Shannon
The Fart Survey
1. How often do you fart?
I have no idea lol. Never really considered it. But its definitely several times per day. I dont do it at work or around people (mostly...) but when I'm by myself I just let them go without worry. I find that I am flatulent when I wake up in the morning. I will lay in my bed as I am working up the nerve to get up, and I'll usually cut some pretty good farts then.
2. Do your farts tend to be noisy or silent?
They vary. My farts make all kinds of different sounds and range in volume as well. I will say that the morning farts I just wrote about are usually louder and longer. I have shorter quieter farts when I need to poop.
3. Do your farts smell?
Sometimes. they don't really smell that often, but if i have to poop they do. Oddly enough the loud long ones rarely smell. But the little quiet ones usually pack some punch.
4. Have you every accidently farted out loud in a situation that it was not appropriate?
I certainly have... two cringey moments come to mind. One, I was in my first semester of college and i had to do a presentation, so I got to class early to set up, and I felt bloaty. As I was setting up my professor was there talking to me, and 2 other early bird students were there. Then out of nowhere without warning, I farted... it when "brrmp" and caught me be surprise. I covered my mouth with my hand and my face felt hot. I was super embarrassed! I was so glad it happened with just the two people and the professor and not my entire class. I said "excuse me I'm so sorry!" and the professor just smiled and said "its OK we all do it". The other students just seemed weirded out and awkward.
Two, I cover my face in shame just THINKING about this one. Ugh. I was spending the night with a boy when I was in my mid 20s and we had just been intimate. We were laying in bed snuggling when it happened. He said something funny and I did that half laugh where you just forcefully exhale through your nose, and when i did that, I also farted. It was quick but loud, and had slightly wet sound. It was like "bllart". It was definitely NOT cute. He cracked up laughing really hard and I laughed with him, but I was so fricken embarrassed and wanted to die.
5. Have you ever accidently farted a silent but deadly in a situation that was not appropriate?
Yes. I have a particular memory of a time i felt gassy riding home from school on the bus, and a long, hot, silent fart seeped out by accident because i needed to poop. It stunk very badly and it caused a bit of a ruckus in the surrounding seats, because everyone who smelled it reacted and said something. They all just really wanted to know "who farted!?!" i piped up and said "it was me!" No just kidding I sat there in perfect silence and put my hand over my nose to appear offended, and acted casual.
6. When you are alone, how do you manage to handle an attack of smelly gas? Do you leave the room and go to the restroom? Light a candle? Or, just let it rip?
Usually I go to the bathroom since usually the smelly ones are when I need to go.
7. When you have a case of gas that causes loud farts, but relatively little to no smell, how do you handle that when you are with others? Do you excuse yourself to the restroom? Do you step outside or away from the group? When you are alone, how do you handle it?
If i have noisy gas around people i just hold them in. If i feel like i can't hold it in I'll just separate myself briefly to where no one can hear me and sneakily pass some farts. If I am alone I just do it and don't worry about it.
8. Do you ever take medicine to ease gas?
No.
9. Do you ever do anything naughty when you fart? (Sometimes I will sit on a hard chair or stool and force the fart out to see how loud I can do it. Others might fart in people's faces or something. What do you do?)
Hmm nothing comes to mind. Unless you consider having a poop accident to be naughty since I often fart multiple times just before the accident happens.
10. Do you enjoy farting?
I guess I'm indifferent but I do find them to be relieving and comforting usually.
11. Have you ever farted but blamed someone else?
Not someone else, but an inanimate object. I was watching TV with my family as a teenager and I farted kind of loud as I stood up from the couch, and i tried to blame it on the couch making a sound as i stood up. They just laughed at me.
12. Has farting ever made you cry or blush?
Blush, for sure. I have never cried about it.
13. Women, when peeing, do you fart?
Sometimes
14. When peeing in a public restroom, and you have to fart, do you just let it rip, or do you try to hold it and still empty your bladder?
If i can tell I'm alone in the bathroom i do it, if there are others I try to hold.
15. Do you fart when you poop or diarrhea?
Yes
16. Has anyone ever shamed you for farting?
No just laughed at me
17. Have you shamed someone else for farting?
No
18. Is there anything else that you would like to say about farting?
I think that one of the best feelings is when you have one of those really satisfying farts that makes your whole body feel better. Like you just feel all the bloating dissipate and the tension release from the rest of your body and its super relieving. Our gut has a lot to do with how we physically feel so letting all that gas out can be soothing for the whole body and i really like when I have ones like that.Ashley
Bathroom & Handwashing Habits
Hi! I created this survey (for girls only please and don't wash their hands after peeing, pooping, or both). So, a little bit about me: I'm a college student, 5'8", 120 lbs, slim, blonde, currently (part time model) and I just created this survey to find out who else feels the same way about handwashing.
I never wash my hands after I pee and sometimes after I poop too. I just don't feel like the need to. Anyone else feel the same?
Thank you in advance!
My survey answers:
Age: 20 years old
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 115 lbs
Physical build: Slim
Ethnicity: White
Which type of underwear do you usually wear? Thongs/g-strings
How long does your pee usually last? 30 sec - 2 minutes
How many times a day do you usually pee?
What times of the day do you pee?
Do you wash your hands after peeing at home? Never
Do you wash your hands after pooping at home? Sometimes
What other places where you don't wash your hands? All of the above
1. Public Bathrooms - they're disgusting
2. Restaurants - fine dining restaurants
3. High school - passing periods were too short
4. College/university - between classes and breaks
5. Bars/clubs - usually too drunk and didn't care
6. Hotel rooms/On Airplane/Airports - sinks were usually occupied and was in a hurry to get somewhere
7. At the gym/shopping malls
8. All of the above
After you're done flushing and before leaving the bathroom, what do you usually do? (select all that apply)
1. Nothing - I head straight out
2. Touch up hair before leaving
4. Adjusting clothes
Reason(s) why you don't wash your hands after peeing (select all that apply):
1. In a hurry
2. Don't feel dirty
3. Don't want to mess with my manicure
4. Washing my hands dries my hands out
5. Pee is sterile
6. I don't wash my hands when I'm at home
7. I forget
8. My other friends don't
9. Other (please specify)
Pooping
How many times a day do you usually poop? 1x a day
For those who don't wash your hands after you pee, do you wash your hands after you poop? No
If you don't wash your hands after you poop, what are the reasons why?
1. In a hurry
2. Don't feel dirty
3. Wants to maintain manicure
4. Soap dries my hands out
5. I don't wash my hands when I'm at home
6. I forget
7. My friends don't
7. Other (please explain)
Do you let your boyfriend watch you pee? Yes, I leave the door wide open
Do you let your boyfriend watch you poop? Sometimes
2. Physical description of yourself (height, weight, hair color, body type, race/ethnicity)? 5'8", 115 lbs, blonde, slim, white
4. What things make you poo? coffee
5. What things make you pee? lots of water, wine
Age
1. 15-18
2. 19-21
3. 22-24
4. 25-30
5. 31-35
Height
a. 5'0" - 5'4"
b. 5'5" - 5'7"
c. 5'8" - 5'10"
d. 5'11" - 6'0"
e. Over 6'0"
Weight
a. 90 - 95 lb
b. 96 - 100 lb
c. 101 - 115 lb
d. 116 - 125 lb
e. 126 - 135 lb
f. 136 - 145 lb
g. Over 145 lb
Physical build
a. Slim
b. Athletic
c. Curvy
d. A few extra pounds
Ethnicity
a. White
b. Black
c. Latin/Hispanic
d. Asian
e. Mixed
Which type of underwear do you usually wear?
a. Thongs
b. G-strings
c. Bikini
d. Boyshorts
e. None - Commando
How long does your pee usually last?
a. 10-19 seconds
b. 20-30 seconds
c. 31-45 seconds
d. 46-60 seconds
e. Over a minute long
How many times a day do you usually pee?
a. 1x a day
b. 2x a day
c. 3x a day
d. 4x a day
e. 5x a day
What times of the day do you pee?
a. After I wake up
b. After breakfast
c. Before lunch
d. Late afternoon
e. Before I leave school/work
f. At home after coming back from school/work
g. Before shower
h. Before dinner
i. Other
At Home
Do you wash your hands after peeing at home?
1. Yes
2. No
Do you wash your hands after pooping at home?
1. Yes
2. No
What other places where you don't wash your hands?
1. Public Bathrooms
2. Restaurants
3. High school
4. College/university
5. Bars/clubs
6. Other
After you're done flushing and before leaving the bathroom, what do you usually do?
1. Nothing - I head straight out
2. Touch up hair before leaving
3. Touch up make up
4. Adjusting clothes
5. Bathroom selfie
Reason(s) why you don't wash your hands after peeing:
1. In a hurry
2. Don't feel dirty
3. Wants to maintain manicure
4. Soap dries my hands out
5. Pee is sterile
6. I don't wash my hands when I'm at home
7. I forget
8. My other friends don't
9. Other (please explain)
Pooping
How many times a day do you usually poop?
a. 1x a day
b. 2x a day
c. Every other day
d. Once a week
For those who don't wash your hands after you pee, do you wash your hands after you poop?
1. Yes
2. No
If you don't wash your hands after you poop, what are the reasons why?
1. In a hurry
2. Don't feel dirty
3. Wants to maintain manicure
4. Soap dries my hands out
5. I don't wash my hands when I'm at home
6. I forget
7. My friends don't
7. Other (please explain)
Do you let your boyfriend watch you pee?
a. Yes
b. No
Do you let your boyfriend watch you poop?
a. Yes
b. No
Catherine
Responses
Hi friends!
First, I feel a little weird today, as this begins my final month in my 30's. I turn 40 on October 22! I hear that many women deal with constipation as they age and I definitely want to keep my two voluminous daily doodies as long as I can!
Second, thank you to all who have taken my surveys! I think they are fun and great conversation starters!
Mariah: Welcome and thank you for sharing. I would love to hear your stories! It's no fun when you have to share one bathroom with a large office! And, regarding your story, I can't imagine what it's like not to have access to a public toilet! Glad you made it home!
Shanna: Thank you for sharing and I am so sorry that your IBS gives you so much discomfort. I enjoy your stories!
Stacy: Thank you and welcome!
Shannon: As always, I appreciate your stories! However, that 48 hour bug sounded awful! I'm so sorry you had to deal with it alone. I hope you are well and always look forward to hearing from you!
Michael W: Thank you!
Dean: Thank you!
Josie: Thank you!
Deb: Thank you!
Taylor: So glad you had your Kleenex ready to go! I keep Charmin in my purse just in case of situations like that!
Carlie B and Trina: I hope you'll do the surveys!
Mina: Always good to hear from you!
Victoria B: Miss you! I hope you are well!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Elphaba
A comment and a story
Mariah - I liked your story. I'm a nurse and lol'd at the part where you said that's what you get when you work with nurses. I can certainly relate as there have been lots of times where I've been in the staff room with other nurses and someone has made mention of how constipated they are or that they will need a poo soon or even their accidents. For me, it's not that we look at everybody as a patient, but as it's one of many questions we ask our patient's it becomes normal to talk frankly about bowel movements and thus it spills over into our personal lives as well.
My story is from yesterday. I was finishing eating my breakfast before getting ready for work and thought to myself that I hadn't had a poo all of yesterday. I normally go at least once (and often twice) a day so this was disconcerting and I thought that maybe this was the start of a spell of constipation. Before getting changed I therefore went and tried to have a poo but was unsuccessful. Fast forward nine hours and I needed to have a wee so I went to the bathroom at work. As I was emptying my bladder I tried again to poo and this time I was successful. After three plops into the water below I looked at the contents of the bowl and was amazed at what I saw - three big logs both in diameter and in length. I was so amazed in fact that I got my phone out and snapped a photo of them. Then six hours later when I was back at home I needed to poo again and as I was walking to my bathroom I thought that after my last dump this one would be a small, however I was wrong as I pooed out another two big turds.Mandy
Today, my coworker and I had McDonald's for lunch. For some reason whenever I get McDonald's, my stomach gets upset. Like always we were smoking and talking and farting. My farts were really loud and smelly today. At one point, I ripped a huge wet fart and started laughing. My coworker told me that she thinks I need to check my pants. I did and I didn't poop myself, but I did stain my underwear a little bit.
Tee
Pooping farting survey for men
Hello males I have a survey for you to answer I'm a 35 year old male myself.
1. Have you farted loud in class during school and was it on purpose or accident?
2. Are you a total shameless pooper and go anywhere you feel the urge?
3. How long was your biggest turd you ever did ?
4. Growing up did your dad embrace farting with you or was it a taboo thing in your house?
5. What foods send you straight to that bathroom for a dump ?
6. Have you ever left your dump in the toilet for someone else to see?
7. Do you enjoy farting and taking a dump and why?
Mary
Airport disaster
I'm a 20 year old student from the east coast, going to school in ontario. I was visiting home when hurricane teddy hit and I had to get on the last flight out before the hurricane.
The flight was only 2 hours, but we spent nearly an hour on the runway before takeoff and before we even took off i was desperate to use the bathroom. Having not pooped in 3 days, after gorging myself on good food cooked by my mom before returning to the student life, it was finally coming, and it wanted to come FAST. I kept letting out farts to relieve some pressure while i waited to be allowed to stand up, but about 15 minutes after takeoff, one of my farts came out as mush.
I start to panic a bit. I was already worried about catching my bus after the flight because of the delay on the runway, and my spare clothes were all in my suitcase. After about 15 more minutes of crying and cramps, i give up and without even needing to push a river of soft shit pours out into my jeans. I feel my mess pooling under me and pushing its way up my back. I lift myself off the seat and push, as nearly a football sized mess formed in my jeans and my pee flows out onto the seat and the floor beneath me. Once I feel empty I sit in it, and as i feel it squish under my weight I cant help but laugh at my predicament. I just took by far the biggest shit of my life, and it was in my pants. My laughter turns back into crying as i try to endure until I'm allowed to stand up and clean up as best i can.
As i waited with time ticking by slowly and seemingly no end to the turbulence, another wave hit me. Too tired from crying, i dont even try to fight it, pushing more out as i feel the mush turn into liquid diarrhea, spilling out the back of my jeans. the rest of the flight continued much the same as Im stuck sitting in a lake of my own piss and shit with another wave of diarrhea hitting me every few minutes.
We finally land, a further 20 minutes late on top of the hour long delay on the runway. I wrap my raincoat around my waist and leave last hoping to attract as little attention as possible. As I rush to the baggage pickup i feel my liquid mess running down my legs, staining my inner legs down past my knees, making the raincoat completely ineffective. As i make my way to the baggage claim, fortunately my bag is already on the conveyor. I grab it and rush off to the bus terminal in the airport, hoping desperately to get there with time to change before the bus comes.
With my luck, im sure you can guess where this is going. I spend a further 20 minutes trying to figure out where i should be, forcing myself to approach employees and even random people to point me in the right direction, even stopping briefly in the middle of a hallway as another wave forces more liquid mess down my legs. i feel it start dripping into my rainboots as I realize im almost definitely going to miss the bus.
I finally make it to the busses with only 2 minutes to spare, rushing onboard hoping to get on before the driver has a chance to notice my mess. I take a seat at the back of the bus, and just resign myself to my 4 hour bus ride sat in my mess. At first my butt started to itch, and later the itching turned to pain. By the time i got home i had what i can only assume was diaper rash all along my ass and inner thighs. The entire back half and inner part of my jeans were stained brown to the ankles, and even the front of my jeans were stained down to the knees where the mess had been forced to find space while i was sat down. After my shower, i weighed the garbage bag i had put my jeans and underwear into, and it was nearly 6lbs including the weight of my jeans, and all the liquid they absorbed.
Needless to say, ive been traumatized off travelling for a good while, and have even cancelled my trip home for christmas.
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Catherine's diarrhea survey
Hiya readers! This is Shanna if anyone remembers me. I post a little here and there. I saw Catherines diarrhea survey and thought it looked fun!
1. How often do you get diarrhea?
At the very least once a week. I switch between being blocked up, pooping normal and having bad diarrhea
2. When do you decide that you are sick with diarrhea? Is it after the first loose stool, the second, or multiple trips to the bathroom? The first, its my intuition
3. When you have an attack of diarrhea, how long does it last? Have you ever had diarrhea last longer than 2-3 days? Each poop around 10-15 mins, ill usually experience the diarrhea forc3-4 days
4. What was your best experience with diarrhea? When the diarrhea poopy ended my worst constipation which was like 6 or 7 days and i was feeling constant pain.
5. What was your worst? any of the countless times pooping diarrhea on myself in public
6. If you could choose how you experience diarrhea, how do you prefer to experience it? Large amounts, chunky, mushy, runny, smoothe, explosive, a combination? usually large amounts that are mushy leave me feeling better
7. Have you ever had diarrhea in a public restroom? On a date? Out with friends? Probably thousands of times in my life, never on a date and usually alone. Ranging from at school as a girl to at work and just public places in general, and yes when out shopping with friends
8. Have you ever had an accident with diarrhea? If so, was it a squirt, small amount, or have you ever done the whole massive amount as an accident? Tons of full wet poop accidents in my time.
9. Do you wear disposable undergarments when having diarrhea? not much because i get scared of people seeing but i have bought them and tried them out. I only have normal white undies so maybe I could just say theyre my panties?
10. Do you go to work or school with diarrhea or do you try to stay at home and ride it out? yea, id never get anything done. As a girl i never felt embarrassed telling the teacher my belly was hurting and i needed to go. Plenty of coworkers have seen me have to excuse myself to go potty.
11. When you have diarrhea, do you eat and drink normally, bland foods or try to avoid food all together? Usualy my normal routine
12. Do you sit on the toilet for a long time or do you make several trips to the bathroom for short amounts of time? Id say long, always around 10 mins per poop. When i think im done im always scared that more poop is on the way
13. What gives you diarrhea? i think mainly IBS
14. Have you ever had diarrhea while looking very attractive or does it come when you haven't fixed hair and make up? I dont think im ever pretty looking but i get diarrhea either when im slobby looking or just normal
15. Has diarrhea ever embarrassed or humiliated you? When i was younger and anyone else was around to hear it was embarrassing
16. Anything else that you want to say about diarrhea? I wish it wasnt so unpredictable! :(
Can't wait to read more stories from everyone!
Love love <3
Shanna
Catherine
Responses
Bianca: I am so sorry that you and your family were sick! I hope that you all are feeling better!
Josie: Welcome to the forum! My husband and I did that once - both poop before flushing. It was a mess! Glad you are here and hope to hear more from you!
Shannon: I was a little embarrassed! A few times, when posting, I've written their real names, but caught it and changed it before submitting the stories. However, I've never called them by the aliases I use on the forum! I was a little mortified. I'm glad you are OK!
Shout outs to Mina, Victoria B, Carlie B, Trina, Shanna, and Taylor! I love your stories!
And, those of you who are new, please take my surveys! Love you all!
Catherine!Stacy
A another cool survey I found
1. Physical description of yourself peanut butter 5'1 black hair hair thickness
2. How long does it take you to pee? 2 minutes
3. How long does it take you to poo? 15-20 minutes
4. What things make you poo? food , coffee, dairy , spoil food, left over food
5. What things make you pee? liquids
6. Do you wash your hands after you pee (always, sometimes, or never)? always
7. Do you wash your hands after you poo (always, sometimes, or never)? always
8. If sometimes or never for 6 or 7, why? Just wondering
9. What kind of underwear do you prefer (thongs or briefs)? Why? gstring or nothing i like comfort
Sherryl
To Celine and response to the pee outside survey for females
Celine. I love your outdoor poop stories. Your most recent one with your friend was especially great. Ive had several experiences like that. Its usually by my own choice for me to poop outside. I love it and love it even more when I can do it with my friends.
1) Have you ever had to pee outside? Yes many times. I pee outside once a day usually
2) If you have, where have you peed outside before (woods, park, beach, layby, alleyway etc)? Just about every place I can find that has some sort of cover.
3) How do you pee outside (full squat, half squat, leaning on a tree/building, sitting on a log, holding onto a tree or friend and leaning back etc)? I usually do a full squat but i have done those other methods.
4) Do you get embarrassed if you have to pee outside or don't you mind? I dont mind. Its just peeing.
5) Has a friend or member of your family ever seen you peeing outside? Yes plenty of times.
6) Has a stranger ever seen you peeing outside? Yes a few times. One girl even joined me because she had to pee too.
7) How old were you when you first had to pee outside? 8
8) Why was it necessary for you to pee outside on this occasion? We were outside playing hide and seek in the woods and I couldn't make it back home so i just pulled my pants and panties down and squatted and peed.
9) How did you pee outside that time? Did you need a friend or parent to help you or did you manage on your own? I squatted and no i didnt need any help
10) How many times a day do you normally pee? 3
11) Have you always peed that often or do you pee more/less often now than you have at some point in the past? Pretty much have always peed that often but I pee more if im really thirsty that day
12) Roughly how long do you normally go between peeing in hours? 4-5
13) Do you always wait until you are desperate before you pee or do you prefer to pee when you first feel the urge to go? I kinda go in the middle of those two extremes.
14) How long are you sitting on the toilet for before you start peeing? About 10 seconds. Just long enough to get comfy
15) How long does your pee normally last for? About 30 seconds
16) Is this time similar every time or does it vary a lot, so longer if you are bursting but you normally have a shorter pee? Sometimes I have only peed for 5 seconds and others ive peed for 2 minutes straight
17) Does the pee come out quickly or slowly? Ummm, about average speed usually. If I have to pee really bad it comes out like crazy fast
18) Do you ever hiss when you pee? You mean does my pee make a sound? Yes
19) Does your pee ever trickle loudly into the toilet? Sometimes
20) Does your pee stop quickly or does it gradually slow to a trickle or dribble before it stops? It usually trickles to a stop but sometimes itll stop just abruptly.
21) Do you wipe after you pee? Yes. Sometimes when peeing outside I have had to drop dry.
22) Do you dribble in your panties a bit if you are bursting to go or can you hold it all in even if you are very desperate? I can hold it
23) Do you need to cross your legs, fidget or hold yourself when you are desperate or can you hold it just fine without? I cross my legs slightly
24) Do you tell people that you need to pee or do you prefer if no one knows? I tell lol
25) How much pee can your bladder normally hold in ml? (If you don't know, do you think your pees are normally small, medium or large?) Mine can hold usually a large amount
26) Do you/ did you pee at school or do you/did you hold it until you got home? I peed at school. When i gotta go, im going.
27) Do you pee at work? Yes
28) Do you pee in public toilets? I try to avoid them
29) Have you ever had to pee in a strange place, such as in car? What happened? Yes. My work was having our bathrooms renovated and one time i had to go out in my car and pee in a bottle.
30) Can you pee standing up? Sometimes...its usually messy though
Shannon
Catherine's Diarrhea Survey
1. How often do you get diarrhea?
Not particularly often, maybe a few times a year. When i think of diarrhea I think of that gurgle bubbly stomach followed by an urgent need and a very runny poop that comes out fast.
2. When do you decide that you are sick with diarrhea? Is it after the first loose stool, the second, or multiple trips to the bathroom?
After the first time since it seems obviously like diarrhea. Usually they are one and done, but occassionally I'll go a few times in a short period before it goes away.
3. When you have an attack of diarrhea, how long does it last? Have you ever had diarrhea last longer than 2-3 days?
At the longest its been a 48 hour thing. Later in the survey I'll share on this.
4. What was your best experience with diarrhea?
Hmm I remember one time when I was in high school I was in class and got the bubble guts followed by a sharp pain and i needed to go urgently. I got up and excused myself, and on the way to the bathroom I felt like I wasn't going to make it. Somehow, against all odds, I got to the bathroom, burst into a stall, yanked my shorts down and exploded into the toilet. The relief was AMAZING. i remember shivers going down my back and my eyes tearing up from how much relief I felt. I remember that a lot.
5. What was your worst?
I will share this story later in the survey.
6. If you could choose how you experience diarrhea, how do you prefer to experience it? Large amounts, chunky, mushy, runny, smoothe, explosive, a combination?
I don't really have a preference, the only thing I dont like is when its hot and it hurts which thankfully is rare for me.
7. Have you ever had diarrhea in a public restroom? On a date? Out with friends? And, I'm thinking not only did you have one loose stool, but maybe multiple trips to the bathroom.
I don't recall a time in public that I made multiple trips, but once when I was out of town staying at a friend's place I got diarrhea and pooped 3 times in the span of 2 hours at her apartment. It was embarassing because she was being all concerned and offering to get me medicine and stuff but I would have preferred it just wasn't acknowledged lol.
8. Have you ever had an accident with diarrhea? If so, was it a squirt, small amount, or have you ever done the whole massive amount as an accident?
If you've been following along with my posts you know I have a pretty decorated accident resume lol. So while the majority are soft and some solid, there have of course been more than one of the diarrhea variety. I will share a story now that answers this and two earlier questions. (Worst experience and if it ever lasted longer than a day). This happened about 4 or 5 years ago, i was at work when I started to feel weak and kind of nauseous and I got clammy. My coworkers said the color drained from my face and I really didn't feel good. I left and went home early, and just as i was driving out of the parking lot, my stomach basically did a flip. I cramped up badly and needed to poop so bad I nearly cried. It was so bad I felt paralyzed for a moment and couldn't even push it out if I wanted to, it was weird. Then when that subsided, I couldn't even hold it in for 30 seconds before I fully exploded in my underwear. They filled up like a water balloon and overflowed and badly stained my dress from my bottom to half way up my back! But the worst part was that it felt hot and spicy if you will and it was kind of painful and extremely uncomfortable. I cried as I drove home because of the discomfort and the huge mess I had to deal with while feeling so weak and unwell. Plus when I got home i had to waddle quite a ways into the building and up to my floor and down the hallway to my door, all as wet poop had gradually leaked down my legs and even got all over my shoes. I left little drips here and there on the floor as I went, I felt so bad for whenever had to find it and clean it up! Thankfully no one saw me. I went inside and got straight in the shower and even took my dress and and my underwear off while already in there. I had come down with either food poisoning or a stomach virus, and it sucked. Through that evening I threw up a bunch and had more bouts of hot diarrhea, my butt hurt so much :( then to ice the cake, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt sick, so i rolled over and grabbed the trashcan and started to throw up. As I was throwing up I felt my butt getting hot and wet and quickly realized i was pooping in my panties in bed. So I had yet another mess to deal with while feeling utterly miserable. It was a nightmare!!
9. Do you wear disposable undergarments when having diarrhea?
I have not done that.
10. Do you go to work or school with diarrhea or do you try to stay at home and ride it out?
I definitely stayed home when I had the experience I just shared. Other than that I've just gone about my life as normal.
11. When you have diarrhea, do you eat and drink normally, bland foods or try to avoid food all together?
If i feel sick i barely eat and eat light stuff otherwise I just try to be careful not to eat something that may have caused the diarrhea
12. Do you sit on the toilet for a long time or do you make several trips to the bathroom for short amounts of time?
The latter
13. What gives you diarrhea?
I've never been able to pin it down to any one thing but I have a feeling I may be somewhat lactose intolerant because I recall a couple of times when I got diarrhea after eating, ahem, an irresponsible amount of ice cream lol.
14. Have you ever had diarrhea while looking very attractive or does it come when you haven't fixed hair and make up?
I'm always looking very attractive. Lol all kidding aside, I looked very nice and was made up for work when I soiled my dress in the car.
15. Has diarrhea ever embarrassed or humiliated you?
I think just that time when I had diarrhea at my friends apartment and she kept talking about it that I wrote about earlier. Although- the first time I pooped my pants in the uber (still can't believe I have to say FIRST time), I can't decide if i would call it diarrhea or not. I got the gurgle bubbly stomach and had to go badly very suddenly, but it was a soft, thick mess not unlike my usual accidents. But if we wanna classify that as a diarrhea accident then yes, I was very humiliated.
16. Anything else that you want to say about diarrhea?
Just that I hope everyone stays healthy during these times and if you do get diarrhea I hope you make it to the toilet in time and that it doesn't hurt!
I will do the fart survey next time!
Xoxo
Shannon
Bianca
Forum Stories
Hi everyone! I was browsing the forum with one of my stretchy strings curled up on the floor, and I loved finding the updates. Lol, my stretchy string (wich is a bit fat) reminds me of how one of our dogs has dropped a rope turd. I don't think any of my turds have ever looked like a fat rope, but I believe I was told once one of my childhood big poops was shaped like a heart. To Vincene: I love your story about Kelly's accident. I've never tripped over something to find I crapped myself afterwords. Sounds like her underwear were a mess. About comunity spread of smells: that doesn't bother me when it comes to my own. I enjoy how mine vary,and if someone was grossed out about it, I wouldn't mind closing the bathroom. Sometimes, my farts can smell like what my poop smells like. My poops over the last couple of days have varied in consistency, and my poo this morning was chunky. Great day to all, bye.
Michael W.
Catherine's Diarrhea Survey
Hi all. Its been a while since I posted and I'd thought I'd do this survey for fun.
1. How often do you get diarrhea?
Once or twice a month.
2. When do you decide that you are sick with diarrhea? Is it after the first loose stool, the second, or multiple trips to the bathroom?
When my stomach hurts and I get sweaty.
3. When you have an attack of diarrhea, how long does it last? Have you ever had diarrhea last longer than 2-3 days?
When the attack hits me, I'll sit for 10 mins on the toilet and yes I have had it last for two or three days.
4. What was your best experience with diarrhea?
I would say the time I pooped so much I nearly filled up the toilet and I spent 2 hours in my Grandma's bathroom stinking up the place and my sister went in after I was done and she yelled "IT SMELLS IN HERE!" Lol. Goodtimes.
5. What was your worst?
The time I ate so much chili it killed my stomach and I had diarrhea at church. When I was in the stall I was blasting off loud farts while the other boys thought somebody was dying in there.
6. If you could choose how you experience diarrhea, how do you prefer to experience it? Large amounts, chunky, mushy, runny, smoothe, explosive, a combination?
I prefer chunky.
7. Have you ever had diarrhea in a public restroom? On a date? Out with friends? And, I'm thinking not only did you have one loose stool, but maybe multiple trips to the bathroom.
Yes, all of the above and I rarely make multiple trips.
8. Have you ever had an accident with diarrhea? If so, was it a squirt, small amount, or have you ever done the whole massive amount as an accident?
Yes I have, It was a squirt, a small amount.
9. Do you wear disposable undergarments when having diarrhea?
No.
10. Do you go to work or school with diarrhea or do you try to stay at home and ride it out?
With what's going in the world today I stay home depending how bad it is.
11. When you have diarrhea, do you eat and drink normally, bland foods or try to avoid food all together?
When I have diarrhea I go to foods that I can eat to ease it down and it's usually not much.
12. Do you sit on the toilet for a long time or do you make several trips to the bathroom for short amounts of time?
I prefer to sit on the toilet for a long time.
13. What gives you diarrhea?
Taco Bell, Dried Apricots, Prune Juice, sometimes too much pop (that is soda), greasy foods. Um Idk what else.
14. Have you ever had diarrhea while looking very attractive or does it come when you haven't fixed hair and make up?
Yes I have and its both ways.
15. Has diarrhea ever embarrassed or humiliated you?
Yes
16. Anything else that you want to say about diarrhea?
I like having diarrhea bcz I feel clean on the inside and when I wipe its like no more than 5 times and then my butt is clean. I just don't like the kind where it makes my butthole burn.
I'll post again later, till then Happy Pooping Everyone.To Bianca
Yeah, I always found that incident weird. Her face turned a little red when she crapped herself, but other then that she didn't seem to care. She was always so gassy so I wouldn't be surprised if she had other accidents before that. My mom always got upset at my grandma for doing the pull my finger thing. She once did it in a restaurant. The fart was so loud and my mom was so embarrassed.
Rosalynne
What's not good toilet paper
I go to a large urban high school. Last year before Covid-19 closed us down I was somewhat successful taking my craps 3 or 4 times a week during school. I would take them during passing periods but running for the bathroom as the dismissal bell was still ringing, dodging in front of those in line and talking and even sometimes taking a toilet that was not being used because the privacy door had been broken off. I made it through and received only 2 short detention periods for being tardy to class. I had only 1 teacher out of 8 who sympathized with students sometimes needing a pass to the bathroom.
Last month when I got my schedule of classes and saw I had a 2nd hour study hall I couldn't believe I was so lucky because it is easier to get a bathroom pass out of study hall as long as you don't talk or start trouble. Most of my craps are ready for that time period too. And since its earlier in the day the seats are cleaner, I'm not having to sit in someone else's urine spills, and the puking smells are not going to gag me. Oh, in one year in junior high I burned my butt sitting in someone's hot ashes that I couldn't see on the black seat.
Now the principals think they have improved the bathrooms by replacing the normal 2 rolls of toilet paper in every cubicle with a plastic container stuffed with these cheap paper squares so small that each is about 1/2 the size of my smart phone. When I pull 1 down sometimes other stick to it and fall to the floor. It makes a bigger problem than any other waste they are trying to prevent in making the switch. I've trimmed my middle nails down a bit because they break through the cheap paper when I'm wiping. I'm mostly wiping from my seat, but yesterday I stood and 3 of the papers I wiped with I accidentally dropped. They ended up in my underwear. Friends have also been desperate to crap, thrown themselves onto the toilet, and then pulled into the plastic container to find the paper to be gone. Even if there was toilet paper there it is not of good quality and only partially usable.
BigMike (BM)
Response to survey
1. Physical description of yourself
I'm 5'10 and big. Not fat, just big. I played lineman in high school to give you an idea of the body type. I had a previous girlfriend say my ass was bigger than a diesel truck, which I took as a compliment.
2. How long does it take you to pee?
Not long, just whip it out and go most times
3. How long does it take you to poo?
This has been something previous GFs and I have argued about many times. I say take your time and enjoy taking a crap, but girls always seem to rush it so you never quite know when she's pooping or just taking a leak. In my apartment bathroom I keep a couple magazines by the toilet for the longer sessions.
4. What things make you poo?
Coffee makes me have to dump ass worse than anything. Spicy foods will also do me in, or just eating a lot (which I do often)
5. What things make you pee?
Beer. Any liquor really, but beer's the worst because I wind up having 20 cans in a night
6. Do you wash your hands after you pee (always, sometimes, or never)?
Sometimes
7. Do you wash your hands after you poo (always, sometimes, or never)?
Always
8. If sometimes or never for 6 or 7, why? Just wondering
Most guys I know don't wash their hands after a quick piss, unless it's in public. I'll do it in public or at my girl's place 'cause she calls me out for it. I try to explain that guys just pull down their pants and go, but she still thinks it's nasty. But if I'm wiping my ass I definitely need to wash.
9. What kind of underwear do you prefer (thongs or briefs)? Why
I like boxer briefs. Nice mixture of freedom and support for my balls.
I can't do all the surveys right now but I did like this one about farting
1. How often do you fart?
A lot. Mostly after a big meal.
2. Do your farts tend to be noisy or silent?
Very noisy, unless I really have to shit then they're deadly silent
3. Do your farts smell?
God yes, very bad most of the time too. My girlfriend blames my diet with all the meat and cheese I eat, but she's a vegan and I swear her ass stinks worse than mine half the time
4. Have you every accidently farted out loud in a situation that it was not appropriate?
One time in high school this girl was giving a presentation in my history class. It was right after lunch and I really had to fart so I let it out slowly, hoping it'd be silent, but it was so loud she heard it all the way at the front of the room (I was sitting in the back)
5. Have you ever accidently farted a silent but deadly in a situation that was not appropriate?
Many times, mostly in school or the waiting room of some doctor's office.
6. When you are alone, how do you manage to handle an attack of smelly gas? Do you leave the room and go to the restroom? Light a candle? Or, just let it rip?
I just let it rip. My ass doesn't bother me too much most of the time so I can take it. If I'm in a car I'll crack a window if it's a really smelly one
7. When you have a case of gas that causes loud farts, but relatively little to no smell, how do you handle that when you are with others? Do you excuse yourself to the restroom? Do you step outside or away from the group? When you are alone, how do you handle it?
Depends on which group of friends I'm with. I don't mind ripping ass in front of my guy friends, but if I'm with my girlfriend's friends or other women like that I tend to hold fire. Depending on where we are I might to go the men's room, another room, outside for a cigarette, or just hold them in if it's not so bad. The smell might not be a problem, but once the sound is out most of the damage is done in my opinion
8. Do you ever take medicine to ease gas?
Never once. Most I take is Pepto if I have a really bad stomachache
9. Do you ever do anything naughty when you fart? (Sometimes I will sit on a hard chair or stool and force the fart out to see how loud I can do it. Others might fart in people's faces or something. What do you do?)
I have a story. It's from a couple years ago. My girlfriend and I were on the way back from the shore. I was driving. She was in the passenger side asleep. It was after a long weekend of drinking and greasy shore food, so my stomach was not feeling great, and after a while I really had to take a dump. But there was nowhere around so I had to hold it. While I was sitting there clenching, I got an idea. With my girlfriend sleeping peacefully right next to me, I lifted a cheek and ripped a silent but incredibly deadly fart. Not even a minute later she woke up and started sniffing. She was like "Oh my God, what is that smell?!" I just started laughing and she knew it was me. She spent the rest of the way complaining about how foul my colon is. We finally found a rest area and I took an explosive dump in the packed men's room. When I got back I told her I felt a lot better, but she said she could still smell it
10. Do you enjoy farting?
Sure, most times it feels pretty good to blast one off
11. Have you ever farted but blamed someone else?
No, I usually like to take credit for my work
12. Has farting ever made you cry or blush?
No, most times it makes me laugh
13. Women, when peeing, do you fart?
Not a woman but I'll say sometimes
14. When peeing in a public restroom, and you have to fart, do you just let it rip, or do you try to hold it and still empty your bladder?
Farting at the urinal is fine in my book. I usually do it at a bar when I've been eating and drinking, so I have to piss from the beer and fart from the food, or any restaurant really. I was at a ball game once and I farted at the urinal and immediately knew I had to drop a deuce from the sound/smell so I stopped pissing, turned around and got in line for a stall.
15. Do you fart when you poop or diarrhea?
All the time.
16. Has anyone ever shamed you for farting?
In high school I was sitting right next to a girl and ripped a beefy one, so she heard and smelled it right away. Let's just say she was not happy about it.
17. Have you shamed someone else for farting?
Nope, it's all natural, but I might make a joke
18. Is there anything else that you would like to say about farting?
Mariah
Intro + Surveys ;)
Hello all! It's Mariah (pronounced like the singer) here! I literally found this site looking for diarrhea remedies if you can believe it. A couple days ago I had some funky Chinese takeout that caused me to have a very bad case of you-know-what so I was looking for anything to help. I stumbled upon these stories here and I've been addicted! While the foul matter continues to flow from my butt, I sit here and read story after story. Sadly it's not helped my diarrhea slow down, but it's provided a good amount of entertainment so I thought I'd give back :)
I'll start with the survey just to give you a basic idea of what I'm about!
1. Physical description of yourself
I'm short, and not afraid to say I'm a little big. What I can I say? I like my big butt! I have deep black hair I like to keep long, usually in a bun. My family is Puerto Rican btw :)
2. How long does it take you to pee?
I've never timed myself but I'd guess just a couple seconds to pee, longer when you take into account wiping and washing hands!
3. How long does it take you to poo?
I like to poop quick! Only a minute or two on the actual toilet, more time beforehand cleaning the seat (if it's in public) and afterwards wiping my butt/washing my hands. I usually go about once a day, late morning/early afternoon time.
4. What things make you poo?
Muffins! Muffins always make me have to poop for some reason. And recently I've found guacamole can be a problem. Earlier this year I went to a Super Bowl party and must've had too much because I had to, you know, GO very badly while I was sitting there watching the game. It was NOT pretty let me tell you! My gracious host did not have a problem with me smelling up their bathroom which I appreciated.
5. What things make you pee?
Water obviously, anything with caffeine really.
6. Do you wash your hands after you pee (always, sometimes, or never)?
Always! Especially now with the pandemic!
7. Do you wash your hands after you poo (always, sometimes, or never)?
Always!! Who doesn't??
8. If sometimes or never for 6 or 7, why? Just wondering
Don't ask me!! ;)
9. What kind of underwear do you prefer (thongs or briefs)? Why?
I have bikinis and thongs mostly. I like Jockey Women's brand personally. And I don't like anything with too much material because it starts to bunch up "down there!" Not fun!
Now, time for some stories! In response to what Catherine asked earlier about the social fallout of, well, pooping. It's so natural and common yet there's such shame around it! I have many, many stories related to this. I can't share all now, but here are two I find most revealing/amusing.
So one of my first experiences with this was in junior high. I went to a co-ed Catholic school, which I didn't like nearly as much as public school. One of my worst memories of this time was in eighth grade. We had mass during school, and soon after the sermon started, I realized I had to poop. Taking a poop break during mass seemed like bad form so I decided to hold it in.
Mass was usually pretty long, but believe me when I say this one went on forever! Just as I thought I might poop myself like a baby in front of everyone, it finally ended and I got a chance to visit the girl's room. Unfortunately, several other girls needed to use the bathroom as well. Of all of them, I seemed to be the only one pooping. It was loud, it was messy, and it was very, VERY smelly!
There was no denying where the sounds and smells were coming from either. I heard a couple "Oh my Gods" muttered from girls outside, and other comments about how bad it smelled. Like I said, I poop quick so I was done in time to step out and have everyone give me the stink-eye. I felt so embarrassed! As I was washing my hands, one of the girls mockingly asked if I was feeling better. I didn't know what to say so I just muttered "yes" and scurried out. From then on if I ever had to poop at school, I'd just hold it until I got home.
Nowadays, I work at a urologists office as a receptionist. All but one of the doctors are male, and the rest of my co-workers are women. There's only one bathroom in the office, and we like to keep that for patients to give samples so there are bathrooms down the hall we use instead. There's one for men, one for women. The women's room tends to see much more activity. Most of the time when I go, there's someone in there. And a lot of the time I'm in there, people will be waiting on me!
Remember when I said that muffins made me have to poop? Well, I had a raisin bran one for breakfast before work one day, along with a cup of coffee, and I swear I had to poop before I even got to the office! I got to the bathroom just in time, and thankfully no one was in there. But just as I was sitting down, getting ready to go, there was a knock at the door. I muttered back I'd be out in a minute and began pooping.
It was over fairly quickly, but definitely left its mark on the bathroom. There was a big mark in the toilet bowl even after I flushed, and the smell was unbelievable. My only hope for the stink was a bottle of Glade kept under the sink that I sprayed all around, knowing someone was about to walk right in on me. After washing my hands I exited to see it was Katerina, a kindly middle-aged Russian nurse I work with, who was waiting on me to leave the restroom. I smiled politely as I passed, hoping the Glade did its trick.
Later on, Katerina and I bumped into each other in the hallway. She lowered her voice to say "I noticed you had a large bowel movement earlier, are you feeling better?" These are the kinds of questions you get working with nurses and doctors I swear! They can't help but look at everyone as a patient. I told her I was just fine, feeling a lot better after I had that "movement" she mentioned previously.
This last part just killed me. Katerina asked if I used the air freshener after I pooped. I said yes. Her voice got even lower to say "You know, I just got wax for legs. The seat stung me when I sat." Apparently the residue of the Glade was left on the seat she sat down on, and wasn't exactly pleasant on her freshly-waxed legs. I couldn't help but giggle. "I'm sorry!" I offered back. She just walked away with an eyebrow raised.
That's it for now. Trust me, my butt has gotten me in plenty of embarrassing situations! If people are interested I'd be happy to share!
<3 Mariah <3Dean
Catherine's Flatulence Survey
1. How often do you fart?
A lot. At least three loud big trumpet sounding ones a day.
2. Do your farts tend to be noisy or silent?
Usually noisy.
3. Do your farts smell?
Only the loud ones usually.
4. Have you every accidently farted out loud in a situation that it was not appropriate?
Yes. On an elevator with two female co-workers. I usually start to feel gassy around 1pm and have to take a gassy dump and I'll ride the elevator up to a more private bathroom. One day I was particularly gassy riding up with two women I knew and the elevator just stopped. We waited for about eight minutes and one of them Jen, who is about my age(32) noticed I looked uncomfortable and was clutching my stomach. She asked if I was okay and I had to admit I was very gassy. Her and the other woman Sam who is in her mid-20s were understanding but also found it a bit humorous. I held on for as long as I could but a huge fart escaped my clenched butt and made a huge 5 second trumpet sound. The two women covered their nose while giggling as I apologized and turned beet red. They said it was alright while still giggling and fanning the air. Sam sprayed something from her purse to help with the smell. We got out about ten minutes later and I hurried off to the bathroom. When I told my girlfriend Sofia what happened she felt sorry for me but also thought it was really funny.
5. Have you ever accidently farted a silent but deadly in a situation that was not appropriate?
Yes but not very often. I share a double cubicle with a co-worker named Heather and I have accidentally farted silently and loudly in front of her a few times.
6. When you are alone, how do you manage to handle an attack of smelly gas? Do you leave the room and go to the restroom? Light a candle? Or, just let it rip?
I'm rarely alone because I live with my girlfriend Sofia in a small one bedroom apartment. If we are alone sitting on the couch and I have to fart I'll usually get up and aim my butt in the bathroom doorway and let it blast while Sofia looks back at me and giggles from the couch.
7. When you have a case of gas that causes loud farts, but relatively little to no smell, how do you handle that when you are with others? Do you excuse yourself to the restroom? Do you step outside or away from the group? When you are alone, how do you handle it?
My loud farts usually always smell so I usually excuse myself if I can help it.
8. Do you ever take medicine to ease gas?
Yes. Sometimes my gas is so bad I have to get anti-gas medicine from the drug store. The last time I bought it a couple of weeks ago it was very embarrassing because the cashier was a 20 something attractive woman and I accidentally farted really loud when I got up to the counter. She started to smile holding back laughter and she let it out when she saw my purchase of extra strength Gas-X. She said "Sounds like you really needed this huh" and I said yeah while I blushed and fanned the back of my ass with my hand.
9. Do you ever do anything naughty when you fart? (Sometimes I will sit on a hard chair or stool and force the fart out to see how loud I can do it. Others might fart in people's faces or something. What do you do?)
I once farted in my older sister Lisa's face for picking on me. It wasn't really worth it. :P (see story under question 16.)
10. Do you enjoy farting?
Usually as long as my stomach isn't hurting.
11. Have you ever farted but blamed someone else?
No.
12. Has farting ever made you cry or blush?
It makes me blush every time i fart in public accidentally.
13. Women, when peeing, do you fart?
N/A
14. When peeing in a public restroom, and you have to fart, do you just let it rip, or do you try to hold it and still empty your bladder?
I usually just let it Rip. In college my dorm had unisex bathrooms so I'd usually try to hold it their while peeing in a stall if I knew there was a girl in there brushing her teeth or something. I'm not sure why though because I'm sure at least every girl in that dorm heard me blow up a toilet in those same stalls at least once. The usual reaction from them would be to either giggle and crack jokes or just leave the bathroom really fast. One girl named Amber who was peeing in the stall next to me once politely asked for a courtesy flush after I had been farting for ten minutes with my butt doing its best impression of a machine gun. I didn't mind flushing but it didn't really help with the smell much.
15. Do you fart when you poop or diarrhea?
Yes
16. Has anyone ever shamed you for farting?
Mostly my older sister Lisa. She was 3 years older than me and we shared a bathroom that our rooms went into from different doors. Whenever I was having a twenty minute plus gassy poop session and she needed into the bathroom she would get irritated and mad hearing me blow up the toilet. She wanted me to use the basement bathroom if I had to fart but sometimes I just knew I wouldn't make it so I had to use our shared bathroom. She use to pick on me a lot being five inches taller and strong from playing volleyball and would sneak up behind me and give me wedgies pulling my fruit of the looms briefs painfully up my butt especially if I had gas bombed the shared bathroom. One time when I was 11 years old and she was 14 years old I farted in her face while she was laying on the couch and she chased me down and tugged on my undies while sitting on my back until they ripped. I use to get a lot of skid marks in my tightie whities underwear and I'm not sure if it was from being gassy or because my sister yanked them up my butt every few days.
17. Have you shamed someone else for farting?
No
18. Is there anything else that you would like to say about farting?
Nope.Josie
General Survey
The survey is great, Catherine.
Carol and Jane also did the survey, so I'll write their answer too (M is for me, C is for Carol, J is for Jane)
1.Physical description of yourself: M: 37 years old, 162cm tall, weight 110lbs, black hair black eye, brown skin. I used to have very athletic great figure because I used to be gymnastics during college, but now after Jane was born I became not that curvy.
C: 16 years old, 165cm tall, weight 130lbs, black hair brown eye, brown skin, curvy figure, big hips.
J: 14 years old, 178cm tall, weight 104lbs, long blonde hair blue eye, white skin, very slim.
2. How long does it take you to pee?
M: Usually two minutes. C: One minutes. J: About one minutes
3. How long does it take you to poo? M: five minutes, two times a day. C: fifteen minutes, three times a day. J: four minutes, two times a day.
4. What things make you poo? M: spicy food, high fiber things, alcohol, coffee. C: too much milk, spicy food. J: sea food, beef, ice cream
5. What things make you pee? M: water, coffee. C and J: water
6. Do you wash your hands after you pee? M, C, J: always
7. Do you wash your hands after you poo? M, C, J: always
8. Sorry. But I don't think I understand the question.
9. What kind of underwear do you prefer? M, C: briefs. J: thongs.Josie
Diarrhea Survey
1. How often do you get diarrhea? M: about three times a year. C: few times a month. J: one time a month.
2. When do you decide that you are sick with diarrhea? M: after the second trip to bathroom with loose stool. C: the first trip to bathroom with loose stool. J: multiple trips.
3. How long does it last? Have you ever had one last longer than 2-3 days? M: usually just a day, I used to had stomach flu last for a month. C: usually last for half day, never had one longer than 2 days. J: last for maybe two days, used to have one last about three months (not pooping like hell for three months, just keep having small attack in a long time).
4. Best experience with diarrhea. M: having diarrhea at home, and my family cared about me. C: there's no good experience of diarrhea for me. J: having diarrhea in school and get to toilet just in time.
5. Your worst. M: having diarrhea attack when driving, did a mess in my pants. C: diarrhea during a date, didn't poop myself but I ripped a lot of wet fart infront of boyfriend. J: having diarrhea in a crowded bathroom, can't wait to get in stall and filled my pants with runny poop.
6. Prefer diarrhea? M: large amounts, smooth, mushy. C: explosive, chunky. J: large amounts, mushy, explosive.
7. Have you ever had diarrhea in public bathroom? On a date? Or out with friends? M: experienced all three. C: had diarrhea during date, have multiple trips to bathroom and totally messed up the date. J: out with friends.
8. Accident with diarrhea? M: small amount. C: I didn't. J: three times. Two times just squirt, one time the whole amount.
9. Disposable undergarments during diarrhea? M, C: No. J: sometimes.
10. Go to work or school with diarrhea or stays at home? M, C: stays at home. J: go to school.
11. When diarrhea, eat and drink normally or avoid some food? Avoid some food.
12. Sit for a long time or make a lot of trip to bathroom? M: sit for long. C, J: many trips.
13. What gives you diarrhea? M: lots of alcohol, too much spicy food, cold food. C: coke, spicy food. J: sea food, milk, too much meat, spicy food and cold food.
14. Had diarrhea when attractive? M: didn't. C: during the date. J: having serious diarrhea attack on a ball, while I think I was very attractive on it.
15. Embarrass or humiliated you? Embarrassed of course, never humiliated.
16. Anything else about diarrhea? There are too many interesting and also embarrassing story about diarrhea, maybe I'll talk about them later in other posts.
At last, thank you Catherine for putting out those interesting survey.Josie
Flatulence Survey
M for me, C for Carol and J for Jane
1. How often do you fart? It varys. But we've count the farting time of today. M: 24 times. C: 18 times. J: 28 times
2. Do your fart tend to be noisy or silent? M: sometimes noisy, usually silent. C, J: usually noisy
3. Do your fart smell? M: usually smell. C: not always. It will became smelly before pooping. J: usually smell.
4. Have you ever accidentally farted out loud in a situation that was not appropriate? M: yes. I've fart a loud one during a meeting. C, J: yes. Farted loud during class.
5. Have you ever accidentally farted a silent but deadly in a situation that was not appropriate? M: did this many times. The most memorable one is that I farted a very deadly one during practice gymnastics in college, that one stink up the gym for five minutes. C: yes. I've fart like this during a date, but my boyfriend didn't realize that it was me. J: Did it couple of times. I gave a speech to the school one year ago while I was suffering from stomach bug, I keep farting a lot of silent but deadly one during speech, and make the audience think that someone just poop in pants.
6. When you're alone, how do you manage gas? M, C, J: let it rip.
7. How do you manage loud farts when with other? M: let it rip. C: go to the restroom. J: hold it if I can.
8. Take medicine to ease gas? No.
9. Do anything naughty when fart? M: no. C, J: clamp my butt and fart to see how loud it could be
10. Enjoy farting? Yes.
11. Blame someone else for farting? M, J: no. C: sometimes
12. Has farting ever made you cry or blush? M, C: just blush. J: never cry or blush.
13. Do you fart when peeing? M: no. C: always. J: sometimes.
14. When you pee in public, and have to fart, will you fart? M: usually didn't fart when peeing. C: hold it if I can. J: just let it rip.
15. Do you fart when poop or diarrhea? M: sometimes fart when poop, always fart during diarrhea. C, J: yes for both.
16. Has anyone ever shamed you for farting? No.
17. Have you ever shamed someone else for farting? No.
18. Anything else would you like to say about farting? My family is quite open about fart, we fart in front of each other without stress, Carol and Jane even compete their fart sometimes.