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Shy Girl
I only have a few minutes here but wanted to reply to a couple of people for now.

TO OUTDOOR POOPER: I just wanted to say welcome to the forum. You're my age, if you didn't already know that from when reading my older posts. (I think my first post was around p. 1003 or so). No, I'm not from New England, but spent four years in that part of the country for college, and therefore have a real soft spot in my heart for that region. I'm most familiar with Massachusetts and also somewhat with Connecticut, having spend a couple of summers there in the past. You mentioned the outdoors. New England definitely has some great hiking areas that I can remember. If you read back among the posts several weeks ago, I posted a pee story from my college years which occurred there. I have only peed outside but never anything else, as you might guess from my posting name. Anyway looking forward to more posts.

TO LEFTY: You brought up something interesting. I am actually AMBIDEXTEROUS. I have yet to meet anyone else who is. It's an advantage to be able to use both hands with equal facility for writing, etc. although I find that I am more right hand dominant for certain tasks and more left hand dominant for others. And yet because I often do a lot of things left-handed, I'm really sympathetic to issues that lefties face in a right-handed world. So to answer your post: I wipe with either hand depending on where the toilet paper roll hangs, but in my apt. and at my family's house it's usually the left. I guess that you and other left handers would really like my apartment bathroom as well as one of the bathrooms at my parents' home because the rolls hang on the left side and is southpaw friendly!

Well g2g, but I'll be back to post again later and in the meantime will be LOL at the humor of a lot of the posts here.


Tess
1) Does it stink bad enough when you go you use the fan or spray air freshner? YES
2) When you are in public do you cover the seat? NO
3) Do you read while you are dropping your load? NO
4) About how long does it take you to go? ABOUT 10 MINUTES
5) What's the longest it has ever taken you? PROBABLY ABOUT 20 MINUTES
6) Approxamently how many times do you wipe? ABOUT 6
7) Do you leave ski d marks or floaties after being done? YES
8) Have you ever clogged the toliet up real bad? YES, BUT NOT OFTEN.
9) Do you have to grunt or is it easy to drop your load? NO
10) In public do you not flush for others to see your load? NO
11) Chicks when your on your period do you have diareah or get constipated? explain... NO, ITS JUST THE SAME AS OTHER TIMES
12) Chicks when you sit down to pee do you ever just like fart or something and end up taking a shit even though that ain't why you sat on the toilet? SOMETIMES



Scarlet
WENDY--It seems like in my family, nobody ever has poop stains/marks, but the girls get pee stains, especially my mom. I always thought the yellowish stains were from the natural discharge some women have, but I think maybe some of it is also where we've leaked maybe one or two drops of pee.

A.J.--A. J.

Hey everyone! I'm a college guy in the midwest. Been reading great posts. What a cool site! Curious about a lot of things if anyone here cares to answer:

1. Does a vegetarian diet, or a healthy one that includes plenty of fruits and vegetables create more gas? Does it also make gas smell worse? Does it lead to more bowel movements? Does it make turds bigger? I'M VEGAN--STRICT V????? W/NO EGGS, MILK, OR ANY ANIMAL PRODUCTS--AND i DO GET MORE GAS THAN I USED TO, BUT IT DOESN'T SMELL THAT BAD, USUALLY. WHEN I HAVE BOWEL MOVEMENTS, IT IS STICKIER AND I HAVE TO WIPE MORE, BUT THEY AREN'T BIGGER OR ANYTHING.

2. Whats up with a lot of you posting about having to go during or after exercising? Especially runners. Is it true that running increases bowel activity and leads to gas or diarrhea? Does anyone have any stories related to this? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

3. Do only some people have rotten smelling farts? Are there some foods that can cause it to smell that way or is it something you are born with? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE HEARD THAT MEAT CAN MAKE IT WORSE. A WOMAN I KNOW SWEARS MEATBALLS MAKE IT WORSE FOR HER.

4. Does body size really play into how much you go, how often you go or how much you fart? Some of you posted your height and weight here and so it made me wonder. I DON'T THINK IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.



WETGUY--Thanks for answering my question in detail!

BRYIAN--Thanks for answering my question.

The other day, I was on my way home from a shopping spree, and right off the edge of the highway, two teenage boys were standing there peeing! This is a vrey public highway where police drive frequently and could have arrested those guys for public urination. Any of you guys ever take a risk like that?

~Scarlet~


Tuesday, December 03, 2002


Wendy
Over the years I have been curious about how many people get dirty underwear. I have done laundry for over 15 years now, both professionally and in a family situation. Like many people, I have also noticed underwear in changing room situations and so on. It seems to me that quite a few people, adults as well as kids, get pee and poop marks to varying degrees in their underwear. With some people it seems to be almost a daily occurrence. I guess that with the exception of really young children (up to about 4 or 5) the most likely to have messed or badly marked pants is boys from perhaps 8 or 9 to around 14 or so. Girls of a similar age are more likely to get wee stains. I have known a couple of young teenage boys to have crusty poo in their shorts very regularly, almost as though they don't get to the bathroom in time and afterwards don't clean it all out properly. I would be interested to hear from mothers whether they check underwear before putting it in the machine? I do, a! nd it's quite surprising what you see from time to time. Also, has anyone been amazed by the state of somebody's undies? I have occasionally been shocked by someone I thought of as being immaculately dressed having rather dirty panties, although of course accidents can happen to all of us. We must all have seen something like that, so please do share your experiences.


Kim
I woke up this morning with the runs. I ran down the hall and just made it in time, I sat on the pot for about 15 min! It was runy and mushey. I thought I was ok, so I made eggs, coffe, and pop tarts ( Big Mistake!) After brakefast, I was siting on the couch reading the newspaper.My ????? started to rumble, so I ran to the toilet with my news paper and sat on the can craping my guts out. Around 5:00 I was at work and my guts started to rumble again! So I used one of the toilets there. When I was driving home another cramp hit me but I held on till I got home. When I got home I had both hands on my ass and sprinted to the bathroom. I dont think my ????? is feeling good now, I think I should hit the can soon, I will report about it latter.


A. J.

Hey everyone! I'm a college guy in the midwest. Been reading great posts. What a cool site! Curious about a lot of things if anyone here cares to answer:

1. Does a vegetarian diet, or a healthy one that includes plenty of fruits and vegetables create more gas? Does it also make gas smell worse? Does it lead to more bowel movements? Does it make turds bigger?

2. Whats up with a lot of you posting about having to go during or after exercising? Especially runners. Is it true that running increases bowel activity and leads to gas or diarrhea? Does anyone have any stories related to this?

3. Do only some people have rotten smelling farts? Are there some foods that can cause it to smell that way or is it something you are born with?

4. Does body size really play into how much you go, how often you go or how much you fart? Some of you posted your height and weight here and so it made me wonder.



IndianaMAN
Hey all-
I'm posting under a new name, posted a few under a different name a while back. I absolutely love this forum. I'm in college and living in the dorms. I really hate shiting in the floor toilets. I usually get up really early in the morning to get some privacy in the bathroom. It was great going home for the Thanksgiving break. As soon as a got hoe I sat on my ultra-private toilet and let our a few huge logs. WHAT A MAJOR RELIEF! I held my shit for a day or two before so I could have the maximum satisfaction. We went to visit my family out in Washington which was really great. When I would get back to the hotel room late at night when my borthers were asleep, I would creep onto the pot. I have never filed a shitter more. I was definitely surprised that I didn't back the hotel toilet up. Well, happy shitting!


Joey
Hey everyone! I say AI (Artificial Intelligence) earlier today. Exactly 18 minutes and 14 seconds there is a chick sitting on the toilet definatly taking a shit. When the mecca kid opens up the door you see her sitting on the toilet reading Frued Women or something so it is obvious she is taking a long dump. She is sitting there kind of leaning forward her pants at her ankles. anyway I took a dump today nothing worth talking about just 2 2in by 6in logs.
Take Care


outdoor pooper
this is my first post, but i have some good stories and will post them soon. i'm a 28 yo New England male. Any other New Englanders out there? i love pooping outside and love it even more if i can do it with somebody else. my ex and i used do it all the time together. she was very uninhibited about her bathroom habits and would often use the waste basket to take a dump in if we watching tv or something and she had to go. she always kept an empty cup handy to pee in. i loved it.


IndianaMAN
Hey all-
I'm posting under a new name, posted a few under a different name a while back. I absolutely love this forum. I'm in college and living in the dorms. I really hate shiting in the floor toilets. I usually get up really early in the morning to get some privacy in the bathroom. It was great going home for the Thanksgiving break. As soon as a got hoe I sat on my ultra-private toilet and let our a few huge logs. WHAT A MAJOR RELIEF! I held my shit for a day or two before so I could have the maximum satisfaction. We went to visit my family out in Washington which was really great. When I would get back to the hotel room late at night when my borthers were asleep, I would creep onto the pot. I have never filed a shitter more. I was definitely surprised that I didn't back the hotel toilet up. Well, happy shitting!


Bryian
To Kim: Liked your story about the runs..do you feel better?

To IndianaMAN: Liked your story..sounds like your shy? are you? i used to be really shy

To Joey: That movie sounds cool

To outdoor pooper: Enjoyed your story...too bad your not with your Ex any more

To Lefty: Never thought about that before..intresting

To shy girl: I was kinda gassy yesterday too..liked your story too.

Bryian
To PEE-J: Liked your story..was there only one toilet in that bathroom?




desperate to poop
Kim hope you are feeling better. Please tell all about the trip you said would probably soon have to make!

How long were you on the can for for those attack of the runs. I get them from time to time and I can be there for quite a while causing a big stink.

I remember i had attack of the runs when I was a teenager. I was at a camping trip with school. I think it was some of the food as a few girls and boys got Diarreoh as well. We were at a campsite with only a few loo's and they weren't the best kept. I managed to grab on the first time, someone had been in before and it reeked but luckily it wasn't too dirty. I sat and pushed out a big blast of diarroeh. my stomached cramped badly I was in pain. I was on the can for almost an hour. I had two different people bang the door twice and say "Hey hurry up Im really desperate" both times I groaned and they were met with a big blast of poop. The girl in the other stall was also having runs. God did it stink. The other girl seemed just to be doing a big poop. She finished before us and the other girl dashed in obviously with the runs. The other one had already run out so must have gone in the bushes or gents.

We had to go for a long treck that day. I was really dying about an hour into the walk. I managed to make it lunch but didn't manage to beat the queue. it was quite obvious 4 or 5 of the party had eaten some off food. There were was only two toilets where we stopped and a queue was already formed with 2 ladies dancing around doing a def poo dance. I couldn't wait and tried quietly to creep to a quiet bushey area. Luckily we had an hour break so I managed to finish my runs. That was until I got back to camp but i'll save that for later. If anyone wants to hear


Lefty
As a left-handed person, I've always been inconvenienceed by the fact that tp is usually hung on the right side of the toilet, which favors right-handed people. My question is for other left-handed people. Even though you are left-handed, do any of you wipe with your right hand because the toilet paper roll is on the right side? Or do you cross over with your left hand to grab the paper and wipe with your left hand?


mike of md
To Joey
my amswers ar 1.fan,2.yes if they have it,3.yes,4.10 minutes,5. same as 4,6.3,7.skid marks sometimes,8.yes,9.no,10.alwys flush,11.n/a,12.n/a
To Kansas Dude
1. folded,2.inside,3.no,4.alone,5.no


Donna
Adrian, Hiya, it's Donna. You were asking Louise how her weeing compares to mine, and I'll answer it personally. Looking at one her latest posts makes me think she underestimates my holding ability, but we haven't compared with each other since Louise was just 14. By then she had been able to unleash spectacular torrents for around two to three years. 1987 and 1988 are years I remember very well. She got a huge 'buzz' out of standing up and watering the tree at the bottom of the garden. It was a good bonding experience when we watered the tree together. Ah, but then she couldn't beat me on quantity, at least not when she was so young. If you asked me what is the greatest quantity I can manage, I can give you a reasonable answer. I am certain I have filled a bucket to around one and a half litre recently, so Louise does now beat me for quantity at over 1.8 litres, but not by as much as she tells herself. I am not in the poster Katarina's league for holding time, and neither a! re my daughters, but I have held a full bladder through a 9-5 working day and beyond to take me to about nine to ten hours followed by a gushing piss when I found it convenient. It isn't really fair of me to say I can hold for longer than Louise, as for her six hour wait she drank two pints of water? I think I could last for at least four or five hours on that much water, which is more than I could say for a girl I used to work with who always was lucky to last half an hour. She was a hopeless drinking companion and always was going to the ladies for a dribble.
Thanks for reading the posts and I'm glad you enjoyed them especially the swimming pool ones. A part of me wishes I was the one caught unleashing a golden waterfall instead of Louise, as I could have made the pool cleaner much more embarrassed than he was.
I am still enjoying writing, and it is a fun experience for me.

Love Donna xx


Louise
Hello everybody!

There was a bit of toilet sharing happening after my netball game on Saturday afternoon when 3 of the other girls wanted a shit before the game and I did too. Well we had just the one toilet and we just took our knickers off ready. Well the girl we write about sometimes who we call "Pia" because she won a peeing for distance contest is nearly 18, and she pulled her skirt up and hovered her bum over the toilet. We were waiting and we saw a big log drop between her legs into the water. Well then she pissed like mad. It was like she was never going to stop and when she did, she had a wipe and it was my turn when she flushed. I had two other girls watching me. I had my skirt up and I weed a big gusher first with the other girls looking. I really washed the front of the bowl where Pia left a big skid mark. It made the other girls laugh when I said it was the best way to get rid of the skid marks. giggle Then I pushed out a few little pebbles and not a big turd. Plop plop plop! I went until I had no more left. It made the other girls giggle.

ELEANOR - Hi girl! Yeah, Steve and I are very well thank you except he is a bit tired just now because he has no free time. I do not have much either really. I still have time to wee though and I hope you like my story today.
I am really happy Kendal was such a friend to you when you were unwell, and it was good you could go to the toilet with her there and not get embarrassed or anything.
Love Louise xx, and I will tell Steve you have written.

RIZZO - Hi guy! My sister has had the same shock as me hasn't she? We had a giggle about that last week! I got surprised the first time I held Steve's dick when he had his foreskin back and he weed nearly straight down. It was not the first time I ever held his dick when he had a wee, but I was used to holding it. It was just the first time I did that when his foreskin was all the way back. I know what my sister means and I had a giggle when I read what she had found out. Hey, thank you for answering, and I thought it was the little pee-slit being pulled down that caused it with Steve but I did not know if a lot of uncircumcised men did that or not.
Love Louise xxxxx

MIKE OF MD, AND PV - I hope you see my last letter at the bottom of page 1030.

Love,

Louise.


Bobbi
Hi all,

Thought I'd drop by and see how everybody's been pooping since turkey night. Whenever I have a big turkey dinner, I always have what I call "turkey poos." Normally my poos are dark brown and solid, but turkey poos are much lighter in color and pasty, and they make a terrible mess of my ass. I've been known to use a quarter of a roll of toilet paper to get it cleaned up. Does anyone else experience this?
I've been turkey-poohing for the last two days. I pooed on Friday, but it was a regular (non-turkey) poo. I pushed out four poos that were about 4 inches long by an inch in diameter. Then Saturday the first turkey poo hit. I pooed a 12 inch long by 2 inch poo, that was dark colored when it started, but got light colored and pasty toward the end. I also pushed out three more smaller messy logs, about 2 to 3 inches long by 1 and a half inches in diameter. I pooed two more times Saturday before I went to bed at about 3am, a lot of small, terribly messy logs. Sunday I pooed two more times. The first time in the morning, the poo was about 8 inches long and very light colored, followed by four more small pasty logs. Finally today I am back to poohing normal. At work today I pushed out a 5 inch by one inch dark colored log, which didn't even leave a skidmark on the toilet paper when I wiped my ass. The turkey-poo cycle will repeat itself after Christmas dinner though! ..

Someone asked how long people usually sit on the toilet. I normally sit on the toilet for 10 to 15 minutes to poo, but I do have one story. I can sometimes have a poo start to come out and then can "pull" it back into my ass if I want to. This is weird, but one time I let a poo come out about 4 inches, then held it there for about an hour and a half just to see how long I could. I finally got tired of sitting there on the toilet reading my novel so I continued pushing the 9 inch log out, but I could have held it there much longer if I wanted.

Happy toileting!
Bobbi


Tess
I usually have a weekly enema to help clear out my bowels. I can take about one and a half quarts of slightly soapy water after two small clear water enemas. I retain the water for about 10 minutes before it comes gushing out. I love the sloppy noise at the end as the muddy thicker poop plops out.


Adrian
Wendy. Staining of underwear happens for all sorts of reasons. Some people are accident prone long after you'd expect them to be or are just careless wipers. Who hasn't farted and inadvertently 'followed through' at some time or other? I'm usually quite thorough but a couple of years ago I had a problem with anal soreness and however careful I was, I couldn't avoid some skidmarks. A small amount of yellow pee staining is, I suspect, normal for most people due to the tiny amount of urine left over after going for a wee. This is why, in order to remain fresh, it's important to change underwear regularly - at least every couple of days or so.

Regards

Adrian


Kristyna
1) Does it stink bad enough when you go you use the fan or spray air freshner? Yes
2) When you are in public do you cover the seat? If it's a clean restroom then no but if it's a dirty on then yes.
3) Do you read while you are dropping your load? sometimes
4) About how long does it take you to go? around 10-15minuts
5) What's the longest it has ever taken you? aound 40 minutes
6) Approxamently how many times do you wipe? depends on the dump but usually 3 times
7) Do you leave ski d marks or floaties after being done? yes to both at times
8) Have you ever clogged the toliet up real bad? yeah
9) Do you have to grunt or is it easy to drop your load? I usualy have to grunt but sometimes I have easy dumps where I don't even have to push.
10) In public do you not flush for others to see your load? sometimes
11) Chicks when your on your period do you have diareah or get constipated? I usually get a little diareah when I'm on my period.
12) Chicks when you sit down to pee do you ever just like fart or something and end up taking a shit even though that ain't why you sat on the toilet? Yes


Does anyone have any enema or suppository stories to tell and would love to hear on how long some of you sit on the toilet. Whats the l;ongest any of you have sat on the toilet and what did you do toi pass the time away. I love to sit as long as i can, usually half hour or more sometimes depending on how i feel. I always read a magazine to pass the time away also. Hope to hear from some of you. Take care.


PV
KERRI -- you did the right thing in helping your young relative, and in covering up for her -- it's called a white lie, and those are fine!

Had a marvelous dump today -- I'd been busy at the keyboard and holding it in for quite a while, and when I finally went I dropped two serious turds, the first at least 10" long, and immediately a second of 15"! And a few chunks thereafter, pushing the total past 30", all in a matter of the same twenty seconds. All were around an inch and a bit thick... I had to poo twice more, getting progressively runnier, over the next hour or two, but finally had myself empty.

Cheers,
PV
PS: I was going to reply to a person or two, but will need to check back for their identities -- I can remember what I wanted to say but not who I was replying to!


Tim (and Sarah)
LOUISE: Hi dear! Sorry to delay the reply so long. I am reading more often than posting though and your stories are always a highlight! A very cheeky pee you had in the bucket at the swimming pool there, grin! I wouldnít have minded being the guy who caught you ;-). I remember sleeping in an old school building during a soccer tornament when I was in my late teens. The toilets where a long way from our room, where we camped on the floor. Someone found the cleaners store and a big metal bucket on wheels in it. So after a few drinks we all pissed in the bucket. After some more drinks the aim got worse and some stupid jerk also threw up. It was a mess. We got into trouble and had to clean it all up...yuck... lol. I guess we deserved it....
I have seen my sister a few times weeing in a bucket and a few times her girlfriends or my cousins when we were kids. I definately like the sound and the image, grin. Itís always lovely to hear from you. My friend Peter did send me an imagine with three girls having fun pissing in a urinal.... Guess who it reminded me of....Love to you and Steve and all the best to Damsel and your mom as well. Timxxx ( and Sarah)

EPHERMAL: Hi dear, thank you for your nice words. Am also gald to hear you are alright. You shouldnít worry too much about going to the bathroom at the daycare centre. Just go instead of waiting. Just say "excuse me for a second" to your colleague and go, itís no big deal. I sometimes need to hold up conferences with twenty people cause I need a loo, but I stopped being embarrassed a long time ago. In the end, I always find, when I get up to excuse myself, some others will also use the break for a pee or whatever. We all gotta go now and then. Hope your poos will be alright, and you are not constipated so much anymore...Love from Tim

RIZZO: Thank you for your good wishes. I could very well relate to your story. Coffee can really be a pain in the bladder, isnít it? I hardly ever drink it, but if I do, it increases my visits to the toilet ratio even more in both ways. I had an even more embarrassing situation like yours last month:
We are reorganizing our lives at the moment, which means that I am going to swap positions with a colleage of mine, who is going to be supervisor instead of me. This way Iíll get more time with the kids and for myself and Sarah can accept a situation in which she can do a Phd. I have to admit being a stupid male, I did not like the idea completetly in the beginning to go backwards in my career, but if the past year has taught me anything, itís that live does not last forever and at the moment I care more about other things. Anyway, in order for my colleague to take over the job, I am working very closely with her at the moment. She is accompanying me onto all the buisness trips and meetings at the moment (I wonít miss those...). For one we had to take a long drive towards the north. I had a cold and was exhausted on the way back, so she offered to drive. I dosed off on the motorway for a little while. When I woke up, I had to pee badly. I guess, you know the situation, w! hen you got a cold, you got to drink a lot and you need to pee all the time anyway....I asked her to stop at the next rest stop and she agreed, but unfortunately there where many building sites on the motorway and we hit the rush hour so things were moving like a snail. Gosh, I was so desperate...I was thinking all the time: MOVE! PLEASE! My bladder was so full! Finally we reached a filling station! Oh glory! As carefully and quickly as I could I climbed out of the car and steered into the direction of the toilets...Then it happened: The cold evening air made gave a really bad coughing fit...I coughed so hard, tears came to my eyes and somewhere else I was also loosing water. F***! I luckily gained control again and it was just a squirt, probably the same size as yours, but I wasnít at home. I was so embarrassed! But first I had to pee. Pinching my willie in my pocket now, I dashed to the gents. I stood in front of a urinal, opened the zip with my left hand, while still hold! ing close with the right... I went in with the left, which now too over the holding shut...The right came carefully out now and helped the left to free my willie also by opening the top button. I realised the guy to my left was looking over at the corner of his eyes...I canít blame him, I must have looked rather spastic, trying to stop myself from dancing around to much. As soon is my old friend could smell fresh air, I finally let go and AHHHH!... With a loud splatter I took a very relieving, badly needed piss. I felt much better, but I still had the wet spot when I came back from the loo. I made sure my jacket covered it while walking and in the car I laid the jacket over me like a blanket pretending I was cold. It was dark anyway, but I wanted to make sure. I was worried for the rest of the journey to smell of pee. I couldnít smell it myself as I had a blocked nose, but it was rather uncomfortable to have damp underpants. I donít think my fellow worker noticed, but I w! as definately very embarrassed. I donít think I would have even shared it here, if it wasnít for your story, Rizzo. Well, I guess shit and even pee happens...so to speak. Well, looking at it afterwards, I guess it was funny. All the best, Timx

MEGHAN: How are you dear? I think we never fully got what happened. We wish you all the best and keep our fingers crossed that you will recover soon! A careful hug and lots of lovexxx from Sarah and me! ROBBIE, ANNIE AND MEGHAN: Hope you are well. We are missing you!

LURKER: I guess others will tell you as well, but Rjogger and his wife Katie died in a car crash last easter. Their friends were kind enough to let us know.




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