Tlana
Question for Monika B and a babysitting story
Monika B:
You say you won't poop in public bathrooms unless it is an extreme emergency. Why is this? Is this something your mom did too? Do you envy those who poop at school or in public places pretty much every day? Do you make exceptions when you are traveling or on vacation? Welcome to our forum!
My babysitting story:
This past weekend a mom with twin girls who are 7 called me. There was a serious illness (and later death) in her family and she had to fly out at the last minute. She had already purchased all-day ticket booklets for our state fair and needed someone to take Destini and Desiree. I had never babysat for them before, but since I'm saving for college, I knew I didn't want to refuse. I slept over at their apartment Friday evening and we got any early start on Saturday. Their mom told me that Destini might need some extra assistance in the bathrooms and that she has some kind of phobia about being locked into a toilet stall. (It frustrates her because twice this past year she has problems. Once an auto-flush toilet spooked her when she moved around on the seat too much trying to get her crap out and then trying to get a look at it, and the other time she found the turn-type privacy latch was broken and it wouldn't open for her). Destini had her pee before we left the apartment and Desiree had her crap. I was surprised that Desiree insisted that before leaving she had to make a note on her log which had a doctor's name, phone and email address at the top. She said she's off a laxative and the doctor's monitoring how regular she can be without it. I complimented her on remembering to do it. She smiled and said she hated the laxative anyway.
Unfortunately, the huge state fair park is outside the city so we had to transfer buses twice and then wait a half hour $5 suttle bus ride out there. Waiting for the bus at the transfer points was boring and I could feel my pee needs coming on. However, I couldn't run into the gas station behind us because I had two kids in tow and with my luck, we would miss our bus. By the time the shuttle came and we got on, I was ready to burst and I was concerned because I knew we had to walk several blocks through a wooded area and parking lots to actually get to a bathroom. It didn't help that the old lady said she was waiting for all seats to fill before we started out. We were nowheres close to that. After a few more minutes, she put the bus in gear and we made our short trip. I told Destini and Desiree what my problem was and that I was probably going to have an emergency when we got off. Desiree said their mom had them go in a cup once last summer when they were stuck in a traffic jam. I thought of the idea just as the bus ran up a curb and into the parking lot.
Although the other passengers started their walk down a rough road to the gates, I had Desini and Desiree lock hands with me and we went into a heavily wooded area to our right. I hadn't intended for them to see all the rabbits, squirrels and birds that we did, but once we got far enough in to be alone, I explained to them what I was going to do. I had them look toward where the sunlight was coming from and I dropped my jeans and undees, squatted over and lost my balance the first time, which they found extremely funny or it might have been that I forgot and cursed. But I sighted a tree-stump nearby. It was a few inches higher than a normal toilet, but with my butt only an inch on it, I tried to carry on a conversation with them and to keep them looking away from me. They had given me a list of the rides they wanted to go on and in the process I could feel my wee rolling down the stump and into the weeds nearby. I looked down and widened the spread of flip-flops just before the right one would have gotten wet. I quickly made byself presentable and started our fast walk out of there. Luckily, they didn't insist on seeing the partial puddle that I had left that was slowly going into the soil.
I had learned from my first 6 years of babysitting that once we got into park, I should call for a pit stop and insist that they get up on the stool and try to go. They cooperated well and each contributed something each time they sat down. (I could hear because one of them on each side of me. We had to wait a little longer to get the three adjacent toilets but I thought it was worth it). Then they were ready for the rides, and unfortunately long lines involved. They also liked the livestock and animal buildings. It might have been because we used the bathrooms together but Destini had no trouble looking after herself. I always made sure I heard her door latch click and saw her feet swinging from the toilet before I put my butt down on mine. I think we made 5 pit stops during our time there and at the last one it was Desiree who called me into her stall. The previous user had thrown a leftover strawberry sno-cone into the toilet, but some of the ice missed and was in the seat. I showed her how she could take off toilet paper and wipe the seat and then flush the bowl before sitting down. I caught myself as I started to tell her that by the time she's in middle school and high school she'll have to deal with lots worse messes in the bathroom.
Desiree apparently didn't wipe herself well enough when she had her crap at home. We were at the coin laundry Sunday morning and I pointed out the mess she had left in her undees. I told her we all have to be more careful of that type of thing and she seemed to be understanding. As I got to thinking about it later, though, I realized that Destini might have been the contrbutor.Mina
strange notice
Yesterday I and my friends succeeded to take a paid day off. We decided to go to sea, as the weather was quite nice. Maho's mother let us use her car and we took a turn to drive, we all have a driving licence.
At one time, early afternoon, we came to a pretty fishing village. We walked around, many old houses with fishing boat. We came to one place and Maho suddenly said, "Look!"
There was a notice said, don't poo here. First time for me to see this! Friends said same thing. In Japan many notices say "don't pee here" or "don't allow dog to pee or poo" but never "don't poo".
Kazuko said, shall we all squat in line and poo? Of course joke. We all gave her punch.
Beside joke, maybe "don't poo" means "keep sea clean" because the sea was very clean. If we poo, rain wash poo away and bacteria enter to saw, maybe. I said to others, and they say, maybe so.
We went to rest area, there is souvenir shop and tea room and of course loo. Hisae said, when I saw notice, I suddenly want to poo. So we said, let's go to loo. Hisae said, "it was when I see notice that I felt want to poo!"
Loo was not so dirty. Six cubicles I think and two of them were sitting type, others were squatting type. We said, Pity we can't go together or leave door open. But Hisae said, I will do noisy motion, you can hear. So we decided go in cubicles next to hers.
Actually we all had wee, so four fountains making burururururu noise at same time. No other women in loo because week day, maybe. Then three girls were silent. Fourth girl began to make little noises, nnngh, nnngh, then Plop, Plop, Plop Plop, then nnngh, nnngh, then again Plop plop plop. So seven motions. Loo didn't have washlet so we heard paper many times. Then Hisae flushed, so we all flushed, except me. I said, wait. Then I hovered over seat, and . . . . motion started to come out! It came, came came and broke in two. Plop, Plop. I was so happy because Hisae not alone! But I couldn't do any more. I felt empty. Perhaps because I went before we started drive.
Then we washed hands well and Hisae gave me hug. She said, did you hover over seat so motion make noise? I nodded head. Hisae said, I did same thing so you can hear. I said in little voice to her, I love you.
We wonder, could we ask about notice at town office? But we decided we don't, because perhaps town office people think we plan to do motion at there. And call police, then we have to do our next motion in prison. Not so fun I think. So we left fishing port and went to hot spring and took hot bath together and then went back to city.
Everyone, have you ever seen such notice, say "don't do motion here"? I think people in Europe or America (and of course India, but that's different story and bit sad) do motion in woods more than Japan. I also want to do if I can, but not near sea or river. Maybe I have chance one day. Last year Hisae did, and when I was teen I did because I did a huge diarrhoea.
I hope all you are very well. And J.A.G., I'm very happy that you come back!!
Love to everyone.
Mina and friends
Anna from Austria
to the other Anna
As far as I know there are now squatting toilets here in Austria. I think I wouldn't have any Problems using the toilets in Canada. If somebody can see me shoes or what I am wearing is not really a privacy issue. It would be a bit unfamiliar to see my neighbor physically, because here in Austria the toilets have only small gaps if at all, and so it is only possible to hear and sometimes smell what your neighbor is doing and vice versa. But that's it. Such toilets would offer enough privacy for me to feel comfortable.
@Now I have a Little Story which I want to share.
Yesterday I was at movies with me best friends Sarah and Sabrina. We watched Minions. A very nice film by the way. But now back to the Story. Before the film started I bought some Popcorn and something to drink. In the middle of the film i felt a strong urge going number 2 so I headed to the ladies room. During my way to the toilet a silent fart escaped from my bottom. Unfortunately I was sill in the Cinema hall when this happened, so it is possible that somebody smelled it. In the ladies room I took the first stall locked it,stripped my Jeans and undies and sat on the toilet. Then I started a storm of farts and then some very soft poo fell in the toilet. It took a few minutes until I was finished. It took also a lot of tp to clean my bottom. But then I felt better and could enjoy the movie. Unfortunately I was alone in the bathroom. and nobody heard this not very ladylike poo. I think I do not have to mention that the bathroom wasn't smelling very pleasant after I was done.
I only hope that this will not happen to me again too soon.
This was my first story More will follow in the future.
Until soon Anna from Austria.
Anna
to Anna from Austria and kmd
to the other Anna: it's fun to have someone with the same name posting! Thanks for telling us about the toilets in Europe. I always used to think that they were exactly the same as here and I only recently learned that there are squat toilets in France. Now I know there are some in Italy as well. What about your own country? Here we don't have them at all, but also our stalls often have huge gaps, certainly at the bottom. So almost always you can see the feet of your neighbours and what they are wearing. But it is not much of a privacy issue, I don't think. I hope maybe you'll post some stories too, sometime.
to kmd: thanks for liking my post the other day! I am sure exercise helps many people go. I usually work out at the gym in the morning and there are almost always some women going number two in the bathroom.
VeeTwo
To kmd
You mention mucus producing glands in the rectum, so it must be pretty normal to find some mucus in the toilet water after a movement. What i'd like to ask you is if mucus produced in the rectum can add up from mucus coming from the colon, perhaps the mucus you're constantly swallowing (for example, while experiencing sinusitis or flu). Sometimes, especially when the weather gets cooler, i get flu-like symptoms (sudden coughing and a lot of mucus buildup, more like some kind of allergy because it dies soon) and, keeping the same diet, suddenly switch from hard and wide stools (not caused by holding back movements for days) to mushy stools that also get pretty stinky (they smell like sulphur) and easily skid-mark the bowl. It's like my bowel becomes faster because if i take some Imodium pills while experiencing this the resulting single movement is hard and wide at the start and then it gets mushy. I wonder if it's due to the excess mucus that gets swallowed.Mr. Clogs
Ideas for Katie
Here's a few for you to try. You can try squatting, using a container such as a tupperwear or any kind of plastic container. A cup is fun to use, or a wide mouth flower glass vase would be interesting just to name a few. Give it a try and let us know.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Simmee great peeing story.
To: End Stall Em great story as always.
To: Chloe B great story your desperate poop at school it sounds like you really had to go alot and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards and I bet that other girl did as well to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sophia it sounds like you had a rough night.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Evelyn
To Anna
To Anna
Hi~ I've loved your stories recently.
Do you have any diarrhea stories at public?
It doesn't have to be about you having diarrhea though, it can be someone else.
I wish you would answer.
From. Evelyn
Monika B.
I've been browsing on this site on and off the past month. There are great stories here. Sorry, I don't really have a story right now...just kind of an introduction.
Pissing and shitting have always been secret fascinations of mine, something I just could not admit to people I know irl. I specifically like holding stories, but I don't do that much myself unless I have to (I hold piss on purpose for a couple hours sometimes, but nothing to the point of where I get kidney pain. Actually holding it now). I don't poop in public restrooms unless it's am extreme emergency, and I have never shit my pants (I can hold it in all day if I want to. I don't LIKE to do it, though).
Anyway, I have a couple of questions...
1. I feel like this has been asked before, but every single time I take a shit, I have to pee shortly after, about ten or twenty minutes (like now). Even though I pee while I shit (every time). Is this common? Is it likely the result of drinking a lot of coffee? Is there a way to stop it? It's just kinda annoying.
2. If I wake up having to pee in the middle of the night, most of the time I'll just hold it and go back to sleep (unless it's URGENT). I generally don't wake up desperate either, which is odd because I pee like 7-10 times a day (which is kind of embarrassing). Who else does this?kmd
To Anna from Canada (and others)
Hey Anna
Thanks for your reply to my questions
I thought I'd post a few thoughts on physiology which perhaps you and others will find of interest.
It sounds as though the hike you took helped to stimulate some large contractions in your colon (these are called "mass peristaltic actions") which caused your rectum and sigmoid colon to fill up with even more poo. This can occur quite rapidly and the resulting increasing distension of the rectal walls together with relaxation of the internal anal sphincter can cause a sudden urge to defecate - like the one you experienced. The internal anal sphincter is not under voluntary control (unlike the external anal sphincter) and so it relaxes when the rectum becomes full. This allows poo to enter the upper anal canal which in turn increases the urge to poop. Continence is only maintained by conscious contraction of the external anal sphincter.
Having to keep your anal sphincter tightly closed for a few minutes while you find somewhere convenient to poo is good for it - and other muscles in your pelvic area - as it helps to build up their bulk and tone. Delaying pooping for a short time also helps to allow the rectum to completely fill up thus ensuring a more complete bowel movement when you do poop.
However, it's also good to poop within several i.e. 5-10 minutes of developing a strong urge to poop (it seems you were able to do this) otherwise some of the poo in your upper rectum and sigmoid colon can be propelled backwards. This is caused by the contractions in your colon reversing direction and can result in incomplete defecation. So it really is best to poop within a short period of time if you get an urge for a number two - even if this involves pooping outside whilst on a hike or other activity etc.
Having your bumhole quite stretched occasionally by some big firm logs is also good as long as it does not cause pain/bleeding (the main thing is to allow your bumhole to expand slowly if a big wide log is emerging). Stretching helps to expand the muscle fibres that make up the external anal sphincter. It's good for them to expand i.e. stretch - especially if they've had to contract for several minutes beforehand while you find somewhere to "go number two" . There are also small glands in the anal canal that secrete mucus to facilitate the passage of turds. Passing big firm logs occasionally that cause stretching helps these glands to fully empty. (The same is true for the urethra or "urine pipe" - doing a big powerful "hissing" pee on occasion helps to clear mucus from glands in the wall of the urethra - this allows these glands to produce fresh mucus).
You mentioned that you're going on a 4 day hike this month with your best friend from high school and the idea of a buddy dump interests you. I've often pooped outside when the need arose - usually alone but sometimes I've had a buddy dump. I'll share some suggestions with you on the subject in my next post.
kmd
Simmee
My 1st Middle School Pee
Me and my best friend Kamdyn just started middle school. Our school has more than 1,500 students, much more than our elementary school. So we went in after 2nd hour class. She had gas and thought she had to poo. I knew I had to pee because I was running late that morning and almost got passed up by the school bus. Since we were heading to class on the 1st floor, we stopped into the nearest bathroom. There were about 20 toilets, divided among two rows. Luckily, we were able to get stalls next to one another. I heard Kamdyn seat herself quickly and she let off a lot of gas. As for me, I let my shorts and underwear drop and I got onto the seat. A couple of things surprised me. The toilet was higher that the ones at my grade school. So here I am sitting waiting for my pee stream to start and my feet are like an inch or more off the floor. Also the toilet pan was huge---much larger than I had used in grade school. Once I got my pee started it came out strong (as always) and the large pan meant that it was hitting a lot of water and making a pretty loud noise. Kamydyn texted me that she could hear it and said it was as loud a pouring water from a bucket. I slid my butt forward on the seat hoping that I could avoid it hitting the water, but that wouldn't work because the bowl was so big. Kamdyn also tried to do the same thing because the pieces of her crap were splashing her as she sat. I texted her that her farts probably sped them up. We got done at about the same time. We didn't have time to flush and we didn't have time to wash our hands. We got into 3rd hour the last second before the bell rang.
a long time reader I do not have a lot of experiences so here are the ones I have 3rd grade test and I peed flooded my pants. part 2 going to taco bell I have always gone to the book store after I have ate and stayed there to poo last one is cutting grass and going outside peeing first and last post!
Max
Friends house hanging out
So I was at my friend Sam's house after school, it was Friday and we decided to do some chores for his parents before we went to hang out with some friends.
He has 2 sisters that are pretty cool and friendly to hang out with, Jessica is 23 and Kelli 20. So me and Sam were out side mowing the lawn (front and back);for his parents, watering plants, weed trimming, etc.
After words before we got ready to go hang out with our friends we both needed to wash up.
I went to the down stairs to wsh up and earlier Kelli said she would be up stairs, so I walk down the hall and the door was open so I head towards the bathroom and as I turn to walk in Jessica was bending over to pull her pants down to sit on the toilet. She was wearing a white t shirt and Capri pants and they were pulled down to her ankles along with her white Hanes her way briefs. She smiled as she was peeing amd then she let off a real loud and wet fart followed by a big kaploomp! I said sorry amd waited in the hall.she said I could stay but I waited and she apologized for not shutting the door. She kept dropping her load then she shuffled her feet and farted a few more times then she pulled off a bunch of tp to wipe she spread her legs to wipe between then she leaned forward and wiped 4 timed from behind. She sat for a minute amd let off a real dry amdingredients fart then stood up amd adjusted her underpants then pulled up her pants then flushed. And sprayed air freshener.
I washed up amd Sam and I were off for the evening. That was a very awkward moment.
Catherine
One more thing - Holding it increases girth
Hi!
In addition to the great poop yesterday at the high school football game, I had another fantastic one this morning. It was my Saturday to work - bummer - but I don't want to be an business-owner who isn't fair.
This morning, I purposely held my poop for an hour, which was about the length of time that I waited last night due to the game. I finished my morning routine - shower, make up, hair and getting dressed, all while the pressure in my butt and stomach grew. Again, no cramping but I let a strong urge build before giving in.
The result was another thick log like last night, this one about 12 inches long, so not as long as last night, but just as thick. It came out in one push. I've never really tried to hold it that long, and at about 45 minutes I almost had an accident. However, I regained control so that I could have a similar experience. It worked! I will keep trying that when my circumstances allow it.
Love to all,
Catherine!
pregnant pooper
Hotel poop and live pooping.
Yesterday my friend's and i decided to treat ourselves to a girlie trip so we booked a hotel/spa break. When we got there i needed a poop really badly. I have been going daily with no struggles since i got pregnant which is good. Ive been dropping massive poops as well. Well after we'd checked out the rooms we decided to start with a massage. We got ino our robes and went into the room. I hadnt been yet but needed to really really go now. The woman poimted me to the toilets across the hall and i entered. I noticed something id never seen before. 4 stalls which were doorless and 2 stall with holes cut into the floor to hover over. One of the stalls was occupied. As i walked hcbhpast i smiled and headed down to one of the hole in floor ones. Id never squatted before and fancied govong it a try. I pulled down my thong and removed my robe. I got into a squattimg position, legs either side of the hole and began pushing. I farted a pretty big fart and had a little chuckle to myself and then my butt cheeks began opening and the tip poked out. The way i was squatting i could get a clear view of it coming. It made its way slowly out until it seemed to get stuck. It was now just this 1 inch log hangimg from my butt and not moving. I put my hands on my butt cheeks and pulled them apart and then leaned forward and pushed. All the while watchong my creation. The pushing needed to be stronger so i push really hard, pulled my cheeks apart and grunted. Finally it moved. The log got thicker in diameter which was probably tje reason for it sticking. I watched as it came more and more out. It slid out and 'plonk, into the hole below. More came. 2 more massive logs came out without much pushing. I felt done so got up and wiped. I put my robe back on, pulled up my thong and flushed. The poop and paper swirled around and tjen disappered. I washed up.and left to enjoy a lovy relaxing massage.
Im now home and i need to poop so i'll post live. Ive entered my bathroom, pulled dowm my jeans and underwear. Ive sat my butt on the loo and now i giving a slight push 'uhhhhhhhhh'. Its coming without to much fuss. PLOP, PLIP, PLIP, PLOP. 4 logs and im done. Just wiped and now im flushing. Sorry it wasnt a more exciting live poop story. Hopefully they get good.Josh
Why Me?
So, about half the way into my 2nd year old Senior school, I already knew that the toilet here was rank. They never got washed, or sprayed. So most of the stalls were dirty and smelly. I would also go for a pee there, but a number 2 was a big no. I would normally hold it in till I got home. One day, while out for lunch, I went to my normal dinner hotspot, Taco Bell. I love there tacos, and burritos. I ordered a Big Bean Burrito, and a Cheesy Bean And Rice Burrito. After eating them, I was still hungry. This wasn't strange to me, as I had no breakfast. So I ordered more, until I had eating 4 Cheesy Bean And Rice Burrito and 4 Big Bean Burritos. I thought to myself once I had left, how I had eating all of that. But that didn't matter. I got back to school, and got to my last lesson of the day. P.E. I like P.E most of the time. We play Football, and Cricket. When we was about to switch to Cricket, I got a huge surge of pain in my intestines. I asked my teacher politely if I could be excused. She asked me why. Great, I thought. I couldn't tell here I needed a shit, so I said that I had drank a lot of water, and needed to take a number 1. She let me go and I walked into the building. I knew I couldn't hold this one, so I made my way to the bathroom. I didn't run however, as I feared the poop might come out. So I waddled over to the bathroom. It stunk like normal but I had to get this out of me. "You've got to be kidding me". There was 5 stalls. 2 was out of order, and 2 was occupied. I checked under the stalls, holding my bum with my hand. They was also pooping. I went to the last stall and to my luck it was disgusting. Poop stains on the walls, pee on the floor, and a giant log in the bowl. I flushed the toilet and the log went down. I closed the stall door and sat down on the toilet. I could have just dropped my load right there, but I am a shy shitter. If someone is in the bathroom, or if there is no noise, I won't release my bowls. So I sat there, the pain intensifying. I heard one of the other boys. He was whispering to him self. I put my ear against the stall wall and heard him. He was saying no, no, no, please no. I was think what's wrong with him. I got my answer about a second later. I heard him make a huge grunt, and a massive splash in the bowl. He then made a sigh of relief, wiped and left. "Damn, I thought to myself, he must have had a huge log in there. There was still one person in the bathroom, and I began to sweat. Any minute now I would lost control of my bowls. I had an idea though. I flushed the toilet, left the stalled and pretended to leave. Once the door had shut, I heard something that gave me a shock. "Ahhh, those boys have gone" It was a girl." "What is a girl doing in the girls bathroom." She then continued talking. "I hate it when the girls bathrooms are being hogged" And with diarrhea, it's worse. But now those boys are gone I can relax." I then heard a bunch of noises. Grunts, plops, splashed and pushes. I then remembered that the school have video cameras to each of the stalls (Don't ask why) and I could watch this girl. I then heard her flush, so I darted to the stall I was in and grabbed the door. I held it shut, but my bowls was beginning to untighten. She opened the door and left the bathroom. I then closed the door, sat down, and released the biggest shit I had ever had in me. I was on that thing for 10 minutes, doing nothing but shooting brown solids and liquids into that bowl. I felt sorry for the person who cleaned it. It was like god had grabbed my guts, and was pulling them out. After I was done, the toilet was blocked, and my shit filled most of the bowl. A few hours later, I snuck into the school, took the tapes to the bathrooms and watched them that night. That girl turned out to be my girlfriend. I didn't know how I didn't recognize her voice, but it gave me an idea. A few years later (I was still going out with her), I told her a story about me getting diarrhea and that she also had diarrhea on the same day. She asked how I knew, so I replied saying I recognized her voice, in the boys toilet, and that the toilet was broken after her massive boat of diarrhea.
pregnant pooper
gym poop/live poop
So this morning i went to the gym to try to keep my fitnesss up pregnancy. I went on the running machine for 20 mins and then there was a yoga class happening. I went to it. It was amazing and really relaxaed me. After i had to have a shower but first i felt the need to poop. I headed off to the loos and saw just 1 cubicle 4 not occupied. I took the empty 1 and got myself sorted. I peed first and i heard plops falling either side of me and the toilets were smelling of poop. I was going to add to that. I finished peeing and began to push. The poop starting to come. The tip was showing and moving slo.wly out. I pushed again and it continued to come. It was massive and as it fell the water splahed my butt. The ladies either side of me were both wiping when another log started to make its way oit. With a slight push it dropped off too. I felt more was to come so pushed again but all that came out was an airy fart. I sat there for a few minutes but nothing more came even thoigh i wasnt done. I gave up. I wiped, flushed, had my shower and headed for home.
So ive been back gym around an hour now and i feel like i could poop now and finish my morning session. Im in the bathroom and pulling down my underwear from under my dress. Hoisting my dress up and now im sittng. Here goes.....right im pushing slightly 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' and ive just farted again. Again pppppppuuuuuuussssssshhhhhhh and the tip is emerging. 'Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' and the tip seems stuck. Im going to lean forward and push harder ' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh', 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'. And breathe. It has come out some more but its taking it sweet time . I guess this was why it wouldnt.come at the gym. Its harder to get out. Again 'UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'. Im straining now and leaning forward, pressing my elbows on my knees. 'UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'. Im very noisy now with my pushing-grunting, groaning and straining. Luckily my bf Jamie is at work. Its coming now. Coming, coming, coming and PLOP. Wow that's another massive log. Oh there's more. Plip , plop, plip, plip. Im done. A massive log followed by 4 others. Ive just finished wiping. And ive flushed. Washed up and my live pooing is done.
Im just under 6 weeks now and my poops have been massive. Ive been findingit relatively easy to go and when i do im pooping lots. Hope you enjoyed my 2 poop stories and hopefully good ones will follow.
Pregnant pooper.
DDD
Desperate in the woods
My friend who's in her 50 s works constant night shifts ,she suffers from constipation from time to time.One night she took laxatives and when she finished her shift she felt no reaction and decided to drive home a distance about 10miles
Halfway she suddenly got cramps and knew she'd have to get to a toilet soon ,after 10mins or so she had to stop the car and made towards a wooded area ,by this time she said she was sweating and holding herself . She moved to a secluded area and hastily unbuckled her trousers but just as she started to pull them down she saw a woman and a dog coming along the path at the edge .she quickly moved onto the path and lit up a cigarette as the woman approached .The lady stopped and said hello and moved away slowly
My friend said she suddenly couldn't hold it and a large bulge appeared in the seat of her trousers ,she just stood and in her words messed her pants .She took of the trousers and pants cleaned herself with tissues she was carrying and left the pants under a bush and rushed home
Saturday, September 05, 2015
Simmee
My 1st Middle School Pee
Me and my best friend Kamdyn just started middle school. Our school has more than 1,500 students, much more than our elementary school. So we went in after 2nd hour class. She had gas and thought she had to poo. I knew I had to pee because I was running late that morning and almost got passed up by the school bus. Since we were heading to class on the 1st floor, we stopped into the nearest bathroom. There were about 20 toilets, divided among two rows. Luckily, we were able to get stalls next to one another. I heard Kamdyn seat herself quickly and she let off a lot of gas. As for me, I let my shorts and underwear drop and I got onto the seat. A couple of things surprised me. The toilet was higher that the ones at my grade school. So here I am sitting waiting for my pee stream to start and my feet are like an inch or more off the floor. Also the toilet pan was huge---much larger than I had used in grade school. Once I got my pee started it came out strong (as always) and the large pan meant that it was hitting a lot of water and making a pretty loud noise. Kamydyn texted me that she could hear it and said it was as loud a pouring water from a bucket. I slid my butt forward on the seat hoping that I could avoid it hitting the water, but that wouldn't work because the bowl was so big. Kamdyn also tried to do the same thing because the pieces of her crap were splashing her as she sat. I texted her that her farts probably sped them up. We got done at about the same time. We didn't have time to flush and we didn't have time to wash our hands. We got into 3rd hour the last second before the bell rang.
Anna
to Anna from Austria and kmd
to the other Anna: it's fun to have someone with the same name posting! Thanks for telling us about the toilets in Europe. I always used to think that they were exactly the same as here and I only recently learned that there are squat toilets in France. Now I know there are some in Italy as well. What about your own country? Here we don't have them at all, but also our stalls often have huge gaps, certainly at the bottom. So almost always you can see the feet of your neighbours and what they are wearing. But it is not much of a privacy issue, I don't think. I hope maybe you'll post some stories too, sometime.
to kmd: thanks for liking my post the other day! I am sure exercise helps many people go. I usually work out at the gym in the morning and there are almost always some women going number two in the bathroom.kmd
To Anna from Canada (and others)
Hey Anna
Thanks for your reply to my questions
I thought I'd post a few thoughts on physiology which perhaps you and others will find of interest.
It sounds as though the hike you took helped to stimulate some large contractions in your colon (these are called "mass peristaltic actions") which caused your rectum and sigmoid colon to fill up with even more poo. This can occur quite rapidly and the resulting increasing distension of the rectal walls together with relaxation of the internal anal sphincter can cause a sudden urge to defecate - like the one you experienced. The internal anal sphincter is not under voluntary control (unlike the external anal sphincter) and so it relaxes when the rectum becomes full. This allows poo to enter the upper anal canal which in turn increases the urge to poop. Continence is only maintained by conscious contraction of the external anal sphincter.
Having to keep your anal sphincter tightly closed for a few minutes while you find somewhere convenient to poo is good for it - and other muscles in your pelvic area - as it helps to build up their bulk and tone. Delaying pooping for a short time also helps to allow the rectum to completely fill up thus ensuring a more complete bowel movement when you do poop.
However, it's also good to poop within several i.e. 5-10 minutes of developing a strong urge to poop (it seems you were able to do this) otherwise some of the poo in your upper rectum and sigmoid colon can be propelled backwards. This is caused by the contractions in your colon reversing direction and can result in incomplete defecation. So it really is best to poop within a short period of time if you get an urge for a number two - even if this involves pooping outside whilst on a hike or other activity etc.
Having your bumhole quite stretched occasionally by some big firm logs is also good as long as it does not cause pain/bleeding (the main thing is to allow your bumhole to expand slowly if a big wide log is emerging). Stretching helps to expand the muscle fibres that make up the external anal sphincter. It's good for them to expand i.e. stretch - especially if they've had to contract for several minutes beforehand while you find somewhere to "go number two" . There are also small glands in the anal canal that secrete mucus to facilitate the passage of turds. Passing big firm logs occasionally that cause stretching helps these glands to fully empty. (The same is true for the urethra or "urine pipe" - doing a big powerful "hissing" pee on occasion helps to clear mucus from glands in the wall of the urethra - this allows these glands to produce fresh mucus).
You mentioned that you're going on a 4 day hike this month with your best friend from high school and the idea of a buddy dump interests you. I've often pooped outside when the need arose - usually alone but sometimes I've had a buddy dump. I'll share some suggestions with you on the subject in my next post.
kmd
a long time reader I do not have a lot of experiences so here are the ones I have 3rd grade test and I peed flooded my pants. part 2 going to taco bell I have always gone to the book store after I have ate and stayed there to poo last one is cutting grass and going outside peeing first and last post!
Monika B.
I've been browsing on this site on and off the past month. There are great stories here. Sorry, I don't really have a story right now...just kind of an introduction.
Pissing and shitting have always been secret fascinations of mine, something I just could not admit to people I know irl. I specifically like holding stories, but I don't do that much myself unless I have to (I hold piss on purpose for a couple hours sometimes, but nothing to the point of where I get kidney pain. Actually holding it now). I don't poop in public restrooms unless it's am extreme emergency, and I have never shit my pants (I can hold it in all day if I want to. I don't LIKE to do it, though).
Anyway, I have a couple of questions...
1. I feel like this has been asked before, but every single time I take a shit, I have to pee shortly after, about ten or twenty minutes (like now). Even though I pee while I shit (every time). Is this common? Is it likely the result of drinking a lot of coffee? Is there a way to stop it? It's just kinda annoying.
2. If I wake up having to pee in the middle of the night, most of the time I'll just hold it and go back to sleep (unless it's URGENT). I generally don't wake up desperate either, which is odd because I pee like 7-10 times a day (which is kind of embarrassing). Who else does this?Doug
Has he had a heart-attack???
a couple of years ago, I went to use the bathroom. I went #2 then cane out. As I exited a lady came to me and said "you are not my husband".
I told her I could hear her husband moving around.
Apparently he came in before. I am glad her mind was put at ease. Nothing serious had happened.Tristan
to Michael about college
I'm in college too and I notice diarrhea is common; My roommate told me had diarrhea a lot last year. I think with people on their own now, no longer eating what their parents make, they eat worse and it causes diarrhea.
I haven't had any diarrhea though, so sometimes it's funny because it seems like I'm one of the few with big firm poop in my dorm. I'm probably one of the few who's come close to clogging the toilets...Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Anna great story about your big poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Brylie great story.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this siteEnd Stall Em
My Trip Experiences
This past weekend I traveled just over 300 roundtrip miles to a friend's wedding. I started my drive at 6 a.m. Saturday morning. If I had tried I probably could have had my morning crap before leaving home, but I like the break the drive up by stopping off a couple of times to cut down on the boredom. After about an hour I got to an Interstate rest area and pulled in. The building looked kind of old, but somehow kind of adventureous too. There were three toilets, but the panels between them were only about three feet high. I noticed the far end toilet was open so I made my usual selection. At first I thought my coffee had not awakened me up, because I couldn't find the door to close. Then it occurred to me that there wasn't one, and I found the other two stalls which were vacant also didn't have one. I don't particularly like exposing myself like that, but I pulled down my sweats and thong and seated myself. I was hopeful that others wouldn't come in. But just in case, I didn't let my clothing lower than my knees. I heard engines outside being turned off, but luckily that traffic went into the guys' room. The comfort of the seat helped, I think, and my first two balls of crap came out slowly and were quickly followed by a pretty wide banana-shaped deposit. Something didn't feel complete, so I spread my legs a little wider, and by doing so was able to push out another piece, more narrow and about as long as a pen. On my first wipe, I found the softer crap came with a price and that was I was in for a long, messy ritual. There was a large amount, perhaps a quarter-inch, glob on the toilet paper so I stopped the wiping. I got down off the toilet, reached back and down and flushed, and after the cycle end, I reseated myself and used pretty much all the remaining paper on the roll to clean myself. The toilet paper I used easily extended above the water and within an inch of the seat. If I hadn't specially flushed my crap, the toilet would have clogged.
On my way back home Sunday morning I stopped twice. After getting gas at a truck stop, I couldn't believe that I had to wait 10 minutes in a pee line that reminded me so much of my junior high and high school days. It was worse because I was in line for about five minutes when I realized my car was double parked at the pumps and probably causing others to wait for the pump. I ran out and I was right. I pulled the car over to the designated parking area and went back in to start over in the line. Now I was hurting between my legs and luckily I got back to where I had left in the line. The lady in front of me had a daughter about 8 who was hurting more than me. She was about ready to cry when one of the six doors finally opened. She ran for the toilet and threw herself onto the toilet first, then I saw her shorts and undees fall. I would have been amazed if she had held the dike well enough until they cleared. She was on the toilet for about 2 minutes, then called her mom in. They talked briefly and then her mom closed the door and did her thing. Meanwhile, an elderly lady slowly opened her door and softly walked out with a cane. I didn't want to seem disrespectful as I slithered around her. I was on the toilet and peeing just a second or two after I noticed that she hadn't flushed. I was so relieved that I almost started to cry. I flushed, and while washing my hands noticed that the crowd hadn't diminished at all. I bumped into two women and apologized, and just as I was starting to open the door to leave, a woman who was running from outside had put all of her weight into it, and she started to curse when she saw the crowd waiting.
I was just glad to get out of there, About an hour later I stopped for my morning crap. Again, I was all alone in one of those open-style Interstate bathrooms. I was the only one in there and that was fine with me.Josh
School Dump
Today around 230 I felt a poop coming so I headed to the bathroom. There were 2 stalls total and both were empty. I took the smaller one and dropped my shorts and underwear to the floor. I pushed and an 8 inch log came out. 2 boys came in 1 peed and the other sat next to me and began grunting. A couple 4 inchers piled on top of the 8 incher. I then wiped and the automatic toilet did not flush. I decided to leave it like that so I got up, washed my hands and left. Thanks for reading!
Chloe B
First school poop of the year and then Ashely's survey
Hey guys I know my posts come pretty far apart but I really haven't had much time to post lately but I think it'll get better. Anyway today I had my first poop of the school year! I got up and had eggs and bacon for breakfast then went off to school. In first period my stomach really started to hurt and I knew I needed to go to the bathroom really soon. I wanted to go in first period by the teacher was really busy. When the bell rang I went to second period and immediately asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. She asked if I could wait but I said I really had to go! I rushed to the bathroom and surprisingly it was empty! I ran into a stall and shut the door. I quickly pulled my jeans and polka-dotted turquoise and gray bikini panties from VS down to my knees and let out a wave of thick mushy poop with a wet fart. Thank god no one heard it because it was big fart! I pushed harder and more mushy poo poured out. As I got done pushing I heard the door open and someone ran into a stall 6 down from me. She pulled down her tight jeans and you could kinda see a pink thong underneath the stall. She started to pee really hard and then I heard some crackles followed by a big log being ejected into the toilet. She sighed with relief and sat there. I soon let out a fart with a log and started to wipe. I wiped 6 times and pulled up my panties and flushed. As I washed my hands the girl in the other stall wiped and came out. She was a freshman and had dark brown hair and was pretty skinny and wearing tight sandals. She looked pretty embarrassed and left after she washed her hands. I returned to class and it had been about 7 minutes in total. Any way that's my story for today! Now to Ashley's survey
Physical description: white, blonde,16 and 125 pounds
How long does it take you to pee?: about 30 seconds to a minute
How long does it take you to poo?: in public around 5-8 minutes
What makes you poo?: anything spicy, sometimes milk or coffee as well
What makes you pee?: basically anything that I drink!
Do you wash your hands after peeling?: yes
Do you wash your hands after pooping?: yes
Type of underwear: most of the time bikinis and sometimes cheeky panties .I wear a thong maybe once a week.
Sophia
Pooping In A Custom Made, Camping Toilet, In A House
So about 2 months ago, A youtuber called????". Me and my husband like going camping, so we built it. We went camping that weekend, but we never used it. We had put a trash bag in it, and put a roll of TP on it, just like in the video. But the lid was put on it. One night, I woke up about 3:30am and I felt a massive surge of pain in my chest. I got out of bed and ran to the bathroom. My Husband was in there, also with diarrhea. He has just made it there about 20 seconds before I did. I didn't know what to do, until I remembered the Business Bucket. I waddled into the bedroom, opened the closet and saw it in the corner. I bent down, grabbed it and closed the closet. I didn't want to stink the house out, so I went downstairs, and opened the backdoor, into my back garden. I stepped down the porch steps and placed the bucket down. It was pitch black, but luckily I had a torch with me. I turned it on and assembled the toilet. I attached the trash bag, place the roll of TP on the holder and pushed the pool noddle seat on the bucket. I then pulled my pants down, and sat on the bucket. As soon as my ass hit the seat, tsunami's worth of shit came flying out of my backside. I was on there, making fart noise and stomach growls for about 15 minutes until I got everything out of my colon. I stood up to check my poop and the entire bag was filled. I wiped my backside, and picked up the bag, being careful not to spill. I tied it off and sent it to be disposed of in the morning.
lolax
So here's the only real poop story I have and I thought I would share it.
I used to go swimming 2 or 3 times a week until I had kids. One day after swimming I was still in by swim wear in a stall which combined a shower and a toilet. They had common showers for all the women but I always waited for a stall so I could shower after doing any business or vice versa. So anyway I can't remember if I had a poo or a shower first because It doesn't really mater as I normally do my business naked in the stall. I love being able to hop into the shower and get really clean afterwords anyway. So I had a shower and a poo and when I went to put back on my gear (bathing top and bikini bottoms)
I had my bathing top but I couldn't find my bottoms. Now my top was near the edge of another stall so I can only asume that a woman in the stall next to me took it by an accident.
So there I was stranded in the stall half naked. My towel and cloths were in my bag, in a locker, in the common area. I stood there for about 5 mins thinking what I could do. I had no real other choice so I just grinned and bared it (excuse the pun for my bare arse) I quickly jogged to my locker and the area was packed as always. The lockers are tiny and people have to squeeze there bags in, pay a euro to lock it and then get their key onto an arm band. So all in all I was half naked standing for about 5mins in front of all kinds of people which seemed like an eternity. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. I had to get down on my knees to get to my locker which was on the ground. There was a son and Dad right beside me who i'm sure enjoyed the view and I remember he said something to his Dad about me. Thank God I didn't see anyone I knew. I grabbed my bag and found a stall and finally got changed. Sorry it wasn't really a poop story. But I do enjoy some of the stories on here and thought I would add mine. Thanks
just another girl
To reply to Vincene's question - I don't usually hold my poo in except in "exceptional" circumstances, for instance if there is no bathroom nearby, or if the bathroom is dirty, or if I am forced to hold it in (such as on a long car trip where there are long periods of time without access to a bathroom, or during a test or exam when I can't just excuse myself and leave). I also have an issue with going to the bathroom at other people's houses or when I know that other people will hear/smell what I'm doing. Whenever I used to go on school camps, I would only go to the bathroom to wee - even if I needed to do a poo very badly I wouldn't allow myself to; I would keep it in and eventually the need would subside. Having said that, I will admit that on one or two occasions in the past I have deliberately held it in to see how long I could manage. The longest I went was 6 days, but generally speaking I go whenever I need to because I don't need the discomfort that comes with holding it.
When I was a child my parents never told me to hold it in, and it never occurred to me to do so. I have always had good bowel and bladder control; I only wet my bed once and that when I was sick with a fever and too half asleep to realise that I needed to get up and go to the toilet - I suddenly started wetting and then couldn't stop. From a young age I was taught that bodily functions are normal, and that there is no shame involved in using the bathroom because every person has to. As a small child, if I said that I needed a wee or a poo, my parents were very accepting and would always allow me to go and take care of that no matter where we were - I don't remember ever being told to wait or to hold it in. I guess I was very fortunate in that way; their attitude was the right one.
One day, when I have children, I won't ever make them hold anything in unless absolutely necessary, and I won't punish or scold them if they have accidents. I have read many old posts on here that describe someone wetting or dirtying their pants and subsequently being grounded, physically disciplined, or humiliated in some way by their parents or some other authority figure. This to me is absolutely unacceptable, because an accident is exactly that - something you don't mean to do - and castigating someone, especially a child, for what they can't control is degrading and embarrassing, and may well have long-term emotional effects. Once, when I was about 8, I was in the shopping centre with my mother, and I started to feel a bit sick. I tried to ignore it, but it grew steadily worse and worse. When we were in the car park I stopped, put my hand on my stomach and quietly burped everything up. I started to cry and my mother noticed what had happened; she wasn't angry, but she took me back inside to clean up and have a drink of water to get the taste out of my mouth, and she helped me to see that it wasn't my fault at all. I suspect that I had had a similar accident with something bathroom related she would have reacted in the same way, and one day I want to be the same.
Tomorrow I might have a story for you guys - I hope so. Have a lovely evening!
J.A.G ~
Wednesday, September 02, 2015
Anna
story from the gym today
This morning I was at the gym running on the treadmill. When I was done, I was all sweaty and out of breath and I needed to use the toilet to do both. I went straight through the locker room into the bathroom where two out of three cubicles were already taken. I entered the middle one, locked the door, pulled my sweaty yoga pants and black thong over my bum and quickly sat down. Immediately I started to pee a strong stream that came out hissing. I felt very relieved. While peeing, I had a quick peak under the partitions. On my right there was a black girl in pink sneakers. In the other cubicle, I could see that the woman had pulled her shorts and green thong all the way down to her feet. There was also a bit of a poop smell in the air, so I figured that at least one of them was doing a number two.
When I finished my pee, I could hear a small fart from my neighbour on the left and then the black girl was pulling off some toilet paper and quickly left after wiping only once. I leaned forward and started to push my poo out. As I felt my backdoor open, I couldn't help blasting an embarrassingly loud, wet fart into the bowl. Now the other woman definitely knew what I was on the toilet for. After about a minute or so, my first turd dropped with a splash and I started to push out another one. Then I also heard a plop from the next cubicle. It was followed by a small sigh and the sound of my neighbour letting out several sloppy poos rapidly and a strong poop smell coming from her cubicle. In the next couple of minutes, I pushed out two more turds and so did she. Now my stall really stank, too. Finally I felt all empty.
We both started to pull of paper and wiping our bums at the same time. I used five sheets to get mine clean and my neighbour needed a few more. I pulled up my thong and yoga pants, flushed the toilet and left to wash my hands. The other girl came out of her cubicle as well, a skinny blonde of about my age that I had seen when I was on the treadmill. She was wearing a green top which had huge sweat stains from running. We smiled at each other and both blushed a bit. I think we both found it a bit awkward to stand at the sinks together after just having done poos and stinking up the bathroom. When I was done washing my hands, I grabbed my towel from my locker and went straight to the showers where I saw the blonde girl again, briefly. After having worked out so much and a nice long shower, I got over my embarrassment pretty quickly and I went to the library feeling great.
to Mina: Thank you so much for your answer to my question. I now understand that there is plenty of privacy in Japanese bathrooms. Probably a lot more than we have here.
Anyway, I really hope that I can visit your country some day, it seems so very cool.Brylie, Tessa's younger sister
School accident
Hi everyone, it's Tessa's younger sister, Brylie here. For anyone who's wondering, I'm 12. Today I'll tell you the story of an accident I had at school today. So I was in science class today, and we were watching a 45 minute presentation. I was sitting next to my best friend. About 25 minutes in, I asked to go to the bathroom. But my teacher said I could probably hold it until the presentation was over. Five minutes later, I felt a poop start to force its way out. I tried to hold it back in, but I was powerless to do anything, and it slid into my underwear. Three more swiftly followed. I tried to hide what I'd done, but my best friend has a keen eye, and spotted the bulge in my jeans. She whispered in my ear: "Did you just... poop your pants?" My face turned bright red as I said yes. She replied, "Don't worry Brylie. Your secret is safe with me. In fact..." At that point, I heard her start to strain, and then she sighed. I looked at her, and it was evident she had also just released a massive poop into her pants. Luckily, no one else noticed through the rest of the presentation, and when we went to the bathroom to clean up after, no one seemed to notice.
Anna
to kmd
I'm glad you like my stories. I wish I had more about going number two outside, but this summer I only had to do it twice. I think I wrote about the other time, too. It was when I was out mountain biking.
This September I will go on a four day backcountry hike with my best friend from high school, Chloe. I think I will have more stories when I come back. I am also hoping a bit that maybe we will do a buddy dump together on the hike. It's something I have never done before and I am kinda interested in what it would be like.
As for your questions, when I was on the toilet in the gas station, I could feel that a big poo was at my backdoor, but I didn't have much of an urge to go and when I pushed it wouldn't move.
I think I had not pooed for two days before when I went on the hike. Mostly I go every day, but sometimes I don't for a day or two. As for the size of my turds, I don't really remember but 2 inches for the bigger ones sounds right. The long one was thinner, though it felt big when it came out. It looked longer than a foot, maybe a foot and a half.
Ok, that's all for now!
To Jake
Good to see ya back posting! :)
That is odd that you had another accident after running, I wonder if there is a correlation between the two. Seeing as your first couple posts you had pooped your pants before running and after swimming. I know I have also had a few accidents trying to run home to go to the bathroom after school. Hopefully you don't get caught after having an accident, that could be quite embarrassing.