Pooped in a child's potty & a fast food cupOkay, so, pooping in the child's potty was an interesting experience. It was different than most of the places I've pooped because I was able to sit down properly rather than squat. Looking at it now though, I have to say the potty was much smaller than the one I pictured in my head based on my own childhood memories. Well, I was a lot smaller back then too, so it does make sense.
Given that, I layed down some paper towels, anticipating a spillover. I sat down and began to poop and before too long I was getting a lot of resistance and I had to start standing up to continue pushing out my poop. Well, there was a problem, because there was little room after my first turd and I still felt some more in me. I finished pooping and the second turd fell on top of the first. All things totaled, it was better than going in a drinking glass, but not necessarily something I'm eager to do again.
But, the other thing I've tried since last posting was Mr. Clogs suggestion of going in a large fast food cup. Indeed that made the experience much better, if only because of the larger rim. All of my poop went in the glass, and then the larger volume meant it didn't overflow even in the slightest. The only bad part is the plastic cup probably won't hold up for another pooping session. Ah well, no plan is perfect.
The stink meter on the riseHi it's me again,
This past week
I took my daughter gorcey shopping,
So we can have some bonding time with one other, she just a wonderful child as our son. So anyway I was asking her how school going she frowned never seen her frown before, so I ask her what's wrong her reply was other girls tease her cause she don't poop at school like the other girls, which is stupid not everyone poop at school all the time, I sure didn't for sure till I played football on the boys team cause they needed a kicker that was good hehehe. So like was saying that hurted me to hear that how kids could be so mean now days, So I ask her why they do that, she says cause she wait around to one around, so I ask why that, so she can have some time to herself, so I told her that's fine everyone need time to themselves being around people all day can be overwhelming all by itself. So she began to smile again cause I understood where she was coming from. I feel it's very important to talk with children and open up to them about issuses they can be facing. So As we shopping for gorcies, One the girls been teasing her shows up and laughs and points to my daughter and sticks her tounge out and skips along. Then my daughter get's angry and runs after her and the girl runs into womens bathroom, so i stop what i was doing and run after her, so when I litarely running and get in the bathroom, boy did it stink saw, a par slacks and underwear to ankles of a woman, and toilet flushes and pulls up everything and exit little I know that it was the bullie girl mom pooping so I tell the girl mother that her daughter been bulling my daughter and next thing I know the girl mom yanks the girl by the arm pulls her into the stall the stall she just stunk up in ,and looks back at me and say thanks and sorry to my daughter, and next I hear the mom tell her daughter to drop them now in japanese and panties drop to the floor and all you can hear smacks and crys from the stall. So we left the bathroom didn't want to be noisy. And finish shopping, so on the way driving home I told my daughter you going get one too cause ,I don't like when they run off like that way too dangerous, too many sickos outthere, so When I get home mu husband was home with our son from daycare, and told him what happen, so he told me not to spank her but he will talk with her, so later on that night we had family talk altogether,. Thanks for your time, The end
Football Game Halftime DumpAs we all know, there are those times we see people in very distressing SITuations and we're just grateful it isn't us. This particular SITuation is one I would wish only on my very worst of enemies and occurred back in high school when I was attending a State playoff football game in Lansing. Toward the middle of halftime, I decided to head to the bathroom to take a leak before the start of the second half. Several yards ahead of me was a guy wearing a varsity jacket from the other school. I noted from the year on the jacket he was a class behind me placing him at 16 to 17 years old at the time. I didn't take much further notice of him and just assumed he needed to piss like I did. I figured NObody would EVER come in this place to shit if there was any way on earth they could avoid it.
As I reached the bathroom, I took note of the layout. The floor was all concrete and there were 2 rows of 4 toilets each raised up IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM WITH NO PARTITIONS AND NO DOORS. The rows of toilets there were back to back instead of facing each other.
As I was walking in, I was extremely surprised (and very pleased) to see the young guy ahead of me hurriedly at work unbuckling his belt and pulling his pants down while taking a seat on the toilet at the near end of one of the rows. This gave anyone walking in a clear view of his naked butt as it went down on the crapper. To give you an idea, this was the kind of bathroom-of-last-resort that made shitting your pants seem like a viable option. You didn't just come in here and drop your pants unless you really were in very serious trouble and you desperately needed to shit really, REALLY BAD! I figured this young athlete must have been quite badly loaded with shit and had no other options.
Just as the young guy was seated on the toilet, he noticed me walk in and walk over to the urinal. I could see from the insignias on his varsity jacket that he had earned his letters in soccer, wrestling, and baseball. The varsity jacket is usually a symbol of pride for a student athlete, but for this kid sitting in the middle of a wide-open bathroom with everyone able to see him shit, it was a liability as it announced to the whole world what his name was and where he went to school! (I frankly can't remember his name, but for this posting, I'll have him go by "Brad.") I figured him for about 5'8 and 155 pounds with an attractive face and an athletic physique that looked awesome sitting pants down on the crapper.
Besides his varsity jacket, the young man on the toilet wore a pair of Levis down at half-staff around his calves, white briefs, and the old-style canvas sneakers. The extremely loaded boy obviously wanted to wait me out and was hoping I would leave before he started a very large and noisy shit. (A huge mistake he would pay for dearly in the long run). I could tell from the tense look on his face that he was clearly making a determined effort to hold his shit back. He MIGHT have even succeeded had it been just the two of us. But, just as I was done at the urinal, a whole stream of guys come flocking into the bathroom. They started pissing at the urinals, and at the toilets next to and behind the resistant would-be shitter. By fighting the inevitable and not releasing his shit with just me present, "Brad" was now forced to unload his shit with more than a dozen guys around him who could see him bumming on the toilet at every angle. Not good.
Catching a look at the kid again, I could see a very disheartened look come over his face. He now knew that waiting out EVERYONE was an impossibility as the massive load in his butt was way too big and strong to resist any longer.. With a resigned sigh, the badly-loaded boy finally realized he was beaten and gave up his hopeless struggle. With that, Brad blasted an extremely LOUD fart accompanied by that sharp loud crackling and an extremely long wave of excrement that thundered out of him hitting the water hard with very loud resonant flooshes.
Of course, this very impressive explosion of farts and shit piling into the toilet caught EVERYONE'S attention, and all the guys there turned around for a look. You know how it is at an accident scene how you should keep moving but morbid curiosity makes everyone slow down for a good look?? Well, that's what you had here. I could see the look on everyone's face as we all kind of laughed and gave each other that "Wow! He-must-have-been-really-DESPERATE!!" look.
For Brad, he clearly knew the laughter was about him but was helpless to do anything about it. What must it have been like to feel like knowing the whole world was watching you (and laughing) at every angle as your bowels erupted?? (I don't want to know firsthand!!!) Brad tried as best he could to maintain his poise staring straight ahead even as LOTS more crackling shit came plowing out of him and piling up beneath him in the badly-needed toilet.
To make matters even worse for our exposed young shitter, a bunch of his friends from school walked into the bathroom as the defeated boy sat bumming on the toilet. Of course, seeing their loaded buddy helpless on the crapper with his pants down in the throes of a really major shit was too good for a bunch of high-school jocks to pass up and one yelled, "Hey guys!! Check out Brad taking a big shit!!!" Then another one yelled, "Hey Brad, can you fart a little louder? I'm not sure if they heard you in Grand Rapids!!" With that, everyone in the bathroom erupted with laughter even if they sympathized somewhat with Brad's plight.
By now, poor Brad's face was beet red as he looked back at the one "friend" who had made the Grand Rapids joke and said "I'll see what I can do." in an unamused-sounding voice. Another guy yelled "Don't light up to smoke in here. You'll kill us all!!" This was greeted with yet another round of laughter. Brad now had a look on his face that seemed to suggest he was regretting not shitting his pants when he had the chance. That certainly couldn't be any harder to live down than THIS, could it??
Since I was now blended into the scenery, I could see most of what happened next before I had to leave. Apparently resigned to his fate, Brad now realized that he was TRAPPED here and that his "friends" were NOT about to let him bum out his load in peace. The ONLY way out of his predicament was right through it. So, abandoning his pride and giving up any further resistance, the very loaded Brad then crapped and crapped, then crapped still more for around the next 10 minutes, all the while being tormented by his "buddies." I had to leave by then, so I don't recall Brad's toilet paper situation. It really wouldn't have been fair if Brad had to ask one of his "friends" for toilet paper too, but it certainly would have been fitting, and knowing these guys, that's probably how it went down. Brad also was almost certainly forced to wipe in front of them too. When it rains it pours, and I doubt these guys were about to let the bumming Brad off the hook at all. (Before we go feeling TOO sorry for Brad, I have this feeling that had it been one of his "buddies" instead of him in there loaded with pants down, his ass exploding on the crapper, Brad would almost certainly have been in the chorus of hecklers.)
When Brad was able to rejoin his "friends" after finally finishing up his very impressive shit, they gave him a pretty hard time of it for quite a while afterward. "Hey Brad!!! Did you have a nice shit???" I also overheard some girls from the other school later giggling about it, so I knew Brad had achieved fame far and wide for his very major dump. Leaving the game, I caught sight of the crapper himself. He had that look of plotting revenge in his eyes and I figured his "buddies" would probably be getting laxatives in their milkshakes at some point in the next couple weeks!!
Double troubleToday I have two stories. One happened a while ago. On thanksgiving me and my family go to my moms, we have the classic thanksgiving dinner, turkey, stuffing, etc. My mom said she "spiced" up our meal and use a new recipe for the stuffing. Whatever it was it went through me like a Exlax! Later that night I had a massive dump. When I sat down to poop I immediately plopped a turd, turd after turd they just kept coming. In the end I filled the bowl with turds, twice. Recently I had a dream where I was on a gameshow and they placed me in random scenarios, in public when I might have poop. You had to conceal each turd. I pooped on buses, in museums, restaurants, phone booths, you name it. When I woke up I had filled my panties until they overflowed. That was a hell of a mess to clean.
First time flyingAmanada isn't my real name. I don't know why I'm sharing this. Maybe I'll feel better. I just got back from a long vacation with my boyfriend that involved me flying for the first time. On the day we were going to leave last week we were running late and were in a hurry to check in and all the security crap and all that we got to the plane just in time to start boarding so during all that I didnt get to go to a bathroom even though i had to pee pretty bad. We got on the plane and sat down and i was really desperate, had my legs crossed and stuff, and my carry on bag sitting on my lap so i could hold my crotch with one hand underneath it. until they made me put it away. There was a delay in taking off but they wouldnt let anyone go to the bathrooms yet. Finally we taxi out and i'm already scared and nervous about flying and all that. I have both hands on the arm rests squeezing tight and my eyes closed. my boyfriend trying to comfort me. the plane started moving and picking up speed and then tilted and started up. then i felt my butt and the bottom of my thighs turning hot and wet and i realized i was pissing myself. i looked down at my lap but my jeans were really dark blue so no wetness was showing but my whole body must have turned red and i couldnt stop and just soaked my butt and the plane seat. but nobody noticed. i just sat there in my wet jeans the rest of the flight and by the time we got to our destination my jeans had almost completely dried except a little in my crotch, and my panties were still a little damp, but at least it wasn't like obvious to everyone who i walked past. we got to the hotel and my boyfriend found out what had happened but he thought it was kind of cute and funny so at least there was that. luckily i didn't piss myself on the flight back home haha.
comments & stuffTo: Tanya great story about you letting your boyfriend watch you poop it sounds like he enjoyed it alot and probaly cant wait until next time and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: unknown poster great story about you and your roomate pooping together it sounds like she is pretty open about it and might give some good stories to post about her and I look forward to anymore stories about her and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Leanne it sounds like you might have some great stories to tell from that day and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Samantha man that sounded embarrassing I hope feel better really soon and diarrhea is like that it can strike out of nowhere and its very hard to stop it because when it wants out it comes out whether your ready or not and I look forward to your next pot thanks.
To: Story Teller I love hearing your stories they are always gret and as always I cant wait for your next one thanks.
To: Thomas great story about hearing that woman poop at the autobody shop it sounds like was really embarrassed knowing people outside could hear her and please share anymore stoires like that thanks.
To: Zara great peeing story and do you have any pooping stories if so please share them as well and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Althea as always another great set of pooping stories it sounds like had some interesting poops and hearing others poop as well and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Melanie great story about you taking that huge dump in your pants and it sounds like you enjoyed and it sounds like you felt alot better and a little bit lighter after that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Timee welcome back and as always another great story and it sounds like had some good dumps and heard others aswell and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Rachel great story about your near accident it sounds like you were seconds away but at least you made it without having an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Whinnie great peeing stories and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Miley as you say so close yet so far away and thats the things about accidents they can happen to anyone at anytime and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Hide'n Go Poop it sounds like you really had to go first diarrhea then that huge yeah I bet you did feel so much better after that and it was probaly your body having a major cleanout and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Savannah great peeing story and I look forward to anymore stories you have thanks.
To: Mega Girl welcome to the site and great story it sounds like your boyfriend really enjoyed it and please post more stories thanks.
To: Nicola as always another great story and its true trying to run when you have diarrhea or really have to poop is not a good idea it usualy end in a mess or very close to one and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: I>3Pooping as always another great story and it sounds like you are having a pretty rough time I hope you feel better real soon and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Michelle (formerly M.S.) I agree with you completely maybe one of these days they will and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Angelica as always another great story it sounds like you really had to go at least you made it and didnt have an acccident and at least those women were understanding because you couldnt stop because diarrhea is like that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Unknown Poster it sound like you had a rough night having diarrhes all the bed and your husband at least he was there to help yo get cleaned up.
To: Traveling Girl great story about you and that other girl going to the bathroom together and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lauren as always another great peeing story and I look forward to your next one thanks.
To: Aimee as always another great story at least they got in trouble for doing that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tia first welcome to the site and great story and please share anymore stories you may have thanks.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Lift home buddy dumpThe other day when I finished work it was pouring with rain so my friend Sarah kindly gave me a lift home. I was dying for a poo at the time, probably because I'd held it for 4 days! Well we got onto the main road to find the traffic was a standstill. We didn't move for half an hour. I was getting desperate by now and I noticed Sarah looked bit worried. She sat in the drivers seat tapping the steering wheel impatiently and said, "If this traffic doesn't get moving soon I'm going to shit myself!" I told Sarah I was getting desperate to go myself and she looked pleased to hear me say that. eventualy we got moving again and as we were driving through a wooded area Sarah asked if I minded if we pulled over so she could relieve herself. I said exitedly, "Would I mind? Of course I wouldn't. We can do it together." Sarah said there was a box of tissues on the back seat and I grabbed them and we got out of the car and headed for the trees. Once we were hidden we took our work trousers down and Sarah pulled her thong to one side and began to pee while the first of a series of turds emerged. I waited for Sarah to finish her poo and watched as her pile grew bigger and bigger. The sight of Sarah relieving herself made me want to go even more and by the time she was finished I was about to go in my knickers. Sarah moved to one side and I quickly pulled my knickers down and squatted over her pile. My poo came out with no need to push and it was even bigger than Sarah's the relief was amazing and By the time it was all out our combined creation was a foot high. I wiped a few times and pulled my clothing up before getting back in the car.
This afternoon I went to watch a football game against our home team versus another State team with some friends. It was a really nice day so I enjoyed myself by having a few hot dogs, fries and a large soda from the local concession that they had set up. After the game finished I could feel the effect of the food I had consumed and thought it would be a good time to go to the bathroom before I headed over to my girlfriend's place. We were seated quite high so it took some time to get down. I saw a large lineup for the porta pottys so I decided to get in line now before it got longer. I noticed there were two lineups because the units were divided in two with an entrance on each side. I took the side that looked like it was moving faster but it eventually slowed down. I noticed it was mostly men on my side and as I observed I could tell they were all shitting because most were taking several minutes or more to come out. By now it had been almost ten minutes that I had been waiting and I was growing desperate.
Finally I was next up to go and it was a bit of wait before a guy in his 30s came out of a unit near the end. I headed over and entered in. The smell was pretty strong but the unit was pretty clean with lots of toilet paper. The toilet was right against the wall that divided the porta potty. The unit was clearly designed for capacity because the storage tank went nearly across the entire width of the unit. I dropped my jeans and underwear as I got ready to sit down. Just as I started to unroll toilet paper for the toilet seat I heard someone come into the neighboring unit. As I lifted the lid I could see a lot of turds in the bottom. I heard and felt someone sit down and shortly afterwards release a very large fart as they started to piss strongly. I realized that the tank was not divided between the two units so it was quite easy to hear everything going on. The thin plastic wall between didn't offer much insulation either. I heard a phone ring and a male's voice answer. "I'm just in the bathroom I'll be there in a few minutes" before he hung up. After I was done with layering the toilet I sat down and waited. The guy grunted a few times before I heard a turd drop into the tank loudly as he released more farts. As he started to wipe I couldn't hold it in any longer and began pushing out the turd. As I did I lost control of my bladder and started to piss a torrent out. I felt the turd slowly ease its way out before it slammed into the tank bottom causing a splashback. I reached over and started to unroll the toilet paper as he got up and left. At that moment I pushed another turd out that gave a lot more resistance. A couple of more pushes and it was out. As I started to wipe the next person came into the washroom and shitted what sounded like a case of bad diarrhea. I got up and left quickly knowing that others were waiting. I felt a lot better as I made my way over to my girlfriends' place.
Killer CookiesOne time when I was around Sixteen Me and my Brother joined this Program to do Random things.Well My best Friend's Brother Wayne joined too and what an embarassment.The Two men that ran it was a scientist and the other worked for a goverment agentcy(sorry for the spelling)The two men each had kids and I got along with them real good.Any way Wayne always got jump on alot for horseplay and what not.You all might had heard me post about hin in my previous stories on here.
Any way when we was out side doing are projects,Wayne snuck back in the building and at all the refreshments,Which where Christmas cookies from that previous year.When we got back inside the cookies where gone and we saw a trail of cookie crumbs lead to the bahtroom.One of our instuctors opened the door and Wayne yelled CLOSE THE G-D D-MN DOOR!He was on the toilet.We all saw him and he let out a wet fart.And the farted some more and it sound like popcorn popping in the toilet.
Much needed poop after evening with friendsYesterday was Monday, which is our weekly game night. We get together with some of our friends for dinner and card and board games. Well, when we had started playing, I was feeling the first signs I'd need to poop shortly. It wasn't a major urge, but I do tend to have a lot of smelly pre-poop farts. I tried to hold back my farts as much as I could, and I did a good job, only a few snuck through.
I had thought about just going several times during the evening, but I found that I also enjoy pooping with my boyfriend watching. So, I just held it in and then by the time we left I really had to poop pretty bad. In the car, I told my boyfriend that I was going to have to poop as soon as we got home. The drive home was certainly a smelly one, as I was letting off some nasty farts, but luckily for our noses, it was only a short drive.
We pulled up at the house, and got home and I made a beeline for the bathroom, my boyfriend following close behind. I yanked down my bottoms and plopped myself on the toilet just in time for a deluge of poop to flow forth. Lots of soft poop just all came out practically at once, making a cacophony of sploops and shoonks. And boy that bathroom definitely did NOT smell like roses. It took seven wipes before I felt clean and then I flushed.
Latest updateHi everyone, sorry I haven't got round to posting for a while, I've been really busy lately at school and just haven't had the time.
Aimee- I really enjoyed reading your posts, it sounded pretty embarasing when those boys saw you and Charlotte on the field toilet, especially as you were both having a poo. Theres not really much you can do by the time you've got your trousers and knickers down and the poo is coming out of your bum, I know because its happened to me a few times at school because of faulty locks on the cubicles. The worst time was when I went for a poo one lunch break, I was on the toilet with my skirt and knickers at my ankles and I was screwing up my face to push a hard piece out when suddenly the door burst open and someone came in, even though they shut the door really quickly and apologised I knew a few girls waiting in the queue had seen me straining and I felt really embarased.
Anyway, back to my latest story, this is from last week when the weather was really warm. By the time I got to lunchtime I was getting quite desperate for a poo and I knew it was going to be a big one as I worked out I hadn't been for a few days. I was determined to hold it until the end of lunch as the loos tend to be really busy then and I knew I'd probably be on the toilet for a while. I had a study lesson after lunch that day and I figured hopefully by then there wouldn't be so many people using the loo. As I got to the last 5 minutes of lunchtime I was having to clench my bum to stop my turd from poking out. I really didn't want to end up with poo in my underwear as I was going shopping after school with Ellie and Louise, two new friends I've made since starting at the school. I knew we'd end up sharing fitting rooms and I didn't want to have dirty knickers if I could possibly avoid it. After the bell had gone for the start of lessons I took myself off to the English block toilets. My hopes of being the only one there were dashed as I saw a girl in Year 8 or 9 walking in just ahead of me, she was holding her belly and had a worried look on her face so I guessed she was pretty desperate. We had to take cubicles next to each other as the other one was occupied, I locked the door, lifted my skirt (I wasn't wearing tights as it was so warm) and pulled down my green knickers. I looked towards the next cubicle and saw the girl's skirt and white knickers at her ankles. I heard a few wet sounding farts and a groan, and then an eruption as her bowels emptied into the toilet, she must have been a few seconds off pooing her pants. I had a wee and then started to push, my turd came out easily at first but then got wider and dryer and started to get stuck. I went up on tiptoes and gave a really hard push, luckily my grunt was masked by the other girl coughing. I heard her starting to wipe her bottom soon after, it took her a while. I was pushing as hard and as quietly as I could, which wasn't easy. The other girl finished wiping, flushed and left which meant I was now on my own in there. I took advantage of that by doing a few massive pushes as I held my bum cheeks apart and grunting loudly, that seemed to do the trick as my first log sped up suddenly now the thickest part was through. It plopped down into the bowl and almost straight away I started to push out the next log. This one was a bit easier, two more logs later I realised I was done so I took a wad of toilet paper and started to wipe my bottom. When I'd finished wiping I pulled up my knickers, let down my skirt and went to wash my hands. As I walked out of the loos a girl in Year 10 or 11 came in, I hoped I wasn't looking too flushed. I felt loads better after that poo although my bum was quite sore- the rubbish school toilet paper certainly doesn't help!
Thanks for reading, will post again soon, bye for now.
chili poopHey all, hope everyone's week is going well!
Forgot a few questions to my survey...
Do you eat certain foods KNOWING you'll take a larger than normal dump?
How many turds do you usually poop?
Do you have a favorite type to let out?
Do they usually make noise?
Now for my story. The other night I made myself up some chili. Now, I can handle spicy. sure, afterwards I may have juicy farts, but I don't get the runs (often) from spicy stuff. It may make my poop soft,or even loose, and a bit smelly, but I'm fine.
So in the chili I had tomatoes, peppers, beans, beef, a bit of Frank's red hot, chili powder, celery and a few other things. And I had a Yuengling to wash it down.
About an hour and a half later, I had to poop. I grabbed my iphone (apps on the toilet? not bad), and went in. I sat down, and let out a juicy echo fart that felt good. Then i let my shit slide out on it's own accord. *could feel it coming but no sounds...stopped after a few seconds*. PLOONK....PLOP....PLOP-PLOP.....PLOONK-SHH...*brief sound of a poop rustling...*. It felt so good, I was actually...ah, slightly visibly excited in a male specific way (not sure how strict moderation is here.) All of them felt smooth on the way out, and upon inspectionm they were. 4 mediums logs that were kinda big around, and some loose runny stuff. Kind of an auburn color too, and a few skidmarks on the bowl. wiping wasn't too bad - 4-5 passes. Whole things took me about 3-5 minutes.
And now some shout-outs before I say farewell:
Tia - welcome to the board! More stories are welcome!
Rachel - wow, VERY close! did you have the runs or just let out a shit ton of logs?
William - never tried that yet...
I <3 Pooping - sounded like a noisy session. hope you are feeling better now and tell us about the next one!
Mega Girl - WOW, your boyfriend is a very lucky man!
Just in case you missed it cus it took a while for the site to update, my survey:
1) Where are you comfortable using the bathroom?
2) Do you wait to find a good bathroom, or typically use the first one you come across?
3) How do you 'position' yourself & your pants etc when you sit?
4) How often do you pee?
5) What color / shade is it?
6) Do you pee a lot in one go?
6) How often do you fart?
7) What type of farts do you do?
8) Are you shy about farting?
9) Do you fart on the toilet?
10) Are your farts noisy?
11) Do they smell?
12) How often do you poop?
13) What foods etc make you poop?
14) How long does it usually take you?
15) What types of poop do you do? (chunks, logs, pebbles, semi-solid...)
16) Does a lot come out?
17) What texture are your loads? (soft, liquid, mushy, firm, rock solid..)
19) When you poop do you require effort?
Other / Misc.
20) Do you usually need lots of toilet paper?
21) Do you 'line the seat' with tp?
22) Ever had someone else in the bathroom with you, or vice versa? (for toilet purposes)
23) Not counting when you were a kid, have you ever had an accident? (from being sick, drinking / eating too much, nothing nearby...)
24) Do you make sounds when you go? Sigh after a pee you've been holding for an hour, grunt / strain on a difficult poop, etc...? .
25) what was your best bathroom experience?
26) What was your worst?
Whew! That's all for now! Hope all is well!