I am British, 18 years old, blonde and a bit ????. I have just gone to university but recently left 4th Form College (senior high school). While there I used to have lunch with a family friend as my home was too far from the school and I didnt like school meals. I have always tended to do nice big solid turds and often had a good motion at Mrs Maxwell's house after my lunch. Usually this consisted of two good solid "bombs" say an 8 incher and a 7 incher making good "kur-sploonk!" Kersplonk" sounds. Every so often however it would all come out in a oner and get stuck in the toilet pan. The first time this happened at Mrs Maxwell's I felt the need and went to the toilet, hitched up my grey pleated skirt, pulled down my navy blue coton knickers , (briefs), to my knees and sat on the pan. I did my wee wee then with a "NNNN! AH!" pushed the big fat jobbie out. I felt that it was going to be a really big one and it sure was, just seemed to keep coming out of my bum and slid into the pan with no sound as it was so big that half of it was already in the water while it was still coming out of my back passage. I looked down between my legs at this big long fat jobbie in shape like a naval gun shell as it tapered to a point at the end. It was about 14 inches long and 2 and 1/4 inches fat. I wiped my bum , pulled up my knickers and pulled the flush but it stayed put. Two further flushes didnt move it. I then heard Mrs Maxwell call " Are you okey Eileen?" I came out of the toilet and told her that my motion had been too big to flush away. She just smiled and said, "Dont be worried, these things happen" as she went to have a look. "Wow! you sure did have a nice big one didnt you?" she exclaimed. At this her 13 year old son also went into the toilet and had a look down the pan as him mum said in a joking way "Naughty David, looking at Eileen's big jobbie" I could see that this had given him a buzz and I must say I was a bit proud of what I had done. Thereafter , whenever I did a motion at Mrs Maxwell's house and it stuck, he would have a look and he did hang about outside the toilet no doubt listening to me doing a jobbie. This didn't bother me to be honest but does show that being into such matters is not only of interest to the older generation. I now drop some whoppers in the toilet in the house I share with 3 other students ,( two other girls and a boy),who do likewise. If readers are interested I will relate some other stories and experiences.
Hey everyone...IT'S BLAKE! Sorry i haven't posted in a while, but I have been extremely busy with school! I have, however, been reading the posts almost daily and will be posting again soon! I have some great stories to tell! Keep the great posts coming...Blake!
Hey Drew, Congratulations on getting as far as you did with Nick the other day. He must be pretty shy if he would ask you to wait outside, but at least he stayed in the bathroom with you while you were in the stall taking a dump. Boy, you could stay in the bathroom with me while I was on the toilet. Was out with a friend yesterday and told him that I needed to hit the men's room. Was hoping he would follow in. There were no doors on the stalls and I sat in the first stall so that if he had come in he would have seen me. It took me a long time to take a dump and I kept hoping he would walk in and keep me company but it didn't happen. Oh well, next time. Take care all!
Robbie.....Hi Nathan P!
Thanks for replying to me...and thank you too Carlos and others who answered my post about being constipated. Nathan...today I was lucky! I was outside helping my dad when I felt that I needed to shit. I went in immediately and sat; feeling what I knew was going to be one of those huge monster shits slowly coming out of me. I started to push...but stopped 'cause it was hurting so bad. I would have sucked it back up...but I couldn't...so I had to continue to push it out. God it hurt...but at least I went....today was my fourth day without going....and I'd only been going a couple of small lumps for a couple of days before that. Todays shit was huge....not very long...but w-i-d-e! I'm amazed that my butt can stretch that much...but it does. My asshole feels like it stays open for a minute or so after shitting like that...I've never gotten a mirror to look at it....but it feels like it doesn;t close (and stop hurting) for about that time. I appreciate what some of you have said about diet...I know the rules about fiber and water and stuff..and I try to pay attention to it...but I'm a kid and I eat kids food.....what can I do? Still; my friends don't have this problem...and they eat the same stuff as I do. At least today my shit came down to the hole...lots of times I go for a week or more...and never feel any shit ready to be pushed out...it's like it gets stuck further up somewhere. Then I get sick and need an enema (the last enema I had was back in November) Once it gets to my hole...even if I have to stick my fingers up in there and break it up...I'll do it. Anyway...write back; especially you Nathan. I like being able to talk to someone my age (you're close enough!):) Thanks; Robbie P.S. Later on today I went again...this time a long soft poop.....I feel so good right now!
I am very sick today. I ate a carton of ice cream and got diarrhea and now I am puking. Oh God! I just threw up again. I feel really awful. My stomach is yelling at me. Diarrhea is gushing through me. Barf is splashing around in my stomach. OH GOD!!!!
Hey Vickie, I was fascinated by the fact that when the girl watched you poop in the school rest room, she apparently wasn't bothered watching you until you started to wipe, then she turned away. I've read other comments here that said essentially the same thing: that watching someone else poop or being watched yourself isn't necessarily embarrassing until you start to wipe. I don't understand this. What is it about wiping that people find so embarrassing? Vickie, I would have thought that the actual pooping part, with the fart noises and the smells and the grunting etc. would be the most embarrassing part. Why do you suppose the wiping part make anyone self-conscious? Anyone have any theories on this?
Lady Deathstrike aka Julie
This story is about something that has happened to me very recently, in fact, it happened last night! I know that some of you hate stories about diarrhea but you're going to have to deal with it today. Anyway, yesterday evening my friend Kathy and I went out to play a little pool even though I completely suck at it. On the way home Kathy was hungry so we stopped at a fast food restaurant but I had already eaten a big dinner before we left so I just got a large drink because playing pool made me thirsty. Afterwards instead of going straight home I decided to stay at Kathy's house for a while. Around eleven I began having a full on stomachache which gave me the need to fart. I knew my gas was going to be warm, silent, and stink up the whole room so I just got up and walked into the other room to pass gas. By eleven thirty I was feeling awful so I told her I was going home. While I was putting my shoes and jacket on I could feel the inevitable occurring as a massive load of diarrhea built up right behind my anus. I had to go right then and there but I would have felt so embarrassed dropping that enormous load in her bathroom because I knew it would be loud and leave a terrible. And Kathy's the kind of person who makes jokes about that kind of thing. So I left anyway. Halfway to my car the urge got sooo bad that I was very seriously contemplating squatting in the bushes to dump, but I decided to keep going. When I got into the elevator at my apartment building I was already dancing around saying out loud to myself "Oh God I have to go, I can't hold it any longer." When I got to my door I could barely put the key into doorknob to unlock the door because my body was shaking. When I finally got inside I slammed the door and rushed into the bathroom throwing my jacket on my bed, I didn't even have time to take my shoes off. I undid my pants, pulled my pants and panties all the way down to my ankles, and even before my butt hit the seat I looked between my legs as I sat down and I could see the dumping begin. I sat on the toilet with a loud sigh of relief as my anus poured out liquid diarrhea along with soft chunks that hit the water with splooshing sounds. After about five minutes of on and off (mostly on) pooping I sat for a few more minutes to make sure I was finished. I stood up to wipe and saw the gooey brown mess I had made in the toilet and was proud of myself for not making that mess in my panties. It took about eight wads of toilet paper to wipe the stinking diarrhea from my anus and two flushes to clear my bowl of the mess. Later that night after I had gotten into my bedtime clothes and was laying on the couch waiting for my stomachache to pass I got hit by an even worse load of diarrhea which sent me running back to the toilet. I took my shorts and panties completely off this time and sat down. The chunks began immediately rushing out of my anus when this load was finished I knew I wasn't done yet so I remained seated. That was when I let out one of the weirdest farts I had ever heard, it was incredibly wet and I could tell from the sound that it was pushing its way out bit by bit and it was very long. The fart must have unstopped a blockage because I was immediately hit by another wave of chunky diarrhea. After this I felt emptied so I stood up to wipe, this time the chunks went to the bottom and the liquid had colored the water brown. Whereas the first time it all floated. It took ten wads of toilet paper to clean myself this time. The bathroom reeked of smelly diarrhea but I felt much better so I went to sleep. It had been a long time since I felt that sick so I just had to tell you all about it, sorry it was so long though but I wanted to include every detail. So to all of that say cute girls can't shit, I'm living proof!!
I am home sick with a slight flu. I drank senna pod tea and it flushed me out Wednesday morning. Hey, guys and girls. Don't pee or mess your selves. Find a toilet. You are adults. Don't stand for it. The last time I wet myself and that was in 7th grade. I was new in religious school and I thought the teacher would say no. My friends did not laugh at me. They and the teacher told me any time I have to go, just leave the room.
The weather in N.Y. has been real nice the last few days and i went out biking and had to poop.I rode for a bit until the cramps got pretty strong. Then i went into the woods and found a clearing not for from the RR tracks and ther was a pile of RR ties and old stuff piled up around.So i took off my shorts and shirt(i love to poo nude outdoors!)I found this 5 gal. can and i decided to poo in that.So i sat down on this can and farted a loud one and my anus opened up and a few balls came out and plopped in the bottom of the pail.It sounded kinda funny,like a muffled plop-plop.This pail was totally empty except for my 2 balls in the bottom.I decided to get up and walk around and wait for the rest of the poop to fill my rectum.It didn't take long,i had to sit on the pail and as soon as i sat down,i spread my legs to see what was happening.This long--- poop came out my asshole and went all the way to the bottom of the pail and was still coming out my open asshole.So i let it hang there for a bit as i looked at it.It was real long and soft with hardly any smell.As i'm looking at it, i got another cramp and pushed this monster out and it was followed by this soft mush and farts.That felt really fine!!I was really filling this pail up!!Then, i leaned forward and pissed for a bit.As i was pissing more poop flew out my puckered,open anus.Then i felt done.I looked in the pail and saw quite a potporri of poo.The pail was about one third to half full of poop.WOWLatly, i've been eating like a vegitarian to see what it does to my digestive system.I read somewhere on this forum that this kind of diet promotes big,soft, easy to do poops and so far that's the way it's been,but when i gotta go i really can't hold it for too long and the smell is almost absent, which is great.I too would love to hear the results of these athletes that injest 5,000 cal. a day( esp. the women athletes) If i ate that much,i'd be on the bowl all the time doing 3 foot poos stuffing up the bowl!!I love being a vegitarian.Besides the great poos, i trully feel better!I just have to go 2-3 times a day now, and they are all healthy dumps!! More to come!BYE
This has probably been asked before, but I just started posting here, so I thought I'd ask. Does anyone know any movies or TV series that have shown a woman pooping? I only know of one TV show that did it -- a MAD TV earlier this year had a bit called "Come to Canada" where a woman pooped in front of her daughter. It was very explicit, complete with grunting and wiping. That's the only real poop scene I can remember on TV involving a woman. There was a Saturday Night Live commercial called the "Love Toilet" where Victoria Jackson is shown sitting on a toilet, but it was very tame, with no sound effects or wiping or anything, and the effect was clearly ruined by the fact that Jackson is clearly shown with her panties on (not down). As for movies, I don't know of any where a woman is actually shown on the toilet clearly shitting. In the movie "Senseless", you can tell from the sounds and words that the woman is pooping, but she is inside a stall and you don't actually see her on the pot. There have been movies like "Twenty-One", "Denise Calls Up", "Empire records" and "Something Wild" where you can actually see the woman sitting on the toilet and a few of these actually show some wiping, but it's not really clear in any of them if the woman was actually supposed to have pooped or not. For all we know, she might have just sat there for a long time, peed, and then not done anything else. I'd like to know if there are any movies where a woman is actually shown sitting on the toilet and it is very clear from her words or actions (such as grunting or making comments about the smell) that she is pooping. I'd really like to know about this, so if anyone can help I would appreciate it!
Thursday, May 13, 1999
I was at conference today. I feel like I'm coming down with something. I am drinking senna pod tea. That will wash me out overnight. Good night, guys and girls. Happy posting. See me in 24-48 hours.
To Lop: There was nothing wrong with the pizza. My cousin and I ate a whole pie, with everything on it, between the two of us. Four slices each. That will do it.
At school the other day i had to shit like real bad and when i walked in to the bathroom this girl i know named dotty was brushinh her hair by the sinks which are across from the stalls "no doors",i felt a little hesitant to shit in front of her but didn't have a choice so i said a quick hi and backed into the stall and started to un snap my pants and put some tp on the seat and just as my butt hit the seat i let out a lound fart that echoed in the bowl but thank goodness didn't smell to bad,dotty started to talk with me as i was bending over and straining trying to let out a hard one that got stuck half way out of my butt hole and a few seconds later it made a big plop noise when it hit the water and i felt so much better.Dotty said she had just finished takeing a dump a few minutes before and said she felt better too.By now my shit stunk kind of bad and i kept droping my load for another few minutes with some more farts,i noticed when i started to wipe that she turned away a! nd said i'll wait for you outside. When i looked in the bowl their was a big "S" shaped poop and a couple of short ones.
To Statistics Lover: Thank you for the compliment. I am glad you enjoy my posts. Believe me, I am just telling what happened. I can't really give any more details because I don't actually study my no.2s like some people seem to. I suppose there must have been at least six poos, whereas usually I do two or three longer ones. As for record books - what is normal to me may seem big to you, we are all different. I am a fit, active woman, with a healthy appetite, and good regular bowels - my husband can testify to that! On occasions when the toilet at home got blocked, he has accused me of having "elephant dumps"!
Hi guys! A special 'hi' to Philippe; I'm flattered that you enjoy the posts from our "quartet" (Alex, Jodi, Laura, and me). Alex, Laura, and I are in the middle of finals, at different schools. Jodi has been studying in Belgium for the last few months and will be home in a couple of weeks. All of us can't wait to see each other again, buddy dumping and otherwise :). I took a MAJOR pee yesterday, the longest in quite a while. I must have released an incessant 45 seconds' worth of piss into the toilet- I sweated with relief after that!!! Nothing else of interest to report at this time. I'll post more about myself (and my friends) and reply to others once I have more time. Peace and love to all, and "good luck" to all my fellow students on their finals. Steph
What happened to Blake?
Tuesday, May 11, 1999
Hi there, I have just been reading some of the back posts, as I had missed quite a few and I needed to catch up. Amy, I found your post most interesting, pooing in your winnie the pooh knickers which do not have elastic, if I were you I would buy some knickers with elastic to keep it all in. I know a thirteen year old girl who poo's her knickers quite a lot, as does a close friend, she is nineteen, but she doesn't have regular accidents but she does stain her knickers quite badly. What do your parents say about you pooing in your knickers, you will have to write about more accidents. I have noticed a lot of posts about skidmarks from Brad, Jason, Matt, Robby and Hamperman. I always had skidmarks when I was younger that were quite bad, but now they are not too bad, I hold the view that the underwear is there to protect your outer clothing althought I know that dirty underwear can be a bit embarrising at times. Bryan, you are not alone with your wet patches on the front of your shorts from wetting them, one of my friends younger brothers almost always had a wet patch on the front of his trousers from wetting them becuase he needs the toilet but doesn't go in time. HAMPERMAN, I to have a bit of a panty fetish and like to check the seat of panties for stains on the odd occasion. That is how I know my friend Claire has bad stains in her panties most of the time, you can even see the stains from the outside when she gets changed. I usually seem to find that it is the people you least expect to have stains that have them. One of my ex-girl friends had really bad panties. She is normally really tidy, but once I went over her house and she was just getting up, so I waited in her bedroom whilst she went to the bathroom when I noticed in a pile in the corner of her room two pairs of knickers, one white cotton pair and one creamy colour silk pair. I ceased the momemt and went over and picked up the silk pair and looked at the seat, it was complety covered in skidmarks, I was quite shocked as she seems really clean, she was a tall attractive blonde, anyway, I looked at the cotton pair and they were also stained, they were worse with crusty st! ains, but then I heard the bathroom door so I quickly dropped them and went back to the bed where I was sitting. Unfortunately I don't get many opportunities to inspect panties but I would like to hear more of your stories or any body elses. It is quite amazing by the amount of girls who really do have very dirty panties. I remember once on a sleepover that I went to, a few girls slept in a t-shirt and knickers, when they came out of the toilet you could see damp patches in there knickers, they were quite happy laying on there sleeping bags showing there knickers and farting all night, one of them farted and said, oh, that was a wet fart, you could see the stain showing throught her knickers from that but the next day she wore that same panties again as did most of them so I couldn't inspect further. Must go, I'll look forward to hearing about more stories and info on the above topics.
To ALTHEA-I love your posts,keep 'em coming!!I noticed lately, more women are posting and the stories are great.I love them all.Keep up the great stories! Speaking of stories, i got one .When i was about 11,i was in the hospital for a hernia.( weren't all of us guys when we were young!)I hadn't pooped in 3 days and i couln't get out of bed because back then, they wouldn't let you up cause of the stitches or something like that.Anyway,one morning i had to go bad and i told the nurse and she got the dreaded bedpan and told me to use that and call her when i was done.It was one of those regulation bedpans,but the nurse warmed it up for me ( thank god)So i propped myself up and sat on the pan and started pooping and farting.It sounds strange farting into a bedpan and the nurse stood about 10 feet away as i was pooping.I thought that was weird but i had to poop bad and i didn't care.Anyway,after the first wave of poop, i was filling up the bedpan pretty good,and i knew i wasn't done so i told the nurse"this looks pretty full and i'm not done yet" So she came over to take a look and was going to take it away and get another one and i had another cramp and told her to wait a second and i pooped a bunch of mushy poop into the pan and it was a lot!I felt the poop up against my ass and i was still feeling like i wanted to go more,The nurse looked at the pan and said "wow,and you still have to pass more stools?" i said yes ,and she took the pan from under me and i had poo all over my butt.I was embarassed,but she cleaned me up and got me another pan and i sat on that and exploded into the pan and the nurse just stood there and watched,She was behind me and as i was pooping,she said"looks like you have soft stools,are you irritated back there?"So she must have seen it coming out my asshole( maybe that's why a have a thing for nurses. that's where it started-Check my older posts) Then,when i was done she wiped my sore anus and gave me a bed-bath and she seemed to really enjoy it and in a way,so did I.I hate getting poop on my butt or on my hands.I love to poop and i love the feeling of it as it exits my assho! le and i love to watch girls poop,but i will have nothing to do with it otherwise,including the smell( yes,even my own)It's strictly audio-visual for me. Some years later, with this nurse playmate of mine, she made me go in a bedpan,but that's another story for another time-Enjoy- gotta poop now--as usual see ya!!