Shannon
bad diarrhea
I posted just a little bit ago responding to my survey replies, and almost immediately after i was done i got the worst sharp cramp in my stomach. I suddenly needed to go to the bathroom very urgently, and i got up and rushed to the bathroom. i lost a wave on the way there that soiled my undies pretty bad but i got most of it in the toilet. i wonder what brought that on? i don't usually get those horrible instant bouts of diarrhea. the closest thing to that experience i can recall is when i was in the uber earlier this year and had an accident. that one came on slow at first but then suddenly ramped up to that very urgent feeling, but not like this. i was literally sitting there not having to poop at all, and within 2 minutes i was on the toilet with soiled panties around my ankles. i guess that's just me... i also think its funny and maybe coincidental that i was posting here just before it happened.
xoxo
Shannon
Thursday, July 09, 2020
Miranda
Day off work at the park
The other day both Kennard and myself had a day off from our summer jobs so we walked over to a large park near our houses. He brought his fishing pole and tackle box and I had my art carrier. It was about 9 a.m. at his house and he was stalling leaving because he was hoping to get the daily crap in. Even though he's been a high school graduate for a couple of months, he cannot get over the trauma of using a bathroom away from home. During our years of high school he always held his crap until the dismissal bell. Then he'd hurry home, take his crap, and then join me back at school or at my house where we'd do homework or relax at the park. I've had mixed feelings about that and how it obscures reality. Like probably 80% of my craps were at school, my place of work or the park, where we hang out big time. At home, his bathroom door is behind the toilet so I carefully looked in on him. He was fidgeting and it looked like he had his knuckles penetrating his knees as he was pushing hard and swearing a bit under his breath. He did have his new red boxer shorts on which I bought him as part of his graduation gift.
He came out with obvious frustration, since there was no flush I knew he had struck-out again. He suggested I might want to go before we left, and I said I could wait for later. It was about a half hour walk to the park and we cut through some vacant lots and one truck company parking lot. I tripped over a piece of equipment and bruised my right knee bad enough that when I feel backwards onto my butt, I almost crapped my shorts. I told Kennard and he gave me the usual hard time about not going back at his house. I don't like to put him down but I got over over any qualms about using public bathrooms years ago. Now I'm trying to bring him along!
When we crossed Main I told Kennard I was going to need a bathroom stop. My need was already turtle-heading. I gave Kennard my art carrier and trotted to a multi-bay self-serve car wash building which had a hole-in-the-wall toilet available for use by both genders. I knocked, luckily got no response, and within 10 seconds my buns were on one strange-shaped seat. It wasn't that comfortable and the door latch looked like it was going to fall off on my injured knee. I don't think it took me 15 seconds to pass what was 1.5-inches in diameter, but semi-soft and comforting. There was only these small squares of toilet paper in the holder. They were almost out and I knew I had to make the 4 or 5 remaining count. They were so bad I got some soft crap on 4 of my fingers and a little more on the front of the white seat as I slid forward off it. I glanced up at a decal stuck over the door: Please Keep Our Bathroom In Good Condition! I resisted my urge to leave some dark brown graffiti on it.
We had an enjoyable day. I peed 3 separate times and luckily the large toilet rooms had soap and semi-hot water available. Each time it seemed like I got more of the smell off my fingers. Kennard peed 2 1/2 times. The 1/2 was against a huge old tree stump as we were walking up this hill to my favorite 10 toilet bathroom. Kennard got wood and was only able to contribute about 10 seconds. But we both found it to be amusing. With his craps he is so regular. At about 3 p.m. it was obvious that our large fast food lunch was going through his system. I figured he was probably lying when he climbed the hill to the guys' bathroom and came right back saying it was locked. I knew the ladies' was well stocked from my earlier experience. There were so few people that far up the hill so I told him to take the ladies and that I would watch the entrance for him. None of the toilets had doors for privacy and he went into the first one right behind me. I heard a thud onto the seat and this immediate 30 second blast of gas told me that he was going to be productive. I can think of only one other time in all the years I've known him when I've insisted that he use the ladies toilet.
He said she liked the toilet paper, but said the lack of privacy was just as bad as in the guys.' We ended up staying two extra hours at the park that day because he didn't need to run home for a you-know-what.
He may be ready for college and independent living after all.Bianca
Another One
It was another multi-poop day for me starting with a medium sized load after breakfast. The unusual part was that seemingly almost 10 minutes later a slightly mor need to do the same toilet action came about again. It was one of those needs where you feel the activity in your stomach and lower end. It had a gas shifting sensation as I searched for something on Google (never found it). A couple times after my poop was loose even though I didn't feel bad. Mom has had diarrhea for a while, but doesn't know why yet. She tried eating applesauce and drank broth, so we'll see how it goes. I've heard gas from her, and Mom's let out some trumpetting toots before. Bye!gregg
positioned pooper
Hi and welcome. Never met anyone quite like you.. I took your survey:
1. What is the strangest position you have ever pooped in?
Squatting over compost
2. If you have ever pooped while laying down, do you find it easier to do it while laying on your back, side, or stomach?
No, but my ex did lay her belly over the table while standing and poop a couple times. I would recommend this
3. Do you find pooping more pleasurable when it's more difficult?
No
4. Do you have any stories about yourself or anyone else pooping in a strange position?
One night me and my honey were hangin at my place and she was feeling 'naughty'. So we had a big lunch and i suggested pooping it on the floor. She was hesitant but I reassured her that pooping is normally and the more u doo just shows me u are a healthy lady. I then saw the sparkle come into her eye. She said where should i go. I said let you butt guide you. I thought man, im good!
She then layed over the table and began pushing. Without peeing, turds started crackling out her ass. I said hows it feel? She responds nnnggghh crackling... Thud. I said good girl. She pooped and pooped without peeing surprisingly. When she was done she stood up and we looked at her mess. All the turds landed ontop of each other making a mound of old lunch. I said lunch was good huh? This was the 1st time i can truly say my honey was beyond words. She looked at me and well.. We went to bed.
PS. Cant wait to hear some 4th of July stories.
Victoria b. Nice work breaking another friends toilet. Ever pooped with some competition?
And Jane Please talk about you and your moms pooping experiencesFog
Spotted pooping
I was jogging at this local park when a sudden, strong urge to poop hit me. I immediately headed for one of the nearby wooded areas, found what I thought was a suitable spot behind a big tree that I thought mostly shielded me, pulled down my pants and squatted and let it all come out. After about 30 seconds I could see three women walking on the nearby jogging trail and of course at that moment, one of them looked my way and saw me. She put her hand to her mouth then started pointing my way loudly telling her companions to "look! look! Do you see that? He's sh_ting over there!"
Embarrassed but not wanting to show it, I shot them the bird, stood and turned my dirty behind toward them, and started twerking. That'll show 'em, LOL!
Yes, I'm a new poster and long time lurker. I'd like give shout outs to Bianca (your posts always brighten my day because your joy always comes through), Victoria, and Catherine - I love your comments and stories.
Mina
Potatoes
Hallo Everybody, maybe you angry terribly because your very own bad Mina abandon from you. I am sorry very much. I was not so well. I cried many times, I don't know reason. I always cried on loo. When I am motions, it is 10 or 15 minutes cry non stop. Friend come into loo and caress non stop until I finish. Then she look into loo and show me happy happy face. She is always so happy when my motions huge volume, and they are huge volume everytime.
But now I feel a bit better. So I tell you story of Maho. It is second hand story because I hear from Kazuko. ( and she wrote memo.) But I also see photo.
When Kazuko teleworking, Maho next her said, "I feel kurushii, I take break and go to loo." Kazuko said OK, but she was middle of important task so she stayed computer. When she finish, she look to loo. Maybe Maho is there 5 minutes. Maho doesn't move. Kazuko do more work little, then she looked again. Maho was exactly same position. She was like statue! BY the way, kurushii means painful.
"Maholin what you are doing? You never move!!"
Maho slowly turn head to look at Kazuko. She gave little smile. Then she stood up and turn away from Kazuko so Kazuko can look into loo.
Kazuko said gasp. In loo, five large brown potatoes, with some more brown under. Very pretty potatoes! Nice and round, long is about 7 centimetres and wide is about five, all of them. Kazuko took photo, so I and Hisae could see.
Kazuko said to Maho, "so beautiful!" Maho gave her smile, and tear go down her cheek. Then some more tears. Kazuko said, "Now I flush." Maho nod head slowly. Kazuko flushed, them Maho sat down and start to do again.
Kazuko decided to have break and stayed with Maho. Maho became to statue again, but under her bottom, it is move, because Kazuko hear plop, plop, plop.
Then Maho whisper, "finish" (in Japanese, "sunda" and stand. Kazuko look into and four pretty potatoes this time, nothing under so water is clear. Kazuko took photo again. Then Maho sat down to clean with washlet and Kazuko dried her. Lucky Kazu. But I don't complain because I dry beautiful Maho often.
When Kazuko and Maho show me photos, off course I start to cry. Maho hugged me long time. We don't kiss now, but Maho kissed me later in bath after wash body. Can you guess which part of body she kiss me?
Just now I read some posts. Thank you to Victoria and Catherine! You are always kind to bad Mina.
I do survey another time. But I never forget you everybody so don't angry please.
Love and many kiss.
Mina and Maho and Kazuko and Hisae
Catherine
To Jen
Jen, welcome to the forum. I am so sorry that you had that experience at your in-law's house. I hope that things are well with you and your relationship with your family. Sending love and hugs!
Catherine!
Catherine
Responses and Story
Victoria B: Nice going! What an awesome dump! I hope all is well with Robyn's toilet!
Something (other than COVID-19) must be in the air because I had a really massive doodie this morning too! Alan, of course, is home for the summer so he's watching our boy, who will be three next month and the girls. I had my morning workout breakfast shower and had just finished throwing my hair into a donut bun when nature called. It called, then it called back and then it kept calling! The urge was so strong that I delayed my trip to the toilet for a few minutes just to enjoy the sensation. Then, I realized I had better get to the toilet or I was going to have a mess!
I ripped my slacks down and my body just did the rest. There was so much poop. It felt so good to let my body do its thing naturally. It was soft, medium-brown and began as one long poop but then broke up as it settled in the water. I had to take a pic! The aroma was a nice, not too unpleasant, healthy poop smell. I activated the washlet and enjoyed the cleansing, followed by a couple of wipes with Charmin for good measure.
It all went down with a good flush!
I'm staying regular and eating healthy and hearty. But, as I've shared before, I'm not sure why the size of my poop was much larger than my already large, voluminous doodies!
I hope you are well, regular and having some wonderful bathroom experiences!
Love to all!
Catherine!Bianca
Noisy
Hi folks. I had a noisy shit this morning. My poop was medium sized, and semi solid. It was another doubler for me today too, as I did another poop later. I had also gotten a poopy finger from wiping which I hadn't experienced in a while. Another thing that happened with a poop I had on a different day was that it smelled mild, but the odor it did have wasn't particularly nasty. I had wasabi with my sushi today, so I'd expect that my next poop will burn as the spice going in was felt in my nose. I don't recall having a burning poop last time, but I also had some spicy peppers in the sushi itself, so that might give some poop heat. What I meant about garlic burning before is when it's raw. I'm sure raw garlic is the type that'll make your poop smell stronger compared to cooked as well. Bye!
Andrea and Louise
Questions for Everyone - Positioned Pooper
Hi Everyone, Love the posts on here. Iam the other Andrea that posts on here and my sister Louise. We both love the whole bathroom and pooping experience and have our own bathrooms for comfort and relaxation on the loo for long periods knowing we wont get interrupted. Our toilet positions are usually to sit on the seat but sit right back relaxing against the cistern area. We both sit and position our legs pulled under the pan on tip toe with thighs close together which with long sits of more than an hour gives a fantastic tingling felling it is awesome. This coupled with a large hard poo is awesome. Like Positioned Pooper we often hold the poo for several days if we can to ensure it is larger and harder. We have tried other positions on the loo such as facing towards the cistern and side always but always return to our favoured position as above. Never pooped lying down as we love the whole feeling of sitting on the toilet for long periods. No poo should be rushed. Yes we both find pooping more pleasurable the more difficult and hard it is to do. We will both really take our time and need complete privacy for these fantastic times on the loo which can be several hours. We just sit until it gradually slowly comes the feeling is awesome and we really savour and enjoy every moment.No stories about others really. Iam a secretary and Louise a teacher - she encourages her pupils to take their time in and on the loo - once finding a more private less used school toilet for a pupil who had not pooped for a few days for increased privacy and comfort. The pupil a fellow toilet and poop lover was over the moon. We are both thin and keep ourselves fit and go for a run after long spells on the loo. We enjoy at least an hour or more per poo but at weekends in particular several hours are spent on the loo for fantastic enjoyment and comfort.
Angel
To Sera
Sera - Sorry, it's been a bit busy around here lately so sorry I haven't replied to you until now. I've just checked back and seen your reply. Yes, having seen other posts from you, I now see that you are in Australia - I just assumed the UK, that will teach me not to assume things! lol :)
I was very nervous to go out in public wearing them for awhile, it does take some getting used to, but honestly nobody has ever noticed from what I can tell. Your bladder Will not we can at all if you continue to hold like you would if you weren't wearing protection, the only time it could possibly weaken is if you started to relax every time you need to have a wee, and let little bits out every 10/20 minutes. This wouldn't exactly we can your bladder, it just becomes muscle memory, and then you have to so-called retrain your muscles to remember to hold and not release. If you are using them just as an emergency measure, holding like normal and then using them if you really need to, will not affect your bladder at all. Just remember if you do this not to release a strong stream, as the protection will not cope with this. You have to release a slow stream or several 10 second strong streams.
Always Boutique are the best, however I've heard that drynites work well for some girls too.
I am nearly totally urinary incontinent and only feel it just before I start to wee, but sometimes I can tell that I need to go but know I can't get to the toilet in time, so I just use my protection.
My bowels are really unpredictable at the moment, but that's mainly due to taking laxatives as I have an, as yet, undiagnosed bowel condition.
You could also look at washable underwear which offers a little bit of protection if you lose a small squirt of Wii, but these are mainly for people if you can't get to the toilet quick enough, as they are not made for large amounts of liquid.
I'm also sorry to hear about your accident, but the puddle on the arrow by the toilets kind of suggests that another girl had a problem just like you.
I think there will be a lot of girls like us walking round with very soggy underwear, or in my case, protection! Take care and stay safe.
Angel
Seraphina (Sera)
Reply to Monica B
Hi Monica!
You asked if anyone avoids work restrooms. Well I do but it's not work, it's at school. Check my previous posts under "Seraphina". I am new here but you will see I tried to hold for an entire school day recently and on the second day ended up having an accident. Just a 5 hour hold would be a dream for me!
Like you I know what you mean about the virus wrecking havoc on anxiety. At school they have removed the toilet doors so I have to get a friend to stand guard for me when I go. But I try not too.
I used to have such a strong bladder but not so much any more. Have you every had a major wetting at work? If so did any one find out? And what about before the virus. Were you always like that? I think I was.
I would always try to hold it than give in and go to the toilet. I have lots of stories about those times. Just need to find the time to post them.
Sera.
Wednesday, July 08, 2020
Monika B.
Omg I'm sorry about all the sudden posts. I hope this isn't considered spam.
But today was...interesting. Most mornings, I hold my morning pee for awhile, usually at last half an hour (usually closer to an hour). I like to get my coffee, lie in bed, and wait until I REALLY have to go (pee or poop or both). So I woke up at 8:30 today and had to pee kind of badly, but I held it while drinking my coffee and water and watching YouTube. Around 9 I realized I really had to go both ways, mostly poop, but kept holding it for some reason. Then I got a call for a therapy session I sort of forgot about. Oooooof. Luckily it was only half an hour, but omg I REALLY had to poop and my stomach was hurting. I scrambled out of my room and went to the bathroom, and it was basically diarrhea. Omg. It's my fault, I've been eating stuff I know my stomach doesn't like. I'm fine, I took meds and it's gone.
Not only that, but sometimes when I get diarrhea (I have ibs so this happens fairly often), my bladder feels weaker. This happened today. I don't use the restroom at work because I'm super paranoid about COVID. Normally it's actually nbd; I only work 5 hours most days and I usually don't even need it until maybe the last hour, and it's manageable. But I had to leave a little early to run an errand, and despite careful planning with drinks, I felt a very slight urge at the beginning of my shift. I still had no trouble holding it until I got home, but I definitely felt strong urges for the last two hours. It really wasn't that bad though. I'm so glad I cut down on coffee; this situation would be way worse. Anyone else avoiding work restrooms?Sherryl
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Yes Marie, I know that feeling. I've sometimes been so lazy that I don't want to walk the extra 3 steps to the toilet and will just hop up on the sink n use it as my potty. that's cool about your new potty that you bought. Have you been able to use it yet? I also like your suggestion for Audrey. The one problem with it is someone else might find it and use it and I don't know how you or her are but I don't like sharing the special potties with others I don't know heeheeheehee. I gave her some suggestions too. I hope that she has plenty of stories about it when she gets home. When did you last get to potty in the woods and what did you do and how did you do it?
Stacy
Hey guys I found this super cool survey I will like to take. Question 1
When you ladies use the toilet do your pants get pulled down to knee level, or do you go the ankle route?
in public it depends on what i'm wearing like if i'm in jeans or shorts I have them them down around my shins, if i'm in a skirt it's going be pulled up but my panties around my ankles
Question 2
When sitting do you place your hands in your lap or do you rest them on each hip?
I prefer my lap unless I'm bored playing on my phone
Question 3
Do you pee before, during or after while having a poo?
both at the beginning middle and end
Question 4
Is farting normal during a poo? Are they loud audible echoes or quiet airy hisses?
It depends but mainly long zippier farts
Question 5
Do you ladies wipe from the seated position, or do you stand ? if in a skirt standing but pants or shorts seated
Question 6
How many times a day to you poop? How many times do you pee?
I poop normally 3 times a day either before school or when I get to school, after lunch or last class, after school activities, out with friends or boyfriend house .
Question 7
Have you ever let your significant other watch while you were on the toilet I have seen my boyfriend take monsters pooping cause he enjoys when I keep complaining about how bad it smell , a few times he seen me pee hopefully soon I will be able to poop with him but that be next levelPositioned Pooper
Questions for Everyone
I have a few questions for anyone reading.
But first, an introduction.
Hello, I'm Positioned Pooper (which is an alias, obviously.) I am a 25 year old married woman. I'm 5'3" with light brown hair and a moderately curvy figure. My poops are normally solid and large. Sometimes I hold for a few days to make them larger.
I enjoy experimenting with different positions to poop in. I've obviously pooped sitting and even squatting before, but those are easy. The poop slides right out. I like to position myself in ways that make it harder to have a BM. I've tried pooping standing up, I've tried pooping while laying on my side, back and stomach, and I've tried pooping while sitting flat on he floor. I've tried all kinds of positions. I really want to try pooping while hanging upside down but I haven't figured out a safe way to do that yet.
I just love the extra challenge. The poop doesn't slide out easily so you have to squeeze it out yourself. It makes the relief so much more rewarding!
Here are my questions.
1. What is the strangest position you have ever pooped in?
2. If you have ever pooped while laying down, do you find it easier to do it while laying on your back, side, or stomach?
3. Do you find pooping more pleasurable when it's more difficult?
4. Do you have any stories about yourself or anyone else pooping in a strange position?
Please answer!
Tyler C
Shannon's Survey & Going Wee Wee All the Way Home
Thanks again unnamed commenter! I'm assuming you're the same person.
Hey Shanna: I've had some mornings where I immediately have to take a huge dump. It's not just you.
Hey Shannon: Your love your stories. I decided to take your survey.
1. Age and gender? - 21 M
2. Have you ever had an accident? - To say I've had a few would be a huge understatement.
3. Pee accident? - yes
4. Poop accident? - yep
5. How old were you the last time you peed your pants? - 21 (I told this story a few weeks ago.)
6. Were there any witnesses? - Yeah, some teens I didn't know and never saw again who rode by on bikes.
7. Were you embarrassed, thrilled or indifferent? - embarrassed mostly, but I guess it was kind of fun in hindsight since no one I know caught me.
8. How did you respond to the situation? - I rode my bike home and changed before my parents saw me.
9. How old were you the last time you pooped your pants? - 19
10. Were there any witnesses? - People were there, but I don't think they noticed.
11. Were you embarrassed, thrilled or indifferent? - This one was just embarrassing. I'm not a huge fan of pooping myself and I was so close to getting caught.
12. How did you respond to the situation? - I managed to sneak into the bathroom and clean myself up. (I'll tell the full story some time later.)
13. Do you have a fear of having an accident? - Not generally. I don't have any actual problems. I've just happened to find myself in some awkward situations.
14. Have you sought help or treatment if it is a reoccurring problem? - Again, it has happened a handful of times, but I don't have any problems.
15. Have you or do you use protective items like diapers? - No, but knowing that the virus can spread through flushing the toilet, diapers don't sound like a bad idea. (I'm only half joking!)
16. Share a memorable accident story!:
I figured I'd share this one because it happened only several months after my previous story. My dad always had a full time job whereas my mom worked part time throughout my Elementary School years to take care of me. When I got to Middle School, she decided I was old enough to be left alone for a couple hours here and there, so she started working different shifts and would leave a house key for me in a small box under the steps of our tool-shed. I mentioned in my first story that I was always shy about asking teachers if I could use the bathroom. That's the case here. I also hate going during the breaks between classes because that's when everyone else goes and waiting for a stall to open makes me late. (I hate urinals by the way, especially that school's urinals because they don't even have dividers, so everyone could easily see each other's wienies.) Of course, I usually had common sense and would ask the teacher or go between classes if I absolutely had to. I'd never just sit there and let my accident happen. However, in the first couple months of Middle School I was a bit more self conscious. I wasn't a nervous wreck or anything, but there is a natural amount of anxiety that comes with starting at a new school. Again, I would never let it get to the point where I was just sitting at my desk making a mess of the chair, but I did push up my threshold a bit for when I would act on my need. I had great muscle control, so sometimes if it was toward the end of the day and I had to go pretty bad, but was pretty sure I could hold it, I would try to relieve the pressure by methodically letting little, split-second long spurts go in my underwear. It actually would work. It actually took quite a few spurts until it would make a dot on the outside of my pants. Then, if I had to let more out, I would just reposition my penis and wet another side of my undies. It didn't always come to this, but it was an option for me. By the way, If I did this in P.E., I would face the wall while changing in the locker room. I didn't want anyone looking at the front of my tighty whities and seeing the little yellow spot I'd made.
This was a good system. That is until one day about 3 months into 6th Grade. I was walking home one day. This was one of those days where I really had to go and I had already let some tiny spurts out. It took me about 10 minutes to walk home from school. About 3 minutes into my walk I realized that I probably should have taken care of this before I left school. I figured I could probably make it since I only had about 7 minutes left in my walk, but I wasn't sure. I figured I should run, but then some friends walked up and started talking to me. I usually walked home alone, but sometimes depending if they hung around at school longer or left right away I'd run into some friends of mine. One of them was Max, who I mentioned in my "Peeing in a Secret Spot" story. The other two were Stephen and Gabe. Their names aren't really relevant to the story, I'm just trying to paint the scene better. Anyways, it would have been rude to just run away from them, so I just walked at a normal pace and talked to them for a while.
When they went off to their individual streets, I started sprinting down my street and into my backyard. Movement usually helps me when I have to pee, but I could already feel it in the tip of my penis. I was basically running while holding my wiener with one hand. I looked in the hiding place for the key, but I couldn't find it. I panicked and started looking around the area thinking that it might have been knock away somewhere. I was on my hands and knees looking all over the ground. I felt my pee start to escape in involuntary bursts. I got up. I think there was already a small circular wet patch on the front of my pants at this point. I didn't know what to do. I seemed to be out of options. I decided to call my mom to ask her where the key was. I dialed my phone. It rung for a while before she answered. Finally she picked up.
"Mom! They key isn't under the shed steps!"
"Tyler, I told you this morning that I moved it. It should be under the welcome mat."
I didn't remember her saying that. I must have tuned her out that morning. Oops! She decided to stay on the line until I got in the house just to be sure. I found the key. I ran up to the back door. I had to stand still for a couple seconds as I unlocked the door. Just then, as I stood there at the door with my phone in one hand, a key in the other, a sudden relieving euphoria took over me. I was momentarily confused what was going on, but I felt so good I didn't care. I felt all my muscles start to relax and I almost dropped my phone. I let out an audible "Aaahhhh!" of relief. I felt a familiar feeling of warmth enveloping my lower half. Just then, I heard my mom say, "Tyler, what's happening? Did you get in?" I suddenly snapped back to reality. I realized what was going on in my pants and I stopped it mid stream. I opened to door and told my Mom I was fine and said "Bye." I rushed in and kicked off my shoes. I felt the flow start back up on its own before I could get in the bathroom. I realized it was going to get to the bottom of my pant leg before I would have time to unzip and get my penis out, so as soon as I got in the bathroom I went straight for the bathtub and just went to town on those jeans.
We had a full body mirror in that bathroom and believe me, there was barely a dry inch left on those jeans. This was several months after the month I used my secret pants as a urinal, so I was familiar with how to clean my pants and this whole situation didn't really phase me too much. Neither of my parents would be home for a while anyways. I actually lounged around in my self-customized yellow tighty whities for about 20 minutes. I got some food and played some video games before I got around to doing the laundry.Sherryl
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Yes Marie, I know that feeling. I've sometimes been so lazy that I don't want to walk the extra 3 steps to the toilet and will just hop up on the sink n use it as my potty. that's cool about your new potty that you bought. Have you been able to use it yet? I also like your suggestion for Audrey. The one problem with it is someone else might find it and use it and I don't know how you or her are but I don't like sharing the special potties with others I don't know heeheeheehee. I gave her some suggestions too. I hope that she has plenty of stories about it when she gets home. When did you last get to potty in the woods and what did you do and how did you do it?
Celine
Reply to Lilly
Thanks so much for answering my questions!! That's so nice that you're able to go two times in a day and are so regular. Since you mentioned you would usually poop right before practice - do your cheer practices usually take place in the evening at about the same time as your evening poop? Would it be around 7 pm or would it be later? Congrats on the really satisfying dump that you had that day, I'll bet it felf amazing! And it's definitely healthy to eat no processed foods and all, I wonder what foods do you eat and how do you stick to your food plan? I don't quite eat that healthy and I have no clue how to change my diet for the better, haha! Although I really want to.
PLEASE PLEASE tell me about the time when you were 15 and hit with nasty constipation spell that had you decide to never rush along a bowel movement again! As I mentioned, I am also phobic and I really want to hear about your story. OHHHHH and a pink toilet, that's so cool! How did you get a pink toilet in a bathroom all to yourself? Your so lucky and no doubt it would be really comfortable to sit on and do your poop and pee!!
My cheer practices generally were on weekends, around noon on Saturdays. I would typically shit that morning, right after waking up, but sometimes I wouldn't need to go and I would go to practice knowing I'd probably need to take a dump immediately after. And indeed, there were times when we'd finish and I'd make a beeline for the toilets in the locker room with a sizable poop waiting to be evacuated. As far as my diet, I eat lots of salad. I make sure to get enough protein, but I'm careful not to overdo it as it tends to back me up. It can be a little dull, eating healthy, but before that my diet was garbage and I think that resulted in the constipation. The day I finally took my first shit in a school bathroom, I had been constipated close to five days and I was in serious pain. During my first period, in the morning, it all just hit me at once and I knew it was coming, whether I wanted it to or not. I walked, slowly, to the girls bathroom and thankfully, it was empty. I went in a stall, very gently unzipped my jeans, and sat gingerly on the toilet. I peed a little first and then cut a really loud fart, and my hole began to stretch wide as a monster turd forced its way out of me. It didn't feel too dry, but it was VERY thick, and the pain was so horrible. Tears sprang from my eyes. After about ten minutes, it broke off and splashed loudly into the bowl. I gasped, and even cried a little. It felt amazing to finally shit, but it was SO painful and I was really scared to look in the bowl, thinking I'd see blood. I didn't. What I saw was a sixteen inch turd, smooth with some bumpy parts, and probably three inches thick through the center. I sat there for a moment and steadied my breathing a little, savoring the end of that horrible ordeal, before wiping and heading back to class.
The pink toilet in my bathroom was left there from the people who had lived in the house before me and my family. My mom and dad wanted that bedroom for themselves, but I fought tooth and nail for it and managed to sway them. It has a very comfortable foam seat, and it makes passing my large dumps very pleasing as my cheeks sink down into it and spread a little.
Stacy
Taylor's survey
1: How old are you? 17
2: What is your favorite position to go to the bathroom? (Sitting, hovering, squatting) Sitting
3: Do you like pebble sized poops or massive poops? I like the smooth ones that easy to get clean.
4: Have you ever pooped at a friend's house?
5: If yes did you like it or not? I have, and and love it. cause we were having a sleep over
6: What is your favorite place to poop at? Public, school is nice too because , me my friends can poop together a lot . I really don't have any I poop anywhere as long it has a bathroom and have to go . restaurant, it really don't matter , poop or pooping.Jasmin K
Training Potty
Hi Marie
Yes we still have and use a training potty. It's an older one in the style of a wooden chair. It has a hole in the seat and a potty locates underneath. There is a tray part which hinges sideways to allow the user to get on and off. The tray provides for a younger user to have colouring books crayons games / DS etc to play whilst sitting. To one side is a container.. I was able to use it comfortably untill I was mid teens. My cousin who is 8 still does use it and prefers it to the toilet for long constipated sittings..
Jas KStacy
Hi Greg thanks for the welcome but to answer your question. I have no clue but sometimes I don't flush , cause sometimes I eat quite a bit especially after cheerleading practices or games, risking clogging the toilet can be overwhelming. I remember last year during football game we were playing our arch rivals but friendly competition in all things. So it was at there school, I was mad geeked about it adrenaline on high , just ready to put on the best performance ever to let them know what they do we can bring it back harder. So any way during halftime I had to take a major number two, So I told Blair about it so we we got inside there school cause we saw the janitor working cleaning up some and left the door crack just enough for us to slip in. Plus being a outside school stadium bathrooms are carry lines. But anyway , we got to the second floor bathroom faculty. We get in there two toilets, just in the open only separate is a divider , I took the first toilet and pulled up my cheer skirt and yanked my panties down so fast and sat on the cold seat and I saw Blair causal pull her panties down and seat on the toilet. As I began to start my poop I'm cramping up so crazy farting and sweating and I guess I made Blair nervous cause I was clenching up my arms around stomach when cramping, I just felt horrible like it didn't feel normal, just splashing, sputtering, I finally felt empty at the time and wipe 10 times to make sure I was clean. So out of fear I didn't attempt to flush and Blair was asking if I was going be okay to finish the game, cause I didn't flush the toilet, I said I didn't know. So with 5 minutes left to halftime to end. We took our places with the Cheerleaders and, I was able to put it out all the line , though after the game, I had to be back on the toilet with bad case of the runs and mush. But it was worth it cause that's how I became Cheerleader co captain .
Taylor T
Carlie's Survey
Hey everyone! Today I'm back with a few more stories but first I want to answer Carlie's survey!
Do you prefer public or private toilets when you go? Does it differ if #1 vs. 2?
With peeing it doesn't really matter to me when and where I go. I pee at least 8-9 times a day and it is very common for me to go that much. But with pooping I love unloading a big dump in a public toilet. I only poop every 2-3 days and sometimes even 4 days. So I like to put on a show for other girls in the bathroom.
Ignoring the context of where they are, do you prefer the stronger high power flushing ones usually found in public places or the more gentle, weaker home toilets?
I prefer stronger flush because I always clog my toilet at home with huge turds, I've clogged my toilet every time I poop for the past 3 or 4 years. So a stronger flush is always great.
Those of you who have experience with the opposite gender pooping, do you seem to notice if one tends to do bigger than the other?
I notice that boys do have big loads compared to girls, but honestly I have big loads compared to girls also haha! My turds are anywhere from 8-14 inches and that's about the same for all my boy cousins that I've seen poop since I don't have siblings.
When was the first time you remember seeing a clogged toilet? Do you know who did it or was it a stranger?
I believe the first time for me was with my friend Riley when she clogged a toilet at Six Flags in 3rd grade, we were in the same stall and her load was huge.
If you have ever, when do YOU first remember clogging one?
My second grade school didn't have strong flush toilets so on my third day of school I had a huge poop from having some chicken the night before and clogged the toilet so badly that they had to close the stall off on the fourth day of school.
Have you ever had to deal with an overflowing toilet?
I haven't but I know my friend Jenna has before.
Have you ever "buddy dumped" onto another person's poo? Was it because you wanted to or because theirs wouldn't flush?
Last week I posted a story about a overflowed toilet full of poop. At least 7 or 8 people's worth. But the first time I did was at school. It was fifth grade and I was waiting outside a stall waiting to poop and a girl I think her name was Sammy came out and she had pooped and clogged the toilet. I wasn't gonna wait so I went on top of it.
Was the biggest load you've ever seen done by you or someone else?
I was on a camping trip with my friend Bryanna in 6th grade and I ended up pooping behind a tree where the girls "Poop Hole" was and the poop was enormous. I was so interested that I ended up taking a tape measure from her dad's truck and measuring it. A huge green turd at 16 inches long and 3 inches wide, yes, 3 INCHES WIDE!
Do you wish your poops were bigger, smaller, or stay the same? Why?
I hope they stay the same, about 10-12 inches long and maybe 2 or 3 wide just because I absolutely love the feeling of taking a massive dump, I could talk for hours about how much I love it.
Do you find that your poops are of similar size to your family's?
Yes, my mom also clogs the toilet a lot and has some big poops and even some of my girl cousins who I've seen poop.
Okay now onto the stories! My first story actually happened this morning (Tuesday the 30th) when my mother and I went to the morning mass. I wore a nice red velvet skirt and a red mask to match. I also had on some black underwear and black knee high boots. At the end of mass I had to shit really badly so I told my mom I was gonna go poop and I'd meet her at the car. The bathroom was heavily guarded for social distancing with a member of the church standing outside the stall you were using just to make sure you didn't remove your mask. I went in and the lady wearing a nice blue dress locked the bathroom door and said "Could you please take the second stall there, thank you". I locked the stall lowering my underwear to my knees and as I sat down I let out a quiet fart, a little embarrassing but I'm sure she understood. I didn't even have to pee I just had to poop so it was gonna be interesting. The thing inches it's way out and fell in with a splash, another turd about the same size slid out and fell in right after it. Both were about 10 inches long and I started wiping and flushed. I went out to the car and got in and my mom said "How was it" "It was good first time we've been in a while" "Oh I meant your poop" "Oh haha it was a good one" "That's good I have to take a giant one too so we gotta hurry up". My mom and I are very close with this kind of stuff, she's only 32 and had me when she was 16 and my Dad was 17. And to confirm I am 16 years old, I accidentally said 14 one time because of a typo so I'm 16. But we are very close with this stuff, she'll sometimes even poop with the door open, I won't but she's very open. I also get the very big dumps from her too. She is a paramedic so she's out from 4-2 on some days so when she comes home she stinks up the bathroom. We got home and she ran into the bathroom and I heard a big fart as she hit the seat. Right then my mom's boyfriend came in and he said "Sup kiddo, where's your mom" and I said "taking a shit upstairs hahaha" "Oh well isn't that wonderful". I know I haven't mentioned him before either lol. His name is Nate, he's a mechanic and he is 29. They met when my mom had to get her car fixed and they hit it off I guess, they started dating back in February.
That's all I have for now but I plan on posting another story on Monday! Bye everyone!!Jasmin K
Training Potty
Hi Marie
Yes we still have and use a training potty. It's an older one in the style of a wooden chair. It has a hole in the seat and a potty locates underneath. There is a tray part which hinges sideways to allow the user to get on and off. The tray provides for a younger user to have colouring books crayons games / DS etc to play whilst sitting. To one side is a container.. I was able to use it comfortably untill I was mid teens. My cousin who is 8 still does use it and prefers it to the toilet for long constipated sittings..
Jas K
To Tyler C
That is too bad you gave up on having the occasional poo accident, that was quite the epic story you had :)
Stacy
Hey guys I found this super cool survey I will like to take. Question 1
When you ladies use the toilet do your pants get pulled down to knee level, or do you go the ankle route?
in public it depends on what i'm wearing like if i'm in jeans or shorts I have them them down around my shins, if i'm in a skirt it's going be pulled up but my panties around my ankles
Question 2
When sitting do you place your hands in your lap or do you rest them on each hip?
I prefer my lap unless I'm bored playing on my phone
Question 3
Do you pee before, during or after while having a poo?
both at the beginning middle and end
Question 4
Is farting normal during a poo? Are they loud audible echoes or quiet airy hisses?
It depends but mainly long zippier farts
Question 5
Do you ladies wipe from the seated position, or do you stand ? if in a skirt standing but pants or shorts seated
Question 6
How many times a day to you poop? How many times do you pee?
I poop normally 3 times a day either before school or when I get to school, after lunch or last class, after school activities, out with friends or boyfriend house .
Question 7
Have you ever let your significant other watch while you were on the toilet I have seen my boyfriend take monsters pooping cause he enjoys when I keep complaining about how bad it smell , a few times he seen me pee hopefully soon I will be able to poop with him but that be next levelVictoria B.
I killed a toilet
Hey!
So I think I killed Robyn's toilet! I was at her place hanging out when I did my poop sigh and knew I needed the toilet. Robyn followed me into the bathroom and I dropped my red booty shorts and black thong before sitting down. A quick fart and a brief stream of pee gave way to the main event and it was a good one. My main log was about eight inches long and an inch and a half in diameter and there were five or six that were only a little smaller that joined it in the bowl before all was said and done. I wiped my front and my butt before stupidly flushing. Robyn's toilet generally has done a good job handling me in the past but this time it was too much.
Everything flushed, believe it or not. But then we heard an ominous leak inside the tank. It lasted for like five minutes before it went away and I started to get a little nervous. An hour later Robyn had to pee and when she finished, wiped and flushed the same leak returned. It's never fun to call a landlord to talk about a broken toilet but I might have just put Robyn in the same position that Carlie B. is in right now. I don't know whether to feel proud or upset. Either way, it's good that there were multiple witnesses to the leak developing-it'll make it easier for Robyn to get the toilet fixed or even better, replaced for free!
Love,
Victoria!