Leah
buddy dumping
This happened when I had just turned sixteen, a week after, actually. My mom and dad were away for the weekend, leaving the house to me and my older sister, Vanessa, who was eighteen at the time. We're not types who are into wild parties, so my sister didn't have any friends over, but I had one over, her name's Becca. I was expecting her, actually, because I knew she'd have cigarettes and I was dying for one. =/ Stupidest mistake I ever made, at the time I'd been smoking for just over a year and I did it a lot because I never really talked to anyone about tensions/problems I would sometimes have with school or life in general so I was a closet smoker. Vanessa came out the back door to throw some garbage in the bins and caught Becca and I. I was momentarily mortified, but Vanessa only shrugged and said "You know how I feel about this; just don't do it in the house and definitely do not give Mom & Dad an opportunity to catch you" (Vanessa has acute asthma, and I felt so shamed even though I was smoking outside, not inside). Anyway, Becca and I worked together on some notes for our bio class after, caught up, traded the latest gossip and over the course of this, I feel the familiar heaviness in my stomach; soon it would be time to take a dump. But because I never saw Becca outside of school, and knew it'd be awhile before she could be at my house again, I put it off for another two hours before the urge came back and what happened next was kind of funny. Becca got up off my bed and asked "Where's your bathroom? I really have to take a shit" and I told her I had to go, too, just as badly. We flipped to see who'd get the bathroom first; she won. I groaned inwardly but showed her where it was and I was just turning around to go back to my room when she goes "This sounds weird, but will you keep me company in there? It'd be nice to talk, I think this'll take awhile" and even though I was caught totally off-guard, I went and sat on the edge of the tub as she got herself on the toilet and began to pee. We chattered a bit, conversation has always come to us so naturally so small talk always branched off into myriad topics. She stops a moment, leans slightly over and sighs with exertion as a crackling sound begins, followed by a loud splash and then another as she kept pooping. She wiped and got up and as soon as she did, I was up and pulling down my pajama pants to sit on the seat. Not a moment too soon, either, because a thick, huge-feeling shit began to slide out of me and while it didn't hurt, the strain was showing on my face as it broke off on top of Becca's load. I sat for a moment to make sure I was through, then got up to wipe. I looked in the toilet and my heart sank; my enormous poop (over which Becca exclaimed, making me blush; I had never pooped with a friend before, at least not right in the same toilet) resting on top of Becca's, which was no slouch either. "How the hell will I flush this?" I ask out loud, and then my eyex fix on a toilet brush; I tried my best to use the knob of plastic at the top and not to muck up the bristles too much, although it was inevitable. I got it done, though, and we finished up our school work. Vanessa came in after and said "Leah, the next time you drop a massive shit, let me know to keep out of there for a little while after. The smell was so rank my breathing started to shorten up." I knew from her tone that she was being sarcastic, but I could understand if she hadn't been; it DID smell pretty bad, and she didn't know Becca had taken a huge shit, too.Al
Memory
I remember sitting in my desk in third grade, needing to pee badly, about a half hour before lunch. Since my teacher didn't like allowing students to use the bathroom except at recess or lunch time, I was determined to hold it that half hour. About ten minutes in, I realized that I was not going to make it. I leaked a little in my pants. Well, more than a little; there was a wet spot about the size of a baseball on the front of my pants. A minute or two later I leaked again and my wet spot grew. This pattern continued - pee a little, wait a minute or two, pee a little more... By the time lunch rolled I was soaked from my belt down to my knees, and I still had to go badly. Then I stood up and completely lost control. I stood next to my desk and peed for what seemed like an hour, soaking my socks and shoes and making a puddle on the floor. I walked home for lunch (common in those days) and a change of clothes. When I got there I realized that I needed to change everything I was wearing. My undershirt and shirt tails, which had been tucked in were also soaked. I took a quick shower to wash away the pee smell, put on clean clothes, and headed back to school. I was fully expecting to be teased about my accident, but I was pleasantly surprised when the only comments I got were others confiding that they had wet recently too.Claire N
In response to sinagporean guy's survey
I missed previously.
1.) have you ever tried to poop in a forest before? how do u feel?
Yes - I enjoy doing my business out doors. I posted about the first time I did this on page 1640. I was on a camping trip and there was no alternative. I have also posted about pooping out doors on pages 1665, 1707, and 1795 (not alone). I live neer some woodland and like using it as a toilet from time to time.
2.) have you ever tried to poop in a porta potty before? how do u feel?
Have only had a wee in them, but plan to poo in one some time.
3.) have you ever tried to hold your poop but it ran loose and you poop out before?
No. I am not one for holding it if the urge is very strong.
4.) do you find it comfortable while pooping in a toilet without seat? if you were going to experience diarrhea in a toilet without seat what will you do? and have you experiencing it before pooping or diarrhea without seat?
I prefer to have a seat, but the lack of one will not stop me using a toilet without one for a poo, even if it can wait. I have experienced diarrhea on toilets without seats.
5.) have you ever poop infront of your boy/girlfriend before?
I nearly always poo in front of my husband at home. He really enjoys it and I like him being there. I posted about the first time I did it on page 1802.
6.) what would you do if you were to have a bad stomachache and about to diarrhea and there is no toilet paper in that public toilet?
I would relieve myself, but it would have to be an extreme emergency with doing it in my knickers the only alternative.
7.) do you find it comfortable to poop infront of your boyfriend?
Yes.
8.) if you were to go to a open field camping trip and at night you had a bad stomachache would you wake up the guy next to you and call him to accompany you? why would u allow or not allow?
If it was my husband - yes. Otherwise definately no - I would go alone.
9.) if you were to wear short skirt do you prefer to hike up or pull down?
Hike it up.
10.) if you were in a deserted place and you are having a bad stomachache and just nice you met a guy who is also having stomachache and both of you 2 are scared as the place was deserted will you allow the guy to go poop with you in the same cubicle? why? what will you ask him to do?
No. I would poo in private.Shana
Squat Poopster
@ Heidi: I'm sorry to hear that you're not well. :-(
Hope you get better soon!
Annie
Good poop yesterday
I haven't gone in a day or two so I was happy when I managed to poop yesterday, fortunately it was soft and not hard and painful to come out. My poops have been easy and soft lately.
I didn't feel well most of the day. Just felt kind of sluggish and my stomach didn't feel well. My period didn't help either. I had a cup of tea and a bottle of water and soon after I got a major urge to take a dump. I thought at first it was diarrhea because it was hard to hold and I had the "gotta go now" urge you usually get with diarrhea. So I went to the toilet and fortunately the toilet paper was already out and not in the cupboard. And the Archie comic book was out too, so I had some reading material in case it took a while ;) It didn't take me long though as it came right out with a gentle push. It felt like diarrhea because it came out with a splat, but I was wrong.
It was just soft. There were 3 turds in there, each about 6 inches long.
S
To anonymous guy
Im a female, read this site on and off for a few years, and had an interest in the subject much longer than that. I wanted to answer your question about whether or not you should feel bad for your interest. I just wanted to say you are not alone. I also for some reason find certain bathroom habits of guys a turn on. There are a lot of unusual fetishes, I don't think anyone should feel bad for having this one. From the years Ive looked into bathroom stories online, I can say there are plenty of people who share it. I also agree with you about wishing more guys would post! For any guys reading this, post something for me, a female who might find it exciting. I particularly enjoy reading desperate stories, but I read most stuff on here. First time poster. Maybe next time I will share a story of my own if anyone would like.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
The other day, my girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch making out. Out of nowhere, she cut a huge fart. It was super loud and really long. It stunk a lot too. She giggled and said "Excuse me". We got back into it and a bit later, she farted again. Just as loud, but not very long. Still stinky though. Immediately, another one I barely heard. She farted two more long, nearly silent farts. She said "I gotta poop!" and took me hand and led me to the bathroom. She knows I love to watch her go and lets me come with whenever she poops at home.
She slowly lowered her jeans and exposed her marvelous ass, all the while emitting more gas. I noticed she wasn't wearing any panties. She sat down on the toilet. She looked amazing, in her white shirt with a floral pattern showing just a hint of cleavage, and jeans around her ankles, perched on her throne. She peed a gusher for a bit and concentrated on the main event. There were five separate depth charges, with little delay between them. The whole room had a heavy meaty smell, and I loved it.
She sat for a bit longer, but then started to wipe her ass. She showed me the filthy paper each time she wiped. After nine wipes, the paper was clean. She stood up and we looked at her creations before flushing them away. Then we left the bathroom to, well... do something else that involved her having no pants on.
Jo
Bunged up and desperate wees
It seems that my bladder is determined to pick up the slack resulting from not having been for a poo in four days now as I have several times had to rush to find the ladies' to avoid weeing myself in the past two days. Whether or not it's resulted from the stronger coffee I've been drinking (the nearest Tesco was out of my preferred blend), my urinary conundrum has made for some humourous situations.
I was obliged to interrupt my noon lecture on Thursday to make for the loo after suddenly becoming desperate in the middle of the hour. Dashing into the nearest toilet, I noticed [thank god] that there wasn't a queue and breathed a sigh of relief as I entered the first of three cubicles and locked the door. Tearing down my trousers and light blue knickers to my knees, I thrust my bum onto the seat, caught my breath, and released my wee into the bowl below. What started as a gradual trickle soon progressed into a torrential gush as the feeling of relief in my entire body became gradually stronger. My wee eventually finished and fortune again shone in my favour as I noticed that there was more than enough paper in my cubicle to take care of wiping (I'd foolishly neglected to check before getting undressed and sitting down). I wiped my front twice and once behind, got up, put my panties and jeans back on, and reached back to flush the toilet I had so thoroughly painted with my wee. I returned to lecture without incident, naively concluding that my urinary adventures were at an end for the day. A subsequent incident in the library, was, however, to mercilessly invalidate that hopeful prediction.
I was in the library, up to my knees in a hotchpotch of books on critical theory, phenomenology, and postmodernism when the assumed vanquished urge to have a wee staged a phoenix-like revival within the confines of my slacks. Cursing the cruel whims of biology, I resolved to get my books signed out before attending to the more basic needs that my bladder had resumed voicing. The plan held together until my place in the queue almost came up. My need to go asserted itself with such a clarion call that I was forced to stumble up to the librarian's desk, say 'Quite sorry, but could you please look after these? I won't be long,' and set off for the loo whilst trying to not make the crossing of my legs too conspicuous. I had my wee without incident and returned to the queue, unobtrusively settling for the last position. My burning red face warranted a sympathetic expression and merciful restraint from commenting by the librarian while my card and books were scanned. My business in the library both literally and figuratively concluded, I set off for my flat and dinner. I've not yet had a number two since: hopefully something comes off soon or I might have to resort to more invasive methodology to get my bowels moving.
Cheers!
-Jo
Leah
School daze (cheap shot at wit there)
I was happy for all the positive feedback. I would be delighted to share more stories; have a new one now, as a matter of fact. :P They seem to happen often lately lol. Woke up this morning very early because I wanted to fix up my hair, put highlights in or something. I like to experiment with my hair and overall look, but I'm definitely not shallow; guys tell me how cute I am, and some comments are truly sweet but I honestly don't see the fuss. I think it's just because I sort of look like Jennifer Lawrence (from "The Hunger Games" and "Silver Linings Playbook), but with auburn hair instead. It's very flattering, but I'm just humble by nature. As I'm applying the stuff to my hair, I'm a bit fidgety; I had drank a lot of water the night before (I like to keep hydrated) and didn't wake up at all to pee, so I felt a slight urge to go. I had only very limited time to do this before school Tuesday so I just filed it away for later, thinking my bladder control was pretty developed. Hubris carries a heavy price, because I had also eaten a big dinner with my sister last night, and was sure I would need to take a shit sometime during the day. She actually came in there while I was at the mirror and sat on the toilet, talking to me as she pushed out what sounded like a huge poop. I didn't even take it as a cue that maybe I should swallow my pride this once and take the time to relieve myself, late or not. But I became too focused on my hair and ended up getting it done with just enough time to spare to walk to the school without being late (I love living close enough to school to just walk; one of the few genuine perks of living in Southern California, the natural scenery, not urban, is spectacular). Got through the first three periods alright, no problem, but by the final period before classes were done for the day I was trying hard to mask my urgent need to go; pee and poop. I knew I wouldn't make it home so I excused myself to the ladies and did my best to walk as naturally as possible, and once down the hall slipped into the girls bathroom. Took a stall, locked it and quickly undid my button and zipper and pulled down my jeans/panties, sitting down on the toilet, and I was glad I was alone in there because I peed so loud and so long (close to a minute) that I was a little embarrassed. The seats are plush, very comfortable, which is why pooping in school is something I'm completely comfortable with. I looked down at my bag, knowing a poop would take a minute or two and while I considered indulging my regrettable nicotine habit as I waited (I have done it, there were times I couldn't help it), I decided not to because I didn't want to push my luck that day. After a couple minutes of light pushing, a long, solid poop began to slide quicky out, thankfully it's not too hard and it moves easily. It finally splashed down in the bowl and right away the rest started to emerge, taking as long to slide out and it dropped down with the other one. The relief was simply, oh my God. My nerves smoothed out immediately. I wiped and stood up, looking at two fairly large turds. I thought it would never flush but the water managed to break it up and I pulled my panties and jeans back up, walked back to class. No one asked about my fifteen minute absence but one girl looked at me with a sly smirk on her face, not really mean, but just knowing. It was funny, actually.Lucas
Neighbor locked herself out
The other day, my neighbor Maria came by for a visit. She's a young single woman, I'd say around 24 to 26 years of age. She has caramel brown hair, kept short. It looks a lot like my own hair style, only a bit longer in the back. She was wearing a navy blue shirt and a medium-length denim skirt.
But anyway, she said she had locked herself out of her house, and asked if she could come in and phone the locksmith. After she had made her phone call, she informed me that the locksmith estimated he'd be there in about 90 minutes. I offered to let her stay here, rather than sit out in the bitter cold. She thanked me, and I made some tea for us.
We sat in the kitchen drinking our tea and chatting. I guess it had been about an hour or so, when she asked if she could use the toilet. Of course I said yes, and showed her where it was. I returned to the kitchen and waited. Fifteen minutes later, I heard her flush the toilet two times, and she came out, seeming a bit embarrassed. I could even detect the faint remnants of a poop smell lingering on her. She thanked me again for my hospitality, and left to wait for the locksmith.
Sarah T
Insurance (2.0)
Thanks for the replies, Lisa, Brandon, John, and Thomas!
I think everyone who has or does use adult diapers understands factually that they're not the only one who uses them, but, so often, its rare to meet or know anyone else who does that from a more emotional perspective you can feel isolated. Like I said though, I only use them when I know I'm going to be in a situation that I might not be able to make it to a bathroom.
Since that first experience I've certainly learned a thing or two about wearing adult diapers.
I think, perhaps, the most awkward phase is just the discovery or experimenting phase. I think almost anyone who uses them goes through this period, where you first, and foremost, have to find the right type of diaper period. For the most part (as seen in my last post) the disposable Depends-type diapers never really worked well for me. They'll work in a pinch, but, at the end of the day they're precisely what they're advertised to be, disposable. Enough to get through one use. So, after awhile, and after deciding I was willing to spend that sort of money, I decided to try a cloth adult-diaper.
They're typically a bit bulkier than cloth ones are, but, by this point, I had gotten over the whole worry about bulkiness. Most people will never notice that you're wearing one unless its like that old "Oops, I crapped my pants!" SNL commercial!
And from a comfort perspective? Yeah, way better! It also meant getting a pair of the "waterproof" (don't you love that term for incontinence products? Yeah, we'll call it waterproof and NO ONE will know what we're talking about! It's just for the people who spill a lot of drinks!) underpants that cover them.
I like the cloth better for a few reasons. In my opinion, when the accident isn't just wee they perform a lot better, they are way more comfortable if they're high quality, and they're cheaper overall. They're expensive to buy, but, that one can last if you keep it in good nick. Plus, if you're a treehugger, they're better for the environment, too!
Anyway, I've also learned that it helps to kind of make your clothes fit the diaper, as well. If you wear pants that are a little more snug on the diaper they seem to work better. Also, if the waist of your pants sit above the waist of the diaper that helps, as well, because you're not making a pinch point between your diaper and the rest of your clothes. Some may not like this because it can mean wearing some pretty high-waisted pants, but, I've always worn my pants higher than most people, so, it worked out well for me. Plus, if you don't tuck your shirt in, no one will notice that you're wearing high-waist pants! Overalls can work really well, too! For the girls, I really would not ever suggest wearing a skirt unless its a fairly long one, just too much risk to showing off what you're wearing!
Some of this I learned on my own, some of it on the internets.
So, that's my advice to anyone who is considering using adult diapers.
Till next time!Adrian
Reply to Anne
Anne. Thanks for sharing another great story with us - this time a Veteran's Day/Remembrance Sunday one. I'm glad to hear that you've returned to a daily bowel habit which seems to suit you better than having massive poos every four days or so. Reading between the lines I get the impression that you leave pooing to when you feel the need instead of trying to get your bowels to peform at a fixed daily time. I'm a little bit concerned about the 'not wiping' business though. It must mean you get through more knickers and generate much more laundry than before. Also there's a health aspect - i.e. risk of infections etc. I'm no doctor but I'd have thought not wiping would increase the risk of female infections and I remember hearing once that unwiped bottoms increased the polio risk. I may be wrong about that though. Anyhow, thanks for another great story!DD Dude
To Anonymous Guy
Hey, you are not alone. Keep your chin up - no one has any control of how we are programmed. Keep your self-esteem and be happy.Provost
Help
Hey, guys, I need help again. I've got terrible diarrhea! I'm always needing to go to the toilet, but when I try to go, hardly anything comes out! Does anyone know how to stop this diarrhea or any cures for it? Please! I'm desperate! ThanksObservant Guy
Now I know why she runs.
Hello everyone,
This story comes fresh, from about an hour ago. I was coming home from doing some shopping. I pulled into the complex and I saw that Evelyn's car was already parked outside the building. I thought for a moment that I had missed the opportunity to listen to Evelyn pooping again. So I pulled into the lot, and proceeded to get my items out of my SUV.
I only had the one bag, and I decided to move some things around, and thats when I heard the notorious car horn. She wasnt in the apartment yet! I hurried to lock up my car, ran across the lot with my shopping bag, and book bag and headed in the building. She had a head start on me and I was worried that she would get in, get to the toilet and I would miss something...
I fumbled with my keys but managed to get the door open just before she walked into her apartment. She turned and saw me and gave me a beautiful smile. I unlocked my door. dropped my bags, and ran for the bathroom.
I beat her to it... I was in and waiting, when I heard her now shoeless footsteps enter the bathroom. I noticed a sound that suggests that she puts the lid down or that she had put it down this morning. She had on some soft black work pants so I didnt hear them come down, but as soon as she sat there was a very loud jingle of Peeing. While she was peeing I heard her speaking in spanish on the phone. I assumed it was Adrianna or another spanish speaking friend. There was no flush of the toilet right away but shortly after the pee stopped, there was a noise which I believed to be a fart. Evelyn then changed tongues from spanish to english. She said she wasnt sure if she was going to come out. while she spoke, I heard 2 very identifiable Plops.
After the plops came some sighs and grunts. All I could imagine was a toilet bowl full of smelly poop.
I was getting kind of antsy waiting for the flush and thats when my phone rang, and I had to leave the bathroom and talk to my boss.
I left thinking about how much it must have stunk in her bathroom, and if she left some skidmarks in her toilet bowl. I guess she decided not to go out because I can hear her television when I go back in the bedroom.
I kept a lookout for Adrianna, but then I had to do some laundry which makes listening for her near imposible.
Happy Peeing and pooping to all.Melissa K
Pooping at school
Just a guy - I was able to escape the blame for my farts, some of it was in the bathroom. It did smell, but not too bad.
On to my next story. Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. This last poop occurred on Wednesday the 7th. I normally get constipated before my period, and I hadn't pooped since Saturday the 3rd in the morning. On Saturday, I ate a big steak for dinner. On Sunday, my family went out to eat at a restaurant. I had jambalaya, a dish with rice, chicken, shrimp, peppers, etc. On Monday I was starting to feel uncomfortable, not being able to poop. I ate a lot of fruit in the evening to try to get things moving. All it did was make me fart! On Tuesday, we had Election Day off, and I ate a lot on Tuesday. I had some beans, whole grain bread, and fruit and vegetables, such as tomatoes, apples, and mangoes. I was quite gassy after that. On Wednesday, I went to school. I was fine through first and second hour, and during the middle of 3rd hour, I really had to poop. I didn't want to go during class, because I knew it would take a long time, and I don't like pooping at school. I barely made it until lunch, and then went to the bathroom. I was farting the whole way to the bathroom, and I knew I would be in for a huge dump. I sat in a stall, started peeing, and then the tip of a turd started moving out. Once it started, there was no stopping. I moaned in relief as it moved out, stretching my butthole. Sitting there, lost in pleasure, I was surprised when the turd ended. It was huge! I looked in the toilet, it was about 2 and a half inches wide and about a foot long! I decided to flush, and it got stuck and the water started rising. I started panicking, because this was the only stall in the bathroom (it wasnt a main bathroom). I wiped, put the paper in the toilet, and went to a nearby bathroom to finish my business. I pulled my yoga pants back down, and started pooping some more. Four logs of about 8 inches long and 1.5 inches thick moved out. I stood up and flushed, but quickly sat down again and pooped more logs, maybe 6 or so 6-inch logs. I wiped my butt, flushed, and I was done. It was so relieving! Thinking about it later, I knew that nobody would ever picture a hot girl like me on the toilet, taking a huge poop and clogging the toilet! Believe it or not, pretty, slim girls actually poop the most out of anyone! I'll tell you why next time. Until then,
Love, Melissa :)
Friend
Matt - I don't think that's the problem. It is kind of a babysitting thing. Does not make any money, but the kid has fun with my gaming experience, such as Mine-craft and such, but your advice maybe can help next time.
Hi it is Tom the lorry driver another story from a few years back when I first started driving.
I was not use to sitting for so long on the long journeys so when I had a break I made sure that I stopped in a layby were I could go off for a run so I got changed and went off through a wooded area in to the country side after about 30 mins returning back to the woods. The run had activated the need to have a poo so I found a small clearing behind the layby where my lorry was parked. I removed my shorts and pants down to my knees before squatting down and started peeing.
I then felt my anus open a a good size poo slowly start its way out suddenly I was interuped by a guy coming in from the parking area he did not see me at first and quickly removed his cloths a squatted down and released a wave of soft turds, my poo had come out and I let out a noisy fart which made the guy turn in my direction at first he looked in surprise but as he wiped and I did the same, we dressed and disappeared back to our lorries.College student
to Lorraine (Challenge Accepted)
I was in a supermarket and I had to take the browns to the superbowl,and I got a stall on the side nearest to the door (my least favorite, but guy code stops me from sitting next to another dude unless out of options.) Halfway through my crap, this weird-o starts giving himself a pep-talk. He was grunt/talking to himself. I couldn't make out what he was saying though...anonymous chick
for jw and charlie
Alot of time she will have a huge hard turd that comes out about an inch and then doesn't budge no matter how hard she pushes. She will strain and grunt and turn bright red in the face. When I am around to help I have her squat or lean against the sink while I push on her anus and perineum to help dislodge it. it takes some time and it pokes out and goes back in a few times before she can finally force it out.Heidi
64th Story
So today when I woke up I felt awfully sick. I immedietly felt the need to vomit. I did that in the toilet when my brother asked if I was alright. I was sweating and I wanted to poo but I was using the toilet already. I finally paused from that and asked for a bowl to continue in. I felt tired and I flushed all that down and just took my panties off and sat on the toilet. I didn't have to poo that moment but it felt nice just to sit down. My brother came back and gave me a big bowl. He let me have the bathroom. Pushing made me sick again into the bowl. I did fart a lot. I couldn't sit to still and I was sweaty. 5 minutes passed and my mom came in to check on me. She said to stay home and such. I sat up straight during this so I wouldn't accidentally fart. She stayed in the bathroom even after though to check my temp and talk. Eventually I couldn't resist and dunring a temp test I leaned and pushed a huge soft poo along with some farting. I couldn't help but have small farts after. My mom quickly left after because it smelled. My other brother came in and did a
his morning thing and after 15 minites everyone had left. I didn't feel like moving which is why I sat there. I was tired. My poo was 12" long and thick. I finally wiped even though it partly dried on my bum and flushed. Had a shower which got me clean. See you later.
oldpoop
Floaters or sinkers (to Lorraine)
My turds sink at least 99% of the time; the main reason is that they are more solid than gassy. The only time a turd floats is if it has a fair amount of gas in it, which for me happens only if it is quite soft. I haven't done a floater for months now. Even on the rare occasions that I have diarrhea, it usually sinks to form a powdery mass on the bottom of the bowl. My normal movement is fairly long and thick, with the end disappearing down into the hole of the toilet. I vastly prefer sinking poop to floating because the floating turds usually mean something is at least mildly wrong--too much grease in the diet, maybe an illness coming on.
Ashley
2 incidents
Hi. This is my first post. I'm a 19 year old girl from England. There are 2 incidents I can remember when I've been with someone who's deliberately 'gone' in their pants. The first time I was 13 and I was hanging around with my two brothers and a the 12 year old daughter of friends of our parents (I think she had a crush on my older brother). Every so often I would get a whiff of poop, but I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. It was a couple of days later when my parents' friends called round and I overheard them talking about their daughter having messed herself as a form of attention-seeking. The second incident, and more blatant, happened when I was 15 and lived in a different town. I was hanging about with a couple of girls and the younger sister (maybe 9 or 10) of one of them who had tagged along. The sister stopped walking, and when we turned around she was standing still, grinning. She turned her back and we saw the lump in her pants. She pulled the material away from her bottom and shook her leg until a turd rolled out of her trouser leg. Then she wet herself, and did another turd. We walked to the river where the two sisters went into the water for a clean-up, soon joined my the other girl and me to shield the process from passers-by. My clothes were still wet when I went home. It was interesting.Trevor
My sister had some kind of bowel syndrome.our parents then decided to go camping (BTW I think it was a terrible idea)anyway we were walking past a dich and she started to walk slower ... I asked her if I could help and she said she's fine ... About ten yards further she just pulled down her pants and shat right there ... Ofcourse I felt sorry for her and helped her ... My ????Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Melissa K as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty great cleanout and poop alot and from the sound of it you felt pretty great and a lil lighter afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Leah as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and from the sound of it felt like heaven afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lucy as always another great story it sounds like that day was a very bad day at least it happened at home and not in public which would have been alot more embarassing and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Dylan great story about you helping your wife poop shes very lucky to have some one like you to help her in her time of need im betting it brought you guys closer together aswell.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop at school and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like you had a good pee and poop at home at least you werent desperate and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Observant Guy as always another great story it sounds like your neighbors daugther really had to poop bad I bet she felt better after that and as always I look forward to your next observation thanks.
To: Ava first welcome to the site an great story about camp it sounds like you had an intresting time and it sounds like you and Alice both really had to poop her mainly from the sound of it it sounds like she was having a real good cleanout and I bet she felt great once she was done and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Anne as always another great story it sounds like you and your freinds daugther both had really great and big poops from the sound of it in that porta potty I bet you both felt great afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Desperate To Poop as always another great desperate poop story it sounds like you made it again without having an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Abbie
Latest story
Hi Abbie here again with my latest news.
Natasha- thanks for your comments, as you said its a lot easier in the holidays as you don't have to put off your urge to poo which I think is a big cause of constipation, certainly for me and some of my friends at least! Sorry to hear your friend Brooke was constipated, I know how she feels wanting a poo badly but then nothing coming when she was on the toilet. I'm glad she was able to go later that evening though even if it was a struggle for her. I hope you and your other friends manage to go and have a poo when you feel the need and don't have to hold on too long at school so that no-one else ends up constipated. I think you said in another post you had some decent toilets you can use if you need a poo while your at school, so hopefully you'll get time to use them at break or lunch if you've got to go, as you've already said its embarasing to ask to use the loo during lessons if its a poo because everyone knows what you've been doing if you're gone a while.
Megan- sounded like you were bursting for both after your lecture, glad you got on the loo in time!
I've been managing to poo pretty much every other day at least which is great, usually I'm able to go after eating something for breakfast in the canteen but if I don't need a poo then I make sure I go on the loo after lunch to make sure that I get the chance to try again. Today that worked perfectly, after breakfast I didn't really feel like I needed to go but I hadn't had a poo the day before so I knew I really ought to try. I went to the loos and queued for a cubicle, a few minutes later one became free so I went in and locked the door. Just then as I was lifting my skirt and pulling down my black tights and red knickers I heard some loud plops next to me. I sat on the toilet and relaxed, some wee dribbled out and then I pushed a bit but nothing was ready to come so I just wiped my front and pulled up my pants and tights before flushing and leaving my cubicle. After I'd eaten lunch I had a bit of a tight feeling in my belly, I wouldn't say I needed a poo exactly but I thought I should try again so I went to the toilets and got a cubicle straight away, I lifted my skirt, dropped my tights and pants and had a long wee which I was quite desperate for by then! I started to push and after a couple of minutes felt a log moving down and poking out of my bum, I was having to push fairly hard but it wasn't too bad. I heard a girl enter the cubicle on my right and lock the door, a few seconds later I saw her skirt, tights and purple and yellow spotty pants appear at her feet and then there was quiet, I heard some panting so I realised she must be having a poo as well. By that point I'd worked my first log out and it dropped into the bowl making an embarasing plop, all the hand driers were off so it sounded really loud! I felt better when my neighbour did a loud fart and then soon after I heard her poo making a plop as well. I pushed out a couple more logs and then I was done, the other girl also made a few more plops and then I heard her starting to wee. I took some toilet paper and wiped my bum and I heard my neighbour doing the same. I flushed, pulled up my knickers and tights and let down my skirt, the other girl was still wiping as I went to wash my hands. Hope you enjoyed this story, will post again soon, bye for now!!Melissa K
Pooping at school
Just a guy - I was able to escape the blame for my farts, some of it was in the bathroom. It did smell, but not too bad.
On to my next story. Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. This last poop occurred on Wednesday the 7th. I normally get constipated before my period, and I hadn't pooped since Saturday the 3rd in the morning. On Saturday, I ate a big steak for dinner. On Sunday, my family went out to eat at a restaurant. I had jambalaya, a dish with rice, chicken, shrimp, peppers, etc. On Monday I was starting to feel uncomfortable, not being able to poop. I ate a lot of fruit in the evening to try to get things moving. All it did was make me fart! On Tuesday, we had Election Day off, and I ate a lot on Tuesday. I had some beans, whole grain bread, and fruit and vegetables, such as tomatoes, apples, and mangoes. I was quite gassy after that. On Wednesday, I went to school. I was fine through first and second hour, and during the middle of 3rd hour, I really had to poop. I didn't want to go during class, because I knew it would take a long time, and I don't like pooping at school. I barely made it until lunch, and then went to the bathroom. I was farting the whole way to the bathroom, and I knew I would be in for a huge dump. I sat in a stall, started peeing, and then the tip of a turd started moving out. Once it started, there was no stopping. I moaned in relief as it moved out, stretching my butthole. Sitting there, lost in pleasure, I was surprised when the turd ended. It was huge! I looked in the toilet, it was about 2 and a half inches wide and about a foot long! I decided to flush, and it got stuck and the water started rising. I started panicking, because this was the only stall in the bathroom (it wasnt a main bathroom). I wiped, put the paper in the toilet, and went to a nearby bathroom to finish my business. I pulled my yoga pants back down, and started pooping some more. Four logs of about 8 inches long and 1.5 inches thick moved out. I stood up and flushed, but quickly sat down again and pooped more logs, maybe 6 or so 6-inch logs. I wiped my butt, flushed, and I was done. It was so relieving! Thinking about it later, I knew that nobody would ever picture a hot girl like me on the toilet, taking a huge poop and clogging the toilet! Believe it or not, pretty, slim girls actually poop the most out of anyone! I'll tell you why next time. Until then,
Love, Melissa :)bens
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Hello "Road side Tom" keep them coming! I liked your first story and can only hope you tell us more than one story in each post! :)Matt
To the "FRIEND" with the visiting 7 y/o
I'm not surprised that he didn't poop during the 8 hours that you were watching over him. Kids are pretty much trained to hold in their poops; think about it. In schools....kids are discouraged from asking to use the bathroom and more often than not the bathrooms are horribly filthy smelly places with little privacy. Many schools even remove the doors from the stalls; How would an adult like that????
Next time your young friend visits.....make some jokes about farting and pooping.....talk to him in a light-hearted tone about all that and maybe he will relax and decide that your bathroom is indeed "poop-friendly"....as you are.
A lot of kids sense that adults find toilet topics off limits or embarassing. Kids certainly don't typically feel that way...but in the presence of most adults they are not going to "let loose"....
Have his parents mentioned to you that he is constipated? If that is the case perhaps you should even go further and suggest to him that when he goes in to pee....that he should "try".Public Poo
On the road side
Tom, I would like to read more of your observations and this type of public pooping stories.
Heidi
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To Daniel, Some people were embarssed and also after some people didn't talk with anyone for awhile. There was a slight smell. I'm not sure how you could cover up you bum is exposed no matter what. It was a nice bathroom good toilets, and just looked nice. The place was a nature observatory centre. Everyone I saw basically all just sat down and did their thing no problem. It was a little weird being and seeing people that I've known all sitting on the toilet. The mirrors in front of the toilets make it hard not to look at anyone. There was also chatting that I didn't mention but it was all just normal talking.
To bluecircle, That spy stuff creeps me out.
So I guess I'll continue regular writing since people still want me to, I thought I'd be getting boring by now. Quick bio for new readers, I'm 16 years old, 5'2" tall, medium build, 124 pounds, light brown hair, blue eyes.
Pooperlady
In response to blue circle
I don't go out of my way to spy on people in the bathroom, for what it's worth.Leah
Friday night at the mall
I prefer to get my Christmas shopping done long before the Black Friday stampedes, or as much of it as I can with a part-time job that pays only so much. But Friday night I was there, having picked up a few things for my sister and some friends but not finding a whole lot. The place was packed, just sheer bedlam, and because I tend to get very nervous in crowded, enclosed spaces I had to leave through the food court opening and sit on a bench where I had a cigarette. I was hoping no one I know would see me, because so far the only person who knows I smoke (and have been since I was fourteen...) is my older sister, but she agreed to keep my secret. It's something I feel ashamed about, because otherwise I live very healthy. Anyway, I relaxed a little and afterwards, went back in because of another reason; I reeeeeally had to pee by then, not to mention I was pretty sure I had to take a huge dump. I wasn't desperate, just very full feeling and I actually smiled when I found the ladies because it was a short walk from where I had come back in. And, even better, there was only one other girl in there. I took the stall at the end, undid my pants and pushed them down around my knees with my panties as I sat. The seat was soft and I sank down in it as my butt hit the seat and I began to pee loudly, which went on for about twenty seconds. I knew my turd would take a few moments to get going so I busied myself with checking some missed messages as it worked its way down. I leaned forward a bit, arms crossed under my chest, and began to sigh (I simply could not help , it felt so good) as my poop began to slide out; luckily I barely had to push and after twenty seconds of emerging it dropped in the bowl. I waited a moment to make sure I was empty, then stood up and wiped, studying what I left in the bowl. I was surprised as I was during that close call in class I told about; the thing had to be at least sixteen inches long and an inch thick in diameter. The relief I felt is indescribable. Well, I COULD describe it but that would be somewhat inappropriate so I'll simply conclude here. Are there any other girls here who regularly take such mega dumps?
Lucy
The One Time I Crapped Myself
There has been one time crapped my self, not including baby.
It was around three years ago. I had a horrible flu and was bed ridden. One day while watching tv my ???? completely turned. It started cramping up very badly and it hurt. I then got the most insane urge to shit. I jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom. But the urge and cramps were so bad it was hard to move. I got into my bathroom pulled down my pants and panties on my way to the toilet. I then crapped standing infront of the toilet. Hot diareah squirted from ass down into my panties, allover the back of my pants, and the floor. Still squirting out diareah I sat down on the toilet and exploded more. It burned my asshole so badly and smelled horrible. I kept spluttering out diareah off and on for 10 minutes. I then took a really long hot shower.
Dylan
Four years ago, my wife was in a car accident and broke both her legs. She spent a few nights in the hospital before being allowed to come home. She spent all of her time on bed rest, and couldn't get to the toilet, so had to use a bedpan. It was a bit embarrassing for both of us, but mostly for her.
We managed to get through the first night and most of the next afternoon, with her only having to pee. Once we got the routine down of positioning the bedpan, it was a breeze. But, then, she had to poop. She was very reluctant, but there was absolutely no alternative.
With that out of the way, it seemed there were no more obstacles left, but I was wrong. She was on a good dosage of pain medications, and as many of you know, they tend to constipate people. My wife was no exception.
I noticed that she hadn't pooped in two days. The doctor had said that would probably happen and advised us which laxative to use, if needed. She swallowed a capsule and we waited for results. They came soon. Within twenty minutes she said she had to go. I got the bedpan into position with literally seconds to spare, as she let loose. I turned away like I always did for her privacy. It was over very quickly as well.
I saw the bedpan nearly halfway filled with loose, messy, smelly poop. She really had to go, a lot. I gently wiped her butt and took the bedpan to empty it into the toilet, then clean it for its next usage.
Thomas
Post Title (optional)To Sarah - insurance
Great story how you filled your diaper in a class. You are not the only person wearing them, I wet them almost every night and I do wear them when I would not be able to reach toilet in time. There were menu times I have wet or soiled myself in public, and it took me a while to learn how to avoid leaks. These days I do not think twice about using them, I just go.LORRAINE
FLOTAING VS SINKING TURDS? WHICH IS MORE COMMON FOR YOU
Its odd, but very few people ever wonder why their turds float or sink. its not easy and the strength of color of the urine in it, how long you have held off your gas and farts, how physically fit you are, gender as many believe female turds sink more often due to different hormones, how much you may have drink and the amount of vitamins in you at the time, how much push and strain associate with the specific bowel movement, and even how much water is in the bowl. There is just so many factors, but people rarely have taken the time to see how often their turds sink and float. but there are characteristics such as how much skid marks are left, how fatty the food you drink, rather you have diarrhea or irritable bowel syndrome and even your health, sugar levels, and blood circulation.
in any case, do your turds float or sink more often. share any experiences
Mr. Clogs
LORRAINE's toilet paper survey
Hi LORRAINE, I'm going to respond to your survey so here goes.
1. does your get every spot each time with no smell or stink left behind - Yes there's usually some odor residue left.
2. do you keep wiping and wiping and still feel like something is missed - Sometimes that happen, I've been good at wiping good.
3. do you want a bum that smells fresher, cleaner, and a with a fragment scent the toilet tissue wipes give - Rather have it smell fresh than what the stuff that comes out down there if you know what I mean.
4. do you want to be able to wipe less and get more for your money - Yes as money is tight for me, I buy the good toilet paper like Charmin than using the cheap Scott's. Usually four squares would be good for me.
5. do you ever inspect your tissue to see how it got - Yes
6. would a fresher smelling butt make your mate feel better sleeping next to you - n/a as I'm not in a relationship at this time
7. what are some reasons you may not want the damp formulated toilet tissue - There should be some moisture on the wet wipes. I almost got some at Walmart but opt out.
8. are you always in hurry to wipe fast as opposed to slowly and more quality - Yes if someone else in the house has to use the bathroom
9. ever wetted your toilet tissue or wiped with paper towel - Yes I have wet the toilet paper with either water from the sink or with urine if I want a much cleaner and fresh smelling bum.
10. you want toilet tissue that feels moist and softer and easier on your bum. - Yes don't we all
11. you wipe each time after taking a pee or only after number 2 - Number 2 as I'm a guy I don't wipe after I pee, I just give it you know a little shake
12. does your toilet tissue ever tear, break, or don't flush completely each time. - No
13. does your toilet tissue feel too think or thick or light or heavy - It depends which one I use, if it's the cheap kind then yes it's light, if I go with the Charmin, then it's just right for me
14. do the buy the cheap brands or look for higher quality and more expensive toilet tissue - I look for the best quality instead of settling for less if you know what I mean
15. ever wipe after your bum get very sweaty, have a wet fart, pass gas while using and felt the urge to urge. - Sometimes which means I have to wipe again
Well hope I answered your questions. Take care and enjoy. Mr. Clogs!
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Bethany great story about you fertilizing the woods and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tom great catch
To: Sarah T great diaper poop story it sounds like it was softer then u planned & I look forward to your next post thanks.
To Annie great poop story as always I look forward to your next one.
To: Heidi great story as alway I look forward to your next post thanks.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS I love this siteTool Man
Response to Blue Circle
I agree with you completely and cheer you on as you take whatever steps in your life you need to come to a place of self-improvement.
I remember picturing a female classmate taking a dump and was completely aroused when I was a teen. Society says we are supposed to be grossed out, but there's something about knowing intimate details about someone you are attracted to that is almost addictive and intoxicating - and using the bathroom is one of those things.
What draws me to this site is that girls always came across as so put together - never had a sister - and they never talked about their bowel habits. Too, like all of us, I've experienced those socially uncomfortable things like constipation, major diarrhea, taking a massive dump, desperation,having an accident, defecating in public restrooms, and gas. As a teen I always wondered what a beautiful classmate or TV personality, or whoever in any of those situations would be like. The interest is still with me today.
With the rise of references scatological humor in TV, comedy and movies, I am sure that many find those things interesting.
To unknowingly invade someone's privacy is humiliating and psychologically damaging to that person.
Yet when adults are consenting, it is not the same thing - you are performing rather than being natural. There's that temptation to want to see someone when they know that no one is watching. It is best never to cross that line because it damages that person for life.
But spying always crosses a line.
Ladies, your stories are appreciated for the reasons above. No one should ever invade your privacy.Lisa
to Sarah T
I've taken organic chemistry, and I wear incontinence pads. I'm not incontinent but I wear them just in case. Wearing a diaper while taking an organic chemistry test was a good idea!
By the way, two of the guys in my o-chem class who wanted to be doctors were just taking that one class... and they spent ALL of their time studying o-chem.