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Teresa
It's me again! I must tell you that I am really fascinated with this toilet site. It is deliciously naughty to read about other peoples very private bathroom moments, especially their bowel movements. I was wondering if anyone else had made the same curious observation as me, though. I have noticed that when I have a bowel movement, that the odor is not at all unpleasant to me! In fact sometimes, I'm embarrassed to say, I almost find it pleasing, especially if the stool is well formed and of a consistent coloration. On the other hand, if I visit the toilet after someone else has relieved themselves, I find any such odors highly offensive! I had a former lover tell me that he liked the bowel odor left by a female, especially if she was young and attrac- tive. It actually, he said, turned him on! I didn't ask him under what circumstances he was able to make such an observation, and in fact I just frowned and let the subject drop. I must say that on rare occasions, I have been present when other people, men and women, voided their bowels, and while I felt a prurient pleasure in watching, I will say I never found the odor pleasant, not even my boyfriends. Sometimes, I confess, I sit on the toilet after a satisfying bowel movement and read a book while lingering over the unflushed poop. Funny though, that my poop smells even more fascinating after I have defecated in a woodland setting. The smell of the plant life, the soil and decaying leaves somehow makes my stool smell even more pungent. I would be really interested in hearing about how others feel about their own bowel odors, especially other women if they can feel as uninhibited as I and will discuss such matters. I have other similar topics to discuss, some of them really very, very private. Stay tuned!


linda
hi guys. okay ps hee hee hope you dont mind me making your name short. my poops well they look like really big dark brown cheetos...you know fat long and kinda lumpy. they are very long and very hard. i would say ther at leats a foot long and those are the small ones hee hee.no i call the toilet the potty. i ahvent used my potty chair in a long time. but i did someimtes if my cousin was using the potty and i couldnt wait anymore. um hmm i remeber me gettin gpotty trained but i gave my cousin such a hard time cause i could pee in the potty but never poop. him well then it got worse cause i was really scared to go in the big potty. but my cousin tricked me into peeing into the big potty in a smart way. you see my favorite color is green and well one time when i had to pee very bad he asked me if i wnated to see a trick. he put blue coloring in the water and said if i peed in the toilet it would change to green like magic. i was kinda thinking it was a trick but i really wanted to see if it was true so i sat and aaaaaaaahhhhh then i got off fast and it did turn green it was so cool. i also saw that i could go in the toilet. hee hee next time ill tell you about hoe i learned to poop in the potty, hey ive got a question when i was small and pooped in my pamper while i was still trying to learn i had a private place i would go to and squat and push out the poop; i noticed my little sisters do this too. did anyone else do that too, bye for now linda


Moria, you suggest that Kevin compares his dumps with Louise's over say a period of a month. Sure this would suggest that Louise produces bigger turds than Kevin, but it wouldn't suggest much as far as human kind is concerned. I have seen the results on numerous occaisions of the poops of quite a number of my female friends, and not a one of them produces particularly large turds. In fact, most of them produce much thinner turds than even mine, which are still nothing compared to what you are George produce. Even more so, I've noticed that a rather plump female friend of mine produces just about the thinnest turds I've ever seen. This suprised/dissapointed me to no end, as I would have expected her to produce some great whoppers, but that simply wasn't the case. Haly, why don't you tell us a bit about your experiences?


shortbus
Last night I was ice-fishing with my 270-pound friend. He had to poop and I always keep T.P. in my truck, so he pinched a loaf right there on the ice. There were people nearby, but it was dark so he just squatted next to my truck. I didn't watch (sorry, I wouldn't want to), but when he was finished he brought me over to look at his huge turd. Then he asked me if I had my camera, and I did, so I took a picture of it for him.


Laura
I had a little accident thismorning. Well I was swimming and I had a very big urge to do a dump, so I got out and went to the toilet. But the problem was tht my swimsuit was a whole swim suit . Anyway , I tryed to it pull down so I could take a dump but it wouldnt go . By now the urge was despetate so I did just have to go , I had to pull the bottom part to the side and just let it out, except with my movement came the loudest fart ever , I do think that everyone heard me in a 1 mile radius. Anyway I did manage to handle this problem but I did get it all down my leg and on my hands. So I did try to sort out this problem but missed a bit so when I went back into the pool everyone was looking at me , it was only 2 mins later that I realised what the problem was , I did still have some on my leg. I could have died. Anyway I do guess that all I am saying is that always go before. Can I just ask how old everone is?


peeing firl: I also much prefer peeing stories to pooping stories. Please share your experiences with the group.


andrew
Hi, this afternoon I had a really funny experience I think you'll like. I was at the local library doing some research in the Reference section. The chairs and tables happen to be set up right next to the bathrooms, so there I was, camped out reading REALLY dry history volumes. The place was pretty quiet. After about half an hour, I heard somebody walk quickly up to the Men's room, try the key in the lock, and say "oh no" to himself. I looked up and saw a twelve-year-old boy, dressed in a striped shirt and very tight bluejeans, and wearing a small handbag. I watched as he tried the key again, and it didn't open the door. He groaned. He was moving really nervously- just on the verge of an accident. Then he must have felt me looking at him, because he turned to me with a scared expression and said, "Mister, can you help?" I promptly got up, sauntered over (giving him a good look; I couldn't help but be curious because he was either a boy with a handbag and really tight jeans, or a girl with really masculine features) and tried the key. It didn't work. He was looking off with a glazed look in his eyes. I took a look at the key, and it said, "Women." I said, "Aha, there's the problem." We walked together around the corner to the Women's room. I told him, "I won't tell if you won't." He explained that the librarian told him it would work in either door. I laughed and said, well they were obviously wrong. I tried the key in the lock and it didn't work there either! The boy was really worried now. There was also a "handicapped" bathroom, so I went over and tried that. Lo, and the door opened, and the 12-year-old rushed past me with a gasp (which could have been a "thank-you") and he proceeded to do his business. I wandered off wondering what would have happened if I hadn't thought of trying the third bathroom.


Monday, January 18, 1999


military person
When I started my basic training, I only took a dump twice the entire 6 weeks. the first time i pooped, it was hershy kiss size turds. Anyone know why I couldn't p00p that much in Basic?


Teresa
Teresa is a pseudonym, but I will tell you that I am an attractive 31 year old woman whom has kind of an obsession with certain body functions. The event I describe here happened at a much younger age (late teens, I think) but it left an indelible impression, perhaps the reason for my obsession. Often I find that I have erratic timing of my movements, sometimes I miss a day or even more, but when they finally occur, the results are dramatic. My friend Julie and I were hiking in a local park one late fall day when I felt the urge in a "big" way! We were near an unoocupied camp site and luckily there was a privy. Julie spotted a soda machine while I headed for the john post hast. Blast! the g***d thing was closed for the season and I just couldn't wait. It had a privacy barrier around the doorway and I thought I'd just do a quick poop on the ground. I pulled down my panties and squatted and had a very large, solid and satisfying bowel movement. As I stood up I looked around at the steaming demon. It was well formed and huge! As I struggled to dislodge a kleenex from my still downed jeans, I was startled as a group, a family in fact, whom suddenly appeared at the opening of the barrier! In fact I lost my balance and fell backwards to sit directly in my warm stool! The family saw the entire accident and the two youngsters (a boy and a girl) stared and laughed. The Mrs covered her mouth in a gesture of painful embarrassment, but the Mr was worst of all; he just stared with a certain smug leer. Finally, the Mrs herded them all away (Mr had to be pulled) and I was left to deal with my dilemma. When Julie returned a minute later, I had another embarrassing moment and an awfull mess to clean up!


Adam from Canada
Today is Sunday I had an interesting poop. I went into the can and the poop came out really fast and noisy. It sounded like a machine gun and it was in little fat chunks. I think it has to do with all the fiber I have eating. It was soft and felt like I lost a pound.


Gatchsky
Hi everyone. Everytime I haer clarinet or saxaphone music I think of people on the toilet making a chuncky fat poo poo.


linda
mi guys. gee nicole your borther sounds like a jerk. i would not be surprised if you started peeing outside too. i wish i could help you like locking him in a closet while you went potty. hee hee. gee maria of calif your mother well it was scary cause that just what i go through when i try to poop. im not fat or anything but i really do have to try to make this awful poop come out of me. i tried to go outside like nicole yesterday. but no matter how hard i tried i could not poop. my cousin when i told him asked why i would try to do such a thing. i told him i just wanted to see if i could do it. he said to try to hold it till i had to go very bad. and i did. i was outside dancing arounf holding my tushie when i held it slide out. it was poking out big time. so i ran to the bushes with my cousin keeping watch. i didnt push or hold it in. i just let it come. i wanted to die cause the poop came out so slow. it felt good and awful at the same time. after forever it finally came out. aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whew i wiped my forhead cause it was sweaty. anyway after i cleaned myself with tissues i brought with me me and my cousin saw the poop. i was huge. i have no idea how poop that big come out of me. anyway i didnt feel embarassed at all. but then again i had to go bad. um nicole what do you do so you can poop outside or do you just go. and have you ever peed outside. if so can you please tell me about it. linda


"definitely" in a sentence. One kid said that the sky is definitely blue. The teacher said, "No, sometimes it`s red or orange." Another kid said that leaves are definitely green. The teacher said, "No, sometimes they are brown." Then a quiet kid in the back of the room said, "When you fart, is there supposed to be a lump in it?" Even though the teacher was disgusted by the question, she said, "Well,no." The kid then said, "Then I definitely pooped!"


Moira
The "phantom poo" that many correspondents mention doesnt happen a lot to me and George nowadays as we tend to pass long, fat turds which are too big to shoot up the hidden bend and out of site, though this did happen when we were kids. Both of us usually sit upright when doing a motion but agree that sitting forward like Rodin's Thinker makes the angle correct for such a "phantom poo" event to occur. We always like to see what we have passed, (unless its the hated runs), and like others would be disappointed not to be able to do so.
I agree with Aussie Guy and Haly only in that Kevin didn't "prove" that women do bigger jobbies than men by only one observation, but no doubt he has noticed the relative thickness of Louise's turds compared to his own over the time they have been with each other. My jobbies and George's are as long as each others but mine are normally just that bit thicker and his are straight all the way like a cylinder, mine fatter at the start and gradually taper for the last few inches towards the end, a bit carrot shaped, though if I pass a softer, easier , but propery formed motion say in the morning, it will be smoother and have a gentle curve. Yes there are men who do huge fat whoppers, George has both done and seen some really big logs blocking the toilet pans in Gents public toilets etc in his time and there are surely women who pass little thin jobbies but I would agree that , all other things being equal, women and girls do larger , certainly fatter, turds and looking at some anatomy books I observed that its true that the female rectum is a different shape to the male.
Dave I imagine a really big motion would back up through the sigmoid colon and part way up the descending colon. Perhaps Nicola, who seems to have a good knowledge of anatomy might be able to throw some light on this? Having a high colonic washout followed by use of acidophilus containing foods etc could be a help in IBS, but I would always advise consulting a Doctor if there are bowel symptoms, just to be on the safe side. If however IBS is the known problem then this might be of help.
Basil, the smell of a motion depends on so many variables and is a subjective observation. What is offensive to one person may even be pleasant to another. Diet, bacterial activity in the gut etc can affect it. Also the solidity of the stool matters as a softer stool usually smells a lot nastier than a more solid one. I feel there is a certain smell associated with a good, solid, formed stool which is reasonably agreeable. You associate it with doing such a motion yourself and if you use the toilet after someone else and this smell lingers on you dont find it off putting as you link it in your mind to the enjoyable experience of doing such a motion yourself. Conversely, smelling the rank stink of loose stools or diarrhea has an unhappy association. I imagine its like listening to the sound effects when someone else does a motion. The good "Kur-sploonk!" of a large solid jobbie dropping into the pan is a turn on for many people but the horrid splutter of diarrhea is a total downer for most of us.
Marie of California . Its interesting to read a female perspective on the "listening with mother" turn on that many men admit has aroused them since they were kids. I always get a bit of a buzz listening to others doing a nice solid motion but it isn't gender specific. I have heard more girls and women defecate as obviously I have been in far more girls' and ladies' toilets than boys' and mens'. I suppose it is more likely to be the mother who is the focus of such a turn on as she is more often at home with the kids with the father being out at work, (generally speaking dont bite my head off feminists). Again, it is usually the mother who takes the kid to the loo for toilet training and she is therefore associated by them with this function. Accepting also the opinion that women do bigger, fatter, more solid, motions than men as discussed above, then the sound effects when they do a motion would be more of a turn on to the boy or girl listening, than the lesser efforts of their father. As a matter of interest, are there any women out there who were more turned on by listening to their father or brother doing a motion when they were girls?
Mention of books with vivid descriptions of defecation, there is the start of James Joyce's "Ulysses" where a man does a motion. No sound effects are given but it does describe him sitting on the pan reading the newspaper and holding it back for a while, (I do this sometimes), then yielding and "letting the column of shit emerge". Mario Vargas Llosa's "In Praise of the Stepmother", (ISBN 0-571-14135-8 Faber & Faber) has a lovely chapter six in great detail about Don Rigoberto doing a motion with descriptions of the turds passed and the sound effects. In "The Fermatta" by Nicholson Baker, (ISBN 0-09-928671-8 Vintage UK) page 218 gives a blow by blow account of Sylvie doing a nice big solid jobbie while Marian watches her and holds a napkin to catch the turd as it drops out of Sylvie's arse. It is such a vivid description that you can almost smell Sylvie's jobbie and imagine it steaming on the napkin. If other readers know of more books with vivid descriptions of defecation please post this info with author, page number ISBN Publisher etc as Im sure a lot of us would be interested.


lozz
i like to poop while iam playing my flute it is very nice acustic wise in the bathroom and as the urges build up the tempo of the peice increases and eventually dies as you release


I have been lurking for awhile and wish now to contribute to this excellent sight. I really enjoy the descriptions of women defecating, especially when there are lots of details about the setting, what the women were wearing, what she was feeling, etc. Please keep up the detailed descriptions! One scenario that I enjoy involves buddy-dumping in situations with lack of privacy. The stories by Pooping Girl about the camp she attended were great. - Here is a similar true experience. Kris was a friend of mine in her early twenties. She attended summer military camp before joining the Army. She told me detailed descriptions of her toilet experiences there. She said that the bathroom facility consisted of a room of showers (without stalls) and an adjacent room with a row of sinks and a row of about 10 toilets without divider walls or doors between them. On the 3rd morning, after breakfast, she had urgent stomach cramps and rectal pressure. She reluctantly entered the bathroom for her first "grunt" (her term for pooping) since she started the training. She noticed that about 6 of the toilets were occupied by young women; most were having a BM. Kris felt embarrassed as she unbuttoned her pants and pushed her pants and panties to her knees. She sat down and said she leaned forward to rest her elbows on her knees and she began to push. She was rarely constipated and this day, her efforts were successful as a large turd emerged from her puckered anus and slid into the water with a splash. She blushed as she caught the gaze of a girl who was applying makeup at the mirror. Kris said she wished she had a magazine to read to distract her from the humiliating situation of pooping in a room with at least 15 other girls who could see her. Her training group had to be outside for a training evolution in 10 minutes, so none of the girls sitting on the toilets could enjoy a leisurely dump. In fact, many of the girls' cute faces were contorted as they strained and grunted. Kris said she felt great relief as she dropped two more turds. She then grabbed a wad of toilet paper and reached aroung behind her back to wipe her bottom. She was amazed that two girls stood up to wipe! As she finished and pulled her pants up, she smiled as she admired gorgeous Hunter, a cheerleader she knew from high school, who was struggling to complete her BM. Hunter had tanned thighs and a tight, milk-white bottom.! .. Within several days of buddy dumping and group showers, the embarassment eased and Kris said that the toilet sessions became a time to seek releif and chat about the arduous training. Have other women had similar experiences with having to defecate in bathrooms without privacy? Perhaps in military training, at school or camp?


TDD
When in a mensroom, I like seeing a bowl filled with another guys crap. I also leave my crap for other guys to see. It's as if I want to show off my accomplishment. Any other guys do this?


peeing girl
I love hearing stories about peeing, not pooping....does anyone have any such peeing stories? I also have a few stories to tell about my peeing experiences.... Does anyone else have the problem where, id they are really busting to do a pee, the closer they get to the loo, the stronger the urge is.....I experience this, and it has lead to quite a few half accidents If anyone would like to hear about any of these, please let me know.


andrew
Hi everyone, these pages are awesome. My favorite so far is Scary Spice's ghost story on page 91. Here's a few quick stories: I remember when I was 5 my mom took me and my brother (2 and a half years old) to the pediatrician for a check-up. He needed a urine sample so mom took my brother and me into the toilet, where I had to pee into a little cup. My brother (bless his soul) grabbed the cup and started drinking it before my mom could do anything to stop him! She was worried it would make him sick but the doctor assured her that urine is quite sterile, straight from the body. I remember I was delighted by the whole thing.
This same brother and I always had peeing wars when we'd pee at the same time, crossing the streams and making star wars lightsaber sounds (Yes, this was when starwars first came out).
Then there was the time when my littlest brother was about 4 and we went to the playground. There were lots of people there. And for god knows what reason, he climbed to the top of some climbing equipment, pulled down his pants in front of the whole world, and made a very good impression of a statue fountain. I was absolutely mortified, but I remember there were some other little kids who stood and stared and stared.. It seemed to me like he peed for a couple minutes, and wouldn't stop peeing no matter how I begged and threatened him. I was so certain we'd both get arrested. My mom never found out (I think!)
When I was in 6th grade I got the runs on our class trip to a State Park. I barely mananged to get to the crappers in time, and BOY was it pungent. People cleared out of there in a hurry. I suppose I could've shat in the woods, but there were literally hundreds of people wandering around.
A couple of years ago I was driving through New Jersey with a female friend of mine at about 11pm. There had been no rest-stops for at least 50 miles and we both needed to pee really badly. So we pulled off the road, only to realize we'd pulled up behind another car! Their motor was running, there was nobody in the car.. Oops, guess they had the same idea we did. So we drove off quickly and tried again a few miles later. My friend followed me off the road (she's a social pee-er) and as I peed standing away from traffic, she actually used me as a brace to keep herself from falling over while she peed. I am NOT a social pee-er, and this sort of distracted me from my work, not that I mind, it was sort of arousing. We managed to finish without anybody getting peed on. This same friend cannot have a dinner conversation that doesn't involve pee or poop. I need to tell her about these pages!


Paul
Does anyone know what the true meaning of the term "anal retentive" means when referring to a person's character?


Tree Whizzer
Jane, that musta been embarrassing =o( I forget, are you the Jane thatosted a couple months ago about the abnormally large rectum? There was someone who posted under "Jane" who mentioned having a very large rectum and on theflip side of the coin, having a small, sensitive bladder to the point where she only had three minutes from the first sign of bladder fullness in which to find a toilet. I also have a survey query: can the management display any correlation they find between being accident-prone as a child and having more than the usual number of daily bathroom trips as an adult? Thank you very much


pooper scooper
To linda: I love your stories and wish you'd keep posting them more regulary. I also have a few questions: 1) can you describe the shape of your poo? 2) how were you potty trained? can you post a few stories about that? 3) are you still using a potty or do you call the toilet a potty? thanx in advance.


Rog
I am fascinated by the question of how people wipe their butts after pooping -- especially women. This is one area in life where we don't get much training and don't have much opportunity to see how other people do it. As a man, I have seen men wipe themselves on very rare occasions, but have hardly ever seen a woman wipe. I'd love to know such things as: how much paper do you grab, do you just clump it or fold it or roll it around your hand, do you just wipe the surface of your butt or do you actually stick the paper into your hole (that's what I do), do you look at the paper after you wipe or just throw it in the bowl, how many clumps of paper do you use, etc. It was neat to see that sketch on MAD-TV that was discussed here where Mo Collins played a mother who pooped in front of her daughter. I was intrigued by how Collins wiped herself -- she pulled a long stream of six or seven sheets of paper, then brought the beginning of the part she pulled back to the roll and ripped it off so that the paper was doubled, then had a big wad in her hand that she wiped with. I imagined that was how Mo Collins must really wipe herself in real-life. She didn't look at the paper after wiping, but that may have been too much for TV. I know this has been discussed before, but are there any other scenes on TV where women have either been showed or referred to as pooping? It seems there are occasional references to men pooping, but I can't remember any other female poop references. Anyone?


Randi P.
Alanah: I used to have a problem like yours, a hairy anus. I then started shaving it and I also found a woman friend that would wax all the hair off for me. If you want I can give you some names but they do it in Indiana. That's where I live. Bye!!


linda
mi guys. gee nicole your borther sounds like a jerk. i would not be surprised if you started peeing outside too. i wish i could help you like locking him in a closet while you went potty. hee hee. gee maria of calif your mother well it was scary cause that just what i go through when i try to poop. im not fat or anything but i really do have to try to make this awful poop come out of me. i tried to go outside like nicole yesterday. but no matter how hard i tried i could not poop. my cousin when i told him asked why i would try to do such a thing. i told him i just wanted to see if i could do it. he said to try to hold it till i had to go very bad. and i did. i was outside dancing arounf holding my tushie when i held it slide out. it was poking out big time. so i ran to the bushes with my cousin keeping watch. i didnt push or hold it in. i just let it come. i wanted to die cause the poop came out so slow. it felt good and awful at the same time. after forever it finally came out. aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whew i wiped my forhead cause it was sweaty. anyway after i cleaned myself with tissues i brought with me me and my cousin saw the poop. i was huge. i have no idea how poop that big come out of me. anyway i didnt feel embarassed at all. but then again i had to go bad. um nicole what do you do so you can poop outside or do you just go. and have you ever peed outside. if so can you please tell me about it. linda


Nicola
I had a look at a packet of "Aloe Colon Cleanser" in a health food shop and from the ingredients, cascara, aloe, rhubarb, I'd call that a fairly powerful purgative and anyone expecting to pass a big solid motion after taking it would be in for a very unpleasent surprise!!!!!:-( For most people a really bad dose of diarrhea would be the order of the day I'd think. After all, its supposed to be a Colon Cleanser and its concept goes back to the days of "Inner Cleanliness" when not producing a motion every day and in the morning on getting up from bed was considered the cause of all sort of ills. I could only imagine this medicine being of use in a case of food poisoning and even then I would think a saline purgative such as Epsom Salts would clear the bowel quicker and more effectively. If you are truely constipated, that is having difficulty passing small lumpy hard stools then try a bulking agent such as stergula husk, fybogel, etc. Alternatively, drink more fluids, take more! exercise, eat more fruit and veg and use brown bread, pasta, rice etc instead of white.
Marie of California, I can agree that girls are also turned on by listening to their mum having a motion, but it also turned me on to hear male relatives and the girls at school. When I was a schoolgirl quite a few of my mates were turned on by defecation and we would compare what we had done. Quite a few other girls liked to watch when I did one, and as long as they were mates I didn't mind and would let them come into the cubicle, (stall) with me when I did a jobbie. Like Tony I would also like some more details, sounds, descriptions etc from Marie.
Moderator, Im really looking forward to the survey results but please stop all the requests for "fine tuning" as it delays publication. Give us the data and we can always put it in a Spreadsheet or Database and do any statistical analysis we want for ourselves.
On the male Vs female rectum size and the width of turds passed I side with Kevin from my own knowledge and observations but would accept that he needs to collate more data. Perhaps if he observes and compares his motions and Louise's over say a month with them eating the same diet etc then a more valid conclusion could be achieved.
Wee-wee Vs Pee? My boyfriend uses both, also slash, piss, widdle, wizz. I say wee-wee, tinkle, piddle and diddle.
Tony, yes I have often told friends if I have had a good motion if they are into such things and always tell my boyfriend. If I have to do it at work or elsewhere and he couldn't see it I will give him a full verbal replay and description of what I passed, and he does likewise.
By the way, what had happened to Pooping Girl, Jay and Paige, Bridgett, Preggy, Vector? Are you still out there or have you fallen down the great toilet pan of life and been flushed away?


I have been lurking for awhile and wish now to contribute to this excellent sight. I really enjoy the descriptions of women defecating, especially when there are lots of details about the setting, what the women were wearing, what she was feeling, etc. Please keep up the detailed descriptions! One scenario that I enjoy involves buddy-dumping in situations with lack of privacy. The stories by Pooping Girl about the camp she attended were great. - Here is a similar true experience. Kris was a friend of mine in her early twenties. She attended summer military camp before joining the Army. She told me detailed descriptions of her toilet experiences there. She said that the bathroom facility consisted of a room of showers (without stalls) and an adjacent room with a row of sinks and a row of about 10 toilets without divider walls or doors between them. On the 3rd morning, after breakfast, she had urgent stomach cramps and rectal pressure. She reluctantly entered the bathroom for her first "grunt" (her term for pooping) since she started the training. She noticed that about 6 of the toilets were occupied by young women; most were having a BM. Kris felt embarrassed as she unbuttoned her pants and pushed her pants and panties to her knees. She sat down and said she leaned forward to rest her elbows on her knees and she began to push. She was rarely constipated and this day, her efforts were successful as a large turd emerged from her puckered anus and slid into the water with a splash. She blushed as she caught the gaze of a girl who was applying makeup at the mirror. Kris said she wished she had a magazine to read to distract her from the humiliating situation of pooping in a room with at least 15 other girls who could see her. Her training group had to be outside for a training evolution in 10 minutes, so none of the girls sitting on the toilets could enjoy a leisurely dump. In fact, many of the girls' cute faces were contorted as they strained and grunted. Kris said she felt great relief as she dropped two more turds. She then grabbed a wad of toilet paper and reached aroung behind her back to wipe her bottom. She was amazed that two girls stood up to wipe! As she finished and pulled her pants up, she smiled as she admired gorgeous Hunter, a cheerleader she knew from high school, who was struggling to complete her BM. Hunter had tanned thighs and a tight, milk-white bottom... Within several days of buddy dumping and group showers, the embarassment eased and Kris said that the toilet sessions became a time to seek releif and chat about the arduous training. Have other women had similar experiences with having to defecate in bathrooms without privacy? Perhaps in military training, at school or camp?


Massive Impossible
We call it "squeezing poopie".


Dazz
I was just in the bathroom brushing my teeth when the urge to do a big poo came on. So I sat on the toilet and started off with a little wee, a few little farts, then pushed out a ten inch long and two inch wide shit as I continued to clean my teeth. The sink is right next to the potty, so I could finish cleaning my teeth and rinse my mouth before reaching for the toilet paper and wiping my pooey bum. The sink and potty being together came in handy once when I was sick from both ends, runny shit out of one end and vomit out of the other at the same time!! Not a nice feeling!!!!!! *LOL*


shitter
Hi, everyone. These posts are great. Cool Guy 3:16, I read your old post about shitting in front of your cousin and her friends. I must say that would have aroused me beyond anything else. I love to shit in the public restrooms at college.


Monday, January 18, 1999


RB
Hi guys - havent posted for a while. Thought i should tell you about an experience i had a while back. I had a friend who suffered a brain anurism (not sure of the spelling but im sure you get the drift) and underwent a massive 13 hours operation that laid him up for quite a while. Remarkably within 2 days of this he was relatively fit and eating like a mallee bull. By this i mean he was physically well but perhaps a bit loopy mantally wise (he did recover fully) Anyway after 3 weeks i was in seeing him one night and this nurse walked in and said "have you used your bowels today". They always ask this it seems to be the be all and end all of everything!!!! Anyway he gave a weak smile and said yes and then she left. I immediately said you havent been at all have you and he said i havnt been since i got here!! I thought FAR OUT!! thats 3 weeks - this boy has a problem because i had been there to witness the food he'd been eating. I said to him you better get in the bog now and ! try really hard to get rid of that load or your in deep shit!!! Anyway he goes in and about 5 minutes later comes out and says - we're in big touble now - and say whys that? Then he tells me there is a pair of scissors up his arse - they must have left it there after the operation. Now i knew there were times that he hadnt been very lucid in the past 3 weeks but by now he was really quite rational. I said - are you sure?? I knew they did something to his lower extremities because he was very briused around his crutch after the operation and i rememebr thinking - what the hell would they be doing down there when after all he DID have a brain operation!! i said your gonna have to tell the nurse and he said no way and asked me to help him. So then the 2 of us go into the toilet (he had a private room) lock the door and he squats up over the bowl. I had to lubricate my finger (thoughtfully they keep a dispenser on the wall) and start digging around inside his arse. Boy did i ever find it hard to keep my cool!!! anyway sure enough i didnt think it was scissors but it sure was the shit from hell!! really hard compacted shit. I said its only hard shit so he says help me get it out. So there i was bit by bit digging away at his hole pulling out hunks of shit until all of a sudden there is this almighty swoosh and i tell you - you havent seen a turd like this in your life!!! I didnt think it was possible. Anyway - that really solved his little problem and he had no problem after that!!! All i can say is - the thing we do for our friends!!!!!!


Bob
Well....the college is closed for a few days due to a snowstorm. So I won't be telling you guys any stories for a while. I really miss it, but I think the college did the right thing by closing instead of people running around like nervous wrecks.


Haly
I definitely agree, Aussie Guy!


Dave
Amy, great message-why don't you post to this site more often? Sounds like you have irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), and I'd recommend you see a colonic practitioner rather than buying an enema kit first. I had a bout of this a year ago, and one treatment seems to have cured it. Following the treatment I have taken acidophilus capsules regularly (these contain friendly bacteria contained in natural yogurt) and the diarrhea has not returned. Aussie Guy, yes I have had girlfriends who only do small poops but they are very much the exception, and I have never come across gents toilets blocked by giant turds. I have read somewhere that men tend to produce softer results than women and also tend to go more frequently. This may have something to do with diet, but could also be explained by women having larger storage capacity. Regarding monster turds, I would imagine that the whoe of the rectum, sigmoid and descending colon is being emptied to produce such a result.


Some Guy
Bill and Helena- For me, a woman peeing is erotic to me because 1.She has to be at least part naked to pee, 2. It's like a dirty act and women have this whole clean, angelic, virgin thing (most women anyway) and peeing brings them to a human level. That's all I've figured out. As for the whole girl pee=guy cum maybe, but women actually do ejaculate, just not as much as men. I forgot to mention another TV poop siting. On one of the "Unhappily Ever After"'s on Sunday (there's 2 back to back) the Malloys were making a fortune selling toilets (I missed the beginning so don't ask how) and they ran out of toilets, so Ryan has steals a toilet from the girls' lavatory. As he is leaving the restroom, he sees a woman coming, so he gets down on the ground in the stall with the toilet still strapped to his back. This was a fairly large woman and she mentioned before going to the bathroom that she had eaten a little too much and she was holding her stomach. They didn't show the pooping scene, but later Ryan's back was all bent from the woman's weight. I just wonder how they got rid of all the poop.


Amy
hi all. eagerly waiting for reply to my answer about whether eneam(s) can cure diarrhea. love to read all the stories posted here........ bye. Amy


Basil
Helena>> I've read two volumes of "my Secret Life" which is now being published in the UK in paparback. It's generally reckoned to be genuine: the lifelong diary of a Victorian sex maniac,and the only work of pornography which is a valuable social documentary. The section on his spying in a ladies toilet took place in late 19th century France, and as you say the descriptions are very vivid. He was looking through a hole in the wall at about arse level in a rather primitive bog. He keeps protesting that he doesn't like it, but keeps looking and describes what he sees in great detail! As you see if you read the book, he was a really despicable character: very exploitative of poor women who he could prey on. On another point, the poet W.H Auden said every man enjoys the smell of his own farts. How do posters feel about the aromas of jobbies? I find them generally disgusting, but for some reason when I do one in the late afternoon, it seems to have an almost agreeable odour: sort of nutty, or like healthy compost in the garden. I don't know why it should smell different then. I have a high fibre diet to control cholesterol, so I usually poop four times a day in large quantities. The timing is strange as well. The other day I did a huge pile in the evening, then literally 15 mins later I felt the urge again, and did another equally huge pile. I don't know where it all comes from! It's certainly very satisfying (and healthy) to poop large amounts.


Steve
Hi fellow poop lovers. I go to alot of wrestling tournaments(college and high school). Have ben in locker rooms where there were no stalls,just wide open toilets. It is great to sit there with the guys,fart,shit,grunt and hear their turds hitting the water. Love the smell too. Alot of the guys are embarrassed to shit,but when u have to go u have to go. Anyone else have any experiences like this?


Friday, January 15, 1999


Chris
Regards to the size of our dumps: I think everyone varies! Somedays I crap and think was that worth it? Then other days I crap and cannot even imagine how I was holding that much! There was a comment regards to "getting hard" when the subject of taking a shit, etc comes up. That was the same for me too!! I knew at an early age it was a definite turn on! Like others, college was great because we had public bathrooms. It was cool to learn some guys were really open about taking a shit and talking about it, etc. I only wish I was less shy then. So all you college guys, enjoy it!!


Tony
Marie of California. I loved your post and its good to read that a woman was as turned on as a girl by hearing her mother doing a motion as I was as a boy. My mum (or mom as you say in the USA), is also plump and her "toilet rituals" were similar to your mom's, except that she didnt leave the door ajar but I did sometimes have a peep through the keyhole and see her seated there with her big white cotton knickers (panties) pushed down to the top of her plump thighs. She also grunted a lot making "OO! and OH! and NNN!" sounds. Unfortunately you dont describe the sounds made by your mom's turds as they fell into the toilet. Were they so long as to make only a quiet "floomp!" or did they make resounding "Kur-sploonk!" and "Ker-sploosh!" sounds? Also did you ever see the turds she had passed and if so what were they like. When I heard the "plops!" and "kaplonks! and "ker-sploonks!" through the toilet door when my mom was doing a good motion I tried to imagine how big her turds w! ere and what they looked like. Owing to the weak flush in our toilet I often did see her jobbies in the pan afterwards and over the years got quite accurate in judging their size etc by the sounds they made as they dropped into the toilet pan. Finally, if you care to tell, do you take after your Mom in being plump and doing big turds yourself?


Harry
At work this evening, I went in to clean the restrooms in the cafeteria I work at, in the men's room there is one toilet, urinal, and sink. When I got to the toilet, I looked in the bowl, and at the bottom of the bowl was a MAJOR skidmark--golden brown in color, about a half-inch wide and 4 inches long! The person who dumped there must have left a major log, but unfortunately I didn't get to see it, as the toilet had been flushed...


I don't have a problem with my girlfriend going to the bathroom in front of me, and she doesn't have a problem with me going with her in the room, but a funny thing that happened the other day was that we were in the shower together, we had little time and a bus to catch. Anyway, while showering, her older sister knocked on the door asking if she could come in, because she had to use the bathroom. My girlfriend said it wasn't OK, because I was in there with her, but her sister said she had to crap really bad, and burst into the bathroom exclaiming that she wouldn't look. I didn't care that she might see me naked, I don't have or am missing anything that any normal guy has, I cared that I'm going to have to deal with the smell she leaves.


alanah
im a long time reader but first time poster. I didnt realize how many guys and girls have the same fascination in bathroom habits as i do. Ihave a question serious replies only. i have a hairy anus when i poop it sticks to the hair and takes many wipes to clean it up, i am very hygienic. Do any other girls have this problem what can i do ?? Also does anybody else smell the toilet paper after wiping themselves I just love it Thanx in advance


Amy
hi. reading the stories posted here is my greastest pleasure! now i'd like to ask a question: can enema(s) heal chronic diarrhea? im seriously considering about buying an enema set... thanx alot! love u all! hope u can get my question answered on ur site. thanx again. will be reading u with great interest....


Bryian
Today where I am(east coast usa)a lot of schools were closed , Including my schools because of bad weather(snow,sleet, freezing rain). There was this reporter on t.v reporting on location,(Outside) he said on the air "I steped In dog Poop".


Jane
I am a 30 year old woman with a very small bladder. Here is an accident that happened to me. About a year ago I was in the mall with my two kids and I was desperate for a pee. I was just in the middle of a long line to purchase some things, and I didn't want to get out of line to go to the bathroom. The urge got worse and worse. Sudenly I felt a squirt of pee go into my panties. I tightened my grip on my bladder, but it didn't help much. There was more and more squirts going into my panties. I dropped my bags and ran towards the bathroom, trying to control myself. When I got to the bathroom, there was a long line, and I was still squirting like crazy. My panties were already soaked and my jeans had a wet spot on them 6 inches big. There was pee running down my legs. I begged the people to hurry up. Suddenly pee started rushing out me. I was forcfully peeing my pants. The pee just kept coming out. When I was done there was a huge puddle on the floor and I was probably red with embarrasment. When I met my teen daughters just outside the bathroom, they were like, Mom, how could you wet your pants? That was a very embarrassing day.




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