last week i went to a baseball game and i got really bad stomach cramps (i had them that whole morning) and i felt diarrhea coming on i dont like going poop in public places cause i'm embarassed so i ignored it and watched batting practice then i could hold it i had to go really had to go it was either that or have a big mess in my pants so i got up and went to the bathroom luckily no one was in there i took a stall pulled down my pants and let out a huge squirt of diarrhea that was pure liquid then i flushed the toilet so it wouldnt smell as bad ( i did that more then once)then i let out a few more squirts then i felt done so i started to wipe then i felt more coming on so i sat back down flushed the toilet this time to cover up sound and pushed hard and more diarrhea exploded into the toilet not that loudly luckily then i let out squirt after squirt it just kept coming and coming then i felt done but i pushed and forced out as much as i can then finally i was done i wiped and flushed and left the stall i washed my hands and went to my seats to get ready to watch the game i felt so much better after i let that out and i didnt have any cramps or diarrhea the rest of the day that just came out of no where i didnt even eat anything yet that day
well i hope u all enjoyed my post this is my 1st one i have another story similar to this one i'll post that too

I am jeannie.This is my first post! i'm 17 now, female obviously, i have long light black hair.
Jessa's Accident Survey:
1. When was the last time you wet your pants? Last week, in my boy friend's car.Because i am drunk and i wet my skirt.
2. When was the last time you messed your pants? Two weeks ago, When i am on the way back from school.I had some diarrea and i filled my uniform when i got down the Bus.
3. Was there a time when you wet/messed your pants instead of using a public bathroom? Explain. Nope.That time there always no public toilet at my place.
4. Have you ever wet/messed yourself in public? ya.On a bus and On a train.
5. Have you ever wet/messed your pants out of convenience? No.
6. Have you ever wet/messed in your pants on purpose? Ya.i wet my pants because my friend bet that i scare to wet my pants.And i did it.
7. If yes, why did you decide to do it and how often do you do it? I did it when i need it. Wetting pants is nothing hard.Easy to clean up and wont let out smell.
8. Do prefer to wet your pants or mess them? Even though I do like it.but i prefer wetting it.
9. Have you

cris, great story. Why did you not simply wipe those new boxer briefs as much as possible and wet some paper and soap and rince as much of them as possible. then you could have worn them and cleaned them up when you got home. The stains only se twhen they dry so if they were damp you could have washed those stains out at home.

S d C d S
Just kind of a problem about poop...

I has always been bulking up with Metamucil, formerly with powder, without any problem. But now I've been using the capsules, NOW there the problem appeared:

My poop is GREEN.

I checked up on the web, green poop, usually, is caused by green foods, but Metamucil was never green. The other reason is my bowels running too quick, but I'm having solid poop alright... So what could be happening?

Uncle Harry
Business Seminar

My first wife decided she wanted to start a crafts business and sell her wares at arts and crafts shows. Neither of us knew much about starting businesses (we were health care professionals), but we came across an announcement about an upcoming seminar for women who wanted to start a small business. We signed up and I went with her to the seminar. It was a one-day event held in a motor hotel. The hotel didn't have any amenities other than a conference room in the basement. A set of restrooms was next to the conference room, the only public restrooms in the hotel. We arrived for registration at 8:00 AM, had our share of coffee and pastry, and the seminar began at 8:30. About 60 women were attending, all the presenters were business women, and I was the only male there. With all those women, one women's bathroom, and only one man there to use the men's room, I started to wonder what would happen when everyone needed to pee. I soon found out.

Just before the scheduled 10:45 morning break, I felt the need to poop. I had been somewhat constipated that day and thought maybe now I could get my load out. I left the seminar and walked into the men's room. There were 3 stalls and 3 urinals. I went into the center stall, closed the door, and sat down. I tried to poop, but only a few "rabbit balls" would come out. A few minutes later, I heard many female voices in the hall. Then the door opened and I suddenly heard many female voices in the men's room. I don't know if they knew I was in there, but figured they would soon find out once they saw my men's shoes under the stall door. Two women talking to each other came over to the stalls, stopped momentarily, and one of them then asked. "Is someone in here?". "Yes", I responded. "Well, you'll have to excuse us, sir", said she. "The women's is just not large enough for this crowd". They then went into the stalls on either side of me, closed the doors, dropped their panties, and sat down, all while still talking to each other right through my stall. As if on cue, they both started to piss at the same time, with much loud hissing and waterfall sounds. Other women were gathering in front of the stalls, waiting their turn. I wondered whether any of them would try to use the urinals, but I doubted it, since they were not of a female-friendly design. I wasn't having much luck getting my poop out.

The two women finished, wiped, flushed, and left, and two more women entered the stalls. I recognized my wife's shoes in the left stall and said, "Hi, honey". From the other stall came the reply, "Hello, sweetie", as I heard her pee start to pour out. I don't know if she really thought I was talking to her or was just trying to be funny. After a few more women used the other stalls, I finally made a few big turds and my constipation was over. I wiped, flushed, and left and went to the wash basins. I noticed that the door was open, with the waiting line extending through it. No one was using the urinals or paying any particular attention to me.

We went out to eat during the lunch break, returned for the afternoon session, and the afternoon break came about 3:00 PM. This time, I only needed to piss, so I didn't leave before the break. I headed out for the men's room, while my wife stayed behind because she didn't need to go. The doors to both bathrooms were open and the women lined up about half and half. I started to go into the men's when a woman at the door tried to stop me. "I'm sorry, sir, you can't go in there", she said. "Women are using the bathroom". I told her this was the men's room, if the ladies wanted to share, that's ok, but they weren't going to tell me I couldn't use it, and walked right in past her.

Paying no attention to the women, I stepped over to a urinal, which had no baffles between them, and unzipped. One woman said to go ahead, they wouldn't look. I got out my dick and started to piss. Some of the women very obviously looked the other way, some just sort of looked around and glanced my way sometimes, and a few appeared to be actively watching. They were all busy talking to each other, but I heard no discussion of the bathroom sharing situation. I just finished, washed my hands, left, and went back to the conference room.

Junior year of high school was ending. There were a lot of end of year parties. The hot spot for all the local schools to meet up was at the beach of a secluded lake, about an hour from my neighborhood. My best friend Tommy and I were able to get my parents to give us the car, without letting them know where we were going. We told them we were going to stay at Tom's. We didn't tell them his parents were gone for the weekend. I'm not a big drinker, and since I was driving, I stayed sober, and just enjoyed hooking up with friends and some hot babes. Tommy was looking to get wasted and that he did. After a long night at the beach, I could see he was fading out. I thought I was going to have to carry him to the car. Fortunately he's pretty skinny so helping him get back to the car was no big deal. Once he hit the seat, he crashed. I started the hour drive back to Tom's house. I had only been on the freeway for a few minutes when Tommy began to stir and then woke up. He asked, "Are we almost home?" I laughed and said, "Not quite". Tommy moaned, "I have to take a shit." Again I laughed and said, "I think there's a rest area up the road a little bit." Tommy didn't say anything but he didn't go back to sleep. He kept fidgeting in his seat. After a few minutes he repeated, "Jeff, I really have to take a shit". I asked, "What do you want me to do? I think the rest area is coming up." Tommy moaned and crossed his legs and pushed his hand between his legs. A few more minutes passed and he looked like he was in pain. "You have to stop. I'm going to shit my pants!' I saw the sign that said rest area in two miles. I told Tommy we were almost there. He was wiggling frantically in the seat now. He looked like he was holding his breath. I think it was more that he was squeezing his butt together as tight as he could. We finally pulled in to the rest stop. It looked deserted. As soon as I stopped Tommy jumped out of the car and tried to run to the bathroom. I ran with him to make sure he didn't hurt himself. He had his hand on his butt trying to do whatever it took to make it to the toilet. I noticed him running kind of funny then noticed a brown streak run down his leg as a piece of shit fell out of his shorts and hit the ground. He just kept running. Another bigger piece of shit fell to the ground just as we entered the bathroom. He ran to the first stall and dropped his shorts and boxers quickly. Immediately he unloaded, with shit splashing in to the bowl rapidly as he hung his head and moaned. He didn't take the time to shut the door so I stood in front, watching to make sure he was okay. His boxers were full of crap. Some had fallen in to his pants. I looked up to see tears in his eyes. He was pretty embarrassed that he had just shit his pants. He cried, "I can't believe I shit my pants. What am I going to do?" I told him to finish on the toilet and clean up as well as he could. I brought him a couple wet paper towels to help clean his butt and his legs. We agreed that he should just throw his boxers away. He wiped out the inside of his pants well enough that you hardly noticed the mess. I laughed again as I looked at my best friend, naked from the waist down, with his ruined boxers in his hand. He didn't share in my laughter. After he got dressed, we walked back to the car, passing several piles of shit on the sidewalk. On the drive home I promised him I wouldn't tell anyone what happened. That's not what best friend's do. He thanked me and told me he was never going to drink again. When we got back to his house, he showered to finish the clean up job.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

whassup everyone, sweet posts. I just got off the crapper and thought I'd come share :D It was a nice one, a few big soft turds and some soft serve at the end. The whole shit was kinda light brown and left me feeling really cleaned out. It took a lot of tp to get my hairy crack clean so I ended up having to use the plunger! A couple days ago though my guts were really giving me hell over either some chinese food or some cheap beer or both. I drank the beer the night before and got the chinese on my lunch break and by the time I got off work my intestines were in knots and I was trying to keep it held in so I wouldn't be having loud explosive shits in my work's really busy public bathroom. On my way home my asshole was even cramping and it felt like someone was squeezing my guts and it was pretty plain I wasn't gonna make it back to my apartment so I pulled in at wal-mart got out of the car and started in with my ass squeezed tight as hell. Right when I got to the door my situation became a real emergency, I got a cramp so bad I almost doubled up and let a fart in spite of n e thing that ended w/a squirt of liquid shit. I almost lost control completely for a second but I made it to the toilet. I got the stall on the end with a broke lock and the bathroom was full of guys but I didn't give a flying one, I threw myself on the can and basically started puking outta my ass - worst diarrea I've had in forever. I didn't even have to push at all, it was just spraying outta my ass all over the inside of the bowl. I had to ditch my underwear and I was sorry bout that since they were new - American Eagle boxerbriefs that were white with blue eagles on them - but they had a major stain in the seat. later that night I thought I was ok so I was out running and had to run off in the bushes by the track and shit some more I wiped my ass on my hat and left it over the mess lol

da' poop dude
To Laura(teacher) welcome back!

After reading some of your posts, I predict that early this new school year,starting in the morning during one of your classes the need for a healthy BM will come on! at first you say to yourself,(ahh i'll hold it until this class is over and i'll have my poop).But you will soon realize that you will need to go NOW and alas you will need to excuse yourself from the classroom,(butt cheeks clenched)and take a massive shit! this one will take a while as it will be a doozey! (and a bit smelly too) when you return to your class,you will know that your students know that you have just taken a massive shit,but you will be so relieved that you will soon get over it.

Remember to check for tp before you sit! Keep the posts comming!

Happy pooping:)

A couple weeks ago I slept over at a buddy's house. We stayed up all night eating junk food and drinking soda. My total for the night was two red bulls, three mountain dews, two arizona iced teas, a bag of flamin hot cheetos, two bagels with butter, and a few slices of combo pizza. Well at about three in the morning my stomach began to rumble. As we were playing videogames I tried to hold it because I did not want to interupt. Well after fifteen minutes of clenching my butt cheecks I told my friend I had to unload and went to the bathroom. Well the bathroom is right outside the room we were in, so if he turned off the TV he could hear me drop bombs. So I went to the bathroom and dropped my shorts and boxers. Immediately I heard the TV mute and some footsteps. I bent over and peered through the crack at the bottom of the doorway. I saw my friends shoes and he said he had to crap so he would be in the upstairs bathroom. So I sat there a while before pooping. I like to hold it all in then let it all explode out. But then I heard some more footsteps and saw that my friend was still outside the bathroom door. Well if he wants to listen to me shit I thought, I'll put on a show. So I grunted once and dropped a small log into the toilet. Then I grunted again and dropped a few more logs. I could tell this was going to take a while so I decided to be as slow as possible and give my friend a good show. I grunted again and my logs started to become more soft. I realized I was getting into the diarrhea portion of the poop so I grabbed the bottom of the toilet and let loose wet chunky poo all over the toilet. I grunted again and let some more diarrhea out. I started to pee out my butt as more diarrhea shot out with rare chunks of solid poo. I checked to see if my friend was still there and he was. I moaned and shot out some more liquid. Then I grunted and let loose some more logs. Well at least I was done with the diarrhea I thought. Wrong. I proceeded to crap out wet mushy poo for the next five minutes with grunts and moans in between. Then I dropped one last semi solid log and flushed. I was surprised it all went down but it left a lot of stains. I ended up wiping a good six or seven times, damping the toilet paper from time to time. As I opened the door I heard quick footsteps. I went into the room we were in to see my friend on the couch. He said nothing and we continued our game. Then about an hour later I had to shit again. I went to the same bathroom and had some more diarrhea. Hlafway throught the dump I saw that my friend was by the door again. So I grunted and dropped a log. My poop was starting to get softer and softer. I dropped a few more logs then wiped and flushed. Luckily that was the end of my diarrhea and poop. We had an interesting rest of the night but my friend never admitted to listening to my shit. Hope you enjoyed.

Diaper person
I wear diapers or a pad inside underwear to avoid going to the laundromant to do laundry. I buy the largest size incontinence pad that there is: the largest size keeps my underwear the cleanest so I can wear my underwear more than one day without washing it again. My car isn't running right now, so I do what I can to avoid riding the bus to the laundromat.

Hey Guys.

I am home sick today with a cold. UGH! But having a cold didn't stop my ass from dropping a nice poo this morning!

I was up early to notify of my absence. A slight urge to pee hit me at like 7am. Since it wasn't bad, I went to surf the net. At 7:15am, my ass started to let me know of a big poo it needed to unleash. I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat. Almost right away, the poo head poked out. The first piece was about 6 inches lomg and crackled out quickly. The second piece was just as long and also came out quickly. After piece number 2(har har har), I still felt more poo up my ass, but nothing came out. I pushed and about 20 small pices of poo plopped out. As the 20 pices plopped out, I peed as well. I wiped, flushed, and left.

That's it for today.

Take care guys.

Keep pooping!

My fiancé and I were going to visit my family, who live out in the country, because he had grown up in the city and never been to the country before. Our plane was late so we went straight to my family's car. The airport is nearly 3 hours from home, and we were about 45 minutes away when my husband started getting fidgety. I recognized that he had to pee because the last time he had peed was when we left for the airport from our house nearly 9 hours ago. I was fine because I had gone on the plane right before we landed. I didn't say anything because I knew there was nowhere to stop until we got home and even the road offered no cover-growing up in the country, my family would have just pulled over and gone by the car, but my fiancé wasn't as open. As we got closer to the house, he started discreetly pinching his penis and jiggling his leg-we were in the very back seat of the van, so no one but me realized what he was doing. I whispered that we were 10 minutes away, and he said he hoped he could hold on that long. We had reached the driveway that led to the house, but the house was still a few miles away, when I had an idea. I asked my parents to let us out so I could show my fiancé our duckpond and we would meet them at the house. The duckpond was about 100 feet from the road, and somehow my fiancé managed to get out of the car, I don't really know how. I told him he could pee while we pretended to look at the pond and no one would ever know. He protested that there was no cover by the pond, but I told him that the land between where we were and the house was completely flat and that this was his best option-by the time we got to the pond, the van would be out of sight, and that this was quicker than driving back to the house. He agreed, but I think it was only out of sheer desperation-the minute we got to the pond, he unzipped his jeans, reached in, and pulled out his dick and was peeing before he even got it all the way out. He peeda huge gushing stream for 20 seconds before it slowed down and stopped. He felt much better after that!

Uncle Harry: I like your stories…Here's one of my own.

I was in a bookstore last week and I needed to use the restroom. The store has two floors, but the first floor has most of the books, and the second floor just has a few shelves of older books. The main restrooms are on the first floor, but the second floor had a small unisex bathroom, which I decided to use. One wall had a sink with a mirror and a urinal beside it, and the opposite wall had a stall with a toilet. The bathroom lock didn't work, but I figured that no one would be coming in so I didn't worry too much. But just as I walked up to the urinal and was getting my penis out, the door opened and in walked a woman with a kid who I guess was 4 or 5. She stared for a minute, then said she needed to pee badly and asked if I minded if she used the bathroom. I told her to go ahead, and she went into the stall, taking her son with her. The stall door didn't lock and swung open, so she told her son to stand and hold it. It was taking me a while to get started, but the woman released a strong stream into the toilet, and I was finally able to get started. She didn't pee for very long-I was still in full flow as she stopped, but I guess her son decided she was done, because he let go of the door, which I saw reflected in the mirror. He was standing in the corner of the stall, so as the door swung open, I had a view of the lady hovering over the seat, a few drops dripping from her as she reached for the toilet paper. She managed to close the door again, finished up and came out as my stream was slowing down. As she washed her hands, I saw her watching my peeing penis out of the corner of her eye…I finished, shook off, and was zipping up as she left the bathroom.

me and my girlfriend were on our way back from this realy fancie reasturant about an hour and a half away and about a half hour in we both had to pee realy bad. my girlfriend was squirming in her seat and i had my legs closed tightly around my penis. then about five minutes later she said she could hold and i had to pull over but i couldnt as we were on the highway and not a reststop in sight. so she said she couldnt holdit anymore as neither could i so she lifted her skirt and pulled down her thong stuck her butt out the window and started to pee. she went for about 45 sec and pulled her ass in wiped with at isssue and pulled up her thong then it was my turn so i put it on cruise controlle and she took the wheel. so i pulled out my wang rolled down the window and let loose. then after about a minute i shook dry and sorta flashed my girlfriend she laughed and then i put it away and we drove home.

Airport Airhead Annie
I was at the airport last week. I had just gotten back from a cross country flight from spending two weeks with my grandmother in the Washington, D.C. area. My flight got in early and my mother got stuck in traffic coming in from downtown. I had to wait for nearly an hour at the airport.
I had been holding a pretty big crap for a couple of hours and was heading for the ladies restroom when a father stopped me and asked me to take his daughter--I think he called her Ashley--in with me. I didn't think too much about it because I had to get onto the stool fast or I would be having a big-time accident. I took her by the hand and practically had to drag her because I felt I was within a minute of dumping in my pants. Out of about 30 stalls, there were two that were next to one another and open. With my left hand I opened the stall door for one for Ashley, while I already had my eyes fixed on the second. With one hand I was opening the door and with my other I was already unzipping my shorts and pulling down my panties. I hit the seat and unloaded with only a couple of seconds to spare. I swear there was at least 5 pounds of crap that came out of me. It's hard to describe the feeling. Then I remembered Ashley and looked under the stall partition and didn't see her legs. Just as I started to get scared, she started opening my door (which I had been too busy to latch)and she came in and was staring rather mysteriously at me. I asked her if she had to go Number l or Number 2 and she held up three fingers. She was about six and I assumed (a mistake on my part) that she was experienced enough to go next door, close the door, get up on the stool, do her thing, and then wipe. She seemed afraid to do that.
Ashley watched me carefully (it gave me a creepy feeling) as I wiped and got up off the stool. After I made myself presentable, I flushed (it took two flushes to completely clean the bowl)and took Ashley by the hand, and into the next stall. Her seat was up and I don't know if that's what spooked her, but I dropped it, helped her unbotton her jeans and waited as she walked up to the side of the toilet and got up on the right side of the seat, holding one hand on the seat for balance, and the other on the toilet paper roll. She just sat there with a strange look on her face but I didn't hear any activity. We waited for about five minutes and still nothing came out. I helped her pull up her jeans and underwear and we went to wash our hands. Her father was sitting right by the entryway when we came out and he thanked me for helping her out. I told him that she tried by didn't have to go. He said that she was very shy and in the past few weeks while they were traveling had experienced a couple of accidents. He thought it was because she was uncomfortable being taken into the mens bathrooms. Just as a precaution, he now asks someone to take her in about once an hour when they are traveling. I don't know what to think about it other than it seems to be kinda strange. Also, I've never seen anyone sit over the side of the toilet like that. I can't believe it can be that comfortable. More than anything, I guess I feel sorry for Ashley.

Uncle Harry

During my 9 year second bachelorhood, between the death of my first wife and the time I met my current wife, I did a lot of dating, often through the personals ads. One woman I met was Connie, a nurse. (What's with me and being attracted to nurses.. both of my wives and many dates. Maybe because they're such "caring" people?). We talked on the phone and decided to meet in person. She suggested we meet at her apartment and she would make some dinner and we could spend the evening chatting and getting acquainted. So we had dinner, talked a while over coffee, and then she said we had to take a break because she needed to urinate. She said that she was going to be a while because she had an infection that caused a severe burning sensation when she urinated and had to do it in short spurts, so she might be 15-20 minutes getting her bladder emptied. She asked if I wanted to watch TV, or we could put a chair outside the bathroom door and talk through the door while she was on the toilet. I chose the latter.

We brought a kitchen chair over to the bathroom and set it outside the door. Her apartment was old and the door was an old fashioned type with a key hole. The toilet was facing the door. She stepped inside, put her hand on the door, and said she would just close the door enough so that I wouldn't be able to see her on the toilet, but leave it part way open to make it easier to talk. She closed the door a bit more than half way and I couldn't see her behind the door. I heard her slacks sliding down her legs, followed by her panties, and then a "thunk" as she seated herself. "I'm going to try to urinate now", she said. "I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I really need to go". I heard a short dribble and then she shouted "Ow" and the dribbling stopped. "Are you ok?", I asked. "That really stung", she replied and said she was going to wait a minute before she tried again.

The old door was heavy and imbalanced and had been slowly swinging into a more open position, until I could see her left leg. I asked her if she wanted me to close the door further before it opened further and I saw her vagina. She said that was probably a good idea. When I went to get hold of the door knob, I managed to bump the door and it swung open. She was sitting with her legs spread far enough apart to expose her labia. "Ooops! Sorry!", I said, as I reached for the knob. She just smiled and said that was ok. Being a nurse, she wasn't shy about bodily functions, but didn't know whether I might be. I assured her I wasn't and suggested I just bring in the chair and keep her company. That was fine with her.

I pulled in the chair and sat in front of her. She said she was going to start urinating again. A few seconds went by and then a spurt of piss came out of her crack, stopped, another spurt, stopped, and then a stream for about 10 seconds, and stopped. She said there was too much burning and she had to take a break. In a few minutes, she started again, with alternate stopping and starting of spurts. She was feeling desperate, she said. Her bladder hurt and she couldn't get it emptied fast enough. This kept up for about 5 min and then she stopped trying and took another break. She waited a few more minutes while we talked, and then tried again to urinate. This time, she was getting less burning and managed to get a full stream going while gritting her teeth and tolerating it. With a sigh of relief, she finally emptied herself. She wiped her pussy, pulled up her pants, and flushed. She said she appreciated my patience with her in the bathroom and this wasn't exactly the way she had planned a first date. We went into the living room to watch a movie.

I feel like something bad is going to come out of my ass. I don't know what it is, but my girlfriend's here and it's not coming out while she's around.. I hope.

I have irritable bowel syndrome, which alternates me between constiparion and diarrhea. I was on my period,, which usually means painful constipation and bloating. So i took Some ex-lax maximum strength. I'm still at my high school when it hits. I'm in a miniskirt and i bend over to pick up my books, and this massive fart makes my miniskirt fly up like it's blowing in the wind, and the fart then gets wet. I rush to rhe bathroon and end up having the worst diarrhea ever. But at least my friend ha sthe same condition and we both had taken exlax, and thank god she was there too. we ended up having a lloud shit contest. I won withn a 30 second long fart that filled the toilet with shit


Welcome to the club LOL you and I have had similar experiences. I have pooped my panties many many times on purpose. Either from playing dare games with myself, this involves going for a walk away from the house when I need to poop bad. Or if I'm in the middle of something , especially when I'm painting and am having an artistic rush I just shit myself and clean up when it is convenient.

The other week I had a new neighbour move in , initially she dropped over to introduce herself, I then invited her over for coffee later . Her name is JUlie, she is a short blonde with long hair and a average size body. We were standing out near near a paddock fence leaning on the rail, just talking and having a smoke, when I felt the need to have a shit come on, it actually became quite strong fairly early. I was standing there clenching my butt cheeks , I don't know if Julie noticed my discomfort, I also had my legs crossed as well. Then my ???? rumbled which made me clench my cheeks even harder. I knew this was gonna be a big hard shit and I could feel the knob of a turd starting to force its way out of my ring, I felt a little embaressed. I didn't want to say to my new neighbour/friend I'm sorry Julie but I'm about shit in my pants excuse me for a minute.

But I had no option , so I said sorry I'll be back in a few minutes , gotta go to the toilet. As I walked around the back of the house, clenching my cheeks trying not to crap in my panties, the dog came running up to me and jumped on me. This caused me to lose my composure, that's when I just shit myself, I could not stop this huge turd just filling my panties. I made into the toilet closed the door and shit another turd into my panties. Thankfully my turds were really hard and all I had to do was empty out my panties into the toilet. Gave myself a quick wipe then washed my hands. I then went back to Julie, who said feel better now. Which surprised me because I thought was such a well spoken woman and would not notice.

Then she surprised me even more by saying there is nothing more exciting than a well needed shit, no matter where you are. Julie then started to tell me of a few occasions where she has had to shit that aren't exactly your normal shitting on the toilet scenarios. In fact she is quite liberal about her bm"s. Some of these I shall tell you later.

Hi there , this a question for the girls.

On the odd ocasion when I piss sitting on a toilet, I mostly stand. Sometimes when I have a shit I will piss standing then turn around and hover or sit depending how I feel.

But I have noticed often when I piss sitting instead of my stream going into the bowl, I have a very strong stream , it goes between the seat and the bowl. This can be somewhat embarrising because I wet the the back of my jeans sometimes. If I'm wearing only a skirt and panties it's ok. So what I've learned to do is push the top of pussy down and sit back on the toilet and direct my stream.Because I'm so hairy I have to let it drip dry for a few secondss before I wipe. I have what I call a little beard between my legs, if I don't trim my pubic hair hangs down about 21/2 ". I tend not to trim during winter but opt for a spring trim LOL.

Do any of you girls have this problem???????????


Hey once more guys. Not much going on here. Got a new story for ya.

So, I was at home one day, bored out of my mind, the weather HORRIBLE. Like overcast and gloomy. Just how I love it, of course. And so, I start playing my PS2, just for something to do. I'm home alone, sibling and mom at work, and I'm sitting in jeans and a t-shirt on the couch. I hadn't peed in the last few hours and started feeling the need to, but was into my game so ignored it. About a half-hour later, the urge comes back, stronger and more resistant to being ignored. I still didn't pee, just seeing how long I could hold it. Another hour later, I'm bursting. I was rocking back of forth and pacing, so I couldn't even concentrate on my game. I felt a spasm and shoved my hand in my crotch, plugging the hole. I knew I wouldn't last much longer, but decided to push my luck. I pulled off my jeans, knowing that the feeling of being in only panties and a t-shirt would increase the urge since it felt like relief would be coming soon.

I went into the kitchen, poured myself a large glass of water while dancing and squirming in place, chugged it down, and felt the HUGEST spasm in my bladder ever. I few drops leaked out but I clenched my muscles closed and crossed my legs. I knew the water would work soon and headed into the bathroom, pulling off my panties once inside. The urge grew about ten times worse after the panties were off, my bladder expecting relief into the toilet now. I pulled back on my jeans, and of course, they were my tightest pair, pushing on my swollen abdomen.

I bent over, climbing into the shower, knowing I would soon release. My bladder was now like a rock, and starting to get painful. It had been about 6 hours with two cans of Mt. Dew and a few glasses of water, since I had eaten pizza last night and had been thristy ever since. I bent over, moaned, shoved my hand in between my legs and held on, if only for a minute more. I felt a few more drops come out and knew the end would be soon. The next few seconds, it started with a small flow, dripping into my jeans and filling the crotch and soaking it. I pressed on my bladder, wanting the aching relief, and the rest just poured out into my jeans, hissing a little as it went. It soaked my legs and made a decent sized puddle around my feet. Afterwards, I pulled off the jeans and shower, my aching bladder empty and soon to be full again.

Sure enough, a couple of hours after I wrote my last post I got that feeling of fullness that told me that I needed to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately for me, it wasn't the most convenient moment as my parents, me and my brother were in the car stuck in traffic. So I held it in. We were going back home and had just had dinner, and I could tell I wasn't the only one who needed to go (my brother was letting out some silent farts, something he usually does when he needs to go to the bathroom, as opposed to when he lets out some very loud ones).

We got home around 1/2 hour later, and by then the urge had gone away, so I went to do some homework. I thought my brother would go directly to the bathroom, but he didn't. Instead, he went to watch TV to see his favorite show. A while later, while I was showering, I got the urge again. Usually, when something like this happens, I'll hold it, but this time it was urgent, so I just dried off quickly and sat on the toilet. I could feel a big load wanting to come out, but it wouldn't on its own, so I gave a very hard push for about ten seconds, during which 3 big logs came out. I relaxed a little and the rest came out fairly easily. I wiped several times and flushed, and then went back to shower. When my brother went to the bathroom a little later, he said to me, "Wow, you left a lot of skidmarks". I just laughed. Today, I went back to normal. I had a nice, easy dump that just took a few wipes to get clean.

Stevie- I know how you feel. I've done it on purpose many times too, I almost accidentally did it recently, and it was freaky!

1 What is your gender? male

2 What is your age? 29

3 How would you describe your body? tall and pretty skinny

4 How often do you poop? once per day
5 How long does it take you to get started, after sitting down? Right away
6 How long takes the complete pooping session? about 2-5 minutes

7 do you enjoy watching others poop? sure

8 How much time took your longest toilet session you can remember? 10 minutes

9 Does your poop comes out in one wave, or do you have to pause between the turds? The big stuff comes out right away, but sometimes after a little pause, some more makes its appearance

10 How many pieces do you produce when pooping? One big piece, and then sometimes some smaller ones

11 Do you fart while pooping? yes

12 Do you shart while pooping? If it's soft, gas and poop comes out all at once. Does that count?

13 Jessa's Accident Survey
1. When was the last time you wet your pants? A few weeks ago
2. When was the last time you messed your pants? A few weeks ago
3. Was there a time when you wet/messed your pants instead of using a public bathroom? Explain. Nope. I don't mind using public bathrooms if I have to.
4. Have you ever wet/messed yourself in public? nope
5. Have you ever wet/messed your pants out of conveinence? no. It doesn't end up being very convenient in the end because you have to clean up.
6. Have you ever wet/messed in your pants on purpose? yes
7. If yes, why did you decide to do it and how often do you do it? I was curious about it, tried it, and liked the feeling. These days I sometimes use a diaper, maybe once a month.
8. Do prefer to wet your pants or mess them? Depends what I'm in the mood for. I like the feel of messing- it's more of a rush than wetting, and when you do it, it stays contained. Wetting is nice because it's easier to clean yourself up, though.
9. Have you ever wet yourself in the rain just because you could? No, but I want to.
Additional stories?
When I first thought about trying messing myself, I would try when I didn't need to go. It took me a long time to dare to try when I really needed to.

Hi folks.Back again.I have been on holiday this week over on the west coast of scotland.Lots of peeing outside,mainly on the side of remote roads and in laybys.Some i could probably describe as PEEING WITH A VIEW.I also did a daring pee in a woodland car park with the passing traffic visible.
Was staying in a cottage with a hedge surrounding most of it and after dark ,no street lights due to the remoteness.On my last night i had been out to a local hotel for a meal and drinks so was feeling pretty relaxed on my return to the cottage.Stepping out into the darkness of the garden i had planned to relieve myself there but unusually for me,couldn't do it as i know the people who own the cottage and i felt that would be disrespectful.
One more thing before this post becomes too long and is rejected.Next sunday i am going to an outdoor concert.There will be a large crowd and no doubt the usual queues for the portaloos.Who knows?I may have an interesting post to put up.

john- nice post, this the first time this has happened or are there other stories

to the Victom: my boss stinks up the bathroom really bad too. She is merely 48 years of age.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Here are my pooping survey's.

1 What is your gender? Female

2 What is your age? 15

3 How would you describe your body? Slender, and curved at the right places.

4 How often do you poop? Once every 3 or 4 days.

5 How long does it take you to get started, after sitting down? At least about 30 minutes

6 How long takes the complete pooping session? 2 to 3 hours.

7 Do you enjoy watching others poop? Not especially, but I wouldn't mind.

8 How much time took your longest pooping session you can remember? About 7 hours over 3 sittings. I only succeeded in farting during the first sitting.

9 does your poop come out in one wave, or do you have to pause between the turds? I have very long pause's between the turds. Up to 45 minutes..

10 How many pieces do you produce while pooping? That varies from one long log to 40/45 pellets.

11 Do you fart, while pooping? Yes, especially during the 30 minutes waiting before pooping, and during the pause's.

12 Do you shart while pooping? Only when I'm sick.

13 Are these questions annoying? Would I fill out this survey if they were? :)

Survey 2:

1 Do you enjoy pooping? Generally, yes. It takes me a bit too much time, so sometimes it's boring, but I like the feeling of the urge and the pushing, and the way my ring relaxes.

2 What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Leaning far forwards, with my legs slightly apart, and my feets tiptoe.

3 Do you get stomach aches before your BM? Are they severe? No, not really. I'll become just a bit bloated.

4 How many times a day do you poop? Once every three or four days. And if it's a pooping day, usually only once.

5 What was the longest poop you ever did? Don't know.

6 Do you find pooping relaxing? Not especially. Only when I have diarrhea.

7 Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Yes.

8 How often do you get constipated? Well, I always have to take a long time when I have to poop. But it is not always very solid, fat or hard. So I don't really know. It can be a bit difficult.

9 What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? Again: Don't know.

10 After beďng constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relieve? No, I just sigh.

11 Do you get stomach aches often, when you don't have to BM? If so, how long do they last and are they severe? Normally not.

12 Are you gassy when you poop? Yes, i can be quite gassy when I'm pooping.

13 Do you look forward to take a dump? Well, sometimes yes. Especially when I have a bad urge to poop.

14 What are the two signs that you have to go? (besides a stomach ache?) I become a bit gassy, and I feel pressure on my anus.

15 Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak or tired? Sometimes, but not too often.

16 Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Always.

17 Do you like to take as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I take as long as neccesary, if possible. If not, I sit down again as soon as possible.

18 When you are constipated, or are having a tough time getting it out
what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself without taking a laxative? If I'm alone I'll just open and close my anus in a quick succession to get things moving. If my boyfriend is there, he gives me an anal massage.

19 Has a BM ever hurted so much that you started to cry? Nope, not THAT much.

20 How often do you have diarrhea? 2 or 3 times a month..

21 When on the bowl, taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position? () Leaning far forward , elbows on my knees and in tiptoe position.

22 Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? No, that doesn't work for me. I'm more sensitive to anal stimulation.

23 Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? Read 22

24 How do you feel about having someone to poop with you, like to keep you company? Only if it is my sister or my boyfriend.

25 How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea etc.? Again, my boyfriend and my sister.

26 After a long hard poop, diarrhea or constipation or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? Not when I have the flu. Then my stomach hurts too much. Otherwise, sometimes..

27 Do your stomach aches continue even after you pooped? Only on some occasions when I,ve had diarrea and I'm likely to go again later on.

28 How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize, as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more then twice in a row(for the same dump)? Yes, all the time, when having diarrhea. Sometimes even 4 times.

Bye for now!

@ Chelcie

Hello, Chelcie.
In one survey you say that you poop 5 times a day, and that it takes you between 30 minutes and two hours.
So you spend at least about four hours (on average) a day on the bowl?

How do you combine this with school?
And why do you always seem to have diarrhea? Do you have a condition? I also take a very long time when pooping, but I go once every 3 to 4 days..

I can't help feeling a bit bad for you.

I hope you will react.

Greetings: Bye!

Frustrated Francine
I'm 14 and just started high school last week. It's a big school with more than 2,500 students. We start an hour earlier in the morning than was the case with my elementary and middle schools. Now I have to take my morning crap at school and I hate it. The seats are old, some of them are loose, and I just don't feel comfortable anymore pulling up my skirt, pulling down my panties and sitting on the seat. Sometimes the seat is warm because another girl just got off it. Sometimes there is something splash over a portion of it and I don't know if it's pee or water from the flush. The only toilet paper available is those pre-cut squares that I occasionally will use to wipe the water off. I've never felt this way about sitting on the stools before, so I guess it's just that I'm in a new school and the plumbing is so old and different. In middle school, sometimes there would be a line of toilet paper over the seat when I would go in. The previous girl would have put it down but forgotten to flush it. But I never minded sitting down on the seat then. Now I just find it gross and I have to have a full stool each morning, usually during first or second hour. A couple of the girls think I'm strange to feel this way. I guess I'm just not that experienced. I hover squat to pee and that's something my mom taught me several years ago. Many of the girls sit down regularly and think nothing of it. Why aim I so frustrated. Is this normal?

Holly i.m. - i have replied to a similar posting so thought i would reply to yours. I share your problem in that i constantly have to pee. If i drink even a cupful of liquid within ten minutes im desperate. I also get the tickle like cute and shy described in a recent posting. As well as this i get spasm in my bladder which often causes me to start to wee,especially if i need to go quite badly. Does this happen to you and do you ever get pains in the bladder after youve peed?

Am I the only person here who does this, or do other people do it too? I don't sit on the toilet, per se, but I crouch with my feet on the seat, which makes it easier for me to take my BM.

Texas Hillbilly
Hey yall. I had a problem yesterday, i had one of those shits where u cant get it all out and when u wipe it takes 20 wipes and u still aint clean! Then my asshole bled later on! Before i go id just like 2 say how much i miss posts from Laura, the teacher

Hey, i've posted here a couple times before, but mainly just read the other posts.

So, I was at marching band camp today, and heard a funny story during our dinner break. I'm a tuba player, and all of us hang out together for breaks. After laughing at someone's incredibly loud fart, some senior who was the captain of the swim team mentioned how this girl on his team had IBS. He knew what it was because some relative of his has it, so he was cool about letting go to the toilet when nessicary. The funny part is is how she tried to make it sound like a complicated medical problem. she was like, "yeah, i have IBS. the doctors say they've never seen it before and blah blah blah... it's a complicated medical condtion." He laughed at this and was like, "yeah, I know what ibs is, so if you have to go poop, you can just tell me, it's ok!" so then, when they were in practice, she's says, "I need to go out in the hall for a moment." and he says, "OK, so you need to go poop. that's fine." then she says, "no, i just need to go out in the hall for a moment." so he's like, "oh so you already pooped!"

I can understand why she's embaressed, but he understands so i don't see why she is trying to hide it. He mentioned she was a trombone player, so today I tried to see who she was. Well, it turns out she is this cute, skinny freshmen that i've been checking out for the last two weeks! so now on im always sure to watch her for any hints of an accident ;)

Keith D

1 What is your gender? Male

2 What is your age? 26

3 How would you describe your body? Fairly skinny

4 How often do you poop? Most days

5 How long does it take you to get started, after sitting down? 2-5 minutes to get comfortable and start pushing

6 How long takes the complete pooping session? 5-10 minutes but I might sit for 30 minutes after to relax

7 Do you enjoy watching others poop? Yes, but I don't often get the opportunity. Listening is good too!

8 How much time took your longest pooping session you can remember? I've spent up to a couple of hours while constipated but with no result. For actual results, maybe an hour.

9 does your poop come out in one wave, or do you have to pause between the turds? Usually only in the one go

10 How many pieces do you produce while pooping? 1-2 big hard lumps

11 Do you fart, while pooping? Not usually while its coming out but usually before. When I first start to push, gas seeps out pffffshhht as the poop slides into position and plugs my butthole.

12 Do you shart while pooping? No my poop is fairly dry

13 Are these questions annoying? No - its good to look at the surveys and compare

Next survey:

1 Do you enjoy pooping? Yes - the sensation is great. But immediately beforehand when I can feel it hammering on the door its a bit intimidating.

2 What is your favorite position when passing a BM? I usually squat. I put my butt on the seat, spread my cheeks a bit to help hold my anus open, then lift up my feet onto the seat so that my knees are under my chin. I find it MUCH easier to poop this way if constipated. And I can wrap my legs round my legs and squeeze if its really hard.

3 Do you get stomach aches before your BM? I don't get stomach aches. I just feel the poop hammering on my anus.

4 How many times a day do you poop? Most days (5-6 times a week).

5 What was the longest poop you ever did? They're never big. Maybe 7 inches. I don't do logs they are more football shaped.

6 Do you find pooping relaxing? Only when finished

7 Do you make grunting noises when pushing? I try not to I usually hold my breath. But I like to listen to other people.

8 How often do you get constipated? I used to all the time. No only every month of so.

9 What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 2 weeks. It used to be for about 3-4 days. I used to only go 1-2 times a week.

10 After beďng constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relieve? No. I just sit and relax and flex my ring for a while.

11 Do you get stomach aches often, when you don't have to BM? If so, how long do they last and are they severe? No

12 Are you gassy when you poop? No, only if really constipated and the poop is very dry

13 Do you look forward to take a dump? Yes. I'd go ten times a day if I could. Sometimes I'll go to the toilet and try to squeeze something out if I'm angry or frustrated, even if I don't need to go!

14 What are the two signs that you have to go? (besides a stomach ache?) I feel massive pressure on my anus - hammering at the gate. It usually makes me half bend over. Sometimes I'll do some silent dry farts. I usually try and wait as long as I can just cos I enjoy the sensation

15 Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak or tired? No, I relax while sitting on the stool.

16 Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Rarely

17 Do you like to take as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I take as long as it takes and often stay after to relax.

18 When you are constipated, or are having a tough time getting it out
what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself without taking a laxative? I usually just change position and squeeze harder. Or I leave it a while and wait til the urge comes back.

19 Has a BM ever hurted so much that you started to cry? Not since I was little

20 How often do you have diarrhea? Maybe once a year

21 When on the bowl, taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position? By far the squat with my butt stretched over the seat (see above)

22 Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Doesn't seem to help

23 Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? No

24 How do you feel about having someone to poop with you, like to keep you company? Am very shy but would like it with someone I trusted. Have done it with girls

25 How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea etc.? Would be great but has never happened

26 After a long hard poop, diarrhea or constipation or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? No

27 Do your stomach aches continue even after you pooped? No

28 How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize, as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more then twice in a row(for the same dump)? Never happens

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