Janie
I had a few stomach cramps today, then i got that heavy feeling in my rectum so i went to the bathroom. First some gas, then i pushed and out came a little one, but it was soft... i pushed and all that came out were these 1-2 inch poos that were soft, but i wish they came out more solid.it took me a while, but i finally felt that i could not get any more out. I looked and saw they were kind of greenish and there was a small pile. my stomachs still making noise.
but i was just wondering what you guys use to wipe? just toilet paper? me i prefer to use baby wipes because i feel a lot cleaner using them.Postman
I've been reading a few posts here lately where people talk about unisex toilets. Personally, I've never seen any unisex bathrooms out here in the midwest where I live. I think it's an idea whose time has come. After all, everybody shits and pisses, so what's the big deal? I would love to see it happen out here. I'm pretty sure it would'nt bother me to take a dump next to a pretty young lady.
So where are these unisex toilets? Is it just in certain parts of the country, or what?
See you later.PunkRockBoi
My girl and I to Spain last summer. We went to this nice restaurant, and they made different kinds of beef and chicken sauteed in olive oil. It was very good and she ate her fill. She put her head on my shoulder and told me she felt explosively full, and I agreed that I did too. Then she went off to the bathroom and I waited. She made several other bathroom trips after that, and I wanted to ask her if she was ok, but I didn't want to embarrass her. We were walking back to the hotel we were staying in, when she started walking much faster. "Aye, carajo!" she said. I took her hand and asked her what was up, and she responded with, "Um... stuff. I need to, um, GO. I think it was the olive oil." I told her it was okay, and that we wouldn't go there again, as we entered the building and waited for the elevator. I said the stairs would be faster, but she didn't want to climb them. She squirmed against the wall, clutching her stomach, muttering swear words in Spanish. The elevator opened, we walked in, pressed the number 3, where our room was, and then I opened the door for her as fast as I could. She ran into the bathroom, briskly shut the door, and was in there for a good 15 minutes. I heard her steady stream of farts and explosive poo, followed by long pauses of straining to get it all out. Finally, the toilet flushed, I heard the sound of the sink, then the door opened, and she said, "Let's just say... that olive oil is a good system cleaner."
To Beth: I can hold my piss forever. Probably around 10 hours if I have to. When I was a kid, my family would go on vacations and take the car. We only stopped to use the restroom every 6 hours or so, and they found it inconvenient, so I learned to shut up unless I was going to wet the seat.
To Serena: I don't get the shits quite as often as you do, but they happen at least once every few months. I think that's normal. And I heard it's common for girls to get diarrhea while on their period, so maybe that's why you conveniently get it every month.Anonymous person who doesn't post much
I always had a pledge to never poop at school. So one day I had to poop but I held it.
Then, at recess I had to go really bad now. So eventually I went up to ask the teacher but then the bell rang! :o But the teacher let me even though recess ended. So...I broke my pledge.
I have a question: If yo don't drink anything for a day, how many times do you pee the next day?
Greg
Most of the time (I would say 95% or more) when we see fathers bring young children into public restrooms, it's usually the kid having to go potty and dad having to supervise. They go through a whole rigamarol yelling at the kid not to touch anything and asking them ten times if they are done, etc.
Sometimes however when the roulette wheel of life is spun it's dad's number that comes up and these situations can test a parent's poise under fire.
One time I was at the shopping mall on the can doing my business and there was another guy 2 stalls over doing his thing when I heard the door open accompanied by the voices of a young adult male and two very young children. The adult voice was doing the typical charge to the kids not to touch anything and such when one asked if they were going potty. The adult voice then said that daddy had to use the potty and asked the kids to be patient while he went.
At that point, I saw a pair of adult-sized feet about size 10 enter the middle stall accompanied by 2 pairs of much smaller feet. This time however, it was the bigger pair of feet that turned around and faced the door as the smaller pairs stood there. I then heard the clinking of the belt and saw the pair of jeans next to me crumple up like an accordion as daddy's butt went down on the toilet. This was quickly followed by an explosive machine-gun-like fart followed by a devastating barrage of soft loose crap that seemed to blast out of dad like it was shot from a cannon. Reflexively, before he could even think about it, the young father let out a gasp of relief after the shit had hit the water.
Immediately, the young children burts out in uncontrollable convulsive laughter. "Daddy farted and made a big poop!!!" they exclaimed in glee. In typical kid fashion, they then started imitating the sounds that had just resonated from the toilet and their father's sponataneous gasp of relief.
I could hear the young father's voice try to stay calm as he attempted reason with his kids, but you could tell his voice clearly sounded embarrassed knowing that he had company on either side of him.
"Jason and Jeremy, don't YOU sometimes fart when you go potty?" he tried explaining to them. "Sometimes, big people need to fart when they go to and that's all right." His own words didn't really sounded like they carried a lot of conviction in them, but it did momentarily calm the kids down.
That was until dad crackled again and lots more soft loose shit thundered out of him. This time, the kids were beside themself with uncontrollable laughter. At this point, all dad could do was to admonish his kids to settle down, the humiliation in his voice being plainly evident. The young father got his kids semi-settled just in time for yet one more round of loose soft shit cascading that once again sent his kids in an uproar.
As the father started tearing off some toilet paper, one of the kids asked him for a look in the bowl before he wiped with his brother chiming in with agreement. Reluctantly, the young man stood up for a moment to let his kids have a look. "Wow!!! That's a BIIIG poop!" One of them exclaimed. The young father tried explaining to his boys that they would have big poops too as they got bigger.
Dad's humiliation wasn't quite done however. Now came the business of wiping. After he sat back down and proceeded to wipe, one of the kids exclaimed "Yuck!!! That paper is all poopy!!!"
I managed to wipe and flush along with our other neighbor just before dad and his kids and was washing up just as he emerged with them. When he saw us, his face was nearly beet red with embarassment. I would say he was about 27-30 years old, 6' tall, 180 pounds, brown-haired, blue-eyed, lean and attractive. His 2 kids had just given a detailed account of nearly every aspect of his major dump. I'm sure this young man envisioned a lot of great things about fatherhood when his wife first told she was pregnant, and this probably wasn't one of them.
As we washed up, I tried to make him feel a little better by giving him sort of a "kids will be kids" look He did get a little smile out of this as I washed up and walked out.
Marcus
Hi. Having a colonoscopy done today. Not very fun on my part, butt then what straight guy wants a camera shoved up his ass? Sitting on the toilet right now with hot, brown liquid pouring from my butt. The prep medicine i received is called visicol. Take 3 pills every 15 minutes with 8 ounces of water. 40 pills in two twelve hour treatments. Wish me luck! Procedure is at 10:30 this morning.Girl with Embarrasing story
Hi I can't tell you my name but I have long brown hair and maybe 110 lbs.
I remember one time when I was 11 or 12 we went to the local pool. I wanted to try out new red bikini, which was the first bikini that I ever wore. We had a pretty good time, we ate some KFC which was really greasy but it tasted good. After lunch I went into the pool, splashing water and having fun. Suddenly my stomach started hurting real bad, and I knew I was paying the price for stuffing my belly with the oily stuff. I groaned, doubled over and started rubbing my stomach. It was really embarrasing to have this happen to me at this time but I had no choice so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. The bathroom was pretty grotty, but my stomach hurt sooo much that I sucked it up and sat on the toilet. As soon as I did so a major wave of runny diarrhea came out. My friend came to check up on me adn asked if I was ok, I said I wasnt but would come out soon, which I eventually did after an agonizing 10 minutes on the toilet. I thought it was over and went back into the pool, but within minutes the diarrhea came back and my stomach cramped up again. It was as if my insides were telling me "this one ain't over girl." It hurt soo bad. I thought my insides were going to come out. This time I didn't even make it to the toilet, because as soon as I climbed out of the pool c(thank goodness!) clutching my stomach watery diarrhea poured into my bikini bottom, which was ruined beyond recognition. Shamefaced I went into the bathroom to clean up. While I was cleaning up ANOTHER wave of cramps struck me like a knife in the belly and I went on the toilet again. When I came out of the toilet yet ANOTHER monster-wave of diarrhea struck me and I went to the toilet to have yet more diarrhea. Finally I came out of the toilet stall feeling clammy and weak and feeling like I had been repeatedly punched in the stomach. I squatted down on the tiled floor and pressed my hands and fingers into my abdomen to try to feel better. By this time my friends told me to just shower and try to call home, which I eventually did. I was sick for 4 days after that. 5 days of terrible diarrhea for a 11 or 12 year old girl is about the most embarrasing thing (not to mention tiring and hurting) that could happen. I spent 4 days either in bed with a hot water bottle on my stomach or on the toilet. I begged my parents to give my immodium or something but they refused, saying that diarrhea was my body's way of getting rid of toxins, and instead gave my t????y rubs every hour or so, even though all that the t????y rubs did was give me more diarrhea. My body finally got over it after 4 days of agony. Sure I missed school, but this wasnt worth it.
To this day I try to steer clear of fried chicken.Kitty
This happened when I was about 12, I was in the babysitting service.
I babysitted this girl named Sidney. She was 4 years old when this happened, and moved way when she was about 8. So, I babysitted her for 4 years, part-time.
So, she was playing in her backyard. I watched her, sitting on one of those fold-up chairs. And then I started to see signs, like, holding herself...dancing...etc. so I walked up and asked, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" "No." "You sure." "NO!" "No you're not sure?" "NO!!!!" "Fine." so I walked back, and got seated again. So, a couple minutes past, and it looked worse. I came up to her again and asked "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" "NO!!!!" "Yes, you do." "I DON'T!" NOw, I was SURE of this, so, I was the evil kind of 6th grader, so I picked the squiring kindergartener up and brought her on her poty. She screamed "NO NO NO!!!!!!!" when I placed her on the potty thingy, and I just sat there, like, trapping her. So, I sat there, a couple minutes past. I wondered how she could manage not going, even though she was urgent, and sitting on her toilet thing! So..I waited...and waited...I got so tired I grabbed a mirror and made faces in it. I asked her "Go to the bathroom, you have to." "No! I don't!" "Well, then I guess you wont mind drinking tap." I said, then filled a glass full of tap water, then made Sid drink it. She hesatated., but then I told her to go to the bathroom then, so she drank it.
She shuffled on the potty thing and then there was this weird sound like water falling on a hard service. So then I went to see hat Sidney did, and it looked crystal clear. It didn't smell like pee, really. So, I said "This isn't pee." Then Sidney giggled, and I made her get back on. Her giggling make me an idea. So I started to tickle her and she laughed really loud. So once I heard the weird noise again, and it stopped, I stared again. and yeah, there was yellow stuff in there.
here's another story about Sidney and me!
So, her parents gave me permission to take her to the mall. Actually, they gave me a couple dollar more for each time I took her out. So I decided to take her to the mall and let her buy a toy or something. So we walked (I'm only 14(Sid's 7). I can't drive yet!)to the mall (it's only a couple blocks away from her house) and I bought her (yes, ME. Oh you so wish I was your babysitter.) this toy. and she said she had to pee. So, I went with her to try to look for one. So, it was a REALLY big mall, so eventually got lost. She told me she couldn't hold it much longer. So, I ran into this store, and asked where the bathroom was. She told me to take al eft at the drug store and go to the food court. I thanked her, did as she said, and found the bathroom. To my dismay they were all occupied! There was a HUGE line, and some people were in line for the sinks and the garbage cans. And some already wet or soiled themselves. So Sid was already squirming, so, youknow how theres a drain on the floor? I made her pee in that thingy. There was a werid pee-on-metal noise, but most of it was drained out by someone having diarriea in the garbage can.
quick post! Once when I was 4 I saw a cat pee. Just thought you would like to know!
KittieBigman
Hi just wanted to say hi i love this site i like all the pee standing stories i got a few poop stories if anyone wants to know thanks bigmanMonica
Im Monica second time poster. I told the story about the student putting laxative in my drink. since i posted that i have not put any coffee on my desk. I am extremely shy about using the toilets at this school. it is old and i always think it will not work or worse errupt on my bum. I was on my spare period in the day when nature called. I had to poop but i knew it was not laxative related because I had been feeling it coming on since the morning. I walked up to the teachers washroom which was occupied. I had to use the filthy student toilets. I walked into the bathroom holding my books ignored the girls smoking the broken tiles and all 5 of these girls staring at me wile i walked into the stall. I was waring pants and a red blose. I lowered my pants and panties and tried not to make alot of noise. I felt the filthy sticky toilet seet up agansed my bum and i was squeezeing my books because i was afraid. this was the first time i had been in the girls room at this school. I was reading the grafati on the stall. there was a comment about how im a bitch up there and i knew it i am a bitch to these girls. by the time i was finished there was a girl in the stall next to me. i noticed i had no toilet paper so i said to the next stall excuse me ? the girl said What! i said never mind and i zipped up and left. i could feel my bum was wet but i just wanted to get out of there.
Hey im now 21, im a guy and this is not my story. When I was young i remember i had a babysiter named dianne. she would always use the toilet everywhere we go. one day me and dianne went to the libary where she took the liberty of explaneing to the libarian that ishe had to poop. i was 5 so i had to come in stalls rooms to watch her poop. When she would pick me up from school she would take me stright to the teachers bathroom. As a matter of fact i still remember the first time she brought me in the bathroom. she dragged me to the supermarket where she then dragged me into the ladies room. I remember i was sorta facinated.but when she lowered her pants and panties i felt wierd because i was sitting on the floor. after her i never saw another human on the toilet and i never want to
cop yo
I remember an incident on the job one day where a store owner beat up a 47 year old stay @ home mom because she did her buissiness in his private toilet. the woman was regretfully charged with trustpassing. that scum bag had no right to first of all invade on this womans privacy and second of all touch her. the laws the law im a cop in detroit mi. that was the only incident i got on 9 yrs on da forse
Penny from SA. Went for a shit at the beach ablution blocks while on holiday and saw a lovely 30 ish lady feet on the bowl squatting no modesty with a huge log hanging out of her bum. No doors here but she could have at least held a towel in front of her. Maybe she was scared of falling off. I could see everything pussy peeing onto the floor and this tail hanging out of her bum.. She said to me that the seat was too dirty to sit on and she had to go and cannot hover. Heard the splash as the log hit the water then a load of gassy mushy shit that hit the back of the loo.
Bang go the stories of ladies needing privacy and doors.THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER A few problems. I have developed a bit of a disk problem in my lower back and it is presenting itself in pain around the hip and lower back. There are, amonst others, two problems, the first is that I cannot push to do Number 2`s and the second is that as I have minimal hip movement I can only just touch my hole with my left hand ( I am right handed) and as a consequence cannot properly wipe my bottom. This has not been a problem for the last few days because I have not been able to push anything out. I went to the physiotherapist and as she massaged around my hip (at the front) she touched the colon area and it was FULL. This afternoon my back is a bit better so I thought I would have to get my bowels opened. My partner said I should take a laxative but tomorrow I have too much on and it could all get a bit awkward. I cannot bend sufficiently to give myself a suppository so I headed to the super market and bought some prune juice.... this works well on me. I am now having some very smelly farts and trying to build up pressure so it flows out without too much effort.... I am waiting and will post back when I get results.
Success, just back from the dunny, a gush of soft and hard poo without any difficulty and then a small gush and the wipping only took two wipes!
desperate to poop
Hi outdoor Jenny
Cool story. I have often pooped outdoors. One story, a desp story, springs to mind a few years ago.
My g/f and I were driving back from a stay in Cornwall. We had been out the night before for a gorgeous curry and beer. Driving back down a country road my ???? was starting to tell me last nights curry wanted out! I knew my g/f would have to go soon as well as she let of a SBD!!! Phewey!!!. Anyway 10 mins later she said 'we better find a loo I'm burstin for a shit'. I said 'me too' and I was. Anyway we drove for another 20 mins and there was no sign of a toilet anywhere!! I was now really dying to go and my g/f was also fidgiting a lot and holding her bum. The smell in the car was rank. Finally I spotted a laybay and a hedge. I said 'I gotta go now!!! and pulled over'. I flew out of the car and behind the hedge and dropped my pants and started shitting hot soft serve. God what a relief. My girlfriend sooned joined me, hiked up her skirt and did the same. We must have been there a good ten-fifteen mintues. Just as we were almost done another lady, quite ????, pulled up and rushed out. She was startled to see us both there dumping heavy loads. She apologised and said she was absolutely bursting. I said don't worry I know the feeling. With that she turned facing us and started moaning loadly and a big wide poo started to come out. We finished and wiped and I asked did she need any TP. She said she was fine and with that we left her unloading.
There's been some great stories on here lately.
anyone got any stories of being really desperate to poop and having to wait for ages for a cucible? What's the longest you've waited?
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Suzi
Hi my name is Suzi im a 20 year old female, long time lurker but 1st time poster. Please answer the following survey so we can learn a little bit more about eachother. Include a little discription about yourself when you fill out the survey!
1. How often do you have to poop?
2. When you poop, how long does it take?
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace?
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan?
5. Do you poop in public restrooms?
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat?
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks?
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated?
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe)
10. How do you know when you have to poop?
11. Do you ever clog the toilet?
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down?
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place?
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe)
15. How many times do you need to wipe?
Happy poopings to you all! I will post my raunchy pooping stories soon!
Punk Rock Girl
To NEW NUMBER TWO: Personally, I always pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles, unless the floor of the bathroom is nasty and I don't want to risk my pants touching the floor. Then I go to just below my knees. But at home and work, I pull them all the way down. Just the way I do it.
The only time I've pulled them down to my thighs (or "just enough" as some say) is if I'm in a stall with no door. I do that more out of courtesy for the other gals in the bathroom. I assume they don't want to see my bush.
Peace!
PRG
JaLe
Here is my answers to Suzi's survey:
I am 44 years old, blonde and petite woman.
1. How often do you have to poop? Once a day, sometimes twice.
2. When you poop, how long does it take? 3-10 minutes.
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace? Usually it comes out without needing push much.
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan? It varies, but usually smell is not really strong, something between mild and bearable.
5. Do you poop in public restrooms? Yes, I love to poop public restroom and listen others going.
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat? Only if it looks dirty.
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks? Sometimes skid marks.
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated? No.
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe) I read only if I am constipated and I know it will take more time than usual. It helps me relaxing.
10. How do you know when you have to poop? I start feeling gassy and I feel my rectum fill up with poop.
11. Do you ever clog the toilet? Rarely
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down? No
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place? Yes
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe) Fortunately not. Constipated maybe once a month, diarhea just 2-3 times a year.
15. How many times do you need to wipe? After hard and dry poop just one or two times. If it is sloppy and sticky then numerous times, maybe 10 or even more.
diarrhea girl
1. How often do you have to poop? about once every other day but more when I have diarrhea/softer poops
2. When you poop, how long does it take? it depends but usually not longer than 5mins
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace? let it come out unless I'm constipated, then I push really really hard
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan? yeh I usually spray
5. Do you poop in public restrooms? no only if I really can't hold it
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat? no
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks? yeh there's often skid marks but I clean them though
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated? I used to but haven't for a while
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe) no
10. How do you know when you have to poop? get stomach cramps, lots of gas, often feel it start to come out
11. Do you ever clog the toilet? yep
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down? yeah especially when I have diarrhea/soft poop. Because I don't usually force it I sometimes just have a really small amount and then a few mins later the rest will be starting to come out so I have to go back
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place? yeh sometimes
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe) not really that often but when I'm on my period I usually get runnier poop
15. How many times do you need to wipe? it varies from loads to only 2/3 times
xxxPaul
1. How often do you have to poop? 5 times a day.
2. When you poop, how long does it take? If i'm pooping normally it takes about 30 minutes. If it's dirrhea i will stay on the toilet for hours.
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace? I push like crazy.
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan? yeah.
5. Do you poop in public restrooms? I try not to cuz it's emmbarassing but i will when i have explosive diarrhea.
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat? not cuz i hover over the toilet.
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks? both.
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated? When i have diarrhea i do.
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe) no.
10. How do you know when you have to poop? I get the worst stomach cramps. they are so bad sometimes i can't move or make it to the toilet.
11. Do you ever clog the toilet? no.
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down? like all the time.
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place? i'm a guy but that happens to me too.
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe) i'm useally constipated in the way where i have difficulty pooping. I have dirrhea once a month and it's so much that one time i filled up the toilet with dirrhea.
15. How many times do you need to wipe? if i have dirrhea useally more than 20 times. regular poop about 10 times.Sweet Survey-er
To answer Suzi's Survey
1. How often do you have to poop?
ONCE OR TWICE A DAY
2. When you poop, how long does it take?
USUALLY 2-3 MINUTES.
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace?
IF I'M IN A HURRY, I PUSH BUT USUALLY LET IT COME OUT ON IT'S OWN
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan?
YEAH IT SMELLS BAD.BUT I DON'T USE SPRAY. IT MAKES IT SMELLS WORSE.
5. Do you poop in public restrooms?
NOT USUALLY. ONLY IF I AM DESPERATE AND CAN'T HOLD IT (DIAHORREA)
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat?
NO, I HOVER IF IT'S MESSY
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks?
I FLUSH AND THERE IS RARELY SKID MARKS.
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated?
ONLY WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL. EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL!
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe)
NO.
10. How do you know when you have to poop?
WHEN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BUTT OR HAVE STOMACH PAINS
11. Do you ever clog the toilet?
NO. AUSTRALIAN TOILETS RARELY GET CLOGGED.
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down?
ONLY WHEN CONSTIPATED.
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place?
YEAH SOMETIMES.
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe)
NO NEITHER. JUST LOOSE AND MUSHY
15. How many times do you need to wipe?
USUALLY ABOUT 3 OR 4.
JaLe
Here is my answers to Suzi's survey:
I am 44 years old, blonde and petite woman.
1. How often do you have to poop? Once a day, sometimes twice.
2. When you poop, how long does it take? 3-10 minutes.
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace? Usually it comes out without needing push much.
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan? It varies, but usually smell is not really strong, something between mild and bearable.
5. Do you poop in public restrooms? Yes, I love to poop public restroom and listen others going.
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat? Only if it looks dirty.
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks? Sometimes skid marks.
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated? No.
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe) I read only if I am constipated and I know it will take more time than usual. It helps me relaxing.
10. How do you know when you have to poop? I start feeling gassy and I feel my rectum fill up with poop.
11. Do you ever clog the toilet? Rarely
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down? No
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place? Yes
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe) Fortunately not. Constipated maybe once a month, diarhea just 2-3 times a year. 15. How many times do you need to wipe? After hard and dry poop just one or two times. If it is sloppy and sticky then numerous times, maybe 10 or even more.