Lauren
Movie Theater Pees
I know I just posted, but Katrina's post made me remember something back from college. I had a friend named Deb who was also my dorm roommate for a few semesters. We went to school in a small town and each weekend we would drive about thirty minutes into the surrounding larger town to go shopping and catch a movie. I knew Deb pretty well. We were roommates after all and at home she showed no interest in peeing in weird places or peeing really at all. But for some reason Deb loved to pee in the seats at the movies. At first she did not say anything to me. I did notice though that she never peed before we left for town and never peed while we were out shopping, or after the movie on the way home. We would be gone all day sometimes and I thought it was strange, especially because I always made it a point to stop in the bathroom before the movie started, I do not remember how I caught on, but eventually I knew that Deb would hold her pee all day, drink a lot at the theater, and when she could not hold it anymore, lift her skirt and pee into her seat (she always wore skirts and no panties when we went out to the movies.)
I went along with it and one day she asked me to try it. I was young and interested in peeing in weird places (this was before I started car peeing) so I agreed. I put on a skirt and left the house having to pee a little. It was a hot day out so we were both drinking a lot of water and by the time we got to the movies I was bursting. I tried to back out and use the bathrooms, but Deb would not let me. I was excited and nervous all at the same time. We took seats at the very back and as soon as I sat down I did not want to do it anymore. I felt bad for the people who would have to clean it up and was not comfortable destroying property that was not mine. By then the movie had started and it was one I really wanted to see so I tried to wait a little longer, at least through the beginning so I would not be confused the whole time. I had my legs crossed and my hand in my crotch. Soon I realized I would never make it all the way out the theater and to the bathrooms on the other side without peeing myself. I was going to pee right here in my seat and knew I did not have any other options. I tried to keep holding on but a second later a squirt escaped and I felt my entire bladder spasm and release. I sat there, pee streaming down my legs and puddling into my seat. I soon realized that if I put my feet up on the chair in front of me, it would tilt my seat back enough to contain the pee and not run onto the floor. When I was done peeing I felt sticky and gross. I barely concentrated on the rest of the movie, and when it was over I left without meeting the eyes of the staff waiting to clean.
I never peed in the movies again and soon Deb and I lost contact. I have always felt bad though and wondered about the people who came in the theater after us. Does anyone know if the staff who cleans between people check the seats? Or did some unsuspecting person sit down in my pee filled chair? These are questions I have always wondered about.Nikki
Bad Experience with Mexican Food.
Hey guys, it's Nikki again.
I'm back with another story.
My friend Jessica, her boyfriend and I just took a trip to Panama City last week. The second day, we went to the beach. After that, we decided to eat at a Mexican restaurant. I already had a snack earlier that day so I didn't eat much. When we get back to the hotel, Jessica and I really had to go to the bathroom and she complained that her stomach feeling weird and she had to shit and I told her I really had to pee. She was like, "You go first, I'll wait." We went to our room and I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could. As I was peeing, Jessica was taking off tank top, shorts and bathing suit. She had to shit so badly that I didn't flush the toilet after I peed. She ran to the toilet and was taking a huge dump and was farting very loudly. I went in to check on her to see if she was okay and told her to lay down and rest so her stomach can try and calm down but her stomach didn't calm down because 20 minutes later, she had to go again and this dump was bigger. 1 hour later, she went again but this time it was diarrhea. 45 minutes later, diarrhea again and the next day, 4 more times. I was getting pretty worried about her. This reminded me of what happened to me the day after I went camping.Beaver
First Two Stories
Hey everyone. I've come across this site recently and decided I should post my own stories. I don't have too many memorable moments but I do remember two somewhat recent ones. Anyway, before I do that, I'm going to say a bit about myself. I'm about 5'6'', brown hair, actually, everything about me is brown aside from my skin. In that case, I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm going into 10th grade, and I got my nickname of beaver in grade 5 when some random kid said my hair felt like a beaver's on the fieldtrip to the beaver dame near our school. Ever since then, my friends have called me beaver and the rest is history.
As for the first story, I was walking home from school about a month before it ended, and I noticed a girl that I kinda like in front of me about 20 steps. I noticed as I walked that she was holding her stomach and walking kinda slow. Anyway, she lives about two blocks from my house in the same direction we were both going, so I walked up beside her and started a conversation. As soon as I got up to her she stopped holding her stomach and looked embarrassed. I didn't say anything, but I could tell it was awkward for her. Anyway, about halfway home (the walk takes a total of about 30 minutes), she looked really uncomfortable. I finally mentioned it and she said she was fine she just needed a bathroom. I asked her why she didn't go at school and appearently it was closed from 3:00-3:15 for cleanings after a vandalism. When we passed the forest near our houses, we were about 15 minutes away still, I suggested she go into the forest and I would make sure no one came up on her. She agreed, nervously, I noticed. I helped her find a spot and she began to squat. I felt awkward being there but happy at the same time. After about a 10 second pause of me hearing nothing I heard her pull up her pants and say "I can't" I felt disappointed but didn't push it (haha, puns) since I knew she was in a tough spot. I told her she could use my bathroom and she thanked me, once we got to my house she started unbuttoning her jeans before we even opened the door. I said nothing and let her in, she quickly ran into the house and then ran back out (mind you, without pants on, still underwear though) and asked where the bathroom was. I laughed and directed her there, then continued to laugh to myself about her not having pants (She's always been funny like that, just never cares about peoples opinions). After she got out about 10 minutes later, she called me into the bathroom. She showed me her load and it took up all the water in the bowl. (We don't have too much water, but still a decent amount). I laughed and told her not to worry about it and I would find a way to get rid of it (which involved a water bucket and 10 minutes of plunging). We've been close since then, and I will post more on her later.
Second story was with another person, only its shorter and less eventful. I was talking with a girl I knew on the phone (just friends), and she later said that she would be right back cause she had to pee. I said okay and she came back about 30 seconds later. Before I could even comment on her speed she said "Nevermind, I have to crap so I'll just take the phone with me". I couldn't hear much but she sounded constipated, always grunting and stuff. She took so long that we ended our call before she was done.
Jas
Bathroom Dreams 3
I always keep having the same dream that I am at wal-mart,I go in the bathroom and in the big stall it always contains two toilets(in one stall)And one dream I was in the Wal-Mart bathroom and the toilets all had crap in them and beer cans.
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Hey. It's Toilet Trooper Ebony here with some replies and answers to Shane's survey. By the way, I apologise for any misspellings and typops ion my posts. I know might definitely have some because I'm very drunk right now and it's hard to see the keyboard and proofread.
To Lauren: Thank you for answering my question and then some. I look forward to your future posts.
Now, Shane's survey.
Gender: Female
Age: 20
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?:
-The longest I have been constipated was three weeks, I think. It happened in middle school.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?:
-I'm constipated as we speak.
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?:
-Yes.
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?:
-Yes, I have helped about every member of my immediate family.
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?:
-Yes.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?:
-Yes I have. My doctor always recommended me some topical cures like fruits, fibre tablets, and prune juice.
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?:
-I usually let out a shriek against my will. The loudness of the shriek depends on how hard I strain. The shriek often gets a lot of reactions when I do it with others around, with some people laughing or either asking me if I'm alright. Funny shit.
8. What is the longest it's ecer taken you to poop while constipated?:
-I think the longest I took on the toilet when constipated was about 30 minutes because I wanted to try getting it all out.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?:
-Yes. That even happen when I'm not constipated.
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?:
-Yes. Encouragement gives me the will to push out all the stubborn pieces of shit.
And yes, I did enjoy your first survey. It was fun. Please post more surveys when you think of more questions.
Thanks,
Ebony
Lex
My Poos
Hey toiletstool, you may have seen my post from a few months ago, but i'm back and will be posting much more. And I do have some very good stories to share. So lately I've been taking some pretty normal poos, but some were a bit sticky and slimy. You know, the long ones that leave a big mess on your butt? But lately I've noticed something, I've been really gassy lately, and my farts smell really really really bad worse than ever. (My farts are normally terrible. You'd never expect such nasty farts from such a hot girl.) But my bf doesn't normally care anyways, most of the time he can handle the smell, even if it's really bad. It sure doesn't stop me from farting on his face hahah! Well he does it to me so i do it to him! If anything it makes farting on him better, cuz it smells so bad, he might not want to do it to me anymore. But I've also noticed that my poop has been exceptionally smellier also, like rancid smelly, so smelly i've gagged on occasion, and it is occasionally green, keep in mind i'm only 18, what could be the cause of this? No change in diet really. I do eat healthy though. I've heard that could make poo and farts smelly. But really, my farts always smell absolutely terrible, enough to make eyes water sometimes hahah, but my poop never really smells bad....
I also have a new story:
So, I was going horseback riding, because I love animals, but there is sooo much bouncing, it's a killer on my butt, so anyways, about halfway up the trail, I farted, good thing I was alone because it was sooooo loud and sounded bubbly, but it immediately smelled soooo bad like rotten meat and poop. I felt bad for the horse. :(
One last story then I'll post tomorrow:
I was in my house, sitting on the couch, when I farted and it was really loud, but I laughed because it was muffled by the couch and made a funny sound. It didn't smell too bad, for me anyways, but out of curiosity (I'm a gross girl.) I decided to smell the cushion, BAD DECISION! It was the worst smell, like the couch captured and preserved all of the smells of my colon and large intestine, and held them all in so my terrible fart could never be released to the world, because everyone would have died. What the hell did I eat to make me fart this bad? hahah. bye!
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Katrina (free pooper) as always another great set of stories your first one it was lucky your friend had that popcorn tub handy and it sounds like it was a pretty good poop to and great story about you pooping and peeing in your exs car it sounds like that was a good one to and I bet he was surprised lol and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Christine In FL as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend Lidsey had a very bad night hopefully felt better fast and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tori as always another great story and it sounds like karma wasnt on your side that day well it happens to everyone at some point just the universes way of showing we are human lol and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Karen well thats a tough choice maybe you could and call a it treat for all your hard work that way you wont feel as guilty about ruining your diet temporarly and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Observant Guy as always another great story it sounds like your wife really had to go and you got see and haer and smell it and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Luke great story about you helping friend Jenny poop it sounds like she really had to go alot and lucky for her you were there to help her out shes very lucky to have a friend like you who is always there to help in her time of need and I bet she felt alot better and lighter to after finaly getting all that poop out and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Giordana first welcome to the site and great story about your depserate poop it sounds like you were just miliseconds away from an accident but at least you made no thanks to that rude lady hopefully she will learn to be nicer to people in desperate situations and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Musician great story about your girlfriend peeing outside.
To: Mini great peeing story at least nobody saw you accident and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Hey. It's Toilet Trooper Ebony here with some replies and answers to Shane's survey.
To Lauren: Thank you for answering my question and then some. I look forward to your future posts.
Now, Shane's survey.
Gender: Female
Age: 20
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?:
-The longest I have been constipated was three weeks, I think. It happened in middle school.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?:
-I'm constipated as we speak.
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?:
-Yes.
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?:
-Yes, I have helped about every immediate family member.
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?:
-Yes.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?:
-Yes I have. My doctor always recommended me some topical cures like fruits, fibre tablets, and prune juice.
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?:
-I usually let out a shriek against my will. The loudness of the shriek depends on how hard I strain. The shriek often gets a lot of reactions when I do it with others around, with some people laughing or either asking me if I'm alright. Funny shit.
8. What is the longest it's ecer taken you to poop while constipated?:
-I think the longest I took on the toilet when constipated was about 30 minutes because I wanted to get it all out.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?:
-Yes. That even happens when I'm not constipated.
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?:
-Yes. Encouragement gives me the will to push out all the stubborn pieces of shit.
And yes, I did enjoy your first survey. It was fun. Please post more surveys when you think of more questions.
Thanks,
EbonyAnne
Poop in a Portajohn
I was at an outdoor rock concert recently and was eating food from the concessions which must have lubed up my bowels because soon after I got a very strong urge to have a bowel movement. So I went and got in line for the portajohns, which there were 10 of in a row with like 3 or 4 people waiting to use each one. I stood in line for like 5 minutes but it seemed an eternity. I was genuinely afraid I was going to poop my panties. I finally got in one and the seat was totally sprayed with pee, and there was no toilet paper to wipe it off with either. So I hiked up my sundress and pulled my panties to my knees (plain cotton bikini briefs from a 3 pack) and hovered maybe 6 inches over the seat. I relaxed and with no effort whatsoever a long poop exited me very quickly. It felt wide and I'd guess it was at least a foot long from what I could see between my legs as it fell rapidly into the hole. It took like 10 seconds to come out and after I immediately peed a strong stream for like 30 seconds, which unlike the other women using the facility actually went straight into the hole without spraying the seat. I could feel such great relief that I was almost light headed. Well that and it was hot, must have been near 100 degrees in the portajohn. So I was sweaty but mightily relieved. Of course, being that there wasn't any toilet paper, I couldn't wipe, so I just said "oh well" to myself and pulled my panties back up, let my dress down and exited the facility. The whole thing took about 2 minutes. As I exited a college-age girl quicky entered and I could hear frantic peeing within a few seconds, before I even had a chance to walk away from the toilets. I enjoyed the rest of the day just fine and didn't have to use the toilet again until I got home later that evening. My panties were pretty badly stained from the combination of being sweaty and having a poopy butt all evening. It wasn't even like a conventional skidmark, more like an amorphous brown blob that was so gross I just threw my underwear in the trash. They smelled pretty bad too, strangely enough it was a scent like cow manure on the air in the country, and it took me by suprise and I laughed as I wrinkled my nose and tossed them in the trash. I immeditely showered afterward. I had a great time that evening, but I think I'll make a point of trying to poop beforehand the next time I go to an event like that.Lauren
Alexis pees in my car
Hi everyone. I don't know if anyone remembers, but awhile back I posted about a coworker of mine named Alexis. I used to to work in a small office and when someone used the bathroom, everyone could hear. Alexis was new and I heard her pee into a trashcan once. I told the story once, bust basically she figured out we could hear and began to pee in the toilet. I always wondered why she peed in the trash can but never asked. Well, I do not work anymore and have not seen Alexis since I quit. She called me the other day to ask how I was doing and said she wanted to go out to lunch. I agreed and met her at a local restaurant. My girls were with their dad so it was nice to be alone with a friend for a change. We ate, drank, and talked and soon I noticed Alexis seemed a bit fidgety. She was acting like my daughters did when they had to pee. I asked her if she needed to use the bathroom and she looked embarrassed that I noticed. She told me she did but would wait because she hated public restrooms. She always felt they were so dirty. Feeling brave, I asked if her if that was why she peed in the trashcan at work. Again she looked embarrassed to be caught, but finally admitted that yes, that was why. She said she also loves peeing in weird places and often times won't even use the toilet at home. I suddenly got an idea and asked her to follow me to my car. I unlocked it and told her to go ahead and pee into the seats. At first she did not believe me, but I showed her the stain where me and my girls have peed and explained to her we do it all the time. I even told her I would go with her. We climbed in the very back and pulled our pants down. Once we were seated side by side I began to pee right away. I guess I had to go and didn't even know. it took Alexis a minute longer, but soon she began to pee too. I could hear it hissing into the seat. I soon finished my pee and waited for Alexis to stop. But she peed and peed for what seemed like hours. Her eyes were closed and she seemed to really be enjoying herself. When she was finally done she thanked me and told me how much fun it was. I told her she could pee in my car anytime she wanted.
Now to answer some questions: Joshua, I am happily married to a great guy. He does not pee in the car with me, but has been there many times when I have done it as well as our kids. His only rule is that they are not allowed to in his car but does not mind at all in mine.
Karen: Use the olive garden gift card to treat your friends. A big bm is not worth the risk of you relapsing. Besides, you could make yourself really sick and have liquid poop and vomit, not a big bm and be miserable. Besides, it will be much more fun with friends than sitting there eating alone.
Well that is it for now. I will try to post more often.
Laurencaitlin
response to shanes survey
Gender: female
Age: 19
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?: probably about 5-6 days. my mom gave me a suppository and vaseline and it finally came out
2. When was the last time you were constipated?: about a month ago
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?: when i was a little girl and ive been close a few times when it really hurts
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?: just a couple of my girl friends
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?: yes my mom and my girl friends
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?: no
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?: i take really deep breaths and groan, strain and grunt
8. What is the longest it's ecer taken you to poop while constipated?: about an hour or so
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?: yes and i hate it! finally get it to come out a bit and it gets stuck!
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?: just my mom and my girl friends, i do the same for them. we like the company when we go anyways constipated or not.
Out of curiosity I'm wondering if anyone on here knows the words for pee poop, piss and shit and the parts they come out of in Portuguese and the words for the bathroom or restroom, I just curious
Joshua
Katrina
Wish you where a friend of mine you seem like you have loads of fun at movies and such. Don't suppose you live anywhere near Tennessee do ya? Two questions first did you throw the bucket away after the movie was over or did you leave it for someone to find and second did you ever hear what happened when your X found his car?
Punk Rock Girl
Howzitgoin?
Haven't posted in a while, because, frankly, my ass has been a happy camper lately. It's been smooth sailing as far as my bowels are concerned. My dumps are usually either huge and rock hard or gloppy mush, but lately I've been having surprisingly normal loads easing their way out. Been nice.
Nothing lasts forever, they say. I had a near disaster at work yesterday. While pouring myself some coffee, I felt the need to pass gas and when I did, I sharted a little bit. My buns clenched together and caught it before it made it all the way to my underpants. I waddled to the bathroom entered a stall, dropped my pants and sat. One very loud, wet fart later and a huge glob of mushy shit blasted out of my ass and hit the water like an asteroid hitting the ocean.
It took about ten wipes and three flushes before my bottom was clean. I returned to the kitchen to retrieve my coffee and returned to my desk. About an hour later, I was on the toilet again with diarrhea. Sexy, huh?
My poor butt. It was so happy up until yesterday. :(
Peace!
PRGDesperateSi
Heading for constipation
Hi there all. I'm a middle aged male and have posted here many years ago (can't remember under what name). My poo's are normaly very big and I go on a regular basis. I eat loads of fruit and high fibre cereal and my biggest dump is normally at about 5.30am GMT. I curled out a rather large one this morning with very little effort and filled the bowl, it didn't smell bad either. Thing is I'm tired of eating healthy and I fancy a day off so I have eaten a lot of hard cheese and chocolate today. I love cheese and can eat it happily all day but I know I will pay the price tomorrow when I can't poop. Last time this happened it took me ten minutes to grunt out a hard fat turd about 7" in length. I kinda like the heavy feeling of having a butt full of poop, so i will post tomorrow and let you all know if I'm constipated and for how long. So far I have had about four chocolate bars and and awful lot of cheese so I probably will be, also I am driving all day so I won't be able to use the toilet!
Happy poopin
DesperateSiLex
Answers to Shane's Survey
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?: For about three days. I just eventually pooped it out I guess, lol.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?: I don't know, not for a long time. I normally have healthy poops.
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?: Yes! It hurt my little butthole so bad!
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?: Nah, I'm not the helping type lol.
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?: No, but I had to use fingers once, ew.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?: No, but I'm sure they would've just given me laxatives and I would poo my brains out.
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?: A lot of grunting, and farting.
8. What is the longest it's ever taken you to poop while constipated?: Maybe half an hour.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?: Yes, but then I just clench my buttcheeks, cutting off the piece of poop currently stuck out of my anus, and making it fall into the water, with a satisfying splash, knowing it is right where it belongs with all my other poop in a nice pile.
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?: My BF does sometimes lol, but most of the time it smells too bad for him, hahah!
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Katrina (Free Pooper)
Secret Shit
Hello again! I'm back to talk about two of my most recent dumps. I decided it would be exciting to continue going outside the bathroom, but also outside my house.
My first story is when I went to the movie theater with my friend Kathryn. I hadn't shit in about four days and I had been having small cramps in my lower ???? all day. We got an extra large popcorn and two sodas and went into our theater. We had gone about a quarter-way into the movie when I started feeling alot of pressure and I knew I wasn't going to make it. I asked Kathryn what I should do and without missing a beat, she dumped out all the popcorn out of the big tub and said "Go in this." We were in the farthest row up and it was dark, so I had no complaints.
I quickly but quietly pulled off my pants and underwear, scooted my butt a little off the seat with the tub under it and just relaxed. I started to feel a big shit come out of me, but it was really taking its time. I grunted, groaned and pushed for about three minutes before it came out and fell with a thud into the tub. A thinner piece followed the first and two more after that. My only problem is that after I poop, I almost always have to pee, too. I stood up and squatted behind the seats in front of us and over the tub. I let my stream flow into the tub. It made a loud hissing noise and I'm sure the people in front of us knew what I was doing, but I didn't care. I pissed for about a minute before I stopped. Kathryn handed me some napkins so I could wipe myself. I threw the paper into the tub and slid it under the seat next to me. The smell was strong, but I ignored it until the movie ended.
As we left, I could see people looking behind their seats to where I had been shitting and peeing. I really think they knew. Oh, well.
My second story is a bit more funny. I had recently broken up with this guy who had cheated on me with another girl, and I was dying for some payback. I had the spare key to his car still, something he had forgotten to take back and that's when I had a nasty little idea. I went to his house and waited until he walked to work a few blocks away one night. I unlocked his car, took off my pants and undies and climbed into the driver's seat.
I sat down, put the seat all the way back and lifted my legs. I immediately began to pee all over his dashboard. I was laughing the whole time at the look on his face when he saw this. Once I was done, I squatted in the seat and started to poop in it. A big, steamy log worked its way out of my ass and coiled itself on the seat. It was at least 10 inches long and about 2 inches thick. I was proud.
I did the same thing to the passenger's seat and the back seats of his car. I had brought some toilet paper with me, so I wiped with that and threw them into the glove compartment. I got out, put my pants back on and walked away. I think me and him are even now.
Those are my stories. I hope you all liked them!Christine in FL
My friend Lindsey and I went out to a restaurant. Everything looked really good, and I didn't know what I wanted, so I ended up ordering a soup, a steak, and also a spinach salad. Lindsey, who watches what she eats more than I do, just got a salad. The two of us finished our meals and also opted to get dessert. We both got big bowls of frozen yogurt, and headed of for the night. Since my husband and sons were gone, I decided to spend the night and Lindsey's. The two of us popped in a movie and started watching. About halfway through, my stomach began to get uncomfortable, but I knew I had eaten too much, so I just undid my pants and massaged my swelling belly a little bit. About twenty minutes later, I noticed Lindsey squirming as well, and asked if she was okay. She told me that something she had eaten wasn't agreeing with her. She belched several times, then darted over to the sink where she threw up a little bit. Since neither of us was feeling very well, I suggested that we just go to bed. Lindsey agreed. Around eleven at night, Lindsey got up and moaned loudly, "I'm going to try and get rid of what's hurting me" she said. She went over to the bathroom, and I followed her in. She slipped her panties down to her knees and sat on the toilet, sort of hunched over with her arms around her belly. She grunted and pushed several times before a torrent of diarrhea came out of her. It was mostly all liquid and an ugly green color. She wiped and flushed. "My belly is still hurting," she admitted, "but I can't get any more out now, so I'm just going back to bed." My stomach wasn't doing so well either, it felt bloated and full of gas, and I knew I was going to end up having diarrhea as well. And hour later, Lindsey was back in the bathroom having another wave of diarrhea into the toilet. I could hear it splattering onto the bowl and her moaning in pain. Suddenly, my stomach began to cramp and I felt the urge to fart. I did, and it was wet. Immediately, I hurried over to her bathroom, holding my butt. "I need to go!" I said frantically. Lindsey told me she felt too sick to get off the toilet. I couldn't hold it, I climbed into the tub and let out a gush of wet diarrhea into it. The two of us were sick pretty much all night.Zip
I was visiting a buddy this past weekend and was taking a crap and ran out of paper. I sent him a text asking for some paper. He came to the door and knocked on it. I said go ahead and come on in, I don't mind. He opened the door and handed me a roll while I was sitting on the can. I was wearing a t-shirt and had my red briefs and grey shorts at my ankles. He smiled and said "here you go". I've known him for 20 years and its the first time he's seen me like that.Tori
Hi its Tori with another story
I was reading some posts on here when i got a sudden urge to shit and also piss. My only toilet was clogged and i really needed to go so i looked around and i saw a row of bushes in my yard so i ran outside and started to squat and it just all came out in my green shots and white panties i had diarrhea so my clothes were soaking wet i went inside and threw my shorts and panties away and took a shower
Tori
Ryan
Shane's Survey - Quick Post
Hey all, Ryan here again...will post more later on, promise!
Wanted to do Shane's survey:
Gender: M
Age: 26
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it? It usually takes me 1-5 minutes to poop, 5-10 at the most...this could be due to ammount or size / texture of my poop.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?: hmm...maybe about a month ago?
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated? nope. note: my constipation is never 'sever' - needing an hour, or exlax / enema to help with for example.
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated? Nope but I wouldn't mind if they were female!
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out? Nope. I can get my own out, just takes a wee bit longer than usual.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? Never been that bad.
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated? Sometimes my poop will crackle out (or my bum does), a lil "UH!' or 'AH!' as i push (like exercise kind of), and I may have a fart or two.
8. What is the longest it's ecer taken you to poop while constipated? no longer than 15 min, prolly closer to 10 tho.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt? Sometimes. Usually not tho, as once it starts to come out, gravity does its thing (whether I'm constipated or no)
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop? I wouldn't say no if they were female. [reason why I listed 'female', is because i'm straight guy, and aside from doctor visits, i prefer women to see me in a state of undress ;D)
Helen: Did you happen to see how much / how large Pamela's load was? That sounds like quite the load you yourself did! Did you 'finish' later, or did the need go away?
Shortie: love the descriptions and 'sounds' when you post about yourself and other ladies...detail is much appreciated!
That's it for now, more soon!Karen
Olive Garden Gift Card, what to do? Big Turd? or Health?
Should I use it to make a big turd, or should I spread the wealth?
Hi, well today was my last day at my temp job (driving a cement mixer), my company in appreciation for doing a great job presented me with an Olive Garden gift card worth $100, for, as my supervisor put it, not complaining about being assigned one of the few remaining crappy old non air conditioned, double-stick transmission trucks in the fleet, being an hour early each morning and helping out before scheduled deliveries, and working overtime and weekends without complaint, and for never missing a day and that the guys liked having me around. He said I was a rare find being able to drive a double stick transmission, we're getting rare as they don't make trucks like that anymore, the new trucks have a thingamajingy on a single gear shift stick. He wants me back again if I ever want to work there again.
I need your advice: Now, I could take that gift card and go healthy, meaning that I could invite three of my neighbors out to lunch and we could just get a salad and an appetizer.
OR, I could take the card and treat myself to a big blowout meal, sky's the limit, but then one of two things would happen; I could either possibly relapse into bulimia (I had an eating disorder many years ago, but I've beaten it), or I could just accept my pants being tight for a week, eat all that white flour pasta and cheese and desserts and produce ONE HECK OF A BM, but of course that would set me back at least a week in my dieting efforts. White flour, fat, cheese, rich sauce, and sugar in the same meal is pretty much asking to go up a pants size. I'm just afraid that I might be tempted to purge it to avoid the inevitable weight gain. I love Italian but I don't like thunder thighs and a badonkadonk, know what I mean?
Need your advice. I'll go with the majority vote.
-Karen
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
All Pisses & 7's
Yo. It's ya girl Ebony with another story. In May 2011, I browsed the internet searching for concerts my favourite music artists had in Charlotte. When I learned none of my primary favourite artists toured in Charlotte, I saw a tour date for Tech N9ne, a rapper from Kansas City. Tech N9ne had a listing for a concert in Charlotte on July 26th at the Tremont Music Hall for his "All 6's & 7's" album tour. Because I loved Tech N9ne's music, I saved the concert date on my cell phone's calendar. My hubby Brandon heard his music, but he stayed home since he hated Tremont Music Hall. Not long after I returned from the House of Horror, with more information on page 2188, "the clique," best friends Amy, Sharon, and Jalisa, joined me at the concert on July 26th. After we filled the gas tank and rotated a fat ganja blunt in the parking lot, we lined up by the building in 90° weather. When entered the building, I handed the clerk $26 and my ID. To my horror, he told me thrice to dispose my Hawaiian Punch jug before entering. I begged him to allow the drink, assuring him it was only juice, and he couldn't resist my charm. "Okay. I'll let you keep it this once only because you're so cute." He called me "cute." How sweet of him, almost sweet as the red rum that he allowed a 19-year-old to sneak in the concert using a Hawaiian Punch jug.
The music hall appeared to be formerly an old warehouse. However, the bad part was the place had no air conditioner on a 90° day. Nonetheless, acts before Tech N9ne were great, especially Stevie Stone. My friends and I danced our asses off to the music as everyone sweated puddles, turning the place into Onion (or Skunk) Music Hall. As we partied to the different songs by different artists, I took big rum sips. Hours later, when Tech N9ne hit the stage, the liquor fully kicked in, and my bladder begged for emptying. Thus, I sacrificed my spot near stage to use the latrine, but around that time, guys moshed and pushed me, so I escaped the mosh pit to the back because I almost lost my balance . . . and life. "Hey Black girl?" a female voice shouted from behind me. I slowly turned around and my drunken blur cleared, revealing a heavily tattooed White girl that looked 21, 24 tops, with her face painted. She was a juggalette. "Yeah?" I said. "Do you drink?" she asked. "Is the Pope Catholic?" I said, slurring my words and even I barely understood myself. She laughed. "Well, I should have known because you seem drunk as hell." I just mumbled something, maybe something like "I'm not drunk." Big lie. "Do you want to play a drinking game with us?" She pointed to two other chicks identical to her, along with a well-built White guy, also tattooed.
"You know it," I said, thinking I could win the drinking game due to my drinking experience. I must have forgotten I was already drunk to begin with. "Okay! Let's get started!" she said. "The game goes like this. We all name a Tech N9ne album and if he performs a song from that album, everybody that guesses wrong must take big drinks. The first one drunk loses. Let's put some money on it." I thought, "Do they know what they got themselves into? They challenged the great drinker Toilet Trooper Ebony to a drinking game to lose all their cash. What idiots." I constantly named Tech N9ne albums and, although I do not remember exactly what albums I named, I remember that I failed miserably because I ran out of rum. The other girls and the guy did not even take many sips, as they predicted most songs correctly. I then got drunker than previously until I fell backward, but the girl caught me and kissed my cheek for some reason, which didn't seem as weird when drunk. "Whoa!" she exclaimed. "You ran out and you're drunker than all of us combined! You lose!" I stumbled and squinted through the blur. "Since you lost, that would be $26, the price of my admission, and you have to pay up, now!" Not only did my bladder seem like a water balloon, but the fact that I was broke did not help either.
"Uh-oh." I said, "I will be right back. I have to use the latrine." As I walked slowly to the latrine, trying not to wet my shorts and fall on anyone, the girl said, "She's trying to get away!" and grabbed me, but I slipped on a puddle, causing me to fall backward. As the girl helped me up, others stared with smirks, and a guy shouted, "She's pissing her pants!" Through my drunken blur, indeed, the piss trickled down my legs for maybe 40 seconds and reached my feet, and made a puddle on the floor right under me. The piss exposed my privates through my white shorts and panties quite impressively. Those nearby stared at my wet camel toe, pointed at it, and laughed their asses off. "Ew!" the girl said as she backed away to avoid getting piss on her. I sifted for the clique in the crowds, but the girl stopped me. She asked me for the $26, but I said I was broke. The next thing I knew, I woke up in Jalisa's house with the worst hangover. I wondered how I got there and Jalisa told me they saw me passed out in the back in my own piss puddle, so they took me there to clean me up, put some clean clothes on me, and let me recover. Although I never saw the entire concert, I wound up literally pissy drunk passed out in my own piss. Best party ever.Ryan
Chapters Crap
Hey all, Ryan here.
Today was a good day. There was a meeting at work and I got to go home early because of that...gotta love the government! Anyway, because of the shortened day, I ate my lunch at a mall after I was done for the day. As I was finishing, I felt a slight, minor urge to take a dump, but it wasn't strong and faded.
After lunch I'd decided to head to our national bookstore, Chapters. Along the way (it was about 2 blocks away) the urge returned, stronger. Of course there was quite a few people downtown, and I had to wait for a light. My ass was opening and closing from time to time, and I feel that the poop wanted out...i did a few quick putt farts as a result of my ass opening and closing.
I got to the bathroom, chose the handicap stall, and start down. After a brief piss, the turd slithered out of me with not a sound...it needed a minor push to get started, tho. There was a 'tick' or 'plip' sound toward the end. when I stood to wipe, I saw that it was a single, long, soft log that disappeared down the bend, and curled a bit in the bowl. There were two smaller pieces, hence the noise at the end I guess. Wiping was messy - it took 4 wipes, the first 2 of which the paper was smeared and smelly. Feeling relieved, I flushed down a full bowl.
Next post I'll tell you about Natasha, my first ex-g/f whom I hard (and smelt) fart once, and listened on her taking a poop...
Katrina (Free Pooper) - shitting in the popcorn tub was risky! I bet the projectionist had a decent view tho! Note to posters: don't piss her off, just ask her ex! Hope you are better in terms of that now, btw.
Christine - hope you and your friend are better!
Karen - *I* say splurge...one heck of a BM..i may be biased here, haha, but if it's to recover from 'one bad night' in terms of your body plans, etc...go for it! ...and post your results :)
Observant Guy - enjoy your posts bout your neighbours...looking forward to more bout them, and your wife...lucky dude!
Luke - wow, one heck of a friend (and dump!) I hope to be one day as close and comfortable with someone, as you were with her (and other guys who have been in prescence of a female dump). Was that the first time she went in front of / with you??
That's it for now...love the forum!
LORRAINE
WOMEN PUBLIC RESTROOMS: Too Full, Packed, & Noisy Sounds?
I am new to this forum. HERE IS MY QUESTIONS
1. HAS ANY WOMEN EVER BEEN IN OVER-PACKED RESTROOMS?
I was at a mall and went into the women stall. There was 7 stall and 5 were in Use. As soon as I came in , the peeing and pooping sounds were very loud and continuous. The women just did not let up and the noise keep going. Most of women at the mall were sexy and good looking and the mall had an upstairs and downstairs. But, there were only 2 women restrooms and each had 17 stalls. The mall is 1 million square feet and averages remains open 12 hours a day. It gets about 7,000 customers per day or 600 an hour and 73% are women. The mall has a large food court and is always very packed. The eating and drinking heavily means bathroom visits. The women restroom stalls are always very packed and due to many waiting, these women have to move a little faster than they do at home. The lack of privacy and ability to be there just by yourself can be difficult at times. As you are using the bathroom, the women outside have to hear you poop and fart. If can be unpleasant especially if you really have to go. They too can be in a rush and is not going nowhere. Thus, you can't wait it out and have to do your business in the presence of other women waiting outside and of course listening to your sounds. With all the women using at one time, it can be very noisy in the women restroom.
I have found getting use to very packed women restrooms is not an easy time and require many adjustments. Its a bathroom but all the loud sounds can be over-bearing if you are not used to it.
2. DO YOU RELEASE POOP AND PEE AT FULL INTENSITY OR TRY TO TONE IT DOWN IN PACKED WOMEN RESTROOMS:
Many women feel because its the public restroom, its ok to release pee and poop at full max. they sometimes even go for competition to see how can be the loudest. Its strange behavior but some are more humble and tone it down.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BEING IN OVER-PACKED WOMEN RESTROOMS. CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE NOISE
JW
For Shane (female) Her 1st Survey (Constipation)
Gender: Male
Age: 62
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?:
21 days, Had to have a Nurse dig it out with her fingers.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?:
6 months ago.
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?:
No
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?:
No
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?:
Yes, after an operation I was on a feeding tube, after 21 days I tried to poop but couldn't so the Nurse put her fingers in my bottom and dug it out.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?:
Not a doctor but I did go to the ER once, 10 years ago. They gave me an enema
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?:
I grunt!!!
8. What is the longest it's ever taken you to poop while constipated?:
I tried for half an hour before the nurse helped me.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?:
Yes lots of times, I've often had to dig it out with my fingers. I asked to do that in the Hospital but the Nurse wouldn't let me, she
claimed I could cause myself to pass out.
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?:
Never have, except my Mother when I was little, I think that might
be enjoyable with the right person.-- JW
Observant Guy
Missed the Neighbor but got see my Wife instead...
Hello everyone,
today was just another beautiful morning. I got out of bed around 6am did my usual check to see if my next door neighbor had left (to see if I could hear her pooping) I heard her in her bathroom, may have been on the toilet, but couldn't really tell because the sounds were not specific and I wasnt close enough to differentiate. So I got back into bed, and gave my wife a kiss. Shortly there after we both got out of bed and I headed for the shower. At first my wife said she was going to jump in with me so I turned the water off to wait. I went back into the bedroom to lay out my work clothes for the day. It didnt take me long and I thought she would be ready. As I entered the bathroom she was still sitting on the toilet. She looked up at me and said "nevermind, I'm gonna be longer".
My wife normally poops in the morning but usually not till just about mid morning while she is at work. Its not unusual for her to have a morning poop at home but I dont normally witness it because I am either already at work or not home. She blew a few zipper farts and I didnt hear any plops, and the smell wasn't very powerful. but when I got out and saw the toilet bowl she did leave a few good skidmarks.
Im hoping I can catch my neighbor sometime again this week.Abbie
Latest news
Hi, its Abbie here with my latest update, sorry I haven't had chance to post in a while. This is a story from last Friday when I was invited round Ellie's for a sleepover. Beth and her friend Harriet were going to be there there too and so was a girl called Anna who we've all made friends with, she's only just arrived at our school and she seems really nice. Friday morning didn't get off to the best start, I missed the early bus so by the time I got to school I was starting to want a poo quite badly, but I knew I wouldn't get time to go before I had to be in class. I sat squirming through lessons until lunch, hoping desperately I could find time to go to the loo during lunch break. I had to find one of my teachers and hand in some homework which took ages, by the time I got to the loos the queue was practically out of the door. I looked at my watch and there was only 20 minutes of lunchtime left, I knew all the loos would be really busy and by now I was moving up the queue so I decided to stay where I was and just hope that by the time I got on the toilet I'd have enough time for a poo. By now I was bursting for a wee as well so at least I'd be able to do that. Typically the queue moved really slowly, a lot of girls must have been having a poo as they were taking some time once they got a cubicle, at least I knew I wouldn't be the only one! I started to shuffle around as I was waiting, my bladder was starting to ache and I knew it wouldn't be long before I started to let some spurts go into my knickers. I resisted the urge to hold myself although a couple of other girls in the queue were! Eventually I was at the front of the queue and then there was a free cubicle, I quickly went in and locked the door before lifting my skirt and pulling down my yellow knickers. I sat on a warm seat and started to wee straight away, I couldn't help moaning a bit as I was so desperate. Next door on my left the girl had her skirt and white knickers down to her feet, she kept going up on tip toes so I guessed she was straining to poo, this was confirmed when I heard some farts and grunts coming from her cubicle. By now I'd finished my wee and was also starting to push, my belly was heavy and bloated and I was feeling a bit constipated, I thought back over the last few days and realised I hadn't been for a poo since Tuesday morning before school which was three days ago. I managed to pass a few pellets which plipped into the bowl and then felt the tip of a huge turd trying to make its way out, it felt really hard and dry and even the tip was really stretching my bum. Next door I heard a loud plop closely followed by two more and then a pause before a final splash a few seconds later, I heard a sigh of releaf and the loo roll being ripped. I took a deep breath and bore down hard, the tip of the turd poked out but as soon as I released the pressure it got sucked back up, I just hate it when that happens as I know I'm in for a lot of straining and a sore bum. I knew I wouldn't have time to push that monster turd out before the end of lunch and the worst thing was that straight after school I was going round Ellie's, I knew I wouldn't get another chance to use the toilet that afternoon so that meant I would have to try to have a poo round hers which would be really embarasing given I was constipated and there were going to be quite a few of us there. Ellie, Beth and I have all pooed in front of each other before and it hasn't really bothered me, but I've never had major constipation issues before, I just hoped I would lose the urge and then be able to put off my poo till Saturday when I got back home. Just then the cubicle on my right had a new occupant, I heard her whispering 'Quick, quick' to herself and then saw her skirt appear on the floor followed by a pair of pale green knickers, I could see she was bursting for both a wee and a poo as her knickers had a large damp patch and also a skidmark. I reached for some toilet paper and wiped my front and my bottom just as her bladder and bowels erupted into the toilet, I felt really sorry for her. I flushed, pulled up my pants and let down my skirt before leaving the cubicle and washing my hands. I suppose I felt a bit better from the few pellets I had passed but my belly was still pretty uncomfortable. I managed to get through the end of the day without any more problems but my need returned in a big way on the way home to Ellie's and I knew with a sinking feeling I'd have no choice but to go for a poo at her house. On the way back Ellie and Harriet were both saying they were bursting for the loo, as soon as we got to the house we went upstairs to Ellie and Beth's ensuite room to change out of our uniforms. As we went in I saw there was a big pile of clothes on both beds, as Ellie took off her blouse and skirt she said "Finally Mum's done the washing, I might have some clean knickers at last!" and we all giggled. Actually there was a large pile of underwear, all of it cotton knickers in a variety of colours. I noticed Anna eying them with some releaf, as she took off her skirt I realised why, she was wearing white granny pants and had obviously been panicking that we would all be wearing something fashionable and she wouldn't fit in. Beth started to sort through the pile of underwear saying "I wish mum could tell whose pants were whose" and Ellie went straight off to the loo wearing just her bra and pink knickers, she pulled them down and sat on the loo and I heard her starting to wee a fierce stream. I glanced over at Anna but she didn't look that bothered, later I found out she was used to sharing an ensuite too so it wasn't a big deal for her. We all got changed into leggings and t-shirts while Ellie was on the loo, she just needed a wee so she was soon done. By now Harriet was hopping from one foot to the other and she got on the loo as fast as she could, her leggings and red knickers at her knees. She did some farts as she weed and sure enough made a few plops, she quickly wiped her bottom and pulled up her pants and leggings. We went downstairs to watch telly, I was getting more and more desperate but hoped I'd be able to get a bit more privacy later. Ellie and Anna really got into this stupid film on one of the movie channels, I noticed Beth starting to hold her belly and shuffle around a bit, so I thought she might want a poo as well. She admitted to me a while back that she sometimes gets a bit constipated so I didn't mind the thought of her being with me so much. I knew I couldn't wait much longer so I finally plucked up the courage to say to Beth quietly "Do you want to go up to your room and chill out for a bit, I'm not really into this film?" and she said "Yeah, I know what you mean, its rubbish." We got up and said to the other two "We're going back up to the room, see you when the film's over" and they hardly even answered us they were so captivated by it!! When we got up to the room I said "Sorry Beth, I really need a poo but I'm constipated at the moment so its going to be a struggle" and Beth said "Don't worry, I am too, I haven't had a poo since Tuesday and its really uncomfortable now." Beth was OK with me going first so I pulled down my leggings and pants and sat on the loo. I had a quick wee and then started to push, I felt the turd starting to poke out and I knew I had to keep the pressure up otherwise it would go back in. I was straining so hard I could feel I was starting to go red and I let out some loud grunts which was really embarasing. "Sorry about this" I panted to Beth, she replied "Don't worry it'll be the same for me when you're done." I could feel my bumhole really stretching with this massive turd part way out, luckily I'd now pushed it far enough for it not to be sucked back up so at least I could relax a bit more between pushes. After another 10 minutes of hard straining I finally felt the widest part pass out and then the turd slowly started to slide out on its own, I moaned with releaf as it splashed into the toilet. I passed another few looser logs which only took a bit of pushing to get them started and after about 20 minues I was done, I took some toilet paper and wiped my bum before pulling up my pants and leggings. My bum felt really sore and there was some blood on the paper but I was so releaved to be free of that turd! I flushed (luckily it all went away) and then swopped with Beth, she dropped her leggings and blue knickers and sat down, again she weed a bit before starting to push. I've seen her strain a bit before but this was much worse than normal, I felt a bit better because she had to push really hard too and went red just like I had. After about 10 minutes I heard a plop and a groan of releaf and shortly after a volley of other plops before she started to wipe her bottom. She then pulled up her pants and leggings and we went back into the room and relaxed. A few minutes later Ellie and Anna came up as their film had finished. By now it was Anna's turn to use the loo but fortunately for her she only needed a wee! We went on to have a great evening and got up really late the next morning! Hope you enjoyed this story, will try to post again soon, bye for now!!JW
Again to Suzi
"froze up my rectum" Is as accurate a description as I've ever heard. There was almost no way I could push out a three day old poop with my Mother watching, so when she watched I ALWAYS wound up with an enema up my butt.
I think my Mom is the reason I come to this website. I developed a fascination early on with pooping and always wondered what my friend's bowel movements were like. I only ever asked one friend if he got enemas and he assured me he did.
Did you ever try to spy on your friends while they pooped? I also tried that once and go a sound spanking for it.
To bad the moderator removes e-mail addresses I like to chat.-- JWLittle Mandi
answers to Shane's survey
Gender:
Age:
1. What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you to to relieve it?:The longest I've been constipates was a little over a week. It was the worst I've ever been constipated. It naturally came out on its own surprisingly.
2. When was the last time you were constipated?: I get constipated quite often for some reason but I can't remember the last time it happened.
3. Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated?:Once I came very close to it.
4. Have you ever helped someone else out while they were constipated?:No
5. Has anyone ever had to help you get your poop out?: No.
6. Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? If so, what did he/she do?: No
7. What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated?: Normally I don't make any noise at all unless I'm in pain. I do normal grunting sounds and occasional moaning.
8. What is the longest it's ecer taken you to poop while constipated?: Maybe 30 minutes.
9. Has your poop ever gotten stuck half way out of your butt?: Yes many times.
10. Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop?: No never.
Answers to Shanes Survey on Constipation
What is the longest you've been constipated and what did you do to relieve it? (Eight days, I finally had to go to hospital where I had the most painful enema).
When was the last time you were constipated? (Two weeks ago, just before my last period. It was just over three days before I went to the toilet).
Have you ever cried while trying to poop while constipated? (No, but I have been close to it, sweaty, dry mouthed as I tried to go).
Have you ever helped someone else while they were constipated? (Yes. I have given my son an enema at home, and two of my colleagues at work, females).
Has anyone ever had to help get your poop out? (Yes. Several times when I was pregnant with Stephen the district nurse had to. Thelma at work has helped me when I have had a large turd I couldn't get away).
Have you ever gone to the doctor for constipation? (Yes. She gave me the normal opening medicines).
What kind of noises do you make while trying to poop when you're constipated? (I grunt a lot as I try to go).
What is the longest its ever taken you to poop when constipated? (I guess it would be about fifty minutes, that includes time resting between straining to go).
Has your poop ever got stuck half way out of your butt? (God yes, many times. I try to ease it out using my fingers when that happens).
Do you like to have anyone coach you while you're trying to poop? (I try always to have a mate [female] with me whenever I go. I always try to go at the same time as a friend or work colleague, that's whether I'm constiapted or not).
Joshua
To Lauren
Great story I love the play by play. Defiantly post more like that especially if your friend pees in the seat or if you do. Also was thinking you once said you where married has your husband ever been in the car when you/yall where peeing in the car?Luke
Jenny needed to poo
I was hanging out with my friend Jenny at her apartment. There was work being done on the rest of the house so we pretty much just stayed in her room the whole night watching movies and eating junk. There was a new toilet being put in too, so Jenny just kept a bucket in her room for us to use until the next day when the toilet would be fixed. We both used it to pee during the evening. Jenny is slim but has good curves and a nicely shaped ass. She is very pretty and one of my best friends who is a girl. We are both 23. At about 1 am we were lying on our stomachs on the bed watching blades of glory and I heard Jenny's stomach make a low rumbling noise. I looked at her and her expression was pained. I asked if she was ok and she said 'yeah but I think I ate too much. My stomach feels really bloated.' she rolled onto her side and put her hand on her belly. 'ugh I need to fart.' she groaned. I told her to go ahead. She gave me a little smile and then screwed up her face and pressed down on her stomach as she bore down to fart. She was rewarded after a moment as she stuck out her butt and let out a long, loud fart. I could smell it after a while and it stank. 'I'm sorry' Jenny said 'I haven't done a poo in five days and its making me really need to fart' I offered to rub her stomach and she nodded and thanked me, rolling onto her back and bending her knees. She did another fart as she moved. I put my hands on her belly and I could feel she was really full. Her ???? made lots of noise as I rubbed. 'I need to poo' she groaned after a minute. Her farts were getting more frequent and smellier. 'Luke, do you mind if I go in the bucket? I really really need to let it out' I said of course (I was actually really excited to see her poo). She took off her jeans and knickers and went to climb off the bed. She squatted over the bucket. I watched her from the bed. She grunted and I could see her stomach move as she pushed. Another fart came out. 'Uhhhhn... Here it comes...' Jenny said in a strained voice as a loud crackling noise started coming from her arse. I looked and saw her hole start to dilate around the thickest log of poo I ever saw. She really did need to go. The poo got longer as Jenny grunted and forced it out of her colon. She pinched it off when it got to about eight inches long and it dropped into the bucket. The smell filled the room. Jenny's poo was really stinky. But she wasn't done yet. She repositioned herself a little higher off the ground and with a loud grunt gave a huge push. Shit burst from her arse and started filling the bucket. 'Oh god' Jenny moaned, both hands holding and pushing her stomach 'This feels great! Finally getting rid of it all, uuuuhng..." I had never seen someone poo so much. And Jenny wasn't finished. I got down beside her and stroked her back. I felt her stiffen and heard the crackling again. I looked behind and saw a gigantic firm turd coming out of Jenny's arse. It emerged straight out it was so hard. Jenny shuffled her feet and changed position again, groaning as the big shit got a little longer. She knelt down with the bucket between her knees and settled back. Her face got red as she strained. The poo was getting longer and longer. I reached back and pulled her cheeks apart and Jenny gave a shout of relief as the turd suddenly sped up and thumped into the bucket below. She held my hand and farted loudly. 'Im done.. For now' she said. We went back to watching the movie but Jenny had to poo four more times during the night. The last time she was so tired that she just lay on her side in the bed and pooed into a towel that I held up to her arse. I could feel the warm turds filling it as Jenny strained and relaxed in front of me. The room smelled like poo all night but we had fun!
giordana
Hi toiletdstoolers (if you get what i mean)
i have been reading posts here for about a month now, so i thought i should probably post something now about what happened to me last week, but before i get on to that,. i am a short dark haired girl and im now going to university in the US (im not gonna say which one).
well let me tell you the story:
i was on my way walking to town, because i needed to go and find a present for one of my best friends, and i suddenly felt the urge to poop.
i ducked into one of the nearest newsagents and i asked to use the restroom but the grumpy old lady at the till told me it was staff only and that there were no exceptions.
By now i was getting quite desperate and so i half walked half ran to the nearest big shop, forever 21. I circled round the shop until i found the restrooms and i ran, clutching my butt cheeks together, through the doors and into the lady´s.
There were 7 stalls in all and only 2 were in use, and by the sounds and smells, they were both pooping. I ran into the first stall, and after checking quickly that there was enough toilet paper i shut the door, and sat down heavily on the seat.
Then my guts erupted with a ppppppuuuuuuuuuffffffffttttttttt, and a load of smelly mushy poop came out of me. It was a great relive, and soon i was out of forever 21 and back along the high streets searching for a present.
Well i hope every one enjoyed my story,
till next time,
giordana
Musician
Peeing at concerts
So my girlfriend has been going to a certain outdoor concert every year for about 6 or 7 years in a row. She always tailgates and drinks quite a bit. She told me two years ago that while she was in line for the porta potty, that she peed her pants almost all the way before it was her turn. Lucky for her she was wearing black leggings and a dress. Well, it happened again this year. She was in line, wearing a dress and panties but no leggings, and peed her pants about halfway before it was her turn. She said nobody noticed either time, and it got me wondering how many girls do this at outdoor concerts. Obviously guys can't just piss in their jeans everybody would see it. But with a long dress or skirt it seems girls can get away with peeing their panties and nobody being the wiser. I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts.
Mini
Pee in public car park
It has been really warm and I had been drinking loads of water throughout the day at work. Left office late and whilst I needed a pee decided to wait. I needed to stop off at supermarket on way home to get provisions and thought I would use the toilet in store. Well the traffic was solid and by now my need to pee was getting kinda urgent. I kept riggling in the seat and clenching and holding, my pee waves getting stronger each time, I was in agony and felt a hot spurt of pee shoot into my panties, suddenly the traffic started to move slowly, as soon as it stopped my agony started again, I was almost crying and thought I was going to loose control of my very painful bladder all over the car seat. Eventually it started to move and I thought I could make it to the supermarket, as I drove into the store it was like the toilets are almost in sight but there was no way I could park near enough and make it accross the car park without having a serious wettting episode, I was crying . So I drove to the back of the car park and somehow managed to reverse almost into a space. By this time I was holding my bits so hard and doubled over, trying to look normal. There was only one thing one my mind, this wee! I had a skirt on and small lacy pants, there was only one thing to do. Somehow I got out of the car as normal as possible, as soon as I stood up an almighty spirt shot out, I walked to the boot of the car, opened it up and pretended to get something out. Semi shielded I opened my legs wide, semi hither pants to one side and opened the flood gates.......relief. My pee gushed out and run under the car I just could not stop and stood there shaking and almost crying with shame, a grown woman peeing her pants at seven in the evening in broad daylight. When I finished I closed up the car and walked very carefully to the store toilets. Amazingly my legs were not too wet, my pants however were soaked and I ended up throwing them away and going home without.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: JML great story story about you and your cousin pooping together it sounds like you both really had to go and her really I bet she felt great after getting that big one out and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Pooperlady as always another great story and it sounds like you had a great outdoor pee and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lauren as always another great car peeing story and it sounds like your friend is going to have some fun in her own car and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Christine as always another great story it sounds like luck wasnt on your side but at least your friend was there to help you out and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Observant Guy another great story.
To: Helen great about you and your friend pooping together it sounds like you both really had to go and I bet you both felt good afterwards and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Mrs. Toilet Trooper as always another I bet your cousin was more cautios after that about drinking from a cup for awhile LOL and as always I look forward toy our next post thanks.
To: Shortie as always another great set of atories and great reporting from the toilet and great poop by poop coverage as well it sounds like you probaly felt so much better after getting that monster out and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Random Post great story about your friend Sarahs accident it sounds like she was really desperate and shes lucky to have a friend like you who was there to help her in her time of need.
To: Karen as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty nasty dump and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tinkle Accident great story.
To: Shane (female) wow that sucks bad hopefuly you find a way to help you poop better and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
JML!(:
Poop Kid Adult 1 bathroom= not good
hey this is Jocelyn
well one day i was giving my four yr old cousin a bath. well i just got done washing her hair. i say now I'm gonna go poop okay? (at the time i havent been in about a week) I pull my pants down and feel so good with a thud my poop hits the toilet bowl all the sudden kori my cousin gose Jocelyn I need go potty really bad! I say poop or pee? she gose poop!I get up whipe really good because I know im not done and hope i dont poop in my pants while shes pooping i put her on the toilet all soapy and wet and she starts crying, i go are you okay sweetie she says no my ???? hurt really really bad im cold and it wont come out as im about to poop im my pants I say okay i will put you back in the tub wait for me to poop and I will put you back on the potty to poop okay? okay she says so I poop nearly not making it pushing on my stomach to make sure i poop it all then kori says hurry up I'm not gonna make it so i hurry and whipe and pick her up put her on the potty and she starts crying a moning again! i say whats wrong sweetie you have to poop! I put a towel over her and hug her and she stops crying and starts groaning and making faces we sat there for at least 30 minutes while she was making faces and groaning and 10 minutes after she stops groaning and making faces she says I need to pee! she pees and gose i think im done. then she gose no hold on and it went on for 5 more minutes then she gose Im done i said are you sure? she says i think so! So i pick her up off the potty and she says my ???? feels lots better! she pooped like a food long poop and a bunch of pebbles!
To Valerie I loved two girls one can i hope i run across more buddy poop stories!!!Pooperlady
Peeing on the grass
Hi all. Last night I had a few beers with friends. I had a long bus ride home. I really had to pee.
When I got off the bus, I crossed the street and arrived at a bank. I walked through the parking lot, and then found a secluded spot behind some bushes. I put my bag down and began to squat. As I was squatting, I pulled my pants down to about the knees. When I was in a full squatting position, I let loose with my piss. It splashed onto the grass in a strong, relieving stream. The dirt absorbed it, so it didn't leave too big of a mess. I peed for quite a while, and then shook myself dry a little, and pulled my pants back up. I felt so much better after that! I then walked home.