I got the shitsLast summer I was at a baseball game and went out for some cheese fries and i ate them all and they were really good. That night I felt my stomach ache for a little bit but went away and that was it until the next morning when I woke up I had breakfast feeling okay but I knew I would have to poop soon because I could feel the urge come and go. So perfectly timed (lucky me) when I'm the only one in the house I had to go super bad, I couldn't hold it because it hit me right away. I went to the bathroom pulled down my pants, and out of my butt hole I let go a bunch of wet farts and then a load of chunky liquid poop that splashed into the toilet with yes of course... splash back. After the first load I let out some more series of wet farts and chunky liquid like plops of poop. After that I was okay for like an hour when I got the urge to go again so I ran into the bathroom and I pulled down my pants and this time it was all liquid chunks that spread out all over the water in the toilet. It was coming out along with a bunch of farts before I even sat down but no mess luckily. I wiped and it was so much liquid and chunks I needed to use a quarter to almost half the roll of tp. I looked in the toilet after the explosion out of my ass and it was pure brown liquid with small pieces of poop. I flushed and I was done for the day. The End. Hope you all liked it.
weekend story from my houseTo Red: Thanks for sharing the story your friend Bri told you. I did this a lot when I was much younger. I would ride my bike around town with my girlfriends or my sister and we would pee, and occasionally poo, outside in the woods. As an adult, I love the outdoors and I am often in the mountains hiking and biking. So, I still go outside quite often. Most days that I am out I will have to pee at least once and on many occasions I had to do a number two as well.
I also wanted to tell a story from the house I live in. I share a small, old bungalow with two other girls, Kim and Danielle. Both of them also attend my university and we are really good friends. There is a fourth student, but she is currently overseas for a year. We only have one bathroom and sometimes it sees a lot of action from us three girls. This Saturday morning I was up at around nine, sitting in the kitchen sipping coffee with a bit of a hangover. All three of us had been out last night. Kim and I went home after and Danielle spent the night at her boyfriend's place.
I heard the key in the door and Danielle came in, throwing her bag on the ground and kicking off her boots. I said hello, but she was like 'sorry can't talk, I gotta use the bathroom'. She shut the door, I could hear the toilet lid slam open and then after a few seconds there was a ton of farts and the sound of turds hitting the water. This went on for a couple of minutes and after some silence she eventually flushed the toilet and came out and went straight to her room. By now I needed a poo too, but just as I was about the get up, Kim came out of her room. She seemed half asleep, wearing only a t-shirt and panties and carrying a magazine. She went straight to the bathroom, letting out a loud 'phew' when she opened the door. Apparently Danielle had left quite the smell in there. Kim was on the toilet for about 10 minutes with only the occasional small fart and plop coming from the bathroom. My need for a number two had gotten much stronger by now, I could feel a pretty big load knocking at my backdoor.
I decided to grab a magazine too and dash to the toilet as soon as Kim was done. I was waiting at the door when Kim came out and she said 'sorry Ann, it really stinks in there'. I grinned and kinda showed her the magazine so she knew I was going to poop, too. She smiled and was like 'good luck'. I went in and she was so right. The smell in there was bad, it really stank after Danielle's and Kim's poos. But there were no skidmarks or anything, as Kim is always very good using the brush. I pulled down my Pj bottoms and panties and sat down on the toilet. The seat was nice and warm. I peed for about thirty seconds and then my first log slid out of my bottom and splashed into the water. I was so relieved, it felt great, but there was a lot more to come out. I let out a wet fart into the bowl and then dropped sloppy poops from my rear end for the next couple of minutes while reading my magazine. Knowing that both my roommates had just gone, I really took my time and spent about 20 minutes pushing out a few more poops until I felt really empty. Then I wiped my front and used a lot of paper to get my backside clean. It was messy. I pulled up my Pjs and flushed the toilet. Luckily it all went done. But I had to use the brush and flush two more times to get everything clean. The smell in the bathroom was now really, really bad after Danielle, Kim and I had totally bombed the toilet. I washed my hands and went back to my room for a nap. An hour later when I returned to take a shower there was still a bit of a lingering smell, but not too bad any longer. By noon it had all cleared up and the bathroom totally smelled like roses again.
Colourful loosDear Victoria B,
Your post made me happy. I'm glad you like my loo colour. I have to tell you, my loo is about 20 years old, same as my flat, and previous owners chose colour.
I think Japanese loo companies don't make colourful loos any more. Now white is fashion. Maybe pity, but new style white loo looks nice too.
You ask me for name of makers. Big names in Japan now are TOTO and INAX. INAX also called Lysil, I think, not very clear to me because I'm not in toilet industry. But I looked on English web site and you can find I think. I browsed yahoo U.S., I found sites. And they have washlets and you can buy in U.S., according to web site, but quite expensive, expensive in Japan too but most people have.
I don't feel good in loo which doesn't have washlet, I will use for wee but if I want motion, I go at home or in office, both loos have washlets. All my friends say same thing. Especially Hisae, she is not graceful but she likes very clean, so when I translate posts on site and there is skid mark, she wrinkles face.
Thank you for nice words about my loo colour. I told Kazuko, she stayed my flat last night. This morning she was doing motion long time, I was next to her, she said, I feel good on this green loo, and at same time her bottom gave big long burururururu so we laughed. She feels so relief when she does motion in my flat. because at home she can't relax, she had big fight with her mother about that but I tell you story another day, OK? I said to Kazuko, wow, your motion is huge. She said, because I like this loo. And I love you Mina, doing motion next to you really relaxing. How sweet girl she is. I love Kazuko.
We changed places on loo and I started to do. I said to Kazuko, I love you Kazuko, doing motion next to you really relaxing. Very big motion came out of my bottom same time and made many plop sounds in green loo. Kazuko left washbasin where she was make up, and sat down next to me and massaged my lower back so my next motion came out easily and I felt good. And then I did two more and last one made bururururu sound in water as same as Kazuko. Kazuko said, wow your motion is huge. So we laughed lots, and that made me do motion again! and again bururururu sound, soft one. But then finished, so I washed my bottom with washlet. I felt good! I think Hisae and Maho also like my green loo.
I hope you also enjoy your time on loo, any colour OK if you feel happy! Do you decorate your loo? In mine, small flower vase on shelf, and little pictures on wall. And potpourri. And I put little curtain on very small window, sky blue, if it is sunny day I draw curtain and I get exact degree of light that I want.
answers to Steven's survey
1. If you helped/supported someone if they had a accident in public, how would you react/respond if they started to get "feelings" for you? Do you think that's possible to ever happen between 2 people in that situation?
I've never helped anyone in this situation, but someone had to help me. In high school right before a chorus concert, my laxative chose that moment to kick in. There we were, opening night on a big formal show where the guys were dressed in formal wear. we were backstage waiting to come on, and I felt my laxative kick in, there was going to be no holding back, standing there, I shit my pants. I asked a friend to come help me clean up..... when we got my clothes off, there was shit all in my underwear and on my butt and up my crack, both of us got turned on and took full advantage of the situation a little BEFORE and after he helped clean me up.
2. How would you react/respond if someone from the opposite gender used a bathroom in public? It could be a unisex bathroom and you didn't know it was, the other bathroom is taken and they couldn't wait, or he/she just went in and used it. I would sneak a peak if I was attracted to them, but do it in a respectable way.
3. How would you feel/respond if someone pranked you by putting laxatives in your drink/food? turnabout is fair play :D
4. What if you were the passenger in a car and the driver won't pull over to let you use the bathroom when you really have to go? if I had to pee, I'd find an empty coke bottle. if I had to poop, I'd do it in my pants
5. During Halloween, if a kid(s) with their parent(s) had to go the bathroom really bad and the parent(s) asked you (the house owner), to let their kid(s) use your bathroom, would you let them? Depends on if I knew them or not.
6. How would you feel/respond if someone farted near you? it wouldn't gross me out...in fact if the person were cute, or if I was attracted to them I'd make a funny out of it and say quit blowing me kisses
7. In school, if the teacher didn't allow you to go to bathroom at all no matter what, what would you do? I actually did pee on the floor a few times when the teacher wouldn't let me go
8. Would you let someone go in front of you in a bathroom line if they had to go really bad? yes
9. Would you feel embarrassed if you had to buy laxatives/things to help you go poop at a store and you don't know what the cashier thinks of you buying the stuff or the cashier makes a comment about it? No--I've actually seen male cashiers get aroused when they see me buying enemas and suppositories. one actually turned his back to me where I could see as I was walking out of the store and pointed to his butt
10. How would you react/respond if someone had an accident in public? Would you help them if they get ignored? I'd go help them. I remember once in the grocery store, I went to the bathroom and there was this guy who was constipated in the bathroom. He was in a lot of pain and didn't know what to do. I told him I would be right back. I went and bought an enema, took it back to the bathroom and gave it to him to use. He didn't know how to use it, so I told him I would give it to him. He and I ended up dating for a few months.
ResponsesRed: That must have been a neat experience! I've never pooped while underwater!
Optional Person: No, silly, my farts do not hurt :) They are quite comfortable. That's so funny! When I lived alone in my condo, I liked to sit on a wooden bar stool and let 'em rip! (I cannot believe I am saying this!) But, at least they don't have the "rotten egg" smell!
As for using the bathroom at Alan's house, I had to. When I have to go, the pressure keeps building. I know some people can hold them and the need to go to the bathroom subsides. But I cannot. I guess it is the mass and consistency of the load.
If you feel that you are attracted to female bodily functions, I have a couple of thoughts. One, we all have them! I can tell you from experience that athletic women eat hearty and all of that must go somewhere!
Steve A's survey1. If you helped/supported someone if they had a accident in public, how would you react/respond if they started to get "feelings" for you? Do you think that's possible to ever happen between 2 people in that situation? It's possible. A few stories on this forum have indicated that couples already together developed stronger feelings after they witnessed and helped their partner with an accident. I remember this story on the forum about a Lesbian couple falling in love after one helped the other, who was constipated and struggling, to have a bowel movement in the women's bathroom. So, I guess it's possible.
2. How would you react/respond if someone from the opposite gender used a bathroom in public? It could be a unisex bathroom and you didn't know it was, the other bathroom is taken and they couldn't wait, or he/she just went in and used it: I prefer to go to the bathroom with people of the same gender and would not be comfortable with unisex bathrooms. I think it's one thing for a woman to go to the men's room - she's making that decision - while it's another thing for a man to go into the ladies room.
3. How would you feel/respond if someone pranked you by putting laxatives in your drink/food? Furious!!!
4. What if you were the passenger in a car and the driver won't pull over to let you use the bathroom when you really have to go? I hope it never would happen intentionally, but I would do the best I could to hold it until there was an opportunity.
5. During Halloween, if a kid(s) with their parent(s) had to go the bathroom really bad and the parent(s) asked you (the house owner), to let their kid(s) use your bathroom, would you let them? It would depend on whether or not I knew them. I live in a small town, so it's likely that I would.
6. How would you feel/respond if someone farted near you? I would try to act like I did not notice. If it was a friend, or Alan, I might giggle but try not to make a big deal out of it!
7. In school, if the teacher didn't allow you to go to bathroom at all no matter what, what would you do? I would get up an go anyway and risk getting in trouble. Seriously, some teachers can be bullies.
8. Would you let someone go in front of you in a bathroom line if they had to go really bad? Yes.
9. Would you feel embarrassed if you had to buy laxatives/things to help you go poop at a store and you don't know what the cashier thinks of you buying the stuff or the cashier makes a comment about it? I'm a pharmacist, so I witness this all the time. People get embarrassed when they have to buy laxatives!
10. How would you react/respond if someone had an accident in public? Would you help them if they get ignored? Of course! Compassion is the best policy!
Question: Is it wrong if teachers limit their students bathroom time usage? I can understand punishing students if they ask to go and then they skip class, but some people have trouble pooping or it's one of those poops that takes forever to finish. Some people, not just teachers, have to understand and respect other peoples' bowel habits.
In this case, it seems that parents need to notify the school nurse if the student has bowel issues. When I was in elementary school, and had IBS with constipation and diarrhea, my parents informed my teachers that if I needed to go that I may not have time to wait. They understood.
Hey Anna - I liked your story about pooping in the woods while you were out biking with your friend Amber. It's good you had the confidence to poop outside despite the limited privacy afforded by the vegetation. It sounded as though you really had to go; the best thing to do in these circumstances is to open your bowels and relieve that pressure asap. When you "gotta go" it's best to go. Otherwise, the bowel can propel some of the rectal contents back into the colon and this can lead to the poo getting even harder.
It's interesting that your first turd came out easily but the second was bigger and took longer. I thought I'd offer a potential explanation. You mentioned that your bum felt kind of full when using the outhouse but you only managed a small fart. It seems as though during your bike ride up the hill this stimulated your colon (large bowel) to contract more and propel softer poo from your descending colon into your already full rectum. This would have intensified the urge for you to poo as it stretched the walls of your rectum further. The softer poo likely squeezed past some harder poo already sitting in your rectum and lower sigmoid colon; the softer poo would have been the first to escape hence your first turd came out easily but the second turd was bigger and took longer.
Your story illustrates that exercise is good not just for your heart and circulation but also the bowels. It seems as though you couldn't quite manage to poo in the outhouse but you had a satisfying poo in the meadow.
It sounds as though the second turd was very large and needed some effort from you. However it was probably lubricated by some of the softer poo that formed the first turd - you can sometimes tell this has happened because the turd is coated with a small amount of softer poo on one side.
You did the right thing by allowing the second turd to come out slowly over the course of a few minutes. That's better than trying to force it out quickly and risking a tear or "fissure". The only suggestion I would make is that if your bum didn't feel completely empty then it may have been better to remain squatting for another few minutes to allow more poo to be released. However, as you mentioned you didn't want to keep your friend waiting and it seems as though you perhaps don't know her well enough to tell her you needed to do a "number 2".
Anyway great story Anna - it's good to hear you have the confidence to poop outdoors when the need arises. I think this is (sadly) a taboo for many people due to embarrassment. Hope to hear more stories from you.
Turnip green cleanout, much needed!Hi everyone,
I had a messy "blowout" in a public restroom, read the story to find out the details.
Well this weekend turned out differently than I had planned; I got a short notice call from a friend who asked me to watch her two young sons aged 10 and 12 over the weekend; I reluctantly obliged but I couldn't refuse under the circumstances--I owed her a couple of favors. I had really planned on spending my weekend in extreme resting mode after my usual saturday morning hard workout and pigout (trying to put some muscle and a few inches back on my hips and glutes to appear younger and more athletic, and fill out my pants better). I'd been eating a lot of junk and snacks over the past couple of months due to laziness and my stomach was feeling kind of upset and icky, constipated, bloated, sluggish, a little tired and pukey and just blah, and I felt like my stomach really needed a good thorough cleaning out and I was looking forward to a couple of days all to myself to take care of this.
The boys arrived at about 10a.m. saturday. I wasn't really in the mood for cooking just yet so we all went out to McDonalds and I got them a couple of double cheeseburgers and fries and I got myself a salad with two big macs with extra cheese minus the buns with a large vanilla shake and I gave the kiddos my fries.
Then we went to the gym and I made them stay in the lobby while I worked out on the abduction machine and the stepper. Then I took them to the park with me to do my weekly four mile run around the track--they stayed entertained on the internet with their phones meanwhile. Stomach felt pretty queasy after the run, almost felt like I could start throwing up if i wanted to, and I was retching for a while but I held back the urge and it passed--sat on a park bench with my head in my hands, saliva flowing from my mouth like a faucet, constantly spitting on the ground; the boys asked if they could record me if I started throwing up so I said yeah sure why not, just don't use my real name if you post it to youtube; felt better after a few sips of 7Up and I didn't throw up after all so I had two disappointed little guys on my hands. Had lots of gas and farts though; at least boys like that kind of stuff! haha. They recorded me farting for the camera, sweat stains on my pants and all, but don't know if they actually posted it or not so do a search--"Ms. Karen Farting" or something like that.
After that, we went home as it was getting close to five thirty o'clock. I showered and got into my ???? then ordered them a pizza for supper then I fixed my own dinner of canned turnip greens over brown rice and a bowl of ramen noodles sans the flavor packet, topped with a scrambled egg and grated sharp cheddar and soy sauce, some sliced cucumbers, and a bit of crushed red pepper instead. I also had a big weightgain shake of vanilla ice cream with peanut butter, whole milk, ground oatmeal, and ovaltine-- very high in calories, I could almost feel it going straight to my hips as I drank it!. I let the boys taste it and they loved it so I mixed up another double batch for them. Later we made Rice Krispies treats.
I fixed up the boys's room with clean sheets and pillowcases to get ready for bed and made sure the tv in there was working so they could watch sports and whatever boys like to watch.
I took three exlax tabs and fell asleep on the sofa to old "Here's Lucy" dvd's. Woke Up at around 4:30 with the urgent need to void my intestinal contents. Very noisy, farty, high pressure, messy blowout! Too bad the boys were asleep because they missed a good show!Had to clean brown dots of watery poo off the underside of the toilet, there were also pieces of turnip green stuck to the toilet. This repeated twice before 6a.m. when I made my coffee. After my second cup of coffee I felt queasy so I went outside to sit on the bench in the backyard to get some fresh air hoping it would make me feel better; after about twenty minutes I burped and then I just suddenly started throwing up all over the ground and it had recognizable bits of greens and curdled milk, noodles, and the pizza I'd eaten the night before. Tasted really bitter.
After I threw up I felt better, and afterwards I went inside and showered, brushed my teeth, and got dressed I went back outside and got the shovel and covered up the puke, at least the smell and evidence of it, and then fixed breakfast of bacon, hashbrowns, and pancakes for the boys. While they were eating I was hit with another diarrhea attack again and I could hear them laughing. Was I ever glad when their mom came to pick them up at around 3p.m. All in all, it wasn't too bad of a weekend, at least I provided entertainment for two young boys and i wasn't lonely.
I still accomplished my goal which was to clean out my stomach, though I didn't get nearly as much rest over the weekend as I had hoped for. Feel lots better though!
just another girl
Response"This Redneck" asked the question "Ladies what is the worst diarrhoea attack you've ever had?" and this is my response.
My worst one happened this year. I don't know what caused it - whether it was a virus or food poisoning or something else - but it made me feel really horrible. Before it started, I had been throwing up a lot, and then whatever was causing me to vomit obviously made its way lower down and prompted another rush to the bathroom, except this time it wasn't to kneel in front of the toilet but to sit on it. I knew what was coming but tried to hold it in for as long as I could, but eventually I had to let go because it was hurting my stomach. It was such a relief to get it out, but it was disgusting - squirty, sloppy, farty and very, very smelly - and there was so much of it! When it finished, I went back to bed, but soon I could tell that there was more coming - my stomach felt sick and tied up in knots - and I had to quickly go to the bathroom again. This happened again about six more times during that night, which was a mostly sleepless night, partly because I didn't feel well at all (the loss of fluids and water caused by the diarrhoea made me feel very shaky and light headed) and because I didn't want to risk falling asleep and having an accident. Fortunately it settled by the next morning, but it was an experience that I don't ever want to repeat.
~ I hope that wasn't too graphic or nasty for you! ~
comments & stuffTo: Red as always another great story it sounds like Brie and her sister both had good poop and it sounds like her sister just made it without having an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Brittany A another great accident story.
To: Shay it sounds like that norovirus hit you with force luckily Barret was there to help you through part of it and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tlana great story.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Shout out to Catherine and response to MikeyPeeFirstly I just want to say Hi to Catherine. I agree with MikeyPee, your posts are fantastic :)
Sorry for late reply. Yes it really can be a challenge with working and having a disability but we rise to the challenge :). During my school years I did wear an incontinent pad and unfortunately did have some accidents.
Nowadays I use a leg bag for pee (for anyone else this is a bag that is strapped to your leg that connects to a pipe that then connects to an attachment that fits on like a condom). I'd have to say the legbag has changed my life and I very rarely have a wetting accident which means I can have an active working and social life.
In terms of my poops. I have to manage this carefully. I don't have bowel control or feeling and I just sit on the toilet like anyone else and try to go. In addition to this I usually have to gently massage the poop out by rubbing just above my anus. I rarely have bowel accidents though as I try to poop every morning and usually I am successful. There is the odd occasion when I get caught out though. For example a few weeks ago I had been on antibiotics and decided to take some natural remedies to help counteract the antibiotics. I was warned by the pharmacy that they could affect my bowels so decided to take them on a Saturday night just before bed. Well all of Sunday nothing really happened so I wasn't sure what the pharmacy was meaning, but then on Monday morning (work day) I got up, sat on the toilet and to my surprise filled the bowl with the biggest poop I've done in as long as I can remember. I remember thinking thank god I'm at home and I have pooped all that out before work. Unfortunately at about 10am that morning at work I was sitting at my desk at work when a major fart escaped me followed by a sound of soft poop coming out of me. I was mortified but thankfully there were not many people around so I quickly text my boss to say I was
suddenly unwell and then went home to clean up. So after that I stopped taking them!
Have a great day everyone :)
DescriptionsHi again everyone. I once lived in a duplex when I was little with my mom, and maybe her boyfriend. Anyway, this was a one-bedroom apartment with one bathroom. If I recall right, the sink was outside the bathroom while the toilet, and bathtub were next to each other in the bathroom. The sink area was probably connected to the bedroom (you walk in room, bathroom sink area to your left). When you faced the sink in this area, I think the bathroom was to the right. I'm sure I wet myself plenty of times as a child when we lived in Germany. Back than, we lived in a 3-story apartment. I believe once I had to use the bathroom while on the way up to our apartment only to have an accident before I reached the toilet. I might've gotten changed in my room. I know for sure that our bathroom was the first room to the left once you walked inside. The living room was at the end of a long hallway (you entered the hall when going in the apartment). Mom once told me we had a pipe leak, but I don't remember if it was in a bathroom. I was probably a toddler than. I also believe I over did it with the easter candy while I lived in Germany, and didn't make it to the bathroom when I was sick. Once when I had an ear infection as a child in Germany, I think it hurt so bad that I rested my head on the bathtub. Our bathtub wasn't in the bathroom btw, but in a shower room. There was also a sink, and washer hook up connections in the room, too. I think the hose for our washer back than had to drain in the sink, but this was probably due to design. The bathrooms I used in elementary school back than weren't really big, but not small from what I recall. I'm sure the teachers had to help me during some potty accidents in these bathrooms, too. However my bathroom life played itself out back than, I enjoyed being at a German school!
Survey answers1. If you helped/supported someone if they had a accident in public, how would you react/respond if they started to get "feelings" for you? Do you think that's possible to ever happen between 2 people in that situation?
Well, I guess it shows that you care about someone if you're willing to help them after an accident. It's pretty normal to be attracted to someone who cares about you, so I don't see anything weird about it.
2. How would you react/respond if someone from the opposite gender used a bathroom in public? It could be a unisex bathroom and you didn't know it was, the other bathroom is taken and they couldn't wait, or he/she just went in and used it.
If somebody of the opposite gender used a bathroom next to me, I wouldn't really care either way. I mean, if you have to go, then go. I've pooped next to guys before and they were surprised, but they didn't really care. The last time it happened, I was at one of my friends' houses (there were 5 of us, 3 guys and 2 girls) and I had to take a crap. Unfortunately, the bathroom was right next to the bedroom and you could hear really clearly what was going on. So when I took a giant dump, I left to all the others looking at me. One of the guys said 'Jesus K, what do you eat?' but we just laughed it off.
3. How would you feel/respond if someone pranked you by putting laxatives in your drink/food?
I'd be a bit pissed off, but it would depend on when it takes effect. If I ended up having diarrhea in school or pooping myself, I'd be mad. If it started working when I was at home though, it wouldn't be so bad. I get diarrhea kind of often anyway, so I'd probably just think it's some kind of bad food.
4. What if you were the passenger in a car and the driver won't pull over to let you use the bathroom when you really have to go?
I'd say in that case, I'd try to hold it until I can go. However if the driver wouldn't let me go when I made it clear that I was desperate, I wouldn't feel any shame for going right there in the car. It's their fault for not letting me go. Luckily, my parents always pull over when I need to go. The only time they didn't, we were in a traffic jam and I had to pee. They let me go in an empty bottle, so I was fine, but it was still kind of embarrassing peeing right in front of my parents like that.
5. During Halloween, if a kid(s) with their parent(s) had to go the bathroom really bad and the parent(s) asked you (the house owner), to let their kid(s) use your bathroom, would you let them?
Yes because when you gotta go, you gotta go. I've gone at my friend's house on Halloween before when I had to go poop really bad. My group was going through her neighborhood, so I asked to use her bathroom. I was about to poop myself, so her parents let me go and I took a giant poop in their bathroom. I was embarrassed about it, but her parents said it didn't matter, we all have to do it.
6. How would you feel/respond if someone farted near you?
I usually don't respond because mine can be a whole lot worse, but if it's one of my friends and I know she's ok with it, I might say something to the effect of 'Ugh, that stinks'
7. In school, if the teacher didn't allow you to go to bathroom at all no matter what, what would you do?
Most of the time, I'll try to hold it and tell the teacher how desperate the situation is. If I couldn't hold it, I'd just leave, telling the teacher where I was going. The teacher should let students go to the toilet if they ask, because it's unfair to make a student risk having an accident.
8. Would you let someone go in front of you in a bathroom line if they had to go really bad?
Yes, and I have done multiple times. Lots of times in school, especially just after lessons, I've let my friends go in front if they need to go badly. Sometimes girls have accidents in the line while they're holding it, and it must suck to be that close to making it, then messing yourself.
9. Would you feel embarrassed if you had to buy laxatives/things to help you go poop at a store and you don't know what the cashier thinks of you buying the stuff or the cashier makes a comment about it?
Probably not because we all have trouble going sometimes. The cashier has probably got constipated and had diarrhea before, so they're not in any position to make comments about me.
10. How would you react/respond if someone had an accident in public? Would you help them if they get ignored?
I've helped some of my friends after they had accidents before. I usually just get them to a bathroom that's less used (especially at school) so they can clean up and get new clothes if necessary. If it was somebody I knew, I'd go ask if they were alright and if they wanted, I'd walk with them to the bathroom.
Question: Is it wrong if teachers limit their students bathroom time usage? I can understand punishing students if they ask to go and then they skip class, but some people have trouble pooping or it's one of those poops that takes forever to finish. Some people, not just teachers, have to understand and respect other peoples' bowel habits.
I think it's wrong in most cases. If a student has a record for skipping class, then maybe punish them, but that doesn't me you can punish the students who just need to go. I've had diarrhea at school before and it sucks when you get into trouble for staying too long. Luckily, most teachers are sympathetic enough to let me off if I tell them I'm feeling sick or have stomach trouble.
Fart Survey.This is probably a generic survey. but I am curious. there are people I hope will take it of course. lets just see what happens.
1. what sounds do you farts make? ( squeaky,zipper, duck quack, gurgle, loud, soft etc.)
mine sometimes squeak, sometimes are loud.
2. How would you rate the level of your smell? ( 1 as not terrible, 10 as terrible, 100 as my god my nose is burning.)
I give it a 1. my only smell a bit if I have to poop. which seems odd to me.
3. do you enjoy your smell and sound? why or why not?
I think I appreciate the sounds and smells of farts from beautiful women more then my own. I don't really care much about mine, because they don't seem special.
4. for any sex ( male or female.) How would you react if the opposite sex or same I guess even, heard you fart and said " hey nice fart." as a pick up line?
I am attracted to women and if that happened I would be very intrigued and I think an awesome night would follow.
this is where it gets a bit more generic.
5. do you fart a lot when you poop? when you pee?
6. do you like to fart around others?
7. What is your favorite or least favorite or both, thing(s) about farting or farts.
Comments Plus Some QuestionsTo K: That's a smart thing to tell the cashier if they make comments about it towards you, me, or even someone else if they buy those things.
To Shay: You got back with your Ex-BF because of support from him since you were sick? That takes your renewed relationship to a whole new level that caught me by surprise when I read your post. I hope you get better and your relationship works out because "that" just doesn't happen.
Also, I did have a few instances were I did have diarrhea but no vomiting and vice versa.
I also have some questions that I'd like to share:
1. Is a janitors' job tough or easy depending where/when he/she works?
2. Why do you think some students don't care about their own school bathrooms? They mess up the school bathrooms, but their peers, teachers, and the janitors then will have to deal with their mess.
3. How long do you think it's possible for someone to hold their pee/poop in?
4. Is this topic of conversation on Toilet Stool taboo for some people these days due to society/generation changes, teachings, or parenting kids overtime?
5. Would it ever hurt your confidence if you had an accident in public?
Tuesday, June 16, 2015