Blind Guy
Regarding DDAVP
Greetings. Your caution regarding Desmopressin, as with any medication, is well warranted. However, I have diabetes insipidus and have been taking it since I was 7. I stand by it because it's worked wonders for me, but that of course doesn't mean it will for everyone. I have heard that bedwetting gets worse for some people after discontinuing it, but fortunately this never happened with me. Of course anyone considering this will need a prescription, and should talk with the doc either way. It's just one option that has worked very well for me almost continuously, with only a 2 year interruption during college, for the past 22 years or so. I haven't needed a dose adjustment since 2006. Imipramine did nothing for me, but it does work for some people, with the same caveat of making bedwetting worse for a selection of those who discontinue it. Either way, there's likely a workable solution out there for almost everyone, even if it's only hurry up and wait, and keep as dry and comfy as you can in the interim. Unfortunately, that's what I neded to do during the college incident. That, and somehow manage to deal with laundry and used absorbent products (I.E. big giant wet diapers) in a large crowded dorm area. Thank heavens I had a single room! This leads me to Jane's comment. It's good that you've come to accept your condition, because many others dealing with incontinence never seem to grow fully comfortable with the alterations they must make. I know even dealing with it only at night and occasionally during the day was bad enough. And I will agree that there's no shame in diapers. In fact, I've heard some even grow to enjoy them. I learned to accept them as part of the necessary routine, like brushing my teeth and taking my meds, that just needed to be done every night and morning. I will say though that I learned one thing about them-- they are convenient. I hate public rest rooms, but that's another story and this is already getting long. Let's just say that the astronaut lady wasn't the first or only one to go padded on long trips. Have a pleasant day.
For Heidi
I liked your stories about your two poop accidents. Have you had any others? Did any of your friends share any accident stories. Thanksleaker
work accident
Last week I couldn't take a bathroom break during lunch, fast food at it's worst... well by the time I made it to the bathroom I had a stream down my leg.
JOHN
Response
Its John B.
Just a short one this time.
My condolences to you Old Poop in your sad loss, love and prayers to you fella!
Feel free to pour out your feelings because as far as I'm concerned although we don't know each other personality there is a camaraderie on this forum which I believe helps a lot of people.
Take care Old Poop and all my cyber friends here.
Regards
John B
Linda
Post Title (optional) To Dude in Distress, Jasmin K, Dominic
To Dude in Distress:
Wow, you have been very constipated lately. Your last session sounded so intense!! And seems like you have a really terrible time trying to push the turd out. I'm glad you got the poo out, after so many unsuccessful attempts. And it sounded awful, having to lay down with a turd sticking out of your anus. I know all too well what that is like. Like you, I've also been having so much trouble doing poos lately. For about the last month, I've been extremely constipated and nothing seems to help. But I haven't been eating too healthy lately either and eating too much chocolate, which always constipates me big time. I have been trying to eat at least some healthy food but it doesn't do much. I really need to be very strict with my diet for my constipation to go away (even then, it doesn't go away completely)
To Dominic:
Sounds like you have been very constipated lately too. My poos have been so massive, rock hard and dry. Its been extremely difficult for me and I've been spending way too much time on the toilet, pushing and straining (and of course, grunting) Well over an hour each time.
To Jasmin K:
Chocolate also makes me very, very constipated. As you know from my previous posts. I've really let myself go lately and I've been eating way too much chocolate. I love it so much that I can't resist and I have to eat it, when someone offers it to me. Which has been a lot in the last month. And each time I tell myself that I won't eat much but I have to eat a heap of it. I really go overboard and eat a whole big blcok to myself, which has been a few times lately. And I tell myself not to eat it and that I will regret it but I eat it anyway.
It sounds like you have had a very hard time with constipation lately too. Just like me. Has it been taking you a lot longer to get your poos out too? It has been taking me well over an hour, sometimes 2 hours and recently, almost 3 hours!! Thank you for also clarifying that its not easy for you and me (and others who get badly constipated all the time) to get rid of it. I know for sure that you have tried lots of things to help but not much works. I have also tried lots of things but not much works for me either. People who never get constipated don't know what its like for us. Believe me, I absolutely hate being so constipated all the time. I also hate my long and painful pooping sessions.
You asked if anyone who gets constipated has to do a wee after pushing the big load out. I get that all the time. I always do a wee before doing a poo and several times during my constipation sessions. Because I push and strain so much and so hard, it forces little bits of wee out. Then after I've got my poo out, I do another wee and I sit for a while because more wee comes out. Then probably 10 minutes later, I need to do more wee. And maybe 30 minutes after that, I do more wee. I think because I push and strain so hard and my poos are so massive, they put force on my rectum and anus, which puts force on my bladder. So it happens to me too.
This week has been absolutely terrible for me. I've been severely and EXTREMELY constipated and I'm still badly constipated today. Its because I was busy during the week and ate lots of take away and lots of junk food in general - including too much chocolate. I also didn't drink enough water.
It all started last weekend, after I finished my bout of constipation, when I went away. I seemed to get very constipated again straight away (which is normal for me) and I didn't do a poo on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. And I think I only dropped a few small pebbles on the Sunday. So I went practically 4 days without doing a poo. On Wednesday afternoon, I was getting a bit worried so I took a laxative (a herbal one). After a few hours, I was getting a bit of an urge to poop. I was farting lots but it was almost 9 pm and I had to get up early the next day for an early start at work. I decided to give it a go anyway and I had a sit on the toilet. I knew it would probably be mostly hopeless but I wanted to try. I put two fingers up my anus to feel how high up the poo was. It was up quite high so I knew I needed to work hard to get it to move down. And it would take me at least an hour (at the very least) to get my load out. I pushed and strained with all my might. A tiny pebble shot out of my anus, after only being on the toilet for 15 minutes. Then after that, I tried very hard to get something out - but I couldn't get anything else out, despite lots of pushing, straining, grunting and heavy breathing. I was SO constipated and I had to go to bed feeling miserable, lethargic and full of poo.
The next day was Thursday so I was VERY, VERY constipated by then. This was my 5th day of not going. I really, really needed to do a poo. I was so desperate and felt like I had poo impacted up to my chest. I was really miserable and I had lots of liquid poo coming out. That day at work was terrible. I had to wear a sanitary pad in my knickers. Even then, I still managed to have some liquid poo leak out into my knickers. I didn't have much time to get to the toilet that day to wipe my bottom. I smelt like poo all day. I'm sure my work colleagues could smell it on me but nobody said anything. By the end of the day, I was a real mess. When I got home, I got straight into the shower and slowly got undressed. Liquid poo had dribbled down my legs a bit but it had dried. I took my pants off and my knickers were stuck to my bottom, with liquid poo. I peeled them off and looked in the mirror. My big white bottom was covered in goey, sticky butt phlegm. It was awful. I had a shower and cleaned myself up. I sat on the toilet after that and had another go at trying to do a poo. Obviously, the laxative didn't help at all.
As I suspected, I couldn't get any poo out that night, no matter how hard to tried. So I called in sick on Friday morning. I was just way too constipated. My stomach was bloated and rock hard. I massaged my stomach and laid on my bed, with a heat pack on it. I took another laxative. I ate 3 bowls of high fibre cereal for breakfast and lots of dried fruit. I also drank 3 cups of coffee. I hoped all that would help get things moving, along with the laxative. My housemate went to work and I stayed home, to spend time on the toilet. I had the house to myself for several hours, which I was happy about.
I walked around the house, with just my t-shirt and knickers on. I still had liquid poo coming out so I needed to wear the knickers to catch the poo. I didn't want to leave a mess on the floor. I did some pushing and straining as I walked up and down the hallway. I was starting to feel my anus open up. I heard it crackling and I did lots of farts. I had a MASSIVE load in my rectum that had to come out. I kept my knickers on as I continued to push and strain. I stood in the lounge room and turned the TV on. I watched the news as I bore down with all my might. I clenched my fists, closed my eyes and bent my knees slightly. My anus crackled as I pushed and strained. I felt it opening up wider and wider, as the head of an enormous turd slowly moved down. I pushed, strained and grunted 'Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggghhhhhhhh!' I bore down and kept straining hard. After 20 minutes, I needed a rest. I took my knickers off, reached down and felt my anus - it was stretched open way beyond its limits but nothing was sticking out yet. I put my finger inside my butt hole and the tip of the turd was sitting just above it. So I said to myself 'Here we go!' and continued grunting loudly 'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' I got so loud that time, I hoped the neighbours didn't hear me. I did this again 'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Then I pushed and strained like there was no tomorrow. I was extremely constipated!!!!
By now, 45 minutes had easily passed by. I felt my anus again - this time 3 inches of poo was sticking out. It was rock hard, dry and as wide as a coke can. I pushed down on the sides of my anus with my fingers and strained at the same time. It helped a bit but not much. I tried this several times but I could only get about another half an inch to poke out, so I gave up and had a rest. I went into the bathroom to have a look at my progress in the mirror. I was in a terrible state, with my big bottom in full view and almost 4 inches of poo sticking out of me. My bottom jiggled as I positioned myself to have a look at it in the mirror. I was sweating from all the straining and my face was red. My anus felt like it was on fire. The turd felt so uncomfortable in my butt and it felt like razor blades in it. I was tired and I had been at this for over an hour by now too. I went into my room and laid down, still with the turd sticking out of me. I stayed there for over half an hour. Amazingly, my anus didn't try to suck the poo back in. Then I decided I really needed to get this demon out of me so I went into the toilet and sat down. I bore down as hard as I could and strained like there was no tomorrow. I grunted too 'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!' The poo slowly came out a bit more, inch by inch. After 20 minutes, I had to stand up. I gave it all I had and pushed with all my might. I closed my eyes, screwed up my face, clenched my fists and dug my toes into the ground. Finally, I had 7 or 8 inches of poo sticking out of me. I needed another rest. I remained standing and reached down to feel the huge turd. It was a massive monkey tail, extremely dry and rock hard, hanging between my legs. I could see it too. It was probably the biggest poo I've ever produced!! It took almost another 45 minutes to get the poo out completely. It was at least 14 inches long!! And as wide as my forearm!! It came out in one, massive log. My anus was burning so much after that. I had to break the poo up so it would flush. So in total, I spent almost 3 hours struggling to get the poo out. Probably my worst constipation session in a long time!! And the laxative didn't work again.
I've never had to take a day off work for being constipated before. But I was just TOO constipated to go to work. Its Saturday now and I'm still constipated. I pushed out a tiny pebble of poo this afternoon and I've got butt phlegm again. So as you can see, I've been SEVERELY and EXTREMELY constipated!!!!!!!!Annie
24 hour bug or something
Hi all. Haven't been feeling so well over the last 2 days. Lack of appetite, been really tired, have had a sore stomach and mushy poop. Had diarrhea twice yesterday. Once in the afternoon then had to get up in the night to poop as my stomach hurt too much to settle down and sleep. Finally I did. Had to sit on the toilet earlier today but only had a small bout of mushy crap. Other than that just have felt like crap-pun intended. Had a 2 1/2 hour nap earlier then ate a little something for dinner. Feeling a bit better now, just tired. I hope by the time I get up I'll be 100% again. No vomiting or anything, fortunately. Just lack of appetite, tiredness, mushy poop and just a blah feeling.
Happy pooping all, hopefully.John H
Post Title (optional) toilet matters in books
Hi all.
I notice that some people here mention toilet seems that take place in films or TV programmes.
It got me thinking about toilet matters in books.
Has anyone read any books that includes a toilet description?
The only one I can think of is a short passage in Life by Keith Richards of the Roling Stones.
There is a part in the book where he talks about how all the band lived together in a house before the band was known.
They had a microphone set up in the toilet to record vocals.
When a female friend would call over and use the bathroom they would turn on their tape recorder and record the sounds from the bathroom.
Thats all for now, take care all,
John H.Brandon T
tales from the bookstore
A few hours ago I was at the bookstore when a girl went into the bathroom and began to pee then she wiped and flushed but the toilet didnt fully flush so she closed the lid then I went in and looked in the toilet and saw 2 or 3 good size poops in the bowl she mustve let em out quickly we she was done peeing since I didnt hear them hit the water so a good catch.Debbie
embarrassing gas and such
so i was driving to upstate ny a few weeks back and my stomache was feeling weird. long story short i had to make a emergency stop at a gas station, the place was kind of small and there was like 4 or 5 people inside, and the bathroom doors to go inside were both left open for people to go in. .... so i went in the bathroom and sat down trying to be quick and quiet but the first thing that came out was a long echoing fart ugh... followed by peeing with a good 2 or 3 more farts that were probly heard, only to bee followed by alot of pretty runny poo and it was gassy too . to mke it worse i saw somone werid guy looking in as i was wiping, and im sur he saw my big ole ass as i got up, there was a huge crack in the door, sorry to go into detail but it was a embarrasing bad time, i got rite out of there.
Monday, November 03, 2014
Jemma
poo @ my house after shopping today.
Hey!
so i just got back from shopping.
whilst queueing i tried to let some gas out but it turns out it was a poo.
i packed my shopping in my car - (i drive a ford mondeo if anyone is interested lol)& drove the 3 miles home.
Finishing unpacking i make my way to our loo,
Plop my ass on the seat & push, my first long log crackles out followed by 4 smaller ones. A nice decent poo for me! I lean forward to wipe my bum & wipe a total of 6 times. Flush, & clean our loo with bleach & finally wash my little handies.
That's all for now... oh & hi to John B, Brandon T & Jade. Yes i am 27 John B, you could've asked me about my age? I give no virtual slaps to anyone lol,You give the impression you assumed i was younger perhaps??
All the best take care love J. XxBianca
Post Poop Gas
I've noticed that sometimes after eating, I'd get a mild gas attack before needing to poop. Sometimes it gets so stinky in the bathroom at work that it has to be sprayed. When I'm doing my thing (number 2), I'm verry quiet. However, I sometimes talk to people while on the loo. This is rare during a dump. My friend Regina (she's at my job with me) will often sit on the toilet while talking, or she may do stuff on her phone while in there. Here's something interesting about myself toilet wise. I don't really pay attention to this, but I think I curl my toes when I poop. Here's something I indeed notice for sure. I often lean forward a little.
Catherine
To Brianna: Worst Time to Have a Poop Accident
Brianna,
I've been reading the forum for a while, and I remember a post from a teacher who had an accident in front of her class. She wrote that she transferred to another school the following year.
Also, teenagers who have accidents at school seem to suffer trauma that they never seem to recover from.
Yet, there never seems to be a good time for an accident, if it's in public. Reading the forum for years now, it seems that the most common thing that brings people to the forum is an accident.
I've never had an accident in public. My four "solid" accidents as well as any diarrhea accidents have all, thankfully, been private - or at least no one else was aware. That's why I really felt for your story about having the accident while showing your clients a house.
There's just no good time for an accident in public. But, I can't imagine much worse than a teacher pooping in front of her class!
Love,
Catherine!Annie
Soft poops lately and reply to Casey M re: Mitzi's accident
To Casey M-The episode of Shin Chan where Mitzi has an accident is Season 3, Two Corn Dogs at Once. The second part of that episode called Little Miss Muff Dive, Part 1. Her accident happens within the first 10 minutes of that episode. Poor Mitzi, desperately needing the toilet for her morning poo while Shin takes his time shaving with his dad's razor. I'm sure we all have been in one of those "gotta go NOW" situations, waiting desperately outside the bathroom waiting for someone to come out. Unfortunately for Mitzi she ended up messing herself (with a really disgusting noise) as a result of eating broccoli muffins Shin's friend Masso brought over. I'm sure we've all been in one of those situations (or SHITuation in Mitzi's case!) where we just can't hold it and have an accident.
Speaking of accidents, fortunately I haven't had anymore poop accidents/fecal leakage or ruined underwear. That can be really embarrassing and traumatizing, especially when you know you don't have any bowel problems as it is. In the winter it happened quite a few times in just one week, often going through up to 3 pairs of underwear a week (and I only had 14 pairs-13 now because of the trashed pair from my last accident!). So I had to do laundry twice that week. I was considering buying adult diapers to spare my underwear "just in case" but it didn't continue other than that one isolated case a couple of weeks ago.
I've had nice soft, big poops lately with lots of snapping/popping noises (but it's not Rice Krispies lol). Very messy which require showers afterwards to get clean. Toilet paper doesn't cut it and I end up having to use about a roll and a half to get somewhat clean. Feels better to shower and use soap and water. Been trying to eat properly and drink enough water to keep up the good bowel movements.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Tlana
Visitation to Another High School
Yesterday me and my friend Miranda were part of a group of 10 from our school that went on a citywide sponsored school visitation. The high school our group visited was a school a bit smaller than ours in a suburb. The building is much newer and the bathrooms are surprisingly very different.
The three girls rooms I used were in much better shape than the ones at our school. The bathrooms were a little smaller with like five stalls in each. The toilets were much more modern with white seats instead of black and they were a couple of inches lower (important to those of us who are shorter and find it less comfortable sitting on the higher toilets), and the lighting was much better. All but one was flushed when I walked by and on the back of each toilet's wall was a holder about the size of a lot of computer screens. You pulled a lever down (it took me three times to get it to work) and you pull off a white seat gasket. Its kind of a hassle trying to open it and once I figured it out and tried to place it over my seat, I found it covered only about 80% of the seat. I used it, though, and I was successful three times using one. (Once to poo and twice to wee). My escort for the day from that school was Mistee, who is on their student council and she said the gaskets are available in the boys rooms too and that about half of her friends use them. I found it interesting that Mistee doesn't use one when she sits for a fast wee, but she does when she has a poo. She said she's seated for a lot longer then. Also, the girls rooms don't have individual sinks and mirrors in front of them. Rather there's a mirror along the wall at the end of the toilets but there's a circular fountain like sink that requires you to step on a pedal and then the water falls onto your hands. There's also several soap dispensers attached to it. Also each of the stalls has a latching door and the privacy is much greater. On the inside of the door are posters of announcements about club meetings, a battle of the bands, and a blood drive coming up. Mistee said that flushing the seat gaskets down has caused some of the toilets to back up.
I never thought much about it before. I guess its interesting to compare bathrooms among various schools. I had no problem getting my pee stream going on the smaller toilets, but the ass gasket got torn quickly when I moved my legs. My morning poo came as fast as it usually does and overall I enjoyed my day at a different school. Miranda liked the bathrooms better, too, but wasn't up to trying the ass gasket.oldpoop
new situation
Just over a month ago, my wife died, after a three-year-plus battle with cancer; we had been married over 49 years, and I miss her more than I can say. It has been difficult just to begin to reckon with the changes that losing her has brought about, but I am learning to cope, as I must. I have tried to keep up with things here, both to maintain a living routine and to sustain interest in my new life by myself. I had kept a log of my bowel movements for several years (a log-log, so to speak), and I have kept that going. The last few months of my wife's life, my bowel movements were a bit irregular, due to stress; the stress did not end with her death (though her death was, I'm sure, a blessed relief to her as her struggle finally came to an end) but continued for a few weeks. I seem to be resuming my old pattern of--on average--two bm's a day, with occasionally three or just one; most of them are still solid, and a few take some real pushing to get out.
I have begun an experiment. I noticed that one of the toilets had trouble flushing everything if I dropped the toilet paper into the water with my poop, so I got out a little paper bag and, after wiping, put the used toilet paper in the bag, flushing only the poop. That solved the problem; the toilet could handle the poop just fine. When the bag starts to get full, I take it out to the burn barrel, light up the sticks or leaves in the barrel, and add my used toilet paper, which burns quite nicely and with no odor (though, if the bag gets fairly full, I can notice a slight odor in the bathroom).
I have also tried squatting on the rim of the toilet bowl when I poop. I don't do that all the time, but when I do, I have a large hand mirror that I can use to watch my poop come out. Sometimes, when I might be slightly constipated, it seems to help my movement get started to be in the squatting position; but I can maintain that position for only a few minutes. Nonetheless, squatting is also a new experiment for me.
Jane
To Christa
Dear Christa,
You don't have to feel bad when are using your diaper. It is really understandable that you feel that way, but there is nothing wrong with using diapers as long you take a shower or bath daily. Did you know that 1 at 4 women have got incontinence problems?
I'm incontinent myself for more as 20 years and using diapers all the time. It became part of me, who I am. Never feel bad, because you are using diapers. Just make it part of your life and it will be much easier.
Huggies,
JaneChrissy
Went to poop at work
Hey all!
I think this is my first post here. Let me introduce myself. I'm a 16 year old girl, and I work in a supermarket.
Last night, while I was working, I really felt the urge to poop. So, I went to the ladies toilet. There are two stalls next to each other,and one was occupied, so I took the other.
I could hear the person next to me pooping, as some turds were falling into the toilet with a loud 'plop'. By then, I was starting to shit too. The person next to me kept going, so I figured she had a big dump. When I was done (I pooped about 3 big turds), I flushed and opened the door. At the same time, my neighbour was done as well. It appeared to be Kelly, who works at the same section as I do. She told me her dump was too big to flush the toilet, and asked if I wanted to take a look. And of course I did. And boy, she surely took a huge shit. About 7 big turds were in there, as well as some smaller ones. She told me she was on the toilet for at least fifteen minutes. We both washed our hands and left.
Love, ChrissyMaria
What come in will come out
Hi everyone hope everyone good. Yesterday while in class my last class of the night my stomach start rumbling quite a bit like oh oh. So I got up left class head to the ladies restroom by the way Brandon T the guy got fired and finding out he a student on campus that helped paying for his schooling but not my fault, anyway I get to girls restroom , I take the second stall cause someone in the first , so I take off my back pack, hook it on door and lock stall , and pull down my pants to ankles and sit on toilet hearing my stomach gurgling so I grab hold unto to it , looking down at ground I see my neighbor's pants and panties around her ankles like mmmm most be having trouble or don't want be heard , so I begin to fart alots then my hole opens up feels like water just start puring out and it was spurting and smelling awful I flushed . Still was going but still no sound and I began to let go of more mushy poop out my butt , after 10 mins I was done, and stayed seated peed out good stream feeling some relief and began to wipe to clean ,after 6 good wipes flushed got up pulled up my jeans and got back pack washing my hands and out of being couris thinking she may need helped I knocked on door asked if she was okay she said no monster won't come out I said can I help judging by her voice she was Chinese , so she open stall door , I asked her how long she been here like 30 mins before you came she said , I said ya I see so I said do you mind she said no so I start rubbing her stomach gentle and seeing her face you can tell she been pushing but worn out , so I told her stay clam relax after 5 mins she begin to break wind little shy about it, I said it happens look at me she said true but you looked relief but I still not done been having stomach trouble I told her she said oh sorry so I begin to rub her tighs noticing she was sitting barebottom , and I see she begin to rinse she said it's coming , then I hear a long ripple fart with a splash she said aww much better thank you thank you bless you bless you , I said it's cool she said if it wasn't for me she still been struggling . I said hey just thank God she said I never been but I believe now , so she gets up slowly I turn away hear her to begin to wipe , she said wow nothing on paper I sad ok it's a good thing . So she get her book bag and pull her clothing back up and washes her hands and I see the time over a hour , so as I'm leaving she said wait I take you back to the dorms , I said you sure my husband normal get me she said it's cool so I called him tell him I'm getting drop off , so I tell her my dorms house and finding out we live in same one but she lives on top floor with her boo she said , so we exchange numbers and she going go church with me and Marcus and her boo our in a same classes together and play on the football team small world but that's for now have a fun HalloweenSlice
To Blind Guy:
Hey Blind guy, nicely said so far as Christa goes. I just have one caution about DDAVP. I believe that several things are accepted about the medication. First. that it works for very few that have tried it. Second, that it is not a long term medication as it starts becoming ineffective. Third, that for most, when the medication is discontinued, the bedwetting comes back and often even worse than before.
Christa, Just remember what I said earlier. Whatever time you wake up whether it's in the middle of the night, or in the morning, be sure that you go in the bathroom and use the toilet as if you needed to go. I mean arranging your clothes, and sitting on the toilet for a few minutes. Then complete the routine as if you really had gone to the bathroom. This hopefully will help get you into a routine that will get you waking up in time to make it to the toilet in timeKeep up the good work and keep smiling!
Unintended
Oops....
Over the years I've suffered from various issues with the toilet As a kid I had encopresis and enuresis, and while they were both "solved' in my mid-teens, I've always had trouble in my adult life, which has led to some rather 'fun' incidents.
In recent years I've been relatively trouble free, although due to the never-quite-out-of-your-life nature of these things, I've always kept a supply of adult diapers on hand, for nights where I'm particularly tired, or days if I've had a couple of daytime accidents in a row.
Anyway, I've recently been suffering from pretty severe constipation, and tonight, I decided to do something about it. I haven't used a suppository in years - the last time didn't work out so well - but after spending most of the day fighting through stomach cramps, I thought I'd give one a try. I've been wearing diapers at night for the last week or so anyway, due to some night time close calls, so I thought the best idea would be to administer one before bed, let it do its work, wake up and go, and if I had an accident in the night, no worries, as I'd be protected, and the bed would be safe.
Big mistake.
Turns out, these things take effect much quicker than expected. Just as I'd started to drift off, it kicked in. Next thing I know, I have a very urgent urge to shit, and before I can do anything about it, a leaking diaper.
I chucked a second diaper on over the first, as well as a couple of pairs of rubber pants, and waiting for the effect of the suppository to subside, before I can get cleaned up and go back to bed.
Moral if the story, I shouldn't use suppositories.Tlana
My Halloween Story
Back like seven years ago when I was like 7 or 8 me and Lorenz and Noah were playing around one evening at my house. Their parents hadn't picked them up yet even though it had just gotten dark and cold, but I didn't want to go in because my parents would most certainly make me stay in and start my homework, etc. So we were just hanging around in the back yard talking and my parents were inside watching a game on TV. Lorenz had just announced that he had to pee, but if he walked home to do it, his parents would make him stay. Just then Stacy, who was older and in high school, walked in from her yard next door. She was smoking a cigarette, and her mom made her leave the house to do it. It was Nov. 1, the day after Halloween, and she saw the pumpkin mom and I had carved earier in the week on the ledge of the deck and asked why it wasn't lit. I told her it was a good idea and I told her to see if her cigarette would do it. The candle that mom and I had used the previous night still had a ways to go and Stacy's cigarette did the trick. Then she told us how she had won a favor from her boyfriend when they were playing around at his college apartment. We all listened carefully and looked at each other in the light of the candle as she told us about it.
Especially after drinking, he would brag to her that he could/would piss "gallons" and she set a candle up up for him in a rotting pumpkin back by his building's dumpster. The bet was that Stacy would crap for him outside if during a normal wee, his pee would put the candle fire out. She made him back up like 3 feet which she measured off with a yardstick and she gave him some kind of a oountdown as he took out his organ and tried to throw his pee spray (which she said was strong the first 10 seconds or so) onto the pumpkin. As he stream weakened, she teased him about keeping his clothes on. Obviously, Lorenz and Noah wanted to try and I told them I would give them a countdown and together at the same time the same bet would take place. Then went for it, although Noah who is a year younger tried to back out. Stacy thought it was hilarious that she had talked us into it. I wasn't too worried, but Stacy walked off the distance at which they would stand and then gave them the go ahead. Noah at first threw his wee pretty widely, but Lorenz showed him how to use his hands to direct it in and within like 20 seconds their combined efforts caused the candle to flicker, then go out.
So Stacy got down under the deck and dragged out two concrete building blocks like those used in the foundation of the house. I dropped my jeans all the way to the ground, but they had to help me get up on the blocks which were cutting and piercing my butt. I figured any movement on my part to push out some poo would cause blood to be drawn from beneath my skin. I like pushed out two pieces and Stacy used her lighter to show the boys what I had done. She also claimed "photo rights" and took a picture of it with her phone. I had just pulled my jeans up when mom stuck her head out and ordered me inside.
The next morning before school I went into the large first floor girls room for a quick wee. Just sitting down directly caused me pain on both sides of my butt and there was a little blood that I left on one side of the seat. I wiped it off before I left the stall, but the damage to my butt skin hurt and lasted me for several days. But it was worth it because Noah and Lorenz both stopped bragging out their pee power.
Tessa
Just took a huge dump
Hi everyone. I'm 15 years old, I have a huge appetite, and I don't poop very often (about twice a week). I can clog a toilet really good if I'm not careful. I have to flush many times during my poop, and even so still sometimes clog it anyway. I think the first time I clogged the toilet was when I was nine years old.
I'll tell you about what I ate yesterday, to give you an idea of how much I eat every day. For breakfast, I had a banana, two slices of toast with peanut butter and jelly, and a bowl of cereal. For lunch, I ate some spaghetti and bread, with a big salad. After school, for a snack, I had an apple and some crackers with cheese. Then at dinner, I scarfed down two huge burritos, stuffed with beans, chicken, lettuce, the works.
So, then today I noticed a small urge to poop while I was walking home. It wasn't very bad at all and by the time I got home, I didn't even have to go any more. So, I made myself a little snack and ate it, and then I started to have to poop again. I went up to my room and into my private bathroom and sat on the toilet. Today is Friday (Halloween) and I hadn't pooped since Monday night. So it had been almost four whole days since I last pooped. So, as usual, this was going to be a huge one.
I farted a bunch at first and then my first turd started coming out. It was a thick one and very long too. I loved the feeling of it stretching me and then staying open as it kept coming. When it broke off, there was another log soon to follow. It crackled noisily every inch of the way before plopping into the bowl. Two similar ones came as well, then another thick one. It was short though and part of it broke off and made a plop, then the rest with a heavy splash. I let out another kind of log turd and decided I'd better flush.
I dropped four or five small turds one after the other before the toilet even finished flushing. Then I peed a bit while passing a big turd. It grew to a good length and then just hung there for a short while, like a brown tail. I gave a small push and it broke off. Several more short turds came in a barrage, and then three very long but skinny turds that came with almost no break in between. I flushed again.
I farted loudly a couple times before a thick turd crowned. It was thicker than any of my others had been, and it kind of hurt. After it had come out a bit, it didn't really hurt any more. It grew to be very long. Then there was some turds that were like chocolate ice cream coming out of my butt. I passed another barrage of smaller turds and finished with a long skinny log. I flushed a third time before wiping.
I needed to wipe a lot before I felt clean, and then I flushed one last time for the paper and washed my hands. Then I left the bathroom, feeling great.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: School Teacher Kaylee first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you were kind of desperate but luckily your assistant was there to watch the class for you so you didn't have an accident and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Jenna great pee story.
To: Chloe B as always another great story it sounds like you and that other girl both had to and from the sounds of it you just made it time and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Emma first welcome to the site and great please post anymore you may have thanks.
To: Victoria B great story it sounds like you really had and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: DonK another great catch.
To: Brianna great story.
To: Mina it sounds like all your friends had great poops and I bet they all felt good afterwards mainly Maho after not going for so long and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Meg great story about your big poop I bet you felt great afterwards and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Blind Guy
Having the pee Scared out of You
Greetings. In honor of Halloween, which is tonight as I write this, I'll oblige the anonymous poster who asked about people having the pee or poop scared out of them. I have two stories for you. My business math teacher, like me, was a huge fan of Halloween, and always dressed up in the scariest costumes she could find. Her husband was much the same, and one year dressed in a vampire costume so scary that one young boy actually peed his pants and ran away screaming when he saw him. The other story I have is mine, and happened when I was about nine or ten. My sister's friend and my friend, unrelated but living close to us, used to sleep over at the same time. My sister would hang with her friend and I would hang with mine, but we both enjoyed annoying and making trouble for the other party. It's a sibling thing I guess. Anyway, my friend and I decided to scare my sister's friend, who was about six or seven, on her way to the bathroom. We snuck up behind her and yelled RAAAAAAAAH! as loud as we possibly could. I guess scaring her on the way to the toilet was a bad move, because she let out a shrill scream, and just stood there petrified as urine ran down her legs. I thought it was funny, but I did feel bad that we made her pee her pants. I can't remember if we got in trouble, but I'd imagine we did. My parents were quite strict. I've peed my pants plenty of times over the years, especially as a kid, but always out of desperation rather than fright.I hope these are good enough for you. Have a pleasant day.
WinnieThePoo
To Mina
Mina, you are one of my favorite posters here and I hope you will continue to write. Your last story about Kazuko and your other friends was not only beautifully written, but filled with such emotion, friendship and love between you and your friends. It was just wonderful, as all your stories are, and I was extremely moved by it (no pun intended). Please don't stop writing.
Robby
To Alexandra re: sorta kinda
I enjoyed your story of your experience on the commute home. I am amazed that you were able to control the situation given that the train was already part way out of the station. Does it qualify as an accident? I am leaning toward yes as a piece broke off in your panties but I didn't see the aftermath so it's hard to tell. It could qualify more along the lines of a shart. Maybe you should take a poll.
Robby
Brianna / Worst time
Imagine a bride at the altar having a total blowout.
Saturday, November 01, 2014
JOHN
Belated replies
Hi its John B.
Sorry for being tardy replying but we've been away for the half term break so no internet and iffy wifi access.
Jade welcome, really enjoyed your initial post and its good to have another U.K. input. I'm sure you'll have some more great stories in the not too distant future and I'll look forward to those.
DonK fantastic first post from you and I've just caught up with your second one also, marvellous! Hope to hear more about Mum and Daughter, thanks for sharing fella!
Abbie glad you're back and settling in well at Uni.Great first post regarding you an your new flatmates and I'm sure your future postings will begin to rival those of Leanne, Emma, Megan et al. Take care!
Jemma, no I haven't forgotten you my dear, how could I? Be more than my life's worth, lol xx. Great story as always and I'll send you a bottle of a very special vintage for you birthday /Xmas so you can post some more desperate poo poo posts. Don't worry I wouldn't be that unkind ��. So you're 27, I'm glad Jade asked otherwise you may have given me a cyber back hander, lol.x
Take care my Toiletstool friends and I'll be in touch soon with some amusing, well to me anyway, stories relating to me and my wife if anyone is interested?
See you soon.
John B xx
Adrian
Thursday Replies
Andrew. Thanks for your reply. I think it's certainly true that accidents are fairly common and far more people have them than ever care to admit it. They're certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Thanks for recounting your experience wetting whilst passing the pub.
Victoria B. Glad you've been having some good poos lately. I look forward to hearing about more of your experiences when you've got the chance.
John B. A big hello to you and the other UK posters.School Teacher Kaylee
Pooping at work
Hello everyone my name is Kaylee and im a school teacher. For my post today im going a story of me pooping at work. I was teaching my kindergarten class how to add. And I really had to go #2. I told my assistant to watch the kids for about maybe 15 mins. So i walked to the girls room. I entered and I think two 2nd graders were on the toilet. I took the middle stall and locked it. I turned around and pulled down my cackies and red hearted panties to my ankles and plopped my booty on the potty. I started to push and runny poop came farting out for 10 seconds. I pushed again and a 12" piece fell in there. I pushed a few more times and the bowl was filled I wiped about 6+ times flushed and left. Well everybody I guess that's it for today. Hugs and kisses everybody. Love KayleeJenna
Peed a Little too Hard
Something funny and a little weird happened this morning. I woke up at around 9 in the morning and had to pee really bad. I didn't pee before I went to bed the night before so my bladder was bursting. I hurried to the bathroom, pulling my shorts down as I sat on the toilet. Usually, when I pee, I sit with my legs together and have my forearms kind of resting on my thighs. I also lean forward just a tiny bit. This time though, I don't know what it was, but I was just so sleepy. My eyes were heavy and I just wanted to go back to bed. Sitting comfortably on the toilet certainly didn't help. As a result I was nodding on and off as the loud tinkling of my pee filled the room. I leaned back, resting against the lid and I spread my legs wide open. It was just more comfortable that way. I also started pushing my pee out. I usually just relax and let it flow, but I really wanted to lie back down in bed, so I guess I was hurrying up the process by forcing it out. The tinkling quickly turned into a gush, as my pee came out harder. I kept forcing it out, then my stream suddenly got way stronger and arced over the toilet! I guess leaning back with my legs wide open, combined with my forceful urination was enough for my pee to shoot forward over the front of the seat and onto the floor. I kept going like that for several seconds, then I finally realized I wasn't peeing into the toilet anymore. I quickly cut off the flow then assumed my regular position: legs closed and leaning forward, the resumed peeing. The only problem now was that my feet were in the puddle of pee in front of the toilet. Gross. I finished peeing and, still half asleep, I pulled my shorts back up and cleaned up the mess I made on the floor. After that I went straight to bed. It wasn't until an hour later, when I woke up again that I fully realized what happened in the bathroom. Needless to say, I got a good laugh out of it.Chloe B
Pajama day poop
Hi Chloe back again! This happened in 4 th grade on pajama day. I was wearing a turquoise button up shirt with matching pants and slippers now every year they have pajama day and during the day students do nothing except watch movies,eat,and drink hot chocolate. Hot chocolate upsets my stomach every time I drink it!! I made the mistake of drinking 3 whole cups!! At the end of the day it all began to hit me! We were in the middle of reading and I felt the urge to poop SO BAD. I quickly asked my teacher if I could go to the girls room and she said yes! I ran out of the class around the corner to the bathroom. The bathroom had 4 stalls facing the left 2 were in use one girl looked to be pooping the other just peed so I entered pulled my pants and panties to my knees and let out a torrent of liquid diareaha!!! It just kept running and running!! I let out long gurgley farts and liquid poop just kept on coming! As I got passed my first wave it smelled so bad and I noticed that 2 other 5th graders came in one complained of the smell and the other agreed. They both took the stalls right of me and they girl next to me started to poop. She let out a short this of a log then 3 plops came. Another wave hit me and more diareaha came out and silence fell upon us broken up by the other girls flush as she only peed. She complained to her friend that she was taking a long time and the girl next to me replied that her stomach was hurting too! She let put 4 plops and then a fart then wiped and flushed and then left. As I was the only one left I felt ok and started to wipe. I wiped 6 times and then flushed. As I returned my friend haley asked me if I was ok and I said yes just had an upset stomach. For the rest of that day I didn't have any more diareaha and enjoyed the rest of the day!
More stories to come!!-Chloe BEmma
Midterms
My name is Emma. I'm 35, wife, mother of one. I work full time and am working on an MBA at night. Last weekend I was working on a midterm but really needed to use the bathroom. I didn't want to stop working so I held it. The need kept getting worse but I just sat there wiggling in my seat and typing away. I sat on my heel for a while, then the other, I typed with one hand so I could use the other to hold myself. Finally I was near bursting. I knew I needed to go to the bathroom but I was almost done with a section and wanted to finish it first. A couple of minutes later I suddenly lost a squirt of pee into my panties. I stopped the flow quickly and clamped my thighs together, but a second later I lost it again and this time it was a good two or three seconds. I felt my whole crotch turn hot and wet and onto my butt and upper thighs of my blue jeans. I clamped tight, squeezed hard, and jumped up and hobbled to the bathroom, both hands in my now wet crotch. I made it into the bathroom but before I could even shut the door the site of the toilet was too much for my aching bladder to resist and I lost control again, but there was no stopping it this time and I just stood there laughing as I totally peed down my legs until I had completely soaked myself and left a small puddle on the tile beneath me. My husband and son were out, thankfully, so they didn't see it happen. I did tell my hubby later that night and he found it amusing. I just chalk it up to dedication to my studies. :)Tlana
Visitation to Another High School
Yesterday me and my friend Miranda were part of a group of 10 from our school that went on a citywide sponsored school visitation. The high school our group visited was a school a bit smaller than ours in a suburb. The building is much newer and the bathrooms are surprisingly very different.
The three girls rooms I used were in much better shape than the ones at our school. The bathrooms were a little smaller with like five stalls in each. The toilets were much more modern with white seats instead of black and they were a couple of inches lower (important to those of us who are shorter and find it less comfortable sitting on the higher toilets), and the lighting was much better. All but one was flushed when I walked by and on the back of each toilet's wall was a holder about the size of a lot of computer screens. You pulled a lever down (it took me three times to get it to work) and you pull off a white seat gasket. Its kind of a hassle trying to open it and once I figured it out and tried to place it over my seat, I found it covered only about 80% of the seat. I used it, though, and I was successful three times using one. (Once to poo and twice to wee). My escort for the day from that school was Mistee, who is on their student council and she said the gaskets are available in the boys rooms too and that about half of her friends use them. I found it interesting that Mistee doesn't use one when she sits for a fast wee, but she does when she has a poo. She said she's seated for a lot longer then. Also, the girls rooms don't have individual sinks and mirrors in front of them. Rather there's a mirror along the wall at the end of the toilets but there's a circular fountain like sink that requires you to step on a pedal and then the water falls onto your hands. There's also several soap dispensers attached to it. Also each of the stalls has a latching door and the privacy is much greater. On the inside of the door are posters of announcements about club meetings, a battle of the bands, and a blood drive coming up. Mistee said that flushing the seat gaskets down has caused some of the toilets to back up.
I never thought much about it before. I guess its interesting to compare bathrooms among various schools. I had no problem getting my pee stream going on the smaller toilets, but the ass gasket got torn quickly when I moved my legs. My morning poo came as fast as it usually does and overall I enjoyed my day at a different school. Miranda liked the bathrooms better, too, but wasn't up to trying the ass gasket.