Christina is the name

Need a new job but worth it.

My best friend, Ashley, and I had worked at this local grocery store for several years. We're both 21 and our boss had been a complete donkey for most of the time.

So last night when Ashley and I was suppose to close up the store on our own, we decided to leave him a present. Ashley purposely haven't pooped since the night before and at that point she was quite urgent. We locked up the entrance from the inside and head towards to his office. She went to his desk and slid her panties off and hovered her butt over one of his drawers. She relaxed her bowels and this thick solid poop started to come. She seemed to enjoy this a lot because she was finally able to relive herself.

The poop kept getting longer and longer. As soon as she was finally finished, I handed her some tissues so she could wipe. But she still had to pee so she just sat on his chair and relaxed her bladder. A loud gusher sounded as she peed into the chair, which had soaked almost all the pee. She took the tissue and wiped after peeing, and we left as fast as we could.

We weren't scheduled to work today but lets just say we got a very loud voice message. The point is we will need a new job but it was worth it.

Thank you to Steven and Mr. Clogs to your nice responses about me quitting my job. I hope to find a new one soon, as Mr. Clogs said, it is tough without a job, especially with five kids to support.
I decided to share something that happened to me on Friday. It is different than my other stories so I though you guys would enjoy. As you know, I don't like poop stories but thought I would tell this one. Last week, I decided that since I didn't have a job at the moment I might as well do some things I was putting off. One of those things was getting an impacted tooth removed. With my girls starting school, it gave me some free time during the day to recover. I had the tooth pulled on Monday and was on both antibiotics and strong pain killers. This left me pretty constipated. I didn't really notice i hadn't pooped until wednesday, but wasn't too concerned. I am normally pretty regular and knew it was just a side effect of the meds. By Thursday morning I was pretty uncomfortable, so I took a laxative. This allowed me to squeeze out a couple pebbles that reeked of a medicinal smell and were very sticky and mud textured. I figured once I was off the meds I would poop normally again, so still wasn't that worried. By Friday morning I was extremely uncomfortable and gassy, but still could not go. I was trying apple juice and the laxatives and couldn't squeeze anything out. On Friday nights, my friends and I have a dart league. Despite that fact I was bloated, my mouth was feeling much better so I decided to go play. Right before the game started I got a cramp in my gut so headed to the restroom, but was only able to pee. I headed back out and the tournament started. I was starting to get more and more gassy and was farting a lot. I didn't want to pause the game to go to the bathroom and have nothing happen, so I ignored it. When it was my turn to throw, I approached the line and stood so I was leaning forward on one leg and my back leg was raised slightly. All of a sudden I felt another huge cramp and liquid poop started pouring out into my panties. I dropped my darts and ran into the bathroom, pooping the whole way there. I threw my pants off and sat down on the toilet and continued to poop. It was liquid mush pouring out and smelled worse than any other poop I have ever smelled. I continued for a really long time, and when I finished I wasn't sure what to do. My panties, butt, and the toilet were covered in poop. I cleaned up the best I could, sent a text to my friend on the team saying I needed to leave, and ran out of there to my car. I took a shower when I got home and had more liquid poop. It was very embarrassing and awful; much worse than a pee accident. I hope I never have another poop story to share.

Anonymous woman
I went to a mostly empty, remote beach alone for some relaxation away from my husband and family after the summer season ended last Fall. It was too cold to really swim, but still warm enough and sunny for a swimsuit, good book, and a bottle of wine. There was a restroom by the parking lot, but it was still a good 200-300 meters further down to the shoreline. Knowing the restroom was nearby, I was happy to drink the bottled water and wine I brought to my heart's content. As a couple hours passed, I felt the pressure in my bladder becoming uncomfortable, but it was a long walk back to the restroom and I was happy reading my book, so I put it off. Eventually, every time I moved my leg or shifted in my chair my bladder felt like a hard, painful melon in my pelvis between my pubic bone reaching nearly to my navel. I picked up my purse and headed up the sand dune to the restroom. Standing up I almost lost control and noted that I had to go even worse than I previously thought. I hobbled up to the restoom. The pain and urge were very strong. I walked behind the privacy wall up to the women's room door to find it locked a sign said that it was closed for the season. Panic went through my mind. What was I going to do - i was only minutes from a catastrophic pee? I considered peeing right there behind the privacy wall, but there was a large gap at the bottom visible to the parking lot. I grabbed my keys and headed to my minivan. I was praying for a trashbag or large cup or extra towel, or even some dirty laundry to semi-discreetly empty my bladder into as I opened the side door. Only a package of wipes in the front seat and nothing in the middle seat. By now, I was literally hunched over in pain. I looked into the back seat, at first only seeing some DVDs, but then I see my child's potty chair. It was the single piece plastic one that we took on trips for the hotel. It wasn't supposed to be in the van at that moment, but that didn't matter. I moved it to the floor by the middle seat, close the side door and positioned my self over the potty. I obviously wasn't able to lower my single piece suit, so I moved the crotch aside and proceeded to urinate into the little potty. The toilet wasn't designed for a full on woman pee. Urine splattered everywhere off of the front deflector, but most was going into the bottom. Normally I would say the little potty would have enough capacity for a normal adult pee, but this time it filled up and started to run onto the carpeting. I wasn't completely done, but was able to stop. After emptying, I was able to complete my pee filling it another 3/4 full and return to the beach.


Most Recent Poop/Surveys

First I'll answer the question for Mike: Normally 5-8 minutes.

Anyways, I haven't been able to poo for the past few days. I guess it's been my diet. Lots of fast food. Anyways, embarrassed of my family knowing that I was pooing I came up with the excuse that I "needed to shower". I turned on the shower to hide the noise and began dropping my load. I pushed a few times, nothing. 10 seconds later I felt what felt like a large log coming out of me. A few seconds later, I felt another. I looked in between my legs and was surprised at how there weren't any logs but instead a pile of multiple 3-4 poos. My dump was kind of stinky. Anyways, I wiped myself once and flushed. Followed by my flush I heard a knocking on my door. It was my brother. I told him he could come in. I quickly hopped in the shower as he opened the door. We only have one bathroom with a shower and I just happened to be using it. Anyways, he peed. I could've sworn I still smelled poo, but it was hard to tell with the shower. We had a little conversation, my brother and I. Right when he left my sister came in, also peed. It sounded like she tooted too. Father also came in to pee. With all of them I had a conversation with while I was in the shower. It wasn't as awkward as one might think.

There's been a "Pee Survey" that I've been interested in.

1. on average, how many times a day do you pee? I normally pee 3-7 times a day.

2. do you wake in the middle of the night to pee? Occasionally. Of course it's more morning for me as I'm normally just getting to bed at 5:00 AM.

3. Do you fart when you pee? Every once and a while. They're normally just smaller poots though.

4. Do you ever pee when you poop? I can't remember any time where I haven't. It's normally while the dump is coming out of my butthole.

5. Is your pee stream noisy when you pee? Yes.

6. How long does you stream last? It ranges depending on how long I drink. Normally over a minute.

8. What do you do when your desperate to pee? It depends on where I am. If I'm outside I'll find an area away from others and pee on the ground. If inside I'll find my way to a toilet somehow.

9. Are you oprn to others about peeing? Sometimes I'll announce that my bladder is full and/or that I have to pee...I talk about it on occasion.

10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee? I mean... I wouldn't show them my privates...But they could be in the room with me. If they stared I'd be creeped out...
Unknown Dumper's Survey:
1. How far do you pull down your pants and underwear? Normally down to my ankles.

2. Do you sometimes soak toilet paper before wiping? No. Never have. It requires getting up, which I think just makes your butt messier.

3. Did you run out of toilet paper while seated upon the toilet and had to get a new roll yourself? It's happened to me a few times.

4. Was there a time when you fell asleep on the toilet? Probably. None that I can remember though.

5. If you had a devoted and uderstanding boyfriend/girlfriend, would you let him/her wipe your bottom for you? I doubt anyone would want to deal with that mess.

6. Do you sometimes talk to people while on the toilet? I sometimes text my friends on the pot. I had a boyfriend once and we video-chatted while I was taking a dump.

7. Did you get walked in/barged in on while sitting on the loo? Once or twice by my family. Once at school.

8. When you were potty-trained, did somebody use to wipe your bottom for you? Spending ages 0-3 in China, I wouldn't remember as I was potty-trained there. No one I could ask about that as ties are severed there.

9. Did you get a picture or video taken of you on the toilet? Not that I know of.

10. What do you like to do while sitting on the toilet? Text, play Ipad games, tap a beat if I'm constipated out of boredom.
Diarreah survey:

1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes. Not any recallable moments though. I think I may've been checked out in Kindergarten for crapping my pants...That's the only thing I can think of.

2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? Yes. I normally am when having diarreah.

3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea? If I don't make it on time.

4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead? Yep. I've "Sharted" myself a few times.

5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday? I think I did one Halloween. Ruined that years trick-or-treating.

6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom? Aside from making lots of noise and stick...Not really.

7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated? Constipated.

8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom? If you're talking about with diarreah, I nearly fainted once on my way to the bathroom.

9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college? Yep.

10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yep.

11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? I don't have a partner :(

12. What normally gives you diarrhea? Bad Tex-Mex and Chinese.

13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? Never taken Imodium.

14. Does having a runny stomach upset you? Yes.

15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble? My mother. I used to have a boyfriend I would've been comfortable telling.

16. Have you ever take too many laxatives? Never taken laxitives.

17. Have you ever had diarreah on a plane? Only plane I've taken was China to the US, and I can't remember that.

18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? Yes.

19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? It depends.

20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? Yes. I fart a lot whenever I don't have the squirts, so it's twice as bad when I do.

1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain) It's normally watery.

2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more? Constipation.

3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea? Yes. I'll normally try to hold it until nighttime though.

4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom? Yep.

5) Have you had diarrhea today? No.

6)How do you wipe when you get Diarrhea? I wipe a lot. I normally wad it instead of my regular folding though.

7)Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea? I normally hold my butt when ill with diarrhea.

8)While having diarrhea what do you do? Text. Play Ipad games.

9) What do you do when you have diarrhea in a public restroom? Same thing as I do when I have to drop a regular poop in a public restroom. Just poop as I would anywhere else.

10)When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done? I have.

11)On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? 8-10 like the rest of my poos probably would.

12)Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet? I've never clogged a toilet in my life.

13)What foods cause you to get diarrhea? Tex Mex, Chinese, and Hibachi.

14) In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done? Huh...I admit I have done this before.

15) On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea? 5-7. Just like a regular poop except gassier.

16)Do you enjoy diarrhea? No.

17) How often do you get diarrhea? Not often enough.

I really like this site. I enjoyed the surveys. Sorry if I took up too much pagespace. You'll hear from me soon :)


Another survey and story

Hi again. I saw another survey I want to answer, then I'll post a story.

"1. How far do you pull down your pants and underwear? Knees or ankles?"

I pull down all the way to my ankles.

"2. Do you sometimes soak toilet paper before wiping? It makes cleaning your bottom easier."

No, but if I do a really messy poop, I just take a shower after finishing.

"3. Did you run out of toilet paper while seated upon the toilet and had to get a new roll yourself?"

Yeah, sometimes. It's especially bad when you're at someone else's house and run out of paper.

"4. Was there a time when you fell asleep on the toilet?"


"5. If you had a devoted and uderstanding boyfriend/girlfriend, would you let him/her wipe your bottom for you?"

Umm.. maybe. I'd have to think about it.

"6. Do you sometimes talk to people while on the toilet?"

Only if it's someone I already know. I'd never talk to a stranger in the bathroom.

"7. Did you get walked in/barged in on while sitting on the loo?"

I'm sure it's happened before, but I have no real good memories of it happening.

"8. When you were potty-trained, did somebody use to wipe your bottom for you?"

Most likely my mom, though I don't remember for sure.

"9. Did you get a picture or video taken of you on the toilet?"

No, I don't think so.

"10. What do you like to do while sitting on the toilet?"

Nothing usually. I just focus on having a good poop and emptying myself out.

My story is about yesterday. I took a big dump and it came in two sessions. I was at the library when I first felt the urge. I was waiting to check out at that point, so I finished and headed to the bathroom before leaving. The bathroom had two stalls, one handicap and one regular. The regular one was taken when I got there. The handicap one was open, but I wanted to keep it available for someone who actually needed it, and it didn't have to go too bad at that point.

Five or ten minutes passed and I was really thinking about using the handicap stall, but finally a girl about my age came out. She seemed quite embarrassed and left the bathroom quickly, without even washing her hands. Eww! Anyway, I went in the stall and sat down. I peed and started pushing out a thick long sausage. When it broke off, there was another one almost right after, and a third one after that. Then I felt empty. I needed to wipe only two times. I looked in the toilet when I was done and admired my creations. Three big logs, each one probably an inch and a half around and maybe ten inches long. I flushed them away and washed my hands, heading home feeling much better.

But then like forty-five minutes after I got home, I felt the signals telling me I had to poop again. I went to the bathroom and got in position. It took a while before I started pooping. Once I did though, I was pushing out tons of small poops. I lost count of how many there were. When it was all over, I wiped and looked in the toilet again. I saw a mushy pile nearly reaching the water line in the toilet. I must have really had to go bad. It looked like a lot of poop, but it all flushed down just fine.

Alright, that's my story. Hope you enjoyed. Bye everyone.

When I was younger I would go on a Christian summer camp every year. One evening me and some of my friends were playing this game where the loser had to do a dare, my dare was to eat twelve senokot laxative tablets (about six times the recommended doese) that somebody had brought to camp with them. I had never taken a laxative before and the thought scared me a little and felt slightly disgusting however being too shy to say no I ate them along with several glasses of water. When I went to bed my stomach felt slightly wierd however when I woke up the next day I felt fine. I tried to do a poo and only a tiny one came out so I assumed that the laxtives hadn't been as bad as I thought they would be. A few hours later we were doing our morning Bible study and I felt the need to poo. I was embarrased and held on however was really struggling to join in with eh Bible study I needed the toilet so badly. Throughout the prayers at the end I was clenching my bottom cheeks together and as soon as it finished rushed to the toilet. I sat down and poo just uncontollably came out of my bottom. When I though it had finished some more came out. Bizarly I enjoyed the sensation in a wierd way. I then wiped my bottom and it was all watery and smelt odd. I needed to go a couple of times later that day and felt really embarrased, particularly as my friends knew that I'd taken the laxative dare the night before. Taking laxatives wasn't as bad as I thought it would be however I came very close to pooing myself and have never repeated it.

Desperate to Poop- Sounds like you had a good wee and poo in your last story!

???- Sounds like a big poo! I know how you feel about asking to use the toilet in class- when I was at school my teachers would do the same thing often, asking 'is it an emergency?' Saying yes was the only way to be allowed to go but like you I didn't want to because it was embarrassing so I would usually hold on until breaktime or lunch, or if I couldn't I would go between classes but like you that meant I was sometimes late to class because the girls toilets were always busy then, and if I was having a poo it would take me quite a few minutes to go. But, if you're desperate, you don't have much choice! I did ask to go a few times and answer yes to the embarrassing questions, but only when it really was an emergency!

Anatomy student

Ex Girlfriend Stories

My ex just recently had a birthday. After dating someone for 4 1/2 years, you get to know a LOT about them. I learned she had a bathroom problem. She pretty much stayed constipated. Her schedule was usually to go every other day, but sometimes she would not be able to go or would hold it for too long.
One time, she held it for a full week while at the beach with friends. She never pooped in public unless it was an absolute emergency. She told me when she got off the bus, she had to poop. Keep in mind she is up to 1 or 2 days without a bm. They eat a buffet almost every night. When she gets home, 9 days of poop is in her rectum. She runs to the toilet and tries to go, but it was too hard fat to exit by now. Her mom got her some glycerin enemas and she took one. That lubed it up enough that the 4" thick monster was able to slowly slide out. Then there was another problem. It was too fat and long to flush. Her dad ended up in there with a plastic knife breaking it up into several pieces. When it finally flushed, the toilet clogged.
Another time, she had gone about 3 or 4 days and told me she just wanted to poop. I gave her some of my laxatives and told her to take them at night and stay home the next morning until she went. Being a stubborn redhead, she ignored me and came to school the next day. We were seniors and had early release, so we would just chill at school until class started. We were walking down the hall and she suddenly grabbed her stomach and said "uh oh!."
We walked out to my truck and I drove her home. she was pale and kept squirming. She immediately ran to her bathroom and i heard her moaning and she came out and said she needed a belt because her pants didn't fit anymore.

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Jem as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and I bet you felt pretty good once you were done and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Dseperate To Poop as always another great story.

To: Tim great stories.

Yesterday I pooped 5 or 6 times it was soft but not to soft im guesing I was just full of crap my first one was 1 1/2 long soft log that curved as if it was gonna be 2.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

Hey just wanted to say thanks to whoever posted the "Celebrating over seventeen years of stories" post. I'm new to this site and have always enjoyed hearing pooping stories(especially stories about girls pooping). I've realized that there are a lot of posts on this site, so it's nice to have a starting point to read some good stories. Thanks again!


Wii Pee

Hi. My name is Shelly. I'm 17 and come from a normal family. I'm about to be a Senior in high school next week. My family just got a Wii from a cousin who got something newer so we've been spending a lot of time playing on it lately. Today I had the house to myself for most of the day and so I was playing Super Mario Wii. I was just lounging around in some sweats and a tshirt, sitting on the living room floor, playing Mario for hours. I was so caught up in beating new levels that I didn't realize how long I had been playing until I suddenly realized that I had to pee REALLY BAD!

I looked at the clock and saw that I had been playing for like three hours without moving. (No wonder my neck hurt!) But I told myself I would take a break after I beat this castle I was on. I shifted and sat on my heel to help hold it, but I was really desperate.

I kept playing and making it to one hard spot in the castle and kept dying and starting over. Over and over I did this, my need to pee getting worse and worse, but I was determined not to let the video game win! So I kept playing and kept holding, getting harder and harder to hold it. My teeth were floating, my legs were shaking. I finally made it past the spot I had been dying on and got so excited I yelled and sort of jumped a little and when I did I must of shifted off of my heel a little as I suddenly felt a small spurt of pee escape into my panties. I yelped and sat back down on my heel again, pressing the damp fabric into my crotch where I could feel the small damp area, and kept playing. My whole body was shaking a little and I knew I couldn't hold it much longer but I didn't want to stop I was so focused on winning the level.

I made it to the end of the level to the boss and got excited again and lost another spurt of pee, bigger that time, before I regained control. It caused me to die and I had to start back again and I cursed and shoved the controller into my crotch but that made it hard to play and I shifted and bouned my legs and pressed my damp crotch against my heel as hard as I could but a minute later I had a bladder spasm and felt my heel get more damp as another spurt of pee escaped. I was almost crying I had to pee soooooo bad but I was so close to winning the level. I had two hits on Bowser and only needed one more. I was so close! I felt more pee start to come out, but not just a spurt, it was a full flow, hissing loudly into my panties and sweats against my heel, spreading across my crotch and butt. "No! No! No!" I said as I tried to stop the flow. I hit Bowser for the third time to beat the level just then and threw my arms into the air in triumph, shifted my leg out from under me, and let nature take its course. The relief was unbelievable! I totally soaked my sweats and the carpet for at least a minute. I've never peed so much in my life, I just couldn't believe that I did it in my pants at 17 years old!

I paused the game and grabbed some towels and carpet cleaner and after cleaning up my mess I went and took a shower to clean myself before going back to have lunch and play more Mario. By the time my mom got home the wet spot had dried, I had washed my soaked panties and sweats and dried them, and nobody had a clue that I had wet myself like a little girl because of a video game!


Shannon E.

First Post! (Responding to Tim's Survey)

Hey everyone! Im a first time poster, long time lurker (act like you haven't seen this opening before >,>) who has decided to finally post something on here. I'm 17 years old (starting my junior year this week) and live in Michigan. I am a high school student, but I haven't played any sports since 8th grade. I still have a fit body, though. I'm probably about 5'9'', and weigh somewhere around 120 pounds, but I'm not totally sure because I'm not concerned about a number, as long as I look and feel healthy :). Of course, feeling healthy goes nearly hand in hand with pooping, which is something that I love doing more than anything else. That being said, sometimes... I don't make it to the toilet. More than sometimes, in fact; it seems like I end up pooping in my pants moreso than in the toilet (even though it probably isn't true, it still feels that way.). But, I guess you could say that I don't really mind it; in fact, I actually enjoy the feeling of pooping in my pants. It's nothing sexual, I just love the feeling and how 'unnatural' it seems. It's just riveting! Anyways, I found inspiration to post by seeing Tim's survey on women having accidents. So, i decided to fill it out for you all!

1 how old were you when you last had and accident:

I was 17, just 3 days ago.

2 was it pee or poop:


3 did you get caught:

Gladly, no. After the amount of accidents I've had, you learn how to hide it.

4 how many times have you had accidents:

Oh geez, more than I can count. Probably 20 or more completely unintentional accidents, and that's only since the last year - 18 months!

5. Why did you last have an accident:

I was caught up in traffic a few days ago on the way back from the store, when I lost control (of a load I had been holding in preparation to go in my pants, conveniently enough!) and pooped my jeans.

6 what is your most embarrassing accident:

When I was 14, I was playing in a soccer game when I felt a huge need to shit. I managed to hold it until the end of the game, but I lost control and pooped my pants in the locker room. Luckily, no one saw my accident; what made it embarassing for me was that I realized that I enjoyed something this 'foul' and 'childish'.

7 have you ever had an accident in school:

Yes I have, but never during a class.

So, there it is! My first post. Expect more in the future :)

Lanky white kid
So, I work as a janitor at this company. the other day, I was cleaning the ladies room and the door blew open and a woman I recognized rushed in. Her name was Jackie. she is 40 years old, black, kind of heavy but still nice looking. She saw me mopping the floor and said, don't mind me baby. Just keep doin what you doin. Then she ran into one of the stalls. I smiled because I knew she had to take a big poop and was desperate. I love it when females are desperate. So I continued mopping and heard miss Jackie pull down her pants and sit on the bowl. as soon as she did, I heard a fart that sounded like a trumpet blast. It was loud. Then I heard laughing from inside the stall. I couldn't tell if Jackie was laughing cause she was embarrassed that shed farted in front of me, or if she just found it funny. After the fart, I heart a continuous flow of what sounded like a load of mushy poop. It splooshed and splooshed into the bowl. When it stopped, I heard Jackie ripping off tp. and crumbling it up to wipe. Then I heard the toilet flush and she came out of the stall. she looked really relieved. She said to me that she was sorry to do that right in front of me, but if she waited any longer, I would have been cleaning her shit off the floor! She just couldn't hold it. Then she told me I might want to open a window to air the place out. We both laughed, then she washed her hands and left. After she left, I went into the stall she was in, to check out the scene of the crime. I love to inspect the toilet after a lady poops. I want to see if maybe theres a turd that didn't flush all the way or if she left a big smell. In the stall, the smell was average and there were no turds left behind. However, what surprised me, was the amount of toilet paper Jackie had used. I remember putting almost a full role in their and now it was much smaller. I guess being that she is a larger woman and has the nice,big booty that many African American ladies have, she can poop bigger than the average woman and uses quite a bit more paper to get clean. This was a good experience, having a woman shit within ten feet from me!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013



1. How far do you pull down your pants and underwear? Knees or ankles?
Nowadays all the way down. I had a few years when I lowered them just enough to uncover my bottom, but then when sharing a house with other guys at university, there was only one bathroom - with one toilet, one wash basin and one shower. Because of the time factor, we couldn't be 'proud', and we saw each other doing these different functions - sometimes 2 of us going in the show together, though only one bottom on the toilet at once. They passed remarks on my keeping my trousers and pants up, whereas they dropped them to their ankles. I realised that they only had to go once a day, whereas I would go more than once. Perhaps keeping my trousers up restricted my muscle movement. If I am sitting on a public toilet without a lock on the door, and I have an erection, I try to cover my penis and my balls with the front of my shirt.

2. Do you sometimes soak toilet paper before wiping? It makes cleaning your bottom easier. No, but I keep a packet of wet wipes handy, if I am not able to step into the shower.

3. Did you run out of toilet paper while seated upon the toilet and had to get a new roll yourself? When we were students in that house sometimes we would shout to one of the other guys to bring a roll up from the kitchen cupboard. (Now I always carry some in my car or my rucksack, if I am not at home.)

4. Was there a time when you fell asleep on the toilet? No

5. If you had a devoted and understanding boyfriend/girlfriend, would you let him/her wipe your bottom for you? No. When I had a fall as a young teenager, and had to have my wiping hand bandaged up, my younger brother wiped my bottom. He said 'You wiped mine every day when I was little.' Then we both decided that we would practise being ambidextrous in wiping.

6. Do you sometimes talk to people while on the toilet? Not really now, though when students we did, and my little brother and I did.

7. Did you get walked in/barged in on while sitting on the loo?

Quite often this has happened in public toilets, when there's no lock on the door. It's OK if the door is reachable from the toilet, but if it's some distance away, you can't do much about it.*

8. When you were potty-trained, did somebody use to wipe your bottom for you? They used to wipe it at first, of course, but then they put the paper into my hand and guided it to my bottom. That's also how I taught my younger brother.

9. Did you get a picture or video taken of you on the toilet? No

10. What do you like to do while sitting on the toilet? I just like to enjoy the action.

* I'll write in a separate post on the 2 occasions when females barged in on me when I was enthroned.


Major poop session

I'm not sure whether this is written by Mr Cloggs, who signed himself after a brief comment.

8 days without 'going' would worry me. I very occasionally miss a day, but seem to do a double dose the next day.

It might be a good idea to weigh yourself BEFORE and then AFTER.

This morning - when I woke up, I filled the kettle and switched it on, to make myself a cup of coffee. Then I switched on my computer to check emails and then went into the bathroom for my overnight pee. I always sit for that. It's easy just to drop my pyjama bottoms (a) in case there are any wet farts which might soil them, and (b) because I don't have full control of the direction of the stream at that time of the morning.

This morning there was already a stirring in my nether regions, and I sat and waited. There was an enjoyable succession of plops - it gave me a good sense of well-being.

I don't leave a smell, I think because I have am regular.

I think the easy with which I poop means that I have to use more toilet paper. In fact, if I were to time it, I would find that my wiping time is longer than my plopping time.

I would rather have diarrhoea than constipation.

I'll submit in a later posting of an occasion when someone saw me on a public toilet when I would have preferred that they hadn't seen me.


More replies - Annie & Yvonne

Annie. I hope your bowels soon regularise and you're able to get back to some sort of comfortable routine before long. As others have suggested I think the best thing is plenty of fresh fruit and veg and also plenty to drink. Pharmacuetical laxatives have their place but I think they should only be used as a last resort as they tend to disrupt the normal working of the bowel.

Yvonne. I enjoyed reading about your latest buddy toilet experience with Beryl in Taunton. It sounded as though you both really needed to go pretty badly. The place must have stunk though given that the woman preceded you in that stall was pooing for England! I felt sorry for the lady who had to dash off though holding her bum and saying she couldn't wait. Hopefully she found a solution to her predicament, even if it was an unorthodox one, which didn't involve messing herself.

Steven A

Tyler's Survey

Hey Tyler, My survey comment didn't go through so I'll re-post it.

(1) Does your family like to take long car trips? When you guys do that.....are you like me.....where you get off your schedule and get constipated? Sometimes we like to go on long car trips and we do go sometimes, but we never get off schedule because we always take rest stops to use the bathroom.

(2) Assuming that you do go on long car your parents ask or check somehow to make sure that all the kids are pooping? How do they do that? They ask us if we have to go to the bathroom and if we say Yes, then we stop to use the bathroom at a rest stop.

(3) At the motel....does mom make sure that each kid sits on the toilet before leaving in the morning? Or; does she at least ask everyone if they've been pooping? We normally would go before we leave the hotel/motel.

(4) Have you; as an older teen .....had to go to mom or dad and "confess" that you haven't been able to go to the bathroom? Is that embarrassing for you? Yes, I have told them before but it's not that embarrassing because they know how to help me get regular again.

(5) As the older it ever your responsibility to see to it that your younger siblings are successful in the bathroom? No, I'm not concerned about my brothers bowel habits.

(6) Have you ever had a friend along (someone Else's kid) when that kid got constipated and had to go to your parents for help? No, but I would tell my friend to ask his/her's parents for help.

(7) Have you ever traveled along with another family on a long trip....where you got stopped up and had to go to your friend's mom or dad...and explain that you couldn't go and needed help? No, but that would be more embarrassing to tell them because their not my real parents.

To Lauren: I hope you can get a new job that allows you to go to the bathroom when you have to. No one deserves to get treated like that, ever.


For Bill F

Survey Answers

1.One Week

2. 12 hours

3. 45 minutes

4. When I was 4 or 5 When we was on vacation at the smokey mountains in Gatlinburg TN I peed on a side walk.

5. If my Brother was in the bathroom taking a shower I would get a bucket and put News papers on the bottom and get a few paper towels and go in the garage and then dump it in the woods behind my house.

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