Annie
Urgent poop shortly after lunch
Hi everyone. I just had a very urgent poop just now shortly after lunch. I had beef fried with yellow, red and green peppers and onions for lunch fried with noodles. Just a few minutes ago I felt a very strong urge to poop so I quickly went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and quite a bit of poop came out. When I was done I took some TP and wiped well. Tossed the TP in the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. There were 1 or 2 biggish thick mostly soft poops in the toilet. I'm not sure how long but they were fairly big. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands. I'm hoping later I can poop more, maybe after my nap or after dinner. I eat mostly healthy meals here and try to drink plenty of water as well as have 1 to 1 1/2 small jars of black coffee.
Happy pooping!
AnnieElvia
Fussy moms
During both of my pregnancies, my mother moved in during the last month to help me in the final stretch since my husband worked. The third trimester is the worst for being constipated. I think I was only going every three days and would spend minutes and minutes on the toilet. My husband would check in on me every so often but she would stay with me the entire time.
My husband and me laugh about it now, but she was really prudish about him doing the same thing especially during the first time. She'd shoo him away if he tried to check in while she was already with me. She was much more relaxed about it during my second pregnancy.
Thursday, May 18, 2023
Wiping Bottom survey with a difference
When we are young we soon learn to wipe one's own bottom .....but has anyone had their bottom wiped as an adult?
My answer is that my first wiping by another person was several years ago and was heavily constipated and booked for a series of enemas that session. I was given my first enema and sat on the toilet with my therapist there and it was very productive but my poo was very hard and lumpy and took a lot of work to get out each turd. My therapist said she should give me anther enema now and I went to first wipe my bottom but she could see my difficulties and wiped my butt for me...actually, I liked it and it was such a relief and relaxing...now when i go to my therapist she does it for me every time.
Next question...have you wiped anyone's butt?
My answer is yes...I have done it a few times for my therapist when she has a poo....the first time it seemed strange but now...no problem...I really like to do it well!
Looking forward to your responses?
ThunderMrs BIGand HARD
HARD DIFICULT STOOL to push out.
Last night I had a very difficult time going to the toilet, I had to strain very hard with a lot of effort I managed to get it started coming out.
But My BUTT HOLE was being stretched so wide it was very painful.
I am sure it was over three inches wide. Ever since I was a little girl, I have had a hard time pushing out my poop. Now that I have grown up (Iam now 49 years old . I still have great difficulty straining out three inch diameter rock hard Logs. Some times I have my husband come into the bathroom to help me bear down harder as I strain to get it out. He is amazed at the size and the diameter of my rock hard turds. I usually go to the toilet once every four days or five days. One thing is that I love chocolate. Candy bars and I think this is what backs me up with rock hard stool. Some times he helps me spread my butt cheeks wider so I can get it out easier.
Joe's Request
Me and my friend Seth, when we were probably 8 or 9, learned a game from his older brother, Aaron. Aaron had a wicked sense of humor and taught us to play Sinking the Sub. The best case would be when we walked up the street to a gas station for treats. Aaron could sit and drop a 2 incher with little effort. Then he would get up and act as a ref. I would piss from one side of the toilet and Seth would piss from the other. Aaron said it would be funner to leave the seat down. When he yelled Go both of us would blast piss at the crap. Since we were targeting it from both sides sometimes within a minute or two the crap would be blasted apart. Or thrown around in the water with brown erosion emerging. Seth had the most powerful stream and with both hands directed his piss almost directly down on the crap. Of course, the toilet seat and area around it would be dripping. Then we would go around to the front of the station, go in and buy our treats. We also did the game in the alley behind our house. We used an empty vegetable can the first time, but the can was too big and we got splash back. With a smaller can I had greater success in moving it and won three or four times.Nytecat
The toilets at work were crowded today.
For a Friday when most colleagues are working from home, the men's rooms were surprisingly busy. There are three on my floor and more on other floors. Every time I peed, I was not alone. By the afternoon I needed to poop and pee. So I went in and one of the two stalls were already occupied. I don't like sitting next to anyone on the toilet if it can be avoided. So I just urinated and left since the number two wasn't urgent. Just over an hour later, I felt the need to go number 1 and number 2 again. And just like last time, a stall was occupied. So I left to try another men's room. And someone was hogging a toilet in there too! So I peed , hoping that would help the pressure on my back end as well. It worked for another hour or so then I could no longer ignore it. When SBDs start coming out, the time is near! I gingerly entered the washroom and, you guessed it, one of the toilets was in use. At that point I just gave up and went down a floor where I found a bathroom I could have all to myself!
I entered the stall, closed the door, and pulled my briefs and pants down. At first some hard nuggets came out, followed by a second, softer turd which went out in one piece. Considering I first felt this load hours ago, it wasn't much. But it still felt good to unload it. With that I wiped, pulled my clothes back up, washed my hands, and left.Annie
Went poop quite a bit over an hour after lunch
Hi all. Had a spicy ish lunch with sausage, ???? and rice for lunch. I was lying down for my nap when a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop. Went to the washroom, closed the door, turned on the light, walked to the toilet. Pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Pushed and a huge, thick, mostly soft poop came out. Was done within about 20 seconds. Finished by peeing. Reached over for some TP and wiped well and put it in the toilet. Pulled up my pants and underwear and turned around to look. It was fairly thick, mostly soft, darkish with pieces of sweet potato in it (oops). It took up quite a bit of the toilet. Flushed the toilet, washed my hands and that's that. Phew! What a load! I hope with more water etc later I can poop out the rest of this and maybe shower later.
Happy pooping!
AnnieAvery: for a REALLy fun challenge, do big poos and wees in the trash can and if you can, the sink. If there's access to urinals, try to use those!
Anna from Austria
Hi, I have got a question for ladies and gent here in the forum.
What was the closest desperation situation you ever had before going into your pants?
I have never pooped into my pants as an adult so far but last week it almost happened.
Was about to leave for work in the evening when I suddenly felt the urge to defecate.Had not pooped this day so my bowels were very full. I went to the ladies' room near my office but they were locked for cleaning. So I had to look for another toilet on another floor. I walked as fast as could but the urge got stronger and stronger. I could even feel that the turd wanted to come out right now and it felt that the tip of my poop was already sticking out of my anus.
I in the end I made it and could empty my bowels on a toilet. It was 2 massive rather soft turds. They left massive skid marks so I had to use the toilet brush.
After checking my underwear I saw that my feeling was right and the poop really started to protrude from my behind. There was a massive poop stain at the back of my panties.
That was not the first time that I soiled one of my panties, to be honest. Have been not wiping well enough a few times already in the past, especially when being intoxicated but it was different this time.
The stain was more massive because it came from a massive poo itself and not just some remains from bad wiping.
greetings from Austria
AnnaMelody B
Vacation story
Melody B back with another one of my stories. I was likely no older than like 5 or so.
We went on a family trip one summer. It was a surprise from my mom for me and Justin. We drove there and the drive was like a 9 hour drive. So there were rest stops in between. At some point, my mom said she had to go to the bathroom so she went to a close by area to go to the bathroom. If you've been on road trips before you probably know what I mean, the big buildings with the many restaurants almost like a mall's food court. We stopped in one of those.
She took us both into the ladies room. We used a big stall at the end and it was pretty cool. There was a normal toilet then next to it was a small toilet with a wavy toilet seat. It was pretty cool. I wanted to use the wavy one. Mom locked the stall door and pulled down her pants and plopped herself down on the regular toilet and parted her legs. She immediately started peeing and it hissed as it came out. Me and Justin both watched as she went and we found it fascinating. Justin had to pee so he quickly pulled out his penis and went into the smaller toilet but he didn't flush. Then he came back to watch mom as she pooped. First a little one. Then she burped as she was pushing the next one out which was long. Another long one hung from her like a tail which we found amusing. It dropped in a minute. We saw another one coming and it plopped and she gave another push to make sure she was done. She got some toilet paper and first wiped her hairy vagina. She wiped her butt too. She pulled her pants up and she said it was my turn. Justin said he might need to poop so she told him to sit on the toilet to make sure he didn't have to go. She left the stall and kept it open while she went to wash her hands. I pulled my pants down and sat on the little toilet with the wavy seat. Justin didn't get on the toilet yet because he wanted to watch. So I peed and he watched. Then after I was done he plopped himself on the toilet too. He farted a few times and grunted and out came a few plops. By then mom was back in the stall with us again. I pushed too and it was the same with me. Justin finished before me so my mom helped wipe his bottom and he pulled his pants up. My mom wiped my vagina and butt and then I pulled my pants up and we washed our hands.
That's all for now everyone, I'll be back with more as I remember them!
Emma two
Clogged toilet
To Avery
I've often clogged a toilet after having a really good poo. The most epic clog I caused was after I'd been constipated for about 10 days. I took some laxatives before I left for work and about mid afternoon I was really feeling the need to go. I felt embarrassed to do it at work so I convinced myself I could wait until I got home. By the time I finished I was practically pooing myself and I reluctantly walked to the toilets with my bottom clenched tightly. When I got there all but one cubicle was taped off out of order and it was occupied. I couldn't hold it and I felt my poo coming out into my knickers. It was soft and a found it difficult to stop. I did manage to regain control but not before I filled my knickers. After what felt like ages the girl finished her poo and she came out without flushing the toilet. I went in and found the toilet was full of the girls poo. She must have been bursting to do that much and I knew how she felt. I went in and locked the door and took off my jeans and knickers and emptied them out on top of the pile of the girls poo and sat down. I then pushed out the rest of my own poo, adding more to the pile and wiped my bottom. I then flushed the toilet but it didn't clear as it was totally blocked up. I left my dirty knickers in the bin and left quickly and walked to the bus stop to make my way home.
Annie
Had a big somewhat hard poop after dinner
Hi everyone. Been eating well (and healthy) today, drinking warm water and went out for some exercise earlier (my worker took me for a walk earlier while we talked about my future). Anyway just finished a spicy ish dinner not long ago and took my medication and just got the urge to poop about 10 minutes ago. I went to the washroom when I got the urge, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled down my black pants and underwear and sat. Gave a gentle push and a fairly big poop came out and quietly settled in the toilet. Reached over for some TP, wiped well, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked. It was pretty big about 2 to 2 1/2 feet long and hard and thick. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands and went and got some warm water downstairs. Will continue to drink that and get the rest of this stuff out of me.
Happy pooping! And stay safe, happy and healthy.
AnnieImogen
Reply to Frank
One outdoor pee is much like another outdoor pee. I remember times when I peed with other women, and with boyfriends in view, but not watching. Sometimes they protected our privacy. The perfect boyfriend did once talk about it, and he was interested in how desperate I was ( answer, certain to wet my knickers before we got back if I hadn't gone then, but I just said that it was very urgent. Once two of us had to get out of the punt because we thought we could get home without saying anything, but we were too full. The sensation of letting a great flood out is always exciting, even today. I've never found anything special about wet knickers.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Mrs big and hard)
Doing bigger turds now days. Straining harder
I am on the toilet now, with my laptop.. leaning forward taking a deep breath, pushing really hard. it is getting bigger and harder now... it is so wide that my butt hole is being stretched to about 2.5 inches diameter. It is hurting me a lot.
I use a mirror to look back at my butt hole to see the big turd coming out
It is truly one of my biggest .Hope this is interesting to you.
Thanks , Mrs big and hard.MasterBlaster
Avery's Pooping Challenges
This is for Avery, who asked for some ideas on what pooping (and peeing) challenges she could do at school. Filling a toilet with poop sounds like fun, maybe the challenge could be to create a pile up to the rim? Or in terms of clogging, maybe you could try to clog multiple toilets with one dump?
Anyways, sounds like fun, can't wait to hear what you come up with!Jam
To Joe
Joe, that's amazing that you saw that written on the wall like that! I would have liked to hear about what it actually was, whether or not an actual pee fight was going to take place. I know you said you weren't really ready to go and find out for yourself, but if you ever do I would love to hear about it. And I will say that if I ever saw something like that written on a restroom wall, wild horses couldn't keep me from going there that next Friday and finding out if it's true or not! I myself have never been in a pee fight, but I have heard of them, and I would definitely be open to trying it. I think a lot of people would try it if they were somehow given the opportunity, especially guys. I would say it's just hard to get something like that set up. So maybe that little note in the restroom was an attempt to do just that.
Avery
Relieving some stomach fullness
I ate a really big dinner, and I was quite bloated. My stomach kinda hurt and given the amount of food that was being digested in me, I went to the bathroom to make some space. I pooped at school after lunch, but it was a very small log. With my gray sweatpants and black pants at my feet, I began my potty.
I peed for 30 seconds, then began working on my number 2. The rumble of my stomach and a quick fart showed that somewhere in my bowels was a compacted load of waste on its way to be pooped out. I started pushing and straining, trying to coax this poop out of me. I grunted a few times and was breathing heavily when the load finally dropped into place. With it came quite a bit of gas, so I farted quite a bit as I cleared the pressure in my butt. As my final fart ended, I was left with the weight of my impending bowel movement. So I pushed. My poop started crackling out my butthole, and as more and more emerged, I realized how bad it smelled. I don't know what it was, but clearly something I ate went rotten in me. I mean, it's all food waste at the end of the day. Anyway, I kept pooping for about 25 seconds when a "plop" signified the end of my poop exiting my body and coming to rest in the toilet bowl. I felt empty, so after five wipes, I took a look inside the toilet bowl. My pee was bright yellow, and sitting in the center of the toilet, going down the hole, was my turd. It was 14 inches long and an inch wide, not that bad! I felt quite good about what I made, so I pulled up my pants and flushed it all away, leaving only a skidmark. I flushed again after using the toilet brush to clean the skid mark, and that made the toilet spotless.
I washed my hands, then returned to my room.
I'll post again soon! School's wrapping up and I'm trying to think of pooping challenges I can do at school. Maybe some peeing ones as well. Any ideas? Maybe I try to fill a toilet with poop, or clog it, or pee for two minutes. Let me know if y'all have ideas! Anyway, bye for now!Dumpster
Is it normal to defęcate more frequently as we get older? When I was a teenager it was normal for me to go a week or more between sittings on the bog, in my early twenties perhaps once every two or three days, daily in my thirties, now an average of two dumps a day in my forties
Joe's Request
Me and my friend Seth, when we were probably 8 or 9, learned a game from his older brother, Aaron. Aaron had a wicked sense of humor and taught us to play Sinking the Sub. The best case would be when we walked up the street to a gas station for treats. Aaron could sit and drop a 2 incher with little effort. Then he would get up and act as a ref. I would piss from one side of the toilet and Seth would piss from the other. Aaron said it would be funner to leave the seat down. When he yelled Go both of us would blast piss at the crap. Since we were targeting it from both sides sometimes within a minute or two the crap would be blasted apart. Or thrown around in the water with brown erosion emerging. Seth had the most powerful stream and with both hands directed his piss almost directly down on the crap. Of course, the toilet seat and area around it would be dripping. Then we would go around to the front of the station, go in and buy our treats. We also did the game in the alley behind our house. We used an empty vegetable can the first time, but the can was too big and we got splash back. With a smaller can I had greater success in moving it and won three or four times.
Annie
Just did a big poop
Hi everyone. Just came back from the bathroom after having a big poop. Had a bowl of oatmeal with milk, chili peppers and black beans in it and a jar of water and a jar of black coffee. Had a semi big lunch too. Stomach felt full and I got the urge to poop a few minutes ago. Went to the washroom closed the door, pulled my black pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a fairly big poop stretched me and came out easily into the toilet. Took about 20 seconds. When I was done I lifted myself slightly off the toilet and looked. It looked fairly big, filling the majority of the toilet. Flushed, grabbed some TP and did a good job wiping. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, flushed and washed my hands. I had drank the majority of a jar of water before my big poop. My stomach is still pretty bloated but a lot came out. I will drink more water later and hopefully the rest of it will come out later.
Happy pooping!
Annie
To MoonlightRave
Boys would often pee into those large radiators on the wall. I think some peed on the floor too.One time I squatted and pooped on the toilet between the seat and flusher. Another time I did a runny poop on the seat and floor on purpose.
Sarah
Sisters boyfriend and my morning dumps
It was Sunday morning my sister and her boyfriend had stayed over at mine I went downstairs and started to make some breakfast and her boyfriend joined me while she was in the bathroom we sat and chatted but I felt the urge to have my morning dump so I excused myself from the table and walked down the hall to the downstairs loo I am lucky that we have it so if someone is on bathroom you can still go anyway I went in locked the door pulled my leggings and knickers down and took a seat the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop I began with a loud wee that hissed and went on a while then I felt my rear opening up and a couple of small pieces plopped in the pan rapidly I farted quietly and felt something big stretch my hole it felt pretty good so I just took my time with it then it came to an end a plunged in to the toilet with a kerplunk and splashed my fat bum in the process then another slightly smaller log dropped plop then I was done I wiped my bum and looked in the pan there was some small bits and 2 large logs the biggest being around 7 inches and the other around 5 inches both quite fat I flushed the toilet and came back to sit with sisters bf he must have heard me go as the toilet is old and the distance between the seat and water is high and it amplifies the plopping but never mind after a few minutes he got up and said I best go toilet myself so off he went I was a bit embarrassed as I had left quite a strong smell he went in and it was quiet then all of a sudden there was a series of plops that sounded loose he came back out after 10 minutes looking relieved and smiled at me we sat down and waited for my sister xxNytecat
The toilets at work were crowded today.
For a Friday when most colleagues are working from home, the men's rooms were surprisingly busy. There are three on my floor and more on other floors. Every time I peed, I was not alone. By the afternoon I needed to poop and pee. So I went in and one of the two stalls were already occupied. I don't like sitting next to anyone on the toilet if it can be avoided. So I just urinated and left since the number two wasn't urgent. Just over an hour later, I felt the need to go number 1 and number 2 again. And just like last time, a stall was occupied. So I left to try another men's room. And someone was hogging a toilet in there too! So I peed , hoping that would help the pressure on my back end as well. It worked for another hour or so then I could no longer ignore it. When SBDs start coming out, the time is near! I gingerly entered the washroom and, you guessed it, one of the toilets was in use. At that point I just gave up and went down a floor where I found a bathroom I could have all to myself!
I entered the stall, closed the door, and pulled my briefs and pants down. At first some hard nuggets came out, followed by a second, softer turd which went out in one piece. Considering I first felt this load hours ago, it wasn't much. But it still felt good to unload it. With that I wiped, pulled my clothes back up, washed my hands, and left.
Optional Person
To Avery, Posters I miss, and random stories.
Yes Avery, Fill the toilet and clog the toilet more. My favorite story is the one where you made the 50 inch long poop rope and that was on top of other logs that filled and clogged the toilet. Your dumps are impressive. Do you think it would be possible to be a little more descriptive sometimes about how many farts you make and the sounds and smells? I love how you write and describe your stories, I just think a tiny bit more detail would be nice sometimes. You are one of my favorite posters here. Thank you for your great Stories.
My most memorable trip to the toilet still is when Julia took me to the bathroom as my babysitter. A Tall skinny 11 year old girl with dark brown hair. i was awe struck by the site of her sitting on the bowl. it is that moment that eventually led me to find this site all the way back in 1997.
Avery's story's and even classic poster Rochelle's have brought up something i always have wondered. Are all women secretly close with their friends and moms about their pooping habits and do they generally almost always relish that moment?
I pooped on the driveway once between two cars and very quickly the flies came and found it haha. i fed flies once when i was 5.
The other day I sat on the toilet backwards and pushed and quickly and almost with no feeling at all a nice long dark brown log slid into the toilet i was proud of myself and wiped. I hopefully will have more detailed stories soon.
I really love this site and there are some posters I miss; Mrs. Orthodontist, Rochelle, Britney B. and Catherine. But I am very grateful to Avery and Sarah and Mina for their stories.md
to sarah - re lots of plops post at gym
Hi sarah - I read your post about your pooping session at the gym with interest when you mentioned that there were lots of plops when you pooped which you found embarassing
You seemed unsure why this happened. I have a theory and would be interested to know your view
You mentioned that your poop was not hard balls but was quite soft and that you really needed to go. I suspect that the poop that you passed was probably of a medium-soft consistency like a smooth sausage or snake (like the type 4 on the Bristol stool scale).
I reckon that when the poop started coming out it grew to a certain length - say 6 -7 inches - and then a small piece broke off - say 2 or 3 inches and landed in the bowl. This process kept on repeating itself hence the multiple plops. The pieces broke off due to the softish consistency of your poop and the effect of gravity. You said you really had to go so I guess rather than passing 3 or 4 big logs of 10-12 inches (or whatever your usual is when you have to go bad) there were lots of small pieces.
Dunno if you looked in the bowl afterwards..Would be interested to know your thoughts on my theory
Like your posts - keep them coming
mdHanna
Marieke tells that she once saw the father of her boy friend poop outside. I once saw the father of my best friend when he was squatting to poop in the woods. I was with her end her family picking berries when I discovered him squatting with a bare bum just behind a small hill. He also saw me, but none of us mentioned it afterwards. I neither ever have told my friend about it. I think it is quite normal to do it when staying outdoor, and I have done it several times myself when hiking etc. I have seen some of my friends, but never else an adult man. Somewhat embarrassing in the moment, but amusing afterwards. I also saw his poop. It was a very long and thick "snake", around 40 cm. The urge must have been strong. I wonder what he thought when I came around. Poor guy.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
Christopher
Shopping Mall Toilets
The Toilets in our Shopping Mall have been closed for a while and just
reopened recently.I decided I would take a shit there one afternoon.The
Toilet Pans were of a wall Hung kind and the lighting too was very good.I entered, securely locking the door and unbelted my jeans and slid my pants
down and seated my naked butt on the white plastic toilet seat.Leaning
forward I strained forcefully and slowly a long fat log of about nine
inches left me and slid into the pan.I know the style of pan contributed
to the size of my shit.The toilet seat which was square shaped made me
feel really good ,it was so good to have my naked butt seated on it.Also
there was a frosted panel in the centre of the door and you could see
the outline of the person inside and could see the colour of their pantsKerri
Sudden urge to poop
My husband and I took the family to Maui for Spring Break this last March. He and I were able to have a date day without the kids. We went for a late lunch and had some cocktails. After lunch we were walking through this little shopping center and I felt the need to use the bathroom to pee and maybe let out some toots that had been causing pressure in my ????. The bathrooms had code locks on them and my husband asked the store keeper for the code. He told me the code, but it didn't work on the womens room. We decided to just use the mens one together, we went in and there was a urinal and regular toilet. My husband used the urinal and I hiked up dress and squated over the potty, I thought I was just peeing lol. I let out a little fart before I peed and then mid pee a much bigger one came out and I got a cramp. I grabbed the paper to wipe and another toot came out. We both laughed, but I told him the bathroom was about to get pretty stinky. I asked him to grab a toilet liner and I placed it around the seat and sat down. Im normally a sit and read toilet type person, so I got my phone and looked at the next places we should go as I was grunting out the first poop with lots of gas. My husband commented on the smell, I told him I was just getting started and we both laughed. For the next minutes I let out several good logs and lots of little ones, all while holding a conversation. I felt empty and gave one last push and I felt I was done. I reached up to grab the paper and I saw my husband looking at my product, he commented that I really had to go. I cleaned my self up and flushed and we were on about our day, I felt much better. Later that day back at our room I went into the bathroom after our alone time and let out more gas with a decent sized poop as well. I think all the extra food and drinks made have to go more.
MoonlightRave
peeing all over the school bathroom
i love peeing all over the school bathroom, i've done it since kindergarten! i always do it during class so there's no kids around to bust me, i just love the fun of whipping it out and spraying everything like a fireman, and the thrill of being so naughty! my favorite is peeing on the toilet paper roll! it's so exciting to see it get all yellow and soaked!
i know/knew a few boys who also do it, but i'm curious, do you also like(d) peeing all over the school bathroom for fun? ever got caught? got any stories?
Coronation Street Party.
There was a street party at the top of my back lane to the right in a cul-de-sac. As the afternoon went on more and move men and kids came and peed at the top on the lane. A few females came down the lane a little and peed but as the walls are higher at the top of the lane they went out of my view as they squatted down.
Around 4pm a female with a kid came down the lane to a surface water drain about three doors up from me were the walls are replaced with driveway gates. She stopped with her back to me and then held the kids bum over the drain, (I think the kid did more the pee) when the kid was done she push something with a tissue down the drain and the kid ran back up the lane.
The female had a quick look down the lane then dropped her leggings and went into a high squat over the drain and started to pee, a small dribble then a big gushing one for about haft a minute till it dripped it a stop, she the pulled up her legging and walked up the lane, I did not see any underwear.
As the afternoon turned to evening, two females in what looked like satin dresses came walking down the lane. They stopped in front of a garage door that is set back from the lane, and after some pointing they moved three wheely bins across the door way to make a wall at the edge of the lane, then took turns peeing behind the bins so I did not see any thing.
After the sun started to go the social club opened there big roller shutters to the back lane and the party continued in there beer garden, some both males and females still used the bins to pee, but I got bored and so when to watch TV, Later when I went up to bed I looked out and could see a river of pee coming from behind those bins, the club was still open but the roller doors were now closed to the lane.
STEPHEN .P
This morning filled kettle and switched on then went to laptop to answer emails ,I needed a NUMBER TOO now.
The new Blue Porcelain bedpan ,grabbed from garage placed on floor by sink ,tore off ,five sheets of kitchen roll,put one in bottom of pan
dropped my jogging bottoms and pants ,sat down ,a NUMBER ONE followed
by a NUMBER TOO, then another NUMBER ONE and NUMBER TOO
Bedpan is very comfortable so sat and relaxed five minutes before wiping
had tea and answered emails before emptying in bonfire and washing in water butt. The past three weeks I have done a NUMBER TOO every morning
in ADVENTURIDGE porta pottie in campervan.
Avery
Relieving some stomach fullness
I ate a really big dinner, and I was quite bloated. My stomach kinda hurt and given the amount of food that was being digested in me, I went to the bathroom to make some space. I pooped at school after lunch, but it was a very small log. With my gray sweatpants and black pants at my feet, I began my potty.
I peed for 30 seconds, then began working on my number 2. The rumble of my stomach and a quick fart showed that somewhere in my bowels was a compacted load of waste on its way to be pooped out. I started pushing and straining, trying to coax this poop out of me. I grunted a few times and was breathing heavily when the load finally dropped into place. With it came quite a bit of gas, so I farted quite a bit as I cleared the pressure in my butt. As my final fart ended, I was left with the weight of my impending bowel movement. So I pushed. My poop started crackling out my butthole, and as more and more emerged, I realized how bad it smelled. I don't know what it was, but clearly something I ate went rotten in me. I mean, it's all food waste at the end of the day. Anyway, I kept pooping for about 25 seconds when a "plop" signified the end of my poop exiting my body and coming to rest in the toilet bowl. I felt empty, so after five wipes, I took a look inside the toilet bowl. My pee was bright yellow, and sitting in the center of the toilet, going down the hole, was my turd. It was 14 inches long and an inch wide, not that bad! I felt quite good about what I made, so I pulled up my pants and flushed it all away, leaving only a skidmark. I flushed again after using the toilet brush to clean the skid mark, and that made the toilet spotless.
I washed my hands, then returned to my room.
I'll post again soon! School's wrapping up and I'm trying to think of pooping challenges I can do at school. Maybe some peeing ones as well. Any ideas? Maybe I try to fill a toilet with poop, or clog it, or pee for two minutes. Let me know if y'all have ideas! Anyway, bye for now!
Michael W.
Little Maddie
Hey Everyone, I'm back. For those of you who don't know, I was a regular poster on here, but now I'll post on here every once in a while. I'm 34 years old, I live in Indiana, 5 foot 11, slim slender, and I have dirty blonde hair and Hazel eyes. I get lots of compliments about my appearence. I'm told that I'm very handsome and most women don't believe that I'm single. Anyways I have 2 stories to share with you today.
My First Story:
Today, like ten minutes ago, I have just had an amazing time on the toilet in my bathroom today. I locked myself in the bathroom around 4pm with my book. And then I let down my blue jeans and boxers down to my ankles and decided to take them off. I left my T-shirt and white crew socks on. As I sat down on the wooden seat of my toilet I started to read my book called "Slender Man." (Yes I know, Slender Man is soooo last decade but IDC I'm a fan of Horror. Mahaha. LOL!) Anyways as I was seated on the toilet, I didn't push or strain or force it in any way. I just sat there and relaxed. I was in the bathroom for quite a while. Like 45 minutes in, I marked my place in my book and I thought I was done like 20 mins before I put my book down. I felt more smaller pieces ready to come out of my butt. "I thought I was done" I said to myself. I stayed seated for less than 10 more minutes. After it fell into the bowl below my skinny butt I wiped with toilet paper a couple of times. Then I put my blue jeans and boxers on and buckled my belt. I washed my hands and I was free from the bathroom. All in all, my session on the pot was 50 minutes.
My Next Story:
Okay this story was from last year. I work in a restaraunt but I will not say where. I had come into work around 8 in the morning and had breakfast, clocked-in, and helped one of my co-workers with the trash and cleaning duties. While I was getting situated and starting my shift, me and my friend, Little Maddie, who was a manager there, were catching up. Little Maddie is 22 years old, she is like 5 foot 4, slim and athletic, and she has honey blonde hair with blue eyes. She looks like Chloe Grace Moretz and she has a very beautiful smile. Me and her get along very well and we like most of the same things. I would hook up with her bcz I like her as a person, but unfortunatley she is a lesbian and has a girlfriend. Anyways, I was helping my co-worker with the cleaning and trash duties. Just before me and him were going to go outside to haul everything out, Little Maddie said she had to go to the bathroom. As she walked past behind me, I found a newspaper and I told her to take it with her so that she didn't bored when she goes. Little Maddie laughs and smiles at me and took the newspaper to the bathroom with her. She gave me this look like "How did he know I had to go number 2?" I didn't know, I was just being her friend. She thanked me for it and I said "I hope everything comes out okay." She thanked me again. And then I went outside to help Paul with the trash run. We were out there for almost 20 minutes bcz after we dumped everything, we cheifed and then went back inside. As I came back inside to wash my hands and get started on food prep duty, Little Maddie was still in the Ladies Room. Five more minutes had passed Little Maddie comes out of the Ladies Room and puts the newspaper in the office. She told me that she actually read the newspaper while she went. She even read the comics section, which is her favorite part bcz of the drawings and gags. I asked her "Did it all come out okay?" And she smiles at me and says "Yes it did, Thank you." And I told her "You're welcome and I'm happy for you."
And that was my story for today. I would put a smiley face emoji on here if I could but nevermind. Happy Pooping Everyone.
Violetta from Germany
Confirmation dump
Had an experience on Sunday. We were invited to a confirmation. It was a little further away and meant: Get up earlier than usual on Sunday. You can guess, despite tea and breakfast I could not go to the toilet for number 2. And I was clear...the morning dump would want to get out at some point then. On the trip I felt nothing, but in the church then slowly the feeling of fullness set in, at the same time my bladder began to fill, but in the old walls there was no toilet and because of the celebration it meant: hold on.
It was also not really bad, but I knew then: Until home all this would not want to wait.
After church we went to a champagne reception and lunch in a function room. Actually quite nice, but really stupid was: The two toilets were in sight of the tables, so that it was completely clear who disappeared when to the loo...
I then "inspected" it after the champagne and went in for a pee. It was a tiny toilet, super modern, the sink in the middle of the room, with a large mirror and then behind this anteroom a separate toilet room, fortunately with completely closed cabin and small window.
Lunch came and also the dessert. Have then drunk another glass of water and at some point, because the weather was so nice, everyone wanted to go for a walk. I felt already clearly pressure and thought: Now you just go again quickly pee-pee, then it will be okay and after the walk...perhaps there is a good opportunity to go for the big one...
But nearly everyone went to the restroom then. I waited a bit and after the most people went downstairs, I went into the toiletroom, but the cabin was still locked. I waited briefly.
The door opened, an older woman came out. So I went straight in there and thought: Fortunately no smell! Everything is clean!
I sat down and tried to relax. Just pee-pee, I thought. Just release a little pressure and then quickly downstairs!
But it came as it had to come! I sat there and felt: This is not going to work...and my bowels pushed and pushed. From the bladder no more trace. Okay, so quickly make your poo-poo! But suddenly: Footsteps! Oh no! Not now! Door handle went down. The cabin was totally closed, but it was more clairaudient than I thought. I couldn't get up unachieved things again. So frantically plucked toilet paper and thrown down into the toilet, so that it does not splash that much.
And my poo was on the way. And how! Despite the paper: KERSPLONK! Again: KERSPLONK! And another one...
Uh, what a relief! It was more urgent than I thought and it began to smell naturally immediately and the others waited downstairs and outside waited Mrs. Unknown.
Then finally also my bladder emptied, but it had taken altogether clearly too long. Everyone knew: Violetta is taking an an urgent dump!!!
Wiped and of course I barely got clean, I had not really been able to empty everything and the butt was still dirty. So more paper, more time!
Finally I was done and pulled up my pants. Quickly out of here. Waiting outside was a younger woman, one of the confirmand's cousins. I think she had just written her high school diploma.
I just looked at her very briefly, a little helplessly. She must have been thinking: Oh man, did the old cow put one in the bowl now?!
Yes, that's how it was. God, how embarrassing!Angelina
Hey all,
I haven't been on my phone much just enjoying the time myself and Jake are spending together. We're on an island called Newfoundland now it's so beautiful. I have a short story for you guys, I'm not much of a morning person when I'm not working but when I'm on vacation I'm up watching the sunrise it never fails. So this morning I was up before Jake so I put coffee on(we're staying in an Airbnb) and sat out on the front balcony. After my second cup of coffee my stomach started to rumble I knew was about to happen so I went inside, pulled down my pajama pants and sat on the toilet. I peed first for 30 seconds then I heard crackling and my bum started to open wide. As I was looking down at my phone I heard a good morning babe I looked up and said good morning, he asked if I was doing #1 or #2 I said see for yourself so I opened my legs as wide as they could go and he seen the turd slowly coming out. I grunted and pushed the turd grew larger and larger. I gave another push and a grunt the turd finally dropped in the bowl without making a splash. He said wow got anymore, I said I'm only getting started so he asked if he could stay and watch I said go right ahead. Ten minutes later I finally felt empty I looked over at Jake and he had a really large bulge so I cleaned myself up and took care of Jake's problem three times.
Joe
Restroom
The other day in a restroom at a gas station, I saw a message that someone wrote on the wall. It was written with a sharpie marker and it was right next to the toilet paper dispenser. It said: Pee fight every Friday 11am in this room. I didn't know what to think of that. Part of me wants to know what it is, but I'm too scared to go there on a Friday at 11am and find out. Anyone else ever see something like this? I've heard of people having what's known as pee fights, but I've never actually talked to anyone who ever did it. Any ideas? Maybe just a joke?md
to sarah - re lots of plops post at gym
Hi sarah - I read your post about your pooping session at the gym with interest when you mentioned that there were lots of plops when you pooped which you found embarassing
You seemed unsure why this happened. I have a theory and would be interested to know your view
You mentioned that your poop was not hard balls but was quite soft and that you really needed to go. I suspect that the poop that you passed was probably of a medium-soft consistency like a smooth sausage or snake (like the type 4 on the Bristol stool scale).
I reckon that when the poop started coming out it grew to a certain length - say 6 -7 inches - and then a small piece broke off - say 2 or 3 inches and landed in the bowl. This process kept on repeating itself hence the multiple plops. The pieces broke off due to the softish consistency of your poop and the effect of gravity. You said you really had to go so I guess rather than passing 3 or 4 big logs of 10-12 inches (or whatever your usual is when you have to go bad) there were lots of small pieces.
Dunno if you looked in the bowl afterwards..Would be interested to know your thoughts on my theory
Like your posts - keep them coming
md
Kerri
Sudden urge to poop
My husband and I took the family to Maui for Spring Break this last March. He and I were able to have a date day without the kids. We went for a late lunch and had some cocktails. After lunch we were walking through this little shopping center and I felt the need to use the bathroom to pee and maybe let out some toots that had been causing pressure in my ????. The bathrooms had code locks on them and my husband asked the store keeper for the code. He told me the code, but it didn't work on the womens room. We decided to just use the mens one together, we went in and there was a urinal and regular toilet. My husband used the urinal and I hiked up dress and squated over the potty, I thought I was just peeing lol. I let out a little fart before I peed and then mid pee a much bigger one came out and I got a cramp. I grabbed the paper to wipe and another toot came out. We both laughed, but I told him the bathroom was about to get pretty stinky. I asked him to grab a toilet liner and I placed it around the seat and sat down. Im normally a sit and read toilet type person, so I got my phone and looked at the next places we should go as I was grunting out the first poop with lots of gas. My husband commented on the smell, I told him I was just getting started and we both laughed. For the next minutes I let out several good logs and lots of little ones, all while holding a conversation. I felt empty and gave one last push and I felt I was done. I reached up to grab the paper and I saw my husband looking at my product, he commented that I really had to go. I cleaned my self up and flushed and we were on about our day, I felt much better. Later that day back at our room I went into the bathroom after our alone time and let out more gas with a decent sized poop as well. I think all the extra food and drinks made have to go more.
Christopher
Shopping Mall Toilets
The Toilets in our Shopping Mall have been closed for a while and just
reopened recently.I decided I would take a shit there one afternoon.The
Toilet Pans were of a wall Hung kind and the lighting too was very good.I entered, securely locking the door and unbelted my jeans and slid my pants
down and seated my naked butt on the white plastic toilet seat.Leaning
forward I strained forcefully and slowly a long fat log of about nine
inches left me and slid into the pan.I know the style of pan contributed
to the size of my shit.The toilet seat which was square shaped made me
feel really good ,it was so good to have my naked butt seated on it.Also
there was a frosted panel in the centre of the door and you could see
the outline of the person inside and could see the colour of their pants
Thursday, May 11, 2023