To Sara NC and Other NewsSara, I totally admit that I get skidmarks in my panties. In fact, I don't bother with fancy or expensive panties because I'll just stain them anyway, wether it's pee dribbles or poo smear, it's gonna happen. I wear common cotton ones because they can handle a fairly serious skidmark or small amounts of really-gotta-go leaked pee. When I do my laundry it's rare to see a pair that I didn't stain. Some people are lucky to have an easy time keeping clean, then there are those of us who just can't no matter what. It's a normal part of life and no big deal, especially considering most people bathe more than once daily. That's how I look at it: I'm never more than half a day away from a bath or shower, so why should I care if there's some poo left on my butt for a few hours? It's not like you're walking around having pooped your pants! It's a small amount of poo that wasn't completely removed by wiping, or left over from having pooped when you couldn't wipe, or didn't have time to wipe, or even just plain didn't feel like wiping. (all of these things apply to me at different times) The main consequence of getting skidmarks is that you'll have worn panties that actually smell dirty, but they do wash out completely. Well of course the other consequence is that if you sit down to pee later on and look down, you'll see the brown mark proudly staring back up at you. And if you get into a romantic situation your partner might get a whiff of your stinky butt, but I think most men secretly like it. More than once I've been told it's hot that I had skidmark and wasn't embarrased by it. Which brings me to my next topic...
I just found out that I'm pregnant for the first time! In the last few days, I noticed that my pee began to drastically change in odor. It went from being barely noticeable to very strong and musky smelling. It was enough that I began to get suspicious I might be pregnant, so today I bought a test and indeed I am! I'm 40 years old so you can imagine this is quite a shock to me, but I'm very happy about it. My decade-younger boyfriend (the one who thinks it's hot that I can have a skidmark and not care) seems quite proud. Based on what I've read on here, I can expect being pregnant to significantly affect my bladder and bowels, so I'll be sure to report on what the changs are. Do any of the women out there have any advice for this mother to be?
Also, I think it's really awful that people are picking on Lauren. I enjoy reading her posts and don't think there's anything wrong with her approach to peeing concerning her children. When I was a young girl I used to pee in unusual ways and places and my mother just tossed it off as part of childhood to be curious about toilet matters. More than once when I was squirming on a long drive I would be given a beach towel to sit on and pee into...and I'm now a well-adjusted adult. It's OK to be curious.
Down by the riverHey all
Not written recently as there's been nothing to write about!
Today, though, was very warm around here. I went out for a walk down a local path, which follows a river. It's popular with dog-walkers, cyclists and the like. I had to stop halfway to relieve myself in the bushes after a quantity of water earlier!
Further down, the pathway narrows and there are bushes either side. I came around a bend and found a girl of about 14 standing at the side of the path looking into the bushes. She squeaked when she noticed me, and motioned to somebody in the bushes. A voice replied "I can't, I'm still going!". As I approached I saw another teenage girl, with her shorts and pink knickers pulled down, squatting in the bush, peeing furiously onto the dry ground. I continued along the path. About half an hour I was walking back and at the same point there was a large damp puddle still, and a pair of pink knickers complete with wet patch. I guess the girl absolutely had to go there and then and was starting to wet as she did.
Abbie, Emma, Leanne - come back! your stories are missed!
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Hello. It's Ebony, aka, Mrs. Toilet Trooper here with some replies, comments, and survey answers.
To Ryan: I am happy to hear that you loved my story "Shitting Olympics." However, to answer your question, my friends Helen and Tammy, especially Tammy, are open to many things that even include shitting contests. However, ever since I graduated, I don't hang out with them as often as I used to. Instead, I often hang out with my sister Coco, and best friends Amy, Sharon, and Jalisa. They're open too, especially Amy, as evident in my story "2 Girls, 1 Mirror" on page 2201. However, I am not sure if they would have any shitting contests though. I'll have to find out one day. Nevertheless, if another "event" happens, I definitely will post it, so stay tuned.
To Gatorade: I enjoyed reading your stories. They were entertaining, especially the outdoor buddy dump. To answer your question, those latrines sound very strange. Although, I would not say that they would be illegal. They still seem harmless and the privacy problem could be easily solved.
To Stevie: I recommend keeping a bucket with you at all times and sit on the toilet whenever you have to vomit. Then, you can throw up in the bucket and shit in the toilet instead of going in your rubber panties.
Miss D's Survey
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all?
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
-No. I am actually quite the expert at holding in my bowels regardless of the shituation. However, holding in my piss is another story.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
-I did actually, but it was before I began kindergarten. Although it was a very long time ago, I still remember it almost well. Back in Kingston about 15 or 16 years ago, I remember that, around that time, I used to love pushing those little kiddy carts and pretend that I was shopping when shopping with my mum in Hi-Lo. However, I passed gas when no one was paying attention, but I accidentally messed my pants. Afraid to tell my mum, she instantly noticed the horrible odour at the checkout counter, so I told her what happened. I remember her cleaning me off in the latrine on that baby-changing table, and a lady even walked into the latrine and commented on my accident. I forgot exactly what she said though, something like, "Uh-oh. It looks like someone had an accident." I remember having to leave the store in some pull-ups for the time being. When you're that young, the shituation is not as awkward like it might sound.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
-Yes. I didn't always used to be lactose intolerant. However, during Thanksgiving in 2006, I learned about my newfound lactose intolerance after having some milk, cookies, and ice cream for dessert. I destroyed the toilet a few minutes after consumption, much to my sister Coco's humour.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom?
-No. I don't get embarrassed in public latrines.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
-I rather have watery diarrhoea because, although it's annoying, it's not painful like constipation is.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
-Between each trip to the latrine, I feel like I have to empty my ass and bladder really badly.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
-I had diarrhoea frequently in high school due to my pregnancies. I attend college online at home. It makes it easier to take care of my kids this way.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work?
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner?
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
-Diary, fruits, especially apples/apple juice, any juice from the brand "Juicy Juice," and prunes/prune juice normally give me diarrhoea.
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through?
-I let it all flow through.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you?
-Yes it does.
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble?
-I feel comfortable telling my family members and best friends.
16. Have you ever take too mant laxatives?
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane?
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming?
-I can't swim.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop?
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squits?
toilets at medicine school :)hi there! it's been a while since I posted in here ^^ I was trying to remember some nice dumps I have taken on public toilets but I only remembered one D: D: haha, anyway I'm going to post it here but first, let me tell you that i have seen the most...exciting toilets in the campus of my unversity and already have a nice story(as you remember I live in Mexico, i'm 17 years old and I'm studying medicine :D)
I'm a first year in here, so is kinda weird for me to stay the whole day at school (I enter a 7am ang go out at 5pm or 7pm in some cases) and of course some days I feel like having a dump in one of the toilets, but...THEY ARE ALWAYS BUSY! and even though I like hearing or seeing other people pooping, I'm just to shy to myself so I have never ever do it since I enter here...maybe I won't do it anyday unless it's an emergency...but well today I was with a friend in a builiding, which is on the opposite side of where I usually take classes, and I was sooo desperate to pee! she was doing some paper work and she was going to be a while in there so I just ran to the nearest toilets and when I went in I was fascinated! it was empty! perfectly clean and have this...white doors which showed shadows, it only had six stalls, four of them were in the oppisite site (so litterally you would be sitting backwards to the ones in the front, and two more facing the back ones. Well I was more desperate to pee than anything else so I quickly grabbed some TP and run to the ones in the back, pulled my skinny jeans and sexy cheekys to my knees and began to pee a long fluid stream, I was completly alone so I didn't mind to let the pee do noise, when I was wiping some girl entered in the bathroom so I waited a little bit (I was still sitting) I heard the rustle of her clothes a sigh and pee flowing out, suddenly I FARTED!it wasn't loud or stinky but i was so embarrased D: I was expecting for her to giggle, but suddenly a HUGE! fart echoed in the bathroom and a massive splash after that, she sighed again and said "sorry...when I have to go I have to go...but you're pooping to so it doesn't matter" and I was dumbfounded...I wanted to shit with her but couldn't so I just flushed the toilets and went out, I was slightly turned on when I was on my way to wash my hands (the sinks are just in front of the first two toilets) I saw her shadow through the door, and it has a partition so I can see perfectly her feet, she was leaning to the front, tip-toeing,I started to act the most normally I could and washed my hands and checked my make up, I could hear her sighing once in a while and then another huge "plop" was heard, to this time I was completly turned on, I had to escape from that toilet because it was stinking awfully, after a while I was sitting in bench waiting for my friend when the girl came out, she looked at me and smiled a bit, I remembered what have happened in there so I felt turned on again XD
Hope you have liked my history, and sorry if in some parts you can't understand, my english is not that good D: next time I will come with the first story I mentioned and maybe some other experiences :)
Don't think of me as a freak because I get turned on by other people shitting :/
Hope to see more nice stories in here ^^
Couple of stories for you all today!
Mrs Toilet Trooper- I love your entertaining stories! They're great, keep them coming!
Ashley- lots of fun with your friend by the sound of it! I enjoyed your story too- looking forward to the final part!
I did a bit of shopping on Saturday and while I was out I had to do a poo, my first in nearly a week. I was in large store and I thought they'd have a ladies room so I looked for it. I found it in the corner but it was a single-occupancy one and someone was in there. There was also a woman in her early 30s waiting. She was about my height with a nice body and shoulder-length dark-brown hair, and like me she was waiting there because she needed to take care of her number two.
I had a strong urge but not urgent yet, and the other woman probably needed to go worse than I did- she kept checking her phone and seemed in a bit of a hurry. Whoever was in the loo was taking their time. Every so often there was a plop so she must have been constipated. After a minute or so the other woman happened to look my way and we acknowledged each other with a wry smile- both in the same boat! I had to go soon and so did she.
After five minutes had passed I was getting quite desperate. I had a lot of poo to come out. We waited a few more minutes and then the toilet flushed and a woman came out. The woman who was waiting went in and locked it. I heard her put her bags down and quickly undo her clothes and sit on the loo. Very quickly I heard three loud plops and then a two-second fart. She must have felt much better already! She wasn't done though. I heard her push out another 5 pieces of poo and do a few more farts. After about 5 minutes she had done her poo and I heard her start to tear off paper and wipe herself. She pulled of 6 lots of paper- messy poo or wiping front and back well I don't know! She came out and we exchanged another brief smile and I went in. I could smell her poo but it wasn't very strong and the toilet was clean. I sat down and two logs slid out easily enough. I had to push a bit for the rest- eight pieces of poo followed of various sizes. I did a wee too and was done in under ten minutes. When I came out there was nobody waiting- good job nobody had been queuing behind me or they'd have been waiting for nearly half an hour!
Today I was out again, at the doctors to get a prescription and an eye test at the opticians there. I'd eaten lunch and while I was having my test I started to need to poo. When it was done I went to get the prescription and then on to the ladies' where I had to take care of business. I took a seat and pushed out a few logs into the bowl. A woman came hurrying into the cubicle next to me, pulled up her skirt and sat. Immediately she started to wee strongly and loudly. She weed for about 45 seconds in all. I came out at the same time as her- she was about 30 too and looked relieved to have an empty bladder!
Miss D's survey;
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? No, I get some warning even if it's only seconds.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? Only when I was a kid.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea? Yes- I can't hold a regular poo for that long so I have to hurry with diarrhea!
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead? No- came close before though!
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday? Luckily no.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom? No more embarrassing than that is anyway!
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated? I often am quite constipated so I'll say stick with what I know!
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom? Not great!
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college? At school a couple of times and fairly often at university.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? No but I have been desperate for a normal poo at work.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? I'm single right now but not in the past no!
12. What normally gives you diarrhea? Spicy stuff and too much cheese,
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? Same as Miss D- at home I just suffer it, if I have 6to go out I take immodium.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you? Of course!
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble? Best friends, boyfriend, my mum...that's all!
16. Have you ever take too mant laxatives? No
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? No, just regular poos.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? Nope
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? Not when it's diarrhea- I usually feel really bloated still.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squits? Yes, a lot!
First poop of the dayGood morning everyone, I'm up on a Monday morning, I just poured out a cup full of pee that I had used last night to pee in. The urine was a light yellow in color and didn't smell too much, not even a hint of alcohol since I had beer last night. I put the cup back in room and got my toothbrush and toothpaste to brush my teeth. I finished brushing my teeth and put the toothpaste and toothbrush back in my room, I felt nmy bowels starting to move and about to take a dump in my boxer shorts that I sleep in which is really rare that I have a bowel movement as soon as I get up in the morning, usually coffee gets things moving. I made it to the bathroom, took off my boxers and sat on the toilet. Immediately the turds started to come out with ease. This a rare phenomenon for me, as the turds were coming out I can smell the hint of Sunday's dinner which was stew with meatballs. Wipe using toilet paper put on my boxers, washed my hands and grabbed me some cup of coffee and right this report.
Lauren: You're welcome, it's nice to know that parents are supportive of their children instead of scolding them for exploring the things that makes them happy.
Mrs. Toilet Trooper: Thank you for your reply and for the paper chaser story. It sucks not having either kind of paper, but especially they paper that comes on a roll when you need to wipe, not good, LOL! Well as always keep up the posts. Thanks.
kerri: Yeah that sucks! At least your doctor was able to assist.
Well I got to go and go round two on the pot. So have a great day.
Monday, August 20, 2012
The Art of The Buddy PoopSorry I haven't posted for a while. Hockey is on hiatus right now, and I haven't had much to say.
Well, the other day I was taking a large dump. It was a lonely dump, in a public bathroom, with a vacant stall to my left. I found myself wishing I had somebody to talk to. There's nothing like pooping a squat and relaxing for a good ol' Jay Bouwmeester, with a lad next door to chirp with. That's where I got the idea to make this post.
The buddy poop is an extremely integral part of any legit hockey club. There is a reason that one of the first things you hear when you get to the road barn is "Hey lads I gotta go drop one, anyone down for a buddy poop?" Like clockwork, 3 or 4 teammates are ready to join you in this righteous bonding experience. Granted, this could cause an issue, as the number of toilets vs. the number of buddies might not be even.
Once it gets strategically decided who the odd buddy out is, the lads all embark on their mission. What happens during a buddy poop is a thing of beauty. There is certainly no embarrassment in any stall. If Sully's stall sounds like a war zone, Joey is right next door rooting him on. Even if Joey's dump is about as weak as a 4th grader's. During the poop, the lads will talk about whatever they please, from American politics to the new graphic on the Natty Light can. Generally, everyone always throws in a fat Brian ???? to get the dung a-flowin. Nothin like a ripper to get those bowels moving.
Next, I'd like to touch on the cardinal rule of the buddy poop: Never leave a buddy behind. If you finish your dump, and you hear your buddy still firing away, DO NOT START WIPING. The last thing you want to do is make a buddy feel rushed during a shit. Sit down and relax, maybe get the heavy stuff off if need be. Walk in as a team, walk out as a team. This is why the buddy flush is generally in beautiful unison.
Before I retire, I'd like to recollect my first ever exposure to the buddy poop. Junior year or high school, school ended at 2:30 and practice didn't start until 4:30. Most of the lads would just go straight to the rink and order a pizza or something and hang out until the locker room got open at about 4. While waiting for the pizza, guess what happened? A buddy poop. Or a group poop. This was perfect too, because our barn had 10 stalls. No one was ever left behind. It became such a tradition, that every one of us had our own designated stall that we dumped in every single time. A true thing of beauty.
So next time you think about how pooping should be a private thing, remember the hockey player, sitting in the stall with a fat salse in the bottom lip, trying to outfart his teammate the next stall over, chirping about how uncomfortable the middle-aged guy that just came in to take a quick piss is at the fact that 2 dudes are shitting and talking, just having an all out amazing bonding experience.
I'm gonna try to get an interview with a W&J Defect here soon.
You do not mention the girls ages or looks. Her looks do not matter to you, but might be important to Jagger. She may be cute as a button but a lot of cute girls have self-image issues. They see themselves as "plain Jane" or worse and their greatest fear is that others will see and agree.
Talk to her again. Acknowledge you wanted her to pee outside...and she did. Ask her why peeing her pants is acceptable but getting her clothing out of the way while peeing is not. Tell her you want to understand.
If she will not or can not explain this, try to compromise. Suggest she wear a dress or skirt on these outdoor hikes. When she needs to go, she can straddle a clump of grass and reach up her dress/skirt and just pull the panties aside...if pulling the panties aside is not acceptable, straddle the clump of grass and just panties get wet.
ResponsesThank you to Brandon and Mr. Clogs for your nice comments about my last post. That being said, I do not appreciate some of the more hostile ones. To the unnamed poster that asked why I care if my daughter wet her pants: you conoletley missed the point of my story. First off, never once did I say I cared. I let my girls explore whatever they happen to enjoy. Jagger does not like having wet pants. She was embarrassed which is why she said nothing about it. I cared that she held her pee all day and was uncomfortable. I did not want to put her in that situation and no I am not likely to take her hiking again. I do not appreciate the rude comments I recieced and if my posts will be met with nastiness I do not want to continue posting on this site.
bad constipationhi im new here but have been reading posts and this is my story.
so to get you guys up to date i havent pooed in days and today i did. today i had just gotten home and i felt it coming so i ran to the bathroom. my bathroom is really small and so is my toilet. so i sat don with my panties and capris to my ankles. i oushed and grunted for a good 6 min and could feel my anus widening finnaly a small turd came out i pushed for a nother half hour and then a huge log came out. i still have mor in me but it wont come out so i just have to take laxatives and wait
18th StorySo today my mom came back from her trip and she picked me up from Emily's after lunch. Our family was going to go over to there friends house for dinner. We stopped at the grocery store to get ingredients for a salad. In the store I realized I had to have a poop. I could wait until I got there. We got stuck in some traffic so it took awhile to get there. I could feel the pressure in my bum. We went inside and got comfortable for a bit until I go off to the bathroom. I started peeing and I hear a knock on the door and it's my brother. I say I'm busy and he said he will use another bathroom. I relax for 2 minutes and then I hear another knock. I think what now! Now it's my mom. I say I'm busy and she asks what I'm doing. I'm trying to just relax and everyone is bugging me I say I'm going poo! She leaves and my mom talks about everything so she says oh she is in there going poop! Everyone giggled. I think alright then. Anyways I pushed out a 7" poop. I wiped right away unlike usual and flushed. See you later.
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Good evening. It's Ebony here with some quick replies before I head to sleep.
To Just a guy: Thank you for enjoying my last story and congratulating my win.
To ZenMac: Thank you for enjoying my story. It was quite fun seeing how I never did anything like that before. To answer your question, shitting contests are not what I do on many occasions. I usually do a number two alone.
To Mr: Clogs: Thank you for enjoying my last story. However, the stalls weren't doorless, but rather the latrine itself. It was more of a "walkway" type latrine rather than one with doors. I don't think I am going to have anymore shitting contest stories due to the fact that it rarely happens with me, but if I do, you know I'm going to share it. Keep posted.
To Brandon T: Thank you for enjoying my story and congratulating my win. I agree with you that competitive shitting should be an Olympic event. I'd definitely watch that just for the shits and giggles, no pun intended.
Buddy Poop + first post!Hi everyone, ive been reading the site for a few weeks now and I wanted to introduce myself. I will refer to myself here as Gatorade, and I am a 16 year old guy who enjoys the stuff on this site. The reason I found this site was because a few weeks ago I had my first "buddy poop" with my friend, and I really liked it. So I searched it on the internet, and found this site. I'll tell the story of my buddy poop.
It was with my best friend, Jason, who is my same age. We've known each other forever and have always openly discussed the bathroom, but never witnessed anything besides peeing in the woods. But about a month ago we went for a late night walk in the woods we were so bored. We go by a lake and look for snapping turtles in the forest. Well we were just talking and walking around the woods when I felt like I needed to take a dump really bad. I told Jason "Dude I really gotta take a dump." He said "I've had to poop since we left the house" and laughed. I said we were pretty far from our bikes, and the ride home wasn't so short either. He commented on how this was a bad situation, laughing. I said "Well we're in nature's biggest bathroom!" and Jason said "I'm literally really close to actually be just going on the ground here". I was surprised and said "I'd do it, I'd rather shit outside than shit myself." We kept walking hoping to find a nice spot, and my shit was growing very serious, and I could tell I had to go way worse than Jay. Finally I felt a gurgle in my stomach and the pressure moved farther down my stomach, and I knew it wasn't going to be pretty. I told Jay that it was an emergency and we quickly found a fallen tree log, that was a good thickness to sit on far back enough to poop over. I was quick to pull down my shorts, but Jay moved the leaves and stuff to clear a spot where our poop would fall. I asked him why and he said "So we can see our masterpieces!" He pulled down his shorts and sat down next to me, maybe five or six inches to my left, and we both shined our cell phone lights at ourselves. I immediately released my turd and a soft and slimy snake fell onto the dirt. It felt great and I sighed. I looked and saw Jay pushing and a hard turd was slowly falling. It fell and hit the dirt hard. I felt the next wave coming out and some very mushy muddy poop dumped out of me, I would consider it diarrhea, but not the super watery kind. It made nasty noises and Jay made a face at me. I laughed and said sorry, he asked me how we were supposed to pee like this. I said to just aim and go, and when he started peeing I could see it hit his shorts which were at his ankles. He stopped his pee quickly and cursed, and pulled his shorts off and set them down next to us, and kept peeing. This made me have to pee, so I took his advice and took off my shorts to pee. This was no big deal, we constantly saw each other naked, and have even skinny dipped in that lake together. After Jay pushed out one more really rocky turd, we sat like that and talked for a few minutes. I said that it was pretty cool to poop together, and Jason agreed. He said it would be cool to do it with a girl. I was also thinking that, and I hope a girl is cool enough to do that with us. We both didn't wipe until we got home, and I was especially uncomfortable from my diarrhea. I wouldn't have made it all the way home thoough lol.
So I enjoyed buddy pooping and Jay said we should poop together more often. I hope you guys liked my first story, sorry it was long haha. I'll post again soon!
My friend and his family took me on a short trip with them down south to Florida. He was going to some baseball camp and I was invited to just hang out. We are both 15 year old guys also. He left for baseball camp at like 7 a.m. every day and I was on my own until about 2 when he got back. Since we were right at the shore I spent that time at the beach, and I honestly don't even know what his parents did all day. Anyways since they were up so early in the morning I would usually just go to the beach then. It was pretty boring. But one day at the beach around 11 oclock I was swimming around and I had to poop. I hadn't pooped since home because its embarrassing to share the bathroom with another family. But I knew I would have to go and I went up to the bathrooms for the beach. I don't really mind public bathrooms, I mean that's what theyre there for. But when I walked into this one I was shocked. It was a little tiny room with only 2 sinks, 2 urinals, and 2 regular toilets, packed into this little space. It was really nasty too. The urinals had no dividers, but the worst part was the way the 2 toilets were set up. They were on opposite walls facing at each other, with the walls but no doors! Well there was only really one little wall next to each because they were up against the main bathroom wall, but no doors and facing each other? I have never seen a bathroom like this. Luckily I was the only one in there and I put a few sheets of toilet paper on the seat. I untied my bathing suit and as I was sitting down I heard people walking in. There were two people talking and I could tell they were kids, maybe my age, and I heard one say "I gotta take a mean shit". He walked to the end toilets and saw I was on one, and turned to the other. He sat right down without putting TP on the seat. My shorts and boxers were at my ankles, and he dropped his all the way too. It was most awkward because we werent wearing shirts, so basically we were butt naked. I saw the kid was about my age, long blonde hair, and pretty skinny. He looked at me and embarrassingly said "sup" to which I just nodded. Then, his friend flushed the urinal and came back to the stalls to talk to him while he shit! Now I had an audience of 2 people to watch! At that point I didnt even care so I let everything hang loose and I didnt even try to keep my shit quiet. I unloaded a few very long large logs, and I couldnt hear anything from the kid across. When it was time to wipe up I stood up and turned around and looked in the toilet. I wipe while I'm standing but squatting, and the kids just stared at me. I got a quick look at the other pooper's "package" and saw that it was a little one, so I was sure to flaunt my nice size around. I left and didnt see those kids again, and I told my friend abbout it, he laughed his ass off.
Is this type of bathroom even legal? I mean believe me there was barely enough space in there to move, and I was in arms distance from the kid on the across toilet, PLUS there was a kid standing there! It was nasty, but pretty funny! has anyone ever seen something like this?
hello everyone! Hope everyone is having a Great week! anayways i want to thank BrandonT for the kind comment! Brandon sounds like you also struck a pot of Gold by overhearing those two women in the bathroom while visiting the bookstore! its too bad that you didnt get the same kind of treatment while at the park! i hope that you get more attention like this in the near future! i cant wait to hear your next real life experience!
today iam gonna finish telling you all about my ladiesnight out with Aubrey! On friday July20th the two of us decided to go to the Grand Opening of Batman ! we had previously stopped at a really huge Mexican buffet! at 6:30pm Aubrey and i got into the car we were about to leave when Aubrey said to me " Ash i need to fart"! " i said okay let it rip!" she i told her i will turn off the air conditioner and roll up the windows! so she put her butt up in my face and within seconds she let out several foul smelling farts! then Aubrey said to me" thankyou that made a world of a difference!"! then we made our way to the movie theature ! at 7pm we arrived! at this point in time i felt a Good urge to pee ! i told Aubrey that i needed to use the ladiesroom so i started walking through the hallway and i found the sign to the bathrooms ! i opened the door and saw that the bathroom was full there were 13 stalls total! i believe that the handicap stall was down toward the middle ! i could hear sounds of woman peeing and and also sounds of woman making bowel movements as well! i also noticed other people at the sink and i also happend to hear a few giggles coming from the stalls! the bathroom had a noticable stench in the air! so i made my way toward the middle of the bathroom to find a stall to go into! i ended up taking the 7thstall! it was a normal stall! so i quickly went in and latched the door! next door on my left was a Girl who was about my age! she had on dark blue jeans and was wearing sandles! i quuckly placed myself on the bowel! i pulled down my panties all the way down! my pee stream began! it started out slowly! i bent all the way down and took a peek under the stall to see what color panties my neighbor was wearing! i could see that she was wearing light green panties ! she was crapping up a storm! meanwhile my pee stream had come to a stop i felt a small urge to poop! so i prepared my self to evacuate! i felt my butt crack began to open up the turd started making its way out! in less than 5 minutes i was completely finished! i stood up and looked at my creation the water was a golden color and there was a 5inch small turd ! this time i decided not to wipe! i just didnt feel the need! so i quickly exited the stall and left the tiolet unflushed! i made my way out to find Aubrey! she said " Ash lets order food and drink! so i went to the food concession and ordered two extra large popcorn and two extra large drinks! both i had coke to drink and Aubrey had Pepsi! then we made our way to the movie! as soon as Aubrey and i got seated the movie began! the movie theature was extremely croweded! Aubrey and i were munching away and were in the mood to pickout even more! 35 minutes into the movie Aubrey came really close to me and let a really huge burp out in my right ear! i quickly leaned over and gave her a hug and kissed her on the lips! i said " thankyou i really enjoyed that"! she said " iam glad that you liked it!" i probably will have more belches the rest of the evening!" i told her 'iam lookin forward to it"! i let out several loud burps as well! everyone kept lookin back at us! we didnt care at all! 25 minutes later we both had to use the bathroom so we exited the movie theature and made our way to the ladiesroom! when we arrived this time there werent as many people in the bathroom the air smelled fresher surprisingly! this time we both decided to take our own stalls! we looked for two clean stalls that were adjacent ! we ended up using the first two stalls! they were both regular stalls! we both went in and quickly latched the door shut! Aubrey said to me" i really need to go"! i told her i felt like i was gonna blow up the tiolet! Aubrey started laughing! we both pulled our panties all the way down! we both began peeing! Aubrey said to me " she felt like she was having an orgasmic pee"! i started laughing! we continued peeing! ! 3 minutes later the door opened and in walked two teenage girls both sounded they were only 13! one had dark brown hair and the other had black hair! they both said it " smells bad"! they ended taking the two stalls that were next to us! they both went and slammed the door shut! meanwhile Aubrey let out several farts" she said " Ash iam about to poop"! i said iam compltely done"! i grabbed tiolet paper and began wiping ! i made an extra effort to wipe by my vagina area! when i was done i placed the dirty tiolet paper in the tampoon despencer! i stood up and looked at my creation! i saw that the water was light yellow! after i was done lookin at my creation i exited the stall and without flushing! i told Aubrey take your time iam waiting by the sink! while i was standing at the sink i washed my hands! i glanced at the two stalls that were next to Aubrey! i was curious at how the two teenage girls were doing! it seemed like they were quiet! then the one right next to Aubrey let out a good fart! then the girl started giggling! at that point there was a noticable odor coming from Aubrey's stall and also from the the two stalls that were next to Aubrey's! so i continued to wait! Aubrey and the two other tennage girls were stinking up the place! Aubrey said to me" Ash iam almost done! she started wiping she commented to me and said "that she felt better after getting that waste out of her system! so we went back to the movies! overall the movie was Great! after the movie was over Aubrey and i decided to make one more visit to the ladiesroom! so we headed back to the ladiesroom for the final time! when we arrived there was a foul smell it came from toward the end of the bathroom! Aubrey and i decided to follow the smell it took us to the last two stalls! we took stall 11! we decided to share a stall for our final bathroom trip we both went in the stall Aubrey latched the door shut for us! this time i went first, i quickly sat down on the tiolet seat! i quickly began pulling my panties down i started peeing ! this time it was alot quickier! 1 minute after i began i was done! then i felt like i needed a Good shit! i quickly felt my hole opening! the first turd was starting to make its way out! then i let out a couple of farts! Aubrey said Ash could you please hurry up i really need to go! i said iam doing the best i can! 2 seconds later the door opended up and a girl who sounded like she was 10 walked in and took the stall next to me she said " i have to poop"! so she quickly walked in and latched the door shut! at this point i was completely done! i got up quickly so Aubrey could have the tiolet! she quickly sat down and pulled everything down and began peeing! less than a minute she was done! she said to me " Ash iam done! lets get out of here! we both left the toilet without flushing! the girl next to us was taking her sweet time!
the conclusion to our ladies night out will continue next time!
ps. girls of all ages leave the tiolet unflushed !
To: LaurenLauren, interesting story about Jagger's wetting. I cannot recall how old you said she was, 7 or 8? It doesn't sound like she was bothered by peeing in her pants. Perhaps she wanted to have an accident to see what it was like? Maybe the next time you go out, instead of letting her pee in the car, or trying to convince her to pee outside, you should just ask her if she would like to go in her pants instead. When I was that age, I discovered that occasionally having an "accident" (really it was on purpose) was quite fun. Sometimes I would just let a little bit out into my underwear, so I could have a little secret that only I knew.
Wide awake nightmare.I was fine when I went to bed last night but this morning was a nightmare. I woke around 2:00 this morning and soon realized I needed a place to vomit. In the past, I pooped my pants while vomiting so I grabbed a pair of rubber panties and put them on for damage control.
I was sitting on the bed about 2:20 when the vomiting started. After about five minutes I was able to lay still but not sleep until round two just after 3:00. During round two, I pooped a little. I vomited about every twenty minutes until 5:00 pooping a little more each time.
After 5:00 there was not more vomiting but the pooping continued. I was already a mess and thought the rubber panties would protect the bed, so I didn't see any reason to fight it.
Around 6:30 I realized my rubber panties had maxed out and overflowed. I had runny poop all the way up in my pubic hair and my bed was like a shallow pool of poop. My back was wet up to my armpit. I had to pull the sheet corners loose and pull them in to soak up excess liquid. I have a second sheet that I use as a blanket and also placed that under me to soak up liquid.
Covered in wet poop, I sat up on the bed and grabbed the jeans from yesterday. I had no choice but to put them and a shirt on to make my way to the shower.
My bum erupted again as I collected clean clothes to put on after showering. I walked downstairs to discover my mum in the kitchen. As I hurried across the room, I told her about the vomiting. I do not know if she realized I had a disaster in my pants.
I stepped into the shower and exploded into my panties again as I removed the now stained jeans and shirt. I stripped off my panties and hosed myself down. After rinsing myself and the tub, I sat down in the tub and began to lather. As I rinsed the soap off, one last bum explosion erupted from my bum and ran down the tub drain.
Eventually I got clean and tossed the jeans, shirt, bed sheets, pillow case, and bath towel in the laundry. I washed them twice and they are now in the dryer.
No vomit and no poop for nearly five hours. I am feeling much better.
comments & stuffTo: Heidi as always another great set of stories it sounds like youve still been having a nasty time with diarrhea and your sister hearing you and then later your cousin bugging you and agreat story about about you and your freind Emily pooping together in a way it sounds like you both had to go alot and as always i look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Nikki as always another great story it sounds like you were having were really having a nasty time and I hope you made it to the toilet and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Miss D of course I would love to hear about it I look forward to reading all your great stories thanks.
To: Nina as always another great story it sounds like your girlfriend gave you a great show and had a great poop to and you got to wipe her it sounds like your relationship is at a new level so hopefuly that means more stories like that and I look forward to them thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
bad day at the doctorsWell I was at the doctors today for an appointment and whilst sitting in the waiting room I got a sudden urge to poo so I walked to toilet and it was occupied and the stupid thing is there is only one toilet in the doctors surgery were I live so anyway I was standing waiting for the loo and my name gets called out to see the doctor so I went to the doctors office and sat down my bum cheeks were killing me then suddenly while I was talking to the doctor I started pooing in my knickers I didn't know what to do and I couldn't hide it because I was wearing leggings so I told my doctor and it didn't phase her one bit she just am I ok and walked the toilet with me and gave me some wet wipes so I cleaned myself up and had to go back in to see the doctor I felt ashamed but it was ok well that's what happened today
How often do you normally get diarrhea? Every couple weeks or so?
When you have diarrhea, what is it like? Usually starts out with a load of semi-loose shit and then just liquid the rest of the time. I'm not lumping generally loose shit in with this, like mushy stuff, because I usually have some loose shit when I take a shit along toward the end.
When you have it, how often do you have to go to the toilet? Had it recently and timed the worst part at basically every 15 minutes. Usually just a few times a day though.
Have you ever not made it to the toilet with diarhea? Yeah, a few times with bad hangovers too and once I can remember w/the stomach flu.
Have you ever witnessed someone else having diarrhea? Not directly that I can think of (I guess we're not counting feet under stalls)
Do you like diarrhea or hate it? Hate it
When you have it, do you feel empty? Most of the time, or I sit there until the rest comes out. I've felt totally empty before though and had to basically turn around and sit back down when I stood up.
When you get the urge, how long can you hold diarrhea in for? Probably 15 minutes
How do you know you're about to get diarrhea? Cramps, a bubbly churning feeling in my bowels, urge to go. Sometimes I don't get cramps, just the urge, and maybe a watery/churning feeling?
How do you refer to having diarrhea? The shits, the squirts
What's been your worst experience of having diarrhea? The time I mentioned where it was every 15 minutes and I was barely making it from my futon to the toilet a room away when the urge came. This was the stomach flu I had where I shit my pants. I knew I had to go, stood up, started walking towards the bathroom and it started with a single squirt that surprised me into relaxing my asshole and this huge diarrhea wave ran all down my boxers, pjs and legs.
Have you ever had an accident in bed when your bowels were loose? See above. Seems like it doesn't bother me when I'm sleeping, but I'll wake up and have to go right then if I've got the shits.
When you have it, do you follow trough when you fart? Seems like this is a "beer shits" thing. I don't get the urge with them like with being sick and having diarrhea,it's more of a matter of ripping a few huge farts in a row and having the last one bring out a squirt of pure liquid. After that though if I drank a lot I'll have the shits all morning. Basically the only circumstance that makes me shart bc if I know I have the shits, I don't fart.
Have you ever rung in sick from work with diarrhea? No
Have you ever had diarrhea on a date? No
Have you ever been on a date with somebody who had diarrhea? Not that I know of.
Have you ever had an interview when you had diarrhea? Yes. The urge didn't hit until it was almost over though and I held it until it was over and made a dash for a bathroom.
Christine in FL
I was watching TV when my husband came staggering into the room.
"Um... Christine... are there any paper towels?" he asked.
"Why?" I inquired.
"I uh... had an accident," he said.
He was also squirming.
I got up off the couch and went upstairs with him. There was a trail of runny diarrhea on the carpet from the middle of the hallway to the bathroom.
"I just couldn't hold it, it was hurting too much," he said.
I glanced in the bathroom. He had put his pants and underwear in the tub, and both of them were a mess too. I asked him if he was finished and he said his stomach was still hurting badly. I sat him down on the toilet and he bent forward, wrapping his arms around his belly. "Uggghhh," he groaned as a gush of liquid diarrhea spilled out of him. It was pale, almost yellow in color, and very watery. I asked him if he was finished, he shook his head no. "Uhhhhhh," he grunted again as another wave of diarrhea poured from his bottom. This one was a little thicker, but still very watery. I rubbed his back for him and told him to take his time. His ???? cramped up and he let out another moan. A few seconds later, a stream of soft serve splattered out of his bottom. I continued to rub his back; he was still having cramps.
"I can't go anymore," he murmured, "But I still feel so full."
I glanced at his belly. It looked distended and painful.
"Try," I told him. I flushed the toilet, as it was totally full of diarrhea and smelled awful.
He nodded and sat on the toilet while I went out and cleaned up the carpet. There's still a faint stain. Then, I took his clothes out of the tub. The underwear was destroyed and I tossed it out, but I put the pants in the wash. All this time, my husband had been sitting on the toilet, straining and trying to get more diarrhea out, but it wouldn't come.
I took him to bed and gave him a warm water bottle, as his stomach was still cramping. Several times throughout the day, he went to the toilet and had small bits of diarrhea, none of which gave him relief from his stomach ache.
Thanks for the replies to my last survey..i love hearing about people having upset stomachs! I have done another survey..i filled my own answers in too :)
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yeah when I'd had a vindaloos I was lying in bed feeling bloated and sick when suddenly liquid squirted into my thong so I had to jump up and dash to the toilet.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? Yes when I had a stomach bug I couldnt really control either end and just let loose from both ends simultaneously.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea? yeah..well i think e everyone does..runny stuff is much harder to keep clenched tjan solids.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead? many times cs i always forget i have diarrhea when i go to pass wind.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday? yes spain 2010..the buffet food was a bit dodgy and i spent most of my holiday on or near a toilet.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom? yes when the hot male cleaner comes in whilst i waa having burning sloppy poop every ten seconds.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated? Id like tp have diarrhea to get it all out
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom? bloated, stomach feels really loose, im usually needing the toilet and scared to fart
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college? Explain.i used to vet diarrhea all thw time at school cs my mum didnt realise i was lactose intolerant back then.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Explain. once or twice ive been serving customers and had to tell them i was sick and urgently needed the barhroom.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? loads of times, bless him!
12. What normally gives you diarrhea? Anything with dairy in it, curry etc. normally stomach bugs tbh.
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? depends..if im staying at home i let it flow out my bum but if i have somewhere to be i'd take pills.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you? yes! It upsets my boyfriend way more tho when he has it.
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble? my friends, fa. and bf if i was relly desperate id tell a stranger.
16. Have you ever take too mant laxatives? never
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? not yet
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? yeah..i had a bug and had to jump out of the pool, run to the ladies, rip my bikini bottoms down then let rip.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? usually no..i often pull my panties up then as im washing my hands i jave to hurriedly jump back on the loo becaise i'm desperate to relieve myself.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squits? all the time but the gas usually comes with a squirt of runny poo
Long overdue returnHey all,
Ryan here, back again after...wow, close to a month.
After I returned from my vacation I got caught up with things. I'll jsut say a few words / comments here, and will have a 'regular' 9pardon the pun) post by weekend.
Heidi- been loving your posts, especially the live posts. I also like the detail & description you use.
Nina: awesome post, looking forward to more!
Jenny: sounds like a big relieving poop you took. Lucky friend got to hear it!
Mrs Toilet Trooper: Loved the shitting Olympics! Are you and your friends usually that open?? Looking forward to more 'events'!
Fernanda - Wow, that was a big poop you took! Please post more!
That's about it...keep posting all! Especially the ladies.