Kevin L
I was reading my wifes Redbook magazine and there was an interesting story that will appeal to this forumn. The story was in the most embarrasing moments. There is a 31 year girl from NYC on her first date with a guy and at the conclusion of the date she has to go to the bathroom badly. She asks the guy, "may I come up to your apartment to use the bathroom"? Of course he said yes. The girl went in the bathroom and did her business. She said it was a dark large fat poop and she had to use lots of toilet paper to clean herself. When she went to flush it would not go down. It was one of those low flush toilets. After trying a couple times she started to panick. There was no way she could leave that monster poop in his toilet. She thought of throwing the poop out the window. but decided against it. Then she had the bright idea of taking a lot of toilet paper and pulling it out of the toilet and wraping it up and throwing it in his trash can. The trash can had a lid luckily. She m! ade a quick exit and the fellow had never called her again.
Has anyone on this forum had first date dumping stories like this?
Talk to you later
Kevin LJenny
I just found this site and its really wild. Who would have thought of a place to talk about bowel movements, especially really big ones like I sometimes do.
When I was little it was a source of amusement that I could lay such big logs, but as I got older I started to feel really self-conscious about it. At home, my parents were really understanding. They would tell me that if it was a really big one and looked like it would get cloagged, not even to flush it. Just leave it there and then tell them. My dad would then go get a stick or something to break it up and flush it down in small pieces.
At school or in public places, again, it wasn't so bad. Though I was very self-conscious about it and dreaded going (especially at school), it really worked out all right. Most of the time, it didn't actually clog the toilet although it would oftentimes take 2 or 3 flushes to get it all down. But evne on those occasions that I did clog it, I could just easily slip out of the stall in a hurry, and no one could tell it was me. Sure, it was kind of embarassing to hear everyone talk about the big log and know it was me, but since they didn't know it was me, it didn't bother me too much. Once, as an 8th grader, I did clog the toilet in the nurse's office and being the only one in there at the time, I could not hide the fact it was me. But the nurse was really professional about it and told me just to be happy that all that waste was out of me and not to worry about the toilet.
The worst usually, was at family gatherings like Thanksgiving or Christmas, or even a family barbecue where I would eat a lot. I would eat a lot and invariably before the day was over, I'd lay a toilet clogging load. I would clog it and everyone would know it was me. Like I said, it was kind of cute when I was 9 or 10, but by 14 or 15 it was really, really embarrassing. No one ever yelled at me or anything or blamed me, but i! t was very embarrassing for a lot of people to see it in the toilet and to have everybody talking about my bowel movements.
But the worst, by far, was what happened to me two months ago. I got my first job, working after school and weekends at the local video store. My boss was the really hot older guy that I had a crush on. It was only my second day on the job and felt the need to do a bowel movement. I tried to ignore the need at first (hoping against hope that I could wait until I got home to do it) but pretty soon I had to go real bad. In fact, not only wasn't I going to be able to hold it in until I got him, I wasn't sure if I was even going to make it to my break.
Finally, the need to go got so intense, that I had to buzz my boss in the office and tell him I had a "Code B." That was the discrete way of seeing that you had to leave the register to go use the bathroom. At first, I thought my boss would be annoyed that I couldn't wait ! for my break time, but he was really nice about it. He just said, "a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do" and told me not to worry about it.
Well, you guessed it! -- I clogged the toilet. I didn't even wipe myself. It was just a huge log that got stuck in the drain and no matter how many times I flushed it wouldn't go down. I was totally embarrassed -- my boss already knew that I was using the bathroom so it was obvious it was me. I figured the only thing worse than what I'd already done would have been just to sneak out of there without telling me.
So, I went back out there and somehow got up the courage to whisper to him what happened. At first he seemed annoyed (I think he thought that I clogged it with too much toilet paper and flushing stuff that shouldn't be flushed as has happened before), but when he saw what really had happened, he knew it wasn't my fault. He was really nice and told me just to go back to the register and he w! ould take care of it.
He got this big plunger from his office and first went to work with that. Of course, by now all the other employees in the store were curious and went to look at my bowel movement. Then when the plunger wouldn't work to dislodge it, I had to suggest getting a twig outsdie from a tree outside like my father often had to do.
By now, two other employees in the store needed to use the toilet and were mad at me for clogging it and making them wait. Even though they knew it wasn't my fault, they were still teasing me about and even some of the others who didn't have to go were teasing me a little, too. By the time, the manager came back in with a twig from a tree, there was a customer with a little girl needing to use the toilet. Of cousre, they had to wait, as well.
Fianlly, he was able to break up the log jam and get my bowel movement down. But not before I was totally embarrassed
Theresa (Tony's Wife -)
Well hello to all. Tony has talked me into posting here. I was a bit shy. Not about defecation itself but writing about it where millions of strangers could read. Tony however said that there is a great "family" feeling here and people are not usually judgemental or censorious, the few that have been soon get pulled up by others and tend to disappear.
Firstly however, Public Toilet Hater, I wont repeat all that others have said but do see a doctor or call one out to see you as a matter of the highest priority. I hope it proves to be okey but the sooner you get professional attention the less harm will be done.
Tony and I met via Moira, George's wife, whom I have known for years. As we are both into defecation , as Tony explained to me, we are Coprophiliacs, this made for easy introductions to such a sensitive matter without all the boring preliminaries. Since I was a kid I have enjoyed passing good big solid jobbies myself and when others do so, just like Ton! y. Unlike him I DID quite often see my mother doing her motions if I was in the bath and she needed etc, but I would understand that it is a lot easier for a parent to allow a child of the same gender in to watch than one of the opposite sex.
Yesterday after we had gone shopping and came home I needed a motion and Tony came in with me. He actually likes to assist so as I wasnt in urgent need, it being a good solid motion, I stood and let him lift my skirt and pull down my pale blue panties (I too wear Sloggi briefs these are very popular in the UK these days, even men wear them). I sat on the pan, did my wee wee then felt the turd come down into my back passage. I could feel it was a fat one and quite hard. Tony gently rubbed my ???? and gave a little push as I bore down and felt my ring stretch and the fat ingot of poo slowly come out with a crackling. With Tony urging me to "Try hard and do a nice big one!" I continued to do the jobbie "OH! OO! AH!" ......KER-SPLOO! NK!....KUR-SPLOOSH!" two fat turds dropped into the pan in rapid succession. There was another bit to come, "OH! AH! KUPLOONK!" a fat ball followed the two chunky bricks that had preceded it. I got off the pan and Tony wiped my bum with a moist tissue, as it had been a very solid motion there was very little to wipe and I pulled up my panties. We both had a good look at my motion which consisted of a 10 inch long 2 1/2 inch fat knobbly log, a 6 inch one of similar thickness and appearance and a lump like a goose egg in size and shape. Tony told me I was "a clever girl" which always gives me a thrill. Later that day I watched him do a nice big fat carrot shaped 12 incher on top of mine as a buddy dump.
We both enjoy this natural function and it certainly does increase intimate bonding. Maybe if more couples could share this most personal experience and poo together there would be less maritial strife and divorce?
Finally, Coprologist, if you like passing loos! e stools many times a day, fair enough, but like the vast majority of people who write to this page I enjoy passing nice big solid jobbies and take pride in looking down the pan and saying to myself "I did that!"
Sunday, January 09, 2000
Nicola
Coprologist, each to their own! I pass large solid formed stools on quite a regular basis, that is I have a motion most days not every day though. In essence its a question of diet, habit, activity etc and what your own body normally does. I would NOT like to pass a load of mushy loose poo 3 or 4 times a day but for some people who eat very high fibre diets or lots of veg this would be their norm, and if they are happy with that, as you, Coprologist, appear to be, then fair enough. My opinion is that the human GI tract is designed with a Colon (or large intestine or Bowel) which in normal, healthy, function absorbs the fluid from the very liquid end products of digestion from the ileum or small intestine. If this fails, diarrhea occurs and untimately the person would dehydrate. Now if nature had intended humans to pass watery stools we would be like the cow with a very long small intestine and no colon. Cows of course obtain a lot of their water from the grass they eat and ha! ve a 3 section stomach and chew the cud. The passage of solid, formed, stools is a common feature of many carnivorous and omnivorous animals including Homo Sapiens. I do know of a woman who believed all the nonsense in one of these "Healthy Eating" magazines. Now she didnt previously have any trouble, went to the toilet for a motion every day or so passing normal solid stools. Now being a gullible fool and easily lead she bought all these high fibre suppliments and for months was miserable with diarrhea or very loose stools , a few messy accidents in her panties, very bad flautulence, and gripeing pains. Even after she threw all this rubbish in the bin and went back to eating the normal balanced diet she had before, her guts were still sensitive and it took treatment from her Doctor, who told her how stupid she had been, before her bowels came back to normal. Its like anything else, if it aint broke dont fix it! In the 19th century lots of money was made on the "Inner Cleanli! ness" concept by laxative manufacturers. In the late 20th century the "health food freaks" jumped the same bandwagon. Now we are in the 21st Century can we drop all this nonsense and leave people to eat a normal balanced diet, drink sufficient fluid, and take enough exercise and in most cases leave their GI tract and bowels to look after themselves?
I think all these other readers are telling you the same thing "Public Toilet Hater". If you havent seen a Doctor yet about your symptoms, GO NOW! Im sure all readers hope you will be okey, but please keep us informed.
Suzie, did you manage to find a source for the Sloggi Briefs in the USA or did you try putting this in your Search Engine on the WEB? Playtex Cherish Classic and Pretty Polly Nix are very similar designs and equally comfortable.
Sara, I have swallowed a trinket from an Xmas Pudding in the past. I was staying with some friends a year or so back and we had home made Xmas Pudding. Now it is ! custom in England to put little trinkets about the size of a pea in the mix. Now at the meal the kids and others got the trinkets. However one little bell, like a smaller version of the type put on a cats' collar was missing. My friend Gillian knew she had cut the pudding so that everyone got a trinket so it must have been in the portion I ate. The kids found this hillarious "Aunt Nicky has swallowed the little bell it will come out in her big jobbies when she goes to the toilet" Gillian's husband Raymond also found this amusing too. I wasnt in the slightest worried about this given the small size of the object and the smooth shape. Next day when I went to the toilet for a motion there was a great anticipation by my friends, who like me are very open about such matters. I did two nice big fat turds and embedded in one of them was this shiny object. I carefully removed it and washed it and it proved a great laugh to all concerned that this had been all the way through Nicola. I! still have it on a charm bracelet. What inedible objects have other readers swallowed and what was the result?
Ryan S.
Hey guys. It's been awhile. I forgot about the Ryan from JC Penney's so my name will be Ryan S. I'm about to take a dump. It feels like a solid log but kind of soft. So here I go, of to the toilet to let some droppings.
12:30am
Taking a dump.
12:36am
Finsished up. Here is the details. I come in pull my jeans and breifs (white) down to my ankles. I sit and give my dropping a little push and then it starts to crackle loudly and slides out and plops into the toilet. Then I push out 2 miniture sized balls out. The log was 2 1/2 inches long and it curled into an L. The thickness was about a half an inch. It felt great and smelled pretty bad. Nothing like a fresh dump.
I was reading the posts from previous years and found a post from a young man about my age maybe a little older who put a microphone in the bathroom to hear guests from Thanksgiving pee or poop. The idea hit me. I have a real crystal clear sound recorder small enough to be hidden beh! ind the toilet so I can listen to my friend take a dump (if he has to go.) Last time he spent the night he dumped twice. Once in the night and (suprisingly) as soon as he got up. If you ever heard him take one he farts several times or one big fart. They are not loud enough to hear unless you come up to the door. So I'm going to do this next weekend if he can come over.
Let me tell you about the two dumps he took. The first time he took one just as my sister was going to bed (about 2:30am) but she was still awake because her light was on. I was hoping she wouldn't come out because he needed a little privacy. To me and Alex I think it would be embarassing to have my sister or his sisters being around while one of us takes a dump. Alex is a little more laid back but he told me if he had to take a dump at his girlfriends house he would hold it. Anyway he farted some and I heard some tinkling. Next I heard another fart and a plop. The rest was silent. After about 2 minut! es he came out and we went back to my room. I quickly rushed into the bathroom to smell. Yes definately an odor. I asked him how his time on the toilet was. He said good but no details. The next morning we got up about 9:15am and he went straight to the bathroom and I heard him pull his pants and underwear and then heard some farting and tinkling. Then I heard several farts (all were silent) and then it happened. My sister woke up and came out of her room while he was taking a dump. I told her that he was in there and she said something. She came into my room and waited about a minute and he came out. I know his dumps smell and my sister had to use the toilet to pee so I know how embarassing that must have been. Sometimes I get a tear in my eye because of that. I don't know how he can be so laid back about pooping when family is awake and around. It is impossible for me to do this. Anyway that's the story. I never did get to hear him finish his dump. I guess we got up at the w! rong time.
To PUBLIC TOILET HATER: Everyone here is right. See a doctor about this. It seems that this is continuous so I think you should see a doctor. Don't be embarassed. If you can come home and talk to a woman neighbor with poop in your pants then most certainly you can see a doctor about you bloody BM's. This could be very serious or it could just be something that will go away. Who knows. I'll keep a prayer in mind for you.
Jenny from
Hi,
I've got kind of a problem. Does anyone know where I can get adult diapers in England- I know it sounds strange but I'm a tennager and I have a lot of accidents which I need to cut down on but I don't know where to get the diapers.Thanks
Bryian
To Sara: Your last post was very different. It amazes me how you pooped and saw something shiny in the poop and you found out it was an earing but it wasn't your earing. Strange
Ryan S.
Hey guys. It's been awhile. I forgot about the Ryan from JC Penney's so my name will be Ryan S. I'm about to take a dump. It feels like a solid log but kind of soft. So here I go, of to the toilet to let some droppings.
12:30am
Taking a dump.
12:36am
Finsished up. Here is the details. I come in pull my jeans and breifs (white) down to my ankles. I sit and give my dropping a little push and then it starts to crackle loudly and slides out and plops into the toilet. Then I push out 2 miniture sized balls out. The log was 2 1/2 inches long and it curled into an L. The thickness was about a half an inch. It felt great and smelled pretty bad. Nothing like a fresh dump.
I was reading the posts from previous years and found a post from a young man about my age maybe a little older who put a microphone in the bathroom to hear guests from Thanksgiving pee or poop. The idea hit me. I have a real crystal clear sound recorder small enough to be hidden behind the toilet so I can listen to my friend take a dump (if he has to go.) Last time he spent the night he dumped twice. Once in the night and (suprisingly) as soon as he got up. If you ever heard him take one he farts several times or one big fart. They are not loud enough to hear unless you come up to the door. So I'm going to do this next weekend if he can come over.
Let me tell you about the two dumps he took. The first time he took one just as my sister was going to bed (about 2:30am) but she was still awake because her light was on. I was hoping she wouldn't come out because he needed a little privacy. To me and Alex I think it would be embarassing to have my sister or his sisters being around while one of us takes a dump. Alex is a little more laid back but he told me if he had to take a dump at his girlfriends house he would hold it. Anyway he farted some and I heard some tinkling. Next I heard another fart and a plop. The rest was silent. After about 2 minutes he came out and we went back to my room. I quickly rushed into the bathroom to smell. Yes definately an odor. I asked him how his time on the toilet was. He said good but no details. The next morning we got up about 9:15am and he went straight to the bathroom and I heard him pull his pants and underwear and then heard some farting and tinkling. Then I heard several farts (all were silent) and then it happened. My sister woke up and came out of her room while he was taking a dump. I told her that he was in there and she said something. She came into my room and waited about a minute and he came out. I know his dumps smell and my sister had to use the toilet to pee so I know how embarassing that must have been. Sometimes I get a tear in my eye because of that. I don't know how he can be so laid back about pooping when family is awake and around. It is impossible for me to do this. Anyway that's the story. I never did get to hear him finish his dump. I guess we got up at the wrong time.
To PUBLIC TOILET HATER: Everyone here is right. See a doctor about this. It seems that this is continuous so I think you should see a doctor. Don't be embarassed. If you can come home and talk to a woman neighbor with poop in your pants then most certainly you can see a doctor about you bloody BM's. This could be very serious or it could just be something that will go away. Who knows. I'll keep a prayer in mind for you.
Nicola
Coprologist, each to their own! I pass large solid formed stools on quite a regular basis, that is I have a motion most days not every day though. In essence its a question of diet, habit, activity etc and what your own body normally does. I would NOT like to pass a load of mushy loose poo 3 or 4 times a day but for some people who eat very high fibre diets or lots of veg this would be their norm, and if they are happy with that, as you, Coprologist, appear to be, then fair enough. My opinion is that the human GI tract is designed with a Colon (or large intestine or Bowel) which in normal, healthy, function absorbs the fluid from the very liquid end products of digestion from the ileum or small intestine. If this fails, diarrhea occurs and untimately the person would dehydrate. Now if nature had intended humans to pass watery stools we would be like the cow with a very long small intestine and no colon. Cows of course obtain a lot of their water from the grass they eat and ha! ve a 3 section stomach and chew the cud. The passage of solid, formed, stools is a common feature of many carnivorous and omnivorous animals including Homo Sapiens. I do know of a woman who believed all the nonsense in one of these "Healthy Eating" magazines. Now she didnt previously have any trouble, went to the toilet for a motion every day or so passing normal solid stools. Now being a gullible fool and easily lead she bought all these high fibre suppliments and for months was miserable with diarrhea or very loose stools , a few messy accidents in her panties, very bad flautulence, and gripeing pains. Even after she threw all this rubbish in the bin and went back to eating the normal balanced diet she had before, her guts were still sensitive and it took treatment from her Doctor, who told her how stupid she had been, before her bowels came back to normal. Its like anything else, if it aint broke dont fix it! In the 19th century lots of money was made on the "Inner Cleanli! ness" concept by laxative manufacturers. In the late 20th century the "health food freaks" jumped the same bandwagon. Now we are in the 21st Century can we drop all this nonsense and leave people to eat a normal balanced diet, drink sufficient fluid, and take enough exercise and in most cases leave their GI tract and bowels to look after themselves?
I think all these other readers are telling you the same thing "Public Toilet Hater". If you havent seen a Doctor yet about your symptoms, GO NOW! Im sure all readers hope you will be okey, but please keep us informed.
Suzie, did you manage to find a source for the Sloggi Briefs in the USA or did you try putting this in your Search Engine on the WEB? Playtex Cherish Classic and Pretty Polly Nix are very similar designs and equally comfortable.
Sara, I have swallowed a trinket from an Xmas Pudding in the past. I was staying with some friends a year or so back and we had home made Xmas Pudding. Now it is ! custom in England to put little trinkets about the size of a pea in the mix. Now at the meal the kids and others got the trinkets. However one little bell, like a smaller version of the type put on a cats' collar was missing. My friend Gillian knew she had cut the pudding so that everyone got a trinket so it must have been in the portion I ate. The kids found this hillarious "Aunt Nicky has swallowed the little bell it will come out in her big jobbies when she goes to the toilet" Gillian's husband Raymond also found this amusing too. I wasnt in the slightest worried about this given the small size of the object and the smooth shape. Next day when I went to the toilet for a motion there was a great anticipation by my friends, who like me are very open about such matters. I did two nice big fat turds and embedded in one of them was this shiny object. I carefully removed it and washed it and it proved a great laugh to all concerned that this had been all the way through Nicola. I! still have it on a charm bracelet. What inedible objects have other readers swallowed and what was the result?
Buzzy
TO REDNECK-EVeryone is different when it comes to what gives gassy poops-Try some tex-mex food,that will really make you fart and shit like a champ!I eat watermelon in the summer too,and it makes me really poo a lot,but it's all over in about 5-10 secs.I enjoy doing and hearing gassy poos,they really feel the best to me.Also,try cabbage and brussel sprouts and any fast food will do.(esp white castle or mcdoalds burgers!)TO STREETWISE-Grape nehi is famous for wierd colored poos,but a lot of stuff can do that-ican't really recall @ the moment what thy are except some medications-Looking forward to some of your stories!TO ANNE(housewife)-Loved your buddy pooping story with your friend kathy-Too bad you couln't poo at the same time!You guys should try that.Keep the stories coming-I enjoy them!TO SIMONE-Why would you poo in a dressing room of a leather shop-Just curious to why you would do that? Great posts,all!BYE
hiker_
A few years ago, we climbed a 3674 metre (12,050 ft) peak in the Alps, which involved spending a night at mountain hut at 2962 m (9715 ft). The atmospheric pressure at 2962 m is only 69% of sea level pressure, so according to Boyle's Law, a litre of gas at sea level expands to 1.45 litres at this altitude. This means that you fart 45% more volume of gas!
The higher huts tend to have more basic toilet facilities because there isn't much water available (it's mostly frozen). This hut had non-flushing toilets of an unusual design with toilets upstairs and downstairs. The upstairs toilets had a long vertical pipe about 50 cm (20 inches) across leading down to a pit at ground level.
The next morning, we were due to make an early start and everyone wanted to make sure that they wouldn't need to go to the toilet while we were roped together with a mountain guide. One woman went into the upstairs ladies toilet and demonstrated Boyle's Law by doing some very long and ! loud farts. These were amplified by the long vertical pipe which acted like a megaphone! Even 10 metres away, it sounded like someone playing an Alpenhorn (a very long Alpine wind instrument).
As we crossed the glacier roped together, I saw some yellow holes in the snow made by previous parties relieving themselves. It was a walk rather than a climb but the last few yards to the summit were along a short snow ridge with a drop of at least 1000 m (3208 ft) each side! Someone in a previous party appeared to have been 'scared shitless' by this and had left a large brown pile in the snow. Or perhaps they had eaten a generous portion of sauerkraut at the hut the night before!
Bryian
Hi, I woke up hungry this morning after had working a long shift at work the night before(off at 12:30am). I had pancakes and while i was cleaning up i could feel the heaviness in my stomach that i was going to need a morning poo. so i finished up and then went to poop, it felt good. The same thing happened lunch time, i had a late lunch(out)and i came home and felt the urge to poop. I went it was floting and it was soft. Todays am poo was soft and some sank and some were floating.
Nicole
I'm a secretary and have been hit by a very bad wave of stomach flu we face here. Last night I woke up at 3.30 a.m. with cramps in my intestines, so I went to the toilet, but nothing happened. Next morning I felt somewhat strange, but decided to go to work. At 9.30 a.m., while taking minutes during a meeting, I felt major cramps and felt that I was about to explode in my panties. I excused myself, made a mad dash to the ladies room, ran into a stall, lifted my miniskirt, lowered my panties and just let it go. Waves of brown water came out of my ass and hit the water, make a sound as it I were peeing out of my ass. I was in the toilet for about 20 minutes when I started to wipe myself. I went back to the meeting, and hoped that everything was o.k. But I felt another rumor in my intestine, and 10 minutes later, I had to run back to the lavatory where I had the worst diarrhea attack ever. I was releasing watery brown shit like a waterfall. After this I excused myself as sick and ! I am still at home, running to the toilet every hour or half an hour.
dork
Mike, I have a question. You said you and yourmate had to use the john at the same time. Your make couldn,nt wait and shit himself. You said he was wearing boxers and when he shit again the elastic broke. I didn,t think boxers could hold any shit. Being loose the shit should fall out. How did the shit stay in?
Fat Woman
Hi, everybody and a happy 2000! Sorry I haven't posted for so long but I was on vacation, etc.
I had a great buddy dumping experience over the new year. I went with a large group to Los Angeles for a big new year's bash and we all stayed in a luxurious hotel. Laura went to be with family, so this posting is not about buddy dumping with her.
Instead I shared a room with another friend who is a great girl but definitely not into buddy dumping. During the week we were there, I tried to poo when she was out, because I didn't want to gross her out. As I have previously posted, I grunt and strain alot when I go and take quite some time due to being so fat (I wear size 22 American).
So 1 night at about 3 in the morning, I woke up with cramps in my ???? and knew I needed a major poo session. My friend's a light sleeper and I knew getting up and turning on the bathroom light, not to mention the grunting, would wake her. I'm not into forcing people to listen to me struggling on the toilet if it's not their thing.
Then I got an idea to go downstairs to the lobby and use the toilets there. I threw on a red dress and took the elevator down.
The ladies' room was spacious and very clean with about ten stalls. I was sure I would be alone at this time of night, but would you believe it, as soon as I walked in, I smelled something unmistakable. There was a tense silence in there, as if the woman on the toilet was holding her breath, waiting to see what I would do. I saw her feet in the first stall, so I deliberately took the 2nd one. I lifted up my dress, pulled down my underwear and carefully lowered my fat ass to the toilet with a soft grunt. I didn't bear down immediately because I wanted to see what the woman next to me would do. I looked at her feet, they were fat, with heavy ankles, and she had them stuffed into heels too small for her. Her feet were spread.
Suddenly she startled me by breaking the silence. "Thought I'd be the only one down here!" she panted good naturedly. By her voice and shoes I judged her to be in her late 50's or so. "I'm sorry," I said. "I wanted to have some privacy from my roomate." "Me too! Instead, we've got each other!" She laughed and then grunted very softly. She was breathing hard. "Are you ok?" I asked. "Mmmmm..." she grunted, obviously trying to be discreet. "I was hpoing you wouldn't hear that. Actually, no. I'm....very constipated." I then told her not to be ashamed as I was also going to have a difficylt time and we were in a restroom anyway. " Right you are!" she said in a strained voice. "I'm goimg to begin myself now," I said. All I got was a louder, bolder grunt in response. I placed my hands on my buttcheeks like always and gripped while I bore down. "UGGH! MMMMM! UUMMPH! OHHH!" "Where.....MMMM!...are you from...?" she asked me. I told her and we exchanged pleasantries while we grunted and strained. It was awesome. We must have spent almost an hour in there! W! e encouraged and applauded each other. She finished first and said goodbye so I never saw her face. But for the rest of the trip I kept looking for those fat feet in the too small shoes.....
JW
Linda-- That was a great story about pooping with your Mom. You obviously
have a lot better relationship with her than I had with my Mother. I can't
imagine fighting a turd like you describe out of me in front of my Mother,
NO WAY. I would have wound up with an enema for that one for sure!! The
only time I was ever able to go with her watching was if the poop just fell
out of me. I can remember any number of times praying she'd just go away so
I could get down to business and grunt it out.
Putting you on the toilet backwards is an interesting idea, it must help your
Mom or she wouldn't do it. I can see where squeezing the toilet with you legs
might get the abs. working but it would make leaning forward impossible and
that seems to be the natural thing to want to do when your pushing. Have you
seen you little sisters do it this way? I'm still looking forward to the story
about you Thanksgiving poop. -Love JW
Jenny from
Hi,
I've got kind of a problem. Does anyone know where I can get adult diapers in England- I know it sounds strange but I'm a tennager and I have a lot of accidents which I need to cut down on but I don't know where to get the diapers.Thanks
Bryian
To Sara: Your last post was very different. It amazes me how you pooped and saw something shiny in the poop and you found out it was an earing but it wasn't your earing. Strange
JW
Linda-- That was a great story about pooping with your Mom. You obviously
have a lot better relationship with her than I had with my Mother. I can't
imagine fighting a turd like you describe out of me in front of my Mother,
NO WAY. I would have wound up with an enema for that one for sure!! The
only time I was ever able to go with her watching was if the poop just fell
out of me. I can remember any number of times praying she'd just go away so
I could get down to business and grunt it out.
Putting you on the toilet backwards is an interesting idea, it must help your
Mom or she wouldn't do it. I can see where squeezing the toilet with you legs
might get the abs. working but it would make leaning forward impossible and
that seems to be the natural thing to want to do when your pushing. Have you
seen you little sisters do it this way? I'm still looking forward to the story
about you Thanksgiving poop. -Love JW
To Public Toilet Hater: Sounds like it could be something potentially serious such as ulcerative colitis, especially if you get fresh blood when you're really stressed. This can be very serious, as can anything that causes unexplained blood loss - don't put off going to see a doctor by waiting to collect more opinions from here, any doctor will immediately understand how serious this could be. The main reason many diseases of the bowels become quite severe in the West is because people put off getting help.
Saturday, January 08, 2000
Remember that outage we had around Christmas? Here is CNBC's account of what followed that. Looks like we came out quite well jumping ship from this company when we did, before things really went downhill. Our "post by secure server" has still not been set up in our current location and it appears that the old one is fried. We hope to get this fixed over the weekend.
Sara
I have never known that I have swallowed a piece of jewelry, but once I noticed something shiny in the toilet after using it... caught the feces in question with a plunger and poked at it with a pencil. It was an earring. The funniest part was that it was not my earring. I had never seen it before in my life. So I thought about it for a few minutes, shrugged, and threw it away with the pencil, both well-wrapped in TP. I suppose it came from some food I ate, but who knows?
Simone
I was once in a changing room in a shop that sold leatherwear. I had taken 2 leather skirts in to the changing room. I tried the first one on which was too small so I dropped it on the floor. When I had tried on the second, I felt an REAL urgent need to poop. I hitched up the skirt, sat on the changing room stool and let the poop drop. Imagine my horror when I realised that I had dropped 3 large steaming turds on to the 1st leather skirt. Of course I had to buy both skirts, and have managed to clean up the 1st ok....
Jasmine
Public Toilet Hater,
My advice to you is to go straight to the doctor.
Buzzy
Been reading some of the posts and i want to reply to a few-Pete(us)I can only speak for myself-I enjoy the way the big ones feel as i do them-I'm not really proud of them in the way i want to show them off-Sometime when i look in the bowl after a BM,the size surprises me,but that's about it-no gay connotation(sp)whatsoever...To PUBLIC TOILETHATER-GET TO A DOCTOR A.S.A.P,COULD BE RECTAL-COLOL CANCER-Don't mess around with this-It's a medical emergency!PLease help yourself-Let us know how you make out!TO LINDA-That's kinda cool with you and your mom pooing together-keep the stories coming-i like themTo JAROD-Boy you have some friends that really do some good dumps-I liked your description of your friend barry's dump-that's the kind of dumps i enjoy doing the hearing-I enjoy your stories also-Do you dump with them when you are in there?If so describe yours in your next story-Cool stuff
Had a pudding poo this a.m.As soon as i got out of bed,i was standing at the bowl peeing and i farted a hissing,hot one and i figured i'd better sit down quick!As soon as i was on my way to sitting on the bowl,another hissing fart came out along with a stream of pudding poo-and this was before i hit the seat of the bowl!So i just straddled the bowl and watched this poo flow into the bowl.When you are up that high and you are pooing,the turds are really long and thin-It must have been 2 feet long and breaking off just before it hit the bowl.Then i sat down and took a breatherThe water was full of these long,thin turds(about 7-8 of them)Then i pushed out some more mush along with some farts-Been pooing like a champ lately-Feels great.Keep up the super stories,all!!That was a messy wipe too!had to shower after that poo!BYE
Marie Louise
I work is a small office, with one unisex restroom, right near our elevator. The other day, one of our co-workers went into the restroom, and came running out, screaming at the top of her lungs......"Who was the last person in this G-----N bathroom?????" She then started to complain, that the last person did not fush, and left a "huge log" swimming. When no body paid ehr any mind, she started to bring people against their will into the bathroom, to demonstrate......men & women, she had no shame. I was ready to die !!!!!
George
A comment on Jacques' message on page 280: I remember my mother and her sister having a conversation about her sister pooping in her panties in the early sixties while being on the assembly line. It was not a matter of not being allowed to go but a matter of having to wait too long time for a stand in. I remember my aunt saying there so few stand ins that women just spreading their legs and peeing through their panties while continue to work was very common.
I liked the second part of the mail about the law student's bet. Any other stories about people going in their panties for reasons other than not being able to hold it or just liking it.
Streetwise
I used to drink lots of grape soda. You might THINK it would cause you to have purple poop, but in fact, it caused me to have GREEN poop. It scared me at first. I mean, one is not accustomed to seeing green doo-doo in the bowl after one is finished. I guess whatever colorings are in that stuff come out green after reacting to the myriad chemicals they reacted with while in the human digestive tract.
Anyone else have this happen?
I have lots of poop stories. I have many friends with whom I discuss such bodily functions. We all find great humor in such things. I am glad to find other folks around the world who find humor in the same things. Why NOT talk about it? It's part of life, like anything else.
Cheers to all who are posting and all who are lurking,
Streetwise
Anne (housewife)
Pete (US). How might your comments be relevant to women? Personally, I can't see how. Anyway, I'm proud of my logs and always have been - ever since I was a small girl. To be honest, I think most people are proud of what they pass - it's something they've generated and, without any apparent effort, after all.
Redneck
The last 2 nites, I had some pretty good dumps with plenty of gas. I slightly changed what I eat for lunch at work. Instead of watermellon which is no longer available, I eat pineapple. I get a couple of cramps before I have to shit.
What foods usually give some good gas during a dump ?
someone
To pete , ya .. i agree with you ... i can smell them too :)Tawana
To Linda: I don't mind having my friends, brother or cousin in the toilet with me. I don't like being spied by cheap cops for rent. My brother and I are close. Mom does not want us in the bathroom at the same time, now that we are teenagers. But, it is natural for us. It is a good time for us to talk and unwind. Beside, she comes home late anyway.
To Buzzy: The guards don't come in to the toilet. I use the toilet in the commercial tenants floor. The guards don't enter that floor. They are responsible for the school floor, only. I like being able to go to the toilet and not be harassed by students and guards. Especially, when I'm moving my bowels, if I am noisy, explosive or cramped.
Althea
Susan: This one's for you. Your friend is teaching her 9 y/o right. Left over #2 remnants will find their way to her vagina, giving her vaginitis. I was lucky when I was her age and never caught it. I grew up with girls that did. My mom would watch me so I wiped properly. I always looked at my paper. There were sometimes in grade school, I did not wipe and did I catch it from my mom on laundry day.
cousin
Susan. Um I have a few times but nothing like that. Linda had that problem.. but I joked that if she didn't do a good job her aunt would go in and do it for her. She yelped in fear as she took me seriously and took extra care. So not much harm done. I did tell her there was no hurry she should take extra care and clean herself well.. as it got rid of that uncomfy itch sensation that you got from not cleaning your tushie too well. After a while she agreed.. I also got her to use wet wipes to clean herself and that did the job. I can say that as she still uses them today as do I.. and so far no problems.. I can say for sure as i do both our laundry.
Mike D.
Public Toilet Hater, what you are going through is truly awful and you absolutely need to see a doctor as soon as possible. Letting a condition such as yours slide can kill you-literally. The cause of your condition can be many things. While I am no expert, you may have diabetes. My roomate is a diabetic and he used to have frequent bouts of bloody diarrhea because of his sickness( this happened before he was diagnosed diabetic). So,if you have not already done so, GO SEE A DOCTOR, NOW!!. It might just save your life.