Hi, a story from my childhood

One time I was in a pool when I really had to poop, so I got out, I ran to the pool toilets when my mother stopped me, she lectured me on why I shouldn't run by the pool, when I felt my hole open, I thought Mom, please, just let me go, as if by magic, she then did, so I clenched hard and WALKED to the toilet, the second I got into the stall, I opened, I only had about two seconds to take off my costume, but now it was so far out that getting on the toilet would have left a mark, so I took some toilet paper, spread it on the floor and pushed, I peed a lot too, but the floor was already wet so it didn't show, the turd went down to my knees before it broke loose to a small poot, I wiped and left, leaving my poo on the floor for the next poor sucker

Hi, an xmas story

I was drunk, and had also had alot of coffee, i was to drunk to notice how badly i had to pee, at one point i fell over, when i got back up my cousin [were like sisters though] said 'Holly, you've wet yourself'

Have you ever had that where you wet yourself but don't know it?

Friday, January 06, 2007

No one has ever said anything to me about it mainly because it's not all that typical for me to be in there that long unless I really have to go badly.I really never caught much slack about it till I started dating my boyfriend (for us making fun of each other is a very good form of flirting and foreplay) mainly bc no one has ever really noticed it before and he's probably the only one who could get away w/saying something about it anyway. But there have been a few times where I think he's definitely been in shock and awe. As for peeing louder I always feel like I do (Sometimes I feel like I sound like a guy) but no one has ever said anything to me about it, not even my boyfriend. As for him being lucky, I think most of the time he knows he is because how many girls would date a 23 yr old incontinent guy but, when I'm taking a freakishingly long or loud pee in front of him I think then he starts to Oh well, I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't wonder what I was getting myself into the first time he changed in front of me. But, we are lucky in that we have always been best friends even before we dated and during our brief break so it has always been easy for us to be open with each other even when the relationship was still fairly new.

Also, I thought of some other good stories:
One morning I woke up already having to pee pretty badly but I ignored it because my boyfriend was visiting and we decided we had better things to do if you know what I mean. So about an hour later, I finally get up to go pee and left my boyfriend still lying in bed. About 1 1/2-2 mins later he stumbled down the hallway to come find me and was pretty shocked to find me sitting on the pot still at it! Luckily though he didn't freak out that time, he just kind of gave me a surprised look and kept on casually chatting with me while I finished up which thankfully, wasn't very long after he showed up.
Another good story:
Over the summer, I worked at a pool where the bathrooms were pretty nasty. I used to hate having to use them and if it was nearing the end of my shift I'd always decide to just wait till I got home. Well one day, right after I got home from work, I was on the phone w/my boyfriend and not thinking anything of it, went straight to the bathroom to pee. He hates when I do that to him but since I was bursting I figured he'd understand. Not so lol! Once I went past the minute mark, he literally commanded me to, "Stop peeing!" it was pretty funny in retrospect but at the time I felt soo bad bc I know how much he hates it when I do that to him.
One more story:
One thing you have to understand about me and my boyfriend to fully get and appreciate this story-we've always had an exceptionally strong connection. I can honestly say there have been times I can feel his arms around me or him rubbing my back when he's not even w/me. Other times when it's at it's strongest, I can see him or hear things going on around him and vice versa. Also, we can easily carry on mental conversations with each other throughout the day. Anyway, I had just gotten home from work and I dashed straight to the bathroom as usual. As soon as I sat down, this freakishly hissy and pretty long stream started RIGHT AWAY. Even I was shocked by the hissiness that kept up the WHOLE TIME. I mean yeah, sometimes I start out that way but it doesn't usually last THAT LONG. Anyway, what really makes this story stand out though and cracks me up eveytime, is that right after I was done, I heard my boyfriend (who wasn't even there) say "Damn." right after I was done. I kinda smirked to myself and laughed it off. But thank God no one was around to hear it besides him or else I would've been pretty embarrassed. That's it for now. IF I think of any more good stories I'll be sure to pass them along! Bye for now!

Becky M
Tia, you will see my answers to your survey below:

1. After constipation, how many flushes does it take to get your poop down?

2. What is your record for the longest you've ever been constipated?
2 days, maybe. While camping.

3. How long are you usually constipated for and how often?
Rarely. Once in 2 years, maybe. I'm more of a diarrhea girl.

4. Will you poop in a toilet that someone already used without flushing?
Eeeoowww! God no!

5. Where is your most common place for pooping, aside from the toilet?
Woods (I enjoy hiking)

1. On Average, how often do you poop?
Usually 2-3 times per day.

2. how often are you constipated?
As I said, very rarely.

3. after pooping, during constipation, is your poop black or dark brown?
Dark brown

4. if not, what color?

5. when you take a regular poop, how long is the poop? how long are all the seperate poops?
Hard to say, as my regular poop is very mushy.

6. when you are constipated, how long is the poop? how long are all the seperate poops?
very small, but it hardly ever happens.

7. do you enjoy other people watching you poop, even if you don't know them?
Absolutely not! I'm very shy about that.

8. where is another place you enjoy pooping(other than the toilet)?
In the woods.

9. do you strain loudly, grunt loudly, press your toes hard against the floor, grab on to the toilet rim or anything else to catch the neighbors in the next stalls attention?
grunty groans

10. do you enjoy watching other people poop?

11. how long do you normally spend on the toilet taking a regular poop?
15-20 minutes, sometimes a half hour.

12. how long do you spend on the toilet during normal constipation?
Can be as long as 45 minutes (doesn't happen that way very often, though).

I was Wal-Mart a couple days ago seeing if they had this DVD I was looking for. They didn't. Well anyways, I had to wait for my dad to come and get me. As I was waiting, I could feel something moving around in me. I contemplated going at Wal-Mart or waiting until my dad got there. See,I wasn't sure when he was going to be there and I didn't want to be in the bathroom when he came. So I decided to wait a bit. Well the urge got stronger. I headed inside the store to the bathrooms. I took the stall nearest the wall and pulled my pants down to my ankles so I could push easier. I bore down and pushed really hard and nothing was coming yet. I sat there for a couple seconds before trying again. This time around, I heard the familiar crackling sounds of a poo making its way out of my hole. I pushed harder and looked between my legs. The tip was poking its way out. I pushed again and I farted. This caused the poo to move a bit farther out of my hole. I sat there and made soft grunting noises until I heard a fwoomp sound. I looked into the water and saw my poo sink to the bottom of the bowl. I felt empty and so I stood to wipe. I wiped 3 times and then flushed. Then I went back outside to wait for my dad.

i was on a school field trip to go rock climbing in alabama. i live in georgia. after lunch, i had to poop. i did not want to use the one in the bus so i went into an outhouse. i opened the door to find only a trashcan with a lid with a hole cut in the middle to sit on. it was a metal one. i would rather use this than the one in the bus. so i pulled my pants down and took a big dump. it was suprisingly comfortable.

I Just read this post
"To Messy,
I have the same exact problem you do! And I also drink 2 cups of coffee every morning. My jet-propelled dump occurs within a half hour of my first sip of coffee. This is convenient, because then I just take my shower right after my dump. But yes, I HATE the cleanup process. "

Whoever posted that has the exact bowel habits as me.

I drink my coffee upon awakening and dump soon after, with 30 minutes. I also wait for my dump before I shower.

Its kinda cool to know there is somebody else like me in this area.

rita w.
happy new years everybody. i'm long lurker but i'm a new poster. anyways, i do have a story i wanna share.

about a week and a half ago, i went shopping for a late christmas party. i forgot to buy a fchristmas present for a few friends of mine. after i were done, i went to meet up with my bf. We hanged out for a while at a food court. After he dropped me off at my parent's place(just so y'all know, i'm 17), i went to put the presents away. during the night time while i was sleeping, i started to feel a painful feeling in my bowel. i ignored it. after about an hour, i woke up again, and this time, i had to poop very badly. i went to the washroom, but apperently, my older brother was in there and he always takes a long time, like at least 30minutes because he likes to look in the mirror of himself. so i decided to wait. after about 20minutes, i went to ask him if he was finished, he said nope. i told him to hurry up! i waited for another 20minutes, i went to asked him if he was actually finished yet, he said almost. i was about to have an accident in a minute or so if i didn't get to the toilet. i managed to wait for another 5minutes or so, and he still havent come out yet.

then, a huge pain came out of no where made me lose all control. A hard turd started to make it's way down into my underwear. i waddled to the door and locked it. i just kneeled down completely went into my underwear. After i was done, i was kind of crying because i never had an accident for a long time. but after my brother was done, i just quickly waddled to the washroom, and just went to clean myself up.

To the woman with the four year old still in diapers - Why? Have you had trouble training her - or does she have encopresis which is causing the accidents?
Sorry to butt in but I've been experiencing toilet training traumas these past few months. To recap, I'm a single parent and my daughter was only potty trained recently (she's three). During this there was a constipation crisis in which I had to give her her first suppository - which neither of us enjoyed. When she'd mastered the potty I started trying to teach her to use the big girls' toilet - 'cause we were behind the times, she should be using it by now. She seemed to take an interest - but again, after a few practice sessions she lost touch with her bowels - I'd keep asking, and she'd tell me she didn't need to go to the toilet, not yet. Well, eventually the ???? pains came back because she hadn't done a good shit for days, and she needed another suppository. Well, I started being strict after that. I saw my strategy: she's not afraid of pain from constipation, but she is afraid of those little jelly bullets. I'd escort her to the toilet every morning and told her I was going to be checking what she did - reminding her in so many words that if she didn't do a shit I might give her another suppository. I only had to do that once more - she was still fussing and fighting when I put it in, but of course iit made her do a huge shit in half an hour. Well, the gambit paid off at last - the suppositories stopped, she has no issues about the toilet itself, and she's regular as clockwork.

Hi everyone, hope everyones holiday season was merry and pleasant. Well, I have been reading a lot of really great postings here. Its amazing how much more people poop during the holiday season as they fill up on the different foods, and deserts that they normally don't consume a lot of through out the rest of the year.

Rachelle, your post was really great. That is so brave of you to sit there and take a real good healthy shit in view of everybody. And if you are comfortable doing that, don't ever change.

As for me I took one big, healthy and horrendous shit, while I was at the Lifetime Fitness that I belong to. When I walked into the building to get changed in the locker room and start my workout. I was feeling really good. My t???y wasn't churning, or gurgling. I wasn't passing any gas. In fact I had no feeling of anything. I thought that just maybe my poo session today, would take place afterward at the mall. Well after changing into my workout clothes, I headed up to the second floor where all of the weights, bikes, treadmills, and exercise equipment is. After doing my stretching to loosen up I started off with the free weights. As I was lifting, I all of a sudden felt a little sharp pain in my stomach area. It didn't feel like a poop was building. So I really didn't pay much attention. From the free weights, I went over to the weight machines and while there I all of a sudden had a signal get sent to my bowels that said in no uncertain terms. If you don't want to shit your exercise outfit, you better head for the toilet. With that I headed down to the locker room.

Upon walking into the toilet area. I noticed that all four stalls were being used. The smell of freshly produced shit was filling the air. One lady in the third stall was really unloading a stream of wet, mushy soft-serv. And I mean she was really going. I was next in line. And it looked like I was going to be waiting a little while. I really do think that ladies love to shit at the Lifetime Fitness Centers, because of their cleanliness. The toilets and contoured style seats make them really comfortable to sit. Finally after about a three minute wait the toilet in the second stall flushed and within seconds a really beautiful young lady emerged. She had just shit pretty good herself as the smell lingered inside the stall. She smiled at me as she walked by.

I now entered, and lowered my outfit. Sitting down, I lowered my outfit down to right around my ankles, so I could place my legs in a comfortable position. I knew a poop was coming down the tracks. Pushing a little bit, I let out a massive load of mushy wet farts. Some were loud and long. And they were stinky. I then sat there to let my t???y and bowels do the work. If you recall, I do not like to push and strain hard. I just get myself in a relaxed sitting position. Legs spread wide, my arms on top of my legs. And I am leaning forward. I like to let me tight rose bud do the work, and control when the poop is going to start coming out. I give real soft mild pushes. Just enough to feel my rose bud opening and closing.

Again I let out a load of wet mushy farts. I knew this was not going to be a winning battle. As now I could tell that I was going to have one massive load of shit coming out of my tight little butt. And by the way, the lady in the third stall, was still waging her own battle with loads of shit falling from her ass into the toilet.

Finally, it was time to go. Raising my feet off the ground and onto my toes. I let out one loud runny load of diarrhea. And it wasn't squirting straight down into the bowl. It was literally spraying out of me. I was quite positive that it was all over the sides of the toilet bowl as well. I was hoping to spread my legs to see if I could see inside the toilet. But I was shitting way to much. My spray jets finally stopped squirting. However, I was not convinced that I was through. And I think I am that way, due to my workout regimen. Placing my feet flat on the ground. I stood up to look at my mess. And messy it was. Yes, all over the inside of the bowl. And all over my butt.

Sitting back down, I started releasing some more gas as I waited for the next train to arrive at my station. I relaxed by listening to the lady in stall three wiping herself, as she was finally through pooping. She must have wiped a good seven or eight times. It also took her three flushes, to get everything down. She must have had quite the load of pleasure in her toilet.

Well I could feel the train coming into my station. So up on my toes I went again. And gave a few real light pushes. The horn sounded and out came another load of spraying shit. I knew that cleaning up was going to be a nasty mess. But I was enjoying the feeling of poop all over my butt. I also know that my little wipes that were in my gym bag would have really helped today. But no way was I going to get to my locked to get them. I stopped momentarily, and before I got my feet back on the ground. I was blowing out some really good chunks. It was now quite solid. My farts though were still wet and mushy. My short little workout and stretching really let me break up my load and helped it travel. I thought that I had a little bit more in me. So I just relaxed and listened to other ladies pee and poo. Here came my last load. It really caught me by surprise, as i thought that it was only going to be a few small pieces. But it was the freight train and the caboose coming to the station. And coming out it felt so good. But let me tell you, It was about nine inches long and about two inches thick. It passed through the diarrhea in the water. And that is something I had never done before. Spraying diarrhea and having such a long solid piece of shit take place like that at the same time.

Well it was now time to wipe. I was only hoping that there was enough toilet paper to use. I didn't pay attention to the toilet paper dispenser. Thankfully it was full rolls, that must have just been placed there before the previous pooper.

Taking the paper and neatly folding it. I leaned over onto my left cheek. I softly touched my right cheek to wipe myself, trying not to spread it more then what it was. I worked inward. I also had to lean onto my right cheek to get the left side. That must give you an idea of what I mean when I said spraying all over. I have never had to lean over both ways. It was finally on my fifth wipe that I went over my rose bud to get the poo off my ass. That was two more wipes. I then spread my hole a little to get my fingers inside with some toilet paper. I wanted to be real clean. Since I was going back up into the gym, to workout some more. Standing up to pull my outfit back up, I turned to look into the toilet. This was by far one of the worst and most massive shits I had ever taken. And I always go good. But I was feeling better.

Well I also started flushing the toilet. And I could see, one flush was not going to do it. I was hoping to get more of the shit off the sides of the toilet. The second flush took care of most of the rest. But you could still see it above the rim. I probably should have raised the seat to see if it was sprayed on the bottom. Well with that being done. It was now time to wash my hands and head back to my workouts.

I hope to hear and read some more great stories from others real soon. Bye for now.

Hi yall,

I've heard that there are other disabled posters on here and i don't really know where to look but if you can give me page numbers or write something new about a accident or just a really great dump.

I had not pooped for two days and had some bacardi for new years and by the time i went to bed around 1 i thought I'd puke. But instead i had dirrhea and that was all good except the clean up. Then today i wrote before about starting to be able to help myself poop or poop with lot less help from someone. Anyway after my dirrhea on the other night i still hadn't had a normal poop for about 4 days. So i got my supoitory and waited I finally started to feel the really bursting feeling which is the only time i can actually do anything myself. So i consentrated really hard on that feeling and I heard a little phuut phuut fart fallowed by a huge hot feeling and then a pluuubuubuuummm and the feeling of my hole opening to let poop out. I sitting there still focusing on my job at hand and hear the first of the logs to hit the paper pad. I keep focusing and trying to get more to push down but i couldn't so i just sat there i smelled the small log from my first try, and i started thinking about how it came out of my hole and i felt that super hot feeling i started to feel more moving inside. I consentrtaed hard again and phuuubuuuluuub, phuumloublublubbuuum. I knew i had had alot more out but i knew i wasn't anywhere near done. So I just kept Thinking about what i was doing and all that and managed a few small little bits more before my exercises and my finger help. When my nurse started her help i kept focusing on that full feeling that was still left and had huge amount of poop finish up, with a little more dirrhea.

But now i feel great and I think I'm gettinging better at doing my own dumps.

Tell me what you guys think

Here are my answers to a survey I found:

1. After constipation, how many flushes does it take to get your poop down?
Just one

2. What is your record for the longest you've ever been constipated?
It was about a week. The washrooms at this camp I went to were really nasty

3. How long are you usually constipated for and how often?
Not that often

4. Will you poop in a toilet that someone already used without flushing?

5. Where is your most common place for pooping, aside from the toilet?
I've pooped in the woods a couple times

1. On Average, how often do you poop?
3 times a day. Sometimes it can be 4

2. how often are you constipated?
Not often

3. after pooping, during constipation, is your poop black or dark brown?
Dark brown

4. if not, what color?

5. when you take a regular poop, how long is the poop? how long are all the seperate poops?
They always vary in length

6. when you are constipated, how long is the poop? how long are all the seperate poops?
They vary as well

7. do you enjoy other people watching you poop, even if you don't know them?
I've never let anyone watch me poop

8. where is another place you enjoy pooping(other than the toilet)?
The bushes

9. do you strain loudly, grunt loudly, press your toes hard against the floor, grab on to the toilet rim or anything else to catch the neighbors in the next stalls attention?
I'll strain and push my toes against the floor

10. do you enjoy watching other people poop?
I've neer watched anyone before

11. how long do you normally spend on the toilet taking a regular poop?
20 minutes. Sometimes it can be a bit longer

12. how long do you spend on the toilet during normal constipation?
Almost an hour

The other day we were babysitting my nephew who is 3 years old. He is not potty trained yet. He wears Luvs size 6. We were sitting at the dinner table. My daughters who are 4 and 2 were wearing diapers also. During dinner my nephew looked at me and started grunting. I asked him what was wrong and after a minute I could smell he made a stinky in his diaper. After smelling him my 4 year old got up ran over to my wife grunting and she also made a poop in her diaper. So I got to change my nephew while my wife changed our daughters. Does anybody have any stories of 2 or more kids pooping their diapers at the same time??? Does anybody have any stories of kids pooping thier diapers at the dinner table???

Happy New Year to all!!!

Hi! I pooped in the shower this morning. After my morning pee, which I always have in the shower, I felt the need to poo a little. So I used my hands to hold my butt cheeks apart and pooped in the shower water. It would not go down the drain so I picked it up and put it in the toilet.

Greetings Fellow Toileteers!
Zach!! You the Man!! Have you returned the favor for your girlfriend?? How did things come out??

Kellygirl: I've never been involved in a HOURS-long traffic jam (It just SEEMS that way some times driving in Southern California!!) but I can well imagine that people have to be a bit on the resourceful side when the call of nature strikes and a bathroom is not readily reachable!!

Uppity Bunny: I too love my cheeses but don't particularly care for the extra effort needed to go #2 as a result of eating said cheese. I wish they had a few non-constipating type of cheeses!

Mr. Clogs: My sympathy to you for your loose inopportune BM at the Port Authority Bus Terminal. I can think of probably 10,000 places that would be better for answering the call of nature. But then again, this forum is about those stories of not always getting what we want.

Lisa: A real shame about that homeless man you saw. No pun intended, but it sounds like this person has fallen through the cracks of society and can't even enjoy even the most basic of things (like a bathroom) that the vast majority of us take for granted.

Seth: Does your girlfriend still go out with you?? :-0

Be Safe,



you said that we need more pee stories, i agree. i like to hold, though i'm back home with mom and dad so it's a bit harder to do so. i'm not as great as i was last year, but am getting better

Mr Cloggs

no i haven't gone in a laundry bottle and don't think i could try it anytime soon; home with parents.

kk, will write more later. night

Becky M
Hello everyone,

Just thought I would share my latest experiences. My bowels actually calmed down as Christmas approached. Probably had something to do with the fact I finished my shopping early, and my work was winding down as well, and the Holiday Parties died down, so I had very little stress and actually ate healthy for a change. Then, 2 days after Xmas, I wake up in the middle of the night running to the bathroom with severe vomitting and diarrhea. I basically spent the night in the bathroom, and the next day in bed. Of course, since then, my bowels have been a wreck again, which is typical after I've had a stomach bug. Just today I had to leave my firm's 2007 kick-off meeting three times to run to the bathroom. And, of course, the last time, I left just before a break, and all the girls in the meeting used the same bathroom. It was a little embarrassing, to say the least, as I was not quiet, if you know what I mean. And everyone must have known it was me in there. Arghh!!

Anyway, stay tuned for more diarrhea stories, as I am sure I will have more. It doesn't seem like it's going away anytime soon.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDEROn The Subject of Constipation and Laxatives.
Due to medication to control pain I have continual constipation problems. Like most readers, I understood laxatives should only be used occasionally as they create all sorts of problems.
Despite diet (fibre) exercise and drinking lots of water I still get constipated. Due to my condition I see a number of specialists regularly and to my each have told me to take laxatives when constipated otherwis I will be a candidate for even worse bowel problems than present. They advise the usual diet, exercise etc but if that fails then laxatives are essential. Of course I should monitor them so as not to take so much I am pot bound etc and I should "shop around" to find a brand that suits me and offers minimal discomfort. They said that laxative abuse does exist in the anorexic etc. Apparently there has been a lot of research in the area and laxatives generally are not as medically evil as once thought.
For those constipated people who avoid laxatives and stay constipated it might be an idea to talk to your doctor to find out firstly the cause and secondly a laxative treatment.
In the country I come from there are some very noted medical specialists as well as some very ordinary doctors on the other hand. I am fortunate that I am in the position where I can easily access the better class of doctors. The message is that second opinions can be useful also.
I hope this has been of some help!

I have two daughters aged 4 and 2. They are both in diapers. They both wear size 6 pampers and sometimes my 4 year old wears Goodnights. The other day I took the 4 year old to the movies. We bought our tickets and we were walking to the movie when I smelled something awful. I asked my daughter if she needed to poop and she said no. When she usually goes she will walk off and squat and this time she did not do this. So we were watching the movie and I heard a farting noise and suddenly she got out of her seat and squated and poop her diaper. I took her to the bathroom and changed her diaper. Does anybody have any stories of children pooping their diapers??? How does your children tell you that he or she is going to poop their diapers???

A friend of mine and myself made a trip across the mountains for Christmas to visit my sister. We drove the 500 miles in snow but were doing OK until there was an accident that closed the road. There was no way to take a different road or turn around. We sat for about three hours and didn't move. Both of had to pee desperately after a while. We noticed some people peeing next to their car or behind something if available. The traffic was moving again but slowly. There was a weigh station in view and we made it there even though it was closed. Jenny and I stopped and went behind the building. There was about 2 feet of snow on the ground. Both of us got our jeans and panties down, squatted in the snow and peed for ages. We left two yellow spots and two wads of tp in the snow. As we were leaving a man and his wife came behind the building to pee too. People were just going anywhere in view of anyone.

Mr. Clogs
Hello everybody and Happy Holidays to you all and the family. Wow lots of interesting and great posts so far, it's been a while since I've posted I have a quick post to share, so here goes.

I believe it was this past week, I guess Wednesday before the New Year's weekend, I was on my way home from work and my stomach just kept churning and making some loud noises. So I knew it was my cue to go. I got to Port Authority Bus Terminal via the A subway, I entered the station and proceeded to find a bathroom fast. As soon as I walked into the men's room, a man exited one of the stalls and I immediately made my way. Boy did the bathroom reek of old stale alcoholic's urine, making it hard to do your business, but I sucked it up and proceeded to cover the seat with toilet paper so I can relieve myself. I pulled down my pants down and my underwear down to my knees because of the stall's partition, I don't want my underwear to be seen by other people. As soon as I sat, I made a lound thunderous fart followed by some yellow runny poop leaked out my butt hole! Man I felt better. As soon as I finished emptying myself, I had to wipe really good to get that liquid yuck mess from between to my butt cheeks. I pulled up my underwear and pants back on, exited the stall, wash my hands and headed to catch my bus back to NJ.

Rachelle: Great post about you using the ladies room at the mall and the other women crapping her brains out. Thanks for the details and Happy New Year to you and hope to see more your posts this year.

Oh by the way folks, as I was typing this post it's New Years over by me and once again Happy New Years to you all!

Maggie and Dione: Great posts ladies, I was really entertained by them and hope to see more of your posts soon. I hope more African Americans chime in more on this board. Maggie, as far as an answer to your question. Probably it's an involuntary thing or some fetish that makes you feel good or something. I hope I answered your question, but hey accidents happens. Oh well.

Zach: I loved your post about you watching your girlfriend poop into the bucket. Indeed a lucky guy to have such an open relationship, and also being a gentleman for cleaning up the place and wiping her too.

rose: Have you tried peeing into those laundry detergent bottles? Give it a try.

petite pooper: How's it going? I have a question for you that I've meant to ask you. When you poop in your room into whatever use use to catch your poop/pee, do you sit, squat, or hover down to relieve yourself?

Once again Happy New Year and have a good nite and a great year!


--Mr. Clogs

I was riding a bus through a good part of the city and saw a man lying on the sidewalk by a bus stop. He had pooped his pants. I could see a large stain.

uppity bunny
Hey everyone, hope new year's was enjoyable for you all. I myself was in bed at 10:30 so I could drive a Ford dump truck full of the lives of two young college graduates to our new apartment in Boston in the pouring rain at 5:00 am. Amazing.
Anyway, someone expressed interest in my other stories from my youth. (just as a reminder, i'm 23/m. Ooh jeez, as I write this, my stomach has started making loud noises and something is knocking on my little backdoor...I'll type as quick as I can!) So when I was younger, in my pre-teen/adolescent days, I had a friend named Misha (male). He was about two years younger than me, a very cute guy. He and I used to watch eachother poop basically all the time. I probably can't recall all the times we saw one another. I'll tell about one of them though. One day, we were out fooling around like young teens do. Misha told me he had to poop. If he had to poop, he would always let me know by immediately stopping whatever he was doing, making a "huuunnnmmm" noise like he was pushing, and say, "i have to pow" (we pronounced "poo" like "pow" for some was one of our little things). So on this day, he had to poop, and we ran into the large handicap stall of the seldom-used public toilets in our tiny rural town. As we usually would, he laid down on the floor and spread toilet paper around his ass. He pulled his legs back whcih gave me a good view of what was going on. He pushed hard. His butthole bulged out really far, but nothing was coming. He told me he had eaten cheese that morning because it made him poop big, but as i understand it, cheese makes you constipated. Anyway, we agreed to try again later. A while later, he stopped and exclaimed, "nature calls!" So back we ran into the stall. Again, he pushed and pushed. His face turned beet red and his eyes were clamped shut as he strained, his whole body vibrated, his butthole bulged out so far it turned blue. He managed a small juicy fart, but nothing else. with a huge sigh, he said, "i'm constipated." so again we left the bathroom, hoping something would come out by the end of the day. Finally, once more, we went back into the bathroom as Misha's urge returned. He got into position, and almost immediately, a long, greenish-brown, wet, soft, slimy poop eased out of his butthole and onto the paper on the floor. i was very excited at this point, and i could tell that he was relieved. he got up and wiped his dirty hole, and picked up his hard-earned creation and dropped it in the toilet. a long day of trying had finally paid off.
Okay well, hope you enjoyed it. Ciao.

Diaperchanger: I have change quite a few diapers. My best friend's daughter was about 3 and if I was around I would sometimes change her. She would sit on my lap a lot and sometimes her pee would leak out. She seemed to hold it and then let a lot go at one time into the diaper so I said she is probably ready to pee in the toilet. So whenever any one of use had to go we would sit on the toilet and let her watch and that was all it took to train her. She continued to wear a diaper to crap into and would kind of lean forward to do it and she eventually got more control over #2 and it was about 4 months later she was doing all her #2 in the toilet. If you are a guy and U are training a girl, never let her see U stand to pee or else she will want to do it and that complicates things. Later on she can be taught to pee standing if she prefers to do it that way. Whenever we went anywhere we put a diaper on her just in case we could not find a bathroom. Once we forgot to do that and we had her pee and crap on a bunch of newspapers in the car. Also I carried a large towel in the car for a girl of any age to use if necessary. Just sit on the towel and piss. What could be simpler? When ya get home, just wash it. A large bath towel holds an amazing amount of pee.

rock goddess
i have just taken the best poo i have ever taken!! i had been holding on all day just to see how long i could. i held on even when i could feel it by my fanny. i was in town and i hate public loos so i just crossed my legs and squeezed by cheeks and prayed. when i got home because i needed to pee i drank more water and watched tv for about an hour and a half until i couldn`t hold. i ran to the toilet and released my load. four 5in poos and a 3 min pee. god did i need to go. who else loves to hold?

I am frm India. I go on camps often and usually travel by train. Once during one of my journeys i felt a turd pushing really hard and ran to the toilet squatted (we have indian toilets) and started to poop. The train stopped at a station. Now i was done and came out of the toilet.
The toilets in indian trins do not have a flush and there is a hole through which your excreta falls out onto the track. After I came out of the toilet the train moved away. And i saw a big crowd on the tracks I wondered what it may be for.........I had done a gigantic job and found that my poop had fallen on the track and the whole station had begun to stink. My friend realised that someone had pooped on the tracks and wondered whom it may be. i was embarrases but told her that it was mine she giggled and told me nice job man! and i was sooo... embarrased.

Kelly--I hope you do write more of your accidents, I enjoyed reading your post very much!

ok people im new at posting so if the story sucks im sorry anyway on with my story this happened last week in walmart i was with my girlfriend when i got the urge to pee but i thought i could hold it until i got home anyway on the way home my girlfriend said lets go to the movies and i said ok when we got into the movies my urge to pee got worse so i told my girlfriend that i got to go pee when i got to the bathrooms they were closed for cleaning i was like oh shit while i started walking back to my girlfriend pee started soaking into my boxers and then through my jeans my girlfriend saw the pee stain on my jeans and just looked at me funny and then the floodgates opened and my boxers and jeans and shoes and i left a huge puddle on the floor i never went back there again

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