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Annie

To Thunder and constipation story

Thank you. I have had constipation issues since I was a little baby (I used to apparently pull my legs to my chest and grunt before I could stand and when I could stand I used to stand, grunt and poop into my diaper. As I got older I often clogged the toilet because I refused to drink water but I would eat healthy. I was a tall and skinny girl and now I'm a very tall and not so skinny woman). I'm constipated again, take prescribed stool softeners and laxatives on top of the other medications I have to take, I do gentle exercises in my room, etc. I can't go out independently because of the brain surgery and stroke in summer 2013. Despite that I'm doing my best and doing what I can. I pooped only a little bit after breakfast. A hard brown ball of poop, despite all the healthy food and coffee at breakfast. I had coffee at lunch and a healthy meal (which I couldn't finish) so hopefully after plenty of warm water I can go.

Happy pooping and peeing (hopefully)

Annie


Coda

Something I find bizarre

The majority of bathroom accident related posts on this board are about pooping accidents. This might lead one to believe that these are the most common kinds of accidents. And yet, this can't be true, because peeing accidents are definitely much, much, much, more common. At least in my experience.

My own personal accidents or close calls have all been caused by pee. Any accidents or emergencies I've witnessed have been pee. And everyone pees a lot more than they poop so it's weird, you know?


Annie

Big poop after breakfast

Got up about half an hour ago, went pee (period came...joy. Not), flushed the toilet, went to my room to grab a pad, put it in my underwear (black boy shorts underwear), brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had a bunch of little circular hash brown type things. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs. Within a few minutes I felt the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, left my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big solid poop. It felt better coming out of my body rather than being trapped in it. The last of it came out and laid in the toilet. Phew, the relief. Reached into the Walmart bag and took the last of the toilet paper off the roll. Wiped my vagina first (ugh damn period) then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs. Pulled my underwear and pants up turned to look in the toilet. There was a big solid poop in the toilet that looked hard and cracked. It took up quite a bit of the toilet. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Walked to the sink, turned on the water, took some liquid soap and washed my hands. Took the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and walked out of the washroom. Walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, walked into my room, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here and have been writing this for a while while listening to music. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Jessica W

To Catherine

I have a similar shape of body to you (I am blonde and have slightly curly hair, used to have them fairly short in my early 20's, but now I let them grow to almost my waist (which doesn't make that much of a different most of the times tho, since I love to put them together to a ponytail, but my butt is rather small.

My sons (I name them Matthew and Colin for the forum) also generally take big poos, and thankfully I never had to change a diaper again after early 2022 when Colin got potty trained.

Just making breakfast and then going to the toilet, checking if I gotta poo. I didn't go yesterday.

G'day and good pooing,
Jessee


Jenny SIS

Gym pooping story

So I went to my gym this last week, My coffee didnt kick in until midway through my work outs where I felt like I was farting during my squat, and I needed to poop with relative urgency. I subtly as I could speed walked to the restroom where were three out of 6 stalls were open: 3 stalls on one side and three on the other Two women took two ends stalls predictably befrore me leaving me the middle stall. I got a got peek and the two women who entered ther stalls seconds before I did. They were both beautiful in my opinion and very likely very attractivive in a modern western taste, but were very different looking as well. The lady to my left was in her early 20's, dark hair in a pony tail, but was wear longer basketball shorts almost down to her knee and a ghostbusters tee shirt. One may call her "nerdy looking." I also say that as that is closer to how I looked in high school and early college. The lady to my left was also in her early 20's but with a blond, crop top workout bra and this Instagram Yoga pants that were designed to show off one's cheeks without completely having a wedgie . Both ladies looked like they worked out, although the nerdy girl looked more like a soccer athlete and the blond " social media" girl looked more model lean. Oddly enough both not only dropped their pants to their ankles but I could see both their underwear. the brunette girl had plain clean white briefs, likely hanes her way (as I wore in high school through college as period underwear) and the blond girl to my left had a cute white string thong/ g string. I'm not sure if the blond realized how visible her panties were to me, but I could see a brown skid on the string. What are the odds that two women not only pulled their pants low in a public stall ( I feel like that is 10-20% of what I see), but they both wore "vulnerable" white underwear. The "nerdy" girls was letting out some farts and crackles dropping what sounded to me like a big load post a high carb dinner. The blonde lady I noticed was coughing a bit, but more of a fake throat clear as I could also hear some plops and splashes as she coughed. I also noticed she seemed to get up on her toes a bit , not sure if it was because of her height, but maybe because was pushing a little more.. I didn't push due to my urgency, I did spread my cheeks to minimize the mess, which quieted my farts. Also I was wearing a brown thong, so any skids would be hidden. I decided to drop my pants to my ankles as well, but kept my thong at my knees. I think the blond to my right was focused on her phone as I heard her whisper " f*ck" and she pulled up her white stained thong string up out of my view but left her yoga pants down. I dropped about 4 long logs which all stayed underwater, but the smell of three girls pooping was apparent. The brunette and I finished and wiped around the same time, while the burnet stayed in the stall. We both sounded like we wiped about 5 times each. Not sure if blond was still working on her poop or staying to avoid eye contact with her neighbors. The brunette girls gave me a quick shy smile but quickly looked away to wash her hands and get moving. I can hear the blond unroll a lot of toilet paper. as I washed my hands and returned to her work out.
Epilogue, the brunette girl was very focused during her work out and wasted little time. The blonde was socializing with three good looking guys throughout her work and she chatted with two female friends during her work out.. She didn't seem to work out as hard, but she looked great to who am I to judge. I did chuckle to myself that the one with the sexy white thong flirting and socializing and a skidmark white the plain panty girl was clean keeping to herself. Completely opposite of my stereotype in my teens. Also not sure how concerned or surprised the young men were who were trying to hide the fact that they were checking out the blond's bum had probably as dirty underwear as they did. (I assume most guys get skidmarks if they wear briefs or boxer briefs ) But who knows after wiping with that gym toilet paper how messy our buns got after working out, especially when my brown thong. I have to say, all three of us had healthy sized rears, which I laugh about any guy checking out post poop!

Catherine
- I felt a little sticky after that poop above. Not sure if it was my sweat or the 1 ply.. So I didn't call that poop a Catherine haha. So Alan got a taller woman? My husband ( whose real name is Joseph as my real name is Jennifer) HALF joked that he always had a thing for taller women, and that was only consolation with marrying me as I am 5'6." Not short for a gal, but not a dream height for my 5'10" husband. He said he loved Wonder woman as a kid who was an amazon and is portrayed as a taller woman. Also Island poops are so satisfying and are worth the smell and the risk of clogging the toilet. I leaded to flush before wiping island poops relatively later in live ( in the last 5 years)

Tig
-I loved reading the forum and posting anonymously. I felt I could be so honest and it felt good, like a confession. After a while, I am kind of bummed that none of us will ever meet as some of us have become "buddies." But I think I will be posting and reading here for the rest of my life now because of our virtual friendships. However, I still appreciate and respect the anonymity of this forum which I think started in the late 90's. Recently, I have been posting a lot, but there have been times I have not read or posted in months, maybe a year, but I am delighted when I return to see old friends like Catherine, Victoria B ( and now Robyn), Annie and Anna from Austria. I am awaiting the return of Braidy and Anna from Canada, crossing my fingers. Ti, I hope you poops feel better soon. Nothing wrong with laxatives when taken appropriately. I recommend consulting a provider if you need to keep taking them, so you transition to a more natural regularity with hydration and fiber. But medicine is around for a reason! I do like farting myself but am embarrassed occasionally when I do. Now, within situations I am less embarrassed as I used to be thanks to this forum. But my embarrassment when I fart is often like ...well...when I first had intercourse in colleg, and my roommates heard me. I was so embarrassed that I was heard , but I was grateful to how good I felt during and after...much like a fart. I also had no idea how loud I got as I was so excited to be with my boyfriend at the time! So I guess if you ever have to explain to someone why one would enjoy farting...this is my best analogy.

Question for all:

We often work out with headphones. Does anyone ever fart with headphone then realize they are around people who are not wearing headphone? Number one: there is the mystery of " was I heard?" Number two (pun intended): how loud was it?

Anna from Austria
- I loved your job fair posting. It was simple but very satisfying to read. You mentioned all your underwear is white and maybe you posted you do not wear thongs as much as you used to ( I think we are both in our mid to late 30's) Do you think you get worse skid marks in regular panties or thongs? I stopped wearing white panties and light thongs in my 20's and early 30's but realized my skids were slight less in thongs so I have a collection of white thongs built up over the last 5 years. I will wear a light colored thong and half the time the skid will be light or even non visible. Most of my skidmarks these days are the light colored cheeky bikinis and boy shorts which rider up more cloth in my bum than the average thong. I know a lot of my friends wear less thongs than they used to or even stopped in their 30's. I cut down, but now I'm at least 50% thongs, but 50% of those thongs are dark. So sometimes it is a mystery if I am..

-Skidmarked in Seattle


STEPHEN.P)

PEEPING TOM


Driving along the A36 this morning pulled into a layby to use the pottie.I pulled the pottie from the locker ,put paper on back of bowl ,down with my jogging bottoms and pants sat down had a wee then as I was just starting a NUMBER TOO a man walked by and looked into van .
I carried on pooping then wiped dressed then drove off.in future I will keep the curtains pulled


Friday, November 8, 2024


massive poop at a job fair
Last Monday i was taking care of a stand of my company at a job fair. I have been on the toilet for number 2 until saturday but still feeling quite well.

At some point in the later morning afer drinking lots of water my ???? started to hurt quite bad. So I headed to the next ladies room. I took one stall, locked the door and pulled down my pants and my white panties. As soon as was seated I did a booming fart and one real massive turd emerged from my behind. After that another fart and one other really massiv log. I think I have never done such big logs before. The whole tolet was covered with my poop.

The smell was also massive. Much worse than normal. I had to flush before doing my cleaning because I was worried that putting too much toilet paper into the toilet bowel could clog the toilet.

The turds were rather hard so I had to use less toilet paper than normal.

After the cleaning I flushed the toilet again and went back to the stand. I hope that nobody entered the ladies toilet right after.

I hope you liked my story.

greetings from Austria

Anna


Annie

To Thunder and constipation story

Thank you. I have had constipation issues since I was a little baby (I used to apparently pull my legs to my chest and grunt before I could stand and when I could stand I used to stand, grunt and poop into my diaper. As I got older I often clogged the toilet because I refused to drink water but I would eat healthy. I was a tall and skinny girl and now I'm a very tall and not so skinny woman). I'm constipated again, take prescribed stool softeners and laxatives on top of the other medications I have to take, I do gentle exercises in my room, etc. I can't go out independently because of the brain surgery and stroke in summer 2013. Despite that I'm doing my best and doing what I can. I pooped only a little bit after breakfast. A hard brown ball of poop, despite all the healthy food and coffee at breakfast. I had coffee at lunch and a healthy meal (which I couldn't finish) so hopefully after plenty of warm water I can go.

Happy pooping and peeing (hopefully)

Annie


Catherine

He's His Mama's Son

Hi Toiletstool!

Those of you who have followed my posts know that I was adopted. I know nothing of my parents accept that genetics has determined that I have Mediterranean DNA - Greek, Cypriot, and Turkish - along with some European in the mix. So when Alan and I married in 2016, I knew that I immediately wanted to have a baby so that I would know someone in this life that was genetically related to me. I call him "Joey" on this forum, so that I don't give away his name. However, it has been so much fun seeing him grow. My dark-brown/black hair, brown eye and olive skin have definitely expressed themselves in Joey, along with my height. Alan's mother is also pretty tall - 5'8 - though Alan is only 5'10.

Having said that, one thing Joey has inherited is my appetite and my bowels. Changing diapers was a messy task, as it was difficult to find a brand that could contain his poop. And when he was potty trained and used a child's potty, he would fill up the bowl each time. We had to get him a stool and a child's seat so that he could use the real toilet before he was three years old!

Just the other day, Joey complained of a stomach ache after dinner and I asked him when the last time he'd pooped and he said he did not go the day before. I said that his stomach may need to poop. He shook his head and said it hurt. About 30 minutes later he asked if I would go with him to the bathroom because he was scared.

He sat on the toilet and held my hand. I heard the crackling of a massive poop and a smell enveloped his bathroom. When I could see that he was finished I asked if he was feeling better and he said that his stomach still hurt really bad. I told him that we better flush. He said he wanted to look at it and when he stood I saw a brown log over a foot long and 1.5 inches thick.

So we sat there and I asked him about school and he began to talk for a few minutes, as he was clearly distracted. Then he stopped and started pooping again. This time a lot of softer stool and gas exited. He giggled and said he felt better. And then he went some more.

I kid you not when he stood up the entire toilet was brown mud piled up like one of Jenny SIS's island poops!

He said that he felt better and was ready to go to sleep. He cleaned himself but asked if I would help so I did.

All I can say is that he is his Mama's son!

I hope that everyone is well!

Love to all!

Catherine!


STEPHEN.P

This morning I woke before the alarm I needed to go a toilet,reached for the JONES RELAX bed pan ,down with my pants sat on bedpan,had a wee then had a NUMBER TOO. After ten minutes got off laid on my left side and wiped with four sheets of SHADES kitchen roll.
I dressed the took the pan outside and emptied into the bonfire,washed the pan in the water butt,went into the kitchen.I had my daily dose of LAXIDO then made two mugs of tea


Annie

Constipation

I went to my seated exercise program yesterday, had one or two coffees there, water, a good exercise program, a good lunch, etc. I got brought home, tried to keep hydrated etc and am still constipated. I have been drinking warm or hot water to soften everything up. I will try exercises in my room later (remember that I can't go out without permission or help. The brain surgery and stroke from July 2013 screwed up the part of my memory that controls your memory). So hopefully exercises in my room, drinking warm water, continuing to eat healthy, etc can get rid of everything.


Annie

Big poop broken into 2 pieces

Hi everyone. I have been constipated so my body has been slowly getting rid of everything. I have been eating healthy, drinking water (including warm/hot water), I went to my weekly exercise program that I get picked up and dropped off for (it's for people with acquired brain injuries), etc. A few minutes ago an hour (almost hour and a half) after lunch and a cup of tea I felt like I needed to poop. Finally! I grabbed my Walmart bag off the bed, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom across from my room. Turned on the light, walked into the washroom, closed the door (man this was getting hard to hold), walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big poop that seemed to come out quickly. It was solid ish. Pushed back my sleeves (to avoid getting poop on my sleeves accidentally), reached into the Walmart bag, took out the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor then started wiping. First I wiped my vagina then I leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt. It wasn't that messy though it had a couple of blood spots on it (oops). I put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. The toilet was full of pee and there was a big solid poop that must have bent in half when it came out. I don't know how long it was but it looked fairly long to me and solid. Flushed the toilet and it went down. No problem. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink, turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag off the floor, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked to my room, took my flip flops off outside the door, turned on the light, opened the door, put on the flip flops in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, filled my water jar, went upstairs, filled my water jug and now finishing writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Tig

Receptionist poop


Hi Everybody - Tig here
Thank you Bianca for your words, I actually do really enjoy toilet farts at home.
When my mum comes to stay sometimes, she gets up early to go to toilet and I always hear her farting a quite lot, she also has a lot of gas and gets constipated.
She actually said to me later "Did you hear me on the toilet earlier?".
And another time she said "I always like to start the day with a good fart on the toilet". I guess she isn't embarrassed either.

Posted a few times on this Site now, I feel excited because nobody knows who I am and I am doing something I have never done before.
Describing my toilet habits, not sure how anyone else feels, I guess you are similar otherwise you wouldn't be here.
If anyone has read my previous posts you would know that I suffer from constant constipation, if anyone is actually reading this.
And for whatever reason I seem to have a lot of gas, that can give me really bad stomach cramps.
I'm almost 30 years old and my gas seems to slowly get worse, but I've always had constipation and I use laxatives every couple of weeks.
Lucky I live alone as I get extremely embarrassed if anyone hears me making rude noises on the toilet, even although I really enjoy doing natural toilet farts when alone by myself.
I did once have a partner and I absolutely hated him hearing me make any kind of noise on the toilet, I'm not sure why.
Now living alone I can just sit with the door open and make all sorts of rude noises and I'm not sure why I like doing that either, I just do.
I guess it always makes feel relaxed and makes me feel good and I kind of like the natural sounds, just relaxes me.
Maybe its because I always seem to have a lot of excess gas and need to get rid of it somehow.
Does any of that make any sense, maybe I'm just weird.
Maybe someone knows.

That also reminds me of a couple of weeks ago, I was in the office and I went into the ladies for a tinkle.
The office toilets always seem nice, clean and fresh, no one else was in there at that moment.
There are 4 stalls and I always pick the stall furthest from the door.
So I sat, tinkled, relaxed and sneaked a couple of little toots out. They were just quiet little puffs. I like those, there're safe, smelled a bit though.
Shortly someone came in and went into the stall next to mine and sat down.
I could see by her shoes that it was the receptionist, a nice lady in her 50's who maybe has a few extra pounds on, still very nice looking though, I like her a lot.
On sitting she produced several small deep bassy farts and then proceeded to pee.
After her tinkle she continued to sit for maybe a minute and then let go a really long and loose bassy fart and did about 6 small plops and it all sounded a little loose.
Her fart must have been about 10 seconds long and I reckon would have been a huge relief on her stomach, I know a little about farting.
She sat for a little longer, no more noises, then wiped, flushed and got up to wash her hands I guess.
When she walked out of the toilet I reflected on her 10 second bassy fart and wished I could do one just like that with all the plops, when I got home I decided to try.
However when I did get home I was unable do anything, certainly not fart for 10 seconds like she did. Oh well.
I felt very jealous of the receptionist doing that long fart and then all the plops. I would really love to do the same, a long loose bassy fart followed by a whole lot of loose plops.

For those who have read my previous posts, I'II give you an update.
Its now been a week since I took laxatives.
The first day lots of loose poops and lots of gas including a small accident in my pants.
Second day I got up about 7.00, had a tinkle and dropped out a reasonably size poop, had less gas, but still farted several times, safe farts now thank goodness.
Third day I eventually managed to squeeze out a small poop, it came out along with a fart, had small toots throughout the day.
Fourth day no poop, but I did manage to splatter the toilet bowl with a good sized wet fart, maybe that should count as a poop and my poor toilet.
Fifth day no poop, occasional toots throughout the day.
Sixth day nothing, a few small toots.
Seventh day much the same, so I'm really back at square one, as usual, its been a week.
I'm now feeling bloated, but I think I'm about to get my period.
My period does loosen me up and sometimes gives me the runs which in my case is always a blessing.
I'll keep you posted.

Love from Tig


Princess Toadstool Peach

After Exercise I always go for a Long Wee and a Big BM Poo!!

Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I had done my morning exercises and yoga activities for the afternoon and now I'm going to the bathroom to shower and then use the toilet after eating a lot of nutty protein bars and drinking my energy drinks and coffee. I head into the women's restroom and then I take off my crown, ears, dress, gloves, shoes and pink panties to get started for my shower. Then once I'm in the shower I go and wash my ????, hair, ears, face, back, legs, toes, hands, arms and my breasts and my vagina, my blonde pubes and my bottom with the help of my best friend forever Princess Rosalina rinsing them all off. Then once I finished I head into a toilet stall and lock it. I don't care if I am in the nude or not! Then I wiggle my bottom a little sitting down on the public toilet feeling relaxed and feeling ready to go do a big poo after all those protein nut bars I been eating. I break wind a little and get started on pinching my loaf as my bottom poo hole crackles and slowly oozing and pushes out my thick but solid dump waste "PLOOP PLOP PLOP PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK SPLASH!!!" Sheesh!! Those protein bars really did the trick. Thank goodness I am not allergic to them and only allergic to air freshener. Then my wee pee begins to tinkle out loudly but relaxing none the less. "TSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssshhhhhhh tinkletinkle dripdripdrop!!" Ahhhh! It's such a beautiful thing to let that urine out. I grab some toilet paper and wipe my vagina between my legs then my bottom. I feel another fart coming out. "PAAAARRRRPPP-PLUNK!!!" Not to mention one last poo. I wipe my bottom again feeling satisfied and happy with myself. Then I get up and flush the toilet with my feet. My poo looks as fat and thick and long as a snake leaving a long bunch of skidmarks yuck. It'a a sort of a good thing indeed. "FLUSSSSSSSssshhhhh!!!" Well I better get dressed and wash my hands before someone else comes in and uses the stall I chose. Bye bye now.


Thursday, November 7, 2024


Catherine

Quick Replies

Jenny SIS: Did you really say my name out loud when you realized that your underwear was clean? I am so flattered and touched! That sounded like it was an amazing poop. And I never take offense to anything that you might say. I feel so free on this forum! And yes my poops stink! Haha! And, yes, my butt is big. Being 6'1 and curvy, there's no way to hide it. It's there. And it can doodie like an elephant!

Anonymous Vol: I would love to have that experience but sadly I have never shared a unisex bathroom!

Blushing Mess: I am so sorry about your accident! I bet that would have been an amazing poop to have done in the privacy of your own home. I hope you are OK!

Shannon T: Welcome to the forum! I am so sorry about your past accidents but I am glad that you have not had one since. I would love to hear more from you!

Louise: Why would someone do that? I mean laxatives can affect people differently. What if someone were allergic? I am glad that you are OK!

Marley: I would love to hear more from you if you have anything to share. I am glad that you are OK!

And hello to Mina and the three crushes, and Victoria and Robyn!

Love to all!

Catherine!


Princess Toadstool Peach

Really 100% Desperate for a Big Potty Wee and a BM Poo too!!

Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am really 100% desperate for a big wee and even a poo too. I feel the urge coming and it's going to be a big one I can tell. I think I'll try out using my white plastic potty today. I find it in my cupboard, put it down in the middle of the bedroom floor, my bladder was feeling desperate same with my bottom lifted my dress, pulled my panties down to my ankles, gave my bottom a little royal wiggle and sat down on the potty. Since I don't have a newspaper to read I might as well adjust and squat. My vagina is all set for action as I empty it all out "TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssshhh tinkletinkle dripdripdrop!!" Ahhhhhh that feels nice. Oof big poo coming. I push, I squeeze and I grunt until pretty soon a long thick lumpy large poo comes slowly oozing out of my bottom poo hole. I clutch the potty with both sides and then I pooed. "PLOOP SPLASH PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK!!!" Ooooh last time I eat Romulan for lunch. Anyway I better get some toilet paper fast before my bottom starts to itch and crust. Soooooo bye bye now. ROSALINA!!!!


Annie

To Thunder

To Thunder. Thank you though I finished breakfast not long ago with a coffee and water. I already take prescribed laxatives and stool softeners every day on top of the other medications. I have had constipation issues since I was a baby (38 years ago). I will drink more warm water, probably do stretches and exercises in my room and try to sit on the toilet afterwards. I don't think it will be small or easy.


Anna from Austria
@Jenny SIS Thanks a lot for your reply. You are right by the way it is good to be able to poop before doing some intense workout. I do not like it when I have to go to Number 2 during a workout. The danger of getting skidmarks is very high. Most of my underwear is white which would make skidmarks super visible.

So far I was lucky because I always had to poop at the end of my workouts. Then I always went straight to shower from the toilet.


greetings from Austria

Anna


Pete
After two days of constipation last night, I took a laxative. Immediately I had finished my breakfast I started to fart. It was the kind of fart that signals that you really do need to take a dump. I hastened to the downstairs toilet, struggled to undo my belt and fly and slowly pulled my pants and underpants down and sat on the pot. After I recovered my breath, the first turd started to emerge from my shithole. I waited for a couple of minutes before standing up to examine my excrement. There were three turds, a large one, by my standards about 5 inches long, a medium-sized one(3 in) an a small one(1 in) which was stuck to the wall of the pot. I continued to sit there, but no further shit was forthcoming. I started to wipe using lots of toilet paper and finished by wedging a manpon, which is a pad of toilet paper, between the cheeks of my buttocks, held in place by my underpants. I then pulled up my pants and flushed the WC.


Princess Toadstool Peach

Trying Elaine's idea and sitting on the Toilet Backwards

Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am trying out a new trick I always wanted to do and that is sitting on the toilet backwards. I never ever really tried it before but 1st time for everything. I head into the bathroom, walk over to the toilet, lifted my dress, pulled my panties down to my ankles taking them off because my panties aren't stretchy enough to go backwards, gave my bottom a little royal wiggle and sat down on the toilet backwards facing the tank. I could just see my behind in the mirror as I wiggle it about a bit before I push out a enormous bowel movement. It smells terrible! I could just see it brown, lumpy, thick and 5 inches filling up the whole toilet. I grab some toilet paper just about to wipe until I begin to wee too. It's a miracle I am able to get it all in the bowl instead of wetting myself. Then I finally wipe myself front and back my bottom and my vagina. Then I get up, place my panties back on, pull them up and then lift down my dress and finally flush my stinky poo away. Thank goodness. Woo I never thought I liked doing that. So until next time bathroom lovers bye bye now!!


Max the Swiss gent

Good relief

Greetings and grüzi. Last Sunday me, my wife and our baby son were attending my grandfather's 86th birthday (he's still in decent shape for his age!). My grandmother made a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, which everyone in my family loves.

When we went for a longer walk later that day, my bowels send signs that they desired to be emptied. I already pooped in the morning, but I generally poo twice a day.

I had to hold it for a while which wasn't that comfortable, considering I generally don't like holding it for long, but when we were back at my grandparents' house, I went to the bathroom to shit. The result was a long light brown turd that did stink a good bit. But boy, did it feel good!

The next day my wife would hit our home bathroom for an even bigger shit, but I'll tell that story another time. Oh, and I'm dropping another deuce while I'm writing this!

Do you manage to talk about your poos with folks from the opposite gender? I managed to do so many times. I did manage to catch quite a few ladies poop in my pre-teens, a lot of them being chubbier ones, which did influence my taste (including a teacher!). One of those influences to this day is my paternal Aunt who is 41 (only eight years older than me) and also on the slighy overweight side of things. In my 20's, I did manage to be in her presence while she was pooping a few times.

My wife, to whom I been married since September 2023, is 24 and also curvy, but not chubby and originally from Germany. While this may not sound like she's as open as us Swiss dudes are, she does not mind submitting to wish either, especially during her pregnancy when she often struggled with constipated (she actually still does even after birth, but it's less bad). And yes, it does also quite smell when she goes.


Bianca

To Tig

Hi Tig. I don't mind noisy farts on the toilet in public. I feel I have a mild to moderate form of IBS from surgery some time ago. This doesn't bother me for the most part, but I've sometimes worried about reactions from others. My poop smell never bugs me either. A couple of nights ago while in the bathroom, I heard Mom fart loudly. Not much else to say now. Bye.


Mathias (From Denmark)

Holding it in for fun.

Hi everyone. Long time lurker and this is my first post.

I never really experienced that feeling of not being able to hold in my poop, resulting in an accident. it's like my stomach just wont allow it. so in recent years i've tried a few times holding it in for days, to see if i would become desperate at some point but i am always able to control it and my stomach will start to hurt before i get the feeling of desperation. I usually poop once or twice a day and mostly quite soft. not diarrhea but not that firm either.
well just wanted to introduce myself. I enjoy reading all your stories :)


Annie

Surprisingly soft and quick poop

I got up around 8:15 AM and waited impatiently for the washroom since someone was taking ages in there (shaving, etc before work). Once he left the washroom I sat up, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste off the desk, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went to the washroom (pee), brushed my teeth, put the toothbrush and toothpaste back in my room, went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver was up and she surprised me with a double decker cucumber, tomato and lettuce sandwich, an apple, a banana and a hot cup of coffee. That was a pleasant surprise. Took me a while to eat but I enjoyed it. Her son was eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the floor because of his broken leg. He has to get around using crutches and work from home on his cell phone. By the end of breakfast I was full but happy, took my medications, thanked my caregiver again and took my Walmart bag and water jar downstairs. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and boy shorts underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out surprisingly soft but quick poop. No farts, no noises, just quickly went into the toilet. Was surprised and happy about that. After I was done I pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward and wiped my butt really well until it was clean. Put the toilet paper into the toilet in between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a pile of soft poop in the toilet and P.U. it stunk lol. Flushed the toilet and all except for a little flake went down. Flushed again. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink (my Walmart bag was on my wrist), went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked to my room, took off the ugly beige flip flops outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, walked in, closed the door, put on the flip flops in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, walked to the bed and now writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good start to the week.

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Tuesday, November 5, 2024


Tig

Second Post

Hi, Tig back again, my second post
It is so good being anonymous here on this site as I would Never normally talk about going to the toilet and the rude noises I sometimes make on the toilet, but its good to talk about it to see how it is for others and how they deal with constipation if they need to and how they deal with dropping loud farts on a public toilet if need be.
So yesterday evening just before bed I took a dose of laxatives
Just followed the directions on the bottle, it says take in the evening before bed and took the recommended amount.
This morning I awoke round about 7.00am and needed to pee.
Got up, sat on the toilet and started peeing.
Finished peeing and continued to sit as I could feel a rumbling and cramping in my stomach.
Then about two minutes later I felt a huge gust of wind coming up. Oh good.
So I pushed ever so slightly and was rewarded with a very large gassy fart that resonated loudly in the toilet bowl.
Oh boy, It felt very good and was relieving on my stomach and smelled quite strongly.
Continued to sit and farted again and started to push out three very large logs. They were very soft and very easy on my bottom and came out very quickly. I think there was three, but could have been more.
After the logs had dropped I flushed and continued to sit as I felt there was possibly more to come out.
There was no more logs but several noisy wet farts. My stomach felt much better all the bloating had now gone.
After a while it seemed like I had finished farting and pooping, so I wiped my bottom and stood up and decided I should clean the toilet bowl as it was a bit skid marked after that little episode.
I am also very lucky as I work from home nowadays and today would not be a good day to be going to the office.
Obviously today if I felt like I was going to pass any gas would be very important to ensure I was sitting comfortably on the toilet, my private toilet at home. I would not like to be on the toilet in the ladies in the office as I hate anybody hearing the rude noises I sometimes make.
However, on my toilet at home I actually feel safe pooping (when I can) and no problems farting.
I can also browse the internet and even work whilst on the toilet, all very good.
Well after my next movement I will return and let you know how that goes.
Love from Tig


Annie

Somewhat big hard poop

Hi. I woke up this morning around 8:15. I grabbed my Walmart bag, toothbrush and toothpaste and went to the washroom to pee and brush my teeth. Afterwards I went upstairs for breakfast. Saw a homemade sandwich and fries on the table and a cup of coffee. I took the sandwich out of the plastic container (it was wrapped in plastic wrap), microwaved the fries and the coffee and sat down to enjoy breakfast. There was also an apple next to everything which I ate after. I took my medications after breakfast, took my Walmart bag, notebook and water jar and went downstairs to my room. Downstairs I put my stuff in my room, filled my water jar, microwaved it and slowly drank it. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Splash! A huge chunk of poop flew out of my butt into the toilet. I pushed again to see if anything else was in there. Nope. Pushed back my sweater sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, took the last of the toilet paper off the roll, put the empty roll back into the Walmart bag, put the bag on the floor and got to work wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt. Not much mess on the toilet paper but there was a little blood. Put the toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a thick somewhat dark chunk of poop like the end of a turd. Not much but it was a good start. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to make sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands well, left the washroom (turned off the light first), dried my hands on the towels in my room, went upstairs for more toilet paper and now writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good start to the weekend.

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Thunder

Replies

Very glad Mabo and Annie got their poo out . I told my physio that what goes in eventually comes out ! Someone asked if I had ever had someone do a poo in front of me , other than my therapist. Probably not except for a couple of times ( long ago) where my partner had severe diarrhoea and needed my help. You, you might need to hit the laxatives a bit sooner ! Thunder


Elaine

Sitting backwards

I have ibs I fluctuate between periods of constipation and periods of diahrea at the moment I'm having several runny poops a day and it comes out in several waves during each sitting. Yesterday my husband heard me groaning in the bathroom he opened the door and said are you ok hunny? The stench and sounds of splattering poo in the porcelain bowl told him the answer, oh you poor thing he said as he came in and offered to rub my back his gentle caressing actually helped immensely. I tore off mounds of toilet paper and wiped my backside it took several wipes and my bottom felt like it was on fire I asked him to hit the flush for me as I felt like I still had more to come and the bowl was filling up fast!! The rushing water underneath me felt nice and cool actually just what I needed to soothe my sore bottom. My husband suggested that I turn around and sit facing the cistern so I can flush the toilet with ease myself, it felt so strange sitting that way very unnatural but it actually made my bottom open up more since my legs were spread out wider and I felt I got it all out a lot faster, this trick could also be handy during periods of constipation. Also I didn't need to reach my hand back while flushing as now it was a easy reach right in front of me.


Anonymous Vol

All-gender restroom experience

I've posted here before about this, but I had another experience I would like to share. To remind people, I am a male graduate student in my early 30's, attending a large public university in the south.
Like I've said before,there is a multi-stall, all-gender restroom in the library of the university where I am pursuing a master's degree. I often use this bathroom, because it is always an interesting experience. Halloween was no exception.
On the afternoon of Halloween, I felt the urge to poop driving home from work, so I decided to make a quick stop at the campus to use said bathroom.
I walk up to the library, go into the stall, and sit on the pot. In short order, I pee, and push out a medium sized poop. While I'm sitting there and scrolling my phone , waiting to see if there's any more poop, I hear the door open, and a girl wearing a pair of black Hokas enters the other stall (two-stall-bathroom). She latches the door, gets her pants down, and pees. After her pee finishes, I hear a quiet, airy fart followed by about 20-30 seconds worth of crackles and heavy poop plops. As she is going, I begin to pick up a faint but noticable earthy poop smell.
After her plops end, I remain seated a little bit longer, with silence from her stall, other than her occasionally tapping on her phone screen.
After a few more minutes, I wipe and flush before taking a seat on a bench directly behind the bathroom to reflect on what I had just experienced. After a few more minutes, and at least one other person entering and exiting the bathroom, probably for a pee, I hear the door open, and see a fairy heavyset girl with a short blonde ponytail a Thing 1 shirt, which I assumed was part of a Halloween costume, shorts, and the same black Hokas I remembered seeing in the neighboring stall. At this point she had been in there for around 10 minutes, so I imagined she probably felt a lot better, and was kinda amazed that she would have had anything at all left in her after the barrage of plops I had heard when she first sat on the toilet.
My curiosity got the best of me, and I went back in the bathroom and into her stall. Surprisingly, there was no evidence left in the bowl, although there was a noticable poop smell in the air.
I went back to my car and drove the rest of the way home.
Has anyone else ever had an experience like this one, or does anyone have thoughts on multi-stall all-gender restrooms like this one?


Harris
Hey guys, I'm Harris and this is my first time posting here. I usually have really soft poops, but today was different. This morning at my dorm I had an incredibly large bowel movement! It started off with just gas, then some straining but nothing came out for about 5 minutes. Then suddenly it felt like a freight train was passing through me - literally pushing down with all its might. Finally, after what seemed like forever, out came this huge turd. It was definitely one of the largest ones I've ever made.
It wasn't exactly soft either. It felt more like Play-Doh. When I looked into the toilet, there were multiple dark brown logs floating in the water. The main piece was about 9 inches long and almost an inch thick. I flushed twice before everything went down. The toilet got pretty messy due to the size and shape of my poop. My poops have always been on the messier side, even when I was a kid. They're usually soft and light brown, and I have to wipe more times than average because they never completely come out unless I give them a good push. I was actually surprised that my butt was relatively clean after the whole ordeal. Man, that was quite an experience!


Blushing Mess

Unreal accident

I just have to share this somewhere because what I went through the other day is just unbelievable to me. I'm a pretty regular pooper, so it makes sense that when I started having bad cramps after not having pooped for 2 days I knew something was up. But it was really inconsistent. Like cramping, needing to poo for a little while, then it would subside. It was a pretty cold morning on campus, I was just wearing a hoodie and some of those tight workout sweatpants. I'm also pretty shy about pooping in public, and considering I only had one class in the morning I figured it would be fine just to wait until after the lecture, then to drive home and spend the rest of the day on homework. Hopefully I could use the toilet once home. But those inconsistent cramps came back in the middle of class. I honestly think the only reason I didn't poop my pants that very moment the cramp came back was because I was desperately pushing my butt against the seat to try and subtly hold myself.

Basically the class ended. I slowly packed up my laptop and notebooks as most of the other students were already on the way out. I was somewhat prematurely celebrating in my head since we'd gotten out of class a good 10 minutes early. Despite my body VERY sternly telling me I HAD to hold myself or face the consequences my bowels were threatening, I walked as normal as I could out of the room. The halls were luckily not that busy, because I got about 10 steps into the hallway when my feet planted themselves, legs bent a little, and I couldn't stop myself from letting a slight groan of desperation out. My face was burning red and I felt hot all over. It was an unreal feeling like I didn't have control over my own body. Just a mix of shame and relief washing over me as I felt the first log just erupting into my sweatpants. I felt a huge bulge tent out in the seat of my pants, like at least 10 seconds of consistently pushing out one huge log that coiled into my pants. That log of poo disconnected, and the split second I had before the rest of the load shot out of me, I slightly spread out my stance into a lower position and reach out to steady myself against the wall. I was fighting not to squat down and make every more of a display, as I was trying in that moment to stop pooping my pants like any self respecting college student in this situation would.
But Immediately the load kept coming. The rest of the load was much mushier. This is the part that just kinda shocked me as I already felt a huge firm mound settling in my panties, only for it to be buried in a semi solid mess that noisily came out with a weird crackling sound. That mush just packed the bottom of my panties and between my thighs. Again, I paused, already feeling like I took the biggest poop of my life right into my pants, but I leaned forward a slight amount, kinda on instinct I guess, and pushed. The same amount as before, same sound, this time loading my panties to the waistband. I'm not kidding when I say to the waistband either. I was in shock in that moment. I kinda wanted to cry but I think I was just so exhausted that all I could do was waddle-walk my way down the stair and towards the parking ramp. I got a few looks but luckily I don't think I recognized anyone I saw. Before I sat down in my car I put my backpack in the passenger's side seat and twisted around to feel up and see how bad it was. If you can imagine filling your panties with oatmeal, from just between your thighs, all the way up to the waistband, that's basically what it was.
I had to sit in that the whole way home… needless to say those panties and those sweatpants are long gone. I've thought about this every night and I'm nervous about going back to class tomorrow. God it felt good to finally let go after two days, but that feeling is just overshadowed by the crazy humiliation that came with it. I don't think I'll ever live it down if someone I knew saw me…


Annie

HUGE but soft thick poop shortly after breakfast

I got up this morning feeling super bloated and uncomfortable so I got up, put my feet into the flip flops near the bed, grabbed my Walmart bag, toilet paper off the table, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste, grabbed my water jar, took my flip flops off at the door, opened the door, left my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, went to the washroom, went pee first then brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room, left my room, closed the door and walked upstairs for breakfast. No one was in the living room or dining room so I had peace and quiet. There was really soft rice, kind of like congee but in a little pile and cold and mashed potatoes with cucumbers and chili peppers. On the plate was also apple slices. I ate those first since I didn't want to microwave them and the coffee, mashed potatoes and runny but formed rice were cold. I microwaved the coffee for 50 seconds (it was a small cup and that cup gets really hot) and the food for the same amount of time. I carefully carried each thing to the table, sat down and enjoyed. There were 2 other coffee packages on top of my medications package. I wanted to call my caregiver to ask her about them but I knew she needed her sleep so I didn't. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, drank my water (which I microwaved downstairs. All of us have to do that), took that and my Walmart bag downstairs, quietly went to my room, took my flip flops off, went into my room, put those flip flops on and a short while ago I got the urge to poop. It felt like it was going to be soft. I grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my phone (habit), went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my sweatpants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and peed a lot. Once I was done I pushed and a surprisingly soft but thick poop came out and seemed to keep coming. All I could think was holy shit. The last of it came out and laid in the toilet. It stunk but not terribly. I pushed back my sleeves (to avoid accidentally getting crap on my sleeves), took the toilet paper out of the Walmart bag, took some, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward to clean my butt really well. I wiped until there was nothing on the toilet paper. I don't want skidmarks or marks on my underwear. I put the toilet paper into the toilet when I was done. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a huge soft thick poop in the toilet! I don't know how many feet or inches it was but it was giant. Wow. I think that breakfast and coffee triggered that bathroom trip. Yay! I flushed the toilet and it went down. I flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink, turned off the tap, picked up my Walmart bag off the floor, walked to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked to my room across from it, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, walked into my room, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, walked to the bed, sat down, put the Walmart bag on the bed and have been writing this for the last while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy, happy and is having a good weekend. It's a quiet Sunday here. Have a good day/night (wherever you are)

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Louise

Halloween Party Disaster

Louise here, gonna tell you all a story that happened Halloween night. I was at a Halloween party with my boyfriend, he went as a Victorian Dracula and I went as a Victorian Vampire girl. The party was at a park out in the middle of nowhere, not really a city park, but a gathering place in the forest that had a few amenities like toilets and running water. There was all sorts of baked goods and food and punch, which was alcoholic, I indulged in a bit of everything. I was wearing a reproduction Victorian dress, a corset, etc, the only thing that wasn't historically accurate about my outfit was that I was wearing high heel boots and thigh high socks instead of the traditional shoes and stockings, and a pair of black hip hugger panties. The story really doesn't pick up until about an hour thirty minutes after everyone had eaten, I was standing near a small pond with my boyfriend and his friends when suddenly I was overcome by a wave of nausea, my stomach quietly gurgled and started to cramp, I could feel my butthole start twitching. I knew in that moment that I had to poo, and I had to poo immediately. I looked up to my boyfriend, said that I was going to tinkle, and quickly walked off. As I walked my stomach gurgled and my need intensified, as soon as I was out of eyeshot I lifted up my dress a little and started jogging to the cinderblock toilet building. As I entered the ladies room I saw there were four stalls, the first one had no stall door and was occupied, a girl, a bit shorter than me, maybe 5ft was sitting there with her leggings and shorts around her ankles, she was blushing deeply and quietly groaning, clearly doing a poo. The second stall was out of order but it was clear that it had been used multiple times based on the pile in the bowl. The third stall was occupied and whoever was in there was grunting and whining in a very masculine voice, at first I thought it was a boy but then I looked down and saw the high heels and red panties around her ankles I realized it was one of the transgender girls, she was very clearly doing a big poo, I took the fourth stall, locking the door behind me, I maneuvered my dress into the stall, turning my back to the toilet I began to lift up my dress, I was hit with another wave of nausea and cramps causing me to gag a little, I let out a pretty sloppy fart, it didn't feel like a shart, it was just wet. I managed to get my panties down in record time, planting my butt on the pot. I groaned loudly, practically a scream as I exploded soft mushy poo into the toilet bowl. The first wave lasted five minutes and was a near constant gassy stream of mush. I was sweating and felt so unbelievably sick. I could hear the trans girl in the stall next door groaning and letting out more poo. After another five minutes of wet farts and sharts I got a text from my boyfriend asking if I was okay, I texted him back saying I was feeling horrible and couldn't stop pooping. As soon as I sent the text round two started, and I exploded again, another five minutes of pooing. I heard someone rush into the bathroom and plonk down in the second stall before exploding with diarrhea only to gag and throw up. I stayed on the pot for nearly two and a half hours before I finished, my rear was so sore. It took an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe, and when I got back out to my boyfriend, meeting him at his car, I saw that there were a ton of police cars, apparently someone thought it was funny to put horse laxatives in the punch, two or three people had already been taken to the hospital and the culprit had been arrested, but not before the boyfriend of one of the girls who had to go to the hospital physically beat the shit out of him. I laid down in the back of my boyfriend's car and we went home, stopping to let me poo at a gas station while he bought a case of water. Possibly the worst Halloween party ever.


Jessica W

Answering random survey

Q: How important is privacy when you need to poop?
A: Eh, I never close the door.

Q: Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open?
A: Multiple times during my school days

Q: Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable?
A: Inevintable.

Q: Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there?
A: About two.

Q: Do you produce floating or sinking turds?
A: About two.

Q: Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
A: Sometimes.

Q: Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
A: Never.

Q: Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings?
A: No. I did lots of silly things in my teens, but not that.

Happy pooping,
Jessee


Tig

Small Accident

Hi, Tig back again, for the third time, had a small accident.
My name is actually Tiegan, but I prefer Tig. Its nice and short.
Since having a huge poop this morning before breakfast after taking laxatives yesterday, I have since visited the toilet three more times.
The first visit I did a tinkle and then splattered the bowl with a very large gust of wind.
It was certainly lucky I was sitting on my poor toilet, some days my toilet really cops it.
I was feeling very good by now and I cleaned the bowl for a second time today.
Second visit had a small tinkle and had a few more puffs of wind, more quietly this time.
Third visit had a tinkle and continued to sit.
Did a couple of small windy farts just a couple of small hissers, no longer wet. Okay all good.
A bit later I decided to go to the Supermarket as I needed a couple of things.
At the supermarket I needed to drop a fart, so I quietly sneaked one out.
All good, got away with it nicely. Good.
As I walked around the Supermarket I kept dropping small silent farts.
I reckon they probably smelled bad though, but they felt really good, my stomach now felt great.
I went through the checkout, all good and headed home.
The Supermarket is about 10 minutes walk from home.
On the way home I felt another fart coming up, but it was not coming out just kind of staying in.
So I pushed slightly and it was a fart alright and also promptly pooped myself. Oh boy just what I didn't want.
So I clenched my cheeks together and quickly got home, at least it wasn't too far to go now.
Once home I immediately headed for the toilet and took off my soiled underpants, Great, so I just soaked them in detergent, not really a big problem, could have worse.
For some reason my stomach had started rumbling again, so I sat down on the toilet and got comfortable.
It felt like I really needed to go, so I again I gently pushed and dropped several more very soft logs that kind of splattered into the bowl.
I flushed the toilet and continued to sit and dropped several small hissing farts.
At least I'm safe on the toilet, not worried about pooping your pants and nobody can hear me go.
Maybe I overdid the laxatives took much perhaps and that's the thing I find with laxatives, they can be unpredictable.
After a while I finished up on the toilet and all was normal for a while
Before I went to bed I actually felt quite good and I sat on the toilet to pee and see whatever else.
Not really any poop but I am still very gassy, loose little rude wind gusts still popping out, they make feel much happier.
Tomorrow I should be okay.
I hope I'm not going into too much detail here though.
The funny thing is I have never ever described being on my poor toilet like I have here. Nobody normally knows.
So I guess tomorrow I will describe what happens when I'm on the toilet.
Love from Tig


Jenny SIS
Catherine
- Hi SPAS SIS, I just had a very satisfying "Island" Poop where the poop piles up as high a few inches above the water. It smells more than average since I think the water dissipates some of the smell. OK I'm sooooo not saying you stink...except when you poop and fart of course. I imagine when you are not pooping or farting you smell very clean especially from the frequent handwashing and maybe some hand lotion! Catherine, I think if you poop and you are in too much of a hurry to wipe completely or your run out of toiler paperer you wipe 20 times and still get a skidmark...that's a Jenny!!! hahaha. Anyway , my poop was very satisfying. I was alone at home so I let myself moan and I got extra clean with my soft toilet paper and wet wipes! I feel so good and empowered with my clean butt! Epilogue I went to pee a couple hours later and my white bikini Calvin Kleins were spot less, even after my big poop! I said out loud " That was a Catherine Poop!"

Anna from Austria
- 4 women pooping in a public restroom is what I have noticed, though I could never 100% confirm if everyone was pooping. The outlier was sports, though this was a while ago so my memory is fuzzy. However, the experiences cumulatively were life changing for me in terms of embracing my bodily functions when I observed 3-5 girls on a soccer, basketball, and softball team opening pooping in a locker room. I would know not just from the smell but the conversation and commentary about pooping. I have seen at least one of the above teams in late high school and college talking in a cacophony about the feelings, smells and appearance of poop by very healthy attractive young women. One time there were two girls pooping with the stall open even though there were doors and once time a girl was pooping in a stall without the door with her shorts all the way down to her ankles, though she was leaned forward to push and maybe modesty ? Anna, I also like to poop before or early in my workouts as well. Usually spin classes and outdoor biking lead to some goofy looking skid marks if I am wearing light colored underwear because of my undies riding up my butt with the bike seat and all the sweat, friction and the limitations of dry toilet paper . I don't think I caught on until I was 35 that it was better to wear a cotton thong to minimize skid marks when I bike. The last time I wore full back panties when biked, I joked with my husband that my panties looked like a Rorschach test and I asked what he saw when I showed him my Soma panties post bike ride. The sweet guy said he saw "my fine @$$..." also sorry if that was too gross of an image for any of you.


Anybody else think biking leads to automatic skidmarks?

Robtoria
-I have no problem about your talking about my booty...and thank you for the nice comments! This forum is place for me to vulnerable so often you all hear my worst fears and insecurities, but especially the last 10 years or so, I am very confident and proud of my juicy bottom. In fact after years of reading here, I imagine myself, Victoria B., Catherine, Anna from Canada and probably others I have (apologetically) left out and forgotten all have healthy, round, feminine bottoms that may make men's head explode if they read about what our butts go through on a daily basis. (Robyn I don't remember you describing your body on this forum, but I am sure you are beautiful from that smart head to toe, including your booty in between. Victoria has posted some nice descriptions of her underwear and by association her bum in this forum if you want to look back maybe 8-10 years) I think by midway through the early 00's society was starting to embrace the bigger bums as much or more than the skinny 80's/90 Calvin Klein butts (with the exception of fellow Seattleite Sir Mix a Lot in the early 90's). Anyway, moving back from butts to toilet paper to poop, I'm generally happy with the Kirkland Costco toilet paper and I hope you both enjoy the wiping experience as well as the cost. I admit often if I use Costco toilet paper, I am pairing with wet wipes, but even when I don't, they are softer than the toilet paper at work and the gym. I don't specifically remember using Cottonelle toilet paper in its prime, but I am sure I have tried all types of toilet paper brands in a friend's bathroom. I am one of the most frugal of my friends and I vaguely remember talking to a group of less frugal friends about using brand names versus generic. Haha I actually remember one girl saying she like her brand name toilet paper to keep her panties clean and her roommate joking quipped " I saw your laundry...If you use brand name toilet paper, I hate to say how you would do with generic! "I had forgotten this conversation as we were a few glasses of wine in and were having quite the giggles about everything! Victoria and Robyn, let me know what you think the tp. I look forward to Robyn's work stall story!

Skidmarked from Columbia
-As posted above I happened to buy a supply of toilet paper from Costco at the beginning of the pandemic, which you have shopped at Costco is a large bulk supply, so I never ran out of toilet paper. Is started working from home more than ever with telehealth visits so I actually was only getting skidmarks once a week or less since most of my poops were at home as well. I like many women swap out my underwear every 3-4 years, although maybe since hitting 35 I make them last a little longer. I have thrown away two pairs of panties in grad school with my diarrhea accidents, but hey were old and cheaper panties. I sharted two years ago, but they were nicer panties (from Marshalls) and they were black so there was no stain after washing. I probably have at any time two pairs of panties that still have skidmark stains after several washings but that is usually the sign to rotate them out to me. I would have to say though most of my skidmarks are lines as I wipe thoroughly most of the time and rarely not wipe or knowingly "short wipe" myself. I too also wonder if I pass posters in real life, or even if there are "celebrities" posting in this forum. Maybe one of us posters regularly giver lectures at university and conferences about nursing despite how bad she types on forums ;)


Kerri
-Nice to meet you and hope you get a great concert and trip to Vegas! I am not a big Vegas girl, but when I do go, I have a great time despite not being a big drinker (anymore) or gambler! I do remember getting constipated the last two times I went to Vegas and having to push out some giant poops in nice Vegas hotels!

Norm
-Thank you for the positive vibes! I know social media can be toxic, but I think Instagram would be more accepting of my butt than 90's" beauty" magazines . My rear is healthy, but bigger than Rachel, Monica and Phoebe on friends

Wow lots of butt talks today. and mine just let out a loud but not fragrant fart as I type on my standing desk...I swear i just pooped in the last hour, but here I am farting again!

-Skidless in Seattle


Lena S.

Reply to Jenny

Hi Jenny,

Thank you for your reassuring words. It was so satisfying to let it all out. Thankfully I'd peed at one of the stores we went to before we came home and I didn't have to go that bad or else I think it would have been a bigger mess. I was able to wipe completely and just tied the bag up and tossed it in my outdoor garbage can. We both felt fine after, the greasy food from those chain restaurants usually always makes me gassy and cleans me out pretty good. I'm sorry you weren't feeling better after your diarrhea accident, but as you said, it really happens to everyone at some point. I'm sure I'll be back soon enough with another story, take care

Lena


Amy

Happy Halloween

I am sitting on the toilet thinking about all the ???? chocolate tonight that is in people's ???? becoming less ???? getting prepared for it's trip through the intestines while in bed and early tomorrow. At some point tomorrow or the next day they will sit on the toilet their butt holes will open and the nice brown chocolate will come out still brown but poop flavored with maybe some nut remnants in it. All different sizes and consistencies. They can take one last look at the chocolate they ate on Halloween before flushing it down and they can also think of the candy they have left and how good it will taste and what it will look like in the toilet.

I wonder if tonight is the biggest night for candy being digested and if tomorrow is the biggest day for poop created from candy.

I am all done pooping my poop nice and solid by body did a great job digesting and getting it ready for the toilet. I think it might be from the roast beef sandwich I had last night and other candy I had.


Annie

Big poop after breakfast

Hi everyone. Have been having constipation lately so I have been eating healthy, drinking plenty of warm/hot water, etc. This morning I got up around 8:15 (my cell phone alarm wakes me up), I sat up, put my feet into my bedroom flip flops (I keep them next to my bed), grabbed my Walmart bag and toothbrush and toothpaste, went pee, brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste into my room afterwards and went upstairs for breakfast. All 3 of my meals were on the table to my surprise. Breakfast was covered up and there was a small cup of coffee. Was very happy to see that. I microwaved breakfast and my coffee, took it to the table and ate slowly (the utensils were already there on this small holder thing). It was ???? spicy dumplings with ground beef on top and there was an apple next to the plate. After breakfast I took my medications (the drug store gives me a blister pack with all my medications packaged. It's a week's worth of medications and the time of day to take it). I was very full but happy, thankful and satisfied. I grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs.

A few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, left my room, put on the flip flops out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big solid poop. Wow. It felt a lot better getting it out, especially after being constipated. Finally the last of it came out and laid in the toilet. I pushed again to see if anything else needed out. Nope. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the bag on the floor and got to work wiping. First I wiped my vagina then I leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt. Not a messy wipe but there was a little blood. Oops. Put the toilet paper into the toilet afterwards, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, turned around to look in the toilet. Wow. A long thick solid poop was in the toilet. It was dark. Now to try to flush it. Flushed and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap (it's one of those taps that you have to push down), grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked to my room across from the washroom, took the flip flops off first outside the door, turned on the light, opened the door, went into my room, closed the door, put on the flip flops in here, dried my hands on the towel, had to fill my water jar and microwave it first, come back to my room and am now writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and had a good Halloween.

Happy pooping and peeing!

Annie


Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Hi Everyone. Are you very fine? In Japan very heavy rain now. So we can't go out. So Mina decide to tell you story of Friday of last week.

Because it was weekday, we didn't do our morning motion all together. Mina and Kazu sleeping in green flat that week, so we did our motion after breakfast in green flat while Maho and Chae doing in beige flat.

But we tell you Mina's motion only.

After Mina sits down and gives farts, Kazu stopped make-up. She came to beside of Mina. "I do make-up after Mina finish, there is plenty time."

PLOP. Plop. Plop. PLOP.

"Minappé, beautiful."

Buuuu. Plop. Splat.

"Stand up Minappé, I flush."

Mina stood up and Kazu flush. Mina sat down again.

Plop. Plop.

Buuuuu.

"Are you sure Kazu?"

"Of course sure! I want to be here! There is a lots of time."

It is true. Because we are very early bird, and on weekday our breakfast is simple (but very big). So we have lots time for our motion.

Buuuuu. Plop. Plop. SPLAT.

Kazu come close. "Minappé I want to kiss to you so much."

"Ii yo." (This is mean, "Okay, you can.")

Chuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Kiss Kiss Kiss.

Suddenly Mina turn away mouth and head. "Sorry Kazu but I can't defecate with kissing."

Plop. Splat.

Again Chuuuuuuuuu. Kiss kiss.

Splat. "I think this is last one, except little pieces."

"I stay here. Minappé, I love you."

Plip, plip, plip....

"Kazu, I feel funny."

"Minappé, you look funny.... Your face go red."

Buuuu. Buu... Bururururururururururururururururu!

"Wow Minappé!" Are you OK?

"Yes OK. I feel good now, and finish."

We look in loo.

"Minappé! Beautiful! I love you! I love you!"

But it is not beautiful. It is big brown mushy mess all over inside of loo. But Kazu took photo! Then Mina pinched Kazu's bottom. "OW."

While Mina washing her bottom with washlet, she try to remember phrase which she heard in Wales, about this mierda Kazu think beautiful and Mina don't think. So later Mina ask to Rhondda sister. She answer, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Mina can understand well. She also ask to Rhondda sister about satisfy, because after two long kiss Kazu seems she has enough. And Rhondda sister answer, "We can have too much of a good thing" and "Enough is as good as a feast" it is proverb, and Mina studied it. English language has many beautiful expression. Japanese also has, but English more beautiful, Mina think.

After Mina finished to wash, Kazu dried Mina's bottom, and suddenly Mina hear loud sniff. Kazu is crying!

"Kazu..."

"I'm OK! Boo-hoo! Minappé I love you."

"Kazu-chan I love you."

Hug and kiss, but short one. Enough is as good as a feast.

Mina pulled up panties and slacks, and Kazu flushed twice. Then we did make-up, and for Mina it was second time. Lucky Kazu didn't do make-up before she cry.

But Friday evening, when Mina and Kazu relate this story to Hisae and Maho, we all started cry. We cried so much, we rushed to tatami room to cry there. And Saturday morning, Hisae cried on loo with doing a large diarrhoea, because she remember this happening. She cried for ten minutes and sh**ted for bit more than ten minutes.

Sorry long story. We hope you yawn only once or twice, if you are enough brave to finish to read.

Love to everyone.

Chakamami


Shannon T

Adulthood accidents

ve had two adulthood pooping accidents and both times were like a nightmare... the first time, i was in my late 20s and was traveling with my fiance to my in laws house...i needed to go badly when we were almost there, so bad that I thought I would have an accident in the car. It sort of subsided eventually, and my fiance insisted we were really close and there was no better place to stop for a bathroom before their house. So, I did my best to make it- i held it in the rest of the drive, held it in walking up to the house, held it in going in the front door, then i couldn't hold it anymore and i pooped my pants in the front hallway. It was big and soft and came out in a burst and instantly filled my underwear. It didnt take long for his whole family to figure out i had an accident immediately upon arriving at their house...my god I was so mortified. We had to spend the whole weekend with them all fully aware that i did a BM in my pants. I wanted to just disappear!

It happened to me again a couple years later...in fact the day after my 30th birthday it happened. This time I was at work...ugh. i had to close down with my boss and we have to do a security walk. We had been rushing to finish up and go home and i was holding in a big dump hoping to wait until i got home...to my horror, i ended up having an accident in my khakis while standing in a small office with my boss. It smelled terrible and was visible in my pants so i couldn't play it off, and i felt so stupid trying to explain how i managed to crap my pants instead of excusing myself to the bathroo.. It was intensely embarassing, but I'm glad it was just my boss and not all my coworkers who witnessed it. She let me go clean myself up and head home a little early...

Since then, ive thankfully not pooped in my pants. Nowadays I just worry about making it to the toilet in the morning when i have to pee so bad! Sometimes my undies are wet but its not a big deal compared to my poop mishaps.

Shannon T.


Marley

Thank You!!!

Hi! I wanted to thank everyone for the kind words and encouragement about Western NC and about my super-embarrassing laxative accident! They made me feel so much better!

I really don't know if I'll post much again. But thanks for reading my story and for making me feel better!

Lot's of love,

Marley


Bitsy

does anybody else have diabetes insipidus??

Ok, so this website has some posts on it that sparked my interest. Its funny how I've never found anything like this online for my condition but here we are!!!! I couldn't find anything elsewhere regarding diabetes insipidus. Not much here regarding that condition except the stories of other women on here taking the longest pees. I just have to ask if you all have this condition or what? Since long pees are my specialty. but anyway, I digress.

Having grown up with 2 sisters and a younger brother, nothing spectacular and everything was normal in our bathroom. Maybe my older sister Katie could be famous for her toilet clogging turds. She "forgets" to flush - no one wants to see how thick or comically long they get. But good for her pooping her entire colon out. Back to my bladder.

Having diabetes insipidus and taking the world's longest pees is not all fun and games. It all started when I was driving home from university my freshman year, I lost my balance and fell onto concrete in a taco bell parking lot. I hit my head very hard on the ground and luckily was able to drive to the hospital although I was in pain and blacked out at the hospital. After being bedridden at the hospital for a few days with a concussion, they allowed me to leave and visit my family. In the hospital and on the way home, I was becoming increasingly thirstier and thirstier. I was CONSTANTLY drinking water, glass after glass after glass. Bathroom trips were numerous. Everyone in my family noticed. And the pees were long. Normally I could turn the tap on for 10 seconds and finish, but 10 seconds became 20 seconds and so on and so forth.

Turns out I had a tumor on my pituitary gland from the fall. The doctors gave me the option to surgically remove it, but it was so small and I had little money at that time so I elected out of it. I had no other symptoms and all that hydration is so so good for my skin I love it. Been 10+ years without any issue. Well...

Except for the fact that my incident resulted in me having an abnormally large bladder due to holding it constantly. The 20 second pees turned into 30 seconds, into 60 seconds, into...well...if you have diabetes insipidus you might understand. Maybe I'm unusual but I like to think I turned my curse into a blessing. It feels good to me. I do not care if you have to wait a few minutes for my bladder to finish peeing, I will tell anyone they have to wait a long time if I have to. If they're lucky and catch me at my worst, or best for some of you folk on here, they'll get an amazing free show and I really don't think they'll wait 10 minutes for the encore. At least the toilet seat will be warm!!!!!!!!

ANYBODY ELSE HAVE THIS CONDITION? WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU???


Sunday, November 3, 2024


Son of a Preacher Man
My wife and I were watching our two teenage grandchildren for the weekend. My 13 year old grandson and I decided to go to the downtown festival in the small town I live in while his sister and my wife went on a shopping trip. They dropped us off a few blocks from the festival. We would have to walk back when we were ready to go home. We grabbed something to eat from one of the food trucks, then walked around for about an hour. Jessie started to look uncomfortable as we walked. I thought maybe it was getting too hot and asked if he wanted to get something to drink. He said he wasn't feeling well and wanted to start walking back. I asked if he was okay. He said he needed to go to the bathroom. I pointed out the portable toilets down one of the side streets. He said they were always too dirty and he could wait until we got home. We started our mile walk back to my house. After a while I could tell he was struggling. He was talking less and walking like he was in pain. There were no stores or anything to try to stop at. We just had to get back as quickly as we could. With only a few more blocks to go, he looked like he was near tears. Again I asked if he was okay. He squeezed between his legs and said he had to poop really bad. I tried to encourage him, telling him we were almost home. As we got near my house he ran to the front door. It was locked so he had to wait for me. I tried to hurry. Now he truly was in tears, squatting and grabbing his butt. He cried that he couldn't hold it anymore. I got the door open. He ran by me to the bathroom. I tried to give him his privacy but noticed he hadn't taken the time to close the door all the way. I could see him sitting on the toilet, still in tears. I asked him if he made it. He mumbled that he went in his pants a little. I asked if he wanted some help. I know he was embarrassed but agreed to my help. When I opened the door I saw a small pile of poop in his underwear. I think he made it in time for most of his poop to end up in the toilet. I told him to give me his pants and underwear and I would wash them. He slid his shorts and underwear down over his shoes, being careful to keep the poop in his underwear and not on the floor. When he stood up I could see poop had smeared over his butt. I told him to jump in the shower to clean up while I started the wash, then get some different clothes out of his room. Nothing was said when my wife and his sister came home later. His accident remained our secret.


Catherine

Replies

Jenny SIS: Hi SIS! I hope that you are well! That makes me so happy that you dedicated the biggest turd to me! I know you are always on the go when you have to go, but maybe if you have a poop that is super satisfying and you wipe clean easily, you can call it a Catherine. I had a poop this morning that came out in five pieces and I thought of you! I will call that a Jenny!

Norm: Thank you for reading the post from ten years ago. I think that if I were a teenager when that happened, I would have freaked out. As an adult, I do well to control my emotions in public. But that was embarrassing! I was not angry at all, just humiliated! Thanks for your kind words and the birthday greetings!

Jenny T: I am so glad that anything that I have written might have helped you in some way. I'm so glad that you are on the forum! Please keep writing! As far as trying for three, at 44 I am just glad I have my two satisfying ones daily. If I can keep that up for the next 10-15 years, I will be happy. But three sounds like it's so much fun!

Denise: I agree with everything that you have written! I am so sorry that your ADHD has interfered with your life in a way that you find embarrassing. I am sure you are an amazing person!

MD Dan: It sounds like you and Kate are made for each other! Prayers and well wishes for this growing relationship! Thank you for the birthday greetings!

Mina: I hope that Maho is feeling better now!

And, just a thought about pooping. As I write this and think about my 44 years on this earth and how much time has gone by, I can honestly say that defecation has been one of my favorite activities in life. I know that's weird. But it is. Maybe I can write more about that later. But I really do enjoy it and talking to you all about it!

Love to all!

Catherine!


Anna from Austria
Hi everyone. Got another story for you. Not really about me but still interesting.

A few days ago I was taking a spinning class for the first time at my local gym. It was a interesting but also very exhausting experience.

it seems that the spinning class has activated the bowels of many of the ladies taking the class.

After the class the whole locker room was filled with women pooping that have joined the class.

Cannot remember that I have ever witnessed such mass pooping event when 5 or 6 women where all pooping at the same time.

I was not among them because I could empty my bowels before taking the class.

It was really funny to hear so many women pooping at once. The only other time I have experienced something similar was at a big airport restroom. But the record there was 3 or 4 women pooping at the same time. Not 5 or even 6.

Well that is my story for today

greetings from Austria

Anna


Annie

To Thunder

Hi Thunder. Yes I was born 2 months premature, was born small (5 lbs 8 oz and about the size of someone's forearm). I also had lesions in my brain that eventually turned into first absence seizures then as an adult grand mal seizures. I had most of a benign brain ????our removed in July 2013. Unfortunately because of my rare seizures, the amount of appointments I have to go to and the amount of medications I'm on (for various things including constipation) I am on Disability. I can't work. I used to before the surgery and my stroke sometimes.

As for if I need to be accompanied on the toilet. No. I eat healthy, drink plenty of water and can usually go to the washroom. I sometimes still get constipated (I have since I was a little baby). For that I drink plenty of warm water. Plus my caregiver is in her 70s now so she can't easily come upstairs and downstairs (she has to take her time). Does it suck? Yes but I work around it and find solutions.


Shayna

Reply

To Thunder: It always feels amazing. There's definitely a sort of afterglow, I woke up early this morning around 3:00 to take a shit and there was something about being half asleep as I grunted out this monster that made it even more satisfying and pleasurable. Once it was finally in the bowl, broken in half on top of itself, I even dozed off for a few minutes before coming to and wiping and going back to bed.


Pete

Doing your Number Two

I've always enjoyed doing my number two. I go to the toilet and I pull my underpants and trousers down to my ankles and lift the toilet seat and sit on the bare rim of the pot to have a shit. I usually begin with one or more enormous farts, which create the inevitable foul stink which one associates with shitting. No relief without a stink! Once all the turds have fallen out of the shithole, it is necessary to wipe in order to clean any residual traces of shit from the cheeks and the crack of your arse. Some cultures use a wet sponge on a stick, others a stream of running water, but most westerners use toilet paper. Dry wiping uses varying amounts of paper, depending on the quality of the paper and the hairiness of the arse-crack. Usually it should be supplemented by washing the crack with soap and water to minimize the risks of skidmarks in your underpants. Ideally you need a bidet to get properly clean, but they are rare. The most enjoyable defecations that I personally have experienced are after a period of constipation. Passing the first turd is often a bit of a struggle. Once that has fallen, however, it is followed with slightly smaller but softer turds which land in the water of the WC with a big splash.


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