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Two interesting poops for you.

I woke up this morning normal. It was a normal day waking up at 7 to take a walk with my dad on a nice blue sky morning. The day before for breakfast we had pancakes with blueberries in them, then for dinner we had spaghetti and meatballs, the bowtie pasta kind and for desert left over cake and ice cream from my dad's birthday. And like a crazy person as I was going to bed, after checking if this site was updated , for some reason I ate some goldfish crackers. After we get home as I am eating the left over pancakes for breakfast I have to rush as my stomach is cramping and I can feel a big poo inside of me. I rush through breakfast and quickly run into the bathroom. Mom is asleep, dad is in the shower. I close the door, and quickly sit backwards on the toilet and push, and quickly in like two seconds, a huge eruption comes out of my butt. ( I just made a pop fart and a soft brrrp fart as I type this) when I got up the entire center of the toilet was full of a huge (as mina calls them) cowpat, it was light brown and thick, only a crescent of the water was visible, My Butt just eclipsed the toilet. It smelled like eggs. I could see why my stomach had cramped. I felt all better now. It was so soft, it flushed easy, and shockingly I didn't need to wipe much. I kinda wish I had had someone in the bathroom with me to show it to, like Mina does. I took a picture, but it didn't last long because I got embarrassed to have it on my phone.

The next poop was odd. I went into the bathroom and sat backwards, and my butt gargled as a squeaky fart forced its way out, so I stopped pushing, and then I pushed again and it just kept coming out. Then a couple quick little turds fell. I got up and saw a small pile of very dark brown poop. I wiped my butt and the toilet paper was lightly marked with jade green, the poop had a green tint. Naturally I smelled the toilet paper when I saw the odd color. It smelled like my penis, which smells like what the seafood section of a store generally smells like.

Today I have eaten the left over pancakes, left over sausage, and some left over chicken, and we are going out to dinner tonight, so I may have another large poop for you all tomorrow.

Megan about your bush and about your poop.

Megan, don't feel bad about your bush. I know this is a poop site. But since you posted about it, I took an art class, where we had to draw nude models. one lady was your classic skinny with no bush and the other was tall and very chubby with a bush. I personally thought the vaginal region looked prettier with a bush. It was much more beautiful. Don't feel bad about having a bush as nature intended. it is who you are :) and it is as much a part of you as pooping and farting are. What an interesting experience that was that you had. I'm sorry they embarrassed you, but at least you probably got back at them with the smell you no doubt were making. I bet some of them were having a harder time breathing then they were letting on. again not that that is a bad thing. as Mina says, its actually a kinda nice smell usually.


Sean

Response to Jonathan's Survey

1)List you age and gender.- 23, Male
2)How often do you pee? Usually 3-5 times daily
3)How often do you poop? Once or twice a day
4)When sitting on the toilet, how far do you pull your pants and underwear down? I pull the pants and undies down to my ankles
5)After you poop, does the bathroom smell bad? Sometimes- it depends on the kind of poop.
6)When sitting on the toilet, are your legs close together for far apart? I keep them close together
7)Do you stare into the bowl when you are finished? Not really stare but I will look and see if I pooped a lot or not much
8)Have you (or a friend) ever called a person on cell phone while on the toilet? Not that I can remember.
9)Do you stand to wipe or sit to wipe? I stand unless it's one of those public auto flush toilets, in which case I stay sitting to not waste water.
10)Are you afraid to defecate in a public bathroom when people are around? Not around random people (they can't judge or laugh); I do get pretty nervous pooping when people I know are nearby.


ItalianPooper

"Pooping in the Woods(A Poem)"

Today I had an experience while trekking that inspired me this poem:

I was walking right trough a wood/
when i felt that my bowels were up to no good;
Quickly walking behind a tree/
i started to take a good long pee.
And then i squatted and with enormous relief/
i dropped two turds longs beyond every belief.
I leaved it here on the earth,down/
the color was between yellow and brown.
I wiped with some leaves and I felt so good:
I was pounds lighter after that shit in the wood.

If you like it , I'll post more poems.


Lavah

i finally pooped

Hi again. In my last post, I said it had been 6 days since I'd pooped and that I would post the results when I was able to go. Well, I finally pooped! Here's the story.

Before I begin, thank you to everyone who offered their constipation advice, but as I mentioned a few posts ago, I've always had infrequent, massive poops and going 6 days without defecating is normal for me. For others, I could understand why it would be alarming, but for me it's very typical and my doctor is very aware of this. I am used to being constipated and already know tons of ways to help get rid of it. Thanks for the suggestions, though. I'm sure they were beneficial to someone somewhere!

Ok, back to the story. I woke up around 9:30a.m. and made myself some eggs for breakfast. After eating my eggs and drinking 2 large glasses of water, I headed to the toilet to try to poop. Even though I live alone, I decided to close the bathroom door to feel more comfortable. I took off my pants and undies and folded them neatly on the counter and sat down on the toilet. After pushing for a while to help get things moving I decided to try squatting on the floor and straining. "nnnh ...... nnnnnnnhhh .........hhhrrrrr ....... nnnnnnnnnnnnn" I did this for about 10 minutes, when I started to feel a lot of pressure in my rectum. I reached into the cabinet next to the toilet and pulled out 2 stress balls. I always keep stress balls near the toilet. Squeezing them really helps me push. With one ball in each hand, I sat down on the toilet, spread my legs far apart, and began squeezing the balls while I strained. "uuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhh .................. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnhhhhh ............ nnnnnnnnnnnnn ............ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh" After doing this for about 20 minutes, I could feel the poop begin to emerge. I put the stress balls down and started pushing on my stomach while continuing to strain. "UUUUHH! .............. nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggghhhh ............ hhhhnnnnnnnnn .......... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH!" My poop was sliding out easily, but it was huge! Probably more than 3 1/2 inches thick! It just kept coming. I tried to stop it so I could catch my breath and rest for a moment, but I couldn't. My arms and legs were flailing as this monster continued to force its way out of me. I moaned in pain. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! OH! OH! UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! ENH! ENNNNNHHH!! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!" I grabbed onto the the sides of the toilet and screamed as the turd slid out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" It took me 15 minutes to catch my breath and recover enough energy to stand up and look at my creation. It was over a foot long, very thick but fairly smooth, and very dark brown. I sat back down and produced 3 smaller logs. They were slightly difficult to get out, but only required a few minutes of grunting. Finally, I wiped, flushed (several times), put my clothes back on, and took a very long nap.


Victoria B.

Quick question

Hey!

I'm back from a break! Adjusting to classes and work is going smoothly and so I thought I'd pop in and see how everybody was doing!

I have a kind of embarrassing situation to talk about. I had to take what turned out to be a big poop yesterday and so I went to the bathroom and closed the door. I pulled my outer space leggings and black undies down and sat... only to realize that my butt had landed on the still-down lid instead of the seat! Red in my other pair of cheeks, I frantically got up, flipped the lid back, and plopped my buns down on the seat. Has anyone else ever done this or its close cousin, accidentally sitting down on the seat while still clothed?

Shoutout to Anna, Taylor, Elphaba, Mina, Emily and Molly, Becc, and everyone else who makes this site what it is!

Love,
Victoria


ThatGirl

To Dom and Colorful Experience.

To Dom: It's been such a long time since last post but it was so amazing to find someone that enjoys dumps at backyards, felt like the only one. I've never tried other yards but I love bms at mine.
Eager for your reply, hope to listen from you soon.

Lately I've been eating colorful food, from Oreo to blue drinks that makes my poop so funny looking, it gets a light greenish blue so it looks really weird, and Oreos make my poop looks like dark green.
Someone with colourful poop as well?


Brooke

Back to school shopping incident

I live in Canada so school doesn't start until next week. Myself, my mother and my little sister went to Walmart earlier today to get some supplies. I haven't used the bathroom in 3 days which is unusual for me, I go at least 3 times a day. So my sister was in the cart and I was walking alongside my mom when I took a sharp pain in my stomach. I had to lean against the shelves for a second. My mom asked me if I was okay and I told her I had to go to the bathroom. She told me to go and meet up with her and Stephanie when I was done so I said okay. I go to walk in the ladies room it was closed for cleaning what was I going to do now. I stood there for a couple of minutes squirming and clenching my butt cheeks but no sign of the cleaners coming out anytime soon. So I peaked my head around the corner to see if there was anyone in the men's washroom. It was quiet. I scurried in went to the only stall in there and I thought I locked the door behind me. I pulled my jeans and pink panties down to my knees and sat on the toilet. I didn't even have to push the poo was just flowing out of me, some wet mushy poop and large logs. Plop and splash was all you could hear. I was nowhere near empty so I took a little break while waiting for the next log to make its way down to my colon. I heard a little guy come in he sounded like he was no more than 6 along with his father. I clenched my butt cheeks waiting for them to leave. The little boy said dad I have to poop so his dad said alright buddy. The little guy opened the door and saw me and my lady parts. I tried to cover my pussy as fast as I could but it was too late. The kid already seen it he's going to need therapy. He closed the door and told his father that there is a girl in there. I got up off the toilet locked the door and finished my business. At this point I was afraid to leave the stall but I had to. I wiped 5-6 times and flushed. Surprisingly the toilet didn't clog. I opened the door washed my hands and walked out. The child and his father were standing by the door I apologized to the dad and told him the ladies room was closed and I really had to go. He told me it was fine and went on in with his son.


Lavah

i finally pooped

Hi again. In my last post, I said it had been 6 days since I'd pooped and that I would post the results when I was able to go. Well, I finally pooped! Here's the story.

Before I begin, thank you to everyone who offered their constipation advice, but as I mentioned a few posts ago, I've always had infrequent, massive poops and going 6 days without defecating is normal for me. For others, I could understand why it would be alarming, but for me it's very typical and my doctor is very aware of this. I am used to being constipated and already know tons of ways to help get rid of it. Thanks for the suggestions, though. I'm sure they were beneficial to someone somewhere!

Ok, back to the story. I woke up around 9:30a.m. and made myself some eggs for breakfast. After eating my eggs and drinking 2 large glasses of water, I headed to the toilet to try to poop. Even though I live alone, I decided to close the bathroom door to feel more comfortable. I took off my pants and undies and folded them neatly on the counter and sat down on the toilet. After pushing for a while to help get things moving I decided to try squatting on the floor and straining. "nnnh ...... nnnnnnnhhh .........hhhrrrrr ....... nnnnnnnnnnnnn" I did this for about 10 minutes, when I started to feel a lot of pressure in my rectum. I reached into the cabinet next to the toilet and pulled out 2 stress balls. I always keep stress balls near the toilet. Squeezing them really helps me push. With one ball in each hand, I sat down on the toilet, spread my legs far apart, and began squeezing the balls while I strained. "uuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhh .................. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnhhhhh ............ nnnnnnnnnnnnn ............ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh" After doing this for about 20 minutes, I could feel the poop begin to emerge. I put the stress balls down and started pushing on my stomach while continuing to strain. "UUUUHH! .............. nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggghhhh ............ hhhhnnnnnnnnn .......... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH!" My poop was sliding out easily, but it was huge! Probably more than 3 1/2 inches thick! It just kept coming. I tried to stop it so I could catch my breath and rest for a moment, but I couldn't. My arms and legs were flailing as this monster continued to force its way out of me. I moaned in pain. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! OH! OH! UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! ENH! ENNNNNHHH!! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!" I grabbed onto the the sides of the toilet and screamed as the turd slid out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" It took me 15 minutes to catch my breath and recover enough energy to stand up and look at my creation. It was over a foot long, very thick but fairly smooth, and very dark brown. I sat back down and produced 3 smaller logs. They were slightly difficult to get out, but only required a few minutes of grunting. Finally, I wiped, flushed (several times), put my clothes back on, and took a very long nap.


Victoria B.

Quick question

Hey!

I'm back from a break! Adjusting to classes and work is going smoothly and so I thought I'd pop in and see how everybody was doing!

I have a kind of embarrassing situation to talk about. I had to take what turned out to be a big poop yesterday and so I went to the bathroom and closed the door. I pulled my outer space leggings and black undies down and sat... only to realize that my butt had landed on the still-down lid instead of the seat! Red in my other pair of cheeks, I frantically got up, flipped the lid back, and plopped my buns down on the seat. Has anyone else ever done this or its close cousin, accidentally sitting down on the seat while still clothed?

Shoutout to Anna, Taylor, Elphaba, Mina, Emily and Molly, Becc, and everyone else who makes this site what it is!

Love,
Victoria


ThatGirl

To Dom and Colorful Experience.

To Dom: It's been such a long time since last post but it was so amazing to find someone that enjoys dumps at backyards, felt like the only one. I've never tried other yards but I love bms at mine.
Eager for your reply, hope to listen from you soon.

Lately I've been eating colorful food, from Oreo to blue drinks that makes my poop so funny looking, it gets a light greenish blue so it looks really weird, and Oreos make my poop looks like dark green.
Someone with colourful poop as well?


Catherine

Baby Boy!

Hi friends at Toiletstool!

I am not sure who all remembers me, but I am the 6'1 Greek/Mediterranean pharmacist from the Deep South!

Life has been so busy, but I wanted to check in and tell you that Alan and I are the proud parents of a baby boy! He was born earlier this month. While I won't share his name, birthdate and other vitals on the forum, he's healthy and weighs 9 lbs and 1 oz. and has a head full of dark hair like mine!!! I know Alan is excited to have a son, but I really like the fact that he's going to look like me! Having been adopted, it really makes me feel good to know that I have a child who is biologically connected to me! Chloe and Zoe have already been such wonderful big sisters! They love to hold him and have changed their fair share of poopy diapers!

I did poop during labor. That's part of life I guess. And, my bowels are getting back to normal, but I am taking as much stool softener as I am allowed until everything down south heals like it should!

I'm in love with my little man and since those who followed my posts asked to know when he was born, I thought I would share. I hope that you are all well and having healthy, voluminous bowel movements.

Love to all!

Catherine!


Tuesday, August 29, 2017


kmd

To Jessica B

Hey Jessica B - I always enjoy reading your posts and particularly liked your last one. I have some comments:

Your work colleagues - it's possible "Graciela" was trying to be funny but it seems she was a little tactless. Maybe she got a kick out of embarrassing you. However, I think you did the right thing by not taking your colleagues on. If people are trying to wind you up and they see their efforts working then the situation can intensify - I agree sometimes it's better to turn the other cheek.

Your upset stomach - I'm glad you got better quickly. I used to work as a physician and it seems indeed possible that you had a virus affecting your intestines. The symptoms can come on very quickly - as they did for you. Your body deals with it in a number of ways - including the cramps - which are caused by the smooth muscle in the walls of your intestines contracting. The contractions (which are often uncomfortable and even painful) propel their contents - which contain large amounts of viral particles - towards your lower large bowel i.e. your descending and sigmoid colon and rectum. Also, the walls of your small intestine contain areas of the immune system called "Peyers" patches which help to fight bacteria and viruses in the gut. When these are active they can become inflamed which in turn also causes pain or discomfort. Although the pain is uncomfortable it is your body's way of warding off infection. You may know this already, but if not it might be of interest to you and others.

It's not uncommon to find that - having reached the security of the toilet pan - despite being desperate to poop there is a slight delay before your anus opens. It's just how your anal sphincter works at times. I won't explain it in this post but the anal sphincter is quite a complicated anatomical structure despite its humble - but important - function.

It sounds as though you passed a very large amount of "softserve" consistency poop and gas - would that be right?

Softserve poop is quite common during the first time you poop after the onset of a stomach upset. There can indeed be large volumes of it because not only does your large intestine empty out but so does a good deal of your small intestine - or at least it tries to. You did absolutely the right thing by sitting on the toilet pan and just letting the waves of poop pile out of you bottom. Hopefully you weren't embarrassed but if you were there is no need to be - don't worry about the amount of poop you pass or the smell or noise.

Also, don't worry about flushing the toilet until you've finished - even if you pass a huge amount of softserve it is easy to flush -even if no water is visible due to the amount. The main thing is to just "let go" and remain on the toilet (as you did) until you've finished. This alone will often ease the cramps considerably and help you get better.

Although imodium can stop diarrhea there is a school of thought that it's better not to take it - so that your body can flush out the virus - or other infection - in your intestines. However, others disagree. As I understand it, imodium works by reducing the gut contractions; but personally I think this can worsen nausea - by causing gut "stasis" - and sometimes cause the person to vomit instead.

The young woman with the bare feet - I found your account quite interesting. I am speculating here, but I suspect the young woman had a very large load of poop to pass the first time she went in. However, perhaps she could only pass gas - perhaps due to being constipated. Sometimes, when a person is trying to pass a big turd with a large "head" the escaping gas can make a very loud noise. She may have got some partial relief after releasing all that gas.

If my theory is correct she may have inserted some glycerin suppositories to assist her future efforts and waited 10 minutes or so for them to take effect before returning to the toilet to get some much needed relief. On the other hand if she was constipated she may have just given up and returned to her seat to try 10 minutes later. Sometimes the act of getting up from the toilet seat and sitting back down elsewhere can cause the poop to "shift" thereby making it slightly easier to pass on the second attempt.

I have another question. Did you notice if she was pressing down on the balls of her feet (as though she was on tiptoe) when she was on the toilet the first time - or indeed the second time? Perhaps you didn't look long enough to notice; but if she was it would suggest she was straining to pass a large turd especially if her toes were splayed out on the floor.

Anyway, Jessica B - please don't worry what other people say about your bowel movements - whether at work or elsewhere. You seem (from your posts) like a nice decent person. Remember that pooping is a natural body function - even if you sometimes have a lot to pass or it's noisy, smelly or a bit loose - like softserve. Also, don't worry about skidmarks if there isn't a brush, if the toilet won't flush or using a toilet that's blocked (especially a public toilet) - especially if there isn't another immediately available. The main thing is to get relief if you need to go.

Look forward to reading more of you posts.

kmd


Natasha
Abbie: It sounds like you're maybe starting not to be as constipated. That's great. Fingers crossed it keeps up that way. Also, you mentioned about how back in secondary school you'd wait for a loud noise to do your pushes and grunts. That's actually really smart, if you're embarrassed about the noises. I didn't think of doing that.

Imogen: It was definitely a shock when I found myself weeing in my leggings. I wasn't really very embarrassed though, as no one was around to see my mistake. Nothing a quick wash couldn't fix though. And since then I've been extra careful to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Hello all. I had a great poop today. The urge came on whilst I was cooking supper and I ignored it for a bit as I couldn't really stop what I was doing and go. It was a strong urge and hard to fight off, but finally I got to a place where I could let everything sit, and go to the loo.

Once I sat down, I started pooing almost right away. The first piece came out quickly and broke in half and then the rest came out. Then I had a nice firm one that felt great coming out and it was really long too. One last little bit rounded off my poo and then I began wiping. It wasn't a very messy poo, and I needed only four wipes. Then I flushed and washed my hands and returned to the kitchen.

It's been unusually hot round here the past week. Typically, it's close to 20 degrees in August, but it was 27 today and it's supposed to be about that hot the next two days. Because it's been so hot, I've been drinking a lot more too, and that means I've been weeing more too. Between Emma, Jade, and I, it seems like one of us is always in the bathroom all day long.

I counted how many times I weed yesterday, and I weed ten times! Including a very desperate before bed wee that lasted over a minute and a half. I was completely bursting that time, but, of course, I had to wait for both Jade and then Emma to go before I could wee.

Alright then, that's me for now. I'll try and post again soon.


Abbie

Latest story

Hi everyone, an update from me, but first a comment.
Imogen- Great story about when you went to the wedding, sorry to hear there wasn't any loo roll! I've used exactly the same plan in the past, I remember doing it a few times at school which was one of the reasons why I always wore a skirt, it doesn't really work if you wear trousers! In fact one time in particular I remember when I was in Year 9, I went for a wee at the end of lunch break and when I came to wipe there was no loo roll, I pulled my knickers up part way as you described and came out of my cubicle only to find that the only other free cubicle didn't have any paper either! A few girls came in just then so I flushed and made it look like I'd used that cubicle, I decided to nip across to a different set of girls loos which were only a short walk away. Actually it was more like a waddle- I remember wishing my knickers weren't quite so tight- but hopefully everyone just thought I was desperate for the loo. The most nerve racking part was when I had to go outside for a short distance, it was a real wind funnel in that particular part of the school and typically it was a really windy day. I don't think I've ever held onto my skirt so tightly in my life, it would have been embarassing enough if people had seen my knickers but I seriously drew the line at my bum and privates being on show!! I swear a group of boys used to hang around at that particular place waiting for girls skirts to blow up so they could see their knickers, it did happen to me and my friends a few times, I remember one day in the last term of Year 9 my friend Lucys skirt blew up, it was summer so she didn't have tights on and she was wearing really embarrasing pink knickers with fairies on them which ended up on full view to everyone!! Anyway, I finally made it in to a cubicle, by now there wasn't really much point in wiping as a few drops had run down my thighs and into my knickers, but at least I was able to pull my knickers up properly and go back to walking normally again!
Last night I went out with Katie and a few other friends and Katie stayed round my house, when I woke up around 9 I was bursting for a wee so I went into my ensuite, lifted my tee-shirt and lowered my pink flowery knickers and sat on the loo, I started to wee and a fierce stream began fizzing and splashing into the bowl and I moaned with relief, just then Katie appeared at the door, like me she was wearing a tee-shirt and knickers. She said "Oh my god, it sounds like you really needed that, the only problem is its making me need to go even more!" She was squirming a bit and holding herself as my stream started to die down, I said, "Hang on, I'm nearly done," and Katie bit her bottom lip and nodded. As my stream trickled to a stop I took some toilet paper and quickly wiped, then stood up. Katie had already pulled down her green and blue stripey knickers, she quickly sat and at once the floodgates opened, by now I'd pulled up my knickers and was washing my hands. Katie was still weeing although her stream had slowed a bit, it gradually started to die away and she finished with a few spurts. She wiped, pulled her knickers up and then flushed. We went back into my room, I noticed for the first time that it was really messy and I felt a bit embarassed when I realised I'd left several pairs of dirty knickers on the floor, luckily they all looked to be fairly stain free! I said "Shall we go down and get some breakfast, we can bring it back up here and watch telly while we eat it."
Katie said "Yeah, that's a good idea." As I walked off towards the bedroom door I noticed Katie was hesitating, she said "Is anyone downstairs? I think I'd better put my skirt on if they are, this tee-shirt's so short you can see my knickers!"
"No don't worry, everyones out," I said. We went downstairs and I caught a glimpse of myself as we went past the full length mirror in the hallway, I realised that Katie wasn't the only one as my knickers were showing too so I just hoped no-one knocked on the door!! We quickly made some breakfast and carried it back upstairs, I turned the telly on and we watched it while we ate. After we'd finished breakfast we lazed around and watched some more telly, I was starting to get some twinges in my belly which soon turned into a slight need for a poo. I said to Katie, "I'm just going to use the toilet, I need to have a poo so I might be a while." Katie said, "No problem, I think I'll get dressed." I got off my bed and walked over to the bathroom, once in there I took my knickers off and put them in the dirty washing hamper and then sat on the loo. I took a deep breath and started to push, back in the room I could see Katie taking off her tee-shirt and putting her white bra on, she then took off her knickers and rummaged in her bag, she found some pink spotty ones which she quickly pulled on before putting on her skirt and a white tee-shirt. I could feel I was going red in the face from straining but so far just the tip of my poo was out, and when I stopped pushing it got sucked back up. Katie came in and sat on the floor, I said "I think I'll have to try again later, its not ready to come." I took some loo roll and wiped my bum but the paper was more or less clean, then I went back into my room to get dressed. I opened my underwear drawer and took out some white knickers which I pulled on underneath my tee-shirt, I then took the tee-shirt off and put a pink bra on before putting on a denim skirt and blue top. Katie and I went downstairs, I needed to get some milk so we walked to the shop. On the way back I suddenly got desperate for a poo, I was doing my best to walk normally but it was a struggle! Katie was looking at me with concern and I said "Sorry about this, I'm absolutely bursting for a poo, I really need to get on the loo soon!!" Despite my best efforts to clench my bum I could feel the tip of my poo starting to come out and I knew it was only a matter of time before I ended up with dirty knickers, typically I'd only just changed them!! As we got to my front door I could feel I was starting to lose the battle, by now I could feel that about an inch of the log was already in my knickers and I was having to resist a massive urge to push. I got the door unlocked after what seemed like an age and went upstairs as fast as my delicate state would allow me to. As soon as I got into my bedroom I unzipped my skirt and let it fall to the floor, as I went into my ensuite I dropped my knickers and crashed down onto the toilet, my bottom made a loud slapping noise but I was too desperate to care. Katie followed me in and sat cross leged on the floor. I unclenched my bum and felt the log slide out another inch or so before it got really fat and stopped. I looked at my knickers and saw I had a massive skidmark, fortunately they were round my thighs so I didn't think Katie could see. Just then I realised that Katie was starting to squirm so I said "Are you OK?" and she said, "Yeah but I think I'm gonna need a poo soon as well," so I said, "I'll do my best to be as quick as I can." I knew then I'd have to start pushing so I took a deep breath and bore down. I did a few really hard pushes and couldn't help grunting and panting after each one, I could only hope Katie would struggle too when it came to her turn and then it would be a bit less embarrassing. As I was straining Katie shifted position and brought her knees up, her knickers were showing and they looked like they'd got stuck up her bum, I hoped her poo wouldn't poke out and make them dirty so I did my best to hurry up. I finally managed to get my poo to drop after another five minutes of pushing, by now Katie was squirming around and sitting on her heel so I could tell she was getting pretty desperate. As it splashed down into the bowl I sighed with releaf but I could feel another log starting to come, I said "I'm not done yet but I'm going as fast as I can, I'm really sorry I can tell your bursting!!" This log was coming a bit faster but I could feel it was still going to take me a while to pass it. Just then Katie stood up and unzipped her skirt, she said "Sorry but I'm going to have to sort myself out, these knickers are stuck up my bum and my poo's starting to poke out!" She took her skirt off and pulled her knickers down until the top of her bum was showing. Just then my second log dropped with an embarrassingly loud plop and I started to wee. "I'm nearly done, I'm just having a quick wee," I said. After I'd weed I flushed and said, "I'll wipe standing up so you can get on the loo." Katie had already dropped her knickers, she smiled thankfully at me and sat on the loo, moaning with relief as she did so. I took some loo paper and wiped my bottom while I saw Katie starting to push, she went on like this for a few minutes just like I had done and ended up making some grunts as well. After I'd finished wiping my bum I took my knickers off (again!) and put them in the washing hamper, I went back into my bedroom naked from the waist down. As I opened my underwear drawer to get clean knickers I heard a loud plop and sigh of relief from Katie but she stayed sitting so I guess she had more to do. I cursed silently as I saw I had no clean underwear left so I had to put my skirt back on without any knickers, I said to Katie "I'm just going to go downstairs to put some washing on, I've run out of clean knickers!" I could see that Katie was still straining hard and had gone red in the face, she nodded as I took the lid off the washing hamper and grabbed an armful of dirty knickers. Just as I was going out of the bathroom I heard a loud grunt and then shortly after another plop, Katie said, "Sorry I couldn't talk just then, I was pushing too hard!" and I said "No worries, I'll see you in a sec." I went downstairs, loaded the washing machine, set it going and came back up. Katie was wiping her bottom by now and when she was done she flushed and then took off her knickers just like I had. "I need to change these knickers, I guess its lucky I brought a spare pair," she said. She took some white knickers out of her bag which she quickly pulled on before putting her skirt back on. I finally managed to put clean knickers on a couple of hours later after the load had finished in the machine and I'd put them in the dryer! Hope you enjoyed this story, will try to post again soon, bye for now!!


After School Emily and Molly

After the Diarrhea Accident Molly

Hi, this is Molly, with Emily sitting beside me.

Today was not a good day. I wrote earlier that I had a diarrhea accident while working in my class at school. My stomach had been rumbly and off all day, but I thought it was just a fart. I was so wrong!

Because I forced the fart, a lot of diarrhea escaped. It was a messy accident. We are always prepared. Our parents taught us to keep a change of clothes in our car. We don't listen to our parents consistently, but this time it was for the better. I made it to the faculty toilet without being spotted, had more diarrhea, and then cleaned up and changed. I've been three more times since I got home, and it has been a lot of really liquid diarrhea. I must have a stomach virus. I hope that Emily doesn't get it!

EMILY: Me too. You had your accident while preparing for class. If I get sick, it might be during class. That would be utterly horrifying.

MOLLY: It would be!

We wanted to answer Willow's question. Hi Willow! What a funny question! No, I think we fart enough that we don't have to "want to fart" when we have no gas in the tank! Haha! Best, Molly.

EMILY: While I am very modest, I enjoy farting when I'm alone. It feels good to do it, and then afterwards to be relieved of gas and bloating. No, I do not try to pass gas. Thank you for the question. Best, Emily

MOLLY: Brandon T, thank you for your response to our story. Yes, we are glad we did not miss the event to go to the bathroom. Experiencing the eclipse was spellbinding!

We hope everyone stays well!

Best,

Emily and Molly


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Karen C hope you feel better soon.

To: Natalie great story.

To: Leena first welcome to the site and great story please post anymore you may have thanks.

To: Taylor great story.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Ferdi

To Joseph

Hi Joseph,

One in ten men and one in four women experiencing incontinence. So even when you are younger, you are certainly not alone. Try Tena for Men or pull ups e.g, Tena Pants as protection, if this isn't enough try adult diapers. Because you are a man, there is almost always a medical reason. You should go and see a urologist and find out why you are incontinent.

I have got a connective tissue disorder which causes my incontinence and a muscle disease which doesn't help eather. But using incontinence material helps with daily life. Just try different materials and use what fits with you.


Nate

To Megan

Oh the curiosity of youth. LOL I'm guessing at this time you were very new to teaching. There's nothing that says that you are obligated to shave your pubes. In fact, there are some studies that show that it's healthier not to shave them. That's neither here nor there at this point. Sorry that you had to go through that. If you'ved left teaching, why would that type of thing happen again? LOL If you like teaching, don't give it up for something like that. Try a different age group to work with. I'm not a teacher, but I have had my own extremely embarrassing event. I've posted it quite a while ago and am not going to do it all again. Let's just say that it was a bad case of diarrhea resulting in an accident which I had to later go to a gas station to clean up and then get yelled at by the attendant for using up all the TP and much of the paper towels to clean up. LOL The best part, as a story, was that the second accident resulted from one of the common stories here about not being able to use the restrooms at a restaurant/deli.


Annie (Anny) from Taiwan

Survey


1)List you age and gender: 31, Female
2)How often do you pee? I really don't count, maybe 6 times a day??? drink a lot of water (in a reusable 550 ml bottle), so a lot
3)How often do you poop? At least once a day, after a thermos of black coffee in the morning and lots of water throughout the day
4)When sitting on the toilet, how far do you pull your pants and underwear down? Thighs
5)After you poop, does the bathroom smell bad? Yeah
6)When sitting on the toilet, are your legs close together for far apart? Together, but not too close together.
7)Do you stare into the bowl when you are finished? If I do a soft poop or diarrhea, no. If I do a log, yes
8)Have you (or a friend) ever called a person on cell phone while on the toilet? No.
9)Do you stand to wipe or sit to wipe? Sometimes stand, sometimes sit. Depends how messy it was
10)Are you afraid to defecate in a public bathroom when people are around? No.


Leena
Was good everyone. Im new here lol, I saw other newbies to this site tell a bit about their selves so I will too. My name is leena im 15 and have a twin brother and a brother that a year older, We have pretty good bms and love to share them with each other they find it funny but i dont share mine with them anymore unless its like amazing sorry i dont really know how to explain lol. So today I was in the downstairs bathroom pooping, i left the door cracked so it wouldnt smell that bad. the house was pretty much empty my mom was cooking and my brothers we're outside playing football with friends. I sat on my toilet let out a crackling fart, I've been gassy today a soft turd landed in the toilet with a small thump. A few more came out right after another making a louder splash. Boy did it stink like hell in there, I slightly pushed and another load came out splash splash plop with a loud fart, I think im gonna have diarrhea due to my turs softness and my gassyness. I looked up and the window is right by the bathroom, One of my brother's friends looked over my way I like fell off the toilet so he didnt see me. I actually laid on the floor for about a minute to be safe, I got back up I felt empty so i wiped so much poop was on the toilet paper it was gross i flushed accidentally left some skid marks whoops and went back to netflix lol.


Optional Person

responces

I made the response to Willow that is the first post above August 24th 2017. Sorry I forgot to add my name.

Natalie. I'm sorry you didn't get to see her poop. but at least you got to become closer to your friend by smelling her scent and hearing her noises. I remember once a friend of mine took a dump and his dad told me to go check on him and make sure he wiped. I went into the bathroom, and the turd was huuuge and out of the water (no stench) and I flushed it before he could look at his own creation he had been making for an hour. I kinda feel bad about it now that I think about it lol. Are you considering moving your bowels in front of her and showing her? maybe she'll show you hers if you show her yours first.

Becc- glad you had the pleasure of making a lochness monster come out of your butt.

to After School Emily and Molly and other women on this site that rip a lot of farts, do you ever find yourself desiring to let one rip when you butt is all gassed out?

Imogen - i'm a guy, and no I have never leaked. though once I start peeing, I can't really stop it from coming.

taylor- that sounds like it was fun.

After School Emily and Molly - I hope you enjoyed what part of the eclipse you saw. sounds like your dumps felt good.


Allie

Laugh wettings

Hi, it's Allie again. Second post!

Last time I told about some accidents not making it home in time from school after holding it. Today I'll tell of a recent accident from laughing too hard.

As I mentioned, I'm in my 30s now, with one child and as is common with women after they've had a kid, I sometimes don't hold it as well as I used to - and I was never great before kids anyway!

A couple of nights ago I was home and after we had put our son to bed we got a spam call on the phone. My husband likes to "play with them" and go along for a while to see how long he can waste their time and toy with them as a game. This time he was joking around with them and it was hilarious. The foreign person on the phone didn't get everything hubby was saying and it made it funnier. I knew I had to pee after my glass of water with dinner but I didn't want to miss it and sat on my heel to help hold it even though I knew it was dangerous given my history.

Sure enough after a few minutes of this I laughed really hard and couldn't help a big squirt escape into my panties and jeans. My hubby saw my eyes get big and my reaction and just smiled and shook his head - he's seen it happen enough before to know, lol. I tried to recover but kept laughing and lost another, bigger spurt. I jumped off the couch and grabbed myself and crossed my legs and bent at the waist. The telemarketer finally hung up.

I said, "You got me!" He laughed and said, "How bad this time?" I spread my legs and we saw the wet spot was about the size of a tennis ball. I said, "Not as bad as some!" And I went to change.

Allie


Erin

Pooping in college

Hey guys, I have a good story that happened today. This past week I moved into college and have had to deal with numerous changes. First of all I moved cities and I have to only use community bathrooms now. I started class on Monday and have taken several craps already but today I took my first outside the dorm community bathrooms. I had a really big breakfast this morning and hadn't pooped yesterday at all. So as I walked into my first class this morning I felt my stomach ache and knew a big dump was coming. The urge got worse as the class went on and I could feel the tip of the long turd in between my butt cheeks. I didn't want to miss any of class so I decided to wait. About 30 minutes later class ending and I made my way to the nearest bathroom. I opened the door and saw stalls on the left side with sinks on the right. The stalls are all blue and I saw that 4 of the 6 stalls were in use. I saw on girl leave and I took her spot which was the 2nd stall in between 2 other girls. The on my right was silent while on my left was peeing. I pulled my pants and panties to my knees and sat on the toilet. I usually don't cover the toilet unless it's really dirty. The toilets were all white with an actual tank on the back. I began to the immediately pee and pushed out a LONG log. I gave out a huge grunt as a pushed it out. I could feel it spread my butt open it was so long. The smell was awful. As I was pushing more out the girl on my right farted and heard a couple plops after that. At least I had a buddy. We were the only ones pooping as I could tell and the bathroom was really busy and a line was starting to form. I heard a couple girls comment about the smell and I knew that I was the main cause of that haha. The stall on my left opened and I saw a girl rush in and sit on the toilet. She started farting and chunks of loose poop came with it. I saw her feet and sandals curl up as she let it all out. Meanwhile I pushed harder and let out a one more giant log that curled in the bowl. I felt about done and looked at my creation. I was a little concerned about clogging the toilet but fortunately I didn't. I wiped about 8 times to get my butt clean and flushed. It left some huge skid marks for the next girl to see and I left a horrendous smell. I think it's safe to say my first dump in that building was one to be proud of haha. Anyways until next time friends! Bye for now


Braidy

All the results of our drinking

On a Saturday evening me and my longtime boyfriend Adam joined three other couples for a night of fun at our college tavern. This was just before another semester of graduate school began for us. Me and Adam bought the first pitcher and by the time the others reciprocated, we were well beyond our limits. Actually when the tavern closed at 1 a.m. Adam and I walked the wrong way for about three blocks before we realized we had another six blocks to walk to our apartment. In cutting through some yards between apartment buildings Adam tripped over a water spout and fell face down onto the ground. As he was getting up he grabbed his crotch and said his tank was ready to unload. He wasn't kidding. He ripped at unzipping his jeans and within seconds he was bouncing his pee into some bushes near a building. The arc was interesting to watch because a security light was capturing it. After about a minute and a half he told me he thought he was now getting rid of the 3rd pitcher. I found it hilarious and almost lost my balance laughing. Finally he zipped up, but due to some assistance from me because he was too far gone to find his zipper and yank it up. We made it to our apartment at about 2 a.m. and we both hit the bed with our clothing on.

I woke up about 5:30 a.m. with that feeling that my bowels were about to burst. I went into the bathroom, literally dropped the seat and made more noise than I intended when I sat down and my diarrhea started to drain. I figured I had heard Adam get up and he walked in the door while I was seated, took out his organ and said he had to pee up a storm. Almost immediately, he remembered what we had done a few months before in a similar situation while traveling. We shared a unisex toilet in a gas station. He's an expert marksman in his ROTC unit and he peed right between my legs as I was seated. I couldn't believe his aim! It was so precise. So he did it again this time, although he almost lost it when I suddenly coughed and he moved back an inch or so accidentally. It didn't help that the stench of my diarrhea was getting to him. More than once he looked between my legs and into the bowl. Every minute or so there was an eruption of more gas and diarrhea.

I kissed him for keeping me dry as we got back into bed. I slept until about 7:30 a.m. when our dog started to get restless so I walked him along with my coffee container about three blocks over to the park. I got lucky because my bladder was about to burst and with the sun coming up I knew we wouldn't be alone in the park. Luckily, the ladies room was not locked and we went in. Holding the leash in one hand and pulling down my black thong with the other, I placed my butt on the toilet. My bladder started to drain immediately and there was no let up for at least a minute and a half. I sat a little longer because I still felt a bit queasy on the cool seat. Then we started our walk back home. Interestingly that afternoon when I was doing the dishes, I noticed that I had left my coffee container on the floor next to the park toilet. I walked back over there and certainly found it right where I had left it.


After School Molly

After the Accident Molly

OMG! I just shit myself!

My stomach has been off all day. I don't feel sick, but I think I may have a touch of something. I'm sitting at my desk wearing my best pair of blue jeans, which are ruined. Emily has gone to the car to get a change of clothes for me. I hope she helps me to the bathroom, too. I was typing out my assignments for the first grading period. Classes start Monday.

As I said, I felt a little off. I've felt like I've got this huge bubble in my stomach. A fart would feel very relieving, so I thought. I continued to type and as soon as my rectum felt like it was ready to go, I gave a strong push. Instead of gas, my butt erupted with diarrhea. It was loud, gassy and squelchy. As soon as I realized what was happening, I stopped myself.

I still have to go really bad. It smells horrible and feels gross.

Oh, maybe I can pull this off and get out of here before anyone realizes what I've done.

Best,

Molly


Uncle Harry

Answer

To Imogen
I sometimes leak in bed. Never when up.


amy b

to Pooping for Fun

hi pooping for fun thanks for the response and link to your story, i really enjoyed it. i was looking more for fear accidents though. have you any experience with those?

thanks again

amy b


Annie (Anny) from Taiwan

Runny poop after breakfast w/ 1 1/2 black coffees

11:50 AM-Hi everyone. I'm sitting on the toilet right now after finishing 1 1/2 black coffees (my cup of coffee and the half cup of coffee my husband didn't want to finish). Also been keeping plenty hydrated with water too since it's 37 but feels like 49 Celsius. During and after my coffee (until I poop) I'm careful not to fart unless I'm on the toilet. Don't want a mess to clean up (or feel. Yuck!). Just looked below me into the toilet bowl and I see a watery murky mess with lots of mush. Stomach is still aching a bit, so I'm waiting for the next wave to come. Bit more pee came out and a couple soft pieces came out but feels like I'm done. Wiped and flushed. Washed hands.

There's still more in my stomach that needs out but isn't ready yet to come out. I'm sitting on the toilet before my nap, now at almost 20 to 2 PM, so hopefully things will move. Just finished lunch after all.

Happy pooping!

Annie from Taiwan


Sunday, August 27, 2017


Elphaba

To Mina and Becc

Thanks both of you for your comments

Mina- My preference is to use disabled bathrooms however in Britain a lot of these have special keys that you can only get if you are disabled. Not only that but sometimes using a disabled bathroom makes me feels even more separated from 'normal people' because of my gender. I would love to see more gender neutral toilets and not just those that are a self-contained toilet and sink. No, I would love to see gender-neutral bathrooms just like 'normal bathrooms' with a row of cubicles. Indeed this is what there was at my cities Pride event last weekend which made me really happy.

My voice is low (although not as low as my Dad's or brother's) however there are women who have low voices (like Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac, one of my favorite bands) and men who have high voices. But you are right, people might not suspect I'm trans until I talk

Becc- this site is a safe space for me. Not just to discuss issues relating to being trans but my interest (read obsession) in bathroom matters more generally which even in my friendship group would seem a bit weird.

What I want the trans movement to be is not just for us but for every person who has ever felt that they don't fit societies ideas of what a woman or a man should be. And to be honest because society's standards are so narrow there are only a small proportion of women who embody everything that society says a woman should be. Like society says women poo's should be done discreetly. But who hasn't had at least one big, smelly and loud bowel movement?


Tom

NOT LUCKY BAD TEACHER

Hi I been reading some of the stories and I enjoy for some of them. THE BAD TEACHER was one I was amused. It was too bad the teacher was having a period during that event. But embarrassed and humiliated should not be really, after all they were nature curious kids. When they ask about the hair to bad you could not turn it around and make it educational and tell them that when they get big some of you will have hair too. And the boys question other parts of a woman, you should of said all ladies and mothers look like that. When one little girl said her mummy does not have hair, your reply could said not all people are the same. The bloody explanation was good enough for there age. That was maybe the first time the kids had a chance to see adult on the toilet. Also a little humor would make it easier for all. Some of them now understand more about them selves when they have to go. I like to read stories about bad sitters and teacher that get into these time to time when they happen.


Pooping for Fun

To Amy b

Hi Amy,

I posted years ago about a bad poop accident I had. It's on page 1850 under the name Caca Boy. Check it out. I hope you enjoy it.


Uncle Harry

Comments

Lauren: Great stories. Keep going. I'm sorry about your sitting in your own poop, but glad you had friends to help you.

Willow: Great stories. Refreshingly different.

I hurt my back in an accident, but I'll be back.


Kung Poo

I'm listening

One of the things I always hear is the differences between the sounds of straining. I have heard many types of strains, the usual are the ones which immediately follows a plop and it sounds like "haaa..." This is the sound of them breathing out through their mouths. It usually is heard in a public bathroom when they don't want to strain to loud but have to exhale. Another type is the strain that I called the sound of the crown. This is the sound they make when the head of the turd is emerging, like a baby crowning. The sound is made at the base of the throat and it sounds like "urggggg". The bigger the poop, the loud the "urggg". Then there is the one my wife makes, and it's quite unique in her family. I heard her sister and her niece make this noise before when pushing out a long dry turd. It sounds like "eeeeeeeee", and the sound is also made at the base of the throat. My wife ones went "eeeeeeeee" for almost 30 seconds as a long dry turd made its exit mercilessly forcing her hole wide open. It was such a relief after that turd that she requested for a nice make out session straight after.




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