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Emily of NYC
Hi guys, I'm really sorry I haven't posted for such a long time but I've been real busy with my schoolwork. But two incidents have happened that I think are worth writing about. So here goes.

Incident 1-I was writing a really long essay on the Color Purple my English book in class and had to go poop really bad while doing it. As I told you before I never hold it in, because it's bad for your health. But I also am a very good schoolgirl and I would consider myself an A student, and I would probably run out of time if I spent too much time in the bathroom because he wouldn't give you time back. So therefore I was in a conflict. I couldn't do anything. But I thought that holding it in for the 30 minutes that the essay would take would be better than getting a B or a C on the essay because I didn't finish on time. So I continue writing while I am holding it in. Unfortunately, my buttcheeks aren't that strong, and I let go in my panties. I have never pooped my panties before, not even when I was little. And to make things even worse, it was diarrhea, and it smelled really bad. I heard one boy whisper to his friend, "Did you just fart?" But he didn't res! pond, he was busy writing his essay. So I finished the essay on time. Luckily, I keep spare clothes in my locker, and i threw my dirty panties out and changed. I sure did dump a lot, they were completely covered in poop. While changing in the bathroom I also wiped myself so I was perfectly clean when I got home.

Incident 2-Over the weekend it was my granddad's birthday and we all went up to Long Island, where he lives. What a pity it was that it was raining so hard on his birthday. I know there are other New Yorkers here and they experienced the flood too. While me, my two brothers and my 3 cousins were having fun talking about school and normal kid things, I suddenly had to go take a poop. So I politely excused myself, and asked one of the employees at the club where the ladies' room was. It was up this very long flight of stairs. There were two stalls there and one shower room. But everything was locked! However, there was a small crack under the stall door that I slid under. That was really a nasty prank to lock the people out of the bathroom. They did that to the other stalls and the shower. So I pulled my pants and panties down, and relaxed my bowels. The second I relaxed my bowels a stream of very smelly diarrhea gushed out for about 15 seconds. Then I started! farting on and off, and I thought I was done, but I realized that there was still a lot more poop left. I start pushing out a very long solid log, but midway through it, a mother comes in with a very little girl in her arms, saying, "Ashley, didn't I tell you not to jump in the mud!" She was about 3 years old and screaming like a baby. When she came in, she screeched, "It smells like poop!" and ran out because she couldn't bear the smell of my dump. The mother found her and chased her back in and said "That's just another girl taking a poop like you always do." I couldn't wait for them to leave, but I realized they wouldn't for a while, so I guess I just have to poop with them here. Finally this huge log slid into the toilet-I guess it was normal size for me-about a foot and three inches, but big for most people. It felt like I was done for a moment, I even started to wipe, but then I felt another really big log starting to come out. I could not believe how much po! op could possibly be in me! Because of my healthy diet though, it didn't take much effort. I just pushed very softly for a while, and it plopped in to the toilet in about 15 seconds. Again, it was slightly shorter, about a foot long. Then a sudden wave of diarrhea came out again that smelled really bad. Then I was finally done. I couldn't believe how much poop was there. There were two giant logs and a ton of very smelly diarrhea. It took a countless amount of wipes. When I got back down, my older brother Jamie, who's 15 and really nosy, said "You took a dump, right?" I said, "That's none of your business!"
Hugs and kisses!
-Em


The hold it girl
We need more pee stories and accidents on airplanes!


Upstate Dave
Good morning to all.
First thing is the masthead photo. Thats quite the angle that photo was taken. She is definatly defying gravity. (NASA training?) Traveling Guy that was a great post about your stranger buddy dump. Jared here is my reply to your survey.
1. It varies from month to month but I'll say 2-3 times I have a nice big long shit that feels so good to do.

2. It does not happen very often as far as no tp on the roller. At home I can get it because the tp is kept under the sink andd I can reach it without getting off the seat.

3. If there is no tp in the cabinet I'll use a washcloth and then throw that in the laundry. If out in a public restroom there is no paper then I will use a napkin. (always carry some at all times be prepared!)

4. As far as texture of poop it really doesnt matter. The relief is the more importent thing. For as wiping a firm type is the best because easier to keep clean.

5. The one that seems to stick in my mind was before I was married I was at my wifes mothers house and I was taking a piss and her mother came running in the bathroom by accident and saw me. She was embarresed and so was I but she was more then I. We still laugh about it today after 25 years later!

6. In third grade a bunch of us boys used the boys room and some of had to pee and a couple of us had to shit. Gary went into a stall to go and he burst out laughing. Everyone asked him what was so funny. He opened the door and on the floor was this monster of a poop on the floor! Looks like someones urgent need made a clean miss and was on the floor.

Upstate Dave


Punk Rock Girl
Skater Boy: The entire ILSA series was extremely hard to come by until recently. Three of the four movies (including WICKED WARDEN) were recently released on DVD. They're a little tricky to find, but they're on eBay pretty often, and sometimes even in stores like Suncoast and Best Buy (I've seen them in both). You might be able to rent it if you have an independent, non-Hollywood/Blockbuster video store near you. They're pretty sick movies, so be warned. WICKED WARDEN is probably the least repugnant of them, but it's the one with the female shitting scene. Check it out!

Last night on THE SIMPSONS, Lisa was being rewarded in front of the whole school for her good grades by moving up to the third grade. Bart jumps up and yells in front of the whole school, "Lisa got diarrhea when we ate at Chili World!" Lisa is mortified and starts crying. Reminds me of my childhood!

Peace!

PRG


FED POOP
I finally tried watching myself poop with a little mirror over the weekend. It was not really as impressive as some of you make it out to be. No more impressive that seeing a dog poop. Anyway, I have a topic for your consideration. I am sure some of you work where there are those automatic toilets that flush automatically when you move away from them. Today I went for a poop and every time I wiped the thing flushed. I wonder what other people who heard it must have thought. It flushed at least 10 times while I was in there. More later...


Gruntly Bogwell
SHIT LOVIN CHICK...you GO girl (pun intended). Thoroughly enjoyed your post, your scintillating tale of your tail toiling to unburden itself was music to my eyes and imagination. I too love those inside the restroom stories and yours was one of the best, thank you for your efforts and descriptions...Gruntly


Bryian
To Alexa: Wow you were brave...how did you wipe?

To Shit Lovin' Chick: Intresting story..i enjoyed it..would like more.

To a guy: Maybe you wipe too hard? or maybe you need to go to the doctor?

To Luke: I think tuna fish will make your poop softer/looser cause of the mayo. i hate that.

To Shy Boy: Intresting what happened you you while on that public toilet.

To


Bryian
To Potty Pooper: Liked your story from school

To MUSK: Intresting story

Sorry had to cut my post short earlier..got caught here
gotta run. bye

Last night i ate dinner and afterwards i pooped 2x and it was soft and loose both times w/ corn in it. Wiped alot..gotta run bye


Coprologist
To: a guy
You get blood on the TP every time you shit? It sounds like hemerrhoids. Whether you do anything about it depends on how bad it is. If there's only a bit of blood, don't worry, and invest in some soft TP and moist wipes. If you bleed severely you maybe need to see a doctor. `Depends a bit on how old you are. I have mild hemerrhoids that only bleed occasionally, and don't hurt or otherwise trouble me. My wife had them pretty bad and had them surgically removed. It was NOT a good idea. After the surgery she was in agony every time she shat for nearly a year before the wound healed up, in spite of laxatives to soften the turds..


Alexa
Hey dudes!

SHADETREE: Wow! Another exhibitionist! Just kidding, but I can also post some of my "escapades" here.

Speaking of escapades, I had one this morning. I was wearing a long coat with a slit up the back. In other words, perfect garb for a secret dump outside. I went to my fave bench (gonna have to find a new one soon) and sat down, surreptitiously lowering the back of my sweatpants. Then, as I took out a book, I pushed, and felt the solid in my colon start to slide. Just as I gave my first big grunt, a jogger passed by. Since the sides of my butt were mostly covered, he didn't take any notice. That is, until a fart ripped through the air, breaking the silence. He turned, looking around, and I said, "Sorry, it was a rough night." He raised an eyebrow, then resumed jogging. I could only guess at what he was thinking. Then, my log started crackling out, sliding past my cheeks, which hadn't been parted far enough, so I would have to keep the pants down until I got to a bathroom, since I'd be all slimy down there. Three logs plopped down from under me, while people walked by, pos! sibly seeing, possibly not noticing. A good number went behind me, so I'm sure someone saw something. Having finished I got up and inspected the pile, seeing some good sizable logs. I smiled, and went about my "other" business.

Hope you liked that!

Alexa


Cousin
I saw the cover to the Underground Comedy movie on DVD, and it seem the cover has two supermodles on the toilet. can you think of any other reason to buy it?!?!

Leaves before his wife reads this


Shit Lovin' Chick
Hey guyz
I've never posted here but ive been reading and enjoying all of your stories for almost a year, I esspecially like the stories where girls explain in detail the feeling they have when a nice firm turd is sliding out of your asshole, i feel the same way,I enjoy shitting so much it's my best form of entertainment.I also like tho stories of chicks who are listening to a chick take a dump in the stall next door, please post more, I have a story like that, that i will tell now.The other day i was driving in to work i felt a slight urge to shit (i had been holding for 2 days) I was about 45mins from work so i figured by the time i got there my turd would be ready to come out.Well i got to work and i was holding my asshole really tight because my shit was about to come out.I walked in to the ladies room and none of the stalls were occupied, i was dissapointed but i really had to go.I walked in to the middle stall, pulled my jeans down and my plain white panties at the same time! , sat down and relaxed my bulging anus.I thought my first log would explode out strait away, but it just poke out about an inch.I didnt want to force so i sat and waited for my log to inch its way out.After about 5 mins my shit was still just pokin out about an inch, i reached down in to the bowl and felt around my asshole, it was bulging really badly, i could feel my turd poking out, it was quite arousing.So i decided to push, sure enuff the big fat monster slowly started coming out, just how i like it.I finally dropped my first of many logs, i looked down in to the toilet and it was about 8 inches long and 2 inches thick.I quickly sat back down because i could feel another huge log moving towards my anus.This big mutha poked its way out straight away, its was huge it felt like it was going to tear my asshole apart, then all of a sudden it exploded out, making a huge thud/splash, it felt longer than the first one, but i didn't look because my next log just fell out of my as! shole because it was so stretched.Then about 5 or six 4 inch logs quickly fell out of my ass, not making ne sound because they just landed on top of my 2 monsters.I was so tired after i didn't wipe my ass, i just sat there catching my breath.And to my delight another woman rushed in, she was running to the stall and as she ran about 5 little but loud farts popped out.She opened the door ripped down her pants and all within 15 secs she let out the biggest echoing fart i have ever heard and approx 6 logs exploded in to the water making huge splashes, i was very aroused by this.She let out another huge fart and started to wee,it was landing on her turds and barely made a tinkle she wiped quickly and ran out, didnt even wash her hands.I wiped and surpringly there wasnt nething on the toilet paper, so i wiped again but dug the paper more into my asshole and a little streak came out.Before i dropped the paper in the toilet i stoode up and marveled at my greatest shit ever, i knew! that it wouldnt flush so i left it, and i flushed the paper down the toilet in the stall next to me, where the woamn had been, there were a few skid marks and a slight odor.I left my beuty open for everyone to see, it didnt have a smell which made it better, i was very proud.I will post agin soon.
Love Shit Lovin' Chick xoxox
P.S Let me know wat u thought of my first post. Cya!!


Upstate Dave
Here are my answers to one of the surveys.
1. I have used a mirrior when I was a kid. I was curious just to see what happened when I went.

2. First public use outside of school was at the movie theater in town. I was 4 yrs old and went by myself. I took a good long pee and poop in one of the stalls.

3. Kindergarden I can remember after halfway through the year the new addition was opened and the new kindergarden room was opened. That gave the school three classrooms. The boys and girls rooms were side by side. Each one had just a single toilet in them. There was a vent between rooms on the wall down near the floor. All us kids new each other. So we would talk if each room was in use at the same time. Nobody cared about the sounds they heard because we all new each other very well. When both were in use we even asked what each other had to do or would say listen to this etc!

4. I like enlongated style seats better.

5. Legs slightly open so I have to hold my penis down while I go when I have to shit.


Bryian
To Bethany: Funny story..did your parents say any thing?

To Punk rock girl: Sounds like you had a nice dump.

To David: Intresting about your g/f's son

To Jane (& Gary): Intresting story.

To Scarlet: Liked your story..that was a good idea if any one would have seen them wet they would have figured you had blood on them. Wish i had that kind of a reason to do for my boxers.

To Krazee: I really liked your story..would like to hear more. Did you ever poop your pants then?

To Jared: To answer your survey.1. Maybe 4times a month do i have a good bowel movement that has a great deal of pleasure. 2. Never 3. What does that mean, don't understand. 4. I prefer firmer log that is thick and huge 5. I can't think of any...if i remember i'll post later 6. Funniest think that has happened to me using the bathroom is..one time when i was a kid i accidently went into a public ladies room to poop.

To Howlin' Coyote: I bet that was embarssing...i think maybe id be the same way cause i can't pee if i know someone in the bathroom.

To Joseph: Intresting experience..did you give him a enema? if not you should have offered him help.

To Plunging Plop Guy: Hey im the same way..i'm very shy when it comes to poop around family or people i know. How did you get to look at that guy on the toilet?

To John: Last time i was in a stall and there was no toilet paper i noticed before i sat down so the next stall was open i grabbed some out of there and use that. I wanted to be in the middle so i could hear guys poop.

To guy: You mentioned pooping at school in 5th grade...did you get to finish pooping? and did you have a chance to wipe?

I don't feel so great today..stomach hurts..im not sure if i got lots of poop in me...but i already pooped 2x. I was at work and left sick since i didn't feel good. I could have an hernia..the pain is dull and in my lower stomach..take care all.


Bethany....
Seems like there are two Bethany's here...lol....I'll post later on.


a guy
Whenever I use the toilet, there is always blood when I wipe. Usually a pretty good amount. It's been like this for a year but I don't want to tell anyone about it. What do I do?


Luke
I had tuna fish for lunch this past entire week. My ass was moaning!! I took a shit in the bathroom at my dorm and my neighbor buddies were laughing at me. One dude said, "Taking a shit, part 2". I said, "Hey man, when you take a dump and fart alot, I don't make up movie names for you. I just put a clothespin on my nose." I had bad diarreah actually because I had beans the night before too! I said, "Wanna see it?" They left..the stench got em' I think.


Paulie
New to the site. A few questions concerning bathroom pleasure in a relationship:

Has anyone found a lasting/semi-lasting relationship with the opposite sex and found that they enjoy being open about nautral body functions? How was the topic opened up? by accident, by you, or by them?


Shy Boy
Plunging Plop Guy:

If you donít want your family to know you are on the toilet or as you indicated that you avoid mentioning the word toilet, where and when do you go? Can you remember how this started, maybe (most likely) when you were young. I am curious to know a bit more.

I donít use the toilet in my house; I always go when I am out in town or somewhere else.

The difficult time is always Christmas, no real excuse to go out. I have held it for very long spells in the past but have got use to controlling it.

There was an incident about 3 months ago while I was using a toilet in town. There are about 12 stalls in line, what had apparently happened was some boys had reached over and locked the doors from the outside. The attendant had to stand on each of the toilets and look over the partitioning to see if any were locked but not occupied. At the time I was standing there with toilet paper up my bum when I could see a moving reflection on the door, when I looked round I saw a mans head looking over the top watching me, he apologised and when I left he grinned and said ďI bet that woke you up".


Donnie
To David about Go Lightly
I am familiar with this stuff, it makes you go and crap like you had the runs but its real mild.The Idea is it cleans you out inside and you dont have cramps or discomfort. Peeps in my family had it before having a scope of the lower bowel and of course the whole intestinal tract. It really cleans you out without a lot of pain and cramps. You get a script from the doctor, go to the drug store and you get a huge gallon jug of the stuff. I think it tastes like candy or bubble gum, at least its not bad to drink. You take it, drink it down and soon you gotta go shit and you just clean out inside. They dont use castor oil anymore as its too harsh. It works but man you shit your brains out and you get crampy.
That Go litely is used before an exam of the intestine and lower bowel. Check for blockage or other trouble. Once I had illieitis, or a blockage in the small intestine. It cleared itself for some reason but I still was in the hospital for tests.
So tell your little friend not to worry, its painless and only thing is you gotta poop a lot for a little bit.
Hope this helps. good luck
Donnie


Lewis
I would like to thank the ladies who were good enough to answer my survey. The respondents, however, were still very few. Punk Rock Girl, I don't believe your response was posted (I've searched old posts)but I do thank you for trying. I was looking forward to hearing from you and Bethany and Alexa and others as well as the fine ladies whose responses I received. I'm CURIOUS, girls. Let's give the survey one post final go.

When you have a bowel movement, do you
(1) wet or moisten your toilet tissue before wiping?
(2) use a pre-moistened pad or cloth (e.g., wet wipe)in addition to toilet tissue?
(3) use powder or any other cosmetic on your behind?
(4) use nothing but dry toilet tissue on your bottom?
(5) ever wipe only once?
(6) wash your bottom immediately?

Thanks!


Potty Pooper
Hello Krazee, *I* for one would like to see more from you, so post away! :-)

I mean... Hey! We get lotsa poop stories, but not as many pee stories.

Bethanee's story about fake-poop shenanigans reminds me of a story from my junior-high days. We
were out in the football-field section of the campus, and there's a seperate little white building
having the boys' and girls' rooms, one of those places where the doors to each are behind sort of
L-shaped wooden partitians.

Anyway, one of the boys said something about needing to go to the bathroom, and headed over to the
little-boys'-room. A little while later, he came back out, and said something like, "I didn't quite
get there in time!" and showed us this longish "log" he was carrying, cradling actually, in his hands.
Of course, once glance and it was clear he'd simply picked up a big thick stick that just HAPPENED to
look like a "log," and was just *pretending* it was a doody, strictly for laughs.

I guess he'd spotted it on the way in or out of the bathroom and snapped it up.

Speaking of my junior-high days, one time at PE I was WAY out at the far edge of the campus, past the
football fields and all that, up where they'd let the trees and shrubs and stuff grow freely and where
because of that it looked sorta woodsy. I was standing there, with my hands clasped in front of me
about at my waist, just sorta enjoying the woodsy view. Well, some other boy came up to me, and
since he was looking at me from behind, he thought I was peeing! He said something to that effect,
but I told him no I wasn't, I was just gazing into the woods. He said, "SURE you weren't. Don't
try to deceive me!"

But, you see, I *wasn't* peeing! I was just standing there, looking at the woods!
The way I had my hands clasped in front of me, though, it merely *looked* like I was
peeing.

Oh well...

Jim (was it?), I liked your story about all the kids at the video arcade peeing themselves, that was
rather interesting. As someone else mentioned, though, you didn't mention your age. I'd guess from
the context though that you're probably somewhere from 8 to 10, since you talked of helping a boy of
perhaps 6 with his pooped-pants problem, and then later mentioned seeing an 11 year old pee his pants,
and said that now you weren't as bothered about having peed yourself, so I'd guess he was probably
slightly older than you, or maybe the same age as you. Am I right?



Potty Pooper
Hello Krazee, *I* for one would like to see more from you, so post away! :-)

I mean... Hey! We get lotsa poop stories, but not as many pee stories.

Bethanee's story about fake-poop shenanigans reminds me of a story from my junior-high days. We
were out in the football-field section of the campus, and there's a seperate little white building
having the boys' and girls' rooms, one of those places where the doors to each are behind sort of
L-shaped wooden partitians.

Anyway, one of the boys said something about needing to go to the bathroom, and headed over to the
little-boys'-room. A little while later, he came back out, and said something like, "I didn't quite
get there in time!" and showed us this longish "log" he was carrying, cradling actually, in his hands.
Of course, once glance and it was clear he'd simply picked up a big thick stick that just HAPPENED to
look like a "log," and was just *pretending* it was a doody, strictly for laughs.

I guess he'd spotted it on the way in or out of the bathroom and snapped it up.

Speaking of my junior-high days, one time at PE I was WAY out at the far edge of the campus, past the
football fields and all that, up where they'd let the trees and shrubs and stuff grow freely and where
because of that it looked sorta woodsy. I was standing there, with my hands clasped in front of me
about at my waist, just sorta enjoying the woodsy view. Well, some other boy came up to me, and
since he was looking at me from behind, he thought I was peeing! He said something to that effect,
but I told him no I wasn't, I was just gazing into the woods. He said, "SURE you weren't. Don't
try to deceive me!"

But, you see, I *wasn't* peeing! I was just standing there, looking at the woods!
The way I had my hands clasped in front of me, though, it merely *looked* like I was
peeing.

Oh well...

Jim (was it?), I liked your story about all the kids at the video arcade peeing themselves, that was
rather interesting. As someone else mentioned, though, you didn't mention your age. I'd guess from
the context though that you're probably somewhere from 8 to 10, since you talked of helping a boy of
perhaps 6 with his pooped-pants problem, and then later mentioned seeing an 11 year old pee his pants,
and said that now you weren't as bothered about having peed yourself, so I'd guess he was probably
slightly older than you, or maybe the same age as you. Am I right?


Martie
I have a composting sawdust toilet, that has given me great peace of mind. Since we moved 9 years ago to the place we are at now I have been unhappy with the way the septic system is. We have a problem with back up at the corner drain and it is worse when it rains.

So for nine years I have tried to conserve flushing the toilet because I was so aware that I was part of the problem. Don't laugh, but I would "hold it" rather than relieve myself just avoid flushing that toilet so much. For nine years.

Now I just go. (I drink a lot of water and have to go a lot!) Today I already saved 35 gallons of water. When I told my husband how much water I saved he mentioned that our electric bill will probably go down because it takes electricity to run the pump.

I ordered a couple Humanure Handbooks from an online retailer. I have to gingerly offer one to my neighbor across the pond. Because their septic backs up, it floods our property and has killed several of our trees. This plan would solve further problems. I don't know if she will go for it. Time will tell. But she does have a nice garden and compost pile already. Might be right up her alley just as it is mine. Humanure, what a way to do the earth a favor!

Martie


Bubba
Hello all,

I have been a reader of this forum for nearly 5 years, almost since its debut, but have only posted once a few years back under the name "B" (can't find the page number unfortunately). I tend not to post much because it seems most people on this board are more interested in defacation stories, and I am much more a fan of peeing stories, especially those involving women. However, I have remained loyal to the site because it seems such stories come in waves, and the last month has brought perhaps the biggest wave I have seen since I've been lurking here.

The topic of bladder size has greatly intrigued me for some time, and I'm excited that it has been examined in detail as of late. Even still, I'm not sure I have much of an opinion on which gender possesses the bigger bladder, although, like many others here, I would have to agree that women are superior in their holding abilities than men. Most of my friends, male and female, have average bladders it seems. Unfortunately, I have never heard any "spectacular" performances from either. Most guys I know pee longer than most girls I know, but, of course, most of those girls have stronger streams, so are most likely expelling the same amount of urine as the guys. Also consistent with most findings on this board, my female friends will pee often if convenient, but also are able to hold it well in circumstances where the cannot pee. They are generally more vocal about their need to pee, whereas my guy friends may make mention of their need, but only briefly, and then rar! ely bring it up again. Of course, these same male friends have no trouble using public facilities, unlike most girls understandbly do, so are rarely put into situations where they feel they most hold for a long time. Before I go much further, I should tell you that I consider myself to have an average to slightly-smaller than average bladder. I pee more often than most of my male friends it seems, because I really do not enjoy the feeling of having a full bladder for a long period of time. That being said, I can hold it when necessary for a good length of time, and have fortunately not had an accident since becoming toilet-trained as a child. In addition, I do not care much for the taste of alcohol, and consequently tend to associate with friends who are not much into going to bars or nightclubs. Since alcohol is a powerful diuretic and people who enjoy alcohol can drink quite a lot at a time, it is also not a wonder that I haven't had too many experiences with despera! te males or females alike.

I had one female friend in college who perhaps personified best the characteristics of most female peeing habits I observed. She peed fairly often when we were together, and on the couple of occasions where I was able to listen outside of the door, her stream lasted around 10 seconds and was fairly strong. I remember we were at a restaurant one time, and she had drank a decent amount of iced tea. She used the restroom before we left, and then we began the half-hour drive home. As we were making the turns into the campus, she asked me to go very slowly over the speed bumps, as she had to use the bathroom quite badly. We planned to watch a movie after dinner, so I followed her into her dormitory, hoping to get an earful of this desperate pee. Unfortunately, her roommate was in the living room, and it was not possible for me to discretely listen outide of the bathroom door. Nevertheless, my desperate friend was finished in short period of time, perhaps taking no more! than 15 seconds to pee.

On the flip side of this, I was with this same friend watching movies over at my dormatory one evening. We watched three movies, and were together for over 7 hours, yet she never used the restroom. I don't know if she felt that it would be dirty (certainly likely, as 4 college guys shared one toilet), or if she really didn't have to go, as she wasn't drinking any beverage. I wondered when she left my room if she was desperate to use her own bathroom, and perhaps took a longer pee than normal that evening when she returned home. On another occassion, we had just arrived back at school for the start of a new semester, and she was telling me about her trip to Japan over that summer. I don't remember how/why she brought it up, but she told me she didn't pee throughout the entire flight there, a 14-hour ordeal. Naturally, I perked up at this, wondering how anyone with such a seemingly average bladder could withstand this amount of time without relieving herself. I didn! 't feel I could go into details about her final release without creeping her out, but I've wondered from this day how long it lasted, how hard her initial blast was, if anyone was amazed at how long she was peeing for, etc. Of course, she may have limited her beverage consumption on the flight because she knew she wouldn't want to use an airline bathroom, but it provided evidence that she could hold for a long time, probably longer than I could hold on, if she felt she was forced to.

As I said, my stories are limited, but I will try to share more in the coming weeks. It seems that not only have I been in the minority here for preferring peeing stories as to pooping, but also the types of stories I enjoy most are onces of female exhibitionism in demonstrating such great bladder capacities. I love reading stories in which co-workers, friends, family, or complete strangers are absolutely shocked by one's peeing ability. To this end, I want to thank all the contributers who post great pee stories, particularly Mickey, Louise, John Q, "hold-it man", Cara, and Katrina, and Just Another Guy.

Mickey, your tales about Jill are outstanding, and I encourage you to post whatever remaining experiences you can recall where others have been in awe of her bladder prowess.

Louise, as a long time poster, I have always been fascinated by your stories, and congratulate you on shattering your old bladder capacity record. That must have been a great pee!

John Q, your stories about your sister and girlfriend have been excellent, and I look forward to reading more. It is amazing that your sister had such a great bladder capacity at such a young age. Do you recall any times where people have made comments my her noisy, lengthy pees?

"Hold-it man", great story about your peeing contest. I would love to read more about Katie's pees...she sounds quite gifted in the bladder department!

Cara, wonderful story about you and your friend peeing after waiting so long. It is impressive that she kept up her stream for well over a minute. Please share more whenever you can!

Finally, Just Another Guy, your story on the nurse and the most recent detailed account about Jennifer are perhaps the best stories I have ever read on this board. I am simply amazed by both of their pees, as I know you were as well. Did your GF make any mention of the size of Jennifer's puddle? If she was peeing in the sand, there may not have been one, however I would imagine that so much liquid being expelled in the same place might have left some evidence. Did you all have any more encounters with Jennifer, or were you ever priviledged to here any more of her unbelievable bladder exploits? Please keep them coming!

Wow, I've taken up more than my fair share of space on the page, so I'll conclude this now. Moderator, thank you for your efforts in keeping this board clean over the last few years. I look forward to reading the posts (and hopefully contributing more) for the next 5 years. Take care all,

-Bubba


Bubba
Alas, my last post was probably long enough as it was, but I neglected to congratulate Katrina on her awesome Halloween bladder hold! 2550ml...that is truly astounding. It's probably wise that you will only attempt this once a year or so, so that no damage is done. Have you had any experiences where people have made comments on your over-developed bladder, or where you've actually "out-peed" two or more people while peeing in a public restroom? Please keep the great stories coming! Thanks,

-Bubba


kylech
Does anyone have any outdoor pee or poop stories please tell them or send them to me!


skater boy
punk rock girl whats up? Where did you see that movie ILSA-THE WICKED WARDEN cause i am interested in seeing now please respond


I shit in my pants and i can't control it


Buzzy
hi,all-just have some time to answer some posts!
To SHADETREE-I poop outdoors almost all the time in the summer here in
NY-check my old posts,it a lot of fun for me!
TO JANE(& GARY)-Good dump,jane i always enjoy your poop stories-i'd love to buddy pooop with you!
TO JAROD-TO answer your survey--
1-i have dumps that feel that good like you describe about 5-6 times a month-it's like i can feel it building up as i head for the bowl-I call them big production dumps and they qre truelly fun as i empty my overlly full rectum
2-( and also 3) I ALWAYS check for toilet paper-i found out a few times the hard way years ago about no paper and it happened to me out in the woods and i had to use leaves-good thing i was a boy scout when i was younger and could spot poison ivy and stuff like that!It no longer happens to me,thank god !ALWAYS CHECK!!
4-I like when the poop are real long and start out a but firm and get softer as they stretch my anus and silently fall into the bowl-the longer the better and I do some real long ones sometimes and they just feel the best!Then Sometimes it's followed up with part 2 of my dump with a lot of soft mushy poop that explodes out my butt and what a relief that is and I know i'm done with my morning business!
5-Like i said before,i poop outdoors a lot in the summer and a few time i've been caught squatting witha turd hanging out my butt by a few people,but they have been pretty cool about it-one time a guy came up on me and saw me like that and right away took down his jogging shorts and took a real good dump right along side of me and we buddy pooped,but luckily,i reaaly never had a reaaly bad experience with that!
6-The funniest thing the happened to me while in the toilet....Hmmmmmmm-well when I was about 7,i went to a co a catholic school and one time I was in the bathroom pooing and I may have been taking too long and 1 of the nuns came in and busted open the door and yelled at me to "Finish up,young man" and I was mortifed as he other boys laughed at me! Imagine if that happened today!I'd be a rich guy!
Hoped I answered your questions JAROD
TO KENNY-Great story about you and your little friend watching each other poop-boy that must have been fun-good stuff!
Well,got to go and it's good to see all the good stories on here again
I'm off to the gym now and hopefully i'll have a good dump there along with the other guys this a.m. BYE


CC
Hi everyone

I was watching the comedy program 'Smack The Pony' last night, which I mentioned in my last post. This time it had a sketch where this couple are walking along the street and the women is busting to go to the toilet. They walk past this bush so the woman goes behind saying "I'll only be a minute". The guy is standing around waiting for a bit then we hear a trickling sound and a massive gush of wee comes from out of the bush along the path. The girl then comes out from behind the bush buttoning up her pants and they walk off. The girl was the same on who was in the 'fart in the bath' sketch I mentioned (different guy though). I wonder if she wrote both sketches?

Last night I was out with friends for dinner at a local pub. We were sitting down for an hour or so and by the end I really had to fart. I then realised that I had to poo very badly aswell and I got a couple of cramps while we were paying the bill. I went to the toilet and did a wee and the need for a poo had gone a bit so didn't go. It wasn't long until I got home anyway and I went straight to the toilet where I had a nice long (gassy) poo. It felt really good to get it all out.


Adrian
Katrina. Thanks for your reply. I know you're used to holding for longish periods on account of your job, but my advice still stands and I would strongly urge you not to make a virtue out of holding for longer than is easy or comfortable for you. There's no shame in wetting your knickers or wearing incontinence pants that you can wee into if the need's a desperate one and you can't get to a toilet in reasonable time. It would be better that you did either rather than hold for too long and end up harming yourself.

Louise. Enjoyed your post. Thanks for the sympathy. I have been drinking lots of water and cranberry juice and matters have certainly improved on what they were.

Billy. Thanks for your reply. I think you certainly have the beginnings of a book on Yorkshire privvies! You're right about me liking women called Anne, especially ones that can do big number two's and I'm interested to know that your Gran's called that. Were there any instances of her doing particularly big jobbies, barely making it or not getting there in time? Was she a 'daily' person or less frequent? I'd love to know more.

There was a columnist writing in the London Times yesterday about elimination, toilets and the various names which have entered our vocabulory for such things. I forget his name off hand but it was a very interesting column for a broadsheet newspaper. It was prompted I think by his curiosity about the new portable urinals which have been installed in some parts of London to counter the late night erosion by uric acid of historic buildings.

Best wishes to everyone!

Regards

Adrian


Meghan and Sarah S
Hi There Everyone!
Wow! We are back! It has taken awhile! Sari is up visiting me this weekend. Robby(dad) and Annie have been so busy with our Grandad that they haven't had the time to post. They say hello to everyone. We have two stories to tell:
Meghan- As some of you know I was in an automobile accident and have had a slow recovery. I am still walking with a walker. My roomate has been a jewel. The other day I was sitting in the living room and had a big urge to go have a dump. I grabbed my walker and walked into the half bath. It is very small and I could barely get my panties down. I sat down and a lot of mush came out. Then I trumped(farted) a big one and some more mush. Just about that time my roomate came in with two friends and walked by. The loo door was open and the smell was terrible. I was mortified and the other girls were holding their noses. I let out some more liquid and Cammy grabbed some tissue and stood there while I finished. I bent over while she wiped me. The other girls were astounded. The toilet was nearly full of mush. I wish I could remember what I ate.
Sarah S- Well, I was at work. I got up and went into a stall. I knew this would be a big one. I started reading a file and a big turd started inching out of my butt. I bent over to help it and started grunting a bit. Some other women came in and it was obvious all of us were taking a dump. The symphony of grunts resounded throughout the bathroom. It was amazing. I pushed and pushed. The piece finally dropped(Cullompted) out and splashed into the bowl. About that time the other women's logs dropped, too. We started laughing. We all wiped and washed out hands. When I saw those women later in the day we all had a good giggle. Meghan and I wish to send our hugs and love to everyone especially: KENDAL, ANDREW, ELLEN, ELEANOR, INA, RIZZO, TIM, SARAH, JOSIE, LOEWIE, STEVE, LOUISE, DAMSEL, PV, JANE AND GARY, CARMALITA, JAKE, EPHERMAL, TODD AND DIANA, ADRIAN, ADELE, LINDAGS, JEFF A, AMY(CO-ED), BRYAN, ELLIE AND LITTLE LOU!

TAKE CARE,
MEGHAN AND SARAH S


Brown Study
Adrian, yes this happens sometimes. I'll know I havent done a motion and will probably need to pass one that day sometime but wont have the feeling there and then that I need to do a number two. I will need a wee wee and will go to the toilet, skirt up knickers down sit on the pan and as I am peeing I feel the big jobbie start to come down and I do it. Sometimes it just slides out. Now I dont mean here loose stools or diarrhea, I am refering to solid formed turds, and big fat ones as well. If it comes out under its own steam its usually smooth and often curved, if it needs a bit of effort it will be knobbly, compacted and shaped as sombody put it like a naval gun shell. Hope that answers your query and that your waterworks infection is over.

Punk Rock Girl, good that you are back to normal solid motions again.


wetguy
To Kenny - Enjoyed your story about your experiences with that girl when you were younger.

To jim - Liked your story about you and your friend pissing your pants on the boat trip.

To Scarlet - Happy to answer the question.

To Adrian - Yes i usually try not to get desperate to pee such that I have to hold myself or piss my pants, especially in public. At home, like now, I dont mind holding myself and squirming at all because no one can see. Of course, this leads me to put off going to the bathroom until i'm literally doing it in my pants! But yes, in public, I've only gotten to the point of needing to hold myself openly on very rare, and far between, occasions. Thanks for your response!

-wetguy



Sunday, November 17, 2002


MUSK
Had the urge to have a big shit, so I took off my Levi's and drawers and sat on the toilet. I began pushing and straining hard. I could feel the shit slowly exiting my hole, then the pain hit me. It felt like I had been kicked up my arsehole very hard! I had to cut the shit off which caused my hole even more pain. All this was accomponied by loud moaning, groaning and the F word! As usual the shit stank. After a short while, I began shitting again and the pain began again but it was'nt as severe. When I finished, I felt like I had shat broken glass. I wiped several times (can never be bothered to count how many) then flushed.
As I'm typing this, I'm still naked from the waist down and my hole is still hot!

Anyone out there with hot curry shit stories?


Punk Rock Girl
I took a wonderfully satisfying dump this morning! On the train, I could feel my bowels getting ready to move on out, so when I got to work, I dropped my jacket and bag off at my desk and headed straight for the unisex. I went in, and saw a pair of men's shoes under the first stall, while the other two were empty. I went into the second stall, my favorite, and was delighted to see that the seat was up and the porceline was glistening--a sign that the shitters were freshly cleaned.

I pulled my jeans and thong down to my ankles and sat my bare behind down on the slightly chilly seat. I peed, then gave a little push. A long, thick, solid load slowly inched its way out of my bottom. Very minimal odor, but boy was it big! It finally plopped into the water and I sighed in relief. I wiped my ass, which was not necessary, then flushed the toilet and stood up. I pulled up my thong and jeans and exited the stall. The guy next to me was still there, and I had heard nothing from his stall the whole time I was in there.

I washed my hands and headed out the door. I still don't know who was next to me, not that I really care. It was my first nice bowel movement in several days. I've come to relish my perfect dumps the way others might relish a favorite blanket or ice cream. The human body is capable of so many strange and wonderful things. Who's to say which are to be enjoyed or not?

Pooper Scooper: Jeez, that sounds horrible. I've had some horrible, explosive diarrhea in the past, but never where it actually caused my skin to start coming off! How did you make it!?! The worst diarrhea I've ever had was under similar, though less extreme circumstances. I didn't have to go to the hospital, but I was incapacitated for three days, squirting what felt like sulfuric acid out of my ass every couple of hours. It was while I was in college, and I think it was something I ate, but I really don't know. I just spent all my time between my dorm room and the womens room for three days. By the end of it, my ass was extremely raw and stingy, not just my anus but my inner cheeks, too. I had a lot of trouble sitting down, especially in those hard plastic seats in the classrooms, and spent most of my time in the dorm room wearing baggy sweatpants and laying on my stomach. I put lots of Preperation H up my ass and between my cheeks and my butt felt better with! in a couple of days. Sound like your bout was a nightmare though. Hope you never have to go through that again!!!

Peace!

PRG


Katrina
Thanks for the advice, Adrian, but I've already been doing this for a very long time. That's not to say that I do it every night, but very often my occupation makes it impossible for me to get a chance to use the toilet, so I have to hold. I know all about the health risks, because I am an RN.

I do Kegel exercises so the muscles don't deteriorate, and I drink OJ every morning to my urine is more acidic, and the chance of infection is not as great. I probably won't make another attempt at my record again until next Halloween, though. That was very painful.


blue crush question
the scene in blue crush happens almost near the end of the film. the main female character goes to a nfl party (beacause she falls in love with a quarterback) and goes into the restroom to get away from all the people she's not associating with. the scene is about 30 seconds long and you only see her from the waist down from underneath the stall door. she's wearing a black dress and she hikes it up and sits on the toilet. she also starts talking on her phone. blue crush comes out on video on january 14th.


Punk Rock Girl
Oh, yeah, in regards to female pooping scenes in movies. I may have mentioned this movie before, and I'm sorry if I have. There's this movie called ILSA-THE WICKED WARDEN. It's part of a series of really nasty exploitation movies about this evil woman (Ilsa) who tortures people, mostly women. This one takes place in a women's prison. There's a scene where the leader of a gang of prisoners is on the toilet taking a shit. We don't hear farting or splashing, but we do hear her grunt a couple of times. Two other women come in (the toilets are in rows like in an army barracks, with nothing between them). One of them wants the gang leader's help. The gang leader first says something like, "With these runs I can't do anything." Then she agrees to help the other prisoner, but makes her first wipe her ass for her, then makes her lick it. Yuck. It's possibly one of the tackiest, most tasteless scenes I've ever seen in a movie--needless to say, I loved it!




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