Audrey
The Contest
Hello Everyone! It's been a while!
Since I last posted, I've made some new, like minded friends! A few days ago, we decided to have pooing/pissing contest, inspired by this forum.
We scored on general naughtiness/accuracy of aim, size and piss! My friend Jessica went first, as we were meeting at her house. She chose to use an old potty. We sat on chair around her living room as she took center stage, and removed her jeans. She started slow, grunting and pushing out a hard poo that kept sliding back in her butthole. After it plopped into the plastic bowl, which it largely filled, a blast was unleashed-Jessica related, leaned back, and opened her eyes, as we gasped to see a about a meter of smooth poo escape, followed by a jet of piss which continued for thirty seconds, showering here living room floor. She didn't get nearly as naughty,(oops, I meant "creative" lol!) As we had envisioned, but the volume and mass was astonishing, and she wiped with her hand. She earned a solid 7.5/10!
Next it was Lucy's turn. She laid out a series of plastic cups on the floor, 10 cups in two parallel lines half-squating between the two lines she breathed deeply. Removing her skirt entirely and spreading her labia with two fingers of her left hand and her booty with her right, she released a strong, concentrated stream into the first cup, which jumped and hit me as a small knobbly poo dropped from her shithole into the cup behind her. Awkwardly standing back up and waddling over to the next pair of cups, she turned bright red! Resuming her piss, she also dropped a foot long, firm poo into the rear cup, which filled it completely. Half stuck out and curled into the floorboards. The next cup was filled with a mess of stinky mush, and her pee overflowed the front cup. She waddled along, unable to stop, and nailed Jessica's legs with her stream, as well as leaving a trail of increasingly liquidy shit. We all burst out laughing, but Lucy did not loose here cool, and instead overflowed all the remaining cups with either urine or diarrhea. She earned a 10/10!
The living room was a bit to smelly to continue even after cleanup, so I led the group outside. I climbed up into a tree, leaving a large bowl on the ground below. It was dark, so there was no risk of people seeing. I squatted on a branch, holding onto the trunk to steady myself. I lifted my skirt, kicked off my panties, and pushed with all my might, dropping a couple of small, soft poos- but merely grazing the bowl. My pee didn't make it in either, scoring me a measly 6/10.
Olivia was the last to go. Returning inside, this time to the kitchen,she climbed onto the countertop and opened a drawer below her, emptying out all the utensils. Her pee shot forward into the drawer, and stopped after about twenty seconds, leaving a depth of a couple centimeters. She then released a continuos fat brown turd into the running garbage disposal, which shot up a couple waves of poo before consuming the whole thing. She then hosed he butt off in the sink.By looking into the sink with a phone camera we were able to see the astounding quantity she put out, earning an 8/10. After cleaning the house and jumping in the shower, we decided that we'll definitely be having more of these contests. We also decided that we should have a reward for Lucy because she won, and a (friendly) 'punishment' for me because I lost. Do you have any suggestions for future contests or rewards/punishments?
Also, I'd just like to acknowledge that I love your posts LEA!
Nina: is there any chance that we could hear about pooping in the abandoned houses? Enjoying your posts too!
Nasiba: people often pee in floor drains or share toilets in that situation
PM: idk if I've ever seen one explicitly as a urinal, but boys definitely used them as urinal-and toilets
Monday, March 13, 2023
STEPHEN P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Two days ago , I drove to a friends house to deliver three bags of compost then pulled into a layby one mile away for a toilet break.
As I was opening the van side door a car pulled into the layby and stopped 25 yards away . The toilet roll was empty so took new ELSAN BLUE ROLL from overhead locker and placed on holder attached to door.
Pulled ADVENTURIDGE potty from locker pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants placed paper towel on back of bowl , sat down. A knock on side door a voice calling hello ,hello , tried to open door I reached over and held it , the voice then asked " am I on road to ROMSEY " I replied yes ,
" which way " the voice replied " the direction you are facing , go away
I am on the toilet ,I took the keys from the steering column slammed the door and locked with the transponder . sat down ,immediateley wee the pooped , wee , poop ,.poop wee after eight minutes I tore off three sheets of toilet paper , the car drove past , I continued wiping got dressed , unlocked door put potty in locker , wiped hands with wet wipes
drove to friends house in SOUTHAMPTON
This morning I left friends house in SOUTHAMPTON drove back on A 303 ,stopped in a layby one mile from STONHENGE .The van was loaded with luggage could not get to ADVENTURIDGE POTTY ,piled up the luggage took
THETFORD 365 from boot pulled slide and rinsed , closed slide placed paper towel on back of bowl lowered jogging bottoms and pants sat down.
One minute later had a very long wee then a two minute continuous poop
the van was shaking due to passing traffic , it was just like sat on the toilet on a boat during an incoming tide!! I tore off three sheets of ELSAN toilet roll and wiped then another three then another two ,pulled up my jogging bottoms and pants .I lifted the seat pilled back the paper towel , it was a larger than usual pile of poop and loads of wee
I opened door then put potty in the boot wiped hands with wet wipes ,reinstated the luggage the drove off . Hopefully next time I will be able to wait until I am on A36 where laybys are much quieter .
When I got home I went to shed and had a wee on the THETFORD 33 ,I emptied the van , had a cup of tea then emptied the three potties .ToiletKid
Poop before breakfast
I woke up, stretched in bed, and suddenly realized that I wanted to poop. So I got up and hurried to the toilet. I went to the toilet, opened the door, and went to my white toilet. I didn't close the door, I was alone. I pulled down my pants and briefs, and sat down on the toilet seat. I relaxed, and I felt the poop begin to quickly get out into the toilet. Splashes were heard. Large poop slowly crawled out and fell into the toilet. After pooping, I wiped my ass with toilet paper, then got up, threw the paper in the bucket, got dressed, and flushed it in the toilet. The water swirled, and quickly flush my poop. After washing my hands, I went to get breakfast.
Hollyrae
An argument for porta johns
From my perspective, at age 13, using the bathrooms at my middle school is becoming a very difficult and frustrating experience. Most of the privacy doors have been removed because of some bad stuff that has been done. So there we stand in the crowd, waiting and waiting in a confusing line for a couple of minutes on a really bad smelling toilet while our classmates look on. The one minute warning bell rings and most everyone scatters to their class in hopes of not getting a tardy. One of the worst punishments is a 4 hour detention on Saturday morning. I've had two of those and I'm trying to avoid a third. Other punishments include a great lack of toilet paper, especially the double strength kind which you can better wipe yourself with without your finger going through it and coming down brown.
It is also hard to pee into a toilet bowl where the water is beyond yellow and 2 or 3 craps have clogged the drain. Many of the seats have cigarette ash burns on them probably from several years ago. Some have seats so loose that they are almost totally disconnected from the back bolts. I've found that more than once when I've tried to slid forward during a crap so that so that my rear is not getting splashed with someone else's pee. A couple of times earlier this semester I've done my duty and in standing, the seat sticks to my butt for a couple seconds. The other day I had to use my right hand to free my butt.
Before I take my seat and face the others waiting I never know what I should say. Most of my sits are probably 2 minutes or less and early in the sit I tear off some toilet paper to try and calm down some of those waiting. Sometimes I luck out and one of my friends is nearby to shield me while I'm doing my thing. Most days I wear a loose fitting skirt that gives me some privacy, but then that bell rings I have no choice but to stop and do a fast wipe. I pull up my clothing and make the run to class. But that also means I'm going to have some smelly smears in my undies.
Because of the hostility and tight scheduling, once or twice a week sometimes I'm not able to get my pee going until 2 or 3 minutes into my sit. There is almost no way for me to fake my way out of that. I just give up, do a flush and make my run to class. I kind of feel sorry for those left waiting, knowing they are going to have to report to class with their needs unmet. I do try, though!
Connor, a friend of mine since grade school, has a really analytical mind. He thinks the school remove all the toilets and side panels. They would be replaced with porta johns like I have seen and used in places such as parks and highly public attractions. They are more durable, have doors with security latches, and usually a high grade fan to make it more pleasant for each user. He says some are on lockable wheels so they can be moved as needed. If cleaned regularly, and the canister below each toilet emptied, Connor thinks they will work better. The seats are attached to the toilet and can not be removed. Stainless steel makes graffiti almost impossible.
If a few porta johns were put in several locations and several places around the school, I would think there would be less harassment and tension since there wouldn't be the large crowds. If two units were occupied, you could just walk to the other end of the hallway where two more were available. Connor says a small hand washer could be built in to each unit.
All I know after three years at this school the bathroom situation isn't getting any better. You have to be sick and your parents have to be called if you want permission to use the Nurse's office toilet. My PE teacher is upset with those not in her classes coming into the locker room to use toilets. Parents have called the school to complain but they are told about the drugs, vaping and other things happening in the bathrooms.
Meanwhile, me and Connor just want a semi-clean bathroom available so that we are not embarrassed when we use it.
To Jessica:
Thank you for your first post. What you write is encouraging to me to "let loose" in public and not feel bad about what may happen. What were your school bathrooms like before college? I like what you said about the mall pee you took with your friends. Why do you usually put paper on the toilet before sitting down? Is it something your mom taught you years ago? Why did you make an exception this time? My mom taught me to either wipe off or cover public seats, but when I started to go on my own I just got away from that. Most of my friends are the same way, but our school toilets are just getting more gross all the time.
To Derek:
Thank you for your story. Last year me and two friends were riding, actually kind of racing our bikes, when I didn't see and speed bump and I hit it right on. I didn't wreck up but I did crap my shorts.Anna from Austria
Another Reply to Jenny
Here in Austria and other western European countries I have been so far we flush paper down the toilet.
I have seen some toilets in older buildings in Korea though where you have the put the toilet paper in a bin and it wa not allowed to flush it down.
I do not mind your question about the skidmark question Jenny btw. The answer is yes and no. No more skidmarks when I could poop in my hotel room but lots of skidmarks when I had to go in a public place.
Like I said in my previous post I was not a fun of the thin toilet paper so I was not accurate in my cleaning as usual. Normaly i wipe until the papere is completely clean. I also put the paper quite deap in my bum hole to ensure everything is clean. With the thin paper though I was always afraid to get even more dirty when it tears. I was to embarrased to leave my stall and go with poop stained hand to sinks with lots of other ladies were around. So my cleaning was only superficial and it led to more skid marks than usual. When I go to states next time I will buy lots of wet wipes and put then in my purse every time I go out to prevent that.
After using Austrian toilets again for few days after using american toilets for 2 weeks I can confirm that water in the american toilets reduce the poop smell quite a bit.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Nils
Re:Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae
I'm a male LOL. Nils would be "Neil", "Nigel", "Nick" or "Colin" in English speaking countries; all those names derive from Nicholas, like St. Nicholas (I'm an Eastern Orthodox, so I know that haha).
Yesterday, everything went smooth as usual on the toilet. I dropped two softer logs with a length of six inches and a diameter of 1.5 inches. Then I wiped and flushed of course.Nina
Jenny - I noticed that my husband most often poops at home and after that he goes to the shower. Apparently for this reason, his panties are less likely than mine to have a skid mark. In addition, his panties are not always between his buttocks. I never poop in the morning and therefore I go to poop most often in a public toilet. Usually these are the toilets of our office or the toilet of the cafe where I go to have lunch. Sometimes I poop in supermarket toilets. I have to admit that a skid mark at the end of the day in my panties is a common occurrence. Sometimes I use panty liners and then the skid mark remains on it. I could post a photo of my underwear at the end of the day, but unfortunately (or fortunately) the format of the forum does not allow this. This is the first time I've come across a forum of this format, where there is no way to directly answer questions from forum visitors. I will not hide that it was interesting to stumble upon this forum in search of some medical information and read what they write here. However, I can not help but note the rather strange navigation of this forum.
Jocelyn
Answering Kristi's survey
1. Your age/gender.
38, female
2. Scenario: You're in a one-person bathroom, pooping. You've just sat down and haven't started going yet. There's a knock on the door and someone asks "Are you almost done?" What do you do? Do you answer the person? Do you hurry up and push your poop out as fast as possible? Or do you take your time?
I got those scenarios too often! When I do, I just hurry up. Wish my girls were to do the same. Only this morning I nearly peed myself because my 13-year-old took forever to poop.
3. You're camping. And you've gotta take a dump. You have two options: One is to use a bathroom that is absolutely filthy. We're talking smelly, messy, filthy seat, filthy everything. Three other option is to walk a short distance and poop outside. You will have complete privacy, and you have toilet paper with you.
Hold it. But if the urge gets too great, I'll just poop outside, even though I hadn't done such since I was 20.
4. You're in a new relationship with a guy/girl who you really like. You're at that person's house for the very first time. And that dinner has moved its way through you. Do you (a) hold it until you leave, (b) go poop, but be very discreet and try to hurry, or (c) tell the person exactly what you need to do and go do it?
This did happen back when I was on my second or third date. I just hold it.
5. When you're taking a crap, do you try to get your business done as quickly as possible, or do you like to take some time? Or does it vary?
I'll do it as fast as I can.
6. You just went poop in a public restroom. You wipe and go to flush... and the toilet doesn't flush. Your load is sitting there for all to see, and there is someone waiting for the stall. Do you tell them the flusher doesn't work, or do you just leave?
This actually happened in 12th grade on my 18th birthday. I just walked away pretending it wasn't me. The load would've been to big to flush anyways ;)
Wayne
Wood Dump!
Had a fun experience on my way to work!. Was walking to work and have to walk through a wooded area. My stomach started aching and I knew I had to take a dump but the shopping centre is still a few miles away. So I walked in the woods, stumbled on a homeless camp. There was several tents. This bloke came out of his tent in just a ragged pair of briefs and asked what was i doing. I was honest and just said I need a dump and was looking for a place. He said follow as that's what I need. He was walking holding his stomach. Got to a clearing which had a log. He said this is it! He quickly pulled down his briefs and sat down, and told me to sit next to him. Was the strangest experience ever! Both sitting there for a few mins. I asked about toilet paper, and he passed me a stack of leaves to wipe with!
Portia sometimes poos
Surveys
PANTS DOWN ON THE TOILET SURVEY:
1. Male or Female
Female
2. When you poop in a public restroom with stalls, do you pull your pants down to your ankles, calves, knees, or even mid-thigh?
I pull everything usually down to my knees.
3. Is this different at home, or in hotel bathrooms?
I would not say so. I honestly have no change in my bathroom habits wherever I am.
4. If you do pull your pants down to your ankles, do you separate your underwear i.e pants down to your ankles but underwear stays at your knees or do you keep your briefs, boxers, panties, or thong with your pants?
Underwear is usually at the knees. Also, anything that uses an elastic to be held up often just holds itself around my knees. However, if I have pants that use a belt to hold themselves up I often undo the belt and let those pants fall to my ankles.
5. Women: if you pee, do your pants and underwear get pulled down to the same area of your legs as when you poop?
yes
6. Men: do you ever sit down to pee at home or public restroom?
N/A
7. Women: IF you are wearing a skirt, do you pull your skirt down like pants to sit on the toilet or do you lift your skirt and pull down your underwear? Is this the same or different from Number 1 and Number 2?
Honestly depends on the length of the skirt. For shorter skirts that go around my knees, I'll pull them up. However for much longer ones I have taken them off to make sure I don't accidentally go on them. Also when I feel that I am going to make a loose poo I sometimes will take off my skirt if it's shorter just in case but I have not done that in a public toilet.
SKIDMARK SURVEY:
1. How often, if ever do you get skid marks?
Pretty often at least once a week.
2. When was your last skid mark?
A couple of days ago I guess. I don't remember seeing it when I took them off but I did see a large skidmark in some underwear I recently wore.
3. Do you get skidmarks more in cert types of underwear, i.e dark vs light, boxers vs briefs, thongs vs panties?
I guess it's anything that hikes up in my crack. But it seems skidmarks are more dependent on the kind of poo that I'm doing more than anything else.
4. When you get skidmarks, do you wipe until the paper is clean of do or do you know you are going to get skidmarks when you are done wiping i.e you cannot get clean after wiping, or you run out of toilet paper or you don't even wipe?
I often feel I get skidmarks before I go poo which is often because my poo is sometimes on the loose side and I often hesitate to get to the toilet promptly because I am busy or far from a toilet. By the time I go poo and wipe I often feel it's too late. But when I go poo I try to wipe thoroughly to make sure that I don't make any more skid marks.
5. When you get skidmarks in your underwear, did you leave skidmarks in the toilet as well?
I guess there is a correlation. I do feel that skid marks are associated with looser and stickier poos. Those often stick to both me and the toilet I am using.
Furthermore, if anyone has stories about their first time taking a poo outside I would love to hear them.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
Thunder
My Wish List
What I would like is someone to be with me when attending to bodily functions....I have a hard time going...the bidet helps with the clean up but that is only at home.
I see a therapist if and when opportune and she helps me a lot.
Often digital stimulation helps , words of encouragement...massages etc .
Sometime my motions are so hard I feel as though I am going to pass out...someone in attendance would be most comforting and safer.
Nasiba
Peeing on sink
Now that the weather is getting warmer, after our middle school classes end in the afternoon, a group of us buy some left over pizza in the cafeteria and take it about three blocks down the hill to a large park. Then we hang out there until about 4:30 or 5 p.m. just messing around.
The problem is that our principals have our school bathrooms locked immediately after dismissal. Me and my friend Sammi sometimes have to pee or poo right after school, but we have to hold it until we get to the park. Some afternoons there might be 15 or 20 of us there and we have a pretty good time eating pizza and finishing the large containers of soda that we've carried around much of the day at school.
The park bathroom isn't that good because there are no paneled stalls. Rather there's just 4 toilets along one side of the room. Often they are taken early by the mean shitters, who take big shits, that take a lot of time to get done, and who don't really hurry up for those of us who are bursting to pee.
So the other day two friends boosted this 6th grader Gabriellyn up on a sink. Although she almost fell off because the sides of the sink hurt her and did a little bruise on her back butt, she got about a minute worth of pee in. There were a couple of jokes about the sink giving way, I guess she didn't weigh enough for it to crash down.
Do any of you have stories about alternatives to toilets in such situations?
Jenny
elcyn- Our love and condolences from our community to your family.
Nina- Do you get skidmarks less often than your husband and children? I guess its easier when you are not working hard on a farm and pooping without wiping! How often do you get skidmarks on your body suit? unless I sweat, I often will get a couple wears of my shirt, so I guess I would have to wear a body suit once like underwear before washing
Skidmarked from Columbia- I think so many women wear leggings at the gym because they are comfortable and most of us look good in them, no matter what our body type. If you think your butt looks too big, it kind of controls it. If you think your butt is too small it can make it look bigger. The reality is that is all in our individual and society's head, so as long as you are not hurting anyone, wear what helps you enjoy your body! I think 90% of women wear them for comfort, especially during activity and working out . I think less then 10%, maybe 20% of women wear them to attract attention. And even if you seen a women take a selfie in leggings, yoga pants, they are taking it to feel good about themselves, usually not for others. I have to admit, I like how I look in leggings, and I know my husband loves how I look in yoga pants after a work out, even if I have skidded panties on underneath! I feel like I am less self conscious with skidmarks when I work out because I think everyone else working out who took a pre workout poop must be brewing some skids too!
Anna from Austria-Welcome home! Sorry about the toilet paper here in that states. Did you get more skid marks in that states than Austria? sorry you don't have to answer if that's too personal. I know we share a lot with each other here, but for some reason I said that question out loud and it sounded so nosey! Personally, when I use a public restroom, its amazing how much toiler paper I use! I did notice in Europe, there is not as much of a loud plop when you poop in a toilet, but I thought it smells more since the poop is not as immersed in water...or maybe that's just me..
Anna and Anyone outside of the US. Also outside of the US, do many bathrooms have you put toilet paper in a bin rather than flushing?
The future Dr. Curious Surveys:
PANTS DOWN ON THE TOILET SURVEY:
1. Male or Female: -Biological female and I also identify as she/her
2. When you poop in a public restroom with stalls, do you pull you pants down to your ankles, calves, knees or even mid-thigh?
-I try to pull down to my thigh when others are around but if often slips to my kness or calves. If I am alone, sometimes to my ankles as longs as my pants are not touching the ground, but once someone comes it, back up to my knees
3. Is this different at home, or hotel bathrooms?
- see above:down to my ankles at home
4. If you do pull you pants down to your ankles, do you separate your underwear i.e pants down to your ankles but underwear stays at your knees or do you keep you briefs, boxers, panties or thong with your pants?
- my underwear stays with my pants mostly, sometimes with tight pants I pull down my pants, than panties, so I guess they do get separated sometimes
5. Women: if you pee, do your pants and and underwear get pulled down to the same area of your legs as when you poop?
-see above
6. Men: do you ever sit down to pee at home or public restroom?
-n/a but my husband will pee sitting down if he is..um...in a engorged state
7. Women: IF you are wearing a skirt, do you pull your skirt down like pants to sit on the toilet or do you lift up your skirt and pull down your underwear? Is this the same or different with Number 1 and Number 2?- I lift my skirt, and panties down , pee or poop
SKIDMARK SURVEY:
1. How often, if ever do you get skidmarks?
-at least every other day
2. When was you last skidmark?
-hmmm..ok my my white thongs is clean now, so yesterday , I skidded some light blue boyshorts and before that I do not know because I work black panties
3. Do you get skidmarks more in cert types of underwear, i.e dark vs light, boxers vs briefs, thongs vs panties?
-my boyshorts, ride up the most. I have a couple pairs of panties that I joke become thongs at the end of the day because of the size and shape of my buns and they ride up. But those panties get skidmarked worse than my thongs! my white thongs does not get as bad as my "wedgie" panties. There is just much less cloth to ride up.
4. When you get skidmarks, do you wipe until the paper is clean of do or do you know you are going to get skidmarks when you are done wiping i.e you cannot get clean after wiping, or you run out of toilet paper or you don't even wipe?
- mostly I wipe until paper is clean, which at work can be 10 wipes with the bad American public restroom toiler paper!, home maybe 5 wipes or less with better TP. But at the gym or when I run, I know I am going to be dirty and sweaty and taking a shower soon and changing my underwear , so I just sometimes wipe twice so I am not as itchy. I accept the skidmark is inevitable with the sweat between my cheeks, but I hate it when I can smell and feel the itch of a skidmark, especially at work when I am dressed up at work or for an event. But my butt never smells good when I'm working out
5. When you get skidmarks in your underwear, did you leave skidmarks in the toilet as well?
-….you know what..I do leave skidmark in the toilet often.... I don't notice because I flush with the lid down per conversations with Angela the bidet user… but I looked yesterday and today and at work...I do!
-steer into the skid friends
Skidmarked in Seattle
Emma two
Huge poo at work
I had a really good poo at work this morning. I hadn't been able to go for about five days and I took a laxative just before I went to bed last night. I tried to go while I was getting ready for work this morning and I managed to get a little bit of hard poo out with a nice long wee. I left for work and when I got there I had about ten minutes to spare before I started working so I went to the toilet to try and go some more I couldn't get any more poo out but I peed a little bit. Then I started work and half an hour later I felt a small cramp in my stomach and I knew the laxative was starting to work. I left it for a while so the laxative would have time to work properly and an hour later I was busting for a poo so I went to the toilet. No one was in the toilets which was good as I had the privacy I like when I poo. As soon as I sat down I relaxed my bottom before pushing out a big hard poo. It hurt a bit but it felt so good I didn't mind too much. When it broke off my bottom got splashed which was annoying and I pushed again. I didn't need to push because it was softer now and it came out in a big rush. I was worried I might block the toilet so I stopped half way through and flushed and luckily it went down. I sat down again and pushed gently until it started coming out again and this time I did a smaller amount. I felt so much better after that and after wiping my bottom six times I felt I was clean enough to pull my knickers and leggings up. I flushed the toilet again and it left some big skid marks below the water so I used the brush to clean it up and flushed again. When I got back to the office my supervisor moaned at me for taking too long in the toilet and I told her I was entitled to go to the toilet. She wasn't happy but there was nothing she could do.
Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae
Survey from Dr. Curious
First our condolences to Ms/Mr Nils. Age of 20 is very young! We feel very sad. We hope God give to you a strength like Jocelyn said.
Now we answer survey.
1: Four females.
2: We pull our clothes (usually jeans and panties) to our knees. At home and in hotel room is same but in hot summer, we take off all clothes and poo as nude.
3 is answer in 2.
4: We don't separate clothes.
5: Same part of legs for pee or poo.
6: We are women so we can't answer, but Mina's grandfather always sit down to pee. He has a problem of prostate and he says, sit down is easier.
About 2 years ago, TV programme said, if you stand to pee, little drops of pee all over floor around loo bowl. So sit down is cleaner. After see that programme, Mina's father and brother and Hisae's father and brother also sit to pee, but at home only.
7: it is very rare that we wear skirt, but if we do, we lift up always. And with kimono or chima-chogori, impossible to pull down.
Dear Avery: After you did motions before swimming, you did another motion! Kazu did her arithmetic again and you produced total 165 centimetres. About same size with us. We are happy you proud your beautiful body and beautiful busy bottom. But Maho said, when you get older a bit, and have many contact with boy or man, be careful about your body, because many men are wolf. Maho had worst experience with man. So she is very scare. Maho said, if dirty bad man abuse lovely Avery, she (Maho) will cry and cry for weeks without stopping. We all hope, that when you are more older, (and also now) you don't have scary experience. We were happy that Jackie could satisfy her digestive system and do lots big motions from her beautiful bottom so she could swim happily. We four are always happiest after we filled our hungry loos with lots lots motions!!
We don't have favourite on this site. We love everybody!!
Lots of online hugs and kisses to everyone.
Hisae Maho Kazumi MInaLEA
Backcountry camping
So the cousin of my friend Danielle came to visit her & they decided to go for an overnight camping trip. They invited me as well because Danielle knows I like it! So we packed our gear & snowshoed to our camp spot. We drank lots of warm tea & obviously had to go bad super bad when we reached the camp spot! We stamped out a pee hole! Daria (Danielle's cousin) was bursting & went first! Her stream was very long & clear but it made a big yellow mark in the snow! Then both Danielle & me got really desperate & went at the same time! We are pretty good at aiming when we squat so we made the the yellow spot bigger! Danielle said that's such a relief! & I agreed & we all laughed! We set up camp & warmed up all our food. By the time we were done it was already dark outside. I had to pee again! I told them so & they said they would come too! So I went first while they were holding a flashlight to help me & then Daria went & then it was Danielle's turn. We all hurried because it was so cold! We brushed our theeth inside the tent & spit out because we didn't want to get out again! We went to sleep.
I actually had to go again during the night! I woke up. & couldn't hold it so I tried to be silent & had a midnight pee! Thankfully I managed to fall back to sleep easily.
We woke up in the morning & it was very cold! Daria & Danielle needed their morning pee first thing so we got out of the tent. The yellow spot on the snow had turned into solid ice overnight! I said we drink lots of tea & they agreed.
We had breakfast & then Daria said when are we leaving I need to go to the toilet. Danielle said we are leaving but there is no outhouse nearby so you should just go now. Daria said actually I need a BM. She seemed slightly embarassed. Danielle answered that's okay you can just use the same spot. So she gets out while Danielle & I tidy inside. Daria comes back & says she feels much better & you were right it would have been impossible to wait.
We pack up & before we leave I say I have to do my morning business & Danielle says me too! We see Daria's BM & it's a huge heap! I say no wonder you feel better & we all laugh. Danielle says I think I can do as much because I really have to go! She squats & farts & starts going. We can see the relief on her face as she goes. Her BM looks very big & healthy! She wipes & she's done. My turn I say. I am careful not to step into their heaps! I decide to go on top of Daria's BM. I pee first & then I can feel my bumhole expand & I pre-poop fart. My logs keep coming out one after the other! When I feel done I wipe once & pull up my panties & snow trousers. My BM is almost as big as theirs but darker in color!
We hike back to where our car is parked. Just before we reach it I say I should pee once more. They agree & we all pee at the same time! Driving back we decide to have lunch at McDonalds.
It's a very small restaurant. We have a nice menu & we decide to use the toilet before leaving. There are only two stall in the bathroom. One is in use & the other one is free & there is one girl (who looks about 16) waiting. We wonder why she doesn't use the other stall & she tells us it's clogged! I check it out & indeed it looks like several people had a BM there but it doesn't flush. The other stall opens up & the young lady goes in. We listen to her having a loose & smelly BM! But she's done rather fast. She gets out & says sorry for the wait but we say no worries we know how you must have been feeling. I ask do we all fit in one stall & yes the stall is actually big enough! There is no more paper so I get us paper towels. I go first & pee & wipe using the towels. Then Daria pees & wipes & then it's Danielle's turn. She farts & pees & then we hear BMs plopping into the toilet! We laugh and ask her weren't you done & she answers apparently not! She wipes but the towels are not so good so she needs many of them. She flushes but of course the toilet cloggs! We wash our hands & a young mother comes in. Danielle tells her we're sorry but it seems that both toilets are out of order & you have to use the men's. She answers nevermind I think I'd rather use one of these clogged toilets. We leave & we tell the staff that there is an issue with the lavatory.Annie
Clogged the toilet with a big hard poop and too much TP
Hi everyone. Got up this morning, peed etc and went upstairs for breakfast. It was some kind of meat pastry/pie (homemade) and homemade soup with a jar of warmish hot water and a jar of black coffee. After breakfast I refilled the water jar and took that, my coffee, etc downstairs. Reheated my water and sat down to enjoy that and my coffee. Soon I felt a strong urge so I quickly went upstairs, asked for some TP, went back downstairs into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat. Gave a gentle push and filled the toilet with a fairly big load. Reached over for some TP and tried not to take too much but probably did. Wiped well, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed and the water level was low. Waited a few minutes and tried again and it came higher. Not overflowing but too high. Washed my hands and went upstairs to tell my caregiver/longtime friend. She fixed it and gave me a lecture. Will do what she said and drink more water, do more stretches and indoor exercises (she doesn't take me out much) and generally continue to eat healthy, keep hydrated and move more.
Happy pooping hopefully
AnnieDerek
One time when I was a teenager I decided to hold my poop just to see what happened. I didn't poop for nearly 3 days and on the night of the 3rd day I woke up and realized I was shitting my pants. Like a turd had come out and a second one was on its way out when I gained consciousness. Waking up to shitting is the weirdest experience ever. I was too dazed to do anything but keep pushing it out and by the time I was fully awake I had completed loaded my undies and shame had kicked in. I had to get up in the middle of the night holding my underwear up by the waistband as it was so full of poop it was falling down, and waddle to the bathroom to clean up. Of course the shower woke up my mom and I just told her I was sleepwalking, lol. I had to spray the bathroom like crazy to get the odour out and threw my underwear away. I don't think anyone found out.
PM
Circular Urinal Trough
So I've been looking all over the internet, hoping to find the truth about this, and so I'm glad i found this site. I know most people have seen or have at least heard of those big circular troughs that act as wash basins in restrooms. They are big and round and have a foot control that makes water flow from the middle part. Now my question is, has anyone ever seen them used not as a sink but as a urinal? I'm not talking about a special situation where you had to pee in it as an emergency, like you would pee in a sink. I'm talking about a situation where the restroom was actually treating it as a urinal. A restroom that actually had sinks on the wall and had that circular trough as its urinal. I could swear when i was a kid my dad and i used one like that, and it was so amazing to pee in it, and there were other guys also using it all around it. It was absolutely incredible to me. I remember it was at some kind of park or fairgrounds or something. The foot control was used to keep it flushed. It even had a couple of stepstools there for little guys like me to use it. And there were definitely sinks on the wall, so it was a urinal. I'm really hoping I'm right about this. I'm also hoping for a lot of replies to this post. My dream is to someday find a place that actually has a urinal like this. I would love to be able to use it, preferably with other guys there peeing at the same time, but alone would work too.Erin
Surprise accident
Hi everyone, I'm Erin. Something happened to me the other day that I wanted to share.
I had a bit of a sore throat, so at work I was drinking loads of water and herbal tea. Then I got in my car and there was construction and long story short, by the time I got home I was absolutely bursting for a pee. I got in the door and was immediately distracted by my cat, who for a minute I thought was injured but wasn't (that's a whole different story!) The point is, I didn't get to the bathroom right away and had to hold it while desperate, and for some reason, a strange thought entered my head - what if I just held it a bit more to see what happened? I've never cared about this stuff before so I don't know why I thought that. But I decided to hang on for a while.
I carried on with some tidying I needed to do. I was already really desperate, so I was doing a full pee dance - bouncing, squirming in place, crossing my legs etc. I assumed that once my bladder had reached its limit, I would realize my time was up and manage to get myself to the toilet, which is never far in my small apartment. But that's not what happened.
I was scrubbing my stovetop when suddenly, my body went cold and my hands started shaking. Before I could even process what was happening, I felt a warmth between my legs and realized that my body, on total autopilot, had just bent my knees and started to PEE! I tried desperately to clench and stop the flow long enough to run to the bathroom, but it was impossible. I felt totally helpless as my legs and feet became soaked and the puddle grew around me. I peed for what felt like forever and afterwards my jeans were completely soaked, almost up to my waistband too.
I cleaned up and tried to laugh it off, but a little later I realized I felt quite shocked and honestly truly ashamed and embarrassed about what had happened, and had a little cry. I just didn't realize I was going to pee myself like that, which seems absolutely silly to say since I was 100% playing with fire and holding it, but I just thought I'd notice my point of no return and get to the bathroom safely. I realize now my shaky hands and cold sweat was just that, but it happened so fast I had no time to react whatsoever.
Anyway, we live we learn! But I wonder if anything similar has happened to anybody else?
PS thank goodness I live alone! Still so embarrassing though!
Nils
Nice crap after work
When I came home from work, I instantly got in the bathroom because I felt that urge. As usual, it went pretty fast. In the end, my log had a length of 6 inches with a diameter of 1.7 inches.
Nina
survey responses
REMOVE PANTS IN THE TOILET, POLL:
1. Man or woman?
I am a woman, 38 years old
2. When you poop in a public toilet with cubicles, do you pull your pants down to your ankles, calves, knees, or even mid-thigh?
I try to keep my clothes and panties as high off the floor as possible.
3. Is it different from home or hotel bathrooms?
At home, I don't pay attention to where my clothes will be when I go to the toilet.
4. If you drop your pants down to the ankles, do you separate the underwear, i.e. the pants down to the ankles, but the underwear remains on the knees, or do you leave the briefs, boxers, panties or thongs with the pants?
Usually I do not share, the exception is when I am wearing a bodysuit.
5. Women: When you pee, do your pants and underwear pull up to the same area of your legs as when you poop?
Usually yes.
7. Women: IF you're wearing a skirt, do you pull it off like pants to sit on the toilet, or do you lift your skirt and pull off your underwear? Is it the same or different with number 1 and number 2?
I lift my skirt, no need to take it off.
SKIDMARK SURVEY:
1. How often, if ever do you get skidmarks?
For me, this is a common occurrence. Almost every day there are some skids mark in my panties.
2. When was you last skidmark?
Yesterday, after work in the evening, I found another skid mark in my beige bodysuit.
3. Do you get skidmarks more in cert types of underwear, i.e dark vs light, boxers vs briefs, thongs vs panties?
Naturally, the skid mark is more pronounced on white panties. I wear different types of panties and bodysuits, but mostly these are the models that are between my buttocks. For this reason, one way or another, if I poop on this day, then skid marks are inevitable.
4. When you get skidmarks, do you wipe until the paper is clean of do or do you know you are going to get skidmarks when you are done wiping i.e you cannot get clean after wiping, or you run out of toilet paper or you don't even wipe?
If I wipe, I don't do it too hard. I don't see much point in it, the panties will have to be washed anyway. If I don't wipe myself after pooping, the skid marks become more pronounced than usual.
5. When you get skidmarks in your underwear, did you leave skidmarks in the toilet as well?
I am not in this direct dependence.Sarah great story would love to hear more!
M
To Jocelyn
No for as long we've been married I have never been in the bathroom with her while she poops. That is something I would like to do though but she doesn't like anyone with her while she's pooping and I respect that and understand it. I have seen her pee many times. I love her body type. She looks good sitting on the toilet. Lol. There have been a few occasions when she has come in while I was going poo. One time she had to come in to brush her teeth and I was pooping. She said she could wait but I said she could come in. She did and she talked to me for a minute about something while standing right in front of me. This was before my shower so I was sitting totally naked. While she was talking to me a couple times I noticed her eyes were looking down at a particular area. Lol. As she was talking to me at one point she says "I'm sorry I know you're trying to take a shit." I told her I was fine with her being in there with me. On our honeymoon when we were on the cruise ship she would poo with the door open a few times. I would be sitting on the balcony and I could see her on the toilet. I just could see her legs not her face and I could also see what she was reading while on the toilet. There was one time on our honeymoon I had to poo and when I sat down she asked me if I wanted her to take a picture of me on the toilet. I said sure and she came in because I left the door unlocked but it was closed. She came in for a minute and said "please don't shit while I'm in here" and laughed. We didn't end up taking the picture because this was in the days when you still had to develop film! I made sure I was covered up if you know what I mean but she didn't take the picture. She closed the door and went back into our room and I took a long 15 minute poo and I went a ton. She would say to me "honey I hear you pooping".
But while I've never gotten to be in the bathroom with her while she poops I have heard her make every sound and every smell possible. Lol.
Well I hope you have a great day Jocelyn. I'm about to finish up my morning poop. I'm going to wipe after I type this. God bless you and hang in there.
Nils
Constipation?
I never had to deal with that. But right now I have the urge to go, yet, it just doesn't want to come. Today, I wasn't able to go to work. Has any of you ever gotten late to work or even missed it entirely for a bathroom break?
Jessica
First Appearance
Hi everybody!! I've been reading stories on this site for about a year now and thought it'd be the perfect time to start posting. Just to give everyone a quick introduction, I'm a 23 year old female who is currently in college. I spend most of my days on campus and due to my busy schedule I often find myself pooping in public spaces. I used to be rather shy about this, but after reading all of your amazing posts I've overcome my fear and have no problem "letting loose" in public. Most of my friends are surprised when they hear me poop in public considering I don't hold back… They say they would have never expected a girl like me to be so open about pooping as I have a rather shy personality. Anywho, it's nice to meet all of you and as my first post I'll share a story about a poop that I had at the mall about a year ago.
My fiends and I decided to head to the mall to do some shopping one weekend as we hadn't seen each other in a while and wanted to spend time together. So at around 11am me and my two friends, Emily and Michele, headed to the mall. After about an hour or shopping we started to get hungry and went to the food court. I hadn't eaten all day and my stomach was starting to feel a bit upset. I couldn't tell if this was because I was hungry or if it was because I didn't get the chance to take my morning poop that day. Either way, I decided to order some pizza and wings. It was a lot of food but I managed to finish it all and continue shopping. While we were at Macy's looking for some perfume I got a sudden urge to poop and I knew I wasn't going to be able to hold it in until I got back home. I guess the greasy wings and pizza that I ate got thing going in my stomach. I knew this was going to be a big one since I hadn't pooped since yesterday morning and I usually poop twice a day, which meant that I didn't go last night or this morning. I told my friends that I needed to go to the washroom badly and after they had purchased the perfume we all went to the closest bathroom. The bathroom had a total of 6 stalls and there were already three other people inside. They took every other stall so Emily, Michelle, and I took the remaining three. As I entered my stall I quickly lifted up my light blue skirt, slid down my thong and without putting any toilet paper on the seat (which I usually do) sat down and started to pee. As I finished, I heard Michelle and two of the other girls flush and wash their hands, and before leaving she told me and Emily that she would wait for us outside. It was very silent in the bathroom now, it seemed the three of us were all waiting to poop. And at this time, I was still shy about pooping in public. 10 seconds of silence went by and at this point I was about to explode. Not being able to hold it in any longer I unclenched my butt cheeks and instantly let out a loud echoing fart and a sigh. Immediately after I could hearing crackling sounds from either side, it seems my loud fart broke the silence and now Emily and the other girl were pooping away. As I was straining to get my first log out, I could hear plops from both stalls and within a few minutes Emily and the other girl had already finished their poops. Meanwhile I was still struggling to get this first huge piece of poop out. The other girl washed her hands and left, but Emily said she would sit a bit longer to see if she had anything left while she waited for me. "Oh great, you're gonna hear me unload everything" I thought. I continued to push and eventually a huge thick 8 inch log silently fell into the bowl, but I knew I was far from done. I assumed that was the poop that had been in me from the day before because right after a wave of soft mushy poop started to flow out of me rapidly with semi wet sounding farts coming in between every so often. Emily had never heard me poop before so she asked if I was okay, and I told her that I'd been backed up and that I usually have these types of bowel movements every other week. But as I was talking to Emily another loud fart come out of my butt which ejected my first semi solid log. It seems I was almost done, I sat for a minute longer releasing small solid logs until I felt empty. I told Emily that I was finished and she asked if I was feeling better. I said I felt at least 5 pounds lighter after that and she said maybe even ten as we both laughed. I finished wiping my butt which surprising only took two wipes and we met each other at the sink. As we washed our hands and left, we walked by the stall that I had been in and Emily gasped as she saw all of my poop still in the bowl. I told her that I had completely forgot to flush as I felt bad for making her and Michelle wait and I quickly went back into the stall to flush. I felt a bit embarrassed for having my friend see my massive load of poop but at the same time it felt a bit exciting having someone else see my creation. I guess this is where my interest in pooping started.
Hope you all enjoyed my first post!! I have lots more stories to share if you guys are interested.
Just a question for everyone, do you like when other people see your poop or do you thinks it's embarrassing. I don't have the courage to let others see my while I poop, but I enjoy having them see my final creation :)
Byeee
Sandy
Post Title (optional)School lockdown
There was a classroom lockdown and I had on my short school uniform skirt on that day . I told my teacher that I badly needed to pee & poop . Not able to excuse me from class dew to lockdown . My teacher had the class look away as she had me come up (she stud in front of me helping to shield me )She handed me some tishu and told me to use the empty trash can . I was so ambarrassed cause the rest of the class could hear the dropping of 6 logs of poop as well as the sound of me peeing .
Thursday, March 09, 2023
Elphaba
I thought I would write about my experiences of using public bathrooms when I went up to London the other day
I caught the train to Victoria and as I disembarked, I knew that the first thing I needed to do was find the ladies and have a wee. The way I read the signs pointing the way to the toilets made me think that they would be at the end of the station concourse so I was surprised when I looked to my left and saw that the bathrooms were only a stone's throw away from the ticket gates. I wasn't complaining as my need was getting quite desperate so I hurried on in and found an empty cubicle. It took about twenty seconds for my bladder to empty. As I was getting my clothes rearranged and was washing my hands, my mind was already thinking about the next part of my day and the best route the use on the Underground to get to Waterloo.
Once I got there (getting the District Line to Westminster and changing for the Jubilee Line for Waterloo) I walked a bit of the South Bank then over the Hungerford Bridge and thence to Covent Garden. While looking around the market I saw some public toilets and debated about using them but I didn't have much of a need to wee so decided against it. This changed however as I was making my way towards Trafalgar Square - although it wasn't a wee I started to need but a poo. Knowing there were loos in Leicester Square I made a detour and was soon making my way down the stairs to the underground bathroom. Considering it was just after midday and the Square was packed with tourists, I was surprised to find the bathroom completely empty. I selected a cubical halfway down on the right and after locking the door I put my bag on the floor. Then I pulled my tights and pink panties down before sitting on the loo. After emptying my bladder, I relaxed my sphincter and a log fell into the water below with a very audible 'plunk'. My poo's are normally more smelly when I'm on my period so soon there was a very noticeable aroma in the air. Over the next few minutes, I pushed out several smaller pieces and then once I was done I wiped (although with the quality of the paper it wouldn't have made much difference if I hadn't tbh). After getting redressed, I flushed the toilet and went to wash my hands.
The next time I needed to use the bathroom was three hours later when I was in The National Gallery. In contrast to Leicester Square, there was a long queue of several women which wasn't moving that quickly. Ten minutes later I was at the front of the queue and soon a cubical was vacated by a young black woman. I went in and after I had locked the door, I noticed a faint poo smell and that the lid of the toilet was closed. I opened it and saw a slight skid mark in the bowl. After pulling down my tights and sitting on the warm seat, I had a wee that lasted about thirty seconds. After washing my hands, I made my way out of the bathroom's exit and past the queue, now only of two people.
After I had my fill of paintings I walked to Westminster and visited the Abbey. Then I decided to head towards Soho, but before catching the Tube I wanted to use the loo - or I would have if they hadn't of cost 50p to enter. Having no change in my purse I was hoping I could pay by card (like the loo's I used last year in York), however, surprisingly, there wasn't this option. Luckily, once again my need was manageable so I decided to hold on until I got to Tottenham Court Road. Once I got there, I realised that in addition to my growing need for a wee, I also wanted a bite to eat. Just beside the Underground station is a Five Guys so killing two birds with one stone I went in and had an early dinner (it being around 5 o clock) and then used the single occupancy unisex bathroom to have an extremely reliving wee.
My last time of using the bathroom during this trip was in Waterloo Station waiting for my train home (the ticket home was cheaper from Waterloo than Victoria). Arriving with time to spare, I got a drink in the Starbucks on the station concourse and sat and read for a half hour until I needed a wee. I finished my drink and then made my way to the large bathroom on the level below the Starbucks and other shops. The first few cubicles were in use so I went into the third one. This time I only had a quick wee but later on when the train driver announced that every onboard toilet was out of order I was glad that I went when I did as in didn't need to go again until I got home.Wayne
Chinese Squat
I went to China with a friend and travelled between the cities by bus. We had both been suffering from stomach bug but wasn't letting it ruin our trip. We had already encountered a open squat public toilet but what we had next was wow.
Was on the bus when it stopped at a service stop. We got off and almost ran to the "toilets" as both been holding it. What we discovered was literally a open air with a semi wall and roof only over the actual toilet area and a raised concrete platform with a trench running in the middle. We was the only 2 in there to start with so squatted down at the far end and started farting and grunting next to each other. Both of us squirting out diarrhea. Suddenly it got very busy with the whole trench full of people squatting and shitting. There was people standing in front of us waiting as well. What a sight it must have been, 6 blokes just squatting with feet almost touching each other What surprised me was the conversations they was having while grunting and with the people in the queue.
I looked to the left and realised you could see the outside and the people waiting for the bus and they could just about see us squatting if they was on the right angle. I had the toilet paper, so kept handing my mate some. He stayed squatting while i stood up to wipe. We left the trough, as 2 blokes took a places!
We got out the toilets and stood in queue, and sure enough we could just about see the blokes on the toilet!
Waynr
Chinese Toilet
Recently got back from a trip to China which involved quite a open poop session! I was exploring parts of Beijing, with my friend, that i dont think was on the proper tourist website but i like to explore!
Both our stomachs had been acting up because of the food. We was walking through this area when both our stomachs turned, and needed to find a toilet! We saw a public toilet and went towards it. At the entrance as a little window with a attendant, he gave us some toilet paper, now he knows we are taking a dump, and joined the queue! This was the first time using a public toilet as we only used the hotel toilet.
While in the queue we could hear some grunting and farting. We got closer to the toilets and saw they was literally a row of holes in the ground with foot prints to the sides, no doors or dividers! We watched as the bloke in front of us, walked up, pulled his trousers down and just let rip, with no worry that people could see, My mate was up first and nervously took a squat, and let the biggest fart out. He went bright red as the shit feel out of his arse, with everyone watching. I took the hole next to him, but for some reason i started off constipated so had to grunt and push. The whole time we was watched by the other blokes in the queue. We must have been in the there 10mins!STEPHEN P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN)
Yesterday afternoon went to G Y M on way home ,shopping, had tea went
to van with mug of tea took off my jogging bottoms and got into sleeping bag . I switched on D V D player and watched for two hours , the tea I drank in ten minutes . When the D V D finished slid out of sleeping bag lowered my pants sat on ELEGENCE portta pottie had a wee ,as I got off pottie I felt a need to poop so remained seated , two minutes later ,had a NUMBER TOO wiped with ten sheets of KIMBERLY CLARK interleaved toilet paper ,as I did not expect to poop did not put paper towel on back of bowl so had to use brush to clear skid marks .
I pulled up my pants wiped my hands with wet wipes got back into sleeping bag , had a wee three times during night .When I woke this morning , had a wee got dressed climbed out of van took potty to outside drain and emptied , left it behind van . I went into house and washed brushed teeth made tea ,checked E mails .Having now consumed three mugs of tea went back to van ,pulled ADVENTURIDGE pottie from locker one flush opened lid and seat put paper towel on back of bowl, lowered my jogging bottoms and pants sat down and had a NUMBER TOO .
Five minutes later wiped with ten sheets of KIMBERLY CLARK , pulled up my jogging bottoms and pants ,lifted the seat pulled towel away , lowered seat and lid pulled slide the pile of poop dropped into holding tank with a sploosh . I lifted the seat and lid , the bowl was clean so flushed twice , pulled slide put back into locker . The ELEGANCE pottie
put back into van ready for tonight .
I prefer to use the AVENTURIDGE pottie for a NUMBER TOO as it is lower and my knees are higher ,vertually in a SQUATT position ,giving me a better bowel movement . The ELEGANCE is ideal if just having a wee.Jocelyn
To M
Yes, it's tought, but God gives us strength always.
You two poop together? Well, then you're just like my identical twin sister. When my niece and nephew were kids - a long time ago, they're 19 and 18 now, hey, my niece has a baby herself already! - were little, she told she didn't have a problem having them in the bathroom while pooping! I'm what you would call a shitbreak, the last time I pooped on a public toilet was in high school, when my sister was with me, but even then I hated it. I did love it in elementary school, but puberty changed things... in my case, that is, not in my sister's! My girls strangely have little problems...
Nytecat
First post.
Hello everyone!
I've been lurking on this site since the days of Rizzo and Carmalita and Cousin and Kendal and Lawn Dogs Kid. I'm a 49 year old male who lives in the Philadelphia area. My interest in bathroom activities started in childhood. I wasn't potty trained until I was almost 4 and I was rather accident prone for a few years after that. My mom dealt with IBS and she had many accidents as well. Like everyone else, I have stories to share. But just to kick things off, I will answer one of the recent surveys that are going around.
Mikey from WI survey
1. Do you or have you ever peed (Or pooped) in bed? It was mostly an early childhood phenomenon. Amazingly I can recall waking up on warm summer mornings with soaked underpants, t-shirt, and bed sheets. Sometimes they were accompanied by a stinky bulge on my backside.
2. Did you enjoy it? How old were you? I think so except when it got cold and wet. I was about 4 during the worst of it. The best part? I would run and bounce on my parents bed to wake them up, completely oblivious to how offensive my urine soaked undies may have been.
3. How often do you or did you do it?
For the first year or so I can recall, I wet the bed almost daily. From say 5 to 11, it was rather infrequent. Maybe 2-4 times a year. As a grown up I wet the bed maybe once a decade.
4. Did you try anything to help it such as diapers or pull ups? Maybe things were different in the 70s. Once I was out of diapers I was out of them, even for bedtime. I wore training pants or white briefs even when I was wetting almost every night. Mom was very patient with my overnight accidents as well as the daytime ones.
5. Have you told anyone or has anyone found out? Mom and dad knew of course. And some neighbors on the same street also found out. I was invited for a sleepover and I wet their bed. I wasn't allowed to stay over again after that. And I mentioned one of those odd adult bedwettings to a friend who suggested seeing a doctor. A routine screening turned up nothing but a slightly enlarged prostate.
PS- Whos your favorite person on here? Who has the best posts that I can read? There's so many great contributors here it's hard to decide. But I'm going to mention Catherine as her great stories in particular helped me understand that the occasional accident is no big deal and maybe even enjoyable.STEPHEN P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Slept in van last night , used ELEGANCE potty three times ,and again
when I woke, got dressed lifted potty out of van left behind.Pulled ADVENTURIDGE potty from locker and left in galley area .I went into house made and drank tea ,washed , brushed teeth , then made a bowl of porridge answered emails , needed a BM .
I went back to van opened and closed slide on potty flushed placed paper towel at back of bowl , lowered my jogging and pants sat down on potty. A few minutes later had a wee then had a NUMBER TOO ,wiped with ten sheets of KIMBERLY CLARK toilet paper , pulled up jogging bottoms and pants, filled the bowl with water up to rim , closed the lid pulled ,slide.
I took both potties and emptied into drain, put ADVENTURIDGE into locker ,the ELEGANCE I put into galley area ready for tonightHank
Outhouses
Half hour drive from my house puts me in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch Country, home to the Amish and Mennonites and their farms. Virtually all houses have outhouses. Mennonites allow indoor plumbing. One can almost tell which sect owns a particular farm by the presence of an outhouse. We have a small community of Amish in this state just west of Dover, the state capital. Haven't explored it, yet.
Myself, I prefer indoor plumbing. But as an avid camper and canoeist, using natural surroundings to take care of my toilet needs is not unheard of and have no problem with it whatsoever. One of my trips, a 2+ weeks in Atlantic Canada, I chose Provincial parks noted as "Primitive." What that means, a hand pump for water and an enclosed outhouse would be luxury amenities. Some had neither, but forewarned, one could bring water. Many variations on the type of "outhouse." 1) Standard enclosed, 2) lean to with toilet seat mounted on an enclosed stool, 3) same type of stool with two short partitions positioned to block the view in the direction other people would come from. The fourth option; dig your own pit.
A few years ago, we did a road trip starting in Delaware, to Chicago and around the Great Lakes on the Canadian side. This leg was Sudbury to Toronto about a 4 hour drive. We had breakfast at a greasy spoon storefront café. About 2 hours into the drive, stomach agita was felt and heard. Near the town Parry Sound on the eastern shore of Lake Huron, we got off the TCH and found a small city park and overview. Ah, it had an outhouse, a double structure one side for men and the other for women. On the men's side a bench with a toilet seat, lid, and toilet paper. All relatively clean I lifted the lid, dropped my shorts, sat and started to have a farty and runny BM. Instantly, the space was full of flies so thick whatever light there was got darker. They were landing EVERYWHERE! I don't think I've ever completed a BM so fast anywhere. Walking back to the car, I told my partner he better make it a quick one.
Didn't dampen my curiosity, study, or use of outhouses. The fourth alternative in primitive facilities parks, take your camp shovel and dig a pit. On overnight canoe trips, outfitters told us all camping was to be done on islands in the river, not on river banks because all of the land would be private property. Shovel and pit were the only alternative.
Have a great day, everyone!
Portia sometimes poos
Response To Danny's Farting Survey
1. How many times a day do you fart on average?
I guess several times a day. I guess a after I eat and definitly several times before I go number 2
2. Are your farts ever loud? How often do they smell really strong or bad?
Mine are rarely loud often making no sound. However, they do stink to high heaven. The smells are very strong and honestly do smell like my bowels.
3. Are there any foods that make you really gassy and have to fart a lot?
I guess cabbage and beans might have that effect. I might be lactose intolerabt which could explain much of my farting habits.
4. Has anyone ever accidentally or intentionally (like a bully or older sibling) farted right in your face or just farted on or around you in general?
To be honest I don't think so.
5. While taking a dump and being gassy have you ever done a courtesy flush? Was your gas ever so bad that someone asked you for a courtesy flush?
Not sure what a courtesy flush is, to be honest.
6. If you have a significant other do you fart in front of each other? If so do you both find it funny or just ignore it?
I do if I can get away with it.
7. What is your most embarrassing experience involving farting? (For Example: farting in class or front of a crush)
I guess farting while in the car with my friends. It was some time ago so I don't remember the details other than my embarrassment.
Nina
Curious guy - The bodysuit is indeed a very comfortable type of clothing. I often wear a bodysuit and use it as underwear. I have different bodysuits, from the simplest in the form of a T-shirt and panties, to body blouses. Approximately 2/3 of all of my bodysuits are thong or tanga bottoms. It is very comfortable, they do not stand out under clothes. That is, the contours of the panties are invisible. At the bottom of the bodysuit, as a rule, have hooks or buttons so that you can unbutton for the toilet. I don't like to fiddle with the clasp of the bodysuit, so when I go to the toilet, I just push the bodysuit to the side without. Of course, we must admit that bodysuits get dirty just like panties and skid marks are no exception. For this, there is a cotton gusset at the bottom of the bodysuit.
Jenny - While doing laundry, I do notice skid marks on some of my family's panties. They are found in children's panties, but they are also found in my husband's panties. I am quite calm about the presence of skid marks and fully admit that wiping the ass is not always possible. I quite agree with those people who believe that panties are needed in order to take on the main pollution.