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Carmalita
Hola everybody!

Jeff A: Surgery! Oh, no! Take care of yourself my friend. Thank you again for your sweet words to me. Renee says I look like Jennifer Lopez, but I really look more like her when she was playing “Selena”. My lips are thick like that, but my face is a little rounder. And yes, I agree that Ms. Lopez has a great butt! She has a great everything! My butt is very shapely and round like hers, but I got small boobies. Oh well, that’s life I guess.

Rizzo: Yes, my sisters and my brother Cruzito have arrived! I agree with Jeff that you are a very good man. I cried when I read your post about playing that piece for Heather. Why can’t the world be full of men like you?! Gentle, and thoughtful men are so sexy to me! Your wife is sooooo lucky! I was also very touched by what you said about Renee and Patsy getting married. That was so sweet. I’m sure she’ll answer you when she gets a chance. She’s over at Patsy’s while my family is here and Patsy isn’t online yet. I believe she’ll tell you though, that they are very much in love, and consider themselves married even though they are not. To see them together is very comforting. I really enjoy being around them, and they will both be the best parents ever.

Well everybody, Renee is right. Jake and I are falling in love! We’ve been having a lot of fun together. He’s been occupying all of my time lately. It’s only been a couple of weeks I know, but it’s the real thing for both of us. I’ve never been this serious about any man before. My heart does flip flops whenever I think about him! I told Renee that I’ve fallen head over heels for that big Texas longhorn! She agrees that he’s a really good catch. I’m a little scared about telling my dad, because Jake’s not Mexican. But he’s going to love Jake when they meet him. (My sisters think he’s a stud!) and he is!

Jake recently asked me to pose nude for him for a painting. My brown skin blushed when he posed me on a bed with satin sheets, and my hair spilling out all over the pillows. He had me pose with one arm up by my head, and the other out stretched across the sheet. My legs were together and straight. It only took him about four hours to paint it, and damn, it looks just like me! The painting was a gift to Renee. She said she loved it. Patsy loved it too, and gave me a wink! We took it to a photographer to have a picture taken of it for myself, and the guy wanted to hire me to pose nude for his camera.
The best part about all of this is that Jake understands the excitement me and Renee share in pooping for each other, and that will never change. Imagine a relationship with no jealousy! It’s too good to be true! I played our video for him, and I think he had an experience in his pants! He’s real interested in that part our new relationship.

Two nights ago, he came into the bathroom after I’d gone in with a magazine. I pulled my pink slacks and white panties down to my knees. When I sat down on the seat, my butt hissed a quiet, but very smelly fart. My poor guy had better start getting used to stinky smells from his little Mexican girlfriend! It was Jake’s second experience seeing me crap live for him. Only this time it was deliberate. It turned him on just as much as that first time. Leaning forward, I began pinching a very serious loaf. Unnngghhhh...it was big. I poofed some little farts, then pumped out some real gas. It smelled very rich like the seafood and fettucini alfredo I’d had the night before. My turd was ripe and almost ached coming out. I grunted hard, pushing it out farther. It made an embarrassing crackling sound as it squeezed out. The thing was so big it took almost a full minute to push it out! I sat there, my brown ass hovering over the seat with a giant, smelly hunk of turd poking out. ! Jake took a few whiffs saying he liked my perfume. I giggled and said it was called “Excrement for Men”. Then, I couldn’t believe he did this, but he put his big hand under my ass, and let my turd fill his hand!!! The thing thudded into his palm, and dangled limply over it. Jake’s got real big hands, and my shit filled one of them! He said if felt like 3,or 4 pounds! He quickly moved his hand away as four more fat plops hit the water, stinking up the room. One of the turds was shaped like a football, and I knew it wouldn’t flush. It was embarrassing having the man I love see such a huge, smelly pile. Worse yet, having him hold it in his hand. I told him to toss into the waste basket, and when he did, his poor hand looked like it had melted hershey bar all over it. I think he knew it was embarrassing for me, because he comforted me. The smell got to be pretty severe, and Carmalita’s stink-o-meter was going crazy! Jake stared at my brown legs, played with the lace on my panties! , and then reached up to brush hair out of my face with his other hand. He said I was beautiful, even when I was doing my most un-ladylike duty on the toilet. After I was empty of poop he asked me to strip the rest of my clothes off for him. Shrugging, I did it, after insisting that he wash his hand off good with soap. First I slipped off my sleeveless top and then unhooked my white bra. Staring at my brown breasts, he was very eager to get me off that pot! I asked him to do the honors with the toilet paper. He was very gentle. I can’t believe how much he said he loved me. He said it was very beautiful being around me while I emptied myself. He said the witnessing of such a private act really turned him on like crazy. I feel very lucky.
PV: I missed you girfriend! I’m so excited! Jake has been accompanying me to the center where I volunteer. He carried little Juanito on his shoulders and gave him airplane rides. I know he’s starting to go for the little guy himself. Juanito threw his arms around my neck and said “Mi love Carmalita”. My heart broke! Now I’ve got two men in love with me! Jeez, what’s my dad going to say?!

Love,
Carmalita


Melissa
I got caught!! I was using my friend's computer for the last 2 posts
I made here because my modem died and she checked her internet history and saw I was at this web site. My friend thought I was
nuts to come here, but then she confessed the next day she read a lot
of these posts here. We didn't discuss it further, but I wonder if
she has this toilet interest too. Now I am back home on my computer
with a new modem and life is good.

Dazz, I love your posts. I love to hold my poop in till the last possible minute and enjoy it coming out. Sometimes though when I do
that I find I can't get it out and get constipated a few days. The last poop I held in was awesome when I finally let it out. I went to the bathroom turned off the light and sat in darkness slowly letting the poop fall out at its own will. No pushing for me. I leaned over and put my head on my knees, made it feel even better when it came out. It hit the water with a plop and then a few more smaller sized logs came out. I loved looking at them in the bowl after. And now I am feeling the need for another poop after 2 cups of coffee and a large bowl of raisin bran. I want to eat a bit more and make this a big poop that I can enjoy.


Confused
Hi, i'm in high school, and i'm a junior and i have always found anything that is about girls doing or saying something gross repulsive...except some girls. one thing i don't mind is when i think of a really beautiful girl in my grade peeing. i think it's hot! but anything else is not my style. i was just wondering why i think like this and if anyone has any idea you can email me and maybe share some of stories. i have some stories of my dads many girlfriends that i can tell ya. someone please tell me what's wrong!


Bryian
I was leaving work today and i had on a Washinton DC radio station and they were talking about drinking your own pee...They said it was healthy then a doctor called the station and said it wasn't healthy. The dj said "even if you are dying on your last leg and drink you pee cause you have noting else to drink...what about boiling it...This isn't safe." Any one know about this wether it is safe or it isn't safe.

Had a satisfying dump last night!! I just had eaten a rost beef sandwhich(huge sand.) and frys. I get online then like 5 min later i had this huge urge. I went into the bathroom and sat down and pushed and farted in between pushes. Eventuly my load slid out in to the toilet bowl. It must have been like 8 to 10 inches and was dark brown. I touched it...and it felt rough!! Ate pop corn the other day so i knew there were undigested pop-corn kernels in my shit. I wiped about 5 time and i sat there for a few xtra min cause i felt like i had more...but noting came out.


To DM: Loved your reply, back to me. Thats funny about that guy named Frank!!
I also liked your late night story about pooping at the school...Maybe a little kid will find your production.

Nice new picture up top


Austin
HISTORIAN

Apology accepted. It sounds like you have an extensive
movie collection yourself. I can't wait to see some of the
movies you know of that I missed (two heads are better
than one!) But wait a minute here, you can't mention
twenty-one yet! I was saving that one for last! Ha! Ha!. Isn't
it a classic? It's one of my all time favorites. Also, I know
what you mean with the "The Stoned Age" one. They really
could have had a bettter scene. If they had the balls to have
her say she has to take a dump then why not finish what you
start? It looks like we tied eachother for "Once upon a
time". Okay, the race is on!

PENNY

I have to 2nd the motion on your equestrian adventures.
They really are awesome. Hope to hear more!

MOVIES OF THE DAY

"Something Wild" This one is really sweet and fun. It will
make you feel good. The bathroom scene is when the girl
leaves the door open while having a pee (I think you can
faintly hear it) and he comes home.
"Last Tango in Paris" has a pee scene with the lead actress.
Can you believe they had that kind of nerve in the 60's?

I only keep track of female bathroom scenes, but I'll start
trying to remember male scenes for those of you with an
interest in that direction. "Olivier, Olivier" is a good one for
you all.

TODAYS POST

This is the story of the night we all got way too drunk. This is the most drunk I have ever
been. I actually remember going out to my truck and feeling that I was walking straight
but the ground kept slanting from left to right, causing me to stumble. At any rate, my
girlfriend Kelly, my best friend Tim and I had mixed dark beer, red wine, whiskey shots,
and regular beer in the same night. We were at Tims house, thank heaven, so none of us
had to drive. It had gotten late and Kelly came in with this mischevious grin on her face.
She then proceeded to pour each of us a shot of peppermint schnapps, knowing full well
how that would mix with dark beer and whiskey. Sure enough, within 30 seconds we all
scattered holding our bellies! Tim headed out for the front yard to blow beats, while Kelly
and I headed for the one bathroom in the house. She was petite, sandy blonde, and had on
a tee shirt with a white scarf in her hair. I vomitted in the sink, while she debated about
which end she should put over the toilet. After a quick descision, she put her butt on the
toilet and threw up in the tub. My memory is not very clear for obvious reasons, but I'm
sure I would have peed in the sink. At that point I stumbled into a seated position, and
wanted to rest my weary head on something stable, so I could focus my eyes and keep the
room from spinning. I rested my head against Kelly's bare thigh. Her shorts had fallen
down around her ankles. She too needed to rest her head, and she leaned forward onto my
back. She was almost too tired to pee. She started a very weak trickle that lasted for quite
a while. Fifteen or twenty minutes passed and she mumbled something about me needing
to leave. I couldn't move and I told her so.A few more minutes elasped before she let out a
small "Pfft". I felt her stomach muscles bearing down, and then a small plop. Another plop
came, then she exhaled. She rested a moment, then pushed again, and there were a few
more small plops. She sighed a bit and then took a deep breath. This time she was able to
push out a medium sized log. By this time the smell had become thick, especially with my
head on her thigh. She made another small fart and offloaded a few more raisin plops.
Now she was done. We stayed there without moving for another half an hour. She finally
got the energy up to wipe, pull up her shorts and sit in the corner. The door had been, and
still was open all this time, but still no sign of Tim. I remember her throwing up a second
time in the bathtub, and I threw up in the still not flushed toilet. I still remember the sight I
saw before I flushed it. It was entirely black! It was not brown, but BLACK! with every
conceivable body excretion imaginable! It was truly hellish! After I spewed out the last of
my guts, I sat down too. There, on the bathroom floor, we spent the rest of the night,
never knowing what similar horror had befallen poor Tim. Needless to say we had had
dangerously high amounts of alcohol, so don't try this one at home! ha ha!.


historian
MAINSTREAM FEMALE POOP MOVIES PART II

Supposedly there is a movie called "Wildcats" that takes place in a girl's academy. I understand that there's a scene where a bunch of girls are in the school bathroom reacting to the smell of another girl who's in a stall taking a dump. I don't know anything more about the scene, but from my research, I think it's probably a 1980 movie called "Wildcats of St. Trinian's." I would order it, but the problem is that I can't get it; at least not through Amazon. If anyone has any info on this movie or how to get ahold of it, please let me know.

I've heard the movie "Homage" mentioned several times as having a poop scene in it. I know that there are two movies with that title; one from 1987 and one from 1996. I have ordered the 1996 version, because the 1987 version is unavailable. Guess I'll find out if I got the right one. The release date isn't until late May, so I'll let you all know sometime in June. Also, if you have any info, please pass it along.

The fairly recent movie "Tumbleweeds" has some farting and subsequent dialogue, but I think it also has an implied shitting scene. The girl (probably about 12 years old) leaves the table and her mother and the mother's boyfriend engage in conversation. After about the time it would take to have a normal dump, the girl sticks her head out of the bathroom door and tells her mother "There's no toilet paper and I'm stuck. Please bring me some." I know it's really kind of iffy, since it's quite possible that she only took a piss and didn't want to "drip dry."

The movie "Manny and Lo" about two runaway girls also has an implied poop scene in my opinion. The girls are living in their car and are on the run from the cops. One morning they pull up to a small grocery store and Lo tells Manny to give her five minutes and then come in. Right after Lo goes into the store, a policeman pulls up and Manny decides that she has to warn her sister. She finds a high window near the back of the store and opens it. We see Lo sitting on something but it's unclear what it is. She says that she too saw the cop, and then Manny helps her crawl out the window. I think it's an implied poop scene, but I suppose one could surmise that Lo just went in to shoplift, and when she saw the cop, she fled to a storage room and sat on a bunch of boxes or something. If anyone else has seen this movie, please let me know how you perceived that scene.

The most recent movie that I've seen containing a poop reference is "Held Up." Near the beginning, Nia Long is riding across country with her fiance when she has a diarrhea attack. They stop at a little league baseball game and she is seen holding her ass while going toward a port-a-pottie. When she finds that it's just a storage place for athletic equipment, they have to drive on until they finally get to a convenience store. All in all, it's pretty entertaining, but nothing more of interest is shown once she goes into the store.

I understand the movie "Get Over It" has a scene in which a teenage boy having a party tells his mother "Some girl just took a dump in the pool." This movie is still in the theaters and I have not yet seen it. I'm also anxious to the "The Mexican" as I understand it has a couple of scenes with Julia Roberts on the can.

"The Joy of Flying" and "Leolo" are a couple of other movies that I understand might have some potential, but I know very little about them. They are foreign and not readily available in the states.

Well, that's about all I can offer right now. If anyone knows of any more, please post them here on this forum. Hopefully, Hollywood will continue to become less uptight about bathroom activities as the years go by.

Best Wishes

historian


To Todd: Skid Marks
I've found if you take a dump with your legs spread way apart and leaning forward it will be much cleaner, it will come out better too. This should help prevent skid marks on your boxers. I still get them once in a while. Does anybody else take a dump this way?


Nick C.
Wassup?
This is my first post. I cannot write alot now because I have something to do really quick. But here's the short and sweet introduction to me: My name is Nick C, I'm 21, I live in florida, and I am always constipated! Seriously! Alot of traveling can really mess up your bowels dude! ANyway i really gotta go, my friend kev is calling me! BYE!


Nikki
Hey Y'all.
This is my first post. I just wanna introduce myself. I am fourteen, a model, and if you remember Cancerchild (Julian), well i'm her sister. She's peacefully in heaven, and I just want to thank all of you for the prayers. I never posted because I am shy. Anyways, I will post something good next time.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Byers! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


John
I like taking a nice big solid shit as much as anybody else. There are a lot of girls that I fantasize about seeing them taking a shit on the toilet.


John(VT)
Hi, everyone!

Curious: Picabo Street has been a fantasy poop queen of mine,as
well as Jennifer Lopez, to second the motion of another fellow poster...

Ring Stretcher: Hi! A quick nod of approval to you for your recent posts! You're right: a number of guys here marvel at the size of some
of the female posters' movements... and I'm certainly to be counted among them... too bad you have such trouble with them, though... I sincerely hope you find a way to make them more pleasurable for you.


Kim: WOW!! A 28 X 4 incher! I told you you were due for a record breaker! And I really liked the circumstances leading up to it, too... very fitting you were doing a good deed at the time! Thanks for thinking of me(again, you know me OH SO WELL in predicting I'd want a picture!), and a great description as usual! In response to your recent post answering some of Logger's interesting questions, I had an idea what I'd like to see: a copy of the latest "Shits Illustrated" magazine (is our enlightened society almost ready for this?), with your radiant smile and knockout body(provocatively clothed or nude, you make the call!)on the cover page holding your latest awesome creation in your toilet paper-protected hands for all of your admirers to see... Ahhhh!


Ace
To Jon (England), lurker, Red, Anne (the bus driver), Steve, England, Justin, Harry (Pacific Northwest, U.S.A.), Adrian (England), and Buck (IL):
I don't know if any of you remember me. Last June, I had posted that I had a burning sensation when I peed. Thank you all for the kind words and suggestions. I did get treated, and the doctor told me that I had a minor kidney infection. So the nurse gave me an antibiotic and it helped. I haven't had any problems since then. Again, thanks for help!

Hi everyone! I'm kind of new here. Actually, I've been reading this forum for about two years. I haven't posted anything because, well, I haven't finished reading them all! I'm only on page 370. I'll get there eventually. Also, my stories are not really exciting. Just typical. Anyway, maybe once I finish reading them, I can throw in my two cents, for what it's worth.

Take care everyone! I'll eventually catch up.


Lurk (Old-Time)
Clytaemnestra wasn't a goddess; she was the wife of Agamemmnon, the leader of the Greek forces at Troy. She killed her husband upon his return because he sacrificed their daughter Iphigenia to the gods in order to lift the calm on the Greek fleet. I have no idea if she's pooping in any of the legends. ;)


response to curious
my choices on who i wanna watch take a shit ? virginia graham (talk show hostess) milton berle, jennifer lopez, peter bonerz, the late totie fields (commedienne) and brad pitt !


Big C
I remember when I was about 16 I had this experience. It's about my old girlfriend.She always liked to eat french fries.So we were hanging out,she does'nt live far away,and I took her to McDonalds and got her some fries.So then we walked around doing the usual. When she started holding her stomach and moaning.So I asked her what was wrong and she said she had to use the restroom NOW!Something must've been wrong with those french fries definately.So we tried to find te nearest restroom mabe in a store,but we were sorta more outside of all the buildings and she had to go now,so she looked around.We were now in a small little bunch of woods,that lead to a nature trail,so we went to the side and before she could tell me to leave this pretty brunette pulled down her shorts and let loose these chains of loud farts,and they really smelled.She squatted a little and held her ????? as another fart came out followed by what looked like a HUGE log coming out her butthole.I could see every! thing cause she just stopped right in front of me and start taking a dump.Her buttcheeks spreaded apart and those crackling noises started as it slowly came out.She moaned and groaned and pushed real hard.I could her face real red,and more crackling noises start as a knobbly piece of poop started to come out.This thing looked nasty.The log started to come out her butt kinda deformed and finally the log crashed down and then some she let loose some more stinky farts and peed a little stream.I thought she was done but she started on another one.Her hole started opening again and another even thicker log started to come out making more crackling noises but then stopped moving.She had a poop tail hanging out her ass.I heard her mutter "oh no"and her face turned red again as she really tried to push.I heard crackling noises and her butt started quivering but it did'nt move.This went on for awhile,with her pushing hard making"uuunnnn"noises,and crackling noises,but the log still m! oved a just a little inch.So I started to encourage her,by saying come on push harder you can get it out.So she took a deep breath,and her ass really started shaking as her face turned red and the log started slowly moving out.This thing was thicker and longer than the last one,but I can't really remember the exact size well.Finally the log came just about out,but then stuck again.So she started shaking her butt up and down,and it finally fell to the ground.It was a hard knobbly monster.Right after those two big logs a whole bunch of greenish colored circular poop balls starting plopping out with nasty farty noises.The area REALLY stunk by now.I could hear ppl in the distance saying "ewwwww whats that smell,smells like horse junk"So I tried to keep her quiet.Finally one large green turd slid out and she was done.She stayed in the positiona little holding her stomach letting some gas for awhile and finally turned to me grinning!I guess she felt quite comfortable with me.She put! her finger to her nose and said"excuse me"giggling.I
was just staring from her butt to the job under it in awe.I never knew girls could actually poop that way back then.I picked up her pocket book she dropped in her rush to get her shorts downa nd asked if she had any napkins or anything.She said yes.She did'nt let me wipe,but let me watch.As she spread her cheeks and wiped around her dirty butthole a few times.She let out on last fart and pulled up her shorts.She was blushing furiously now.I was surprised int he sudden change.She told me not to say anything about this to her friends,and that she was never going to get fries from that McDonalds again.That was really one of my first pooping experiences with a girl.Awhile after this though,we started to enjoy going to the bathroom for eachother. We'd pee for eachother,and when we had to take a dump we'd sit ont he toilet the other way around so the other could see.


George from LA
Todd, when I get skids, I generally clean them off my underwear when I get home. BTW, I usually don't wear white underwear. When I wear white undies, at the end of the week, I usually pre soak them in bleach overnight before washing. By doing this, it usually gets out the stains


Jeff A
CURIOUS: Celebrities that I’d like to see doing a big poop? I agree with whole heartedly with SOME GUY. Jennifer Lopez, hands down! I think that woman is probably the most beautiful, and well crafted form of female architecture to come around since Barbara Eden. And though she’s not a celebrity (not yet anyway), I’d love to see Carmalita take one of her big ones! I guess celebrities don’t do it for me as much as real people do. I'd also like to see PV and Kim do a nice one! They both turn me on!

LOUISE: Thanks for your good wishes. I’m coming along slowly, but surely. I’d much rather have a beer than dopey pain meds, but that’s the way it goes I guess. You’re a sweet lady. You’ll probably hear from me much more since I’ve got nothing to do these days!

STEVE: I remember my Shao-Lin instructor showing me how to block. He nailed me with a short side kick pretty hard in the stomach, and as I was gasping for breath, he said “Remember how that feels, and remember that you never want to feel that again.” It seemed a little harsh to me then, but I learned how to block like a champ! He could also sit in a full horse stance for unbelievably long periods of time. I realize now that even though he was a foreign instructor, he was teaching old school methods, and I learned so much from him. I think back on that headstone that read “Sifu”. Yes. That certainly says it all.

HISTORIAN: I love your interest, and rather accurate depictions of the movies with poop scenes in them. They are very few aren’t they? Very good detective work on “Once upon a time in America” I often wondered myself how she’s going to ‘poop in her pants’ with just a sack dress on. However, the movie was so good, I’m willing to forgive script errors. I see a lot of talk about 2 movies in particular: “Senseless” and “A Patch of Blue” do these movies really have female poop scenes in them? And is “Patch of Blue” the old movie with Sidney Poitier, or is there another one with the same title? Also my friend, very interesting trivia about James Joyces scatological interests. How did you come to know this? I’ve also looked for this movie. I know of one place in town here that just might have it. If the man is into scat, then there’s no doubt what she’s doing on the chamber pot. Your posts interest me very much. I love your eye for detail.

On this topic, it infuriates me that men are showed quite frequently going number 2 in the movies, where women are not. Women are showed fully nude from the front quite often, where men are not. It’ s my general opinion that Hollywood thinks men are ugly and it’s okay to degrade them on film by showing them doing supposedly “disgusting” things like pooping, and masturbating, which men are depicted doing quite often! Is the male body so offensive that it can’t be seen nude from the front? In the movies, are men nothing but a bunch of thoughtless masturbators? Male sexual roles in film today are more stereotyped than they ever were, and I feel that we, as a gender, are made to look more like caricatures than human beings at times. I have a good friend who’s lesbian, and she agrees with me one hundred percent that producers feel that male nudity is offensive. We are all two separate genders. One with a pipe, the other with a fitting. So why is one more offensive to the eye t! han another? I also think that with this line of thought, I am pissing into the wind, and getting very wet!

RENEE: Looking back through my “Carmalita Collection” I noticed that she described you a couple of times. Long, blonde hair, with lots of freckles. You sound gorgeous my dear! Can you possibly give us a more detailed description of Patsy? I’d love to know!

RIZZO: You seem to have a keen interest in the classics. My favorites always were and always will be the impressionists. I really love Claude Debussy and Eric Satie. Gabriel Faure’s “Requeim” is also one of my absolute favorites. I listen to it all winter long! You're a good man Rizzo!

Oh well, that’s all for now. I’m dopey and sleepy.
J.


George from LA
Todd, when I get skids, I generally clean them off my underwear when I get home. BTW, I usually don't wear white underwear. When I wear white undies, at the end of the week, I usually pre soak them in bleach overnight before washing. By doing this, it usually gets out the stains


Jeff A
CURIOUS: Celebrities that I’d like to see doing a big poop? I agree with whole heartedly with SOME GUY. Jennifer Lopez, hands down! I think that woman is probably the most beautiful, and well crafted form of female architecture to come around since Barbara Eden. And though she’s not a celebrity (not yet anyway), I’d love to see Carmalita take one of her big ones! I guess celebrities don’t do it for me as much as real people do. I'd also like to see PV and Kim do a nice one! They both turn me on!

LOUISE: Thanks for your good wishes. I’m coming along slowly, but surely. I’d much rather have a beer than dopey pain meds, but that’s the way it goes I guess. You’re a sweet lady. You’ll probably hear from me much more since I’ve got nothing to do these days!

STEVE: I remember my Shao-Lin instructor showing me how to block. He nailed me with a short side kick pretty hard in the stomach, and as I was gasping for breath, he said “Remember how that feels, and remember that you never want to feel that again.” It seemed a little harsh to me then, but I learned how to block like a champ! He could also sit in a full horse stance for unbelievably long periods of time. I realize now that even though he was a foreign instructor, he was teaching old school methods, and I learned so much from him. I think back on that headstone that read “Sifu”. Yes. That certainly says it all.

HISTORIAN: I love your interest, and rather accurate depictions of the movies with poop scenes in them. They are very few aren’t they? Very good detective work on “Once upon a time in America” I often wondered myself how she’s going to ‘poop in her pants’ with just a sack dress on. However, the movie was so good, I’m willing to forgive script errors. I see a lot of talk about 2 movies in particular: “Senseless” and “A Patch of Blue” do these movies really have female poop scenes in them? And is “Patch of Blue” the old movie with Sidney Poitier, or is there another one with the same title? Also my friend, very interesting trivia about James Joyces scatological interests. How did you come to know this? I’ve also looked for this movie. I know of one place in town here that just might have it. If the man is into scat, then there’s no doubt what she’s doing on the chamber pot. Your posts interest me very much. I love your eye for detail.

On this topic, it infuriates me that men are showed quite frequently going number 2 in the movies, where women are not. Women are showed fully nude from the front quite often, where men are not. It’ s my general opinion that Hollywood thinks men are ugly and it’s okay to degrade them on film by showing them doing supposedly “disgusting” things like pooping, and masturbating, which men are depicted doing quite often! Is the male body so offensive that it can’t be seen nude from the front? In the movies, are men nothing but a bunch of thoughtless masturbators? Male sexual roles in film today are more stereotyped than they ever were, and I feel that we, as a gender, are made to look more like caricatures than human beings at times. I have a good friend who’s lesbian, and she agrees with me one hundred percent that producers feel that male nudity is offensive. We are all two separate genders. One with a pipe, the other with a fitting. So why is one more offensive to the eye t! han another? I also think that with this line of thought, I am pissing into the wind, and getting very wet!

RENEE: Looking back through my “Carmalita Collection” I noticed that she described you a couple of times. Long, blonde hair, with lots of freckles. You sound gorgeous my dear! Can you possibly give us a more detailed description of Patsy? I’d love to know!

RIZZO: You seem to have a keen interest in the classics. My favorites always were and always will be the impressionists. I really love Claude Debussy and Eric Satie. Gabriel Faure’s “Requeim” is also one of my absolute favorites. I listen to it all winter long! You're a good man Rizzo!

Oh well, that’s all for now. I’m dopey and sleepy.
J.


Peeping Tom
Those of you that take longer that you need in the Bathroom.
Does your foot or leg ever fall asleep because you stayed on the toilet to long?


Shawn
today I was on campus and went to pee in the library and to see if any guys were dropping loads. I was peeing when a young guy came in and went into one of the stalls. I looked under but noticed by his feet that he was standing. I figured he just needed to pee and wanted to do it in private. The whole time I was in there he didn't pee. I heard nothing at all. I walked out of the bathroom and sat at a table just around the corner with the bathroom in view. He didn't come out. I went back in about five minutes later and this time he was taking a dump. The bathroom stunk really bad and I could hear him breathing heavy as he pushed. Apparently he didn't want to take a crap while I was there. I know how hard it is to just pee when you have to poop bad. The pee generally won't move until the poop is coming out. That must of been the case with this guy.


Saturday, April 07, 2001


Gemi
Hi all! Our toilet is fixed now! lol! My sisters friend has a new nickname concerning that incident, rather funny indeed! Done a good one this morning, but my ????? is feeling funny and I've been back and forwards to the bathroom peeing all morning...not good! Other than that, not much happening here! Hope you're all having nice pees 'n poops!

Kendal: Thanks for the compliment...I just don't have parents who would post here with those cute stories! Hehe...I don't wanna ask them either, for fear of being found out! lol! Love, Gemi xoxox


DANIELLE
When I was a freshman in high school I had to give a short presentation in front of one of my classes. I was very nervous. About half-way through the speech i just lost control and began peeing, I soaked my shorts and panties. I felt so ashamed.


boston
hi my first post. Glad I found this site, its great. Ive just read many of the posts and its great to see how uninhibited some of you are. Where im from, its forbiden and to discuss this topic, even though its natural.

Anyway i love carmalita's and buzzy's and especially mellisa's posts. I love bigger women especially those who are somewhat uninhibited.

I saw on tv the other day this story about sporting event vendors and one guy who runs a hotdog/chilidog stand said he once served 5 big chilidogs with the works to a girl that he said weighed about 90 lbs! Is that possible? I cant imagine a small girl like that can eat 5 chili dogs, maybe 3, but not 5. Im sure he exagerated it a little, but that makes me curious. Ive never really pigged out like that, i dont eat a whole lot, i have a good appetite, but just dont eat bunches at a time ya know? I spread it out or ill get sick! The human stomache can only take soo much.

My question is, have any of you ever really pigged out then like hours later do a humoungus dump? How long before it comes out? 6hours, 12hours, 24hrs? truthfully please

thanks and id love some comments on the matter


Peeping Tom
POPIN GUY.Once on the 4th of july I dank alot of sodas.
I when to see a fireworks show outside.thare where no bathrooms because they were inside.I had to go bad but didn't want to miss the fireworks show also I didn't want to go outside.
finily we started walk home as I lived near by,my sister said to go in a bush if I couldn't hold it.after about 15 min I said i'll go in a bush,but my sister grab me so fast and go so exited that I lose control and peed my pants.

If you don't understand this story let me know and I will redo it with the right spelling and everything.


Kyle
To PPG: I'm sure glad I answered most of your questions about the two evangelists. They were real pleasant guys and were also real friendly, but they were also very serious and did not joke. When they were giving me their pitch while I was trying hard to squeeze out a constipated log, I said: "Hey guys, give me a break while I dump my load!" They replied that they would hang around, but that I should let them know when I was done crapping. They just waited at the entrance to the stall as if afraid I might escape. After my fifth log plopped into the pan, one guy asked if I was done and then they started up again. I guess they had had a frustrating day since most of the people at the beach gave them the brushoff. With me they had a captive audience and they would not let go. Also, I always try to be polite and they were pleasant young guys. I thought that by wiping my butt, I might frighten them off. They just stood there as I examined the paper after each wipe as if ! we were all talking at the beach. Go figure!


Penny
Ring stretcher- Careful you do not stretch too far you may fall through!!!!


Ring Stretcher
hey Logger! Thanks for writing! I do enjoy the sensation of massive relief I get passing the big smoother ones that are wide, plus I get tingly pushing hard. I never use suppisorities but have used Vaseline and KY Jelly to ease the passing of more difficult ones. Sometimes if I'm in the midst of a toughie I don't want to get up to get that stuff because they might go back up inside if I stop pushing them along. They sometimes don't want to come out!

I know alot of guys here really enjoy hearing how us girls pass our big wide ones.
Last night I got the sudden urge to go just after boyfriend went out to see a friend. I striped down and shut the lights off and sat in total darkness grunting hard to pass it out. Just when I thought I couldn't get opened any wider it did. My eyes grew big as saucers and I gasped. I gritted my teeth and went "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH" to poop it out. After it passed I moaned loudly before turning the lights on. It was 10 inches and 3.5 inches thick and dry. It felt good to get that one out.


Ben
I been reading posts about people about wetting thier bed because they were dreaming of something. Well this happened to me a long time ago. I had drank a pepsi and went to bed. Big mistake for me because I drink something and then go to sleep I have an accident. Well I went to sleep and I dreamt about taking a shower. And it was so real that I thought I was in the shower. After drinking that pepsi I had to go so I went. It was then I realized the urine wasn't going into the water. I woke up and I was soaked. I quikly got cleaneup.Another time I woke up and I had to pee but I didn't want to get so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again I had had an accident. But I have never craped in the bed.


(Todd)
Hi I'am 26 year old male. I was woundering what is the best way of getting poop stains or skid marks off of underwear? Can someone post something about this on this page.


Dazz
Melissa.....I'm glad you liked my post. I hope you post in great detail about that shit you were holding onto, I would love to hear all about it!!! I too often like to hold in my poo, I love to savour the feeling of a nice big shit just aching to slide out......

Kim......I was catching up on some of the recent posts when I read that one when you were in the pool hall. You expressed a sudden crazy desire to do your huge log right there in your panties!! I recall another post of yours sometime last year when you also had a crazy urge, this time to grunt out a log into your spandex tights. I think you should give into these urges and try it....maybe not in public though. I do sometimes feel an urge to poo in my pants and do so occasionally. Haven't done that for about a year but I can tell you it feels fantastic!! I will certainly post about it if I do it again and would love to hear about it if you give in to those crazy urges you sometimes get!!!

Plunging Plop Guy........I had the pleasure of shitting in a stainless steel toilet once. There is a mountain top lookout down the coast from Sydney and they had steel bowls in the toilets there. I went and had a good shit there and it was much like the steel toilet you used.....lots of great splashes and a very wet arse resulted. This toilet did have a longer drop to the water than the usual toilets. I think I will have to revisit those toilets some time soon, I'll save up a big shit for that!!!

Taking my mind back some years now to my first job, I have some great toilet memories there. The building I worked in was an old bank building which was built around the 1900's. The toilets were all original too and in great condition. The building is still there but I hope they haven't modernised the toilets as I feel they are of significant toilet heratige value. These toilets were great, the bowls were a bit taller than the modern style toilet and had quite a long drop to a nice deep water trap. A solid PLOP sound and a good splash right up the arsehole and everywhere else was virtually guaranteed every time. The bowls also had a spout at the front, just like a milk jug. This was great for accomodating the male anatomy, especially if I was getting turned on, which I often do when on the toilet!! The acoustics of the room were also good, there were times when I was just walking in the hall past those toilets when I could hear a solid plop or two. I did also hear some c! oming from the women's toilet once.....I quite enjoyed that too!!! I just wish I could pay those toilets a visit again......*sigh*

Dazz


historian
Austin: Sorry if I came off sounding smug. I will watch cross my heart again to see if it has any implied bathroom activity. I know she sprayed some perfume or air freshener, but I was almost certain it was to cover up the smoke, since her hiding the cigarettes was so integral to the story. At any rate, it's been over ten years since I watched it, and I certainly could have missed something.
<p>
Austin: Unfortunately, there aren't many. I think that this is for a couple of reasons. First, women sit down to do both, so a toilet scene is often unclear as to whether it's supposed to be a peeing or pooping session. Also, much of society still operates with the pretense that women don't poop.
Of course everyone knows that they do, but it's still part of the social code to act as if it doesn't happen.
<p>
Okay, here's the information that I've been able to round up: In the movie "The Stoned Age," China Kantner tells a guy that she's visiting with that she has to "take a dump," but then goes off camera. The whole point is that she's going to be in there a while, and during this time, the guy finds that he needs to vomit. He ends up puking under the cushion of a chair, which is funny, but it would have been great if he would have barged in on her and ended up heaving in the sink or something. At any rate, there is no question about what she went into the bathroom to do.
<p> The movie "Once upon a Time in America has a pretty good scene where a girl walks in on a guy in a unisex bathroom. The guy starts putting the moves on her (she's a little fast) and finally the girl says "If you don't stop squeezing me, I'm going to poop in my pants. Actually she would have pooped on the floor, as she is wearing a dress and no underwear, but at any rate, the guy lets her go and she rushes over to sit on the toilet. Then she says "Are you getting out?" which he does, and then the scene ends.
<p>
Many more movies contain "implied" or "maybe" scenes. Early in the movie "Dead Men Can't Dance," we see a woman get up from a toilet, presumably after having a dump, because she complains about her stomach being unsettled. During a military exercise, Several men and women are forced to relieve themselves in their pants, but it isn't too clear as to who does what. Later on in the shower room, One woman says "I haven't crapped my pants since I was in diapers. It's degrading."
<p> In the movie "Twenty One," Patsy Kinset gives a monologue sitting on a toilet holding a roll of paper. At the end, she wipes both the front and the back. In the movie "Senseless," A woman goes into a stall to dump, but we only hear noises and dialogue and it's all played for laughs. "Indecent Proposal" shows Demi Moore sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper, but other than that, there's no indication of anything. In "Like Water for Chocolate," two women are shown running down the street. One says to the other, "Hurry up, she gave us all the runs," refering to their sister's cooking.
<p>
Supposedly, the movie "James Joyce's Women" has a scene where a woman gets out of bed and gives a long monologue while sitting on a chamber pot. Given Joyce's scatological fetish, it's probably supposed to imply pooping. I've never found it in a video store, and it costs about $70.00 to buy, but if it ever gets cheaper, I'll order it and let you know about it.
<p>
This post is getting a little long, so I'm going to submit it and write a "part II"
<p>
historian


Ben
I going to hold my crap or as some people call it "play hold it".
Its spring break and I don't have to worry about going in school. Hope I don't have an accident.




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