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Hawk
To Scarlet re: your questions:
1. If you are peeing in a public restroom, do you prefer using the toilet or urinal and why? No preference
2. How often (if ever) do you have a peeing accident/wet yourself on purpose? Never
3. How often (if ever) do you have pooping accidents/poop pants on purpose? Never
4. Do you use the opening in your underwear while peeing or just lower the waistband? I'm a "freeballer:" no underwear
5. Do you undo your belt and button on pants while peeing, or just unzip? No belt, suspenders. Undo waist button and zipper and let my pants hang by suspenders when pissing. I get used to peeing this way and handle my pecker as little as possible because my hands are usually covered in something nasty: grease/oil/tree sap/poison oak...
6. Where have you peed other than in a bathroom? Outside more often than in a bathroom (I work outside). Into kitchen sink occasionally when I feel like it and the sink is empty (donít wanna pee on my dirty dishes)
7. Are you pee shy/ don't care/ turned on by others hearing you pee? Donít care.
8. Have you ever let a girl hold your penis while you pee? If not, would you? Yep. She tried to write my name in the snow, amongst other times
9. When you pee, do you just take out your penis, or do you bring out your testicles too? Schwaz only, testicles more likely to get hung up in zipper (at least the short hairs) if they come out too.
10. Do you wet the bed? Ha! No...
11. What do you think of girls interested in watching guys pee or poop? Donít care: if a girl wants to watch me, thatís fine I guess.


Punk Rock Girl
Todd & Diana: You have sucked me into another survey. Thanks a lot!

1. If you could see any celeb on the toilet who would it be? Hmmm, you see guys on the toilet all the time... maybe Kirsten Dunst--she's so perfect and cute--seeing her on the toilet would be very interesting.

2.Do you take dumps in porta-potties? Sure, when I have to

3.Do you feel comfortable taking a dump in someone elses house? Usually, unless it's someone I've never met

4.Do you read while taking a dump? Often

5.Ladies do you fart while pooping? YES! YES! I, like all women, do occasionally fart--and sometimes when I'm pooping! Why is this such a subject of fascination?

6.Ladies have you ever pooped, so when it's coming out it has touched your vagina? Have I ever pooped? Why yes I have. If not, I would have exploded by now. I've never crapped out a "J" shaped log before, and that is the only way I could imagine it touching my vagina.

7.Now people are real hesitant about pooping infront of the opposite sex, Ladies and Guys, does this apply to you? I have no problem at all peeing in front of anyone, male or female. I don't care if people see me naked. But there are only certain people I can shit in front of--my boyfriend, some of my closer female friends and my bandmates (all guys). I guess I could shit in front of ANYONE if I had to, but I usually prefer to do it alone.

PRG


AJ :o)
I was driving along a PenMar route where I was in Pennsylvania most of the time and Maryland a little bit of the time. I happened to be in Maryland when I stopped at this seafood restaurant specializing in clams.

I really had to pee, so the first thing I asked for was the restroom, and the waiter pointed the way.

Since the urge was so great, some of it spewed out on the floor.

I was still wearing the same smelly jeans I'd been wearing, but my initial peeing had now dried up, so I didn't smell as bad and was presentable enough for some fine dining.

I ordered the baked flounder filet stuffed with crabmeat with sides of corn fritters and applesauce. To drink, I had a glass each of iced tea, tomato juice, and ice water. I think there was also bread with this. I can't remember now, except that it was good.

But, initially, I had to pee--and the urgency of it made some of it spew out on the floor before I could sit down.

So, after I was done, I put down some towels to soak it up and told the waiter apologetically that I'd managed to pee on the floor.

He was in a sort of laid-back mood, and he took it all in stride--and wasn't in a big hurry to go in there and clean up after me.

While I was sitting there eating, this older lady mentioned that she had to use the bathroom, so I called to her to be careful not to slip, because I'd peed on the floor.

Later that night, it was getting dark, and I pulled into this friendly, little town and ended up staying at this Mom & Pop motel with a Mom & Pop diner.

It didn't have a handicapped room, but it did have a room with a shower stall that I could easily step in and out of, and the family was very good about helping me to carry my things to my room.

It felt really nice to take a shower and headwash.

I peed on several occasions, but didn't have to poop until morning.

I pooped first--my usual easy poop that is firm enough to take a form but not anywhere close to being rock-hard. It comes out on its own without any pushing and straining from me.

If it had been that difficult pan-buster that I'd passed the day before, I could understand what happened next. But it wasn't.

Still, it ended up stopping up the toilet, though it all went down.

I used some paper and wiped the worst of it off my butt (not a really messy job, but not such a clean one as the day before) and put it into the toilet. I even flushed it to see if it would go down, but it didn't. I did the remainder of my wiping by using more toilet paper, eventually following it with some wet wipes, and putting it in the lined wastebasket.

I let Bear (the owner) and Peggy Sue (the housekeeper) know what happened, and they told me that it wasn't my fault, because they were always having trouble with one toilet or another.

This is a nice place with nice people. I'd write more, but I'm under the impression that I'm not supposed to give out a lot of exact locations here. However, if any of you can find out where I write (and I'm soon going to drop enough clues to make it easy), you can read about things in more detail when I have the chance to put them up--which will be sometime after Labor Day, as I see things now.

Anyway, their diner was open, so I had a great lunch there: country fried steak, mashed potatoes (all of this smothered in mushroom gravy where the mushrooms tasted sooooooooooooo fresh), State-Fair-Style lemonade, bread, breadsticks, and a soup and salad bar where I got macaroni salad, bean soup, and I can't remember what else right now, but I believe applesauce for one thing. All of this finished off with a ????? piece of Boston Cream pie.

My original plans were to spend several days in Ohio and Kentucky, but I began to think that I'd put that off and just get home to rest.

So I decide to call home and tell my folks that I was in Pennsylvania and had a room at The ??????????? Motel where I would be staying for the next couple of nights and planning the rest of my trip.

My minivan has decorative flowers on it, so, of course, that was what I'd be staying in (driving and taking cat-naps when I became tired).

I was going to surprise my folks by informing them that I was in Indiana, once I got there.

The first time I stopped to use the phone, they weren't home--but getting out of the van made me realize just how much I had to pee.

The phone was on the property of and a few yards away from some sort of business that I knew I couldn't possibly make it to.

So I took a long hostess gown and tied it to form a curtain by strainging it from one part of the van to the other. Then, I squatted to pee--only to have it to fall down!

I grabbed it in a hurry and held it in front of me while I finished and pulled my panties and jeans back up. Nobody arrested me or anything--in fact, I don't even think that anybody noticed.

By the time I'd meandered along sightseeing, I arrived in Ohio around midnight, and I was feeling tired.

So, I pulled off into the parking lot of this used van lot where I would blend in once I'd cut the motor and turned off the lights.

When I woke up, it was about four in the morning, and my backside felt as if it were about to experience a diarrhea attack.

I situated myself into my seat and found an open mini-mart.

Was told there that the restroom was out-of-order.

I told the clerk that I thought I had diarrhea, so was there ANY other place open. She told me there was one other place open, but she wasn't sure if they had a bathroom.

I went there. By then, I felt as if I were about to lose it. That clerk kept a poker-face the whole time and told me that she had no restroom. I felt like saying, "Lady! What do you do? Wear a diaper to work!?!" but I was just to desperate to argue. Besides, she was simply a clerk following someone else's orders.

She told me that there was a restroom in the park and how to get there. I asked her if it would be open at this time, and she told me it would be.

I had a hard time finding the park, and the restroom looked as tight as a drum.

So, I just decided to drive on. By then, the urge had relaxed.

Made me wonder if there had been some sort of scare where terrorist had recently been sprinkling anthrax on toilet seats or some overenthusiastic practical joker had done something like that with itching powder.

For some reason, that town was certainly stingy with their restrooms!

Finally got to a filling station and made it into the bathroom.

I was expecting to sit down and explode. Instead, some soft logs just quietly slithered out. I didn't look at them, so I have no idea what they looked like, but I certainly felt better!

After that, just peed along the way until I got home Monday afternoon.

Had to poop when I got in, and I pooped and, then, wiped initially before flushing the poop--which is out-of-character for me to do, because I usually flush the poop down first, then wipe and flush over and over until I'm satisfied that I'm clean. This way, I run less risk in stopping up the toilet.

My poop was my usual easy stuff (as it had been except for that one time in the Baltimore area), so I was surprised when it got stuck and wouldn't go down.

I waited for the toilet to fill back up (and it's slow at my place), and flushed it again. This time, it went down, but barely.

It was good-sized and golden-brown in color.

Anyway, that's it for now. Will write again when I return and am settled in--which might not be until after Labor Day.

Happy Pottying!
AJ :o)


Bryian
To Billy and Kevin: Liked your story, when you guys were in the bathroom on the plane did you all go in the same bathroom at the same time?

To John q Public: Intresting about what you do to strething your bladder musscles...liked your story too about geting suspended from school.

To Little Janey: Loved your story, why didn't your friend poop in the woods.

To Kristy: Liked your story.

To Punk Rock Girl: Who is that that you saw on a toilet, not even sure who that is. I liked your story too.

To Todd & Diana: 1 Nick Carter, Backstreet Boys 2. Not usally 3. No not really 4. No 5. N/A 6. N/A 7. No

To AJ :o): Liked your story.,..BTW im from MD

To Scarlet: 1. A stall, I like to check out the toilets for poop and see if any guys are pooping 2. On purpose...like once thats it 3. Rarely...and once since i was over 18. 4. Yes, use the opening. 5. No, just un zip 6. A sink, outside 7. A little pee shy, Don't really care 8. Nope...but maybe. 9. Bring just my penis out 10. No 11. I think its cool that girls intrested in watching guys pee/poop.

To Bo Bo needs to shit big and hard : Enjoyed your story

Last night when i got offline, i had to poop. I went upstairs and i decided to poop in the sink and watch it come out in the mirror. I had about 3 or 4 logs no more then 6". My logs were hard but a bit stickey. had to wiped about 10 times. Well gotta run bye


John Q Public
Thank you to Punk Rock Girl, Scarlet and everyone else who explained to me what a bidet is. I think I get the picture now. I never used one, but if I saw one I probably wouldn't have known the first thing about it.

Scarlets Surbey: In order to seperate my answers from the questions I am going to put the keyboard on caps lock. I am not shouting so please don't be offended.

1. If you are peeing in a public restoom, do you prefer using the toilet or urinal and why?

I PERFER TO USE THE TOILET BECAUSE I PERFER PRIVACY, BUT HAVE USE URINALS OFTEN.

2. How often (if ever) do you have a peeing acident/wet yuorself on purpose?

I HAD THEM VERY OFTEN WHEN I WAS IN JR HIGH SCHOOL, SOME WHAT OFTEN WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND ONLY ONE RECENTLY WHICH OCCURED BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET TO A BATHROOM ON TIME. I DON'T WET MYSELF ON PURPOSE

3. How often (if ever) do you have pooping accidents/poop pants on purpose?

I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH POOPING. I DID HAVE ONE POOPING ACCIDENT A WHILE BACK BUT THAT'S A LONG STORY.

4. Do you use the opening in your underwear while peeing or just lower the waisteband?

I USE THE OPENING IN MY UNDERWEAR.

5. Do you undo your belt and button on pants while peeing, or just unzip?

JUST UNZIP.
6. Where have you peed other than in a bathroom?

ALLY WAYS, CLUMPS OF TREES, ROAD SIDE IN THE DESERT, MANHY OTHER PLACES BECAUSE OF MY SMALL AND WEAK BLADDER.
7. Are you pee shy/ don't care/ turned on by others hearing you pee?

I AM SOMEWHAT PEE SHY, BUT WHEN I HAVE TO GO I HAVE TO GO.
8. Have you ever let a girl hold your penis while you pee? If not, would you?

NOT YET, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TRY THAT SOME TIME.

9. When you pee, do you just take out your penis, or do you bring out your testicles too?

I USUALY JUST TAKE OUT MY PENIS.

10. Do you wet the bed?

FROM WHEN I WAS ABOUT 5 ALL THE WAY THROUGH MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL I WET THE BED, WORE DIAPERS AT NIGHT AND IN JUNIOR HIGH, WORE DIAPERS DURING THE DAY TIME.

11. What do you think of girls interested in watching guys pee or poop?

I ACTUALY DID HAVE A GIRL WATCH ME PEE ONCE. I AM NOT GOING TO POST THAT STORY BECAUSE IT IS VERY FETISH RELATED. I DID NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL LETTING IT OUT. I WAS JUST ABOUT BURSTING AT THE TIME. I NEVER POOPED IN FRONT OF A GIRL, AND PROBABLY WOULD BE TOO EMBARRASSED BY THE STINK.

Tod & Diana's survey.

1. If you could see any celeb on the toilet who would it be? We would love to see Sarah Michelle Gellar on the toilet.

PAMELA ANDERSON, LUCY LAWLESS, CAROL OCONNOR AND RAQUEL WELCH.

2.Do you take dumps in porta-potties?

ONLY IN THE CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.

3.Do you feel comfortable taking a dump in someone elses house?

NOT REALY BUT IF I HAVE TO DO SO I WILL.

4.Do you read while taking a dump?

SOME TIMES.
5.Ladies do you fart while pooping? N/A

6.Ladies have you ever pooped, so when it's coming out it has touched
your vagina? N/A

7.Now people are real hesitant about pooping infront of the opposite sex, Ladies and Guys, does this apply to you?

POOPING DEFINATELY, BUT PEEING IS NOT AS BIG A PROBLEM. IF MY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO BURST I WILL PEE INFRONT OF MY GF. WE PEE INFRONT OF EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME, BUT NEVER POOP.


Windows 98 - changed from Windows XP
1. If you are peeing in a public restoom, do you prefer using the toilet or urinal and why? I use the toilet for more privacy

2. How often (if ever) do you have a peeing acident/wet yuorself on purpose? Once when i was in first grade....teacher wouldn't let me go so i let loose yellow Niagra Falls....i couldn't help it =(

3. How often (if ever) do you have pooping accidents/poop pants on purpose? Never i don't think - maybe when i was real little but i can't remember that far back

4. Do you use the opening in your underwear while peeing or just lower the waisteband? I lower my waistband....it just feels better and i feel i have more control

5. Do you undo your belt and button on pants while peeing, or just unzip? I undo my belt and button

6. Where have you peed other than in a bathroom? - I peed in the yard at night....just to see what it was like....its ok

7. Are you pee shy/ don't care/ turned on by others hearing you pee? I've never heard a girl pee before but i am Not turned on by hearing other guys peeing in the bathroom/men's room

8. Have you ever let a girl hold your penis while you pee? If not, would you? No i haven't had that pleasure yet.....that's one of the things i DREAM of having done to me =))

9. When you pee, do you just take out your penis, or do you bring out your testicles too? I bring out my testicles too

10. Do you wet the bed? I haven't done that since i was a little kid

11. What do you think of girls interested in watching guys pee or poop? It sounds pretty cool =)) I hope i get that chance some day. I thought i had found the right girl but she got so disgusted with me just because i like seeing pics of toilets, or seeing them flushing as mpg movies.

If anyone would like to refer me to some links that has this please reply to this post. Thanks - you guys don't think i am weird or disgusting for liking toilets do you?
=))


Jeff
Scarlet,
Your survey answers:

1. If you are peeing in a public restoom, do you prefer using the toilet or urinal and why?
Urinal if there's no one else there, toilet if there is

2. How often (if ever) do you have a peeing acident/wet yuorself on purpose?
Quite often on purpose, rarely by accident

3. How often (if ever) do you have pooping accidents/poop pants on purpose?
Never

4. Do you use the opening in your underwear while peeing or just lower the waisteband?
Opening

5. Do you undo your belt and button on pants while peeing, or just unzip?
Unzip

6. Where have you peed other than in a bathroom?
Not in my pants? maybe in the woods a few times

7. Are you pee shy/ don't care/ turned on by others hearing you pee?
Don't care, maybe pee shy

8. Have you ever let a girl hold your penis while you pee? If not, would you?
Never have, I might

9. When you pee, do you just take out your penis, or do you bring out your testicles too?
Just penis

10. Do you wet the bed?
Nope

11. What do you think of girls interested in watching guys pee or poop?
I would love it if a girl were interested in watching me pee in my pants

Jeff


Billy & Kevin
A poop: We and our brothers always fold the paper. We take a few sheets, wipe, fold the paper so that the poo is in the inside, and wipe. We usually fold 3 or 4 times. Mom likes us to do this, because it saves paper. Plus we don't have to change the roll as often.

Last weekend, when we were at our grandmas, grandma and grandpa were really shy about the bathroom. They would barely talk about it. Our cousin will (he's 10) was a little shy about pooping and mary (6) would just drop her loads and pee in front us. The two of us were almost always outside when it came time for our morning and afternoon poops. We just pooped in the woods. Mary usually went right after breakfast. Will was outside and went inside the first two days. Then we went on a hike to the top of a mountain. About 1/2 way there, he said how do you poop in the woods? I said I have to go too. Want me to show you when the time comes? He said ok. So abuot 15 minutes later, grandpa said he needed to leave the trail for a couple of minutes. I said to will, I better go now too. He said he still wasn't ready. Grandpa went about 20 feet into the woods and peed. I dropped my pants and dropped a load. I asked will if he ever pooped in the woods. he said only once in his pants w! hen he was like 5. I said all you do is push your pants below your knees and squat. Just be careful to aim your weiner so that you dont pee on something. I was wiping in grandpa came back.

About 1/2 hour later we got to a cabin. Grandma nad mary were there already (they drove). We brought a ball and were playing monkey in the middle. Will said he had to go poop. Grandpa said there was an outhouse. Will said no thanks, I hate those things. Kev said he had to go too. Mary stayed with grandpa while we went behind the house itno the woods. There was a fresh poop log and some toilet paper. We went to the log and dropped otu pants and pooped. We were facing the house when grandma looked out the window. While we were pooping, we waved. I think she knew we saw her log and toilet paper. We ate lunch. After lunch, mary, grandma, will, and us walked back to the house while grandpa drove. About 1/2 way down, grandma said it is time for a pit stop. She went into the woods about 100 ft behind some bushes. She was there only about 30 seconds. I said I need a poop. I dropped my pants about 5 ft from the trail and dropped another load, this time two logs. Mary and Kev bot! h joined me. We were just finishing up when grandma came over. She just smiled. When we were done, we used some wipes for our hands. We rested for a few minutes and went back home.

That night, Mary had to take a bath. Grandma went in with mary and said that we could come in a few minutes if we need to. We were playign monopoly in the bedroom accross from the bathroom. We heard all kinds of farting and pooping sounds. When she was done, she opened the door. She said you can come in when you are ready to brush your teeth or use the facilities. We could smell her poops. we said, you might want to put ont he fan. She was really embarressed. About 10 minutes later, kev said he had to go to the bathroom. Will and me both needed to go to. There were huge streak marks in the toilet. Kev and me peed, then will sat down. He said stay here, I don't trust you the board. Grandma was helpign mary with her teeth. Will dropped two floaters. When he flushed, the toilet backed up. Will said, you better get a plunger. Grandma said what did you do? He said, nothing. That's my poop floating. You backed it up. She was really embarrassed. We just went back to the game an! d grandpa fixed the toilet.

That's all for now. We'll tell you about the rest of the weekend later.

We have to go to rec soccer now. Type to you later.


Jane (& Gary)
Jeff A: Hi there! I'm so glad to hear from you again! I was beginning to get worried. I'm flattered by your compliments, and I'm sure you would have gotten a kick out of the last restroom trip I mentioned, especially at the end. Anyway, let me answer your survey:

1. What is it that you like best about someone pooping, or the idea of? The process of one relieving himself/herself and the satisfaction one derives afterwards. Particularly, the sound of the toilet flushing while seated indicates an unusually large or smelly dump, which is why I like to flush the toilet while seated.

2. What is it that you like best about someone peeing, or the idea of? Similar pleasure of relieving oneself, though for me, this is not quite the big deal that pooping is.

3. Are you for, or against unisex restrooms? Generally, I'm against unisex restrooms, mainly because there are too many unscrupulous folks around, though I would not mind pooping in front of any of the regular folks here. If there were bathrooms within workplaces that were generally inaccessible to the public, I might not mind having them being unisex.

Now, for Todd & Diana's survey:

1. If you could see any celeb on the toilet who would it be? For me, any athletes, both male and female, would be worthwhile to see on the toilet.
2.Do you take dumps in porta-potties? Only if necessary.
3.Do you feel comfortable taking a dump in someone elses house? I'm embarrassed if I leave behind a poop smell with no means like an airspray to cover it up.
4.Do you read while taking a dump? Yes at home, but not at work or in a public restroom.
5.Ladies do you fart while pooping? Usually, though not always.
6.Ladies have you ever pooped, so when it's coming out it has touched your vagina? If I push out a very nasty wave of soft poop that leaves a big mess on my behind.
7.Now people are real hesitant about pooping infront of the opposite sex, Ladies and Guys, does this apply to you? I would be hesitant to poop in front those of the opposite sex whom I don't know.


Robert
I once attended a bording school while middle school where we were only allowed to go to the bathroom 4 times a day. Once in the morning, once after lunch, after classes during PE and before going to bed. In addition we were not allowed to go to the bathroom during the night time. If anyone wet there pants which some did, they were taken to the administrator where they would receive swats with a paddle. There were a few times where some of us had our breaks taken away for punishment for misbehavior. I still remember our pleads to be allowed to go to the bathroom only to be told that if we didn't shut up we would loose our next bathroom break as well. Has anyone else ever had a simiular experience or heard of any?


Mike
Quite a while ago I read an article in a European newspaper about UK pubs installing women's facilities with more than one toilet in a stall. This way women could continue their conversation while going to the loo. Apparently in the UK quite a few women already went into one stall already so the next step was not too difficult. Can anybody here confirm this or is it part of the "urban legends"?

Some folks here said they never wiped after a dump. I don't understand how they do this but I noticed from observing a group of gipseys in the Nort of Greece (near Thessaloniki) that TP is hardly ever used in those circles either. They just squat in the grass, do their thing and pull up their pants. Makes you wonder . . .

Since a few months I have a new GF and she is quite uninhibited about her toilethabits. She is clean shaven which I find very exciting but according to her it also makes it unnecessary for her to wipe after a pee. She uses the same shake-shake-shake routine as we guys do and that's it. I happened upon her in the bathroom last night while she was taking a leak and courtiously handed her the TP. She laughed and then explained me the above, saying she had always been doing it this way since she was a little girl. I always thought ALL women had to wipe but apparently there are exceptions?

A contribution to the bidet discussion: I lived in Japan for a few years and they have these wonderful "Washlets" there. Basically it is a toilet with a bidet built-in. After a poo (or a pee or when you are having your period) a little nozzle comes out and sprays water. You can regulate the temperature and dry your butt with hot air afterwards. The seat is also heated which is very comfortable in winter. Toto, the largest producers of these devices in Japan unfortunately has no immediate plans to export to other parts of the world . . .


Thomas
I came across this site by accident (no pun intended) and am glad to see that there are others who aren't so uptight about their functions. This is my first time contributing, so after reading some of the posts and seeing what was discussed, I thought I could add something too of similar nature.

I play on a soccer team, and prior to a game one day, half a dozen of my teammates and I went to a breakfast buffet and all of us were eating basically the same thing: Eggs, French toast, waffles, bran muffins, ham and sausage (very greasy) and all kinds of sugary junk after that. We finished that and went on to the soccer complex for our game.

By the time we got there and especially after we started stretching and moving around, all of us felt our bowels rumbling and knew we were going to be the "running team" literally if we did not get to the potty immediately. I particularly did not want to experience another bout of diarrhea in my (white) shorts like I did last year while I was playing- more about that in another post. Well we made it (barely)to the restrooms and the facilities were similar to what your typical boot camp latrine was like: No doors, no dividers, just two toilets in the open and worse yet no toilet paper. While one of the guys moaned about how he didn't want to potty "in front of other dudes", one of my buddies and I decided to be the first to take the squat and in the meantime, one of our other teammates while he was waiting to go went out to search for anything with which we could wipe.

Needless to say, we all made some great "music" together and stunk the place up so bad that one of the players from the team against whom we would be playing walked in and said "I can smell you dudes outside the door". Just happens he had to potty also and I told him about the lack of toilet paper, so this dude took off his undershirt and said even though it was musty, we could use it as long as he could too when we finished, which was about 10 minutes for my friend and I, given all of the grease we ingested half an hour earlier.

I realize this all sounds so strange to everyday people, however we are all normal heterosexual men. But it was a strange "male bonding" seminar that Saturday, sitting on the doorless/dividerless toilets, joking about our sounds and smells, talking about soccer, how big the waves were at the beach this weekend and our girlfriends' many hangups. It was also cool to see how our opponent was our ally in that urgent moment and that we are all human and have the same issues. What a lesson some of these people with their hangups (of any type) could learn from something so common to all of us.

By the way, our teammate who did not want to go "in front of other dudes" went on the field to play and started to color his shorts brown- it looked like chocolate milk running down his legs. Oh well, I am glad that my other teammates and I left it in the latrine instead of wearing it for all to see!

Peace


Thursday, August 22, 2002


Q Public:

A bidet is sort of a sink that sprays out water like a fountain and it is used for washing one's backside after one has used the 'facilities'


Cousin
Jeff A.
Caged Heat was recently re-released on DVD, you can find it at just about any place that has DVD's.

Is it true that there's a scene in Blue Crush?




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