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This will be a nice long post. Enjoy!!! Today a took another dump at school. I am getting so much better at this skill. Well the bell rang and I walked into the bathroom and found a kid at the urinal. I just went into the stall minding my own business. I closed the door, pulled my pants and underwear down to my ankles, and sat down. I had a really a to dump BAD. AND I MEAN BAD!!! I sat there for 5 minutes pushing and grunting trying to push that little guy out. By now my anus was in pain. I was sweaty and shakey. Finally something came out and just came and came and came and so on. It was suuuch a relief to let it all out and when I got finished I turned and looked. 6-7 nice long turds came out. I came out and found another boy finishing up a good pee. We both went over to wash our hands and he said, "Nice performance you did for me!" I said, "I feel so much better now" He replied, "I bet you are after that." We both left and went to lunch. Back when I was 6-11 I used to be able to hold my poop for the longest time. It could extend to 3 weeks at times. I would do this for my friend when he spent the night. He was also very turned on about this kind of stuff. Well one night he spent the night. I had been saving my turds for 2 weeks and he apparently wasn't. It was about 1:00am. Everyone except us was in bed sound asleep. Me and hime were playing Nintendo when I said, "Brian, I really need to dump now." He said we would go after he beat the level. Well he finished the level and I said we need to hurry because my anus was about to explode. So we rushed in and I went first. I pulled my pants off completely. I squatted on the toilet as he got front row seats to my butt. My anus opened and it all let out. He was standing their trying to catch one of the turds. They went too fast for him to catch one. After I finished I got down without wiping and let him try. I got really close. Practically under the opening and watched for 5 minutes. Nothing happened. I said push, strain, do whatever you needed to do to get a turd out. He tried for 5 more minutes and all I saw was the pink thing stick out. I assume that that it the poop releaser. Well it was fun for him to watch me. But I was not able to watch him. Well today I can never hold my poop past 3 days. I must have weakened my muscles from holding it so long in the past. Well this is all I have to say. Happy dumping everyone !!!!!
Hi Plunger - the first paragraph of my post seems to have been decapitated yesterday - I don't think because of content! So here it is again. All after "I don't want to embarrass"... appeared before. Yay Plunger! Read your post about your field deposit with great interest. I'm afraid my experience of girls is a bit limited - but lay-bys on French routes nationales do give me some experience - invariably a girl (between age 6 and 26!) will be peeing where you are about to go, or will arrive to relieve herself while you are yourself!! Not nearly so much modesty about such functions in France! Proper order of things!! Well, I'm glad - both in general and for you - that you are not one of the strange (to me anyway) types who would rather mess their pants (in the UK sense of underwear) than drop them and squat in a field. Good description too - keeps the interest going right through the event!! Like, wow! - I wish I could've been there!! I'm sure my long experience of outdoor and buddy dumping could have been useful!! (??). I don't want to embarrass you, but speaking from a sort of agricultural background, it is my opinion that the guy in the ATV (=All-terrain vehicle??) (would we call it a 4x4??) Or a quad-bike? Or do you have them in the US? They are used quite a lot here on small farms! Or am I way off beam? Not that it matters much anyway!! Anyway, generally, from your description of your actions and activities I would think he knew exactly what you had been doing and where he would find it!! (prob. had Binos. on you too!). If he was that way inclined. I know I would have if you had been dumping in one of our fields! We have one field that runs by the road - which I keep under observation sometimes, and there have been one or two 'treasures' to see over the years since I was about 10! Usually mother and young daughter(s)/children in general - nearly all pee stories though! >From this I guess you can gather that I did enjoy your post about going in the field. I presume you have some interest in my posts too - as you drew my specific attention to this one. It goes without saying that unusual (for me) events will be recorded!! Keep going in the fields - it's really cool. (Especially here at this time of the year - rain at +03įC!! Different sort of cool!). Make sure you "Poo with Pride!!" wherever you do it! From Nicky F
Good morning all.Just read some of the stories on the forum.To NICKY- the thing on antibiotics, when i was a kid about 11or 12,I had eyesurgery for lazy eye and after the surgery, I had to take these big pills of antibiotics. Also they gave me shots of the same thing.I aws in the hospital for 3 days and didn't poop at all. Then I went home and didn't go for 2 more!( at that age,I normally went 2 times a day)I didn't feel bad or anything.Then one morning I had to go.My ????? felt a little wierd.So I sat down and started to push.Ifelt like farting, but nothing came out!Then I started to get these bad cramps.I really wanted to poo bad .I'm pushing and pushing and it starts to come out.It felt strange coming out,so I looked between my legs to see what was going on. I saw this long,thick, white turd and like nicky said, It was a wierd soft texture.It was halfway in the water of the bowl and it was still coming out my anus!WOW!Then it suddenly ended and fell into the bowl.It looked like a big,white eel ( maybe 15-18") It was huge! Then I had to go more .Two or three more long ,white turds came out. They all came out slowly and no gas at all. They were soft and mushy, but formed like sausages.It felt so good.I sat there pushing ,and more came out .It started getting softer and the color was getting more normal.The whole time,I was watching the whole thing! I couln't believe how much i was pooping!I looked in the bowl and the turd were above the water and I still had to go more!Now the turds were coming out faster and looser.Now they were light browm and loose. Then I just relaxed my asshole and this greenish-yellow stuff just ran out my anus like molasses. then i was done.I looked at the bowl and the poop was way above the water now.That was in the top 5 as far as pooping volume for me.As I got older,any time I had to take antibiotics,I looked forward to pooping to see what would come out.I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who enjoyed the mirror thing.It was great to watch the antibiotic-Poo with the mirror.More on these stories later BYE
It's been a while, I know. Enjoyable posts here, as always. Zach, I just read yours. I know you'd prefer women's advice - I'm a guy - but if you really like Jen, don't be afraid to be open with her about your bodily functions. There's really nothing to be ashamed of, if you think about it. It's all completely natural. Some women use that kind of openness as a way to be closer. I once had a gf who was open like that. She used to tell me stories about how her friends would walk in on her while she was on the john. It took me a while to realize that she had liked that. She also used to ask me to bring her a new roll of toilet paper from the closet after she'd finished pooping. It happened so often that I caught on that she was doing it on purpose. Although I did enjoy seeing her on the toilet, I just couldn't bring myself to let her see me there. (Strange, I had been interested in elimination since before then, but, like you, I couldn't be that open in front of a girl.) One morning she called to me from the bathroom, "Oh, this is going to be a good one. Do you wanna come sit on my lap?" Can you believe that I didn't? Anyway, before I could have gone in, she must have thought she'd blown me away and she said, "No! Weird! Weird!!" Another time, we were out for a walk when she told me that she had to poop, so we found a gasoline station. Without telling her that I had to poop too, I went into the men's after she went into the women's. As it happened, she finished first and was waiting for me when I came out. "Well, what did *you* have to do, hmmm?" she quizzed me with a big grin on her face. I was so embarassed. Looking back on it now, I see how silly that was. We could have shared our pooping experiences had I been more open. Life took us in diferent directions and I never again found any other woman as open as she was. Now I look back with regret that I wasn't more open with her about the bathroom. So my advice to you: open up with Jen. Good luck!
To Nicola, Harry, and Helen (England) (re: the "candle incident"): I remember I once did a complete b.m., and felt quite relieved, but had a sensation in my anus that something was still lingering there. The quality of sensation was such that I knew it could not be a turd. I looked, and saw something thin and undefinably hanging out an inch and a half or so, which would also swing when I applied lateral pelvic movement for a test. Finally, I reached back, grabbed it with two fingertips and extracted it completely. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be a piece of plastic food wrapping, shit-smeard of course, which had simply refused to leave the passage. Its total length was approx. 4 inches. However, the ensuing inspection of the turds I had launched before showed that it was the only piece. Good poops to you all, Andre.
Hi guys, I have a little problem with peeing, you see i do not know what the right way is. I ahve never been able to pee into a urinal, for I do not know how to stick out my thing and go without getting my pants wet. Can some one please tell me the right way to unzip and go? Thanks. John J.
Have any of the girls out there ever had to pee in a cup at the doctor's office for a urine sample? if so what did the cup look like and how did you manage to get your pee into it, that's one thing that has left me confused, since girls have no aim it must be pretty hard... later. -Barry
Nicky et al, further to the dirty pants in school discussions, I have the following thoughts. (Incidentally Nicky, I am in my late 20's). I guess I was pretty average as a teenager, changing my pants every day as I believe did most of my peers. I was not particularly careless or lazy, but also did not give toilet matters a very high priority, tending to delay a visit until convenient or urgent. As a consequence I probably had at least 4-6 poo accidents of varying degrees per year, excluding minor skidmarks. There were 4 classes at our level, each with about 30 pupils, half boys & half girls, ie a total of about 60 boys. We generally had games with either the year below or above us, therefore making a total of about 120 boys. If I were indeed average, this would make about 600 pairs of messed pants per year or about 12 per week (yes, I know this involves a lot of assumptions and is far from scientific). Put another way, one could perhaps expect there to be one or two boys who h! ad a poo stain (more than skidmarks) in his pants on any given day. There was occasionally a lot of mickey taking in the changing rooms when someone's stained underwear was noticed - sometimes it was even thrown around the room, with the unfortunate kid chasing it! I do remember going through a bad patch at about the age of 12 or so when I had dirty pants on most days for quite a while. I'm rather ashamed to say that it never occurred to me to carry a spare pair to change in to. I remember the horrible feeling of pulling them up after emptying them and wiping them out. All cold & sticky - anyone who has ever experienced it will remember the feeling! Cleaning them out was a particularly difficult task with the 'tracing paper' type of loo roll we had at school - that alone was probably responsible for more skidmarked pants than anything else. Do they still have it? Another reason that many accidents probably happened was the reluctance of many kids to use the toilets unless absolutely urgent, due to the unhygienic, dirty places that they tend(ed) to be, with bullying/smoking etc going on. I only remember one girl who used to mess herself. Her name was Joanna and she always wore white pants, frequently under quite a short skirt. We all tried to get a good look, poor girl! Is there anyone here who can honestly say that they have never done a poo in their pants (excluding pre-toilet training days, of course)? Is there anyone who still has genuine accidents regularly, eg at least once a week?
A couple of years ago I took a bus trip on Greyhound. It took over 24 hrs and in that time I had to shit really bad, so I used the toilet on the bus. Bad mistake. The toiltet didid not flush, just had water in it. and the toiliet paper was single squares of parer that felt like writing paer. I had to use what seemed like fifty of them to wipe. So the lesson here is never use a bus toilet. Nor the bathrooms in bus stations They are pretty dirty. If you want to crap everyday drink orange juice every day it works. Also did the soap thing today, It work, hada six incher.
Hi everyone, and congratulations Nicola on your recent marriage. May your jobbies be bigger and better than ever before. by the way, you have never mentioned anything about your hubby's toilet performance in these posts; no doubt he can't match your efforts otherwise you would have mentioned it. Helen, I enjoy reading your posts too; do you produce big jobbies every day or are you less regular. Personally, I only do really big ones if I miss a couple of days, and even then they aren't exceptional.
Wednesday, March 10, 1999
Hi folks. Ricky, I have always passed large, long fat easy jobbies, as have my mother and sisters and my kids so I suppose its a genetic thing. We do however eat a healthy diet, wholemeal bread and pasta, no red meat just white and fish, we also eat diary products, veg, fruit etc, and we all take plenty of exercise so I suppose this helps.
I read the "novel" from the unnamed young lady about soiling her knickers when drunk etc . Seems to me she may have a drink problem for which she should seek advice. Also, with very few exceptions, men dont usually get turned on by girls who shit their pants. Regarding being sexually abused by men, I back Nicola's advice. If he grabs you by the breasts or in the vaginal area grab him by the balls (testicles) and twist. He wont do it again. As a divorcee who works in a bar in the evening I was looked on by some men as an easy lay (IM NOT!), and so they tried it on, but I soon found this no nonsense approach sorted them out.
I just loved Nicola's tale about the string in her jobbie making it look like a candle. I have done one which curved right round in a circle in the pan and I have often seen bits of undigested food etc in my turds. Once I had eaten a kebab on the way home from the pub and had accidentally eaten some of the paper it was wrapped in. Next day there were some bits of paper embedded in my jobbie. Paula saw this and showed her brother, She said that was the first time she had seen a jobbie with its own built in toilet paper which wipes your arse as it comes out! I have to dash to go to my daytime job, so I'll post more later. All the best , Nellie.
Nicola>> Yes, I had a similiar incident happen to me many years ago...I went in to take a crap and as I was doing so, I felt one start to drop, but there was no splash sound, so I bent over and spread my legs to take a look...There was about a 3 inch long turd hanging down with what looked like a piece of string embedded in the next one...Turned out, as I recalled, the day before we had a ???? tray at dinner with a lot of celery stalks with peanut butter stuffed in them...I had eaten several of them, and evidently hadn't chewed the fibers sufficently enough to break them down, so this one went thru my system intact, and somehow connected two pieces of crap together...
Jerry>> A few years ago, there was an major accident on the freeway in Seattle, Washington State, USA, during the winter (January, I believe it was), in which a tanker truck loaded with molasses lost its load on the freeway and spilled molasses all over the road. Traffic was backed up so bad that they couldn't get everyone off the freeway while the mess was being cleaned up, so people started getting out of their cars and relieving themselves out on the freeway...It was about that time that the State Patrol noticed what was happening, so they had some porta-potties airlifted in by helicopter for those who needed a toilet to do their duties until the freeway reopened, which was about 5 hours later...
Hi all It's about 7:45 am ( N.Y. eastern time) And I wanted to say some things to the forum. To VECTOR; I've been lucky enough to find quite a few women willing to poo for me.I 've found you just have to be open about all other things in the relationship. Sooner or later you both gotta go around each other.Also, the girl seems to ( if she's willing to ppop in front of you) likes to do it cause she's making you verry happy! I've found they ( once they get over the shyness) really get into it.That nurse that did it for me years ago looked foreward to it. She would go every 2 days or so.She loved it.She would have orgasms in the middle of a BM. > love watching women pooing.Especially when they gotta go bad and they loose all inhabitions and really shit and fart and groan.To PLUNGER; I loved your post about the noisy pooing.Tell me, are you regular? Go every day like that?I go the same time each day like clockwork!( 9:00to 9:15 N.Y. time) I would love to hear from people going at the same time as me and enjoying it like me.I alsolove doing it over the phone .That nurse and I did it all the time! She had this speaker phone and we would do it at the same time! It was great. We would be pooping and farting at the same time!Anybody else into this? I also found a few women who liked watching me go .I enjoyed doing that too. I would really get into that! Uh oh--I'm getting cramps,I gotta poop! I always gooa poop whan I'm posting I think this forum makes me go . Wish I could phone this one in! HOLD ON REALLY GOTTA GO!-------------------------------------------------. O.K I'm done.It was a nice one.A big fart followed by a nice long,soft turd and then i sat for a while and massaged my ?????( sometimes, this helps me go more) Then, part two. Another fart and a bunch of mush and some more gas. This part always feels the best to me. Then I sat and pushed my anus out for a bit. Then wiped.Well I've loved talking to all.Hoped there were some people doing the sam! e thing at the same time! More later, hoped you all enjoyed it!!
This will be a nice long post. Enjoy!!! Today a took another dump at school. I am getting so much better at this skill. Well the bell rang and I walked into the bathroom and found a kid at the urinal. I just went into the stall minding my own business. I closed the door, pulled my pants and underwear down to my ankles, and sat down. I had a really a to dump BAD. AND I MEAN BAD!!! I sat there for 5 minutes pushing and grunting trying to push that little guy out. By now my anus was in pain. I was sweaty and shakey. Finally something came out and just came and came and came and so on. It was suuuch a relief to let it all out and when I got finished I turned and looked. 6-7 nice long turds came out. I came out and found another boy finishing up a good pee. We both went over to wash our hands and he said, "Nice performance you did for me!" I said, "I feel so much better now" He replied, "I bet you are after that." We both left and went to lunch.
I donít want to embarrass you, but speaking from a sort of agricultural background, it is my opinion that the guy in the ATV (=All-terrain vehicle??) (would we call it a 4x4??) Or a quad-bike? Or do you have them in the US? They are used quite a lot here on small farms! Or am I way off beam? Not that it matters much anyway!! Anyway, generally, from your description of your actions and activities I would think he knew exactly what you had been doing and where he would find it!! (prob. had Binos. on you too!). If he was that way inclined. I know I would have if you had been dumping in one of our fields! We have one field that runs by the road - which I keep under observation sometimes, and there have been one or two Ďtreasuresí to see over the years since I was about 10! Usually mother and young daughter(s)/children in general - nearly all pee stories though! >From this I guess you can gather that I did enjoy your post about going in the field. I presume you have some interest in my posts too - as you drew my specific attention to this one. It goes without saying that unusual (for me) events will be recorded!! Keep going in the fields - itís really cool. (Especially here at this time of the year - rain at +03įC!! Different sort of cool!). Make sure you ďShit with style!!Ē wherever you do it!
Hi Mark! Well Iíve dealt with your question about dark colours, but I must say that I did find my results bear out your theory that the heaviest skidmarks were all in the palest underwear. As buddy dumping, as apart from social dumping, is only shared between a few friends, I donít know the defecation habits of most of the group in detail - only myself, Josh, and perhaps a boarder called Jamie, so I donít know how many, if any, actually shit in their underpants, and how many just donít wipe. I rather suspect the latter though - the number of turds left in school WCís with no evidence of paper is somewhat awesome!! I donít think there are many in our age group who would let it out into their pants. Indeed, even at prep school that didnít happen much. Not being inquisitive or rude, and donít tell if you donít want to, but roughly when were you at school. And did you ever mess your pants - at least after 10+? I mean, I guess we all have the odd pee-in-my-pants ďaccidentĒ (sort of) - on the way home - and usually in the Summer! (Well - thereís a surprise - only in the Summer!). My Dad, who as I have mentioned before, is fairly cool, and can be induced to recollect some racier incidents from his school years (at least after a couple of drinks!!) was born in 1944, and his stories of school and Scout camps are from 1954 to 1962. In a lot of ways, from what he says, I donít think it is THAT much different now! To Buzzy - yeah! Me too! With the mirror! - the idea first hit me when I was about 10 or 11 and I was getting more into the whole defecation scene in a wider sense! But - I always had trouble on the WC with light and shadow, so Josh and I started to have mirrors out of doors where we could see ourselves and each other at the same time! I agree that there is something quite amazing about watching your own anus open up and turn from reddish-pink to brown in an instant! Anyway, it seems that a lot of us on this site have done/still do the Ďmirror trickí. I havenít thought about it for a while - but I think I might start again. Thanks for reminding us all about it!! I like your posts too - really cool! Sammy Shap - yours are supercool too. You are in 8th Grade now? In US schools that is about 14 years old?? Is it? I think? Yeah - give us more school stories! Any buddy dumping? Dave (UK) - back to the antibiotics! My shit was all sort of smooshy, and a really definite Yellow colour, but there was not much smell - a bit sort of sour at first when I was ill, but when I was getting better, not much at all. It was just fascinating that the colour and texture were so - for me - unusual. Texture especially - I donít really know how to describe it other than smooshy, which is a sort of smooth mushy thing - but not like a normal soft one. Very thick sort of soft. And the other amazing thing was the amount of stuff that I evacuated from my bowels considering I wasnít eating much. I mean, I just sort of went and sat on the WC and this thick smooshy yellow shit just flowed for up to 2 minutes. No wind. No farting. Came out really slowly. But came out - I think extrusion is the right physical term! Weird, huh? Gtg now. Back soon, Nicky F.
Does anyone have any good nurse pee stories. I hear they have the biggest bladders on the planet.
Have any of you fellow posters noticed your pee smelling different at certain times of the day? Mine smells very strong around 9:00 (p.m.), I don't know why.
I poopd my pants this day I got lost in a departmnt store and got scared and had a accident If you are wondering i am 7 yers old and have lots of accidents Nyway, i went with my mum to the dept store and got lost it is huge like 3 floors. and i had to poop. I got scard and had a messy accident. i hided in the ladies underwear until the nice clerk found me. If you want to hear the whole story, say so and i will tell you all the crap details
Had a massive semi-accident in my pants when I was a senior in high school. Five of us were camping out at one of the guys grandparents farm. My friend Bob hadn't someone to get us a case of beer. We sat around drinking, and soon we were all pretty well blitzed. One of the guys farted. Anoter said I can fart better than that, and ripped a really loud one. The contest was on. We sat around, trying to out do each other, and drinking more beer. Then I raised by butt off of the lawn chaih and gave a really hard sudden push to make my fart as loud and explosive as possible. Turned out it wasn't a fart, I shit all over my self. I must have had a surprised look on my face or someone saw the seat of my pants buldge out, because a couple of the guys atarted taunting me staggering around and saying Jerry shit in his pants. I told them where to go and passed out. When I woke the next morning, I sat up , then remembered what had happened the night before. I got up and went to the pond to! clean my self up. Shit slid down my legs. I dove into the pond, and took off my soiled jeans and underpants there.
Tuesday, March 09, 1999
Debbie, your post about your mum telling you to deliberately do it in your panties did echo an experience of mine. Often when I was at Secondary (High) School in my teens and we were playing Field Hockey or Netball if one of us needed a wee wee, rather than go all the way back to the changing (locker) room in the Gym to use the toilet and thus disrupt the game, we would squat down and pee through the gusset (crotch) of our navy blue knickers. Thus we didnt wet our legs and in the hot weather the damp patch would soon dry out. Since we always had a shower after the game and had our ordinary white panties to change into afterwards there were not a lot of smelly pissy young ladies walking about the school. One girl however did this but alas she needed a jobbie as well and proceeded to do a big poo in her knickers. The great bulge in the seat of her underpants was obvious and of course she had to go and get cleaned and changed. I myself, as I have posted before, had a big accident! in my knickers during a Field Hockey match when I just could not have left the field at a crucial point. I scored a goal but also an "own goal" in my knickers, luckily a solid turd and it didnt make much of a mess.
Moira asks if some professions are more open than others about defecation etc. Well, I know many PE teachers, coaches etc, and they are quite frank about their bodily functions, as I am myself. By the way I have recently gained my qualifications in Accountancy as my parents wished and intend to do my own thing now. I have managed to get a Managerial position at a local Gym and Leisure Centre and can thus use both talents and have free use of the sports and keep fit facilities. I will post if any interesting toilet events happen there. As she says, nurses are likewise very frank as are woman doctors. My cousin Rachel is a General Practitioner and some of the stories she tells are most amusing. I also remember one time when I was a teenager and was spending a weekend with her. I was sitting on the toilet doing a motion when she came in to get her hair spray, looked down the pan at the big fat jobbie I had just passed and remarked in a matter of fact way, "I see you have passed ! a substantial healthy formed stool. Nothing wrong with your bowels young lady" I was both amused and flattered and relieved that of course she didnt then mind when it stuck in the pan and wouldn't flush away.
I also cannot say that I have observed much difference in the way boys or girls walked when they had a solid accident in their pants. The only point I would make is that for a girl, if the mass of squashed poo spreads inside her knickers some may get into her vagina and the bacteria in the feces, while harmless in the bowel, can cause cystitis and other infections. Obviously a boy doesnt have this problem in such circumstances.
On the subject of accidents, when I was a kid at primary (grade) school there was a girl who was a bit "slow" and who should really have been in a special school for the Educationally Sub Normal. She was the typical clumsy fat kid who always knocked over the paint pot or broke things and even then I felt a bit sorry for her. Unfortunately, some of the other kids teased her a lot. She used to leave it too late to go to the toilet and often did a poo in her knickers. The other kids found this a great laugh and would tease her in the playground and lift up her skirt at the back to show everyone the big bulge hanging down and the stain in the seat of her white panties. On one occasion a group of them even blocked her way to the Girls Toilet and ensured she had a big accident in her knicks. Even as a kid of 8 I was angered by the way they mocked this poor girl and eventually some of us would group together to protect her and ensure she got to the toilet safely with us when she needed to go. Readers have posted in the past about cruel parents, teachers etc abusing kids who had toilet accidents but has anyone else cases of kids, who can be viciously cruel to anyone weaker or different, deliberately giving other kids a hard time in this way?
Yesterday I did a nice big easy jobbie at lunchtime at home. As usual it stuck in the pan, (it was about 12 inches long and about 2.25 inches thick) and carrot shaped. My husband, (we got married a couple of weeks ago), was out so he hadn't come in with me as he usually does. When he came in an hour later and went to the toilet I heard him hoot with laughter. Intrigued I went to the toilet and asked what was so funny. He gasped, "Nicky love, just look at your big jobbie!" I wondered what was so amusing, after all he has often seen my motions. Then he pointed to the end of the turd. "It looks like a big brown candle!" he said and sure enough out of the pointed end stuck a bit of string. I was puzzled at first then I understood. We had roast beef for dinner a couple of days before and I remembered swallowing a bit of the string used to tie the joint together for cooking. It had passed through my system and by sheer chance had been embedded in my turd at the end and looked like! the wick of a candle. Has anyone else done a jobbie which was either a strange shape or had something amusing stuck in it like this? Finally, what happened to "Preggy" ? Has she had her baby yet and I do hope everything went well. Please let us know. Love Nicola.
To answer Bill some of us do prefer stockings and suspenders to tights for more than one reason. A girl feels kind of more desirable with the secret that they are wearing exiting undies. Panties,(we often call them pants in UK), are more easily pulled down in an emergency for toileting and finally, in warm weather the gusset of ones knickers suffers less than when they are encased with tights which cause restriction. As the material does not breathe so easily and in very hot weather a girl may have to change herself more often because of the sticky discomfort and smell. In UK, and I would have thought sensible anywhere despite what has been shown in the movies and stories from men who do donít know what they are talking about, it is usual to wear ones panties over the top of the suspenders and other kit to make that fast pull-down more convenient. I think there is nothing more frustrating than experiencing welcome relief from a big purge but real big, continued.
Lucky Guy- that was a cool story. Your girlfriend is licky. :) My boyfriend would never take a dump when I'm around. I think he is scared to or something. It's been 6 months and he hasn't taken dump nywhere near me. Not even on the phone. Oh well....
caroline well i think you would have made it if you didn't have those god awful hose. i mean they cling to you and won't let go when seconds count. i can remeber thinking ack too late and i just give a big pull and have sometimes torn my hose. a few days ago while i had to poop what seemed my worst i couldn't get them off in time and the poop poked out and touched my pampies. but i was lucky cause since it was so solid dry and hard it didn't really stain it. i just sat there red....becuase i was grunting the poop out and cause i was mad as i told my cousin what happened. does anyone know if they make thigh highs in girls sizes? I haven't found any and it would be much better. sigh. well thanks anyway. linda
Greetings one and all! Just found this site; it's great! I'm a 40 year old divorced male from the USA and it really is wonderful to find others who enjoy producing huge movements and like to see and hear about the experience of others. It's been my experience that societal conventions can sometimes make one feel so alone in this. My jobbies are not ENORMOUS; typically about ten inches in length, 2.5 - 3 inches in width. They're usually firm, but not rock hard. Occasionally I enjoy a monster curved sausage that clogs the toilet (Is that "loo" to our English friends?) Speaking of England, HELEN-ENGLAND ... I've so enjoyed your posts!! PLEASE don't be a stranger to the board! :-) How do you (and your children) consistantly produce such impressive, large-n-lovely, beautiful jobbies???!? Is it diet, your constitution (genetics), or do you think it's both?? Have you always been blessed this way?? Is there a way anyone has found to maximize the size of their jobbies?? Does diet really matter? What about holding it back for awhile, does this make a difference? I'd appreciate any feedback, as I'd love to be able to "go bigger" (if that's really possible.) Also, anyone have any suggested links to other such sites?? Thanks; here's to bigger, even more satisfying experiences on the toilet!! Cheers,
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