desperate to poop
Hmmm she's having a nice poop outside!
I had a rather bad experience the other weekend. we were driving to my moms and decided to stop for lunch. Being quite hungry and in the mood. I had this chilli at the service station. BAD MOVE!
we had driven about 1/2 hour when my guts cramped really badly. I Told my g/f (Im a lesbian) to pull over at the nearest toilets! It took about 10mins to find one. Boy my bowels were screaming to be let out. We found a small car park with a toilet block. I grabbed some Kleenex just in case and ran as fast my bowels would allow me. To my horror there was only 2 and they were both taken. And a girl was dancing up and down waiting. I asked how long she'd been waiting and she said 10mins! Just as she said that someone moaned deeply and let out a large barrage of poop. It stank and I felt really sorry for her, however my urge was no near breaking point. There wasn't really anywhere suitable outside. I ran into the gents but the only toilet was out of order. I ran back into the ladies and she was still waiting. She was sweating quite badly and doing a 'I NEED A POO' dance. Se whimpered she shouldn't have had that chilli and it turns out she was at the same place.
Just then one of the cucibles became free. She dived in and immediately let out a loud moannnnnnnnnnn and her bowels exploded! The noise was enough to tell me I GOTTA GO NOW. I looked round and saw a trash can. it's was reasonably big. Just then a lady in her 40's came in. She saw and the close cucibles and whimpered a bit herself. I said 'sorry but I gotta go NOW' and with that I sat on the trash can and exploded. It hit the bin and also the back wall. Thankfully it was quite a big bin otherwise I might have really filled it. Just then the lady who had been in cucible 1 for ages came out. She was not looking well. The other lady went in and started to pee. Just after that the other lady bent over looked around and started to moan. She had to go again. She saw me shitting my brains out and litterally pooped herself there and then. I felt sorry for her but I was still going. Just then the last lady came out. the other girl had run off crying so I managed to stop waddle! over and crash onto the toilet. I was going for 45 minutes. My girlfriend came and did a small poo herself. I had to stop 2 more times on the way home but thankfully that was it.
Ring Stretcher
Yesterday was the first time I crapped in almost a week. The bad thing about constipation is that if you don't get it out it only gets larger and more difficult to pass. Yet when you pass it it can be painful and very difficult. It's skating on a double-edge sword.
I was home when the urge came, and slowly walked into the bathroom dreading what I was about to experience. I wanted to get as comfortable as possible so I removed all my clothing and tossed them in a pile by the bathtub. Then I sat down and pissed for about 30 seconds as I felt the solid mass press against my still-closed hole.
When I was done pissing I took a deep breath in and began to bear down with my eyes shut. My ring stretched open wide and the turd hadn't even begun to exit. It felt really stuck and I began to tremble with hard effort as I dug my hands into my thighs. My ring stretched even wider, causing me to groan, grunt and gasp because it hurt and the sheer effort of straining. The turd remained stuck fast, so I stopped my efforts and shifted my ass on the toilet seat. I was tempted to reach for my mirror and flashlight to see how stretched opend up my ring was, but...I was too chicken to look. As I did so, I felt it poke it's big tip partially out of my throbbing, stretched hole. I took in another deep breath and began to grunt loudly in my efforts to pass the massive, dry, knobby log.
"Ow, ow, ow!" I cried as it slid inch by graphic inch past my stretched ring. I was on the verge of screaming when the intense, stretching pressure magically let up and the remaining two inches eased out. There was no splash because it was so big. Then a few smelly pieces of mush gushed out of my hole, which stung like the dickens.
I had to wipe alot because of the mush, but never saw any blood which surprised me. It's been 24 hours and my hole is still sore from being incredibly stretched by that log.
Todd & Madison
Hi, We are new to the forum and we have beeing reading posts for a long time but have been to shy to post. We are from Minnesota and both 20 years of age and will be 21 in May. We are both college students who are taking up Law Enforcement. We have been dating since August of this year. We have a couple of stories to tell. Well on Monday afternoon Madison and I were studying at my house. About 45 minutes into it she said "Can I use your bathroom? I have to go real bad!" After she had said this to me, I was getting turned on. We have been dating, but I never told her that I was extremely attracted to females going to the bathroom. So she pulled a magazine out of her backpack and went into the bathroom. Before she closed the door, she said "Are you coming in?" I jumped up and headed for the bath. She said to me "I can talk to you and read at the same time". She walked over to the toilet. She pulled her pants and panties down to her thighs and sat on the toilet. I didn't say mu! ch and watched her do her thing. She opened the magazine and started reading. She then started to fart. She farted about 6 times and then let loose a huge dump. Then she peed a great amount. Madison said "I am not done yet and are you getting turned on by me taking a dump?" I said "Oh yeah I love to wacth females go to the bathroom" And then she got turned on. She was sitting on the toilet and reading when she let loose another huge dump with lots of farting. She peed a huge amount again. She mangaged to wipe herself. She started with cleaning her backside first and then her vagina. She said "It really stinks in here and then sprayed the bathroom with a cinnamon flavor. She flushed the toilet and we walked out hand in hand. She guided me into my bedroom again and then we had hot sex. Well that is story number 1 of 2. We will tell you the other one at a later date. Some quick hello's to some special people like: Todd and Diana, Punk Rock Girl, Annie and Robby, Sarah S and Meg! han, and to everyone else. Well tell us what you thought about it. Todd and Madison!
Brooklyn Dude
I've looked at this site a lot, but haven't felt like posting. I really dig Punk Rock Girl! I wanted to answer one of the questions in her survey. The one about, "How long have you gone without wiping your ass?"
Well, when I was in high school, Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend and some friends. We were taking a bus. While we were at the bus station, I really had to shit. I finally ran into the men's room and went in a stall--no doors, but that didn't really bother me. I had one of those really mushy dumps, not diarrhea, but just soft and sticky. Well, one of my friends leaned in and yelled, hey, the bus is leaving! I yelled okay, I'm coming. I reached for some paper, and saw that there wasn't any! Great, I thought. I could tell my ass was covered in poop. Then, my girlfriend leaned in and said that the bus driver had made last call. I asked her to find me some TP, she said, I'm not coming in there! Then she told me to forget it for now and wipe my ass later. I pulled up my jockeys and jeans and ran out to the bus with them. I sat in my seat, and I could feel a chunk of shit squashed between my butt cheeks. It felt nasty. There was no bathroom on the bus, and it to! ok about five hours to get to the bus terminal. I figured, since I probably needed to get a shower to even be close to clean, I'd wait to wipe myself until we got to our hotel. We got there, and I announced that I was going first. I went in the bathroom and pulled my pants and jockey's down. There was a big smear of shit down them. I crouched over the toilet and wiped. After one wipe, I could tell that the glob of mashed shit between my cheeks was going to take forever to wipe. I took my clothes off and got in the shower and cleaned up.
I stuffed my jockeys in the trash can and free balled it the rest of the evening. My girlfriend of course made sure everyone knew I'd spent five hours sitting in my own shit. Ha ha ha! She's so cute. I got her back over the weekend by getting a picture of her on the toilet. She ended up thinking it was so funny, she has it in our scrap book.
Five hours of sitting on a bus with half a log mashed up my butt crack. Not a nice memory, but funny I guess.
Hey PRG, maybe we'll cross paths! I work in the city too!
Peace!!!
BD
PooPoo
FAT WOMAN :-). Hi. I really like d you post about beign with your friend at the convention while she push out a magnificent Poo Poo. Have you seen anyone do that before? I think it would be a nice thing to watch. Where was your convention held? I've heard of them in various cities. How wide in diameter (inchwise) and how long was Karen's poo poo? Thanks for the great story.
blue eyes
anyone see jackass the movie? there is a great pooping scene! a guy tried to poop in the display toilet at a plumbing store but poops his pants before he can get there. later on he does go to the store and takes a huge dump. they show it in the toilet with no water in the middle of the store.
ian
anybody ever find any soiled underwear? Iv found loads without even looking. Was in burger king and after a while saw a smallish chap, between 16&19, but young looking rush in off the street from the window. He was wearing tracksiut bottoms and looked really worried. He legged it into the toilet and didnt come out for over 10 mins. As he went in he had his hands as if he was holding up his bottoms. He left then, looking sheepish, and a while later i finished my meal and went into the toilets. There was 2cubicles, I took one, and hanging on the hook where you put your coat was a pair of dark blue boxer briefs, full of semi soft, but solid crap, all mushed in as if the person had sat in them sort of. It had to have been the boy I saw, obviously not able to fully control himself, or let himself get way too desperate. Any fellas out there between 13and 20 ever had an accident in school, on a trip, out drinking, on a long journey, if not what is the nearest you have come?
super soaker
This is my first post, so it might be a little awkward. I am 14, 5'6", and 160 lbs. I have seen many bathroom incidents and have experienced many myself, so I hope to become a "regular". The first incident I'll tell occurred this past Sunday at a buffet. In line behind me when I first entered was this huge kid. He was probably 5'4", but was probably 190-220 lbs. He looked like he was only 12. He was wearing these really tight pants that went to his knees, like what NFL football players wear. I could see that he was wearing briefs, because you could see the lines and the waistband was showing. After I had sat down, got my food, and sat back down, this kid was by himself at the next table from me. It smelled near him, I concluded that he had farted. I was sitting there eating, almost hoping for an accident, when he lifted his butt a little, ripped a loud fart and saw a bulge appeared. Then, I could see a wet spot form on the front of his pants. He sat down and continued eating!R. Smith of AR
Dear Sarah,
I just read your most recent post, on October 28. If you still cannot produce a bowel movement, I strongly recommend that you see a doctor, and quickly. You have gone for way too long without having your B.M., and if you don't get it out soon you could end up dying!! Please do take my advice, and seek medical attention immediately. Remember to also tell me about your "session", and how large your B.M. turns out. I would greatly appreciate your cooperation.
Best Regards,
R. Smith of AR
the "HOLD IT" man
Top Celebs I would like to see peeing
1. Lucy Lawless (Xena the Warior Princess)
2. Alexandria Moltke (Victoria Winters from "Dark Shadows")
3. Pamela Anderson (Baywatch)
4. The woman who played the "Tomb Raider" Don't remember her name. sorry.
5. Tasha from the tv show Valorie Irons. (Again I don't remember the acresses name.)Punk Rock Girl
Hello!
I had a rough one last night. As you may know, I'm more often constipated than not, and last night, my ass was full of compacted shit. I hadn't taken a dump since the previous night--no morning dump yesterday--and that was enough to make my rectum fill up like a polish sausage casing! Unfortunately, what it was full of was like wet cement, because it was hard and knobby.
I sat on the toilet and was pushing for maybe ten minutes or so, and only managed to prairie dog it (i.e. in-out-in-out). I decided to do the Vaseline trick. I stood up with my pants and underpants around my ankles and went through the medecine cabinet until I found a half empty jar of that slippery yet sticky lubricant we've all grown to love. I scooped some out with two fingers and jammed them up my ass as far as I could. I lubed it all around until I felt nice and oiled up.
I rinsed my hands off and sat back down. I pushed and felt my load shift just slightly. I kept pushing, and it slowly--very slowly--started forcing it's way out. Man did it HURT! Felt like I was being sodomized with a baseball bat. It came out so slow, and got stuck a few times. It felt like it was really big around. I was sucking air through my clenched teeth, grabbing my bare knees with my hands, pushing my feet down on the floor for leverage. It was a lot of work. Finally, it slid all the way out and fell in the water with a splash. I practically fainted the relief was so overwhelming! I was sweating, my ass felt like I'd just shat out a bowling ball, and my knees had red marks from my clenched fingers.
I rolled off some paper and wiped my ass, having forgotten there was Vaseline smeared all over it. It stung to wipe, so I was careful. I checked out the paper, suspecting there might be some blood, which there was. That sometimes happens when my constipation gets really bad. I wiped until the Vaseline and residue crap were gone. The Vaseline had helped soothe my hurt bottom, though.
I didn't look in the crapper, so I can't tell you how big it was, but it felt huge. I had trouble sitting the rest of the night, but I'm okay this morning. I had a small crap this morning. Just your average sized load slipped easily out of my ass into my favorite work crapper. Didn't stink, didn't need to wipe.
Hopefully, I'll crap again tonight. I'm not too anxious to drop another bomb like last night!
Peace!
PRG
John Q Public
Hi Krista:
Wetting accidents are nothing new to me. I finaly did manage to get better control after I graduated from high school, but my chilehood was a whole series of accidents. The cause was a problem I had with the development of my bladder. I was allways small for my age until about my junior year. My younger sister was 2 inches taller then me by the time she was 12. I finaly did grow to about 6 feet even, or very close to that, but she grew to be 6 feet 4 inches tall.
My bladder did not grow with the rest of my body. As it turned out, I wore diapers all through grammer school, and through part of my freshmnon year in High. After a series of exercises, I finaly did get it under control enough so I only had to wear diapers at night time, and by the time I graduated, I was finaly able to wake myself up to avoid accidents in bed. I have gained alot of control through the use of Kegal Exercises, but my capacity is not even close to what is should be for somebody my age. In fact, it is physicaly impossable for me to sit through a movie unless I wear a diaper, which I am going to attempt to do this Halloween.
Your story reminded me of alot of accidents that happened to me at doctors offices and hospitals. When I was about 11, I had a realy embarassing experience. I was having a routine physical, and there was this girl who I had a crush on who was just happened to be having a check up at that same office. I was still in daytime diapers then. Two nurses took me into the examination room and removed my diaper. When they removed it, my bladder let go a weak little stream that was no major problem but it did have to be wiped up. The nurses were very understanding about it. They cleaned me off just as though they were taking care of a baby. The only thing they neglected to do was to shut the door. Little to my knowledge, the girl who was there with me was in the examination room across the hall, and both doors were lined up directly across from each other. She was in the other room waiting for her doctor to see her. Apparently she overheard me and the nurses talking abou! t my bladder condition and the nurse comenting about removing my diaper, so she crept to the door and peaked in. She saw everything. The nurse taking off my diaper, me peeing, me being cleaned up like a baby, the whole thing.
The following day when I got to school, her and some of her friends started teasing me and poking fun of me, saying the word "baby" indront of my name. and the like. After about several months of teasing, we eventlaly did becomes friends, but she still refers to me as "baby, and then my first name. How we became friends is another story that would take up too much space, so I will post it at another time.
Recently I started taking medication for my skin. The major side effect was severe constipation. I was eating everything to help like prunes, baked beans, cabbage but none of it worked. I took some heavy duty laxatives and they didn't work either. So, I up-ed the dosage. The next day I was in a tutorial at uni and my stomach started gurgling. I started farting really quickly and they smelled something chronic, when a REALLY big one let rip and the hottest, runniest, lumpiest diahorrhea started flowing from my butt like a fountain. It stopped for a second, then another massive fart let rip with more shit squidging out. I awkwardly stood up to go to the toilet (as my undies were weighed down and almost oozing) and as I did more started coming out. As I shuffled to the door I felt some spill over. Once out of the room I ran to the toilet, but slipped on my butt (the floor had just been cleaned). The janitor helped me up, but the shit in my undies was smeared all o! ver my butt and running down my legs, not to mention the force of the impact let out another burst of mush. By the time I got to the toilet I let fly with noise and the diahorrhea was like a hose on full blast, so much so it was actually stinging my butt hole. I dumped the undies in the bin wrapped up in toilet paper after emptying what poo was left in them into the toilet.
John Q Public
Well, my GF is going to be out of town for Halloween this year. Usualy we both get together to answer the door to "Trick or Treat'ers" but this year she has to make a special business trip for her employers. So I will be spending Halloween alone, except for the ppl who come to my door.
I decided that I would join HOLD IT and Katrina in the hold contest. NO WAY I have a prayer at winning or even placing, but here is what I am going to do. I am going to rent ":Bram's Stoker's Dracula" on DVD and my goal will simply be to make it through that flick without having to stop to go to the bathroom. I am still trying to make that goal. I tried it again just last Saturday. "Ghost Ship" opened, and I wanted to see the whole movie so I decided that I would try for my goal once again. I wore a diaper just in case, and it's good that I did. I was with my GF, I drank absolutely nothing and ate no popcorn. My gf just had to have her medium sized pop corn and a 32 oz diet Dr Pepper. About halfway through the movie (which is about when they discovered the gold on the Ghost Ship)my bladder was spazeming and I fealt like I was going to explode. About 5 minutes later I completely lost control, and it fealt REEEAAAALLLLYYYY good. When we got home, I went into th! e bathroom to clean up, and pee again. After I peed and was in the shower, my gf walked in and very casualy got rid of her Diet Dr Pepper. It hissed out of her in the usual 60 second torrent.
So do n't feel too bad, Blue Eyes. Unless there's a smell, most people will assume that you spilled something on yourself.
Luke
I took a dump today at school (college). A dude walked into the stall next to me and took a huge and I mean HUGE diarreah. It smelled like a dumpster. For real, dude. I farted loud on purpose to give him a message that I was for real with my crap too. In order to fart again, I had to hold my buttcheeks open with both hands to let the air pass through. Anyone ever do this?
The dude even apologized. I said, "hey dude, everyone farts man. Don't stress it. Just remind me to bring a clothespin for my nose next time." We chuckled. I was glad he took it as a joke.
bound up
Recently I have been so constipated that even the hard core laxatives aren't working. Does anyone have any suggestions?
Katrina:
hi Rizzo:
No offence taken. I've been told that alot of times and I have looked into the "Lazy Bladder" syndrome, and I seriously doubt that I have it since I erupt like a guiser when I do let go.
I also realize that holding contests do present a health risk, so I don't do it all the time or even any sort of a regular basis. I got into this sort of thing at a young age, and as of yet I have never suffered any urinary infections or bladder problems. The best way toa void getting infections is to drink at least one glass of orangre juice a day. That makes the urine acidic and kills off bacteria that causes such infections. You have the right idea there with your OJ and cofee in the morning.
I often do not have a choice but to hold it. As I stated before, I am a Registered Nurse, and my job very often does not afford me the time to even take a leak. In addition to that, when I get 'caught short' where therre is no toilet available, I can't just can't open my fly and let flow. I have to be fully exposed and squat in the bushes. It is alot more difficult for me then it is for guys, and that is why I usualy end up holding for such long periods. You can just go behind a tree, wip out your dick and let one lose. I have to squat and remove my panties and that can be very messy at times, especialy when I am 'on the rag.'
Given those set of circumstances, many, if not most women develop huge bladders and very strong spincter muscles. That is the way it is for me, as it is for most other women I know.
Thanks for showing your concern, though. Your words are appreiated, and I am very careful. After all, I am a health care professional.
Bryian
To dylan: Must have been a cool experience..liked it.
To Krista: Sorry to hear you pooped your self..were you embaraseed?
To Tom: How come you didn't have to use the bed pan while you were in the hospital? how long were you there?
To TurdBoy: LOL about what your friend said to you
To blue eyes": What did you do with your wet clothes?
To Bobby: Enjoyed your story..how old are you?
To Nathan: Loved your story
For the last few days my poop has been really soft..Twice yesterday i really had to go and i exploded this wet soft stuff in the toilet. I went out last night i thought i had to go again but the mens room only had 1 urinal and a stall and it was occupied. So i held on and it went away and it came back at Midnight. gotta run byesarah
i finaly took a crap.it hurt soooooo bad.i had a little feeling that i could crap.i went to the bathroom sat down on the toilet.and started pushing i pushed for 10 min with out anything happning.then it slowly came out.i pushed harder for another 10 min about an inch was out.i pushed again and again it just became bigger the i started to hurt really bad.i had streached my butt hole to its limint but i still needed to go.so i pushed again i really wanted to screem.i was in pain for the rest of the time.it took about 45min to get it all out.and i wiped and saw blood on the toilet paper.and in the toilet was a 4 1/2 inch wide ,and about 13 inches long pice of crap.i still hurt a little
Uncle Allen
Hello gain. It's Sunday morning and I just read the moderator's post. I want to say very quickly to all that I think everyone should heed the warning of the moderators. They do not have an easy job. This is one of the best sites on the web. Do not let that get ruined. They have the right to deny posts on any grounds they wish, so let's be careful and try to keep this forum going. That's all for now. I just hope things will keep progressing here.Mike
1. Ladies do you like to wear mens or ladies undershorts?
2. Men or Ladies have you ever pissed or poped outside other than in a porta-pottie?
3. Men do you put the seat down for wife or gf to piss or poop if she needs to do it?
4. Men or Ladies do you piss in the woods?
5. Men or Ladies how many times have you pooped or pissed on a boat that had a portable toilet?
6. Do you like pissing in the water at a beach or swimming pool or in the shower?
7. Have you ever pooped in the water othen the shower or toilets water?
Hi my name is Mark Im 23 and i have spina bifida which means im paralised from the waist down. This means I cant feel when i need to poo/pee However sometimes I get stomache ache when I need a poo I use a catheter which I insert myself every three hours don't worry this will not hurt me. anyway i went to do this and checked to see if I needed a poo and found that I did I sat forward and pushed down I waited a minute and checked to see if it had started to come out It hadn't so I pushed again still nothing eventuall I had to help it down with tissue wrapped around my finger I then sat forward and started to push down again and also spread my cheeks and pushed again then It started to move so i sat forward and just pushed as normal It plopped out then I did some more. and wiped my bum
Moira where are you I like your stories. Please come back and post again. Why dont you lean forward when you have a poo I do I helps as I need to push harder than most cos of my disablity.
Today I pooed twice they are only small boulders im afraid not logs
Jane where are you your stories are good
KT
To Fat Woman:By any chance did you post under the name of Alana in the past posts? The woman that takes those monsterous shits? If you are, WELCOME BACK!. I loved those massive shits that you took and posted. Keep them coming!
I'm a 38 year old male and an off and an visitor to this site. I've never posted before but I'd like to share a story that happened to me last winter. I was driving to a town about 60 miles away to visit a friend fo the weekend and the roads were quite slippery since it was snowing quite heavily. At one point, my car skidded into a ditch and, though I wasn't hurt, I needed a tow truck to get me out so i contacted one on my cell phone. It was an extremely cold day (a 40 below wind chill) so I sat in my car and waited. After several minutes, I started to feel the need for a pee but I figured the tow truck would be there any time and I'd soon be on my way. It wasn't until an hour had gone by that I rememberered it would take a long time for them to respond in bad weather. By this time, my feeling of discomfort was becoming a desperate situation!! I was desperately cold sitting in the car (didn't want to run the heater because I was afraid of running out of gas) and I! had to pee SOOOO bad!!! There were a couple of bushes nearby ad I knew I could have probably taken a piss behind one without being seen by passing motorists but the idea of letting my dick hang out in such frigid weather didn't really appeal to me!! Besides, my hands were so cold, I probably wouldn't be able to fumble for it anyway. I thought of just pissing my pants because I was in terrible pain from holding it so long but I knew it wouldn't be a good idea to sit around in wet pants in this kind of weather. Believe me, I was in sheer agony!!!! I just sat there in my car squeezing my dick as hard as I possibly could
trying desperastely to thnk of a solution. Soon, a squad car pulled alongside me and a woman officer got out. She walked up tomy car and inquire if I was alright. Ordinarily, I don't admit to strange woman when I have to pee since I'd feel embarrased doing so but I had to go so bad at this point that i just blurted it out without thinking. I was almost in tears from the pain in my bladder and said, "Oh, please DO something! I really have to
go pee and I just can't hod it anymore!!"
Potty Pooper
Tom asked me, concerning the time I poopoo'd in the kudzu, if it gave me
any difficulty the leaves being slick... well, in this case, I don't think
the leaves WERE slick! They struck me as more of a crinkley sorta texture.
I see someone else ran into a problem with a latchless stall-door that
wouldn't stay closed... I repeat the advise I gave in my poop-at-the-library
story: Take a wad of toilet paper and cram it between the door and jamb.
And now, on the subject of what if you accidentally leave a wet-spot on
the front of your pants, either because you *almost* didn't make it in
time, or because a bit more pee came out after you thought you were done.
My advise: Splash yourself at the sink. Make sure you have multiple wet
spots of equal size dotted here and there on your pants legs and on your
shirt and whatnot, as well as smaller spots all over. (With wet hands,
do a flick with all your fingers.) Perhaps even splatter some down the
sides and over your back. It'll look like you accidentally turned the
faucet on full-blast and it bounced all out at you, or as if you'd gotten
caught by the sprinklers or something. They'll be less likely to think
you slightly wet yourself! :-)
Now, I'm going to tell another poop story from my early boyhood. I musta
been about 6 or so, and me and my folks were visiting a family living at
a farmhouse somewhere out a bit into the country. I wound up wandering
around the place with the little boy that lived there, who was about my
age. At some point, I realised I had to go to the bathroom, and told him
as much. He took me back to their house and into the bathroom.
It happened that the toilet had no water in it, just a dry bowl. I looked
at that, and asked him if he was sure it was okay to doodoo in it, he said
it was perfectly okay. I dropped my drawers, sat on the toilet, and started
doing a doodoo.
I didn't feel at all self-conscious sitting there exposed in front of him.
I don't even think it crossed my mind that I was sitting there half-naked
in front of another boy, and he obviously didn't think anything of it,
either. We yacked away, talking about whatever small-boy things we'd been
talking about before, and I did the whole BM like that, leaving a pile of
poop on the bare, dry porcelain just in front of the hole at the bottom of
the bowl.
Obviously it wouldn't flush (I didn't even try! :-), so I just left the TP
there, pulled my pants back up and we went back outside again. (I don't
recall if I washed my hands or not, but then I don't think I started doing
that routinely until I was older. Now I wash my hands religiously...)
xFAT WOMAN
Joe B.
I hate the newer water saving type toilets. I just had a fantastic huge metamucial poop. The toilet bowl is so small and there's such little water in it, my poop just piled up in the toilet and came up a couple of inches above the water. I couldnt really see how much I'd done. I'm taking the maximum dosage of metamucial for three days. Tomorrow, I'll find a better toilet.
Bryian
I posted very early this morning. I went back to bed for about an hour before getting up and going to work. I had another dream something about pooping and waiting to see if any guys came in my personal bathroom to poop..was weird. Then i was driving to work and i heard a Local DJ from DC101 say he was dreaming something about being at camp and he crapped him self. Did any one happen to catch that? I would have love to known if he woke up with the urge..LOL. Then i was at work today and i was getting a soda and i saw this hot guy go up to the bathroom. So i put my soda down and went up..when i was in there he was washing his hands. I was hoping he would be in a stall crapping his guts out.
For the unknown curious poster, my last post was on pg 740.Infantry SPC
I've noticed that many people have been posting a top 5 list of stars they would like to see take a big stinky dump. I think my top 5 stars(tv/movies) would be:
1)Stacy Dash
2)Tisha Campbell
3)Jennifer Lopez
4)Beyonce Knowles
5)the late Aaliyah(she will forever be missed)
Now if we're talking athletes... then I'd pick...
1)Serena williams
2)Venus Williams
3)Dominque Dawes
4)Dawn Staley
5)Marion Jones
Others who were just shy of my top 5...
Angie Harmon (mainly bc I know Jason Sehorn personally)
Lisa Leslie
Ashanti
I have no new adventures to share. I saw "enough" starring jennifer Lopez. the pee scene that every body has mentioned, could even be a poop secene bc we might not completely account for all the time that she was sitting there. then when they show her wiping, there is no real proof of whether or not she wipes the front only and not the back before she flushes. I think its debatable and we see what we want to see in that secene.
Eric in Chicago
There have been a number of posts by (mostly) guys who have crapped their pants by accident and wondered what on earth those of us who like to shit our pants deliberately find in it. I really don't think the two experiences are comparable. Having a (real) accident means losing control, whereas deliberately shitting your pants involves staying in control (maybe *pretending* to lose it). The first one is, naturally, going to be more than a little stressful. I wouldn't want it to happen to me. There are plenty of things that are enjoyable if you do them by choice, but very unpleasant if you're forced to do them.
There are plainly some intermediate cases, like Thomas and his wrestling teammates getting a kick out of blowing mud in their shorts when they were trying to make weight, or someone being with a buddy/intimate, getting "caught short" and being encouraged by the other to just let it rip. But in all those cases, there's at least some maintenance of control.
Potty Pooper
Tom asked me, concerning the time I poopoo'd in the kudzu, if it gave me
any difficulty the leaves being slick... well, in this case, I don't think
the leaves WERE slick! They struck me as more of a crinkley sorta texture.
I see someone else ran into a problem with a latchless stall-door that
wouldn't stay closed... I repeat the advise I gave in my poop-at-the-library
story: Take a wad of toilet paper and cram it between the door and jamb.
And now, on the subject of what if you accidentally leave a wet-spot on
the front of your pants, either because you *almost* didn't make it in
time, or because a bit more pee came out after you thought you were done.
My advise: Splash yourself at the sink. Make sure you have multiple wet
spots of equal size dotted here and there on your pants legs and on your
shirt and whatnot, as well as smaller spots all over. (With wet hands,
do a flick with all your fingers.) Perhaps even splatter some down the
sides and over your back. It'll look like you accidentally turned the
faucet on full-blast and it bounced all out at you, or as if you'd gotten
caught by the sprinklers or something. They'll be less likely to think
you slightly wet yourself! :-)
Now, I'm going to tell another poop story from my early boyhood. I musta
been about 6 or so, and me and my folks were visiting a family living at
a farmhouse somewhere out a bit into the country. I wound up wandering
around the place with the little boy that lived there, who was about my
age. At some point, I realised I had to go to the bathroom, and told him
as much. He took me back to their house and into the bathroom.
It happened that the toilet had no water in it, just a dry bowl. I looked
at that, and asked him if he was sure it was okay to doodoo in it, he said
it was perfectly okay. I dropped my drawers, sat on the toilet, and started
doing a doodoo.
I didn't feel at all self-conscious sitting there exposed in front of him.
I don't even think it crossed my mind that I was sitting there half-naked
in front of another boy, and he obviously didn't think anything of it,
either. We yacked away, talking about whatever small-boy things we'd been
talking about before, and I did the whole BM like that, leaving a pile of
poop on the bare, dry porcelain just in front of the hole at the bottom of
the bowl.
Obviously it wouldn't flush (I didn't even try! :-), so I just left the TP
there, pulled my pants back up and we went back outside again. (I don't
recall if I washed my hands or not, but then I don't think I started doing
that routinely until I was older. Now I wash my hands religiously...)
Mike o MD
1. Men or Ladies do you use the middle stall that has more than 3 stalls
in it? yes or no
2. Ladies what is your favorite type of douche if you use it?
3. Ladies do you use tampons that have wngs on them yes or no also do you putthem in the trash after use?
4. Men or Ladies who take most time to shower when the other is waiting to piss or poop?
5. Ladies how many times have you dripped dried after pissing like a man?
lurker
to Carmalita,
Truly sorry to see you go. Your posts were the highlights of my visits here. Good luck and lots of love