Nik
I had an interesting experience with Anne, the drummer in my band. She's a tall girl, well-toned body, blue eyes, short-medium length red hair, very pretty. We were at her house fooling around. She suddenly announces that she needs to "excrete". She tends to be the more modest one and uses non-descriptive terms like that but we know when she says she needs to "excrete" it means she needs to poop.
Rachel, in a pensive mood, just said "have fun" and continued reading an article. I followed her into the bathroom. I don't even have to ask anymore, she understands. She pulled down her black pants and her white panties to her mid-calves and sat down. She sort of bunched up her pink blouse above her waist and relaxed. She peed for 15 secs and then abruptly stopped.
She got into her pooping position: she spreads her thighs apart slighty, she brings her feet inward slighty, gets up on the balls of her feet, places her hands on her thighs, and hunches over slighty. She grunted a few times and I could hear the poop coming out. I could here it softly crackling out. It was a long one and I could see tears welling up in her eyes, like she was about to cry. She always does that, her eyes just get real watery when she poops.
The turd was already in the water and dropped off with with a small splash. The smell was quite obvious. She peed again for the same amount of time and aprubtly stopped. She pooped again. She repeated the cycle 2 more times. There must of been a lot of gas trapped behind all that poop because she then farted, loud and long. Then she just happily announced, "all done!" She wiped her vagina and scooted foward to wipe her butt. I could see into the toilet and it looked like a horse had taken a dump, not her!
It took two flushes to get it all down and left several skid marks. She put the fan on before she left 'cause it smelled bad!
Eric- Isn't just wonderful how karma works? I always love it when someone who is really snobbish and claims they never poop gets caught with their pants down.Traveling Guy
I'm just back from a short vacation trip, still catching up with last week's posts. My wife, one of our daughters, our son, and I camped at the Delaware seashore for four days. The campground has some of the cleanest bathouse facilities I've ever seen, but they have many more showers and wash sinks than toilets. The facility I used had just two urinals and two pan toilets. There was the usual assortment of guys of all ages taking their craps at all hours. I noticed that the dumps were a lot fartier in the morning, the result of holding it in all night, I guess. I managed to keep my bowels moving pretty well, but only every other day.
One morning I got up before everyone else and headed for a tall dune to watch sunrise over the Atlantic on a clear, cool morning. Wow! Afterwards, I felt the need for a crap and felt encouraged by all the outdoor dumpers here, so I found a secluded place behind the dunes. I had taken some TP along for this very purpose. A little earlier, I saw a 30-ish looking woman on her bike at the scenic overlook. We were the only two people about in that part of the beach. When I was squatting and in full motion, she came walking with her bike through the sand around some of the bushes, about 35 feet away from me but facing the other way. Without spotting me (I think) she put down her bike, found a good nesting spot, pulled some TP out of her pocket, dropped her shorts and briefs and squatted. I had a full view of her backside between two clumps of dune grass. She took her time getting relaxed, so I suspected that a good show was on the way. Sure enough, with her back to me ! she produced a long, firm poop that coiled a bit in the sand, followed by a couple of small pieces. Then came a small stream of pee, like an afterthought. Wow, I won the lottery!! She wiped, front and back, stood and adjusted her panties and shorts, kicked some sand over her production (aw!) and reached down for her bike. And then she happened to glance over my way and spotted me. I was finished by then but still squatting and motionless. She looked startled at first, but I gave her a friendly smile so she'd know I was only doing what she'd just done. She shrugged a bit and smiled back and then walked her bike back around some bushes and out of sight, never to be seen by me again. Wow, am I glad I followed that urge to poop al fresco.
Back home, I had a real dumping experience. It was like some of the Metamucil stories posted here lately by ALTHEA, MICHELLE IN LOUISANA, and others, but it was completely natural. At about 7 a.m., I took one of those effortless "automatic" dumps, producing a single 16-incher, about 1.5 in. thick. Boy, did it ever feel good coming out. A real moaner! That was followed by two shorter pieces, about 1.5 in. each. I thought that was it for the day, but about an hour later I had another big urge. This time it was several long strings of poop, over 20 in. in all, I'd say, but thinner than before, maybe 1/2 to 3/4 in. thick. Despite taking some good dumps at the beach, I guess my bowels had some catching up to do.
CARMALITA - !Felicitaciones on your engagement, my love! I wish you and Jake every happiness. Your question about penis size and peeing isn't stupid. It does put a new twist, though, on the old "Does size make a difference?" debate. As far as I know about it (which isn't a lot), how much a guy (or a woman) pees has to do with the how much urine is in the bladder, the bladder's size, whether there are unusual bladder contractions or some other urinary irritation, or whether the bladder isn't emptying completely, due to a swollen prostate gland (guys only, of course). It sounds like your intended doesn't have any of those problems. He is, as you say, just a big guy all over. As to whether size makes any other difference... Well, I won't ask.
Mr. Noname
Hi All!
I haven't been able to download the recent posts--takes too long on-line-- to read any comments to me (if there are any), nor read anyone else's posts, but I can still get on long enough to post.
Anyway, so here goes again.
Back to the old argument of whose dumps are bigger--I am fully convinced that women do have bigger dumps than men. At least my girlfriend's are larger than mine, anyway. We eat exactly the same foods except that she eats lots of whole grain breads. That does make the difference, but when I eat them, nothing happens. I still get the same pile of mushy "soft serve" stuff. This whole week--five straight days in a row so far--she has been eating this bread, drinking lots of water (which I've been doing too) and she has produced a huge, soft BM everyday. For the past two days she is back to doing her duty in the mornings which means we are able to buddy dump in true spirit. Right after breakfast yesterday and today, she felt hers coming on, so we spread out the paper. yesterday I went first. Mine kind of squited out--the Mexican-style beans I had the day before. She took delight in watching my hole open and the stuff come rushing out. She gets a real thrill out of it. I know ma! ny posters get a kick out of mushy stuff and diahrrea, but I don't. Then it was her turn. She sat down on the paper and propped herself up so that I had a front view. I watched as her anus and perineum domed out, giving birth to this big, medium brown, soft turd. It was rather chunky and knobbily, unlike my effort, and fell off in two or three pieces. She had to move back to keep the turn from scrunching up against her ass. It was a little over two inches thick and gave off a rich, healthy odor.
This morning, she felt a another big one, so after breakfast we spread ou the paper and she got down first. It was already pushing its way out, so squatting was more comfortable. No gas, nothing. It just eased its way out and fell in several big chunks right on the paper. It must have been a grand total of 14 inches long and more than two inches thick. At least clean up was easy.
I just dumped her productions into the toilet where they floated gracefully before I sent them spiraling down the porcelain god's throat. My mushy stuff, on the other hand, was too messy to throw in the toilet, so we just wrapped up the paper, stuck it in a plastic sack and threw it outside in the dumpster.
So, to those of you wanting to produce big dumps (though it doesn't work with me), the secret seems to be lots of water and whole grain breads. A dose of cream (in coffee) or yogurt also seems to help my girlfriend's dumps.
What a productive week, dump wise!
Keep churnin' 'em out--the good posts and dumps! I hope to get on-line long enough a bit later to read all the new posts.Janitor Bill
This is only my second post, but i really
injoy reading past and present postings.
Recently i was thinking of a girl i use to
work with years ago in a large office
setting. She was a very attractive girl
of italian descent, she was very open about
her bathroom habits witch really surprised
me because this was the first girl I've
ever met that was. The more i got to know her
the more relaxed she seemed in talking about
pooping.
Initialy she would never talk about size of
her turds, but would say things like she had
to poop, or she did'not have time to take
her morning poop. One day with just the two
of us in the office i got the courage to ask
her if she did big poops? To my surprise and
delight without missing a beat she responded
with oh yeah my poops are huge.
One day I overheard her talking to another
female co-worker about a visit to her doctor
for a problem she called a anal fissure.
As i said this was a few years ago, and my
interest then was not as it is now.
Apparently it was a painful condition that
required medical treatment. One day i asked
her what a anal fissure was and how she got
it? She just laughed and told me that it
was because her poops are to big and wide
and that it tore her asshole. About a month
later i moved to a new office and lost touch
with her, but i always wondered if she was
telling me the truth. Is there anyone that
knows if this is true? Do you get a anal
fissure from abnormaly large turds or are
there other reasons for this condition.
If it is true, has anyone ever had this
condition from pooping to big?Ephermal
My computer crashed so I've been out of touch...
Anyway, today I went for a long (almost 2 hr) run/walk through this rural area near my house. Well, I had to pee so bad it hurt so I decided okay I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna pee in the woods (I've said before how hard this is for me). It was hot today, but not sweltering like it's been all week, so I had come in from work at the pool and changed into just a swim suit top (tankini--it's like a sports bra in shape) and guy's swim trunks with no underwear, shoes and socks. My hair was pulled back in a low ponytail that went halfway down my back and I wore a red bandana tied on my head and sunglasses. SO I went down by this wooded area but the road wasn't as vacant as I thought and it was hard to find a place away from the passing cars (out of sight). I took my shorts off, spread my legs apart and bent my knees a little bit and allowed the stream to begin. It started slowly cause I was nervous and was just starting full blast when a car went by (possibly seeing a nice vie! w of my ass) so it stopped for a split second, then resumed full blast until it trickled off about half a minute later. I put on my shorts and resumed my run leaving the glistening leaves behind.
Jeffrey
Hi everybody. I'm 18 years old and live in Los Angeles (but not for much longer, as I'll be going away to school next month). I've been reading the posts here for some time and every time it strikes me as interesting how uninhibited and (to a certain degree) passionate people are about toilet matters.
WILL - Your method of standing behind the dunes sounds excitingly daring. Although, it probably wouldn't work very well at the local beaches here. During this time of year, the beaches are usually crowded and there aren't really any dunes. But given the total lack of privacy in the beach restrooms, you might as well stand up and shit in front of everybody. Do the local police mind such things where you live?
Buzzy
Happy satuday morning to all-some responses
TO CARMELITA-Oola,senorira,enjoyed yor story with you and patsy and you helping her with her problem by putting your finger in her butt to loosen things up-you really know your stuff!Also I always enjoy your own unloadings too-i love your pre-poop farting with your good loads-wish you and I could do a good woods dump together sometime-would be very productive to say the least and fun too!good stuff
TO HELEN OF TROY-Nice story with you pooing out in the garden,yes i'm sure your hubby loved the view-you should accomodate him with some more of that kind of stuff,believe me I think he'll really enjoy it!Once you've pooed outdoors,it kind of a release from the norm and it's really fun to do-It's hard to explain why but I guess you feel a part of nature doing it-believe me you'll want to do it more often-take it from me-i know!It's fun stuff!
Had another great session this a.m. out in the wild-got up at 7 a.m.and right away i feel like i gotta go,so I head out to the woods and as i'm riding down the last street to the path to the woods,i run into "donna"and she turns around to see me and say"hey,cutie good morning,haven't seen you in a few days,are you off to do some business?"I said"yup,I really gotta go"she says"Oh goody,guess what I gott to do-do too!"I said "you're kidding right,or are you just trying to give me some instiration?"She said "No I really have to go,I ahd to go at the house,but I figured I may see you so I'm holding it,so c'mon,lets get going!"So since she was a jogger we walked rather briskly to the woods and after about 15-20 mins of searching,we found a spot and quickly got undressed and I decided to break out my mirror and I said to her " hey want to try something cool,I want to put this mirror down where wew can watch our dumps together" she looked at me with this puzzled look and said"You! mean actually watch ourselves do-do?-i don't know?"I said"hey lets try it,ok,if you don't fell right about it I'll just forget itOK?"So we both were undressed and squatted next to each other about a foot away from each other and I positioned the mirror to where I could see both or us and I have to admit it was a really cool view of seeing both of our anuses about a foot apart-I looked over at her and see looked in the mirror and said" you know this is the 1st time I ever saw my own ass this way and you know,it kinda interesting,i have to admit,but Buzzy you are a bit twited you know that?" I just laughed and said"What else is new,hey I really gotta go,so let go together,ok?"She said"Ok",i'm ready too" and for that moment I was so overcome with excitement and anticpation as I looked in the mirror and saw both her anus and mine start to dome and I let out a long fart and she laughed and grunted as I looked at her anus in the mirror and she right away started to push out a knobb! y turd and started to fall apart and plop to the ground in little balls and my anus opened up with another fart and a long smooth turd came out pretty quickly and started to curl on the ground and for a few,I could see both our assholes open and domed with poop coming out and it was great.I looked over at her and surprisingly she is looking in the mirror at her own anus in fasination and then looking at me letting out this long turd and she said" boy this is a really fun thing to do,i'm enjoying this in a way"and I looked over and saw a little pile of balls and her anus was open but nothing was coming out,but my asshole was a different story-i just did a 15 inch rope of excrement and feeling like i had to do more but i said " listen I gotta go more,but I'm going to wait for you to go with me,OK?or are you done?"She said " No i think I have to go more soon" and we decided to stand up and give our legs a break and looked at our piles-Mine was a curled pile of soft sausages and! she had a small pile of balls and I said" you really have to get some fiber in your diet" and she said"i'ver BEEN eating raisin bran every morning and drinking a lot of water too" I said " really,could have fooled me" and we both laughed,After about 15 mins I had to poo again,but i could hold it and finally we are talking and she says as she rubbed her ????"uh-oh,I think i'm ready to do-do now how about you?"I said" i been haveing to go for the last 10 mins" and we both went over to the mirror and squatted down in the same position and right away I could see both our anuses starting to dome out and I said"OK lets do this together" and at the same time we both relaxed our assholes and we both let out small farts and her anus jsut exploded with this really long soft turd that went on for quite a bit and I tried to catch up and pushed out another long turd of my own and I look in the mirror and see both our anuses opened wide with these long turds coming out and I could see her! doing the same thing as we both moaned in relief and pleasure and emptied our bowels on the ground as our piles grew and she ended her dump wuth a long wet fart and I could see her raisin bran was doing it's thing.This was fantastic!! I felt done and just squatted there looking her pushing out the innermost part of her BM which was really soft and she was doing quite a pile and I was losing my mind watching this whole thing and occationally pushing out some farts and squgglies of my own.Then she said" well.I think i'm done,can I wipe you?"I said"absolutely" and she wiped me like a baby and I returned the favor as we both had some post poop fun and games and finally I decided to ask her to go out to dinner one nite and she said"I'd like to but,i'm still in a kinda a limbo with my husband and we're not sure what we are going to do" I looked at her and said"Well,just let me know what you want to do" and she looked back at me and said"Sorry,i just don't want to lie to you about a! nything cause i really enjoy your company" I said"ok we can keep it li9ke this If you want,i'm haveing a great time with you as it is!"and we both got dressed and walked out to the street and said goodbye and I thought"hey what the hell,if she wants to keep it the way it is,that's fine with me,i just hope she is telling me the truth about her old man-i definetly DON"T want to run inot this guy if they are still married!"Just my luck,huh--well enough of that--,but that was some session with the mirror-what a great view of both of us really unloading in the woods as you could see both our assholes pushing out our stuff and it was great-hey RJOGGER try this with your wife,you'll really enjoy it,it sure was funso should a few of you others on here it s really fun to do with a poop partner!--i think i'll bike out to the beach today and probably poop again out there-been dumping like a horse with really long ropes of poop-fun stuff! BYE
RJOGGER
Jess - What a story! A nice dump in the lake and your boyfriend blasts a neighbor's boat with one of your logs. That is raunchy! Why would he do that?
Helen of Troy - That was a nice story about you dumping behind the maple tree. I can't say that I blame your husband for watching. I enjoy watching my wife, and the first time ever that she went outdoors, I got the full rear view, like your husband did of you.
Buzzy - I am glad to se that you are "really unloading". It is a great feeling when there is straining involved in one's daily dump routine. Hey, if the amount of fiber in your diet is producing too much poop, do cut back. The high fiber thing can be carried too far. In regards to the "office episode", if I can't see it, I might as well listen. It was just an unexpected opportunity. Take care, neighbor.
Jeff A - Good to hear from you, Jeff, I hope everything is OK with you, health wise. Congrats on turning 46. I wish could have that age back, as I am 8 years past it. Thanks for liking my "woodland dump" stories. I kind of like the experiences myself, but no, I have never had someone else come by and laugh at me. I know where to go in the woods by me, and I am usually with someone. See my new post below. Nice job, checking that Latina lady's output in the hospital toilet. I would have done the same thing. THanks for asking about Kathy, she sends her regards. Take care, Jeff.
Gruntley Bogwell - You never cease to amaze me. Your spying techniques and routines are something else.
Carmalita - Hello again, sweetie. That was really nice, when you helped Renee out in her time of need. How is she doing anyway? Nice story with you dumping in front of Jake. I liked it when he inhaled a few times to goof on you. That he doesn't mind the smell is not surprising to me. I have been smelling my wife's crap for 37 years, and I don't get tired of it. Give Jake a little time and he will be a champ at wiping your beautiful ass. It took me a little time and a few tries before I was really good at wiping Kathy's ass. So you like to see Jake dumping also? That's great! It's nice to have your lady in the john while you take a big dump. That you sat on his lap and farted (LOL!) is very funny. I know another petite lady who has tried that on me a few times! Say hello to your gang for me, and again, congratulations to you and Jake. I know you two are going to be very happy together. Here is a big hug and kiss from Kathy and me. We love you, Carmalita.
Saturday, the 28th, it's another great morning, cool and clear, and Kathy and I went out for a run at 07:30. We had slept a little later, and did not dump before we ran. I grabbed some wet ones to clean up from the inevitable mess that we were going to create outdoors. My old lady has been running with me once a week, and it is great. A mild back problem prevents her from running more, so she uses a cross country ski machine most days, so these once a week jaunts are a treat. We headed for the trails, and saw a familiar face heading our way. It was Noreen, sans Larry, who we later found out was in Chicago for a weekend business trip. We all exchanged greetings, then started running the trails. About a mile and a half later, I started to fidget, the girls noticed, and we all headed for a remote spot. This spot is down a little hill from the main trail, off to the left and behind a high hedge. We got in there, and I couldn't get my drawers down fast enough. I squatted, and ! easily pushed a long, thick snake out, that Floommpped to the ground and curled as it did. While I peed, I heard Noreen and Kathy giggle as they commented on the "big one" I had just crashed out. So as I peed I pushed hard and let loose with a long, juicy fart that made the girls laugh. "Are you done, honey? We gotta go too.", my wife called to me. "Yeah", I replied. I heard someone get the wipes out, then to my surprise, both Kath and Noreen took turns wiping my hairy ass. That felt wonderful, and the girls were giggling and cracking about how much they were enjoying it. "Aren't you finished? I thought you girls had to go!" I asked. "We just love cleaning you up, Rich", Noreen said, then she laughed. I got 2 slaps on the butt, so I stood and pulled up my shorts. Then Kathy and Noreen got in front of me, lowered their shorts and got down to business. My short, olive skinned wife was on my right, and my tall, fair skinned running companion was on my left. They make quite a con! trast, with Kathy's dark hole next to Noreen's pink hole. The held hands, and pushed at the same time. Kathy started passing a fiber induced light brown turd that was about 2.50 inches thick, while Noreen was having a little difficulty getting started. She grunted, said "Whew!", then started pushing a really thick turd. It stopped at about 4 inches, she caught her breath and resumed. Meanwhile, Kathy had dropped a 20" long poop, and was peeing. Noreen finally got her mass moving, and at about 6 or so inches, it got softer and passed more readily. Her product was also about 20" long, but was about 2.75" thick. While she peed, I got the wipes, and asked the girls if they were done. I got two yes replies, and after Noreen had finished peeing, I got to wipes both of the girls. I don't know how many guys here are into wiping a lady's ass, but it sure is fun. I thoroughly enjoyed wiping Kathy and Noreen, and when we were all done, and started to leave, the girls noticed how arous! ed I was. That brought more laughter from them, while I turned red and laughed. I have to admit, that I enjoy wiping my wife's butt, but getting to do hers and a lady friends at the same time, was something else. The whole experience juiced me up and I hope that I get to do it again soon.
Take care, everyone.Collegeboy
I found the best toilet seat on the Planet. I was walking in the mall, with my girlfriend when it hit me, I needed to take a dump. Not that type of dump that is runny, but it felt solid. So I went into the men's room and she waited outside. I walking in and found that these were doorless toilet stalls. But They were clean. There was another guy in one of the stalls and he was about my age I would say. So I went into the stall and pulled my Pants down to my knees and sat down. This was the First time I had dumped in a public toilet that was doorless.
I started to push the turds out of my butt, I noticed that it was easily coming out, I did not have to push hardly. Anyways, the guy next to me said "great Shitter huh?" I was kinda nervous but I responded "Yeah dude." Anyways I leaned forward and finished my dump.
When I got up off the toilet they guy next to me was still dumpin, But as I started to get up, the guy next to me asked me to turn around and life up the toilet seat to see what it was. It said Bemis.
Anyways I just talked with the other guys that share the toilets with me at the dorm, and we have decided to go in together and buy one.
I cannot wait until the year starts. Incase you wanted to know the Serial number for these seats are . I am not trying to spam, I just want other people to know about these toilet seats.
Althea
Michelle in Louisiana: I urinate frequently akin to buses and subway trains in rush hour. I drink lots of water all day long to flush my system. Bowel movements for me are 1-3 times daily. Lately, it has been 1 daily to every 2 days.
Nik and Eric: I have worked and studied with girls and women of all races, colors, creeds, shapes and sizes, rich and poor, all stations in life. We all must lift our dresses and skirts or drop our pants to use the toilet. My father used to say about his bosses, "They too, shit with their pants down." Your friend was crying because she never knew real pain. Defecation was the only real pain she knew. See my earlier posts. I was around females who were my friends. They came from well put backgrounds. When they got on the toilet, watch out! They could explode, plop and stink like the devil. I've heard them have diarreah and grunt and strain when they were constipated. The better dressed, the wealthier, the worse they were. I later found out a rich boy in my 6th grade class messed himself quietly and his best friend, my cousin had to take him home. My cousin said how the boy's mess stank. The boy was afraid to go like I was. He let out a silent fart. But, the fart had lumps.
Pool Owner: I use just simple white toilet paper.
Benoit
When I was about nine or ten, I was walking through this vacant property near our subdivision which had fairly large lots. There were many pine trees, it was a nice shortcut, and I always liked the quiet in the woods. Well, once when I was just walking slowly through, I felt myself getting a little wet. All of the sudden I looked up and there were two neighbor kids peeing from really high up. The one said, 'I"m sorry dude. Didn't know you were there.' I said it was ok (I had seen him before and he was a decent kid) and walked home to clean up. He wasn't going too hard, so I didn't get very wet. I've always wondered why those two guys were high up in the pine trees taking a pee.
Pool Owner
For anyone who owns a pool, chlorine tablets do a real good job of getting the poop smell off your fingers. Of course, now your fingers smell like chlorine, but that's better than poop. Also, common household cleansers like Comet will eliminate a poop smell from fingers pretty quickly, but your fingers will smell like cleanser.
For people who have trouble getting their ass clean in a public restroom, here's a trick I use. Bring a little container of skin cream into the stall, you know, the kind they give you in hotels. After you do the intitial wipe to get most of the stuff off, rub some skin cream on your butt or on the paper and then wipe, and you'll find you get clean a lot faster.
What kind of toilet paper does everyone use? I like the kind with the ridges 'cause it seems to a better job cleaning. I don't care much for scented tp, cause it can irritate hennorhoids. Also, the idea of scented toilet paper is kind of funny, cause how many people go around sniffing other people's butts. How often does anyone really get physically close enough to a person's butt to actually smell it. Usually, if a person does normal wiping, there's no real smell. Reminds me a little bit of the old Saturday Night Live commercial parody for a product called "Ass Don't Smell" It was a for a product that you would spray on your ass so it wouldn't smell. Pretty funny. Does anyone here actually try to deodorize their ass beyond normal wiping? Aside from the skin cream I use in public restrooms, I think regular tp is good enough to eliminate the stink.
susanne
not much to post at the moment but i read a story a while back and some girl ( didnt bring your name sorry!) said she liked to pee in a container and taste it before pouring it in the toilet. I did this the other day, peed into a pint glass and tried it, was quite sweet to be honest and whitish in colour with that stingy smell of it lol so now when i watch tv i have a container under me and if i have to pee i lean my vagina over it and slash while i watch tele, great idea and i can see it all and taste it 2 and not leave the tele also, try it girls its cool lol
CuriousD
Hi Kim, I love your posts about your huge logs!!!
Have you ever been forced,because of urgency, to poop into a really small toilet that couldn't handle your huge brown snakes and consequently broke it(the toilet)? What did it look like inside the bowl? Where were you? Thank you very much!!!!
Saturday, July 28, 2001
Bob from NJ
ive been lurking here now its time to share-10 yrs ago after having diarhea for a month i went to work on the train when i was hit with horrible cramps.i just
made it to the mens toilet.
waves of soft tan shit poured out filling the bowl to the rim.a guy opened the door & saw me nearly passed out.the smell was real bad.
i was passed out at work & then threw up.i was taken to hospital for gastroentritis & stayed 5 days.
Mr Noname i read your posts
with pleasure!dont give up
Michelle from Louisiana-
i take sugar free regular metamucil 1 tsp/day.the orange flav.varety does taste bad.
i am 51 yrs old & have had type 1 diabetes(insulin dep)for 11 yrs.4yrs ago i was in hospital for gastroenteritis again but ill tell about that another time
Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. I just finished reading yesterdays posts. Enjoyable reading withn my morning coffee. A quick congradulations to Jake and Carmalita on your engagement. The next few days here in upstate N.Y are going to be great weather wise. Now for my next story.
This was a nother parking lot story. I was out shopping whith my mother one day,I was 11 or 12 at the time and we made the last stop before heading home. I decieded to stay in the car and listen to the radio. A stationwagon pulled into a spot a few spaces from where I was sitting. There was a mom and three girls in the car. The mom said stay in the car I will be back in a few minutes. She walked into the store and the girls stayed in the car.
I continued listening to the music on the radio. The girls in the other car were fooling around and were being quite noisy about it. They were laughing, teasing each other, and just fooling around. I guessed that there ages were between 9-11 years of age. One of the girls made a coment she had to go to the bathroom. The same comment was made by the other to girls. Mom better get back soon. I cant wait much longer one of the girls said.
Well 10 minutes more went by and the one girl said Ive got to pee now. She was sitting in the back seat and opened up the door got out left it open and opened up the front passenger door pulled up her skirt pulled her panties down and sat on the edge of the door sill and started to pee. The other to girls started to giggle and said patty is peeing. Hurry up Ive got to go to. Well this girl Patty must of been holding it for a long time for she peed for quite a long time. She finished stood up pulled her panties up and got back into the car. She left quite a large puddle on the pavement.
Chris go ahead Im done if you have to go. This girl Chris climbed over the front seat and she stood up between the doors pulled her shorts and panties down and bent down between the doors and she started to pee very hard. Her stream arced outward from were she was positioned. While she was there peeing the third girl climbed out and hiked up her skirt and was sitting on the rear door sill and she started to pee. The girl Chris was still peeing and she was pushing to get it all out because she ripped a loud fart whoch the other two girls started to laugh. The other girl in the back finished peeing and pulled up her panties and got back in the car. Chris finished peeing and pulled up her shorts and joined the other two girls. Between the three girls they left quit a puddle of pee. A short time later thier mother came back and they all took off.
Matthew
This is in response to Jakob's observations about guys grunting. I once sat next to a college student who let out the most interesting little sounds. As he dropped about a dozen small hard balls he let out these little high pitched moans. It must have been intensely pleasurable for him from the sound of the little moans. I have never forgotten that experience, even though it happened perhaps fifteen years ago. I've never since heard little moans like this.
RJOGGER
Carmalita - So you and Jake are now engaged? CONGRATULATIONS, Carmalita, I am so happy for the two of you. It seems that a little time away made you both realize how much you care about each other. Reading about Jake proposing in the restaurant made my day, seniorita. I wish both of you the very best. Kathy is looking over my shoulder as I write this and she sends her love and congratulation to both of you. Of course, that doesn't change things. You are still one of the champ poop queens, and your latest story proves that out. That was some story of you and the Asian girl blasting away in the community center ladies room. It must have been torture, trying to squeeze out a load, while the other girl had a wicked case of the smelly runs. I love the way that you describe yourself on the toilet, and how you pass poop, what kind of poop you pass and the description of the smell. You are one terrific kid. Please say hello to Renee and Patsy for me, and tell Jake that I said "Congrat! ulations, young man!". By the way, Jackson is not an arrogant first name. Here's a big hug and kiss for my precious seniorita, that says CONGRATULATIONS! Love Ya, sweetie!
Rizzo - The program I am referring to is meant to clean the walls of the colon. It is done by adding a concentrated fiber product (Soluble Fiber Formula) that contains psyllium seed husks, acacia gum, oat bran, apple fiber and apple pectin. The idea is to add this to an already fiber rich diet, and consume extra H2O. This causes the stool volume and girth to increase, and it does clean the walls of the colon. The first few days on the program, Kathy and I were passing poop that had the nastiest looking ropes and particles, the likes of which we usually do not pass. Maybe this program should be referred to as a colon toning, because Internal Cleansing seems to conjure up images of purges, colonic irrigations, and other scary schemes. Believe me, this program does not have any of the afore mentioned killers in it. See one of my earlier posts, the one in which I stated how much fiber Kathy and I consume daily, without the aid of a fiber supplement. Oh yes, mixed in clear Gato! rade, this product does not have the nasty taste of Metamucil. Hey, I liked your outdoor dump story. I think taking a healthy dump outside is fun.Take good care, Rizzo, and thanks for the comments.
Buzzy - Nice story about your AM poop session. Oh yeah, I am proud of you (LOL!), you seem to be enjoying good dumping, and the occasional dump with your lady friend Donna. Keep the great stories coming, Buzzy, and have a great day.
OK, even though I am off today, the 27th, I was up at 5:45, took a nice dump and went out for a run. The weather sure has cleared, after some heavy showers yesterday. It was 51 degrees in my back yard, so I ran with a light sweat shirt. I had a great 5 miler, when Mother Nature called again. I was near the spot that I had first seen Noreen dump, so I went into the area, lowered my drawers, squatted, and passed some soft fiber induced poop. It was not as much as the first dump but it felt great to get it out. After I wiped, I heard someone coming, so I crouched down. Maybe it was Noreen, but she has eyes in the back of her head, and would have joined me. No, it was that pretty, twenty something Latina lady I had seen some time back. Only this time she was in front of me with her back turned. She proceeded to lower her red shorts and white panties, exposing her beautiful dark ass. As she squatted, I saw her dark vaginal and anal areas. She started peeing as she squatted, a ! strong stream that lasted for about 20 or so seconds. Then, as a few drops fell, her anus domed, and contracted, as she went Uhhhhh. She pushed again, her hole opened, and a knobby one started to emerge and stopped. She pushed once more, grunted, stopped, then resumed pushing. This time the poop started to move with a low crackling noise, and as it got about 4 inches out, it turned lighter, smoother and exited rapidly, falling to the ground with a soft Flummpp. She went UNNNHHHH, as it fell, her hole closed, pooched out once more, contracted, then she started wiping. When she was finished, she pulled up her shorts and left. I started to raise my shorts, having some difficulty because I was fully aroused, then I went to look. I would say the poop was about 12 to 15 inches long, about 2 inches thick, and boy, did it smell. Enough, I continued on the mile or so to my house, never seeing the Latina girl during the last mile.
I thought of you Carmalita, when I saw that pretty Latina lady. I guess that I really have a thing for the Latina and Native American girls, I don't know why. But whatever it is, I enjoy it.
Take care everyone, have a great weekend.
Fat Woman
GRUNTLY BOGWELL- Thank you for your story addressed to me. I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as your new Vicky installment. Had an interesting experience the other day when the repairman came to fix my air conditioner but don't have time to post more now. I promise to write it this weekend. Take care! And keep the stories coming!
RJOGGER
Carmalita - So you and Jake are now engaged? CONGRATULATIONS, Carmalita, I am so happy for the two of you. It seems that a little time away made you both realize how much you care about each other. Reading about Jake proposing in the restaurant made my day, seniorita. I wish both of you the very best. Kathy is looking over my shoulder as I write this and she sends her love and congratulation to both of you. Of course, that doesn't change things. You are still one of the champ poop queens, and your latest story proves that out. That was some story of you and the Asian girl blasting away in the community center ladies room. It must have been torture, trying to squeeze out a load, while the other girl had a wicked case of the smelly runs. I love the way that you describe yourself on the toilet, and how you pass poop, what kind of poop you pass and the description of the smell. You are one terrific kid. Please say hello to Renee and Patsy for me, and tell Jake that I said "Congrat! ulations, young man!". By the way, Jackson is not an arrogant first name. Here's a big hug and kiss for my precious seniorita, that says CONGRATULATIONS! Love Ya, sweetie!
Rizzo - The program I am referring to is meant to clean the walls of the colon. It is done by adding a concentrated fiber product (Soluble Fiber Formula) that contains psyllium seed husks, acacia gum, oat bran, apple fiber and apple pectin. The idea is to add this to an already fiber rich diet, and consume extra H2O. This causes the stool volume and girth to increase, and it does clean the walls of the colon. The first few days on the program, Kathy and I were passing poop that had the nastiest looking ropes and particles, the likes of which we usually do not pass. Maybe this program should be referred to as a colon toning, because Internal Cleansing seems to conjure up images of purges, colonic irrigations, and other scary schemes. Believe me, this program does not have any of the afore mentioned killers in it. See one of my earlier posts, the one in which I stated how much fiber Kathy and I consume daily, without the aid of a fiber supplement. Oh yes, mixed in clear Gato! rade, this product does not have the nasty taste of Metamucil. Hey, I liked your outdoor dump story. I think taking a healthy dump outside is fun.Take good care, Rizzo, and thanks for the comments.
Buzzy - Nice story about your AM poop session. Oh yeah, I am proud of you (LOL!), you seem to be enjoying good dumping, and the occasional dump with your lady friend Donna. Keep the great stories coming, Buzzy, and have a great day.
OK, even though I am off today, the 27th, I was up at 5:45, took a nice dump and went out for a run. The weather sure has cleared, after some heavy showers yesterday. It was 51 degrees in my back yard, so I ran with a light sweat shirt. I had a great 5 miler, when Mother Nature called again. I was near the spot that I had first seen Noreen dump, so I went into the area, lowered my drawers, squatted, and passed some soft fiber induced poop. It was not as much as the first dump but it felt great to get it out. After I wiped, I heard someone coming, so I crouched down. Maybe it was Noreen, but she has eyes in the back of her head, and would have joined me. No, it was that pretty, twenty something Latina lady I had seen some time back. Only this time she was in front of me with her back turned. She proceeded to lower her red shorts and white panties, exposing her beautiful dark ass. As she squatted, I saw her dark vaginal and anal areas. She started peeing as she squatted, a ! strong stream that lasted for about 20 or so seconds. Then, as a few drops fell, her anus domed, and contracted, as she went Uhhhhh. She pushed again, her hole opened, and a knobby one started to emerge and stopped. She pushed once more, grunted, stopped, then resumed pushing. This time the poop started to move with a low crackling noise, and as it got about 4 inches out, it turned lighter, smoother and exited rapidly, falling to the ground with a soft Flummpp. She went UNNNHHHH, as it fell, her hole closed, pooched out once more, contracted, then she started wiping. When she was finished, she pulled up her shorts and left. I started to raise my shorts, having some difficulty because I was fully aroused, then I went to look. I would say the poop was about 12 to 15 inches long, about 2 inches thick, and boy, did it smell. Enough, I continued on the mile or so to my house, never seeing the Latina girl during the last mile.
I thought of you Carmalita, when I saw that pretty Latina lady. I guess that I really have a thing for the Latina and Native American girls, I don't know why. But whatever it is, I enjoy it.
Take care everyone, have a great weekend.Samantha
I was taking a walk this morning and i saw Olivia sitting on her front poarch she goes"Hey Sam wherya going" I replied"To Jahanna's" She goes "Oh"I go 'Okay well seeya" She goes 'can i come' i told her Johanna hates her and stuff she started to cry loudly and a puddle formed her pants i gave her a look and went off to Jahannas her mom saw me and told me to say sorry to Olivia i go 'You dont understand do you Olivia you think people wanna hang with someone who does that..well I did and i got made fun of to next year i dont wanna be a target to be made fun of and i no you dont either so why dont you quot you baby acts and STOP STOP STOP" i was crying hard by now and started to run but I took another route not to Jahannas but to Brittneys Brittney held me while I cried in her arms uncorntroably and she said "Listen Sam if you think Olivia makes a good friend then you be her friend if not then ditch her"
But you see she is a good friend and high school starts soon what am I gonna do?