Yesterdays DumpageYesterday morning I woke up having to really take a dump. When I got up out of bed the urge got a lot worse. I quickly went to the bathroom clenching my ass cheeks together. I quickly pulled down my pajama pants and striped panties down to my knees and sat down. I then farted really loud and long and it smelled really bad. I then started slowly pushing out a long soft smelly turd. I then farted a bunch more and the bathroom smelled horrible. I wiped and more shit smears were on my ass then usual. I then looked at my dump and it was around 6 inches long with a streak on the bowl. I then peed and finished wiping. My crap was so soft that the spot where my pee hit turned to mush. I flushed and washed my hands and left.
A few hours later my stomach hurt so I went back to the bathroom. I pulled my jeans and panties down to my ankles (I prefer it this way when not in a hurry). I farted a few times and was disappointed that I didn't poop again. An hour later my stomach hurt again and I went back to the bathroom and pulled my pants and panties down to my ankles again and farted. This fart was wet and smelly compared to the previous one so I decided that I may need to take a dump a soon. I tried farting again because my ???? hurt and I loudly sputtered out alot of soft chunky crap. I then had a little bit of diarrhea.
Many hours later I had the insane urge to take a dump. I ran to the bathroom and saw there was no toilet paper. I ran to the kitchen to get paper towels or napkins. While in the kitchen I uncontrollably farted a little and felt a small amount of mushy crap come out into my panties. I grabbed a roll of paper towels and ran for the bathroom. As I was sitting down I started crapping. At first it was some soft poop like when I woke up. But then came some loud and horribly smelly diarrhea and alot of gas. I stayed on the toilet for around 15 minutes making sure it was all out. I peed, wiped, flushed, ditched my panties into the dirty laundry bin, washed my hands then left.
Sarah, I think we are all a bit weird to be on here at all. Remember, though, that a bit weird is not the same thing as bad. Since I'm male I can't comment specifically on your situation, though.
First time seeing my girlfriend poopAbout a week ago, my girlfriend named Krista (21, blonde, slim), and when she came to stay over at my place, as I was trying to shave, she came bolting in and immediately sat on the toilet. Without any hesitation, she let out a massive diarrhea with tons of farts. It didn't really take long before the entire place smelled quite a bit as more waves comes out of her. After she was done, her face was red due to embarrassment and for the first little while she felt kinda awkward talking to me after but eventually things went back to normal.
This was actually the first time I've ever seen her poop and I was quite surprised of the load because I didn't realize she was constipated...
Matthew's story about travellers' constipation and suppository giving was very familiar to me - it seemed to happen every time my family went on holiday when I was little. Of course in my case the insertion was a completely non-consensual procedure.
But that's how it is for most children - which is why parents have to use tricks, spying on children waiting to "attack" when they're in a vulnerable position.
I had to put a bisacodyl suppository in my little girl on Friday morning. There is no lock on the bathroom door. I had to interrupt her when she was bathing at 7 am - to lift her out of the bath like a baby (it's hard work - she's much heavier now!) to place her over my lap, clamp her legs, spread her buttocks to reveal the dirty hole. That I may push the suppository in deep with my long finger. Causing her to whimper and cry and little.
As usual she protests that she is not constipated, and that I do her unnecessarily. The proof of her constipation is the torrent of smelly muck coming out of her, 25 mins later. And again that evening.
college professor with wet patchOnce I saw a college professor walking down the hall with an obvious small wet patch on his pants. He apparently was giving a test, and left the classoom to use the restroom. I wonder if he was self-conscious. All of the students in the classroom would be able to see.
Keeping recordsI have found several benefits to keeping records of my bowel movements, such as noting any changes after changing medicines or new foods or other circumstances. It is easy to do, and it shows you trends or sudden changes. I just note the time and circumstances on my computer, but there are many other possible ways. You could have a little pocket calendar, and when you poop, mark across the date, as with a / character. If you go again that day, mark across the mark, making an X. If you go a third time, mark straight across, and a fourth time, make the mark into an asterisk * . If you have an exceptionally big movement, or it is unusual in some way, circle it and perhaps make a note below the calendar (such as "over 12 inches!"). I think you might enjoy having a record of your movements.
58th StoryTo Sarah, About enjoying male stories in particular, I don't really want to read those mainly because I feel akward doing so and will skim through whatever else but I'm mainly here to post my own.
To Shana, Yes, she has a lot of characteristics a guy would have one of which is her way of pooping.
So it started snowing today and while walking home I had an urge to poo. The public bathrooms get closed for the colder seasons because they don't get heated. After 20 minutes of walking I made it home and really had to pee and had pressure in my bum for a poo. I took my boots and coat off and my mom needed me for some things. So after 7-8 minutes of that I needed to go in the garage because my dad needed me as well. 5 minutes later I actually had to stop before the bathroom because I could've had a pee in my pants. I went in the main floor bathroom and quickly sat down with my jeans and panties below my knees. I started peeing quite fast and it got on my legs and such because it kind of bursted out. It lasted longer to. I decided to read one of the magazines while I pooped since I rarely ever poo in that bathroom so I never end up reading them. After 3 minutes I put it away as my poo very slowly came out. It was more firm and less thick then usual. And 8" long. I wiped and finished up. See you later.
comments & stuffTo: Natasha it sounds like Keira had a good poop and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Elizabeth welcome and great story it sounds like both had a good poop mainly her and please post more thanks.
To: Heidi great story as always.
To: Bethany it sounds like you had a nasty time but at least your husband was there to help you.
thats all for now
Sincerly Brandon T
PS I love this site
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Post Title Anonymous chick's sisterTo anonymous chick: You should get your sister a Fleet enema to get her cleaned out and relieve her misery. Then get her some of my Dulcolax For Women when she gets constipated next time.
Speaking of that, I haven't gone for a couple of days. I may need some DFW again myself :(
Yet more repliesSarah. It's certainly not unusual to enjoy other people's experiences of defecation, whether that's watching, overhearing them or reading their stories. You're certainly not weird.
Newby. It could well be that your work colleague puts off toilet visits a little longer than he should and ends up not quite making it. However the only way to know for sure is to ask him - in a jocular way - if you're comfortable about doing so.
Beth. If you've not moved your bowels for three weeks and the situation hasn't resolved itself in the meantime I'd see a doctor, particularly as over the counter laxatives appear not to have worked. I'd also give you the same basic advice which I gave to Annie - plenty of fruit and veg, hot drinks and gentle exercise such as brisk walking. Good luck. I hope Mafeking is soon relieved!
My friend's sister on the toiletBefore finding this site I thought I was weird for liking to see or hear girls going to the toilet. But now I'm finding that it's more common than I thought.
It all started years ago when I saw my friend's sister pooping. I was staying the night at my friend's house. I woke up before my friend did but stayed laying down waiting for him to wake up too. Soon, I was feeling my guts rumbling and I needed to take my morning dump. I quietly left the bedroom and went to the bathroom.
The door was about halfway open and the light was off, so I assumed no one was in there. Turns out I was wrong. I went in and saw my friend's older sister, dressed only in a long tee shirt, sitting on the toilet. I apologized and turned away. She said it was alright, and that she was just answering nature's call. She talked with me for a few minutes and I could hear and smell her pooping.
After a bit, she told me I could turn around, to make it easier to talk, if I wanted to. I hesitated, and asked if it was really okay. I wanted to make sure I wouldn't get in trouble. She assured me it was fine, and I did turn to face her. We continued to talk, all the while my need to go was getting urgent. I think she could tell, because she said she was nearly done, maybe a minute or two longer.
Finally, she rolled off a length of toilet paper, folded it twice and wiped herself. As she did so, she spread her legs and gave me a good view of her frontal area. I remember it specifically because I was like 9 or 10 at the time, and I wondered why she had hair down there. I was kind of embarrassed and didn't ask her, but in a few years I would find out the answer on my own.
She repeated the process and wiped three more times, then she stood up. I noticed she didn't flush and asked her about it. She said it didn't make sense to flush if I was just going to go immediately.
Unlike her, being so open about everything, I didn't want to be seen on the toilet, so I waited until she left. She saw me waiting and said that there was nothing to be shy about, but she didn't press the issue and left the bathroom, closing the door on her way out.
I really really had to go then and probably would have messed my underwear if I'd waited any longer. I sat down and had a very much needed and satisfying dump. I finished up and wiped, flushed the toilet, washed my hands, and exited the bathroom. My friend was finally awake and was waiting outside the bathroom and he went in after me.
Anyway, that's my story. Hope you enjoyed it.
SurveyI have nothing interesting to post and I'm really bored,so I'm gonna do the survey that Dee found.
1. How long does it take you to take care of your business?
Usually,I'm in and out. It only usually takes me less than 5 minutes to go,unless I'm constipated or sick,then it takes a bit longer.
2. Does it stink when you are done?
3. Do you use the fan or spray freshener?
I always spray some kind of spray. I hate stinking up the bathroom.
4. How many times do you usually wipe?
Usually,about two or three times.
5. Do you go in public, if so do you cover the seat?
I'm extremely shy about using public bathrooms. I never go poop in them unless I'm extremely desperate. I use them to pee and I don't cover the seat.
6. How often do you get diarrhea or constipated?
I never get diarrhea. I'm constipated quite often though.
7. Do you ever leave skid marks on the bowl?
8. Do you read while you are going?
9. Have you ever clogged up a toilet?
10. Do you always flush?
karmaMe and my girlfriend go to separate uni's so we don't always see each other a great deal, we've been going out for 3 years now, she has a gorgeous figure Blonde big lungs, and nice buns, she knows I find the thought of her desperate for a shit greatly attractive, so much so she likes to tease me about it.
One Sunday morning she text me to say that she needed the toilet, in fact she needed to spend a while on the toilet and what a shame it was that I wasn't there to watch, she said she was going to hold it till she really had to go, and over the next hour she kept updating me on how she was producing some very smelly farts, and that her ass was reaching full capacity.
Now she was ready to go in her words she was "busting for a poo" and was ready to Face-time me so I could see it all, instead I receive a message telling me there's no toilet roll left she was panicking now was a huge turd was calling to be released.
There was no other option but to make a 5min trip to the shops to get some, on the way back she said she was very close to just going in the woods now she had some toilet paper but she made it back with not a moment to spare, she Face-timed me on her laptop and I was greeted with a picture of her on the toilet with a tartan short skirt on and her knickers hanging around her ankles with her boots begging me if she could go now, I said she could and the relief across her face as I heard plop after plop was something I will never forget and definitely worth the wait, that wasn't all she did on the toilet mind you but I cant mention that here I wasn't disappointed x
Saturday, November 03, 2012
Odd looI've only recently came across this page but I must admit that I rather like it. To introduce myself I'm a student at university in the Midlands, tall, pale, and brunette, weighing about nine stone. Megan's description of the unusual toilet in her ensuite on page 2224 reminded me of the loo I had in my flat last year. To start it was unusually coloured, somewhere along the lines of a pale beige instead of the standard white. I've no idea as to how a seat in matching colour was located, much less purchased or installed. As with hers, it seemed much higher above the water than the seats on other toilets, making the plops produced from having a number two on it substantially louder. The bowl itself was wider and longer than normal-nice but peevishly conducive to leaving one with a wet bum after pushing out a few logs. In its defence the toilet admittedly never became stopped up or clogged which worked out to somewhat make up for the extra toilet paper needed to dry myself off after a poo. Does any of this sound familiar?
reply to singaporeanshey Volante! thanks thanks! . i guess i am the youngest among us? i am only 18 what about you all? so the crank . how you peep at your wife de?
Post Title (optional) SkidmarksAnne,
You are so lucky having a partner who is happy with your skidmark activity. I hope he really appreciates you. Does he get and enjoy his own skidmarks?
I hope that the pregnancy is progressing well. And when he have your son ( or daughter) I hope you will be very understanding of their own interests in this area. And don't over toilet train them. Let them know that skidmarks are quite natural, to be enjoyed, and give them sturdy white cotton pants so that they can enjoy them. As a male myself, I can only speak for boys, but when he gets to his early teens, and decided to give up wiping, maybe even messing a bit, hopefully he will be sure of a caring mum who understands.
Are there any other mums out there who understand their children's need and enjoyment of staining their pants regularly?
Abbie- Enjoyed your latest story and it sounds like you all had to go.
Natasha- Sounds like you enjoyed your sleepover!
Holly- Yeah, you're probably right that the end stall gets less use when they're arranged like that. Most of the toilets I use tend to have the toilets parallel with the door so when you come on you're facing them, rather than coming in with them off to one side, so there tends not to be an actual furthest one away.
1. How long does it take you to take care of your business? Usually 10-15 minutes, sometimes 5 if it's not very big.
2. Does it stink when you are done? I wouldn't say stink, but it usually does smell somewhat yes!
3. Do you use the fan or spray freshener? I don't have a fan at home but I do sometimes use air freshener.
4. How many times do you usually wipe? Varies, but on average probably 4 times.
5. Do you go in public, if so do you cover the seat? I do go in public, quite often because I usually can't hold it for that long and I don't mind going in a public toilet. I don't cover the seat but if its even slightly dirty I will wipe it down.
6. How often do you get diareah or constipated? I don't get properly constipated much although I don't go that often normally anyway and sometimes it's quite hard. I get diarrhea maybe once a month for a day or two.
7. Do you ever leave skid marks on the bowl? Yes.
8. Do you read while you are going? At home sometimes.
9. Have you ever clogged up a toilet? Nope, luckily!
10. Do you always flush? Always!
Singaporean Guy's survey:
1.) have you ever tried to poop in a forest before? how do u feel? Nope!
2.) have you ever tried to poop in a porta potty before? how do u feel? Yes I have had to a few times. I don't like it but it's better than the alternative!
3.) have you ever tried to hold your poop but it ran loose and you poop out before? I have pooed myself if that's what you mean!
4.) do you find it comfortable while pooping in a toilet without seat? if you were going to experience diarrhea in a toilet without seat what will you do? and have you experiencing it before pooping or diarrhea without seat? I have never used a toilet with no seat.
5.) have you ever poop infront of your boy/girlfriend before? Not with him in the same room.
6.) what would you do if you were to have a bad stomachache and about to diarrhea and there is no toilet paper in that public toilet? I find another toilet if I can or go home preferably if it's diarrhea.
7.) do you find it comfortable to poop infront of your boyfriend? I never have!
8.) if you were to go to a open field camping trip and at night you had a bad stomachache would you wake up the guy next to you and call him to accompany you? why would u allow or not allow? Only if it was my boyfriend!
9.) if you were to wear short skirt do you prefer to hike up or pull down? I hike them up and then pull down my underwear.
Today I went out to see the new Bond film with my flatmate Rebecca. After we went to a restaurant and ate dinner there. While we were waiting for our meal Rebecca had to use the loo. When she came back she sat down and said, 'well that was kinda awkward!' I asked why, and she said, 'the men's is out of order so they have to use the ladies!' She said she was sitting in the middle cubicle weeing with guys either side of her standing up doing the same! We laughed about it. As I ate and drank I realised I'd definitely need the loo before we left, and that I'd need to do more than just a wee. When we finished our meal I gave Rebecca my share of the bill, telling her where I was going, and she said she'd pay while I went to the loo. I was kind of embarrassed about it, but I didn't think I could wait until we got home.
I went in and there was a young guy drying his hands. He gave me an embarrassed smile and I returned it. There was another man washing his hands. The right-hand cubicle was taken so I took the one in the middle. I sat down and decided to check if it was a woman in the other cubicle! I saw definitely feminine shoes so it was! I think she did the same to check if I was a guy or not too! Once she heard the men leave and knew I was a girl, the woman in the other cubicle started going. She let out a fart and two big plops- she'd obviously been holding in her poo until the men had gone! I weed and then pushed out a turd of my own, feeling a bit more relaxed that I wasn't the only woman pooing. After a second piece from me, and a third from the other woman, someone else came in and into the cubicle to my right. Judging by the shoes and the fact that they weed standing I assumed it was a young boy. After weeing he took a long time to flush- I figured he was waiting to see if he could hear anything from the women who were using the other toilets! He probably knew we were pooing, judging by the smell! I had another log poking out but I held on until he left before letting it drop. The other woman dropped another piece too. A few minutes later we'd both unloaded a few more logs and someone else came in. Judging by the sound of high heels on the floor it was another woman! She sat down and started to wee. I pushed out my final turd and wiped. As I left a man came in, looked a bit confused, then went into my cubicle. I was embarrassed because there was a definite smell of my poo in there! I went out and met Rebecca. She knew why I'd been in there for ten minutes and she said, 'you didn't poo in there, did you?' I said yes, I had to go.' 'Unlucky!' she said. I told her at least I hadn't been the only girl pooing though!
Hi my name is Sarah and I have been a long time reader and very much enjoy this place.
I actually have a question for the other females on here. Now I get much enjoyment from hearing and seeing males pooping and reading stories about guys pooping.
Does any other female on here enjoy the same thing or am I just a bit weird?
Bethany, Keira, Brooke, and I have all been enjoying our half-term break from school. Yesterday we went to the shopping centre and then all had a sleepover at Keira's house. We had to stay in the basement once it got late and couldn't be too noisy, though.
In the evening, we started to get ready for bed. We changed into our pyjamas and then we all needed to wee. Keira said she needed to do both, and would let us go before her. We went to the toilet and I went first. Bethany began to brush her teeth while I weed. I had to wee quite badly and took a while to fully finish. I wiped and flushed and Brooke sat down.
She weed heavily and was done quickly. Bethany finished brushing about the same time and she and Brooke swapped places. Bethany's wee also took a while, because it started and stopped several times. She wiped, flushed, and went back to the bedroom. Keira sat down and started with a short fierce wee and a loud fart. There was a sharp plop after that.
Brooke finished brushing her teeth and left, and I started brushing mine. Keira stayed sitting but I didn't hear anything. Suddenly, I heard a loud splash and Keira sighed. She wiped her bum three times and flushed the toilet. She left too and I finished brushing and joined them in the bedroom.
Squat Poopster@Heidi 56th story: Wow, does that friend of yours always take such a long time pooping? How long did she stayed on the toilet, that second time?
Post TitleTo Anne (optional)Your posts are amazing. Any updates with your neighbor Kiera. That was a cool story.
Survery & RepliesTo Elena, Liked your story and I could relate with some kids I babysit occasionally.
To, Anonymous Chick, I have helped people poop but only by just giving them what I eat for breakfast which can make your digestive system move at a normal speed.
To Jas, Yeah I thought that was a little weird how Brandon does that.
To Charlie, I don't think I trust anyone to give me an enema, not even myself.
To Singaporean Guy, Thanks, I guess.
And that survey that Dee found;
1. How long does it take you to take care of your business? Will take 4-8 minutes, but usually 5.
2. Does it stink when you are done? Not very much.
3. Do you use the fan or spray freshener? No.
4. How many times do you usually wipe? 3 times.
5. Do you go in public, if so do you cover the seat? I do and if it's dirty I would wipe it down well but I don't use a cover.
6. How often do you get diareah or constipated? I get diarrhea occasionally and rarely constipated.
7. Do you ever leave skid marks on the bowl? Never.
8. Do you read while you are going? I usually just sit there and think.
9. Have you ever clogged up a toilet? No.
10. Do you always flush? Every time.
comments & stuffTo: Elena as always another great story it sounds like you had a good poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Katrina first welcome to the site and great set of stories you first it sounds like you had 2 pretty good poops the first one sounds like it felt pretty to get that big log out and then that nadty dump later at work it sounds like you were lucky it didnt happen anywhere else beside a toilet and lucky you didnt fart before that or you may have an accident and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Annonymous Chick first welcome to the site and great story about you trying to help your sister poop at least some came out and please post about what happened later did the rest come out and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Jas I just go there alot and good catch about seeing that womans poop leftovers.
To: Karen first welcome back and as always another great story it sounds like you were having the day from hell stomach bugs are no fun at all at least you didnt have any accidents and im glad your feeling better now and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sarah T as always another great story it sucks that you had an accident but at least your friends were there to help you out they are friends especialy Stacy for helping you get home and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: CuteeGirl first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had the night from hell at least your boyfriend was there to help you out it shows how much he cares about you and I hope your feeling better now and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Ruby as always another great story it sounds like you had a great birthday poop and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend both had pretty good poops and it sounds like she really had to go alot to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Alicia as always another great story it sounds like your cousin Scarlette had a great poop and really had to go alot and I bet she felt great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Shortie as always another great story and that sucks you got a stomach virus it sounds like it hit you hard hopefuly you kept yourself hydrated so you didnt get dehydrated and I hope you feel better soon and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty great poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Stevie as always another great story at least you made it to the bathroom without having a full blown accident which is good and it sounds like you really had to go to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now and for some reason my post from yesterday ended up at the end of the last update before this one so its there.
Sincerly Brandon T
Ps. I love this site
Annie, if you have an urge, but it is stuck, try an enema. Yoga can help get the train moving. Try eating a lot of ???? and high fiber things and drink more water. You also might want to try senna laxative. That does it for me. Take them in the morning so you can go when it hits you.
To Singapoean guy and The Crank
Haha hey there bros, there are more singaporeans lurking here , netziche and jumpz and also myself. I've been here since 2009, welcome aboard singaporean guy :)
17 / 18 wet patchhey all, does anybody else do this or witness this, I work with a guy at work who is 17 or 18, almost every time i work with him he will at some point say, " I need the loo" and go off to the toilet and I have been noticing that when ever he says this he has a wet patch on the front of his trousers, sometimes it looks like he has dribbled a little down the inside of this leg, he is very slim and his trousers quite baggy but I am sure he is leaking a little before he goes. Let me know
First post!Hey guys! I've never posted here before, but I've been reading for about a year and I love it. I also had a different experience today, and I felt like sharing it.
I'm 17, a junior at my high school. My poops have never been regular, so oftentimes I'm caught off guard and need to poop at school. Today was one of those days. I felt my stomach churn while I was sitting in class, and I knew I had to get to the toilet as soon as possible. However, my teacher doesn't let us go since the class is right before lunch and she claims we can just go then. I was forced to sit there with my belly grumbling and a turd threatening to come out. Normally I don't mind getting my underwear messy, but I was wearing a thong and knew I'd be in for trouble if a turd came out and landed in my skinny jeans. I let out a silent fart, and it ended up making the class smell terrible :( I'm pretty well known at school, so I acted like I didn't know where it came from.
Finally, the bell rang. I sprinted down the stairs and found the most private bathroom I could: all the way at the end of the foreign language hall. I went in the last stall for maximum privacy, pulled down my jeans, and sat down. Mushy, pudding-like poo flowed out of me, and I groaned with relief. I squirted out a bit more, and it splashed into the toilet. I was shaking. I leaned back to rest when I heard a girl in heels walk in and sit down in the stall next to me. Awkward silence, and then I heard a little grunt followed by poo crackling. Splash. More crackling. Splash.
I felt another wave hit me, and more poo flooded out of my ass. The girl was silent, and I don't think she had known I was there. I knew she had been holding it when suddenly, numerous pieces of poop splashed into her toilet. A huge fart echoed immediately after, and she sighed. She quickly wiped and went to wash her hands, so I did the same.
We have two sinks beside each other, and as I washed my hands I noticed she was blushing to the point where her face was bright red. She had pretty, long blonde hair that I envied and she wore a dress that I recognized as being very expensive. I smiled the cute girl, and she blushed harder and looked away. She left without even drying her hands. I felt so bad for her, but I guess she doesn't poop in public often! :/
57th Story (Live)So it's late and I just got an urge to poo. Like usual I'm just wearing blue panties and a shirt because I'm going to sleep soon and there's nothing beter then a good poop before that. But also today in school we were reading student made children stories and the one I got had one page with a boy sitting on the toilet (nothing shown) and reading a book that had to do with the story. Anyways I thought that was funny and weird. Sitting on my bathroom toilet now. For anyone who hasn't read past stories I'll try to re-explain things. Basically I sit with my feet close to the toilet withe my knees touching but lower legs slightly appart. I almost always pull my bottoms to my knee area and rest my arms on my knees or on my lower belly. I lean slightly as well. I enjoy the feeling of sitting on the toilet and about to poop so I like to stretch it out as long as I can. 3 minutes have passed and I'm slowly pushing. This always feels good when I have my usual soft, smooth and mostly thick poops. We got a large rack for toilet paper so we don't run out because before it was under the sink which isn't reachable from the toilet. Just farted really loud. Peeing a little. Pooped a 7" poo. Wiped my front and bum. Flushed. Anyways that felt good before bed, although I prefer it happening in the morning because it makes me less stressed. See you later.
Constipated :(Hey y'all it's me beth again I still havent gone to the bathroom and it's been like three weeks its very painful if y'all know something that will help I already took a laxative didn't work at all Well since I'm constipated I will tell you a story
Ok so this happened around a month agao I hadn't been feeling good all day that day at around 5 my boss told me we had a meeting so went to the meeting I was sitting there and I got a terrible cramp I had to ignore it so another 20 minutes went by my stomach was in knots and it started to make noises my co worker who was next to me asked if I was ok beacuse I was like doubled over in pain holding my stomach I just nodded . I let a fart slip it was a quiet one and out came some crap it felt mushy with chunks in it . I just sat there it started to smell not bad just like if someone farted. Finally we took a break . Luckily I had pants on so it Just stayed in my pants I went over to my boss told her I wasn't feeling well she told me I could go home so I did but I didn't go to the bathroom before I left stupid me . I was not even close to being home when I go another cramp I was driving in a wooded area so I pulled over I hot out and went behind a tree I pulled off my pants put my panties somewhere and i pushed and liquid came out not poop just liquid I squatted for about five minutes pooping liquid. Then I put my pants back on not putting my underwear on beacuse they were a mess . I then started back home I was almost home actually waking through the door my husband was sitting there and I farted and poop came gushing out it came out of my pants and on the floor it was gross . My husband rushed over to me helped me in the bathroom were I exploded some more . It was horriable my bathroom smelled like bad eggs for the next day or so
Thursday, November 01, 2012