Courtney
I've lurked around for a while now but I have a story to tell.
A year before I was at school and seriously needed to crap myself. I ran to a random bathroom not knowing if it was females or males. I ran in thinking it was female and about to let loose. I didn't lock the door because there wasn't people. Then stepped in a guy I've had a crush in since 6th grade. Sure enough he saw me crap myself contently on the toliet. He left the bathroom sure enough. It turned out it was the males bathroom. I was soooooo embarassed.
A different story was when I with my boyfriend. It was yesterday. Ever since that little adventure I haven't been able to let anyone see me crap. But that day at my boyfriends house. (His parents were gone). I told him he would be able to see me struggle to crap. A huge grin escaped his face. I led him to the bathroom. (I have been constipated for 5 days). I pulled down my pants and a huge fart exploded. I set my butt down on the toilet seat. I pulled my legs apart so he could see down. To his surprise the logs were coming out fast. There were about 6 already quite large. I thought I would scare him with a loud and nasty fart. He looked like he was going to puke. I finsished crapping. Then had a second session. There were about 9 large logs in there. It flooded the toilet and he had to unplug it. Getting his hands dirty. I still farted loudly and nastily. The smell was pretty bad when his parents came back and saw the crappy bathroom. He said it was him. We went for a walk when he said he had to crap. He went in the park it was night though so there was no one. I dug a hole for him. He barely crapped.Johnny Half-Pint
I've never flushed diapers (or nappies, as we call them here in the UK) down the toilet; but when an ex of mine and her daughter (who may or may not be my daughter, but that's another story) were staying with me, we always used to rinse her dirty nappies in the flushwater as we flushed away the contents. I didn't have a proper nappy bucket, so I used a large freezer box with a tight-fitting lid to contain the smell until they went in the washing machine.
She was actually potty-trained while staying with me: she came in nappies and went home in knickers. Which is kind of an achievement, I suppose.Jen
BUBBLE BUTT: Survery answers ;-)
1) do you wait for the urge to naturally occur or do you have a way of forcing the urge (i wait, but try to help it along)
a)if you naturally wait, how long does it normally take (a few hours)
b)if you force the urge, what do you do (drink tons and tons of water)
2)do you normally go to the toilet, pee yourself or have an exiting way to let it go when you know that you can no longer hold in your pee(i try to get to the toilet, sometimes I go in the shower afterwards)
3)do you feel any pain while holding it all in (sometimes, and when I do it's very light)
4)do spurts ever come out in your underwhere(i leak constantly, which makes me mad because i want it all to stay in me)
5)does your bladder ever get weak afterwards, for how long (not really)
6)do you ever have to poo while holding, do you hold that in too (i have had to poo while holding it, and yeah, I hold it in too)
7)what the longest you've ever went without letting go (i'd say.... around... 8 hours?)
8)do you ever play because you had to go before but could not find a bathroom, but when you finally find one you realize that you still want to hold it in longer (I do that tons! But of course, by the time im absolutely DESPERATE and about to pee myself, I can't find a bathroom -.-)
I normally does tons of things to make the game last longer, like sit on my heel, rock back and forth, hold myself, squeeze/cross my legs a lot, dance (hop from foot to foot is more like it), and do whatever I can. Recently, I've been going in a small bottle (59ML/2Fliud ounces) and only allowing myself to pee when im bursting and only a small amount into the bottle. It's helping my very small bladder grow. A good skill for my future years of life ^_^
Sunday, June 17, 2007
BigPhil
Hey everyone, hope you're all well! Oh my God, it nearly happened again! I very nearly royally soiled my shorts this morning. I had been out the night before because my friend Carys was having a leaving party (she's going to work on a campsite in France for the summer!) at my other friends, Jenny and Ricki's flat. As per usual, I drank far too much and got to bed way too late. I only got 3 hours sleep, as I had to work at 8 this morning. When I did wake up, I had a case of the 'Beer Farts' (a pre warning to
the 'Beer Shits'), you all know the ones I mean, I feel sure. Those nasty warm, wet, rumbling farts, where each one could potentially spell disaster for your underwear. Anyway, while I was having my morning coffee, I let out a nasty, very long and violent fart. It smelt vile, like something had crawled up my arse and died! I really wasn't paying much attention to my bowels though, as I was still extremely tired! As I was finishing my coffee, I released another one of these rotten farts, that just went on & on. At the end of this fart, it kind of woke me up a bit, as I could feel liquidy poo inside me. Another fart crept out of my bum not long after. With it, a tiny piece of semi soft poo plopped into my shorts. I do mean tiny though, thankfully, probably the size of a pebble. I took this as my cue to go to the toilet, and, as such, vacated my room urgently. I raced into the bathroom, tore my shorts off and defecated violently on and off for about 10 minutes. It was such a relief getting all of that mushy poo
out of me, I must say! It stank to the high Heavens, though, so once I was done on the toilet and ready to take my shower, I cranked open the bathroom window, lest I passed out from the smell! Bye All, Keep Well!wapiya
To: Andrea, Annie, and Karen,
I managed to catch Andrea's recent post, (don't have my own internet access at the moment, and thought I'd post what I've learned from 30 years as a plumber before I got out of the business. First, NO toilet is made to take diapers, regardless of the brand or what they may show on their website. Some of the good ones will take them some times, but you will end up with a clogged toilet before long. Actually the old style toilets that are not the water saver types are the best and a 1950s or 60s Kohler is the best. Of the modern toilets the best for resisting getting clogged is a Universal-Rundle. This is my opinion but it is based on my experience with testing toilets I had had to unclog. To be sure I have the clog removed I'll flush a shop towel with a string tied to one corner so that I can pull it back when it goes through. The bulk of the towel is less than that of a diaper and by keeping a little tension on the string it twists and stretches as it goes down. A diaper doesn't due that. If you insist on flushing diapers, forget using a plunger and get yourself a Ridged, (brand name), closet auger, a snake in a tube designed just for removing clogs from toilets. Best bet, through the disposable diapers in the trash. There are things that can be done to make it such that any diaper can go through the plumbing but no single appliance can do it, you need an imaginative plumber that can combine the proper components.
Did anyone see the Real World Denver, The Shit They Should Have Shown Special? It is loaded with bathroom related stuff and has the complete expaination for the scene with Colie peeing and pooping in the envelope and Brooke being neurotic about pooping.
Also try clicking on Jo the plumber several times or trying to flush objects that won't go down.Vincene
My name is Vincene. I'm 15. I started high school this year in a new city and new school. For the first time in my life, I thought going to the bathroom at school really sucked. With more than 2,500 students in my new school, the bathrooms are really crowded. At my old school on the wall of the stalls they had these toilet seat cover dispensers and I always took one to put down on the seat. At my new school, most of the girls think nothing of sitting directly on the seat. I poop in the early morning usually right after I arrive at school and need to pee around lunch time and right after school. I just don't like sitting directly on the toilet seat, but most of the other girls seem to think nothing of it. Sometimes there is urine on the seat and I will use another stall. However, when I come out and go to wash my hands, another student is in there and on the stool. I remember mentioning missing the paper toilet seat liners to a girl in my history class and she remarked that she thought only "old ladies used them". I'm sitting down to pee and poop, but unlike my friends, I'm sure not liking it!Victor
This story happened when I was in college.I was drinking in my best friends dorm room(my own dorm was 20 minutes away) I left to go back to my dorm. Mind you, I didn't take a piss before I left. Didn't really have to. About halfway back I had to pee like a racehorse all of a sudden. Never before or since ,have I had to pee so bad, so quickly. Like I said earlier I was only halfway back to my own dorm. Let me reiterate I HAD TO PISS SO FREAKIN' BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My college was in a rural area and very open and spacious.There was no hidden place to piss. Like anybody who has ever been in a desperate pee situation, you know how bad it gets near the breaking point. No way in hell could I make it back to my own dorm.I had reached the dreaded "panic point". I had about a minute left before I pissed my pants. I saw a tree, which gave me the best privacy I could hope for. I pulled out my dick and let the piss fly. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, sweet relief. Luckily no one saw me and I avoided wetting my khakis. I would love to hear stories from guys who have had similiar situations and stories.does anyone remember a story around page 1430 (I think) written by a guy about how his girl friend pooped her pants at the fair? It was very well written and very interesting because she did it on purpose so she could stay to watch an event. Just wondered if someone knew where I could find it. Thanks!
Relyet
Another of my stories, this one of an accident in my pants. i spent a few houre before drinking as much water as i could, and had already made sure i would need to shit at the same time. i left my house already feeling ready to piss myself right there, but held everything in and walked to a park nearby, which was mostly empty now. i was in a clearing when i lost it. i fell to my knees and grunted, feeling my front and legs just flood with the piss, watching a puddle grow under me, at the same time a felt the seat of my panties ballooning out behind me as a log began to fill them. the whole thing took two minutes but it felt like forever, i finaly stood up and feelt the mess shift in my pants. i walked home, not in any hurry at all, and even waited around my house a little until washing up. it was a great experiance. if you guys haveany requests let me know, bye bye!Isabella P
Hi,
I find myself to be alot like megan. I too love to pee in places i shouldn't. I am 15 years old with blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyways i enjoy peeing on the floor. one time when i was like 8 my dad went to his friends house and i came along..his friend had daughters and one was like 4. when she was asleep in her room i went and peed on the floor. I also enjoy peeing on the display beds in walmart and places like that. i love peeing in public it's so much fun. anyone else like peeing in weird places?
Karli
Heeyy everyone! I want to tell you a very funny story that happend to me last weekend. Alright, I felt an urge to take a poo. My friend was over and I said Mallory** I'll be right back I have to take a poop. She said "ok" My dad or brother or any male source uses the up stairs bathroom. So i went there. I walked in and my butt fell right into the toilet. The toilet seat was up! my butt was soaked! Mallory came up and started to laugh at me. Then I started to laugh. We still talk about it
**Not my real friends name:)
Hope you enjoyed!
*~KarliQueen of wide poops
I had a very nice bm just now. I placed a bunch of paper towels on the floor, and a mirror in front of them. I squatted low, so that my butt almost touched the floor. I have been constipated for about 5 days now, so it felt really good to have a nice poop just now. I am 14 years old, very slim, brunette ect....
ok, so anyway, I strained a little to get started, I looked into the mirror and saw the tip of my poop emerging out. It was very dark, almost blackish. I pushed a little harder, but I had to strain a lot. so I grunted and held onto the side of my bathtub as the poop slowly crackled out. The texture was very bumpy, and cracked. I realized that my turd already was touching the paper towels, so I strained very hard, and went onto the balls of my feet as I was squatting, so that my poop would have more room. My poopy was about 2 inches wide, and 5 inches long so far. My feet were getting tired, so I carefully sat down, and my poop kept forcing it way out. Finally, it finished with a length of 6.5 inches long and 2 inches wide. I quickly sat down on the toilet because I felt a long soft poop emerging next. My sister came into the bathroom while I was pooping my second turd. She is 17 years old. We always watch eachother poop, so it didn't bother me. She saw the first poop on the floor, and said "wait, I'll be right back". My second turd hit the water, and made a soft splash. Then, my third turd started coming out, I actually needed to push hard for this one. I looked in between my legs as it was coming out. It was hard and shiny, and very long, but surprisingly, not think, maybe about 1 inch wide. As it was slowly crackleing towards the surface of the water, my sister came back in. She squatted over the turd on the floor, and started to poop. I watched as it slid out with ease. It was a very light brown color, and super long. We get our turd sizes from my dad, who poops just like us. my 3rd poop already hit the bottom of the toilet and slowly curved around the inside of the bowl. It dropped with a light splash. My sister took the turds on the paper towel, and dropped them into the toilet. She tok a picture of the huge load made by both of us, and sent it to a website, LMAO!
so, anyway, thats my expirience
have a nice poop everyone : pHi I'm a lurker usualy but I wanted to join in and post this as Melissa reminded me of a incident a few months ago. I'm 18 round 5.4 and slim built and I work at a theme park. I had been constipated for a few days so tried this herbal tea my sister uses. Didn't do anything so off I went to work. about half way through the morning I started farting badly, sbds. no one noticed because i have to move around a lot. Then around dinner my stomach started aching, I thought I was just hungry so was happy when I got my break I started to walk to the canteen . five minutes into my ten minute walk I needed to fart so I let it slowley slip out burning my butt, then liquid poop began escaping. I froze trying to keep it in but a long loud fart came out coupled by liquid poop that ran straight down my leg. luckliy my uniforms dark blue.
The ride I was close to was closed for mantinace so I slipped behind it going down the steps as I did i filled my panites with mush. dropping out of site I pulled my pants down to a fowl smell and lots of brown mush. I took off my panites as well and squatted and for about three mintues had diarrhoea. My Panites had taken most damaged to i tossed them and put my troussers back on feelign down i set of to the toilets to clena up properly.
As i got there my supervisor saw me and wnated a word, nto good becuase i now needed to pee. I was so embarresed when pee trickled out then I let lose farted loudly and three mushy logs escaped only just been held in, my supervior relaised and told me to go home when i went to walk my butt exploded and diarrhoea rushed out down my legs and onto the floor, I really wished it had swallowed me. Turns out I was allergic to the tea and spent the rest of that day onthe toilet having really bad peeing sesion that burnt (never had that before and never wnat it again)amanda
Last night i was out for diner with a group of friends. It wasn't long after the main course that i started to feel the need for a bowel movement. Everyone ordered desert and as we waited for that to arrive the feeling got worse. i could feel the poop pushing on my anus trying to escape. i figured it i just kept squeezing my butt cheeks tight it would force the poop back up and the urge for a poop would pass (this normaly works). As the minutes ticked by things got desperate. i felt my anus open up and the poop push out stopping when it hit the seat. my friend asked if i was ok, i said i needed to go to the washroom. i slid out of the booth and stood up. the poop was still sticking out of my anus. i huried thru the restaurant praying that it didn't push out anymore. and hoped that no one noticed as i walked past the tables. i made it to the back but the washrooms where downstairs. as i started to descend the stairs the poop was pushingout even more, i could feel it pushing out my underwear. i was now holding my hand to my bum, i could feel a thick poop sticking out out. i tried to hold it back but my there was no luck. by the time i got into the toilet stall i had dropped a large solid long into my pants. i dropped my pants and dumped the poop into the toilet. luckily there were really no stains as it was so hard. i sat and pushedout 3 more lard logs. I finished and went back and no one even that i'd pooped my pants.Caryl Marie
I'm 14 and will be starting high school this fall. Me and my friends have been taught and do different things when we have to use a public bathroom. We were at Wal-Mart yesterday and prior to that we were nearby at the mall. When one of us has to go to the bathroom, the rest of us generally go in. It's a support thing, I guess, I've always felt you might as well go in and shit and pee when you have a chance and the stalls are open. I think it sucks big time to have to wait in line for a stall at a busy place like a mall, and when it finally opens, there's no toilet paper or the person before you has peed or shit on the seat!
At Wal-Mart all four stalls were open. How could be be so lucky? Misty, Tara and I were already sitting down and going when Amanda called for us from the fourth stall that she didn't have any seat covers in her stall. Misty, Tara and I looked and yes we had them but we've never used them. Tara said her aunt made her use one last year at a highway rest stop, but otherwise we don't use them. She seems to think they are important and, even at our middle school, we've noticed that she will put a large amount of toilet paper over the seat before sitting on it. I've never known anyone like Amanda. She's a great friend but we think her habits are strange. I sure don't see any need to put paper over a toilet stool, especially since it's just being wasteful and when toilet paper is being used, what about future users who won't have anything to wipe with? Whose right?Todd
To Andrea, To Annie, To Karen
What kind of toilets do have in your houses for flushing diapers down? Are your toilets an older American Standard 5gpf toilet?
To Andrea
What other things do you flush down the toilet besides diapers?Leah
Hey everyone, this is my second post (the first one is somewhere around 1549 I think). Anyway, I absolutely love a good fart/barf scene in a movie. I'm not sure if anyone has posted about this before but there is an excellent toilet scene in 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.' It's full of ripe sounding wet farts and the sounds of their dump splashing into the toilet water. Also, they may not count for as much because I rarely see people posting about barf, but there are some great scenes in 'Sandlot' and 'Drop Dead Gorgeous.' Does anyone else have any favorite fart/puke scenes?
Childhood memory: I remember one day being taken to the park with my friend Emily. We were probably about 6 years old. Emily was wearing flowered stretch pants (pink, purple and green) and a light green top. In the park was this artificial waterfall that was built into the side of a hill. It was about 25 or 30 feet tall, and the water would come tumbling down over rocks into a little pool at the bottom which had frogs and lily pads and stepping stones across it, before spilling another foot or two into a pond. The kids all liked to play around the waterfall and pool, crossing on the stepping stones and actually clambering up the rocks along the waterfall (it wasn't that steep). So that's what Emily and I were doing this day, while her dad hung out with her little brother at the play structure. Emily was about halfway up the waterfall when she turned and cried out to me, "Jenny, I can't get down!" She shouted to me to go get her dad. I saw she was crossing her legs and looking frantic. I was at the bottom so I ran to get her dad, but he couldn't come right away because he had to coax Eric (Emily's brother) down off the play structure first. When he finally arrived with Eric, Emily was almost in tears. She told her dad that she really had to pee and she couldn't move to get down or she'd pee her pants. Her dad got a little exasperated and told her she'd just have to come down on her own, that he couldn't come up there. I don't think he believed her. Emily started crying harder, pleading with her father to come get her, so he finally gave in and climbed up. He picked her up and carefully made his way down the rocks, and across the stepping stones and set her down on the dry flat land. She immediately crossed her legs and put her hands between them to keep from peeing. He told her to go to the bathroom, and she took a few steps in that direction before suddenly stopping with a whimper and spreading her legs. She watched, somehow fascinated, as the fabric of her stretch pants between her legs darkened and a stream of pee appeared falling from her crotch. She peed and peed - I had never seen someone wet their pants so completely. The pee ran down her legs, soaking her pants and socks and filling her sneakers. She stood there crying as she finished peeing. There was a huge puddle on the ground between her legs. A bunch of other kids who were playing around the waterfall stopped what they were doing to watch as Emily had her accident. Her dad was really irritated with her and I was disappointed because now I knew we'd have to go home. Emily threw such a fuss that her dad had to carry her, still dripping, back to the car, while I took Eric's hand and basically dragged him to the car too (he was crying and carrying on because he didn't understand why we had to leave). Back at the car, Emily's dad put a towel on the seat for her to sit on so the seat wouldn't get wet. She had stopped crying by this time and was just whimpering and rubbing her eyes. It was about a 20 minute ride back to Emily's house, by which time she had started to complain that her legs were itching and stinging, from the urine that was still soaking her skin. When we got to her house, I waited while her dad took her in the bathroom with a set of dry underpants and shorts and t-shirt (even her top had gotten wet). I heard the shower running as he rinsed her legs off under it. After awhile they came out, she was dressed in dry clean clothes, and he was carrying a plastic bag with her wet things in it to the laundry room, and we continued playing at her house until it was time for me to go home.
Karen
Andrea,
I have an American Standard toilet. I looked on their website, mine looks like the "Doral" toilet. I can't be sure because they all look similar, but that's what I think it looks like. I don't do anything like ripping up the diapers, that would probably make a big mess but it doesn't sound as bad as I'd think based on what you said. Since his diapers have been flushing down okay I'll remember that in case a larger size causes trouble. I'm not sure whether it would or not, as his sister used the (smelly!) diaper genie. The bathroom was originally for his sister but we needed a good place to change diapers.
When I flush his diaper I tape the tapes to themselves (like they come) so they don't stick to another part of the diaper, but I don't tape the diaper into a ball like some parents do. I'm not sure if that would help or not. I usually drop it in the toilet so that some of the absorbent is in just a little bit of the water so that part of the diaper becomes heavier and pulls down the rest (ideally). As for whether that has much effect I'm not sure, I've changed him a few times where I wasn't paying attention and the diaper went down too. Let us know how that Champion toilet works for your kids' bigger diapers.
Other stuff I flush down in the changing room toilet are bibsters (after a meal), baby wipes (of course), pacifiers (that are beyond the yuck-factor of just boiling them), and his outgrown or _really_ badly soiled clothing. Usually anything I can't get to fit right on him after a diaper change, or something a poopy diaper managed to dig deep into. I'm sure someday one of my kids will find some other need for it.
I saw the Kohler video (Jo's plumbing) that the have where you tell the female plumber to flush down the bra and handtowel in their "supertoilet" that someone mentioned here not long ago. I'd imagine that's definitely the best toilet if you have a mischievious toddler on the loose, as long as they don't have your wallet!
-KarenLinda
Linda from Australia here again. I just had a very nice poo session on the toilet. It took me about 10 minutes to squeeze out lots of medium sized logs. I didn't have to push or strain much at all and I felt finished afterwards. Most of the time after pooping, I can still feel more in me but I can't get it out. I had a look at my job and lots of turds had sunk to the bottom of the bowl. They looked firm and bulky.
To Jane the Secretary: You asked if I had any stories about my friends pooping and I remembered this conversation at work. At work yesterday, I was on my lunch break with 3 or 4 other girls. The woman that does the washing at my work (I work in a child care centre) was also having her lunch. We got onto the topic of poo, as one girl had called in sick that day with stomach cramps. Joy (the washing woman) asked if that girl had done a poo. We all laughed and this reminded somebody else about another girl who had trouble pooping. She said a girl that used to work there thought she had a gastro bug (this was last year sometime) and went to the doctor. The doctor asked her when was the last time she did a poo and she said "a couple of weeks ago". Then Joy told us about some remedy that helps constipation. She said to boil onions and garlic in water and then pour the water out and drink it. This apparently helps people poop. It was a funny lunch hour and we were all in hysterics of laughter.
In another job I worked in once, we were all very open about our pooping habits. One girl I worked with often told me when she needed to do a poo. She would go home at lunch time to do one, as she lived close by. She told me that she got extrememly constipated once and she got her boyfriend to insert a suppository. Another girl there had no problems pooping at work. She went away some weekends and after those weekends, she said she always had trouble going.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Fishnorfowl
when doing the hold it game
1) do you wait for the urge to naturally occur or do you have a way of forcing the urge
I do both, I let it occur naturally which takes a few hours, then I press on my bladder and drink cold water.
2)do you normally go to the toilet, pee yourself or have an exiting way to let it go when you know that you can no longer hold in your pee
I usually stand in the tub and soak my boxers, or sometimes I wait until the last second and pee into a bottle or off my porch
3)do you feel any pain while holding it all in- Yes, in my groin and belly, nothing severe though
4)do spurts ever come out in your underwhere- near the end I spurt constantly
5)does your bladder ever get weak afterwards, for how long- yes for about 2-3 hours
6)do you ever have to poo while holding, do you hold that in too- no
7)what the longest you've ever went without letting go- (pee) about 6 hours as I have a small bladder for a male
8)do you ever play because you had to go before but could not find a bathroom, but when you finally find one you realize that you still want to hold it in longer- Only a few times, usually my playing is planned out.Anny
I just had a real accident, but I guess I brought it on myself. I drank way too much Coke and the urge built and got worse but I wanted to hold it for a few minutes, until I could go for my shower. By the time I cleaned up the livingroom the urge was awful, and I sat down and rocked back and forth on my heel. I really had to go and I was seconds away from going on the carpet.
I hobbled to the bathroom and then I couldn't hold it anymore. I got in the shower and peed my panties royally. I peed without lifting my skirt and it didn't get wet luckily. My crotch was growing wetter and warmer by the minute when I was peeing and my bladder was so full that I did a huge pee in my panties. I stood there and peed like crazy for over a minute and a half. It splattered everywhere and my panties were soaked, and I didn't like that I had to lose control, but it did feel really good. Finally the last bit of pee came out in my soaked panties and I was done. Then I took off my skirt and thong, put them on the toilet seat, showered then put my dirty clothes in the laundry. So that was my accident story.
I have read a lot of the stories on this website for the past year and I really enjoy the stories, esp. the diarrhea/mushy poop accident stories. Only the intentional ones though ;) Any accident story I like, esp. mushy poop/diarrhea and taking a big dump in your pants. I especially admire those who can do it in public. I REALLY want to try doing that, but I don't have the guts to do it yet.
I really want to have a public "accident", to have a wet mushy poop in my panties in public, on purpose :) I really want to try it just once, but I really am nervous about it.
What type of things can I drink/use to cause mushy poop and what type of stuff should I wear to have an accident in? Like tight pants/underwear or loose pants/tight underwear? What type of stuff should I carry on me to clean up? I really want to try this, but I'm afraid of getting caught. Anything I can do to get over this initial fear? Where could I have an accident? Public park or store, etc? Someone please help?
Thanks!
~Anny~BigPhil
Hey everyone, hope you're all well! I very nearly shit myself this morning. I had set my alarm clock for 7.45am as I didn't have to be in work until 9am today. As is usual for the morning, I had a lot of wind and was letting it out in little controlled bursts. I was still half asleep while still farting like a trooper, when I felt a sharp head of a turd poking at my back door. I sat up in bed, a bit shocked, and clenched my buttocks. Not wishing to go to the toilet until I'd had my morning coffee and OJ, I
held it in a went to get my drinks. I took them upstairs and back to my bedroom. I opened the window. I lit up a cigarette when I suddenly felt another twinge in my anus. I tried desperately to clench my buttocks even harder, as the turd was fighting to release itself into my shorts. I gulped down the glass of OJ and began to sip as quickly as I could at my coffee. As I was leaning out of the window, puffing on my cigarette, I could feel another fart want to escape from me. What do I do? I thought. My body
answered that question for me. The fart crept around my increasinly imminent turd. The fart, which smelt overpoweringly eggy (thank God I had the window open, eh? LOL) also seemed to be providing some propulsion to the turd. I was nearly finished my coffee and cigarette by this time, and not a moment too soon. As I took the last sip of coffee, my sphincter muscle gave an involuntary spasm and the turd began pushing it's way out further until it was possibly 3/4 of an inch into my shorts. Uh Oh! I thought...
definitely time to go NOW!!! I waddled to my door, fumbling with the lock and worrying that I might not make it to the bathroom on time. I grabbed my uniform from the airing cupboard and made the last desparate dash for the loo. I shut the bathroom door and pulled my shorts down. As I bent over to take them from my ankles the turd pushed it's way out further and dangled from my anus like a tail. I managed to sit down on the loo before the persistent poo dropped into the toilet water. Whew, close call, eh?
Becca
Hi,
My name is Rebecca. My boyfriend and I recently had friends over for a party. To this day, I don't think any of them know the disaster that occurred less than an hour before they showed up.
I was cleaning some dishes in the kitchen and I felt like I had to fart. My boyfriend and I are fairly open with our bowel functions, so I'm not hesitant about farting in front of him. Anyway, I let it rip, and ended up shitting my pants! It wasn't even diarrhea, just kind of a mushy log. Worse, I was wearing a thong.
I yelled, "Oh, God!" He asked what was wrong and I said, "I just shit my f***ing pants!!!" He didn't believe me until he got a whif of it. He told me to hurry and get cleaned up and he'd finish the dishes. I was already in my nice outffit and everything! I had taken a dump in one of my favorite pairs of slacks.
I waddled into the bathroom and turned on the shower. I took off my blouse and bra, and got in the shower with my pants on. I took them off. It was gross. The seat was filled with sticky poop. It was all over my butt cheeks.
I ran the hot water over them, hoping it would go down the drain, but it wound up clogging the drain. I had to reach out and grab the toilet brush and break it all apart so it would finally go down the drain. I peeles my shitty thong off and ran that undert the water. I threw them in the hamper and rushed into the bedroom to find a new outfit to wear. The kitchen still smelled like shit! I told my boyfriend to light some incense.
I put on my blouse, but put on a skirt and regular panties.
By the time I had cleaned up, it was just a few minutes before the party was supposed to start. Luckily no one showed up on time.
The most amazing part was, I wasn't really embarrassed. Just kind of grossed out. I guess if you have a guy or girl who you can shit yourself in front of and not be mortified, you've got a good thing going!
BeccaKarli
Does anyone have any stories of them peeing/pooping infront of their girlfriend or boyfriend? I would like to hear some stories like that:)
Completely filled my pants walking home form work last week. I'd been holding it all morning at work, then when I came to go home, I left without going to the loo thinking I'd be able to make it home in time.
Wrong!, about half way home the stomach cramps were becoming increasingly unbearable until the inevitable happened. I still had a few streets to go but I just couldn't hold it any longer, I stopped in my tracks and just let nature take over, whooosh!, almost imeadiately, a large semi soft load found it's way into the seat of my cotton briefs, totally filling them almost up to the waistband at the back. Thankfully my loose fitting trousers consealed the large bulge in the seat of my pants and I was able to make it the rest of the way undetected.did you hear that paris hilton wouldnt poo while she was in jail because she was scared that the guards would take pictures of her pooping? i wonder if she got constipated from keeping it in?
Pinky Sweety Pie
I had the worst diarrhea (ever) this morning, and I know the culprit--last night's dinner: meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I woke up this morning, thinking my stomach hurt just because I was hungry (stomachaches can be mistaken for a growling stomach), but I ran to the bathroom because I was going to have diarrhea. I went to the bathroom but someone was in there. I banged on the door, and they said they'd be out in a 'minute' (they were getting ready for work) but it was kind of late for that, I filled my pants with warm mush the consistency of chili. It stank, and I had to have another wave, and they still weren't out (the downstairs bathroom is on the fritz, I'm afraid), so I squirted out more mushy poo into my pants. It started to trickle down my legs. The person that was in the bathroom left, and I ran in the bathroom, and put my pants in the sink. I had to have another wave and I sat on the toilet grunting, farting and squirting mush and liquid. For the next few minutes, it was just brown water coming out. I felt I was done, so I wiped and flushed, and put on new pants. I got up off the toilet, and I let out a huge wet fart, which triggered YET ANOTHER wave, and I pulled my pants down and grunted, and squirted basically more mush, chunks and liquid. Then I was finished. I hope I feel better, because I'm going to have another wave right now as I write this!! :( My stomach is still churning from the whole thing.Melissa
Got constipated for 4 days and crapped my pants at the mall.
I ate dried apricots in the morning because my mom said it'd help me poop. I went to the mall for my massage appointment and farted 2 really stinky farts in the session. Ate chinese at the food court and held in a fart while waiting in line for my food. This made my stomach hurt and while shopping through clothes to buy I felt the urge to fart and ripped a nine second dry blaster. It was embarassing because these 2 other girls were not far from where I farted. My stomach felt better and that when i started to get really gassy ripping dry phurtttt farts every minute and they even started to burn a bit. I'm sure people heard me in the changing room farting. After about an hour I found the jeans i wanted to buy. I stood in the long line up and ripped quite a few sbds that burnt my butt. 5 minutes into the line up my stomach gurgled loudly and I really felt the need to poop. I needed to stay in line because this was the only pair of jeans i wanted they had left. I could feel a hard turd trying to push its way into my pants. 5 minutes into holding it my butt spazed and a hard poop went into my panties. 2 minutes later my butt spazed again and a long blurttt fart went out of my butt lasting 7 seconds or so, although quiet am sure some people heard it. Super red faced I was up and paid for my jeans trying not to crap myself further.
I got out of the store and began my long journey to the other side of the mall for the bathrooms. Walking slowly i could feel another hard turd trying to push its way out. My butt farted and it shot into my pants. I kept walking getting closer to the escalators when my butt lets go another 10 second blurtttt. I could feel my butt cheeks getting sticky knowing my poo was slowly leaking out. I got on the escalators and thats when i got a wiff of what i smelt like. It was bad like diarehea smells. Feeling poop piling in my pants i made it to the bathroom but 2 14 year old girls were in front of me. I asked them if i could go ahead of them but they both said they were about to crap themselves. One went into the next free stall and had mega gassy dump. While waiting my butt let go a big ripper of a fart that was really wet sounding. This gave the other girl no sympathy to let me in front of her. Finally she was up and i think she was constipated because I never heard her drop a log for the 15minutes she was in there. Finally i was up when the first girl got out of the stall with poo marks all over the toilet.
Still feeling my poop leaking into my panties I whipped down my pants and panties to my ankles which had 3 fair sized logs and a mountain of soft poo staining the rest. I gave my push and pooped so much for the next 5minutes straight. I spent about 45minutes cleaning up and pooping in the bathroom. Meanwhile many people asked me if i was ok because of the poop filled panties. I tried to salvage my panties because they were kind of a favorite of mines. My butt was so covered in poop. I must've flushed like 40times. The farts during the bathroom time got really bad towards the end of the poop when it'd just be really wet and long.
After that i drove home and while at home i felt a huge fart come on. I thought no problem and let it rip with intensity but pure liquid poop shot into my panties. Like about 2 cups worth while i ran to the toilet to effortlessly push out a liquid poop. AFter that i put on some goodnite diapers i bought just for an occasion like this. It came in handy when another fart turned out to be more liquid poo. It also came in handy when my mom was in the bathroom and i lost a bit of control waiting for her to come out, my butt shot out a big wet fart.
My mom said that i was only suppose to take a few dried apricots. I thought more the better because i had a lot for breakfast.
Another thing i learnt is that its good to have some goodnites around the house. Especially when constipated.
Is it just me or when other people hold there poop in, do you fart involuntarily when its tough to hold?
Has anyone else crapped themselves after eating a bunch of dried apricots for constipation?
Love, Melissa
Zig
Nice posts, everyone!
Karli and Jen, could you two please post the rest of your stories?? I liked them so far!
Potty Pooper
Eric P: If I was peeing like a firehose when that happened (a ten-year-old girl bursting in... and then standing there staring at me peeing), I'd probably be embarrassed, but I'd also probably find it funny, and just keep on peeing and not let it bother me too much.
Actually someone suddenly, without warning, coming in and watching me pee might itself cause my member to go erect... which would probably embarrass me far more than merely being watched peeing... so I would probably lock my eyes onto the toilet bowl and... er... tune her out, pretend she wasn't there, to prevent the stiffy, a stiffy that could very readily be misconstrued...
At that, the very fact that it was a *ten-year-old* *girl* watching would mean, if I had a stiffy, that it'd probably *definately* be misconstrued!
Uhhhh... forget I said anything about this... :-)
[Crawls back under his rock...]Judith
A survey for everyone, who likes it. I have already given my answers, and I hope you give yours! Enjoy! X
1 How long does it take for you to poop normally?
Anywhere between 10 minutes (hurry) and 40 minutes (relaxed)
2 And when you are constipated?
Between 45 minutes and two and a half hours, but I am not
constipated often, luckily..
3 And when you have diarrea?
Normally just 10 minutes, but sometimes, when the waves follow
each other quickly, it can take up to 30 minutes.
4 Does your anus already open up when waiting, or only when it is getting stretched already?
My anus opens up very quickly when I'm feeling urge. Almost as soon as my butt touches the toilet.
5 Does your anus get wet a little when your'e pushing/relaxing
in anticipation?
Yes, almost always when I'm about to have a BM.
6 How often do you have a poo?
About 2 to 3 times a day.
7 Are you gassy, sitting at the toilet?
Depends on what I have eaten, and if I,m healthy or sick..
8 What part of pooping takes you the most time?
A waiting/anticipation
B the pooping itself
C the aftermath (wiping etc.)
Definetely A. When I'm on the toilet for 40 mins. the actual pooping
takes mostly about 10 minutes, divided in three or four "waves". (normally)
9 What do you find the most enjoyable part of pooping?
A,B,C (see above)
A, and B. The after-poop feels relieved, but does not give me the
,almost sexual, feelings of the waiting and pooping itself..
I hope to receive reactions!! Love, Judith..