will just make a temp loincloth with the remaining pieces.
One of them said its bad trying to shit in the winter as its so cold but with no clothes its a quick job
I decided to come clean and admitted i was homeless as well, and set up camp a few mins away. The red briefs bloke just smiled and said welcome to the club and bring your tent here. I moved my tent to their clearing. I had a couple of spare briefs of my own so let use them as well.
I was there for over a year myself. My clothes did get a bit tatty, resulted in a loincloth to preseve my only decent set of clothes for interviews. One of the blokes came into my tent and sleeping bag to make it less cramped in the other one as my tent/sleeping bag was bigger. During the heat, i have to admit we all just walked round naked. Before i used to shave, manscape but i became a hairy bear.
Saturday, May 20, 2023
Annie
Really soft poop shortly after lunch
Hi everyone I just got back from the washroom not long after eating lunch and had been sipping warmish hot water. I had a healthy lunch (homemade) with plenty of vegetables and I think beef with rice. Semi spicy and a good amount. Got an urge to poop a few minutes ago so I went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled down my dark sweatpants and light lavender ish boy shorts and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and some (not a lot) of soft poop came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. When I was done I took some toilet paper and wiped well. Tossed the paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed. Washed my hands and that's that. Still sipping warmish hot water every now and then to stimulate my bowels so everything else comes out. Hopefully it will later.
Stay safe and happy pooping!
Annie
Comments & Additions to Other Postings
Boys bathrooms at school and guys peeing into the heat register:
This wasn't really a prank done at the end of the school year. But at my junior high, while I was seated on a toilet taking a shit during a class, a guy from another class came in, flipped up the screen to the heat register located under the window, and he took off the knob for setting the temperature and fan speed, put his penis into the opening and pissed for about 35 or 40 seconds into register. Then he zipped up and hurried out. I watched the button of the register to see if some of the pee would leak out. It didn't. I sat a few minutes longer than normal watching for the pee leak to happen it didn't. I wiped, washed my hands, and as I was leaving I could see a slow stream starting to drip from the bottom.
Avery
Challenge part 1: prepare
So I've decided on my challenge: I'm going to fill the toilet with my poop! I'm going to eat a bit more than normal and hold in my poop for as long as I can. Then, when it needs to come out, I'll go the bathroom and fill the toilet with the digested waste my body made. It's gonna be big, it's gonna be smelly, my farts are going to be crazy, and it'll definitely hurt when I sit down and push it through my butthole, but it'll be a cool challenge. Oh yah I'm also gonna get quite bloated as all those digested meals gather in my abdomen.
Anyway, preparation started today. I got two entrees for lunch, and ate everything. With my stomach nice and full, and digestion underway on one of the first meals for this mega-dump, I excused myself to the bathroom to empty myself of any poop before my body started work on the mega-dump. Lauren came with me because she was feeling really full. As we walked to the girls bathroom, she said she'd eaten more every meal recently, and hadn't pooped in a few days, so she wanted to empty her bowels.
We entered the bathroom, and took the neighboring middle stalls. The bathrooms were surprisingly empty, so we could let loose and not disturb anyone. I started by peeing like Lauren. I peed for 20 seconds, she peed for 23 seconds. Afterwards I relaxed, and my poop started coming out. I started lightly pushing to keep it coming out. Meanwhile Lauren grunted lightly, and let out a very loud trumpety fart that lasted 4 seconds. Immediately she said "ohhh yes that was nice!" I heard crackling then 5 seconds later a plop, then again, then again, then again. On Lauren's second poop, I finished my dump. It was a single 15 inch long 1 inch wide log. Lauren meanwhile gave a sigh, farted a few more times like she already had, then sighed. I was nearly done wiping when she finished pottying and said "ohhh that felt so good! I just pooped out 4 huge turds." She started wiping, and wiped for a while. Meanwhile, I finished, so I pulled up my black leggings and white panties, flushed my potty away, and washed my hands. Finally, she finished wiping, pulled up her purple panties and green leggings, and opened her stall door so I could see her creation. There were four big logs, each 14 inches long and 2 inches wide, sitting in her yellow pee and surrounded by used toilet paper. She patted ear stomach, said "glad that's out of me, no wonder I had to go so badly!" Then she pulled the flusher as all but one log and toilet paper went down the drain. She flushed again, and the rest went down, leaving one medium skidmark. She washed her hands and we left, feeling relieved.
Looking forward to the challenge, bye for now!
Imogen
Reply to Frank
One outdoor pee is much like another outdoor pee. I remember times when I peed with other women, and with boyfriends in view, but not watching. Sometimes they protected our privacy. The perfect boyfriend did once talk about it, and he was interested in how desperate I was ( answer, certain to wet my knickers before we got back if I hadn't gone then, but I just said that it was very urgent. Once two of us had to get out of the punt because we thought we could get home without saying anything, but we were too full. The sensation of letting a great flood out is always exciting, even today. I've never found anything special about wet knickers.
ToiletKid
Potty break at school recess
At school, I really wanted to poop. I wanted to, already when the lesson was coming to recess, so I decided to wait a little. As soon as recess rang, everyone ran to the dining room, and I ran to the toilet. However, I'm not the only one! As I saw, three more pupil were walking in the same direction. I didn't know what affairs they need do, but it didn't matter. I went into the first toilet I came across - and immediately came out of there. There was no toilet paper. I went to the toilet nearby and there was a roll of toilet paper. Not full, and not particularly big, but I really wanted to poop, and I decided: this will do. After locking the door, I lifted up the lid of the toilet seat, and pulled down my pants and briefs. I sat down on the toilet and relaxed. With a loud fart, I defecated three large soft poop. Then I wiped my ass, and fortunately the paper was enough for me. I flushed in the toilet, got dressed, washed my hands and left the school bathroom.
Shay
Mushy Relief
Hey all! iIt's been a while since I've last posted-I last posted on page 2490 about having a stomach bug and my boyfriend Barrett helping take care of me. Haven't really had any interesting stories until now, so I thought I'd come out of hiding and share lol.
This is my current situation, actually. Been having some diarrhea today, but it has been relieving. You know when you've had to shit for quite a while, and it all just finally floods out? That's how I've felt each time I've been on the toilet today.
For those who don't get how relieving diarrhea can be sometimes, think of the worst bout of constipation you've had and think about if you would've rather been stopped up or just let it all out. That's how I felt. Constipation in my case is so much worse than diarrhea, and I've been really constipated lately, so this is one of the few times the runs are welcome.
Ever since I was young my stomach has been sensitive, and I've had more than my share of bouts of diarrhea as those who read my posts know. Usually, I'm not too keen on having diarrhea, because when I can't predict the flow or control it myself, it can be pretty messy and painful, and it makes me feel pretty sick.
But I also have frequent bouts of constipation, and since I was young I've had to take laxatives to relieve it when it got really bad, and when it gets bad it makes me wish I had diarrhea.
Recently, the bouts of constipation have been more frequent and they have been getting worse. I was constipated for two weeks recently. It's not that I didn't poop at all, it's that I was barely pooping and my stools were hard and dry. Natural remedies like prunes help when I get like this, but to clear the block I usually end up having to take a magnesium medicine to move my bowels or an enema. I tried not to resort to artificial means, but I was just so sick and bloated and my stomachs aches from being so full of poo.
I decided to go a gentler route than laxatives though, and eat sugar free candies because they also can clear a block for me in a pinch.
Starting Sunday, Barrett has been out of town for work and won't be back until Sunday, so I have the place to myself all week and can relax and let it all flow through me while he's gone. So on Sunday I ate massive servings of sugar free candy, consuming probably 120 grams of sugar alcohols-the stuff in sugar free candy that gives you the bubble guts and runny poohs. The average person only needs to consume 50 grams to make their bowels move, so you can imagine how desperate I must have been for a poo to consume over twice that amount.
The candy did loosen my bowels and give me urgency, and my poops were pretty loose and splattery, but I still felt full for one and for two I still wasn't passing a lot of stool when I went. I repeated my candy binges on Monday and Tuesday, eating an average of 100 grams of sugar alcohol each day-so now 300g of sugar alcohol-but I could barely go. I could feel poop stuck inside my rectum, and I was straining to push out even what should've been diarrhea so bad my left side was starting to hurt. I figured I must have a minor block in my lower intestines, so I got an enema. I planned to take it Tuesday night but fell asleep so I took it this morning when I woke up instead, today being Wednesday.
The enema helped clear the hard stool sitting right at the base of my anus, and it also helped activate the sugar alcohols that had been sitting there accumulating for days.
That, plus another 75gs of sugar alcohol from more sugar free candy and about three servings of prunes, and all day I've been running to the toilet with watery, mushy diarrhea. When I poop it feels like I'm dumping cake batter into the toilet-not completely water, but muddy and loose, like a paste that mixes with the water when it runs out into the toilet. It comes splattering out as well, and the urgency is powerful. If I don't go to the toilet as soon as I feel the need to pop, I'll definitely shit my pants, and I like having the feeling of being bursting and needing to release all the weeks of backed up poo inside me.
My stomach has been very gurgly and gassy, and it's been churning everything inside me. I've had to fart a lot, but haven't had any accidents in my pants so far. I even ate some more sugar free candies while typing this right before bed just to make sure my bowels are cleared out.
Once this ends, I'll be regular again, and that's the best reward. But the relief I've felt has definitely been unmatched. Very happy that slowly all this shit that's been inside me is coming out, and satisfied with how easy to pass it is. Everything is really mushy coming out, so I don't have to strain, it just gurgles right out of me like a steady stream of molasses running from my bowels and out of my hole. No matter how much I wipe, my hole feels loose and wet, and the partial loss of control makes me feel like I'm being cleaned out.
Really glad I decided to use the candy instead of laxatives for this clean out.
I'm feeling my stomach bubbling up something nasty, and I'm starting to feel a watery, heavy load of butt mud trying to push itself out of me, sitting against my hole and making me squirm. I need another messy, urgent shit pretty soon, so I'm gonna go before I mess myself. I feel so close to exploding and squirting a big load of liquishit into my undies, so hopefully I do make it to the toilet. Can't wait to let this load out, I still feel so full inside!!
I'll post again with updates or my next story.
Ciao for now.
Annie
Urgent poop shortly after lunch
Hi everyone. I just had a very urgent poop just now shortly after lunch. I had beef fried with yellow, red and green peppers and onions for lunch fried with noodles. Just a few minutes ago I felt a very strong urge to poop so I quickly went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and quite a bit of poop came out. When I was done I took some TP and wiped well. Tossed the TP in the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. There were 1 or 2 biggish thick mostly soft poops in the toilet. I'm not sure how long but they were fairly big. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands. I'm hoping later I can poop more, maybe after my nap or after dinner. I eat mostly healthy meals here and try to drink plenty of water as well as have 1 to 1 1/2 small jars of black coffee.
Happy pooping!
Annie
Elvia
Fussy moms
During both of my pregnancies, my mother moved in during the last month to help me in the final stretch since my husband worked. The third trimester is the worst for being constipated. I think I was only going every three days and would spend minutes and minutes on the toilet. My husband would check in on me every so often but she would stay with me the entire time.
My husband and me laugh about it now, but she was really prudish about him doing the same thing especially during the first time. She'd shoo him away if he tried to check in while she was already with me. She was much more relaxed about it during my second pregnancy.
Thursday, May 18, 2023
Wiping Bottom survey with a difference
When we are young we soon learn to wipe one's own bottom .....but has anyone had their bottom wiped as an adult?
My answer is that my first wiping by another person was several years ago and was heavily constipated and booked for a series of enemas that session. I was given my first enema and sat on the toilet with my therapist there and it was very productive but my poo was very hard and lumpy and took a lot of work to get out each turd. My therapist said she should give me anther enema now and I went to first wipe my bottom but she could see my difficulties and wiped my butt for me...actually, I liked it and it was such a relief and relaxing...now when i go to my therapist she does it for me every time.
Next question...have you wiped anyone's butt?
My answer is yes...I have done it a few times for my therapist when she has a poo....the first time it seemed strange but now...no problem...I really like to do it well!
Looking forward to your responses?
Thunder
Mrs BIGand HARD
HARD DIFICULT STOOL to push out.
Last night I had a very difficult time going to the toilet, I had to strain very hard with a lot of effort I managed to get it started coming out.
But My BUTT HOLE was being stretched so wide it was very painful.
I am sure it was over three inches wide. Ever since I was a little girl, I have had a hard time pushing out my poop. Now that I have grown up (Iam now 49 years old . I still have great difficulty straining out three inch diameter rock hard Logs. Some times I have my husband come into the bathroom to help me bear down harder as I strain to get it out. He is amazed at the size and the diameter of my rock hard turds. I usually go to the toilet once every four days or five days. One thing is that I love chocolate. Candy bars and I think this is what backs me up with rock hard stool. Some times he helps me spread my butt cheeks wider so I can get it out easier.
Joe's Request
Me and my friend Seth, when we were probably 8 or 9, learned a game from his older brother, Aaron. Aaron had a wicked sense of humor and taught us to play Sinking the Sub. The best case would be when we walked up the street to a gas station for treats. Aaron could sit and drop a 2 incher with little effort. Then he would get up and act as a ref. I would piss from one side of the toilet and Seth would piss from the other. Aaron said it would be funner to leave the seat down. When he yelled Go both of us would blast piss at the crap. Since we were targeting it from both sides sometimes within a minute or two the crap would be blasted apart. Or thrown around in the water with brown erosion emerging. Seth had the most powerful stream and with both hands directed his piss almost directly down on the crap. Of course, the toilet seat and area around it would be dripping. Then we would go around to the front of the station, go in and buy our treats. We also did the game in the alley behind our house. We used an empty vegetable can the first time, but the can was too big and we got splash back. With a smaller can I had greater success in moving it and won three or four times.
Nytecat
The toilets at work were crowded today.
For a Friday when most colleagues are working from home, the men's rooms were surprisingly busy. There are three on my floor and more on other floors. Every time I peed, I was not alone. By the afternoon I needed to poop and pee. So I went in and one of the two stalls were already occupied. I don't like sitting next to anyone on the toilet if it can be avoided. So I just urinated and left since the number two wasn't urgent. Just over an hour later, I felt the need to go number 1 and number 2 again. And just like last time, a stall was occupied. So I left to try another men's room. And someone was hogging a toilet in there too! So I peed , hoping that would help the pressure on my back end as well. It worked for another hour or so then I could no longer ignore it. When SBDs start coming out, the time is near! I gingerly entered the washroom and, you guessed it, one of the toilets was in use. At that point I just gave up and went down a floor where I found a bathroom I could have all to myself!
I entered the stall, closed the door, and pulled my briefs and pants down. At first some hard nuggets came out, followed by a second, softer turd which went out in one piece. Considering I first felt this load hours ago, it wasn't much. But it still felt good to unload it. With that I wiped, pulled my clothes back up, washed my hands, and left.
Annie
Went poop quite a bit over an hour after lunch
Hi all. Had a spicy ish lunch with sausage, ???? and rice for lunch. I was lying down for my nap when a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop. Went to the washroom, closed the door, turned on the light, walked to the toilet. Pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Pushed and a huge, thick, mostly soft poop came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. Finished by peeing. Reached over for some TP and wiped well and put it in the toilet. Pulled up my pants and underwear and turned around to look. It was fairly thick, mostly soft, darkish with pieces of sweet potato in it (oops). It took up quite a bit of the toilet. Flushed the toilet, washed my hands and that's that. Phew! What a load! I hope with more water etc later I can poop out the rest of this and maybe shower later.
Happy pooping!
Annie
Avery: for a REALLy fun challenge, do big poos and wees in the trash can and if you can, the sink. If there's access to urinals, try to use those!
Anna from Austria
Hi, I have got a question for ladies and gent here in the forum.
What was the closest desperation situation you ever had before going into your pants?
I have never pooped into my pants as an adult so far but last week it almost happened.
Was about to leave for work in the evening when I suddenly felt the urge to defecate.Had not pooped this day so my bowels were very full. I went to the ladies' room near my office but they were locked for cleaning. So I had to look for another toilet on another floor. I walked as fast as could but the urge got stronger and stronger. I could even feel that the turd wanted to come out right now and it felt that the tip of my poop was already sticking out of my anus.
I in the end I made it and could empty my bowels on a toilet. It was 2 massive rather soft turds. They left massive skid marks so I had to use the toilet brush.
After checking my underwear I saw that my feeling was right and the poop really started to protrude from my behind. There was a massive poop stain at the back of my panties.
That was not the first time that I soiled one of my panties, to be honest. Have been not wiping well enough a few times already in the past, especially when being intoxicated but it was different this time.
The stain was more massive because it came from a massive poo itself and not just some remains from bad wiping.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Melody B
Vacation story
Melody B back with another one of my stories. I was likely no older than like 5 or so.
We went on a family trip one summer. It was a surprise from my mom for me and Justin. We drove there and the drive was like a 9 hour drive. So there were rest stops in between. At some point, my mom said she had to go to the bathroom so she went to a close by area to go to the bathroom. If you've been on road trips before you probably know what I mean, the big buildings with the many restaurants almost like a mall's food court. We stopped in one of those.
She took us both into the ladies room. We used a big stall at the end and it was pretty cool. There was a normal toilet then next to it was a small toilet with a wavy toilet seat. It was pretty cool. I wanted to use the wavy one. Mom locked the stall door and pulled down her pants and plopped herself down on the regular toilet and parted her legs. She immediately started peeing and it hissed as it came out. Me and Justin both watched as she went and we found it fascinating. Justin had to pee so he quickly pulled out his penis and went into the smaller toilet but he didn't flush. Then he came back to watch mom as she pooped. First a little one. Then she burped as she was pushing the next one out which was long. Another long one hung from her like a tail which we found amusing. It dropped in a minute. We saw another one coming and it plopped and she gave another push to make sure she was done. She got some toilet paper and first wiped her hairy vagina. She wiped her butt too. She pulled her pants up and she said it was my turn. Justin said he might need to poop so she told him to sit on the toilet to make sure he didn't have to go. She left the stall and kept it open while she went to wash her hands. I pulled my pants down and sat on the little toilet with the wavy seat. Justin didn't get on the toilet yet because he wanted to watch. So I peed and he watched. Then after I was done he plopped himself on the toilet too. He farted a few times and grunted and out came a few plops. By then mom was back in the stall with us again. I pushed too and it was the same with me. Justin finished before me so my mom helped wipe his bottom and he pulled his pants up. My mom wiped my vagina and butt and then I pulled my pants up and we washed our hands.
That's all for now everyone, I'll be back with more as I remember them!
Emma two
Clogged toilet
To Avery
I've often clogged a toilet after having a really good poo. The most epic clog I caused was after I'd been constipated for about 10 days. I took some laxatives before I left for work and about mid afternoon I was really feeling the need to go. I felt embarrassed to do it at work so I convinced myself I could wait until I got home. By the time I finished I was practically pooing myself and I reluctantly walked to the toilets with my bottom clenched tightly. When I got there all but one cubicle was taped off out of order and it was occupied. I couldn't hold it and I felt my poo coming out into my knickers. It was soft and a found it difficult to stop. I did manage to regain control but not before I filled my knickers. After what felt like ages the girl finished her poo and she came out without flushing the toilet. I went in and found the toilet was full of the girls poo. She must have been bursting to do that much and I knew how she felt. I went in and locked the door and took off my jeans and knickers and emptied them out on top of the pile of the girls poo and sat down. I then pushed out the rest of my own poo, adding more to the pile and wiped my bottom. I then flushed the toilet but it didn't clear as it was totally blocked up. I left my dirty knickers in the bin and left quickly and walked to the bus stop to make my way home.
Annie
Had a big somewhat hard poop after dinner
Hi everyone. Been eating well (and healthy) today, drinking warm water and went out for some exercise earlier (my worker took me for a walk earlier while we talked about my future). Anyway just finished a spicy ish dinner not long ago and took my medication and just got the urge to poop about 10 minutes ago. I went to the washroom when I got the urge, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled down my black pants and underwear and sat. Gave a gentle push and a fairly big poop came out and quietly settled in the toilet. Reached over for some TP, wiped well, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked. It was pretty big about 2 to 2 1/2 feet long and hard and thick. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands and went and got some warm water downstairs. Will continue to drink that and get the rest of this stuff out of me.
Happy pooping! And stay safe, happy and healthy.
Annie
Imogen
Reply to Frank
One outdoor pee is much like another outdoor pee. I remember times when I peed with other women, and with boyfriends in view, but not watching. Sometimes they protected our privacy. The perfect boyfriend did once talk about it, and he was interested in how desperate I was ( answer, certain to wet my knickers before we got back if I hadn't gone then, but I just said that it was very urgent. Once two of us had to get out of the punt because we thought we could get home without saying anything, but we were too full. The sensation of letting a great flood out is always exciting, even today. I've never found anything special about wet knickers.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Mrs big and hard)
Doing bigger turds now days. Straining harder
I am on the toilet now, with my laptop.. leaning forward taking a deep breath, pushing really hard. it is getting bigger and harder now... it is so wide that my butt hole is being stretched to about 2.5 inches diameter. It is hurting me a lot.
I use a mirror to look back at my butt hole to see the big turd coming out
It is truly one of my biggest .Hope this is interesting to you.
Thanks , Mrs big and hard.
MasterBlaster
Avery's Pooping Challenges
This is for Avery, who asked for some ideas on what pooping (and peeing) challenges she could do at school. Filling a toilet with poop sounds like fun, maybe the challenge could be to create a pile up to the rim? Or in terms of clogging, maybe you could try to clog multiple toilets with one dump?
Anyways, sounds like fun, can't wait to hear what you come up with!
Jam
To Joe
Joe, that's amazing that you saw that written on the wall like that! I would have liked to hear about what it actually was, whether or not an actual pee fight was going to take place. I know you said you weren't really ready to go and find out for yourself, but if you ever do I would love to hear about it. And I will say that if I ever saw something like that written on a restroom wall, wild horses couldn't keep me from going there that next Friday and finding out if it's true or not! I myself have never been in a pee fight, but I have heard of them, and I would definitely be open to trying it. I think a lot of people would try it if they were somehow given the opportunity, especially guys. I would say it's just hard to get something like that set up. So maybe that little note in the restroom was an attempt to do just that.
Avery
Relieving some stomach fullness
I ate a really big dinner, and I was quite bloated. My stomach kinda hurt and given the amount of food that was being digested in me, I went to the bathroom to make some space. I pooped at school after lunch, but it was a very small log. With my gray sweatpants and black pants at my feet, I began my potty.
I peed for 30 seconds, then began working on my number 2. The rumble of my stomach and a quick fart showed that somewhere in my bowels was a compacted load of waste on its way to be pooped out. I started pushing and straining, trying to coax this poop out of me. I grunted a few times and was breathing heavily when the load finally dropped into place. With it came quite a bit of gas, so I farted quite a bit as I cleared the pressure in my butt. As my final fart ended, I was left with the weight of my impending bowel movement. So I pushed. My poop started crackling out my butthole, and as more and more emerged, I realized how bad it smelled. I don't know what it was, but clearly something I ate went rotten in me. I mean, it's all food waste at the end of the day. Anyway, I kept pooping for about 25 seconds when a "plop" signified the end of my poop exiting my body and coming to rest in the toilet bowl. I felt empty, so after five wipes, I took a look inside the toilet bowl. My pee was bright yellow, and sitting in the center of the toilet, going down the hole, was my turd. It was 14 inches long and an inch wide, not that bad! I felt quite good about what I made, so I pulled up my pants and flushed it all away, leaving only a skidmark. I flushed again after using the toilet brush to clean the skid mark, and that made the toilet spotless.
I washed my hands, then returned to my room.
I'll post again soon! School's wrapping up and I'm trying to think of pooping challenges I can do at school. Maybe some peeing ones as well. Any ideas? Maybe I try to fill a toilet with poop, or clog it, or pee for two minutes. Let me know if y'all have ideas! Anyway, bye for now!
Dumpster
Is it normal to defæcate more frequently as we get older? When I was a teenager it was normal for me to go a week or more between sittings on the bog, in my early twenties perhaps once every two or three days, daily in my thirties, now an average of two dumps a day in my forties
Joe's Request
Me and my friend Seth, when we were probably 8 or 9, learned a game from his older brother, Aaron. Aaron had a wicked sense of humor and taught us to play Sinking the Sub. The best case would be when we walked up the street to a gas station for treats. Aaron could sit and drop a 2 incher with little effort. Then he would get up and act as a ref. I would piss from one side of the toilet and Seth would piss from the other. Aaron said it would be funner to leave the seat down. When he yelled Go both of us would blast piss at the crap. Since we were targeting it from both sides sometimes within a minute or two the crap would be blasted apart. Or thrown around in the water with brown erosion emerging. Seth had the most powerful stream and with both hands directed his piss almost directly down on the crap. Of course, the toilet seat and area around it would be dripping. Then we would go around to the front of the station, go in and buy our treats. We also did the game in the alley behind our house. We used an empty vegetable can the first time, but the can was too big and we got splash back. With a smaller can I had greater success in moving it and won three or four times.
Annie
Just did a big poop
Hi everyone. Just came back from the bathroom after having a big poop. Had a bowl of oatmeal with milk, chili peppers and black beans in it and a jar of water and a jar of black coffee. Had a semi big lunch too. Stomach felt full and I got the urge to poop a few minutes ago. Went to the washroom closed the door, pulled my black pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a fairly big poop stretched me and came out easily into the toilet. Took about 20 seconds. When I was done I lifted myself slightly off the toilet and looked. It looked fairly big, filling the majority of the toilet. Flushed, grabbed some TP and did a good job wiping. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, flushed and washed my hands. I had drank the majority of a jar of water before my big poop. My stomach is still pretty bloated but a lot came out. I will drink more water later and hopefully the rest of it will come out later.
Happy pooping!
Annie
To MoonlightRave
Boys would often pee into those large radiators on the wall. I think some peed on the floor too.One time I squatted and pooped on the toilet between the seat and flusher. Another time I did a runny poop on the seat and floor on purpose.
Sarah
Sisters boyfriend and my morning dumps
It was Sunday morning my sister and her boyfriend had stayed over at mine I went downstairs and started to make some breakfast and her boyfriend joined me while she was in the bathroom we sat and chatted but I felt the urge to have my morning dump so I excused myself from the table and walked down the hall to the downstairs loo I am lucky that we have it so if someone is on bathroom you can still go anyway I went in locked the door pulled my leggings and knickers down and took a seat the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop I began with a loud wee that hissed and went on a while then I felt my rear opening up and a couple of small pieces plopped in the pan rapidly I farted quietly and felt something big stretch my hole it felt pretty good so I just took my time with it then it came to an end a plunged in to the toilet with a kerplunk and splashed my fat bum in the process then another slightly smaller log dropped plop then I was done I wiped my bum and looked in the pan there was some small bits and 2 large logs the biggest being around 7 inches and the other around 5 inches both quite fat I flushed the toilet and came back to sit with sisters bf he must have heard me go as the toilet is old and the distance between the seat and water is high and it amplifies the plopping but never mind after a few minutes he got up and said I best go toilet myself so off he went I was a bit embarrassed as I had left quite a strong smell he went in and it was quiet then all of a sudden there was a series of plops that sounded loose he came back out after 10 minutes looking relieved and smiled at me we sat down and waited for my sister xx
Nytecat
The toilets at work were crowded today.
For a Friday when most colleagues are working from home, the men's rooms were surprisingly busy. There are three on my floor and more on other floors. Every time I peed, I was not alone. By the afternoon I needed to poop and pee. So I went in and one of the two stalls were already occupied. I don't like sitting next to anyone on the toilet if it can be avoided. So I just urinated and left since the number two wasn't urgent. Just over an hour later, I felt the need to go number 1 and number 2 again. And just like last time, a stall was occupied. So I left to try another men's room. And someone was hogging a toilet in there too! So I peed , hoping that would help the pressure on my back end as well. It worked for another hour or so then I could no longer ignore it. When SBDs start coming out, the time is near! I gingerly entered the washroom and, you guessed it, one of the toilets was in use. At that point I just gave up and went down a floor where I found a bathroom I could have all to myself!
I entered the stall, closed the door, and pulled my briefs and pants down. At first some hard nuggets came out, followed by a second, softer turd which went out in one piece. Considering I first felt this load hours ago, it wasn't much. But it still felt good to unload it. With that I wiped, pulled my clothes back up, washed my hands, and left.
Optional Person
To Avery, Posters I miss, and random stories.
Yes Avery, Fill the toilet and clog the toilet more. My favorite story is the one where you made the 50 inch long poop rope and that was on top of other logs that filled and clogged the toilet. Your dumps are impressive. Do you think it would be possible to be a little more descriptive sometimes about how many farts you make and the sounds and smells? I love how you write and describe your stories, I just think a tiny bit more detail would be nice sometimes. You are one of my favorite posters here. Thank you for your great Stories.
My most memorable trip to the toilet still is when Julia took me to the bathroom as my babysitter. A Tall skinny 11 year old girl with dark brown hair. i was awe struck by the site of her sitting on the bowl. it is that moment that eventually led me to find this site all the way back in 1997.
Avery's story's and even classic poster Rochelle's have brought up something i always have wondered. Are all women secretly close with their friends and moms about their pooping habits and do they generally almost always relish that moment?
I pooped on the driveway once between two cars and very quickly the flies came and found it haha. i fed flies once when i was 5.
The other day I sat on the toilet backwards and pushed and quickly and almost with no feeling at all a nice long dark brown log slid into the toilet i was proud of myself and wiped. I hopefully will have more detailed stories soon.
I really love this site and there are some posters I miss; Mrs. Orthodontist, Rochelle, Britney B. and Catherine. But I am very grateful to Avery and Sarah and Mina for their stories.
md
to sarah - re lots of plops post at gym
Hi sarah - I read your post about your pooping session at the gym with interest when you mentioned that there were lots of plops when you pooped which you found embarassing
You seemed unsure why this happened. I have a theory and would be interested to know your view
You mentioned that your poop was not hard balls but was quite soft and that you really needed to go. I suspect that the poop that you passed was probably of a medium-soft consistency like a smooth sausage or snake (like the type 4 on the Bristol stool scale).
I reckon that when the poop started coming out it grew to a certain length - say 6 -7 inches - and then a small piece broke off - say 2 or 3 inches and landed in the bowl. This process kept on repeating itself hence the multiple plops. The pieces broke off due to the softish consistency of your poop and the effect of gravity. You said you really had to go so I guess rather than passing 3 or 4 big logs of 10-12 inches (or whatever your usual is when you have to go bad) there were lots of small pieces.
Dunno if you looked in the bowl afterwards..Would be interested to know your thoughts on my theory
Like your posts - keep them coming
md
Hanna
Marieke tells that she once saw the father of her boy friend poop outside. I once saw the father of my best friend when he was squatting to poop in the woods. I was with her end her family picking berries when I discovered him squatting with a bare bum just behind a small hill. He also saw me, but none of us mentioned it afterwards. I neither ever have told my friend about it. I think it is quite normal to do it when staying outdoor, and I have done it several times myself when hiking etc. I have seen some of my friends, but never else an adult man. Somewhat embarrassing in the moment, but amusing afterwards. I also saw his poop. It was a very long and thick "snake", around 40 cm. The urge must have been strong. I wonder what he thought when I came around. Poor guy.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
Christopher
Shopping Mall Toilets
The Toilets in our Shopping Mall have been closed for a while and just
reopened recently.I decided I would take a shit there one afternoon.The
Toilet Pans were of a wall Hung kind and the lighting too was very good.I entered, securely locking the door and unbelted my jeans and slid my pants
down and seated my naked butt on the white plastic toilet seat.Leaning
forward I strained forcefully and slowly a long fat log of about nine
inches left me and slid into the pan.I know the style of pan contributed
to the size of my shit.The toilet seat which was square shaped made me
feel really good ,it was so good to have my naked butt seated on it.Also
there was a frosted panel in the centre of the door and you could see
the outline of the person inside and could see the colour of their pants
Kerri
Sudden urge to poop
My husband and I took the family to Maui for Spring Break this last March. He and I were able to have a date day without the kids. We went for a late lunch and had some cocktails. After lunch we were walking through this little shopping center and I felt the need to use the bathroom to pee and maybe let out some toots that had been causing pressure in my ????. The bathrooms had code locks on them and my husband asked the store keeper for the code. He told me the code, but it didn't work on the womens room. We decided to just use the mens one together, we went in and there was a urinal and regular toilet. My husband used the urinal and I hiked up dress and squated over the potty, I thought I was just peeing lol. I let out a little fart before I peed and then mid pee a much bigger one came out and I got a cramp. I grabbed the paper to wipe and another toot came out. We both laughed, but I told him the bathroom was about to get pretty stinky. I asked him to grab a toilet liner and I placed it around the seat and sat down. Im normally a sit and read toilet type person, so I got my phone and looked at the next places we should go as I was grunting out the first poop with lots of gas. My husband commented on the smell, I told him I was just getting started and we both laughed. For the next minutes I let out several good logs and lots of little ones, all while holding a conversation. I felt empty and gave one last push and I felt I was done. I reached up to grab the paper and I saw my husband looking at my product, he commented that I really had to go. I cleaned my self up and flushed and we were on about our day, I felt much better. Later that day back at our room I went into the bathroom after our alone time and let out more gas with a decent sized poop as well. I think all the extra food and drinks made have to go more.
MoonlightRave
peeing all over the school bathroom
i love peeing all over the school bathroom, i've done it since kindergarten! i always do it during class so there's no kids around to bust me, i just love the fun of whipping it out and spraying everything like a fireman, and the thrill of being so naughty! my favorite is peeing on the toilet paper roll! it's so exciting to see it get all yellow and soaked!
i know/knew a few boys who also do it, but i'm curious, do you also like(d) peeing all over the school bathroom for fun? ever got caught? got any stories?
Coronation Street Party.
There was a street party at the top of my back lane to the right in a cul-de-sac. As the afternoon went on more and move men and kids came and peed at the top on the lane. A few females came down the lane a little and peed but as the walls are higher at the top of the lane they went out of my view as they squatted down.
Around 4pm a female with a kid came down the lane to a surface water drain about three doors up from me were the walls are replaced with driveway gates. She stopped with her back to me and then held the kids bum over the drain, (I think the kid did more the pee) when the kid was done she push something with a tissue down the drain and the kid ran back up the lane.
The female had a quick look down the lane then dropped her leggings and went into a high squat over the drain and started to pee, a small dribble then a big gushing one for about haft a minute till it dripped it a stop, she the pulled up her legging and walked up the lane, I did not see any underwear.
As the afternoon turned to evening, two females in what looked like satin dresses came walking down the lane. They stopped in front of a garage door that is set back from the lane, and after some pointing they moved three wheely bins across the door way to make a wall at the edge of the lane, then took turns peeing behind the bins so I did not see any thing.
After the sun started to go the social club opened there big roller shutters to the back lane and the party continued in there beer garden, some both males and females still used the bins to pee, but I got bored and so when to watch TV, Later when I went up to bed I looked out and could see a river of pee coming from behind those bins, the club was still open but the roller doors were now closed to the lane.
STEPHEN .P
This morning filled kettle and switched on then went to laptop to answer emails ,I needed a NUMBER TOO now.
The new Blue Porcelain bedpan ,grabbed from garage placed on floor by sink ,tore off ,five sheets of kitchen roll,put one in bottom of pan
dropped my jogging bottoms and pants ,sat down ,a NUMBER ONE followed
by a NUMBER TOO, then another NUMBER ONE and NUMBER TOO
Bedpan is very comfortable so sat and relaxed five minutes before wiping
had tea and answered emails before emptying in bonfire and washing in water butt. The past three weeks I have done a NUMBER TOO every morning
in ADVENTURIDGE porta pottie in campervan.
Avery
Relieving some stomach fullness
I ate a really big dinner, and I was quite bloated. My stomach kinda hurt and given the amount of food that was being digested in me, I went to the bathroom to make some space. I pooped at school after lunch, but it was a very small log. With my gray sweatpants and black pants at my feet, I began my potty.
I peed for 30 seconds, then began working on my number 2. The rumble of my stomach and a quick fart showed that somewhere in my bowels was a compacted load of waste on its way to be pooped out. I started pushing and straining, trying to coax this poop out of me. I grunted a few times and was breathing heavily when the load finally dropped into place. With it came quite a bit of gas, so I farted quite a bit as I cleared the pressure in my butt. As my final fart ended, I was left with the weight of my impending bowel movement. So I pushed. My poop started crackling out my butthole, and as more and more emerged, I realized how bad it smelled. I don't know what it was, but clearly something I ate went rotten in me. I mean, it's all food waste at the end of the day. Anyway, I kept pooping for about 25 seconds when a "plop" signified the end of my poop exiting my body and coming to rest in the toilet bowl. I felt empty, so after five wipes, I took a look inside the toilet bowl. My pee was bright yellow, and sitting in the center of the toilet, going down the hole, was my turd. It was 14 inches long and an inch wide, not that bad! I felt quite good about what I made, so I pulled up my pants and flushed it all away, leaving only a skidmark. I flushed again after using the toilet brush to clean the skid mark, and that made the toilet spotless.
I washed my hands, then returned to my room.
I'll post again soon! School's wrapping up and I'm trying to think of pooping challenges I can do at school. Maybe some peeing ones as well. Any ideas? Maybe I try to fill a toilet with poop, or clog it, or pee for two minutes. Let me know if y'all have ideas! Anyway, bye for now!
Michael W.
Little Maddie
Hey Everyone, I'm back. For those of you who don't know, I was a regular poster on here, but now I'll post on here every once in a while. I'm 34 years old, I live in Indiana, 5 foot 11, slim slender, and I have dirty blonde hair and Hazel eyes. I get lots of compliments about my appearence. I'm told that I'm very handsome and most women don't believe that I'm single. Anyways I have 2 stories to share with you today.
My First Story:
Today, like ten minutes ago, I have just had an amazing time on the toilet in my bathroom today. I locked myself in the bathroom around 4pm with my book. And then I let down my blue jeans and boxers down to my ankles and decided to take them off. I left my T-shirt and white crew socks on. As I sat down on the wooden seat of my toilet I started to read my book called "Slender Man." (Yes I know, Slender Man is soooo last decade but IDC I'm a fan of Horror. Mahaha. LOL!) Anyways as I was seated on the toilet, I didn't push or strain or force it in any way. I just sat there and relaxed. I was in the bathroom for quite a while. Like 45 minutes in, I marked my place in my book and I thought I was done like 20 mins before I put my book down. I felt more smaller pieces ready to come out of my butt. "I thought I was done" I said to myself. I stayed seated for less than 10 more minutes. After it fell into the bowl below my skinny butt I wiped with toilet paper a couple of times. Then I put my blue jeans and boxers on and buckled my belt. I washed my hands and I was free from the bathroom. All in all, my session on the pot was 50 minutes.
My Next Story:
Okay this story was from last year. I work in a restaraunt but I will not say where. I had come into work around 8 in the morning and had breakfast, clocked-in, and helped one of my co-workers with the trash and cleaning duties. While I was getting situated and starting my shift, me and my friend, Little Maddie, who was a manager there, were catching up. Little Maddie is 22 years old, she is like 5 foot 4, slim and athletic, and she has honey blonde hair with blue eyes. She looks like Chloe Grace Moretz and she has a very beautiful smile. Me and her get along very well and we like most of the same things. I would hook up with her bcz I like her as a person, but unfortunatley she is a lesbian and has a girlfriend. Anyways, I was helping my co-worker with the cleaning and trash duties. Just before me and him were going to go outside to haul everything out, Little Maddie said she had to go to the bathroom. As she walked past behind me, I found a newspaper and I told her to take it with her so that she didn't bored when she goes. Little Maddie laughs and smiles at me and took the newspaper to the bathroom with her. She gave me this look like "How did he know I had to go number 2?" I didn't know, I was just being her friend. She thanked me for it and I said "I hope everything comes out okay." She thanked me again. And then I went outside to help Paul with the trash run. We were out there for almost 20 minutes bcz after we dumped everything, we cheifed and then went back inside. As I came back inside to wash my hands and get started on food prep duty, Little Maddie was still in the Ladies Room. Five more minutes had passed Little Maddie comes out of the Ladies Room and puts the newspaper in the office. She told me that she actually read the newspaper while she went. She even read the comics section, which is her favorite part bcz of the drawings and gags. I asked her "Did it all come out okay?" And she smiles at me and says "Yes it did, Thank you." And I told her "You're welcome and I'm happy for you."
And that was my story for today. I would put a smiley face emoji on here if I could but nevermind. Happy Pooping Everyone.
Violetta from Germany
Confirmation dump
Had an experience on Sunday. We were invited to a confirmation. It was a little further away and meant: Get up earlier than usual on Sunday. You can guess, despite tea and breakfast I could not go to the toilet for number 2. And I was clear...the morning dump would want to get out at some point then. On the trip I felt nothing, but in the church then slowly the feeling of fullness set in, at the same time my bladder began to fill, but in the old walls there was no toilet and because of the celebration it meant: hold on.
It was also not really bad, but I knew then: Until home all this would not want to wait.
After church we went to a champagne reception and lunch in a function room. Actually quite nice, but really stupid was: The two toilets were in sight of the tables, so that it was completely clear who disappeared when to the loo...
I then "inspected" it after the champagne and went in for a pee. It was a tiny toilet, super modern, the sink in the middle of the room, with a large mirror and then behind this anteroom a separate toilet room, fortunately with completely closed cabin and small window.
Lunch came and also the dessert. Have then drunk another glass of water and at some point, because the weather was so nice, everyone wanted to go for a walk. I felt already clearly pressure and thought: Now you just go again quickly pee-pee, then it will be okay and after the walk...perhaps there is a good opportunity to go for the big one...
But nearly everyone went to the restroom then. I waited a bit and after the most people went downstairs, I went into the toiletroom, but the cabin was still locked. I waited briefly.
The door opened, an older woman came out. So I went straight in there and thought: Fortunately no smell! Everything is clean!
I sat down and tried to relax. Just pee-pee, I thought. Just release a little pressure and then quickly downstairs!
But it came as it had to come! I sat there and felt: This is not going to work...and my bowels pushed and pushed. From the bladder no more trace. Okay, so quickly make your poo-poo! But suddenly: Footsteps! Oh no! Not now! Door handle went down. The cabin was totally closed, but it was more clairaudient than I thought. I couldn't get up unachieved things again. So frantically plucked toilet paper and thrown down into the toilet, so that it does not splash that much.
And my poo was on the way. And how! Despite the paper: KERSPLONK! Again: KERSPLONK! And another one...
Uh, what a relief! It was more urgent than I thought and it began to smell naturally immediately and the others waited downstairs and outside waited Mrs. Unknown.
Then finally also my bladder emptied, but it had taken altogether clearly too long. Everyone knew: Violetta is taking an an urgent dump!!!
Wiped and of course I barely got clean, I had not really been able to empty everything and the butt was still dirty. So more paper, more time!
Finally I was done and pulled up my pants. Quickly out of here. Waiting outside was a younger woman, one of the confirmand's cousins. I think she had just written her high school diploma.
I just looked at her very briefly, a little helplessly. She must have been thinking: Oh man, did the old cow put one in the bowl now?!
Yes, that's how it was. God, how embarrassing!
Angelina
Hey all,
I haven't been on my phone much just enjoying the time myself and Jake are spending together. We're on an island called Newfoundland now it's so beautiful. I have a short story for you guys, I'm not much of a morning person when I'm not working but when I'm on vacation I'm up watching the sunrise it never fails. So this morning I was up before Jake so I put coffee on(we're staying in an Airbnb) and sat out on the front balcony. After my second cup of coffee my stomach started to rumble I knew was about to happen so I went inside, pulled down my pajama pants and sat on the toilet. I peed first for 30 seconds then I heard crackling and my bum started to open wide. As I was looking down at my phone I heard a good morning babe I looked up and said good morning, he asked if I was doing #1 or #2 I said see for yourself so I opened my legs as wide as they could go and he seen the turd slowly coming out. I grunted and pushed the turd grew larger and larger. I gave another push and a grunt the turd finally dropped in the bowl without making a splash. He said wow got anymore, I said I'm only getting started so he asked if he could stay and watch I said go right ahead. Ten minutes later I finally felt empty I looked over at Jake and he had a really large bulge so I cleaned myself up and took care of Jake's problem three times.
Joe
Restroom
The other day in a restroom at a gas station, I saw a message that someone wrote on the wall. It was written with a sharpie marker and it was right next to the toilet paper dispenser. It said: Pee fight every Friday 11am in this room. I didn't know what to think of that. Part of me wants to know what it is, but I'm too scared to go there on a Friday at 11am and find out. Anyone else ever see something like this? I've heard of people having what's known as pee fights, but I've never actually talked to anyone who ever did it. Any ideas? Maybe just a joke?
md
to sarah - re lots of plops post at gym
Hi sarah - I read your post about your pooping session at the gym with interest when you mentioned that there were lots of plops when you pooped which you found embarassing
You seemed unsure why this happened. I have a theory and would be interested to know your view
You mentioned that your poop was not hard balls but was quite soft and that you really needed to go. I suspect that the poop that you passed was probably of a medium-soft consistency like a smooth sausage or snake (like the type 4 on the Bristol stool scale).
I reckon that when the poop started coming out it grew to a certain length - say 6 -7 inches - and then a small piece broke off - say 2 or 3 inches and landed in the bowl. This process kept on repeating itself hence the multiple plops. The pieces broke off due to the softish consistency of your poop and the effect of gravity. You said you really had to go so I guess rather than passing 3 or 4 big logs of 10-12 inches (or whatever your usual is when you have to go bad) there were lots of small pieces.
Dunno if you looked in the bowl afterwards..Would be interested to know your thoughts on my theory
Like your posts - keep them coming
md
Kerri
Sudden urge to poop
My husband and I took the family to Maui for Spring Break this last March. He and I were able to have a date day without the kids. We went for a late lunch and had some cocktails. After lunch we were walking through this little shopping center and I felt the need to use the bathroom to pee and maybe let out some toots that had been causing pressure in my ????. The bathrooms had code locks on them and my husband asked the store keeper for the code. He told me the code, but it didn't work on the womens room. We decided to just use the mens one together, we went in and there was a urinal and regular toilet. My husband used the urinal and I hiked up dress and squated over the potty, I thought I was just peeing lol. I let out a little fart before I peed and then mid pee a much bigger one came out and I got a cramp. I grabbed the paper to wipe and another toot came out. We both laughed, but I told him the bathroom was about to get pretty stinky. I asked him to grab a toilet liner and I placed it around the seat and sat down. Im normally a sit and read toilet type person, so I got my phone and looked at the next places we should go as I was grunting out the first poop with lots of gas. My husband commented on the smell, I told him I was just getting started and we both laughed. For the next minutes I let out several good logs and lots of little ones, all while holding a conversation. I felt empty and gave one last push and I felt I was done. I reached up to grab the paper and I saw my husband looking at my product, he commented that I really had to go. I cleaned my self up and flushed and we were on about our day, I felt much better. Later that day back at our room I went into the bathroom after our alone time and let out more gas with a decent sized poop as well. I think all the extra food and drinks made have to go more.
Christopher
Shopping Mall Toilets
The Toilets in our Shopping Mall have been closed for a while and just
reopened recently.I decided I would take a shit there one afternoon.The
Toilet Pans were of a wall Hung kind and the lighting too was very good.I entered, securely locking the door and unbelted my jeans and slid my pants
down and seated my naked butt on the white plastic toilet seat.Leaning
forward I strained forcefully and slowly a long fat log of about nine
inches left me and slid into the pan.I know the style of pan contributed
to the size of my shit.The toilet seat which was square shaped made me
feel really good ,it was so good to have my naked butt seated on it.Also
there was a frosted panel in the centre of the door and you could see
the outline of the person inside and could see the colour of their pants
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