Hello everyone it Ash! Happy New Year! i hope that everyone's New Year is off to a Great Start! iam here today with another experience that i had involving me having to use the ladiesroom while out in a public place! on December 29th , i had gotten off work at 2:30pm. i went home and got changed! i received a phone call from a good friend from high school! Becca is her name ! she is very attractive! natural blond hair 5'04" 120lbs! she is couple years younger than me! she is 27 years old! she is married! anyways we decided to hangout and i called Aubrey and she invited Leanna and Leanna invited one of her friends to come along ! she invited her friend Kayala! Kayla has fair skin she has black hair and is 5"06" and 127lbs! she is a friend of Leanna's so she is only 17! becca's husband was working a long shift~! i drove and met up with Becca and and then we went and met up with Aubrey and Leanna ! we all decided to go to walmart! i wanted to look around and see what good bargains there were! when we arrived at walmart it was extremely crowded! the weather was very warm and most people were dressed in summer clothing! i was wearing a lavender shirt with light blue jean shorts and tennis shoes! Becca had on a light pink shirt and light blue jeans but her shorts were very revealing! she wore black sandles! her toe nails painted fusa pink! so the five of us were browsing around at walmart! 15 mintues after we arrived becca says to me she needed to take a shit! she wanted me to come with her i was also feeling like i needed to get rid of a huge load! so becca and i headed toward the back of the store! when we arrived the bathroom had 4 stalls the handicapstall was the last one! the first two stalls were taken and judging from the sounds the two other people were taking a good shit! becca went in the handicap stall and i went in the stall next to her! just the let the other posters on this forum know becca has known to make a good appearance in the bathroom ! most guys would want to have an experience with her while going to the bathroom! meanwhile the bathroom was completley full and becca and i were taking the shit of our life and it didnt smell too good at all! 15 minutes into our crap the door opened and two girls that sounds like they were in elementary school came in they said "it smells horrible" and they left not soon after! the woman in the stall next to me was having dirreah and it smelled horrible! meanwhile becca was pooping up a storm! she told me that she thinks that the extra bowel of ceral she had might have contributed! i told her that i always eat 3 bowls of raisin branceral for breakfest everyday! i told her that i have had outstanding resutls from eating alot of ceral! Becca says maybe i need to start eating more ceral for breakfest! 10 mintues later both users from the 1st two stalls flushed the tiolets and exited! 2 minutes after that Leanna, Aubrey and Kayla all joined us! Kayla took the stall next to me! Aubrey stood infront of my stall and said " ash are you ok"? i said yes" i just have so much to get rid of!! meanwhile kayla's pee stream had stopped! she began wiping herself! seconds later she got up and put her hand on the handle and flushed the tiolet! she went to the sink and washed her hands! meanwhile leanna was in the stall still pooping up a storm! Kayla said leanna are you ok?" leanna said" i think iam constipated"! seconds later Becca and i were finally done! we both had a tremendous wiping job to do it took us at least 5 minutes! once becca and i were done wiping we placed the dirty tiolet paper in the tiolet! i used my foot to push down on the lever and flushed my creation down the tiolet! becca did the same as well! we both went to the sink and washed our hands! meanwhile leanna was still shitting up a storm ! the four of us told leanna just take your time we wont leave you behind! we wanted to protect her cause she was only 16 years old and i was very uncomfortable with the idea of her being in the ladiesroom at walmart by herself! 5 mintues later the door opened and two girls came one was a red headed and was like 15 years old and the other was 13 and had dark brown hair! they both said it "doesnt smell too good "! "whoever is in the 1st stall is stinking up the place!" the red headed took the stall right next to leanna and the other girl that was with her took the third stall! so now it looks like three out of four stalls were taken! leanna was still pooping up a storm and the two other girls were doing the same! i heard giggles from the stall! the red headed said i have two fart" she let out one! she then said those beans had alot to do with it! then finally leanna got up and didnt even wipe! she then flushed the tiolet and joined us at the sink! she said i feel so much better! moments later we left the bathroom and returned to shopping at walmart!
Fiber SupplementsI've recently been thinking about taking some kind of fiber supplement to become more regular. I don't poop very often and often get constipated and have hard poops,that hurt to push out. I feel embarrassed to ask my family about this,so if anyone can tell me about fiber supplements and if I should take them,i'd appreciate it.
Norovirus; wipingFour or five years ago now my wife and I both came down with the norovirus at about the same time. I was then an organist (since retired) and had to call the church to arrange for a substitute--first time for me in decades of playing. Both of us had hints of nausea, but the main symptom was diarrhea, very frequent, uncontrollable (we had to get Depends so as not to soil the bed too often), and no matter what we drank. We did not eat for at least 3 days. I lost 11 pounds the first night, and I was so weak it was hard for me to wipe; my skin got quite wrinkly and flaccid because of sudden weight loss. I had to force myself to drink water (tried Gatorade but could hardly get it down) so as not to be too dehydrated. It was undoubtedly the worst diarrhea illness of my life; my wife said the same. My first formed bowel movement a few days later was a moment of celebration. It took me most of a year to regain the weight I had lost. We still have a small supply of Depends; I haven't had to use any since that time.
Someone asked about wiping and sticking the paper up into the anus to finish cleaning up after a bowel movement. I do this also, but I never just use plain toilet paper; I always put some lotion or Noxzema-type preparation on the paper to lubricate it. I never get brown marks in my underwear.
Latest updateHi, Abbie here with my latest news and also some comments about other posts which I'll start off with.
Imogen- glad you're able to post again but sorry to hear you pooed your knickers the other day on the way back from your friend's house, that must have been really bad. When I had a similar accident a while back I threw my knickers away as well, I don't think you would ever get the stain out especially if they were white or pale coloured ones. As you say, at least no-one else found out it had happened. Have you gone for a poo at school since starting back after the hols or have you been able to hold it in if you did need to go? In answer to your question, personally when I wipe my bum after having a poo I just wipe around the hole rather than going inside it, as my poos are usually quite hard and dry I seem to get away with this but sometimes I do still end up with stains on my knickers though.
Today I had a poo at school for the first time since starting back, my constipations improving but its still not quite sorted, I worked out I hadn't been for a poo since Sunday which was three days ago. As I've been getting up late in the holidays my bowels seem like concrete first thing in the morning, I've tried to get back into my old routine of getting to school early, having breakfast in the canteen and trying to go for a poo straight after but despite straining for a while I haven't been able to do anything. However today, unlike the two days before, I started to want a poo quite desperately about half way through the lesson before lunch, I could feel the tip of a huge log trying to poke out of my bum and I did my best not to shuffle around in my seat as I clenched my bum and tried to stop it from coming out and staining my knickers. I don't usually asked to be excused from class if I need a poo as I take quite a while on the loo and it would be embarasing being gone for ages, but 5 minutes before the end I knew I couldn't last much longer and also I was worried that I might have to strain to pass what felt like a huge log and I didn't want to do that during lunch break when the loos had got really busy. I mananged to ask to use the loo without too much embarassment and went down the corridor to the nearest set of toilets, those ones were the humanities ones which aren't as nice as the English ones but I didn't have time to go off to the other side of the school. When I got in there only one cubicle was taken, another girl mut have asked to go to the toilet during the lesson. I went into a cubicle, checked that the door could be locked and that the loo was relatively clean, and once I'd locked the door I lifted my skirt and pulled down my tights and pink flowery knickers and sat down, I checked my knickers for stains but luckily they were OK. I relaxed my bum and felt my poo starting to poke out, quite soon it had stopped as it was getting wider so I took a deep breath and bore down, as I predicted it was massive and was really stretching my bum. I kept on pushing hard, squeezing my thighs together and going up on my toes and could feel the poo creeping out gradually, I was giving out some loud grunts and in between them I heard the bell ring in the distance which meant I'd soon be having company. Sure enough a couple of minutes later the main door opened and loads of girls came in, I had taken the end cubicle but I had a neighbour on the other side within seconds. I felt really awkward with a massive log part way out of my bum and hoped that I wouldn't be the only one having a poo. Beneath the partition I could see the girl's trousers and purple knickers at her feet, I heard her weeing and then she stayed sitting so I realised she wanted a poo as well. I carried on pushing but tried not to grunt which was easier said than done, luckily I could hear my neighbour straining so that made me feel a bit better. A few more pushes later and I could feel my log speeding up, shortly after it dropped into the bowl but didn't make a splash as it was so long. I could feel there was more to come so I started to push again, this time the pieces were much shorter and they did make loud plops when they dropped which was embarasing. As I started to wipe my bottom I heard a few plops from next door and a sigh of releaf. I only needed to wipe twice and then I was done so I pulled up my knickers and tights and came out of my cubicle at about the same time as my neighbour, she gave me a shy smile as we went to wash our hands. Hope you enjoyed this, will post again soon, bye for now!
Hospital buddy pooping.Update-Im 37 weeks exactly today and my god do i feel massive. Lets hope the twins come soon. My doctors have told me that they could arrive any day now, so here's hoping.
This morning i had a check up at the hospital and when i got there i noticed it was quite busy. I was in for a long wait. I found myself talking to another pregnant woman. Just about our pregnancies and other kids. She told me she had 3 others and she looked about 25 or so, the same age as myself. I was astonished. I was eventually called in and the midwife told me to relax and the babies will come when they are ready. She asked if i had had a bowel movement recently and i said i hadnt. Not in 5 days or so. She asked if i felt like i could go and i said no. She told me that with the babies due anyday now that everytime i sit on the toilet i should try and clear out my bowels as they like mums in labour to be cleaned out upon delivery. I said id try.
Upon my exit i needed to do a pee. The babies are sitting right on my bladder and i go every 30 mins or so, its ridiculous. Anyway, i was walking to the toilets when i saw the other lady emerge from her appointment. She waved at me and began walking towards me. I said that we could go for a coffee when i had been to the toilet. She said she had to go too. We went in together and took cubicles beside each other. 1 other stall was in use but they were finishing up by then. I locked the door and pulled down my maternity pants and hitched up my dress. I sat down on the toilet with a bit of a thud and began peeing straight away. The other lady was also peeing but as she was doing so she shuffled her feet apart and 1 foot poked through into my stall. She then began to grunt. I was still peeing at this point. She apologised for the wait and told her not to worry, id wait. I got up and wiped myself but then i remembered what my midwife said-Try to poop everytime to clear your bowels in preparation for labour-so i sat back down, alerting the other lady. I told her id try to poop as i hadnt been in 5 days and it couldnt hurt to give it a go.
So i seperated my legs, sat up dead straight (which is the only way i seem to be able to go as it allows me the chance to rub my lower back and hold my butt cheeks apart), and began pushing. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, nothing. So i continued. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Still nothing. I tried to relax and closed my eyes, blanking out all noises around me. I began straining and grunting really hard now, until my face was red. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I needed to catch my breath so i zoned back in and the first thing i heard was PLOP, PLOP. At first i thought it was me but alas no it was next door. She said,'wow, that hurt like hell coming out. I think theres more though'. So she began to grunt again and i was all for giving up. I decided i would go for one more try. So i tried leaning forward, as far as my humungous bump would let me and pulled my butt cheeks apart again. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, then i did feel something. I stopped and caught my breath again and PLOP, PLIP, PLOP again was the first thing i heard. She said,'im done'. She got up and began to wipe. I zoned back in and continued my attempt to get this poop out. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I stopped again and breathed, the sweat on me now. I knew the tip was encrouching the rim of my butt. The other lady said that maybe i should give up if nothing was happening but i told her it was coming. Little did i know i had barely got started.
She opened her cubicle and was washing her hands when i decided to push again. I sat up straight again and rubbed my lower back and lower front. I got into position again and UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The tip barely moved and i knew it needed to come out now or else i have a long wait until tonight when id get the chance to go again. I told her to wait outside for me as id be a while longer. She said, 'dont be silly, i'll wait. On second thoughts, open the door and i can help you'. I was past caring at this point and so i relented and let her in. She told me to relax and push whilst she monitored it emerging for me. Again i didnt care and so i grunted, strained and pushed sooooooooo hard. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. She said i can see it. Its definately coming. I pushed again. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. She said stop and i did. She said it had stopped moving. She decided to help me out by telling me a relaxing story of being on a beach and sunbathing, with no clouds in the sky and the waves hitting of the rocks. All the while im pushing and imagining being relaxed. I was so in the zone and didnt even realise that i was getting this stubborn poop out. She brought me back by making a clapping noise. I was shocked to realise that she could see it almost ready to drop of the end and into the bowl. I waited for it drop which it did within 2 secs or so. PLOP, PLOP. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I gave another push with more still inside me. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and PLOP, PLOP, PLOP. I grunted again and with ease another 2 logs dropped off. I was finally done after 45 mins. I wiped as she left the cubicle and waited for me.
We went for coffee and it turns out we live 5 mins from each other. Weird and spooky. I hope we buddy dump again some day although hopefully its easier than that one was.
Until next time which may be before babies or after, who knows. Bye for now.
Abbie- Sounds like you literally just barely made it onto the loo before you started weeing! You must have been really desperate! My latest story is while I was shopping, too. I was desperate for a poo, as was the other woman in the queue with me!
Isabelle- I enjoyed your story about your outdoor poo! One of my friends didn't go all week when I went to a camp years ago- I imagine hers was a similar size!
Yesterday I went shopping and after I ate lunch I started needing to do a poo. It was a strong urge so I decided to go straight to the ladies in the department store I was in and do my business. When I got there I saw they were closed for cleaning. There were two women of about 50 stood talking and waiting outside and I asked them if they knew how long it would be until they opened. 'The man said ten minutes,' one of them told me. I decided to wait rather than look for loos somewhere else because I needed to go quite strongly now. Another woman who was in her mid-30s joined the queue behind me and asked how long it would be. I said ten minutes.
About ten minutes later, right on time, the cleaner came out and we filed in to the toilets. There were only two cubicles, unfortunately for me and the woman behind me. The two women went in and started going. They were both pooing. The woman behind me was needing a poo too. Judging by her restlessness and a couple of quiet farts she let out I guessed hers was quite urgent, which mine had now become too after waiting for the loos to open. I had to fart too so I did, which was followed by another quiet one from the other woman! By now I was becoming a bit restless too. We looked at each other and smiled briefly, knowing we were both in the same situation of needing an urgent poo.
We had to hold our poo for another ten minutes until the two cubicles opened more or less together. By then I think we were both dying to go- I know I was! I took one cubicle and the woman took the other. I pulled down my jeans and green knickers, and I saw under the cubicle that she lowered her jeans and purple knickers to her feet too. Very quickly we both farted and then dropped two turds each. I started weeing which didn't last very long. She then dropped two more while I eased out a big one. Then we both farted again and got settled in for the rest of our poos, now that the urgent parts were out of the way! I heard her do her wee now. It was quite a strong sounding stream but it only lasted about as long as mine, so I don't know how badly she had been needing it. We sat there for another five minutes finishing our poos. I did five more pieces and she did another four. We both farted a few more times too. She finished first and I heard her wipe herself and flush. She was washing her hands when I came out a minute later. We smiled at each other again and then went our separate ways!
CommentsCassie C: Enjoyed your story about you happen to poop in your panties while waiting for your brother to come out the bathroom.
Melissa K: I hear you on that. I also too take fiber to help with me pooping. It does make you poop bigger turds and keeps you regular. It's help me a lot and I'm glad I started taking the fiber. I'm glad it has helped you out and look forward to more stories from you. Thanks for the acknowledgement.
Isabelle: Enjoyed your post about you and your friend having an outdoor poo together.
This question has been on my mind lately, for those who poop outdoors whether they're camping, hiking, strolling through the woods, or just need to relieve oneself in an emergency. Do you live in an area where you can poop outdoors without getting caught? What times of the day you go out to poop outdoors? That is something I've never tried but would like to some day.
comments & stuffThis post is going to be longer then my normal ones cause it seems my last post didnt get posted it still may or it got lost in cyberspace or another demention where all the lost objects end up like socks keys etc lol.
To: Cassie C first welcome to the site and great accident story its your brothers fault for taking to long at least nobody noticed and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Little Mandi as always another great story it sounds like you really had to go alot and just made it to the toilet in time I bet the relief felt great and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Melissa K as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop I bet you felt prtty great afterwards to and great story about your desperate poop while skiing it sounds like you really had to poop alot I bet you felt pretty great once you were finally done and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Isabelle as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend had a good poop outside her mostly from the sound of it it sounds like she really had to go alot and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Alexei first welcome to the site and great story about you and your friend Olivia pooping outside it sounds like she really had to go and I bet you both felt pretty good afterwards to and please post anymore stories You may have thanks.
To: Megan as always another great pooping story and great story about your big poop I bet you felt great after that and as always I look forward to your next one thanks.
To: Abbie as always another great story about you and your friends you guys always seem to have great adventures in the bathroom and I look to reading them as always thanks.
To: Imogen as always another great story it sounds like you really had to poop badly and I bet it felt really great to finaly make it to the toilet without having a full blown accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: The World May Never Know great story it sounds like you had a really desperate poop I bet you felt really great afterwards and lucky to have made it in time to the bathroom and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Isabelle first welcome back to the site and great story about your desperate poops it sounds like your body was having a good cleanout I bet you felt pretty great once you were finally done and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lexi C great story about your dream it sounds like it good e some kind weird gameshow
To: Anne it sounds like Kyra has gotten more comfortable which is good and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: New Groom it sounds like your wife has a mega colon that why she has such big poops and they nned to desisgn toilet that can handle big loads without any problems and please post anymore stories you may have about her thanks.
To: Desperate To Poop as alays another great story diarrhea sucks I hope your feeling better and people need to learn patients when your trying to poop being rushed dont help and always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Dee great story it sounds like you had an ok poop and it sounds like that other woman was having a very bad time probaly a stomach bug hopefuly she felt better soon and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Elisabeth S first welcome to the site and great story about pooping at your friends house it sounds like you had a good poop and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop I bet you felt good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natalie X as always another great story it sounds like you had to poop really badly and it sounds like you just made it to and it sounds like holly reall had to go to and I bet you both felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Beth it sounds like you got the flu or a bad stomach virus I had it a month ago it was no fun and I hope your felling better now and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To Moon G first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop I bet you felt really good afterwards and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Maurina great story I bet you felt good after getting that big poop out sometimes the pains worth it to feel better and I look foto your next post thanks.
To: Kayla great accident story it sounds like everyone handle your accident in a good way and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Helen great story it sounds like you had an after christmas cleanout your body wanted to start fresh before the new year.
To: Shygirl great story it sounds like your friends really helped you out and to anyone I missed great stories to thanks.
Well thats all for now hope this goes through.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Oops. Sharted....I was having some loose stools last week. I thought I had cleared everything out and went to work. I was at my desk, on the computer and let out a small bit of gas. But unfortunately, it was more than gas. I could feel my but get moist and then the moistness start to spread a bit. Oh no! I just sharted myself! Luckily, I am a one person operation, so there wasn't anyone around. I jumped up and clenched my butt cheeks, waddling over to the bathroom.
I pulled down my jeans and underwear and sat on the toilet. Sure enough, there was some watery poop sitting in the middle of my briefs. I have a lot of favorite underwear, but these were not one of those pairs. They were the maroon colored American Apparel briefs. They are dark, but there was no way I was going to wash them. I slipped them off and wadded them up. Into the dumpster they went. Ended up freeballing the rest of the day.
@Esteban-hey buddy, good to see you back here. Always enjoy reading your stories. Interesting that you used bidets in Europe. I didn't find a single one when I was in France last year. What countries did you travel to? I told you about my squat toilet experiences, and I would have loved to be able to use a bidet at some point on my travels. Home Depot actually sells a toilet seat that has controls and extensions so,it can wash the nether regions. It's over 200 bucks, so I don't think I will be buying one soon.
I also liked your description of how you wipe. It is just the same way I do. Reach from the front. Works great, doesn't it? I start that way and always have a few passes while standing up. It seems to work pretty well for me. I sometimes stay seated if the restroom is crowded and I'm using a doorless stall. I think it freaks a few people out to see a guy standing up like that.
I've never had a BF that felt comfortable crapping in the same room as me. Or while I was on the can. My current BF doesn't mind peeing in front of me though. I was visiting a former BF last year and he ran out of paper in the restroom. I had him bring me some more. He had to open the door and come in to hand it to me. He just smiled as I said thanks.
After leaving the gym with a buddy, we were talking in the parking lot for a bit and got to talking about bathroom habits. He has no problem peeing anywhere, but locks up when he has to poop. I told him I was the opposite. No doors necessary for me. I told him how I used the squat and even showed him the email I sent to my other buddy with a picture of me using it. He just laughed. Now two people have seen me on the squat!
Take care, Esteban, and keep writing!
Girlfriend's diarrhea.During New Years Day, my girlfriend and I went to watch the fireworks with some of our other high school friends. We're currently in college so this is sort of a get-together.. Not long later, my girlfriend whispered in my ears that she had an upset stomach and it was near 11pm so she wanted me to go with her to the portable toilets nearby because it was dark. My heart was racing and I knew it was my chance. I had a fetish and I thought it was a good opportunity...:)
She was wearing a really nice black tank top with a red checkered shirt unbuttoned over it which served as an outer shirt. For her bottoms, she was wearing a really tight fitting denim short shorts which exposed her really sexy long legs.. Yup, I WANTED to get some action with her in the privacy of that portable toilet :) But I got more than I expected!
When we went inside, I closed the door behind me and went in with her.She hurriedly pulled her denim shorts down, then her yellow silk panties to her thighs above her knees (maybe to prevent herself from over exposing her "parts" and at the same time, she was a cleanliness freak and the toilet floor was dirty).
She started blushing really red, and then she releases an explosion of brown muck, it sounded like, "BBllrrrppptttt, booshhh!!!!" Then,"ppiiiishhh, plck plck plck, bploopb" as she tried to release her liquid poop quietly. She had the squirts and it stank.
She was whimpering things like, "ohhh", and she gasped every now and then as she shyly battled her distress. She clutched her panties really tightly at first. Then after a while she placed her hands on her stomach like she was in real pain.
I will never forget that moment. My girlfriend is an intelligent girl, with those really pretty black spectacles which she looks better in than without, and the way she blushed on that toilet, oh my gosh, totally in contrast to her usually 'in-control', calm, prim and proper demeanour. I told her, "It's okay Jacelyn, I'm here and I don't feel grossed out, just release all of it, I know you're in pain" .. And she put her head in my welcoming arms as I squat beside her... She continued to fart those bubbly, gaseous and nauseating excrements for about 15 more minutes.
Not sure if she saw my hard on.. haha. When we got out, she felt much better and for the first time, she said, "Ethan, I love you.." I was EXHILARATED!!
Post Holidays Poop!Hey all!! Hope you're doing well and had great holidays...and amazing dumps.
I wanted to do a nice big post afterwards, and here it is.
Christmas dinner was huuuge: turkey, potatoes, ????, stuffing, and of course baking etc for dessert. The first poop I had after was really big - a long, light brown cracked log that was slightly soft. When I started to push it out, there was a slow deep echoing fart in the toilet.
The next evening, Boxing Day, I had the same thing (leftovers) to eat. I'm not sure if it was the ammount of food I ate, or what I was eating or both, but I pooped FOUR times, and I usually only go twice a day max. Each of the four was gassy, and I had medium sized pieces that plopped a bit loudly and crackled out. There was a definite smell, and I needed to wipe about 6X.
New Year's yielded a firmer, slightly more difficult poop - some pushing required and every single turd plopped and splashed. Hardly a wipe was needed!
At the party I was at for New Year's, there was 4 attractive girls. not that I really paid any attention, as I have a girlfriend but they weren't ugly! haha. I noticed that the best looking 2 went to the bashroom and were about 5 mins each. After one of them I had to pee so I went in after. No smell, and no 'evidence' in the toilet. Drat.
Now speaking of my girlfriend, we're still kind of in the early stages of dating. I slept at her place a few times though. Whenever she has to go to the bathroom, she'll just say "I'll be back, going to the washroom" or something. I have yet to say 'would you like any company'? (would that be creepy? advice please :)) Well, I did try to listen in: when she pees, it's more of a 'trickling'. I haven't heard any farting, plopping or crackling; but sometimes (I think I lsitened in about 3 times total, maybe 4) I'm not sure if it's a grunt or a sigh but I'll hear an 'unh', a light quick moan. Also, no smell or evidence yet.
Alexa - welcome to the forum!! If you look at my previous psots, you'll see how open I am about the bathroom and pooping...well should be!
Carly - I hope your shyness as improved! Sounded like a sizable and relieving poop you had! I would most likely be more embarassed for 'smell' over 'sound' if I had to choose one!
Leah (reporting live (lol)) - that did sound like a massive shit, and would welcome more posts from you in the future!
Abby (me and my older sister) - sound like a smelly and loud time in the bathroom! Do you usually shit that much?
Elena (HUGE poop) - wow that sounded massive!! Does that much usually come out??
Helen (Post-Christmas dumps) - were any of those poops noisy and / or smelly??
Megan - wow you sure can fill a toilet!!
Natasha - that sounds like a big long poop you had...glad you feel better!
Elisabeth s. (at my friend's house) - wow that was big...what did you eat?!
Abbie (latest update) - another great story! Thank you and keep posting :)
New Groom (Surprise) - you're one lucky guy!! How long / often do you and your wife go in the bathroom together? and how did it start?? I'm hopefully seeking a co-ed bathroom experience or two...or more...with my current lady and am seeking advice on bringing up the subject in a...well, not a disturbing manner haha :P
Imogen ('shart' story) - I'm glad you're back, as I enjoyed your posts! Do you usually poop a lot??
Melissa K (yesterday's poo) - WOW that was a lot! not to mention the thunder fart you did! Please keep us up to date with your new diet...hopefully you're relieved after a noisy session.
That's all for now..take care all! :)
Kyra and I Poop TogetherSo in the past week things have progressed rapidly with Kyra. Suffice to say we now officially have a female-male-female relationship (with the addition of Jared.) It's working out great for all three of us. I've always had strong feelings for women, but at the same time want a man in my life. Kyra feels exactly the same way. It's fate that she grew up next door, and fate as well that we had the shared pooping experience that started us on our road to intimacy. (I refer to the post about Kyra's almost-accident on the walking path from early last fall.) Pooping is a powerful thing. After Kyra let go of that monster log right before my eyes, in a half-standing position, there was really nothing more intimate that could occur between two friends. We started using the bathroom together regularly, and before long all barriers fell. We're so like-minded it's scary.
Physically, we are very similar as well. Our tall, thick, curvy bodies are shaped almost exactly the same, except for our hair. She's a light blonde with neck length curly hair, I'm a bright carrot top redhead with thick wavy long hair, down to my buttcrack. I haven't had a haircut since I was a teenager. Jared is the same height as me, and has medium length hair somewhere between dark blonde and light brown. A truly beautiful male, both physically and in his viewpoints and intelligence, he used to be a college weightlifter of some renown before coming to work on the horse farm I inherited, which is how we met and came to have our relationship. While I intend to keep the farm in my name, from now on it's going to be a three-way split in our duties running the place.
I've read of others on here taking fiber to help their bowels, and we've began to do this as well. Jared is something of a health guru, and has always been super-regular. I haven't written much of his poops because they are so frequent as to be unremarkable. Three or four times a day on average he makes a small pile of what I refer to as wood shavings and sand. I've never seen him have a formed poo. He definitely doesn't have female bowels like Kyra and I, both champion log producers (though Kyra beats me by a long shot in size!) Jared exists on a diet of blended raw vegetables and protein powder (he still keeps up his lifting lifestyle) which is what he credits for his amazing regularity. All throughout my pregnancy (5 months now) I've been getting off and on constipated, and Kyra has always had very slow bowels (2 poops a week on average.) After reading a few posters on here having success with fiber, we decided to give it a try. We had Jared formulate us a vegetable and fiber powder shake that has produced spectacular results. A week into drinking them every day, I'm going once a day no problem, and Kyra is going almost every other day, a far cry from the once every 5 days she usually averages. If you want to improve your regularity (and I'm not implying everyone should as I know some people enjoy the anticipation of waiting days for a poop) then fiber is definitely the way to go.
This morning Jared went out to the stables before sunrise, leaving Kyra and I to sleep in together. I awoke to find her spooning me, herself awake for only a few minutes. "It's cold, Anne, I don't want to get out of bed!" She said in a pouty tone. I then felt a slight rumble and farted on her. She giggled and said it felt warm against her thigh. I then realized the next fart might be more than a fart, and got up and walked over to the bathroom. Kyra got up and followed me. I lowered my panties and sat on the toilet, then relaxed and began a very long morning pee. Kyra picked up a hairbrush and stood right on top of me and began brushing my tangled hair. I farted towards the end of my pee and my poo started out. Kyra worked her way down my hair as crackling announced the movement of my poo. I leaned forward and she finished brushing my hair just as my log slipped out into the toilet.
I stood up and we looked at it: about a foot long and one and a half inches wide, medium brown. "Oh my gosh, your poop made me have to poop too" she said, and sat down without flushing mine. Before she could even finish her morning pee, she had produced an effortless log. She stood up and we looked, it was roughly the same length as mine, but at least a half inch wider, perhaps a hair over two inches wide. "Let's leave it for Jared to discover" I said. Kyra then made a wad of toilet paper and wiped her butt, then folded over the paper and embraced me like she was going to hug me, but instead reached around and wiped me. It was cute and I hadn't been expecting it! She threw the paper we both had shared in the toilet next to our logs, and we went downstairs for breakfast.
P.S. Imogen, thank you for your wonderful comments!
Speaking of weird DreamsLast night I had a dream where I was at a mall.I was going to the restroom and I gone in the bathroom and it had around six stalls.I went in one stall and my Mom's 43 year old Neighbor pushed open the door.And he goes Ooops!I started talking to him,And the toiletstall seemed to get smaller and smaller.
reply about shitting in urinalsWhen I was in high school there was a guy who shit in the urinals several times. One day he wrote graffiti on the wall which said "I'll stop shitting in the urinals when you guys stop pissing on the toilet seat"!
Lily-MayHey, Lily-May. Just wondering what you were like with the Norovirus. Just that some of the people I know have had it and I was jus wondering what it is like.
comments & stuffTo: TWMNK first welcom to the site and great story it sounds like you had an interesting night at least you made it to the toilet and didnt have an accident and I hope you felt better quickly and I look forward to reading your next post thanks.
To: Isabelle first welcome back and great story it sounds like you had to poop alot 3 big loads it sounds like your body was having a cleanout and a good one to I bet after you were finaly done you felt really great and probaly a little lighter as well and I look forward to reading more of your great stories thanks.
To: Lexi C first welcome to the site and great set of stories it sounds like that dream was very intresting maybe it was advertisement from the future about a new gameshow lol who knows but it would make an interesting show and great story about you and Emma having a buddy dump it sounds like you both really had to go and alot to and I bet you both felt pretty good afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Anne great post about Kyra it sounds like shes lightning up around you which is good and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: New Groom great story it sounds like your wife has a mega colon to be able create those big ones and please post anymore stories about you may have thanks.
To: Desperate To Poop as always another great set of stories it sounds like you got a bit of a stomach bug or just having a major cleanout at least youmade to the toilet everytime and great story about people waiting they should learn patience when you gotta poop you dont rush it out and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Melissa K as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good poop at least most of it got into the toilet and at least nobody else noticed your accident and then later on having another big poop I bet you felt pretty good afterward to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Abbie as always another great story about you anyour friends pooping adventures it sounds like you all some luck with pooping and it sounds like you had some good poops to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Ashley Ashley to answer your questions 1. not sure why bird poop is white maybe its there digestive system 2. some people have sensitive stomach and the spices in mexican disturbs it causing diarrhea while other peoples stomach arent sensetive 3. plane bathrooms dont know 4. porta pottys can be nasty sometimes but sometimes you get a clean one and in the summer when its hot out they become like saunas and there usualy hand sanitiser in them or a wash staion outside them. Hope that helps.
To: Dee i hope your constipation ends soon and it sounds like that woman was having a very rough time and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Elisabeth S great story about your big poop at your freidns house it sounds like yo really had to go alot and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like the 3 of you all had good poops and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natalie X as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good cleanout and I bet you felt great afterwards to and Holly sounds like she had to alot to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Megan as always another great story it sounds like you had really great after christmas poop I bet you felt really great after that big load and a lil lighter to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Beth as always another great story it sounds like you got hit by the flu bug its no fun at all and at least your feeling beter hopefuly your not in for round 2 and as always I look forward to reading your stories thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you and your friends were having alot of fun and you had a good poop to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Moon G first welcome to the site and great story about your giant poop it sounds like you really had to and I bet you felt really good after that beast was out of you and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Maurina great story about your after christmas poop it sounds like it was a pretty big one and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kayla great accident story that sucks the toilets werent woking at least everyone handled the situation in a good way and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Helen as always another great story it sounds like were having an after christmas cleanout at least you made it in time everytime and I bet you felt pretty good once you were finally done and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Elena as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good poop and pretty big from the sound of it and I bet you felt really great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Shy Girl as always another great story it sounds like your friends really wanted to help you over come your shyness they knew it was hurting you and that shows thare true friends and I bet after pooping in that bucket in front of them you wont be as shy now and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
Question and a few commentsHi, Imogen here again, I haven't got a story to post but I thought I would ask a question and post some comments.
How do you clean your bum hole after pooing? Do you just wipe the surface of the hole, or do you actually clean inside the hole? If you clean inside, how far in do you go with the paper?
The reason I ask this question is that I personally need to use one hand to pull one cheek apart and then wipe inside my bum hole with my other in order to get it clean so I can avoid getting stains in my knickers. Is there anyone else that does this?
Lily-May - You're so sweet and Dan is so lucky to have someone like you as you were so caring when he had pood himself as you helped him clean up and supported him through the embarrassment. Although I thankfully haven't suffered from the Norovirus outbreak (touch wood) I have experienced diarrhea and pood myself like Dan did as it's almost impossible to hold it in especially when you fart and end up filling your knickers like I recently have and posted about which you may have read it as it was above you post ;). I see you caught the Norovirus as well and I would love to hear about what your bowels were like during this time and I hope you and Dan feel better soon and perhaps post a few more stories if you have any. I was just wondering if you like the feeling of having a good poo as you say you have been a lurker on the site; I personally think that there aren't many things better than having a nice poo especially when in desperate situations such as when you have the runs. Can't wait to hear about your bowels with Norovirus and I hope we see more posts from you.
Cassie C. - Hi, I know how you feel as I have had a few accidents in my life; my most recent one was last week when I sharted which I posted about. I'm only 14 so I can expect more to come especially as I too live in a house with only one bathroom and I know how much of a nuisance it can be.
Embarrassed - Hi, I sharted in my knickers last week so I know how you feel. Mine was warm, soft and squishy too and reminded me of peanut butter. I too am still embarrassed about it but now one knew what I had done so it made me feel better but you can take comfort that your mum is so understanding about the incident; perhaps it's because she has done the same.
Melissa K - Wow, I bet you feel great after releasing your "Amazing dumps" as they sound massive and given the smooth texture that means only one thing.... a great sensation as they ooze their way out of your bum. You made the right decision by using the toilet brush to break up your poo as is would definitely have blocked the loo.
Abbie - Hi, I really it hate when you can't stop wee from trickling out and forming a damp patch in you knickers as it's a really weird feeling when you pull them back up and feel the wetness. At least you were able to get to a toilet just in time or as you said you would have ended up in a much more major accident. It's also good to hear that you were able to go for a poo much easier than you did the other day with Lucy.
Norik - Hi, In terms of going to the toilet there isn't anything worse than a burning anus as it's so painful and nothing you can do will make it better until the loose poos have stopped pouring out. I liked your idea of using water as an extinguisher and I might try it the next time my anus is sore and burning.
Take care and enjoy your next visit to the toilet.... BYE XXX