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Alison
Gracie's Survey:
1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? I usually can hold it for a little while, but the urge comes on suddenly and I know I need to find a toilet.
-does your stomach hurt? Yes, always. It really hurts if I don't go when I need to.
-do you hold or rub your stomach? Yes. I hold it when it's really aching and rub it when I'm trying to get it to settle down if it's rumbling. My bf rubs it for me when I have a bad ?????ache and it feels soooo good.
-do you get gassy? Yes, but it goes away after I go to the bathroom.
-how long can you hold it if you have to? A couple hours probably.
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? Fast food, junk food or really big meals.
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? Anything too greasy or heavy.
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? Diarrhea, because I can take something for it and make it better and go about my day.

OK, here is another story of mine.
My roommate Kara is like me, lots of ????? problems. We both have to be really careful about what we eat or else we suffer! Anyway, a couple weeks ago we went to one of those outdoor mazes at night with a bunch of friends. Before that, we went to dinner and everyone had a little too much to drink I think. My roomie Kara had two beers and a couple shots, as well as a big plate of nachos and some fried ice cream. She never eats that kind of stuff but I figured she knew what she was doing.

About halfway through the maze, Kara whispered to me that her stomach was hurting. I asked her if she could make it until the end, because there wasn't really anything else we could do. She said she thought she would be okay, but I saw her unbutton her jeans and she was holding her ????? as we walked. It got darker and everyone started messing around and playing jokes on each other. The whole thing was a little spooky because we were in the middle of no where and I was glad to be in a big group of people. I mostly walked alongside Kara and I could tell she was getting more and more uncomfortable.

When we finished the maze, everyone was standing around talking about where to go next. Kara finally said, "I have to go Number Two, let's go somewhere with a bathroom, and let's go FAST!" The guys started making fun of her, so I said I wanted another beer and asked if we could go back to the resturant. Everyone agreed and we piled into our cars. Kara and I sat in the back seat of our friend's car and Kara immediately began moaning about her bellyache and said she didn't know if she could make it to the resturant. She was holding her ????? and asked me if I would also hold it because it hurt so bad. I put my hand on her stomach and I could feel all the food sloshing around in there. I quietly asked her when she last went to the bathroom and she said it had been at least a couple days. Her belly was so bloated I couldn't believe it. She passed gas a couple times and it smelled awful! At least the weather was nice so we could put the windows down. The guy in the shotgun seat kept turning around to look at us and I could tell he thought it was kind of hot to see her moaning with her pants unbuttoned and me with my hands on her bare ?????. She started whimpering that she didn't think she could hold out a moment longer.

We finally made it back to the resturant and Kara ran inside. I waited a minute and then went into the bathroom after her. The poor thing, she was having terrible diarrhea every other minute. It would not stop. She was in tears and asked me if I would please help her, so I gently rubbed her ????? to make the cramps a little better. At least it was one of those single-stall bathrooms, so no one else could see what was going on. It finally stopped for a couple minutes and I asked her if she thought she could make it home. She said she thought she'd be okay but asked if I would drive her car back to our apartment.

Unfortunately, Kara had an accident on the way home and ended up messing her panties pretty badly. I felt really bad for her because she was sooo embarrassed, but I just offered to help her clean up once we got home. She spent a good deal of time in the bathroom when we got back, and then went direcltly to her bed. I put her dirty panties and jean skirt in the washer and figured I'd go to bed, myself. But, Kara still wasn't feeling so good,and she asked me if I would stay with her awhile and rub her ????? some more. I didn't really mind becuase I wasn't sleepy yet. Her stomach still felt really bloated to me and I could tell she was still in pain. She had diarrhea twice more before she finally fell asleep, holding her stomach wiht both hands. I was worried I'd get sick too, but I didn't...that time.


Zip
I had a cool buddy dump this past week. I was working at a fair for a few days, camping on site and using the toilets and showers on the fairgrounds. On my last day I went in to use the toilet and this guy I kept running into in the showers and on the fairgrounds was there. He's probably about 21 years old and very talkative. He's shaving and he says hi and starts talking about what he did last night. I grab some paper towels and he steps aside as he watches me wet the paper towels in the sink. We keep talking to each other as I go into the stall and put paper on the seat. The door lock was broken so the door is open about 6 inches. The floor is pretty gross so I pull my shorts down to just above my shoes, and I pull my orange briefs to just above my knees. He keeps talking and I start to dump. It was pretty loud, though. I was farting and making some semi-squishy sounding noises while on the can. We talk for a couple of minutes and then I start to clean up. I was wiping from the front when he said something and I responded, looking up at him. He looked over at me while I was lifting my "stuff" to one side, wiping with my right hand. Then I wiped a few times from behind before standing to wipe. Once again, he looked over as I was answering him, this time I was standing. He said something funny and I laughed as I pulled up my briefs and shorts. I flushed and went over to the sink to wash up. He moved to one side again as I was washing. He said "Man, you must've been holding that one in for a while!" I laughed and told him that I always get stopped up when I come into town for the fair, but this time I drank lots of fluids and ate alot of fiber. He said that he gets the same way and can't take a crap for a few days, but then when he does, he's got to run to the can. It was pretty funny to be able to talk to someone openly about dumping. Too bad I wasn't able to see and hear him take a crap. He's probably about 5 ft. 10 in. tall, slim, maybe 150 lbs. with black curly hair and green eyes. Maybe next year I'll run into him again and we can have the same conversation, only with the roles reversed.


James
Good story coolguy. I've had a time when I didn't realize I was pooping my self til it was to late. I was 11 and I wen't with my family to my cousins barbecue. I ate alot of food there like the ribs and all but what I had the most of was boiled eggs and deviled eggs. I'd eaten like 15-20 in between my big meal. Now I knew eggs caused really bad gas, but there was a pool there and I wanted to rip a nice one underwater. What I had forgotten was how whenever I ate barbecue I had to take huge dumps like 2 hours later. I waited the 45 min so I wouldn't get a cramp in the pool. I was in good shape back then for my age as I am now, so I was a good swimmer. Unfortunately the farts never came strong enough to blow waves and bubbles and it was time to go. It was about a 45 min ride home and it was getting late so I just got in the vcar with my swimming trunks on. About 15 min. into the ride I felt the tremendous gas rush to my butt. It was so much my little asshole could barely take it. I figured it was the perfect time for one of those "kid farts silently in car to gross out family" moments. I was sitting in the back with my older brother so I tried to let it out slowly. I lifted my asscheek towards my bro and tried to relax my hole. As soon as I did I ripped the loudest, wettest fart a 120lbs 12yr old white boy ever has. I knew there was no stopping it so I pushed, and before I realized what began to happen a huge turd slid out and plopped in my trunks. My heart beagn to race and I couldn't control my self as 2 more turds made thier way out. My trunks were bulged like crazy. Oh my God the smell of the rotten eggy fart and the turds were so bad. It was soft poop, so it beagn to mush its way up my buttcrack. I got in so much trouble and my brother threw up. However I did enjoy the warm feeling of the turds between my buttcrack.


Linda
Linda from Australia here again. I've had some trouble pooping lately so I started taking vitamin C tablets each day. I've been eating lots of fruit and salad to get things moving aswell. However, my pooping habits are only just starting to be normal again. I mostly take 2 dumps per day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon/evening. For the last week, I've only been dropping one load per day and I had to work REALLY hard to get the turds out (it took me 25 minutes to squeeze out one load and I had to have a rest before squeezing out the rest, which took another 15 minutes). My anus has been burning after pushing out logs and it feels tender to touch. Yesterday morning I felt the urge to do a poo but when I tried pushing it out, I could only manage a few tiny nuggets. I had to wipe 7 or 8 times before my arse was clean and there was also blood on the TP. One of the turds only half came out of my anus so I had to wipe the rest away. This morning I didn't take a shit at all, as I had the early shift at work, but tonight I dropped a nice load that slid easily out of my anus. My pooping habits are finally returning back to normal.


Zip
Jim D-Funny story about getting caught with your pants down. I was with some friends from college and another guy had to take a dump real bad. He went over to a tree, leaned up against it and pulled his jeans and briefs down to about mid thigh and let loose. Well, of course everyone had to get in on the fun and pretty soon he was surrounded by a bunch of guys, posing for pictures while he's unloading his bowels. The pictures came out pretty funny. Wish I still had copies of them.


CD
TO HisLilPeeMonster:
I don't know... But if you read some of the messages in the archive you'll find that some very petite women regularly produced very BIG jobbies.

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To Everyone:

I was watching TV over the weekend and saw one of those hidden camera 'Reality' programs. In one of the features they focused employee-management relations. You know... bosses being VERY greedy & irresponsible, employees pocketing money from the register, workplace vandalism... that sort of thing.
But more than any of those pretty ordinary things, the one spot that caught my attention was that of a lady who was caught on a hidden camera in her boss's office trying to exact some revenge over an unspecified dispute.
Nope, she didn't stealing anything or crash his computer. While he was out of the office, she walked in, selected a nice plush fabric couch, sat down, pulled down her panties just enough & proceeded to take a pee!!
Once done, she pulled her panties back up beneath her short dress & calmly walked out.

Naturally, when her boss reviewed the tape, it was perfectly clear who was responsible. The woman was immediately fired for her actions.

What's even more amazing to me is that she narrated the whole scene for the program, describing what she was doing!! (The recording was very clear, but it wasn't especially evident on the tape exactly what she was up to other than taking a seat on the couch.)

The program even had a censored (blurred-out) sequence of another lady doing something similar, except that #1. She dropped a jobbie... and #2. She broke into the house of a neighbour with whom she had long standing problems to do it! Whoa!!


That second one was a bit extreme, but HAS ANYONE HERE LEFT A 'PRESENT' FOR SOMEONE YOU COULDN'T GET ALONG WITH??


Cheers!

CD


Eric in Chicago
Martin:
1. Have you ever peed in your pants by accident (after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt.(if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Nope.

2. Have you ever pooped in your pants by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Nope.

3. Have you ever peed in your pants on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Yep, several times. I'd been trying to do it for quite a while but finally, when I was almost 15, I managed to let several squirts out into an old pair of school gym shorts. Several years later, I "graduated" to really soaking my shorts while walking, running, or riding my bike, but I always had to drink lots of liquids to do it; I had to have a real full bladder. I was in my late twenties by the time I could piss my shorts while I was running; if I had to redo my life, I'd have joined the cross-country team my freshman year in high school and would probably have quickly developed the ability to easily piss my shorts when I was 13 (high-school distance runners often go in their shorts during long practice runs so they don't have to stop) as well as having kept myself from developing various blood-pressure/blood-lipid/blood-sugar problems (metabolic syndrome, aka out-of-shape blood) that have been dogging me for the last few years.

One time in my mid-twenties I was playing soccer in the rain and I really should have pissed my shorts, but for some nonsensical reason I didn't and I "had" to wait until I got home.

4. Have you ever pooped in your pants on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Yep, *very* frequently. I'd wanted to do it ever since I was 9 or so, but I couldn't get up the nerve until one day when I was 13 and my parents were out. I put on an old pair of underwear and a new pair of school gym shorts, took a piss in the toilet, went back into my bedroom, bent my legs and pushed. I was rewarded with a solid log in my shorts and a smell that I really liked but nobody else probably would. I didn't do it again for a few weeks, at which point I'd learned how to make my shit green by drinking green food coloring and I took a bright green shit in a pair of cutoff jeans. That was almost 33 years ago, and I've been doing it at least once a month ever since.

5. Have you ever peed in your bed by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Not that I really know of; one time, the day before I graduated from college, I thought I might have peed my bed after passing out from drinking a lot of beer that morning, but I suspect the dampness was just sweat.

6. Have you ever pooped in your bed by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Once when I was about 36 or 37 and had some lower intestinal virus, I woke up and discovered that I'd made a small amount of liquid poop in my shorts.

7. Have you ever peed in your bed on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

No, but ever since I was 10 I'd occasionally try to do it by drinking lots of liquids before going to bed. It never worked; I'd just have to wake up and go real bad. I gave up on trying when I was 17 or so.

8. Have you ever pooped in your bed on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)

Nope.

9. Did you ever had a "hold it" contest with someone (a contest who can hold it the longest) If yes tell us about it and how you felt.

No, but I wish I had.

10. ware you ever forst to pee in your pants becous you ware loockt op or anything elts? If yes tell us about it and how you felt.

No.

11.ware you ever forsed to poop in your pants becous you ware locked op or anything elts? If yes tell us about it and how you felt.

No.

CD: Bright green shit is usually caused by consumption of green or blue (your liver supplies the necessary yellow) food coloring. There are no serious diseases that have green shit as a symptom, but for some reason many people who experience green shit unexpectedly imagine themselves to have very specific diseases even though they have no understanding of what their symptoms are. It seems that there's a human tendency to make up explanations, however nonsensical they are, for any unexplained phenomenon rather than saying "I don't know."


cheryl
from 5-25 2005} hey y'all , haven't been on in like a week as I been working and shite. anyway this was from may 25. tonight I was just chilling out and listening to my favorite country band, the dixie chicks and of course, drinking my vodka/tonics when all of a sudden ; I felt that need to really pee so badly. here I was sittine in my denim mini-skirt and had my legs crossed tightly just trying to hold back the "flood tide" when I couldn't hold it any longer! I was about to wet my undies and realized that it was time for a trip to the bathroom and let it out, I walked into the kitchen first to fetch more ice for my drinks, then straight to the bathroom; walking in and closing door before lifting the toilet's lid. I grabbed the mirror first, then quickly lifted my denim mini-skirt and pulled down my undies [with FDS sprayed panty liner I just put in after my shower earlier] to expose my cunt; and of course, PEE LIKE CRAZY! sitting down with my skirt up to my waist and my undies to my ankles, with my legs apart, the urine just flowed out of my cunt in one huge, wide clear looking stream that formed a blade like swath as it loudly tinkled into the toilet bowl's water. also, the urine came out in more than one stream; the wide main one and 1-2 others which dripped off to the left in a bunch of shooting splashes; all of which completely landed into the water where I think they are supposed to go anyway! right??? *giggles* anyway, after only 30 secs or so I was almost all finished, and after two more splashes I finished emptying my bladder full of urine. I wiped my twat and then got up, first tossing the paper into the bowl as I pulled my undies up and my skirt down. I could smell the FDS I was wearing as I was peeing and while lowering my skirt; as yeah, I really sprayed my legs and twat with it earlier while putting in my new pad which was still clean suprisingly. this week forget it after the first of june! anyway, no foam at all and my pee was not even that yellow this time, just slightly yellow enough to make it worthwhile to even bother flushing the toilet bowl when I finished. nevertheless, that awesome sound that I usually make when I pee into the toilet's water really sounded so kewl; yeah I TINKLE honey!


HisLilPeeMonster -
The smell of shit is really bad in big girls..


1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? i prefer to hold it so my shit will be harder to poo out
when your stomach hurt? most of the time, especially if i don't go right when i get the urge.
-do you hold or rub your stomach? no, shit will move and get stuck
-do you get gassy? yes i fart a lot from eating beans.
-how long can you hold it if you have to? about 2-3 days. but the longest i ever had to hold it was almost 1 month
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? i always have to poop after eating apple and vegetables or popcorn.
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? anything from taco bell - maybe they used to cut the lettece on the same cutting board as the beef.
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? having contipation, because i can hold and not make a mess in your pants


JaLe
Answers to gracie's survey:
1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? Usually I go right away, but I can hold it.
-does your stomach hurt? No
-do you hold or rub your stomach? No
-do you get gassy? Yes
-how long can you hold it if you have to? 1-2 hours
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? Vegetables, (raw) fruits
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? Hot and strongly spiced foods like mexican/chinese foods.
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? I would say constipated, at least you don't need to hurry into the toilet then. I hate having diarrhea, it is uncontrolled situation, messy and smelly.


The other day I was shopping when I felt the urge to pee. I went into the ladies room. I did my business and as I went washing my hands another woman came in and rushed into the first stall. As soon as she hit the seat she let out a set of wet farts followed by several loose flops just within a few seconds of each others. All this lasted less than a minute. She started wiping and I got off and continued shopping.


Scoot
For some unknown reason my Great Aunt used to get an attack of the shits right out of the blue every month or so. Unfortunately she never got any warning of the impending disaster that was to errupt from her bowels so she could be out shopping one day and suddenly just shit her pants in minutes. I used to dread being out anywhere with her in case it happened but thankfully it never did. When she got older and less able to go out, she kind of got a bit worse. I narrowly escaped witnessing one bad attack in her flat and found out afterwards that she didn't make it to the toilet and it had gone everywhere. My Aunt had had to clean up and so the next time I visited my Great Aunt I spent the whole time sitting out in the hallway in case it happened again.


Swim Girl
gracie
survey-type thing. (i was bored. lol.) answer if you want.
1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? I can hold it for an hour.
-does your stomach hurt? At the and of pooping
-do you hold or rub your stomach? If I get desperate
-do you get gassy? Rarley
-how long can you hold it if you have to? An hour or a day maybe
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? no
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? Soft fruits make my poop mushy but I can't think of any food that gives me the runs
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? Diahhrea because I would rather have a soft BM rather than a painful one



Penny
Hi to all. On the subject of farting Adrian, I find certain foods make you fart more than others. I agree that men love to fart in public. My husband prides himself on the fact that he can clear a room by dropping a killer.
Kennedy.. if you go back a few years you will see that I advise a squatt at all times. I love to dump outside, we are farmers so am often far from home so a good shit in the countryside is great. You will very rarely need to wipe after a squatt aspecially if you apply cream to your annus as I do. The french toilets have a long bowl to the front so peeing is no problem.
I love to poo in public loos as a perverse sense of humour makes me want to be loud and smelly as there are woman around who really think that to shit is disgusting. We all do it so why hide the fact. If you try to keep it quiet you will never have a really good shit. There will always be something left behind. (excuse the pun)


Stan
I've just been naughty and sneaked a listen to my wife having a poo.
She sighs after she's been successful in squeezing one out out, so you hear "PLOP", sigh.
She usually drops 3 - her plops are quieter than mine - I tend to do "KERSPLUNK"s


To Nate in NM:

Regarding how interest in bathroom fantasies started:

I had problems with toilet training. I was a bedwetter until age 8 and had recurring constipation problems until age 12. The preoccupation with these issues caused me to fantasize about going to the bathroom, not only for myself but more-so for friends and other people. I have been reading some of the older posts and have just found it fascinating that, like you, I'm not the only one with this interest! And there are others (from the old posts) who have started in the same way I did. That is so neat to know that I'm not alone!


GStitch
Hey, what health risks am I taking when I defecate into my diapers intentionally (or accidentally, but usually it's intentional)? I know feces is something like 80% bacterial (according to a biology teacher I had in 9th grade...). Assuming I don't consume any of it, and I have no sores on my arse, I should be alright, as long as I don't spend x number of hours with the same soiled diaper on, right?


Tuesday, May 31, 2005


HisLilPeeMonster
Do bigger girls poo more than smaller girls? If so, is the size larger or the amount.. or both?


Calboy
To Sandra:
Here are my answers to your previous questions. I think I fart about 20 times per day. However, I think that girls fart as much as guys. It's just like girls hold them in because they were trained with the knowledge that "girls don't fart." I have a question that I wanted to ask earlier. Would you mind being one of the responders?

Which gender produces smellier fart?

Ciao--Calboy


shaggy
hi Sandra it's actually interesting that on average men fart 14 times in a day, and women fart 14 times a day the same as men. although they do it more discreatly than most of the men i know. lol just another fact i learned from being forced to watch Oprah with my mom lol, sincerly,
shaggy


Tanya
ast week I went to the locla swimmingpool with my friend. After a little
time in the pool i flet the urge to pee.
Usually i do it in the shower before I enter but today I forgot. So I
did it in the pool and thought I get away with it. But my friend noticed the water got warm and asked me if I peed?
I was soo embarrased i could die!! Now she thinks I am dsgusting.
Do you guys pee in the pool sometimes?


kellie
i did something in my pants for the first time today. i dont know how it happened. i was on my way in from school and i had been holding it in all day long. i didn't realize how urgent i was until i was heading up the stairs to go to the toilet and get ready for work. before i even got all the way up the stairs, my butt tensed up and i had to go so bad that i couldn't hold on anymore and i started pooping my pants, in a big way. i was trying to get to the bathroom but my legs were too rigid for me to walk and i was still pooping my pants and by the time i got to the bathroom i had already completely pooped in my pants. i was very shocked but i was also awestruck. i stood in the bathroom in disbelief for 5 or 10 minutes with a big mess in the back of my jeans just wondering about what i had just done. i wonder if i will poop my pants again? i dont know because im 17 and thats never happened. oh well i guess there's a first time for everything, even if its pooping my pants at 17...thats my story so see ya!


Xsore aka Dave
Hey Everyone,

Just looking around and decided to answer on of the surveys I've read from Swim Girl.

1. What is your sex? Male
2. What is your age? 16 (almost 17)
3. What is your race? White
4. Are you: Underweight, Normal, Overweight, or Obese? Either Normal or Overweight I wouldn't know.
5. How much protein do you eat? I eat lots of peanut buttur and meats about everyday
6. How much fiber do you eat? I eat my share of fruits and wheat bread.
7. How many vitamins and minerals do you eat? I don't take vitamins, but sometimes I'll take one of those "One a Day" vitamins and I guess I get a lot of Vitamin C.
8. How much water do you drink? I've been drinking lots of water, because I got this big 2.2 liter water bottle so that way I can get all the bad stuff out of my system, but I do pee a lot.
9. Breifly describe your average BM. Umm...I guess it's usually about 6 in to 8 in and I always feel bad cause most of the time I end up clogging the toilet
10. Breifly describe your average Poo. What's the difference between Poo and BM?
11. If you had a choice for your BM to replace urination so that you poo more frequently, would you do that? Ehh...I wouldn't because urinating is just easier, but it would be nice if it was changed like that for girls, cause I like it when girls do that :)


James
Gracie survey
1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? I can usually hold it for a couple hours. But if it's a big load of fresh firm poop, I can only hold it about 5 minutes
-does your stomach hurt? My stomach hurts from time to time, but I get a pain around my waist more often
-do you hold or rub your stomach? if it really hurts, yes
-do you get gassy? I alomst always have a couple stinky warning farts. Sometimes the farts has a little poop in it and it feels like I have to wipe. I also fart often during pooping.
-how long can you hold it if you have to? I guess I could hold it in for a long time, but I'll fart just about anywhere anytime. No one expects a guy my size to be the one who farted.
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? Pizza, chinese food. and vegetables
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? hot mexican food.
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? wellseeing as how constipation gives me big round turds that stretch my butthole so wide I cant sit for an hour, I'd rather have diahhrea because it comes out so fast and easy. It feels better too.

My poop/fart survey
GENERAL
1. What is your age?
2. Gender?
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.)
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...)
FARTING
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting?
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts?
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who?
8. Where are you comfortable farting?
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid?
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face?
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends?
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles?
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep?
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts?
POOPING
15. How many times a day do you poop?
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.)
17. Describe the last dump you had?
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you?
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid?
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd?
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub?
22. Do your turds usually float or sink?
23. How long do you usually have to wipe?
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole?
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop?.
Thanks, hope you enjoy the survey.


Sebastian
Hey how is everyone? My bowels are acting kind of weird lately, sometimes my poop will be like 12 inches long in one piece and another time it will be all like pebble sized and small, and just the other night i was getting major stomach cramps and i could feel i needed to take a big poop so i had to run to the toilet (well not really run, it wasn't that bad) and poop. I dont know why my bowels have been doing this i eat the same kind of food everyday almost nothing weird like enchiladas mixed with chinese food haha!! I wish i had a particular story to post but i dont right now ill try and come up with something soon.

In the meantime i wanted to answer this survey by Gracie:

1.When you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? I can hold it until its convenient
-does your stomach hurt? yeah everytime i need to poop
-do you hold or rub your stomach? i have a few times when im on the toilet with diarhea
-do you get gassy? yeah when i really need to poop
-how long can you hold it if you have to? i can hold for at least 3 days
2.Do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? none come to mind
3.Do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? i used to get the runs right after eating too much pizza
4.If you had to choose between being constipated or having diarhea, which would you choose and why? diarhea because you don't have to strain to get it out and it feels really gross and really good at the same time

And this survey by Swim Girl:

1.What is your sex? Male
2.What is your age? 20
3.What is your race? White
4.Are you: Underweight, Normal, Overweight, or Obese? Normal
5.How much protein do you eat? dont really know exactly quite a bit though
6.How much fiber do you eat? enough to keep me regular
7.How many vitamins and minerals do you eat? none
8.How much water do you drink? almost a gallon on the 3 days of the week that i wourkout
9.Briefly describe your average BM: varies from time to time but usually comes out real smooth and feels really good sliding out of my ass
10.Briefly describe your average Poo: usually about 3 or 4 decent sized logs most of the time soft sometimes it is loose like diarhea
11.If you had a choice for your BM to replace urination so that you poo more frequently, would you do that? yes because i love to poop!!

Dear diarhea girl:
I read when you answered the survey that you like having diarhea, so do I, it gets me kind of excited haha so i love having diarhea except when its real painful then it sucks, but when you have diarhea just because of something you ate that didn't set well then i love it. Do you have any stories of having diarhea in a public place because those are my favorite stories. Post if you have any. Bye

I have a question for everyone on here to please answer, does anyone have varying size in poop like runny one day and huge and long and solid the next? Because i do but i don't eat anything strange maybe it's just my body, well answer if u feel like it.

Bye


Penny
Hi Adrian, Red wine and garlic give me loose bubbly farts that smell like hell and rumble out. Love to just stand as i work or what and let go. My husband asks if a rat crawled up my bum during the night and died there.


Scott
-steve, liked your stories from the 800 pages, good to see youre back
-those accident stories from memorial day were great, keep them coming
-now for survey answers:
1. Have you ever peed in your pants by accident (after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt.(if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories) Not for 10 years maybe.
2. Have you ever pooped in your pants by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)
Not for a loooooooooong time.
3. Have you ever peed in your pants on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)
Yup, I just get in the shower with just my briefs on, and pee. Haven't done it in a while though.
4. Have you ever pooped in your pants on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)
Yeah, since November-December maybe? I would be home alone for hours, so I decided to let loose a few times and mess my briefs.
5. Have you ever peed in your bed by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories) Nope
6. Have you ever pooped in your bed by accident(after a point ware it shouldn't happen any more)? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)
No, but once I woke up and thought I had a huge log coming out of my ass, but it was nothing.
7. Have you ever peed in your bed on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories)
No, a few weeks ago i had a lot of water before bed, but nothing happened.
8. Have you ever pooped in your bed on purpose? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. (if you did it ones in public then tell that story in stead of the privet stories) Never.
9. Did you ever had a "hold it" contest with someone (a contest who can hold it the longest) If yes tell us about it and how you felt. No, sounds fun though.
10. ware you ever forst to pee in your pants becous you ware loockt op or anything elts? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. No.
11.ware you ever forsed to poop in your pants becous you ware locked op or anything elts? If yes tell us about it and how you felt. No.
-ill tell a story some other time


5 cents
Hi - here come my answers to the survey someone posted a while ago ...

1. when you need to poop...
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? Can hold it usually. Obvious exception: the runs
-does your stomach hurt? no why should it?
-do you hold or rub your stomach? hmm good idea
-do you get gassy? every once a while
-how long can you hold it if you have to? Maybe a few hours?

2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? Oh yes. Milk products sometimes make stomach rumble and more. Also, a handful of sugar free stuff (sorbitol etc.) is the best recipe for being *very* gassy and having diarrhea for a hew hours.

3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? see above

4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why?
Like diarrhea girl (what a name!), I'd definitely say diarrhea. Having the runs can be, from to time, fun and a turn on. And if I have the runs, I prefer to *really* have the full program: (wet) farts, near or true accidents, and all that comes with a good case of strong diarrhea. Ever ate a bowl full of unripe cherries and drank a litre of water? Then you get a vague idea what I am talking about ... I also like it when my gf has diarrhea, but she thinks that I am crazy for this. It amuses her, which in a way turns me on even more. So there.


pete
james suvey answes

poop/fart survey
GENERAL
1. What is your age? 19
2. Gender? male
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.)
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...) I am white, and I am rather slim
FARTING
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? I fart rahter often, and when I have eaten fast food I have to fart like hell
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts? no, and my farts are wet and loud.
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? no
8. Where are you comfortable farting? When I am at home alone, and when I am on the toilet
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? no
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? No, NO
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends? no
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? yes
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep? No,
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? yes, my cousine.
POOPING
15. How many times a day do you poop? once
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.) My turds are brown and rather soft and long
17. Describe the last dump you had?
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you? yes, and I was 10
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid?yes
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? no
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? no
22. Do your turds usually float or sink? They float
23. How long do you usually have to wipe? 3 minutes
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole? no
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop. no.

gracie's survey answers

survey.
1. when you need to poop... once a day
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? I can hold for a few hours
-does your stomach hurt? yes, when I am holding my poo
-do you hold or rub your stomach? when it hurts yes
-do you get gassy? yes
-how long can you hold it if you have to? only a few hours
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? any fast food
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them?
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? having diahhrea because pooping soft the hole time is more compfortable than
being constipated




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