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Loud stomach

I did something a bit regrettable the other day. A friend and I were meeting up for the first time in ages and we decided to eat at TGI Friday's. I wanted to order chicken as usual but they told me they were out of chicken strips so I followed my friend's lead and ordered the endless appetizer. He got pot stickers and I unfortunately chose mozzarella sticks. I managed to eat two plates of sticks before I was totally stuffed. It was tasty, though!

However, soon after we ate I became bloated and gassy. I didn't have much time alone, so after letting out a little gas at his house, I spent the rest of the day having to hold it all in, and it became a bit embarrassing because we met up with his girlfriend to go to her dorm, which meant that I would have even less privacy if I went to the bathroom. At my friend's house, I used the guest bathroom which was in a separate hallway from his bedroom and kind of closed off compared to the rest of the house. At his girlfriend's dorm however, the main room was a loud echo-y big room without much furniture and a high ceiling with the bathroom right by the entrance to the dorm.

I sat on the couch trying to watch a movie with all of them, and thank goodness they spent most of the movie talking, but unfortunately for me there were quiet moments in which the pressure in my bloated stomach became too much and I had to really hold in the gas, causing it to rumble and growl. Even during the times they were talking it was still pretty loud, and I prayed that no one would ask me if I was okay or if something was wrong. I had to go to the bathroom at least once while I was there, and I did my best to let out some of the gas as small but powerful farts that sometimes pushed out tiny pieces of poop at the same time. After filling the toilet with a few pebbles, I felt a bit better and was able to watch the movie with a relatively quiet stomach.

It started acting up again later though while we were eating dinner back at my friend's house, so I went to his downstairs bathroom while they were watching a video on his phone and let out some more small pebbles of poop. I didn't get true relief until I went to bed and was able to let it all out in the guest bathroom later that night. I now know better than to eat so many cheese sticks in such a small amount of time! I won't make that mistake again.

Does anyone else have any stories about noisy stomachs that they'd like to share? Those are my favorite kind of story.


T. K.

Embarrassing

Someone asked for a story from a man. Here is a quite fresh one. Some weeks back my wife and I hiked in the woods. We camped at shelters along the trail. Many places there were outhouses (type long drop) but sometimes there were no facilities. Mostly we were alone, only occasionally others stayed at the same shelters. One night when staying at a shelter without any toilet there was a young couple staying with us. In the evening we prepared food together and had a good conversation in spite of the age difference. (Almost 40 years between us I think. They students, we university teachers.) In the morning I felt the usual urge to take a dump, but I hesitated to take the roll of toilet paper and walk away as the other couple clearly would understand what I was going to do. They went away before us and just as they had left I took the toilet paper and told my wife that I had to answer the call of nature. I went well away from the shelter into the woods and found "the perfect place" behind some dense bushes just at the bottom of a quite steep slope. I was not the first one to find this a suitable toilet because there was some used paper and some quite fresh feces there in advance. I pulled down my shorts and squatted. Just as I was about to finish I heard footsteps up in the slope behind me. Chocked I saw that the path was continuing up there and our two shelter friends were walking on the path. In the same moment I understood that they spotted me sitting there flashing my bare bottom. I tried to hide a bit but for sure they had seen me. I heard the girl say (in national language) poor guy. And then they disappeared. I felt extremely embarrassed as I went back to my wife. She just laughed of it all.


Keith - Van man

A Toilet Experience

Hello to every body, If i can start with a PREAMBLE INTO THIS I PROMISE IT WILL GET BETTER!!. I read with great interest the posts from Victoria & John B. I also have an interest in older type sanitary ware , the toilets that will feature shortly both Ladies & Gents have New Selecta lynx pans and Thomas Dudley high level cisterns ( circa 1920's ), these are the type of pans that make a good Kur splunk sound!!. I hope this has helped paint the picture!!

My Experience begins
Last week I was out delivering around East Anglia, which means an early start, my last drop was to a Hospital in Suffolk, it was to return some surgical kit, I had to take this to CSSD dept,( Central Surgical Sterilization Department ) there is lady there I'll refer to her as R she is approx early 50's and a plus size figure. After returning this I went and parked up, there are some visitor toilets, I made way to the gents, which is adjacent to the ladies, I entered the cubicle adjacent to the ladies - the walls are very thin you can hear every thing. As I bolted the door the flush went in next door but one. I dropped my short and sat on , I only need to do number 1's , some else entered , the , person, entering spoke to the lady who had just finished , I recognized the voice it was R, after a minute or so of chat R came into the cubicle next to me, straight away she took off her, what I assumed to be a white laboratory coat hung it on the door , slightly opened the vent, she was fiddling in her coat pocket I herd her lighter spark she had lit a cigarette . with a slight cough she began to rustle her underwear down, I heard her bum hit the seat with a thump,she ex hailed her cigarette smoke , there was silence, there were fain grunts a sighs come from my neighbor, from no where came a real loud fart which seemed to echo, an immediate in hailation on her cigarette, two plops followed. R grunted softly and sighed, another two farts echoed, her pee then began, she in hailed again on her cigarette, I heard a crackling sound which slowly edged it's way out eventually hitting the water with a Kur splunk, R was exhailing smoke from her cigarette, R sighed, her smell was circulating through to my cubicle, another 2 smaller plopps, R began to roll off toilet paper, she stood up and wiped standing , she rolled off another lot of paper wiped again, further paper was used this time I think to wipe the front. R pulled her underware up, put on her , pulled the flush and left the cubicle closing the door. Proceeded to was her hands. I waited until she had left . I went back to me van a drove to back to london , hope U all enjoy the read special hello to John B & Victoria


Stan
Hi Mina

I enjoyed reading your post. Could you give more details of the people you can hear plopping in your flat


MikeyPee

Re: Tlana, Kindergarten Story

Tlana,

I have a kindergarten story that's a little unusual but stands out somewhat clearly in my mind.

I need to give a little background. I'm disabled by cerebral palsy and I attended a school
exclusively for physically handicapped children. It covered grades K through 12 and this
was the only school I ever attended before college. Over the span of 13 years, the school
had a steady enrollment of about 400 children. About half the children, like me, had
cerebral palsy, another quarter had polio, and the remaining kids had spina bifida, muscular
dystrophy, rheumatoid arthritis, hemophilia, etc.

Before I began school, there was a boy in my neighborhood who was my exact same age
who had spina bifida. He was paralyzed from his waist down and he wore diapers
because he had no bowel or bladder control. We probably became acquainted with each
other around age 3 and from the very beginning I was fascinated by the fact that he was
still in diapers while I was mostly toilet trained except for being a bed wetter until age 7.
For better or worse, I'm sure this fascination with his situation led to my lifelong interest
in toilet stuff, etc.

When we started school together, he needed to bring diapers to school with him every day
so that he could be changed throughout the school day. There was a staff of women called
"matrons" (today we'd call them personal care givers) who provided various assistance to the children including help with toileting and changing diapers. At this young age my friend
needed to be changed by changed by a matron; he began changing himself when he was about
8 or 9 years old. Before I go on, I might add that at this young age, my fascination notwithstanding, I had no understanding of why he was still in diapers and probably had several
misconceptions that turned out to be wrong. In fact, my understanding of all of this continues to
evolve even after many years.

So, one day my friend was taken from the kindergarten room to the adjoining bathroom to be changed. When he and his matron returned, the matron began bragging that he was a "good boy." because he had stayed dry since his last diaper change. Now, of course, to a bunch of 5 year olds who hadn't been toilet trained for more than a few years and who had no understanding of spina bifida, this must have seemed like a good thing. His care giver's satisfaction seemed to imply that my friend had voluntarily not urinated. Nothing could have been further from the truth.

Over the years, I have come to learn that "staying dry" wasn't necessarily a good thing, as it could be an indication that the bladder is retaining urine and not emptying (albeit uncontrollably) properly. The retention of urine, in turn, can lead to other problems such as urinary tract infections and possible kidney damage if the urine backs up into the kidneys over time.

Just a postscript about my friend. As I said earlier, he began changing himself when he was
about 8 or 9 years old and I often encountered him in the boys' room at school when he was
getting changed. On several occasions, say at age 10 or so, he would discover that he was still
clean and dry when he went to the bathroom to get changed. He probably changed himself about every two hours or so. Because he had no feeling below his waist, he didn't know beforehand if he was wet, dry, or sometimes soiled, until he changed himself. When he discovered he was still dry, he would run warm water (in the sink) over his dry diaper to make it appear the he had wet himself. At the time I never understood this but I never asked him why he did that (at age 11 he transferred to a neighborhood public school). But looking back, I wonder if he was trying to create the impression (for his mother) that his bladder was emptying OK between changes or
maybe he was simply trying to avoid the appearance that he wasn't changing himself.


Tuesday, August 26, 2014


JOHN

Breaking News! (or should that be poos?)

Hi its John B.

I must congratulate you Jemma on your live plop by plop account of your recent public loo encounter whilst out with your husband and best friend. It made good reading!

A couple of things I want to ask you Jemma if you don't mind is do you take extra tissues out with you to take care of the fact that there may be insufficient loo paper in the public loo bearing in mind that your clean up requires copious amounts of paperwork, lol?

Have you ever been in that invidious situation where insufficient loo roll was available and if so how did you cope?

Finally how did you cope at school regarding your toilet needs? Were the teachers sympathetic to your plight or did you have to grin (grimace) and bear it? Just curious that's all because you've seemed to have developed a fine coping mechanism!

Take care all, love and best wishes.

John B x


Catherine

Sammy's Survey

Sammy,

Thank you for the kind reply earlier...I'll try to respond to your survey :)

Where was the most awkward moment or place you've had to take a dump? I'm 33 now, but I had to have a bowel movement on my senior prom night in high school. I was gone a while, mainly because of the dress. Of course, I played sports in HS (tall, 6'1'' and big boned, and athletic/curvey vs. petite cheerleader types all together for prom night!) Of course, they just had to pee after dinner while I had to go. I go twice daily and it was just time for my evening poop. It was just a series of soft logs, but it got back to my date that's what I was doing. We did not go out again and it was sort of awkward the rest of the evening. However, 15 years later, it's no big loss!

Have you ever clogged the toilet at a friend/relative's house? What were the circumstances and the consequences? I wrote about one time on page 1817, when I was new to the forum! I would love to hear your feedback! Also, I wrote about one on page 1917 - at a guy's condo!

What is the size of the biggest load you've ever made at one time? Because I am regular, they are all very similar in size. Maybe the poop that I wrote about on page 1817. It was a lot! I wrote about my bowel habits on page 1811!

Do you feel comfortable crapping/peeing/farting in front of your GF/BF, wife/husband? Why or why not? I am still single and an only child! So, I have not had to share my bowels with anyone. In college I just went when I had to go, regardless of who was in the restroom. I prefer privacy though! My mom and I could always be open with each other if we needed to make a restroom stop. She was always supportive when I had bowel issues in my preteen years, which led to healthy habits that I maintain today.

Sammy, I hope that's helpful!

Love,

Catherine!


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Too Sleepy great story it sounds like you had an interesting time with your sister.

To: Abby first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a good poop and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Tlana great story.

To: Jessica (AZ) it sounds like your stomach had a major cleanout luckily you made it to the toilet each time without no accidents and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Korean Girl great story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it in time and it sounds like your friend had a pretty great poop and I bet you both felt pretty good once you were finished and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Blondiemeja great story.

To: Jenny great story it sounds like you had a kinda rough day hopefully the diarrhea didn't last to long.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Mina

To Victoria B.

To answer your questions: Yes, quite often you can choose in Japan between two different types toilet. Sit or squat. But when I was a little girl, toilets where you sit were much more rare than now. In my school they were all squat type. I didn't mind then. After I went to Wales I tried to use a sit down toilet for motions whenever I possible.

Our washlet washes both front and back and there are different buttons for front and back. And we can change strength of water. I like very strong jet of water for my bottom. Not so strong for front.

Sitting down toilet in Japan is sometimes very quiet and we can't hear plops of motions, though in my flat I hear them very well. In Wales the loo was very noisy and my host mother was very worried first time she hear about 12 big plop sounds while I was sitting on loo for very long time. I told her I do very big motions because I eat lot of vegetables, then she don't worry any more and said, take your time Mina.

Since I start reading this site I enjoy loo much more than before, my friends too.

Mina


Catherine

Perfect Poop Replies!

Thank you to everyone who replied. This is an awesome forum!

oldpoop: I've never succeeded in getting one to come out that slowly. Yet, I agree, the feeling of needing to go when its a solid poop is an amazing feeling!

Brandon T: The best way to describe its appearance was that of a large honey bun or cinnamon role! Definitely needed a photo!

Jessica: Thank you for the reply! Glad we share that in common!

I love a good soft, voluminous stool that comes out in one piece with so much pressure that my body takes over.

If anyone is familiar with the Bristol stool scale that rates the consistency of a bowel movement, mine are mostly 4's and 5's. On rare occasions I might have a 3 and those are treat.

Thanks for the replies...makes me want to post more often!

Love,

Catherine!


Stan
Hi Victoria

Really enjoyed your story

Could you tell us some more stories about the girls you've heard plopping at work


Jemma

MY POO...LIVE!

So my hubby & best mate Chlo r shopping at the mo & i am desperate for a poo.
i tell hubs & Chlo i am going to the loo.
they wait outside for me. It is a small area witg only 3 loos and a wash basin & dryer. 1 loo is taken i take the middle one.
So now i am in the cubicle pulling my black leggings down & pink thong.
i sit down & relax.
my plops fall out of my bum
5 initially all at once all falling with a loud plop so the other lady will be able to hear me. I then relax again & let out another 5 plops exactly like before. I pull off the loo roll to wipe my bum & i am wiping right now. Lots of poo i am pulling of another few pieces & wiping again. Very messy. I repeat & wipe again getting better now, & a final bunch to finish wiping. I flush, pull up my underwear & leggings & look at what i have left after flushing, a bunch of skidmarks everywhere, washing my hands & now returning to hubs & Chlo. BYEEE


Sunday, August 24, 2014


Catherine

Perfect Poop Replies!

Thank you to everyone who replied. This is an awesome forum!

oldpoop: I've never succeeded in getting one to come out that slowly. Yet, I agree, the feeling of needing to go when its a solid poop is an amazing feeling!

Brandon T: The best way to describe its appearance was that of a large honey bun or cinnamon role! Definitely needed a photo!

Jessica: Thank you for the reply! Glad we share that in common!

I love a good soft, voluminous stool that comes out in one piece with so much pressure that my body takes over.

If anyone is familiar with the Bristol stool scale that rates the consistency of a bowel movement, mine are mostly 4's and 5's. On rare occasions I might have a 3 and those are treat.

Thanks for the replies...makes me want to post more often!

Love,

Catherine!


Mina

To Victoria B.

To answer your questions: Yes, quite often you can choose in Japan between two different types toilet. Sit or squat. But when I was a little girl, toilets where you sit were much more rare than now. In my school they were all squat type. I didn't mind then. After I went to Wales I tried to use a sit down toilet for motions whenever I possible.

Our washlet washes both front and back and there are different buttons for front and back. And we can change strength of water. I like very strong jet of water for my bottom. Not so strong for front.

Sitting down toilet in Japan is sometimes very quiet and we can't hear plops of motions, though in my flat I hear them very well. In Wales the loo was very noisy and my host mother was very worried first time she hear about 12 big plop sounds while I was sitting on loo for very long time. I told her I do very big motions because I eat lot of vegetables, then she don't worry any more and said, take your time Mina.

Since I start reading this site I enjoy loo much more than before, my friends too.

Mina


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Too Sleepy great story it sounds like you had an interesting time with your sister.

To: Abby first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a good poop and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Tlana great story.

To: Jessica (AZ) it sounds like your stomach had a major cleanout luckily you made it to the toilet each time without no accidents and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Korean Girl great story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it in time and it sounds like your friend had a pretty great poop and I bet you both felt pretty good once you were finished and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Blondiemeja great story.

To: Jenny great story it sounds like you had a kinda rough day hopefully the diarrhea didn't last to long.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Catherine

Sammy's Survey

Sammy,

Thank you for the kind reply earlier...I'll try to respond to your survey :)

Where was the most awkward moment or place you've had to take a dump? I'm 33 now, but I had to have a bowel movement on my senior prom night in high school. I was gone a while, mainly because of the dress. Of course, I played sports in HS (tall, 6'1'' and big boned, and athletic/curvey vs. petite cheerleader types all together for prom night!) Of course, they just had to pee after dinner while I had to go. I go twice daily and it was just time for my evening poop. It was just a series of soft logs, but it got back to my date that's what I was doing. We did not go out again and it was sort of awkward the rest of the evening. However, 15 years later, it's no big loss!

Have you ever clogged the toilet at a friend/relative's house? What were the circumstances and the consequences? I wrote about one time on page 1817, when I was new to the forum! I would love to hear your feedback! Also, I wrote about one on page 1917 - at a guy's condo!

What is the size of the biggest load you've ever made at one time? Because I am regular, they are all very similar in size. Maybe the poop that I wrote about on page 1817. It was a lot! I wrote about my bowel habits on page 1811!

Do you feel comfortable crapping/peeing/farting in front of your GF/BF, wife/husband? Why or why not? I am still single and an only child! So, I have not had to share my bowels with anyone. In college I just went when I had to go, regardless of who was in the restroom. I prefer privacy though! My mom and I could always be open with each other if we needed to make a restroom stop. She was always supportive when I had bowel issues in my preteen years, which led to healthy habits that I maintain today.

Sammy, I hope that's helpful!

Love,

Catherine!


Saturday, August 23, 2014


Too sleepy

It all started like this.I was babysitting my 6 year old sister.And She said she had to use the bathroom.But i was Napping so i wasnt paying attention to whst she said.So i said Ok.She stood there.(i forgot she was scared to use the toilet) So she pulls down her panties. And goes to the toilet.I get up and follow her and i sit on the tub and then i was nodding back to sleep and she didnt take off her panties. She sat on the toilet and pushed.She pushed out some Farts then she bended over.And moaned.it was silent for awhile until she moaned in relief.she got up with poop in her panties.She lowered them.I saw her buttcrack. Then i woke up realizing so then minutes later she is naked with a bunch of poop in her butt.And im wiping her butt.Until she walks away and lets out a few Wet farts then a 6 sec long fart.Then she walked back over bent over and farted somemore.So i kept wiping her butt.She was cleaned And Done


abby

pooping with no stalls

Hay my name is abby im 7 im blonde skinny. Today I was at soccer practice and I needed to doody so I asked my girl coach and she said yes so i walked across the field and found the girls room I walked in and there were no dividers so I pulled down my pants and girls under wear and sat down. It startedcoming out hard pushing until my face was red it plopped in and then I wiped and left bye :)


Tlana

Toilet Training for School & A Survey

Me and my sister Sonya Sue (who've I've written about before) were at our city's largest mall yesterday getting some new clothes for school. Right after lunch in the food court and our Monster drinks, we both needed the bathroom. As soon as we rounded the wall into the nearest bathroom we saw it was pretty crowded. There was a mother directly in front of us in line with a little girl. As Sonya Sue and I overheard their conversation it was obvious what was happening--mom was "training" Riley to use the toilet on her own since she was starting kindergarten next week. Riley, of course, was scared with all the people in the room but both Sonya Sue and I thought it was a brilliant idea on the mom's part because the school bathrooms are crowded, they get messed up pretty fast, and at least in our school district, many of the stalls don't have privacy doors.

Riley's mom struck up a conversation with us as we waited. Sonya Sue expressed some pain with the poo she was holding so the mom gave us cuts in the line in front of her and she said it would also give Riley more privacy since they would be the last in the line.

While Riley and her mom were waiting for Sonya Sue to get off the stool (she had a couple of loud blasts of gas and we could see from how she reseated herself and was moving her legs and feet) that she was releasing a monster dump that was putting up quite a fight), I noticed Riley snickered several times and motioned for her mom to lean down so she could whisper some things into her ear.

So here's a survey about a really big topic this time of year. Hope you enjoy it!

1. Who, when and under what circumstances gave you the best advice on how to use a public restroom?

2. Specifically, what were you taught before beginning day care or kindergarten?

3. Do you remember any bathroom situations from your first year of school?

I'll start:

1. During first grade, Miss B, who was a really nice teacher, very young and always smiling, would take us to the bathroom at the same time each morning and afternoon. Then she would walk by each of us in the stall a couple of times. She looked in on me and noticed the toilet paper was out. I heard her go outside and then she knocked on the door with a brand new roll that she installed for me. I had finished my poo but was too shy to speak up for help. She saved me and my underwear. That helped me gain confidence.

2. Wiping and flushing was what my mom emphasized when we were out on public. Without doing those two things she told me I would stand out in a really bad way. Since I was small for my age (I'm only 3'5" now) she showed me how to use my hands to boost myself onto the toilet and when I used a larger toilet such as the state fair, she encouraged me to sit over the side and facing the toilet paper roll. That helped give me more confidence at first.

3) Yes, several of the girls had accidents. Some of them were two or three or four years older than me. They would think nothing of weeing at school, but try and hold their poo until they got home. The worst was Tori. She weed herself three or four times in class. She would get permission, go into the bathroom and sit, but she was unable to get her wee stream started. Then later at her desk there was a flood. So much so that there was a stain in the varnish on her desk seat. A girl who didn't like Tori much pointed that out to me and others. I wasn't surprised when Tori's parents transferred her to a private school the next year.


jessica (az)

stomach ache in the morning and school

I woke up this morning for school today and as I was getting dressed my stomach gurgle. I walked to the bathroom and pulled my pants down to my ankles and sat on the toilet. The poop just flowed out of me so easily. I sat there for 5 minutes and wiped, then proceeded to get ready again. Right before I before i was about to leave my stomach gurgled again and i walked to the bathroom and pulled my pants down to my ankles again this time sitting there for longer and having a smellier aftermath. Once I was done I headed to my car and headed to school. in between the drive my stomach gurgled again and I clenched my butt checks together. When I arrived, I headed straight for the girls bathroom and took the nearest stall. I pulled my pants down to ankles and I sat there and started pooping very loudly. I made sure I took my time to get everything out. As I was sitting my stomach gurgled one more time and I lifted myself up and blasted diarrhea into the bowl. I wiggled my toes in my flip-flops, got up wiped, and left the bathroom. After that I had no more stomach problems for the whole day.


korean girl

LOTS soft shit!!!

I have a new story. I was at the beach with my friends when suddenly my stomach started hurting. I told them I needed to go to the bathroom and one of them said she needed to go to. So we headed off to the bathroom. The bathroom only had four stalls and thankfully there was no line. I went into the first stall and my friend went into the second. I told her that I really needed to take a dump and she said she had to also. I noticed the toilet was one of those metal kind. I pulled my bikini bottom down and sat on the cold seat. I immediately started releasing a lot of thick mushy soft poo. It was out within a few seconds and did not make much noise. I decided to wait if there would be more as my friend was taking her dump. She made six plops. She started wiping and I pushed again to let out some hot liquid. I felt empty and looked. I had shit out a massive pile of mushy dark brown shit with liquid light brown shit running down it. I had shit so much it almost didn't flush even tho it was soft. My friend thought it would be funny if she did not flush and insisted that I look. I did and she had done six logs all one inch wide and around four inches long. It looked like we both really needed to go!!!


blondiemaja

A good poop

Have had the urge for about an hour or so now, was able to avoid going at work so when I got home I knew it was really time. I felt like today was a good day to go outside of my box so I laid on my back in front of our floor to ceiling mirror in our room and proceeded to lightly try to poop, well my body wa telling me I really had to go, I could see the poop pushing my bum open so I leaned back on my elbows with my legs open and let my body do all the work-out came some pebbles then a soild piece that was around 8 inches long, it was a good one.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Catherine great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Mina great story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it in time and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Trevor great story.

To: Blondiemaja great story about your outdoor poop it sounds like it was a pretty good one and I bet you felt pretty good and refreshed afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Redhead great set of stories it sounds like Karen had a pretty rough night and it sounds like you were pretty desperate and really had to poop a lot to and it sounds like yopu had a great poop to.

To: Victoria first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you and Samantha both had really good poops and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Jenny

teacher saw me poop once!

i have a slightly embarassing story. it has to do with my cute choir teacher I once had. i wont say her name but shes absolutely beautiful and i always had a little crush on her. (i'm a lesbian) i always wanted to see her on the toilet but one day a turn of events happened when she saw me on the toilet! it was the end of the school day and i had a bit of a stomach ache and really had to take a crap, most likely a loose one. after my last class finished i went to closest toilet i could find. it was the unisex one with only one toilet right next to the choir room. i sped in there and shut the door. that part of the school is usually pretty empty so i assumed people wouldnt be hearing me poop. i pulled my orange jean shorts and blue undies down around my ankles and sat on the toilet. i quickly started squirting out loose poop. then i farted softly. i was done for a bit but i knew there would more so i sat there with my hand on my chin. then, just as a little more started to squirt out the door opened! it was my choir teacher! she looked in a bit of a hurry then she looked up and jumped to see me sitting on the toilet taking a dump. "oh Jenny! i'm so sorry i didnt know anyone was in here!" i could tell she could smell my poop and she tried to hide her disgust at the stench. i just said "its okay!" she quickly turned around and left, shutting the door loudly. i was embarrassed that she would see me this way and also embarrassed for her. nothing left to do but finish my shit. so about five minutes later i wiped my butt and flushed. i left the bathroom after washing my hands and walked by my teacher. "sorry again Jenny" she said "usually nobody is in there so i dont knock. i'll be more careful next time." i just smiled at her shyly and said "its okay everyone goes to the bathroom!" she smiled and said "see you tomorrow Jenny." then she headed for the bathroom and went in. i decided to lean against the door and try to hear her. i heard a long pee stream and eventually a fart and two plops. then i went home.


Victoria B.

Notes and news

Hey!
So I see that there's another Victoria now. I'm the Victoria who has pooped along a running trail among other things. From now on I'll use my last initial to prevent any confusion! To describe myself, I'm tall (5'9" (I think that's about 175 cm)) with curly brown hair, fair skin, and bright brown eyes. I wear glasses and study literature in school. My father is an American of German and Dutch descent and my mum is English (Sheffield!) I'll have a new story in my next post about a stall, a broken lock, and an unwanted visitor, but for now I just wanted to reply and ask a question.

To Other Victoria: I know that feeling exactly. Going with others is a factor that complicates the home/public toilet debate for me. Bet you both had great dumps!

To Shannon: You poor thing! Hope sharing your accidents here has helped you feel better.

To Mina: Public restrooms in Japan seem pretty cool: you can alternate toilets depending on whether you want to sit or squat. The water spray and dryer on the sit-down models sounds neat too. Does it wash both your rear and front parts?

Now a question for everyone. I like squatting to go and I've been using a wooden footstool that I sit in front of my toilet at home to get my hips and bum into more of a squatting position but I'm thinking of upgrading to the Squatty Potty. Has anyone tried one out? It sounds like it might work better for my long legs and I like the idea of my toilet having its own dedicated piece of furniture. All recommendations will be appreciated!


blondiemaja

Outside Poop

So after yesterday's accidentally on purpose incident I decided to try something else new today...an outside poop, we have an acre of land and my husband uses the way back of our yard as a storage area for his landscaping materials so plenty of secluded areas. The urge struck as usual shortly after getting home from work, so armed with some toilet paper I walked up the back of our land and dropped my shorts behind the loam pile, I squatted down and with minimal effort had an extremely satisfying poop. I wiped myself threw the tp in the woods and left the poop at the base of the pile, definitely think that if weather conditions allow I will be pooping outside a lot more. No mess to clean up and since I was squatting the poop just came right out so a win win situation for me..


oldpoop

To Catherine: My perfect poop

Hello, Catherine! Like you, I most often go twice a day. I've been going to the toilet a lot of years (I'm over 70), so I've had a while to think about the perfect poop. My ideal bowel movement is thick, long, solid, slow but steady to emerge. I still remember one b.m. in particular: I had been at an all-day (including lunch), boring meeting held at a local motel, and by the end of it, I was ready to go home. I had started to feel pressure in my bowels, but not an immediate need; rather than use one of the motel toilets, I got in my car for the 20-minute drive home. Sometimes when driving I lose the sensation of needing to poop, but on that drive the pressure slowly intensified, almost to the extent of being painful. I could tell it was going to be a solid movement, not soft or diarrhea, but it needed to be soon! When I got home, I walked immediately to the bathroom, dropped my pants, and sat. In spite of my obvious immediate need, I still had to push to get it started; but then it moved slowly out, feeling thick and a bit lumpy as it went on and on, a single huge piece that felt incredibly satisfying. Finally it dropped, silently; it had been well down into the water while it was still emerging from my bottom, so no plop or splash. When I looked, I was amazed: the turd was at least an inch and a half thick, dark brown, somewhat lumpy and knobby for its whole visible length, and it stretched from well down in the hole to the front of the toilet, well up out of the water. I estimated the total length as over a foot and a half, maybe two feet. I still remember the feeling of vibrant emptiness in my rectum after that one left. My bottom required only one wipe, with nothing visible on the paper. I wish I had had the camera I now have; I would have taken a picture of that poop. As it was, with regret, I had to flush it away; but I still remember that experience of about fifteen years ago.


My Perfect Poop...What's Your Perfect Poo?

I'm sorry I've had nothing exciting to contribute lately! I've been super busy!

Today I had an awesome bowel movement. I had finished doing my hair and makeup when the urge hit. I let it build for a few minutes before I realized that I needed to get on the toilet in a hurry. When I sat down, the pressure built. I gave a slight push to get things moving. What happened next was a constant 2-inch thick log of semi-soft stool coming out effortlessly. It curled in the bowl, making a swirl. It made a strong but healthy poop smell. When I inspected the product, it was a cardboard brown colored snake, coiled on top of the hole in the toilet. I had to take a picture! Two wipes and I was clean.

That was the perfect part. It took three flushes to get it down!

I go twice a day, and I had not eaten more or less - just a normal poop on schedule that turned out to be pretty enjoyable.

Which brings me to the question - what is everyone's perfect trip to the bathroom?

Love,

Catherine!


Jessica

To Victoria

Victoria, I just wanted to thank you for this wonderful post. It looks like you and Samantha had a great relief! Anyway, keep posting!

Catherine, those are also my favorite poops. I like having to pass some gas, waiting for the right time to go, and then have this kind of perfect poop.


Sammy

Post Title (optional)My new story/survey/ comments.

Hi there everyone! Hope everyone is having a great summer and new adventures with pooping, farting, and pissing. This is my second time posting on this site and I have a new story to share as well as comments, questions and a survey for all you posters. First, my story. I was at a party the other day and had to take a dump. The party was at my girlfriend's parent's house. I was chatting and drinking wine with some friends when I suddenly needed to take a crap. I was afraid I would have diarrhea again like when I was on vacation last week. I excused myself and walked to the bathroom. I was farting the whole way there. They were really putrid smelling farts that I hoped no one would connect to me. I opened the door and closed and locked it and sat on the crapper. I didn't have diarrhea (thank God) but still I had a feeling this would be a long crapping session. I felt my first log coming out. It was a small turd about four inches long and half an inch thick. It landed in the water with no splash and sunk to the bottom. My second log was much bigger. It was about nine inches long and two inches thick. Obviously, I strained and pushed a lot more to get this log out. It hit the water with a splash and sunk to the bottom like the first. Then I felt a mega turd in my gut. I started pushing and pushing. This turd was at least a foot long and three inches wide. I didn't panic, I just would have to take my time. I kept pushing. It was a dry turd. It started coming out slowly but surely. I heard a knock on the door. It was my girlfriend!! Yikes, I thought. I can't let her know I'm crapping. The room was already beginning to reek of my shit. I hoped she wouldn't smell it. She asked if it was me in the bathroom. I said yes. I told her I'd be out soon. I pushed and a loud fart came out which I'm pretty sure she heard. I got back to the job of pushing this massive log out. It came out finally and I wiped. I pulled up my pants and went to the door to let my girlfriend in. She said she was concerned that I had taken so long to go to the bathroom. She understood that I was taking a dump. I lifted up the toilet lid to show her my load that came out of me. She was impressed. She said she makes loads even bigger sometimes. I flushed the toilet and it went down without clogging. She turned the fan on as she left the bathroom. The rest of the party was great. My girlfriend and I talked and laughed. I felt satisfied with my big dump.

-My Survey:

Where was the most awkward moment or place you've had to take a dump?

Have you ever clogged the toilet at a friend/relative's house? What were the circumstances and the consequences?

What is the size of the biggest load you've ever made at one time?

Do you feel comfortable crapping/peeing/farting in front of your GF/BF, wife/husband? Why or why not?

-Other comments/questions to other posters:

To Catherine, great story about that big poop you did earlier this month.

To Hillary, I think it's cool that you and your best friend have pooping contests. Congratulations on winning your last one. What was the longest time you ever went without pooping?

To Victoria(21 year old from NYC), Great stories about crapping in the bookstore and after your physics class earlier this year. I crap in store bathrooms all the time esp. in Wal-Mart. I hate it when I have to shit in the middle of class. It's such an annoyance.


Japanese Girl

Answering Peeing Questions

Hi, this is my first post here. I am a 14 year old Japanese girl, about 5' 3", and 105 lbs.

1. When you pee, does it come out in a trickle, stream, or spray? Usually a stream, but sometimes a spray if I have to go bad.

2. If so, how strong of a stream or spray? Very strong, like a firehose. Sometimes it sprays out of the toilet.

3. Have you ever peed squatting or standing? Both, many times.

4. If so, how far did your pee travel? Sometimes 5 or 6 feet.

5. Do you push your pee out or let gravity do the work? Push

6. Does your pee make a hissing or whistling sound when it comes out? Every time, sometimes I whistle, but I usually hiss pretty loud. Sometimes even a crackling sound.

7. If so, was it loudest as a child, preteen, teen, or adult? It's never really changed, always been loud.

8. Was your pee stream strongest as a child, preteen, teen, or adult? It's never really changed either. It's always been strong.






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