Friends Half Sistors ConclusionWe had a great time at breakfast at the diner. Linda and Chris were hungry and ate everything that they had ordered. They both laughed when after they had finished. They both rfused anything else even after I had asked them both. So I paid and we left. Now I had to head to the bus stop to catch my bus to start to get back home.
Luckily where I had to catch my first bus was near the girls house so we did have a walk but Chris wanted to go home so she would leave Linda and I once we did reach my bus stop. Again we walked taking the alleys on the way back. We passed where Chris had pissed and shit in the old recessed window in the old building. Her piss had dried up but all her shit was still there laying on the concrete sill. Chris giggled loudly looking at her shit laying there. I noticed that Linda smiled slightly and had clanced over at Chris's shit too.
Twent miutes later we reached the point where Chris was going to leave Linda and I. She gave me a big hard hug, followed by a loud thank you, and see you later! Chris took off running and she dissapeared when she made a turn down the street. Linda and I went on walking towards the bus stop which we still had about four blocks left to go.
Linda and I covered two blocks and she said to me after wlking the two blocks; I don't know about you Dave but I need to piss and shit now! ItoldLInda that I could use a piss. Linda said good! There is a alley in the next block so lets go use it! Linda hurried up her pace now and I kept right up with her.
We came to the end of the block and Linda turned to the right went up a few houses and there was the alley. We crossed over the street and went into the alley. After passing the houses that had lined the strets the alley turned which was in a middle of a overgrown field with some scattered trees and a few ramshackle looking buildings. Linda told me that she took this alley as a shortcut to school. Then she laughed and also said to me. I stop here a lot in the mornings or on my way home to piss or shit! I laughed and shook my head.
Linda now turned and started walking through the high grass of the field and I fllowed her over to where there was a small group of trees. Once we were in the trees Linda said; Here we are. As I looked the area over there was lots of trash all over the place. What I did spot was plenty of crumpled up napkins and even some toilet paper scattered around. That from you? I asked Linda. She giggled hard and told me it was.
inda before she got ready lauhed and told me she was prepared for she pulled out several napkins from one of her dreses pockets. She nust have taken them when I paid for breakfast. I had gone up to the counter when I paid. Any way Linda gathered up the bottom of her dress pulled it up above her hips and waist and got down in a high squat. I reached down pulled down my zipper and Linda said to me quickly; Stop! Pull your pants down and underware too! You'll be ok here. We are out of sight. So I said ok and I did what she wanted.
So now I stood there with my pants and white briefs around at my knees holding my penis aiming it at the ground in front of Linda bt just off to her right. She was smiling with a big smile. Then she let out a loud long fart which faded away at its end. Then she started t piss hard sending a hard, loud hissing piss stream straight down hiting the dry leaves under her making them crackle till they got soaked with her piss.
I started my piss right after Linda started hers. I sent a good hard stream out too. My stream shot down hard hitting the dry leaves also making them crackle and even pushed some of them out of the way of my stream was hitting the dry leaves. I glanced at Linda and she was just pissing not having started to shit yet. So I raised my penis up some making my stream move across through the leaves and trash on the ground. Linda watched me do this.
Then Linda's hard hissing piss stream eased right up only now dribbling. I heard soft crackling. Linda was starting to shit but it was not in sight yet. It soon was after a few more seconds had passed. Now also Linda was only dripping piss as I saw a smooth looking fat tan shit apear under her with a blunt fat tip. Linda said to me; This one feels like one that Chris would do! I said right back to her; It does!
I as I watched as Linda's shit got longer cut off my piss stream so I could watch her. Her fat tan shit was already over a half foot long and still softly crackled and got longer. Then as I watched it slowly started to curve. After reaching I would have to say ten inches it had curved enough that it broke! The pice that fell when her shit broe made a loud crackle hitting the dry leaves along with a dull thump too. The remaining piece that was hanging continuied moving gaining in length.
This secnd piece ust have been softer for after reaching about four five inches it cracked and broke and that piece of shit fell to the ground with anoter small chunk following it. So it broke twice. There was still a blunt piece that I could see sticking out and it wasn't moving at all. It was just staying there. Linda now had given a push for from her vagina sheshot out a good spurt of piss from it. Her stubby shiy grew about a inch then stopped. Then Linda tried agin nothing happened.
Then she asked me for the napkins and I gave them to her. Good thing I brought alot with me this time. Linda reached back and gently grabbed the stubby shit and broke it away and threw down the napking. Took another one and gave herself a long wipe and tossed that napking down. Then taking a third one she wiped herself again. Looked at the napkin folded it over and wiped another time. Then she tossed that one and told me she was done.
So I gave a little push to finish my piss. I started strong again sending out a good stream of piss. Linda scooted over by my lefts side and stood by me. As soon as Linda was standing beside me she asked me; Can you raise up so you will make a long arc? Ilaughed raised my penis up and I made a nice long arc with my piss stream which came down over six feet where I was standing.
There that make you happy? I said to Linda. I got a slight jab in the ribs but Linda did say yes to me. I went on and pissed for about twenty seconds and came to a multiple spurting ending. Thta was it I was done. I pulled up my pants and white briefs. We then walked away and ten minutes later we were at my bus stop. I had a short wait and my bus came. Linda told me she had a lot of fun and thanked me. I said I did too. Before I got on the bus to leave Linda gave me quick hrd kiss and stepped back. I got on the bus and the bus pulled away and we waved at each other as the bus made greater distance between us. The End
long time visitorHey all,
I've been visiting this site for a few years, but I rarely post. I hope to become more active in the future. I have two stories for today.
1. I am ill with the H1N1 virus, and for the last week have been having the worst diarrhea of my life. I am not kidding or exaggerating in anyway. It started while I was at the grocery store. I started having the typical diarrhea cramps so I found the restroom and proceeded to go. It was like vomiting from my ass, nothing that came out was digested! It was horrible and painful. I leave this store and head to another, only to have to stop half way there at another store just to have diarrhea again. I made it to the toilet and exploded to the point of covering the bowl in green slime. I decide to head home after this, and as soon as I am home another round hits, and then subsequent rounds ten minutes apart for the next 4 hrs. I start feeling somewhat better after midnight so I head to bed. Which leads me to story two.
2. I go to sleep and sleep soundly until about 8 am. I wake up to an odd sensation and discover I am seriously pissing in my shorts. I grab my penis to try and stop the flow, but it was too intense. So I turn onto my back and try to get most of it into the sheets instead of the mattress. After I finally finish I wake my wife and show her the damage. She is shocked by the amount, and comments that she is glad my bladder didn't explode. She cleans the bed and notices I have a high fever and sends me off to our doctor. That night she has me sleep in a diaper just in case. It was a wise decision as I soaked the diaper during the night and slighlty leaked onto the bed.
I am starting to recover (thanks be to God) but I am still having issues with occasional diarrhea and issues getting to the toilet without peeing my pants. According to the web, tamiflu can cause these sort of issues.
Have a great day!
Huge load in the doorless stallToday I really had to drop a huge load. I was going past the park, so I decided to drop it off there. I parked in the lot, grabbed a handful of paper towels and headed to the restroom. Thus one has about 10 doorless stalls. I walked past the stalls to the sinks, noticing one guy already seated on a toilet. He had a baseball cap on and had pulled his clothes down to about mid-thigh. He was a shy guy, for sure.
I wet the paper towels in the sink and went back to the first stall. I put paper down, and pulled my shorts and white briefs down to my ankles. My underwear turned inside out as it came down. As I was doing this, there was a guy, probably about 28-30 years old, at urinal right in front of my stall. He had finished urinating and was zipping up as I unleashed my first load. It was kinda loud, and he looks at me and says "wow" and smiles. I give a little laugh and say "yeah." I look down and see the bowl has quite a pile in it. I stand and hover while flushing. I didn't want to get water splashed up on my butt.
The load goes down and I sit again. There's more crap to follow, only not as noisy. I start to wipe between my legs. Move my junk with my left hand, wipe with the right. 3 more times, then I stand up to do a few swipes from behind. This times there's an old guy who shuffles in and goes to the urinals. I wipe up and face the toilet while flushing. Up come my briefs and then my shorts. I wash up and head out.
In The BushesHello my name is Jonathan. I am 15 years old and live in the UK,
Over here we have been having lots of snow and i thought it would be fun if i had a shit in the Bushes across the road from me. I realised that i hdnt been to the toilet in about 5 days. Thats quite normal for me as i normally hold it in till the last minute.
I thought it was going to be such a memorable moment I called my best friend David to come along. He said he would take one aswell.
So me and David met up at the big patch of bushes , we were quite cold as there was a thick layer of snow on the ground, I knew that mine was going to be very thick and heavy, but very soft. we found a branch that we could sit on.
So i went first while he was stading there watching me, i didnt really mind were best friends anyways. so i unzipped my jeans and sperd my legs to mke was for the steamy shit. David was very interested, he came round to look at my bumhole, to see the shit come out.
I didnt really have to push, and my bum opened up emediantly, a really thick, light brown log came out of my hole, it was about 9 inches out, and it got so thick it was stuck, i gave a strong push and it slid out really fast , about another 8 inches in 3 seconds, so i tok a huge17 inch poop that was about 2 inches wide, It already steamed its way to the ground and it really hot, my friend just looked at it for a second, it was soo huge. I couldnt believe the smell, my eyes already started to water.
I gave another push and a small 6 inch turd squelched out, i gave a fart that bubbled and splattered on the ground,
David had and eager face, I know i can do better, ive held mines in for about 10 days !
I thoght he was lying but was I wrong !
David got up and went to the place i sat at, he quickly took down his trousers and sat i sat and looked at his hole,
He gave a really hard push, and his turd emerged, it was dark brown, and thicker than mine by a little bit, his face was red and it started to slowley make its way out, after every grown he made he laughed becuase he knew how embarrising he sounded, it was out about 10 inches now and his face was purple, he stopped every 30 seconds to take a breath, then pusges really hard again, about 5mins had passed qiuckly, it was out about 16 inches and had no sign of stopping, it was almost touching the floor, infact i could see seam coming from it before it toucjed the snow, he asked me to spead his but cheeks apart , so i did, with an even beter view it slid out another 7 inchs, and straight after and loud fart came with a few splats of diarrhea. it was soo big i couldnt believe it, it landed right ontop of my pile ,
I never expected suck a huge turd from my best friend. He ust told me afterwards that he goes outside all teh time, so i said we should do it again. he agreed, he said that he would want me to grab his turd and pull it out. I wonder how that would feel.
we have aranged to go again next week when we cant hold it in any longer.
I cant wait.
has anyonce actually grabbed there crap and pulled it out ?
how does it feel?
I dont expect anyone to have done it but if you have tel me :)
Sunday, February 07, 2010
1. Do you enjoy having a Bowel Movement?
yes i do enjoy it very much
3. What do you like best about the BM?
the feeling of relif after your done
4. Do you look at your faeces after you have done it?
5. Do you think that it is weird, wrong or OK to "like" defecating?
it's ok because we all do it
6. What would make for the ideal bowel movement in your mind?
out side by my self in a feild and nice firm long logs about 15 to 20 of them
1. What is your age? 15
2. Gender? female
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.)
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...) I am white, and I am kinda skinny
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? I fart ALOT spicey foods make me fart alot
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts? no, and my farts are loud and wet
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? yes
8. Where are you comfortable farting? anywhere and when I am on the toilet
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? no and i have liked farting since i was a kid
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? No, and no
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends? yes
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? yes
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep? yes i do
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? yes me
15. How many times a day do you poop? two to three times a day
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.) my turds are long and barely solid and i do alot of logs
17. Describe the last dump you had? very big
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you? yes and i don't remember
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid?yes
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? yes
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? yes
22. Do your turds usually float or sink? depends
23. How long do you usually have to wipe? depends
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole? yes
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop. no
Post Title (optional) A quick shitHi it is gay lad here again.First of all to Jonathan aged 15 that was a coll story about you and your best mate David watching each other take a dump in the bushes.Are you bot gay? or just like watching each other shit.Anyway can;t wait for the next installment.
I was on the computer and been farting all afternoon and early evening.So i thought i better go and take a dump.So i went to the toilet and got the mirror behind me as i like to see myself shit.I pulled down my Lonsdale Trackies and my black ck boxers and sat down looking at my hole which slowly opened up as a 6 inch log exited out of my hole followed by a smaller 4 inch one.It stunk quite a bit and was not one of my best dumps.I wiped my hole using five sheets of paper finishing of with a moist wipe.I then pulled my trackies and boxers up and washed my hands.As i said not one of my best and that is i think as i went twice the day before.I suffer with ibs and sometimes only go every other day then going three times that day or two.
Anyway i intend to do an outdoors shit soon probably when it is warmer.Will also post encounters with friends and when i have been lucky in my adult life.
Please more guy stories especially outdoors
Gay Lad Blackpool
Answers to more surveysGENERAL
1. What is your age? 32
2. Gender? Male
3. Race? British Asian
5. About how many times a day you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? I'd say about 3-4 times a day I fart and the foods which contribute to farting...beans, meat, fast greasy food.
6. What kind of farts do you rip?(wet,loud,silent,etc.)Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts My farts are usually quiet but can be really smelly depends on how my belly's feeling really. When I have a bellyache then they are usually wet and flatulent carrying bad smell, it depends really.
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? Yes
8. Where are you comfortable farting? At work and in bed also in the bathroom. In bed, around friends, sometimes at work I let the SBDs go but keep quiet.
9. Do you have reputation of being the person that farts a lot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? No and yes.
10. Have you ever farted in someone elses face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? I haven't farted in anyone's face, but one of my friends did fart in my face once and I was nearly sick on them!!
11. Do you try to push out farts for relief or humor around friends? No.
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? Done that a few times.
13. Do you know if you fart during your sleep? Not sure as I'm fast asleep when it happens.
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? Yes, one of my friends.
15. How many times a day do you poop? 2 (usually in the mornings before I go to work and again in the evening when I'm at home).
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color,size,length,texture,amount of turds, etc.) My bm's are usually logs which are brown, long or sometimes chunky pieces or even pebbles which make plopping noises, the texture I'd say soft and easy to drop out my bum.
17. Describe you last dump you had? About 3 logs and several small chunks which carried a considerable smell and took me 25mins to do after work. I needed it badly!!!
18. Have you ever pooped your self? How old were you? Yes, when I was 14, but I had one of those strains of flu had diarrhea and dashed to the loo but was a second too late and messed myself with diarrhea quite bad.
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid? No
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? Yes, quite a few times actually.
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? No
22. Do your turds usually foat or sink? Sink and float, depends on the kind of poo that I do and how my belly feels.
23. How long do you usually wipe? about 2 mins (or 3 wipes) can be more if I do a messy, big poo then can be upto 5-7 wipes.
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butt hole? No, only if I'm feeling constipated.
25. Do you think your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop. Yes
1.Do you enjoy having a Bowel Movement? Yes, definitely. It's the only time when I relax, take as much time as I need to have some me time and just sit on the loo grunting, farting and plopping and taking a good poo and leaving a smell :)
2.What kind of BM is (are) your favorite (s)? Is this your usual BM? Usually I do a poo which consists of 3 brown logs and pieces and make plopping noises. Also when I have a bellyache I usually do a big monster poo which makes me fart a lot and is gassy, smelly and takes a lot of time to slither out my bum and into the loo and I find it acts like a detox poo which is satisfying as it rids the body of all the stuff ya don't need or want inside of you but it stinks out the bathroom for a good while after.
3.What do you like best about the BM? As I said earlier, it's my own private time to take as much time as I need to just have a good poo and relax. I like the farting and the feeling of it emerging from my bum and then hearing the plops as I drop my load.
4.Do you look at your feces after you have done it? Always.
5.Do you think that it is weird,wrong or Ok to "like" derecting? I think it's okay and nothing wrong with it.
6.What would you make for the ideal bowel movement in mind? Erm, I suppose a nice considerable poo with lots of pieces and a poo without a distinct smell isn't the same so it would have to have some smell.
Anyone got any buddy dumping stories involving girls and boys or girls and girls please post. I love reading them.
Haven't had much to report lately...
well this is me LOGging off for a bit
Happy pooping all :) Keep those turds coming
1) When you wipe after pooping, do you use toilet paper, wet wipes, or something else? If something else, say what it is...
toilet paper and wet wipes
2) If you wipe with tp, do you moisten it first? If so, how do you moisten it? (ex. water, soap, saliva, skin cream, or something else?)
i don't moisten it
3) If you use tp, how much tp do you grab at a time? How many sheets?
alot since i do some messy loads
4) After you do a wipe, do you ever reuse the same paper or wet wipe on the next wipe?
no i don't
5) When you wipe, do you clean inside your hole? If so, how far into the hole do you clean? i don't clean inside
6) Do you look at the paper or wet wipes after you wipe?
yes i do
7) How do you know when you are done wiping? Do you look at the paper/wipes to see if it is clean, do you only wipe a certain number of times regardless of how dirty you are, or do you just wipe till it "feels" clean? wipe till there is nothing on the paper
8) How much total tp or wipes do you use on an average poo?
one to two wads
9) Do you look at your crap before flushing?
The Flaming SeatMy friend Stac and I got out of school last month for a Student Council Exchange Day. We, as part of a group of six, spend the day going to classes with Stu-Co members at a high school on the other side of town and later this year we will host a group from their Student Council at our school. The administrators love to show off their schools and love these exchanges. They treat us like royalty and have an orientation for us in the administrative conference room and give us all this material about how great their school is. Then we get paired up with one of their Stu-Co members and follow that student through the school day. Then at 3:30 we come back to the conference room and discuss our experiences.
Our group arrived early because we didn't know what the traffic would be like on the other side of town and this host school is like the biggest school in a three-state area. There's almost 3,000 students enrolled, including about 200 8th graders who are in a special Challenge Program. Stac and I arrived just before 7 a.m. and she immediately went to the girls' room because she had to have her morning crap. I keep telling her that large early morning coffee causes her to need to crap sooner and longer. When she and I first became friends, she use to crap in the morning and again right after eating lunch. Now it's earlier and they are larger. (I've written about watching her on a couple of times).
When Stac came out after about five minutes I could see that she was relieved. She liked the bathroom because it was more modern and she said the privacy doors were a closer fit (I don't think I've ever seen doors that were an exact fit and we have several doorless stalls on both the girls and boys toilets at our regular school) and that there was a machine on the back of the toilet with seat papers. She didn't use one though, because she has some friends (some of them are my friends too) that call those things ass-gaskets. Anyway, we went down to the office to join our group and have the meeting. We were given a large packet of materials and about five or six teachers and administrators gave us lectures on classes and programs during which time I started getting that feeling in my gut that I was going to have to be on a toilet and crapping before too long. The bell rang and the presentations were going on into first hour and I was introduced to Sean, who is a senior and Stu-Co prez., who would take me to his classes. We went to his locker and he got a book for his bookbag and I didn't really want to interrupt him as I was being introduced to his friends, but my need to crap was becoming an emergency. We walked to his AP Calculus class, where I was introduced to the teacher and given a seat next to Sean.
The lesson was held up while I was asked to introduce myself to the class--an activity that involved standing and additional pain as my bowels became even more activated. The problems being worked on the overhead projector were way over my head, and my only thoughts were how I could get myself down the hall and onto a toilet. I was getting a feeling I only rarely get and that's when I start feeling warm and there's a churning in my gut. I told Sean I need to use the bathroom and he said the raise my hand and ask the teacher. I did but he was looking in every area of the room as several students had their hands up for help. He walked around giving individual help, but unfortunately, it was in the farthest two corners of the room. Finally, Sean told me just to go and he would cover for me. I quickly left the room, although I had to walk around several desks of students working in groups, in order to get to the door. I remembered the bathroom Stac had used about an hour and half earlier and I picked up my step to get down there ASAP.
I figured in my head that I was about a minute from messing my pants when I pushed the door open to the restroom--the largest I've ever seen in a school with like 40 stalls on two-sides of a room--and I quickly ducked into the first one on the left. I was so hurried and dropped the seat just in time for a torrential blast as I seated myself. Looking forward, I recognized I had not closed the door, which I did quickly. It started to swing open on me and against my knees. I slammed it shut and put both my hands on the latch to make sure it was secure. The explosion of my bowels scared me, but not as much as what happened about three seconds later.
I'll finish about my crap in my next post.
Stories from Kim...Last Saturday night I was at church helping with Bingo, as I usually do. All of a sudden I let out some gas, and I felt my panties getting wet. Within a minute, I couldn't control myself. I started to fill my panties with diarrhea. I headed to the Ladies room that has a handicapped stall in it. Luckily no one was in the rest room. I went into the stall and pulled my pants and panties down. What a mess! My panties were filled with diarrhea. I took off my pants and panties and put them in the sink. This stall has a sink, a soap dispenser and paper towel dispenser in it. As I was sitting on the commode, I started to wash my panties. Amazinly, nothing got on my pants. I would stand up for a moment to get a paper towel to help clean and dry my panties. I then sat back down on the commode as another round of diarrhea came out. I must have been in there for about 1/2 hour. I got my panties clean the best I could while sitting on the commode. I also got them dried the best I could with the paper towels. Finally, I just decided the heck with it and put them back on for the rest of the night. For extra protection I decided to put a pad in my panties too. That felt funny but it worked fine till I got home. When I did get home, I took my panties off and let them soak in the bathroom sink. I had a nice long hot shower as well.
Post Title (optional) Watching my fgriend take a dumpThis post is when i was aged 16 and my friend was also 16.We were out riding on our bikes on a Sunday afternoon.We decided to go to the woods.
Anway we had been riding for about an hour or so when Paul let out a fart.We carried on riding when Paul said it is no good ive got to take a dump.I said shall we go home.He said no way i don,t thing ill last that long and besides it is a lovely day.He said weve got to find somewhere for me to go.I said ok so we went further into the woods and found an old tree stump that had been cut off.Paul said that will do and said this will do.So he said keep gaurd for me and turned around and pulled his white Adidas trackies followed by his white calvin klein boxers down exposing his smooth cute bare arse he then sat over the tree and hang his bum over it.He farted and i could see his arse hole dome out as a thick brown log ooxed out with a crackling sound.He farted again and his arse hole puckered and another smaller log exited and lanmded on the ground with a swish.I enjoyed this very much and he farted once more and his hole domed out with a tail end of looser shit.He then asked me if i had anything to wipe with. Luckiley for him as it was the summer and i suffer with hayfever i had some tissues so handed him them.He wiped his butt using about four of them.He then got of the tree stump and pulled up his boxers and trackies.He turned around and said did you enjoy watching me shit? I said yes,cool he said i want to watch you next time.Paul did get to see me shit but that is another story.
Any stories involving cute guys shitting? Watching a friend, boyfriend etc.Especially like to hear about guys shitting outdoors.
Saturday, February 06, 2010
I've just joined a new gym, and I was having a piss last week and I could hear someone shitting in one of the 3 cubicles behind me.
I could hear repeated plip, plip, plips.
After I'd finished my wee, I carried on listening for a minute or so.
This morning, I was on my way yo gym and I felt like I needed a shit, so I decided to test the toilets out for plopability.
There was no one else in, so I took the middle cubicle.
I examined the bowl, and it looked rather shallow
I dropped the first, which just came "plip".
The next gave a reasonable sounding "plop"
The last just dropped on top of the others with no sound.
Kate M: two slight issues with what you say. Peeing in the shower might be green, but the waste pipes out of the shower aren't designed to handle pee - do it too often and they will corrode. Also, I understand that peeing on the compost heap is helpful if you are a man or a child, but not if you are a women: the oestrogen in women's pee burns the compost rather than helping it rot down.
The last few days I have taken nothing for my bowels....no laxatives just lots of fibre.....yesterday, despite pain meds I took a big healthy dump in the toilets at work and another smaller one later. Last night I went to bed but was woken at 1 am with the need of a poo...I tried but nothing happened...this afternoon, again at work I had a big shit..lots..the turds were hard and stubborn...there was lots of grunting etc...nobody was around though. After a mammoth effort I got all the poo out of me...hooray!!!
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
Post Title (optional) A rare SightingHi i am a gay lad living in Blackpool as the title sugghests.Today i was out collecting catolouges from stragglers as i call them.Anyway i decided for a change i would cut through Stanley Park which is a big park on the outskirts of Blackpool and as far as i know pretty well known.As i entered the park i saw the usual medium / elderly aged people waliking thier dogs.Anyway i decided to cut through the gardens which leads on to a lake into a wooded area.As i was walking towards this i saw a young lad cute, wearing grey Adidas Bottoms and a matching top.He was walking hurriedly towards the wooded area.On a hunch and because he was cute i followed discreetly as i guessed he needed the toilet probably for a piss.Anyway he continued to walk deeper into the bushes.Suddenly he stopped he looked around and stood against the tree and sure enough he got his weener out and statted to pee.It was a long peee and i could see and hear his stream pouring onto the ground.I was hiding behind a tree so he could not see me.Anyway he stopped peeing and put his weener away.Then to my surprise he turned around, yanked his jog pants followed by his Calvin Klein underware exposing his cute arse.I could see that his boxers were already stained with shit so he had obviously be turtling.He quickly squatted and farted quickly followed by a load of sloppey shit that reminded me a bit of chocolate icecream.He carried on shitting for about 2 minutes.Then he produced some tissues and wiped his shittey arse.He used several tissues as his arse was seriously shittey.Then he stepped out of his Nike Air trainers and removed his boxer shorts and jog pants.He threw his boxers on to the ground, put on his jog pants and trainers back on.He then headed of in direction of the lake now obviously going commando as he had no boxers on.I walked up to his steaming pile of shit and saw the Calvin Klein boxers lying on the floor.They had a massive shit stain in them with a piece of sweetcorn lying with the skidmark.So i was right obviously the poor lad was caught short and touching cloth and nearly in the process of shitting himself.
Anyway it was a great sight and very rare especiaaly in the UK at this time of year.
Hello. I would just like to take two surveys.
1. What is your age? 20
2. Gender? male
3. Weight,height and build? 65 kg ,"5'?", Moderate
4. Race? Asian
5. About how many times a day you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? A few times, nothing contributes.
6. What kind of farts do you rip?(wet,loud,silent,etc.)Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts?
My farts are usually not loud and not stinky.
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? No
8. Where are you comfortable farting? At home or where no one is around
9. Do you have reputation of being the person that farts a lot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? No
10. Have you ever farted in someone else's face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? No
11. Do you try to push out farts for relief or humor around friends? No
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? No
13. Do you know if you fart during your sleep? No
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? Yes
15. How many times a day do you poop? Usually once a day
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color,size,length,texture,amount of turds, etc.) My turds are usually medium.
17. Describe you last dump you had? A mix of hard and liquid poop.
18. Have you ever pooped your self? How old were you? Yes, a handful of times.
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid? No
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? Sometimes
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? No
22. Do your turds usually foat or sink? Sink
23. How long do you usually wipe? 10 seconds.
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butt hole? No
25. Do you think your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop. ?
1.Do you enjoy having a Bowel Movement? No
2.What kind of BM is (are) your favorite (s)? Is this your usual BM? My favorites is practically any kind of dump.
3.What do you like best about the BM? Nothing
4.Do you look at your feces after you have done it? Usually
5.Do you think that it is weird,wrong or Ok to "like" derecting? I don't know what "derecting" means...
6.What would you make for the ideal bowel movement in mind? I would like it small and not stinky.
1.When you wipe after pooping, do you use toilet paper, wet wipes, or something eles? Here in the Philippines, at hme, we usually use water.
2.If you wipe with TP, do you moisten it first? If so do, how do you moisten it? (ex water,soap,saliva,skincream, or something else? I don't use toilet paper often.
3.If you use TP, how much do you grab at a time? How many sheets? As I said, I don't use toilet paper.
4.After you do a wipe, do you ever reuse the same paper or wet wipe on the next wipe? If I used toilet paper, I would.
5.When you wipe do you clean inside your hole? If so, how far in do you clean? NO
6.Do you look at the paper or wet wipe after you wipe? Yes
7.How do you know you are done wiping? do you look at the paper/wipes to see, if it is clean, do you only wipe a certain number of times regardless of how dirty you are, or do you wipe till it "feels" clean
I know I am done wiping if I don't want anymore.
8.How much total TP or wipes do you use on an average poo? I mrarely use toilet paper.
9.Do you look at your crap before flushing? Yes
Plop Idol Survey
1. Shopping Malls/Supermaket? I rarely poop in a public place
2. Home? All of them are nice
3. Library? Don't use the toilet in the library.
1. Some toilets in restaurants? No comment.
2. Toilets at a local park? I don't even go to the park regularly.
3. Toilets at schools? Somewhat dirty...
4. Toilets on planes or train? Rarely travel anyway, so no comment.
Leaving an Angry Poop or Pee 'Present'I remember watching one of those programs where they show video from surveillance cameras. In one clip, a disgruntled employee was captured by a hidden camera as she snuck into her boss's office, pulled down her pants and panties to just above her knees - then sat down and peed on one of the push seats.
Naturally, she was fired when confronted with the video but she freely admitted that was her on the tape and made no apologies for her actions.
Other similar videos they showed had people pooping and peeing on the carpets, furniture and desks of former bosses and lovers. (All the videos were, of course, censored… You never really got to see anything. All faces were blurred out and the portion where they left the 'calling card', was blacked out entirely.)
#1. Has anyone here been left a similar 'gift' from an angry former friend, spouse, co-worker or employee?
-What was the issue?
-What, if anything, did you do about it?
#2. Have YOU ever done the same thing to get back at someone?
-Do you regret it?
-Did you get caught?
TO Desperate to poop (and all women in general):
Everyone always talks about how nasty men's public toilets can get... But how bad do they get in the Ladies washrooms? Have you ever gotten into an argument with the lady who used the toilet ahead of you - and left it in a filthy unusable state? (Waaaaaay back in the posts on this site, I remember reading a message from woman who had a co-worker who never flushed, wiped up or washed her hands after she used the toilet. What's more, I recall a comment about the co-worker also having smelly periods too... and so when she quit her job, the lady was very happy to see her go.)