For Steven A

Hey Steven....I saw your post below where you say that you answered my questions using the name Steven but without the "A". Do you mean the questions about long distance car trips? I can't find your response.....but I'll look again. Maybe you mean an older questionaire which would be several pages back by now?

Here's your questions....with my answers:

1) Have you ever seen someone in public have an accident?
Only little kids in grade school. Pee (lots of times) poop only once.
2) Do you get impatient when you have to wait in lines to use the bathroom in public? How do you deal with it?
I don't seem to have that problem very often....I avoid crowds in general.

3) When you sick with a stomach flu or with other stomach related sicknesses, do you trust a fart?! Farts are different from poops in that you can't take back a fart (along with what comes out along with the air....) Poop you can push a little....and generally be able to suck it back up.

4) What types of foods make you sick?
Unless you count improperly stored food (spoiled) I can't think of any.

5) What's the longest you've been constipated?
Well....lets define constipation. My definition is not pooping at all. I think I've gone at least two weeks like that.....and that was when I already had a lot inside of me to begin with. Up to age 12-13 or so.....I was almost always constipated if we use the definition saying "infrequent/hard". I hardly ever had soft poop as a was always hard...and hard to get out...



Diarrhea survey

Diarrhea Survey

1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes! A few times have gotten explosive diarrhea soon as I was done eating.

2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?

3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Not unless it's really bad.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?

5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?

6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom? No.

7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
Diarrhea...i'm usually constipated, so anything is better then that.

8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Usually have a belly ache or feel a little sick.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
Yes quite a few times.

10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yes.

11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? Yes, good thing we have a 2 bathroom house!

12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Food, stomach virus, food poisoning, medication

13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? Let it flow, unless I"ve gotta go to work then I take Immodium.

14. Does having a runny stomach upset you?
not not at all

15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble? hUsband

16. Have you ever take too many laxatives? Yes, accidentally took too many when I was badly constipated. Ended up with horrible diarrhea.

17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? No

18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? No

19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop?Yes, usually.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? omg yes!!!

1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Usually watery or mushy, sometimes chunky.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more?
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
usually yes, especially if it's upset from food.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom? Yes.
5) Have you had diarrhea today?

How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
lots of extra TP
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
yes, i usually have cramps when I have the runs

While having diarrhea what do you do?
Usually surf the internet, or read or play games on my phone/comp. Sometimes if im really sick, i just hold my belly and moan.

What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?

On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? 6-8

Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?

What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Depends, if i eat german food or too much fruit like cherries or peaches or overly spicy food or sometimes even from bbq food. If it gives me a stomach ache it usually gives me diarrhea.

In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
8 or 9
Do you enjoy diarrhea?

How often do you get diarrhea?
once a month usually


desperate poo had at end of school then again in public loos

Hey. So for my second story, this happened when I was at school aged about 14,
I had been desperate for a poo since after lunch and after school me n my mate were going to town. Thought I could hold it till I got home around 6pm that evening, but no,
I didnt feel right anyway so at 330 end of school I was nearly pooping myself told my friend I'd meet her at the school gates I needed the loo. Though she insisted on coming with me.
Went to the loo sat down and straight away I let out 3 plops followed by a fart, then had a wee too & finally let out another five plops on top of that. I felt better so off we went totown. 10 minutes later roughly, I felt my stomach gurgle & knew this
Wasn't a good sign. Yep I needed another big poo. Just going for a wee I said to my mate chloe as I made my way to the public loos. There were 5 older girls in there smoking (it wasn't a very nice place to go but I had a ???? ache. Tried to be really quiet this time so they wouldn't hear and laugh. Should've put loo paper around to prevent noise because as soon as I sat down it was plop plop plop plop plop really loud I had another wee as well then continued my massive loud poo, I let out one after the other within about 20 seconds I must've had 15 plops on top of the original ones before I wee'd. Urgh it stinks in here I heard from the gang of girls, red faced I flushed, left tons of skid marks, washed my hands whilst the girls were in hysterics and I was left mortified at how desperate how loud and how much poo I'd done, the girls thought it was hilarious, I just wanted to forget about it! Well that was my story :)


Response to Tyler


Huh. I never thought about it like that; maybe my parents did tell him. It was one of those small travel-sized containers of it, though, maybe he had constipation issues and brought it for himself, I don't know. But it's definitely possible that my parents told him -_-

And I poop pretty regularly now, although it tends to be pretty big. My constipation was usually not a result of not getting urges, because often I would get an urge every day, it would just be too big and hard to pass. But lately I've been going normally, just for me, "normal" usually means big, or big at first and then soft and normal afterwards. Although a week ago I didn't have an urge for a couple days, but that was because I hadn't been eating very well…

When I was younger, though, it seemed like I often wouldn't get urges and I'd have to try first (I also used to hold it in sometimes); that doesn't seem to be the case anymore and the last couple of years, whenever I'd constipated, I'd still get urges, I just couldn't go.

1. on average, how many times a day do you pee?
4 or 5
2. do you wake in the middle of the night to pee?
if I have been drinking a lot before I go to bed then I may get up for a pee in the middle of the night
3. do you fart when you pee?
every time, I push out my last little bit of pee and a light fart comes out after.
4. do you pee when you poop? if so, is it before, during, or after poop comes out?
before and during.
5. is your pee stream loud when you pee?
no not really it makes a slightly hollow sound as it hits the front of the bowl
6. how long does your stream usually last?
10 seconds roughly
7. ladies, do you wipe after you pee?
always thoroughly
8. what do you do when you're desperate to pee?
try to find a toilet to do it in or if I cant find one then I will go in a private spot outdoors.
9. are you open to others about peeing( example - telling a friend you have to pee)
yes I tell my friends most things, if I need a poo, pee or have just farted
10. would you let others watch you pee?
yes my friends have seen me pee on the toilet lots of times.

Secret pooper

Answers to Unknown Dumper's survey

Hi everyone, I'm new to this site and I absolutely LOVE IT! I can't tell you how much I love the poo stories they're all BRILLIANT keep 'em up please.

Anyway for my first activity on here I came across a survey from Unknown Dumper that I'm going to answer before I go to bed because I'm pretty tired now.

1. How far do you pull down your pants and underwear? Knees or ankles?
Down to my thighs/knees but NO further down.
2. Do you sometimes soak toilet paper before wiping? It makes cleaning your bottom easier. No, I've never done that. Can't see the point in that, as that's what wet wipes are for.
3. Did you run out of toilet paper while seated upon the toilet and had to get a new roll yourself? Yes but only on a very few occasions. I always make sure when I enter a bathroom to go for a poo that there is ample supply of loo roll.
4. Was there a time when you fell asleep on the toilet? Never.
5. If you had a devoted and uderstanding boyfriend/girlfriend, would you let him/her wipe your bottom for you? Maybe.
6. Do you sometimes talk to people while on the toilet? Oh yeah, about a month ago I was with a female friend and I really had a bad stomachache that day that needed me to take my time on the loo to have a really good poo and I gave her a near running commentary of my poo I was having. She didn't mind me talking to her while I was plopping, farting and grunting in between.
7. Did you get walked in/barged in on while sitting on the loo? Yep, a few years ago when I was in the loo at the mall, the lock was kind of busted but I needed a poo so bad I risked it. Anyway while I was on the loo with my shorts down to my knees a lady walks in with her baby wanting to change its nappy. I was really having a noisy, rather smelly poo at the time and she said sorry before closing the door and letting me get on with having a poo.
8. When you were potty-trained, did somebody use to wipe your bottom for you? Yep my mum.
9. Did you get a picture or video taken of you on the toilet? When I was a little kid oh god yeah.
10. What do you like to do while sitting on the toilet? Reading, texting and just basically having a lovely, satisfying poo.

Goodnight all x

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Bill F as always another great story about the treehouse it sounds like Beth really had to pee and then had a really great poop I bet she felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: ??? great story about your most desperate poop it sounds like you really had to go and it was good you teacher understood and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Charlotte as always another great story it sounds like you were beyond desperate and just made it and it sounds like you had a good cleanout to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Yvonne as always another great story it sounds like had a good buddy dump/pee even if it was unplanned and I always look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Meagan as always another great story.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


just a question

Mainly directed to the ladies: how long does it normally take for you to take a dump?


long time poster and lurker

I have really been enjoying Anonymous College Guys posts and wanted him to know!

I am one of the constipated bunch that included Carlos and a few others. I have IBS C and dump about once a week--always in a public restroom.

Anatomy student

Hey Little Mandi

I read your last post. Fiber supplements do take a few days to adjust to. The extra gas is from the intestinal bacteria breaking down fiber. As far as your stomach, ice cream is slightly basic, which helps neutralize stomach acid. It usually helps my stomach too.

Celebrating over seventeen years of stories here

I stumbled across this site in about 2003, and I have spent a happy ten years occasionally reading ever since. One thing I've been meaning to do for a long time is write a review and reflection of my favourite authors and pages on the site, so here it is, complete with names and page numbers.
There are some stories that I know exist on here but I have lost. I'm going to try and describe two of them, and hope that someone on here knows where they are and can tell me the page numbers in a future post!
Firstly, a story by Muggs about a female friend having a lot of smelly diarrhoea, as she's running to the toilet she farts, Muggs says 'doesn't sound too good' and she replies 'doesn't smell too good either'.
Secondly - one by RJOGGER (who sadly died a few years ago) about how, as a child, him and a friend saw his sister's friend have a poo in a gap in the bathroom ceiling.
Here comes my list of what I think are some of the best stories. I'd quite like to see responses to this post with other people talking about their favourite posts over the years.
The best two entries I have ever found here were written by Gretel in 2001. The first on page 665 describes an enormous smelly dump in a busy office toilet, where she is joined by a similarly stinky neighbour. The second, on page 681, concerns the attractive thirty-something Gretel interrupting a date to befoul the guy's toilet. They're described at length, in great detail with well-written prose - Gretel is a genuinely talented writer. I have read these two posts over and over again. I have searched for other posts by her - she alludes to a future story about her friend Marcia, I seem to remember I found an unfinished story a few pages on but nothing else. If anyone has seen any other posts by Gretel, please let me know the numbers. And if by some improbability Gretel is reading this post twelve years on, please write something else!
In terms of quantity and quality, I think many would agree that the best contributor of all time to this site is Carmalita. Endless stories with details of poo sessions by herself and a varied array of friends and housemates, all of whom seem very open about their toilet habits. She's fully aware of how much many people must enjoy reading her stories. Her very best story is on 719, about how as a teenager she knew that her cousin's male friend was spying on her in the toilet, and decided to put on a smelly show for him. There's two more of her stories are on page 513. A post-Xmas poo on 792, two about being watched by Renee on 521 and 532, a simple one on her own on page 1022. Another highlight of Carmalita's posts is the description of the bathroom at a Latina dance where there's no doors on the stalls - page 673.
Gruntly Bogwell is another name from a fine period in the board's history from around 2000 to 2005. He has posted a lot of unashamed stories about spying on women on the toilet, some of them pretty questionable from a legal and perhaps moral perspective! The best is a tense story on 1413 about almost getting caught watching a Spanish girl on her own in the ladies' - it sounds like it was worth it.
There are two posts I really like that I've come across by Lizzy (college gal). They are simple posts describing her having private, but very smelly, dumps at home after being quite desperate. One is on 506, the other 653.
Jennifer G is one of the best posters who has arrived in the last couple of years. Her first post at 2064 describes being desperate for a large smelly dump at school. There's another on page 2072 about holding a poo in all day and relieving herself in front of her sister.
If you liked Gretel's story, you might like Samantha's on 1704, about a spectacular chemical-induced poo in a public story. The style is similar. Not seen anything else by her.
Good recent story from Dave on page 2215 about luckily witnessing the aftermath of a girl's dump in the library.
I really liked Meghan's story from page 2026 about her friend Cathryn doing an incredibly foul-smelling dump, which was capable of stinking out a large all-purpose bathroom. I've never witnessed anything quite like that unfortunately. There is another similar story about Cathryn on page 2061.
The earliest story that I like on here is on page 120 by Jeff A, written all the way back in 1998. It's an intensely described tale about walking in on an attractive female neighbour while she was unambiguously having a poo.
There was a really good run of posts during the summer of 2011, it's a real treasure trove, every page seems to have at least one great story.
Tom on paged 2077 describes walking into a toilet just after being warned by a hot woman that she'd taken the 'shit of the century' and he should 'hold his nose'.
A guy called Fred got a new girlfriend called Roxanne, there's some good posts describing him witnessing her taking a crap early on in their relationship. One such post is on 2066.
Laura (Teacher) wrote some good posts about large smelly dumps that other people had partly witnessed. 1704 is about one in her school toilets, her best is on 1572, about taking a large, unwanted poo at her boyfriend's house for the first time.
Rachelle wrote one great story on 1487, and I've seen nothing else of her. Just a tale of her taking a dump alone which reads like a film script.
Leanne has written some good posts in the last couple of years, I liked the one at 1897 about enjoying a smelly public toilet poo after an exam.
I've always Punk Rock Girl's stories, refreshing attitude to be not at all ashamed of spectacular stinky pooing. I believe she's been posting for over ten years, a familiar name to anyone who reads the site.
I also admired China Girl's unique posting style, anthropomorphising the toilet. I can't find any of her best posts, any page numbers of China Girl posts people would recommend?
Spectacular story by Andre on page 436 about a French woman at his work pooing in front of him, which stretches the realms of fantasy at times.
A touching story by 'One Lucky Guy' all the way back on page 347 about witnessing his girlfriend have a big, smelly poo for the first time.
Hope people have enjoyed this little 'review', it's a bit dry reading it back but I'm sure some people will enjoy these recommendations if they look for them. Let me know what your favourite story on the site is.

Mr. CLogs


Lauren: I wish you the best in your future endeavours but yes it's rough without having job. Hopefully your new job would be understanding of your needs. Good response to Conner and keep us posted.

Pat: That could explain why Artiss wears those open slit girdles and not really have to take them off just to go to the bathroom.

Yvonne: Enjoyed your post about Beryl.

--Mr. Clogs

Major poop session

I am sitting on the toilet, about to do a live poop. It has been 8 days since I have taken a poop. I have held it as long as I could for you guys.

I am pulling down my pants and settling in on the seat. Immediately I feel my butthole open wide and a thick poop start to come out. It's sliding out nice and slow, massaging my butthole a little as it emerges. Oh man, it's coming and coming, this one big poop. It's coiling a little around the bowl. Okay, it just broke off. It must be about 20" and 2" thick. I just made a little fart and felt an even bigger pressure on my butthole. Another poop pushes out, stretching my butthole nice and wide. This one stacks on the first one, and about 4" is sticking out of the water, making it 12" total. Those first pieces of poop weren't even a dent in my load. I have a major dump to take. I flush, and scoot my butt cheeks apart.

Only my second log flushed, but another gigantic shit was already pushing it's way out of my butt. A little fart escaped around it, and this poop is coming out slightly quicker than the first two. This 16-incher drops, and another starts forming immediately. I flush again, with no choice but to do it with this poop half-out. The toilet has no mercy, and flushes even less than the first time. My fourth poop falls with a big plop atop the huge curls of brown poop torpedoes already piled in the bowl. I'm beginning to get concerned about the state of my toilet, and how I'm going to get this all to go down. But there is really nothing I can do, as another thick monster is already pushing it's way out. It falls on top of my pile, followed by another. At this point, most of the poop is above the water line. I can't believe how much poop has come out of me. I still have to poop some more, but I think I can catch a break to take care of the toilet. I've been going about five minutes now... I push out another quick poopie and get up to solve my plugged toilet issue...

Okay, I went and got a dowel thing from the kitchen, and sort of just broke up the pile as I flushed repeatedly. It went down after three flushes. I barely had time to throw the shit-covered dowel in the tub before sitting back down to let out some more big turds. Now I am back on the bowl, my hole spread and about 10" of 2.5" thick shit hanging out of my butthole. It pushes out with desperation, followed by another, and another. Plop, plop, plop! Now I have to grunt, and I take the chance to flush the toilet. It all goes down smoothly, and another big poop squeezes out smoothly. I've been at this poop session now for about twenty minutes, maybe ten of them spent with poops actually coming out. Another one is on its way, and it's taking its time. This is poop #12 for this session.

That falls, and a bunch of 6-inchers start coming out. Another, and another, and another. There is so much poop in the toilet again that I'm getting worried about flushing. I'm not as desperate, so I hold it and flush. About midway through, that shit just needs to come out. A huuuuge long poop starts coming out. It curls in the toilet, and it's still coming out. So much poop coming out of me right now. Ah, that fell and I think I'm about done. I'll push for a moment.

I carefully wipe my butthole six or seven times, flush and get up. As I'm washing my hands, I start thinking maybe I wasn't finished pooping yet. I have more poop to push out! Can you imagine? Okay, pants back down, back on the bowl. Butthole expanding, and a 3-inch wide poop just blasts about 12" out of my butt and plops loudly. I'm gonna sit for a while. Good thing, here comes another. Oh it's crackling out nice and slow, it must be toward the end.

Desperate to poop

Another dept store poop

Went to do some birthday shopping and whilst out I popped in for a coffee at my favourite dept store (and I brought a nice birthday card there).

I'd been feeling the need for a dump as well so I timed it quite nicely. THey're very clean enclosed toilets so I like dumping there. As always though there was a queue and this time it was the longest I've seen it for a while 7 people. a young adult girl at the front and her boyfriend it seemed, another gent, 2 ladies in their 40's another gent and a lady in her 50's.

I commented to the lady in front of me quite a queue and she said yes the other ladies was out of order. That explained the larger queue.

We had to wait a few minutes and then the young girl went into the toilet with her boyfriend. I assumed they were comfortable going to the loo in front of each other (I couldn't believe they were doing anything else). Shortly after a large lady came out of the other cubicle and the gent was able to go in. The gent needed a dump and for about 4 minutes both toilets were in use (But there was 2 in one toilet). A minute later the young couple came out and the other lady went in, she just needed a pee and had been jiggling a bit. She wasn't in long and then the other 40 yr old got to go in.

Just after she went in the gent finally came out and the other gent went in. This left the lady in front of me next and then my relief. I had a big poo wanting out and a reasonably urgent pee. There was also a queue of 5 behind me.

We waited a few more minutes then the gent came out and the 50 yr old was able to get in. A min or so after that the 40 yr old finally came out. I hurried in as I was desp to piss. I sat down quickly and a gusher of a pee came shooting out. I was very relieved and just after that I did a small trumpet fart and started to eeze a large log out.

Next door she was just peeing and was out quite quickly and whilst I continued to get a large log out and relieve my front end a few went into pee.

I finally felt done wiped up thoroughy, flushed and left a very relieved and happy lady

Happy Pooping



1. on average how many times a day do you pee?
8 or more i drink a lot of water
2. Do you wake up in middle of night to pee? Rarely

3. Do you fart when you pee?


$. Do you ever pee when you poop? if so is it before, during or after poop comes out>

Normally i pee first then poop.

5. Is you pee stream noisy when you pee?

It can be if i have not gone in a while.

6. How long does you stream last?

i have timed it and sometimes 60 seconds.

8. What do you do when your desperate to pee?

try not to let that happen! sometimes i have an urge and csn't go1!

9. Str you oprn to others about peeing.

Not normally

10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee?

Rarely, If in a public restroom I go to a stall and sit, by the way I am male!! i just sit and let my dong out of my underwear!!


Near miss

So one day me and my ex girlfriend Kaitlin were coming back from dinner. She told me she had to go to the bathroom. We got held up in traffic. The plan for the night was that i was going to stay at her place sence her mom was out of town. We got home and she sprinted to the door and went stright to the bathroom and as she was running she yelled omg I'm turtle heading. Then maybe 2 min later she called me in. She was facing me so i couldn't see her butt. She told me she didn't make it. I asked her to turn around and i saw one big pile of solid poop in her pants. And it smelled horrible. I told her i would get her new clothes and help her clean up. I came back and she was wiping her ass and i was told to clean out the panties so her mom wouldn't know she had another accident.

Guys have you ever witnessed a girl poop her pants before

Tim (and Sally)

Caught On The Toilet

Hi, guys, I'm changing my name to Tim (and Sally) to avoid confusion with the other Tim. I decided to tell this story because, well, although it's personal, it is about going to the toilet. So, here goes.
When I was 10 years old, I was at the river with Sally. We had stripped naked for our usual swim, and, as it was a hot day, a lot of people were at the creek, all kids, all swimming naked. Anyway, after a while, I needed a poo, so I told Sally I was going to the toilet. "Why?" she asked me. "If you need to pee, just go do it on a tree." I explained her I needed a poo, and she nodded and said she would see me when I got back. So, still naked, I walked up to the toilet shed. It was a simple shed, with two holes, side by side, to squat over, and a big pit below. I walked in, there was no door, and I just squatted, as I didn't have any clothes on anyway. I aimed by penis down and began to pee, a long stream that lasted about 2 minutes. Then my stomach started to cramp up, and tighten, and I farted. Sally came up at that moment, also naked, and squatted beside me, smiling as she released runny poo. By now I was experiencing massive cramps, and I was hot and cold and sweating. I released brown water, then, almost at the same moment, I heave, stuck my head between my legs and threw up. "Are you alright?" Sally asked, kissing my cheek and rubbing my stomach for me. I nodded, and threw up again. She kissed me and hugged me even tighter. We wiped our bums, and I kissed her back, thanking her for being so understanding. We went back to swimming, and this was just one time that Sally was able to do for me what I did for her.

Hi, guys, today I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone, not even Sally. When I was 10, and I was out walking by myself, I needed a poo, so I found a toilet shed, which was just a hole in the ground, and I went inside. I shut the door, dropped my shorts, no undies, to my knees and squatted. I peed for about 30 seconds, then I bore down, had some cramps, a major stomach ache, did a loud fart and dropped muddy diarrhoea as I did so, moaning due to the pain. I thought I was done, and I pulled my shorts up and stood up, but just then I farted and poo flooded my shorts. I hurriedly dropped them and squatted down again. Fortunately, most of the poo had missed my shorts, as they were only half up at the time. Just as I had finished wiping and I was about to leave, I noticed a video camera. Some sick person had filmed me being ill. I grabbed the camera and threw it done the hole, thinking that if the person wanted to film poop, then that was the best place to do it in. I left and continued on my walk. I felt so humiliated and embarrassed by the experience that, to this day, I have never told anyone else.

Sunday, August 11, 2013


Bathing suit accident.

Ok so I've witnessed a few girls poop in their bathing suit.
1. My first one was at a pool party at my grandparents for my 15th birthday and while swimming. My brother picked up his girl and jumped her into the pool and she pooped her pants. It was gross. He appoliged and helped her clean up.
2. This was when i was 17 and my ex and her friends and their boyfriends went to the beach. And while we were playing football i herd them give her friend Jess a dear to poop in her baithing suit. So she did it and the bulge grew larger and larger on her ass. It was so hot.

3. My last one comes from last year. Me and my cousin went to water country and he noticed a girl about 16 or 17 and she was squriming and we were still in a long line. About half way up the girl told her friend she had to poop and was probobly going to poop her pants on the ride. Well after about 5 min. I saw her pants start to sag. She didnt make it. After we got off the ride i herd the mom yelling at her saying this is her third accident this week and would be in a lot of trouble if it happened agian. The mom then proceeded to take her into the bathroom to get her cleaned up.


A loo with a view

Several on this site have described experiences of number-two-ing in the open air, including having a friend or brother keeping a lookout for anyone approaching, and doing the same for them. (I always carry in my rucksack some toilet paper and some wet wipes, to clean my hands afterwards, and, without going into details, sometimes my bottom also. (At home, I step into the shower afterwards.)

Two British experiences come to my mind where the enjoyment of my morning evacuation - yes, it IS enjoyable - was increased by the view facing me.

1 While a student, I was walking in the Scottish Highlands and staying at youth hostels. One was miles away from modernity, and the 'sitting room' was a hut beside the hostel building with a gap above the door. On the other side of the valley you could see the top of the mountain range. As this was an area notorious for midges, I sprayed the part of my body about to be exposed with insect repellant. Then I sat on the chemical toilet and relaxed, leaving my bowels to do the rest.

I looked up at the mountains across the valley through the opening above the door, and saw some large birds, which afterwards was assured were eagles.

2 A few years later, I went to a conference in Wells in Somerset, famous for its magnificent cathedral. The hotel where I stayed had a bathroom overlooking the Cathedral. The toilet was situated beside the window where I had a good view of the Cathedral. It was clear glass, but there was a net curtain in front of it.

Has anyone else got recollections of interesting views while sitting on the toilet?


To Connor

I haven't posted in awhile because I have nothing new to say. I did want to take the time and reply to Connor though
Connor: you are too sweet! Thank you do much for your concern. I always enjoy reading your thoughtful responses to my posts. I knew I had an infection because it burned terribly when I peed and I had to go ALL the time. I went to the doctor and she asked if I had been holding it recently. All that week I had been basically holding it all day every day while I finished a big project, so I knew that was why. I am mostly better now thanks to antibiotics, but would love to hear any tips you have in case it happens again. Also, thank you for your kind words about me finding a job. I have to say I have been down on myself for not finding one yet and did feel like I made a mistake quitting. I would love to not work but with 5 kids I need to. Reading your post did cheer me up a bit and I too wish we could be coworkers! Hopefully I will have something new to post soon'

desperate to poop

roadside spot

Hi all

Was travelling back today and I def saw what looked like a roadside pee operation. THere was a car parked layby, 1 young girl holding a towel as a shield/cover and a couple of other standing around. A couple of kids were waiting around so I guessed it may have been the mom going. No idea no 1 or 2 as I was driving and couldn't stop.


Response to P>'s survey

Just thought I'd answer this one since I enjoyed reading people's answers to it:

1. On average, how many times a day do you pee?
-Anywhere form 4-6, usually. I tend to drink a lot of water, so I pee somewhat frequently.
2. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night to pee?
-Almost every night, guaranteed. Sometimes I wake up more than once. I don't drink that much water before I go to bed, but for some reason, I always have to pee at night.
3. Do you ever fart when you pee?
-Sometimes, yeah, lol. Part of the reason I don't like to use public bathrooms to pee because I know that I might fart at the same time.
4. Do you ever pee when you poop? If so, is it before, during, or after the poop comes out?
-Always. I usually pee first, then poop, but sometimes it ends up happening during or even after.
5. Is your pee stream loud when you pee?
-It can be, since I often aim for the center of the toilet.
6. How long does your stream usually last?
-Can be anywhere form 15 seconds to a minute. Rarely longer since I don't usually hold it in.
8. What do you do when you're desperate to pee?
-Well, sometimes I grab my crotch, lol. But I try to sit down and wait until I can find a place to pee.
9. Are you open to others about peeing (example- telling a friend you have to pee)?
-Yeah, I have no problem telling someone I have to pee (and have done it).
10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee?
-Yeah. So far only my brother has seen me pee, but I'd be willing to let others watch.

Bill F

Another treehouse story

I have another treehouse story to tell. I was 12, and Lisa was 11. For the first time, Lisa brought her younger sister, Elizabeth. Elizabeth was 6 or 7 years old. We set up a Battleship game so that 3 people could play it. But Battleship isn't really easy to make easier on a kid her age, so we eventually just ate and drank a lot of water, to stay hydrated in the 35+ weather. (95+ Fahrenheit) Elizabeth must have gone through four or five water bottles! After our water buffet, I brought out a couple of science experiments to "amaze and enlighten", as they say. (I've been keen on science since middle school) One of them ended with a jet of water shooting out of the nozzle (some hydraulic pressure, if I remember right). This cause Elizabeth to start fidgeting, and I knew right away that she needed to pee. It was about time, this quite some time after she drank all that water. We did other things to keep ourselves busy, all the while Elizabeth was getting more and more uneasy. However, she kept her sense of humour about her. She started farting a few times. I knew it was her, because Lisa doesn't fart. Her sounded more like a rapid fire fart. PUT-PUT-PUT-PUT kind of like that. She said "Excuse me, my butt coughed!" And she burst into laughter. She stopped laughing abruptly, and went back to fidgeting.
Eventually, it seemed she couldn't take it anymore, and she asked Lisa "Can you take me to the bushes? I REALLY need to pee! I can't hold it anymore!" Lisa said "Why didn't you ask me earlier?" "I didn't have to go then!" We both knew that was a lie, but she let it slide. Lisa said "I don't know if you noticed at all, but there's a toilet here!" She pointed to the toilet, and Elizabeth practically sprinted over there. She ripped down her pants, and sat on the toilet. There was an awkward (almost) silence, save for her hissing. 10, 15, 20 seconds went by. I said to Lisa "Wow! Look at her go! Does that always happen?" She said "Beth has an oversized bladder. Combine that with her stubborn habit of waiting until the last minute to pee, and she always pees for at least a minute." "I thought I was the peeing champion. Add all that water she drank, and we might have a new world record!" It's been a minute now. Lisa called out "Still going, huh?" Elizabeth replied "Yep! I don't know when I'll be finished!" I said "Why don't we see if we can set up Monopoly all while she's still going?" Still looking at my watch, we started setting up. Lisa said "Any chance you could hurry up? I kinda have to go too!" At this point, I needed to go as well. Approaching the 2 minute mark, the hissing finally slowed down. Not soon after, Elizabeth cut a loud fart that impressed even myself. Lisa said "Oh come on! You're pooping too?" Elizabeth said, in between grunting and pushing, "Well sorr-ee for having to poop. Do you want me to stop and poop myself later?" I chuckled at that. "Sisters, huh?" Lisa said. I said "Tell me about it". "Oh right! I forgot you have a sister too! Samantha, right?" "Yeah, but she's only 3. She doesn't come to the treehouse at all." At this point, Elizabeth called out "You have toilet paper too, right?" Lisa called back "Just use your underwear." "You're kidding, right?" With that, I got up and got her some toilet paper. Lisa then replaced her on the toilet. I asked Elizabeth "Don't you wish you were the big sister sometimes?" "Yeah, but at home, no one can use the bathroom for a while after I've been in it. So if Lisa has to go, I get a bit of revenge." "You're a big stinker, aren't ya?" "Not as bad as Lisa, though!" We both laughed, and Lisa was finished at this point. "What are you two laughing at?" We both said "You." And started laughing even harder. I got up to use the toilet, leaving Lisa to finish setting up. I peed quite a long time, about 40 seconds, and went back to start the game, which Elizabeth quickly got knocked out of. To get her back, she stood up in front of Lisa, and let rip. PRRRRRRRRRT. "Oh god, Beth! What did you eat to create such a stench?!" I couldn't breathe, from both the smell and laughing. They say the pre-poop fart smells worst. I say nay, it's the post-poop fart.
After a long intense battle, with Elizabeth going for two more minute-long pees, Lisa won against me for the first time. As part of her victory dance, she went over to Elizabeth and farted in her face. However, Elizabeth just stood there, and said "You call that a fart? I call it fresh air!" I ROFL'd, as they say, quite literally. I put the game away, and we all went home for dinner.

I'll retype my survey questions, this time without my own answers, just in case you couldn't read them.
1. What's the longest you've gone without pooping?
2. What's the longest you've gone without peeing?
3. What's the longest time you've spent in the bathroom?
4. What's the weirdest place you've ever peed?
5. What's the weirdest place you've ever pooped?

That's all for today.
See ya next time!


To Dominic

Hi Dominic; thanks for answering my questions

You mentioned the trip you took with your friend and his parents....where you hadn't gone to the bathroom and asked your friends dad for help. He had Metamucil with him and gave you some. I wonder......maybe your mom gave your friends parents a heads .....told them that you tended to get constipated.....and asked them to keep an eye on you? I mean; how many people have Metamucil along with them...just by coincidence? do you poop now? Do you get strong urges automatically? I had been....when I got to be 14 or 15 or so my severe constipation started to ease and I began to have big poops every 2 or 3 days.....and by maybe 16 I pooped almost everyday....and they were soft and sorta normal.

Now though...I seem to be sliding back. I don't get urges like I used to....and 2 or 3 days will go by...and I will decide to sit on the toilet and push a bit. When I do that...I can usually go....and it will be pretty normal.....

What is pooping like for you? Do you get urges or do you have to think about it and try first?



Poop Survey

Hi. I saw a poop survey that I'd like to check out.

"1) When you take a dump, how large (length and width) are your logs usually? How many do you usually drop as well?"

On average, they're from 8-10 inches long and about and inch wide.

"2) Are they usually harder and dryer or more soft and wet?"

They're normally harder and drier.

"3) How often do you usually take a dump?"

Every 2-4 days.

"4) How often do you clog the toilet after you go?"

Never have clogged the toilet.

"5) Can you share the story of the most urgent dump within the past few years that you've had?"

Heh... I guess I was at school. It was after lunch and I had began feeling a big dump growing in my stomach. In class I was passing a few silent farts, not overly stinky. I didn't want to ask to go to the bathroom as teachers normally ask "Is it an emergency?". It's embarassing saying "Yes." After a long 45 minutes of class, the bell rang and I was off to my next class. I decided to drop by the bathroom on my way there. A few other people were in there, but I didn't care. I pulled down my pants and let out a fart followed by a large plop. I wiped myself and flushed...I may have forgot to flush as I was in a hurry. I don't remember. Anyways, I washed my hands and left. The teacher told me I was tardy and asked why. The teacher asked me to speak to her outside. I told her I was in the bathroom in between class. She didn't write me tardy but I was embarassed for the rest of the year. All throughout that day I remember my butt itching. I guess I didn't clean well enough.

Anyways, I enjoyed the survey :)

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Kassie great story about you eating while pooping you were filling up while emptying out and it sounds like you had a pretty great poop to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Taya great story about your desperate poop on the side of the road it sounds like you really had to go and alot to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Annie it sounds like you may need to see a specialist they may be able to figure whats causing it and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: ??? as always another great story and great live poop by poop coverage it sounds like you had a pretty great poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Sarah great story about seeing your friend Stina pooping it sounds like she had a good poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Tim ok and great stories to about the accidents.

To: Rachypoo great live poop by poop coverage and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Abbie as always another great story about you and your friends pooping and peeing together and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

About 2 hours ago I was at that bookstore and the same lady from yesterday came it and used the bathroom it was almost the same as before but with less plops and farts so im guesing she didnt have to go as much today so 2 good catches in 2 days.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

Little Mandi
So,on Sunday I started taking the fiber supplements I mentioned before.
I was hoping that they would make me poop but I'm still not going. All I noticed is they make me fart. Since I started them I been farting more than usual which is honestly no surprise since fiber is known for that.Maybe its gonna take a while for my body to get used to them. I have no idea. I'm gonna keep taking them and see what happens.

Something weird happened yesterday. I was at work when all of the sudden out of the clear blue I started to feel sick. I felt really weak and nauseous. I never like that. It was really weird. I just couldn't wait to get home and lay down. I kept burping a lot which helped but I felt like I wanted something sweet. I didn't feel like having soda so I just had a few spoonfulls of ice cream. Now, you'd think that ice cream would make an upset stomach worse but believe it or not it cured me. After I ate it I felt so much better and didn't feel sick anymore. Isn't that so weird? Who would think ice cream would cure that. I was glad it did cause I hate throwing up and feeling nauseous its the worst feeling ever.

My boredom is kicking in again so heres the pee survey I see everyone doing.

1. On average, how many times a day do you pee?
It all depends on how much I drink.

2. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night to pee?
Sometimes I do,but its very rare.

3. Do you ever fart when you pee?
Occasionally I fart when I pee. It happens a lot in the morning when I first wake up.

4. Do you ever pee when you poop? If so, is it before, during, or after the poop comes out?
I always pee when I poop. After it comes out I start peeing a few seconds later.

5. Is your pee stream loud when you pee?
Not usually

6. How long does your stream usually last?
Not too long usually. Its only long if I been holding it long.

7. Ladies, do you ever not wipe after you pee?
I always wipe.

8. What do you do when you're desperate to pee?
I go find a bathroom and go. If I have to hold it I do the typical pee dance sometimes and cross my legs

9. Are you open to others about peeing (example- telling a friend you have to pee)?
Yeah I'm not shy about peeing

10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee?
I wouldn't have a problem letting people watch me pee. I've went pee in front of family and two of my friends have been in the same bathroom while I peed.

Steven A

To Tyler and Some Questions For All

To Tyler: That post that said "Steven" with your questions answered by me. That was me. I'm the 15 year old teenager. (I just forgot to add an "A" after Steven)

I've got some questions for everyone to answer...

1) Have you ever seen someone in public have an accident?

2) Do you get impatient when you have to wait in lines to use the bathroom in public? How do you deal with it?

3) When you sick with a stomach flu or with other stomach related sicknesses, do you trust a fart?

4) What types of foods make you sick?

5) What's the longest you've been constipated?

Take care everyone,

Steven A


JoelJack a question for you..

Hey JoelJack, when you worked for Sears credit, how many doorless stalls were in the mens restroom? I bet it STUNK when it was filled to capacity LOL


Peeing and pooping back in the day

Me and Artiss were talking a couple of days ago, and the subject of women's style of dress and personal habits, including toileting came up. Now she was born in a very conservative time, back in the 1930's, but she told me of her grandmother, who was reared at the turn of the 19th Century, back in the days when women wore long skirts and did not even show their ankles. Conservative lady that she was, Artiss' grandmother insisted on retaining the same style of dress form that time period, complete with hair piled up on top of her head and a big, wide hat. And ankle-length button-up style boot-type shoes.

And Artiss told me of her memories of being with her grandma when she was small and having to accompany her on her trips to the toilet, whether it was in the outhouse at Artiss's parent's farm, a public ladies toilet, or her own personal WC at her home in-these were the days of the high-on-the-wall cistern toilets with the pull chains like the modern one I had put in our bathroom and that Artiss likes so much.

Anyhow, she says how she remembers her grandmother having the long skirt and the petticoats underneath to fiddle with before she could unbutton her bloomers and get them pulled down to her knees. All that clothing would be in a heap on her lap, with her bare thighs peeking out from underneath, and the bloomers would be around her knees, as I mentioned above, so she was pretty well covered in clothing yet, with just the bare minimum exposed for relieving herself. Artiss said how she remembered the hollow, muffled farting sounds as one pooped into those old bowls that did not have any water in them until you pulled the chain and flushed, so you could smell the person's fresh shit loud and clear from down below their rear end. She said that in a public ladies room with a whole row of ladies pooping in the things, the smell could get overwhelming. Except for the fact that it was considered proper courtesy and etiquette to pull the chain every time one peed or thought they were going to fart loudly or explode. She remembers quite jokingly how she remembers hearing a flush from the next stall and a diarrhea explosion underneath it as an undertone. Her grandmother was no exception to the rule, and more than once she farted louder than the sound of running water could disguise it. "So that's your lesson of relieving yourself from yesteryear." she said as we both enjoyed a good laugh.


Post Title (optional)Response to Zip

Enjoyed your post about the gap between the door and partition at the toilet stall. I once used a restroom at a state park where the two toilets had stalls and partitions but one was further back than the other. If you sat in the left stall you would have a full rear view of guys coming in dropping their pants while showing their big bare butts and sitting down to poop and wipe. And they never had a clue that you were watching them from the next stall. Watching a guy wipe has always turned me on. And there were times I would sit in that stall myself so I could be watched. when a guy is seen sitting on the toilet taking a big one he is humbling himself to his male counterparts. love that bonding.

Anatomy student

Annie answers

Lack of water is the most common cause of constipation, but the next likely cause is food. You need to eat fruits and vegetables to get fiber. Fiber helps peristalsis (movement of poop) in your colon. Switching to a high fiber diet will result in excess gas and some changes to bowel habits.
Something else you can talk to your doctor about is a fairly new medicine that causes your large intestine to absorb less water leaving a softer stool. I would try to adjust your diet first though.
Glycerine suppositories (the liquid enema kind) is what my ex always took. She was usually constipated.

Travel Constipation

Someone below made a great comment about constipation during long trips, which probably causes plenty of needless anxiety. This happened to me once because of a car trip ages ago, when I was totally off-schedule for at least a week--but my problem was merely mild dehydration, not enough roughage in the diet, and lack of exercise!

Now, whenever I take long car trips, I pack several containers of Gatorade (the sports drink) and a bag of apples. (Make sure the apples are small and fresh, or they will rot.) At rest stops, I eat an apple once or twice a day, and drink a little Gatorade. (Any similar drink that is high in potassium will probably work.)

By carefully accounting for local conditions, one can save oneself enormous trouble. Do not ignore the lower intestine: It is very sensitive to climate!



Hey I'm back!!!!!

Yesterday I was out shopping and got a horrible a ???? cramp and I knew I had to take a real bad shit. If you have read in my previous posts I don't do multistall bathrooms. I was thankfully able to find a one toilet bathroom. The toilet was full of tp but too bad I had to go. I quickly pulled my pants and ankles down to just enough to crap and I sat down. I leaned forwards a little bit and immediately tons of loud sloppy mushy shit came pouring out. It was really noisy and I was scared if someone would hear me shitting. I then ofcourse finished with the loudest fart ever. I looked in the toilet and the back half of the bowl was a big pile of mushy crap and splatters onto the bowl. Sure felt great to get that out tho!!!!

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