Nnonymous
Hi there specially to Billy the kid, Bryian, Shawn and Historian. I'm new and I want to hear some of your stuff before I tell stuff. By the way, where could you find those doorless stalls?
Please people,post an some accident that happend to celebrity's that weren't posted.
PleaseShawn
Eric B--Great post! I have had those really hard ones where you constantly have to sit but when you go to the toilet it hurts to the point where you stand back up to relieve some of the pain. Actually I have these often. Have you ever noticed, though, that when you are done you have the biggest farts...the ones that rip with a deep base?
DJ--I like your posts as well. I never crapped at high school because I was shy. Now at college I have crapped a couple of times but only urgent ones. Actually my first semester at college I had to go so bad and my dorm was on the other side of campus. I ended up pooping my pants accidently because I held it so long. Thank God my roomate was not home when I got there! I usually let a couple of farts when my poop comes out so I don't like to go around other guys...but I'm getting better. I do it much more often and I figure if I poop my pants now at 22 yrs old I have a big problem.
oh...and skidmarks are inevitable for me...I think it happens when I fart. I push hard and I think some poop might poke out a little when I do.
Poster
Ben, what kind of container do you use to pee?
Musician, I've had that too. It helps me to eat breakfast later on in the morning. I never found what caused it.
Jennifer, do any other foods give you soft doo doo?
John(VT)
Hi, everyone! Just a quick post tonight...
What does everyone think of the explicit bowl on the masthead?
I was rather surprised, but I DO like her facial expression...
She's proud of her work!
Carmalita: Thanks for your continuing attention! FYI: I DO sit
with legs spread wide apart; natural for me since I'm rather bow-
legged, and will take off at least one shoe and pantleg even if in
a hurry to be able to spread out enough! Good guess on the muscular
legs; my wife considers them my outstanding physical feature! As to
looks, I can give you two celebrity comparisons that have been made about me: John McEnroe as a younger man (are you old enough to remember him?), William Shatner more recently (although I'm 10-15
years younger than him, I think). Hope this helps the visualisation!
Jennifer: EXCELLENT opening episode! MORE, please!
Carol(Housewife): SUPER Easter dump story! Thanks! I always like your posts,too!Cory
On my way home yesterday I needed to shit real bad. I dont shit at work because I am still shy about shitting in public. It seemed like everything that could hold me up, did. I was stuck in traffic smelling my pre poop farts, and really hurting to shit. Do any other people hold it in, due to being shy? ........and if you do, are you turned on thinking of others in the same situation??
CoryNick
I am a 14 male from N Irelandm Ive only walked in on one female while she was on the toilet and that was my mum. It was so weird I walked in and there was a horrible (yes IT WAS HORRIBLE) smell and she was making a grunting noise,and she was so embarassed. I walked out quickly. Of coarse I did see her go when i was younger when i was about 6 she always took me with her when she went say in a public loo, I always remember her stinking the place out, but Ive never actaully saw her poop except for the odd but around the bowl.
Nick anyone else know of their mom pooping?Ben
This happened a long time ago. My family and I were at the beach. We were swimming when I felt a good shit coming on. I walked up to the beach bathrooms. They were in this concrete room with no roof. So I went in and there were no doors. But the thing that go me the most is that they made out of concrete just like the room. So I sat down and it hurt a bit. Then my butt exploded with a massive dearreha attack. I stunk bad and I couldn't flush because it was just like an outhouse or a port-a-pottie. So I wiped and checked out the female bathrooms and they were worse. They had piss and crap all over the floor in one stall. Would these kind of bathrooms bother anybody else. Please post.
kim and scott
TO DAZZ-I did have a log in my jeans as a kid by accident. maybe one day i will have a log in my spandex pants on purpose and watch em stretch totally out of shape by one of my monster logs!
TO RIZZO-thanks for the nice compliments about me. i appreciate it. you are very sweet!
TO PV-hello! i loved your beach story. and yes my anus does stretch real wide to crash logs out. they would have to with my monster logs!haha!
TO HISTORIAN-thanks for the nice insights about things. especially when you say society pretends that ladies dont poop even though we all know they do. you are right. i should show em my monster logs to show em that ladies do indeed poop!
TO NIKKI-your a teen model thats nice. lets hear more about yourself.
RJOGGER-hello. thanks for liking my posts.I think it was you who like the sports cars along with melissa from new york.? well i have a shiny red mustang with a brown ragtop and boy does it roar down the road.plus just curious why three corvettes?. they must be different colors and years right? and they must be your favorite car?i am just asking thats all!plus do you have any other sporty cars. i think that you are cool!
TO JOHN (VT)-hello. thanks for liking my posts. you are so sweet and kind! you really are. by the way i love your idea of me on the cover of the "shits illustrated magazine" with me posing -clothed or unclothed on the cover. of course i would also have full color shots of me inside- nude crashing out huge logs in different positions and places. one question john: when do you want me to pose for this mag? im interested!haha!
TO JEFF A>-hello jeff. thanks for your nice comments about me. you are such a charmer!NOW about my logs: my logs are usually 12 inches to my current 28 inches long. 4 inches thick monster. (melissa from ny does even bigger logs and more numerous!amazin huh?) I usually have a log every other day or every two days. and you asked me what i look like? well i resemble trish stratus from pro wrestling fame or cheryl ladd from the tv series charlies angels. i am that little blond dynamo type.(check their websites if ya dont know what they look like)well so long now and be well all! love, kim and scottBuzzy
Hello,all-Hope everyone had a good easter-Finally got a new computer-it's so much faster than the old one-Hey i love the last 2 pics on the forum here!You guys are finally starting to push the envelope!More pics like these!Very sexy pic of the black girl squatting over the bowl after she did her business in the bowl-great stuff!
TO JENNIFER-nice dump under the stands at the ballpark-boy you sound like you really poo a good load! those boys must have had some show!More stuff from you!
TO CARMELITA-I just love your mexican food dumps!They are the best!I poo like that too when i eat that stuff!Hey carmelita,i had a nice post-easter poo yesterday a.m.As soon as i got up.i felt a fullness in my gut cause i ate a lot on easter(who doesn't!)Then i had some OJ and then i had to so sit on the bowl with a very full rectum!When i got to the bowl i decided to squat over it like the black girl in the pic above-took off my clothes and squttted and as soon as i squatted i let out a long,tight fart and almost right away,a long smooth turd slid out pretty fast into the bowl and splashed up on my butt-I couldn't hold it back,i tried but it had to come out NOW!then i looked at the turd as it floated around the bowl-it was about 10 in long and very smooth-i knew i had to go more and i squatted lower to the bowl and got a cramp and farted again and did a bunch of soft to loose stuff that splashed into the bowl like plop,plop ,plop,plop,plop ending with a wet fart and then ! a lot of real loose shit flew out with a lot of farting with it-it this point,my legs were getting tired,so i sat on the bowl still with the seat up and my legs spread open as i felt another load filling up my rectum and i pushed a little and another long turd came out pretty fast with a lot of real loose stuff behind it and another berrage of farts-ohh it felt great!Then i finally felt done,but i sat there some more and pushed out some mucus and 1 wet fart as i wiped my anus,i push it out so it is clean-I can feel my pushed out anus as i wipe and get it as clean as possible-i had some splashback on my butt so i jumped into the shower to clean off-Boy it was some dump-a lot of pudding in the bowl with 2 long turds around the perimeter of the bowl-i really lie dumps like these-a nice post-easter dump for the ladies here-hey anyone else have a good post-easter poo-lets hear it!BYERandi
HI ALL:
Well I think women make the most sounds when they are doing a
poo from by years of being in the restrooms with other women.
I've even heard a few of come with "it hurts".
Now I like this masthead pic. I did a poo just like that in the
women's shower restroom om Monday. I was so proud of it that I
left it for the other girls to see. Keep the sories coming, I love
them all.
RandiMovie Fan
For Austin and Trivia Expert:
I haven't responded to the question of what was the first female poop scene in the movies because I really don't know. I don't think the scene in the Graduate counts, because nothing in that scene indicates that she was pooping. Austin says that she wouldn't have asked Dustin Hofffman to get her purse if it was just a pee, but you have to remember the context of that movie was the older woman seducing the younger man. I think she was trying to shock him by using the toilet in front of him, and her asking him to get the purse doesn't give any implication of pooping. I think it was just part of her routine of wanting him to wait on her. Patch of Blue is certainly the earliest movie I know of with a female poop reference, but it is obviously non-explicit, as the camera shows her going behind the tree and then rusing to the bathroom the next day. Nothing explicit is shown, though the shot of the pineapple juice containers and the abruptness with which she rushes to the bat! hroom clearly suggest a diarrhea attack. The Shooting is too subtle and subject to interpretation to count as a real poop scene. Interestingly enough, the original stories that were the basis of Patch of Blue and the Shooting both clearly indicate that those were poop scenes, but they were obviously toned down for the movies. I think Trivia Expert may have gotten it right with the suggestion about Caged Heat. That movie clearly shows a female prisoner in her cell sitting on the toilet and reading a book. You can also clearly hear pee sounds and if you listen closely, you can clear a plop-plop sound in with the pee that suggests she was shitting. If we are looking for an explicit, non-ambiguous scene where a woman is shown sitting on the toilet pooping, and there is no doubt about what she is doing, that may be the earliest such movie. Anyone got any better suggestion?
Adrian
Wow! I like the new picture. The lady in question looks like she's having - or just had - a good time.
Carol (housewife). I enjoyed your story about your Bank Holiday poo. As you hadn't done anything solid since Friday and you'd eaten all that turkey and trifle on Sunday it's hardly surprising that you needed to do so much though. My guess is that it felt good to get it all out. I've been pushing out some big jobbies lately. Maybe it's partly to do with the fact that Lent's over and chocolate now forms a regular part of my diet again. On a separate note, I hope you don't mind me asking but are you one of those ladies whose also got an incredibly strong bladder? I know some women can go for hours on end without needing to do #1.
PV
CARMALITA --
"... a cute redhead with glasses and big boobs." Well... Make that sunglasses and boobs that still have ambitions, and you've got me! Hee-hee! And I'm probably the sort to do the same as she did, under those circumstances, if it was there to come!
Oh, yeah, I'd have loved to have you there, adding your own librations no doubt. With the two of us we'd probably have been a lot more daring -- safety in numbers and all that. You know, squat in plain sight, or walk up to a rock quite deliberately and piss all over it. And I KNOW you'd have made a deposit at the bank in the gully while I only squatted and tried to! Smile... I'm so glad Renee enjoyed the story, and I look forward keenly to her letter!
Hugs for you both,
PV
RIZZO --
Hi man! Yes, another step away from AP -- and very much a relief it is! I would love to sail with you, park my butt over the side and drop a stream into the plankton on a moonless night! A naked cruise would be just the right setting. To deliver a strong arc over the side of a boat with dolphins watching would be about as close to a spiritual experience as might be!
Thank to everyone who enjoyed my adventures -- it means a lot!
Cheers,
PV
Tony
Hi, I dont usually post twice in one day but I see that the girl at the top of the page has been changed again, (why so frequently?). Again however I say WOW! as it looks as if she has just done a big easy curved floater, a soft but formed jobbie which is floating beneath her in the pan. No wonder she is smiling! Keep it up!
Carmalita, you would have loved the big jobbie I did today at a customers premises. I hadnt been for a couple of days and having eaten a lot over the easter break there was a big load up there.
I started my work and about 10 am I was about half way through and had breakfast in the work's canteen. About ten minutes later I felt the movement in my ???? and a big solid turd slide into my back passage. I could feel it was going to be a whopper so asking where the Gents toilet was I made my way there. For a work's toilet it was quite clean and I noticed that, in common with modern practice, there were no urinals only a row of some 10 cubicles. (I assume the Ladies were identical in design). I selected a cubicle , bolted the door and undid my belt dropping my jeans and revealing my black speedo briefs which I pulled down to my knees and sat on the pan. It was a large white toilet bowl with a long deep water filled sump. I tried to pee but, despite a bladder filled by the several cups of coffee I had consumed, the presence of the big hard jobbie in my rectum was pressuring my prostate gland and I had erection and couldnt pee. I farted then sat and let my ring slowly ex! pand, a practice my Mum had told me to adopt as she always did, when I was a kid, to avoid pain and the risk of a fissure. My sphicter expanded, Boy was this going to be a fat jobbie! I felt it start to emerge and with an OO! UH! NNN! urged it on its way. This was one big jobbie and looking between my legs I could see it pointing down into the pan, all knobbly and fat. The smell wafted up, the smell of a healthy solid motion. The turd slowly grew in length and just seemed to keep coming out, with my giving an NNN! UH! to help it along. Since I could see it owing to the pan having a pointed front like the bows of a ship I could see it and its start was already in the water as the last few inches slid out and it slid into the pan with a "FLIMP!" That was it. I felt my ring close after it and there was no more to do. The pressure released in my bladder and I now started to pee, carefully directing my penis into the pan to avoid pissing my panties and jeans. I wiped my bum, very little aftermath as it had all come out cleanly, dried my cock and pulled up my briefs then had a look at this lovely big jobbie I had just done. It was about 16 inches long and 2.5 inches thick, shaped like a big brown naval shell with about 4 inches sticking up out of the water. This one stood equal to some of my Mum's big whoppers of my childhood, with my friend Moira's and any my wife Theresa has done.I felt really good after doing it. I was about to pull up my jeans and go when I heard someone else come into the toilet. Now listening to men doing a motion is not such as great turn on to me as when it is a woman I hear, but I decided to stay and listen in. As I am a contractor I do not have to answer to a boss and charge only the time and materials I use so I decided to knock half an hour off my bill for the day to be fair to my customer. In the cubicle next to mine I heard the unknown man bolt the door, then unzip his trousers and pull these and his underpants down and sit on the pan. Unlike me he didnt have any difficulty doing a pee and I heard him tinkle long and loud. Finished he then gave an NNN! PLOP! UH! PLOONK! PLONK! NNN! KAPLONK!" It seemed to me that the bloke was constipated. I was reminded of using the Boy's Toilets at school and hearing the other lads doing their motions. I then heard him talk to himself, similar to the way my Mum sometimes did when she was doing a difficult motion. Unconcerned if anyone could hear him he said "Come out you big bas****, come out!" I had to stop myself from offering him the advice to ease off and let his rectal muscles relax. He did however do this for himself and I heard him get his breath back then, after a moment or two he again went UH! NNN! OH! AH! Yes! YES! YES! and I could hear the crackling and he was now at last doing the big one. NN! AH! AH! YES! KUR-SPOOL-LOOMP! KER-SPLOOSH! KERSPLOSH! KERPLUNK! KUPLONK!" AH! AH! AH! he had certainly done a big load and by the sound of it solid jobbies n! ot mushy stools which had broken up. I heard him again get his breath back and then wipe his bum, only once so that confirmed that his motion had been solid. He then pulled up his underpants and I guess he looked at his efforts as I heard him exclaim "Oh that's better, I really needed that!" He pulled up and zipped his trousers, pulled the flush and went out. I waited till he had washed his hands and went out. I pulled the flush on my large jobbie which stuck solid so I left it . On the way past his cubicle I looked in and although most of his turds had gone there were two that had stayed behind, a hard "billiard ball" floating in the pan and what I suppose was the biggest jobbie he had passed in that motion a fat lumpy log of about 8 inches long which was also bobbing up and down in the water. I washed my hands and as I opened the outer door into the corridor I saw this young bloke in a suit talking to another man. Now as the toilet was at the end of the corridor I guessed this was the same chap who had just dropped his load, and having seen his feet through the gap at the bottom of the divider I recognised them by the buckles on his shoes. Now I am a heavily built chap but this lad was a skinny fellow of about 9 stones or so who I know worked in the accounts department. He had certainly cleared his suspense account!
Simone
I had a real urge to poop whilst out shopping yesterday. I found the
nearest restroom, entered a stall, unzipped my tight black leather
dress, rested my black leather thigh length boots against the door, made sure that my black full length leather coat was not in the way,
and then began my poop.
After laying several logs in the pan, I reached for the paper - which was empty. Damn I thought, and began checking the floor for any paper. To my surprise I found a black leather skirt on the floor. I used the leather skirt to wipe my ass (what a lovely feeling) and then zipped up my dress, popped the skirt in the pan, and left.Buzzy
Hello,all-Hope everyone had a good easter-Finally got a new computer-it's so much faster than the old one-Hey i love the last 2 pics on the forum here!You guys are finally starting to push the envelope!More pics like these!Very sexy pic of the black girl squatting over the bowl after she did her business in the bowl-great stuff!
TO JENNIFER-nice dump under the stands at the ballpark-boy you sound like you really poo a good load! those boys must have had some show!More stuff from you!
TO CARMELITA-I just love your mexican food dumps!They are the best!I poo like that too when i eat that stuff!Hey carmelita,i had a nice post-easter poo yesterday a.m.As soon as i got up.i felt a fullness in my gut cause i ate a lot on easter(who doesn't!)Then i had some OJ and then i had to so sit on the bowl with a very full rectum!When i got to the bowl i decided to squat over it like the black girl in the pic above-took off my clothes and squttted and as soon as i squatted i let out a long,tight fart and almost right away,a long smooth turd slid out pretty fast into the bowl and splashed up on my butt-I couldn't hold it back,i tried but it had to come out NOW!then i looked at the turd as it floated around the bowl-it was about 10 in long and very smooth-i knew i had to go more and i squatted lower to the bowl and got a cramp and farted again and did a bunch of soft to loose stuff that splashed into the bowl like plop,plop ,plop,plop,plop ending with a wet fart and then a lot of real loose shit flew out with a lot of farting with it-it this point,my legs were getting tired,so i sat on the bowl still with the seat up and my legs spread open as i felt another load filling up my rectum and i pushed a little and another long turd came out pretty fast with a lot of real loose stuff behind it and another berrage of farts-ohh it felt great!Then i finally felt done,but i sat there some more and pushed out some mucus and 1 wet fart as i wiped my anus,i push it out so it is clean-I can feel my pushed out anus as i wipe and get it as clean as possible-i had some splashback on my butt so i jumped into the shower to clean off-Boy it was some dump-a lot of pudding in the bowl with 2 long turds around the perimeter of the bowl-i really lie dumps like these-a nice post-easter dump for the ladies here-hey anyone else have a good post-easter poo-lets hear it!BYE
Tuesday, April 17, 2001
Carmalita
John VT: Ooooh, thanks for returning a kiss! I loved your poop story. There’s nothing like a man sitting spread legged while he pushes out big ones. Yours was awfully big, and I would have liked to have tended to you. I’m glad you liked my story. I love italian food but it dosen’t love me. I’m sitting here trying to imagine you John. I can see you, handsome and grunting, pushing hard with maybe some nice slacks on? Nice, sexy legs, and a gorgeous face. I’ll bet that’s what you look like.
PV: Your outdoor story at the beach sounded really, really hot! I wish I could’ve been there watching you spray out your sexy streams. One time, when I was about 17, me and two other girls were drinking lots of beer and got into a pee contest. We each filled a container, and the one who filled it most won. One of the girls, a cute redhead with glasses and big boobs filled hers almost to the top! Without a word she then crapped all over the floor beneath her butt. The other girls were grossed out, but I loved it. Renee loved your story, printed it out, and she promises to respond to you about it.
This morning’s poop was such a big one I couldn’t believe it! I was so full of burritos and beans from last night that I was amazed my toilet could hold it all. Wearing only my green panties and nothing else, I sat on the pot with a Marie Clair magazine. It didn’t take long for some soft logs to come squeezing out of my ass which plopped with a nasty smell. Then came more. Big, fat, smelly logs that were so big I could feel my ???? shrinking as they came out. Once I felt a big fat turd squeeze out of my butt I read my magazine for a few minutes while I waited for more. I then heard Renee and Patsy come in, and the sound of heavy footsteps coming down the hall. I’d been pooping with the door open and Patsy came around the corner, a little bit shocked to see me naked on the toilet. She gulped and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, baby!” and backed out, stealing an extra peek on her way. I then pooped a little more that stunk up the house for a few minutes while Renee was opening win! dows. I had a nice time wiping my ass thinking about Patsy’s little intrusion. It was fun!
A great big kiss ot you too Rizzo! Love you!
So long for now,
Love,
Carmalita
Hello, my name is Jennifer. I am an attractive 16 year old blonde, I have a, well, large butt similar to Jennifer Lopez's, I'm about 5'6" and I live in Montana. Yesterday, I had an excellent poop experience. I had eaten a burrito for lunch and had to do a MAJOR dump. My younger brother was with me when he double dared me to go dump outside in front of him and his friends at the baseball park under the stands. I was like, "Are you kidding???" and he said no. I decided to agree. I crawled under the stands, undid my shorts, and begin to dump in front of a bunch of 11-year-olds. I started off with a quick pee. "Ahhh," I said. Then, a long fart. The boys laughed. Then, I felt it come. A smooth, light brown log began to ooze out of my butt. It dropped as a fart came out. I groaned and the kids laughed. BRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!!!! Another long, stinky fart came out, resulting in more laughter. Another log oozed out, about five inches long, followed by runny stuf f. Some silent gas seeped out of my butt. I glanced back at my logs and it looked like a pretzel. Another rush of mushy crap spilled out of my butt. By now, the kids were laughing so hard, I wanted to stop so they wouldn't die laughing. But, I had a long ways to go. Now, a rock-hard one came out. I grunted, groaned, and it just wouldn't come out. One of the kids said, "Hey, want me to pull it out for you???" I said, "NO!!!" I pushed hard, and scraped the poop along the ground, Didn't help much. Finally, I was able to squeeze Godzilla's turd out. I began to fart. Really bad, it smelt like a skunk died. I farted one that sounded like "BRRRPPP" and a couple of pellets fell out of my butt. Another long one slid right out of my butt. A quick bullet fart came, followed by a series of small logs. I now had a small mound of crap below my butt, and a long, skinny turd hanging out of my butt when I felt the mound touch my butt.. The stands' supports were solid with s! ome space between each section, and it was close quarters in those spaces, so I had to move or get my butt covered in poop. So, with a long turd hanging out of my butt, I left my shorts and panties under the stands and carefully walked to the next little space on the other side of the support. It was weird walking about with a foot-long turd hanging out of my butt. I slid into the next space and let the rest of the long john out there. A long booming fart exploded out of my butt. "I didn't know your nice ass could let one of those out," cracked one of my brothers' friends. I gasped and stared at him. "You little stinker!!!" I shouted at him. He just laughed. Back to business. I farted a few more times, and once again, it really began to stink. A large but greasy-smooth turd flew out of my butt at warp-speed, followed by several six-inchers. Finally, I felt like I was done. I was still filled with farts, and as I walked to get my shorts, I let out another rocket ! fart. "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!" That fart was an award-winner; it was loud and Lord did it REEK!!! Not to mention I bent over to let this one go, and I sprayed the bleacher support with diarrhea. I let some more quick farts go, and as I bent over to get my shorts, I felt the need to let out another turd. It was a slimy five-incher, followed by a barrage of rancid gas. I put my shorts on, when it dawned on me that I had a really slimy butt and no TP. So, I put my shorts on and went home (while bending my knees slightly to let some farts out, those stank pretty badly, my brother and his friends had their noses under their shirts) to wipe my butt. Unfortunately, I had a good skidmark on my panties. But, I tortured by brother by farting those raunchy one right in his face. What an experience.
Austin
PV Sounds like quite a day at the beach! - and thanks for the Historical input. I knew
you would have some good info.
BATHROOM TRIVIA
I'm sure there are other places besides Arizona where this occurs, but Arizona is the only
place I've seen it. If women think an outhouse or porta-can is just too nasty to use, they
will poop in the corner. I'll refrain from telling you how I know this, but it is fairly
common there. I've even heard a woman on the radio say that if things are just too dirty
she will "hire a housekeeper".
MOVIE OF THE DAY
"The Tin Drum" This foriegn film is pretty rough. It's about a young man growing up
during World War II. There is a lot of misery and death in it, very realistically portrayed.
In one scene, a group of bullies make some "Frog Soup" and force the boy to drink it. The
soup ingredients include mud, frogs and of course pee added by a little girl who squats
over the soup bucket for a few seconds. Also at the end, just before the credits roll up, a
young blonde haired kid rides through the devastation, hops off her bike, bares her butt
and squats down. The camera pans away from her and the credits roll.
DAILY POST
This one's more of a "hope to have a good story in the future" one. At any rate, there is a
coffee shop in Austin with two bathrooms. There is no distinction between male and
female and one of them has two toilets but no stalls. I always wonder if the owners are
like-minded folks like us or whether its a trap of some kind. At any rate, I still go there
when I'm in Austin. Many times I've gone there in the mornings, gotten a cup of Joe and
planted my butt down on one of the stall-less toilets. This is my favorite time to read
"News of the Wierd". I always leave the door unlocked and several times I've heard it
open and heard a feminine "Oh! Okay" and then heard it close. I never look up so they can
get a good look at non-threatening ol' me and decide if they have the nerve to come in. So
far none of the college girls have had the wherewithal to come in and sit down next to me,
but I'm sure if I keep rolling the dice I'm bound to come up with boxcars!
mandy
Hello my name is mandy iam 14 yrs old and i allways come to this site but have never posted before.
Tonight my mom came home from the shoping mall she was very angry, when i asked what the problem was she told me she had done a big mess in her underpants it seems there was a big lineup in the womans toilets.
mom went straight in to the bathroom and i followed to help her take her underpants off. she took off her dress and her black lace panties as she pulled them down i saw all her poo in her underpants she then got into the shower and i said i would put her underpants and dress in the dirty laundry. i told my brother and we both laughed about it.
Luciane
Todd:
I usually put one or two pairs each time.
I never haven't accidents like flush my underwears down...Devon
OK so I were visiting the busy beach and I had to go1 and 2 and so first the urgent bussniss#1.I dug a small hole and I fliped onto my stomake and pulled me thong strap(covers pussy and other hole)over enugh to go and I went and I saw a cople people giving strangwe looks at me because I had my hand over my thong for 5 min.I finished that than I worked my self up to end of beach that facing woods(not man ytrees to go by)Fliped my thong strap over again dug a hole and ploped my hole down and went but I filled the hole.I dug another hole next to me and I scutted over and went more.And than I burried it all.Than A guy said Ill help U if ya need it come into the trees.Since I was in disconvert i accepted HE said bend over and he wiped my ass clean.I said Thank you while laughing .He was all red in the face. I said to him "you need to go?"he said shurly do"HE stiped his pants of and dumped a 2 ft log right there.I said need wipe?nope me have one.
just a girl
I really like listening to guys grunting out a hard one.Ring Stretcher
No wonder crapping feels so good. I found a medical website with an X-ray of someone crapping out a big log. It was a "motion" X-ray film that lasted a few seconds, but wow! To see the rectum and colon move and then expand like that was amazing.
No crapping stories to report, but when it happens I'm sure it will be a Big One. It's building up into one of my famous softballs as I type this.
Does anybody have any good stories about crapping in unisex toilets? I'd like to hear some.Austin
MUSICIAN
I'll describe "The Mexican" bathroom scenes for you, but you
should just go see it Dude! I think there are three if I
remember correctly. The first one is just a warm up and Julia
Roberts is finishing up lunch at the food court of some mall,
when a hitman starts spying on her. She closes her little
paperback and carries it with her to the Ladie's room. Next,
her would-be killer comes into the bathroom. The camera
then catches her standing next to the toilet in a tight black
outfit, fiddling with her waistline (she just supposedly
finished her movie poop). All hell then breaks loose while
her rescuer blasts away the hitman.
Her Rescuer turns out to be a body guard for her
boyfriend's boss, but his job is to kidnap her until her
boyfriend completes his dirtywork for the big cheese. The
second scene comes when Julia's captor escorts her to the
Ladie's room. They have a long conversation while her shoes
are showing from beneath the stall. She is too shy to tinkle
and her captor says something about it. Next, to make her
feel comfortable, he goes into the stall next to her and begins
to pee. His very male sounding stream is heard for a few
seconds and then it is joined by the faint sound of a femine
trickle. It's really cute. Later we find out her captor is gay. I
really think they handled the gay issue very well also, without
giving the audience the heebee jeebees.
The last scene is at their hotel room. He is brushing
his teeth, when she comes in and sits down on the porcelain
device. You can see her this time and they have quite a
conversation. One would presume she is having a poop but
her voice is the only thing you can hear. Her voice is
smashing though, and its really something all "echoey" in
Dolby surround.
MOVIE OF THE DAY
"Eyes Wide Shut". This one hits a little too close to home for
me but its still a winner. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman (I
think) play a couple that discover a series of murders
committed by a secret society. Nicole is shown briefly on the
toilet reading a magazine while the couple is getting ready to
go out. Not much on audio other than their conversation.
The story line should overshadow the bathroom scene and
hopefully get you to thinking about things.
POST OF THE DAY
This is a fun one about when I visited Europe. While touring the World War II ruins, I had
to make a visit to the lieu. A huge german bunker had been converted into a Unisex
bathroom. When I say Unisex bathroom, I mean a REAL one where both men and
women use it at the SAME time. The one holers used by both sexes don't count. At any
rate, the concrete had been covered over by navy-blue and white tiles. There were several
black stalls where men and women completed the potty process side by side. As I said in
my earlier posts, I don't think our current bathroom social customs are current with our
medical knowledge. I don't think there is any profound "One-ness" gained by using a
Unisex bathroom, or that we should forget the differences between men and women.
Togetherness is ok, I guess, as long as people don't wierd out on it too much. Anyway, I
went in and sat down and started my pee. After a few seconds I was able to force out a
few small plops but I didn't have much in me. Using the assorted unusual bathrooms in
Europe was such an adventure compared to things in the States that I never had much to
poop since I wanted to spread it out two or three times a day. What a poo party! Anyway,
I was about done when I heard some American tourists outside. They were obviously
military people touring the site, and they were coming to the realisation of just what kind
of bathroom it was. I thought the young Sarge would have the mind of a gorilla and wig
out, but he handled himself in stellar fashion. I heard him say "Ma'm, it's a
BATHROOM... you can USE the BATHROOM" when somebody's lovely wife was
getting cold feet. She giggled and I heard her clopping footsteps come into the stall next
to me. The hard concrete forced resounding echoes that could amplify the sound of a
pindrop. It was like a sound chamber in there. She must have hovered over the toilet
instead of sitting down because her pee stream was clearly falling from some height. I
thought she would be too chicken to finish the job, but just then I heard a distinct PLOOP.
It was a big one. She giggled some more and dropped off one or two more small ones
before I heard her wiping herself. She finished, walked out, and I heard the Sarge come in
for a pee. I was really proud that they handled the situation that well. Military people are
usually pretty stubborn when it comes to social change and this must have been a real
stretch for them. It would be the equivalent of taking your black girlfriend to the all white
wedding dinner in the 50's. Bravo! I thought. I heard their relaxed chattering on the way
out, while I wiped myself and ended another good one in Europe.redrosegarden
hi i'm new i will start posting soon. but for nwo i wanted to tell yall about a car tag i saw when i was going somewhere the tag said bm241. i wounder if that person knows what his car tag has bowlmovement on it.
Bryian
I've noticed a change in my bowel movements. Last month i was sick and then i started pooping almost every day and it has usally been soft. Then come this week, i realized prior to today i hadn't had to shit in about 2 days. Last night i go to bed and i wake up around 2am and i felt so sick, and nausious. Then i waited it out and went back to sleep. I get up this morning and felt ok and i go to work and i get this bad stomach ache. Then on my break it was sooo bad i decided to try and poop, that way maybe i would feel better, i poopped and i felt not much better. I did manage to get 3 5 inch logs out. I think the rest of it is stuck in side me. I probably should have tried to throw up last night, now i think what ever was making me nausious, went all the way down and got stuck. I might try a suppository tonight.
Another picture where you can see shit in the bowl!John(VT)
Hi, everyone! Just a quick post tonight...
What does everyone think of the explicit bowl on the masthead?
I was rather surprised, but I DO like her facial expression...
She's proud of her work!
Carmalita: Thanks for your continuing attention! FYI: I DO sit
with legs spread wide apart; natural for me since I'm rather bow-
legged, and will take off at least one shoe and pantleg even if in
a hurry to be able to spread out enough! Good guess on the muscular
legs; my wife considers them my outstanding physical feature! As to
looks, I can give you two celebrity comparisons that have been made about me: John McEnroe as a younger man (are you old enough to remember him?), William Shatner more recently (although I'm 10-15
years younger than him, I think). Hope this helps the visualisation!
Jennifer: EXCELLENT opening episode! MORE, please!
Carol(Housewife): SUPER Easter dump story! Thanks! I always like your posts,too!
Dork
There has been a lot of talk about skid marks recently.I know that when I have any leakeage back there I itch like crazy. So those people with lots of skid marks must like the ichy feeling. I just know that the few times I have been ichy is a warning that i need to wipe myself and that I'll find skid makes when I lower my pants.DJ
Jared--I do look after I wipe to see how much longer I have to be on the toilet. I really don't care if they see my crap or not. Also I find that in the morning is the busiest time for guy taking a dump. I find that they usually go when we come in from outside going to first hour because we have ten minutes between coming in and when we have to be in our first hour class. So you have more time in the first passing period.
I thought I would tell all of you my first story about an accident I had. One day when I was in the 7th. grade I was at home and I was getting ready for school and I thought I had to fart. Big mistake it was a lot of runny crap. It was running down my leg and when I took my pants off it was all over me. The strange thing was I didn't feel bad and I still didn't know why I had the runs that day. I'm just glad it was at home and not anywhere else like at school. I hope all of you had a good Easter and a lot of good food that will turn into a lot of good stories I'll see in here.