Audrey
Darlene:
I understand, but I personally always feel like the toilet is a waste of a big poo, and it can clog. I highly recommend giving outside or on the floor a try, and I'm going to start holding and then shit in a container and weight and measure it, I should probably try doing this for piss as well like you do!
Nickel
OUT DOORS ACTIVITY, NO REST ROOMS
Have anybody go pee or poop with a group together?
Having kids in out doors have you gone with the kids and watch them and maybe join join them pooping or peeing? Have they watch you go?
Are you open when out and no restrooms or do you go as far as you can so nobody can see you go?
Darlene
Responding ro Jenny
1 ply toilet paper.. I've clogged up many toilets because of cheap toilet paper. Not on purpose because, my poop is literally so much to wipe completely clean and even if I get it all, of course here comes more. I often spread my butt cheeks far enough to wipe and then break out the baby wipes and dispose of them in the trash.
Today, each fart I passed had a little extra in it. I checked when I pissed in a public restroom and of course, there was skidmarks. I also wiped and there was poop on it. I could kinda tell because these farts either literally sound like a duck or was silent.
Emma two
Late for work poo
I woke up late for work this morning and I was busting for a poo. I didn't have time to go to the toilet and I though to myself, it's not a problem I can go to the toilet when I get to work. The only problem was I hadn't thought about the long bus ride to work and by the time I got to the office toilets I was close to pooing my knickers. I ran in holding my bottom and just my luck two out of the three cubicles were occupied and the third one was blocked so I had to wait for one to open up. I clenched tightly until I heard the middle toilet flush when the lady came out it was my supervisor. She told me I was late and I didn't have time to go to the toilet but I had no choice as I was about to poo myself. I ignored her and rushed in to find she'd totally stunk the toilet out and some of her poo was left in the toilet. I sat down on the warm seat so I knew she'd been in there for a while. I relaxed my bottom and immediately felt relief as my poo rushed out of my bottom. It took about thirty seconds to get it all out and it filled the toilet. I wiped and flushed the toilet feeling very relieved and all my poo went down but my supervisors poo was still in the bottom of the toilet. I left it and washed my hands and walked into the office to start working. My supervisor asked me not to mention the "present" she'd left in the toilet and she would pay me for the full day even though I was an hour late for work.
ToiletKid
Taking a bath + taking a dump
I usually go to the potty before taking a bath. This time it was the same. While the water was getting in the tub, I took off my underwear and sat on the toilet. At first I farted a little, then I peed (a lot of urine spilled out) and then finally I pooped. The poop quickly got out of me and I didn't even have to push. They were small, but there were three of them. After wiping my ass with toilet paper and spending two pieces of paper, I flushed the water in the toilet, then took off my T-shirt and laying into the almost full bath. I taking a bath for a few minutes, but then suddenly I felt like I wanted to poop again! The urge was strong, and I had to hastily finish washing and get out of the tub. I quickly dried myself with a towel, and sat down on the toilet without getting dressed. A few soft poop started crawling out of me. They fell into the toilet with loud splashes, and I sighed with relief, feeling great! Finally, I pooped, or rather, I decided that I pooped, wiped my ass thoroughly, spending five toilet papers this time, then flushed the toilet. I naively thought that was it, but when I was getting dressed, I wanted to poop again! I had to sit down on the toilet again and pulled down my blue briefs (all that I managed to put on). I felt a very big poo coming out of me, and I started pushing to defecate it. I pushed for a few minutes, and then with a strong splash, the poop fell into the toilet. I breathed a sigh of relief! After wiping my ass, I got up from the toilet, put on my undies, and looked into the toilet to see what I had defecated now? The poop was big, juicy, and so smelly, like I had two hours of diarrhea! After flushing the poop down the toilet, I put on my pants and T-shirt, and left the bathroom.
Elvia
Response to Jenny
I stay seated while wiping and flushing. I'll wait a few seconds after pushing the lever to stand up. It doesn't feel weird to me, but the water splashing me can be a surprise sometimes!
Mrs Bigand hard
Post Title (optional)..A Really big hard one today.
Hello all. Today I got up and went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I spread my cheeks ..It has now been about one week since I last went poop.
First I pulled my butt cheeks apart and then strained really hard. to get my poop started I felt a very large hard mass of poop getting ready to come out of my butt so I strained really hard like annnnn.
I felt my butt hole stretching wider and wider. It started to hurt as my butt hole stretched even more. I took my hand mirror to see my butt hole.
It was really big and harder that ever before. With my hand mirror I could see my massive rock-hard turd coming out of my butt hole. It is was dark brown Iso kept straining really hard. I saw that it was about three inches in diameter and It was hurting me really bad.
So I dug out the rest as best I as I could with my finger.
Thank you all and happy holidays
Anna from Austria
@Chakamami Thanks for your answer. Really nice to hear from you again.
Now to my latest story.
Was visiting my skin doctor for a check up yesterday.
While waiting I felt some preasure in my ???? so I had to go the restroom.
The doctor's office has just a single room toilet. When I wanted to enter it it was looked. So I clenched my buttstockes (the urge too poop was rather strong allready) an went back to my seat
2 or 3 minutes later I could see my skin doctor coming out. She greated me and the other patients waiting and went back to the treatment room. I jumped from my seat and rushed to toilet.
Looked the door, pulled down my pants and my thong and got seated on the toilet. The toilet seat was still warm and the room was filled with a stench that was a bizare mixture of poop and some kind of disinfectant. It was hard to bear but I had no choice because I was bursting for a poop.
As soon as I got my turd started to come out on it's own and after a big fart I did second smaller log then I little pee. Cleaned myself up as fast as possible and left the toilet room.
I think you guys could imagaine that the stench in the room did not get better after I did my poo. It was now smellling like the poop of 2 different women and the disinfectant.
I hope I will never experience such thing again in the near future. I am not the biggest fan off poop smell in general but normally I can take the small of other women when I have to use their stall after they did their poop. But this time I had to force myself not to leave and even puke.
Question to my fellow ladies. Did you experience something similar?
greetints from Austria
Anna
Danny
No Skidmark Survey
1. Do you remember when you last had a skidmark? If so when and do you remember why?
Yes. For years I have worn boxer briefs but my girlfriend thinks I look better in regular Calvin Klein mens briefs so I started wearing those. I bought all different colors including white and I have been getting skidmarks a lot lately since I switched back in September.
2. Do you regularly wear dark underwear that may hide a skidmark even if you had one?
I did before I switched to Calvin Klein briefs. I only have about four pairs of dark underwear now and all the rest are a light color or white.
3. Have you worn light colored or white underwear in the last three months and not gotten a skidmark?
There are some days where I can avoid getting skidmarks in the white or light colored underwear but its usually on days I don't poop. Sometimes even on those days where I don't poop I will get skidmarks though from being gassy and farting a lot.
4. Do you have hair around or between your cheeks?
A little bit but not a ton.
5. Have you removed or groomed any hair between you cheeks in the last three months?
No
6. When was the last time you remember having a wedgie?
I'm guessing this means natural wedgie but just in case the last unnatural wedgie I got was from a bully in high school. My high school was pretty rough and being small for my age I was a target. Going to the boys bathroom as a freshman was a real risk for small kids like me because there would sometimes be an upper classman there ready to yank on the back of your underwear or try and shove your head in a toilet. As a freshman I don't think one week went by where I didn't get at least one wedgie while trying to use the bathroom which I often had to do due to my IBS. It was really not fun having to go back to class still needing to poop while the back waistband of my underwear was ripped and the seat of my undies were firmly planted up my sore butt between my cheeks. I would have tried to yank them out but my mom made me wear really tight khaki pants to school so it wasn't really an option.
As for natural wedgies I get those all the time now since the switch to Calvin Klein. I have to tuck my shirt in for work so if my underwear starts to ride up really bad there isn't much I can do until I can get into a bathroom to fix it by yanking it out from between my buttocks.
7. When was the last time you wore a thong?
N/A
8. Do you poop in public restrooms?
Yes. All the time mostly due to my IBS.
9. Do you feel less clean after using a lower quality toilet paper ( public restroom or store brand
Sometimes. I usually just wipe more if I have time but if I'm in a hurry I definitely feel less clean.
10. Do you clean yourself with anything besides dry toilet paper?
Sometimes I use baby wipes at home.
11. Are you active enough to have a sweaty crack regularly ?
Yes. Butt sweat can be a real pain for me especially in the summer.
12. If you had a skidmark in the last three months, how often do you think you get them ?
At least three a week.
Annie
Just pooped again
Hi everyone. Just had a major urge to poop a few minutes ago a couple of hours after lunch (vanilla cake with dates on top, cherries, jelly candies and a banana after. Took a while to eat. Finally a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I took off my bedroom flip flops, went to the door, opened it, walked outside the door, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and high cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out quite a bit of crap. It was fairly thick but semi soft and filled the toilet. Was done within about 30 seconds. Stood up and turned to look. It was about 1.5 or 2 feet long, taking up quite a bit of the toilet bowl. Flushed the toilet then carefully walked to the sink, turned on the tap, ran the soap under the water and rubbed it between my hands. Cleaned my butt and had to run the soap under water and on my hands again to get my butt clean. Once I was done I rinsed my hands and my butt, pulled up my pants and underwear and washed my hands. Whew. I am hoping after more warm water, dinner later, doing stretches and exercises I can poop again for the 3rd time. I hope everyone is staying well and safe. Please be careful, safe and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Panda
Desperate School Poop
When I got to school today I had a slight urge to poop, but it felt holdable. I held it in all day until last period. At that point, it needed to come out. After the lesson, I quickly asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. Once I sat down, a huge log came out and plunked into the bowl. At one point someone else walked in and started pooping as well.
Annie
Just had a huge poop
Had a full stomach for most of the day. Got up this morning, ate breakfast (an egg, noodles, meatballs, vegetables in a spicy soup). After breakfast I took my medications, made sure I had all of my stuff and soon afterwards I put on my jacket, hat, shoes and purse and was picked up for the exercise program. As soon as I got there I greeted everyone and made a cup of black coffee (instant coffee). Drank that and did the exercise program. We took a water break halfway through the class and after the program had lunch. Had noodles with a chili pepper sauce, pork, onions, tomatoes, chili pepper sauce. A while later the majority of us got ready and were picked up. I came home, went pee and spent the afternoon on my phone surfing the net. Around 5 PM for dinner I microwaved rice, vegetables, some kind of canned stuff, broccoli, tomatoes and beef or pork. After dinner I took my 5 PM medications and took my water jar, Walmart bag and went downstairs. Stomach felt very full. Drank more warmish hot water to soften everything up.
Finally about 10 or 15 minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out an incredible amount of crap out. I think the food, the coffee and the water has been helping to clean me out. Finally the beast was out. I stood up to look at it and to clean my butt afterwards. This thing took up the majority of the toilet and was really thick! Damn. Flushed the toilet and the beast was gone. Rolled up my hoodie sleeves, turned on the tap, grabbed the bar of soap, ran it under water and started rubbing it into my hands to get them all soapy. Put the bar of soap back, soaped up my butt and when I was clean I rinsed my butt. Pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. Whew! I am hoping later tonight or tomorrow morning I can poop the rest of this crap out. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Saturday, December 09, 2023
Annie
Gigantic shit about half an hour after breakfast
Got up this morning, went pee, changed my pad and brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had spicy ish soup with an egg, potatoes and other vegetables. Took my medications after breakfast, took my water jar and Walmart bag and went downstairs to my room. Surfed the net on my phone, watched videos on YouTube, etc. Stomach felt very full and uncomfortable.
Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed a pad (again) and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door the majority of the way, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and green boy shorts underwear (they're very old) down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A HUGE thick solid poop came out and kept coming. It was filling the toilet pretty good. Finally I was done after getting that beast out! Changed my pad too. Yuck. Stood up finally and turned around. HOLY SHIT! This thing took up basically the entire toilet! It was very long and thick and solid. It's not everything from my body yet but I can see why my stomach has felt so full and uncomfortable. Flushed, walked carefully to the sink, turned on the tap, ran the soap under the water, rubbed it between my hands, put the soap back. Cleaned my butt with the soap on my hands. When I was clean I rinsed my butt and washed my hands really well. That was a hell of a huge poop but my stomach is starting to feel better. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Mark S
Eavesdropper
Had an awkward one earlier this week. I headed up to town to get some overdue stuff, and not long after I got there i started needing the toilet. I dread going in public but there was no way I could hold it. I went to the bottom floor of the market place and went straight for the toilets, as I know the ones on the higher floor are really busy all the time.
I pushed the door open and nobody was peeing, but someone was in the middle cubicle. I checked the left one and the seat was uneven and almost hanging off, so i had to go in the other one. I hurried to get the cubicle door locked and wiped the toilet seat before plonking myself down on the loo.
There was a brief moment of silence, and then i let out a really loud, trumpet-y fart into the bowl. I felt myself go a bit red and started pushing it out. Next door though, I couldn't hear a peep. I dropped two large turds in the bowl which plopped loudly in the bathroom. There was a small hole in the cubicle wall, but i didn't dare look. I heard what sounded like a quiet shuffling next door, but nothing else. Feeling like my privacy was way too invaded, feeling like he was watching me poo, i dropped my last turd and reached for the toilet roll. I wiped sitting down, throwing the dirty paper into the bowl, and after a few wipes i quickly got up, knowing full well the man was probably staring at my bum, as i pulled up my pants. I flushed and hurried out, all the while still no sound of movement next door. I washed my hands and left. I'm a bit embarrassed, but I guess I don't mind if he spied on me.
I also wanted to say to Tricky, love some of your tales. I would never use a doorless toilet like that one at the park you were talking about. Felt sorry for that young lad you were talking about waiting to use the toilet too; I was wondering, is that the most desperate guy you've ever seen or is there any others? I'd love to hear about it if so.
Annie
Gigantic shit about half an hour after breakfast
Got up this morning, went pee, changed my pad and brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had spicy ish soup with an egg, potatoes and other vegetables. Took my medications after breakfast, took my water jar and Walmart bag and went downstairs to my room. Surfed the net on my phone, watched videos on YouTube, etc. Stomach felt very full and uncomfortable.
Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed a pad (again) and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door the majority of the way, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpantsJohn H
Morning relief
Hey all.
Sitting on the toilet as I write. Just after a nice morning poop.
I had gotten up and started work without my morning pee. Was not a major need though until I had my cup of coffee and was hit with a strong need to poop. It very quickly got worse than my need to pee. I held on but had to give in after a few minutes.
I felt it would be a good one so I decided to record an audio on my phone. I do this from time to time.
As soon as I sat on the toilet it began. A long log which came with lots of crackles and soft farts. It crept out and started to break and plop in the toilet. It felt very good to get out and felt softer than normal. My morning pee followed, during which I pushed to see if there was more.
I stoped recording after 2 minutes and pushed out some more pee while writing. I cleaned up and flushed. I didn't need many wipes and the toilet struggled to flush everything away. I could hear the bowl filling before it suddenly gave way and everything rushed down the pipe. The toilet is up stairs so I heard the loud thump of my poop hitting the bottom of the pipe. This is noticeable whenever I have a big clear out.
I washed my hands and returned to my work. I had a listen to the audio and the crackeling sounds are worse than I thought lol. It made me laugh. Will prob keep it for a little while before deleting. Would share it here if I could.
That's all for now. Take care all.
John H.
Annie
Just had a huge poop
Had a full stomach for most of the day. Got up this morning, ate breakfast (an egg, noodles, meatballs, vegetables in a spicy soup). After breakfast I took my medications, made sure I had all of my stuff and soon afterwards I put on my jacket, hat, shoes and purse and was picked up for the exercise program. As soon as I got there I greeted everyone and made a cup of black coffee (instant coffee). Drank that and did the exercise program. We took a water break halfway through the class and after the program had lunch. Had noodles with a chili pepper sauce, pork, onions, tomatoes, chili pepper sauce. A while later the majority of us got ready and were picked up. I came home, went pee and spent the afternoon on my phone surfing the net. Around 5 PM for dinner I microwaved rice, vegetables, some kind of canned stuff, broccoli, tomatoes and beef or pork. After dinner I took my 5 PM medications and took my water jar, Walmart bag and went downstairs. Stomach felt very full. Drank more warmish hot water to soften everything up.
Finally about 10 or 15 minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out an incredible amount of crap out. I think the food, the coffee and the water has been helping to clean me out. Finally the beast was out. I stood up to look at it and to clean my butt afterwards. This thing took up the majority of the toilet and was really thick! Damn. Flushed the toilet and the beast was gone. Rolled up my hoodie sleeves, turned on the tap, grabbed the bar of soap, ran it under water and started rubbing it into my hands to get them all soapy. Put the bar of soap back, soaped up my butt and when I was clean I rinsed my butt. Pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. Whew! I am hoping later tonight or tomorrow morning I can poop the rest of this crap out. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Darlene
Replying to Audrey
Making messes can be fun. Especially when it's in the toilet, I've ended up having to flush twice because of so many skid marks in the bowl, which is unusual. I am only use to smearing it on the seat from how I would wipe and afterwards I would use antibacterial wipes meant for those type of surfaces. I hate doing it but unfortunately I can only poop in my actual home. Out in public is too risky, toilet can get clogged or someone will walk in on me.
Anyway, I've never pooped in a container. Just peed but have blocked up a toilet with just poop alone. It flushed but, the contents were still there. I felt bad about it but, not too bad because I wasn't stopped up anymore.
Audrey
Marie:
OMG OMG OMG you're back I missed you so much honey!!!!:D
To be honest my parents mostly weren't supportive, but they taught me to be independent and how to go outside, which I think led in part to my naughty streak! I do, however, remember being given a container kined with a bag or alternately a tub to shit in when I had diarrhea (which i later made extra use of even when the need wasn't that urgent. I also used that as a chance to get away with spraying my piss all over the carpet because I could say I just missed because I couldn't focus on pissing while blowing my hot steamy urgent load of diarrhea in the container that they gave me. I was pretty responsible so I could blame stuff on accidents and they wouldn't mind because I cleaned up quickly. Tbh, I was kind of trailing off of it until I found this site and met you and Sherryl and some new irl friends.
But enough about me, how have you been? Any new naughty pottying adventures? I always thought yours were so cool and badass and I would be so delighted to hear more!
Janey: agreed, interesting stuff!
T.M.: Okay, I respect your opinion and experiences, but in my experience people just pissed on the floor, interesting to learn about these differences.
Annie
Big poop before breakfast
Hi everyone. Was woken up this morning by a very full feeling in my stomach and a major urge to poop. So I got up, grabbed my Walmart bag (to take upstairs while I had breakfast to write things in my notebook) and my water jar which is now full of warmish hot water, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put those flip flops on and walked to the washroom.
Turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the door, walked to the toilet, pulled down my dark sweatpants and beige (ick) underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A HUGE thick solid poop came out and seemed to keep coming. Finally the last of the beast came out so I stood up and turned around to look. WOW. This took up basically the entire toilet bowl! It was very thick, dark and solid. Flushed and surprisingly the beast went down. Flushed again afterwards to make sure. Yup. Turned on the tap, ran the soap under the water, rubbed the soap between my hands, and put the bar back and cleaned my butt. Once I was done I pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands then went upstairs for breakfast. After breakfast I took my medications. And now here I am writing this. I'm hoping later I do another huge poop. Sooner I can get all this crap out the better. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Be safe.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Annie
Massive solid poop after lunch
Hi everyone. Had mixed vegetables, dates with nuts and a big muffin for lunch. Stomach felt full and uncomfortable afterwards so I made a jar of warmish-hot water after. Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge for a big poop (second time today) so I took my phone and my water jar and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, put my Walmart bag on the doorknob, walked to the toilet, pulled down my dark sweatpants and beige high cut underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A HUGE thick solid poop came out and filled the toilet. Damn. It was a lot but felt incredible coming out finally. I think the dates, nuts and vegetables helped. I stood up and turned to look. WOW! This log took up most of the toilet. Insane! The second gigantic shit today. Flushed the toilet and the poop went down no problem. I flushed again to make sure. Yup. Now I grabbed the bar of soap, turned on the hot water, ran the soap under water and soaped up my hands. Put the bar of soap back and cleaned my butt with the soap on my hands. After I was done I rinsed my butt, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. Whew! That was the second gigantic, good crap I had today. It's better than being uncomfortable and in my case stuff like this can also contribute to seizures (being sick, not enough sleep or food, bad weather, period etc can do that too because of my brain tumour). No worries though. I'm slowly but surely getting things together both life and health related.
I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy. Be careful.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
PS To Chakamami-You're welcome :) You're not silly, just curious. The Walmart bag makes everything easier for me to carry things around. And the times I go out (like every Tuesday when I go to my exercise program-other people and I get picked up and dropped off afterwards) I bring my small purse that I put a little notepad and pen in. Have a great day to all of you and to everyone.
mrs big and hard
Having really big hard straining stools this week
As I sit on the toilet now , I an feel a massive very large solid turd down in my rectum. I am going to have to strain and dig it out one hard chunk at a time. so I am leaning forward over to toilet right now
but this on hurts me a lot. so I am straining really hard now.... Several chunks are falling into the toilet. but the big ones I am digging them out as best I can. but it is hurting me quit a bit. It is a very wide turd and hard to get out.
It is about two inches or more in diameter composed of many solid rocks.
Happy pooping to all.
Mrs. big and hard.
Public Toilet Peeing
I'm having a hard time peeing when I'm away from home. Being an only child I have my own bathroom right next to my room at home. Probably gotten too use to having it all to myself. Gotten too use to the comfort of sitting to pee.
Now I'm in high school and I'm having problems. I need to pee 3 or 4 times a day at school. Often I have wait to up to 5 minutes to get my turn. Last week I had to stay after school for a 30 minute detention. Late to class twice because I would have puddled during 4th hour. That is during lunchtime when everyone wants to pee.
While waiting I'm worried about puddling. It doesn't matter whether I have jeans or a dress on, I'm scared that I'm going to have an accident. Door opens, I grab it and slam it shut, do a quick wipe of the seat, and then drop myself on it. Most of the seats are very warm from continued use. Many times the bowls are filled with dark yellow. I'm not about to stand and wait for the flush cycle to go through.
Sometimes I'm seated and my stream starts, only to sputter after a few seconds. Sometimes I can shift my weight or position and get it going again. My nerves don't help me, I know. Neither does the 3-beep bell. Seeing eyeballs of my classmates peeking at me just sitting there panicking also doesn't help.
I work on weekends as a cashier in a c-store. The toilet there serves both genders and I'm able to navigate it much better. Sometimes there is a customer or two using it and I just wait my turn. Then the door opens and the user comes out, steps down two steps and continues shopping. I don't have any problem using that toilet. Sure the seat is warm sometimes, but it is 100% private. I have no problem sitting on it and taking a full pee. My mom says that's because the door is so strong and has what she calls meat locker privacy. No breakdown in privacy. The door is much heavier than the ones at school.
Next week I have tickets to my first large concert at the city auditorium. I'm worried about how I'm going to do on the toilet there. Any advice is appreciated.
Jenny
Iris- Welcome back! regarding your comment about "the first wipe:...sigh...this is going to take a while..." yes yes yes! I have that all the time. With my plant based diet more than halve my poops are soft. I have to admit especially when I have been holding it in, those soft poops feel soooooo good....but at a price! I often post about my futility with wiping soft poop that I cannot see with dry 1 ply toilet paper ( or even soft 2 ply at home) Often these poops I crave a shower immediately unless I'm at the gym, in which I know a shower is coming so I let my body be my body soiled and stinky. When I get that feeling I dont think I really get clean unless I get a shower, use wet wipes or a bidet. The worse is when I think it will take a while, but I am in a hurry, at work. Sometimes I have time for three, maybe four wipes but I have to get moving. So not only am I dressed nice, looking professional and educated seeing patients, I know that I also have kind of a dirty bum for the rest of the day. Do you ever feel like you get completely clean from those soft poops if you give yourself adequate time and toilet paper to wipe Iris?
Summer- Hi! I started my nursing career in pediatric oncology! thank you for what you do sister. I feel like there are a lot of strories of nurses having to poop at work and the adventure of it. My husband sent me a meme of a woman on the toilet in the middle of nowhere and the caption says" When you find that discretely located bathroom to poop at work without the fear of being discovered." Pooping at work is such an accomplishment with all the work we have to do, and we only go when we really have to go. lol I have seen the baby wipes on the floor bathrooms and never bothered to use them. I guess I didnt want to wipe my butt with a wet wipe and throw it in the garbage?!? Who knows what my mentality was back then. Also I as a IG short about a pretty young nurse who joked about farting in private in the supply room. I have to say I have never talked about that, but I have done that in the supply room.
Darlene- Here here to wiping our big cute butts? I used to be self conscious if my size but I ( and contemporary mainstream society) has embraced the big butt, so I almost am proud of my rear as much as my husband likes that. But I cannot see another women's shaply rear and think " they have to poop out of that and clean it with that 1 ply toilet paper just like me!"
I'm having another slow morning so I typed all of the above on my phone while one the toilet. Sorry again for the typos from the autocorrect I didn't catch. I had a fantastic poop. Very soft like mentioned above, but formed and not diarrhea. I got reAlly empty and probably dropped two more turds more after sitting here a few minutes. I got about 4 guess within a minute but pooped even more after sitting for 5 min. Like iris said; I think this will take a while to clean, but I got the time. I'm flushing now so my second flush will be just toilet paper so I don't clog the public toilet.
Does anyone else feel weird when you are sitting on the toilet and you flush?
Going to put my phone done now to wipe. I have the time to wipe, but it's the 1ply. I will either get medium skids on my light boyshorts or I'll get light skidmarks but my butt will feel raw from wiping with the sand paper tp. Would you rather wipe raw but not get a skid or have a little skid but not have a raw butt?
-Skidmarked in Seattle
Biggest poops and most frequent peeing
OK, I'm only a sophomore in high school and I'm learning a lot from the postings on this forum. On Thanksgiving weekend, this exchange about the biggest poops and most frequent peeing came to our house as my relatives from 8 hours away drove in to spend the holiday with us. The adults stayed inside. There were no objections when I took Roni, who is in 4th grade, and Zach, her brother who is in 5th grade, about four blocks away to play at a pretty large park.
Just before we left after dinner their mother yelled for them to go to the bathroom before leaving the house. Sorry, but we have a 1-toilet house and have learned to share. When that is not possible because of one clog a week or so (mom blames dad, he blames me) so sometimes I just think what the f@@@ and I let them blame and complain. So within an hour of us shooting baskets, I figured I should take advantage of the bathroom. Me and Zach went in while Roni continued shooting.
There were 5 toilets. with like 3 privacy partitions made out of wood which had been drilled and cracked. I took the middle one, dropped my jeans and underwear, and I threw myself onto the toilet. That was one cold, cold seat. I could also see my breath. It took me about 5 minutes to get my 1st of 3 large pieces out. One plopped into the water so fast it iced my ass. Zach was standing to piss but for some reason I didn't hear anything from him. I think I made a rude remark (in fun!) about him freezing his d@@@ just standing there. He said he's never pissed outside like in the snow or in an unheated bathroom. I told him to let it out before it froze up on him. Our state has a lot of outdoor hockey and I told him he hasn't seen anything yet. I stood as soon as I finished crapping and yes I filled the stool. No way that cold battered toilet would work. Then standing with my legs wide I found there was no toilet paper behind any of the stools.
Zach called Roni to the doorway and asked her to go around to the ladies side of the building and get me some toilet paper. She just snickered and said I was r@@@@@@@ not to have checked first, or wiped off the seat before sitting down, and something else equally dumb. All the time I'm standing there worried that the hot shit smeared on my butt hole was going to freeze over. Since no one else was using the bathrooms, Zach went to the other side. He came back with about half the paper I needed but it was at least something. Zach explained that Roni had caused her family some time a few hours earlier when she had to stop and crap at a highway rest stop. Her mom is kind of a germaphobe about not sitting on public toilets. Roni doesn't completely agree with her mom. Playing a physical game excites her bladder and twice in the 2 or 3 hours we were at the park she went in and peed. We could hear her plop herself down, about 30 or 45 seconds of pee coming out of her, and then she would flush. She never washed her hands, though. She said the sinks were pretty messed up.
ToiletKid
I'm a stinker!
I pulled down my plaid pants and light striped briefs and sat down on the toilet. It was in the evening shortly before dinner. I pushed, and farted. Then I farted again. Then I felt a big poo crackling out of my ass. She crawled out and fell into the water with a splash. I breathed a sigh of relief. I farted loudly, and defecated another poop. It began to stink very much. I defecated two more poop, and the stench became so strong, as if a skunk was pooping here, not a boy. I held my nose against the terrible stench. I pushed to finish as soon as possible. Slowly poo got out and fell into the toilet. Alas, it was not the end. The big poop began to come out slowly, and it stank even more. The poop crawled out and fell into the toilet with a loud splash. Then the next poop began to crawl out. She crawled out, and the stench got stronger and stronger. When the poop fell into the toilet, I wiped my ass, got dressed, and quickly pressed the flush. To my disappointment, although the water in the toilet flushed away, the stink did not stop. I'm very embarrassed, because after me in the toilet still stinks terribly, I hope the stink will wear off over time.
Tuesday, December 05, 2023
Mrs Bigand hard
Post Title (optional)..Really big hard one today.
Hello all:
It has been a while since I updated you=all
I have been having to strain really hard with all my effort to push out my.. really big ones. I have had to use my finger to dig the big hard it out of my rectum.
It has been about a week that I have been clogged up really bad.SO
Eating all the Halloween candy made my problem worse.
My Turda have been up to 3.5 inches in diameter, stretching me really wide like a big rubber band.--
When it is like that tit takes me up to 45 minutes for me to dig it out of my Butt Hole. I have to Strain really hard and I have to Pull my butt cheeks apart. to get my Butt hole to open wide enough.
When it finally starts to come out...it hurts me a lot.
So I use a special cream.to lubricate my Butt hole for easier passage.
Thank you all for your Listening.
Mrs. Bigand hard
Lou
Where it all began?
Day after Thanksgiving poops are always a big thing for me and my mom since we tend to eat more than usual the day before. This year was no different! I thought about where it all began for me while my mother and I had to shit in like 7 different public restrooms while we were Black Friday shopping , (thats a story for another day!) It made me think about where it all began! So as i said before, me and my mother will literally drop our drawers, sit our dirty asses down and shit anywhere on any toilet at anytime around anyone! We are both always super gassy, super stinky, and super shameless! Ive never in my life before smelled anyones shit that was as bad as either one of us, or heard anyone poop as loud as we do with all the farts and whatnot! We dont care if we stink the whole store out or who knows it wasus either! Lol Theres just something special about seting on a public toilet beside your mother blasting stinky farts into the bowl and knowing everyone around can hear and smell it! Its so funny to us. We talk aboit it sometimes and it makes us laugh so hard! Lol
Before my husband and i began dating, we were just friends for awhile, but even then I would shit around me all the time (even though he was super shy about pooping around me! Most women would be mortified if their man knew anything about them shitting but not me! Even before we were a "thing" we would hang out together and go out to eat and stuff. Every time as soon as we'd finish eating I would bluntly tell him I was going to have to shit before we could leave and off to the toilet I would go! I didnt know what he thought about it at that time but it didnt take long to figure it out! At first when I said "Im going to have to shit" i figured he assumed I was talking about like dropping a tiny nugget of a turd while I peed and be in and out in like 30 seconds or something. Turns out he was thinking this but boy was he ever wrong! I was usually gone for 20 or 30 minuites leaving him to set there and wait. Waitresses would ask him if something was wrong, where I went, if I was ill... etc. He told me it was It was kinda embarrassing at first but he got used to it pretty quick ! After like the 3rd or 4th time we went out together I would come back from the restroom and say things like " feel sorry for that poor janitor. I exploded in there and it went all over the back of the toilet! I tried to clean it up the best i could, but i couldnt do much with that cheap toilet paper." or "I had to shit so much it clogged the toilet" or "There was not toilet paper so i had to use my socks!" You know those mortifying experiences of something going terribly wrong in a public bathroom that everyone dreads? The kind that the average person may or may only even have once or twice in a lifetime. The kind that would make most people want to crawl under a rock and just die? Yeah well we have those almost everyday and it dosent bother us in the least! He's gotten used to it by now and get a big kick out of it!
At first he said he thought I had to be the only woman in the entire world who was that open and confident in her shitting, but then he met my mom and as the old saying goes, the apple dosent fall far from the tree! He knew very quickly who I got that trait from! Lol My mom from the very first time he ever met her welcomed him in with open arms and from day one treated him just like he was her own son! She was more open than even i was about pooping! I never will forget It was like the 2nd or 3rd time my husband had ever even met her, we were at her house and had just finished eating a wonderful home cooked meal that she had prepared. I was setting in the living room with my future husband setting litterally 3 feet from the bathroom door when mom runs past and said something like "Im sorry but dinner is running straight through me!" She shut the door ang you could hear her through the door yanking her pants down and slamming herself onto the toilet, immediately followed by the most horrendous farting i had ever heard before in my life! If you've ever seen the shitting scene in the movie Dumb and Dumber... yeah well it was just like that except on steroids! Soon after the smell started wafting under the door. Im shameless but even i was like "Mom!" As shameless as I am it kind of embarassed me in front of my new boyfriend that my mom was taking a world class poo poo 3 feet away from him! She said "I'm sorry but i truely couldnt help it!" Soon after you could hear her through the door wipe, and wipe, and wipe , and wipe some more! I knew there was no way in hell that toilet was flushing. Boy was i ever right! To add to my embarrassment, my mom came out and told my at the time boyfriend, "im so sorry but the toilet will not flush. Im not much of a handy woman... i hate to ask you to go into that stinky room but do you think you might be able to unstop it for me?!" I was so embarassed at the time but looking back on it the whole thing was hilarious! I think things like this made me become less and less embarrased over time to make me to the point i am now. I have 0 embarassement whatsoever! My husband and i have been married for 17 years now and he's seen heard and smelled it all from us and mom. Hes even watched both of us poop multiple times. Hes seen turds coming out of both of our buttholes, so when it gets that personal its really past the point of not even caring anymore! Anyway thats the story of where my fascination began! Hope you enjoyed it! If anyone has any Black Friday shopping poop stories or pooping in public with their mom or just pooing in public shamelessly I'd love to hear them! Happy pooping!
Chakamami (Chae,Kazu,Maho,Mina)
Dear Annie, Dear Anna
Annie: Thank you for answer about Walmart bag! Now we understand. We think we are silly girls, but you are kind to say we are not silly.
Anna: You ask about motion in birthday suit. In hot summer, we are often birthday suit for motion! Birthday suit is comfortable very much. Outside our flats we never do, but inside our flats, we are often doing. Not now because winter.
We don't forget promise to tell you about buddy dump with potties in hot September, of course with birthday suit. Mina is lack of energy now so perhaps in New Year. But we still have memo. (Squat over potties was birthday suit. Shower after was birthday suit of course. Tatami room after was birthday suit. Tea around table was...with wearing clothes.)
Hisae ask Mina to tell you that a few times when she went hot spring, she took off all clothes, but before she enter public bath, she enter loo and did huge motion, often diarrhoea, then she shower her bottom well before enter bath.
To Everyone: Don't catch a cold. Do you have heater in your loo? We put small one. Because we sit there so long time, and it is cold.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
Taylor
Christmas Market Sighting
I was out in town yesterday having a look at the Christmas event they had going on, lots of singing, lots of fairground rides, santa's grotto etc which were all very interesting but there is one thing that will stick in my mind for quite some time.
As I was returning to my car there was a family of three stood between their car and mine, but more interestingly there was a young girl maybe 8 years old squatting over a potty that very clearly belonged to her younger brother who was stood with her and her father. I only had a glance as I opened my boot but it was very clear by the look on her face that she was in the middle of pushing out a crap! I heard "It's okay nobody's looking" as I climbed into the drivers side, opposite of where they were stood and I was in two minds of what to do. Do I drive away immediately and expose her to the world, or do I stay where I was and leave them with a stranger next to them. I decided to stay because if I drove off there would be zero cover at that side. I looked down at my phone while I waited for her to finish to offer a little privacy but even through the closed door I could occasionally hear little grunts as she pushed. It seemed like the poor girl really couldn't wait until she got to a toilet so the potty was her next best option.
About two minutes later she stood up and pulled up her clothes while her father emptied the potty into a plastic bag and they climbed into their car and drove off.
Belle
Grab bars and constipation
I found this website when googling for grab bars to purchase for my mother-in-law. She is obese and having mobility issues. Right now she's at a nursing facility recovering from surgery so hubby and I have been housesitting at her condo and taking care of her cats.
While she's gone, we ordered 2 contraptions for both bathrooms that will allow her to rise and sit down on the toilet unassisted. It slides on either side of the toilet and there are these bars that she can grab to hoist her up or down. It even has a little rack on one side to store magazines, LOL. She will love that because she always has a stack of them on the commode so I know she reads on the toilet.
Anyway, I tend to get constipated fairly often. It's not something I like to talk about but I wanted to share a tip for those that suffer from the same thing. Hubby left for work and I decided to get some relief during the alone time. I took a laxative and when I felt the urge I sat on the toilet and prepared for my usual ordeal. When I strain, I tend to grab onto the the wall, side of the toilet, etc. It this time, the grab bars were there, so… I took a deep breath, grabbed onto the bars on either side off me and….strained…..Oh my! I was amazed how this provided the perfect gripping leverage. I strained again and again, all the whole gripping the bars and like magic I was able to go quite easily. My hands did get a little sweaty gripping the bars but I realized that my method of holding on the wall for example never really worked. THIS works! I am not sure why.
Since then I have gone several more times using the grab bars each time and my movements are so much easier. We plan on buying these contraptions for when my mother-in-law visits so she can be more comfortable. She always has laxatives in the medicine cabinet so I wish I could tell her that the grab bars are useful for another purpose but that would be super awkward, LOL.
I haven't told my husband about this but I wanted to share. So if you suffer from hard sessions on the toilet, I recommend you try these contraptions. Being able to grip hard while is strain seems to give me the extra OOMPH (pun intended) that I need.
Audrey
Rose Y:
I'm so glad to hear back from you,Id love to share some stories, some fun places I've pissed include in a potty, in containers, in communal showers and changing rooms, off a cliff trashcans and all over the place outside, and on the floor in some places. I'd love to hear instructions for the snow urinals and toilet so I can try that out!
Chakamami: you're awesome as always, and as always, I'm excited for y'all to get naked and fill up those potties with poo!
Darlene: i feel your pain, my booty is pretty big, (although fortunately pretty tight) but I think we're lucky to be able to look on the bright side and enjoy a good shit even if cleanup is messy. It's so cool that you make such good use of those containers, I always feel like a good piss is wasted on the toilet! Too bad about your panties, but again, silver lining: messing can be fun! Have you taken a shit in a container to measure it, or done one in a hotel room? I really want to!
Phil: I refer to training in pissing standing up, by spreading the labia, pulling up, and thrusting the hips forward if necessary. Once the basics are mastered, aim should be practiced in the shower and outdoors (or preferably, elsewhere indoors!)
Chakamami (Hisae,Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Dear Lou
We are shameless, if we use this word with the mean that you explain! Going to loo is no big deal for us, everybody have to empty their bottom, so if you have to do that in shopping mall, it's OK!
But we angry to women who complain about smell in public loo. If our bottom makes horrendous fragrance, it is not our fault. It is nature.
We hope that when you feel full your bottom in shopping mall, you can go to loo with your mother together, sit there side by side for very long time, do and do and do until there is brown Mount Everest under you, and then flush and leave loo with feeling comfy. But we also hope you always find toilet paper enough and it is good quality.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
T.M.
Reply to Audrey
Audrey, you asked if I or my daughter had used the shower or the locker room floor as a toilet. No, we are not and I have never seen anyone do that. Even the thought of peeing or pooping on the locker room floor on purpose feels gross. I can somehow understand someone peeing a little while in the shower, but in the locker room - no way. There are bathrooms for that.
Marie
Hello Audrey
I don't know if you remember me Audrey but I am one of your fellow naughty pottiers glad to see you back. You said your parents used to encourage naughty pottying behavior can you talk about that?
-Marie
Radu
Thanks to LC
@LC Thank you very much for taking my survey seriously and providing comprehensive answers. I'm glad you noticed it. Maybe this will encourage other people to take part, which I strongly encourage.
Janey
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Lucie: Your mom is very courteous to poop in her pants instead of leaving a pile on the ground. I honestly don't think I could bring myself to do that. No matter how bad I had to poop I would try to hold it in. If it was coming out and I had no choice I would definitely go for the nearest bush
Tyler C: That was so nice of you to wet your own briefs to show the other boys how to modest pee. They must have been very grateful for not having to hold it longer.
Sunday, December 03, 2023
Chakamami (Chae,Kazu,Maho,Mina)
Dear Annie, Dear Anna
Annie: Thank you for answer about Walmart bag! Now we understand. We think we are silly girls, but you are kind to say we are not silly.
Anna: You ask about motion in birthday suit. In hot summer, we are often birthday suit for motion! Birthday suit is comfortable very much. Outside our flats we never do, but inside our flats, we are often doing. Not now because winter.
We don't forget promise to tell you about buddy dump with potties in hot September, of course with birthday suit. Mina is lack of energy now so perhaps in New Year. But we still have memo. (Squat over potties was birthday suit. Shower after was birthday suit of course. Tatami room after was birthday suit. Tea around table was...with wearing clothes.)
Hisae ask Mina to tell you that a few times when she went hot spring, she took off all clothes, but before she enter public bath, she enter loo and did huge motion, often diarrhoea, then she shower her bottom well before enter bath.
To Everyone: Don't catch a cold. Do you have heater in your loo? We put small one. Because we sit there so long time, and it is cold.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
Annie
2nd poop today
I felt the urge for another poop about 15 minutes ago. Went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, turned off the light, put the flip flops outside my room on and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for about 30 seconds then pushed. A soft, easy to come out poop came out and settled in the toilet. Reached over for the bar of soap (since one of the guys who lived here took his liquid soap with him), turned on the tap, ran the soap under the water, rubbed it between my hands, put the bar back, turned off the tap and cleaned my butt really well. Stood up, rinsed my hands, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. There was a poop that took up quite a bit of the toilet bowl, was dark and thick. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands. Twice this morning I've gone. I hope I go again later, at least once. Get rid of all this crap in my body. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Annie
Huge massive turd
Just finished breakfast not long ago (yellow vegetables, an egg, spices, green onions, rice etc in a soup that my caregiver made). Took a while to eat and afterwards I took my medications, took my water jar, Walmart bag and went downstairs to my room. Felt very full and uncomfortable both because I was full from breakfast and that I would probably need a shit soon. Needless to say a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door and walked to the toilet.
Pulled my baggy dark sweatpants (on period) and high-cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for a short time then pushed. A lot of semi-solid thick poop came out, one big log. Finally I pushed the last of it out and I was done. Stood up and turned to look. A massive thick solid poop was in the toilet, taking up most of it. Wow! I could see why my stomach has been feeling very uncomfortable and full. Flushed and surprisingly the beast went down. Stood at the sink, turned on the water, ran my hands underneath it and put some liquid soap on my hands and butt getting it clean. Rinsed my hands and butt, washed my hands, pulled my pants and underwear up and that's it. Went to the door, opened it, turned off the light and went to my room to dry my hands on the towel, went outside my room, take off those flip flops, come back in, put those flip flops on and write this looong post. That was a hell of a huge poop so I hope after lunch I can go again. Sooner I can get all of this out of me the better. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
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Emma two
Big poo this morning
I was slightly constipated when I went to the toilet this morning and I had to push quite hard to get my poo moving but when it did it was huge and such a relief. I peed a lot as well and after pushing some more I did another big poo and then I was done. It felt so good to get it all out and when I wiped my bottom there was barely anything on the paper. I looked in the toilet before dropped the toilet paper in and I was amazed at the size of my poo. It felt a shame to have to flush it away because it was an impressive load but I had to. It all flushed away which is a surprise but I did press both buttons for a longer flush.
Darlene
Replying to SquatSpotter
I am usually squatting over the measuring cup/jug I use and no I do not have to hold it closer to me to avoid any spills or worry about missing/my pee getting onto the floor. That is what mops/buckets along with pine-sol mixed with hot to lukewarm water are there for. But, I am open to ordering the female urinal since it seems like that would be better than using the measuring cup/jug. Long as I wouldn't have to keep starting and stopping to pour the container out as I do tend to pee a lot.
But, I've have recently bought a nice flower vase that would be useful to my collection. It has such a big wide opening and is hold way more than my pyrex measuring cup/jug. I cannot wait to use it for when I want to reach a new record instead of pouring it out into the toilet each time when it gets to 1000ml.
I blame drinking a 6 pack of beer along with staying hydrated with water I take with me to work each day. Well not drinking a 6 pack of beer everyday but it is something I would do to further increase my chances of beating my record.
Darlene
Replying to Danny
I don't believe that I have IBS. Just a case of some bad gas, in fact I still have it along with diarrhea. I am not even surprised anymore because, yesterday I ordered some fajitas and along with that there was refried beans along with rice, cheese, pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole with lettuce. I also had spicy red salsa along with some mild green and chips/soft tortillas. This dish was big enough for two people. Of course, I didn't get to finish it and the night before that was a five dollar box from taco bell and tonight was a chicken power bowl along with chips and cheese.
I do suffer from hemorrhoids use those witch hazels pads along with taking baby wipes with me if I have to poop in a public restroom. But, I rather much be home so I can wipe one good time and get in the shower. Which is also much needed after something like that. I didn't use to suffer from this and hardly ever WOULD get poop on the toilet seat but I've gained so much weight in so little time that this would happen very often.
I already had a big butt as a black girl but, now it's so big that it's almost impossible for me to wipe myself totally clean.
Darlene
Replying to Audrey
I am glad you enjoyed all my post so far. I also thought the hotel piss was amazing. It sure felt that way. However, I hate that the flowers couldn't take me watering them. They died sadly, Which brings me to my next story that happened. I've messed up a pair of cute panties from all the gas I've passing lately. I couldn't even save them, I instantly threw them away once I felt a heavy bugle along with a terrible smell, I couldn't believe what I did..
And once I made it to the toilet, there was still more poop waiting to be released. I really overdid it for thanksgiving this year and am not looking forward to doing the same for Christmas. I was awaiting a few skidmarks once I got back home but this was much worse. I completely crapped myself!
It's my fault, 4 plates and a to-go plate for me to take home with some sweet potato pie. I spent the next day on the toilet.
Annie
Big poop about 15 minutes after breakfast
Got up this morning, went pee, microwaved my water and went upstairs for breakfast. Ate a hot soup with egg, spices and noodles slowly and took sips of warm water now and then. Had to pour in about half the jar of water into my soup because it tasted too salty (my caregiver at times puts too much salt in the food). Took quite a while to eat. The whole time one of the tenants was collecting the last of his stuff and moving out. After breakfast I took my medications, took my water jar and Walmart bag and went downstairs. My stomach felt full and uncomfortable and soon after coming back to my room I felt a major urge to poop.
Went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet. Pulled my dark sweatpants and light coloured high cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for about 30 seconds then pushed. A huge amount of solid thick poop came out and filled the toilet. It didn't take long. Finally the beast was out. I looked and saw that the guy took his liquid soap so I reached out and grabbed my bar of soap, turned on the tap, rubbed the soap between my hands, put the soap back, cleaned my butt with my soapy hands, rinsed my hands, stood up. Pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet.
WOW. This poop took up almost the entire toilet bowl! It was very thick and semi dark. Flushed the toilet and the beast went down no problem surprisingly. Washed my hands and went to my room to dry them on the towel and dry my soapy wet butt with the towel too. Pulled my pants and underwear back up, dried my hands again and now writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Lisa
Thanksgiving dinner turned in to big brown S
got up on Friday after Thanksgiving sat on the toilet gave a good push than looked in the toilet to see that I created a large brown S that filled the whole toilet I don't remember creating large letter like that before. It was nice seeing that my body turned what was left of my thanksgiving dinner into large brown S all of that turkey, sides and pies for dessert. I took a final look at before I started wiping and it got covered over after wiping I flushed it away. Definitely one I will remember for while.
it is funny how sometimes letters are created this time being a huge one
Phil
Post TitlQuestion to Audrey (optional)
Hello Audrey:
In the discussion about peeing with or without a penis, you wrote:
"The problem is training, not equipment, with proper training, women can out piss men, even without equipment".
Can you please elaborate on the "training" that you had in mind when you wrote this?
Thanks.
Phil
LC
To Radu
Hi Radu,
I will take your survey. I know there are a number of others that can answer your questions with good authority, but it seems most are suddenly bashful or maybe missed your post.
Q: What does it feel like to have a toilet clogged with poop?
A: As a matter of context, this is a regular occurrence for me for most of my life, starting around adolescence and remained consistent throughout adulthood.
Truthfully, I feel many things from an emotional perspective, and it largely depends on the situation. Most of the time, I clog my home toilet. I usually go early in the morning and while it only takes me seconds or minutes to go, it can be a minor ordeal to restore order to the toilet, lasting anywhere from five to fifteen minutes, depending on the scale of the issue. In these cases, I feel grateful that I can evacuate my bowels without much effort or pain (thankfully the latter is not something I ever experience), though it can be a little annoying if I am on a tight schedule for the morning and I must spend some extra time rectifying the issue. To be clear, I am usually a two to four flush person even if it doesn't clog the toilet. The first flush almost never clears all the contents and usually leaves tons of streaks.
The more diverse set of emotions occur when I have to go outside of the home. I feel the most trepidation and embarrassment when it happens at work. We have common area bathrooms that we share with a number of other white-collar firms, so luckily it's not like these are single occupancy bathrooms just for our group. Still, each firm is relatively small in head count, so everyone kind of knows of everyone else. As luck would have it, my productions are not only large but quite fragrant, to the point that I've received comments throughout my life. Certainly, it doesn't help matters that a lot ends up out of the water, which produces a continuous smell to go along with the initial release. The work bathroom has two stalls and a urinal and is no more than 20 feet by 10 feet, which is to say it's quite intimate and I can stink the place out without much effort. For whatever reason, I have a huge hang up about knowing my coworkers poop habits and smells and them knowing that about me. Unfortunately, the new property manager removed plungers from the bathrooms sometime ago, so I often have to leave the issue unresolved. Typically, I send an email to building management that there is an issue in the men's room that needs to be addressed. Thankfully, I don't have too many experiences where I clogged the toilet with co-workers present, as I try to go when no one is there and leave quickly. Still, it has happened and a wrote about one instance at a high-end steakhouse restaurant at a company outing a while back (page 2792). There are some other stories on that page as well.
Other places where I've felt some negative emotions are in small group settings, as a house guest, and the worst was probably in 8th grade when I clogged the toilet on the bus during a school trip and then suffered some ridicule at the hands of one of these "popular girl" types. I can look back and laugh about that situation on the bus now, but I was absolutely mortified at the time.
Q: Do you like to clog the toilet with your poop?
A: This is an interesting question. I do feel some sense of identity with it, but each occasion is its own thing. As mentioned, there are plenty of times where I feel great relief and even euphoria if it's an especially big release and other times, I am more worried about the company and context of the situation.
Q: How many days do you have to go without pooping to clog your toilet?
A: I can clog toilets with my regular daily motions. My cycle is typically one to three days, though thankfully I never really experience true constipation. At the risk of being overly graphic, part of the issue is just the overall girth. They just don't fit down easily. There also tends to be a lot either dense, long, and well formed, or in more amorphous forms.
Q: Is there anyone whose toilet you would clog up just to get back at them or just for fun?
A: Honestly, I think I would be embarrassed to do that, if it meant showing someone it first hand. I can talk about these things with some confidence here with relative anonymity, but I've never had a poop buddy or an open relationship where I showed people my productions live and in person. I do admit curiosity for other's though, and even a sense of kinship, if that makes sense.
Q: Have you ever had the pleasure of filling someone else's or a public toilet with poop?
A: Yes, this has happened to me more times than I can count, if you mean clogging a public toilet or someone else's bathroom. I began to live off campus in college, starting in my sophomore year. I quickly found that the old house we rented wasn't much of a match for my productions or their scent. As a result, I spent much of my bathroom time using public facilities on campus, and had many instanced where I had to leave a clogged or partially clogged toilet behind.
Lou
Shamless
First time poster here! I've been a long time lurker on this site for many many years (since the late 90's)and finally worked up the courage to post. Im a female in my mid thirties from East TN. My mother and I are both super shameless shitters. We go shopping a lot and always end up eating a meal out somewhere. Neither one of us have gallbladders and we are both lactose intollerant. You can just about guess what that meams.... This almost always ends up with us taking a huge shit in side by side stalls in a public bathroom somewhere. By shameless I mean We do not care how many people are around, how loud it is or how bad it smells. When we've gotta go we just let it fly with no shame whatsoever! You name it, its most likely happened to us, from having to poop in doorless stalls in a crowded bathroom (happened to both of us on several occasions), to stinking up the whole room up so bad that when another lady walks in she just turns around and leaves without doing her business because she couldn't stand the smell (also happend to both of us on several occasions.) There's been times where we've been so desperate the poop was literally coming out of our butthole before we could get over the toilet resulting in us shitting all over the wall or the back of the toilet (happened to us both on several occasions). Theres been times we've shit the bowl full only to realize there was no toilet paper to clean our messy butthole's with (again happened to us both on multiple occasions). The more gassy, stinky, and embarrassing the better! I love reading posts from other people who are shameless as well! It cracks me up to read about other peoples poop stories in public restrooms! I have so many stories from over the years and can't wait to share them and get the responses and reactions of others! So here's to Happy Stinky, Messy, Embarrassing, Loud, Farty, Public, Poo-Pooing! Hey we all do it right?!
Saturday, December 02, 2023
John H
Finally recovered
Hi all.
In my last post I mentioned that I was having unsatisfying runny poops at odd times. This continued until today.
I was after my breakfast coffee when I was hit with a strong need to go and I could tell it was more solid. I continued to work and hold for a little while enjoying the pressure.
When I did go to the bathroom I had to clench tightly to hold it back. Once I sat on the toilet with my trousers and boxers at my ankles I felt my hole slowly open. It felt big and I relaxed and let things progress without pushing. I then experienced something I have read about here from other posters before. This was really needing to go but once the tip of the log began to move out it stopped. This stayed like this for around 3 minutes. I tried not to push and to just rrelax and enjoy the pressure.
I could really feel the weight of the poop inside wanting to make its way out. A small amount fell in the toilet and I gave some very gentle pushes to get things moving. I was really stretched open and the log was still hardly budging.
After enjoying the sensation for another minute the log slowly moved and felt very good coming out. Another section broke off but it was still coming out.
It moved a little faster and I could feel that it was well formed but soft at the same time. The rest of the log splashed in the toilet softly and a strong smell rose up. I then peed for around 40 seconds.
It felt very good to be finally pooping more like normal. I sat for a few minutes and gave some strong pushes to see if there was any follow up. There wasn't and I started wiping.
It felt like I would need a lot but I was clean after 3 wipes. I done a fourth to be sure before flushing it all away.
I hope I have another satisfying poo tomorrow. This one was really enjoyable. A good clear out can't be beaten.
That's all for now. I may post a pee survey in my next post.
Take care all. John H.
Audrey
Oh also, Charlotte, did you check out any of Sherryl's stories?
Also, how open are your parents to your toilet fun?
Summer
Baby Nurse
Hey everyone! This is such a cool site. I ended coming across this site while using the bathroom at work. I am a nurse at the biggest children's hospital in my state. I have black hair, about average height for a woman and I'm in my 40s. I love to poop! Sometimes though being a nurse in a mother baby unit, it's not always the easiest thing to step away. Yesterday, I was making my rounds and got stuck in a patient's room giving them their medicine. I had to poop so bad. My butt was shaking from me squeezing it so hard. I ended up letting a fart slip out but thank god it was silent. Once leaving the patient's room, I ran down to the bathrooms. We have two single toilets in our unit. I went into the bathroom, locked the door, and sat down. I relaxed and immediately my poop started coming out out. It felt big. The first poop landed without a sound. I started to pee and then the second poop started to crown. It began to emerge and fell with a quiet splash. I really smelled up that bathroom. Thank goodness for high functioning vents. I stood to look. I had 1 poop about 12 inches and a second about 8 inches. Both were light brown color. I sat back down to start wiping. They keep baby wipes in the bathroom so I snagged a baby wipe to start the process. I stuck it between my cheeks and wiped front to back. It came back covered. I had to repeat the process 3 more times before switching to toilet paper. It is easy to say my butt was a mess. About 8 wipes later, I pulled up my thong and scrub pants, washed my hands, and went back to work.
Darlene
I thought I was done pissing..
Earlier at work, I finally got a chance to get away from my computer and use the restroom. So I immediately made my way in, closing the door and instantly unbuckling my belt along with unbuttoning the button and unzipping my zipper and pulling my pants down to my ankles as I started to piss. I sighed thinking I was about to piss all on myself and that I was this close to a working toilet. This went on for a couple of minutes until It eventually slowed down to a much weaker flow but as I noticed this, I decided that I was almost empty and thought my piss was pretty much over with until more begin to come out when I wanted to wipe. I was glad that this didn't come out as soon as I was pulling up my underwear or I would've had a wet spot.
I absolutely love to take pisses, where I am absolutely bursting. I feel that I am making my bladder stronger and for sure it is that.
Anna from Austria
@Darlene Thanks a lot for sharing your interesting story.
@Jenny Yes it really felt embarrassing to be in such vulnerable and it also felt quite cold. I have not seen my face but it is possible that I was blushing while walking to the stall and then back to my locker.
The meme you have mentioned is interesting. I never had to poop while taking a shower but it happended very often to my mother and older sister. I cannot remember the details has been a long time since I lifed at home ( I am my late 30s already after all) but it happended quite often that our bathroom at home (it included a bathub and toilet) was filled quite often with a unique smell after they were using the bathroom. It was a mixture of the smell of shower gel, shampoo and poop. So I think they often had to poop right after their morning shower.
Such thing never happens to me. I always have to later a bite later in the morning. So I have always done my morning poop at school.
greetings from Austria
Anna
greetings from Austria
Anna
Petro
To Portia Sometimes Poos:
1. Was it difficult for you to push yours poops out on that day you told on the page 3012 about (Pooping on a walk to my boyfriend's house)?
2. Is it usually difficult for you to poop?
3. As you are pooping, have you usually to strain a lot for pushing your poop out?
4. Do you fart before you start pooping?
5. As you sit down on the toilet for pooping, have you usually to push a lot before your first turd comes out? Are there sometimes cases as everything falls out at once?
6. Do you always poop by yourself?
7. Do you usually poop as you feel you have to do it? Do you ever sit down on the toilet and try to poop without having an urge for it? Would you be able to poop in such case?
8. Do you like pooping? If you have to push a big poop out, is it pleasant for you? Do you take it for a positive thing?
9. If you've pushed a big poop out, are you proud of it?
10. Have you ever a situation as you sit down on the toilet and begin to push but you can't push your poop out? And had you situations as you had to push for a long time during your pooping? If you had such situations, did you perceive them as a positive or a negative thing?
11. Do you like peeing? If you pee a lot of peewee out, is it pleasant for you?
12. Do you ever try to poop after peeing?
13. Do you make sometimes a buddy dump with somebody?
14. Do you often poop outdoors?
15. I'd also like to ask you: do you live in USA or in UK?
16. And may I to ask you some questions about pooping in your childhood next time?
Lee
To Denise - The Coach Story
Thanks for responding to my questions. I understand your embarrassment totally.
Years ago, I saw a football supporters coach pull into a motorway service station and one lad got off with all his mates laughing at him. They were of a similar age to the group you describe. He was scarcely able to walk properly, although there was a lot of raucous banter going on and he was fully engaged in the vocal exchanges. You could see a little patch of wetness right at the bottom of his crotch, which suggested he'd leaked a bit on the coach, but as he started hobbling towards the main building, there was a huge dark patch on the seat of his jeans, indicating that he'd let go a significant amount whilst sitting down.
I didn't see any more of him for about 10 minutes until a group of lads came walking back towards the coach. They didn't seem anywhere near as jovial as before, and their mate was in the middle of them, looking a bit forlorn. He had a massive dark stain all over his crotch and one leg of his jeans was saturated down the entire length, right down to his ankle.
He'd obviously completely wet himself and I've often wondered where he did it? Whilst trying to get to the main building? Inside the building? In a queue for the toilet? Inside the toilet whilst waiting for a urinal to become free?
Wherever it happened, he was so close. The whole demeanour of the group had changed and I'm actually glad I didn't see it happen as I guess it would have been pretty embarrassing.
Iris
My FIRST EVER buddy dump!
Hello everyone! I am not sure if anyone remembers me but I first posted in 2021 on page 2874 as a very pee shy 16 year old girl. Thank you to your help (Rosalynne you are a life saver to me) I was able to pee at school, and eventually take a crap too! I am now an 18 year old and while I am still very shy, I can use public bathrooms to relieve myself when necessary.
Now with my little back story out of the way, I wanted to tell you about my buddy dump! I went into town with my friend Agnieszka and I just could not stop farting, it was constant! She asked if I was okay and I confessed I needed a crap. Much to my amazement she answered "I do too, let's get to the toilet" There was some toilets nearby, small, with only two stalls, but that was all we needed.
We went into our respective stalls and I put some toilet paper into the bowl, pulled down my jeans and sat. Agnieszka started peeing as I was undressing and I had a pee too. I pushed, letting out a squeaky fart which made her giggle and a second push was enough to get things moving. I was doing it! My crap was soft enough to pass easily, but still with enough firmness to hold its shape. It was near silent, the only sound being the quiet crackling as it emerged. I couldn't hear a thing when it broke off and landed on the wet tissue.
I had pushed out three logs before I heard anything from Agnieszka and wow did she make an announcement! There was a huge splash from her stall and it sounded like her crap had been dropped from quite some height! I gave another push and managed to force out a small nugget so I started cleaning up as she dropped another depth charge. The downside of a soft crap is the mess! Do you ever do the first wipe and think to yourself "Sigh… this is going to take a while" Agnieszka pushed out another two pieces AND finished wiping herself before I came back clean. She was washing her hands when I left my stall and joined her at the sinks. My face was bright red in the mirror! I was feeling really self conscious about having a crap next to my friend, but I am also so happy I have done it. I really want to do it again with her.
Iris
SquatSpotter
position while measuring your bladder
Darlene -
What position are you usually in and how do you hold the measuring cup when you empty your bladder into Ito to measure capacity? Also have you thought about ordering a female urinal? It is a bottle with an opening you can hold against yourself down there while you pee and has measuring marks on the side. They aren't expensive on Amazon and I have one for myself in the male version since I am bladder and bowel incontinent. When I feel the slightest urge I'll pee so as to at least keep my diaper dry as much as possible.
Rose Y
Response to Audrey and mini-update
Hello all!
I've been out and about a bit the past few weeks, and have had the chance to pee in a few fun places: on a few trees that looked deserving, on a large boulder, into a river a few times, and once notably over the side of a small bridge! I really enjoyed that one, and have been thinking about a way to go about peeing off of a larger bridge sometime.
To Audrey: thank you for your response!! I would love to hear about some interesting places you've peed in the past!
I feel very lucky to have a friend who's interested in peeing fun places together - it took a long while to work up the nerve to talk about it, and at first she wasn't quite as into it, but as we talked about it and tried out doing some outdoor piss breaks she's really discovered that it's her thing, and now we go out on trips together sometimes just to visit our favourite pee places!
I have a few other friends who I feel comfortable emptying my bladder around, and they've gone pee around me once or twice, but it's much more of an "unfortunate necessity" to them, whereas my pee friend and I get a lot of entertainment out of relieving ourselves.
And, yes I am the Rose who has made snow toilets! I have some plans for this upcoming winter to do some more, and hopefully post about them!
I'll post some more stories soon, I have a few in mind already. :)
Rose Y
Danny
Response to Darlene's 'More farts..' post
That sucks. I really know how that feels. With my IBS if I eat the wrong thing I'll be farting like crazy for days. The one time I ever ate taco bell when I was like 17 years old it felt like I was farting fire and my butthole felt like a blowtorch.
STEPHEN,P
My bowels are now back to normal every morning past two weeks.
constant rain so went to camper a few mornings have used THETFORD ELLEGANCE for wee in the night and the THETFORD 245 for a number too.
This morning woke had a wee got back in bed then suddenly need a B M
SAT ON JONES RELAX BED PAN .A wee then put palms of my hands on mattress and pushed , felt really awesome as I kept going for two minutes then sat and relaxed a few minutes before wiping with four sheets of Shades kitchen towel.
PJ (He/Him)
Survey response
Kristi-I agree with MD Dan I am impressed that you stopped mid poop.
I remember the last time I guess I pooped my pants was in early high school. I was on the football team, and I was farting for the last few hours of the school day, like the you need to poop soon fart, not the gas only fart. I was unfortunately very busy that afternoon, so I did not have much time to poop during my last few classes or before practice I like I often did. And I was running late to practice, so I got into the stall and let out two long turds to relieve pressure. I did not think I was done, but I wiped three times to get moving, though I would need at least 5 for my newly hairy bum. I figured if I was lucky, I would only get a couple skidmarks. I would not be so lucky. I felt ok for the first hour and a half of practice, but the last 30 minutes I was sweating from clinching my cheeks. During the last activity I was finishing a drill and I felt a log slip out into my briefs. Oddly enough one of the cheerleaders who I had a crush on my suddenly wanted to talk to me after practice, but I had to cut her short to change my pants before she noticed. The worse part was having to cut my conversation short as I was not the only boy to $h*t himself during practice, but I was embarrassed and mad that I could not talk with my crush. Once I got to the locker room I got into a stall and dumped a turd into the toilet and unloaded two more turds into the toilet. No farting just solid formed but soft poop. I cleaned up with toilet paper and threw away the last pair of white Hanes briefs I ever owned. BTW all the boys had skid marked Hanes briefs on the football team, even the popular quarterback. Often the varsity player switched to boxer briefs or at least nonwhite briefs by Junior/Senior Year, but for some reason all the freshman and sophomore guys stuck with the "tightie whities"
One thing I also don't like is emptying my bladder partially. I have done this as an exercise for a variety of reasons per my doctors' orders. I have also stopped mid-stream for a few interruptions in my life. However, I have never half emptied my bladder and urinated myself. I was able to hold it, but it was not fun stopping.
Answers to Embarrassing Moments Survey
1. Have you ever been walked in on while you were sitting on the toilet?
Several times. The worst was in high school, I had been holding my crap for two hours, got my worksheet done fast in English, and with my teacher's permission, hurried across the hall to the bathroom. I didn't latch the door because it was partially broken and I was more focused on dropping my sweats and taking my seat. I was like 20 seconds into my crap when the fire alarm went off. I figured I could just sit in out. About 5 minutes later just as I was raising my rear to wipe, a fireman opened the door, yelled at me, and practically yanked me off the toilet and escorted me to the entrance without even letting me wipe. A vice principal was there, took my student ID, and she gave me a suspension of two days. My parents got a letter from the state fire marshals office violating some public building code. Mom was somewhat sympathetic; dad went crazy on me and cussed me out. He predicted my attitude in the future would get me in worse trouble.
2. Have you ever used the toilet in a toilet room lacking privacy doors?
Yes. Many times. They called it middle school. Only 1:5 toilets had a privacy door and the administration threatened to take the remaining doors off if we continued to misbehave.
3. Have you ever had a friend or family member accompany you while you used the toilet in front of them?
My friend Becky was upset with me one weekend when she stayed over. So I let her come in and sit on the bathtub while I used the toilet. It happened several times after that both at home and when stopped for food at places such as gas station. By the time she turned 17 she was mature enough to respect my space.
4. What would you find more embarrassing: being seen naked, or being seen sitting on the toilet with your pants around your ankles? Why?
Both have happened to me when I'm at the beach and using the shower and toilet facilities in the bathhouse. It doesn't matter so much when I'm out-of-town and know that I probably won't see those people again. When I'm with my friends locally I tend to be more embarrassed. My problem is that swimming causes me to activate my bowels and the bathhouse toilets are anything but private. Then try going back outside with a brown streak on my yellow swim suit.
5. Have you ever had a bathroom accident and been noticed and caught by someone? It was just bad timing. In 5th grade I took my crap, noticed that I didn't have any toilet paper in my stall, so I left the bowl with pretty significant crap that I knew wouldn't flush, and was going toilet to toilet in the line of 8 or 9 toilets when a teacher came in to check on me and I was accused of messing around and wasting time. I was forced to go back to class with a dirty butt. I messed up my underwear and my mom wasn't very happy about it. I never got to tell my side.
PJ (He/Him)
Survey response
Jenny- Once or twice a month I have to poop after a shower. I rarely get visible skidmarks with my boxers these days, but if I have to poop in the morning after my shower, I admit I feel a little sticky by dinner, or sooner if I am active.
I will speak for my wife as well as she will often poop after a morning shower at work, Her underwear is often less forgiving in terms of hiding skids.
We used to use wet wipes for this reason, but we phased them a out a few years ago. We are considering a few brands of bidets
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
Audrey
Darlene: it's a joy to read your posts! That hotel piss was so amazing! Especially that you were able to get some in the vase! Have you done any other power pisses like that, or naughty poos in a similar context?
Three radical questions:
1. Would we be happier if we had a penis and could use a urinal?
2. Would it be easier?
3. Would it be cleaner?
1. No. The problem is training, not equipment, with proper training, women can out piss men, even without equipment.
2. Easier than now? Yes. I know for a fact that I can piss faster and in more places than my girlfriends who can't piss standing up. Faster than men? That also depends on training. We have less equipment to fiddle with but more clothing to get clear, unless we wear skirts!
3. Probably. If more ladies learned to piss standing up, we'd be able to aim instead of hovering over the toilet and making a mess.
T.M.: have you and your daughter ever used the floor or showers in a locker room? They're practically made to be toilets!
Annie
Had a gigantic shit after dinner
Felt very full and uncomfortable for most of the day. Woke up this morning after my alarm went off at 8:30, filled and microwaved my water jar, went pee, changed my pad, brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had a homemade soup with eggs, orange ish meatballs, green leafy vegetables, ground beef, mini green peas, other pale ballish vegetables and pale yellow vegetables that had the texture of a sponge. It took a while to eat and after breakfast I took my medications. Surfed the net on my phone until lunch. At lunch I had noodles with avocado, some kind of hard-to-chew dark meat, red and green peppers in a spicy ish soup (I like spicy food though I am not a picky eater. I'll eat plenty of different things). By naptime I felt pretty full and uncomfortable so I hoped for a crap later. For dinner near 5 PM I had spicy ish rice with mixed vegetables, onions and I think pork (it was very dark and tough). After dinner I took my 5 PM medications.
Soon after going to my room and dropping off my Walmart bag (no toilet paper left) I got a major urge to poop. Grabbed my water jar and went to the washroom. Stomach felt very full and uncomfortable in need of a huge shit. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my dark sweatpants and beige (yuck) underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A LOT of fairly solid poop came out and filled the toilet. Seemed to come forever. Finally I was done. Phew! (Both of relief and because of the smell). I got off the toilet and turned to look with my pants and underwear at my ankles. WOW! This thing covered the majority of the toilet bowl! And it was very thick and dark. Flushed the beast down and it went down no problem surprisingly. Sayonara humongous shit! Reached over for the liquid soap, cleaned my butt really well, rinsed my hands, pulled my pants and underwear up, washed my hands, picked up my water jar, filled it, grabbed my Walmart bag and went to my room to put the Walmart bag and water jar down, dried my hands, went outside my room, took those flip flops off, went back in my room, put THOSE flip flops on (in my room) and have been writing this for quite a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
MD Dan
RE Kristi and Jenny & My Own Post-Thanksgiving Pooping
@Kristi - It sounds like you and your husband had a great Thanksgiving! I'm impressed you managed to stop mid-poop. Usually once I get going, I'm going until I'm finished. He sounds like a lucky guy!
@Jenny - Great story about your two post-Thanksgiving dumps! They sounded very satisfying. I regularly poop at Starbucks in the morning and it's one of the nicer places to go, IMO, and I actually did one of my post-Thanksgiving poops there too. If the barista at your Starbucks is anything like me at that age, I'm sure he wouldn't have minded at all about what you did right before checking out your butt. haha There are a few good-looking 20-something women baristas at the Starbucks I go to and they all definitely know what I'm doing. One of them is usually very friendly and all smiles with me after I poop in their restroom.
Now onto my own post-Thanksgiving pooping. I definitely had a lot of gas all through the night. After waking up, I needed to use the bathroom pretty bad. I sat down and let out some more gas and then about 3 or 4 soft logs in less than a minute. I felt done at that point and cleaned up. Later in the morning, after a brief workout at home, I headed out to some shops and stopped at the Starbucks I frequent. It was surprisingly quiet, only a few people waiting at the pick-up counter. The younger, friendly barista I mentioned earlier was there making drinks and said hi to me. I said hi back and placed my order then headed to the bathroom again. I had been feeling the second act coming on for about 30 minutes and knew it was going to be much larger than the first.
I headed back to the restrooms and saw the friendly barista glancing over at me with a smile. I smiled back and waved at her as I rounded the corner and entered the restroom. Once I sat down, my poop started immediately. With a steady crackle, I let out about 8 or 9 smallish, semi-formed logs with some light gas mixed in. Halfway through I was wondering if it was ever going to stop coming out. I felt completely emptied and the bowl was very full. The bathroom absolutely reeked at this point and there were lots of skidmarks left in the bowl after it flushed. It took another couple of minutes to clean up and head back out to the pickup counter. The friendly barista was there with my drink, smiling ear to ear, looking very good with some tight jeans on too. She said, "Thanks, Dan! Have a great day!" I bid her the same and headed out, feeling much better.
Annie
HUGE poop an hour after breakfast
I got up this morning around 8:30, went pee, brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had some kind of spicy homemade soup with beans and other stuff in it I couldn't identify. Took a while to eat then after breakfast I took my medications (have to take them at 9 am, 5 pm and 9 PM, always after food), took my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs to my room. My stomach felt very full, both because of the food and water and because I knew I would probably need the washroom soon.
After a short while of surfing the net on my phone I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, put the flip flops outside my room on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the doorknob, walked to the toilet. Pulled my sweatpants and high cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed for a short amount of time then pushed. A lot of thick, solid poop came out and filled the toilet pretty good. Once I was done I got off the toilet, turned around and looked in the toilet. WOW. This big, thick poop was in there. Flushed the toilet and surprisingly the beast went down. Took the bar of soap, turned on the tap and ran it under the water rubbing it between my hands. Put the bar of soap back and got to work soaping up my bum and rinsing it. Pulled my pants and underwear up, grabbed my Walmart bag and went to my room. Tossed the Walmart bag on the bed, pulled down my pants and underwear and dried my wet butt with my towel and pulled my pants up. I'm hoping later after more warm water, and healthy foods I will poop everything else out. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Darlene
I need to stay away from beans altogether.
Yesterday, I got a burrito bowl from chipotle. The usual and not even before I finished up the bowl, my stomach started to make a funny noise and not even ten minutes later. I slowly begin to fart and this was right before my shift too. However I did a pretty good job containing them and only letting them out in the restroom and so on.
But, when I got home. That is when I begin to poop along with letting out the loudest farts that kept going even after I used the restroom until the next day. But, just like the poop from yesterday, it was all the same consistency and dark brown along with green pieces floating along with corn.
If they were solid, then it had to be smaller and usually would be covered up underneath the mushy mess that took zero effort to come out. These are my favorite poops to do. But, I am not sure if my boyfriend appreciates me farting all over house.
Pinto beans and black beans have done it to me once again. Along with thanksgiving dinner.
Darlene
Replying to Nytecat
I'm sorry to hear that. I've also had plenty of yeast infections/BV and UTI in the past. They are no fun. Which is why I also tend to use the restroom whenever I have the urge instead of holding it.
Also, that is a crazy story about the bum pissing over that overpass. I would've been so over everything if that happened to me. I've never witnessed anything like that before because I live in the suburbs instead of the busy city where you're more likely to see more things of the sort. They probably don't want anybody using their restrooms unless you're buying something or getting serviced because a lot of the times, people can go in there to shoot up or anything these days.
That's how it was working at my first job I had. It was employees only at one point.
Very messed up!
Darlene
Replying to Radu
It's still impressive to me. You were almost at 1000ml. So just imagine when you will be able to go past that one day.
Emma two
Held it too long
I remember once when I was 14, I was walking home from school with a desperate need to have a poo. I'd been holding it all day at school and as I was walking the urge to poo got steadily worse until about half way home I just couldn't hold it any longer. I tried to stop it but once it was coming down I was was past the point of no return. I filled my knickers with a big load and I peed down my legs as I was doing it. It was embarrassing but it was worth it for the shear relief of it when it was out. Walking home was OK. No one seemed to notice what I'd done but when I got home my mum knew by the smell. She told me to go to the toilet and get cleaned up and I took a long hot shower and changed my clothes. My mum asked me if I was alright and I said I was fine, I just help it too long. She told me I should have gone to toilet at school and I k she was right but I felt embarrassed having a number two at school.
Darlene
More farts..
It's like they won't stop coming. I've been farting since the day before yesterday and maybe it's due to whatever I've been eating lately. But, at least the smell isn't as bad as when it initially started. Although my poops have been the same, mushy with corn and green specks.
But, I should probably lay off the leftovers and beer for awhile.
Kathy
I was sitting on the toilet in a small, dirty public bathroom when a mother entered with two young girls. There were only two stalls and two sinks, so we were practically on top of each other.
The mother said hello to me, and then apologized because she needed to use the restroom. As she quickly sat on the other toilet and started to go, both of her daughters began to fidget and squirm. It seemed like they couldn't wait for their turn, either.
After about five minutes, the younger girl started crying. Her mother asked if she could wait until they got home, but the little one shook her head "no." Without hesitation, the mother undid the younger girl's pants and gently guided her into a squatting position over the floor, in front of her, in the stall. "Just do it like you do next to the car," the mother whispered.
I watched as the younger girl urinated while her sister looked on. Then, there was silence for a few moments before the younger girl clenched up slightly before began having a soft poop. As this was happening, the older girl told her mother that she also needed to go. Her mom pointed to the sink, and without any hesitation, the older girl hoisted herself up onto the sink and started peeing. She also started farting - loudly - which made me smile. Finally, she let loose and begins to poop into the sink. Meanwhile, the younger girl finished what she was doing and stood up.
Her mom gently wiped her bottom and helped her get dressed again. The little girl felt much better afterward, and went outside to wait. After a few minutes, the older daughter grabbed a handful of paper towels and wiped herself off too, hopped down from the sink, and left with her sister.
Their mother came out shortly afterward, looking refreshed. Neither the mother nor her daughters had flushed or cleaned up their waste. It seems they didn't think twice about leaving things just as they were.
After doing my business, I raise up slightly and take a peek into the toilet bowl, curious about what came out this time. To my surprise, I see that my bowel movement is a deep brown color. It's long and, solid, like sausage links but without any real shape to it.
I took a look inside the toilet the mom used, and noted how large and firm her poop was. On the floor the little girl's poop was small and quite pungent, there were three small piles of brown lumpy waste.
And finally, in the sink, there was the older girl's contribution - a larger, more solid piece, but still smelly enough to make me wrinkle my nose. there were streaks of brown down the sides and dark globs stuck to the porcelain.
Petro
To Princess Toadstool Peach
About your post on the page 3000:
Did you go on the toilet because you felt an urge for pooping or did you sit down there simply for trying to poop without an urge for it?
Was it very difficult for you to push your BMs out?
About your post on the page 3010:
Was it very difficult for you to push your poo out on that day?
About your post on the page 3014:
Was it difficult for you to take your dumps on that day?
Had you to strain a lot by that pooping for pushing your poopoos out?
And some more questions:
1. Is it usually difficult for you to poop?
2. As you are pooping, have you usually to strain a lot for pushing your poop out?
3. Do you fart before you start pooping?
4. As you sit down on the toilet for pooping, have you usually to push a lot before your first turd comes out? Are there sometimes cases as everything falls out at once?
5. Do you always poop by yourself?
6. Do you usually poop as you feel you have to do it? Do you ever sit down on the toilet and try to poop without having an urge for it? Would you be able to poop in such case?
7. Do you like pooping? If you have to push a big poop out, is it pleasant for you? Do you take it for a positive thing?
8. If you've pushed a big poop out, are you proud of it?
9. Have you ever a situation as you sit down on the toilet and begin to push but you can't push your poop out? And had you situations as you had to push for a long time during your pooping? If you had such situations, did you perceive them as a positive or a negative thing?
10. Do you like peeing? If you pee a lot of peewee out, is it pleasant for you?
11. Do you ever try to poop after peeing?
12. Do you make sometimes a buddy dump with somebody?
13. Do you ever poop outdoors?
14. I'd also like to ask you: do you live in USA or in UK?
15. And may I to ask you some questions about pooping in your childhood next time?
Jenny
On the toilet nude gym vs home
Anna from Austria
I have been on the toilet on numerous occasions, but never in the gym like you described! I can imagine it feels like you are naked in public even though we are naked in locker rooms all the time and half naked in bathrooms all the time as well. I guess even though you are covering by a stall the combination of being naked and relieving yourself in public is a very vulnerable position. I'm kind of blushing thinking about it. At the very least, it might feel cold…
I have seen a couple women use a stall in the locker room at the gym. One blond lady in her 20's walked in completely naked ( in short if I had a body like hers I would walk around naked in the locker room with out a towel, too!)She basically had her towel in hand, draped the towel in her arm and was in stall for a few minutes so she probably took a poop. she came out and went in to shower, probably like many of clothes patrons us do when we have a work out poop.
The other dark haired lady in her 30's had a shower, but she had a dismayed look on her face. she she had a towel around her hair and body as she walked into a stall. She was not there too long but she was the only one using a stall, so some farts , a couple crackles and a couple plops were heard. She flushed then it sounded like she unraveled half the roll of toilet paper to wipe. She had the locker next to me , so I tried to act like I didn't notice as she took our her white thong out of her locker and got dressed in some business causal clothing.
there is a couple variations of some memes on social media that my husband and I have found an exchanged. Basically they all include a crying women with the caption" Just took a shower, now I have to poop" or "Now that I am in the shower, I have to poop." I can imagine this a perfect example as she seemed all fresh from her shower, but sounds like she had a messy poop that she desperately tried to clean with the 1ply toilet paper at the gym. Looked like she was trying to get to work, so no time for another rinse. And the white thong she had to wear on top of all that. I saw her adjust the thong a few times while dressing out of the corner of my eye
I have never pooped naked at the gym, but at home more times to count!
Often if I am undressing to shower, and I actually need to poop first (often after working out) I'll strip to nude. It doesn't feel weird at all to me, but it would if I was pooping in a stall. Oddly enough I will pull down my pants only for peeing, then I'll undress when I finish when I think about it.
One time I was having issues with my crack...chaffing from from wedgies, sweat and some soft poops. I went into the shower, then suddenly had to have a big poop in the middle. I got out dried my self a little bit, and had a messy poop. I wiped once and went back in the shower to clean my crack. It felt really good to give my butt a good soap a rinse. however most of the time if I have to poop within 30 minutes of a shower, I just "steer into the skid." I think once or twice I switched to a black thong or black panties from a lighter color due to immediate post shower poop, to minimize the skids. But if I use wet wipes or now a bidet its no big deal. Probably the worst is when I get to work then I have to poop first thing in the morning. I'm feeling the "stickiness" about by 3pm
Anyone else have experience being annoyed having to poop during or soon after a shower ?
Kristi- When you husband wipes you, does he does a good of a job as when you clean yourself? or better because he can see what he's doing? I recently kissed my husband while I was sitting on the toilet, and he was finishing brushing his teeth while I was having a post coffee poop. I it was fun and I felt kind of nervous, but I can could tell (see) he was not grossed out! He didn't offer to clean more nor would I have let him...yet?
-today I pooped then showered so I am not....Skidmarked in Seattle
Denise
To Lee
Hi Lee, thank you for your comment. I'm glad the story was interesting to you. I'm afraid I don't have much more to add. The travellers were young men, early 20s I would describe them as 'lads'. They seemed quite jokey throughout, including when they were having heated exchange with the bus driver. Once they had been to the toilet, they returned to the bus laughing and joking. Although one of them (not the one who had wet) spoke to me in a more serious tone and apologised for making the driver stop, but said they were just bursting and really needed to go. I told him I wasn't bothered at all. After the coach arrived, I didn't see them depart but saw one of them, the same one I'd spoken to, standing outside a pub. I assumed his friend was inside tending to his soggy jeans but that's just a guess.
Audrey
Oh also, Charlotte, did you check out any of Sherryl's stories?
Also, how open are your parents to your toilet fun?
My boyfriend saved me
My boyfriend and my parents live about 450 miles from the college at which I am a sophomore. My boyfriend pays for one of my round-trip tickets and my parents pay for the other. On the second leg of my flight home something didn't feel right in my gut. I had just studied for a couple of wicked finals and my bowels were suffering from the anxiety and the sleep pills I had been taking. Two hours after my last final I was at the airport with my coat and bag waiting for boarding. Once I got on the plane and nearly fainted in line waiting for those in front of me to get settled, I could feel more tossing and turning in my gut. The heavy fart I was holding in would have been loud, smelly and detectable. I put my hand in my crotch for a few seconds. Yes, there was activity erupting there. My seat was six rows from the back. The line for the toilet was long and I had to walk around those in line to get my seat.
Once seated, middle assignment, I studied some pretty distressed faces in the line, including a grandmother with a four-year-old in front of her whining about having an accident. "I sure hope you're finally learning your lesson...was all she could say. A couple of aisle-seat passengers gave their consolations as the two came by them. I checked the time on my phone and figured it was less than two hours since I had taken my pre-flight pee at the first terminal. Although I don't squat-pee often, I will in an extremely public bathroom where there is no toilet paper for covering the seat or sanitary seat protector available.
It takes me longer to get my stream going that way--mom demonstrated and had me learning to do that when I was about 12. Once I learned to pull up the seat and effectively balance myself, it made sense, although some of my friends thought it was weird. And I wasn't going to be sopping up the germs of those who sat before me.
About 10 minutes before landing time I got a message from my boyfriend. He had a flat tire and would probably be about 30 minutes late to pick me up. So I was resigned to run for the first bathroom after exiting the flight. I was hopeful that there wouldn't be a line because my bowels were definitely past the moving necessity. Grabbing my long coat, I squeezed around those pulling stuff from the luggage compartments--much the same as when I was in high school and had to get a wee in before the two-minute warning bell. Only one detention in four years; I marveled at my record, although mom reminded me more than once that a serious UTI I had as a freshman could reoccur if I hurried too much or ignored my pee needs.
Practically running, in the terminal I ran past two restroom entrances because there were lines spilling out into the aisle. Finally running north I saw a restroom with no hallway line. I quickly ran around two all barriers and saw ample standing space. There was no waiting area or line. Each toilet had a 3/4 high privacy door. With a look at about 15 or 16 of them, it was obvious each was in use. But there was one door open about halfway down the line. One toilet with a white seat and apparently not clogged. But the door had been taken off. I grabbed for some toilet paper from the dispenser. Both were completely depleted. I had a relatively new white thong on. Rarely, will I sit directly on an uncovered public toilet seat, but this was going to be an exception. I dropped my jeans and thong to knee level. And none too soon. Blast after blast came out of me and it probably drowned out the intercom. I spread my legs so I could see the bowl between them. In one way I was proud, but a sore hole seemed to be hurting worse and worse.
More and more passengers were coming in, some holding hands with young kids who sometimes saw me, smirked and sometimes whispered something to the adult. I had been hearing a lot of flushes so I got the attention of one lady about my age, showed her I was out of toilet paper, and asked her to grab me a good amount for wiping. She came right back with both of her hands wrapped in it like on a mummy. I thanked her nicely. Normally I wipe from the seat, but I didn't want to have my bottom on one of those filthy seats even two seconds longer than necessary. I don't know how efficient it was but I wiped from a squat. When it was obvious that the stool was full, I would foot-flush, and then go into another squat round. I don't remember whether it was three or four rounds but in the end none of the toilet paper was clean. My hole hurt and the blood on the last few papers proved it.
My thong was damaged, but not beyond repair. Since it was an early present from my boyfriend, I didn't want to throw it in the trash. It seemed that once or twice a year when I was in public school I would mess my undies. I think in 5th grade my mom got a bit upset and gave me a couple of tutorials about effective wiping and threatened to suspend some of my media privileges at home since she thought I was trying not to miss some of my programs. Truth was that it happened in the crowded and hostile bathrooms at school. I ran my thong through the wash twice at my boyfriend's apartment and with pretty good results. He also hinted that he might be buying me more this Christmas. My mom, who followed some age-appropriate guidelines, refused to allow me to wear thongs until my senior year when I could/did buy them with my babysitting
earnings.
Comment on the shower-peeing issue:
I remember as a 6th grader in middle school being repulsed by the girls who peed in the shower, bragged about it, and in some cases, clapped for one of the performers. There were 3 open toilets for us to use within feet of the showers. Someone would get up from one of the toilets and another of us would run out of our shower and onto the toilet because we didn't dare be late to our next class. Our PE teacher would not cover for us. Yes, I sat on toilets that were a mess but I didn't think human urine should be mixed in with shower water. The split was about 50:50 on that but our student council was not able to get any reforms passed.
Embarrassing Moments
I have a survey. My answers will be at the bottom.
1. Have you ever been walked in on while you were sitting on the toilet?
2. Have you ever used the toilet in a toilet lacking privacy (ie, no doors on the stalls)?
3. Have you ever had a friend or family member accompany you while you used the toilet in full view of them?
4. What would you find more embarrassing: being seen naked, or being seen sitting on the toilet with your pants around your ankles? Why?
5. Have you ever had a bathroom accident and been noticed/caught by someone?
My answer to 1:
Yes, I have been walked in on a few times. One which comes to mind is when I was using the single-use bathroom at my local library. I was trying to poo, although I was a little constipated. I had obviously forgotten to lock the door, because some middle-aged woman walked straight in and got a complete eyeful of me sitting there on the toilet with my jeans bunched up around my ankles, leaning forward and pushing. She mumbled something about me not locking the door, and walked out, slamming the door behind her. I was sitting too far from the door to lock it. And now that I was worried about being walked in on again, I did not feel like I could finish my poo. I just wiped my bum and left. Luckily, the woman who had seen me with my pants down had left by the time I came out.
My answer to 2:
I have never used a doorless stall, but I have used stalls with faulty locks, and stalls with unreasonably large gaps. It's not too rare for a women, and especially younger girls and teenagers, to peek at me through the gaps in the stalls. I guess they're trying to figure out how long I'm going to take, but I don't see what they will learn from looking at my face that they won't from looking at my shoes.
My answer to 3:
In my childhood and teen years, it was not too rare for my mom and sister to walk in the bathroom while I was on the toilet, even if I was pooing. They would come in to get something or do something or even ask me a question. Sometimes my mom would even come in to check on me, especially if I was constipated (it was obvious, because I'd be on the toilet so long). Back then, I was less self-conscious. Today, I am more private about bathroom stuff. I have a few friends who have seen me pee, and one friend who has seen me poo. Sometimes I leave the bathroom door open around my partner, but usually I close it.
My answer to 4:
I don't know why, exactly, but I find it more embarrassing to be seen sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles (my legs and the side of my bum exposed) than it would be to be seen doing other stuff totally naked (all of me exposed). I don't really know why it's more embarrassing, since less of me is exposed. Although I find pooing more embarrassing than peeing, I would still feel this way if I was just peeing.
My answer to 5:
I have never had a bathroom accident as an adult. A couple accidents in my childhood ended in me being 'caught', and I remember it was embarrassing, but I don't remember the details.
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