Alison
New to the forum and going chamber potty.
Hello everyone. I've read many post here while I have been waiting for my chamber potty to be delivered, and today it arrived ^_^. Its not new, but 102 years old. I got a great deal on it from an ebay seller that didn't know how to date the pottery stamp on the bottom. Also, it is likely trimmed with real gold that was common on china from that era. Ever sense I was a little girl, I enjoyed going potty in odd ways.. The toilet was just boring to me. Sometimes I would sneak diapers from my younger cousins, and once I was old enough to drive, bought my own.
I tend to get diaper rashes very easy.. especially if I poo my diapers, that's where the chamber potty will come in handy. In the past I have used toddler sized potty chairs, but they are too small to sit on comfortably.. and only hold about 2 - 3 teetees. I've already tinkled in the chamber pot twice sense I got it this evening and will keep going to see how much it will hold. From the looks of it, I should be able to teetee about 3 more times before it gets my butt wet while sitting on it. Once it gets close to that point, I will push a thick log out my little anus, into my pot of teetee. The anticipation is building in me. Well, I'll let every know tomorrow how things turn out. ^_^
PDX
Good Morning Everyone!!
Nothin' like a good,easy morning poop to get your day started!!
Mr. Clogs
Comment and a questions
Comments:
Mrs. Toilet Trooper: I enjoyed your story about using a funnel to pee into a bottle and pass it around to your friends in the back seat of Coco's car. Keep the posts coming. I was thinking of an old school song called "Pass the Dutchie on the left", you know what I mean. Anyways I enjoy your stories and look forward
Elena: Nice story about going outside to poop and digging a hole with a toy shovel.
Anne: Keep the posts coming, I enjoy your stories too.
Okay now onto my questions. Does anybody keep a cup, bottle, or some kind of container in their bedroom for the purpose of peeing or pooing into? Do you use it in the middle of the night when you have to use the bathroom and too tired to walk to the bathroom and use the toilet, when someone else is in the bathroom using the toilet or taking a shower, or just for the fun and convenience? Also when you're doing using the cup or some kind of container, do you dispose of the piss or poop filled container or cup right after you use it or wait a while to dispose of it? I look forward to your response.
Take Care,
Mr. ClogsEddie
I just had a good time on the toilet. I had an urge to go earlier and I had not been for a while. Later I thought I would go and have a try but the urge had gone. I usually find that I can get the urge back by sitting on the toilet and pushing for a while. I took of my trousers and sat on the toilet.
I like to take my time, a good deep breath, hold and push for about 5 seconds, release then rest for a while and go again. After about 5 pushes I knew I was going to be able to go and had a good strong urge to keep trying. After about 10 pushes a piece was poking out a but going back in between pushes. I let this continue for a while to get things open. A few more pushes and decided I was ready to 'deliver'. I rested for a minute then took an extra deep breath and pushed down and just kept pushing. It probably took about 20 seconds continuous pushing and a good sized piece was out. I rested for a while then did a test push to see if there was some more. There certainly was so I went back to steady pushing. There wasn't much progress at first but after perhaps 5 minutes I knew the next piece would come. I had a rest again and adjusted position then took a good deep breath and bore down hard until it came. I could tell I was nearly done but thought I might be able to do one more piece so I went back to work I had probably been on the toilet for about 20 minutes. The last piece really took its time it didn't feel like it would come but I kept slowly pushing until it felt ready which took quite a while. Resting again before the final effort, I had a quick look down to see what I had already managed to get out. Nothing very sensational but not bad considering I had not even had an urge to go!
I sat back took a few deep breaths then held one leant forward and strained down. Keep going, keep going, Yes its coming, a bit more, Its out. About half an hour on the toilet and a good result!John H
some quick comments
Hey all, just a few comments for this post.
@Elena, enjoyed your early morning outdoor pooping story. Very well written and thanks for sharing.
@Eddie, That sounded like a good clear out you had. Sometimes I can be on the toilet for around the half hour mark also if I have the time.
@rose, hey thanks for your interest. Glad you enjoyed that story.
@oldpoop, hope your wife is doing okay and it sounds like some of the hospital food must have been dodgy. Good you managed to get it all out in a few hours though.
@MasterBlaster, thanks for your comments and certainly taking them on board. I won't be leaving my recorder in the bathroom anymore.
@Mr. Clogs, no problem your questions are always good. I was surprised that you didn't get more feedback on that one, take care.
I think that's all for now.
Hope to post again soon. Take care all, John HCatarina
Pooped in a porta-potty
This weekend was Labor Day, and my town was having a street fair. On Sunday, I visited some vendors and hung out with friends. While I was there, I had to poop. I told my friends that I needed to go to the bathroom, and they both said they did too, so we headed off together. The fair had a bunch of porta-potties set up, which I really hate using, but when you gotta go...
As we approached, most of the potties were in use, but we managed to find a few vacant ones. I went in one, and it was hot and smelly inside. I lowered my jeans and black panties and sat over the hole. I peed for a short while and farted a few times, but even though I had to go, nothing was coming out. I saw a newspaper had been left by someone who had used the potty earlier. Normally, I don't read on the toilet, but with nothing else to do, I decided to pick up the paper and look at it.
After I had farted some more, I felt my hole open and a wide poop started coming out. It hurt a little at the beginning. After that, I had eight or so soft poops snake out one after the other. Then, I got a text from my friend asking where I was. I texted back that I was still in the bathroom and I'd be done soon. That wasn't quite true, as I felt I still had more poop in me, but I didn't want to keep them waiting. I let out one more thin long poop and then wiped myself thoroughly. I used the waterless hand sanitizer provided inside the unit and exited, rejoining my friends.
Later that evening before we left, I went to the porta-potty again. I pushed out two thick short poops and then I felt done.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Elena as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop outside and quite a bit to and I bet you felt alot better afterwards to and probaly refreshed as well and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Jas as always another great story it sounds like you had a good time gassing out your sister and then your mom regonizing your smell lol and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Rose it sounds like you were lucky and probaly gonna have a big poop later please post about it if you do thanks.
To: Megan as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend sophie both had good poops it sounds like yours was pretty good and it sounds like you felt alot better afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story and that sucks that one girl pooped herself cause of those idiots with the laxatives hopefuly they got punished for that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Zach as always another great story about your friend it sounds like she was having the day from hell but at least now she can look back on it and laugh and I look forward to anymore about her you have thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Lisa
woman told not to go into men's restroom at Walmart
When I was in line at Walmart to return something, they were repairing something n the woman's restroom. One woman with a female child started walking into the men's room, but an employee at the return area told the woman not to do that. The woman gave the employee the finger, but I don't think the employee saw that. There is another restroom on the second floor.
Sebastian
Saw my friend's wife
On Saturday, I went to a barbecue at a friend's house. We partied and had too much to eat and definitely far too much to drink. Seeing as no one was legal to drive, I ended up staying the night. The next morning, after I was awake, but before I actually wanted to move from the couch, my friend's wife came out of their room and she went into the bathroom. They're very uninhibited and so she didn't bother closing the door, giving me a good view of her on the toilet.
She sat on the toilet and grabbed a magazine. She sat for a few minutes, turning a page every once in a while, and occasionally she'd scrunch up her face. After a bit, she fanned her hand in front of her nose, and reached behind her for the air freshener and sprayed some around. She went back to reading and sat for a few more minutes. Then she put the magazine away, wiped herself, flushed, washed her hands, and returned to bed.
After she returned to her room, I got up and went to the bathroom. Clearly the air freshener didn't help, as there was still a very heavy poop smell lingering in the room, but now with a hint of mango. I opened the toilet lid and saw that not all of her poop had been flushed away. There were still four good-sized logs. I took in the full effect of her smell, and then flushed the toilet again to see if the logs would go down. It was looking like they weren't going to, but then they did, but left a big streak down the center of the toilet.
Rye Rye
new
hey im a new poster i love to read these stories on here i also love reading the accident stories because i feel like im not the only one whos had an accident. well today i almost had one. i was fishing today and i had a sudden urge to go. i knew i could hold it until i felt my stomach do a complete 360. then i knew i had to find a bathroom soon. i left fishing and drove to a starbucks. they always have a bathroom in there. i run in find the bathroom rip down my pants and boxers and right ass i sit my ass on the toilet wet poop shoots out my butt. the relief felt quite good. as soon as my stomach settled down i wiped a few times. i then looked at my soupy poop water and flushed it. i left felling revealed and went back to fishing. so yeah that my first story ill have more in the future every one else keep the good ones coming!
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Zip
Friends/people you know you would like to see on the can
Is there anyone that you know that you would like to see on the toilet, taking a dump? I wonder why some people I do want to see, while others I don't. I have a good friend I see a few times a year (he lives in another part of the state) that I would like to see taking a crap. Never had the opportunity, though. But other people, like my ex, not so much. The guy I am dating now, maybe. Another friend of mine who I find attractive, not really. Maybe has to do with personality as well as attractiveness. My roommates in my fraternity and I would often crap in front of each other because we had to share the bathroom. One of them, Brad, looked awesome while on the toilet, with his white JC Penney briefs bunched up at his ankles. The others, like Rob and Steve, looked pretty good, too. Also white briefs. I only saw Brett once. That was ok. Colored briefs. They were all very attractive guys with pretty good personalities, too.
I recently sent a friend of mine a couple of vids of me taking a crap. He showed me one sent to him by some random guy, so I ended up making a couple of them for him and apparently, he really liked them! Huh. Hey, I gotta crap and he can watch if he likes.
Elena
Pooping for fun
This morning I decided I would go outside to poop just for fun. I woke up this morning to an urge for a poop. It was like 6:00 and no one in the house was awake so I decided to have a little fun and poop outside. I slipped into my slippers and grabbed some toilet paper and set off. I opened the back door to the fresh morning air and the smell of fresh dew on the grass. I then walked to opened up a long forgotten storage chest and pulled out a toy shovel and walked towards the forest. As I walked I farted with every step. I entered the forest and turned to my left after a few steps. I walked for two or three houses and the found were I wanted to go. It was a small space between three bushes and three trees. It was completely isolated sort of like a natural made room. I could see through the bushes to the backyard of one of our neighbors and I could have my privacy so I set down my tp and got on my knees with the shovel and started to dig. I got down pretty deep when I felt it was okay for my poop. So I took off my slippers and pulled down my pajama pants to my knees. Now I only had my panties on and I pulled those down to my theighs. I turned around to see my hole. I stood over it and just looked around for a couple of minutes before squatting down over it. Immediately I farted, I reached back and felt my throbbing anus. I squatted there for a couple of minuets and then started pushing. Some strange pooping ocured and some crackling and then the tip emerged and I pushed some more. It felt as though it was going smoothly, everything was coming along fine. Then halfway through the log it stopped dead in it's tracks. I pushed but it wouldn't budge. I tried to cut it off but it was not leaving my body. I repositioned my self wich sucked the log up a little and then I pushed again. A small fart escaped and I continued pushing. I applied some pressure on my abdominal area and it seemed to slide out. I farted again and a new poop took the stage this tip emerged and I started peeing. I pushed and the thing came out easy. Three more turds followed and then a chorus of farts. On more small turd came out and I peed again.
Eddie
I just had a good time on the toilet. I had an urge to go earlier and I had not been for a while. Later I thought I would go and have a try but the urge had gone. I usually find that I can get the urge back by sitting on the toilet and pushing for a while. I took of my trousers and sat on the toilet.
I like to take my time, a good deep breath, hold and push for about 5 seconds, release then rest for a while and go again. After about 5 pushes I knew I was going to be able to go and had a good strong urge to keep trying. After about 10 pushes a piece was poking out a but going back in between pushes. I let this continue for a while to get things open. A few more pushes and decided I was ready to 'deliver'. I rested for a minute then took an extra deep breath and pushed down and just kept pushing. It probably took about 20 seconds continuous pushing and a good sized piece was out. I rested for a while then did a test push to see if there was some more. There certainly was so I went back to steady pushing. There wasn't much progress at first but after perhaps 5 minutes I knew the next piece would come. I had a rest again and adjusted position then took a good deep breath and bore down hard until it came. I could tell I was nearly done but thought I might be able to do one more piece so I went back to work I had probably been on the toilet for about 20 minutes. The last piece really took its time it didn't feel like it would come but I kept slowly pushing until it felt ready which took quite a while. Resting again before the final effort, I had a quick look down to see what I had already managed to get out. Nothing very sensational but not bad considering I had not even had an urge to go!
I sat back took a few deep breaths then held one leant forward and strained down. Keep going, keep going, Yes its coming, a bit more, Its out. About half an hour on the toilet and a good result!
Jas
More Farts
Today I was with my kid Sister(which is twelve)We was at her home by ourselves.My Mother had to go out and do laundry.My sister wanted to get the bed sheets and tie them around her bed and to the dresser so she can make a tent.The sheets are low for crawling distance.We stayed under there and talked about things.Then my gut was cramping and I let a warm fart.It almost knocked her out then our Mother came home.she went in the house looking for us.My Mom goes I know you too are in here because I can smell one of your's Farts.
rose
uh oh
so my parents are out for the weekend and i usually would take the time to have some fun, though i havent this weekend. HOWEVER, i have been eating weird stuff, aka tons of sugary snacks. i have also been really gassy lately. so, combine the 2 and.... uh oh. i was making some of the beefy mac stuff (adding some garlic) when i passed gass, only.... yea. fortunately wasnt too much and ive a habbit of wearing a liner, so it was all in that =) whew.
Anon
To 15 y/o constipated for 16 days
Get to an ER ASAP! You are now at a point where serious internal damage can occur. This could include rupture of the intestines and worse. If that happens it leads to very serious, even deadly infections. The fact that it is so hard that you can't get anything between it and the anal sphincter is very troubling.
Anne
I'm glad so many people liked hearing about my trips to the restaraunt bathroom. It's a small, local breakfast/lunch place. I don't plan to stop going there as long as it remains open (and business seems good) so I'm sure there will be more stories from the restroom.
Annie: I really enjoyed hearing about your monster poop. You posted about yours right at the same time I observed the rail-thin girl make a similar super-wide poo. It does seem that very skinny people tend to make giant poops. I'm fascinated by people who can hold it for a a week (give or take a few days) and then have a slow-emerging extra-wide poop as their normal way of going. I'm actually jealous of people that can comfortably go a week in between poops because I'm always having to find a bathroom for my strong daily urges. I don't remember ever having gone longer than skipping a single day between poops. And when I do skip that day...watch out, it's going to be a large poop with a super-strong urge to go.
So far my pregnancy hasn't had much of an effect on my bladder/bowels, but my girlfriends assure me this will change soon. I'm only around a month along; so far the main change has been my urine is much smellier. I've talked with several friends and they concurred their pee had a similar change when pregnant. They also said I should expect my urge to pee will get more frequent and my urge to poo far less frequent. We shall see...
Boston Gal
Comments re: SHOCKING and diapers
Hello all. I'm a 29 girl from Massachusetts. I've been known to wet my bed after a night out with the girls. We can get a little crazy. Its a little embarrassing and I thought I was alone until now.
To SHOCKING: it's happened to me like I said. Sounded like you had an accident. The jet lag and alcohol was probably the cause. If I'm exhausted I just stay away from alcohol or I will probably have an accident.
To diapers: I wear them too sometimes. Definitely comes in handy. And don't worry. It's ok to like them. I get a kick out of them. Kind of cute and comfy.
That's all for now. Byes.Suzi
Constipation on holiday (belated reply to JK)
Travel overseas, foreign food, preoccupation with other things all can conspire to stop up your bowels. Which may be part of the reason why I've never trabelled overseas as an adult.
For me, holidays (vacations) as a child seemed to be completely dominated by (mum and dad's) anxiety over (my) bowels. Some of the first words in foreign languages I learned to recognise (including in French, which shouldn't be a "foreign" language to me) were the words for "pharmacy" and "suppository" and "constipated".
Any memories of good times are completely eclipsed by memories of suppository and soap-stick insertions. And when at the beach, at the swimming pool, out shopping...there will still have been the cloud of unease hanging over me as to whether my parents were going to descend on me with the butt bullets. Or when, not if. Now and then I'd spend a few hours stewing over mum's (usually it was her) threat that if I hadn't done a good doodoo before (x)pm I was going to have a suppository forced up my screaming refusing shitter. Or as soon as we'd got to the hotel when we arrived, she'd hustle me to the bathroom determined to "doo" me now ("doo" as verb, as in "milk" a cow). It didn't matter if she didn't have any "jelly bullets" on hand, there was always the soap. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't make a point of auditioning every pat of hotel soap up her two daughters' sorry smellholes. (Yes, my sister had to suffer it all, too).
Ryan
Hardwood
Hey all,
The other day I was out with a lady friend of mine, and we were out for a walk along a trail. Off the trail there was some benches. Taking a rest, we sat on a bench for about 15-20 minutes. Suddenly, without warning, she farted on the bench. I could hear and feel it. It was a two-parter deep putt type of a blast. She said "Ya, sorry I farted." I'm sure my face was in a stat eof shock (not disgust) because she smiled after that. I verbally brushed it off like it was nothing tho.
Speaking of farts, the other day I had some spicy pizza with hot sauce on it. I can handle spice, it just might make me gassy after. I farted so often, I had to poop. There wasn't a need or an urge, but i guess all the pressure and what not coming caused a few small slightly firm chunks to come out plopping into the toilet. I went to the bathroom to poop after I felt a little 'extra' something move down. It was clean too, only needed 1 wipe, if that.
Now for some comments before I go....
Heidi - oh for the noise comment I meant the poop itself. Iknew the gas was loud but wasn't sure if in your story you meant that the poop had noise too. Also, for 25th story: sounds like you had a good log come out there. I've been fortunate in that if I get any wide ones they don't hurt my butt.
Anne - wow another post from that restaurant! you must keep going there...and hopefully eat lots to give us more stories here! :)
Catarina - sounds like you and the other girl had terrific varying poops!
Brie - wow that was a big long thick poop you did! Hope you're back to normal after that one.
Melissa - wow, keep eating that fiber!
Megan - wow, what a massive dump you did. Coffee usually gets me to poop too. Not neccessairil big, but a need that quickly arrives!