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Mike of MD
1. Do you enjoy pooping? Sometimes
2. What is your favorite position when pooping? sitting/leaning forward
3. Do you get stomach aches,before your BM? sometimes
4. How many times a day do you poop? 2 to 4
5. What is the longest poop you ever did? 7 inches or 5 minutes
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? no or somtimes
7. Do you make grunting noises? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? part 1 somtimes part 2 no
8. How often do you get constipated? maybe twice a year
9. What was the longest you was constipated? 2 hours
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop,and it finally come out,Do you yell in relief? no
11. Do you get stomac aches often when you do not have to BM?If so, are they severe and how long do they last? part 1 sometimes part 2 1/2 hour
12. Are you gassy when you poop? yes and sometimes not
13. Do you look forw, ard to taking a dump? yes
14. What are the signs you have to go (besides stomach ache)? sometimes gassy
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak or tired? no
16. Do you ever have to catch a breath after pooping? no or sometimes
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl,or do you get it done as fast as possible? part 1 yes part 2 no
18. When you are constipated or having a tough time getting it out,what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxitive?
pushing on my stomach
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much you ever started to cry? almost
20. How often do you have diahrea? maybe 3 or more times a year
21. When you onthe bowl taking a dump,what is the most comfortable position(i.e. lean back,head between your knees,streight up with hands on side of bowl etc.) lean back or hands between my legs
22. Do you ever push on you stomach to get the poop out? somtimes
23. Do you ever massage your stomach or stomach ache or to help your self poop? sometimes
24. How do you feel someone poop with you,like to keep you company? no very well
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop,diahrea etc? no
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, even when you have the stomach/flu bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? no
27. Do you stomache aches continued after you have pooped? sometimes
28. How often do you get off the bowl,and then realize as you walked away from the bathroom that you were not done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row(for the same dump)? part 1 yes part 2 sometimes


Chocolate Delights
I have just finished reading Rick’s post about his fascination of listening to woman going to the toilet. As I stated in my earlier posts, I also share this obsession. I am 49 and I have done this as long as I can remember.
To try and answer his question as to why we are like this, I read somewhere that it is due to over zealous toilet training at an early age. Somehow we associate bowel movements with our mother. Then later on in life presumably this obsession spreads to include other women. Perhaps someone can provide more information on this. I am not sure why it should be so exciting, but I know it drives me crazy.
Like Rick I am also selective. I find that listening to my wife does nothing for me, however the thought of other woman, particularly more mature ones, pushes me over the edge.
Like Rick, I keep this obsession a secret, since there is no way of telling how people would react. To my knowledge, only one person has ever become aware of this secret. That was over twenty-five years ago, when whilst at university, I lived in with a young family. One night my landlady, Josie, invited her sister in law round for a drink and the three of us were in the living room sharing a bottle of wine. After a few drinks we were discussing peoples fetishes and I mentioned that some people must be really strange. She then said “Oh I know somebody who likes to listen to women going to the toilet”. Obviously I was extremely embarrassed and she clearly realised this. She then went on to say “Oh its OK, I don’t mind people listening, just providing they don’t watch me”. Somehow I survived and we never mentioned the subject again.


Adrian
Trisha. Constipation can be unpleasant, particularly you've not been able to go, or do anything much, for several days. Fresh fruit and vegetables are the best things for maintaining and restoring 'regularity' where it has been lost. My guess is that by the time you read this the problem will have resolved itself naturally and you'll be feeling much better.

Annie, Sarah & Meghan. I liked your story about weeing with the travelmates. Keep them coming!

Tim, whilst I share to some extent your frustration about people not being allowed to share e-mail addresses or identifying personal information on this site, the rules preventing it exist for good reasons and they deserve to be respected. Most of those who post here regularly are, I'm sure, kind, decent honourable people with good standards and intentions. However, the forum is an open one and it's necessary that everyone is protected from those who might pass by but whose intentions are perhaps not so honourable. I hope this explains the situation somewhat - at least from one poster's point of view.

Best wishes to all,

Adrian


Louise
JEFF A - Hi guy! I have passed my latest test and I am now 4th kyu. Steve is very pleased and I am too. I was a bit nervy in the afternoon and I had some diarrhoea. I hope you are reading this Jeff because I will be disappointed if you don't. You like girls with diarrhoea so I am writing this little story for you. I will tell it like it is happening now. All right?
I am looking forward to doing the test but I have not really eaten a lot all day. I am just relaxing and waiting for when I will go, but sitting reading a paper I get a feeling I am going to have diarrhoea. Yeah, it feels a bit strong and I know I should go right away. I am going up stairs into the bathroom and I am taking my shoes off and then unbutton my jeans. Oh I am hurrying to get them down. I have got them off and I just threw them out of the room. I am hooking my thumbs down the side of my black thong and I am pulling it down really quick and kicking it off. You caught that well didn't you? Well I am hovering over the toilet. You can get down and look up at my bum from the side if you like but do not get too close because I do not know how much splashing it will make. Well there you are and I have turned a bit so you can see my bumhole better. All right I am pushing a bit now and I have a soft mushy lump coming out of my bum. Look at it stretching longer like tha! t as it is coming out. Do you like that Jeff? Well look at what is coming out now there is a little bit of solid stuff in it but it is a a lot of stinky brown liquid shit. Can you hear it plopping and splashing? I am splashing the inside of the bowl with lots of brown goo. It is trickling out of me. Oh I think I have another little turd wanting to come out so I am pushing a little bit. Oh yeah I have just fired a little lump into all the brown in the toilet. Oh there is a bit of a stink. Hey can you get me some paper, lots of it please? Thank you very much! Ugh oh that feels wet when I wiped my bum. Look at all that stinky stuff on the paper. Ugh! Well I have thrown that away. I can feel a wee coming I am still hovering so I let it go and SSSSSSSSS... I am doing a nice gusher now! Can you see? Do you like it? I am using my right hand to aim my stream and I am trying to wash all the brown off the inside of the toilet. LOL I am better at doing that than when the toilet flushes! because I can use some pressure. LOL I am really washing the bowl, Jeff! Can you see? giggle Oh that is it. I have stopped now. 3 more squares of paper please. Thank you and now I am wiping my pussy. That's it. More paper please, lots! Thank you. I am wiping my ass again and it is still shitty. I have had to wipe with a lot of paper there, look at it. I am flsuhing it all away and I bet I will have to flush again after. Well my bum does not feel very clean really. I think what I will do is just put a skirt on that I was going to wash and not put my knickers on until later so I do not ruin them with a shitty bum. It is just in case I do more diarrhoea you know. I will have a shower before I go to do my test and you can stay and watch that if you like.
Love Louise xx

INA - Hi girl! I am happy your mammogram turned out all right. That is some good news. You know I think I would like it over where you are if you see guys pissing all the time. I would not really mind them seeing me in return you know. It is 3 weeks now to the wedding so I hope we get some nice weather so I can share some more nice wees with my sister. Steve's best friend was very nice about finding me just after the last wee. LOL The next time we saw him he told me he did not recognise me any more with my clothes on.
Oh yeah I will share all the fun on here for you!
Love Louise xx

SARAH, MEGHAN AND ANNIE - Hi! I liked your story about the travelmates and the shorts. LOL I have not had a go with my travelmate for a few days so I will have to do it this weekend. Oh Meghan how can you say you could not find your female bits? LOL No I know it is a lot easier to wee with the travelmate when you do not have any pants on. I had trouble like that when I first got started but I have got better now.
And Robby is not old. He is just distinguished!
Love Louise xx

PV - Hi girl! I bet Steve is a bit scared of going to see our next netball match! No, I think the other girls did like him being there when they pissed at the urinal. It was just really outrageous. giggle I bet you would have liked to be there with us.
I told you in my last letter I would tell you about my last glamour shoot. Well it was outdoors when the weather was warm. I knew I should have had a wee before we set off but I knew I would not feel right until I had done it. So I had my make up checked and I just told my photographer that I was just going for a wee. I do not think she minded it too much and all I did was go near a tree. I did not want to go behind it because I thought I would get my feet dirty and I did not want to put my shoes on. All I had on was my knickers and I pulled them down and then squatted. I was not really a long way away from the crew but I was sort of side on to them. I bet they could see my wee stream gushing out of me but not my pussy as I was doing it. giggle I was given a towel to wipe with. I hope my photographer did not think I was hard work. giggle

Love,

Louise.


Robby, Annie, Sarah S and Meghan
Hi Fellow Toidyteers!
We are off to the lake where we have a cabin to spend the Memorial Day holidays. Britain has a bank holiday on Monday I think.
Welcome ALL new posters. Stay with us! Lots of Lovexxx, hugs and a great holiday to KENDAL, LAWNDOGS KID, ELLEN, ELEANOR, STEVE, LOUISE, DAMSEL, PV, INA, RIZZO, TIM AND SARAH, TODD AND DIANA, LINDAGS, DAVID, JANE AND GARY, CARMALITA AND FAMILY, EPHERMAL, SAMANTHA, JEFF A, DIVA, KIMMIE AND SCOTT and of course ELLIE AND LITTLE LOU. Also the rest of you folks, too! Here is the story!
***We were at the lake some years ago. Sari and Meg love to water ski. We took the boat out and we pulled them and Sue around the lake for awhile. We took a break and went into a small inlet. I was fixing the sandwiches when Meg whispered something to her mum. Sue pointed to the water. With a red face Meg looked around, pulled off her swim bottoms and squatted over the edge of the boat. I saw Sari was squirming a bit. She pulled hers off and squatted. They started weeing a stream over the side. Their mum told them where to aim. Finally "mum" said; Oh really"!!! She pulled off hers and squatted beside them. It was a triple hitter. My eyes were'nt on them. Mine were focused on a boat about 50 yard away. I kept my head down. Four girls were hanging their bums off the side. One of them was pooping. I think that their guys were watching my girls and vice versa. When Sue got finished she smirked and said;"Well, I guess you loved the other show, didn't you." I had to admit I di! d. Have a wonderful holiday and remember those who have passed on especially the posters on this forum.

CHEERS!
ROBBY, ANNIE, SARAH S, and MEGHAN


Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Everyone,

Just had a really good shit on my toilet, doing medium size firm turds needing some effort and feeling great after.
Yesterday I had a good long shit in the public toilet. All the turds were floating briefly as they dropped in the pan, so they were quiet and it took me ages to get my arse clean after. For several hours I felt a bit uncomfortable and itchy, but today as it was more constipated, I ended up feeling perfect!
Sometimes when I flush my toilet at home, the water level in the pan is lower, perhaps due to having shifted more turds and TP than usual, and it affects the water as it flushes away.
Today it was about 2 inches lower than normal, and so when I sat on for my shit I had an extra 2 inches height to drop through, and of course, the water itself was 2 inches shallower.
I must have had the best splashes I've had for a long time, up my arse, and my buttocks were wet all over, so TONY, when I get that raised seat facility you recommended, I should be enjoying more of the same!

TRISHA, Great news to hear you finally got rid of all that that was bunging you up, and to know you had support from a friend while you did it. I can imagine it taking 2 hours, some time ago I was having marathon constipation sessions on the toilet, and I can imagine you feeling worn out after yours. What a sense of relief it is though!
Great to know you can enjoy eating again without worrying about it not being able to get out after it's digested.
Do you know what caused it, and are you being careful to avoid it happening again? Has it happened before? Make sure you make a note of all the possible causes, and monitor your diet and liquid intake.

SAMANTHA, Yes, sometimes I too drop an enormous one that I hardly feel, and other times, small or medium turds take a lot of effort.
I don't think size has much bearing on the sensations of shitting; it all depends on the consistency. A very large and very hard turd will obviously hurt, but a very large and soft one can drop out almost unnoticed on occasions!

INA, Thanks for advice as to searching for images using a search engine. It can take hours to work through search engines and keep stopping to check out sites that look promising, and get side-tracked.
I've recently checked out some sites that are extremely scatalogical, and I can almost smell what I'm looking at and it's certainly not for me! I have sometimes found some very interesting images of people on toilets, but unfortunately, several really good images I found some time ago, before I understood how to download from the net!
I think the sites have been modified or closed now, but one good picture I saw was of a young guy sitting on a completely open air toilet in the Australian Outback. This was a site to do with travelling in Australia, not specifically toilet-related.

JACOB G. Good to hear from you again, and enjoyed reading about your latest experience of hearing a good grunting session. You certainly had a good view of the guy! Those reflective tiles seem to be purpose-built for good observation!

DONNIE M. I've not heard of sportsmen getting injuries like you described, but sometimes I hear of a footballer getting a groin strain or injury, so perhaps that's what has happened.
Yes, briefs must be a much better way of absorbing dribbles after a wee. (Also known as a leak, or a slash in Britain!) and the support for the dangly bits.
I've just had a look at mine, and both testicles are hanging at the same level! I have noticed when lying in the bath that they sometimes move of their own accord, so I suppose the way they hang will vary too.

A lot of people have responded to the quiz, so here are my answers;

1/ Yes, I enjoy having a shit when I'm well and have a good toilet to use.
2/ Favourite position is sitting upright, with elbows or wrists on my thighs. I lean slightly forward on the toilet, and like to have my legs quite close together.
3/Very rarely do I get stomach ache.
4/ I usually go once every day, sometimes twice.
5/ The longest turds I've ever done were about a foot in length.
6/I usually find it relaxing as I try to avoid shitting until I've got time to spare.
7/ I do grunt and sigh and breathe deeply quite often when I'm working on my turds.
8/ I'm often needing to put quite a bit of effort into it, but only rarely constipated in the sense of forced straining.
Very rarely has it been painful, or been unproductive.
9/ About 6 months ago, I was unable to go, and when I did, could only do very small amounts. This lasted about a week, but at least I was getting rid of SOME most days.
10/I've never yelled with relief after a difficult shit, but have wanted to share my satisfaction with others when it finally came out!
11/ I can't remember stomachache WITHOUT needing a shit.
12/ I usually fart a lot just before shitting.
13/ I look forward to going to the toilet almost every day!
It's usually a very satisfying and pleasurable activity, and I especially look forward to using a good toilet with other guys around.
14/ Two signs indicating I need to shit are either a full dull ache and pressure in the bowel, or a heavy slightly prickly hot sensation lower down, almost waiting to come out.
15/I can't remember lying down after or needing to.
16/Sometimes I try very hard so am holding my breath as I push down.
17/I take usually about 10 minutes, but can often regulate it so I can take longer if I want to be heard!
18/When it's really difficult to do, I keep tensing and relaxing my sphincter so it gradually gets stimulated enough to start moving.
If I kept up the pressure on a relunctant turd, it would be quite painful to force it out too quickly.
19/ It's never been too painful to make me cry, but I have had some very painful ones in the past! That's when I had 'roids.
20/ Diarrhoea is so rare for me I can't remember the last time!
21/ The most comfortable position for me is as per question 2, but I like to make sure I've got as much as my thigh/buttocks actually hanging through the toilet seat, otherwise I might feel pressure from the rim of the seat. Just a slight adjustment after sitting there for a minute, then I feel perfectly comfortable.
22/I never push on my stomach, but I did on a few occasions when I was very constipated, but it didn't seem to help.
23/I might have massaged briefly once.
24/ I wish I had the company of other guys every time I shit!
Especially if they're doing the same, and we can hear each other's efforts and results!
25/ I've never been talked through a difficult shit, so I don't know what it would be like for me. I'd love it if someone's really pleased for me each time I drop a big one, and he knows how relieved I feel!
26/ I've never massaged my stomach afterwards.
27/ I've never had stomache ache after either.
28/ On those occasions I've needed to return to the toilet, it's not been less than half an hour. That's not been because of diarrhoea, but because my shit has been coming out in small instalments.

I think that's enough for one day! Best wishes, everyone, P. Plop Guy


voyeur
im totally into toilet voyeur pics - i saw a jap voyeur clip the other day which had this completely normal and mightly woman shit out 65 ---unbelievable 65 logs. all of them decently sized. another one had 35

for the women on this forum - how many do ull usually do? 10-15 max when u do a heavy one??


Moira
Tim, although you didnt ask me by name I wonder if you would be interested in the answers from plump Scottish lassie who does big jobbies?

1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color, and length of your turds. SMELL, DEPENDS ON WHAT I WAS EATING, EGGS MAKE THE WORST PONG BUT OTHERWISE MY POOS ARE CHEESY, AT LEAST THAT'S HOW MY HUSBAND GEORGE DESCRIBES THEM. SHAPE EITHER BIG CARROT OR NAVAL SHELL SHAPES AND KNOBBLY OR IF EASY AND SMOOTH BIG CURVED SAUSAGES. THICKNESS 2.5 INCHES SOMETIMES IS I HAVE BEEN CONSTIPATED THE BLUNT START WILL BE 3 INCHES FAT THEN IT TAPERS DOWN, COLOUR USUALLY TOFFEE BROWN BUT DARKER IF I HAVE BEEN EATING STEAK OR DARK MEAT. LENGTH BETWEEN 12 TO 16 INCHES ON AVERAGE, IF CONSTIPATED A LOAD OF BIG FAT TENNIS BALLS AND GOOSE EGGS.

2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad does the bathroom smell after you poop? 6 TO 8 ON THAT SCALE ONCE AFTER EATING CURRIED EGGS IT WAS A 10 AND REALLY STUNK THE TOILET OUT, MADE WORSE AS IT WAS A BIG LONG FAT BEACHER WITH ABOUT 5 INCHES STICKING UP OUT OF THE WATER AND STINKING THE PLACE OUT!

3. Are your poops always thick or long? YES, BIG LONG FAT JOBBIES, OFTEN PANBUSTERS AS THEY STICK IN THE PAN WHEN I TRY TO FLUSH THEM

4. On average, about how many times you fart a day? IF IM NEEDING MOTION QUITE A LOT BEFORE I GO, OTHERWISE SAY 8 TIMES OR SO A DAY. AGAIN DEPENDS WHAT I HAVE BEEN EATING, BAKED BEANS MAKE ME PLAY MY TUBA!

5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc? YES, OFTEN WHEN I WAS A KID AND TEENAGER, NOT SO OFTEN AS AN ADULT THOUGH I HAVE DONE A BIG POO OUTSIDE WHEN CAMPING OR WALKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE ETC. I HAVE ALSO DONE A BIG MOTION IN THE SEA WHEN PADDLING. I WADED OUT TILL THE WATER WAS JUST BELOW MY BREASTS, SLIPPED DOWN THE BOTTOM (BRIEFS) PART OF MY COSTUME AND DID A BIG LONG FAT JOBBIE WHICH FLOATED UP TO THE SURFACE TO THE GREAT AMUSEMENT OF GEORGE. ANOTHER BATHER SAW IT AND COMMENTED, "ID SWIM AWAY FOLKS, THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A SEWAGE PIPE DISCHARGING NEAR HERE!"

The green stools babies pass are called Meconium and consist of dead cells and other detritus in the bowel left over when the foetus is developing. Doctors look for this being passed as a sign of normal development in the baby.The stolls normally change to a light brown after that. Adults too pass motions of colours other than brown, On my normal diet mine are usually toffee brown but get darker if I eat some foods. I have passed greenish though solid stools, big white putty coloured ones when I had Jaundice as a teenager(those stunk to high heavens!), and big black ones when I have taken Iron Tablets to combat anaemia, (I have heavy periods). These jobbies were also very smelly owing to the production of Iron Sulphide in my bowels as normal side effect in such cases.


Rick, I suppose you are right, it is the forbidden fruit to an extent. Many men get the chance to see other men defecate, at school, camp, some work situations such as building site work etc. My husband George has enjoyed listening to and seeing women doing a motion (BM) since he was a kid and so has our long term friend Tony. I have always enjoyed doing a motion anyway and was quite used to letting my young brother come in and watch when I did one. Apart from the normal attraction of the female especially if unclothed or partly so to the male, I think that females doing bigger turds than males all things being equal may have an bearing on this as well. Anyway, reading The Toilet for the last 5 years or so I estimate that the number of men who enjoy women defecating must be enormous!


Smith
To Trisha,

You're friend actually stayed with you while you pooped?

Did they see the results of your bowel movement?

How did you get so constipated?

Are you short, tall, skinny, plump? How old are you?

If you pooped into a small bucket, would the bucket be really heavy?

Was the toilet water filled completely with your turds?

Do you eat a lot of ?????? A lot of meat? A mixed diet?

After you expelled all of the hard logs, did the bathroom really smell afterwards?

Was the poops a dark brown or light in color?

Was this the first time you was constipated for more than 5 days?

Before you pooped out the 9 days worth of poop, could you feel the hard turds in your butt? Did your stomach have a bulge because of the food inside ya?

was it hard to pass gas within these 9 days? Did you pass gas more?

Was you embarrassed when you were pushing out the huge turds?

How long and thick were they?

Thanks Trisha

(you don't have to answer all the questions. But I would appreciate it if you do)

P.S. Do you have a webcam or a digital camera Trisha?


Saturday, May 25, 2002


Curious
Does anyone hold their butt cheeks apart with their hands when they poop? I've occasionally seen people doing that, and I just wonder why. Is it supposed to help the poop to come out easier, or is it supposed to make it less messy?


TheFreshmaker
Cheri & Nealy - Awesome posts!!! Keep up the good writing. I LOVE diarrhea stories. Especially ones involving accidents. I'd love to hear more out of the both of you. Cheri, see if you can get your sister to post some of hers like you said. I'd love to hear them.

I've posted b4, but I can never decide on a name. I think I'll stick with this one, though.

This isn't too interesting of a story, but I'm sure that there's a few people who can at least relate.

First off, I'm 17 (just this april, so it still takes me a minute to remember that I'm not 16!) I'm male and about 5' 8". 175 lbs, well hidden. Medium build. I work out, but just to keep the fat off, I'm not well cut or anything. I'm latin with a healthy (but still light) tan, and I've been told that I'm cute by a few girls. I have a strong face (whatever that means)with dark, almost black eyes and black, curly hair and a goatee. I used to joke that I must be the only 15 year old that got a 5 o'clock shadow AT 5 o'clock. I look much older and have been mistaken for up to 25! Mostly because of the way I talk. I try to conduct myself in a manner where people won't feel put down by my intellect, but nor will they look down on me like a kid.

Anyway, this happened yesterday.
I was watching TV in my mom's room and smoking a newport (I've just about quit. I'm down to about 2 cigarettes per day), and something happened that happens quite frequently when i smoke. I got the urge to poop. For some reason, every time i inhale, I feel like I have to poop worse. This usually happens only for my first cigarette for the day. I think it has something to do with the fact that when you smoke, you cut off oxygen to your muscles to some extent, and for me, I guess my sphincter muscles give out first. I put out the cigarette and walked over to the bathroom. Just as I opened the door, I was siezed with a cramp. Unlike what usually happens with a cramp, this cramp caused the turd (which a second ago felt ugrent enough to come out into my drawers) to recede back into my colon. I still had to poop, but it wasn't so pressing any more.
Well, better safe than sorry i said, and slid my shorts and boxer-briefs down to my ankles. (I left the door open, as my mom had left for work a couple of minutes ago and I didn't have to leave for school for about another hour) I sat and pushed gently. Almost immediately, a long, fairly solid turd slid into the toilet and plopped into the water. "Ahhh..." I said, letting a goofy smile come over my face. I pushed again and a series of little soft pieces slid out. About 5 in all, each about 2 inches long. I noticed i had started to sweat a little bit because despite the fact that it was 70+ degrees out, the furnace in my apartment building was giving heat. Ugh. I hate sweating. So i decided to get up and open my bathroom window. As i got up and walked to the window (holding my buttcheeks open with one hand, just in case) I must have disloged a poop tail that had been there all along. I opened the window and walked back to the toilet and sat down to finish my poop. It came! out with little struggling, thanx to the many tips i picked up at THIS forum ;-D (leaning foward, rocking a bit, ect.). It was about ten more small, soft pieces and one more 5 inch log. It didn't stink that much. I flushed and wiped about 4 times and left for school. When i got home, my mother still hadn't come from work, so i made myself comfortable. I then went for a piss. Thats when i finally saw it. My poop tail. I didn't have a clue, but all day, a piece of poop belonging to me had been laying there on my bathroom floor. I thought of what might have happened if my mother had come home before i did. She would have probably blamed it on the dog, but we all know that dog poop and human poop smell VERY different. She would have scolded my little brother and he would have denied it. So she would have known it was me! Ugh! How embarassing. I blush just thinking about it. How would i have explained a piece of my poop on the floor?!? Well I picked it up, flushed it and made s! ure no stain remained on the blue tile floor. From now on, if I have to get up in mid-poop, I will "inspect for tails" first.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else got that weird laxitive effect from cigarettes? If so, which brand is the worse? Which brand is the mildest?

I have a couple more poop stories, and they are more interesting than this one. I just decided to tell this one because it was my most recent and i needed a story to accompany my comments to Nealy and Cheri (keep up the good work!). I also have a few pee stories. I mean, who goes to high school and doesn't have a bunch of bathroom stories? If not you, then, ask your friends!
I don't have many accident stories, though... I have good self control. But there have been a few times that i had accidents on purpose when i was younger. Just because it felt good and i was tired of holding. And i have a few desperation stories. So, take your pick and let me know which ones you want to hear the most!

Oh! Does anybody know what page Lupe's diarrhea story is on in the archives? I've been looking to read it again. I recommend it to anybody who likes diarreah stories.

Luv ya all!
Goodnight!


Atlanta Lady
I am what many call “petite”. I’m 5ft 2 in tall. Short, cropped hair. I am half Puerto Rican/half black. Guys say my body is shaped like a “guitar”. I look like a young lady who wouldn’t make big, nasty stinks in the bathroom. Reality check, PRETTY GIRLS DO TAKE DUMPS. I know a lot of females in college who make big stinks on the toilet. I know guys that like to watch females go to the bathroom; they’re very quiet about this fixation. The females who do it for them don’t want anyone to know about it.

I don’t ever recall being on the road and pooping or peeing myself.

HERE ARE MY ANSWERS FOR TIM:

1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color, and length of your turds.
A. My stools are almost always long and firm. The color ranges from orange to dark brown. The shapes and sizes vary depending on what I eat. They are mostly sausage-like and very smelly.

2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad does the bathroom smell after you poop?
A. I would have to say 8. I tend to hold it a lot.

3. Are your poops always thick or long?
A. Most of the time, yes. Down here in Georgia we have what’s called SOUL FOOD. I don’t care what race or color you are, SOUL FOOD will give you nice, firm floaters.

4. On average, about how many times you fart a day?
A. I don’t count my farts.

5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc?
A. Nothing comes to mind right now, but if I remember I’ll post it.

TO PUNK ROCK GIRL: We need more ladies on this message board posting honestly and sincerely about our bathroom habits. You are awesome.

I have a funny story about an aunt of mine. We were at family barbecue one summer. She was wearing some kind of African dress. She was sitting in the tent talking with my mother and farted loudly; we all laughed with her, but whatever was inside of her ass wasn’t an element of comedy. Later my aunt was talking with my little cousins. My mom and me watched her kneel down to hug one of the kids. A brown morsel dropped out of her African dress and rolled next to her sandal sole. I know my mom saw it too, but she just looked away. Then we were in the kitchen talking; my aunt said she had to fix her hair. She left the kitchen and was gone for 20 minutes. My uncle came inside looking for her. I went upstairs and knocked on the bathroom door. My aunt told me to come in. She was on the toilet with her dress gathered at her waist. I tried not to look; she had stretch marks on her ass. She told me that she was “powerful constipated”. I heard her poop pebbles ploppi! ng in the water every time she gave an effort. Told my mother that her sister “needed to see her”. My mom got a chair from the kitchen and we went back upstairs to the bathroom. My mom told my aunt to lean forward on the chair and bear down. It was so funny to see her like that. My aunt dropped a huge cluster of chocolate-smothered almonds in the bowl. My mom’s chair-method worked. But I hope I never have to use it.

Rachel


Trisha
Hey all... I used an enema, for the first time ever. I drank prune juice(eww) And it WORKED!! I hoped it would come out as diahhrea, but it didn't. It was hard and really big, and there was a LOT of it!! And it took a lot of pushing to get it out. It took me almost 2 hours and IT HURT SOOO MUCH! I still don't feel well, but I expected that. I also tried some of the answers to the question thing that people answered. Of course I laid down for a while when I was done, and I pushed on my stomach a lot, and my friend (she stayed w/ me thru the whole thing) rubbed my stomach a little too. Anyway, I still feel a little sick, this whole thing took a lot out of me, so I'm gonna go watch TV w/ my friends... THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!


big c
Amber i would love to hear about a day of your very gassy behind. O r any female for that matter. I love when girls fart


Amber
Here are my answers to Tim's questions

1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color, and length of your turds. my dumps usually smell like rotten eges mixed with a cabage smell. my logs are really thick about 3in wide but not really that long id say about 6-9in long. the colors in the middle of a light and dark brown.

2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad does the bathroom smell after you poop? id say an 8

3. Are your poops always thick or long? yeah most of the time theyre pretty thick but not so much long


4. On average, about how many times you fart a day? a lot,im very gassy

5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc? yeah just a month ago i was drving home from a friends house outta town and it was about 2am and i had to poop so bad and there was 20minutes till the next rest stop so i pulled over and started walking into the woods..not too far cause i was scared so im sure people saw me. I pulled down my pants squatted and started to pee then i had to poop so bad that before i was even done peeing a log starting coming out. Then I pushed out 2 more good sized logs and left. I didnt get to wipe cause I had nothing to wipe so I got some skid marks.


hi. i was reading past posts, and i came across a post talking about a guy strapped into a chair for drunk ppl, and he crapped himself and stuff. i was wondering if you guys think it is wrong to detain ppl in mental hospitals and foreign prisons and places, and not let them go to the bathroom. like some places out of the country are real unsanitary, and if someone was chained up or something, they would be sick and not even be able to clean themselves. on one hand,i feel that they did it to themselves and are being punished, but on another hand, it seems that its just right to let them out every once in awhile. do you think ppl's captors know they have to go and enjoy it, or do you think they just dont think about it and forget? do you think it's right or wrong?




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