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Catherine

Responses

Mina: Happy belated birthday! I hope that you and your roommates are all healthy and well in Japan!

MyFakeName: I hate that happened to you in Target! I've pooped myself a few times and it's an interesting experience, to say the least! I hope you and your family are all well!

Jess from Australia: If you are still visiting the forum, I hope you are well! I enjoyed your stories and look forward to hearing from you soon!

Love to all!

Catherine!


PN

Taylor T's survey

Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee? about a minute
2: How many times a day do you pee? varies-- maybe about 5-6
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing? not always, sometimes just shake
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people? usually not-- I at least need to be shielded from view a bit
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee? Just enough to expose my penis if standing, otherwise about to the knees.
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering) Sitting if I'm at home, usually standing if away from home.
7: Do you like peeing? Sometimes. Especially outdoors
8: Do you fart when you pee? very rarely
9: Can you pee with friends? no, unless out of view
10: Can you pee at school or out of home? yes

Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop? usually between 3-10 minutes
2: How many times a day do you poop? Once or twice usually
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping? yes
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people? Probably not.
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop? Just below the knees, or to the ankles if at home
6: How do you sit when you poop? on the seat
7: Do you like pooping? yes
8: Do you fart when you poop? Usually just a smallish pre-poop fart, but more sometimes if I have diarrhea.
9: Can you poop with friends? Not usually
10: Do you poop at school or out of home? Yes, although I somewhat prefer being at home.


Marie

Been Awhile

So hi it's been awhile sense I've posted on here, I hope y'all remember me. So this is a story about me and my childhood friend Sofie. As you may know I hate using the big girl potty and always have. So I was over at her house about maybe 10ish. She and her older brother had set up a little movie watching area in her closet. It had a video player, a really comfy chair/couch thing, some blankets against the wall so it wouldn't have echo, etc it was really cosy. And if y'all are also into going in naughty/special places know that cosy places are the best. So as we were watching a movie in her closet I began to feel the need to go pee. I began to squirm a little bit. And my friend Sofie asked what was wrong and I said I had to pee", so she said 'then go to the bathroom'. So I replied "what if I just umm peed right here" of course said no at first. But after some convincing and smooth talking she let me do it. She got up and said "I'll stand guard" so I closed the closet doors pulled my pants and panties down relaxed and began to pee on the chair thingy. It was so soft it was great. I tried to push out a poo but I couldn't. So after i finished up I used a sock to wipe and then we played outside.

-Marie


Ronette

Peeing urinals for women?

One night back last semester me and my Bio lab partner Seth had worked a couple hours after school. Other than a janitor or two there was nobody else on our floor of our wing of the school. I had to pee bad and didn't want to walk all the way to the other side of the floor so Seth suggested I use the boys room with him. He didn't surprise me when he said he had to take a shit; I could smell it for the last hour we had our lab materials strung out on our table.

I faked that I had never been in a men's room before. Seth has a surprisingly vivid memory of his mom taking him shopping and other places and him having to adapt to the ladies room at age 3 or 4. Amazing, when my dad and I were out together I had similar such experiences. But those are stories for another time. They are kind of interesting though now 12 or 13 years later.

We walked by about 10 cubicles. None had a door for privacy. Several had large shits staring out at you. A couple had shit on shit from several users. One had its seat down, but had been pissed on it looked like by several users. Seth tried to humor me my noting that all had their seat down! I caught the humor but was waiting for Seth to decide on one so I could take the one next to him. Both he and me like to have someone to talk to under such circumstances. He almost bumped into me as he tore his jeans and briefs down and plopped himself onto the toilet closest to me. There was a volcanic noise just before he pushed in pain to get what he calls the 'header' of his shit out. I was in pain but a little slower in hiking up my skirt, dropping my underwear and sitting on a rather smelly toilet right next to his. It took me a minute or two to get my stream going but I was sitting far enough back on the seat that I knew Seth could easily hear the pounding of the water under me.

Then I came up with this nice topic for a conversation. Starring at the line of urinals along the wall directly in front of us, I asked Seth why the wall units couldn't be added to the ladies rooms to offer a fast pissing opportunity instead of waiting in a lengthy line while the shitters sat for their much more time-consuming function. I told Seth about how long the wait are for a 30-second piss in some of the subway terminals I use. He likened it to a fast-lube or oil change door in some large car repair shops. Why wait for 15 or 20 minutes for a toilet you're only going to use for 30 or 45 seconds?

How would such an alternative be received? Help Seth and I wish this. Do you think it would work to have a wall-mounted urinal option for women just needing a fast piss?

Below are my answers to Taylor T's questions.

PEEING

1. Usually just under a minute.
2. Depends on the fluids I drink; sometimes 6 or 7.
3. Depends on situation. Easy decision: no toilet paper left.
4. Yes in the subway with lines and the lines at school--open stalls.
5. Away from home--mid-thigh level; home--to floor.
6. Sitting legs together in public; much more casual at home.
7. Yes--its a great feeling to get rid of the pain.
8. I didn't intend it, but with 3 friends hanging out with me at school it was not a good laugh.
9. I often do it at home and school.
10. Now, yes. I resisted doing it in non-school public places until I got urinary track infections in like 7th grade. 'Lesson learned and a $500 doctor bill' as mom said.

POOPING

1. Once it clears and if its not too large or hard: 1-2 minutes.
2. Once, sometimes twice if I'm interrupted by the tardy bell at school.
3. Most of the time, yes, but those pre-cut squares of TP are hard to hold onto and use. In public,I wipe from my seat--and several times I've dropped the TP into the stool before I could wipe with it.
4. Yes, espeiclaly if its like in the subway with people I'm probably not going to see again.
5. In public, just enough to clear the toilet seat; at home, to the floor.
6. If there's a privacy door--legs are V-shaped.
7. I like the relief it brings BUT cleaning myself with others closely scrutinizing me sucks.
8. Sometimes, but usually right after seat myself.
9. With my closest friends, I do. Sometimes our posse' will take adjacent toilets at school for our morning poops.
10. Most of my poops are away from home. When I was in grade school, my best friend and I had 'buddy' poops at school and at our houses. Eventually we got caught at school, 4th grade I think, our parents were called and we both got detention time.


Constiguy

Public Toilets.

I note the post from Just Jerika . I strongly encourage the use of public toilets. It is logical that when the needs arises . The discomfort and negative health aspects of not attending to bodily functions is noted. I was once reluctant to use public toilets but have got over that many years ago . A situation occurred a few years ago when I was in a unisex toilet block and I heard a couple of young sounding girls enter. A voice was also heard which would have been their father asking what they were doing . They replied that they were going for poo. The father said nit to and go home to do that. My viewpoint is that they delayed having a poo and interrupted or concluded their time at the park . What is worse they were given a negative view on public toilets which might be unhealthy.


Andrea

Taylor T Survey Answers

Peeing
1 - 2 minutes
2- Six times
3- yes
4- No
5- Just below knee
6- Sitting on seat
7- Yes
8- No
9- No
10- Home
Pooping
1- Always really take my time 1- 4 hours
2- one
3- Yes
4- No
5- Just below knee
6- Sitting on seat and leaning right back to the cistern with legs pulled under pan and going tip toe and thighs just touching lovely and great tingle feeling which is awesome when taking a long seat.I could sit al day sometimes.
7- Yes
8- No
9- No
10- Home - privacy for me when on the loo essential - I love my poo time.When on the loo I ignore phone and door bell as I dislike interruptions during my poo time. I just cannot have my toilet enjoyment disturbed.


chris
Traveler - thanks for sharing all the stories about you peeing in your pants at school, while shopping, and on a duck boat tour. At least the last one you lucked out being the only one on the tour. Has your urgency to pee in the past caused you to pee your pants any other times?


Victoria B.

Responses to Taylor T and Andrea

Hey!
Thought I'd answer some questions and a survey today. I'm pooping as I write this so there may be a few interruptions lol

To answer Taylor T's question yes I have FaceTimed on the toilet. My rule is that if I'm comfortable enough with someone to allow them to see me sitting on the pot (two farts and a couple small plops) in person I'll let them do it over FaceTime too. (I just farted again. It was followed by a crackle and two more small plops).

Survey time (squirt of pee, another plop)

Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
2: How many times a day do you pee?
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
7: Do you like peeing?
8: Do you fart when you pee?
9: Can you pee with friends?
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?

Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
2: How many times a day do you poop?
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
6: How do you sit when you poop?
7: Do you like pooping?
8: Do you fart when you poop?
9: Can you poop with friends?
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?

1: Not long if I just sit down, go and wipe. It's over in about two minutes depending on how badly I need to go. (bigger plop followed by a fart)
2: Five or six
3: Yep. Cottonelle Ultra is the only toilet paper I'll buy
4: Yes
5: Public bathroom to my calves; private bathroom to ankles
6: I sit bare butt as far back on the seat as I can
7: Yes
8: Mhm
9: For sure
10: Yep

1: Ten minutes on average (nice load of mushy stuff just now)
2: Twice every day
3: At home I use my bidet and then dry off
4: Yes
5: To my ankles
6: Also as far back as possible, adjusting and opening my cheeks if need be, always bare butt on seat
7: I love it
8: Literally ten seconds ago
9: Absolutely, that was how I ended up getting a toilet plunger as a birthday present
10: Yes

(I still feel a little full but nothing's coming at the moment)

Andrea (Welcome!) asked about toilet seats and I have to say I prefer an elongated contoured plastic seat over a wooden toilet seat. I was potty trained on a toilet with a wooden seat (huge, wet load followed by a fart and a flush) so they have that element of nostalgia but tbh I haven't seen too many around since then. My big issue is that they're flat and don't have the butt cupping and opening feel of a contoured seat (one more piece and a squirt of pee). What do you like about wooden seats?

I'm washing my butt with my bidet now. It feels amazing and there went another poop ball.
Time to unroll some toilet paper to dry off. Okay, three pieces and I'm dry and flushed again. Time to return to my day!

Love,
Victoria!


Taylor

Survey answers

Nothing interesting to report so I'll answer a survey.

Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
About a minute
2: How many times a day do you pee?
5 or 6
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
Always
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
Yes
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
To my knees
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
I sit
7: Do you like peeing?
I love it
8: Do you fart when you pee?
Rarely
9: Can you pee with friends?
Yes
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?
Yes

Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
5 to 10 minutes
2: How many times a day do you poop?
Twice
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
Always
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
Yes
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
To my calves
6: How do you sit when you poop?
I sit
7: Do you like pooping?
I love it
8: Do you fart when you poop?
Sometimes
9: Can you poop with friends?
Yes
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?
Yes


Saturday, March 28, 2020


Taylor T

Question

Has anyone ever FaceTimed someone while they have taken a poop or peed? Today my good friend Jenna and I were facetiming and she simply told me she was going to go to the bathroom. She went on pause and while I was playing a game I heard all of the normal stuff like the toilet seat dropping and the rustling of the pants to I assume the ankles and her beginning to pee. I thought she would've muted herself but she didn't and I didn't really mind since we had done that in the past. But after a while it went quiet for a few seconds and I heard a couple splashed of water and huge crackle and plunk sound. And then after another plunk and then she rolled out some toilet paper. I think it was a mistake but I'm surprised she never noticed. So has this ever happened to anyone? Let me know when you see this!


Just Jerika

Victoria B's question about small public bathrooms

This happened about a year ago. It was a balmy day, neither of us had college classes, so after we woke up we decided to take a late morning walk down to the park, and then onto some nature trails that the parks department had improved. I put good walking shoes on and we waited for an extra half hour so I could get my crap in before we left. In order to expedite my crap, I probably had another 8 or 9 ounces of coffee. The crap eventually came fine, but 30 minutes into our hike, the coffee was causing me problems. So I stepped up my pace to make it to the hospitality building, an old (probably WW II era) brick building with two open toilets for each gender. A 3/4 high block wall separates the two genders, although the noise and smell is pretty bad.

So Hernandez went up the hill where there's some benches and a monument of some sorts to sneak in a smoke. I headed into the building full speed because I'd rather have my pee burst seated on the toilet, no matter how ancient, busted up or dirty, than the alternative. Back 10 years ago in public school I had a different attitude about such a situation and the situations (which I wrote about) caused me lots of problems, misery and insecurity. Since that time I've developed a down, drain and exit approach that usually serves me well. The right toilet's bowl was filled with a crap so big that the crapper must have shitted 5 pounds or more. Much of the toilet paper roll was laid over, falling off, and otherwise being wasted as some sort of ass-gasket. Had there been another layer it probably would have qualified for insulation for the window Hernandez and I fight over in our kitchen.

I seated myself on the toilet. It wasn't as high as many others I've used on campus and I liked the fact that my feet were on the floor. I must have peed for more than a couple of minutes. I had taken a Sustainability Solutions class a previous quarter and I remember a picture and case study on waste toilet paper, paper towels, and older plumbing that is so wasteful in bathrooms. As I sat a woman about 10 years older than me and her daughter came hurrying in. They stopped in their tracks. Apologized to me and the mom diverted her daughter's attention to the other side of the room and off me. The girl was in pain, but the mom told her that she was not going to use the other toilet. When the girl started to argue, a finger was pointed in her face and she got a stern warning.

Something I would never had been able to do a few years ago: I started a conversation on the misuse of the toilet, volunteered that I was finishing up, and made a joke about how I can't hold my coffee too long. The woman said her husband says the same thing about her beer. The girl started to say something embarrassing to her mom and was quickly cut off and whispered to. I wasn't off the seat for five seconds when the girl ran for it. The mom grabbed her. Mom reached for a sheet of toilet paper and quickly wiped off the seat. Within seconds, the girl slid up on the toilet and as I was cold-washing my hands, I could see the relief on her face as she peed away.


Nile

Babysitting

I was asked to look after my parents friends 12 year old daughter last week. I am about 8 years older than her but I have known her since she was a little kid so we get along quite well. I came over before her parents left, and we spent the day at home watching TV and playing games. After lunch, she was sitting next to me while watching TV when she all of a sudden got up and went to the bathroom. I didn't think much of it, but after 15 minutes I went to go make sure she was doing ok. As I walked up to the bathroom door I could hear her grunting and pushing so I just left her to do her thing. After another 5 minutes she came out of the bathroom with tears running down her face and sat next to me again. I assume she had tears from all the pushing. I also got up to use the washroom and when I walked in I noticed a huge log at least 11 inches long. I could believe that a log that big could come out of such a small girl. I am babysitting her again later this week, I wonder if she does this all the time.


Taylor T

Survey

Hey all, I'm here with a survey for us to do!

Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
2: How many times a day do you pee?
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
7: Do you like peeing?
8: Do you fart when you pee?
9: Can you pee with friends?
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?

Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
2: How many times a day do you poop?
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
6: How do you sit when you poop?
7: Do you like pooping?
8: Do you fart when you poop?
9: Can you poop with friends?
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?

My answers:
Peeing:
1: 1-2 minutes
2: 6-7 times a day
3: Of course
4: Depends on who the group of people is
5: Ankles
6: Sitting
7: Yes
8: All the time
9: Depends
10: I can

Pooping:
1: Anywhere from 2-10 minutes
2: Usually once every two to three days
3: Yes
4: Yes depends on the group
5: Ankles
6: Sitting on the seat
7: Yes
8: Absolutely
9: Depends on which friends
10: Yes most of the time


Bianca

Silent Urge

Hi everyone! Yesterday I had a nearly silent poop after Mom got out of the shower. It was a bit urgent, but mostly solid. It was so quiet, that I barely heard the plop, and I did a little farting at the end. It sure was stinky. I slept with the heartbeat option on my sleep machine last night, and did a messy/noisier poop this morning. I had a long fart, too. My second poop of the day was messy, but not as loud. Bye


Christopher

Paper Round

When I was fourteen I had a paper round.I delivered papers locally within half a mile of my home.There was this housing estate which was being built.Some of the houses were already occupied,but the vast majority were nearing completion.One morning while I was in this area I needed a
shit very badly.I knew if I didn't go soon it would be in my pants.In two or three houses I saw bathrooms awaiting completion.I thought if I could get through the barred doorway I would see the toilet pan and be able to go poo.One of the houses was easier to get into than the others so this one I chose.I spotted the pink toilet pan,unbelted my jeans and pulled my
pants down.I sat on the porcelain rim as there was no toilet seat fitted.
My shit slid effortlessly into the pan with a very loud thud .(No water in the pan,well no plumbing connected.My log was about nine inches long and very fat.I think it was a very smooth and healthy sausage.I wiped with just one hankie so my pants were quite messed,I had to tell mum when I got home,but not where I had done it as she would have said you don't have to be dirty, you have a toilet here you know.


HardOne

My girlfriend

My girlfriend:
My girlfriend and I were talking about how often we go poop.
She said she goes about once every four days+ or so.
I said wow, what is it like when you go?
She said , well I first feel a large hard mass accumulating near my butt hole and I try to hold it back so I can get to the toilet in time. But holding it back makes it start packing up hard like hard rocks in my butt.
She said, as I sit there on the toilet for a while... even though I feel it right there, I have to strain hard, it is so difficult to get my butt hole to open and stretch wide enough for the 2++ inch wide hard solidified rocks to come out.
She said is due to the fact that she eats a lot of chocolate bars and candy while watching TV and she forgets about what will happen later.
So, she said, when I do go, slowly my butt hole starts to stretch wide, it hurts but I ignore it until it is ready. She said the chunks pack down firmly right at my hole and I really have to go.
Then, sometimes, I have to use my finger to 'loosen it up' and pick it out.

Thanks,
Hard one


Bianca

Toilet Paper

Luckily, I've not had to worry about toilet paper shortage so far. That is, getting down to the last peice, and thinking there might be no more. I've come up with an interesting way of dealing with this. Sometimes, I take paper from my shred pile, wet it really good, and wipe after a pee with it. I suppose some people might wipe after a pee using tissues.Interestingly, I think my toilet in the bathroom is the original one. My old calculator has sure outlasted anything else electronic so far (nearly 19 years, and still going strong). I estimate my toilet is probbly 30 years old right now. Btw, what I meant by taking a break from my elevator hobby is that I can't enjoy them physically right now due to the virus.


Victoria B.

Cabin fever

Hey!
This semester has been crazy so far but now because of the coronavirus situation all my classes have been moved online for the rest of the semester and will graded on a pass/fail system. I got laid off from my library job but I'll be able to claim unemployment from it and I'll still have my scholarships and stipend so I should be okay! Keep in touch because I love you all!

Two questions for today:
1) Have you ever been in a situation in a small bathroom where one or more toilets were out of commission? The toilet could be clogged, the door locked, a huge load left behind by someone too immature to flush, whatever reason. This happened to me last week and I had to break the news to an unexpected visitor when another stall in the bathroom was clogged and I was taking a huge poop on the only toilet still in commission!

2) This one is for the bidet users:
Do you ever have another turd make its way out after you've finished going and washed and/or wiped? That happens to me about once or twice every week. By the way I love mine and would definitely recommend it!

Love,
Victoria!


mike

Taylor T Survey Answers

1. Pee 1-3 minutes, Poop From 1-15 Minutes
2. Pee 5-7 Times A-Day?, Poop Usually Once A Day Every Week
3. Pee No expect When Pooping, Poop Always
4. Pee Yes I Can, Poop Yes Depends On The Group
5. Pee Low Enough To Clear My Penis, Poop Ankles Or Knee Length
6. Pee No Except When Pooping, Sitting Or Squatting On The Seat Or In The Woods
7. Pee Yes, Poop Yes Is You Have To Do It
8. Pee Sometimes, Sometimes
9. Pee Yes, Poop Depends On The Group Of Friends
10. Pee Yes I Can, Poop All The Times


Andrea

Wooden Toilet Seats

Hi All, Long time lurker. Love this site. I am a 26 years old Secretary 5 foot 5 inches.Slim build and blond hair I have always loved pooping and my time on the loo. I find it very comfortable and enjoyable and like to really take my time in there. If Iam doing a hard poo which I really enjoy I will really relax and sit right back on the loo once taking a good four hours. My preference is to always poo in private and the privacy of my home and have a wooden toilet seat which I find very comfortable. Do people in general who enjoy the toilet like I do prefer wooden or plastic toilet seats.


Constiguy

Chamber Pot

I note the post by Christopher regarding the use of a chamber pot. I used a pot once . I was having treatment for constipation which involved an enema of a large quantity of water and a colon massage. I had it lying on the bathroom floor. My therapist knowing that I have mobility issues said as she pushed, shoved and dug into my loaded colon to not worry about sitting on the toilet but produced a chamber pot and said to hold on for as long as I could and she would place the pot under me as I was lying there, on my back. Anyway the extreme urge hit. I called for the pot and she slid it under my bum and I evacuated. It all came out under one evacuation . The therapist held the pot under me whilst this was happening with the instruction to concentrate on evacuation with I did with splendid results. At the end she pulled the pot from under me and to my surprise wiped my bum with a tissue and examined that what was in the pot and then disposed of same in the toilet. What a great and relaxing clean out!


Wednesday, March 25, 2020


Bianca

Before And After

After waking up to the sound of a fireplace (I played the melodies the night before), I had to poop first thing in the morning following unplugging my sound machine etc. pooped once before breakfast, and then again afterwords. Some of it was solid, but the wiping was messy both times. I also farted a bit, too. Speaking of farting, I played a fart compilation on Youtube. To Christopher and others speaking of squat toilets: I never used them before. Since the viral outbreak, I've taken a break from my elevator hobby, and now enjoy birds. Did you know parakeets poop every 12 to 15 minutes? If I ever had to poop that much, it would drive me nuts! Happy toilet addventures to everyone.


Bianca

Silent Urge

Hi everyone! Yesterday I had a nearly silent poop after Mom got out of the shower. It was a bit urgent, but mostly solid. It was so quiet, that I barely heard the plop, and I did a little farting at the end. It sure was stinky. I slept with the heartbeat option on my sleep machine last night, and did a messy/noisier poop this morning. I had a long fart, too. My second poop of the day was messy, but not as loud. Bye


Victoria B.

Cabin fever

Hey!
This semester has been crazy so far but now because of the coronavirus situation all my classes have been moved online for the rest of the semester and will graded on a pass/fail system. I got laid off from my library job but I'll be able to claim unemployment from it and I'll still have my scholarships and stipend so I should be okay! Keep in touch because I love you all!

Two questions for today:
1) Have you ever been in a situation in a small bathroom where one or more toilets were out of commission? The toilet could be clogged, the door locked, a huge load left behind by someone too immature to flush, whatever reason. This happened to me last week and I had to break the news to an unexpected visitor when another stall in the bathroom was clogged and I was taking a huge poop on the only toilet still in commission!

2) This one is for the bidet users:
Do you ever have another turd make its way out after you've finished going and washed and/or wiped? That happens to me about once or twice every week. By the way I love mine and would definitely recommend it!

Love,
Victoria!


Question
Does anyone else get that feeling after dropping a log that you're not done yet but your body isn't ready to push another one out. Right now I'm on the toilet in that exact situation and my stomach hurts too much to even get up but I'm ready to get another one out so I've just been sitting here waiting. It's so frustrating, and I'm wondering if anyone else goes through this.


Taylor T

Survey

Hey all, I'm here with a survey for us to do!

Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
2: How many times a day do you pee?
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
7: Do you like peeing?
8: Do you fart when you pee?
9: Can you pee with friends?
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?

Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
2: How many times a day do you poop?
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
6: How do you sit when you poop?
7: Do you like pooping?
8: Do you fart when you poop?
9: Can you poop with friends?
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?

My answers:
Peeing:
1: 1-2 minutes
2: 6-7 times a day
3: Of course
4: Depends on who the group of people is
5: Ankles
6: Sitting
7: Yes
8: All the time
9: Depends
10: I can

Pooping:
1: Anywhere from 2-10 minutes
2: Usually once every two to three days
3: Yes
4: Yes depends on the group
5: Ankles
6: Sitting on the seat
7: Yes
8: Absolutely
9: Depends on which friends
10: Yes most of the time


Michael W.

Diarreha at Work

Hi everyone. Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. I've been dreadfully busy doing other things. With this Coronavirus scare I thought I would tell another story from back in the day to get my mind off of things so here it goes. It was the first week of December 2007. I was 19 years old. I was in between jobs and I kind of had long hair. I looked like Shaggy from "Scooby Doo." Anyways, I was working for the laundry department at the Willows. I remember I woke up in the morning. It was 3 o'clock. I didn't want to get up but I needed the money. At this age I remember every morning I would wake up with my stomach hurting and then after I got done eating my stomach was okay. Anyways, I had slices of toast with peanut butter and a chopped banana, a pop tart, and a glass of milk. Twenty minutes after I had clocked in my stomach started hurting. It wasn't the kind of pain I get when I was hungry, it was the other kind of pain. I started getting gassy and I was farting really loud. They smelled like rotten eggs. Lol. Anyways, I was the only person in the laundry room working. I had the whole room to my self for a while and I didn't care about blasting my farts and blowing up the room. When my stomach could not take it anymore. I ran to the bathroom where the break room was and I had diarreha for 20 minutes. My stomach hurt and my butthole burned. After that I was gassy again but not much farting and did make a couple more trips to the bathroom. My boss came in and yelled at me. "You're behind!" she said. She yelled at me about a lot of things but she didn't say anything about the room smelling like ass. Anyways, I had to let the smokers out and my boss yelled at me for taking too long. It wasn't my fault. Everyone acts like they own the place. I felt more diarrhea ready to come out after my boss scolded me again. I went back to the bathroom wherte the break room is but somebody was using it. I couldn't hold it in any longer. My stomach was hurting. I covered my stomach with my hand. "Please hurry up" I said in my head. One of the Pretty Nurses who works with my mom asked me if I was okay. And I said "No." This Nurse liked me, like she thinks I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Anyways, she said "You probably have a stomach flu, its okay." The Bathroom was ready for the next person. I went to the bathroom and splattered my guts into the toilet for 15 minutes. I slid my shoes off while I sat there to relax my feet. The Nurse knocked on the door and asked me if I was doing okay. I said yes. When I was done I went back to work and my boss yelled at me again. She says I've moving slow like I've never worked here before. And I told her that I wasn't feeling well. I didn't want to tell her that I was having diarreha bcz it would have been embarrassing. She yells at me and says "Why didn't you call off?" And I said "Bcz you don't have anyone else." Then she grunts and says "This is f**king rediculous." Okay, I hate being yelled at especially when I'm sick with diarreha. The moment I met this boss I didn't like her. After the interview I was thinking "I hope she dosen't hire me." With my luck she does. That day I was thinking to myself. "Why did I take this job?" Anyways, I went home and had diarreha like 2 or 3 more times that evening. Each episode of diarrhea I had was like 20 or 30 minutes. One time while I was on the toilet exploding out of my butt, I was looking at a magazine and my older sister Jeannea knocks on the door and asks for her curling iron. "I'm taking a shit" I said. "Are you serious?" she asked. I said "Yes." After I was done wiping with toilet paper and washing my hands I took like a cup of Pepto Bismo and my stomach was under control. Well that's it for now. I don't know when I'll post again. Happy Pooping Everyone.


Constiguy

Toilet Paper Issues

The continuing shortage of TP is continuing. I was at the shops last Friday and there was great excitement because a TP supply had arrived. Each customer was allowed one only 10 pack and they had security guards to keep control!!! Who would ever have thought that !!! I then went to a office just near the shops and staff were running out to buy TP. As each person returned they had a real look of victory and happiness . Got home and the lawn mover fella was there and my partner gave him two rolls of TP as he had exhausted his supply. Now ladies and gentlemen it was noted at a supermarket in an exclusive part of Sydney a former prime minister and his wife were buying their rationed quota! Who would have thought that a former PM would be relegated to a TP procurer! Noted socialites, celebrities and business leaders and politicians have been seen queuing up for their share . As for me, as usual I set the example and only have been going to the toilet every few days and my stools are so hard and dry I have only needed a few squares, Interesting and weird times !


Vincene

Public bathrooms & the pandemic

My niece Edie visited me last week. With school out due to the national crisis, Edie stayed over two nights. Edie is 8 and unfortunately there are no other children her age in our apartment building. Although I told her to go to the bathroom before we left our apartment, and she went in and did, our six block walk to the park and then some of the activities there, had her in pain and wanting to pee within about 90 minutes. I had a bottle of disinfectant in my bag and was intending to pull it out once we walked over the hill and around the lagoon and reached the restroom building.

Once I got the heavy prison-like door unstuck, and we walked around a wall, we stopped in our tracks. There were four toilets, each occupied by a child of varied age, with no privacy wall or door. Each was seated, clothing down and without any adult present. There was no toilet paper to be had anywhere in the room and one of the two sinks on the side of us was broken off. The youngest child, about a year or two younger than Edie, jumped down off the toilet, and was pulling up her sweats. As she came toward us, she looked away as if out of embarrassment.

I knew Edie had been in pain and needed to relieve herself badly, but I hurried over to the vacant toilet with her, grabbing onto the back of her jeans to slow her down. As I took the bottle out to spray seat, I found it was out. Edie started to argue with me about almost having an accident. Silently I was cursing myself for not having a second bottle or some wipes with me. The pandemic was no time for her to sit on a public seat without some protective cover. She complained, gestured to the others who were seated and relieving themselves, but I didn't give in. Instead I pulled her out of there as fast as I could. I was thinking of a couple of fast food places three or four blocks away. As we were walking some tall grass, actually weeds, we came upon a depressed storm sewer with a lot of trash collected and laying over the grates.

Since there was nothing but a few birds around, I told Edie that Aunt Vincene was going to teach her a new life skill. How to squat pee. I demonstrated by pulling my jeans and thong down, showed her how to use her legs to steady herself, and probably contributed a half-cup of pee into the drain. Edie emulated my stance, got a little frustrated when her first output started to pour down her inner leg, but I coached her through that and my niece had a generally productive peeing experience without sitting down. I was so excited for her. When we got home we baked her favorite cookies.

Although I was proud of how she changed her attitude and adapted, I was aware that I am somewhat disingenuous because while I was taught/indoctrinated one way by my mom (no direct contact with a public toilet seat ever!), by the time I was 16 I pretty much ditched that philosophy in order to be more like my friends. The pandemic, though, does worry me and I'm now more cautious again.


Sarah
Clara: Thanks for sharing your story :) That must have been uncomfortable to sit in wet pants for the rest of the drive. Was that the only time your mom told you to go in pants or did it happen more than once?

Traveler: Thanks for sharing your stories too :) When you pooped your pants that was so nice of your friend to tell you not to feel bad. I know many people would be openly grossed out and disgusted in such a situations. Did she help you to clean up when you got to her house?

Catherine asked about the modesty pee or courtesy pee. I have heard those terms a couple of times and I also thought they mean going through your underwear or something, though I'm not sure that's the correct meaning. If anyone else has information on this I'd like to know too!


Mina
Thank you Catherine and everyone. I want to add. Often in this site I read, people go to loo and don't wash their hands. DANGEROUS!! Please please everyone, remember to wash hands well! After loo, and every time. Very important. Especially it is important now.

Love to everyone.

Your very own Minappé + 3


Christopher

Paper Round

When I was fourteen I had a paper round.I delivered papers locally within half a mile of my home.There was this housing estate which was being built.Some of the houses were already occupied,but the vast majority were nearing completion.One morning while I was in this area I needed a
shit very badly.I knew if I didn't go soon it would be in my pants.In two or three houses I saw bathrooms awaiting completion.I thought if I could get through the barred doorway I would see the toilet pan and be able to go poo.One of the houses was easier to get into than the others so this one I chose.I spotted the pink toilet pan,unbelted my jeans and pulled my
pants down.I sat on the porcelain rim as there was no toilet seat fitted.
My shit slid effortlessly into the pan with a very loud thud .(No water in the pan,well no plumbing connected.My log was about nine inches long and very fat.I think it was a very smooth and healthy sausage.I wiped with just one hankie so my pants were quite messed,I had to tell mum when I got home,but not where I had done it as she would have said you don't have to be dirty, you have a toilet here you know.


Tuesday, March 24, 2020


Catherine
Dear Toiletstool Community,

I wanted to send love, well wishes, positive energy and prayers to all of you wherever you are. I know we will get through this crisis! At the same time, I love our forum and each one who contributes, each one who reads, and all of us who might have a slightly odd interest in this normal part of life.

Love to all!

Catherine!


Traveler

Bathroom Emergency on a WI Dells Duck Tour

In the past, I have had some issues with urgency to pee, but now, I take a medication that mostly eliminates that & in past moths that has not really been a problem, but before this time back last November I was in the WI Dells & decided to go on one of the Duck ride....the land & water vehicles. Usually, the vehicle is filled or at least has several people on it. As I boarded & was sitting there they were just waiting for more people to come, but after a while, the driver boarded...a young female college student. more people were showing up but she said they would just board the one behind us & that we would just do the tour even though it was just me. so she began driving & narrating. All of the sudden, I had one of those sudden urges to too. I did not say anything at first, but then it got worse so I informed her that I had to go to the bathroom & asked if we could cut the tour short or head back. She said "No, unfortunately these trails are one way only & the next Duck would be coming behind us & that the vehicle can only travel at the normal speeds." she said.."just try to enjoy the tour & I know, it makes one nervous when you have an emergency." She said.."Let me know how you are doing & don't be afraid to tell me if you have an accident, it's ok, just don't worry about it."

So there are a couple water landings & the trails are bumpy so all of those bumps got me going in my pants but I did not want to say anything. then she stopped briefly to hand me one of the booklets to see if I wanted to buy one & said...as she approached me said.."Oh, & I like...oh no!, I was gonna say I like your outfit & sweater..sorry about that. of course she could see my soaked pants. that was really embarrassing but at least there was no one else on board.


Christopher

Coronavirus and Toilet Paper

I think things should hopefully start to improve slowly now that it looks like Supermarkets will ration some items.I think also they should only be selling like packs of 12,not 9 or 16 or24 or 48 and have a limit of say
2 packs maximum.They could also keep packs of 4 for Elderly people which
needn't be available to anyone else.They should also be at a fixed price,
affordable to all.Good God, How did they manage in The Second World War?

Chris


Traveler

Response to : Being Told To Use the bathroom in you pants.

Hi & yes Sarah, that has happened to me. back when I was a child & I would say eight or so years old,I really had to pee when we were shopping at a grocery store & I started throwing a tantrum because there was no public restroom in there. generally, they would take us down town to the public restroom if we had to go, so when they finally escorted me out of the store, I thought that was where we were going, but instead they had me pee my pants in the parking lot & scolded me & said.."If you ever have to go that bad, just go in your clothes rather than throwing a fit.
Fast forward a few years & one day my Fourth Grade teacher would not let me use the restroom & I had to go so bad & was freaking out. I pleaded with her to let me go but she told me I would just have to hold it. By this time I was crying & told her I was gonna pee my pants. she did not respond. then I felt it giving way & looked down to see a growing wet stain on my pants, then the flood gate opened & it was everywhere..a big pool under my desk. I was so humiliated. Later on, my Mom told me I should have just walked out of class in went to the restroom anyway rather than having an accident in class, but then again, I was just trying to follow orders. My girlfriend is a teacher of elementary children & she says she would never do that, but that only one can leave to use the restroom at a time & she did have a student miss while she was waiting for her turn to go. back in my day, they actually would restrict you from going sometimes & yes, accidents were common.
One time as an adult, I was at church with an old friend of the family & she said we should use the restroom before leaving so we did & we had that out of the way..or so I thought, then we ate at an Old Town Buffet & as we were traveling to a neighboring town, my gut starting rumbling & I had to go no. 2 really bad. I was about bent over holding my stomach..she said..Oh, good heavens Jimmy, just go in your clothes & we will deal with it at my house!" of course I did not make it & all she kept telling me was to not feel bad & when you gotta go, you gotta go & that accidents are not just for little kids.


Sherryl

Doing my part during coronavirus

Hey everyone. So I've been quarantining myself and I have to work from home for at least til the end of the month. So, in the spirit of not using more than I need, I've ramped up my going potty outside and using stuff in nature to wipe with. This morning I dug a hole in my back yard and squatted and peed and pooped a huge load into the hole and grabbed some bark off a tree and used that to wipe with and buried my poo. Hope everyone is doing well, and can take inspiration from this.


Tommy

Backyard Pee

Hello, my name is Tommy and I'm a 23 year old man in the USA! I've been lurking for years but finally decided it's time to post! I have been interested in both pee and poop for as long as I can remember. Even as a child I had an overwhelming fascination, and it carried into adulthood!

Now for my first story:
Earlier tonight, I really needed a pee after several glasses of water and beer. I was at home, but I wanted to spice things up from just simply peeing in the toilet. I remembered that there's this corner of my property between my shed and the neighbor's fence that is technically outside of my fence but it is nicely hidden away from public view. I thought it would be the perfect place for a late night outdoor release. I was worried that someone might catch me, but soon my urge grew and I decided it was now or never! I went behind my shed and pulled out my organ and released a lovely pee that had to be at least 45 seconds long! I made quite a little puddle. Feeling much better, I zipped up and went inside feeling so pleased with my experience that I began chugging water to be able to do it again.

Until next time,
Tommy


Christopher

Me and The Chamber Pot.

When I was probably Eleven and had just started at Middle School,I started
to suffer from constipation.My mum took me to the Doctor and he prescribed
some medicine which I called white jollop.It did help me to go however.I
was never one to go at school so when I got home mum asked me if I had been and I said no.She said well go and use the pot then outside your bedroom.I went up the stairs and put my blazer and trousers on a chair, and then pulled my pants down to my knees and sat on the chamber pot.It was porcelain in a white and blue pattern.The handle had a hairline crack in it and of course at night I used it to wee as our toilet was outside.I sat for about ten minutes straining and pushing and eventually my log slid out.I called out to mum that I'd been and she came up to me with the toilet paper.We both looked,It was knobbly to start with,but smoothed out after that.She said I would have to take more jollop and I sat on the pot a few times after.It made me think that when we are young we don't always appreciate what things our mums do for us.Please remember Mother's day!


Anna from Austria

massive laxative poo

@Elphaba Yes Salzburg is nice. Hope the Corona Virus is under control later this year so you can visit Salzburg, it is a nice place.


now to my latest story that happened just earlier this day.

Staying at home thanks to the Corona Virus issue messed with digestive system. Moving much less than moral caused a massive constipation I guess.

As could not poop for 3 full days now I had to take some laxatives.

I am not a fan of laxatives normally because they either do not work as planned or they work much faster then they should according to instructions.

I almost had accident once, when they worked much faster than the should. Luckily i could reach a a cafe in time.

But this time I had to stay at home anyway so it it didn't matter when they kick in.

I took one pill and just waited.

a few hours late I felt a sharp in my ???? and rushed to the toilet.

As soon as I was seated my anus opened and watery diarrhea splashed into the toilet bowl with lots of pressure and lots of farts.

It sounded almost like one of these diarrhea scenes in the movies. The show latest for some minutes then I felt empty. The relieve was only temporary though. Had to visit the toilet 2 more times to explosive diarrhea again before I was really done.

That's my story for today

greetings from Austria

Anna


Tlana

Long drive back home

Because my college shut down for spring break, me and three others from my state made the long drive home. We shared the driving responsibilities on the interstate and outside of hourly bathroom breaks, we did our nine hour drive largely overnight. And because we were so busy with our schoolwork, we didn't know about the pandemic happening until we used social media during the drive.

So we stopped at our first rest area just about sundown. Tyrus, who is an athlete and who drove the first leg, made the call for the stop. Barbie, whom he has dated on and off, called out his evening "dump." She admitted she had to pee but was holding it because she didn't want to be singled out. Tyrus parked behind several long trucks and didn't lose any time leading the way to the bathroom building. Barbie, Morgan and I were together walking up the sidewalk, when Tyrus came running down to us and said there's no F*****' toilet paper in the whole room.
"You're going to have to hold it, hon" Barbie said, as we started walking away from him to the ladies side entrance.

Barbie whispered to me that she was going to bring him some toilet paper, but that she wanted to see him sweat first. Me and Morgan took adjacent toilets and I was seated and peeing a river before she dropped her jeans to the floor and took her seat. She asked me and Barbie to lend her toilet paper she could use to wipe the seat off with. We both said we didn't have any. She said she sooooo hated sitting directly on a public seat. Me and Barbie told her our trio was lucky because none of us was going to crap.

We flushed, washed our hands and used the electric drier to dry them. Barbie got a text from Tyrus who she said was stuck on the toilet with nothing to wipe with. She texted him back and said he was getting more profane with each message. I knew that there was a Summer Jobs handbill that I had taken off my windshield before we left campus. I ran down to the car, got it off the dash and gave it to Barbie. It was printed on the usual cheap blue paper.

Since Tyrus was the only one in the large bathroom, Barbie decided to play with him. Her first request was that he stand and show her what was in the bowl. She did and was partially impressed with the width and softness of his production.Then she asked him why he couldn't use his really old black boxers to do the wiping and then just throw them away. He got even more agitated, complained about sitting on the cold seat longer than necessary when Barbie teased him about the small size of his organ and how he was going to tear the handbill up into pieces to do the job. He lurched from his seat, grabbed it from her hand, and ripped it into four or five pieces. Then he seated himself again for the wipe.

As Barbie came out laughing, she found us in the doorway observing the whole thing. Morgan said she felt sorry for how Barbie embarrassed him. As for me, I just wanted to get back on the road again as soon as possible. We made two other stops on our way back home. Either all used up or stolen--there was no toilet paper available. I guess that can happen in a pandemic.


Nobody

Near-Accidents

It's been a moment since I've posted here, so I figured I'd tell a couple stories that happened just over a month ago. I wanted to post sooner, but I ended up sick (part of the story) and then ultimately forgot about it.

A bit over a month ago, I was in my bedroom doing I forget what. Probably had just woken up. There was something I wanted to do, but I had to get to a toilet very soon. I grabbed the small number of items I needed to do the thing and headed to the bathroom. It didn't take me but a couple of seconds to find and grab the stuff. I got to the bathroom and sat the supplies down on the sink. I felt my back side starting to relax to release the load as I did, and I just about let it happen. I focused my energy on making it not happen. If it hadn't been diarrhea, I would have let it. Once I regained full control, I dropped my stuff and locked the door. As I started hobbling my way to the toilet, just two feet over, if even, I felt my load starting to make its way between my cheeks. Again, I refocused and regained control. It was all I could do to stop myself from filling my pants. Once I was clear again, I made the last half step to the toilet and dropped trough at the same time. I plopped my butt down and released a lot of smelly brown liquid. The bathroom smelled so bad that I chose to not do the thing while I was in there. I had a similar experience either the previous day or the next.

Just a week or so later, I was in bed asleep. I woke up at some point early morning (didn't check the time) and I needed to pee. It wasn't a very strong urge, but I knew it wouldn't be fun to try and hold it until when I normally would wake up. So I hopped out of bed and opened my door and looked towards the bathroom. The door was closed and the light was on and I saw shadows moving underneath the door. I knew it was occupied. If I had been the urge got a little stronger and I considered putting on a sacrificial pair of pants to pee in, should the urge get too strong to handle. Instead, I layed back down to wait. The urge eased a little and next thing I know, I'm waking up again. I didn't realize it yet, or I would have checked the bathroom again to see if it was clear. Instead, I layed there a moment and then I'm waking up yet again. I realize it this time (and I realized I had fallen asleep previously too). I hopped up and checked and the bathroom was clear. I rush in and start peeing. I couldn't get too strong of a stream going, but I peed for like a minute and a half. I still wasn't done, but I needed to rest my muscles a moment. I started peeing again and it took another half minute or so and I had to rest again. The next round took more like 10 seconds and I just gave up after that. I still wasn't finished, but I was mentally ready to leave. I went back to bed and slept a while longer.

When I woke up, my legs and hips and back and head hurt. I'm pretty sure I ended up with the flu for the following week and a half, but that story is off topic from here.


MyFakeName

Coronavirus shopping accident

Not sharing my real name, obviously, lol. I'm a 35 yr old mother of one in the USA where things have gone a little crazy with coronavirus prepping and quarantines and stuff. Saturday we had an early appointment so we went out for a quick breakfast and then to the appointment and then needed to go shopping. I normally have my daily BM in the mid-morning after coffee and breakfast but don't like pooping in public bathrooms. That was problem number one. Then everyone else was trying to shop at the same time so everywhere was packed like black friday or worse, so it was taking forever. Problem two. Then the first place we went was out of things we needed so we had to go to another place and then another. So its almost lunch time and i've been holding it for hours and was really desperate to pee and poop. I wanted to wait until we got home, but by the time we were about ready to go check out from store #3 (Target) i was feeling close to losing it. I had to stop walking and cross my legs to keep the poop from coming out and pretended to read ingredients on a box to hide it until it passed. When we got up to the check out the lines were all huge and slow and i waited for a few minutes but then it was so bad i lost a spurt of pee and knew i had to go now. I told my hubby to stay and hurried towards the bathrooms, clenching for all i was worth. I lost a little more pee as i got close and felt a trickle down my left thigh in my jeggings (leggings like denim jeans). I was starting to turtle head when i made it to the ladies room. there was another woman waiting for a stall and i got in line behind her and crossed my legs and tried to act normal. someone flushed and came out and the other lady went in. finished lady started washing her hands behind me. i lost a big spurt of pee and felt it spread and looked down and could see the dark patch on my crotch and upper thighs. another lady flushed and finally opened the stall and i started to push past her while she was coming out and apologized and tried to get the door shut and locked when i felt my body give up suddenly and i couldn't stop from pushing. the poop was mostly solid at least but came out very fast and filled my panties in no time, followed by the full flood of my pee all down my legs to the floor. I just stood there in shock. It felt like forever but really was less than a minute. I carefully pulled down my jeggings and then my panties - full briefs thank god - and dumped the orange sized poop into the toilet. It took a while to finish wiping off. But then i can't put the panties or jeggings back on and just walk out of the store. i texted my husband to get me new panties and pants or leggings. he asked why. i said why do you think? i didn't make it in time. so i sat there for like 20 minutes until a strange female voice asked if MyFakeName was in here? i said yes and she held a bag under the stall door and said my husband asked her to bring these to me. Great. I said thanks and put on the new stuff and shoved the soiled clothes into the bag and walked out. at least our child was not with us, that woudl have been more embarrassing, i think. bad enough as it was. thanks.


Cara

Old memory

I Was thinking back to the first time I was ever constipated that I remember. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I don't remember how long it was since I'd been to the bathroom, but I remember finishing spaghetti dinner with my family one night and feeling one of the worst stomach aches I can remember having. I knew instantly that I needed to use the bathroom, so I excused myself from the table and made my way to the bathroom that is right in our kitchen. I could hear my parents cleaning up dinner as I sat on the toilet and began to push. My stomach churned, cramped and rumbled, but no matter how hard I pushed, nothing happened. I tried sitting forward, I tried leaning back, I tried rocking back and forth. I squeezed while holding the toilet seat and while bracing myself on the wall, but nothing could get more than some gas out and my stomach was only starting to hurt more and more. After about five minutes of no result, I was able to pass some gas. I felt a little bit better, so I thought that might be it, so I stood up, but my stomach cramped worse than I had ever felt in my life, forcing me back onto the toilet. I groaned out in pain, doubling over, holding my stomach. I was frustrated and fighting back tears as my mom knocked on the door from the kitchen asking if I was okay. I moaned out that I had a stomach ache and that I couldn't get it out. My mom asked if she could come in and I said yes. When my mom saw me doubled over on the toilet sweating and shaking she sighed and said "Aw, Cara". I cried "my stomach hurts really bad, I think I ate too much", she looked like she was trying not to laugh. She called to my dad to get a footstool from the upstairs bathroom and knelt by me. She said "this happens to everyone sometimes, it's no fun, but you'll be okay". She instructed me to relax and showed me how to rub my ????. My dad arrived with a footstool and had me put my feet on it, which actually made my stomach feel better. My mom said "now you just need to relax until you feel like you're ready to push. Don't rush it, just take your time". I nodded and continued to massage my ???? like she showed me. My stomach rumbled and I winced. My mom started to rub my back and I started to squeeze. For the next several minutes she and my dad sat there while I squeezed out a massive log. They both tried to help as much as they could. Finally, after what feel like ages, I heard the poop thud into the toilet. "Good!" My parents yelled, "I'm not done yet", I replied. I waited again like my mom told me, rubbing my belly until I felt ready to push again. A few minutes later and I squeezed out some sticky, stringy pieces of poo. Each plopped into the water one after the other. After about six plops, I started to pee. I finally said "I think that's it, I feel better now". My parents were enthusiastic. They left me to wipe on my own. When I was done, I took a look at what I had made. The big log blocked up the whole toilet, I couldn't see where it started as it went straight down the hole and stuck right up out of the water at the front of the bowl. Around it, blobs of light colored poop floated in the water. I tried to flush but nothing happened. A second time, still nothing. I called my parents again. They marveled at the massive log. My dad said he would take care of it, so I left and went up to my room. To this day, I have no idea how he disposed of it.


Tlana

Long drive back home

Because my college shut down for spring break, me and three others from my state made the long drive home. We shared the driving responsibilities on the interstate and outside of hourly bathroom breaks, we did our nine hour drive largely overnight. And because we were so busy with our schoolwork, we didn't know about the pandemic happening until we used social media during the drive.

So we stopped at our first rest area just about sundown. Tyrus, who is an athlete and who drove the first leg, made the call for the stop. Barbie, whom he has dated on and off, called out his evening "dump." She admitted she had to pee but was holding it because she didn't want to be singled out. Tyrus parked behind several long trucks and didn't lose any time leading the way to the bathroom building. Barbie, Morgan and I were together walking up the sidewalk, when Tyrus came running down to us and said there's no F*****' toilet paper in the whole room.
"You're going to have to hold it, hon" Barbie said, as we started walking away from him to the ladies side entrance.

Barbie whispered to me that she was going to bring him some toilet paper, but that she wanted to see him sweat first. Me and Morgan took adjacent toilets and I was seated and peeing a river before she dropped her jeans to the floor and took her seat. She asked me and Barbie to lend her toilet paper she could use to wipe the seat off with. We both said we didn't have any. She said she sooooo hated sitting directly on a public seat. Me and Barbie told her our trio was lucky because none of us was going to crap.

We flushed, washed our hands and used the electric drier to dry them. Barbie got a text from Tyrus who she said was stuck on the toilet with nothing to wipe with. She texted him back and said he was getting more profane with each message. I knew that there was a Summer Jobs handbill that I had taken off my windshield before we left campus. I ran down to the car, got it off the dash and gave it to Barbie. It was printed on the usual cheap blue paper.

Since Tyrus was the only one in the large bathroom, Barbie decided to play with him. Her first request was that he stand and show her what was in the bowl. She did and was partially impressed with the width and softness of his production.Then she asked him why he couldn't use his really old black boxers to do the wiping and then just throw them away. He got even more agitated, complained about sitting on the cold seat longer than necessary when Barbie teased him about the small size of his organ and how he was going to tear the handbill up into pieces to do the job. He lurched from his seat, grabbed it from her hand, and ripped it into four or five pieces. Then he seated himself again for the wipe.

As Barbie came out laughing, she found us in the doorway observing the whole thing. Morgan said she felt sorry for how Barbie embarrassed him. As for me, I just wanted to get back on the road again as soon as possible. We made two other stops on our way back home. Either all used up or stolen--there was no toilet paper available. I guess that can happen in a pandemic.


Nickel

Solution for shorage of toilet paper

As many of you know toilet paper is hard to get. The price went up also. A bundle or a box I was pricing it from $100 to $150 for that unit. That is high to wipe a butt and throw it away. So I decided to by at the store these cleaning rags soft towel type. they are about the size of a face cloth. and also a bucket in each bathroom. We start to use these to clean the butt and throw them in a bucket. On wash day they go into the laundry and back to the bathroom as clean to be used again. the bucket goes in the dish washer. anytime you use these it go to the bucket. The advantage is that now you have option of washing your butt or just wipe and go. So that any wash cloth that are hanging are clean and after used they go into the bucket. This will keep the bathroom sanitary clean. No more buying paper. In my case, I have two bathrooms so I buy dozen packages of these rags and put six packages in the bath room each. I think that would be enough stock on hand.


Chris and Zip, I too have used a squat. I remember being in a fancy cafe in Paris. On entering the men's room, I saw urinals as usual, plus two cubicles with a sort of raised, rather fancy squat toilet in each one. You climb up, plant your legs on two porcelain plates, squat and do your business. Sadly I didn't need to poop at that time, but later on my trip I was in a small town in the rural Loire valley, and needed a dump one morning just before our group tour bus departed. Luckily there was a public toilet close by, I went in and saw two cublcles with squats: square metal depressions in the floor with a metal plates where you place your feet. I went in, pulled my trousers down to my knees (that's the best way), aimed my willy straight down and pushed out an absolutely massive dump, three big firm logs. (I'd been constipated the whole trip til that morning). The relief, and the smell, were intense. With a squat, your shit just lies there in the air and not under the water, so the smell goes everywhere in the room. But I didn't care.


Mary

Going at concerts

Clara: Thanks for the tip about peeing at concerts. I'll go pee before the concert of course, but I'm afraid I still need to pee. After all I'll be there at least three hours before the concert starts and then the concert will last for two to three hours. And I'm afraid I can't hold it that long. Wearing a skirt and peeing under that is something I have to consider.

If anyone else has ideas about how to go at concerts I'd like to hear!


So I'm stuck at home at the moment due to everyone working from home. So no real poo stories, so thought I'd tell you a funny story from last year. I was on the bus to work and my housemate rang me. He wanted to ring me to tell me about a date he went on the previous evening. About 30 seconds into the call I heard a loud continuous noise in the background.

"Where are you?" I said.
"McDonalds" he said. "Is that a hand dryer?" "Er, yeah I'm on the toilet having a poo"

We carried on the conversation, for a bit. He then stopped me "Shhhhh! Listen!" he farted really loudly. I laughed and we carried on talking. "Aaron, this shit is ruining my asshole!" Plop plop. I heard another fart. "That wasn't me, that was the guy next to me!" He whispered. We carried on chatting. "Damn there isn't much paper!" Anyway he flushed. "I still feel dirty!" he said. He said he was going to wash his hands and hung up.

When we came home that evening, he rushed straight for the toilet. "Finally I can clean my ass" he shouted at me. From the bathroom he shouted "Damn I got shit on my best boxers!" I couldn't stop laughing!


Aaron
So I'm stuck at home at the moment due to everyone working from home. So no real poo stories, so thought I'd tell you a funny story from last year. I was on the bus to work and my housemate rang me. He wanted to ring me to tell me about a date he went on the previous evening. About 30 seconds into the call I heard a loud continuous noise in the background.

"Where are you?" I said.
"McDonalds" he said. "Is that a hand dryer?" "Er, yeah I'm on the toilet having a poo"

We carried on the conversation, for a bit. He then stopped me "Shhhhh! Listen!" he farted really loudly. I laughed and we carried on talking. "Aaron, this shit is ruining my asshole!" Plop plop. I heard another fart. "That wasn't me, that was the guy next to me!" He whispered. We carried on chatting. "Damn there isn't much paper!" Anyway he flushed. "I still feel dirty!" he said. He said he was going to wash his hands and hung up.

When we came home that evening, he rushed straight for the toilet. "Finally I can clean my ass" he shouted at me. From the bathroom, he lobbed his boxers at me which


Saturday, March 21, 2020


Constiguy

I Can Survive Without Toilet Paper. !!!!

I can survive without toilet paper. ...., but not without my continence undies . I can use news paper instead and throw it in the rubbish bin etc so long as it is not down the toilet as it will block the sewer. . Without my continence undies I would be a sorry soggy mess and would spend my evenings washing the crotch of normal underwear for skid marks etc . I never thought I would say it and now I am not ashamed to say it. I would not have it any other way !!!! I note Cara's post on old memories, I need assistance now when having a BM. ( sometimes) and I need assistance wiping my bottom.


Christopher

French Squats/Wall Hungs.

Zip,Glad you liked my post.I enjoyed reading yours.I would have been happy to have been filmed using one.I have been to France more than once,but that was my only encounter.Of course using one now could be difficult for me as I suffer from Sciatica and squatting is rather painful,once you are
low down it's the getting back up again!I find a pan I do like is a wall hung one,now popular here in UK , especially in Public Toilets.I always find them clean ,well lit and ready to serve the needs of my naked butt.
And even with this Coronavirus Emergency, well stocked with toilet paper.

Chris


Constiguy

My Contribution to Toilet Paper Shortage

The toilet paper battles are still on and there is no relief in sight . Due to my neurological problems sometimes or often I have trouble wiping my bottom. I have a couple of attempts and rely on my disposable continence undies to finish the job . The positive side is that I do not use much toilet paper .


Kermit

panic buying of TP and some stories

To Eileen,

it is really strange that many people are on a run on toilet paper. While one can understand that you would need a fair amount of food at home for corona the run for TP seems unusual. corona won't result in diaria. My wife saw a woman carying a whole package of TP and asked where she got it. She said that she was working for a discounter and had reserved the package for her own. Just before chrismas or the other holidays the shopping gets very busy but this time it has knocked over the shops.

Yesterday my parents came for visiting and one of our cakes didn't work well with my moms intestines. After they left for the train to go home they came back in a hurry and with a big accident in her pants. Boy did it stink! They had planed for the last train so they had to hurry to clean the mess. We gave them a plastic bag to carry the shitted pants. Fortunately it was no infection but only the disagreement of food. Whe tossed the used towel for cleaning anyway.

Kermit


Nobody

Near-Accidents

It's been a moment since I've posted here, so I figured I'd tell a couple stories that happened just over a month ago. I wanted to post sooner, but I ended up sick (part of the story) and then ultimately forgot about it.

A bit over a month ago, I was in my bedroom doing I forget what. Probably had just woken up. There was something I wanted to do, but I had to get to a toilet very soon. I grabbed the small number of items I needed to do the thing and headed to the bathroom. It didn't take me but a couple of seconds to find and grab the stuff. I got to the bathroom and sat the supplies down on the sink. I felt my back side starting to relax to release the load as I did, and I just about let it happen. I focused my energy on making it not happen. If it hadn't been diarrhea, I would have let it. Once I regained full control, I dropped my stuff and locked the door. As I started hobbling my way to the toilet, just two feet over, if even, I felt my load starting to make its way between my cheeks. Again, I refocused and regained control. It was all I could do to stop myself from filling my pants. Once I was clear again, I made the last half step to the toilet and dropped trough at the same time. I plopped my butt down and released a lot of smelly brown liquid. The bathroom smelled so bad that I chose to not do the thing while I was in there. I had a similar experience either the previous day or the next.

Just a week or so later, I was in bed asleep. I woke up at some point early morning (didn't check the time) and I needed to pee. It wasn't a very strong urge, but I knew it wouldn't be fun to try and hold it until when I normally would wake up. So I hopped out of bed and opened my door and looked towards the bathroom. The door was closed and the light was on and I saw shadows moving underneath the door. I knew it was occupied. If I had been the urge got a little stronger and I considered putting on a sacrificial pair of pants to pee in, should the urge get too strong to handle. Instead, I layed back down to wait. The urge eased a little and next thing I know, I'm waking up again. I didn't realize it yet, or I would have checked the bathroom again to see if it was clear. Instead, I layed there a moment and then I'm waking up yet again. I realize it this time (and I realized I had fallen asleep previously too). I hopped up and checked and the bathroom was clear. I rush in and start peeing. I couldn't get too strong of a stream going, but I peed for like a minute and a half. I still wasn't done, but I needed to rest my muscles a moment. I started peeing again and it took another half minute or so and I had to rest again. The next round took more like 10 seconds and I just gave up after that. I still wasn't finished, but I was mentally ready to leave. I went back to bed and slept a while longer.

When I woke up, my legs and hips and back and head hurt. I'm pretty sure I ended up with the flu for the following week and a half, but that story is off topic from here.


MyFakeName

Coronavirus shopping accident

Not sharing my real name, obviously, lol. I'm a 35 yr old mother of one in the USA where things have gone a little crazy with coronavirus prepping and quarantines and stuff. Saturday we had an early appointment so we went out for a quick breakfast and then to the appointment and then needed to go shopping. I normally have my daily BM in the mid-morning after coffee and breakfast but don't like pooping in public bathrooms. That was problem number one. Then everyone else was trying to shop at the same time so everywhere was packed like black friday or worse, so it was taking forever. Problem two. Then the first place we went was out of things we needed so we had to go to another place and then another. So its almost lunch time and i've been holding it for hours and was really desperate to pee and poop. I wanted to wait until we got home, but by the time we were about ready to go check out from store #3 (Target) i was feeling close to losing it. I had to stop walking and cross my legs to keep the poop from coming out and pretended to read ingredients on a box to hide it until it passed. When we got up to the check out the lines were all huge and slow and i waited for a few minutes but then it was so bad i lost a spurt of pee and knew i had to go now. I told my hubby to stay and hurried towards the bathrooms, clenching for all i was worth. I lost a little more pee as i got close and felt a trickle down my left thigh in my jeggings (leggings like denim jeans). I was starting to turtle head when i made it to the ladies room. there was another woman waiting for a stall and i got in line behind her and crossed my legs and tried to act normal. someone flushed and came out and the other lady went in. finished lady started washing her hands behind me. i lost a big spurt of pee and felt it spread and looked down and could see the dark patch on my crotch and upper thighs. another lady flushed and finally opened the stall and i started to push past her while she was coming out and apologized and tried to get the door shut and locked when i felt my body give up suddenly and i couldn't stop from pushing. the poop was mostly solid at least but came out very fast and filled my panties in no time, followed by the full flood of my pee all down my legs to the floor. I just stood there in shock. It felt like forever but really was less than a minute. I carefully pulled down my jeggings and then my panties - full briefs thank god - and dumped the orange sized poop into the toilet. It took a while to finish wiping off. But then i can't put the panties or jeggings back on and just walk out of the store. i texted my husband to get me new panties and pants or leggings. he asked why. i said why do you think? i didn't make it in time. so i sat there for like 20 minutes until a strange female voice asked if MyFakeName was in here? i said yes and she held a bag under the stall door and said my husband asked her to bring these to me. Great. I said thanks and put on the new stuff and shoved the soiled clothes into the bag and walked out. at least our child was not with us, that woudl have been more embarrassing, i think. bad enough as it was. thanks.


Cara

Old memory

I Was thinking back to the first time I was ever constipated that I remember. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I don't remember how long it was since I'd been to the bathroom, but I remember finishing spaghetti dinner with my family one night and feeling one of the worst stomach aches I can remember having. I knew instantly that I needed to use the bathroom, so I excused myself from the table and made my way to the bathroom that is right in our kitchen. I could hear my parents cleaning up dinner as I sat on the toilet and began to push. My stomach churned, cramped and rumbled, but no matter how hard I pushed, nothing happened. I tried sitting forward, I tried leaning back, I tried rocking back and forth. I squeezed while holding the toilet seat and while bracing myself on the wall, but nothing could get more than some gas out and my stomach was only starting to hurt more and more. After about five minutes of no result, I was able to pass some gas. I felt a little bit better, so I thought that might be it, so I stood up, but my stomach cramped worse than I had ever felt in my life, forcing me back onto the toilet. I groaned out in pain, doubling over, holding my stomach. I was frustrated and fighting back tears as my mom knocked on the door from the kitchen asking if I was okay. I moaned out that I had a stomach ache and that I couldn't get it out. My mom asked if she could come in and I said yes. When my mom saw me doubled over on the toilet sweating and shaking she sighed and said "Aw, Cara". I cried "my stomach hurts really bad, I think I ate too much", she looked like she was trying not to laugh. She called to my dad to get a footstool from the upstairs bathroom and knelt by me. She said "this happens to everyone sometimes, it's no fun, but you'll be okay". She instructed me to relax and showed me how to rub my ????. My dad arrived with a footstool and had me put my feet on it, which actually made my stomach feel better. My mom said "now you just need to relax until you feel like you're ready to push. Don't rush it, just take your time". I nodded and continued to massage my ???? like she showed me. My stomach rumbled and I winced. My mom started to rub my back and I started to squeeze. For the next several minutes she and my dad sat there while I squeezed out a massive log. They both tried to help as much as they could. Finally, after what feel like ages, I heard the poop thud into the toilet. "Good!" My parents yelled, "I'm not done yet", I replied. I waited again like my mom told me, rubbing my belly until I felt ready to push again. A few minutes later and I squeezed out some sticky, stringy pieces of poo. Each plopped into the water one after the other. After about six plops, I started to pee. I finally said "I think that's it, I feel better now". My parents were enthusiastic. They left me to wipe on my own. When I was done, I took a look at what I had made. The big log blocked up the whole toilet, I couldn't see where it started as it went straight down the hole and stuck right up out of the water at the front of the bowl. Around it, blobs of light colored poop floated in the water. I tried to flush but nothing happened. A second time, still nothing. I called my parents again. They marveled at the massive log. My dad said he would take care of it, so I left and went up to my room. To this day, I have no idea how he disposed of it.


Long time Reader

To Claire

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Curious Cody

Kids unattended in rest rooms

Me and Jeci went to a basketball game at our city's arena. We stopped for a nice dinner first and then walked to the busy arena. At half time she excused herself to use the toilet and I joked about how she has never been able to hold a couple of drinks too long. Well two restrooms were packed and she went to a third on another level which had toilets available. She was on the toilet, underwear down and peeing away when suddenly a boy about 4 or 5 was standing on the seat of the toilet next to hers with his chin at the top of the cubicle. He was directly looking down on her as she peed away. When she first saw the toilet panel moving and shaking she thought that was from the alcohol, then she heard a sniffle or two and looked up as he was peering down on her.

She yelled out something, swung toward him, apparently jumped up and spilled onto the seat and her underwear. The commotion she caused brought his mother over to her, who somewhat apologized, but said she's trying to get him to behave himself while she, as a single mom, has to use the bathroom. She said she takes him into a toilet stall, locks him in, then when she's done, she comes and gets him. She said she was 4 days constipated and needed a break. Jeci threatened to go to security and that caused the lady to become much more understanding.

When Jeci got back to our seats she was still upset that a boy who the mom said was two months shy of 6 was in the ladies room and without supervision. I agree with Jeci, but told her different parents see things differently. Example, some 15 years ago I was ready to turn 8 and my mom, when she and I were out together, would still take me into the ladies room. I would continually protest, especially when I had one of my friends with me, but it didn't do any good. She believed that because of security and hygiene, she was doing the right thing. Luckily my dad finally stepped in and convinced her she was wrong. Jeci still thinks it was weird that mom was continuing allowed to get away with that.


Paul S.

A couple of Past Poop Accidents.

Pooped my Pants in Forbes Forest

I had this Job Fresh out of College. I was about 31 or so at the time. I was doing Construction Inspection in. They were building a Small Bridge in the Forbes Forest right behind Seven Springs (Two Construction Laborers with a Superintendent that would come by every once in a while). I would drive to and from my house every day (about 1 ˝ hours both to and from). It was early in the Morning (After I had just eaten 2 Hardees Breakfast Sandwiches and Coffee). I was at the site and I realized that I had to go to the Bathroom. One of the Workers was using the Porto-John. I had to Go! I got in my Car and started driving up the Dirt Road and towards to a nearby Resort. where I knew they had a toilet. On my way up the hill I got a Sudden Big Time Urge. There was no controlling it - I just Totally Pooped in my Pants! Being an hour and a half from my House and Since there was Concrete coming later that day - Going home was no option. I said to myself I better go somewhere and buy new pants! My gas tank was close to E. At the top of the Hill - The Superintendent was driving my way and going to the site. I tried to just wave at him, but (LOL) of course he motioned for me to stop - He had something he wanted to speak to me about. I don't even know were I said that I was going, but I had my Windows rolled down. I Stunk To High Heaven!! I knew that he knew, but I didn't say anything. (Was embarrassed of Course)!
I went in a Small Country store by the busy Gas Station and asked to use their bathroom. I still really didn't totally know what to do at this point. I went up to that same Cashier and Sheepishly told her that I had had an Accident in my Pants. She was about my age and told me that she had Chron's and that summer she was at a Festival and Completely Messed in her Shorts, and she told me that she completely understood my situation. She told me that I would probably be needing a Shower and gave me a great Idea after I told her my situation about being at work. She told me to go to a local camp ground and ask if I could use their shower (after I bought a new pair of Pants of course). No Phone GPS back then - I had to drive clear to Somerset to find a Store. I went into a small Thrift Store and all they had in my size was a pair of White Pants (I had worn Black ones that day). I then went to the Campground explained myself, and they were very nice and let me use their Shower. I think I slipped them $10 or something when I left for letting me use their Shower - but they wouldn't let me give them any more money than that.
I had started driving back to the site and planned to act as if nothing had ever happened. The first thing that they asked me is why are you wearing white pants because when you left here you were wearing black ones! I was Cole Busted! At that point I told them the whole thing and what had happened. They Razzed me Lightheartedly for about an hour and of course I went along with it and tried to laugh with them. After that they never mentioned it again and it wasn't brought up. So that's my Poop Story. Unfortunately for me that wasn't the first time and it definitely wasn't the last.
Moral of the Story - Sometimes in Life BM's come at you like this! And if you don't find a Bathroom soon, well then you'll be going to find a place to clean up just like me.

Story # 2 (Accident after Swim Meet)
One time when I was a Senior in Highschool I was on the Swim team. It was a Saturday Event Invitational. The Event went on all Morning and on the way back we had stopped at McDonalds to grab something to eat. I Ate three Big Macs. On the way back we were almost at the School and suddenly I couldn't even hold in my own Poo! I Pooped in my Speedo's (Tight Swim Briefs) and my Sweats sitting right there in my seat. When we got off the Bus everyone (It was expected) to help with the Swim Lane Ropes. I had to tell the Coach what happened and asked if I could be excused to go home. She said Yes. A few people made some Snide Comments, but the Coach told them to Just Grow Up! When I started to walk home, I did the rest in my Pants. A few Blocks later 2 Girls from my Swim Team drove by and offered me a Ride Home. They said that they knew what I did and not to worry. They put some carboard down in the back seat. They told me not to even worry about it and not let it bother me, They said that if people said anything about it to me, just say yeah I did it (it was an accident) and totally shrug it off like it was no biggie. I went in to my house and told my Mom that I Pooped in my Pants when I was on the bus - she told me not to worry and give her the Swim Trunks to put in the Wash, so I did.
The next day at school, I took the girls advice and did just that. A guy that sat right behind me and was on my Swim Team ask me what happened, and so I just told him that I had an accident and Pooped in my Pants. No real teasing from that one unlike the one in Eighth Grade (See Posts a few pages back). The very next away Swim Meet when we had all gotten on the bus, The Coach said to me - That our team wanted to know if I had used the bathroom before we left, so she could tell the bus driver to Go. I kind of just chuckled and gave her the Thumbs Up. A small price to Pay - I had already gotten over it and was just Prepping in my mind about my Next Event (The 100 Meter Butterfly) my favorite Event which I had become pretty good at. At the End of the Swim Season - I tried to turn my Swim Trunks in and the Coach told me - no you can just keep them (Pretty Dang Funny)!


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Taylor T great set of stories it sounds you guys had some good poops.

To: Elphaba great story.

To: Mina great story it sounds like Kazuko had a really good poop I bet she felt could afterwards and I look forward to you next post thanks.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Tuesday, March 18, 2020


I recently hung out with a friend who flushes food waste down the toilet, namely leftover cereal. I'd never heard of anyone using the toilet for more than pee, poop and occasionally puke before, it struck me as very odd and interesting. Does anyone else here do this?


Simmee

Sledding with Maddie

Earlier on Page 2805 I wrote about my first babysitting sledding experience of the season. Maddie's 5 and a kindergarten student who I adore. She's sweet, inquisitive and fun-loving in the right way. Another person from her apartment building Nicholas, who is three years older is a handful, spiteful and I think hates girls. For example, the last snow day I had the two we went to the park sledding together. While I was in the women's room, on the toilet taking my daily crap, he heaved a snowball into the room. It hit me at the time, right in the crotch, as I was releasing my crap and caused me to mess in my underwear and over the front of the toilet.
Nicholas' dad took his side and said I don't know how to effectively manage him. I guess he fired me, but like my parents say that's probably good because they say he's probably going to end up in jail anyway.

Maddie seems to enjoy using new and different toilets like those offered when we're out. At McDonalds for lunch the family bathroom had a cute little half high tots toilet next to the main one. Maddie wouldn't consider the tot one, instead using the adult one. She peed sitting absolutely still and then used the last piece of toilet paper on the roll. What surprised me when we got out to pick up our food, she nicely told the cashier that she had used the last of the TP. Strangely, my civics teacher has stressed that kind of responsibility in our class. However, I did find she gets spooked by the auto-flushers in some of the new buildings. At a Disney program at the muni her underside got drenched. She was having a difficult time moving a big turd and she was moving her legs too fast to get it out. She was embarrassed and cried. Now I carry a small post-it note in my purse that I can put over the sensor light. It has helped me out too.


Jt

Embarrassing moment

I was having to travel for work couple days ago I had to leave early in the morning. So I got up had breakfast coffee my usual left the house around 6 am. Well about a hour into my trip my stomach started cramping bad i knew i was going to have to stop i knew there was a small station ahead i stopped at before. They have 2 single restrooms in the back right next to each other. I finally get there i was almost shitting myself i run in hoping to hell the men's was free and it was no fan no nothing to dampen the noise I was desperate I exploded for 2 minutes it was very loud i was signing with relief i sat there few more minutes when i heard someone unrolling tp from the ladies room I was so embarrassed they just heard me blowup the men's rooms as I was leaving I got a coke and snack the lady at the register checked me out and said sounds like you feel a lot better and I was like ohh yea sorry that was almost in my pants she just laughed and said it's ok I was pooping too.


Zip

Those French Squats! - Christopher

Hey Christopher! Nice story about using a French squat toilet for the first time. Interesting that the young lady came in to hand to paper. That was quite nice of her.

I visited France several years ago and was telling my traveling partners that I really needed to find one of those squat toilets because I wanted to try it out. One day while sightseeing, we came upon one. I went in, pulled down my trousers and briefs to my ankles and squatted. I realized they would probably be better just above my knees and so I stood up and readjusted, then squatted again and took care of business. I finished up and told my partners about it and they were all "ugh!"

Another day I had the opportunity to use another squat toilet and this time I took a pic of myself using it. A friend back home had mentioned these squat toilets so I sent him the pic. He responded back that he was surprised by the pic, but he liked it! It was a pretty tame pic, and although none of my junk is visible, you do see my orange jockey underwear and bare butt and legs from the side. After that visit, I ended up getting a squatty potty, which is a stool you prop your feet up onto when having a bowel movement. I'd like to go back and use one again!


Sunday, March 15, 2020


Ashleigh

hi

hi i wanted to share that a coin on tails means a mess or a unflushed tiolet for the person coming in.


Sherryl

To Sheelee

I would say absolutely introduce her to squatting outdoors. I do it quite often and actually prefer it. Just ease her in to it and show her by example what you know. I introduced my nieces to it and they are so glad that I did. I've also gotten similar results with some of my girlfriends and now we all poop n pee outside together whenever we are doing outdoor activities. As I'm writing this in fact I'm popping a squat and pooping in my backyard right now. It's a nice day outside and I'm working from home today. Hope this helps and I wish you all the best with this.


Anon

@Sheelee

Everyone should know how to go outdoors. Life sometimes happens and if you're going to engage in backcountry recreation it's an absolute essential. I have been as much as 5 hours from the closest toilet.


Taylor T

Few Stories

Hey guys, today I'm back again to share a few more stories. A few are old but a couple are new. My first story happened last night at my Uncle's house. My uncle turned 50 so most of the family came over to celebrate. It was a bit of an odd night since it was a Tuesday but the night was good. My cousins Hayden who is 11 and Katelyn who is 15 and I all hung out in the basement and their house was really nice and big so the basement was finished and everything. This was after we had cake and ate so me and my cousins were all just laying on the couch in the basement and I ended up having to take a poop as usual. I told them I was gonna go to the bathroom, I got up off the couch and walked over to the bathroom. It was a half bath so when you opened the door on the right would be the toilet and the sink was behind the door. I locked the door, pushed my leggings and underwear down to about halfway between my knees and ankles and sat down and farted. I began to me and it was pretty quiet besides my pee. My pee stopped 10 seconds later and I sat there waiting for the poop to come out on it's own and I heard Hayden say "Are you okay" and Katelyn said "Yeah I just really have to poop" "Me too I have to take a big poop" "Usually I'd be quiet about it but me too like it feels huge" and they started laughing. Hayden said "Do you think she's pooping" "Oh definitely let's just wait to hear". It started to come out and a few pebbles broke off and plopped in and a big log splashed in and Katelyn said "Did you hear that" "No what was it" "A big turd dropping in the water". A few pieces shot out of my bum and sounded like plunk plunk ploop. I rolled out some toilet paper and wiped my bum which was pretty messy. I flushed and opened the door and said "Anyone need to go while I wash my hands and Hayden said "Me first", he shut the door and his red and black shorts fell to his ankles and he sat up on the toilet and I heard plunk plunk plunk and he sighed. Katelyn went a little later but I'd didn't hear her. She said it was massive and stretched her open wide though lol.

My next story happened last summer at my cousins baseball game. Hayden's baseball game was in mid July so it was very hot out. I was sweating a lot not only cause it was hot but I had to pee badly. Of course there were no toilets anywhere, I looked all around and saw a couple of porta potty's in the back by the woods. The field wasn't being used so it was empty near here. I thought I had heard some noise but I didn't make anything of it. And then I turned the corner and saw a girl sitting there. Thin girl, white, black hair, probably about 10, had white short shorts at about her knees. And she apologized and was just saying how it was stupid that there were no toilets and I looked between her legs and there was a thick long turd hanging from her and fell in with a splash and she apologized again. She let me have a go, I dropped my short shorts to my ankles and sat down, I farted as I sat and began to pee. I wiped and left.

This next one happened at the doctors a few weeks ago. I want to say this was March 6th when this happened. So I had my annual checkup and on that day I had felt a little off. I don't know why but I just was. As soon as the nurse was done with checking my heart beat and everything I asked her if I could to the bathroom. She said of course and showed me where it was. I went in and pushed my jeans and underwear around my ankles as I sat down. I began to pee and a big log poked out a little. I finished peeing and pushed and a log fell out and diarrhea exploded into the toilet. Explosion after explosion my bum was so sore and on fire. After the diarrhea a big turd crackled out and stopped and hung from my bum. It was so big that it hung out from my bum to the water, I pushed and it splashed and I made a really loud wet fart. I rolled out a ton of toilet paper and wiped and flushed.


Christopher

Poo in a French Squat

Many years ago when I was seventeen I went to France with a friend for four days.We stayed in a hotel in a Paris Suburb and went sightseeing daily.On the morning we were due to come home we left our hotel early and went off sightseeing again as we were leaving at lunchtime.I felt the need to poo real bad and told my friend Dave.He suggested we go into a working class bar and I could go there.I entered The Mens and almost froze when I saw this squat Toilet,I had by now unbelted my jeans but held them up.Just at that moment a young woman came in and handed me some toilet paper. I think it may have been outside the door when I went in, but never noticed.Of course there was no lock on this door.
She said something which I never understood,but it seemed she was saying
to take my jeans off.I kicked them off laid them on a chair,and went back to the squat.I placed my feet and pulled my pants down.I farted loudly and the comforting sound of sharp crackling followed .and then my log slid out.I was sweating,heart thumping,trembling as I grabbed my paper to wipe.
Then I tossed my paper in the bin and flushed the mechanism.Dave walked in as I pulled my pants up and he grabbed my jeans and jacket for me.
Dave told me I had grown up a lot during our trip to France.


Eileen

Panic buying

With coronavirus now classed as a pandemic people are panic buying to an extent . Toilet paper especially is high on everyone's shopping list . I think it's a good idea to always carry some toilet paper then wherever we are , at work , shopping , in a cinema or in a bar , if we need to visit the toilet we will always be sure to have enough TP for our needs . That's what I intend to do . Thanks , everyone . Eileen .


Ashleigh

hi

hey eueryone wanted to share that i used the last of the soap in the bathroom


Lorenz

Responses

Rochelle:

I loved your Ideal Poop story. I found it interesting what you said about the commercial toilet seats with the open front. And how you can use them when you sit and look down and see what is between your legs in the toilet bowl. Back when I think I was like 4 or 5 and with my dad at a public place I remember asking him about the toilet seats with the hole in front. He said it was so it would be easier for us little kids to better pee into the toilet without lifting the big seat. And I believed that. But when I got to grade school and sometimes had to crap, many times all the toilets were dripping badly toward the end of breaks. I got to think about what alternatives I had. Some of my classmates just came in and sat right down in it because our teachers were strict about time wasted. This one guy Chad was so efficient. He would wait until the last minute, then yank his jeans and underwear down and take the seat. I don't think he needed even 30 seconds on the toilet. Then he would stand, pull down some toilet paper, do kind of a funny rub up and then back wipe, and without looking at it, drop the paper on top of the crap. Then he left without flushing. I would then flush, take the now dry and warm seat and do my crap, but I was no where as efficient as him. And my dad called me out a few times when I stained my white underwear. Today, I'm a senior in high school and the open front seats remain the norm. Most of the time when I'm crapping, I sit myself back far enough so that my organ stays off the front of the bowl. Often there are pee splashes, pubic hairs and sometimes ashes from cigarettes over the front of the porcelain. Not long ago, there was a piece of a small soft turd balanced on it because I guess the user didn't sit back far enough.

Anna from Austria:

I understand what you say about gaps between metal toilet partitions and the cubicle door. Here in the U.S. there are more guys' bathrooms where the doors have been removed. In places like malls, theaters and stadiums, and oh yes, parks, its because of vandalism and other not-so-nice activities taking place. For me, my underwear never goes lower than mid-thigh.

Taylor T:

I, too, like to have a cross-stall conversation if I feel I know the person. The one with my 2nd hour math teacher went pretty well. I could tell it was him because of his nice brown, oxford-type shoes and the nice suit pants he wears.


Friday, March 13, 2020


Constiguy

Tales from Yesteryear

I recall very many years ago I was standing at the trough in a public men's toilet that serviced a large restaurant and a young lad , not much younger than me , approached the trough and just started to undo his fly and changed his mind and went into the adjacent cubicle . I heard him drop his trousers and underwear down and his bum hit the seat. A grunt and the loudest thud I did ever hear hit the water...... another grunt and another thud and then he began to pee and at that time I left. That lad needed a poo and was it huge! Just as well he upgraded from a wee to a poo...... I bet he felt a lot better. The next take was only a few years ago ..... I was driving along and the traffic a bit in the slow side..... I was on the expressway and to my left I saw a youngish woman looking both desperate and embarrassed standing in the long grass and bushes and what appeared to be her husband/ friend waiting in the car on the side of the road. Most likely she asked her driver to pull over and I am sure that it was much more than a wee. I really hope she dropped her shorts and undies ... squatted down and released her shit so as to feel liberated!!!!


Matthew

Poop Urgency Scale

This talk of perfect poops reminds me of a scale I have for urgency, which leads to the quality of the bowel movement

Urgency 1: This is constipation. You know that you have to go, but can only manage to push out a pebble or two, if that. This is very uncomfortable.

Urgency 2: In this stage, you know you need to go, but have as much time as you need to go. When you do finally go, it's a strain. You produce a rather hard, dry sausage and wiping is easy.

Urgency 3: This is the average urgency. You have to go, but it can wait until you're finished doing what you're doing--perhaps shopping or attending a meeting at work. While waiting to go, you might produce some pungent farts due to the stool percolating in your rectum. When you finally do get to the toilet, you pass a rather well formed, pretty easy to pass stool. Wiping is relatively easy--perhaps two to three passes. This is my favorite type of bowel movement.

Urgency 4: You need to go, and you have about fifteen to twenty minutes to find a loo. You might be in a meeting at work, and you might have to excuse yourself if you think the meeting will go awhile before a break. When you finally reach the toilet, you sit down and immediately release a soft, very smelly bowel movement, which is the consistency of cottage cheese. Usually these BMs include a fair amount of gas. Wiping is a chore since these BMs are quite sticky and messy. I have these bowel movements quite often.

Urgency 5: Total diarrhea. This is self-explanatory. You have seconds to reach the toilet and when you do, it's not fun.

I was in a meeting the other day and during a break, I headed to the mens room to urinate with a twenty-something colleague. As we entered the small facility (one toilet and a urinal close by), my colleague said to me, "I have to take a ferocious crap." He entered the stall, pulled down his trousers and said "Bombs away!" He let out a loud fart followed by a loud, gassy torrent of soft stool. At the end, he said, "Man I needed that!" We both laughed as I said, "I'll see you back in the meeting." He said, "Okay dude. Sorry about the smell." It was a bonding experience!


Elphaba

Comment to Anna and a few stories

Anna - in answer about to your question I myself haven't changed my habits after visiting another country. BTW I'm planning to do a trip to Salzburg in the autumn (if Coronavirus has retreated by then) and am excited about the prospect of using a tray toilet

Your question has led me to thinking about how my pooing habits have changed while I've been abroad. When I was seventeen, I went on my first and only school trip abroad. It was to Berlin as a joint languages/history trip. We stayed in a hostel with five people to a dorm room which had an en-suite. While I wasn't concerned with pooing at school this was because I used bathrooms that we on the other side of the school to the Year 10/11 field so if anybody did hear me have a poo it wouldn't be someone I had to share a lesson with. However, this wasn't the case in this dorm room and even if they couldn't hear me, they would know I had been in the bathroom for an extended period of time. Therefore, I put off having a poo for the entire three days we were there. On the last afternoon in Berlin we were given time to go out and do some shopping. While we were in KaDeWe I did think about splitting off from my group of friends and finding a bathroom but decided against it.

The other time my pooing habits have changed when abroad was when I was in New York for four days. My bowels were not used to all the greasy meals I was gorging my way through (including the restaurant where the 'I'll have what she's having' scene in When Harry Met Sally' takes place) and as a result I became massively constipated. I had tried to have a poo while I was in the Museum of the City of New York on my last day but after trying for ten minutes I have up and thought I would have to wait until I got back to England to poo. However, I became massive anxious when I was at Newark airport and it was announced my flight home got delayed due to bad weather; like always when I'm anxious within half an hour I was on the toilet emptying my bowels.
Speaking of being constipated, I think I'm getting that way at the moment as I've just been to the toilet and could only push out two tiniest pieces of poo.

However, yesterday I had a great poo. As I was having a coffee and cake in a café, I could feel my bladder start to fill up; indeed, by the time I finished my coffee I was actually quite desperate. So, marking my place in my book and putting it into my bag I got up and walked over to the single-occupancy bathroom. After locking the door and putting my bag on the floor (there was no hook to hang it from) I lifted up my denim dress and slid down my tights and navy panties. Placing my butt on the toilet seat I relaxed my bladder and wee'd for close to a minute. Then thinking I could poo, I started to push and within seconds a log had emerged from my bum and with a loud plop fell into the toilet. A second turd joined it seconds later with an equally loud plop and then a third although this plopped down more quietly. I unrolled some loo paper and after wiping twice I stood up and saw the three logs sitting side by side at the bottom of the toilet bowl before throwing the paper on top of them and flushing the toilet. I then thoroughly washed my hand and exited the bathroom to carry on my day.


Anna from Austria
This time I have a got a unusual Question to my fellow ladies

Did you ever Chance your toilet habbits for good after you have been to a foreign Country?

I personaly did it. Nothing big only a minor Detail but it is still funny to mention.

Here in Austria, the public toilets do have big gaps between the toilets or at the door if at all. If there are gaps they are not big enough to expose anything.

So I tended to pull down my pants and panties to the ancles when using the toilet.

I changed that habbit after been to the states in 2019. Due to the big gaps some american ladies Rooms have, I quckily learned that is better to pull my panties down at knee Level not to expose anything.

Another intersting difference is that most american toilets do not have a tray before the water hole. So pooping at this type of toilet is way more louder than using a toilet with a tray. We have both type of toilets in Austria, the one with the tray and the one with the hole only, but the tray toilets are more common at public places.

I considered pooping at the american toilets a bit more embarrasing than using the Austrian ones, because I was not used to make so many noisy ploops.

That's for today.

greetings from Austria

Anna


Sheelee

Squatting Outdoors

My daughter just turned 11. With spring coming on we're going to be doing outdoor activities in large parks, on walking and biking trails, and at some amusement parks when they open. In the parks and on the trails, it is hard to find bathrooms that are open. Most are locked unless there is some large, organized activity that's going to draw hundreds of people.

My Darcee is getting more frustrated all the time about having to hold her bodily needs in just because we believe in exercising and not just staying home wasting time. Two times late last summer I gave Darcee permission to continue her stride and just go in her jeans and underwear. Of her friends, she said that would have activated the riot act, but for me I saw it as the most practical solution at the time since she has had and largely outgrown harassment from other students when using her middle school bathrooms. I wrote about these last fall.

When I was a couple of years older than her, my mom showed me how to squat pee and poop. It took me a while, and with the help of one of my friends, I became pretty adept at it. This was more than 20 years ago and I still remember the demonstration I put on for my best friend Lindy when we were riding our bikes through the miles of this huge cemetery. Everything was perfect and I maintained my best balance ever. Lindy got better, with my teaching her, and was best at crapping. She was inconsistent though because she found hard craps, especially the large ones, the most difficult to push out.

I'm still considering whether to introduce Darcee to the squat.


Bianca

Constipation

I thought I'd write about my ideal constipation setting just to bring about another interesting story. I was inspired to write this, because I had an entire night filled with the spa music on my sleep machine. If I had to pass a rock hard tured, I would do so while playing my spa music. To Rochelle: I love your long, and beautiful poop story. Also, I like the poop term "loud and proud". I don't feel like writing about my poops today, because I felt they were too small. I did however, love my trumpet fart this morning. Bye!


Catherine

Responses to Rochelle and Constiguy - Ideal Poop!

Thank you both for taking time to answer that question!

Constiguy - I agree - whatever the consistency, a powerful dump can be pleasurable! I hope that you have the opportunity to enjoy these on a more regular basis!

Rochelle - While our ideal poops are different, I really appreciated you sharing. It's interesting to me that you would like to be in a bathroom with people you love and care about, while I would love to be alone! It's amazing what we consider ideal. As for the description, I do agree that forceful, even explosive diarrhea that comes in multiple waves can have a pleasant sensation. And, I do feel much better when it's over. Thank you for sharing!

I would love to hear from everyone else!

Love to all!

Catherine!


Catherine

Super-Long Poop

Hi Toiletstool Friends!

Yesterday evening after supper I excused myself for my evening bowel movement. As you know, I'm a pretty healthy pooper, and it is not unusual for me to have large bowel movements. However, for whatever reason, this one was huge! It came out in one good push, medium speed. It appeared over one inch thick, but was, and I kid you not, two feet long! I keep a small tape measure in the bathroom drawer just for purposes such as this. And it measured two feet in length! I could not flush it.

Of course, I had to show Alan! And he was impressed!

It was a nice treat to end a long day!

Love to all!

Catherine!


Mina[ppe]

73 turds from one beautiful bottom!

Sorry everyone, I have been bad bad girl, never post. Catherine you have big problem! I hope other Catherine put extra letter after her name. Rochelle your post is so lovely!!! I translated for friend and they all said Aaaaaa many times!! Kazuko says she wants to share your open loo, she will do and do and do for very long time with huge volume so you satisfy.

Actually day after my birthday party, it was 29 February (my birthday is 27) Kazuko did 73 turds in beige loo! But before you excite like mad, I have to tell you they were small turds, so total produce was size of large melon, that is usual for Kazu.

She said to us, "I think my motion very soft. I don't want! It will be finish very short time, I want to be long time!" with crying voice. We said her, "sit on loo and try to go very slowly." So she sat on loo.

Turds came out slow speed. After 6, I began count, shape of turds tell me that she going to do many many. Not so big turds, biggest one maybe 10 centimetres of long and 2 centimetres of wide, but most of turds much smaller, about 4 centimetres or less, and one centimetre. She did very slowly even they were soft, so about 4 minutes, but then she said, "I finish too soon!" We said her, "Stay on loo and relax. After few minutes, maybe more come out. Maybe you do a diarrhoea." So she stay. I caress her hair. She dropped 67 turds into loo and they were big smell which is her usual smell.

Hisae and Maho at door say sweet things to her in little voice. "Kazu you sit there so beautiful style." etc.

Suddenly Kazu said, "More come out!" with happy voice. She domed out her beautiful bottom, and dropped 4 small turds slow speed. Then she breathed hard many times, and after about one minute, two more turds. Last one shoot out like bullet so she felt it is last one and she said, so I pushed washlet button for her. Then we all dried her with slow careful warm movement, and she whimpered a lots. Off course we all looked in loo and saw her big brown melon. "Kazu it is beautiful!!" we all say.

After she put on cloths and went out of loo, she hugged all of us long time each one with crying, and gave us all kisses on top of head, so I caressed her bottom to show my love. Then I went to loo with Hisae next me, and then Maho with Kazu next her, but it was our usual, so I don't give detail this time, you will be bore.

But I post again soon. I hope everyone is well and non problem with coronavirus. It is big problem! Almost days, we are telework all of us. Please be careful, wash hands well and try not to go place with many people. WE are very worry about everyone this site.

Love to everyone.

Your very own Minappe, and Maholin and Kazu and Chae.

P.S. Rochelle please give us more your story! We want to read. And everyone else too.


Christopher

Shit near the Station

One day last summer I went to visit a relative in Hospital.As I walked out
of the station behind a lot of other people I noticed a Teenage Lad come down a Footpath from the main road to the station.When he got to the bottom he went into some long grass ,unbelted his jeans and pulled his
pants down.He certainly wasn't shy,he squatted for a couple of minutes then pulled everything back up again ,no wiping.When I returned a couple
of hours later I made a point of looking.There was a lovely turd laying
there,probably 9 inches long by2 inches and perfectly smooth, now covered with flies.
It was a very hot and sultry evening so having arrived home I needed a
shower and as I took my underwear off they were the same style, pattern
and colour that he was wearing.

Chris


Constiguy

Toilet Paper Shortage Hits New Heights

Due to the panic buying of toilet paper in Australia it is very difficult to get a roll. Two ladies are due to face court because they attacked two shop assistants who tried to limit their purchases . A full scale fight ensued and although it is inappropriate all parties could well and truly fight. I went to the corner store this morning and a young lady was walking out very happy and victorious as she had acquired two rolls. I was able to do a deal on four rolls and added two to my toilet paper warehouse and gave one each to the staff.


tim

Stool Sample Struggle

Hello all, hope everyone is doing okay

These past few months I've been having horrible stomach pains as well as more severe constipation and diarrhea, and after visiting a doctor I was told I need to send a stool sample. My fear was then getting the sample to the doctor quickly, but I knew with my problems that might be difficult. I ate a lot of food and took a lot of fiber the day/night before so it would be easier the next morning.

The next morning, I woke up and ate a big breakfast. I really wanted to get the sample that day, so I was determined to go. I got to the toilet, and got the sample collector ready and squatted on the seat (I would've loved some encouragement/ support for this one) I pushed but got nothing out, but felt a large load that wanted to come. I knew I'd have to dig deep for this one. I pushed harder, and felt like my sample was close to poking out. I took a deep breath, and pushed even harder, and I got a very large load out. It was about 10 inches long and 2-3 inches thick. I was so relieved to get my sample.

I hope everyone has been able to poop. If not, share your struggles so I can help/push with you lol.

Take care,
Tim


Wednesday, March 11, 2020


Taylor

To Catherine

A courtesy/modesty pee is peeing through your underwear (or other clothing) when peeing outside to preserve your modesty.


Clara

When I was very young

Hi Catherine, thank you for the advice. Well I should drink enough with around 3-liter water every day. It maybe true that I could eat more vegetables.
Sarah I had kind of such a situation. I was 5 or 6 and I was in the car with my mum. It was a hot summer and we were coming back from the local swimming pool. In the middle of the drive I told her I needed to pee. I went before we left, but I drank a lot that day. She said she would hurry. We were in our town and had maybe 5 to 10 min to drive. Something I could have hold, but the traffic was closed. There was a car crash or something and the traffic got jammed. After 15 minutes I told mum it got urgent. She told me to grab a dry towel from our bag and fold it, so I could place it under me. Then she told me, that it was ok if I would have an accident and pee my pants. I hold longer and longer, now around 30 minutes. I wanted to use the toilet at home, but my bladder got so full. I squirmed and pressed my hands in my crotch. My mum said it was ok if I couldn't hold it, but I tried to. After some time, it was to much and I lost the struggle, I started to cry when my panties got wet and warm and then my pants. It was relaxing, but I felt bad. After I was done we needed to wait longer. I was so glad when were got home.
Mary: I never were on a concert, but maybe you can pee before the concert, or if you dare, that is something I was told, wear a skirt and pee under that, although it may not be very pleasant. Sadly I have no other idea.


Rochelle

Re: My ideal poop

Catherine,
What a great idea! I must admit my ideal poop would be somewhat different, though very exciting!
I also love a super strong need to poop. I would turn my back to my beautiful black toilet, lower my pants and undies to my ankles and plop my butt on a very comfortable contoured seat. I love the commercial open front seats too because it makes it easier to look between my legs and wipe.
Upon seating myself, I would explode with a powerful, loud blast of diarrhea. It would not be straight liquid, and it would not burn, but the poop itself would be a very comfortable sensation to my rectum. I really like the feeling of a loud, powerful, gloppy diarrhea blast. it's really the whole vibrating sensation in my hole that is so pleasurable to me! A combination of wet poop and powerful, loud gas is best, the kind that really rings inside the toilet bowl! So satisfying!
I would experience at least 4 good waves of power poop, perhaps a few minutes apart with rests in between to relish the beautiful relief, and look at my beautiful body in the full length mirror beside me!
When I felt done, I would remain comfortably seated while I reach back to flush the huge bowl full of poop under me. I would watch between my legs as it swirls and disappears beneath me.
I now reach for my soft toilet paper and wipe my butt, reaching between my legs and wiping front to back. It would probably require 4-5 good wipes. I wipe on my front and then I flush again. I feel truly like a new woman again, what a treat it was to enjoy such a wonderful poop!
I pull up my cloths and look forward to the next trip to my favorite place to sit! I would poop like this 4 times a day. Maybe more If I could!
Now there are still a few things I'm undecided on. I love the woods and I love to camp. I would love to have a kind of outdoor bathroom, with no walls just a short walk away from my house, surrounded by deep forest. I Would walk out to my outdoor bath which would consist of a toilet, sink, and shower all freestanding. I would love to sit on my toilet out in the open and listen to the birds, feel the breeze blow by my bare butt, and feel like I am literally living in the woods! I would love that. I love pooping in park restrooms because they often have open windows. It's very unique to feel the breeze and it will even swirl in the toilet bowl beneath me and tickle my bare butt cheeks!
But I can think of another situation that I would really love. I would love a public bathroom of perhaps 6 toilets, 3 on 3 facing each other. Open toilets with no stalls. I would take a middle toilet and enjoy my turbo diarrhea dump! Across from me, My mother would come in with her normal 4 times a day, which is often very loud and messy! Next would be my 2 sisters, joining on each side of my mother in front of me. They are healthy log droppers, we have always been "loud and proud" of our dumps!
To my left and right would be a couple of my close girl friends and good poop buddies. Haylee, lays big logs and she can inch a solid turd out of her anus for 10 minutes! She is very relaxed, and she really loves inching her poop out slowly.
On my right would be my good poop buddy Amy. Amy is not overly fat, but a large woman overall and she tends to be a plopper. Her loads are large, with many plops and splashes going on beneath her.
We all absolutely love our poops and I've pooped with all of them at some point. My sisters and I shared the bathroom countless times growing up, one in the tub, one on the toilet and such.
I would love to add more friends and toilets to this "party poop", lol! I just really love sharing toilet time with friends! It's so special.

Well, I'll call it for now. Sorry I've been gone so long! I love this site but my inspiration for typing comes and goes.

Enjoy your poops everybody!
Rochelle


Bianca

Stuck

Hi everyone. Despite the fact my poop yesterday was easy to pass as usual, it was shaped in a way it got temporarily stuck on the way down. About 3 seconds later, water rushed ahead of the poop, and sucked it down. To whoever posted about there friend Colin, great story. I'm glad he didn't pee in the pool. When I was very young, I addmit to peeing in the bath sometimes among other strange things such as dunking cups to produce bubbles. Dunking cups was way better than smelling my bath farts. I'm sure you all know what I mean. Bye!


Catherine

So Embarrassed!

Hi Toiletstool!

I miss many of our "regular" posters and hope that our gang is not dealing with widespread constipation!!! Haha! (That's a bad attempt at toilet humor!)

First, it looks like there's another Catherine here. I did not ask the question about modest pee. However, welcome to the forum! I'm not certain about the term either.

Second, yesterday at work I had some really bad gas. It was my usual loud, but this time it smelled awful. We tried a new dish Wednesday night, but the ingredients were no different than anything we normally eat. So, I don't know. It was mid morning and we had a lot of prescriptions to fill. Also, I always speak to my customers. In a small town, the line between profession and personal is always blurred. So, I try to ask how people are doing and take time to explain their prescriptions to them if I know that it's a new medication, or if my customers are on several meds. So, it was one of those mornings where I couldn't just excuses myself to the restroom to pass gas.

I could feel it building up in my rectum as well as my colon, making me feel very uncomfortable. Right before my lunch break, the customers thinned out, but we were backed up on prescriptions. So, I tried with all my might to hold the fart back.

It failed. It was almost like some of the stories that I've read about people peeing and pooping in their pants while in public. There was an instant that seemed like eternity when I realized I could not hold this fart any longer. And, it happened. It was loud, long, hot and smelled gross. And, I lost it. I started crying. I'm there, in front of my co-workers and am a mess with tears. It was humiliating. I do not like showing my emotions. But I could not stop the fart or the tears.

My techs, who I love dearly and have a good relationship with, got me calmed down and said that it was OK. I'm just so embarrassed that I did that.

Life happens, and so do farts, and sometimes when we least expect them. Can anyone relate?

Love,

Catherine!


End Stall Em

My grandma and courtesy and modesty peeing

I'm very close to my grandma, who is well traveled and a very accomplished woman and still active in her late 80s. We often travel together during the summers and she's a wealth of knowledge.

Several years ago, back when I think I was starting middle school and complaining about using busy and dirty public bathrooms away from home, she explained that back in the 1940s and into the '60s pay toilets were the norm. There was huge lock and latch outside the toilet cubicle door. You would put a nickel or dime in, twist the latch, and an occupied sign, often in red metal, would show as you closed the door from the inside and sat and did your thing. If there was a line of toilets, some businesses or buildings would offer one non-pay toilet for those who didn't have the money or the right change. She called this the "courtesy pee."

Grams told me about how some kids would crawl under the stall door and while they were sitting and doing their thing, a paying customer would come running in, insert the coin and give them a surprise. Also, some would pee, hold the door open for friends and perhaps 6 or 7 would be allowed to pee for free. Grams called the "free-loading" but she said that was the norm in other areas of life too.

Once when grams and I were doing a campout overnight in a state park, she showed me how to "modesty" pee. She had a dress on, sat on a rather rugged log that had once been a tree, and she spread her legs wide and with her dress covering her privates she did a full pee that she called a "modesty" pee. Before I turned in that night, I went outside our tent, seated myself on the log but I didn't have a dress to cover my privates, just shorts. For a 5 minute sit I could only get a couple of trickles. And from the bark I got a few abrasions on my butt. Then I got grams to walk me to the visitors building where I sat for my normal pee.

She said children and people with emergencies (read: ready to burst) would often take the "courtesy pee" option. These toilets were often more messed up, unflushed and not the cleanest. Her mother was adamant that she was not to use one. But if her mother was immediately available in the bathroom, grams would pocket the coin she was given and then use it later for candy and other stuff. That's how she and a couple of her friends saved up for a pack of Camels they once sampled.
Each smoked a cigarette and gave the remainder of the pack away.


Taylor T

Petco

Hey everyone! I have a story to share, it's short, but I'll add more detail to make it a little longer. So the other day I took my moms Infiniti QX30 and brought my dog to Petco to get groomed and bathed and it was about 25 minutes away. I was a little worried about driving on the highway but it ended up being fine. I brought her in and saw a sophomore from my school working there we said hi to each other and talked for a little bit. I thought her name was Hailey, she's mixed race with black hair and a really nice ass, it was small but really big especially in her gray and black leggings. I got my dog checked in and it was gonna take about 2 hours. I walked around for a little looking at all the dog food and started to get the usual urge and within probably 3 seconds I had to take a massive poop and it was hitting my back door hard. I went into the bathroom and there were two stalls and it was relatively clean. I got into the first stall and pushed my dark jeans and green underwear to my knees and sat down and a big turd slid right out easily a foot long and 3 inches wide and I just started peeing and farting from there. The door opened and I saw a Petco worker walk in and take the bigger stall. The worker's leggings went to their ankles and let out a big fart. I looked through the reflection of the tiles and saw Hailey hovering over the toilet with stuff hanging from her bum. It was pretty big about 7 inches long and it fell in. I pushed again and another turd slid out and splashed in. I looked through the reflection again and saw Hailey taking off her leggings and underwear. I was wondering what the hell she was doing and she started getting in top of the toilet and squatting on the toilet and another big turd slid out and splashed in. I finished wiping and she started wiping too. I flushed and went to the sinks and she came out about 10 seconds later and said "Oh hey" "Heyy" "Sorry I've had to take a dump all day" "It's cool I did too haha" "I never usually go here but I had to" "I go at work if I have to". We had a long conversation for a bit and she had to go back to work.


Elphaba

Response to Catherine

I would presume the term 'modesty pee' would be linked to the idea the women aren't supposed to have bodily functions and that if these can't be avoided then they must be done in top secret like positioning ones pee stream in such a way that it doesn't hit the water and make a sound.

Perhaps the term 'courtesy pee' means that if your in a public bathroom with someone else, you should try and urinate, even if you don't necessarily need to go, in order to make the other person feel less embarrassed about having to go?


Taylor T

Girl Scouts/ School

Hey everyone, so today I wanted to share a story with everyone that happened many years ago but has always stuck with me and I remember every detail because of how cool it was. So this happened in I want to say 2011-2012, I was definitely 7 years old at the time and I was in the Girl Scouts. I was wearing a brown vest, blue underwear and tan khakis. In July if I want to say 2012 we took a hike in Shawnee Mission Park in Kansas City which is where I'm from. There were 16 of us in the group and two leaders Molly and Carly. They were both mid-20s and very professional about the group. We were going to camp there overnight and as we were setting up our site I had to take a gigantic shit. I ended up holding it in for a week because I wanted to poop with my friends Trinity and Irene. I asked them if they wanted to go to the bathroom and they said sure and we told Molly and she joked to us quietly saying "find a secluded place cause nothing is worse than random people seeing you go to the bathroom" and we all laughed. Trinity asked Molly if we could have some toilet paper and she gave us a roll. The three of us walked down the trail and Irene skipped down the trail singing "Have to take a big fat poop" and we all started laughing. We found a big tree log that looked really fresh with no moss on it or bugs. We were all talking and Trinity started to undress first, she pushed her khakis around her ankles and hopped up on the log and I did the same and so didn't Irene. It was so cool that we were all just sitting there khakis around our ankles about to take massive poops. Irene farted very loudly and I saw a huge log slide out from her bum and smack on the ground. Mine felt amazing with a big turd sliding out like a snake and slowly and quietly crackling out. It smacked against the ground and I made a loud fart once it came out and then Trinity also had a hissy fart and a few pebbles fell out and a big turd crackled out of her and fell to the ground. Then Carly came up from behind and said "Mind if I join" and I said "go right ahead" and she said "Wow you guys really had to poop, I do too". She pushed her jeans to her knees and sat and farted and runny poop squirted out of her onto the log and a big slimy turd slid out from under her, smacked off the log and onto the ground and she said "wow that felt good". We all got some toilet paper and wiped our bums and threw it into our poops after we observed them.

So this story is from yesterday, it was first period and I didn't get enough time at home to take a poop. I hadn't really pooped at school much and it would be the third time I've pooped at school this entire year, a normal sized poop on the first day of school, and a big poop right after Thanksgiving. I was in physics and I really had to poop, I was wearing a pink short sleeved shirt tucked into my black jeans with a belt that really showed off how big my ass was, I let out some gas that really stunk up the area of 3 boys around me and that's when I asked my teacher if I could go and she said sure. I walked down the hall to the bathroom of three stalls and they were all empty. I took the middle stall, wiped the seat, pushed my jeans and orange g string down to my ankles and sat down letting out a quiet but windy fart and I began to pee. I was done and a turd stretched me open and crackled our, it felt amazing and splashed in. I was pretty much done so I wiped and flushed.


Sunday, March 08, 2020


Constiguy

Australian Toilet Paper Shortage

Because of the corona virus many people in Australia think they will run out of toilet paper! I would be more worried about running out of food!!! Anyway people have been buying up big.... some people have been buying what looks like a years supply . The shopping trolleys are overflowing with toilet rolls. It is a sight to see. There have. Been many Punch ups and disputes all over toilet paper. Every time the radio or TV comes on it is about toilet paper , the lack thereof and alternatives . Some of the commentary is hilarious. So many people are discussing their toilet paper usage which was once a private subject. On that subject I use , mostly between one to 5 squares a movement. I wear incontenence undies so I do not have to be concerned with skid marks.


Mark

Worst nightmare

The other day I had to live one of my worst nightmare situations: going #2 at work. I try to never do that in public and I always, always hold it normally until i get home if I can, but the other day I had no choice. I had barely started when i got the feeling in my stomach and inwardly groaned, thinking i'd now have to do my shift while needing to go the whole time, but it felt worse than usual and within a couple of minutes I realised it was close to coming out already.

I panicked a bit on what to do, but I knew I really had no options. I knew I couldn't hold it in for long. I glanced around to see if any of my coworkers were nearby and then i grabbed the key to the disabled toilet and hurried in. We don't have staff toilets so this is the only option we have to get any privacy, but to use that word is a joke. It has 2 sets of keys that open it, so at any moment it could be unlocked on you; PLUS, the door opens outward and the handle is too far away to reach if you're on the toilet, so you can't even pull it shut!

But I knew I had no choice, because it was a real emergency here. So i locked the door and wiped the seat, shoving some toilet paper down as i fidgeted to get my pants down. The evidence of how badly I had to go here is I didn't even have time to paper the seat. I pulled my pants down to just my knees and hurried, and the second I sat down it already began coiling out into the bowl. I grimaced as what felt like one long turd snaked out for about ten full seconds. I couldn't help but gasp when it thudded against the paper, hurrying to hover off the seat and flush immediately to try and get the smell out.

I sat back down after flushing (since I had already had to sit on the dirty seat, ughh) and thankfully there wasn't much more, so i started hurriedly wiping so I could try to seem like I was just peeing if I bumped into anyone. Once i felt clean enough I flushed again and quickly exited. I didn't see any of my coworkers on my way in or out, so I don't think anybody knew it was me, but about ten minutes later during my shift I did hear one of them coming back from the toilet themselves and making jokes about the smell and asking "who's been for a shit" which was horribly embarrassing to listen to them joke about. Really, really hope I don't have to do that again!


Thomas

Modesty pee

I believe it is when you do not want to expose yourself, so you pee through your underwear or swimsuit. If there are too many people around you just go.


Bianca

2 Poops

Hi everyone. My first poop of the day today felt a little urgent, and I felt gas inside of me. My poop was loosest at the beginning, and chunky with gas at the end. My second one also felt gassy pre-poop, but was a bit firmer. To Mateo: I love your buddy dump story! Bye.


Me and my friend Colin were 9 when this happened. It was after school and he came to my house because it was a Friday and we had no homework. We decided to go in the backyard and play in the large inflatable pool we had. We were just splashing around and having fun. We couldn't swim because it wasn't that deep so we could just sit and splash around. My mom was home so if there was a problem we could come to her. Well we were playing and he started to act weird so I asked him what's wrong and he said "I need to go wee." I said he could go in the house to go to the bathroom but he said it would be too cold, and he wouldn't have time to dry off because he'd have peed by then. I said he can just stand up in the pool and pee on the grass. He said "but then you'll see my penis!" I said I didn't care. He was so desperate that right there he stood up still in the pool, pulled his trunks down and took his little weiner and started peeing into the grass. I took a peek because I was curious. He really had to go! Then he shook it off, pulled up his trunks and sat down again saying "that's a relief".


Mary

Having to go at concerts

I have a question about dealing having to go to the bathroom during concerts. I'll be going to a big outdoor concert soon, and I probably won't be able to visit bathroom for many hours if I don't want to lose my place. However I'm afraid I can't hold that long.. I'd like to know how other people have dealt with such situations?


Catherine

Courtesy / modesty pee?

I recently read an article that mentioned a courtesy pee or modesty pee but the article didn't explain what those terms mean and I have never heard them before.. I was thinking if someone here knew what those terms mean and could explain to me?


Annie (Anny) from Taiwan

Big poop right after finishing husband's coffee lol

Right after taking my meds at 9 am when my cell phone alarm went off I immediately went and finished the rest of my husband's coffee (he always leaves for work around 8:30 am and knowing I love coffee and always have he leaves the rest of his black coffee for me to finish). Not long after that (almost immediately) I felt the urge to poop so I headed to the WC, closed the door, pulled down my underwear & shorts and sat on the toilet. All it took was one gentle push and I could feel lots of crap filling the toilet. I was done within a minute. I wiped and could see it was messy so I tossed the dirty sheet into the toilet and wiped with a couple more sheets to get my bum clean. Then I took a look at my creation. WOW! I had filled about 1/2 the toilet with a soft log that was twisted around another one! Holy shit is all I can say! :O I sat for a couple more minutes to make sure I was finished. I was. Maybe even more will come out after lunch. I feel heaviness in my stomach lol.

Happy pooping!

Annie

Annie


Sarah

Being told to use bathroom in your pants?

Has anyone here ever been told to use bathroom in their pants? I have been told to do that quite a few times. For example here's one story from my childhood:

My mom was a bit old fashioned/modest in a way that she didn't think it was appropriate for girls to pee outdoors. However we often spent time outdoors, and it was not uncommon that I needed to pee while being outdoors. Most of the time I could hold it until we found a bathroom, but sometimes there simply were no bathrooms near. In those cases I was told to just go in my pants. I often wore skirts or dresses so I would just pee through my panties. When wearing jeans I sometimes my mom would sometimes tell me to pull my panties down and go through just my panties, or sometimes squat and pee through jeans so only butt, not legs would get wet.

Anyone else has similar stories? I can also post other similar memories if anyone is interested.


Ronette

Ice Cold Toilets

Our school was out for two days of teacher meetings. So I picked up a babysitting job. Mia Mae is almost 7 and I took her downtown to our metro outdoor mall, which is a recreation area with iceskating just about to end for this season. On skates for the first time, she was actually pretty good. Going to the bathroom in a public place and under cold conditions was a problem.

We had to take our skates off and go down about 10 or 12 stairs of an icy sidewalk to get to the toilets. Both me and Mia Mae find we have to pee more frequently, sometimes each hour, when we're in such places. There were 3 largely open toilets. Each was separated by a half high wall of building blocks. The toilets came out of the floor and were totally made of bright gray steel. The seats were built in to the toilet and couldn't be raised or lowered. The toilet seemed to be a little higher than normal and it had no bowl of water. Sitting on it would be more than awkward, I could tell, and especially for a child. There was a lever on the ceiling and a pull chain for flushing.

Luckily, me and Mia Mae were the only persons in the room. We took the end toilet for more privacy in case others came in. Both of us were in need of pee relief. When I put my hand on the toilet it seemed as cold as the lock on the garage door at home that I dread opening. So being nice I told Mia Mae I would warm the seat up for her. I was very slow in dropping my jeans and undies which I was careful to keep higher than mid-thigh level for obvious reasons. I didn't sit back any farther than necessary and my parka draped over the back of the toilet. It took me a lot longer than normal to get my pee started, especially since you could hear it hit the bottom of the unit like rain on gutters. Mia Mae smirked a bit at the pouring sounds, but I told her she would be making same sounds too. Only I was warming the seat up for her butt.

I didn't spend one extra second on the cold seat. I quickly stood, pushed in the skin of my butt to make sure it wasn't frozen. I wasn't surprised that my thumb and fingers could get even colder from my freezing skin. Mia Mae didn't sit back far enough on the seat so that her pee would go into the toilet. I had to help her push back perhaps 3 or 4 times so that her private area would clear the freezing steel.
I could tell she was far from being comfortable, but I didn't want to complicate her discomfort. Surprisingly, she got started faster and with more output than me. I encouraged her to sit for a last trickle or two and she splashed a little over the front of the seat. It took me a couple of minutes to get her jeans buttoned up. Then we hurried out to the skating rink for a few more minutes.

When we were done skating, we walked two blocks over to the big city library building for hot chocolate. When we finished and were ready to go out and get our bus for the trip back home, my gut told me my daily crap was coming on. We used the toilets there. The bathroom was much bigger, the smell was bad because of all the activity going on, and I felt better after releasing my 3 logs. Although Mia Mae insisted she didn't have to go, I made her get on the toilet after me because I didn't want any emergencies at the bus stop or on the ride home. This time we both enjoyed a warm seat and surroundings.


gambling!!!

How is gambling analogous to using the bathroom?

Someone flushes the jackpot.


Wednesday, March 04, 2020


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Ash it sounds like you had a rough time being with the stomach flu.

To: Victoria great story it sounds like you just needed to really good poops that day lol.

To: Sherryl hopefully the stomach flu didn't last to long.

To: Cara great story about your huge poop.

To: Dumping Dahlia great set of stories.

To: Taylor great story as always.

To: Jemma at least you avoided having any accidents.

To: Deb it sounds like you had a pretty rough day.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Bianca

2 Poops

Hi everyone. My first poop of the day today felt a little urgent, and I felt gas inside of me. My poop was loosest at the beginning, and chunky with gas at the end. My second one also felt gassy pre-poop, but was a bit firmer. To Mateo: I love your buddy dump story! Bye.


Christopher

Poo on Pier

I never wanted to use a public toilet until I had to.I had arrived in
Devon on holiday and the resort where I was staying had a pier.I was
desperate to poo,touching cloth in fact.I went in the gents took a
stall, almost tore my jeans and pants down and got seated..There
was sharp crackling as my shit left me and went splat in the pan.I was made to rush as they were waiting to lock up for the day,so I had to wipe in a hurry.I used a lot of paper and then had to flush twice and even then my log was wedged in and would not move.When I left the Pier Toilet I had to find another one to finish my wipe as my pants had big skid marks in them.However I got used to Public toilets after that.

Chris


Kamdyn

A new question

This weekend my friend Mitch and I went to an out-of-town concert. It was only an hour drive and because we both get good grades our parents agreed to let us drive there. I felt so dumb for it, but about a half hour from the arena I had to do a crap. It came on fast with gas and it kind of scared me because we had Mitch's parents' new car and any damage to my jeans would have gotten onto the light colored seats and we would have been in big trouble. Mitch knew of a rest area and sped up to help me. He drove around other cars to get me to the toilet in time. I was unbuckling my seat belt before he stopped and ran for it. Six toilets. No privacy doors, but I didn't care because I had the bigger issue. The one toilet not in use was MINE. I was lucky my clothing fell before my butt hit the seat. It was soft and I know was heard by the other users. Cleaning myself was real labor. I flushed the used tissues in two installments so as to not clog the drain. Then I re-seated myself for another swipe just to be sure. I washed my hands fast and was trotting down the sidewalk to the car when a lady opened the car window, said Hey! and almost grabbed at me to get my attention. She looked old enough to be a grandmother and asked me "What were the bathrooms like?" I pulled away and could only say "They are open" when I started to hear Mitch begin honking. I know sometimes I have a pissy attitude and I guess that was one of them. Mitch seemed to think there was something different in that lady's question. Something deeper, I guess. Oh, and I peed twice at the arena and no one asked me any dumb questions.


Monday, March 02, 2020


Catherine

Hi Braidy!

Braidy,

I've always appreciated your posts and wish you the best. Glad you are still around!

Love,

Catherine!


Bianca

Post Title Nursing Home

Hi everyone! I had a funny/gross experience at a nursing home some time ago while volunteering. While talking to a resident, I had to go poop. It was noisy, and Mom and I laughed about it later in the car! The bathroom I used was a half bath, but didn't have a bathtub. Btw, I have a new noise machine, and one of my favorite sounds is the fireplace. Hopefuly this lasts longer than 3 years. The brook sound on my other one reminded me of how our toilet streams water into the tank. Bye!


Clara's question reminds me......

Clara's question on peeing or pooping on or on the side of a public toilet reminds me of a pretty vivid memory of several years ago. My friend Crystal's mom dropped us off at the mall and theater for something I was really looking forward to. It was my first trip there without a babysitter or adult supervision. I think we were both in like 7th grade. So after the movie both of us had to pee really bad because we had downed a ton of soda. We thought for sure we were going to have an accident and pee ourselves because the line was huge all the way to the entrance of that bathroom. I think we waited at least 15 minutes, may be more because Crystal was in worse shape than me. Finally, a stall door opened and I told Crystal to hurry up because my pain and fears of an accident were increasing. Next door the toilet opened and this mother pulling what looked like a kindergarten or first grade boy who was crying cut in right in front of me without even saying excuse me. I thought that was rude, especially since I could see Crystal was seated and relieving herself while I was in pain and getting more scared. Then I could hear some yelling from the mom even before she latched the toilet door. The boy's shorts dropped to his feet and it looked like he was shoved or partially turned around. She told him a couple of times to Stop Stop Wait and something else while I heard her yank at the toilet paper for long pieces she pulled off. He was protesting and it was obvious she was lining the toilet seat for him to sit on. Then I saw 2 turds drop down onto the floor. She saw that. She got furious and placed him on the papered seat, being careful not to step in his turds. Crystal was sitting there on the toilet with the turds a few inches from her left foot. The boy dumped a couple of more turds while he sat and cried. Crystal flushed and came out. I took her toilet. While I was pissing I watched as the mother grabbed a mitt of toilet paper and had difficulty picking up the turds. She remained angry when he jumped down off the seat. She helped wipe him. I think she used her foot to flush for him and while I was peeing away I just looked at the smears on the floor. I was also thankful that I didn't have a mother with that bad of temper. Crystal said the boy was crying at the sinks as they washed their hands.


Taylor

Reply to Victoria B

I have been in a similar situation before a few years ago. I had a long road trip (well, long for a Brit and our tiny country) and I stopped at some services to pee and stretch my legs. I went into one of the two unisex toilets, locked the door behind me and sat on the toilet. No more than 15 seconds later the door flew open and I was greeted by a very young girl. She immediately ran off, leaving the door wide open (which opened outwards so I couldn't close it with my foot) "Mummy! There's someone already in there!"

Fortunately I was able to cut off my stream and waddle forward, pulling the door closed.


Saturday Februrary 29, 2020


Mateo

Awkward incident in the work toilets

Hello,

Long time lurker on the site with a story i've always wanted to tell but never really had the courage to tell but would love to get it off my chest and tell to some people.

I'm a male average height and build who takes very long on the toilet normally 25-30 minutes always been that way since i was a kid not sure why just how i am.

Well one night after i finished work they was me and this one girl left on shift who i got on with very well that i didn't have much privacy she would leave the toilet door open when peeing and pooping if it was just us on shift together and change in front of me so I'd seen her go the toilet as we would sit chatting while she would go. She was very like me and would take a while to go once she was on the toilet very similar time to me hers from always been very long logs that she would take a while to pass. I occasionally used the toilet at work but this one evening I had the urge to go very bad so i head to the toilet as we've closed up the shop and was only us left and i knew she wouldn't mind waiting while i went to the toilet.

As I got to the toilet door she exited the canteen door and turned to the toilet door we bumped into each other quite hard and the realisation hit us at the same time that we both needed to go desperately and both made movements to try get priority of the toilet as we both entered the bathroom both of our pants were been pulled down hoping the other may give up on trying to go first. our asses banged together as we both tried to get in front of the toilet as we both simultaneously ended up sitting on the toilet neither of us really over the toilet hole as our ass cheeks pressed up against each other covering the centre. We eventually both turned 90 degrees so we was back to back and could get our asses in to position to both start pooping like a silent agreement that this was just going to happen as we both still jostled for space we both started our poops which instantly collided and brushed against each others asses. we sat there for the next 25 minutes pooping and every so often flushing as to not block the toilet we laughed at the situation we had found ourselves in and jokingly argued over who was causing the smell.

This incident lead to us deciding to try varying positions on the toilet on other nights were we both needed to go but not as urgently as we'd normally had gone one after the other but this saved us a good 30 minutes been able to go simultaneously we found back to back the most comfortable as sitting between legs would become a bit painful for whoever sat on the back when sitting like that for so long. Sometimes if one of us was already pooping the other would just join them it became very easy to share a toilet after so much time sharing over 3 years.

Unfortunately I don't work with this girl anymore but i stay in touch we are still really good friends but never our alone to repeat these occasions which we both agreed were proper bonding experiences as it was such a private act to share with someone else.

Thank you for reading,

Mateo


CHRISTOPHER

Post Title (optional)shit

I remember my first outdoor shit. I was probably 15 or16.It happened one afternoon after school.I had grabbed a lot of toilet paper in the school toilet and then got on my bike and pedalled off to woods near my home.I unbelted my school trousers removed my blazer and pulled my pants down and
squatted.My shit came sliding out.It felt great just like a huge snake
coming out of my bum.I used all my tp up and pulled my pants and trousers up . I broke a twig off to measure its length,it was 19 inches long and
3 inches wide.I kept admiring it for a few days after.


Chris


Unconventional pee experience with cousin

My little cousin Katie and I were at our community pool one summer day and it was really crowded. We were in the pool when she told me with urgency that she had to go potty. When I asked what she needed to do she just said she needed to do peepee. So we dried off and I hurried her into the bathroom. Well because it was so crowded outside it was packed in the bathroom and it didn't help that the bathroom only had 3 stalls. There was a very long line. She was squeezing her legs together and jumping up and down and it was obviously clear she was about to burst and have an accident. After about a minute she told me she couldn't hold it anymore and was about to peepee right there. There were no stalls open so I did what I thought of first, though definitely not the most cleanliness option. I quickly took off her bathing suit, threw it over my shoulder, picked her up, and held her over the sink with her legs open apart to make sure she didn't get pee on her legs. I didn't even tell her she could go in the sink before she started. I looked down and watched the yellow stream pour into the sink. She leaned her head back on my shoulder and sighed in relief. She looked in the mirror (you could see EVERYTHING) and saw herself pee. She laughed and said she had never seen the peepee coming out of her before so she liked watching that and was very mesmerized by it. I kid you not, the stream lasted way over a minute. So she had a bit of time to watch herself go. Eventually she was done and I turned on the water to wash it away and got it to a lukewarm temperature and held her under the faucet so her private part could be cleaned by the water. I put her down and helped her back into her bathing suit. Weird way to go to the bathroom huh? Desperate times call for desperate measures! Has anyone ever had a moment like this?


Catherine

To Clara

While I am not a doctor, we sell Colace Stool Softener at the pharmacy. It does not stimulate your bowels, but makes the product softer. Also, try to drink more water and avoid caffeine (or at least replace the fluids you lose from caffeine). But give the Colace time to work, taking it regularly. Also, I eat All Bran on my cereal and eat yogurt daily. The fiber and probiotics will help create a nice, large but soft product that should be easy to pass and much more relaxing. I hope life calms down for you.

Love,

Catherine!


Anybody ever have a bf/gf who was shy about pooping near or in front of you until you told them you wouldn't mind them pooping?


Catherine

Responses

Victoria B: During my freshman year of college, I lived in a dorm with suites, basically two dorm rooms joined with a small bathroom, which included a small shower, sink and toilet. Four girls had to share! The only problem was that the doors to the bathroom locked from the outside, so that you could lock your dorm room rather than the bathroom. So, yes, we had a few mishaps with girls walking in on each other during the first month or so of school. I walked in one a roommate at least twice and was walked in on 2-3 times. We really didn't mind peeing or being seen on the toilet. But, I think it was pooping or dealing with our periods that made us want privacy. By a total stranger? No, thank goodness!

Cara: With regards to your second story, wow, that sounds like a massive poop! I hope you are well and glad that you are posting here!

Love,

Catherine!


Braidy

Kendra's survey

1. How many times a day do I pee?
From 4 or 5 on the low end to 8 or 9 or more if Adam and I go out for drinks after our games.

2) Is it a big or small quantity?
This largely depends on the amount of coffee I drink to get through meetings or soda I consume during practice breaks. I've been seated on a toilet in the locker room of our field house and had a fire-hose like stream going for more than 2 minutes.

3) When do I have my longest pee of the day?
Just the other morning at our apartment Adam was in the shower and I was on the toilet. Finally, he said I should watch my time because I was running late and he didn't need the company. I told him he wasn't getting it; I was still peeing, but decided to hold my semi-ready crap for 10 minutes later when I was walking the dogs in the park.

4) How much pee would you estimate you can hold at your max?
I'm a 6'7" 20-something college teacher and two sport coach that often gets remarks when using public toilets about the length and strength of my pees.

5) Do you hesitate to pee in public bathrooms?
The answer was yes up until I was about 15 or 16. Then when I got into sports I got more confidence about my body and often using toilets with no privacy doors or sometimes even panels separating users from one another.

6) How often do you poop?
Usually once a day, but the time differs due to my schedule and anxiety. Just before we leave the locker room for pre-game practice is a popular time for both myself and several of my volleyball and basketball women.

7) When you poop is it a little or a lot?
Often it is a lot because I'm a big eater.

8) Do you ever poop at work, school or in another bathroom?
All three, mostly away from home.

9) At home, do you ever use the bathroom with the door open? If so, is it only when nobody else is around?
Yes, I did when Adam was in the living room and asking me about finding the remote or dog food. But that ended a couple of months ago when he left the apartment for his car to get something and didn't tell me he was leaving. With the apartment door about 50% open, his business colleague walked in with two six packs. We were both embarrassed, so much so that when I finally came out, got the dogs and was leaving with them for the pack, he offered me a beer. I took it because I felt I had earned it.


Friday, February 28, 2020


kmd

Response to Jemma

Hi Jemma

Thanks for replying to my post :-)

I'm fine - thanks for asking.

Hope you are feeling better by the time you read this post - if not, then I hope you are feeling better soon.

Looking forward to more of your posts

Hugs

kmd


Constiguy

Prune Juice and Laxatives

I read with interest the post by Ash. Well , I had not been for about 5 days so this morning I took my laxatives and a glass of prune juice. About half an hour later I sat on the can for a try and strained and grunted out a less than average size turd that was so hard you would need a diamond saw to cut through it . I was at a customer just before lunch and had to use the toilet and had an average evacuation that was quite easy. Shortly after lunch back on the toilet for another but bigger movement . Went back to the office and at the end of the day had a big soft bulky shit. Felt so good . Tomorrow I will skip the laxatives and just have a good glass of prune juice and see how I go .....will report back! To Clara..... try prune juice.... start small and build up until the desired result is achieved . Hope you get blessed relief!


Clara

Stress made me constipated and a question for the girls

Hi everyone, it was a bit stressful for me recently. The stress did get me very constipated. I had it now that I only need a poop after four days two times in a row. That is so unnormal for me. The only good thing was, I had both poops at home. The first one was a Sunday evening. I needed to fart a lot but waited till I could have the bathroom for myself and wouldn't get disturbed. At that point the need got very strong and I was just sitting on my bed waiting it got quitter at home and every one was in bed. Normally I'm not toilet shy at home, but I knew I would be long on the toilet. I took a book with me and took all clothes off in the bathroom, for two reasons. One, I could sit more freely and second, I could go afterwards immediately in the shower.
I started slowly with peeing a bit and tried by pushing softly. I felt my poop move, but it was nowhere near to poke out. This and reading I did for at least five minutes and nothing happened, so I push way harder that get things going, but at some point my poop was to big and got stuck. This was the hardest and painful thing, to get that log out of my body. I grunted a lot and got tired from pushing, but I wanted it out. I think after 15 inutes it was out and my whole face felt red. There was a second and third way smaller log in me. I didn't want to use toilet paper, so I cleaned myself under the shower
The second one was last week Thursday. I got home totally soaked from rain and so I had a good excuse to be longer in the bathroom, to warm me up. This time it was easier, because I did it in a low squat over some paper towel. I only did that with my first log, second one I could release on the toilet.

Is there a way of softening my poop before pooping without taking a laxative?

@Anna from Austria You asked about forgot to flush a poop. Yes that happened to me and I saw it. One time it happened at home when I was 9. I was done on the toilet and the telephone rang. I answerd it, it was my dad and I totally forgot about the bathroom. I was embarrassed when my mom found the toilet unflushed.
The second incident wasn't really my fault. It was second day at the new school with 11 and the flush didn't work. I was so lucky nobody knew it was me. Also something I might tell later.
I think you wanted to ask about the most unusual public toilet. I think this was a toilet when I was on a day trip with my parents to visit some castles and a museum. Funnily enough that toilet wasn't at a castle or museum, but in a restaurant/ inn. It was so old, kind of dusty and hadn't a working lock. There was a giant spider in one corner. I felt uncomfortable, but had a strong need to poop. I was super fast and nearly got caught by an old lady.
My question for the girls here
So far I only heard of that but never witnessed or saw it. Did anyone ever saw someone pee or poop beside a public toilet or did it themselves?


Ash

Nasty Poops

Hey all.

I was supposed to come back with a story about a really bad experience with the stomach flu, but I haven't had the energy to write because I've had really bad diarrhea. The prunes and the prune juice weren't really what did it to me-even though they were. I'd been really backed up and so two days later I'm still having messy, loose poos cause of how much was in me combined with that I did eat a lot mire prunes and drink some more juice the first day. My stomach right now is churning with mushy shit, and I'm desperate for a bowel movement. I feel a small amount of poo settled at my rectum but not enough to create urgency. I've been to the bathroom just twice since 5 am today, and both times were muddy and runny. Yesterday my bowels were also muddy and runny but more urgent, and I lost my bowels in my pants a few times-once from following through really bad. My shits were solidish yesterday but still watery. The day before was more muddy. Today's consistency is somewhere in between.

I had a few more prunes yesterday because as much as I was going I felt poo still stuck inside me. Today I'm feeling much more empty but can tell my bowel movements will be really loose and messy and urgent today. My first bowel movement was nasty and thick and muddy, and I lost a little of it in my boxers cause my stomach felt too sick to hold it all. The second one was just as nasty and loose but not as urgent.

I'll be back with the story when I feel a bit settled in my stomach and can focus, but that's an update of how I'm feeling now. I feel a nasty, sick bout of diarrhea coming on soon. I'll keep you guys posted too.

Peace out,

Ash


Robert

Summer vacation

Has anyone seen that his/her mom pooping a long turd in front of them?Iam from India.When I was a kid my mom was used toilet in front of me be it indoor or outdoor.I was only 6-7 years then.My mom was a school teacher.Once for a summer vacation we were going to Goa and There was only one toilet and the toilet doors were broked.My mom had not poop for 4 days.On the 5th day ,At afternoon I was on the toilet for peeing, after finishing job when I had gone to leave toilet, my mom came here and hike her saree(Indian dress) and squatting above the toilet(since it was a squatting a toilet) infront of me.She was grunting for a miniute then a brown Colour snake poked from her butt hole,after it was coming and coming slowly with damn pee.i was shocked that time how long was the poop.i thought it was never ending.after 2 miniutes it was ending.it was completely a long piece about 22 inch long and 1.5 inch wide.


Wednesday, February 26, 2020


Ash

Sloppy Diarrhea

Hey it's Ash again.

I got constipated yet again, so I went to the store and got both prunes and prune juice. I ate about twenty five prunes and had about 24 Oz of prune juice, and now I kinda can't stay off the toilet lol. I don't mind. I'm not in too much pain, and my diarrhea is a very gentle consistency-not too watery and runny, but not blobs of poo either; thick mud is running out of my bum. But as much as I don't mind my bowels are a bit looser than I anticipated and the prunes-not so much the juice-are making my intestines feel heavy and bloated as they rip through my colon. I'm seeing a lot of undigested prune bits on the toilet paper when I wipe, but also a lot of shit which means at least I'm being cleaned out but it's taking longer than anticipated and regardless I was really backed up so I'm pooping a lot.

It is a bit much; I've been too the bathroom a lot. I was really backed up and the prunes are also running right through me. I just can't believe all this poo was inside me nor can I believe how much these prunes are making me have to shit my guts out. It's not that I'm not used to having diarrhea; I get diarrhea often even when I'm not trying to get it from laxatives or foods that loosen my bowels, and usually it really painful and mushy, and it comes out thick and urgently to the point I feel like I'm gonna shit my boxers. But even now the volume of poo coming out of me as well as the urgency isn't like when I get stomach bugs or my ibs flares these prunes are really churning my insides, and I can't be mad cause I needed this as backed up as I was. I didn't pop for nearly a week and a half.

Also, about an hour ago I had an accident actually. I let lose a fart that was just a little to watery. And a few hours before that i just didn't make it to the toilet in time and ended up with some mushy loose pop in my boxers before i released the rest of my bowel movement into the toilet. My ???? right now feels like a huge storm is brewing in me. Not too many cramps but a ton of gas and a lot of urgent, runny poo churning in my bowels.

Imma leave soon-I already desperately need to run to the bathroom again so I can take another watery, loose dump. I'm debating eating more prunes or doing something to make my stomach cramp so it feels a bit more like authentic diarrhea; I think imma eat some more prunes and may drink more juice.

If found that the juice really loosens and moistens my bowel movements while the fruit makes my stomach turn and digest old food and adds substance to my poops so I'm not just shifting water. I think I'll eat another 25 prunes and may even have some more juice-we'll see, but now I gotta go so I can empty my overloaded bowels. I really have bad diarrhea today!!! Gonna try not to shit my pants anymore. After this bowel movement I'll come back with a story about a time I got really bad diarrhea out of nowhere-stomach flu-and shit myself while I was in bed. It was so awful needless to say.

Okay, I'm done! I really gotta go shit, I'll be back soon.

Best wishes,

-Ash.


Anna from Austria
Another question to the ladies:

what was the most usual public toilet you ever had to go for your number 2?

In my case the answer is easy. It was a toilet a disco club.

Been a few years since I went clubbing for the last time, but during my active time, I never noticed any other lady doing her number 2 there. They were just peeing, or puking, if they had too many drinks.

greetings from Austria

Anna


Victoria B.

Awkward incident

Hey!

I had one of periodic public bathroom mishaps earlier today and thought I'd write about it here.

I needed my second poop of the day as soon as my afternoon class was done and that meant a trip to the one-toilet unisex bathroom right down the haul. I was struggling a little bit to hold everything in during class and was pretty desperate by the time I got to the bathroom. I tore my black skinny jeans and blue and pink striped cotton panties down to my ankles and threw my very full butt onto the waiting white plastic seat, landing with a rewarding *thud*!

My poop crowned as I sat down and it wasn't long before it domed me to the limit and began sliding into the water below with a subdued flumph. The log kept me open a little longer and a zipper fart followed before a second turd started making its way towards the exit and then a third followed. It was all over within fifteen seconds and the sensation was so strong that I needed a minute to cool myself down! A good poop is one of life's pleasures and this one was my second of the day.

A buzz from the phone in the back pocket of my lowered jeans woke me back up and reminded me that I wasn't the only human who needed the toilet and that I needed to wipe up and get flushed and dressed. To that end I unrolled a generous handful of the awful half-ply toilet paper on offer and continued to marvel at the elusiveness of the logic that people would not need to use as much softer, more absorbent paper as they would this poor, translucent excuse as I passed it front-to-back between my buttcheeks before dropping it into the bowl below.

True to form I still felt dirty back there after my first three passes and I reeled off some more paper and was putting it to use when the door suddenly opened and an attractive red-haired woman walked in! Right when I was wiping how embarrassing! I realized then that I'd been in such a hurry that I forgot to lock the door before getting undressed-what a dummy! To her credit the redhead understood what had happened right away and gave a genuinely sincere apology before closing the door and leaving me to finish up.

I didn't need a second disruption and didn't want to do the shuffle of shame to lock the door with my jeans and undies still down and also felt like I was as close to clean as that stuff was ever going to get me so I flushed and got dressed again before washing my hands and heading out of that bathroom. I wanted to apologize to the redhead for being absentminded but she was gone! Must've been as desperate to find a bathroom as I had been.

Has anybody else here been walked in on because of a broken lock or forgetting that one existed?

Love,
Victoria!


Sherryl

Being sick with a stomach flu

So this happened a couple of weeks ago, I'm doing much better now, but I had the stomach flu which really did a number on my ass. For the most part, I would wake up several times during the night and I was basically shitting pure liquid poop because I was drinking so much to try and flush it out of me. When it wasn't liquid, it was loud farting and sharty poops. I felt so horrible when I had to go to work because I had to poop 7 times. If anyone came in to the bathroom, they either heard or smelled it. It was not pretty. I even had to poop outside on the roadside when I went home. Normally I have no issue but this time was different. At least it was dark outside as I had the later shift that day. I got out of the car, went over to the other side, pulled my pants n panties down, did a bend forward squat and a stream of liquid poop just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out of my ass. It felt so good to get it out. Wiping was a chore because I had to make due only with a couple of napkins, but I made it work as best I could. I got back in the car and went home. I was sick for a few more days after that. Idk if anyone saw me but I didn't care.


Cara

Bad Stomach Ache

I just got back from a school overnight for the first time which was awesome. We ate lots and lots of food, which was great, but it did a number on my digestive system, as I'm not usually a huge eater. It was also hard for me to go to the bathroom while I was there, because we were staying in a summer camp style dorm situation which meant all of us girl had to share a bathroom with three stalls. I tried to find some alone time in the bathroom to do my business but I was unsuccessful during the first few days. On day four of our week long trip, I woke up with horrible stomach ache. In the morning, I had no luck getting any privacy in the bathroom, but I knew I wouldn't be able to hold out much longer. I made it to lunch time where we had sandwiches and chips. After a few bites I started to feel sweaty as my belly churned, growled and cramped. With everyone eating, I thought it would be a good time to sneak off to the restroom. I quickly finished up l, found my teacher and excused myself and headed to the cafeteria bathroom. Unfortunately for me, a group of my girl friends asked to join, so we all stopped at the bathroom together. I quickly took a seat in the first stall and two of my girl friends took the remaining stalls with two waiting in line. I peed a little bit and then without any control, I began to push out a thick log. While the log slowly squeezed out, my two friends finished their pees and were replaced by the others in line. My first log landed with a thud and my stomach quickly cramped up again. I grabbed my belly and leaned forward feeling sick. Another long, thick log slowly started to curl its way out. By the time that it landed in the toilet, all four of my friends were done and waiting by the sinks. My stomach was feeling awful still and I knew I would just need to take my time and get everything out. My friends chatted at the sinks, hardly noticing me while I laid a third log. I couldn't help but groan as my stomach cramped up yet again. I leaned back and began to massage my belly in circles. My friend Anna called out "hey Cara, are you almost done?" I sighed and replied "I don't know. You guys don't have to wait for me", "Its okay, we don't mind", "I actually have a really bad stomach ache so I might be a while". My friends quickly wished me well and then headed back to the cafeteria. I massaged my stomach for about a minute when it gurgled again and I had to lean forward again suddenly. I curled off log after log after log for about five straight minutes, each one landed with a thud in the bowl. By this point I had been in the bathroom for about ten minutes and lunch was going to be ending soon. My teacher came into the bathroom and called out "Cara, are you okay?" "Yes, I just have an upset stomach still" "Alright well you've been in here for a long time and we are going to be finishing lunch soon". I started to feel a bit anxious, but my stomach wasn't letting up. I sighed and started working on a long rope piece of poo that just seemed to keep coming. When it finally broke off, I was ready to squeeze out some smaller lumps of soft, sticky poop. I still didn't feel done, so I kept pushing, but nothing was coming. It had been fifteen minutes by this point and I knew everyone was about to head off to our next activity so I had to hurry up. After rubbing my belly some more and rocking back and forth to reposition myself, I was finally able to push out a decent sized log. I began to pee and I finally felt done. I stood up and looked into the bowl in absolute amazement, I had completely filled the toilet! Three huge dark logs stretched at the bottom. Each was about 2. 5 inches thick and each was long enough to reach from one end of the bowl to the other, sticking several inches out of the water. About ten, light colored logs floated in the water. Each was about two inches thick and between 6 and 10 inches long. One long 2 inch wide poop wrapped around the bowl entirely and chunks of soft poop filled the rest of the bowl. I wiped carefully and tried to flush three times with absolutely no success. I eventually left my monster in the toilet, washed my hands and rejoined my class just in time for our next activity. "Feeling better?" Asked my teacher, I nodded "yes". I silently swore to myself that I would never eat that much ever again and prayed that whoever was left to deal with my stomach demon in the toilet would forgive me.

Huge Monster log

You wouldn't believe the poo I had today. I spent thirty minutes pushing out the biggest log I've seen. I usually poop once or twice a day. It's usually about the size of a large banana and it's pretty easy to get out. However, I've been on a girls trip with my mom and sister and it's caused me to get a little bit backed up. All three of us are sharing a hotel room with one bathroom. Early this morning (around 4 am) I was woken up by my stomach cramping. At first I just tried to go back to sleep and ignore it but I was getting really uncomfortable. It felt almost like I needed to have diarrhea and I was hot and clammy. I rubbed my stomach and tried to pass some gas, but I was really starting to feel sick. After about a half hour of tossing and turning in pain, I decided I needed to try to go to the bathroom so I could feel better and go back to sleep. I held my stomach and made my way as quietly as I could to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and instantly a huge log started to force its way out. I usually try to let my poo come out in its own time but my bowels were straining and spasming without me controlling it. I grabbed my belly and leaned forward, unable to stop myself from moaning as my stomach continued to cramp. Meanwhile my log was moving out at a snail's pace. It was really stretching me and struggling to get out. Five minutes in I needed a break so I sat and tried to relax my ???? by rubbing it, all with a few inches of poo hanging off my backside. After a minute or so of this my bowels decided they needed to get back to work as the cramping got unbearable again and my ???? started to spasm. I instinctively leaned forward and moaned in pain and the beast tried to work itself out yet again. I struggled and strained for another five minutes, making slow progress. Suddenly the door to the bathroom swung open and my sister stood there sleepily. She saw me hunched forward, sweating and holding my belly and quickly apologized and closed the door. Now I needed to really get going since she was waiting for the toilet. I continued to strain, working as fast as I could only to make slow, but steady progress on my log until it got too wide and was absolutely stuck. No matter what I did, I couldn't get the log to budge. My sister knocks on the door "hurry up, I've been waiting for ten minutes and I really need to pee". Feeling helpless I reply "sorry, give me another minute". During the commotion I guess my mom woke up as well and she comes over to check on what's happening "what's going on?" I hear her ask outside the door. "I have to pee and she's been in the bathroom forever". My mom knocks on the door and asks me "you okay in there?" I tell them that I'm having a bad stomachache and I need them both to leave me alone so I can finish up. My sister is annoyed and tells me to hurry up but my mom scolds her and tells me not to rush it. It takes about ten more minutes of hard work to finally squeeze the rest of the log out. When it finally broke off I felt SO much better, but I took a few minutes on the toilet to make sure I was really empty and done. After a little bit of gas and a pee, I was sure I was all done. I looked into the bowl and saw the biggest poo I've ever seen. It was too wide to even fit into the toilet hole and went all of the way from the back of the bowl to the front coming out of the water on both ends. It was about as thick as a Pringle can, except for one hard, larger bit near the end (which was HUGE and the most difficult part to pass). It curved slightly to fit in the bowl, but was generally very firm. I tried to flush it three times with no success and apologized to my sister on my way out as she would have to use the toilet with my monster log in it. Later this morning when we were all awake we had quite the task getting rid of the thing. "No wonder you had such a bad stomach ache, what did you eat?" my mom joked and she tried to break it up in the toilet. My mom ended up having to call the hotel staff to take care of it. She and the custodian that came to tackle the beast laughed and said that I must have felt MUCH better once I got rid of that thing.



Dumping Dahlia

Some Experiences

I've posted once before but I've been a lurker for a while.
I'm a 31 (almost 32) y.o. female, 5'6" with short, medium blonde hair, about 135lbs with a flat stomach but wide hips.
My interest in pooping, especially in males, has been kind of a recent discovery. My last boyfriend was very open about his pooping habits; would leave the door open, announce he was about to go poop, and even come in to poop while I would be taking a bath.
My current boyfriend, however, is not as open. He said he's embarrassed about poop sounds, and barely lets me stay in the bathroom if he's only peeing. I haven't told him about my turn-on because I sort of asked a hypothetical about it once and he said that it was totally disgusting and didn't understand how anyone could be turned on by something like that, so asking to see him go is likely out of the question. However when he does go, he always takes a while and he's mentioned that he always has to strain and grunt a bit when he goes, which really turns me on and I wish that I could hear through his bathroom walls, but I unfortunately can't. He's become more open about going when I'm around, so I have hope that he will happen to leave the door open one day.
I'm not a super shy pooper, but I close the door when I use the bathroom around him because mine are really smelly. I poop quickly , usually less than 5 minutes, but can still stink up the bathroom pretty good. I also usually poop once a day.
Unlike some other female posters though, my poops aren't very big. They are fairly thick, but I usually only poop one solid turd of about 6-8" or smaller turds that add up to about 6-8". But I could be miscalculating because my turds always sink and maybe start falling into the hole.
I also don't fart often when i'm pooping, but I fart a lot while the urge to go builds.
Recently I've been having extra thick poops that are quite firm. It's happened a lot, maybe 4 times the past week while I've been sick and staying in bed most of the day, and probably not drinking enough fluid. However, they feel soooooo amazing coming out. The first day of having the very firm, thick turds, it tore my anus a little bit and noticed some blood on the paper, and with such thick turds continuing, it seems to reopen everytime. Does anyone have any advice on what to do to heal this? I feel a slight bit of pain when one of these poops start, likely of the cut/fissure reopening, but the feeling of being stretched still feels great. So I'd like to keep having firm, thick turds, but without the initial sensation of pain.
I eat fairly healthy - probably not enough fiber, and probably not enough water. However, if I increase my fiber intake, will my poops get softer? What kind of fiber would be the best addition to my diet? Should I try a fiber powder that I would add to a drink or should I get it from adding other fiber-rich foods into my diet?
Anyway, I look forward to hearing some responses and will try to post again soon.


Tuesday, February 25, 2020


Bianca

Diarrhea

Hi guys! I love the diarrhea stories so I'll contribute mine. I know that a diarrhea urge feels different from a regular poop urge (like a fart). I got a farty urge at the store nearly 3 weeks ago, and just knew it would be diarrhea. Sure enough, when I got back to ????, I made a butthole waterfall. Interestingly, Miss Ranita told me yesterday that when she listens to her water white noise on her phone, she has to pee. My sound machine has recently broke, but when I listened to water such as the brook option, I didn't pee too much.Bye!


Bianca

I'm Back

Hi folks! It's Bianca! We moved not too long ago, and I've not been able to post. I'm giving it one more go. Anyway, Mom's/my bathroom has the toilet next to the sink, and the shower pan next to that. I hope all is well. Bye!


Catherine

Responses

To Anna: Thank you for your feedback. I'm sorry that you struggle with diarrhea and hope that it does not interfere with your life too much. Blessings!

To Marcus: Thank you! Yes, farting is funny!

Love,

Catherine!


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