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Saturday, December 9, 2000


Doug
THE SAGA OF BROWN POOP AND GOLDEN PEE

Once upon a future time there was a grest high school football player named George Lovejoy. He was a great defensive lineman. During football games he often injured opposing quarter backs and offensive linemen; many times they were out for the season. It got so bad that when ever he played there were always extra medical personnel, just in case.

In Gearges sophomore year in high school he cloged a toilet in his high school's locker room. The coach (a bit miffed) found a plunger and said "Unclog it, Brown-Poop." The name stuck. When ever they visited another school Brown-Poop would clog a toilet before a game.

Time passed and George was recruited and played for Western Michigan University. At the advise of his high school coach, Gearge kept his nick name a secret until recruited.

At Western George was very successful. He injured many and killed a Chippawa quarter back in his Freshman year.

During his Freshman year George was known as Brown-Poop, first by his team mates then by the public. (However you did not call him Brown-Poop if he was out of uniform.)

Like many young athletes Brown-Poop met and was enamered with with a Western Michigan University Woman's basketball player named Janet Jorgensen.

Janet had Golden hair, was tall and a dirty player. In other words she was a hoodlum. When she dated Brown-Poop she wanted to be called yellow pee. Her team mates changed her mind convinced her to be called Golden-Pee. (the name was more in line with the school colors.)

During their Sophomore years their names became became the campus rage, much to the embarassment of the university. However they were great in their athletic endevors; what could the U do?

During their Sophomore year a contest was dreamed up. Who could pee the furthest. Golden-Pee won of course. Brown-Poop said "You can beat me peeing, you can't drop a bigger pile than I can." A contest was held, Golden-Pee won by a narrow margin. A second contest was held, Golden-Pee won by a narrow margin. A third contest was held, Golden-Pee did a niticeably bigger pile.

After that the relationship cooled between Brown-Poop and Golden-Pee. Brown-Poop's pride was hurt and Golden-Pee reveled in once again being #1. They broke up. Attempts were made to get them back together butt to no avail. One person went to Brown-Poop and said "George, women bear children, one bore you. Is it any wonder they can drop piles at least a big as you can?" Brown-Poop was too caught up in his pride to save the relationship.

Borwn-Poop went on to be a great fotball player for the Detroit Lions. More on his exploits in a later post. Golden-Pee was a hall-of-fame player in the Woman's professional basketball league.
Possibly more on her later.

P.S. Western Michigan University changed its school colors from brown and gold.


kim and scott
hello all! this is kim with another post. recently I woke up really early in the morning. I went to the kitchen and i had a big bowl of total cereal which is high in fibre. after breakfast i changed into my red sweats and drove to the ymca in my red mustang convertible. it was snowing in new jersey but my car drove thru it with no problem. at the ymca i did a punishing workout with the weights . after a while of doing this i went to the locker room and changed into my leopard skin thong bikini and swam many laps in the swimming pool. after these punishing workouts I started to drive home .on the way home i felt the overwhelming need to take a massive shit! so when i got home I immediately went to the bathroom. as soon as i got in the bathroom I stripped off my clothes and put them in the hamper and sat on the toilet very naked. i then took a deep breath and started to push out a dark brown log from my ass. I then pushed harder as my ring dilated and my log grew larger and lar! ger in size! this was the kind of log that you loved pushing out because you knew it was going to be enormous! my ass started to tingle as i pushed even harder as my log grew in size. i then looked down at my log as I continued to push. this log was HUGE,LONG AND SOLID AS HELL! this was one enormous,healthy bowel movement folks that really stretched my ring wide! and gave me great pleasure! I then braced myself as I held the toilet seat on each side with my hands as i crashed the rest of my mammoth beast out! my log hit the water with a big splash! I was not finished though as my ass quivered excitedly again as i began to squeeze out another log from my ass. I squeezed harder as my log grew and grew! this log was big but smaller then my first. both logs though stretched my ring very wide! I then clenched my teetth and squeezed really hard as another big,long brown log slid out of my ass! splashing into the water! i tell you squeezing these big logs out gave me a huge buzz! i t hen got off the bowl and i saw one huge log and one good sized log. I got my measuring tape and measured my huge log at 13 1/2 inches long. 2 inches thick! I measured my good-sized log at 7 inches long. 2 inches thick!. I then wiped myself and flushed with difficulty. I then took a shower where I really soaped up my glorious body with plenty of gusto! after the shower i put on my red stretch top, black spandex pants and red high heeled shoes. hahaha! folks I did all these activities before i had to go to my classes later that morning. i then grabbed my schoolbooks and jumped into my mustang and took off for school. boy! was I energized! hoped ya liked the story ! from kim. PLUS in the andy garcia movie "thing to do in Denver when you are dead!" one man says in it "the only good movement is a bowel movement!" I thought that line was pretty funny. TO LAW DOGS KID- sorry about your cousin kendal. dont worry she will be back posting before ya know it. TO BB- thanks for liking ou r stories. I am not sure if their are many ladies who enjoy being camcorded while pooing but i sure do. I get aroused by squeezing out my huge logs in front of my boyfriend scott and he gets aroused watching me do it. PLUS NONAME AND MR. MIKE- scott and i are glad you like our stories. lets hear more of your own. dont be shy. and that goes for my friend john (vt) too. plus i would love to hear feedback from people who dont usually post who like the kim and scott posts. if you have a question to ask us maybe we can answer it?PLUS LINDA GS- can you please do me a favor? scott and i love your posts. next time you do a really big log can you measure it for us.? we are interested to see how big they can grow. thanks honey. and remember the movie the spy who shagged me ? I think linda that you are my mini me!haha!TO MIKE- who sometimes posts here and says he looks like tom cruise. scott and i really love tom cruise and we really wish we could see you to see the resemblance. just curious do your pals and others think you look like cruise? plus your relation ship with your older lady housemate is more then mother and son aint it? just curious .PLUS RATHERNOT SAY- you where suffering from dierhea before. me and other poster would like to know-how are you now? we hope better. TO NO NAME GRRL- scott and I miss your postings. PLUs I love this site because its a topic i like and you can post your very own stories. well so long everyone I talked long enough huh? byeee


kevin
Took a real nice poo today at work. i had come back from lunch and about an hour later my stomach was telling me its time.

I felt it pushing against my panties and so i hurried to the mens toilets, i barely got my jocky for her panties down, when it begun to come out a steady plop plop followed by a few farts, then i peed and this time i had to strain and a big smelly poo slowely dropped into the toilet, i sat there for about five minits and managed to poo out one more poop, i wiped four times and flushed and left a big smell in the stall.

When i got home tonight, i needed to go again so i sat on the toilet and did two more little poops and peed, but i noticed i had a dark skid mark in my panties, i guess i better make sure i wipe better after pooping eh.


Leo
I was on my way tp dump in the woods when my pant leg got caught in my bike chain. 30 minutes later I'm free from my bike. I sit on my crapping log and wait 17 minutes. 1 Little small turd emitts from my anus. Then 1 giant log then another giant log w/ gas. Loads of gas. One of my best dumps!


Melissa
Hi all - I wonder if anyone out there remembers me. Buzzy, I still love you, my "Picasso of Poop" . I have been so busy as an undergrad up in New England that I just couldn't keep up the postings. But I have been reading them occasionally. Anyway I have to confess that I did not keep up your diet recommendations as I should have and I paid the price.
During summer break I was back in Georgia and on this occasion I was spending the day with Valerie way up in the north Georgia mountains. I guess the exertion of hiking must and going four days without pooping do not mix. We were on a deserted path when I felt the first vague feelings in my ????? but I said nothing to Valerie and we kept walking. A few minutes later however the feelings became very insistent and for an instant I thought my poo might start coming out. I stopped and clenched my ring trying to force my poo back and luckily it worked. But the exertion had made me groan and Valerie turned around asking what was the matter. As soon as she saw the strained look on my face she knew exactly what was wrong. "Oh No! - you don't want to poo now, you'll just have to go in the woods". I felt I was able to walk again and headed off the path and made for the sanctuary of a large thicket which looked like it would hide me from anyone using the path. Valerie fol! lowed closely and watched as I undid my belt, pulled down my zip and lowered my jeans and panties. Bent at the knees I started to pee as we


JacobG in Florida
TTT: Happy Birthday! Hope you got over your constipation and were able to poop. Let us know.

Today at work, I went to the restroom to wash my hands before lunch. I had just turned on the water when I noticed in the mirror some guy in the stall leaning to his left to look at me through the crack in the stall door. For a brief second, our eyes made contact, but I quickly looked down at the sink. That's kind of an awkward situation. Those of you who have experienced this know what I mean. Then the guy stood up, stood on his toes, and looked over the stall door. At that point, I recognized him from passing in the halls. I don't really know him, but he always speaks or smiles. He flushed the toilet and started to pull up his pants, so I left fast - so fast I didn't have time to completely dry my hands. It was kind of an uncomfortable experience, especially since it happened at work and the guy was an acquaintance. We later passed on the stairs and he smiled as usual.


Bryian
I've been at my current job for about 6 months....and the hospital i work out is a big complex with alot of different buildings. Many of the buildings are really old build between 1945 and 1980. I was trained at 2 buildings in 2 days. I was working at this one building this afternoon and i had to go to the bathroom and i had to find it as i haven't been in this building before. I went to the door which i thought was the bathroom, the outside said.."Employees only" I figured that was the employee bathroom as there were no other restrooms around. I unlock the door,turn the lights on and it's the bathroom. Im SHOCKED when i walked in that there were 2 stalls on the left the first stall said "Mens" and the second stall said "Women" . I couldn't belive it i found a unisex bathroom....something i thought would never happen. There are no urinals in this bathroom. The main door does have a regular key hole and when you close the door it has a bolt lock on the back of the door. I w! ouldn't bother locking that door it's point less. I don't care if a woman came in and had to use the bathroom... On the way home i thought what if i had to go and i left this bolt lock open and a woman came in and had to go,and she was my age....That would be a turn on. Any one know of any other unisex bathrooms?? Post your stories if u have any about unisex bathrooms. I also want to learn some history about unisex bathrooms. Here goes, This is for other us citzens to answer only. Back in the day ,1940's and 1950's were most bathrooms unisex like that? Was that changed? Tell me any thing about unisex bathrooms from that time period. Thanks.

To Billy L.: I loved your storie about your brothers gf pooping on the lake and the next day u saw it frozen...cool! I also liked the skiing story about those people skiing.

To TTT: Intresting how you read the posts, sounds cool man!! That's a bummer u can't see the picture up top...i tell u what's in the pic...i'll do u a favor!! ok
There is a cheerleader type of girl up top with long brown hair,with a tight white shirt on, and a checkered mini skirt. Her legs are showing then below is her panties and they are dropped down right past her knees and they are white laced panties. The panties are like a bekni or a thong type. She also has white tennis shoes on. Bet you enjoyed that.


BB. Kim and Scott have posted about something that I have been wondering about. Are there very many women who get excited by someone taking a video of them while they are pooing??


Ben in NY
That lost post from "Ben" was form me. Anyobdy know where Ileo has gone????


Bryian
I've been at my current job for about 6 months....and the hospital i work out is a big complex with alot of different buildings. Many of the buildings are really old build between 1945 and 1980. I was trained at 2 buildings in 2 days. I was working at this one building this afternoon and i had to go to the bathroom and i had to find it as i haven't been in this building before. I went to the door which i thought was the bathroom, the outside said.."Employees only" I figured that was the employee bathroom as there were no other restrooms around. I unlock the door,turn the lights on and it's the bathroom. Im SHOCKED when i walked in that there were 2 stalls on the left the first stall said "Mens" and the second stall said "Women" . I couldn't belive it i found a unisex bathroom....something i thought would never happen. There are no urinals in this bathroom. The main door does have a regular key hole and when you close the door it has a bolt lock on the back of the door. I w! ouldn't bother locking that door it's point less. I don't care if a woman came in and had to use the bathroom... On the way home i thought what if i had to go and i left this bolt lock open and a woman came in and had to go,and she was my age....That would be a turn on. Any one know of any other unisex bathrooms?? Post your stories if u have any about unisex bathrooms. I also want to learn some history about unisex bathrooms. Here goes, This is for other us citzens to answer only. Back in the day ,1940's and 1950's were most bathrooms unisex like that? Was that changed? Tell me any thing about unisex bathrooms from that time period. Thanks.

To Billy L.: I loved your storie about your brothers gf pooping on the lake and the next day u saw it frozen...cool! I also liked the skiing story about those people skiing.

To TTT: Intresting how you read the posts, sounds cool man!! That's a bummer u can't see the picture up top...i tell u what's in the pic...i'll do u a favor!! ok
There is a cheerleader type of girl up top with long brown hair,with a tight white shirt on, and a checkered mini skirt. Her legs are showing then below is her panties and they are dropped down right past her knees and they are white laced panties. The panties are like a bekni or a thong type. She also has white tennis shoes on. Bet you enjoyed that.


Simon
Kendal, Andrew and friends...
Sorry to hear Kendal is in a bit of trouble at home for what was basically a bit of harmless experimenting.
I guess that there's a chance Kendal's parents will suss out that her experimenting may be something to do with the internet.
Do you know how to delete history, favourites, temporary internet files and auto-complete history (or whatever references you have to this site)? If not, ask your friends. That should keep your shared "secrets" secret.
I don't think I would be allowed to post a how-to here, as it's totally off subject.
My opinion is that you weren't doing yourself or anyone else any harm, neither are you doing so by watching each other, so long as you're all happy with what you're doing.
(In all honesty, I'm a bit jealous, because I didn't get to do anything similar back when I was at school!)

Generally, toilet stuff here has been a bit, erm, unproductive.
For what I've eaten over the past few days, not much poop has resulted. I don't feel constipated or anything, so I guess I'll go back to doing my normal sized loads in a few days or so.
I'm going out for a few beers Friday night so that may get things going again!

That's enough from me.
All the best,
Si :)


Ephermal
Not a good day...when I get *very* stressed out I tend to get an upset stomach. Anyway, I came home from work tonight and desperately needed the toilet, so I tore my clothes off, wrapped myself in a towel, grabbed my shower basket and rushed downstairs. So I let out a couple of farts and a small pieces and could do not do any more even though it felt desperately like I needed to. I took my shower and then went to a hall meeting (my room is next to the lounge) I was in my room less than five minutes when a desperate urge hit, so I ran to the bathroom (there were still people in the lounge) and let out a really loud wet fart...but couldn't get anything else out no matter how hard i strained couldn't get anything out. So I went back up to my room and started studying again and then got a terrible cramp in my stomach and raced to the bathroom (there were still people in the lounge) and plopped myself on the toilet promptly emitting orange-brown diarreah for about 15 seconds.! My stomach was still hurting but nothing was coming out, so I wiped and went back to my room and ate a TUMS. I've been okay since then...but it wasn't fun. I think it's a combination of the stress and the fact that I've had a cold all week.


J. Reed
It's me again. Just droppin by real quick. Just got through taking a dump and I tell you it smells bad. Anyway I got no stories to tell but I have a J. Reed question. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANOTHER PERSON TAKE A LEAK OR DUMP OUTDOORS AND HAVE YOU HAD TO LOOK AT THEM?

Ashely- Glad to see you are A OK. And look forward to hearing your dump stories.

Dave- The girl was white, she had blond hair, she was wearing blue jeans and I forget what type of shirt she was wearing. All I know is it was a tank top.


Ephermal
This girl doesn't look like she wanted to be caught...it looks as if someone was peeking over the stall. Poor girl.

Ellie--I bet more girls my age (college) would be open too...I just couldn't possibly bring it up with my friends. That would be too weird...sure we discuss in a very casual way bathroom stuff...but that's just a consequence of living together. If your cousin is already into the secret, you might as well tell her and see if she decides she would like to learn. It's her call, but you can at least offer it to her.

Ashley--Yea! Glad to hear you're feeling better. A lot of times stress causes constipation (especially for me...) and yes constipation can make your butt hurt from that big turd sitting up there refusing to budge. It's not fun.

Andrew--send my love to Kendal. This is another reason I'm not willing to share that little secret with my mom. She probably wouldn't think too highly of it, but then again she's say I'm 19 and old enough to make my own decisions etc...Isn't she also too old for her mom to be walking in on her in the shower/bathroom without knocking??? Poor thing. Maybe she can write some posts up for you to type up and then destroy the evidence...at least they still trust you to see her (if they only knew *evil grin*).

Nothing very exciting has been happening with me the past couple of days...exams and studying and more studying...back to studying now, this was a nice break.


Cousin
Andrew
We're all sorry to hear about what happened.. as is Linda most of all. I really don't know what to say but.. well I don't think it's such a good idea show your aunt this site. It's my opinion and for whatever it's worth.. I think that if she reacted that way about that.. she'd see this site and probably fly off the handle. That's just my opinion. I don't think your aunt is thinking things through.. she has to understand.. as I HAD to a few times before that kids will get curious about things..weather it be about taboos or their bodies.. you CAN'T just expect them to go through their lives not trying something.. if you believe that.. then you must shut your eyes and plug your eyes everytime your children or younger family members come in the room. Linda has tried a few things in her time... I respect her rights to privacy so I won't say what they are. Maybe I'm not as old fashioned as I think I am.. but things like this WILL come up.. at some point.. and throwing the mother! of all hissy fits won't solve anything. This is where sitting down and talking comes into play.. listening.. not talking.. keeping an open mind and not judging before all the votes are in. trust me.. I must admit I wasn't too thrilled about Linda doing what she did with you.. but I did figure it was words on a screen and not her in real life.. but still it bothered me. But I feel she's old enough to think for herself.. and I will watch over to make sure things don't get out of hand.(And I'm nto to thrilled about Elena wanting to either..no she wasn't kidding Andrew)However I'm not going to get angry over this.. it won't kill me to grin and bear it.. but I do know also.. you're a good kid..so much like me at your age.. so it doesn't bother me that much. But like I said.. I learned it's best to not through a fit.. and just talk things through. And trust me I AM talking to Elena. [makes a face] Linda on the other hand feels bad. I guess in a way she feels part of the problem. El! ena and I will talk to her. Sigh however I will throw a fit as they DID chnage the pic on the masthead!!!!! Oh well, I guess it's not the main conflict right now is it.


Mr. Noname
Hi Everyone!

KIM and SCOTT: Thanks for the greeting. Enjoyed you rlast post on that massive dump and the camcorder. I can just see it now! Wish I could see those videos.

I have some stories of my ex and her big dumps, if anyone is interested in reading them. I'll try posting one next time.

Till then, happy dumping!


PV
Hi Steve,

I'll answer both your messages in one go, starting with the earlier, so here goes:

Well, Steve, to have those sorts of problems (unwanted attention from a female coworker) is one of those situations they write up for fun on TV, and I guess so long as nobody gets hurt, and you don't compromise your enviable relationship with Louise, perhaps it could be viewed as just that -- fluffy fun? Of course, if it gets heavy, and if she becomes a nuisance, then you'd need to take some sort of quiet but firm action. It could be as subtle (or as outrageous) as mentioning during such a bathroom excursion that your nearest and dearest is a killer-diller at the urinal, to underline to her that she's on another gal's turf.

From the image I have of Louise, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that the Spice Girls would fade to a pack of drabbes by comparison! For myself, I only seem to register bad vibes from them, and tune out ASAP! Still, to be in close proximity to peeing celebs is a rare event by any definition.

"I was very relieved that nothing happened, and let me tell you that even after all these years of training, in such a situation when you know there is some probability that it could all come on top against four, for a few seconds my rectum felt like it was about to force an involuntary emission on me to rival Krakatoa!"

Steve, it is comforting to know that even a highly skilled martial artist can feel this way. I often feel that it must be some character flaw when I feel that I would not be up to the challenge of a crisis situation, at least not with the kind of aplomb one normally associates with confidence. But I guess it's just that we're all human, and nice people do not get off on agro and conflict, and we each must adapt to the circumstances and do the best we can. The thing to keep firm hold of is that you acted on another's behalf and didn't back off until you knew she was safe, and that's a noble act. Consider yourself dubbed prince.

"Finally, I must echo Louise's congratulations on your men's room episode. That must amount to a truly MASSIVE step forward! Very well done indeed! From what you have said, I have every confidence in your own in-built capability to beat this problem you have had. I think you should frequently replay the experience in your own mind, give that very capable brain of yours every available opportunity to strengthen the circuitry that allowed it to happen in the first place."

I do -- every day I feel my way through the incident, and relive that moment of unexpected fulfillment when, rather than just standing there and trying like a total pratt, I relaxed and let it happen. That's a major positive experience, and I feel that when next the opportunity presents itself, I should be able to reproduce the feat. It's retraining, the experts all say that, and I guess some new neural nets are spinning up to handle it, because the shy kid who would get excused from class to go take a leak -- so as to ensure that the bathroom was empty, which it would never be during a break -- could never have done this!

I look forward to the time when it's entirely routine, and when the fun in pishing is found in all sorts of Louise-type adventures!

And in response to your second letter:

I can see why Jackie might be more comfortable with her briefs completely off if her stream sometimes does unpredictable things. I guess many gals probably experience the same thing, there are many factors that can affect it -- degree of desperation, degree of relaxation, point in the menstrual cycle, whether using a tampon, and so forth. The big one amongst those, I think, is relaxation, though. If one is sufficiently relaxed, the stream seems to behave itself more, so familiarity with the event itself likely plays a considerable part.

"The recent level of interest from some relative newcomers to the forum makes me wonder just how many females out there are doing the same. Some of the postings suggest that interest in standing could well increase with the passage of time."

I have the same feeling, given the interest on the board lately, and it's a tribute to the internet that knowledge and encouragement can flash around the world between interested parties and in no time at all new exponents of the art are standing to be counted everywhere. It's wonderful!

"Jackie's reaction to the interior of the men's room was one born out of novelty. Actually seeing for herself how the fittings were designed, and thinking about how men have stood in front of the urinal and pissed at the steel wall, was all very new and fresh to her as an experience."

I can echo all those feelings, the sheer novelty of seeing something conventionally regarded as alien to the female condition, yet knowing it's not so -- novelty, an exotic experience, cheeky fun, the whole thing.

Ahhhh, yes, the great male bastion of the pissing contest... Well, that bastion has been stormed in the last few years as the "cloak of silence" that surrounds female urination has gradually lifted. Technically, and as described by the Poiseulle Equation, women should be able to out-distance men every time. But there's a lot of individual variation involved, and there will doubtless be some men who can out-do some women on the field of contest. No matter, Sir Steven, we expect you to gallantly serve the male interest and compete with valor against the mighty maidens whose challenge you nobly defy! Forsooth! May I suggest a sunny back garden, perhaps, or an indoor bathroom with a tiled floor that can be swabbed with a bucket of scenty solution afterwards! (By the looser of course. And if the wonderful women in your life are anything to go by, if I were you I'd lay in a new mop.) (Chuckling wickedly!)

The Dredd story in this week's issue (current in Aus, at least) is called "Blowout," and features a punk on a hoverbus letting rip truly toxic farts. A junior judge tries to arrest him for it but discovers that there is no actual law against flatulence. Dredd smooths things over and releases the punk with a warning to check his diet. However, as he heads off the punk bends, aims and rips a killer at the judges, so Dredd arrests him instantly. "But you said it wasn't illegal!" the punk says. "I know," Dredd replies, "but this time I'm happy to call it 'contempt of court!'"

Yes, good point, since MC1 exists in a state of perpetual recycling, I guess all the sewers connect with ReSyk as well... Yikes! Punk wees on a wall, Dredd feels his collar -- "Six months, creep -- for wasting valuable hydrolyzed nitrogenous products!" You know, that reminds me of the dinner scene in the original "Alien." The Nostromo crew are having dinner and one of them comments that "it's not too bad, especially when you consider what it's made of," to which Yaphet Koto beams a big smile and exclaims, "oh, man, I don't even wanna think about what it's made of!" Ten, fifteen years ago, recycling of human waste into reconsumable molecules was being discussed as a chemical feasibility, though it was widely acknowledged that the human race was probably not psychologically ready for it. Heck, here in Aus we would rather take the water outfall from a treatment works and pour it into the sea, while depleting limited fresh water resources, than use it to irrigate parklands, mu! ch less market gardens. They've been trying for twenty years and more to get that changed.

I look forward to your next adventures, and I'll reply separately to Louise.

All the best from Down Under,

PV

Hi Louise,

Thrill is an understatement -- but sometimes the excitement factor can make you too tense to succeed. So maybe a bit of a laid-back approach is best, the right balance between cheering for victory, basking in the pleasure of it, and slapping oneself figuratively on the back for doing what used to be called impossible! I guess if there were others weeing at the beach, openly, I might be getting along to being ready to squat (or stand) in the open -- maybe. But yes, the partitions made a difference, and for the moment maybe they're just what's needed. Steve's describing the same kind. They are supported on a metal frame, and are a bit like an ancient long-shield. They start around your knees and come up to around shoulder-height, and are over the platform only, so your wee stream is visible below or beyond the edge of the partition. When I looked over at the other girl I could see her stream blasting away, and from the way she was standing, looking down at herself as she was! flowing, and from the angle at which her stream was hitting the steel, I'm sure she was aiming -- and had prior experience. That was a momentary impression as I glanced around. I did the calm-inducing mantra for a few repetitions under my breath but this time it just wasn't needed, I just leaned back a bit and enjoyed the process. Yes, I hope others did use them afterwards, it would be a waste of an opportunity not to!

You're so right -- I've been delighted to see a whole corps of new youngsters joining the league lately -- Ephermal, Ellie & Little Lou, Kendal, Suzy and Nicole. It's enough make us feel like elder aunts to this sorority (not too elder!) I hope sincerely that this skill will spread subtly through the community so that one day, maybe not so far in the future, it will have *become* a female skill without anyone being aware that the world was changing. Then we'll see the social assumptions change.

In the pilot movie of "Jag" we were shown a guy in the Navy who despised women at sea, and referred to women contemptuously as "squatters." Men like him need teaching, they need knocking down firmly by an Amazon the size of our friend Melissa (who hasn't been around lately -- Melissa, are you still with us???) whereafter she locks him with a steely eye, adjusts her shorts and douses him from a standing pose for good measure (Okay, hands up, who remembers the scene in "Shogun" I'm alluding to???)

"Well I mean I am not a fuddyduddy, you know that, but I do not think they are good for young girls to admire, you know. Oh no I will have upset all the Spice Girls fans now!"

Don't worry, dear, I can't stand them either! And some of their routines are very bad education for youngsters. In the States they are pop idols for really little kids, and the message they're giving could easily be misconstrued

"HAHAHAHAHA no, my mum did not try it out in the back yard!!! We kind of worked it out when my mum stood up when she was having a bath and she found she could just reach the taps if she aimed at them so we think it is about 4 or 5 feet."

I've done much the same myself, but I think your Mom still has the range on me... Must practice some more! Well, the warm evenings are not with us, thankfully warm days are being followed by cool nights -- good for sleeping. But when the nights turn hot as well I'll be sure to enjoy my nightly wee in the yard, instead of in the sink.

Okay, looking forward to your next adventures (is netball finished for the year as you head into winter?) and I keep visualizing the First Division Peeing Squad we could all put together!

Cheerio,

PV

ELLIE & LITTLE LOU,

I do hope Little Lou is feeling herself again, that was an awful turn she had. Get well soon, sweetie!

Say, that's a great idea, using the urinals before the pub is open to the public. You'll be old-hands at this in no time.

Concerning Cousin Jemma -- you have two choices. Either completely conceal your pee fun and don't share it with her, or feel the lie of the land very carefully and see if she's open to it. You never know, she might be. If she enjoys having a wee with you all, then try to assess how much fun is in the air, and you might say "hey, have you ever wondered if you can do it this way?" But use your judgement, and be safe.

And yes, I agree completely with Little Lou that bathrooms would be cleaner, and girls have a right to a technique that provides them the chance to avoid being messy, or even infected. It's choice, plain and simple, and we all have the right to choose. A campaign -- maybe the time is approaching when it would be right to make it known that WE know we can do it, and are out of patience with customary nonsense.

Which of course brings us to poor Kendal's plight. First up, being walked in on in the shower by a grown-up is almost a violation of a person's right of privacy to begin with, and second, Aunty's shameful behaviour makes her sound like either the biggest prude unhung or she's overcompensating for her own actions. To deliver a tongue-lashing like that to a naked girl in the shower was verbal abuse -- and what's the matter with her anyway? I challenge her to find one person in any street who doesn't do it. For myself I have weed in the bath or the shower without fail since the day I was born and will do until the day I die, the only difference is I never had parents walking in on me and criticizing. Let's get real, the shower makes it harmless, period. I hope Uncle can talk her around, because to ground a girl for the simple act of having a wee in the shower is the single most stupid thing I've ever heard in my life.

All my best to Kendal -- we know she's wonderful, it's people who shall remain nameless and deserve a thump up the side of the head, who don't.

A very grumpy PV who is diappointed in humanity tonight.


Smith
To Buzzy...
You make sure she calls again or you call her... Trust me, this fetish is golddust to the lucky minority, i.e. people may think that getting pleasure from toilet noises is mad... BOLLOCKS TO THAT... and the people of this forum will echo this. You may have read one of my recent posts of me begging my girlfriend to fart... like I said then: this pleasure is exclusive to us and what makes us a team. I hope one day you (and others) can share this experience between their loved ones...

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Anyway, my next memory involves my girlfriend - an event before we went out together. You will see why I fancied her...

Once, she said she had to go to the toilet, and I noticed her bum and her belly became slightly largened, which made her jeans look really tight. Her neighbour called her over, and my girl postponed her toilet appointment until 20 mins later.

We went to the house, and left 20 mins later, then she really had to go - i could see her holding her bum. Went in to her house, and relatives were leaving - this costed her 3 minutes worth of "goodbyes" (while standing in the staircase in despair). She went up holding her bum. Then she slammed the toilet door.

I was downstairs and her farts were heard loud and clear! All I heard was piss and FFFUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! ................ ............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGUGUGGGGUGUGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... The "..UUUUU..." represents the amlified sound like blowing in an empty bottle.

It was such a long fart, I just don't know how she held that at her neighbour's house for 20 mins. Oh yeah, her jeans became loose again - a sign that her contents have gone.

That is what attracted me to her, her farting capabilities..... oh, I do lover her too.


Traveller
BILLY L. - I'm sorry for the people who were injured, but your peeing-and-skiing story has to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read here. Wouldn't it make an outrageous movie scene?

NICOLA - Is this Headmaster in Stockport an innovator, or are unisex toilets in schools a trend in England? That he could even publicly suggest a unisex installation must mean attitudes are shifting there. I may be wrong, but I just can't imagine unisex toilets being allowed in US schools, I mean the kind of restrooms with more than one stall, not the unisex type with just one toilet. Of course, our partitions and doors typically leave about a one-foot gap between bottom and floor, unlike the longer ones or full enclosures in the UK and Europe. That could be a hangup for some. How do Brtish students feel about unisex toilets? I don't work with kids every day, but when I do (e.g., project advising), I sometimes hear US 13-18 year olds casually say they use the "other" school toilet at times. Maybe in another generation.

Any US or Canadian posters here with a unisex restroom in your school, one with two or more toilets?

CAROL - I'm with Nicola on your upcoming hospital visit. I don't know, either, what your procedure will be, nor am I asking, but I thought I'd mention that after some types of gastro-intestinal tract surgery, you may not go home until you've had a good BM, just to assure doctors that the plumbing is working properly.

Thanks to all who explained how to use a bedpan. I've never had to but have always been curious. Can anyone explain about how people in traction, especially with large hip or torso casts, use them?

ASHLEY - Glad you're well and that it was only stress. Stay well.

BUZZY - I missed the part about the "sales call" on my first skim through. WOW! See? I'm telling you, there are lots more people out there, female and male, who are into it. They just need the right chance to open up. It was pretty bold of her to call you and raise the subject. You could have dialed *69 afterwards to get her number, but if she was calling from work it wouldn't do you much good anyway. I think you did the right thing - let her call you again. She will. So why did she open up like that? We've gone around in the past here about excretory functions being sexual, but I think it's also something else: the intimacy. Talking to someone else, whether stranger, friend, bf, gf, or spouse, about something as personal as elimination makes for a special kind of bond. Makes me hope for a sales call! Do keep us posted.

Nice to see more variety on the masthead lately - like that young lady who's finishing up the paperwork.



MarK l/l

I am so happy to have found this site knowing that their are other people out there that heve the same pooping fetish that I do (especially seeing a beautiful young woman doing a large BM).
This morning I woke up having the urge to take a pretty large BM. I decided to hold it in while I ate my breakfast so the urge would get more intenses. When I finished eating I could not hold it in anylonger so I rushed to the Bathroom and quickly pulled down my pants to just above my knees. It was a soft wave of a poos that had no trouble making its way out. After that I pushed out a few more soft pecies and took a pee. I looked in the toilet and saw a good 8in peice about 2in thick, a couple of 3inchers and few small peices around the lager peices. It took me four wipes. It felt great!


Adrian
Lawn Dogs Kid. I think I DID understand the point you were making about the scene in 'Take A Girl Like You.' Although Jenny and the other woman wore longish skirts to preserve modesty (and be in keeping with the fashion of the times) I don't think their knickers were already down a long way. It's more probable that the act of pulling them down was edited by a bit of careful dubbing.

Nicola. Interesting story about your friend who had an accident whilst wearing a thong. I'd have thought the tightness of the thong would have been sufficient to hold her motion in.

Interesting new picture. It looks as though there isn't much paper on the roll though and the young lady is only just in luck. Hopefully a fresh roll was put up for the next user!


Nicole
Hello my freinds, this is relly a great site where we all talk about the same things without any embrassment.
Me and Suzy are really grateful to PV and Little Lou for all your helpful advice andencouragement and we tried out standup weing lastnight at Suzy's house. We had drunk lots of liquid before and were both dancing about we needed to wee so badly so we had a lot of pressure like PV said we should.We went out to take Suzy's dog for a walk in ht e park nearby which is nicely lit up so its safe but theres some dark corners where we have had a wee before. One of us had to hold Stan the dog while the other weed and we both wanted to go first. Suzy would'nt take Stan from me so I had to wate, I was dribbling a bit in my knicks! She pulled down her panties and started to wee but I think she should have taken them off as her feet were too close together and she wee down her legs to start with. She stopped and took them off they were wet now and tried again. It was great to watch and she did it without weeing down her legs much. It looked like when I saw Peter wee when I was peeping ! round the door that time. I had to go quick and I took off my knicker fast but I was in such a panic I didn't do very well and stood wrong but it was better than our first try. I'll tell you whot happens at the next attempt.
I syayed the night at Suzy's and we had both together to get up to wee in the night we had drunk so much or I would have wet the bed. I'm at home now because I just went to the dentist so I can read all the post, its better than school!
Lots of love to my special freinds, Nicole.

Kendal - Hi! I really want to say thanks for telling your story of the first time with Andrew, it was great and now I think I'll make the effort to try and get Peter to do the same with me. I'd really like that. As you see i started weeing up trees, not too well though but practice will make perfect. Suzy is better at it than me but I think I overdid PV's advice about having plenty of pressure and was really frantic to wee at the time so I just could,nt concentrate properly. Anyway, I do love reading your posts always, so I hope youwill keep them coming. Love from Nicole X

Lawn Dogs Kid - You didn't have to be embarrassed about Kendals description of you peeping at her on the toilet, I thought it was a lovely story and you are wonderful. I wish I lived near you and we could all wee together! Love from Nicole X


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