Althea- Wow, you actually produced a 40 inch turd? It would have been interesting had it not broken off in sections to see it in its entire length...
John Q Public- Liked your story about your sister's urgent poop and the description of her turd as it laid in the toilet afterwards.
Sally- Great story about having to poop during the dinner party with your husband accompanying you to the hotel room's bathroom...
Poop stop- It was interesting how you were inside the cubicle with your wife as she pooped...
I also agree about the difference between constipation and irregularity. Constipation can be painful and even debilitating while irregularity can simply mean not pooping for several days but still being able to produce soft, healthy motions... There are many medical textbooks that no doubt recommend having a bowel movement at least once daily and I'm sure there's some health nuts out there who have their pooping schedule down pat. But for others, it's completely normal to have a couple of days interval between motions. Everyone has a different diet and digestion process. They also say that it's not good to try pooping if you don't have to since excessive straining can cause hemerroids so it's better to just wait for the call of nature...
Someone asked if I sit on the toilet with the seat up. Since I live alone and am able to keep the toilet rim immaculate, the answer is yes, and I wouldn't have it any other way, because it gets me down low, making the evacuation more comfortable and usually pleasurable. Squatting is good for the colon as it improves muscle tone and reduces the risk of hemorrhoids; everyone should try it. Personally, I don't mind the cold rim, but it only feels cold for a few seconds.
Since I am male, here's my contribution to "for the males on here:"
1. If I am at home, I start to pee IMMEDIATELY upon exposing my penis. There are a few public restrooms I know (which I hate) that cause me to tense up--in which case I have to think to myself to relax ("breathe easy ... just relax ..."). That takes about 30 seconds, but there have been a few cases--involving noisy crowds and long lines--where I've been so tense that my sphincter refused to unlock--forcing me to give up and look for a better place to unload. Sometimes I hate the urinals so much (for example, some are within view of an open door, with no privacy panels) that I use a stall, and convention be damned. Movie theaters seem to have the poorest reputation re the above, in my view. Any comments?
2. The only time I have to "clamp off" is when I'm just getting home out of the cold with a very full bladder. Usually though, I don't have a problem.
3. I expose no more than I have to, unless I'm undressing for a shower.
4. When I pee in the shower, I aim for the drain, just because it's fun, and it keeps me in form: the ladies seem to appreciate a man who can aim properly. However, in the shower it really doesn't matter, as urine is sterile, and there's plenty of running water to flush it away.
I am rather curious about something. I have often wondered what the "morbidly obese" do to clean themselves after they go to the bathroom. I mean, I am a fatty but can handle things just fine but what happens when you are obviously "too big for your britches." <p>
When my sister and her friend came to visit her friend (she told us she weighed about 450 pounds) would always carry this enormous black totebag with her into the bathroom. She would stay in there a really long time and then the water would run for a long time. I know for a fact that she couldn't reach certain parts of her body so what are her options? She didn't smell bad so I do believe she cleaned herself but how. I have imagined all manner of scientific gadgets for this purpose but none that would have fit into her bag without "poking" out in some way. <p>
Can you just walk into a store and ask for something that might be called an "obesity personal hygiene extension?"
i really had to poop yesterday, i went to the store with mom, it was home depot a store that has lots of tools and home fixing stuff, this place was huge. i started really having to go when we got there and started looking around. we walked up isle after isle and mom kept looking at everything. i tried to hold the poop in with my hand but people kept looking. i walked around a corner while mom was looking at stuff, and it started coming out as i was walking. i stopped and pretended to look at something and it just kept pushing. there were alot of people around but i dont think they knew what i was doing. the poop stopped and i know i had a big bulge cause i felt it with my hand. one lady was walking down the isle and said i smell poop, then she looked at me and said i bet it was that little boy. i ran down the isle to get away, the poop was sliding down my leg, i only had boxers on. i went into the boards section, big boards for building and i found a corner that was hidden! . the i shook the poop out of my leg. it fell on the floor and i ran back to mom. she asked where i went and i said to the bathroom. i was telling the truth. i went to the bathroom (in my pants) but she didnt have to know that. my but was sticky and kept itching. we got back home and i changed. i need to stop having accidents all the time. im getting to big now. my cousin is still little so its ok for him. gotta go.
Yes, I watch the Simpsons.
I saw that episoid too. It was funny, but stupid. Homer has to give his Kidney up and he runs away and then he goes on a boat called "the lost souls" and everyone hates him.
Brian (Cleveland, OH)
Here's a little ditty for all of you!
Here I sit on stink and vapor.
Took a shit, ain't cot no paper.
Bus is due and here I linger.
Look out ass, here comes my finger.
Enjoy your poops.
Carmalita: Welcome back, mi amiga! Hope to see more pooping reports from our favorite stinky Latina.
Mary Beth: Your problem may be lactose intolerance. That means your body can't process lactose, which is found in dairy foods such as milk and ice cream. The result is often diarrhea or constipation, depending on the person. You should try looking that up in your research. Have you ever had any accidents with your problem?
Jacob G in Florida
Hi everyone, nothing exciting lately to report, but I continue to be here everyday keeping up with the posts. Bridget, those are great survey questions! Here are my answers:
1)Who do you prefer watching, men or women? Men
2)How many opportunities have you had so far to watch someone poop? Not counting the times I've seen strangers in doorless stalls etc., two friends have let me watch them.
3)What do you like the person to be wearing when he/she poops, if anything? Jeans but no shirt.
4)What is your own position when you watch someone? Sitting down on the floor, countertop, the edge of the bathtub or do you simply remain standing? The edge of the bathtub.
5)Have you ever consentually videotaped or photographed someone as they pooped? No.
6)Have you ever watched someone pooping anywhere else other than on the toilet and if so, where was it? I watched a friend poop outside.
7)Do you offer verbal encouragement to the person who is pooping and if so, what do you say? Yes - keep trying, you can do it, it's coming!
8)Do you assist the person in his/her efforts by holding their hand or rubbing their stomach and lower back? Yes.
9)Do you get aroused as you watch and if so, do you do anything about it? (sorry if this is an inappropriate question...) Yes - I do something about it later because I'm nervous about letting them know I'm aroused.
10)Do you usually buddy dump with the person you are watching? No, but I would if they asked.
11)What do you like most about watching someone poop? The pushing/straining, the smell, the sounds, watching the turds come out, seeing the turds in the toilet, the aspect of intimacy? (This question can have multiple answers... Feel free to add your own opinions...) The pushing/straining, facial expressions.
12)Do you ever wipe the person's butt after he/she is done pooping? I did once.
13)Do you offer a "reward" to the person after he/she has pooped for you? Yes.
Who ever had the question about that simpons episode about the kidney bursting, no that can not happen. Your bladder would let go and wet yourself before your kidneys burst
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants? never asked for permission it was usually too late
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child while playing house house, etc.) no
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you didn't want to stop doing whatever you were doing? All the time, I wet the bed a lot because mostly I was just too lazy.
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while you were sick? yeah, diarrhea a few times. last year i think I couldn't get my coveralls off fast enough and ended up throwing them away. (24)
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while in the hospital? yes (9)
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? yeah, haunted hay ride, and haunted houses. Still do.
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? yeah, if I don't think I'll make it usually I'll go in y pants for the relief.
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car? Yes. Peed all over the bus seat because I was mad at some other girl and I really had to go too (13).
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an airplane? no
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public toilet? no
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by accident or on purpose? Yes, it was a 2 piece, at my friend's pool the poop like weighed down my bathing suit and I had to run in the house holding it up past her family. (11)
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) no
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable to get undessed quickly enough? #4 , at a football game waiting in line I got a little too excited when the stall was finally open (14)
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren't allowed to go? School , several grades I usually finished going in my pants before telling he teacher.
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be a pain in the butt.) no
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no toilets available or because the toilet was broken? yes. football games, half of the school toilets were closed and I didn't get to the other ones fast enough.
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie theater rather than miss the movie? yes
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too tired/lazy to get out of bed? all the time as a 5 - 6 year old.
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? 6th grade class play, I didn't go enough for it to be too noticeable though.
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends during a sleepover or party? Yes, once 7th grade. I was really embarrassed and I think that was the last sleepover I went to.
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn't hold it any longer? ;-) not yet
1. After you have you penis out and aimed how long does it take for you to start peeing?
depends on my desire to have a pee. usually 3-4 sec.
2. How often do you have to "clamp it off" those last few seconds before being in place to pee?
not very often. in Russia, when you want to pee and it's after 22.--, you can do it practically anywhere you like.
3. Do you pee with your balls in or out of your pants?
4. When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it go, or something else?
Just let it go.
Saratov // Russia
Thanx Bridget! I´d like to answer your survey.
1)Who do you prefer watching, men or women? Only women.
2)How many opportunities have you had so far to watch someone poop? About 10. Two girlfriends and one "friendgirl".
3)What do you like the person to be wearing when he/she poops, if anything? Normal things, like jeans and T-shirt or a uniform, police or military would be nice(only in my fantasy so far).
4)What is your own position when you watch someone? Sitting down on the floor, countertop, the edge of the bathtub or do you simply remain standing? It differs.
5)Have you ever consentually videotaped or photographed someone as they pooped? No, not yet.
6)Have you ever watched someone pooping anywhere else other than on the toilet and if so, where was it? In the woods, from long distance.
7)Do you offer verbal encouragement to the person who is pooping and if so, what do you say? I don´t remember.
8)Do you assist the person in his/her efforts by holding their hand or rubbing their stomach and lower back? No
9)Do you get aroused as you watch and if so, do you do anything about it? (sorry if this is an inappropriate question...) Yes, I get aroused, but so far I´ve been hiding what´s growing..(exept for one of the times whith one of the girlfriends, who did a very nice "thing" while I was standing in front of her "sitting there"...)
10)Do you usually buddy dump with the person you are watching? Only going after one and other.
11)What do you like most about watching someone poop? The pushing/straining, the smell, the sounds, watching the turds come out, seeing the turds in the toilet, the aspect of intimacy? (This question can have multiple answers... Feel free to add your own opinions...) I like smell, sounds, intimacy and the fact that a woman can be open about what´s usualy so out of question.
12)Do you ever wipe the person's butt after he/she is done pooping? I asked the friendgirl once but she said no :(
13)Do you offer a "reward" to the person after he/she has pooped for you? I told the friendgirl that it should be "give and take", but she have whatched me a lot more than I have watched her. She look aroused to when she watch me, but she is to shy to admitt it.
There are a lot of interssting writers on this board. I can´t mention you all, only one..Carmalita the dreamgirl. I backtracked most of your post to the late 400:ds, and it´s lovley reading. -Take care of your studys and be back when the time is right.
I was on a trip with a friend and I had about eight sodas (12oz cans). We were on the raod for about two hours already and I had the urge to go pee really bad. My friend said that we would stop at a gas station so I could go pee. So about ten minutes later and half a mile away from the gas station (only one in the town) my friend noticed I was figiting in my seat. She asked how bad I had to go and I said Like Really Bad. she said well don't pee in my seat, hold your dick to keep control or something, it'll be ten more minutes til we get to the gas station. So aafter five more minutes I was bouncing up and down in my seat, figiting, and holding my dick. I told my friend that i was gonna explode if i didn't get to the gas station fast. we finally made it to the gas station and before the car was completely stopped i jumped out of the car. I ran inside and asked the cashier where the restrooms were and she said outside. At that time i was desperate for that bathroom so i took o! ff runnin to the restroom. it was locked. i held my dick and was bouncin up and down when my friend came up to me and asked are you ok. i told him to run and get the key for the restroom fast and he did. at that time i felt like i was about to explode. a couple of spurts came out so i grabbed my dick tighter. my friend came back with the key. i grabbed it and tryed to unlock the door but gave up. i gave the key back to him and told him to unlock it for me because i couldn't. before he even got the door unlocked i shouted I have to peee. i unzipped my pants and peed on the bathroom door. I peed nonstop for 15mins. it felt good!
To just a few question person
1. 1 minute
3. out of pants,sometimes with them on
4. just let it go
1. Women or Children
2. 3 times or more
3. Everything except panties or undies down
4. Standing at the doorway
11.Seeing the turds in the toilet
My survey to both men and women
1. Have you ever spyed on a person on a toilet pooping or pissing?
2. Do you always flush after pissing?
3. Do you always make sure your poop goes down the drain?
4. Have you ever seen a toliet in the ground?
5. Have you ever left your seat men and women pissed with it still up?
6. Do you like to use public restrooms at schools?
7. Ldies have you ever used a mens urinal to piss in?
8. Do you leave foam after pissing?
9. Men have you ever use a ladies restroom?
10. Ladies have you ever used a mens restroom?
Here are my answers to my survey.
1. yes my mother. 2. yes. 3. yes. 4. yes. 5. n/a. 6. I work at a school.
7. n/a. 8. yes. 9. yes. 10. n/a
What is the difference between irregularity and constipation, or are they just the same thing?
Mr. Whizz-a-wee wee
Just a FEW Questions
For the males on here if you wouldn't mind answering: I don't mind answering a SHORT survey
1. After you have you penis out and aimed how long does it take for you to start peeing? right away sometimes, up to ten seconds others
2. How often do you have to "clamp it off" those last few seconds before being in place to pee? If I have to go real bad yes, this happens a couple times a week.
3. Do you pee with your balls in or out of your pants? in my pants
4. When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it go, or something else? I just let go unless I am holding to let go in the shower.
I got a few stories that i've been forgetting to post..first of all
The other night after the big snow storm had ended here, and the roads got cleared, i went out to dinner. I ate dinner and sat a bit then i saw a boy about maybe 8 get up and walk towards the bathroom(by the way it was very crowed..every 1 had cabin fever) so i got up and followed to see what he was doing he was peeing. I peed and i used the stall and it looked like a kid came in and thought he had to poop cause there was a seat cover still on the toilet.
Then last night i went out to dinner again, at a different restaurant and i saw a mother point out the bathrooms to her son, then the boy walked towards the bathroom so i got up and followed, he took the last stall and sure enough he was pooping. I heard several plops...i kinda had to pee but couldn't cause i was excited, then i washed my hands at the sink, by this time the boy was gone and a older man and a younger guy was at the urinal peeing and some one farted. I got a kick out of that and on the way home i kinda had to pee since i couldn't at the restauant..i got home and got online and then it was bed time and i had to poop my self, had some few logs maybe 6" each then i wiped alot and got into bed. Then i kinda had another urge when i was in bed but i held. Then i went to work today and the urge from last night came back a little. Eventully i pooped on break and i had more light brown logs..wiped alot. I've kinda felt gassy and bloated today. All the logs were kin! da on the soft side a little. After I pooped, later on i was doing alot of work and i felt all sweaty down there, like something was leaking out but nothing did I think thats it, but i thought i had 1 more story....well i guess thats it..if i remember another story, i'll post tomorrow..bye
Just a FEW questions. Generally I'm not a fan of 'surveys' and tend not to respond but as yours is a short one and it's for us guys I will.
1. After you have you penis out and aimed how long does it take for you to start peeing? It varies a great deal depending on how badly I need to go and what the circumstances are.
2. How often do you have to "clamp it off" those last few seconds before being in place to pee? Rarely. Once ot twice a day maybe.
3. Do you pee with your balls in or out of your pants? In.
4. When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it go, or something else? I don't wee in the shower.
Sally. I enjoyed your post enormously. It sounds to me as though you hadn't been for a poo for some days prior to the dinner. Is that right?
Poop stop. Liked your account of your wife needing to go whilst you were on the underground. I know the urge can come on suddenly but I suspect she may have actually needed a good poo before she left home and, probably misjudging how badly she needed to go, thought she'd last until you reached your destination.
Carmalita. Glad to see you back!
Recently in the UK a TV advert has been launched for baked bean flavour crisps and it features people farting and burping quite loudly. In fact I was quite surprised that it was allowed, despite only really being a bit of harmless fun. A few years ago I suspect it might not have been.
Best wishes to all
Disaster on BART
Today I took the BART train to work, or tried to. What a disaster! I was feeling a little queasy when I got on, and only rode two stops before I felt a bout of diarrhea coming on. I missed an opportunity to get off the train because I thought I could hold it till I got to work. By the time I got to the next stop, I knew I wouldn't make it that far, so I got off to look for a restroom. But due to anti-terrorism security measures, the bathrooms in that station were closed. I had no choice but to wait till the next one (and wait for the next train).
The train arrived, I took it one stop, and got off again. This time the bathrooms were open, but a maintenance man was working in one of them and the other one was occupied. I waited for awhile, heard one train pass me by and still no one came out. I was getting pretty desperate, and I probably should have waited longer, but I was now concerned about being late for work too, and decided to catch the next train and ride one more station.
But BART has this policy where underground stations have their bathrooms closed for security, and above ground stations' bathrooms are open; I was underground again, and got off to find the bathrooms closed! I had no choice to go back to the platform and wait for another train. But now BART was announcing a short delay (10 minutes due to a "switching problem"). I sat down on the bench, perspiring, my poor anus spasming. I only made it about five minutes. My undoing was thinking that if I got up and walked, I'd feel better, but the biggest spasm yet overwhelmed me and the next thing I knew, my bowels had emptied into my underwear and shit was running down the back of my leg.
I couldn't go to work like this, so I waited for the next train going in the direction back home. I got the nastiest looks from people on the train due to the fact that I was reeking. I had two more spasms standing there, and on the last one, my poor bladder, in its weakened state, relaxed as well. By the time I gained control of it, I had a wet spot on my crotch the size of a frisbee, and streaks down the inside of both legs to about mid-calf. As I was wearing tan Dockers, my accident was obvious to anyone within a hundred feet of me. I got off the train at my stop, sadly waddled through the station lobby and to my car, where fortunately I had some newspapers to sit on for the messy, smelly ride home.
Great Teacher Umikun - Add me to those who've sat on the toilet bowl rim while using it, and many times, too. There wasn't much choice. It was in So. America, where very often there's no seat installed on toilets in public or semi-public places. I could have hovered, but that's not very comfortable while crapping, so I went for the lesser of two discomforts and sat. You get used to it, but it's always a shocker at first on chilly days.
Some toilets in So. America have a one-piece, porcelain seat and bowl combo. The rim is wide like a regular toilet seat and usually slopes gently downward into the bowl. In size, it's somewhere between a round and an elongated seat, so it's a lot more comfortable than sitting on a narrow rim. Squat toilets, which I also like, are common in some parts of So. America, but I've talked about that before here.
¡Hola, Carmalita! Nice surprise to see your post. I thought I smelled something stinky in here when I logged on, and sure enough… lol!
the "HOLD IT" man
To the unnamed poster from the UK: I never heard of the soapstick, but it sounds interesting. I do not get constipated very often, but since I am into holding my pee, that causes my crap to accumilate some times and constipation is the result. I wonder if these soapsticks are available in the U.S. The reason I posted that is because I was AMAZED at how fast that Babylax supisitory worked. On the box it says use for children 2 to 6, and it should take effect in 15 minutes to an hour. I'm an adult, and just one of those supositories took less then a minute to start working and cleaned me out good. I was curious as to why such a strong medication would be marketed to be used on children. Or is it because I am more sensative to the glycerine then normal? I was wondering if anyone else tried that product.
Katrina, I learned a very hard lesson about putting the seat down. I am a typical male in that respect. I live alone, so I never bother to put the seat down unless I have to take a dump, in which case I put it back up immediately afterwords. One night I had a bad case of Diareah. It attacked me very suddenly and woke me from a very sound sleep. Being groggy from just waking up, and desperate to relieve my bowls, I sat on the cold porceline and let loose with a rumble that would rival a space shuttle take off. I didn't even pay attention until after I was finished. When I was finished, I took a shower.
Chris (female) I knew several people who had a similar problem. Going by your description of "peeing a great lake" it sounds like you have a good capacity, and the sphincter is okay, but when you 'tense up' pressure is put on the bladder and the sphincter cant hold it back. I knew a guy when I was a kid who use to pee in his pants when he would laugh too hard. It didn't happen under any other conditions, except when he laughed. Then just last summer (I posted this story way way back in the old posts) I had a lady friend on the back of my motorcycle, and when we were almost creamed by an 18-wheeler, she peed her pants, and got it all over the back of my pants and the seat of my bike. This happened on the Dan Ryan up in Chicago, Ill. There are also countless stories about soldiers pissing and crapping their pants when battles would break out.
Regarding chamber pots, I never even saw one. I know of them, and have seen pics of them in movies, but I never saw one up close, nor did I ever use one.
Fulup, I have a friend from my college days who became a police man. He used that very same tactic on a suspect. The idea was to make him uncomfortable. He was pulled over for a traffic violation, and when the officer got to the car he saw a bag of pot (pardon the pun) sitting on the seat right next to him. The driver was immediately arrested, and when they got to the station, they put him in an interrogation room. It was a hot day so they left a whole pitcher of ice water on the table, and left him there for three hours. The guy realy had to take a leak, and appearantly he was no champion of bladder capacity. He just opened his fly and let loose on the floor. When the cops finaly came back to interrogate him, they found a puddle on the floor and an unexpectedly comfortable suspect.
Greatly enjoyed the story of the guy who had a huge crap in a Unisex toilet next to a German girl who took the whole experience of plopping and pissing completely in her stride (?). I suspect the Germans have a much healthier attitude to bodily functions than we do with our ridiculous "going to the bathroom". This site at least calls a crap a crap !
Not up to filling out a whole questionnaire, but can I say this about shitting one's pants as a child. When I was about 13, I used to take off all my clothes below the waist, sit on the toilet and if I did a large log catch it in a wad of tp. I would look at it, touch myself with it and squash it between my thighs. Then I would the flush the mess and clean up. This lasted about ten months and after the act filled me with shame (at the time it was thrilling). I thought I must be mad. I think it was the arrival of boy friends that brought it to an end, But it was still in my mind. What was wrong with me? Then years later when I was at college I was in the Library reading a text-book on sexual practices and there it was - "Lustful Play With The Faeces" and a description of the sort of thing I used to get up to. God, the relief. To discover that one was not alone in the world (though that particular desire had gone). That's the real benefit of this site. Thank you ! and love you all.
Eric in Chicago, that is absolutely correct. Like any other drug, laxatives can be adictive, and if over used you won't be able to crap with out them. It's not only the addiction that causes the problem. Your bowls, like any other muscular ogran, needs a certain amount of exercise in order to maintain their strength. If you allways use laxatives, supositories or enemas to crap, the muscles apethate, and then you are too weak to push out your crap without some sort of help.
Laxatives and the like should really only be used as a last resort measure.
John Q, I don't mind at all you answering on your girlfriends behalf. I found your answers quite interesting.
Joseph, 103 degrees is NOT tepid, but dangerously hot to be shoving up your ass. An enema should never exceed the temperature of the human body, which is 98.6 Ferenheite. There are also better choices to use then Ivory soap. Soap was designed to clean the exterior of the body, not the interior. A saline solution would be better. There is also a way you can make anal supositories work. Just put one of two of them in your enema bag with the temperature at the human body level and wait for about 10 minutes. When the glycerine is already disolved, it will go to work on you almost imediately. It also might be advisable for you to see a doctor if you get that badly constipated often.
Friday, February 21, 2003
This is for Great Teacher Umikeum, I use pee pots around our house all the time. It's much more fun to squat over a pee pot than set on a regular toilet. After it gets full, u just empty it into a toilet and flush. My husband usually checks on them and emptys them as needed. With the lids they don't smell and clean up is ease as you just rinse them out. I keep one in the bedroom for use at night, no long trips to the bathroom. Also keep one on the deck so when we're swimming or using the hottub, again no trip all the way back into the house. Many of our friends enjoy using them too and have purchased their own! Hope this helps!
Deanna: Didn't that bus have lavatory?
How often do you get constipated? rarely, almost never.
What was the longest time you were constipated for? 48 hours
After just being constipated and it finally comes out, how do you feel? I feel great relief.
Do you fart when you poop? I will fart usually in the middle, if not at the beginning.
Do you take as long as necessary to poop or do you go fast and try to be done quickly? I devote enough time.
Do you have to catch your breath after pooping? Only after, I have a constipated movement
How often do you get diarrhea? Rarely.
Do you enjoy pooping? Yes.
Explain how you sit when you poop? where your underwear and pants are...? I sit flush on the seat. My underwear panties are at my ankles usually with my trousers or alone if wearing a dress or skirt.
Do you find pooping relaxing? It is relaxing anytime I evacuate.
How many times a day do you poop? Three times, morning or mid-morning, then afternoon and evening.
What was the biggest poop? I once evacuated 16 inches solid in high school and 40 inches broken up in 8 five inch pieces.
Do you grunt and moan when you push? Only if I am constipated badly.
How do you know when you have to take a crap? I usually just feel a pressure in my rectum, like many of us.
I am back in town. My computer HDD was down. Greetings to all old and new friends. Hey kids, if you have to go to the bathroom at school, just go. Do not try to hold back. It does not pay.
Kel: I never counted squares, but when I finish I wash my hands with soap and hot water if I can find it. I use rubbing alcohol to get the smell off my hands.
Martha: I have a story like story B. See my earlier posts.
Just a FEW Questions
For the males on here if you wouldn't mind answering:
1. After you have you penis out and aimed how long does it take for you to start peeing?
2. How often do you have to "clamp it off" those last few seconds before being in place to pee?
3. Do you pee with your balls in or out of your pants?
4. When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it go, or something else?
i dont know if chelsea knew i was watching on purpose because she closed her eyes while she was pushing the poop out. she didnt try to hide anything so i think she knew i could see the poop coming out. later, dylan
The question about sitting on a toilet with the seat up? Oh Ya!
More than once Ive done that. Once I had been out having a few beers at a party, food and all and went home and went to bed. About 4AM I wake up and find I got to go and shit, guess that food was working with the beer. So I get up like in a daze, head for the bathroom and plop down on the bowl. Yep, only the blowl, my ass flopped right thru almost into the water. I woke up just then and knew what happened, and I just pulled my butt up some and sat one the rim with my ass hanging over.
A few other times I did this too, so its not unusual I suppose.
But its a surprise and will wake you up alright.
Do any of you watch the Simpsons?
There was this episode when after the family and Grampa went to a Western Town exhibit in town, Grampa had to take a leak really bad. Homer had to get home in time to watch a TV show, not thinking about Grampa. They pass a few rest areas, and the World's Biggest Toilet. Grampa's kidneys later on explode and then he needs a kidney transplant, so he can't eat anything, and he's going to die unless he has at least one kidney transplanted into him by Homer.
Homer chickens out, runs away, but comes back, then runs away, but is crushed by an car flung from an auto carrier. When he wakes up, Grampa has his kidney back.
Can people's kidneys really explode if they hold it in too long?
the bowel skin produces a gliding-fluid that makes shit gliding more easily. some people tend to produce more of this substance, some less. Some of us are producing more of this substance when the actual shit in their bowel is hard and/or knobbly.
To my knowledge it is kind of normal - seems that you may arrange yourself with it somehow.
Do you have this effect constantly or does it appear within special situations ?
Do you take medicaments that treat mucus to go away when you caught a cold - such as ACC, Bromuc or Acetylcystein? these medicaments take effect on all body surfaces - so when you take it to make the mucus in your lung more loose also the mucus in your bowel gets more loose...
John Q Public
Hey Moderator, I noticed that the last two posts I wrote were not posted to the forum. If I'm doing something wrong, please let me know.
Katrina, I hope you don't mind, but I thought I would answer your survey on my girlfriends behalf.
1. How often do you pee through out the day?
<Usualy only once.>
2. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being incontenent to 10 being comparable to me in holding and capacity, how would you rate your bladder control?
<Easily a 10>
3. If you were to have a bladder holding contest with your boyfriend (or girlfriend if you are gay, or bisexual like m e)who would win? Did you ever have such a contest? If so, who won?
<I would definately win. We have these contests from time to time and I allways win>
4. On long road trips, who has to stop most frequently to pee, you or your boyfriend?
<He allways has to pee more then I do, and on long trips, if John doesn't wear a diaper, we have to stop just about every hour.>
5. What is the longest time you ever went without peeing?
<I don't realy know. At a gues I would say about 26 hours.>
6. What is the longest time you peed?
<At a gues, about 3 minutes>
7. On a scale of 1 to 10, (same scale as question 2) how would you rate your bladder control and strength when you were in Grammor School? High School?
<In grammer school, from 1st Gradt to aboutg 5th grade, I would rate it an 8. In grad 6 and on, I would rate it a 10>
9. When you were a child, how did your bladder control compare to other kids your own age, including siblings, cousens, friends and class mates?
<Cant answer thie question on her behalf because neither my sister or I met her as a child. My sister has beaten her as an adult, but othe then that I don't know.>
10 FINALY, how far can you project your stream, and how does it compare to your boyfriend's?
<At a gues, I would say it went about 10 feet at it's strongest. My boyfriend could barely keep it from wetting his feet.>
Please be advised, there was alot of guess work in answering these questions.
Did any one look at "The District" on TV, Saturday p.m. 2/15/03? It's about fighting crime in Washington, D.C. Chief Manion had the bright idea that the way to solve major crimes is to arrest people for minor crimes. The first one he came upon was a guy taking a leak behind a tree on a public street. They arrested him and handcuffed him. They took him to the police station. (The viewer doesn't know if he finished his piss or not.) The cops gave him a lot of water and coffee to drink. They watch him through a one way window. The guy (a drug addict)gets desperate to pee. When they thought he was desperate enough, Manion and his side kick entered the room. They poured more water and coffee into cups--very slowly. They guy refuses to drink. He asks where the bathroom is. Manion says there are 3 on the floor. The guy says that he has to go bad. They refuse. He tells them again how much he needs to piss. They say not until he gives them the name of his drug dealer. He is in agony.! He gives in and tells them. We assume that he gets to piss then!
ALEXA: Is that bench you sometimes talk about out in the open? If it is, you're pretty brave to take huge dumps in view of any passers-by. Of course, if they're anything like me, they would see it as a great opportunity!
DEANNA: It's always cool to know that before you've gotten to the bathroom, some girl might just have laid a huge dump in the toilet. The females here never cease to amaze, what with their mammoth logs they produce.
BETH: Hopefully, you'll be with people who are as uninhibited as a lot of people on this site, so you'll be able to see lots of girls take a crap! And then you can come back here and tell about it.
MALITA: You're back! I can't believe it! Are you going to be posting regularly again, or are you still having a hard time finding time? In any case, it was nice to hear from you again. It would be cool to watch you take a dump like the one you described, and I'm sure Mallory wouldn't mind, as she didn't really mind me watching her sister. I say it would be cool to watch because I've always enjoyed reading about what you produce. Good luck to you!
That's all for now, as I have some work to do, but I'll be back later with (and for) more!
How hard did you have to push to get your turd out? What did it look like (shape, color, etc)?
Hi everyone, I just found this site recently while searching the internet for diarrhea cures (I'm suffering it right now.) I'm not as into this as some of you seem to be, but I decided to post my experience today.
I went to town to see a movie, alone no date or friends. I was bored so I headed out to catch a flick. In the middle of Daredevil, I got the worst case of the runs. I think it must have been the ice cream I ate before the movie, I used to get sick after eating ice cream, but it hadn't happened for quite a while, so I treated myself. Anyway, I was sipping my coke when my stomach started grumbling and aching. I thought it was no big deal, but the next minute my insides turned to liquid and I was staggering down the isles for the ladies room. I felt like I was in one of those corny immdium commericals, I could almost hear the narrator saying 'where will you be when your diarrhea comes back.' Well, I made it to the bathroom and luckily for me it was empty. I yanked my blue jeans down and fell on the toilet. A wave of semi-soild mush poured itself into the toilet. My stomach felt a lot better after that, and I wiped myself and flushed. I though I was finished, but ended up st! opping at a rest stop on the way home for another round of liquid poop. I still have wet farts, but I think I'm over my case of the runs.
While I'm here, I might as well take the 'as a child' survey.
1. Yes, but I held it
2. Yes, I wet myself playing tickle with my dad(I was seven I think)
4. Yes, several times when I had diarrhea (and I still do from time to time)
7. Yes, if having to wait in line counts. And I wasn't really a child.
8. Yes, once as a child(10) and once last year(17) both times it was messy diarrhea.
11. Not as a child, but I did last summer(same incident as #7)
12. Yes broken leg when I was 5 and I peed myself.
13. As a child, teen and adult(if you consider 18 as an adult.) You guessed it, diarrhea.
14. No, when I gotta go I get to go.
16. Just the line incident in #7
18. I was too sick once(age 15), does that count.
19. Errrm, that would be a yes. I wasn't on stage, but there was a good sized crowd around me.
Well, that was fun but I gotta go now. I'll post some of my other stories laterz. Bye!
I am new here. I found this site last night out of boredom. I have sort of a condition with going to the bathroom. When i was little, about 5 or 6 or so. I didn't go to the bathroom a lot because i never really wanted to go. I didn't have a problem with crapping my pants, but I ended up peeing myself frequently. I think because of I have a bladder control problem, if i get extremely excited or nervous or sometimes mad I lose control. This problem arose duing my teenage years , which really sucked. I couldn't throw a fit without peeing a great lake. I remember my first kiss, I was 14 and I was at a Junior High School dance. This guy I thought was pretty cute asked me to dance. I was excited when we started dancing but kept it under control. Towards the end of our dance though, he just looked at me and kissed me. I started peeing almost instantly without noticing! I really didn't want to let go, so I kept kissing him for a few more seconds, I then realized what I was doing a! nd stopped and said "O my God, that just made me pee my pants!" he smiled and said "that's ok I think peeing your pants is sexy" and kissed me again! I didn't care at that point I just kept kissing him. I ended up completely flooding my pants but I think it was worth it. I don't think he had a fetish or anything , i guess he just liked me. My pants were warm and it almost felt good besides the smell. I had to walk home and my pants got really coldad sort of sticky and I had to like waddle. Now when I look back on it it makes me laugh but I was really embarassed.
Punk Rock Girl
Hey Carmalita! Cool to hear from you! I'd do the same thing for you. Anything to keep a fellow crapper from having a sticky bottom!
Great Teacher Umikun: I've never fallen into a regular toilet, but once when I was twelve I was camping with some friends at a farm. I went to the outhouse to pee. It was raining, and after I pulled my pants and underpants down, I slipped on the floor and got stuck in the "toilet", which was just a hole in the wood with no seat or anything. I couldn't move! I had to wait until my friend who's farm it was finally came looking for me, and he pulled me out. It was really embarrassing, but pretty funny, too.
Not much to tell right now. We've got about two feet of snow here in NYC. I walked to the grocery yesterday and by the time I got back my butt was frozen solid, but at least I got a bare bottom massage from my boyfriend! He trekked all the way to my place from his. He's a trooper!