Hi everyone! It's been a very long time since I last posted. In fact, I haven't had a chance to even visit the site for the last several weeks. Just a combination of problems with my PC at home, work-related travel, and other happenings in my life have left me with very little free time. Things are just about back to normal. I did miss all of the posts from all the regulars, and I see there are some new folks, particularly Carmalita and Summer, with great stories. I also hope and pray for Heather's speedy recovery.

I have a couple of stories. Last week, my husband Gary and I visited Gary's old high school, a private school. One of Gary's classmates is now a teacher there, and we were going to dinner. Before we left, I stopped by the girls bathroom to freshen up. I went into a stall and peed. As I was coming out to wash my hands, a girl in a white cheerleading uniform ran into the bathroom and into a stall and quickly sat. I was washing my hands, and I could hear a faint moaning coming from behind the stall door, but I didn't hear any other sounds. However, as I was drying my hands a strong poop smell began to emerge, and the girl continued to moan and groan. I left the bathroom and met up with Gary and his friend in her classroom as she was finishing grading some tests. She noticed that she didn't have her glasses and thought she might have left them in the girls bathroom. I offered to check for her and went back into the bathroom. I noticed that the cheerleader was still ! in the stall and that the poop smell was stronger. I heard her flush the toilet while seated. I found the glasses by one of the sinks. Suddenly I heard the girl say "Oh no!", followed by a massive cascade of plops and splashes. As I left, she flushed the toilet again.

On Friday after lunch I was feeling a little bloated. I must have had a little too much Chinese food. A couple hours later I had built up a strong urge to poop and went to the womens restroom. I went into a stall, pulled up my skirt, pulled down my pantyhose and panties and sat. I started to push out a long, firm piece of poop. It seemed to take a long time to come out, but it eventually plopped into the toilet. I pushed out another long piece, then another. I kept pushing out one long piece after another for several more minutes. Finally I was done, and after wiping myself clean, I got up to see what I did. I saw a big pile of logs that covered the bottom of the bowl, plus several pieces floating in what was left of the water. I flushed the toilet and left a little skid mark on the bottom. I also left behind a strong smell of poop. But I was feeling a tremendous sense of relief, as if I had pooped my stress away.

I get turned on reading your stories! I especially like the ones involving men enjoying each other and the ones when you crap somewhere other than the toilet be it deliberate or not!! Maybe I'll share a story with you someday soon. I think you have a regular reader here, I've only recently discovered this awesome site. THANKS :)

Kevin L.
Maggie, that was very mean of your teachers not to let you go during an assembly. If we someplace, like up to our cabin, if we go to the bathroom before we leave, usually we will make it without having to stop (there is always toilet paper and wipes, just in case). However, more than about an hour and a half for kids in school is about as long as you can expect all of them to wait. When we have an assembly, my teachers say that not letting a kid go when has to is illegal and child abuse. I am 8, so I bet I am one of the youngest here.

Erin, I am sorry for your loss (of pee in the car, that is). How can your parents expect you to hold it in when they did not make sure that you went before the next part of the trip. They should have at least woken you up. One of the things that our parents do is always bring a bed pan along in our car. They keep it under the front seat. My parents will always stop if we have to poo or pee and let us go in the woods. Last summer we were going into new york city. I said how long until we get there? My mom said about 20 minutes. I said, ok. I just hope it is not much longer, because I will have to poop soon. There was a car crash in the tunnel ahead of us. It took about an hour to clear out the crash. After waiting about a twenty minutes, my little brother Eric said I have to poo. He was next to me, so I got the bed pan. He sat on it and pooed. There was bus next to us. I think they saw us, but we could not see them, becasue the windows were dark. When he was done, I said, m! y turn. So I made three big logs. Finally, Billy had to go. He also made some big logs. All three us peed. About ten minutes after we were done, my mom said, hand me the bed pan. I said, you have to poo too? She said, no just pee. After that the traffic cleared out. When we got to the hotel, my mom took the bedpan, which was quite full with 4 pees and three poos, put it in a garbage bag. We took it into the room, and emptied it into the toilet. She washed it out. The only other time I used it was on the same trip. We left for home early, right after breakfast. I did not have to poo right after breakfast. Unfortuantely, I had to poo about fifteen minutes later. We were in Times Sqaure, and I said I have to poo. My dad asked if I mind using the bed pan again. I said no. My mom said put this in it and don;t pee. It was a plastic bag. I pooed out like 3 or 4 logs (they were pretty big) and wiped my self. Then I closed the bag, she gave me another bag. I put the first one into the ! second one. ABout ten minutes later when we were in the tunnel, my brother Justin asked if there are any more bags. He pooed out one huge long one. He said it was the first time he went in about 4 days. That was the last time the bed pan was used. But it was great that we had it. Otherwise, there would have been at least 5 ruined pairs of underwear and two stinky rides.

Matt: We don't wipe each other's butts. I wipe my little brother's and cousins' butts because they do not do a good job by themselves. They are like 2-4 years old.

I usually only poop 2 or 3 times a day. Sometimes I go 4 times a day, and some days I skip or go only once. I usually poop after breakfast. And after lunch. If I poop right after lunch, I usually have to go again, either after school or after dinner. My brother Billy is the same way. Except at school, where we are in different classes, we usually end up doing buddy dumps, because we are usually playing or working in the cabin together or getting dressed and it is easier for us to go at the same time. BTW, my cousin Billy is in the same class, not my brother. My youngest brother Josh poos like 4 times a day, before and after breakfast, after lunch or sometime in the afternoon and after dinner. Eric, who is 4, poos after lunch or in the afternoon, and usually after dinner. Justin, who is 13, poos only every other day, usually after school. He really stinks up the place and makes big poos. Mike, 15, usually goes right after getting up, and that is it for the day. And Tom, 16,! usually goes after breakfast and sometime in the afternoon.

We eat a lot fruits and vegatables. Mom wants us to eat frosted mini wheats or oat bran stuff. So that is why we poop a lot. We don't eat much candy or other junk food.

I also wish to convey my condolences.

You will always have a place in our hearts Heather.
To your close friends & relatives, our prayers are with you in this difficult time.

Jay (Jay & Paige)
Just a short note to Samantha and anyone else who knew or remember
Heather from the forum. Please accept our deepest sympathy for her loss. People who take the time and interest to post here exhibit a certain joie de vivre and that included Heather. Those of us, including less frequent posters like ourselves, who are still around and feel a certain connectedness to the random, anonomyous people who contribute here, share your loss, Samantha. Heather will be remembered and may she rest in peace. J&P


Heather, we'll miss you :( Soooo sorry someone so young and vibrant and innocent should die in such a manner.

Healthy Pooper
Samantha - I am so sorry about Heather. I wish I could give you a hug and let you cry on my shoulder. I am so sorry for your loss :(

I'm not a regular poster, but i do read the stories everyday. I just had to write and say how sorry i was to hear about Heather. Samantha thank you for keeping everyone updated, my prayers are with you and Heathers family.

That sucks about Heather..some things make no sense at all..God Bless

Jay (Jay & Paige)
Just a short note to Samantha and anyone else who knew or remember
Heather from the forum. Please accept our deepest sympathy for her loss. People who take the time and interest to post here exhibit a certain joie de vivre and that included Heather. Those of us, including less frequent posters like ourselves, who are still around and feel a certain connectedness to the random, anonomyous people who contribute here, share your loss, Samantha. Heather will be remembered and may she rest in peace. J&P

Marilyn Manson Freak
I usually don't post here...but I liked Heather's spirit...she was always positive,and it is such a cruel world...for her to pass on...but where ever she is now,her pain,and her suffering,are now gone.If we all remember her,then she will never really be gone.We may have only known her for a short time,but what we did know of her wull always stay with us...My condolences go out to her family and friends,and Heather,may you rest in peace.

Okay I know I have already posted extending my sympathy about Heather but I have to do so a second time because I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!! Samantha I am so sorry. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Please remember we are all here for you.

Heather Had The Best Postings...Im Gonna Miss Her..Bye Bye Frend..

Samantha I join in sincere condolences for Heather. May she rest in peace.

talk to the hand
HI! Im new to this forum and sorry to hear the bad news. ill post somehtign some time bye!


I am so sorry about Heather :o( My thoughts and prayers are with You and her Family.

She will be missed...........Emily

Andrew (Lurk - old time poster)
Oh, god, that poor girl...I usually don't post anymore, but let me add my prayers for her spirit... I hope she's gone to a place of rest...Amen.

Haven't posted here for years. Bummed out about Heather, a sad sad loss to all. Condolences to her family

how sad about heather- may she have peace....

Samantha, I was sorry to hear about the loss of Heather as I would be anyone else on this forum. May she rest in peace and rise in glory.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS YOU SAMANTHA B.!!!!!!!!!!


I'm a regular reader and infrequent contributor to this

I just want to say that I'm very sorry about Heather's
accident and subsequent death. I enjoyed her posts and
her positive spirit...unfortunately, it all came to an end
far too soon. I'm sorry she's gone.

Oh Samantha....I'm so sorry. Heather always had the best posts. It won't be the same without her here..she will be missed.


Oh God I am so sorry about Heather! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( I feel so bad for her, and for her parents and anyone who knew her. Samantha, I feel really bad for you, I can't imagine one of my friends dying, I would be devastated. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Just know that everybody at this forum is here for you. I feel sooooo bad. I can't believe she is gone... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( I will really miss her posts but above that I just feel SO BAD!!! Poor Heather. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Lawn Dogs Kid
When I got home today from school, waiting for me at my house was a very sad and unhappy little girl. Kendal had been on the internet hoping that Kate might have replied with some suggestions about going to the toilet sitting on knees. She got no further than the first post from Samantha about Heather.

I am sure that we will not be the only ones who will have shed tears at this truely terribly news.

Poor Kendal has taken it very badly. She has been lucky in her life so far, and never experienced the concept of death at first hand. The special "Andrew hug" has never been needed more than it was tonight, I can tell you. However, after we both chatted about this at length, it was Kendal who said that the people we should be feeling sorry for are all those who really knew Heather. So to Heather's family, if you get to read this, our most sincere and heartfelt sympathy to you, and also especially to her best friend SAMANTHA who has kept us all informed. Kendal and I are very, very sorry.

We had arranged for Kendal to measure her pee tonight in an old measuring jug my Dad uses to keep the car windscreen waterbottle topped up. However, she just didn't feel like it. So we'll do it another day for ANONYMOUS and whoever else it was who was interested. Instead, she just wanted to carry on hugging while she sat on the toilet to wee ( unusually, no poos for this time of day ). And then ( unusually for me at tea time ), I did need to poo. So I got my trousers and pants down ( not multicoloured hearts, Linda !! ) and after getting comfortably sat down, Kendal sat across my knee so we could carry on hugging while I had my poo. KATE: I don't think that this was exactly what Kendal had in mind when she talked about using the toilet sitting on knees, but she would still dearly love to hear from you about how you used to do it as kids. Hope you can reply soon. Love from Andrew x.

Steve & Louise
To Samantha (Heather's friend),
I was very saddened to read the news that Heather is no longer with us. Even though her time posting to the forum was ever so brief, it was clear that she had made a number of friends here.
My girlfriend Louise is sitting with me as I write this (we were intending to post our latest toilet news but now we cannot face it), and we would like to extend our sympathies to you and her family at such a very difficult time.

Steve and Louise.

I am shocked to read the horrible news about Heather. My deepest sympathy to family and friends.

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