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Mega Girl

At the Beach

Hello everyone I have another bunch of stories to tell. Yesterday I went to the lake and lounged at the shore sunbathing. I went swimming for a little while but mostly sunbathed. While sunbathing I felt an incredible urge to lay some turds. I walked down the shore until I couldn't see anyone. I dug a hole in the sand and layer two long turds and one wave of diarrhea. I decided to leave it there with out burrying it so people could see it.

My best friend and I went to Vancouver island recently, lovely place, and while at the beach my friend said to me she needed to poop. I told her find a secluded spot so she went out into the water and swam in one spot for about a minute and then came back. She said that she pulled her swimsuit down and pooped on long turd. She said the relief was nearly orgasmic because she hadn't pooped in about a few days.

One more story happened to me at a party, there were maybe fifty people there, I also don't go to many parties so I don't know what to call that. I had to poop and really didn't want to go in the house because everyone would hear me. Normally I would be fine but fifty people was too many. So I went down the street and hid behind some cars and pooped some diarrhea into the stormdrain. I returned to the party and had a great night. BYE EVERYBODY!


Anon

Re: recently met a frequent wetter

You don't say whether you are male or female. If you are female, perhaps you can talk to her about wearing protection to "contain" the accidents. It's easy to do and hide the fact that she's wearing something other than her regular underwear, and is certainly a lot less embarrassing than wetting herself. It also makes for a much quicker clean up when it does happen. If she's embarrassed by the idea, she should know that wearing protection is a lot more common than she might think. The other thing to consider is that as embarrassing as it is for her, there's another problem, and that's that if she's having accidents where others (customers) can see it, it may embarrass them, or make them feel very uncomfortable.


Desperate Jill
Desperate to poop,

Those are some interesting stories. I applaud you for your openness about your pooping experiences. I for one am very shy about pooping in public, but recently I have been finding myself having to poop in public much more often. This is because I have had numerous surgeries on my stomach, so that now I often feel the need to poop whenever I eat. I have never been shy about peeing in a public bathroom, I always had a small bladder. But now I am finding it difficult to go have a quick pee and hold back the desire to poop. I find it soon as I sit to pee I end up needing to poop as well. You can't exactly hold it in when your instinct is to go when you are sitting on the toilet.

In order to cope with this, I thought up a scenario (not reality based) where I would be forced to confront my fear. Here is the scenario I have proposed and would like to see what people thoughts on it are.

Let's say that one day every woman in the world (I didn't really consider men, though the same scenario could apply to them too) wakes up in the following situation: 80% of women no longer have to poop ever again. The other 20% have to go five times as often to make up the other 80% who are free from having to go.

Since everyone here seems to have varying different opinions on going in public. I'm wondering what everyone's reaction would be in this scenario. Here are my questions.

What if you woke up never having to poop again? Would you be happy or would you miss it? Would you be jealous of the women who still had to go?

What if you were one of the women who had to poop 5 times as much? This would mean you would have to go five times as often. If you had to go once or twice a day, you would now have to go desperately around every 3 to 4 hours. Would you be jealous of the women who didn't have to go? How would you cope with this new situation where it would have to be going in public, possibly several times a day and very likely with numerous other women who shared the same affliction.

My response.

If I was one of the women who did not have to go anymore I would be rather relieved, no pun intended! I wouldn't need to worry about going in public ever again. And I'm probably going to sound like a jerk for saying it but I would find it absolutely hilarious to see all those other women desperate for a toilet 5 to 7 times a day!

It is for that reason that karma would dictate that I would be the less fortunate group that is stuck going constantly. If I found myself in that group my first reaction would be overwhelming embarrassment followed by insane amounts of jealousy towards the women who do not have to go. I think the fact that they do not have to go would be even more frustrating to me than the fact that I have to go so much. Because now not only would I have to do something very embarrassing to me in public it would even worse as the majority of women would be totally free from it altogether. But I do think I would be forced to get used to it would enjoy reading here even more because there would be way, way more stories of people being desperate! But it would still be very, very frustrating!

The other most frustrating aspect would be the fact that there would probably be terrible lines like desperate to poop had mentioned pretty much everywhere, every day, every time you had to go which would be really, really frustrating!

Although I think it would be a good thing if this happened regardless of which group I was in. Because the odds are I would be in the first group and the majority of women would be granted a great convenience. At the same time there would be lots of stories to keep us all entertained. Although if I was in the later group reading those stories would be extra frustrating but still enjoyable and I'm sure I would have a lot more to say here!

Maybe next time I will share some more stories about when I was desperate to poop myself as I have a fair amount. But I would be interested to hear what everyone else thinks of my scenario.


PERVasive

to Skylar

Hi Skylar,

I'm really sorry to hear about your experience getting caught by your parents. I had a similar experience with my parents when I was in high school. My parents had known about my peculiar interest in pee and poop since I was a small child, and from even before puberty I regularly peed and pooped in odd places or in my pants on purpose. I don't know how much of that my parents were aware of, but I suspect a fair amount, especially when I was younger. My father also on a couple occasions caught me on websites like this one. The incident that sticks in my mind, though, happened after a particularly intense night of peeing for me. I drank something like seven water bottles worth of water before bed and wet the bed mattress and all probably three times during the night, so it was soaked through (I didn't think through the logistics of that very well). Come morning, I realized I couldn't clean up by myself, and needed help, so I had to ask my father. Figuring it would not go over well claiming it was an accident, given my history and that I never wet the bed in my entire life, I opted to try "coming out" to him about my desires to pee and poop myself. I didn't get in trouble, and my father helped me clean up, but he told me I was "confused" and needed to see a psychiatrist about it (I didn't). After that incident, my parents and I have generally ignored the subject of my bathroom practices. I'm fairly certain that they have caught me on numerous other occasions and turned a blind eye, or at least figured out what was going on from the wet underwear drying in my shower. So I suppose my incident turned out better than yours, but it was still very hurtful to me for many years.

Anyway, I just want you to know that you're not alone, and that lots of people have experiences like yours. Unfortunately, there isn't as much of a support structure for people like us coming out of the closet as there is for gay teens. Still, just because society wants to shame you for your desires and practices doesn't mean you should feel ashamed of them. It's harmless, it's part of who you are, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Your parents' reaction is a little troubling to me: denying you access to a toilet is technically a form of abuse.

I wish you the best in figuring how your bathroom identity fits in to the rest of your life!


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Mega Girl as always another great set of stories your first one at the beach sounded like a pretty good one and you left your gift for the world to see and great story about your freind taking a big dump outside it sounds like she really needed it and felt really great afterward to and your last story it sounds like you really had to go and lucky nobody spotted you by those cars it sounds like felt pretty good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Recently Met A Frequent Wetter great set of stories about that woman peeing herself it sounds like she has a good size bladder to pee that much and please share anymore stories about her if you have any thankis.

To: Bowlreport as always another great story I look forward to the next one thanks.

To: Shane (female) good luck I look forward to the results thanks.

To: Desperate To Poop as awlays another great story it sounds like that woman really had to go bad at least you were able to still poop in it I bet she was glad the line moved quickly to because she was seconds away from having an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Anne (Davids wife) as always another great story I look forward to your next one thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Karen

Salsa Blowout and Replies To Friends

Especially Gassy Blowout

Last night for dinner I made a low fat chili recipe, using ground turkey and pinto beans. Ate it as burritos rolled up in organic corn tortillas with ???? and salsa and fresh jalapenos, tasted great but gave me SO MUCH GAS. This morning I had a VERY gassy blowout, had to scrub the toilet to get rid of the black dots. Actually, hours before I went BM I'd been having a bad case of the farts in the night; every time I'd have a big one I'd end up waking myself up so I just gave up. I just couldn't get back to sleep so I spent most of the night from 1 a.m. on the couch in front of the TV/DVD watching UFO documentaries from my video library. I've always been fascinated by that stuff since I experienced one of my own as a young girl. Anyways, when I finally had a BM, suffice to say it was an experience worthy of recording. I really felt cleaned out inside, and it felt great, and my waist is so slim looking today. The amount of gas was phenomenol. Still had gas most of this morning too. Farted a lot in the supermarket when no one else was around, and they were big ones at that. Glad no one was around to hear or I would have been embarrassed.

Brandon T: Hi again, Brandon! So I guess the moral of the story is stay away from Olestra then, right? Unless you want to end up like I did.

Bob: Vomiting stories? Yep, got a ton of 'em myself if you want to hear about 'em just let me know. A lot of mine also involve diarrhea so it will be on topic for this forum.

John H: Yeah, total pig is right. I put up with his nasty habits for over twenty years, only for the sake of my little boys. He never acted like that when we were dating, it's like after we were married he turned into a two year old and started showing his true colors once he had me trapped. If not for my sons, I'd have left him years ago. He just about drained my bank account dry but the last straw was really a combination of his disgusting habits and his trying all the time to sabotage my efforts to eat right and exercise. My brother and my dad never liked the guy from the very beginning, I now I finally realize I should've listened. That said, I wouldn't trade my two boys for anything, I never regret having them, they're wonderful and will always be my two little angels, bless them.

Nicola: Sorry to hear about your misfortunate bout with the trots, I definitely feel 'ya on that, I get sick about twice a year myself, I guess I need to learn to wash my hands more often huh? When I've got diarrhea and there's just no way I can take time out to feel sorry for myself, I eat Swiss cheese, it stays down when nothing else will, plus it's constipating and acts like Hans Brinker. I'm not really hungry but I force myself to eat the Swiss cheese and a few crackers anyway. Then I can go about my day and function normally. It won't really make you feel any better but at least you'll not worry too much about having to find a bathroom when you just cannot sit out on the sidelines. If you don't like Swiss then Nabisco snack cheddar in the squirt can with triscuits works pretty good too, that's what I fed my boys when they were sick, to stop the diarrhea. Gingerale is a good drink I like that makes me feel better when my stomach feels queasy, sip it slow and over a long period of time, best when it's warm not cold and bottles are preferable to cans. Another thing that works really good for me, is parmesan cheese, after I've had a stomach bug. It restores the natural cultures inside your stomach you've lost which your body needs to digest your food properly again, you want the solid kind, not the grated, I have it with melba toast or just by itself, I sit in front of the tv with a paring knife and snack on the stuff all day with a pitcher of Gatorade and I feel tons better the next day. I used to give my boys strawberry banana yogurt during their recovery because they didn't like parmesan, it's almost as good, better than nothing. I get powdered Gatorade and mix it with distilled water, I get the powdered kind because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it. Helps put back all the electrolytes and water I've lost. I usually lose about eight or ten pounds with a stomach bug, all water, makes me weak, clothes are baggy, and I look ten years older. When the boys were sick and wouldn't eat a regular meal, one thing they'd always eat and ask for, is salmon patties with rice, it's easy to make., a 15 oz can of pink salmon, a fourth cup of cracker meal, one egg, one teaspoon of mustard, a half tablespoon of onion powder, blend well, chill well, then form into patties, dip in beaten egg and roll in cracker crumbs and cook until golden brown over medium high heat in a little vegetable oil in the skillet until slightly crispy, turning once or twice, then drain on brown paper and serve with rice and or French fries and ketchup . One last thing, for the sore bum that comes with wiping so much during diarrhea, put a little triple antibiotic ointment on the t.p. to prevent rash and soreness. It also contains an ingredient for pain, used it for years and it works like a charm. Hope this helps.


The Woodsman

Unusual habit

As a long time lurker/reader of this site I thought it time I posted a story from long ago. It concerns a young neighbour girl with some unusual traits who moved into our rural township soon after I had turned nine.

Her family moved into a vacant house just down the dirt road from my own and we often walked to school together. In fact, that was almost required as there was only one pathway through the woods between our homes and the school yard.

Because there wasn't much other activity around our town, Kelsey started hanging around with some of us boys. On the way home from school, and on week-ends, we would spend our time playing in the fields and bush lands that abounded all around the village.

Now as you know any nine and ten year olds playing outside in the woods for any length of time will eventually need to pee. And the trees afforded us boys plenty of targets. But no one had even noticed Kelsey stopping to pee outside.

It was a few weeks after she began hanging around with us after school that I discovered one of Kelsey's oddities. For a while she had been more animated in her play moves than usual, jumping up, jiggling about and generally being hyper excited. I began to suspect she might be needing a bathroom. Sure enough, not long after wards Kelsey came over to me as asked if we could head home now. Her eyes had a desperate tilt as she stood, legs crossed, on the pathway in front of me.

As we walked the windy trail towards home, Kelsey confided in me that she indeed was needing to pee but knew she wouldn't be able to hold it until her house. Abruptly, she stopped in mid trek, lifted the grey school skirt she was wearing giving me a full front view of her light pink knickers, squatted down next to me and let one rip in her underpants. Within a few seconds the warm liquid hissing out had turned her panties translucent pink and was cascading into the dirt between her shoes.

After she finished peeing, Kelsey stood up and let her skirt fall back into place. I was fascinated by what I had witnessed.

"Hey! You just peed in your knickers, silly. How come?" I taunted as we resumed walking. For a while she was silent then she began to explain.

"I have to do that. Mom has always told me I'm never to show that special area between my legs to anybody, not even to my family. So that is why, when I'm away from home, I don't pull down my knickers." As she continued walking she told me that even sitting on the school toilets she would pee her undies, just in case some other girl might possibly get a glimpse of her crotch area. Then back in classes, Kelsey would have to be extra careful to move her skirt out from under herself before sitting at her desk, thus avoiding a tell-tale seat smudge.

Sharing her secret with me made us special buddies and over vacation that first summer, I had many other opportunities to be with Kelsey outside. And true to form, whenever she had to pee, she wet in her panties. If she was wearing a sun dress, she might not even squat, just stand still, legs stretched apart, as the stream dropped onto the field at her feet. As she became more comfortable with the others, she gave up hiding herself and would let us all see her as she peed through her Capri's or shorts.

But it wasn't until we both turned 12 that I got to see her peeing without her clothes on. And that is another story.


Hi, I have not posted here for years but have been a regular lurker and I should really share some of my experiences, as it would be selfish to keep them to myself. To the person searching for the UK tv show with the little girl talking to her aunt on the toilet, I am almost certain the show you are looking for is the wonderfully funny BBC comedy OUTNUMBERED and the toilet scene is actually in the Christmas special. If you like that scene you should try to see another BBC comedy called Him & Her where in the first episode Steve`s girlfriend Rebecca played by the gorgeous Sarah Solemani says she needs a wee and you see her pull her underwear down and sit on the toilet. After a short time she pulls a face and says " ooh I think I might need a poo as well". The scene goes on to see her give a push and the sound of a turd hitting the water. Steve needs a wee a short time later and Rebecca`s turd is still in the toilet as she did not flush. You don`t actually see the offending BM but this toilet scene is on of the best imho. Will post again soon, cheers, Drainman.


Bowl report
Hi all. Im writing this on a mobile while sat in a pubic stall. Got caught short during a shopping trip. Im relaxing my anus and i can feel the tip just poking out... Its gone. Its massive and it reeks, so relieved to have it out. Someone just peed in the stall next door. My first wipe yielded a solid bit of poop i pulled off in my fingers through the paper. Its been 4 more now and its still dirty. Finally after 8 wipes im clean. Fortunately the toilets now empty. Hope you all enjoyed this. Happy pooping.


PN

Hi, Skylar

Skylar, the internet is great for finding people who share almost any interest, isn't it? I used to think some things I liked were weird. I'm sorry your parents were so, whatever the opposite of understanding is. Sounds like they didn't know what to do and handled the situation really badly. Of course only you and they know the whole story.


Shortie
Myself and Laura went shopping for baby things today. Laura is due in about 3 weeks and she still had things to get. We shopped for a bit and then had lunch-chicken salad-and continued shopping. I felt the urge to poop and told Laura. She needed to pee due to her weak pregnancy bladder so we headed towards the loos. Once there we were met with a queue of 3 women and 3 occupied loos. Easter holidays meant busier shops and more people needing to use the loos. My urge was getting bigger when thankfully 2 loos became available. 2 woman ahead of us went in and i heard rustling of bags and then bums hitting seats. Around 2 minutes went by when the 3rd occupied loo became available. I sent Laura in ahead of me as i remembered that urge to pee when pregnant. I waited and whilst i did i heard plops and grunts and tp rustling. Finally after what seemed liked ages i could go in. I pulled down my underwear and pushed. Minimal pushing was needed as 3 pieces emerged. I pushed again. Nothing came. I then wiped and left.


KW

To mike H

Well mike I'm a 18 year women and when I fell like I need to poop I take my panties of and with my bum in the air and push wile looking in a mirror it is quite fun to see how you hole opens up and then I go to the bathroom and get a hand mirror and watch the whole thing it is so cool


Missy pooper

My enjoyable night

Hi guys,
I'm here and I have done the same thing as francesca it was fun


john

pooping at work

Hello
At work, I studied when people poop.
Most people at work poop at shift breaks. Day shift, lunch. Night shift, half way through their shift.
1. some people rush to the toilet as soon as the break time starts.
Fart, fart, plop,PLOP. Then it is done.
2. Some people eat, rest, then go at the end of the break. Then they, sometimes constipated, sit and grunt: Ah, AAH, AHHHHHH - plop. then they are done.

Some people poop as soon as they arrive at work.
They rush to the toilet, and let out farts, in the morining usually two moring farts, then go. These people sometimes have diarrhea, so they have to go fast. They sit, go, go , and go, fart at the end of diarhea

Some people poop just before they leave work. These people are the most constipated. They will often change out of their work uniforms, then go. FART, FART, grunt, then plop, plip, PLOP. One last fart, then they are ready to leave work.
Will anyone post when people go elsewhere - pooping at ????


Mr.Clogs

Comments and stuff

John H: Thanks for your input, just curious if people light up when they do a #2, I don't smoke so I wouldn't know. Please share the story of your female friend using your toilet. Thanks again for your input.

FishnorFowl: I like your post especially when you're commuting from work and having to go in your pants for fun.

Shane (female): Can't wait to read about your constipation experiment.

Skylar: Nice post, but sorry to hear you've got punished for your adventure. Maybe next time, but I'm sure you've enjoyed it. Just be careful.

the chosen one: I liked your story about your friend needing to relieve herself in the car. I hope she had some plastic bags or a container to go in.

As for me nothing really happening, but I've been using the toilet to pee in at night. I prefer to pee in a cup and just go back to bed instead of staggering to the bathroom to pee into the toilet.

I was at a customer's house working on their computer, I asked to use their bathroom. I had to pee really bad, so I went in. It had a toilet, wall sink and washer and dryer too. Since the toilet lid wouldn't stay up, I had to hold it up while holing my woody to pee in. I noticed that the toilet wasn't flushed and had a fresh color of pee that someone had peed into the bowl. It was disgusting but I had to go, I peed into the piss filled bowl with my light yellow pee, the pee in the bowl was yellow in color and the bathroom/laundry room also reeked of pee too. I finished peeing, I got dressed up, flushed the toilet, and washed my hands and went to work on the customer's computer. I'm not shocked but but puzzled that people are just nasty. Oh well we all have a nasty side in us.

I have another question, those who are in relationships whether married or dating, does your significant other has any bathroom habits that you consider strange or nasty like don't flush the toilet after using it, Peeing/pooping in a container at night during the day in their bedroom or where ever in their place. Do they find your habits nasty? Please post your response.

Thanks,

Mr. Clogs

PS Happy Easter Holiday, hope to read about some Easter Holiday bathroom stuff.


Nicola

Naked on the toilet

I was listening to the Fearne Cotton show on Radio 1 on Tuesday morning when she read out a few texts about people who like to get naked to poo. One person said they could only poo in the nude as it wouldn't come out otherwise. I'm not sure why that is but it may be more convenient to do that when you're going to take a shower afterwards. I sometimes sit naked on the toilet when I'm having a shower because I can wash my bum more effectively that way. I wonder if Fearne has ever done that or any other tv/radio presenter for that matter.

I once pood in a river. I was with some friends and it was a really hot day. I was dying for a poo as I hadn't been for 5 days and I was going to hold it untill I got back home but I got so desperate I thought I was going to poo myself, so I went for a swim in the river. No one knew what I was doing and I pulled my shorts down and pushed out a huge load. It was such a wonderfull relief I thought I was in heaven. I watched all my turds drift away and counted 6 of them ranging in size between 7 and 8 inches long. Afterwards I washed my bum in the water and pulled my shorts up and got out of the river.


Desperate to poop

Porta Pottie Story

Jaynee

I've got a few porta potty stories if you'd like them. Having been to Glastonbury then the portapotties there can be truly disgusting with all the pooing and peeing and tampon changes that get dumped in it!

But Glastobury aside I remember a desperate porta potty experience from a few years back.

I was actually at a largish car boot sale and they had a few unisex porta potties. after walking around for a bit and enjoying a bacon butty I needed a dump. I headed off to the porta potties and as usual there was a queue for about 3 porta potties. About 7 people waiting. I can't remember how many were in the line but it was pretty big and I think I rememember at least 7 in line. The line went relatively quickly but then stopped for a while with 3 dumpers in them. I remember the lady 2 in front as she was desperate to poop and was holding her bum big time. There were a few gents in line too

She finally got in and I remember waiting quite a while once the lady in front of me went in. I ended up replacing the lady who had been desperate and she apologsised as she came out, due to her diaerroh she had coated the porta pottie and hit the back of the toilet. I really had to go by know so I just squatted and did my best to avoid the mess. My dump was reasonably solid so I didn't thankfully add to the mess and dumped into the porta potty itself with much relief.

I came out five minutes later very relieved and the lady who went in after me looked in horror at the toilet but she didn't come so obviously needs must


Postman

Response and Survey

Karen - Thanks for your response to my story! I'll have to admit, I was proud of that one! Sounds like you had your hands full with your former husband. It's nice to have a forum like this where you can unload, so to speak.

Survey
Describe yourself - white male, 6'0 tall, brown hair, decent shape.
How often do you poop? - once a day.
How often do you pee? - 6 or 7 times a day, more if I have a few beers.
How much poop when you go? - usually one long log, with a few small chunks.
Are you gassy? - not usually while I poop. I fart a lot before I go.
Does it smell? - I don't think so. Person who uses the bathroom after me may have a different opinion.
Would you let others watch you poop or pee? - why not?
Does peeing or pooping turn you on? - No.
Have you ever had a peeing accident? - when I was little.
Have you ever had a pooping accident? - see above.

Now for a small survey of my own - this one is for those who like to read on the toilet.
1. How much time do you spend on the toilet? - maybe 10-12 minutes.
2. What's your favorite reading material? - newspaper, occasionally a magazine, like Sports Illustrated or Time.
3. When reading, at what point do you actually poop? - I usually poop about halfway through my sitting time.
4. After you poop, do you continue reading or do you wipe and get off the toilet? - I sit and finish whatever I'm reading.


Zip

No Doors again-Hi Esteban

I was once again using the doorless stalls at the park. The urinals are right in front of the stalls, and there are open windows above the urinals. I can see out of the windows if I'm at the urinal or standing at the toilet, but you can't see in very well. I'm about 6 feet tall, so that helps.

I finished an uneventful dump and was standing to look out of the window, I didn't see anyone out there, so I kept standing and pulled my shirt up and wiped standing, as I normally do. I don't always stand when in a doorless stall because of modesty. Sometimes. I wiped and tossed the paper, and didn't see anyone outside so I grabbed more paper and started wiping again. I took a glance at the paper and saw that there was a guy walking right in front of my stall right then. Apparently, he came around the corner and I didn't see him. I was surprised, but I just went ahead and kept cleaning up while standing there with my shirt pulled up, too. He took a leak at the urinal and turned back towards me when he was finished and I was pulling up my briefs. He walked over to the sinks and washed up and went to dry his hands as I arrived at the sinks.

Hey, ESTEBAN! Good to see you back here! I always like reading your stories. i agree how some people just don't know how to react when they come across someone on a toilet, or they get spotted taking a dump. I've posted many stories about these reactions. It is cool to have a conversation with someone while one or both of you are dumping. Nothing wrong with that.
Be sure to keep posting, bud!


Friday, April 06, 2012


Mega Girl

At the Beach

Hello everyone I have another bunch of stories to tell. Yesterday I went to the lake and lounged at the shore sunbathing. I went swimming for a little while but mostly sunbathed. While sunbathing I felt an incredible urge to lay some turds. I walked down the shore until I couldn't see anyone. I dug a hole in the sand and layer two long turds and one wave of diarrhea. I decided to leave it there with out burrying it so people could see it.

My best friend and I went to Vancouver island recently, lovely place, and while at the beach my friend said to me she needed to poop. I told her find a secluded spot so she went out into the water and swam in one spot for about a minute and then came back. She said that she pulled her swimsuit down and pooped on long turd. She said the relief was nearly orgasmic because she hadn't pooped in about a few days.

One more story happened to me at a party, there were maybe fifty people there, I also don't go to many parties so I don't know what to call that. I had to poop and really didn't want to go in the house because everyone would hear me. Normally I would be fine but fifty people was too many. So I went down the street and hid behind some cars and pooped some diarrhea into the stormdrain. I returned to the party and had a great night. BYE EVERYBODY!


recently met a frequent wetter

I've knowna few people over the years with an accident story or two, but i recently met a girl named Amanda who has extemely poor bladder control and therefore can't wait very long for the bathroom, and I've found myself witnessing her failing to make it to the restroom in time and soaking her pants on 4 occasions. She started working with me 3 months ago. One afternoon it came as a great shock to me when i went into the service desk area where she works to print something, and as i was there i heard amanda mutter "oh my god..." i looked up to see dark blue streaks streaming down both of her legs, glistening on her jeans, and a oval shaped wet patch slowly grew on her butt. A puddle formed at her feet, and her shoes were soaked with pee. I'd never seen a person pee so much in her pants. It was like she'd drank a gallon of water and held it all day. She looked at me completely red in the face and said "I'm so sorry, i couldn't hold it in anymore..." i told her not to worry, and i excused her to go change her pants. She returned after about 45 minutes with clean dry pants on, but she still faintly smelled like pee. Understandable considering how badly she'd wet herself.

I figured it was a once in a lifetime event that I'd witnessed, that this girl's bladder had unexpectedly betrayed her at an inopportune time and she suffered an embarrassing wetting accident for the first time in her life. But about a week later i found out it wasn't a very uncommon occurrence for her, when she peed her pants at the desk again. I was in there filling out a log book and watching all the lines, and she was bouncing back and forth from foot to foot while helping customers. Suddenly i looked up and saw her tightly crossing her legs and there was a big wet stain rapidly growing on her ass. She had light gray courderoys on and the wetness was dark and really showed. She uncrossed her legs and there was wetness all over her crotch and thighs. She turned to me, red in the face again, and said "at least i didn't get it in my shoes this time." And again she left for about 45 minutes and returned with dry pants smelling slightly like pee.

One night after work we al went out for drinks. She didn't work that night but came out and met us. She had a short black and red dress on. She drank pretty consistently and was sitting in the booth across from me. At one point she laughed pretty hard, then got all red in the face and said "oops..." i said "what's up?" She said "...i laughed a little too hard and kinda peed my panties." I laughed and said "again! What's with you,?" She said "shut up! I have a weak bladder!" She got up and left the booth, and her dress was bunched up and clinging to her butt which was visibly wet, and the red stripes were see through revealing wet black panties. Her upper thighs were exposed and were glistening wet.

Finally, this evening she suffered yet another work wetting. She had light blue jeans on and i let her leave for a bathroom break. A customer stopped her on her way and i watched her standing in the middle of the checkout area talking to the customers when those familiar dark wet streaks started flowing down her jeans. I rushed over to take over helping the customer and she hustled off to the bathroom, peeing her pants as she walked. Took her another 45 minutes to change, smelled like pee again. It must be so embarrassing for her! I told her we'll plan a potty schedule for her.


James
I thought this was funny, thought I'd share it with you guys. Getting off of work at 5:30, I didn't feel the urge to cook for myself and decided to get some McDonalds. The take-out window was packed with tons of cars and the inside was dead save for some moms and their kids. The McDonalds was one that had the play place so kids could mess around and moms talked. So I went inside and was about to order my food when two little boys ran from outside the play place and around me, acting like how kids do. The mom comes running after them and scolds them, but brings herself out of that daze and gets the attention of one of the employees. "Hey, there's a brown stain on one of the play mats and I don't know if it's chocolate or not." The little boys were giggling and yelling out "It's poop!" "Yeah, it's poop!" The employees just shot this "God, are you kidding me?" look at the mom and one of the employees starts picking on what appeared to be the new guy, claiming he'll be the one cleaning it up. Despite the fiasco, I ordered my food and waited patiently while the manager snooped into the play place and came back saying "...It's not chocolate." The kids immediately start going "Ewwwwwwwww!" and giggling at the new guy's expense. I didn't stick around to see any more as I had gotten my food and decided to go home.

On a different note, my work building is getting some renovation done on the insides to make it more modern. The store gets a renovation every 10 years or so. It's about a month or so in and next week, they're about to close one of our two bathrooms every two weeks so they can fix them up. As a result, we'll be having unisex bathrooms. Everyone is distraught and some have joked that they will be taking the month off from work until the bathrooms are back to normal. I'm dreading it too, but I think I can sneak back to my house that's five minutes away and use the bathroom there. I could start charging people to use my bathroom too. :)


Bowl report
Hi all. Sorry I havnt posted in a while, my partners been staying over and its hard to explain taking a laptop to the bathroom. I had to use the toilet at work today. I usually try not too but the urge got bad. It was a two big ones, at least eight inches by two. It was SO relieving to get it out. The smell was really thick and it took six wipes to clean up afterwards. Hope you all enjoyed this one. Happy pooping.


Trying to find the name of a show, please help

So, it's a uk show. the only scene I remember is one where a woman (likely a mother) is on the toilet while a little girl (likely her daughter) talks to her. a name of this show would be very appreciated.


misty (not real name)
to desprite jill i have experience something similar to your experience and im sorry that happened to you and i know how u feal


John H

comments and questions Post Title (optional)

hey all havent been on here in a while as i have been busy. good to read all the storys though. I have gotten my recorder out again and have some nice audio of a female friend taking a nice long pee in my toilet. I can tell the story in full if anyone is interested in hearing it?
Going to drop in a few comments for now though.

To the chosen one, do you know what your friend went to the toilet in?
To Amy, hey thanks for sharing your story. If it wasnt for your sister using the bathroom you would have been fine. At least she is family though so I am sure she understands the situation.
To Francesca, thanks for sharing your story. that was a long time to hold in your pee for, there must have been a lot. It was a good idea that you tryed and I was surprised that the wash cloth held all the pee. I guess the fact that you didnt release it all in one go helped. that must have took alot of control on your part.
To mortified mommy, thanks for sharing your story with us. It was a shame that the house wasnt empty when you got home. As bad as your child seeing you having an accident was it must have been much worse when your brother in law happend to be there. Everyone has an accident at some point though so hope that helps a little.
To Jessica, Hey sounded like you had a lot of work picking up all the pampers after the bin blew over. Im just wondering how big are size 6 pampers?
To Karen, Hey your ex sounded like a total pig! I can see why he is your ex haha.
To Andrea, Really enjoyed your peeing outdoors story. Thanks for sharing and im looking forward to reading more.
To Mr Clogs, Hey good question. Im not a regular smoker but I have enjoyed taking a dump sitting on the toilet while smoking a joint a few times. I found it relaxing but its not something I do often. I have took a cup of tea in with me a few times also.


BOB
I was reading some of the pages of people getting sick...vomitting etc and it reminded me of something that happened in college. One of my fraternity brothers had set me up on this blind date with a girl that was really hot. Umfortunteatley for me I was feeling sort of sick even before I picked her up. We were going to a bar drinking and dancing were the plans. She was real frendley and I could tell that this could be a really good date. After drinking and dancing just abit I was starting to feel really bad...sour stomick etc. then I got the runs and had to excuse my self several times to make a mad dash to the toilet. Imade it through the date but not having any fun at all. I was not even able to give the girl a good night kiss and Had I been feeling better it might have been alot more than a kiss that she would have gotten. Anyway I proceeded back to the frat house and prepared to go to bed. But I thought maybe if I could some cold tablets I would feel better in the morning. Bad move..about 2 hours later I awoke with the sickest stomich you cld immagine. I got up and rushed to the bathroom knowing that puke was on its way. Reaching the toilet I knelt in front of it and almost immedately started to gag and heave two or three huge heaves but all that came up was peices of the 2 cold tablets that I had taken earlier. It came up with such force that I could barely standup afterwards. Feeling very weak I returned to bed realizing what a great night it could have been. I never had a chance to date that hot chick again!


Jules
To Shadow: I learned to pee standing a long time ago (I thought I was FTM for a while) and it took me a while to get used to standing to pee, especially in public. I found I had problems with getting a strong enough stream and not dribbling, especially at the beginning, and the best way to avoid that is to relax your lower abdomen while clenching your urethra shut first. It builds up pressure and makes for a stronger start. I practiced naked in the shower the first several times, then outside in the yard in a skirt before my aim was any good.

I use a homemade medicine spoon STP in public sometimes (I get really pee-shy when I stand in public still, even in closed stalls) and it helped with getting used to standing to pee and allayed some of my worries about messing up and dripping on myself.


A.W.

Re: What Happened Next

Andrea, I'm glad that you wrote about your pee in the woods. Nice story! :) Yes, do feel free to write more. I like pee stories too!


FishnorFowl

A few interesting bathroom instances

First-

On the way home from work the other night (hour commute) I noticed an intense need for a pee as I prepared to leave, but I wanted to try and hold it until I got home just for fun. About half-way home the desperation started coming in waves. I was about 3 miles from home when the "warning squirts" started coming. I clamped them off until I arrived home. When I got one foot on the ground the dam burst and I started pissing my pants like a firehose. It felt amazing. I decided to just let it happen while I walked into my house, I was still going when I got to the toilet, so I finished there. It was one of the biggest pees I've ever had.

Second-

It's rare for me to have poop accidents, but when I do they are serious. A week ago I awoke from a nap with an overwhelming pressure in my lower belly and some serious cramps. I rushed to the toilet, but at the door way I felt my butt start to open against my will. I really couldn't stop it from happening. Next it felt like my stomach did a reverse dry heave and I exploded a mixture of diarrhea and normal poop into my boxer shorts. Anyone ecer experience that reverse heave sensation when pants pooping?


Shane (female)

CONSTIPATION EXPERIMENT

Shane here, sorry it's been so long. First of all, I forget who, but someone asked if I'm a boy or a girl. I'm a girl. I added female to my title because Shane is commonly a boy name and I didn't want to mislead anyone.

No story today, BUT I'm doing a little experiment on myself. I just pooped a full load and got myself all cleaned out. Then, I ate a whole bag of cheese and 2 full bags of walnuts. I'm not going to try any remedies, I'm just going to see how long my body takes to naturally poop. I want to know what you guys think. Tell me how you think my next toilet session will go. Use details like dialogue, grunt sounds, when you think it'll be (a week, 2 weeks, ect), and stuff like that. Remember I have a mom, best friend, and boyfriend who would love to help ;) I'll be sure to post results when I get them!

With love,
--Shane


Esteban

Finally, a nice guy!

I didn't expect to post again so soon. But when I went back to the beach today, I went to the men's room in the parking lot and this time the middle stall was the cleanest, despite some water in the floor. I wiped the seat down with a disinfectant wipe, unbuttoned my fly and sat down keeping my pants at my knees so they wouldn't get wet touching the floor.
A young guy, early 20's I'd guess, came in and took the urinal directly opposite me. When he saw me out of the corner of his eye he quickly side-stepped to the next urinal.
I thought he was the typical a-hole, but then he said "They should put doors on those things." I said something about lack of privacy and he laughed and said, "you scared the heck out of me."
As he was zipping up, I said, "When you gotta go you gotta go."
By this time he was in front of me. He looked at me and smiled and said, "I know what you mean." He smiled again and said, "have a good one," and he walked to the door.
It took so little effort to be pleasant, not terrified of acknowledging my presence. And not afraid to even look in my direction, like the other guys who came in after him. A guy on a toilet is not a Gorgon, and a friendly nod never hurt anyone.


Desperate to poop

Porta Pottie Story

Jaynee

I've got a few porta potty stories if you'd like them. Having been to Glastonbury then the portapotties there can be truly disgusting with all the pooing and peeing and tampon changes that get dumped in it!

But Glastobury aside I remember a desperate porta potty experience from a few years back.

I was actually at a largish car boot sale and they had a few unisex porta potties. after walking around for a bit and enjoying a bacon butty I needed a dump. I headed off to the porta potties and as usual there was a queue for about 3 porta potties. About 7 people waiting. I can't remember how many were in the line but it was pretty big and I think I rememember at least 7 in line. The line went relatively quickly but then stopped for a while with 3 dumpers in them. I remember the lady 2 in front as she was desperate to poop and was holding her bum big time. There were a few gents in line too

She finally got in and I remember waiting quite a while once the lady in front of me went in. I ended up replacing the lady who had been desperate and she apologsised as she came out, due to her diaerroh she had coated the porta pottie and hit the back of the toilet. I really had to go by know so I just squatted and did my best to avoid the mess. My dump was reasonably solid so I didn't thankfully add to the mess and dumped into the porta potty itself with much relief.

I came out five minutes later very relieved and the lady who went in after me looked in horror at the toilet but she didn't come so obviously needs must


Skylar
Hi my name is Skylar and I am 17 years old. I found this site because I was searching the internet for people like me. An incident recently happened and my mom told me there was something wrong with me. I wanted to find a place where I fit in and it looks like I did. SInce I can't talk to my friends about this, I will share the story here.
Last week my parents left town for the day to visit my sick aunt. They left in the morning and were not supposed to be home until the next day. I really enjoy the feeling of holding my pee and peeing my pants or in weird places but don't ever get the chance to because I live at home. I decided this was my chance. I peed when I got up, ate breakfast and said goodbye to my parents. They left me a chore list, so I started doing that, drinking water and soda throughout the day. Some of my chores involved doing things outside and it was pretty hot, so I was drinking a lot of water. By noon I had to pee pretty badly but continued to hold it (I had last peed at 8 AM.) 1pm rolled around and then 2, and by then I was holding my crotch and crossing my legs, but the feeling would go away and then come back. By four, I was doing a full on pee dance. I decided to do the dishes, which was the last chore on my list. I just had on a tank top and pair of boy shorts by the way. The running water made my need worse and I had my legs tightly crossed while I washed them. Towards the end of my washing, a squirt of pee escaped. I clamped my legs together and was able to stop but as soon as I moved another squirt came out. I kept holding but lost another squirt which released the flood gates. I stood in the kitchen as hot pee ran down my legs and puddled onto the floor. All of a sudden I heard the front door open, which is right by the kitchen. My parents had come home early! I tried to stop peeing but couldn't. Even if I was able to stop, the floor was a mess and my boy shorts and legs were totally soaked. My mom walked in and there I was, standing there still peeing myself. She did not say anything at first and just watched as pee continued to pour out of me. I tried to pretend like it was a genuine accident, but she said by the amount of pee there was she could tell I had been holding it all day and that 17 year olds do not have legitimate accidents in their own house with access to a bathroom. My dad walked in then too, and I was still peeing. My mom told me to clean up and then go to my room. She said I was disgusting and there was something wrong with me. I cleaned the floor and went to my room. A bit later, I had to pee again because I had held it so long. I walked out of my room and started to head to the bathroom, but my mom stopped me. She said since I like to pee my pants so much I could do it again and was not allowed to use the bathroom as a punishment for the rest of the week. I went back into my room and peed into my trash can. I also was not allowed to shower and felt gross and ashamed. I have since been allowed to shower, but still not allowed to use the toilet. I pee in the shower, in my trashcan and at school. I have also been pooing at school.
Finding this website makes me feel better. I hope to become a regular poster. So far I have not had a chance to read many posts, but plan on catching up soon.


Japan gaijin

Poo in japan

Hi my name is Jason and I live in japan. One day in the first year i was in japan I really needed to poop, I was looking for a toilet for 30 minutes and was dying. Finally I found a public toilet I ran Inside and there was only one toilet, I ran in side, realized it was a squat toilet and took my pants off. I let it rip, it was a little sloppy, anyway, I pooped into a place I thought I had to poop and flushed, the poop wasn't going down, I flushed some more it didn't go down. I opened the door and saw a Japanese man standing there. I walked out and he walked in, I ran not even washing my hands, I just really hope he didn't fallen because I have fallen into those toilets before.


Anon

Amy and Kaitlin

Amy, that is embarrassing, especially when you're that close to the toilet. I have two theories on why this happened based on a number of stories that I've read here. The first is a phenomenon that I've heard described here where the desperation to go increases as you get closer and closer to the toilet. The other is a theory that I have which is that if your desperation to pee is at a 8 out of 10, and the same for the need to poop, the combined desperation is not 16, but more like 19.75.

Kaitlin, I'm curious as to why you're not able to clean yourself up at 19.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: the Chosen One great story about your friends car poop it sounds like she really had to go and lucky she found something to use.

To: Amy great accident story it sounds like you were pretty desperate but at least it happend at home with not that many witnesses and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Francesca as always another great story it sounds like that was a pretty good washcloth to hold all your pee and not spill a drop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: kaitlyn as always another great pooping story and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Desperate To Poop as always another grea pooping story it sounds like that dump felt really good and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Kate great desperate pee story it sounds like you really had to go and then the surpise poop at the end I guese your body said as long your squatting like this might as well kill 2 birds with 1 stone and poop to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Mortified Mommy great accident story it sounds like that day was just not your day but accidents happen and please share anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: PooperGirl as always another great story it sounds like that woman was having a pretty tough time but at least she was able to poop and it sounded like a nasty one to and I cant wait for part 2 thanks.

To: Nicola as always another great set of stories first it sounds like that girl was really beytond desperate and your next story it sounds like you were just seconds away from pooping yourself but at least you made it in time and it sounds like it was a pretty good dump and your story about you and Emily both pooping outside it sounds like you both felt pretty good afterwards and great story about your desperate dump it sounds like you really had to go and felt really great afterwards and as alway I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: KW as always another great story and great live coverage and poop by poop coverage to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Pooperlady as always another great story and I bet it felt different standing up and pooping and I bet you felt great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Desperate Jill great desperate pee story and please post anymore you have thanks.

To: Jessica man that had to be beyond embarrassing and as wlay I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Karen as always another great story it sounds like you despearate wasnt as desperate and greaat story about that cheeto dump that sounded nasty and as always I look forward to your next one thanks.

To: Jessica first welcome to the site and great story about you and your friend pooping outside it sounds like you both enjoyed yourselves and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: NPU (noisy poopers united) as always another great story it sounds like your friend wont soon forget that and at least it was just a nugget and you made it to the toilet to finish it there and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Andrea great conclusion to your peeing story and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: MegaGirl as always another great set of stories first I hope your diarrhea ands quickly and great story about those girls pooping in that bathhroom and everyone hearing and great story about you and that woman pooping in the garden and I bet that plants enjoyed it and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Shortie I cant for your next story thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Tuesday, April 03, 2012


Anne (and David)

An al fresco buddy dump in the countryside

There has been lovely warm and sunny weather here in England quite unlike the usual for March and early April and yesterday myself and David went for a trio to the countryside and a walk and had an open air buddy dump.

We drove out to the countryside and had taken a picnic lunch with us intending to eat it then walk in a circular route though the fields and a small forest and then back to the car. Having eaten we had got into the forest about half way through the walk when I felt the need to do a motion and told David. I could quite probably have held it in as I could feel that it was a solid motion and we could have changed our route to arrive at a pub about a mile away but decided that it would be enjoyable to do it outdoors. We soon found a little secluded open area hidden by some thick bushes and well off the path so we would not be seen by other walkers.

We made sure we were not near watercourses or picnic areas or benches and I found a convenient branch to hold onto then hitched up my denim skirt round my waist to reveal my pair of pale blue Sloggi briefs which I pulled down to my knees and holding the branch squatted down. I did my wee-wee which made a dark patch on the dry soil then with an NN! UH! OH! started to push my big long fat jobbie out of my back passage with David watching it come out and encouraging me to "Do a nice big one for him" and I can say I fulfilled his wishes as this big fat log, knobbly for about half of its length then still firm and formed but smoother slowly but surely came out between my plump buttocks and onto the ground beneath. It eventually tapered down to a point then dropped onto the ground. My motion finished David took a moist wipe from his backpack and wiped me then wiped his hands as I pulled up my knickers and lowered my skirt. We had a good look at my big jobbie which was 18 inches long and 21/2 inches thick for most of its length until it tapered for the last few inches.

Now as often happens when one of us does a motion when the other is present the second partner also has the urge to do a poo. Now the roles were reversed and I watched as David undid his belt and pulled down his jeans to reveal the pair of Sloggi briefs he was wearing, identical to mine save that in his case they were a yellow pair, which he then pulled down to his knees, held onto the tree branch and with an UH! NN!N! OH! pushed out his own big log which was of identical length, fatness and solidity to mine, both of us hadn't done a motion for the previous 3 days which is quite normal for us, the only difference being that David's big jobbie was a darker brown than mine as he eats darker meat such as steak, beef, liver etc and whilst I can eat these I prefer lighter meats such as chicken, turkey, pork etc. Another difference was that David did his wee-wee AFTER he had passed his big turd, which often happens too when he does a poo at home, making an amber arc as he peed into the bushes having stood up after his jobbie had come out. I dried him after his pee then wiped his bum and I wiped my hands with a medicated wipe too as David pulled up his knickers and jeans. We had a good look at our two big jobbies lying on the ground and as they had not been done near any stream or eating areas etc but about 100 yards from the nearest path, we left them but did make a small hole in the rather hard ground to bury the most tissues. The insects and some coprophageous animals will dispose of them I am sure.

Both well satisfied we continued our walk back to the car and drove home. Has anyone else had an outdoor buddy dump?


Charlie
The other day, coming back from work, I was feeling hungry as I hadn't had much to eat all day, and stopped off and had a kebab. It didn't seem particularly dodgy but I don't normally have that sort of food, so I guess I might have known something was going to happen. Anyway, later on, I started to get really bad gas-like cramps. I went to the loo, and pushed out a few cramps, but there was nothing else doing, so I went back and watched TV. All of a sudden, about 15-20 minutes later, I felt a slight need to have a poo, and as I wasn't doing that much, I got up and started to walk to the bathroom. I didn't really need to go that bad as I stood up, but, within seconds, as I was going upstairs, I felt liquidy poo surge downward, and before I'd got to the bathroom, 2 squirts of diarrhoea had pushed out into my underwear. I rushed into the bathroom, locked the door, and spun round, just getting my bottom onto the loo as my stomach gave a big push, and the remains of that kebab gushed out into the water below. I gave another little push, and a few semi-formed pebbles shot out, and then it was over. I looked down at my underwear, and there was big glob of brown mucus-y sludge in the back. I mopped it out with toilet roll, and put them straight in the wash. Luckily my trousers were untouched. I've been completely fine since.
Has anyone else had diarrhoea come on that fast? I've never gone from just feeling the slightest urge to it actually pushing into my underwear so quickly before.


Jaynee

Porta Potties

Do any ladies have any good porta potty stories? I Recently had to use one while in a park and it was so nasty. It had one of the side urinals for guys and the seat was disgusting so instead of sitting i stood and arched myh stream into that. any ladies with similar stories?




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