Renee
Hellowe everyone! Happy Friday!
Jane: Thanks for your note! We love your stories too, keep ‘em coming girl!
to Jeff A: What a guy! When I read what you said about calling us “Ren and Stinky” we both laughed so hard we almost didn’t make it to the bathroom! Ever since, we’ve been calliing each other that. Stinky is a very good name for Malita. It’s funny, she’s always called me Ren anywya. Jeff, I’ve always meant to send a note to you, but have been so busy that I haven’t had the time. Carmalita has also been very busy. She volunteers a few nights a week working with Hispanic youth, helping them to realize their goals. It’s really cool because she sets up painting sessions, and day hikes, and movies, and all sorts of stuff, especially for the children of migrant families in the area. I’m very proud of her. Oh well, enough about that loca!
Jeff, this one is just for you:
I took a serious shit today. It was one monster turd pile trust me! I’d just gotten out of bed, and had my first two cups of coffee. That’s how I start my mornings before work. I was just sipping away when I farted something evil. Wearing only a robe, I headed into the bedroom bathroom. Malita was still sleeping. She sleeps nude, and looked just like a Rembrant painting or something. Beautiful black curly hair draped over pillows, and lovely, naked brown skin on white sheets. Oh well, enough of that! I came into the bathroom and closed the door so the light wouldn’t bother her. It was warm in there, so I slipped off my robe and sat on the toilet. It only took a matter of seconds before I could feel an over ripe banana starting to push out. It was thick, and long, and made yucky sounds before it splashed. It stunk real bad too. It was followed by two more heavy chunks that ker ????ed hard. By now the room was very smelly. The turds were big, I could feel my butt beginning! to relax after they were out. I sat there in my own smell for a few minutes before the next round. Then, out it came, this really fat, sticky thing that crackled like crazy, got stuck, and hung out of my ass for a few minutes. I felt like a fool sitting there sliding back and forth trying to work it loose. I could feel this big turd swinging back and forth like a pendulum . It was getting lighter and lighter, and I knew it was about to break and fall off. Finally it did, and splatted hard on top of the other two. It was one of those really gross dumps that I hate where I have to wipe about 20 times to get it all because a peice broke off and was still in my ass. By then, Carmalita came in, naked and yawning, with a cup of coffee. She just sat on the edge of the tub, her face puffy from sleep, and her hair wild and flowing in all directions. (She’ll kill me when she reads this!) Even without makeup she’s a honey! She said “Smells good in here, like meatloaf or something” then! she yawned again. I couldn’t believe it! I told her I had a messy butt because of a stubborn turd, and she pulled out a new roll of toilet paper from under the sink, and motioned me to lean forward with her other hand. She first looked into the bowl, and commented on my huge efforts. There were 3 yellowy, firm logs, the biggest being about 14” long and a serious 2 1/2” thick. 2 1/2” is a really thick turd in my opinion. When you look at it it’s hard to believe it came out of you! The other two turds were just as thick, but not nearly as long. One was about 10” and the other about 8. Malita flushed them first, and the big turd swirled like crazy but wouldn’t go down. It got stuck, and left brown stains all over the bowl. I couldn’t believe it, but Carmalita just reached down, and poked it through with her finger! She then washed up at the sink, and came back to wipe my rear end very thoroughly. She dug in, massaged, and wiped, and I was right, it took about 10, or 15 passes,! and five more flushes just to gget me ready for a shower. After she was finished, she just leaned forwrd, and kissed me on the forehead, and said she loves me. Isn’t that a great way to start the weekend? If we don’t get rained out, we’re going for a hike tomorrow! Carmalita’s going to load up on macaroni and cheese tonight just for the ocassion! Oh yeah, that earthquake really rocked our world!
Ren
Kevin L.
Rick asked if we look at our TP before dropping it. If I poo in the woods or someplace other than a toilet, I often just drop it on the ground or elsewhere. When I poo on the toilet, I wipe my butt, I usually fold the paper so it is 3 or 4 layers thick. Then after I wipe, I fold the dirty part inside and reuse the paper. Usually I get 3 or so wipes with about 1 ft of paper. My dad and brothers do this too. I think my mom does this too. My dad said it saves trees. Usually I look when I fold. I can usually tell from the way it feels while I am wiping how much poo will be on it. Sometimes when I wipe, I wipe from the front, between my legs, other times I go from the back under my legs.
Today, I had some more nasty poos. When I woke up, I really had to go. My oldest brother was pooing on the toilet, so I had to use my little brothers little potty. Josh woke up after I did. He came in and said what are you doing there? I said pooping. I also peed. I almost filled the little bowl with my pee. There was a lot fo really loose poo in the potty when I was done. I got up and wiped my butt. Josh sat down and made a poo and peed. He only pooed 2 logs. I left it for my oldest brother to take care of when he was done. After breakfast I had to poo again. I got to the toilet first. josh and eric used the little potty. Then billy came in. He just peed. So I helped josh clean himself. Then I emptied the little potty.
I did not have to poo again until after lunch. It kind of came on suddenly. WHile my teacher was talking, I had to get up and go. Fortunately, the boys room is in the back of our class. She asked why I am getting up while she was speaking. I said, becase if I don't i am going to poop my pants. Everyone laughed, included me. Then I went and dropped my load. It was mushy then too. After school, some freinds came over to my house to play nintendo. While we were playing, I farted some really smelly ones. Then I said, I will be back in a minute. While I was pooing, my mom came. She needed to put more toothpaste into the medicine cabinet. She said, boy, you are really stinking up the place. I said, yeah, I think it is those antibiotics. SHe said, yeah. We she gave us yogart after dinner. I did not have to poo sense then.
Penny
Of course you must look at the paper when you wipe. If you put body cream on your ring you will have no problems. In SA the climate is so dry we cream our whole body twice a day. Not just the exposed skin but every thing that includes the buttocks the crack the annus especially and with us ladies the front, labia and all. The cream on the annus helps if the turd is dry and hard and if wet very little residue stays over. It is also nice to walk around with a clean bum and no skids. Wipe relaxed so that you can get a finger just inside about 10 mm the annus.marc
I had an interesting experience today at lunch. I went to a local resturant for a sandwich . My table was located close to the ladies room. While I was waiting for my order a woman about 50 ran into the ladies without shutting the door to the ladies room . I could hear her shut the door to the stall and a few moments later could hear her farts. You could tell she was doing a good dump. The waitress came by and I politely asked her to close the door because of the embrassment and also the smell which was coming out of the bathroom. The waitress closed the door and after the woman left, the waitress returned to the bathroom with an air freshner spray can. My guess is that woman filled the bowl, for sure.
Donnie
Ive been lurking about this site for some time and reading about all the poop experiences and funny stuff but I was reading today about the Mcdonalds bit and having to take a shit after eating there.
Here where I live we got them all, Burger King, Mac, Long Dongs Silvers, Arbees, Wendys and more. Id go and hit one here and there for lunch sometims. Then I got wise that everytime I ate Burger King Whapper I hadda shit soon after. I found this to be the case with Big Macs too. It was so funny that all the guys at work then would say, "Im going down to Burger King for an EX-LAX burger." I thought that was weird until I read postings here on this board.
One thing I observed at these places is that they clean the grill and use some sort of caustic cleaner that contanins some stong soap or somthing else (I wont name here) and the "kids" that work there dont clean off the grill very well and some of that stuff gets on your burger. I noticed that you can taste it. Its not one place, but several and Ive had burgers at different Burger Kings and Macs over time out of the city as well.
Id eat one, as well as my girlfriend then about 4 to 6 hrs later you get a cramp. It would get stronger and stronger until you better hit the crapper or you shit your pants. You get to the toilet and pass a lot of stinky gas then you poop out what you had earlier that day or last nite. Then the burger would come out, plop plop. With cramps no less. Im not puttin down these eating places but I kow if I gotta shit, and am clogged up, I just get one of them. Any one else got that same experience?
Jeff A
Hi all. Well, here in the Pacific Northwest we had a pretty decent earthquake yesterday. I work in a skyscraper and got to feel it sway back and forth. It was a real waker upper. Had I enough fuel in me, I may have been able to mess my own pants.
STEVE: 3rd dan, Aikido? My God! That's quite impressive. I did a documentary on Aikido some years back. Being in the company of these people for the months it took to complete it was the best experience ever. I was also well aquainted with the working end of Shiho Nage and Kosho Nage, and had never been thrown over someone's shoulder by a bent arm before. It was actually kind of fun. Northern Shao-Lin was fun, but unfortunately I'm 6'3" and traditional chinese stances are too difficult. But I did spend many years with it, and it did come in handy when I really needed it to save my life once during an attack. Steve, you have some really great credits, and sound like a great guy. I can sympathize with your testing experiecnes. You really wouldn't want to mess your Hakama though! Whenever I tested, or went to a tournament, I wouldn't eat anything solid the night before just to safeguard agains that, because I was always really nervous.
Maybe I should do a documentary on women pooping huh? Okay, I've just talked myself into it. I need volunteers. Oh Carmalita....
Take care,
J.Dave-NY
I was looking back at the old posts and found a few posts by someone named Cindy who said she liked to hold her poop in until it grew to a tremendous size, and then try and get it out. Does anyone know if she still posts here? And if she does, I'd love to here another post like that from her. I sometimes like to do that too, as I said in one of my last few posts, and I'd like some kind of response to that. Anyone out there like to do the same thing?
Happy and huge motions to all!waltraud
I`m just a girl from germany,and I pee wherever I want.All I want to Know is,why do all my friends (f)pee squatting? I think easier and sexier to do it standing.Kram
Hi Everybody!
Just wanted to tell anyone reading that I made about a two-foot poop the other day. I felt really good coming out, and it was so long that it was resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl before it broke off. I watched it form too! It was pretty cool!
ERICA - Love your stories!! :) Makes me wish I was a kid in your neighborhood at the time. When I was a kid, I was always affraid that my parents would find out about stuff like that. So I kept my "play time" in the bathroom. Until I was a little older - about 12 or 13 - at that time when my parents would go out, I'd start playing around by putting paper towels in my underwear pooping in them.
Send more stories, Erica! They're great!!
KramMetfan
Has any one seen the video of Metallica's 'Whiskey In The Jar'?
The video is set in a house (a party is taking place) and you
see a woman heading into the toilet. She sits down. Later in the
video you see her wipe and pull up her pants.
(Little does she know that there is someone hiding in the bath tub
watching her)
Earlier in the video you see a woman lying next to the toilet
(obviously just finished doing taking a crap)
and there is this guy sitting, looking into the toilet admiring
her turds!
What a goldmine this video is!
Bob (a.k.a. Sandman)
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been on vacation (not the whole time, of course)!
By the way, does anybody know of any video-type documentaries dealing with the subject of poo, and where you could rent or purchase these (via the internet, mail order, or at a video store)?
I'm NOT looking for the "adult" type of material, just videos that show the joy of defecation, and the various issues / beliefs / routines / and/or customs of people in the U.S. and around the world. Something on how people approach the wide-ranging subject of relieving oneself, and "tasteful" demonstrations of how men and women sit on the toilet and relieve themselves. Something like that!
Any information would be greatly appreciated. I'll post again later - Bob (a.k.a. Sandman)
Kendal
I think the girl on the toilet in the picture looks ever so happy. Hasn't she got a lovely smiley face ? I wonder what she is looking at, or is it who ?
GEMI: Glad you are feeling back to normal, and that you are enjoying nice relieving poos ! You mustn't go away. Sometimes people don't always see each other's posts especially if they haven't visited the site for some time. Take care, love Kendal x
TEENAGED GIRL: Wow, I had been saying about wanting to read more stories about wees lately, and then you post your brilliant story about you and your friend Rachael. I really enjoyed reading that, so thank you very much ! Love from Kendal x
LAURA: I also liked your story about a buddy wee with Neil. Andrew does the same thing when he has a wee with me watching, taking his jeans and undies down before standing and sending his wee into the toilet with jet propulsion ! Love from Kendal x
ELLIE: So glad to hear that Little Lou is on the mend. PV, Steve and Louise are such nice people aren't they ? I'm with PV. We'll really know that Lou is better when she lets you go in with her to the toilet, but she will be completely better if she could share the beautiful experience that you had with Kev. It brought tears to my eyes when you described how you sat on Kev's knee and then just cuddled. Andrew and I didn't quite do that, I was too worried about weeing on the floor, but next time we decide to do it, we'll definitely cuddle as well ! Now, if like PV said, Lou could also decide to experience the wonderful feeling of sitting on your brother's knee, cuddling and weeing together, we really will know that she is feeling completely better. Is Lou reading our posts as well, or are you just telling her about them ? It would be lovely to hear from her again. Andrew ( who told me to send her a hug again from him ) and I would be so thrilled to hear whatever she has ! to say, and tell her not to worry about spellings ! We just want to hear from her !! Take care all three of you. Lots of love from Kendal xxx.
PV: It has been wonderful to have all these lovely experiences recently, and all the more wonderful to share them with beautiful kind people like you. I'm so glad you're enjoying reading about them. It's just a shame that they have all had to be written from my perspective. It would have been lovely to have seen what Kirsty and Andrew wrote about the sit on knees wees ! Take care, favourite Aunt ! Love from Kendal xx.
LOUISE: Somehow I've managed to miss your peeing contest story that PV was talking about. How I managed that I just don't know, especially as I've been more interested in wees rather than poos lately !! And as for Andrew calling me Kendal Tiny Bladder, well, I'm quite used to his teasing by now ! He's shortened it to Kendal TB now ! The naughty boy ! But then, what can you expect from a boy who sits on other girl's knees with his bare bum while they are having a quiet and private toilet session in the dark !!!! ( Ha ! ). It was funny how Andrew took the watering can to wash the grass, but then I would hardly call it a little drop of wee that we managed ! I was completely bursting and must have beaten my record, although I shall never know for sure, and Kirsty was hissing away like mad ! The path was completely awash, and as for Andrew's jet stream, well, Andrew TB is never a name I could call him back !! Glad you liked the story anyway. I shall try and find your pee! story now, after I've spoken to my bestest friend here. Love from kendal xx.
LINDA: Girl !!! Where are you ? Andrew and I just can't contain ourselves. Now we know that you wouldn't normally take this long to reply, so we are assuming that the Moderator doesn't like you again, and that you have been trying. Well keep trying, leaving out any controversial bits ( like Andrew watching !, he can easily imagine that for himself !!! ) And you can always say that someone was combing your hair without saying who !! Spanish dress big wee story, Please, pretty please !! By the way, Dad says what a lovely respectful girl you are calling him "Mr Kendal's Dad Sir" ! But he says you can drop the Mr and the Sir. He's quite happy being called Kendal's Dad. In fact he says he has been meaning to reply to you when you told that little story about your Dad. So watch out ! ( He'll have to now I've said he was going to !!). Anyway, you take care my friend. Lots of love from Kendal xxx, and a big XOXO from Andrew !
KATE: Not forgetting you either !! I bet you've never tried a three on knees wee !! Do you reckon Matthew and Phil / Paul will be up for it ? You would have to be the filling in the middle of the sandwich ! Take care, lots of love Kendal xx
Anne (The Bus Driver)
Hello all, especially Adrian. I dont think giving up chocolate will give you the runs, if anything, if you habitually eat a lot of chocolate, you may get a bit constipated if you leave it out of your diet. I cant see me voluntarily giving up anything, I like my food, I dont smoke, drink very little (as a Public Service Driver I wont risk my license and employment), but I do like sweets. So I will think of you having 6 or 7 weeks without chocs or candies, if it does something for you, fair enough.
PPG your toilet near the bus stop reminds me of our toilets at the bus garage. If you stand in the yard near the workshops when it isnt too noisy you can hear the sound effects both from the Male and Female drivers toilets. Doesnt seem to bother anyone. When I was at school the Girls Toilets had frosted glass windows which were sealed but with ventilation slats at the top. It was possible if standing in the yard nearby to hear some of the sounds, again this didnt bother anyone, or if it did nobody ever said anything about it. BTW PPG as well as letting the whole turd come out in a oner, (I would NEVER pinch off a log!), try using moist wipes instead of ordinary toilet paper as this cleans the anal area far better and prevents itches and irritation and dirty brown skidmarks in the seat of your panties.
On the matter of boys listening outside the toilet door when a woman or girl is doing a number two, this is so common from what I have read here and my own experiences. Indeed, a week or so ago I was visiting a friend and when I went to the toilet for a motion after dinner I noticed her teenaged son was in the hallway outside the toilet. This didnt concern me at all, if he wanted to listen I was happy to perform. I must admit I did play it up a bit, rustling my skirt as I lifted it up round my waist and when I pulled down my panties, I thwacked the elastics at the waist and legs, did my wee wee with quite some force to make a louder tinkling, then with a bit of exaggerated straining, "OH! AH! UH!" I dropped two nice big logs KER-SPLOONK! KUR-SPOOL-LOOSH!" I then wiped my bum and although I pulled the flush the bigger of my two jobbies (a fat lumpy 12 incher) stuck in the pan. I left it for the lad to see and sure enough when I came out of the toilet I heard him go in no do! ubt to have a look at what I had done. I feel he was well satisfied!
Carol, I love your stories, keep them coming!
Tony
Before I post the main text I would make an observation. It used to be allowed that posters could put their country after their names, thus I always signed myself Tony (Scotland) and I noticed that others did likewise, such as my froends George and Moira and some others such as Adrian and Nicola both "England". Now in my case this was to distinguish myself from another Tony who sometimes posts, especially as his postings were about matters such as wetting himself and even shitting his underpants. Putting "Scotland" was not out of any nationalistic motive. Now I see that the Moderator seems to be editing out the person's country. It can also be relevant in the context of expressions used as some US toilet terminology and customs ring strange to UK ears and vice versa. So can the Moderator please confirm if the poster's country is being edited out or not? Anyway, Im the Scot's Tony.
I love Carol the Housewife's postings. Yes, if you have read Old Posts you will see that I have since childhood enjoyed listening to a woman or girl doing a big solid motion. I wish my mother had been as open as you and had let me accompany her into the toilet to watch when she did a motion as you did with your lad but I suppose it was a different era with more prudish attitudes. I have to say she was as open as she could be, given the times and her religion . I would also have loved to have seen you standing with your skirt up and in your panties as the lads outside the train toilet did.
PPG Many years ago there was a similar bus stop outside a Public Toilet near my house in Glasgow and luckily it was the Ladies section of the toilet next to the stop. Both have now gone as the area was redeveloped and this public toilet was demolished. Now although I had never been in the Ladies section I had visited the Gents and , the urinals on the inside wall apart, I imagine the two toilets were otherwise identical. There were 6 cubicles with wcs along the outer wall with a slatted obscured glass window high enough up the wall to let in light and provide ventilation but not let the shape of the user be seen. Now these windows allowed all the intimate sounds to be heard, to my great pleasure. Often Id see a teenaged girl or woman go into the toilet and hear her perform. Many times of course this was only for a wee wee and a few minutes later I would see her come back out but every so often I would be lucky and she would do a motion. I can remember vividly one particul! ar incident. I was about 16 or so and was waiting at that stop. A plain ???? blonde woman of about 40 I would say approached and went into the Ladies. I hoped she was going to do a motion. I could hear her footsteps come closer and she went into one of the cubicles. As I stood directly under its window I heard her bolt the door and the rustle as she hitched up her skirt and pulled down her knickers. She did her wee wee and I could hear the tinkling then gave a loud fart. I hoped she was going to do a motion and sure enough to my joy I heard her straining "NN! UH! PLOP! PLONK! PLOONK!" She was a bit constipated by the sound of it and passed some hard balls, then after a few moments, she grunted again "NN! UH! OH! OOO! AH! then KUR-SPOL-LOOMP! KUR-SPLOOSH! she dropped two big jobbies, then wiped her bum , pulled up her knickers and dropped her skirt pulled the flush and came out. I was well turned on and couldnt help but smile as she came to stand next to me in the bus queue a! nd I noticed she was still a bit red in the face from her exertions. I thought to myself, I know what you have just done and I visualised her sitting on the pan doing her big jobbies.
Adrian, I used to observe Lent as a kid and in my early teens being brought up as a Roman Catholic. I gave up religion in my late teens and am now an Agnostic as is my wife Theresa. Each to their own, if religion does something for you, good luck. I would think that giving up chocolate would make you constipated not loose. The Mexicans used to use Chocolate as a laxative and I know that eating too much chocolate can cause the runs as I can remember going on a post Lent Easter Egg chocolate binge and having a bad dose of diarrhea afterwards.
I did a nice big easy motion this morning. On the way home last night I had a couple of Burger King Whoppers with cheese (no salad, I hate the stuff). This morning after Theresa had gone to work, (she didnt do a motion this morning, she will probably do one this evening when she comes home), as I have a day's leave I got up later and after a few minutes I felt a big one come down. I went to the toilet, pulled down my grey Calvin Kline briefs and sat on the pan. After doing a long wee wee I felt my ring dilate and a big, fat easy smooth jobbie slid out into the pan with a FLOOMP! It was smooth and curved like a big sausage and I could see the seeds from the burger buns embedded in it. As I did it in our upstairs toilet I will leave it for Theresa to see and hopefully buddy dump her own jobbie on top of it when she comes home.Lawn Dogs Kid
LITTLE LOU: Glad to found out from Ellie that you are beginning to feel better, and that you went with her when she needed the toilet. I thought that story about Ellie and Kev going together sitting on knees was lovely. Just think, I'm sure Kev would love to have his little sister do the same with him as well, or even Ellie might enjoy having you sit on her knee. It sounds very weird, but it is an incredible experience. Have you been reading the stories from Kendal ? Unfortunately, my versions haven't been posted, and thus my other messages to you have been missing too. So this is a short post just for you, Linda and Kate to try and make sure you get to know that I'm thinking of you ( and Kendal as well I'm sure ). Big hug, love from Andrew x.
LINDA: Have you been having trouble like me recently getting your messages posted ? Well I hope you keep on trying like I have with this post. I am just dying to hear about one of your toilet visits wearing that spanish dress. Kendal's a funny girl, asking if I could comb your hair sometime ! Hope everyone in the Cousin household is well. Take care babe, XOXO
KATE: In the immortal words of firstly Linda, and then Kendal, GRRRRRRRRRR ! ( Joke ! ). Kendal's Dad gave me some stick about you reminding me of sitting on Kirsty's knee ! However, I think seeing as Kirsty got to sit on my knee when we all had a wee sitting on the garden wall, she has kind of got her own back, even if this was planned while the other certainly was not ! Loved your story from the bridge ! Look forward to the next Hertfordshire events ! Love from Andrew.
Kendal
I think the girl on the toilet in the picture looks ever so happy. Hasn't she got a lovely smiley face ? I wonder what she is looking at, or is it who ?
GEMI: Glad you are feeling back to normal, and that you are enjoying nice relieving poos ! You mustn't go away. Sometimes people don't always see each other's posts especially if they haven't visited the site for some time. Take care, love Kendal x
TEENAGED GIRL: Wow, I had been saying about wanting to read more stories about wees lately, and then you post your brilliant story about you and your friend Rachael. I really enjoyed reading that, so thank you very much ! Love from Kendal x
LAURA: I also liked your story about a buddy wee with Neil. Andrew does the same thing when he has a wee with me watching, taking his jeans and undies down before standing and sending his wee into the toilet with jet propulsion ! Love from Kendal x
ELLIE: So glad to hear that Little Lou is on the mend. PV, Steve and Louise are such nice people aren't they ? I'm with PV. We'll really know that Lou is better when she lets you go in with her to the toilet, but she will be completely better if she could share the beautiful experience that you had with Kev. It brought tears to my eyes when you described how you sat on Kev's knee and then just cuddled. Andrew and I didn't quite do that, I was too worried about weeing on the floor, but next time we decide to do it, we'll definitely cuddle as well ! Now, if like PV said, Lou could also decide to experience the wonderful feeling of sitting on your brother's knee, cuddling and weeing together, we really will know that she is feeling completely better. Is Lou reading our posts as well, or are you just telling her about them ? It would be lovely to hear from her again. Andrew ( who told me to send her a hug again from him ) and I would be so thrilled to hear whatever she has ! to say, and tell her not to worry about spellings ! We just want to hear from her !! Take care all three of you. Lots of love from Kendal xxx.
PV: It has been wonderful to have all these lovely experiences recently, and all the more wonderful to share them with beautiful kind people like you. I'm so glad you're enjoying reading about them. It's just a shame that they have all had to be written from my perspective. It would have been lovely to have seen what Kirsty and Andrew wrote about the sit on knees wees ! Take care, favourite Aunt ! Love from Kendal xx.
LOUISE: Somehow I've managed to miss your peeing contest story that PV was talking about. How I managed that I just don't know, especially as I've been more interested in wees rather than poos lately !! And as for Andrew calling me Kendal Tiny Bladder, well, I'm quite used to his teasing by now ! He's shortened it to Kendal TB now ! The naughty boy ! But then, what can you expect from a boy who sits on other girl's knees with his bare bum while they are having a quiet and private toilet session in the dark !!!! ( Ha ! ). It was funny how Andrew took the watering can to wash the grass, but then I would hardly call it a little drop of wee that we managed ! I was completely bursting and must have beaten my record, although I shall never know for sure, and Kirsty was hissing away like mad ! The path was completely awash, and as for Andrew's jet stream, well, Andrew TB is never a name I could call him back !! Glad you liked the story anyway. I shall try and find your pee! story now, after I've spoken to my bestest friend here. Love from kendal xx.
LINDA: Girl !!! Where are you ? Andrew and I just can't contain ourselves. Now we know that you wouldn't normally take this long to reply, so we are assuming that the Moderator doesn't like you again, and that you have been trying. Well keep trying, leaving out any controversial bits ( like Andrew watching !, he can easily imagine that for himself !!! ) And you can always say that someone was combing your hair without saying who !! Spanish dress big wee story, Please, pretty please !! By the way, Dad says what a lovely respectful girl you are calling him "Mr Kendal's Dad Sir" ! But he says you can drop the Mr and the Sir. He's quite happy being called Kendal's Dad. In fact he says he has been meaning to reply to you when you told that little story about your Dad. So watch out ! ( He'll have to now I've said he was going to !!). Anyway, you take care my friend. Lots of love from Kendal xxx, and a big XOXO from Andrew !
KATE: Not forgetting you either !! I bet you've never tried a three on knees wee !! Do you reckon Matthew and Phil / Paul will be up for it ? You would have to be the filling in the middle of the sandwich ! Take care, lots of love Kendal xx
Friday, March 02, 2001
TC
Question for Teenaged Girl. When you were in that traffic jam and you ended up running into the bushes to poop, how did you wipe your butt when you were done? Does anyone ever poop outside and not have anything to wipe with?
Rick
A woman I once knew told me she never looked at the toilet paper when she wiped after pooping. She said she could just tell by the "feel" of the paper when she was done. Does anyone else do that? Does anyone here NOT look at the TP when they wipe?Cori
Does anyone here wipe more than once with the same paper?Poster
Meagan, from page 535, where do you poop most often, and do you have any stories to tell?