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Tia

Michael's Survey

1. Do you enjoy pooping?
At times, yes.

2. What is your favorite position while defecating?
I sit with my legs spread apart and my hands on my stomach (so I can push/massage/rub it while pooping)

3. Do you get stomach aches before passing a BM? If so are they severe?
Only if it's diarrhea, and they are not that severe

4. How many times a day do you poop?
Anywhere between 2 times a day to every other day

5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
45 minutes or so-only happens when I am constipated

6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
Sometimes

7. Do you make grunting noises while pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
Yes, I grunt while pushing. I don't yell, though.

8. How often do you get constipated?
Every few months or so

9. What was the longest time you've ever been constipated?
5-6 days

10. After being constipated or having a difficult poop and it finally comes out, do you yell of relief?
I just breathe heavy in relief

11. Do you have stomach aches often when you can't pass a BM? If so are they severe and how long do they last?
Not usually

12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Not usually

13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
Yes

14. What are the signs of knowing you have to poop?
I can feel pressure inside and my stomach will sometimes make noises

15. Do you ever lie down after taking a long pooping session?
No

16. Do you ever have to catch your breath while pooping?
Sometimes, if I am really constipated

17. Do you like to take as long as necessary or do you want to be quick?
I take as long as necessary. I like to make sure I get everything out.

18. When you are constipated or having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself?
I will eventually resort to taking a stool softener

19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
No

20. How often do you have diarrhea?
Not that often. Depends on what I eat

21. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
Yes, most of the time

22. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help you poop?
Yes, most of the time

23. Do you feel comfortable about having someone in the bathroom with you to keep you company while you sat there?
Not at my house, no. I have no problems pooping in public washrooms though (except my work bathroom).

24. How bad do your farts smell when you are pooping on the toilet?
I don't normally fart on the toilet. Only when I am having diarrhea-and those smell!

25. How much is the most you have pooped?
Enough to fill the hole right up!


Carin

Sunday Morning Toilet Shortage

Last Sunday morning I woke up at 6 a.m. I checked and found my friend Chels had texted me. She was already up and at a donut shop about 6 blocks from my house. I got out of my pajamas, quickly showered, dressed and started my walk through the heavy fog to meet her. She's like 5 years older than me, in college, and back when she was my babysitter, we found we get along well together. I peed before I left home because I knew we were going to walk farther to the park, sit and have our drinks, and then visit. She's been such a great role model for me, helped me through some social issues, and she's into politics and stuff like that. She's currently running for student senate at her college.

So when I got to the donut shop, Chels had just paid for our bag of donuts and large coffees. Since there's not that many bathroom options in the park, I told her I wanted to go to the bathroom before we left. I realized that I hadn't sat long enough at home to get it all out, and knowing what coffee does to my system, well I just wanted to go again. I couldn't believe it when I rounded the corner to the back of the shop where the bathrooms are. There was a van load of girls from a soccer team, about 12 or more of them lined up for the single-stall toilet, and others hanging around outside waiting for the line to get better. It seemed the fog was getting worse as Chels and I finally got across the busy street, walked about a block into the park, and then got our bench. Chels had forgotten napkins and they were needed, but we seated ourselves on the wet bench. After about 5 seconds down Chels said the water had already penetrated her jeans and thong and she could feel it on her butt. I had black sweats on and I told her I could feel it too.

After about an hour and a half Chels said she had to use the restroom. I told her my situation wasn't getting any better. So we cut through the fog to find a restroom building we knew to be close to the center of the park. Toward the end we walked faster because Chels said her morning crap was starting to turtlehead. We got to the ladies side of the restroom building and we couldn't believe it. There were 4 or 5 girls there with their bicycles. They all claimed to be in line first. Chels told me to follow her and we walked around them. We entered the doorway and what we remembered about that bathroom from a few years ago had changed. Instead of 5 toilets, there was only one. There was a girl sitting on it with her shorts and tennis shoes at floor level. She seemed surprised that we had come in. But we apologized and said we didn't know the other toilets had been taken out. We were also surprised that the user sits out in the open. Back two summers ago I remembered wondering why the doors had been taken off the stalls. Now the stalls were gone. There was only one sink left and a big No Loitering sign on top of it. When Chels asked, each of the girls insisted they were next to use the toilet, although a couple laughed and we weren't sure we could believe them.

I suggested that perhaps we could find a place to relieve ourselves and do the squat thing. Chels said she did it once when they were on a family vacation and if the pee ran down her leg, she was sure the crap would be equally gross. I suggested with the golf course close by, that there should be restrooms there. We weren't sure they would be open that early on Sunday morning but it took us to find out that they were. The cut across the holes and at the 9th, there was a little green shack. We walked into it and it was definitely a one toilet place. Chels ran for the seat and was one it an blasting away in like 5 seconds. "Oh, that feels good," she said, spreading her legs and looking between them at the evidence in the bowl. Luckily, there was paper on the roll and she used a large amount of clean herself. I noticed that she flushed and then reseated herself after every two or three wipes. She was bullied in middle school by some girls for clogging the toilets. She got up and I immediately took the stool. Every ounce of coffee that I had drank and then some came out. Chels said I must have really been hurtin' and I told her "of course." Then she heard a couple of plops into the water and said that was "impressive", but she didn't think the donuts had gone through our systems yet.


Mina
Hi everybody. Bad Mina is very busy now so I can't post so often, I am sorry. Thank you Brandon T for kind words. Always you say kind things to everybody, we are happy you are on this site.

I have funny story from Friday 15 April. Maybe not so funny but on next day, we laughed bit. Recently we don't laugh so much because bad news from Kumamoto. We know a few of people there, they are all safe and in house, but many people in gym, and noro-virus attack, so many diarrhoea and not enough loo. Here in my city we are lucky, far from earthquake. They say running water come back in Kumamoto, that is very good news.

Anyway here is story, I hope you like, but of course if you yawn, I understand.

I was so so sleepy that evening. Suddenly, very very sleepy! I don't know reason why! My eyes close when I am with Maho and Kazuko, they say "are you OK Mina, you look strange?" and I say "sleepy ...." So I decide I go to the bed. I get up from chair and move to washbasin to brush teeth. But I sway! Maho and Kazuko jump up same time and catch me, they think I faint because I am master of art of fainting, but I say "sleepy! not faint." They take my arm and Kazuko hold me while Maho bring kitchen chair so I brush teeth sitting down.

Then I get up and sway again. Maho and Kazuko catch me. I say, "loo ...." so they take me, Kazuko pull down my pyjamas and panties, and place me on loo. I did wee, no problem, Kazuko unroll paper and give me but I don't take because I don't want move.

Kazuko say, "masa ka?" it means "never!" with not believe. She look behind my bottom, she see large long motion coming out. I am sleepy but I do motion!! But on this site, I read people do motion in the bed with sleeping and wake up with bottom all brown, so no surprise perhaps. Motion come out with big smell and many plops, maybe four or five. (Why I know all this? I tell you later.) Kazuko press washlet button, but I put hand on her, She see my body become to stiff, and Maho she is standing at loo door, say, "wait Kazuko, Mina will do more motion, I think." She was right, soon big motion drop out of me again, broke up many plops. But I sway on loo so Kazuko hold me well. Then suddenly big soft motion came out very fast, burururururu and big smell. Kazuko and Maho watching me, I still sway, but little motions come out, finally I give big breath, Kazuko say, "finish?" and I say "yes" in sleepy voice. so she push washlet button and I move body, Kazuko help me little bit, then she press button to dry bottom and then she wipe my bottom with paper so very dry, Maho stretch arms and pull me up and hold me, Kazuko pull up panties and pyjamas, then she flush loo it is very full, and both them take me to the bed. I drop on bed on left side and sleep, but I feel body near me, next day when I wake up Kazuko's body is bettari to me, bettari means stick like glue. We are same size. In night when I feel body close me in my sleep, I also feel many kisses on back of neck, and also forehead at same time.

Maho already awake in next room and putting away futon. I got out of the bed and rub eyes. Then Kazuko stretch body and she also open eyes, she sees me and smile at once. "Mina ...." They are so happy I am OK, I slept so so well, I am not sleepy now.

Why I know all this even I was so sleepy?? Well after big breakfast it was Kazuko's turn to go loo, and I went with her. She told me whole story. I had feeling I was doing a motions, but I thought it was dream. Kazuko said, "no, not dream. You really did motion again and again and again!" and she told me story, at same time she do motion again and again and again. So she take long time to do motion and long time to tell me story. Maho was at door, she also told, but Kazuko and Maho said exactly same thing, so I believe. Any case, I always believe words of Kazuko and Maho and Hisae. They never tell fib to me.

We laughed a bit, even we don't laugh so much recently. It was bad news from Kumamoto, so we stopped laugh soon. After Kazuko finished motions (it was very huge motions!!) I gave her hug. I said her, "you kissed me back of neck?" and she said, "yes I did. My heart so warm, I couldn't stop myself!" so I kiss her. Then I say to Maho, "you kiss me forehead?" and she nod head, so I ran to her and gave her warm kiss like I give Kazuko.

Then we hug again. I cried little bit. Maho and Kazuko love me so much, and Hisae too!! I am happiest woman in whole world. Sorry I say same thing many times. Are you bore? I hope you are not .... and I hope all you have love from person you love, without a limit. Because you all people on this site are lovely persons.

Hisae is now 26. I have story from her birthday, it was Friday. But I tell you story next time. It is warm story, after happening we all feel more warmer than before. Every time we feel like that!

It is night now in Japan. I go to bed soon, Maho too. We go to loo first, only wee I think. Of course together. Warm wee with love! Good night everybody.

Love,

Mina and friends


Nicole (from Canada)
Nick (from Canada)

I'm from Hamilton
Lol. How's it going neighbour?!?! How did you hurt your back? Are you on medicine that makes you constipated? How in the world so you forget that you're sharing a hotel room with someone lol. That's the funniest thing ever.


Marly

The Illusive Pooper

Hi my name is Marly and I love to poop. It's been 60 seconds since my last. First time writer long time reader of this and others about this.

So quite a few years ago I began dating this guy and was spending the weekend with him for the first time. I am not a how do you say pritsy girl per set, but I do like to maintain some of that old times traditional feminity. I had a traditional southern belle mother who cooks from scratch, cleans like a paid maid, could sew a dress from a ball of thread all while never smudging her lipstick, getting a run in her stockings or tripping in her stilettos, but me I've always been a bit more rough around the edges. I can cook, clean and sew enough to get by, but I can walk in heels, quite nicely, and try to keep my bathroom business like non existent around men. To this day my ex of 5 years still thinks I just don't poop and we have a running joke that I expel it through the air.

Anyway, the first night moving into his new rental in South Philly we were cleaning and disinfecting. The place wasn't particularly dirty, but I always feel an overwhelming need to disinfect kitchens and bathrooms especially, which I have plenty of stories for another time. Anyway, he had two bathrooms, one upstairs which weirdly shared a vent into his bedroom. I don't know how that worked if it was supposed to be strong enough to suck fumes downward or it was just poor architectural planning, but none the less there was a vent on that opened in the bathroom and another on the other side of that wall in his room. We settled in for Chinese take out and a movie and the only bathroom I hadn't cleaned was the half bathroom off the living room.

Well at 4am, I woke in a sweat with massive stomach cramps. I slid out of bed careful not to wake him, decided against the bathroom that vented into his room because I could tell this was massive. Not only was it massive it was starting to burn my opening so I knew it would be hot and smelly. I slid down the carpeted steps quietly, wall to wall carpeting in fact, and into the the tiny closet half bathroom with only a toilet mirror and a suction vent. I looked at the toilet and it didn't look clean enough to sit on at least to my OCD bathroom cleanly standards, which again more stories for a later time.

So I decided to hover above it. This wasn't my first dance above a toilet seat and until that day, I would have easily described myself as toilet hoverer professional. I got into a great position and let loose. A ton of hot diarrheic poop fell and it was immediate gratification. I flushed, which I always do so the smell wont linger and no one would be the wiser then I went to the kitchen to wash my hands. I double backed just to make sure there weren't any left over and checked the toilet. Do you know the seen from Daddy daycare where the kid had not gone for weeks and when Eddie Murphy checked the toilet after he went he was frightened. It was exactly like that. I killed the toilet! It was a homicidal scene. I completely missed the hole. It was everywhere. It was on the back of the toilet dripping down, it was on the floor, the wall, it was everywhere. By this time it was nearing 5am and the sun was coming up so I knew I had to work fast. I used tissue, as much as I could find, to slide it into the toilet and shovel it off the floor while trying not to gag and create a bigger mess. I'm trying to listen at the steps for him to wake while running back and forth to the kitchen trying to clean. At some point, out of desperation, I remember having to pick some up with my bare hands to get it in the bowl. This went on for at least a half hour until I was finally done and clean when I heard footsteps.

I am exhausted, but still want to come across perky as if I had not been through such an ordeal. I remember him going into the bathroom like a second later and saying. "Oh wow, you really cleaned up in here!" Victory!

Moving on in the beginning of that relationship, I was very good at going while he was sleeping or asking him to go to the store or run a short errand when I had to go.

Before I leave you, I do have some advice. If you feel like you may be about to have diarrhea or you can't seem to stop it, mix some flour and a tiny bit of water and add a sprinkle of salt to taste. It will dry you up very quickly. Don't eat so much that it constipated you, but enough to solidify your poop!


Ellison

Steven A's survey

1) Would you use bus bathrooms if they were available to you?
Only if I were very desperate. I had a bad experience in 3rd grade on a field trip when we were coming home from an out-of-town museum. I held my crap well for the first half hour or 45 minutes but with another hour or so to go, I made the walk to the back of the bus to place myself on the toilet. I should have taken the hint as I was being thrown from side to side as I walked the aisle. Once, I got inside the single stall bathroom, I lifted the toilet lid and seated myself. I tried to spread my legs wider and dropped my underwear and shorts all the way to the floor, but as I was pushing to get my crap out, the slide came fast and all of a sudden I was thrown up off the seat by about 2 inches and I came back down with my butt hole squarely in the middle of one side of the white seat. So my soft crap was all over my crotch, part of the seat, and once piece was lodged at the bottom of my underwear. The para who eventually came to help me clean up was sympathetic and said the driver had hit a bunch of train tracks too fast. She helped me clean up there and when we got back to the school she took me in for some further cleaning. My dad, who was missing a ball game to pick me up, got furious with me when she called him. Then the next day he explained to me it was the driver's fault.

2. Do you hold your poop when you are on a trip or away from home?
Sometimes. As I wrote about on Page 2546 I was involved in a later incident in high school when as part of a prank, the toilets in one bathroom had been sabotaged. Both my parents and myself were worried that my principal would give my name out to the news media on that one. Although it was a good size story for a couple of days and crews were allowed into the girls' room to film the unbolted seats, the circle of those who knew me as the victim did not grow.

3. When was the last time you had something that made you sick? My first year in middle school. They served a cheese pizza that didn't taste right and three hours later I was in the girls bathroom holding myself onto the stool because I felt faint as I blasted the rotten food out of my butt. I remember thinking how I had never used that much paper to clean myself with and my butt hole still hurt the next day.

4. Does any restaurant food brands cause you any stomach problems? Drinking too much soda too fast after eating really gaseous foods too fast.


Diarrhea In School

I started my new secondary school a year ago and I'm in my second year. I'm 12 years old btw. I was in class and my ass was on fire and I couldn't hold in the huge poo I had to do. I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet and they let me go.

I went into the boys toilets and sat down. Nobody else was there. When I pulled my pants down i farted as I was putting my bum on the seat and got thick diarrhea on the wall and a little on the seat which I had to sit on.

I put my bum on the seat and started to release the diarrhea. It dripped from my bum and I pushed out a whole load of it which turned the water brown. I constantly felt I had to fart the whole time I was pooing.

After a while, the room started to stink. I could even smell the poo. After I pushed out most of it, the diarrhea stopped and a huge, thick poo came out of my anus along with a fart at the end. Leaving a stench.

I sat there after I was done. I was sitting there pooping for at least 7-8 minutes with the diarrhea. My bum was on fire and my anus was sore after pooping.

I grabbed some toilet roll and got up from the toilet. The soft crap left a massive skidmark on the back of the toilet bowl and I got to say, it was the biggest poo I'd ever done. I wiped my bum and used so much toilet roll that I almost clogged the toilet.

The stink of the diarrhea and the massive soft poo turned me. It absolutely stank. After my bum was cleaned up after that poo, I left and never flushed. I never do anyway...

Don't think anyone would be willing enough to use that toilet unless it gets cleaned up. This poo was the biggest I've ever did. It was about 3/4 of a metre long. And it was really a stinker!


Anna H
So at school during gym my belly didnt feel to well we were going outside to run 3 laps on the track i decided to stay in the bathroom the whole so i went in the toilets are doorless due to its a locker room to so i sat on a toilet pulled my gym shorts and thong down to my ankles and let out a fart then grunted a bit and a pile of diarrhea splashed the toilet bowl my stomach feeling so much better and i let out a loud fart with about 3 piles of diarrhea splashing out i wiped pulled up my pants and went out with the rest of the class.


Sunday, April 24, 2016


Victoria B.

Toilet paper survey

Hey!
Had a bit of a close call earlier today that came close to biting me right in the butt. I had the familiar full, warm feeling in that part of my body. Readying myself for a nice, relaxing BM, I walked into my bathroom only to be greeted by a familiar sight: an empty cardboard tube hanging in the roll holder. Desperate, I got in my car and headed straight to the grocery store. I picked up a twelve-pack of my favorite brand (Cottonelle) and paid for it, hoping my facial expression and my purchase didn't make my somewhat embarrassing situation too obvious. I white-knuckled it home, worrying about the prospect of an accident the entire time. It didn't happen: I thankfully managed to make it home and onto the pot before having to deal with pooped pants. This got me thinking and now it's survey time.
I) What's your favorite brand?
II) How much do you buy at once (six-pack, twelve...)?
III) How far down does your stock get before you decide to get more?
IV) Have you ever ran out in the middle of wiping?
V) Have you ever sat down and started/finished your business before realizing that there was no toilet paper?
VI) If so, how did you deal with it?

I'm almost done with a ridiculously busy semester and am looking forward to being able to posting here more often. I've kept up reading, but I wanted to say that I've missed you guys!

Love, Victoria


End Stall Em

Answers to questions

Lizzie's questions:

1. Have you ever started peeing and while you were peeing you farted and your poop came out?

Yes, it happens on occasion. Sometimes it is at my dorm and it has also happened at the shopping center I work at part-time. Last month my boyfriend and I had just been to a concert and after some drinks, I thought my bladder was going to burst. We got back to his place, he was getting into the shower as I came hurrying in and took to the toilet. My pee started and he was taking his clothing off while listening to my pee stream, then after about 10 seconds, I let off a fart and there was a splash into the toilet. Spencer just said "F***, what happened?" When I explained it he thought it was amusing. He teases me that I need to cut back on my drinking as a result of that. And I only had a couple of beers!

2. Whenever you have to poop do you also have to pee?

Sometimes, but it's usually when I'm traveling or have a long lab that I don't want to excuse myself from. And it happened once at a park when Spencer and I were at an event last summer. If I wait in line for 30 minutes, I'm going to use that opportunity to the max.

3. Is it normal that when my boyfriend poops he does the pee part sitting down?

That's very normal. At least a lot more normal than my Spencer, back when we were just friends in high school, and he would come by my house after cutting yards in my neighborhood and need to do a fast dump. I walked in on him once to offer him a clean towel because he was so hot in the 90 degree heat and here he was with toilet paper between him and the seat in a private house!

4. Have you ever sharted? Not that I can remember.

5. When did you last poop and/or pee yourself?

It was about a year ago. I was on the freeway going to school one morning. There was a a car that rolled and later caught fire. With only two lanes, we all had to come to a stop. Then they landed a helicopter, so that kept both lanes closed even longer. I had a skirt on and luckily I had a copy of our campus newspaper on the seat next to my book bag. So I opened it up, stuck it between my skirt and butt, and left the soft crap out. I had no choice because I was sweating and felt nauseated so I just let it out. Yes, it started to smell and I turned the AC on, and I listened to Pearl Jam on the radio to pass the time until a trooper came to my window and showed me how to cut my wheels, so I could get into the next lane when the first lane was opened. My first stop was an at Amoco station and it was at least 15 minutes for me to throw my underwear out and clean myself up. When the attendant gave me the key, he kind of smirked and I just thought "life sucks, get a helmet!" Needless to say, the was the only time I missed my first class, English, my favorite.


Little Mandi
Hey all,
Hope everyone is doing well. No interesting bathroom stories to post here. I'm still not pooping right which I don't get cause I eat a lot and for the most part healthy. I eat lots of fruit and vegetables so I don't get why I don't poop. I'm lucky if I go once or twice a week.

Anyway, I'm bored so here are my answers to Michael's survey.

1. Do you enjoy pooping?
No its just something that everyone has to do.

2. What is your favorite position while defecating?
Usually I sit with my hands in my lap sometimes I lean over or press on my stomach.

3. Do you get stomach aches before passing a BM? If so are they severe?
Most of the time I do get pre poop cramps. Nothing ever serious tho just a dull pain.

4. How many times a day do you poop?
I don't poop very much at all. It all depends. Most of the time I go once or twice a week.

5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
Maybe 45 mins.

6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
No
7. Do you make grunting noises while pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
Very rarely

8. How often do you get constipated?
Quite a bit unfortunately.

9. What was the longest time you've ever been constipated?
I think a week.

10. After being constipated or having a difficult poop and it finally comes out, do you yell of relief?
I dont yell I just breathe heavy in relief.

11. Do you have stomach aches often when you can't pass a BM? If so are they severe and how long do they last?
Sometimes. If it happens my stomach will hurt till the poop comes out. Usually I just get that bloated feeling when I can't poop.

12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Not usually.

13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
No

14. What are the signs of knowing you have to poop?
I fart a lot and just get that pressure feeling.

15. Do you ever lie down after taking a long pooping session?
no

16. Do you ever have to catch your breath while pooping?
Only once when I was extremely constipated

17. Do you like to take as long as necessary or do you want to be quick?
Im a fast pooper. I'm usually in and out unless I'm sick or constipated

18. When you are constipated or having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself?
Laxatives and prune juice are the only things i've ever tried altho prune juice has no affect on my bowels.

19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
Never fully cried but I came close to it once.

20. How often do you have diarrhea?
I rarely ever get diarrhea.

21. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
Yeah most of the time.

22. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help you poop?
Yeah most of the time.

23. Do you feel comfortable about having someone in the bathroom with you to keep you company while you sat there?
pee I don't mind poop i'm very shy about.

24. How bad do your farts smell when you are pooping on the toilet? usually not bad,

25. How much is the most you have pooped? Enough to fill the toilet I dont even know. haha


Anatomy Student

Re: Lizzie

To answer several of your questions, I'll tell you that most humans use similar muscle groups when peeing and pooping, so it's easy to pee while you poop and vice versa if you pee really hard. The bladder and anal sphincter a relax simultaneously when you push hard enough. I don't know any man that would poop, then stand up to pee. That would be incredibly abnormal and inefficient. Sharts are mostly the mucous used to lubricate your poop coming out with the fart, but sometimes stool can come out too. I wonder if your colon is desensitized. Do you often put off the urge to poop? If so, you may not feel like there is poop in your rectum, due to the stretch receptors being desensitized.


Cat

Survey from Michael W. and News

Hallo everybody! It's Cat! I'll share the survey first then the news.

1. Do you enjoy pooping?
Yes.

2. What is your favorite position while defecating?
I sit straight up and down, unless I have a stomach ache, in which case I'll lean forward.

3. Do you get stomach aches before passing a BM? If so are they severe?
Not really.

4. How many times a day do you poop?
Once a day, after my younger sister (she's 11) and my younger brother (13) shower and stuff.

5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
Two hours.

6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
Yes.

7. Do you make grunting noises while pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
I try not to, as we have thin walls at my house, but if i'm really constipated I'll do it.

8. How often do you get constipated?
For some reason, I cannot eat oatmeal without getting the worst constipation. I don't know.

9. What was the longest time you've ever been constipated?
I didn't poop for a week before my mom had me take a laxative.

10. After being constipated or having a difficult poop and it finally comes out, do you yell of relief? No.

11. Do you have stomach aches often when you can't pass a BM? If so are they severe and how long do they last?
I don't really.

12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Sometimes

13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
Of course! I like to think of my poop as my "me" time. I take my time, and never rush it.

14. What are the signs of knowing you have to poop?
My bowel area feels very full, and later my butt starts to instinctively clench.

15. Do you ever lie down after taking a long pooping session?
No, but I shower right after I poop, then I go to bed.

16. Do you ever have to catch your breath while pooping?
One time when I was severely constipated. I thought I'd pop a blood vessel in my head because of how hard I was straining!

17. Do you like to take as long as necessary or do you want to be quick?
Like I said, I take my time with it, but I get off as soon as I'm done.

18. When you are constipated or having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself?
I lie down on a towel on the bathroom floor and massage my stomach, then get up and sit on the toilet.

19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
No.

20. How often do you have diarrhea?
Whenever I eat pork belly, but I eat it anyway because it's SO GOOD!

21. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
Yes.

22. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help you poop?
Yes. For a stomach ache, not so much.

23. Do you feel comfortable about having someone in the bathroom with you to keep you company while you sat there?
My younger sister or Sarah or Amy.
24. How bad do your farts smell when you are pooping on the toilet?
Pretty bad to me, not so much to everyone else.

25. How much is the most you have pooped?
Enough to not be able to see the water anymore.

And now for the news!
I told Sarah and Amy about this website, and even showed them some of my favorite posts. They both wanted to do something to post on here and Amy offered that we could go over to her house. We're going over tomorrow so I'll post about it then! (Hint: It involves ballet!)


Gerald

comments

To Natalie : Eat lots of cereals and vegetables they would help you. Hope my suggestion was helpful to you and looking forward to a post from you soon.

To Tarja from Finland : You are very welcome. Seems you had really rough day cos of diarrhea.....You mom is really caring.....Wow but if I were in your shoes I would feel really embarrassed my mom is giving me an enema......All the same I still enjoyed your story and am glad you back to normal....Hope you post soon and Happy pooping.

To Jenny : Great story about you and your friend Sarah.

To Morgan : Interesting stories you posted.... I really enjoyed them


well that's all for now......Till next time....Happy pooping To everyone....

Gerald!!!!!




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