Kjell
10 year old girl pooping in the bushes
Hello, I remember a very strange happening in my life when I was 10 years old. I was on my school in Holland, then a friend of mine said that a girl from our class was sometimes going to the woods after school. He said that some girls thought that she's having a poo there. I said to him: maybe we should follow her today. He agreed. So after school we waited as we saw Iva going home. We followed her from a distance, she was riding to the woods near our school. Then we saw her stepping of her bike in the middle of the woods. We also stepped from our bikes and we followed her in the bushes. Then we were about 3 meters behind her. She was standing and was strugling to get her pants off. After a minute she squatted down and started to poop. My friend and I couldn't believe our eyes. out of her as was hanging a 10 centimeter long turd. then she let out a huge fart and my friend started to laugh. Iva looked back and saw us. She said nothing and she continued with her turd. In this time the turd was grown to about 20 centimeters. My friend said: wow that turd is huge. Iva was still continueing to push out her turd. Then the turd hit the ground and iva was still pooping. then she was finished and the turd fell out of her ass. The turd was without doubt the biggest turd i had ever seen. It was as big as a lineal from 30 centimeters. She stood up and walked towards us. We said wow how can you poop so big. She said that this wasn't extremely big, and she said that she ate very much. I said: this isn't big? She replied: no, yesterday i pooped a much bigger one a few meters from here. She let us to her turd from yesterday. We saw it from about 10 meters away. This one was sure much longer. Almost half a meter long I think. Then we returned to our bikes and went home. I still can't imagine that turds so big like that came out of a 140 centimeter big , 10 year old girl. I still never have seen a bigger turd. I wonder how big she's pooping now.
Miranda
Sunday crap & other things
This past Sunday was pretty much like most others. Big family dinner at noon, and then a lot of attention to homework in the afternoon. So if I have on average 4 hours to do, I like to break it up and at about the halfway point I take a walk like three blocks up the street to a gas station where I buy a soda and sometimes some candy to get me through the most boring of my assignments. Since the weather's getting colder, I put on my thickest sweater and made the walk. I took a short-cut through a couple of alleys because sometimes I see people I know in their backyards, and I like to talk to them if I haven't seen them in a while. There's this rather steep hill I like to climb for exercise and once I made it to the top I could see the gas station in front of me and I was getting plenty thirsty. They had the larger size individual bottles of Dr. Pepper on sale. I pulled the bottle out of the cooler and had already taken two swigs that were big enough to cause me gas, when I got to the cashier and gave her my money. I think I must have drank too much too fast as I was looking over the candy selection because I could feel activity coming in my gut. I got to thinking how I had last crapped after lunch at school on Thursday so it had been three days. I walked outside the building to where the bathrooms are located on the side. As I passed a wide open guys' door, the ladies' door slowly opened and a little Asian girl came out. She was adjusting her sweats as she ran to the left where I figured a parent was waiting in the back alley where I saw the back of a parked car.
She had left the bathroom light on, the seat was down and some pieces of crap were floating on top of the water. There was no toilet paper in the bowl, so I could tell she hadn't wiped and I noticed a couple of very yellow urine drops on the front of the white circular seat. I wiped them off quickly and flicked the flusher as I was pulling down my jeans to seat myself. I was still gassy and thirsty (bad combination, I know!) so I picked up my pop bottle from the floor and took another swig as I sat. As I've written about before, I have had some constipation from time to time, so I hoped my pop would power my poop out. I spread my legs a bit as my crap started to slide out. It was obvious from my pain that this was going to be wide and long and I was studying some phone numbers and symbols carved into the red painted door. Just as I was re-positioning myself on the seat to push out the widest part, I heard a knock, a man's voice telling someone named Ming to hurry up, followed by two pounds with his fists. They hit at about the same time and I was so startled I didn't know what to say.
My huge crap had just exited when I heard a key in the lock, I saw the inside lock turn and the attendant opened the door and seemed surprised to see me on the toilet. A middle-aged guy with a cigarette in his mouth shoved her aside and stuck his head in and quickly surveyed the room and started swearing at the attendant as she quickly slammed the door closed. I could tell they were both scared and knew that he was probably the father of the little girl. After a little pee, I must have used a quarter roll of the almost full toilet paper roll to wipe with, but I flushed before I re-seated myself so there would be less chance of me clogging the bowl. When I got done, I walked back into the station where the father was being reunited with the girl who they said had slipped into the storeroom and then was too scared to come out. The father must have said he was sorry five or six times for invading my privacy and the attendant was to. She finally remembered to put a stop on the 911 call she had made just as the squad car arrived.
The father offered me a free coffee and donut, but I showed him my pop bottle and started my walk back home.Tyler
'Tis the Season
OK all you Teenagers and College Guys! Yes; that's an URGE you are feeling! You already ignored the last 4 urges you felt; that mass inside of you is getting rather large!
Time to sit your hiney down on the toilet and push out your Trophy Turd!
Happy Thanksgiving!Matthew
Farting in Public
Regarding J.A.G.'s comments about farting in public, I was reminded of an incident that happened recently. I was at an art museum visiting a very popular painting exhibit. I entered one of the crowded galleries and was immediately assaulted with the unmistakable odor of a very ripe fart. It was a fruity, earthy smell, not exactly unpleasant as fart smells go, but nevertheless very noticeable. I looked around and since the gallery was very crowded, it was impossible to determine who had produced the fart. I noticed that several others noticed the smell, as they sniffed and made somewhat disagreeable faces. Whoever produced it obviously was in need of a bowel movement as this fart was very pungent. I pictured the person feeling the pressure down below and making their way to the nearest restroom where they probably had a very satisfying bowel movement. I thought about it and realized that I had been inhaling air that had come from deep inside some stranger's rectum. This somewhat disturbed me, but I realized that it is part of life. Oh well!
Aimee M.
Hospital burst.
I was riding as a passenger in a car with a friend. We were almost home (~5 minutes) and that was good because I had to pee. We were hit by another car from the side and pushed our car off into a ditch. We we trapped in the car and slightly injured. It took 15 minutes for rescue to show up and get us out. They put me on a back board with a neck brack even though only my ankle was injured. The ambulance ride was 25 minutes. The whole way there I was begging the paramedic to let me pee somewhere, somehow into something...anything. He kept saying I need to hold it and they may need it at the hospital. I kept telling him that I had plenty to give, and begging the whole way. I think he was embarassed to help a woman pee, but modesty was out in my mind. He put a leg splint on my and every bump and movement made my bladder spasm. We finally got the hospital, put me on a stretcher and put me in a rather public open room with other patients. I told the nurse and doctor I had to pee and they told me they would help me in a few minutes. I pulled up the front of my sun dress and dug my hand into my crotch. Despite me trying to stop it, I suddenly had the moving down the pipe feeling that occurs a second or two before urination starting.
I cried out say that it was coming right. I didn't care if anyone saw, I pulled my panties aside and I could feel and here a strong stream. My friend across the room starts laughing hysterically. I could only see the ceiling, but new what was happening. An aide came running over with a male urinal and moved my good leg aside. Suddenly multiple patients in the room were laughing and snickering. The aide carried the 1/2 full urinal away. I still couldn't see. My friend later told me at first my pee was spraying up and out from between my legs. When the aid moved my leg, the stream got stronger and got all over her arm (almost her face) as she was trying to catch it all in the urinal opening.Lorenz
Sitting on the toilet stool rim?
I thought Siford's story on Page 2511 about his bike-riding partner lifting the seat and sitting on the rim of the toilet bowl at the gas station was very interesting.
I've written about there being so many wet-with-pee seats in the guys' bathrooms and how some students like me might need to check-out several bathrooms before we find a toilet that's not in use that we can actually sit on. But I don't see how sitting on the toilet bowl would work for the guys because so many of the bowl rims are also dripping from pee just like the seats. And there's also the pubic hairs that I sometimes see on the rims after I've lifted the seat the pee.
Among the girls out there, are there any rim sitters? How hard is it to learn to do? What are the advantages and disadvantages? Does sitting on the rim make you fear falling into the toilet?
Thank you.Simon
Smell perception (Anna from Austria's question)
Hi Anna,
I think everyone "tunes out" their own poop smell - unless they are sick, in which case the smell of their poop is not in the natural range for that person.
Everyone picks up on another person's poop smell, but it seems those that comment out loud think that their poop has no odour at all (rather than realising they've tuned their own smell out!)
Simon.Steve A
Interesting Question, To Cody, Recent Changes
Question For All: How many times do you think a person poops during their entire life?
Could this be a world record if someone recorded how many times they pooped since birth?
Cody: Well, I told my mom that I couldn't go. I then tried relaxing and waited for it to move around, but it didn't. So, I said "I'll do the suppository", and she said that it was the best option for my predicament.
Here's some of the recent changes that I had with my bowels: I haven't been producing the normal poop logs that I normally do. It's just been small/medium sized balls of poop that required slightly more pushing. I tried to see if it was just a one time thing or a minor inconvenience, but it lasted for maybe about a week or a little over a week. I told my mom about it and she said that we had some Metamucil that I could drink once a day or once every 2 days or so. She said that this would help me with my bowels. I've taken it once a day for 2 days so far. My first poop under Metamucil was back to my normal logs. I think that the Fiber 1 Fruit Snacks couldn't do much anymore and I had to find another option to keep myself regular. Plus, since marching band is over and not having marching band practice for exercise anymore during this time of the season could be another contributing factor. I hope that this change will help me stay regular.Erwin
How to solve this problem?
Hi all, I have a daily bowel movement and I really enjoy each bm. On some days (not every day), I push out smooth and firm solid turds. When these kind of turds emerge my butthole, sometimes the tip hits the back edge of the toilet bowl leaving a skidmark on it. Do you recognize this problem? Has anyone tips to prevent this, so the turd leaves my butt more vertically?
Is this being caused by the position of my anus between my buttocks?
Matthew
Nerdy Guy Takes a Huge Dump
I was at work in my usual middle stall (where I can spot anyone entering the restroom through the crack in the stall) when I spotted a thin, nerdy medical student with glasses enter the mens room. As all three stalls were taken, he said something like, "Oh damn." He turned around and left. Five minutes later, he entered again and as the three stalls were still occupied, he paced around a bit hoping that there would be signs that one of us was finishing so he could relieve himself. After a minute or so of pacing, he realized that no one was ready to depart, so he left. A minute later, the guy to my right finished up and left the mens room. A couple of minutes later, the nerdy guy came back, saw the stall to my right was finally free, and walked purposefully to it, entered it and immediately flushed the toilet. Perhaps there were skid marks or maybe some remnants of the last occupant's poo in the bowl. He then lowered his khakis and his plaid boxers to his ankles in one motion, sat and let out a long, airy fart: "Brrrrrrrrr." Then, what must have been a huge log crackled out and made a soft flump in the bowl. He immediately let out a long sigh: "ahhhhh." It was obvious that he had been holding this monster for longer than he would have liked and the relief was intense. I bet the log was a foot long! After removing his phone from his pants pocket, he had a long pee. A few minutes passed as he checked his email, then he repositioned his feet and let out a loud fart followed by two plops and a flump. Again, he sighed, "Ohhhhhh." At this point, the odor was very rank. He put his phone back in his pocket and proceeded to wipe, as did I. After a rather extensive clean up, he pulled up his khakis and boxers together and left the stall. I did the same a few seconds later. He was at the sinks and he gave me what looked like an embarrassed smile as I approached. I was truly amazed that such a thin, scrawny guy could produce such a massive bowel movement. I would guess that he eats a high fiber diet. Perhaps he's a vegetarian.LifeLover
survey answers
Hi all you awesome poasters. Not much happening here, although I've decided to answer a survey.
1. Are you circumcised?
no.
2.
Are you from the USA? (If yes, which part?)
no, but I'd love to visit.
3. What types of underwear do you wear?
I sometimes ware boxers, but always the normal comfortable brand.
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down?
no, no need to.
5. Do you usually stand to pee?
no, I sit, in order to avoiding accidental aiming issues (I'm visually impaired, by the way) :)
6. How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
7. Did you have peaing contests with other boys when you were a kid?
no, but I can say that I was the most comical hahahaha.
8. Do you use urinals?
no, I never get the urge to urinate in public, nor have I had any accidents within 16 years.
Have fun, and keep up those great posts.
Tinner
Re: Anna from Austria
I'm not a biologist, but I believe it is natural for people not to mind the smell of their own poo too much, but find that of others stink easily. It's the same principle that's use by many animals to demarcate their territory with excrement.
I like your posts by the way. I also like those of Abbie and Megan; I hope the two of you are doing alright!Anna
more responses
to Anna from Austria: That's a good question. I figure that some girls, and probably boys too for sure, tend to have stinkier poos. In our house, there are four girls. Two of us, Danielle and I very often really stink up the bathroom. The others, not so much. It's still noticeable that they went number two, but most of the time it's not very bad at all.
Maybe also these girls were just looking for something to be mean about. I guess, it's a mean thing to say no matter what and it is a bathroom after all and what did they expect?
to Sarah from Germany: Yes, I have pooped in the snow once before, two years ago. I was out skiing with my friends. I didn't want to go but eventually couldn't hold it any longer. I remember there not being too much snow and it wasn't super cold. So I could walk behind some trees and didn't completely freeze my bum off. It was difficult to get my gear off and then I really hurried to push out my poo. In the end I had one long log I think. It looked funny in the snow, with my yellow pee. It was easy to cover with snow and I think I was back with my friends pretty quickly.
I was lucky that time. I don't know about Germany, but here we often have a lot of snow, really deep powder. You cannot get off your skis without sinking in up to your hips. Sometimes we just squat on our skis when no boys are around for a pee. Once my friend Kim had to poo while we were out skiing and she couldn't walk off into the woods because of the deep snow. So she just skied there and were heard a ton of curses coming from her while she was doing her business. It was also really cold. Of course we teased her about it and in the end we all found it hilarious, including Kim.
to Mr P: I'm glad you enjoy reading the forum, and thanks for saying that you like mine and all the other stories around here.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Americans! We had ours' months ago already in Canada, but I'd love another opportunity to stuff myself with ???? food.Tristan
Anonymous Survey answers
1. Are you circumcised? - Nope, I'm uncircumcised. My parents are both European immigrants.
2. Are you from the USA? (If yes, which part?) - Yep, I was born in the Western U.S.
3. What types of underwear do you wear? - I wear briefs most of the time, almost never any other kind.
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down? - I always hold my penis down when I poop, I've been doing that since I was a little kid.
5. Do you usually stand to pee? - Yep. I do sometimes sit to pee at home, though, especially if I get up at night to do it. But most of the time I prefer to stand.
6. How old are you? - I'm 19 and I'm a sophomore in college.
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid? - I remember doing that a couple times with a friend who came over to my house--we'd go out in the backyard and do it, usually on the lawn haha. I don't remember much of that because I was pretty young, but I know we did it.
8. Do you use urinals? - Yeah I use them sometimes. Other times I can be a bit pee-shy, so not always the best choice for me.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: K first welcome to the site and great story about you and your sister it sounds like you both had great poops and were pretty desperate to you mainly and post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Maggie great story about those girl and there desperate poops it sounds like they were seconds away from an accident and I bet you all felt good once you were finaly done.
Well thats all for now and I look forward to reading about all the after thanksgiving poops.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Catherine
Responses
Mr. P: Thank you for your contributions to this forum! It really is a good feeling - I wish that I could describe it. Yet, I am thankful that you took time to comment and say hello! Love and well wishes!!!
Braidy: It's great to hear from you! It sounds like you are doing well and I remember you writing about Adam! Thank you for writing!
J. A. G.: Glad you had a great poop! Yet, your friend does sound a little weird. I've always wondered what it would be like to be in public somewhere where no one knew you, and then just start farting as if it was the "normal" thing to do. How would people react???
Maggie: I remember you! I can only imagine that those bathrooms must have been totally destroyed! Glad they flushed though!
Anna from Austria: I don't know if our own smells are different from the smells of another, but I do know that I can be almost repulsed by a strong poop smell from someone else and that same smell does not gross me out if it is my own. I don't know why it is the case, but it seems to be true with a lot of people. Interesting! I'm sorry about your breakup with your boyfriend.
And to all: I hope that everyone has a super-massive, toilet-clogging, rather smelly, cramp-free, easy-to-wipe, poop of your choice of preferred consistency for Thanksgiving in a bathroom of your choice where you can relax and enjoy it!!!
And to those not celebrating Thanksgiving, I wish you the same!!!
Love,
Catherine!
Optional Person.
Responces, explination, question.
Yes Anna, that was what I meant. I was curious is all.
well okay. that peanut butter log sounds impressive, Catherine.
Maggie- That is one of the coolest stories I have heard in a while, specifically because you made a friend and got their Facebook.
I really haven't had much to contribute to this site these days. I am regular, a poop in the morning, usually floats, and stuff. I haven't really done anything too story worthy. I really got my best stories out of the way really early on.
Have any of you ever pooped backwards on the toilet? I have found that really makes things explode out quickly, that is if your trying to be quick.Thomas
To Chantelle
Being as constipated as you are is no good. You will harm yourself this way. Try milk of magnesia, it will make you go. It makes everything softer and easier to pass. Take it in the evening, and in the morning you will go.Anna from Austria
To the other Anna
@Anna Thanks. Yes I am Feeling better now. Sad to hear that you also had some troubles with Boys. I hope you will also be feeling better soon.
Greetings
Anna
Erwin
Survey answers
1. Could you state your age and gender?
39 year old male
2. How do you position yourself on the toilet?
A: leaning back
B: Sitting upright
C: Leaning forward
D: Doubled over
I sit while leaning forward.
3. After sitting down, how long does it take for your butt to fully relax?
About 5 - 10 second.
4. How long after sitting down, does it take for the first bit to emerge?
When the first part is hard, I have to push for about 5 seconds to let the first part come out. I try to relax my butthole as much as possible. After 10 seconds, my hole is fully open to let the hard part out. It slides out easily then.
When the poo is softer, then it comes out easily after 1 - 2 seconds
5. On a scale from 1 (not at all) to 5 (very hard), I have to push how hard:
On poo with a hard tip: 4
Soft poo: 1 or 2
6. Do you have to fart on the same scale of 1 to 5:
A: While waiting for the first bit to emerge.
B: During and in between pooping.
C: After pooping, still sitting on the toilet.
A-1 (no farts on hard poo)
B-1
C-2
7. My farts are:
A: dry.
B: A bit moist.
C: Wet
D: Very wet
A and B
8. How long in total, does it take you to poop, from sitting down to wiping, when having:
A: A regular poop.
B: Diarrhea.
C: Constipation.
A- 1 - 5 minutes (all poo is out after 30 seconds)
B- 1 - 5 minutes
C- I never have constipation.
9. How often do you go to the toilet to (try to) poop?
2 - 3 times a day.
10. Do you enjoy pooping?
Yes, I do
11. Do you sometimes do things on the toilet to stimulate your bowels?
And if yes: What?
No. When I feel a hard bowel movement, I sometimes feel with my finger how hard it is.
12. For the females and the males who pee while sitting on the toilet:
?Steve A
Post Thanksgiving Poop
Well, I just had my Post Thanksgiving poop. I was at a medical center getting my blood work done but before I was called, I developed an urge to go. I went into the bathroom and I did a log along with some smaller logs with quite a bit of corn pieces in it. When I was done, I wiped, flushed, washed my hands, got my blood work done, and went home.
Jemma
yesterday... huge loose desperate poo at work.
Hey!
So yesterday at work i was so desperate for a poo, i work on the tills at a huge shopping centre and going just is not easy as that. We were so busy i just had to try and forget how bursting i was for this poo.
about 2 hours later - having discovered how great my bowel muscles are, i popped to the loo.
and boy! How i managed to hold all of this in for over 2 hours i do not know!!
Heading in to the ladies i took a cubicle and pulled my tight work trousers down over my round peachy backside and sat down
no effort required all of my plops crackled out very quickly 1 by 1, 10 very messy sludgy plops, i sighed initial relief and then i crackled out a further 6 to finish. Wiped my messy butt 8 times and flushed leaving skid-marks galore!!
Sprayed my YSL perfume and washed my hands heading back to work 5 mins later.
hope u enjoyed! More soon love J x
Adrian
More replies
Anna from Austria. I've heard it said that often people don't think their own poo smells as bad that produced by others and I suspect it's not an uncommon perception. Personally I think my poo sometimes smells pretty bad and I daren't imagine what other people might think. At other times there is little noticeable odour or at least it's not too bad. Our 'smell' varies quite a bit and depends on our personal chemistry as well the environment we're in and, perhaps most important of all, what we've had to eat and drink. My smell is worse, for example, when I've been drinking alcohol. This evening I got home after staying for a few days with my GF and went for a good poo. The ginger wine I'd been drinking at her house certainly made me smell and I had to reach for the air freshener when I'd had my dump.
Little Mandi, Maggie and Braidy. All blasts from the past! It's good to see you here again. I used to be a regular here until 'life' started to get in the way as, I suspect, it does for many people. Recently I've tried to be a little more disciplined both about reading and posting because I'd begun to realise what I was missing out on. In a world where websites come and go I think it's just great that this one is still here after so many years.
J.A.G. Some people are uninhibited about doing smelly farts in public or social situations. However tolerance levels of that sort of thing vary a great deal and it's not something I'd particularly recommend to anyone unless it's absolutely unavoidable. If your friend persists in dropping stinkers in polite company without making any attempt to control herself I suspect she might find her social circle shrinking. Perhaps you could think up a kind way of telling her.
Mr P. I think I remember you posting previously. My late niece who made it to adulthood but died in her twenties had spina bifida and was permanently in nappies. I can't imagine though what it must be like to not experience the sensations of needing to go for either number.
Catherine. Many thanks for your kind greetings which I'm pleased to reciprocate. I find that I really enjoy the sensation of getting a good big poo out, especially when I've been holding on to it for a while. Nothing beats the tremendous feeling of relief once it's out though. For me, that feeling's in a class of its own!
Friday, November 27, 2015
Anna from Austria
This time I have an unusual question. Especially for the ladies. Guys can answer as well but I am especially interested in the opinion of my fellow ladies here in the forum.
Is it possible to people tend to perceive the smell of their own poop smell much less intense then other people around?
I was having lunch at Mac Donald's yesterday and had to go Number 2 after finished my lunch. So headed to ladies room and had a poop.
I first peed, then did a small fart and the log started to come out from my bottom.Then i wiped and flushed.
For me the smell was not bad at all, only faint poop smell. Normally it is much worse.
I washed my hands and left the bathroom. At door I met two ladies in their late 20s or early 30s. Soon as the entered the bathroom I could hear then saying "EH this stinks so bad. What does she eat? I blushed a little and left MacDonald's.
I really wonder what would they have said if they had to smell my much worse BMS.
Has someone of the ladies experienced something similar.?
Greetings AnnaK
A double dump in the toilet.
This is a cool website and I will say that I personally love my time on the toilet. The relief is always good and I particularly enjoy a good noisy dump. My family was pretty casual about using the toilet and we got in the habit of sharing the bathroom except for bathing. There were seven people with one bathroom so there were too many people needing to do other things in the bathroom to single out one person on the toilet so we all left the door open for as long as I can remember.
My parents taught us that when you have to go, you have to go and so I never really worried about taking noisy poops and I actually love the sensation of excreting when it's gassy and lumpy. I always have fairly loud and gassy dumps anyway. My mother and one of my sisters all have sensitive guts so we were always cool when we mad our much needed toilet noises.
My dumps are usually on the soft side depending on what I eat. I like Mexican food but it gives me diarrhea so I try to watch when I eat it so I won't have to be on the road a lot or something for the next day or so. I actually like having diarrhea as long as it doesn't burn which it usually doesn't for me.
I can remember when I was 14 I ate with some friends at a Mexican restaurant and when I got back home I could feel some diarrhea cramps in my gut so I headed for the bathroom first thing only to find my sister dropping her drawers to have a poop herself. I said I'm gonna shit all over if I don't get my ass on that toilet pretty quick! Her dump wasn't exactly an angry case of diarrhea so she got off and let me on. I dropped my pants and underwear to the floor and settled my but comfortably on the seat and a brief stream of liquid shit spewed out followed by a mad and very loud splatter that plastered the toilet bowl.
My sister was kind of waiting and watching as she still had to go. Another wave of liquid diarrhea squirted out of my anus and I pushed it to another violent loud splattering of gas and poop that could have been heard around our whole house. By this time I could feel there was more but I was feeling bad for my sis who still had not yet gotten a chance to enjoy her much needed and more solid dump. We had an elongated toilet so I pushed my butt back as far as I dare and said she could sit between my legs and poop if she wanted too. She was in enough discomfort that she turned around in front of me and pulled her pants down and sat on my thighs making sure her aim was right and then relaxed her sphincter. I could see it all come out of here, 3 logs about 4" long in rapid succession and then one about 10" long which slowed down and dangled for about 5 seconds and then dropped with a splash that hit my butt cheeks, which was not too pleasant considering the mess that I was still contributing was all filling up the toilet bowl. She said she was done and stood up to wipe. I know from seeing here wipe many times that she normally wipes her butt sitting down but in this case she didn't want to sit on my thighs any longer that absolutely necessary. She wiped and then washed her hands while I continued to fart, splat and squirt loudly. As messy as it was, It felt wonderful!
It went on for about 5 more minutes and then I was ready to wipe, so about 15 minutes total I was on the our poor toilet. Amazingly I flushed and it all went down. As you would guess it stunk something bad in there so I left the window open. My sister watched me the whole time to make sure I was going to be okay. While I wiped I told here I was sorry for kicking her off the toilet in the first place. She said "not at all, you had to poop and there was nothing you could do about it. You pooped in the toilet just like we were taught to."
Little Mandi
Hey hey all,
I haven't been on here in forever. I've been busy working and running around I havent had time to come on here. I don't have anything interesting to post but I'm bored so i'm gonna so some surveys. Hope all is well with everyone. =)
1. When you walk into a school or public bathroom, how many stalls will you check out before you make a selection?
I have a habit of taking the stall on the end. I'll only scope out different ones if the first one I take is dirty.
2. What are the two most important things to you in making that selection?
Pretty much the obvious. It has to be clean.
3. Have you ever checked several stalls, said no way I'm going to use those and left to find another bathroom?
Yes several times
4. When you were younger and with your mother, did she ask you about how successful you were when you went in on your own?
I don't remember.
5. At what age and where did she first let you go in on your own?
I don't remember.
....................................................................
1. Could you state your age and gender?
24 year old female
2. How do you position yourself on the toilet?
A: leaning back
B: Sitting upright
C: Leaning forward
D: Doubled over
I sit straight up slightly leaning forward. I have a habit oh leaning forward when I sit anywhere.
3. After sitting down, how long does it take for your butt to fully relax?
Usually not too long.
4. How long after sitting down, does it take for the first bit to emerge?
It depends. Usually my poop is hard so I have to push a little bit to get it started.
5. On a scale from 1 (not at all) to 5 (very hard), I have to push how hard:
I try not to push really hard ever so I guess i'd say 3
6. Do you have to fart on the same scale of 1 to 5:
A: While waiting for the first bit to emerge.
B: During and in between pooping.
C: After pooping, still sitting on the toilet.
A-3
B-3
C-1
7. My farts are:
A: dry.
B: A bit moist.
C: Wet
D: Very wet
A-dry
8. How long in total, does it take you to poop, from sitting down to wiping, when having:
A: A regular poop.
B: Diarrhea.
C: Constipation.
A-I'm a fast pooper usually takes no longer than 5 minutes.
B-Depends how bad it is. Maybe 20 mins or so
C-same as B depends how bad. Probably like 15-40 mins.
9. How often do you go to the toilet to (try to) poop?
I don't try and force myself to poop I just go when I have to.
10. Do you enjoy pooping?
No not really. I mean if my stomach is hurting it feels good to poop.
11. Do you sometimes do things on the toilet to stimulate your bowels?
And if yes: What?
I don't so that but If i'm having a hard time going I find that pressing on my lower stomach helps get things moving.
12. For the females and the males who pee while sitting on the toilet:
Only if I feel like I have to go but not reallyMr P
Hello
Hi Guys
Just wanted to say I love this site. I've written once before on this site. I'm a guy in a wheelchair who has spina bifida and hence have no bowel or bladder control. I love hearing stories about pooping and the descriptions of the urges (I have no idea what the feeling of needing a poop is like). I really wish I could experience the enjoyment of feeling full of poop and then the relief of it sliding out.
Big shout out to Catherine, Anna, J.A.G, Jemma. Love your stories :)
Mr P
Catherine
Responses - British Dumper, Optional Person and "Favorites"
Optional Person: That poop was anything but elegant! It smelled almost like diarrhea - very strong, egg-ish. It was nasty! I don't know what happened or why it happened, but I was normal that evening, with a series of soft logs. It would have been a 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart. I've had a series of 4's since that day.
To British Dumper: Thank you for your kind words about my posts! I did not intend to be a celebrity, but if they are helpful to this conversation then I am glad to share. It has really helped me to share my thoughts, feelings and stories about defecating. It helps me to process my obsession as well as to feel that, if we all are strange, at least we are not alone in our strangeness, if that makes sense.
Yes, it feels wonderful to have a large bowel movement! Please read my post about having a solid accident on page 1821 and my story on page 2466 and tell me what you think! Also, I would love to hear more about you!
Thank you to Just Another Girl, Mina, Karen C, Brandon T, Optional Person, Adrian, Old Poop, KMD and others for your posts and responses. Also, I really enjoy hearing from the two Anna's, Liz S, Jessica, and all of you who take time to post and respond. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!
I can't wait to hear everyone's post-Thanksgiving stories (at least all of us in the USA who are getting ready for this big meal on Thursday!)
Love,
Catherine!
PS: I pooped a pretty peanut-butter colored log this morning. It was about a foot long, banana shaped and sort of tapered at the end. It was at least an inch and a half thick! It was great!
J.A.G
To Clogged Up: Definitely. Constipated farts are the worst - you can immediately tell that there is something big and nasty wanting to come out! All the backed up poop sitting there produces some strong and vile fumes!
To John In Seattle: Wow, that's really interesting about using poop as fertilizer. I've never heard of anybody actually doing that - I've heard of people using animal manure, but not their own poop! Does it work, and if so, has anybody ever asked why your vegetables taste so good? I think it's a really neat (albeit unusual) way to garden!
Let's see now...what is there to write about today? Nothing much, since I've been busy with exams and haven't had time to think about other things. Yesterday I was in the bathroom doing my hair and makeup getting ready to go out, and I felt the need to do a number two. I sat on the toilet and let it out - it was one of those nice big ones that just comes out slowly and then quietly goes "flop". I felt very relieved after that, but it stank up the bathroom and I had to open the window! Whoops!
I have a friend who often farts in public and doesn't seem to have a problem with it at all. One time I was with her and she let out a particularly bad one, and I asked her, "Don't you feel embarrassed doing it when other people could notice it?" She replied no, and said that it's a natural thing that everyone has to do. I understand that very well, but somehow I don't think I'd ever feel comfortable doing what she does. I have farted in public before, either by mistake or if I had to let it out because it was making me uncomfortable, but I wouldn't just do it casually like that. Does anybody else feel the same way, or is it just me?
Bye for now!
J.A.G
Sarah from Germany
To Anna
Your story about pooping in the outhouse was really great. May I ask you if you have ever pooped in the snow? Last winter I did a lot of cross-country skiing and went in the snowy woods 3 or 4 times. Your hiking stories are also very interesting. Do you perhaps have another "old" story about going in the bushes while hiking?
Greetings
Sarah
Post Title (optional)Thunder
Chantelle K...constipation of that nature can cause haemorroids...try suppositories!
I have chronic constipation and have done for some years. Bowel management is very important.
Too those that use public toilets, or should i say fear using public toilets...take my advice..when the urge hits use them!Monika B.
Anatomy Student: I'm average frame but have a fast metabolism. Wasn't too worried haha...just curious.
Saw a survey, why not?
Survey:
1. Could you state your age and gender?
Female and 25
2. How do you position yourself on the toilet?
A: leaning back
B: Sitting upright
C: Leaning forward
D: Doubled over
C most of the time
3. After sitting down, how long does it take for your butt to fully relax?
It's usually very quick. Almost immediate.
4. How long after sitting down, does it take for the first bit to emerge?
Less than a minute most days.
5. On a scale from 1 (not at all) to 5 (very hard), I have to push how hard:
Usually 1, sometimes 2.
6. Do you have to fart on the same scale of 1 to 5:
A: While waiting for the first bit to emerge.
B: During and in between pooping.
C: After pooping, still sitting on the toilet.
A=3 B=3 C=3
7. My farts are:
A: dry.
B: A bit moist.
C: Wet
D: Very wet
A to B.
8. How long in total, does it take you to poop, from sitting down to wiping, when having:
A: A regular poop.
B: Diarrhea.
C: Constipation.
A: 1 to 4 minutes. And B: 20ish minutes C. Not sure. I usually leave and eat fruit or something to make it easier. I hate the pain.
9. How often do you go to the toilet to (try to) poop
Between 1 and 3 times a day.
10. Do you enjoy pooping?
Love it. Especially if it's a lot and I don't have to push.
11. Do you sometimes do things on the toilet to stimulate your bowels?
And if yes: What?
No not really.
12. For the females and the males who pee while sitting on the toilet: Do you also try to poop somethimes, when originally you went to the toilet only to pee?
Not really. Only if I suddenly feel like I have to.Michael
Smell of poop vs consistency. Clogged a college toilet.
So as Matthew had mentioned earlier about the smell of bowel movements and consistency. I would think that the looser ones would smell worse. I was walking in the library, I was in there studying, when I decided to go for a pee break. When I walked in the bathroom, I was hit with a very strong stench. There was a pair of chucks on the floor with jeans over them. I heard the toilet flush as I was going to pee, and I continued to get on with my business and the guy walked out of the stall. He was tall, wearing camo gear (hat and jacket, it's very common down here.), and left without washing his hands. After I peed, I washed my hands then curiously look at what was left. In the base of the toilet there was a lot of skidmarks which makes me wonder what he did was solid or diarrhea.
I clogged the toilet today, it was this morning at 9am in the library as usual. I had went in to take my usual dump. I sat down, I had gone Saturday, but it was just a smaller, but thick log. I went, pushed it out, and it turned out to be big. It definitely smelled, because when I sat back up after pushing I could smell it between my legs. It was dark brown, very soft, and was very smooth. I had to wipe a lot, about 15 or more times, and I was urged not to flush it just because it looked to decent, but I didn't want to be gross at a university and have a chance of someone walking in and seeing me do that so I flushed it with the big turd and toilet paper in and the toilet paper went down first and the log went down in 3. The water level started to rise, and stayed up, and so I washed my hands and left.Maggie
A bit of desperation and a long line
Hi guys, I posted on here a few months ago (story on page 2484) about my embarrassing gas station poop when the toilet wouldn't flush. Well, I'm back with a new story.
I went up to northern Wisconsin this week to get ready for thanksgiving and also to do a little hunting. We have some land up there that belonged to my grandparents. Anyways, II didn't have school this week due to thanksgiving, so I volunteer to go up and kinda start getting stuff ready. We have a cabin up there, but it doesn't get used a lot, so there's just a lot to be done.
I left on Friday, about 8 or so at night, which was just when the snow was starting to fall the hardest. I wasn't too concerned about it, as I knew that the further north I got (and our land is all the way up there, about a 5 hour trip one way) that the snow would get better, since this storm tracked to the south more. Well, I had been driving about an hour and was just about to Madison when I started feeling the urge to poop. I'd been constipated again for about 4 days this time, and was had taken a laxative right before I left, figuring that it would take at least until I got up there to work, and i would have the place to myself if I needed/ wanted it, but it was starting to feel like the best laid plans weren't going too good.
I didn't have to go super bad yet, but I could definitely tell that I was going to take a while once I went. I started looking for a gas station or rest area up ahead I could get off of I-90 for, but once you leave Madison, there's not much for a little while.
Id been driving about 20 minutes since I first got the urge and my stomach wasn't feeling too happy with me that I hadn't taken care of it yet. I was farting pretty regularly, which lead to my car smelling pretty bad, and I was a little worried about my undies as the farts were getting wet, but my stomach was feeling a bit better. I almost wondered if all I had to do was fart, but I was pretty sure that wasn't the case.
Finally, I saw a gas station that I could use and got off the interstate and pulled in. I parked my car as close as possible, as I didn't want to walk very far, since my stomach was really hurting now. I went in and immediately headed back to the ladies. As I headed back, I could see a few other ladies heading that way too. I could only hope that they were only going for a quick pee and there were plenty of stalls, as I was really hurting now.
Upon opening the door to the bathroom, I was immediately hit with the strong smell of someone pooping, which dashed my hopes a bit, but not as much as the 6 women lined up for 3 stalls. At the front of the line was a 18 year old blonde, who had a hand on her stomach, I guess she needed a shit. Then there were two 25 or so year olds, both brunette. I couldn't tell what they needed. Then there was a 40 year old woman and her daughter who was about 20, both had red hair, the daughter was rubbing her stomach and somewhat grimacing, so I guessed she needed a poop. Then there was a 23 year old with black hair ahead of me, who was also holding her stomach and looking pretty desperate. Not having any choice at this point, I joined the line, hoping that everyone would be quick, as I was starting to really have to go.
From the first stall, I could see a woman with her panties at her ankles, and no pants, so I assumed she was wearing a skirt or a dress. She was grunting every so often, and I heard a few splashes. The 2nd stall had her jeans and her thong down to her ankles as well, and she was having pretty explosive diarrhea. I could tell she was going to be awhile, which did not bode well for me. The third stall was a woman who from the sound of everything appeared to be vomiting, as I could her her being sick pretty clearly. I felt sorry for her, but I also really hoped she'd be done soon.
I introduced myself and asked the girl in from of me if she'd been waiting long,she said her name was Emily, and she said about 5 minutes so far, and she was starting to get pretty desperate, so she hoped everyone would finish soon. I agreed, and said that I'd been holding it in for like 30 minutes already, and I was starting to really have to poop. She said she did too, confirming my suspicions. She said her family had been traveling together, and that it was her sister and her mom in the first two stalls. They'd came straight in here while she had been pumping gas because she didn't have to go as bad. I said her sister in the 2nd stall sounded pretty bad, she said yeah, that they'd both had some Mexican food for lunch, and that she was about to pay the same price. As if to punctuate her point, her sister let out a very wet fart and a barrage of loose poop, along with a slight moan. I just said well, I hope you're both feeling better soon. She said thanks as she grimaced and cut a pretty wet fart. Meanwhile, her mom had started wiping in her stall, and the vomiting girl had been kinda quiet, so I was hoping she was done too. Her mom flushed and came out, which allowed the blonde girl go go in. She immediately started off with a loud cart and some crackling as her logs dropped out. The vomiting girl fushed, but didn't really seem to be making a move to come out yet, and Emily's sister was still blowing it up. The other women in line were showing more obvious signs of desperation, one of them was fidgeting a lot, another had her hand between her legs. I had to go pretty bad too and cut a wet fart. Finally, the girl who had been sick came out, allowing the next girl, who had been fidgeting to dash in and start her pee. The girl who came was about my age, and looked just super pale and worn out. She went to the sink and was washing her hands, but when she finished she kinda stayed in the bathroom, I'm guessing in case she had to puke more.
As you can imagine, it was smelling bad in there with all of the girls pooping. But what else can you do. The girl in the first stall finished and left allowing the other brunette in. She had been the one with her hand between her legs, and immediately started a long pee. Her friend finished and left, allowing the daughter to go into the third stall, where she had a wet fart and some wet poop cascade into the bowel. The first stall opened and let the mom in, which left just Emily ahead of me. I could tell that she was really desperate, she had one hand on her ????, the other on her butt and was kinda crouched over a bit. The mom just had to pee, and Emily jumped in her stall and had her pants down blasting away almost before the door even closed. There were now several people behind me including the girl who had been sick, although I wasn't 100% sure if she was in line or not. Emily's sister had one last barrage of poop and then started to wipe, the girl in the 3rd stall was still blasting away, and Emily was having very bad diarrhea. Her sister, a blonde about 16, came out not a moment too soon, allowing me to rush in and blast my own mushy wet mess into the toilet. The bathroom smelled horrible now. The 3 of us pooped away for about 5 minutes, then the girl in stall 3 started to wipe. My stomach was still rolling, I wasn't even close to done, and it didn't sound like Emily was either. The other girl flushed and left allowing a few women into pee. I kept blasting out wet shut pretty regularly, as did Emily, although hers seemed much worse than mine, mine were wet but formed, hers were just super mushy/ liquid. A new girl entered stall 3 and started off with a loud fart, then a few plops as she pooped. I heard about 3-4 logs fall before she started wiling. My stomach was feeling a bit better, although I knew I wasn't quite done yet, I new there was a line so j was trying to hurry, but there's only so much that can be done. I cut a few more mushy turds and some wet farts while Emily continued to have pretty bad diarrhea. More girls were let in to pee on the third stall. I thought I was done and started to wipe, but got hit by a bad cramp, and had some mushy diarrhea. Meanwhile, another girl went into the other stall and had some soft crackling poop. I finally felt done and started wiping, I heard both Emily and the new girl do the same. We all flushed and left about the same time, as I left, the girl who had been sick ran into my stall, I expected her to start puking again, bit this time it was the other end, and she blasted the toilet with diarrhea that put mine and Emily's and her sister's to shame. As I went to the sinks to wash my hands, I started talking to Emily more. She said she felt so much better and she was so glad she was able to make it. I agreed, and said I did too. We exchanged phone numbers and facebooks, and are talking a bit now. I'm pretty sure my emergency pool session earned me a new friend. Lol.
Anna
some responses
to Simmee: I think it's maybe because girls are much more used to sitting down on the seats. It's just everyday stuff. I never put paper on the seat but I do wipe it down sometimes if it looks a bit questionable. If I can actually see pee on it, I won't use it unless it's a total emergency.
to Optional Person: Thanks for liking my story. I like girls, but only as friends. I don't know, was that what you meant?
I did have to go pretty badly at the mall, yes and there was quite a lot of poop in the bowl in the end. But I did flush and it all went down no problem. I always do, I just forgot to mention it. I find it pretty rude not to flush. Unless it's broken or something of course.
to Anna from Austria: I'm sorry you broke up with your bf. That sucks. I also had some really bad luck with boys recently and I was totally bummed out about it for a while. So, I hope you feel much better now!Braidy
Back after 6 years!
Over the past 6 years I've become more busy than ever with my studies, sports as a college athlete, and most recently as a graduate teaching assistant and coach. Therefore, I haven't posted, but I have been reading the board regularly and I was on the stool, peeing and crapping this morning in the field house before going to my class (I've started my Master's program) when I read the updates and noticed that Catherine had mentioned me when reflecting on some of the posters in the past that she has enjoyed. I, too, have enjoyed several of the long-term posters, but also like some of the new and relatively younger participants such as Simmee and Kamdyn who write about situations they are experiencing that those of us who are older (I'm 22) very well remember from 10 to 15 years ago in our lives. And those such as Catherine and Sheelee who are a little older than me and the still more mature writers in their 50s and 60s have made this forum so great for close to 20 years.
Let me give my opinions on a couple of the questions floating around.
Simmee asks: How can it be that more guys want toilet paper between their butts compared to girls in public bathrooms? Necessity. Females will often sit 4 or 5 times a day whereas most guys will sit only once a day. My boyfriend, Adam, however is different than the norm because he has been sitting to pee since his junior high years when he was bullied and made to feel that he was a lesser person because of the size of his junk. I just don't think girls see it as practical to line or build a nest each time they sit. Its just wasteful.
Kamdyn's questions:
When you walk into a school or public bathroom, how many stalls will you check out before you make your selection? None. Each of the stalls is the same size and as a 6'4" person even when seated I'm going to be towering above everyone else. So of course I'm not going to stand to wipe and draw more attention to myself.
What are the two most important things I expect in a public toilet? A privacy door and toilet paper.
Have you ever checked several stalls and said 'No way--I'm going to find another bathroom'? I don't remember that happening too often. One has to make do with what's available.
When you were young and out with your mother, did she ask you about how successful you were when you went in on your own? Mom many times would take a stall right next to mine, and unless the place was really, really busy and noisy, she could hear the noise of what came out of me. I do remember because of my large craps she would ask a few times if I was going regularly at school each day or trying to hold it. She definitely didn't want me to do the latter.
At what age did she let you go in on your own? About 4 because I was able to independently able to get myself up on the seat, although I didn't always take the time to wipe thoroughly.Catherine
To British Dumper
I cannot remember if I commented on this. You asked whether or not I experience a spiritual feeling, or a high.
Please read my post on 2466. Even though my bowel movements are large, most of them do not leave that euphoric feeling. They feel great, don't get me wrong. But, yes, there are a few that do leave a feeling of "poo-phoria"!!! The stories that I directed you to are certainly stories of a euphoric feeling.
But, overall, my bowel movements feel good. I've read and can testify that when it comes to poop, the larger the stool is, the better, regardless of the consistency (unless you are constipated, which I do not experience).
What you wrote about chicken was funny!
Anyway, I really hope to hear more from you :)
Love,
Catherine!Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Sarah great pooping story.
To: Jemma as always another great story about your desperate poops.
To: Anna great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop in that outhouse and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards.
To: Liz S great story it sounds like you both had great poops and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: James it sounds like you got a great show from your friend and it sounds lioke she had a good poop as well.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
JaLe
Answers to 30-something Male's survey:
1. Could you state your age and gender?
54, Female
2. How do you position yourself on the toilet?
A: leaning back
B: Sitting upright
C: Leaning forward
D: Doubled over
Usually C, sometimes B
3. After sitting down, how long does it take for your butt to fully relax?
15-30 seconds
4. How long after sitting down, does it take for the first bit to emerge?
Depending on the urge 10 seconds - 2 minutes
5. On a scale from 1 (not at all) to 5 (very hard), I have to push how hard:
1-3
6. Do you have to fart on the same scale of 1 to 5:
A: While waiting for the first bit to emerge.
B: During and in between pooping.
C: After pooping, still sitting on the toilet.
A=3, B=2, C=1
7. My farts are:
A: dry.
B: A bit moist.
C: Wet
D: Very wet
A, B
8. How long in total, does it take you to poop, from sitting down to wiping, when having:
A: A regular poop.
B: Diarrhea.
C: Constipation.
A: 2-5 minutes, B: 5-15 minutes C: 10-30 minutes
9. How often do you go to the toilet to (try to) poop?
Once a day, sometimes twice.
10. Do you enjoy pooping?
Yes, a lot!
11. Do you sometimes do things on the toilet to stimulate your bowels?
And if yes: What?
No.
12. For the females and the males who pee while sitting on the toilet: Do you also try to poop somethimes, when originally you went to the toilet only to pee?
Only if I feel slight urge to poop.
Survey
1. Are you circumcised?
2. Are you from the USA? (If yes, which part?)
3. What types of underwear do you wear?
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down?
5. Do you usually stand to pee?
6. How old are you?
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid?
8. Do you use urinals?
I posted this about a year and a half ago, but I wanted to post it again.
Chantelle K
Dealing with Constipation
Hi
Thanks for the replies and advice from Anatomy Student and Tyler.
Anatomy Student I don't fancy talking to doctor about my constipation - I see a continence nurse because of bed wetting - that's bad enough and she asks about my poo. I do have veg in my diet and some fiber. I will try more but I recall when Jasmin tried fibre supplements her poo wasn't much softer but it got really fat and she had as much trouble getting it out as when it was hard. The water may be an idea - due to bed wetting I don't have much fluid afternoon / evening time.
Tyler I do have try times everyday - each morning after breakfast I sit on the toilet trying - well actually it's more like straining as hard as I can for about 1/2 hour and often again at school and at home when I get in. If I hold it its cos I am somewhere I don't want to use the toilet or because my ass hole is really hurting bad or sometimes when I am in bed I hold till the morning - sometimes not !
Hard pebbles or marbles are sort of normal for me most days then usually after 3 or 4'days I do a log made of pebbles and loads of pebbles. When it is like 2'weeks of pebbles that is a real bad time.
All. This morning when I woke up some had come out during the night so I tried really really hard and did a load of pebbles and then went on the toilet just now after lunch and did a log that stretched me coming out and was about 8 inches long bark brown and lumpy so not too bad today
Chan K
oldpoop
to John in Seattle: poop as fertilizer
How long have you collected and used your poop as fertilizer? How often do you poop out there? Every day, or every week, or whenever? How does the poop change during its waiting time--go to powder, go to mush, change color? How do you apply it to the garden? Have you done it long enough to tell how your plants react to your fertilizer? A fascinating concept. Does anyone there know about your method?
Adrian
More replies
Matthew. Despite years of practice and usually taking scrupulous care, I occasaionally get a bit on my hands whilst wiping. I would go so far as to say that people who claimed it never happened to them were either exceptionally lucky or, more likely, economical with the truth. One of the problems I find, exacerbated by back problems and the relentless march of middle age, is that reaching to wipe as well as I'd like is often hard work. When I was younger - and free of back pain - it was so much easier. Ah well!
J.A.G. I think it's true tp say we're never too young to cut the brie. However I observed as a young person that when it came to farting there was one law for children and another for adults. If I farted I would be reprimanded and told to go to the toilet. If an adult did it, nothing was said.
Jemma. Thanks for sharing your latest story re an urgent visit to the pub toilets after going to the Bank. I'm not personally a fan of going for #2 whilst in public but, like most people, I accept that occasionally it's a necessity. Had I been as desperate as you appear to have been I think I'd have asked at the Bank if they had facilities which I could use. Thinking about the way you described things I did initially wonder whether your indisposition was down to a stomach bug but I'm more inclined to suspect it was something you'd eaten. The good clear out wouldn't have done you any harm though. We all get to have them occasionally.
clogged up. I'm not surprised you're constipated and doing smelly farts. A lack of physical activity plus what sounds like a surfeit of rather less than healthy food is a pretty good recipe for constipation. I love cheese - especially strong, hard cheeses such as Stilton, Cheddar or Cathedral City, but I have to limit my intake because I know that if I overdo it a bout of constipation awaits me. If you get some exercise, have plenty of drinks as well as a decent amount of fresh fruit and veg, the problem should resolve itself naturally.
British Dumper. I'm a fellow Brit and I have to say I envy you your massive, regular 'ten to eight' dumps every morning. Having a good poo is certainly an amazing feeling and I suspect many people enjoy not jusr the sensations of 'getting it all out' but the inevitable relief which naturally follows. Unless your stools are particularly hard I wouldn't worry too much about tearing because our back passages are are designed to stretch for the purposes of defecation. Like you I tend to do quite big poos but usually they're divided up over two or three sessions. My first poo of the day tends to be either just before or just after breakfast. Certainly when I'm working my main one tends to be towards the end of the working day, usually somewhere between 4.30 and 6.00pm but can be earlier or later. It's not uncommon for me to have at least one more, usually a smaller and windier event, later on after my evening meal - or at least before bed. Happy dumping!
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Tristan
Co-Ed bathrooms
Some people were mentioning co-ed bathrooms. Luckily my dorm doesn't have those, but I do know a dorm on campus that does and I have a couple friends there. It seems like it would be awkward, though, to use one regularly. I have only used them to pee before, but it was still weird, walking into the bathroom and seeing a girl already in there--it goes against everything I grew up with lol--bathrooms are segregated from so early on that it's hard to shake the feeling. I don't know if I'd want to poop in one because I tend to stink up the bathroom a lot and grunt a lot when I'm on the toilet and that would be weird to do knowing that a girl was in there with me lol.