Little Mandi
Hey guys, I'm thinking about starting to take fiber pills to help me get regular. Like I said before, I eat healthy for the most part but I just don't poop. I'm hoping they'll help me poop more and maybe I won't feel bloated all the time I'll post about it when I start them but for now heres this diarrhea survey I saw posted. I'm bored and I don't think I did this one.
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all?
Yes,quite a few times.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?
Luckily that has never happened to me.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Its harder for me to hold diarrhea but I've never not been able to hold it.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
Yes this happened twice that I can remember.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
I've gotten it at the shore a few times.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom?
I've only had diarrhea in public 3 times that I can remember and all the times were embarrassing to me cause I'm extremely shy about pooping.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
Diarrhea for sure. I hate being constipated.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
I feel empty and sometimes crampy.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
No.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work?
No.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner?
No.
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Nothing at all gives me diarrhea. I usually only get it if I have a stomach bug which is also rare.
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through?
I've never taken an Imodium. I'd just deal with it unless I was going out or something like that.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you?
No,it don't bother me minus the cramps that usually come with it.
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble?
No one. I keep that stuff secret as possible.
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives?
Never touched a laxative in my life.
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane?
No.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming?
No
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop?
Yes.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts?
I get very gassy.
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Usually its chunky but I've had a few times where it was pure liquid.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more?
I rarely ever get diarrhea. I get constipation quite a bit.
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
Most of the time it does.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom?
No way
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
No.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
I Wipe like I normally do.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
Sometimes I wrap my arms around my stomach but I do that with all poop
While having diarrhea what do you do?
I just sit on the toilet and let it out. If i'm having bad cramps I'll moan sometimes out of reaction.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Anything to drown out the sound. I try to let it out slowly and flush the toilet a bunch of times.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yes many times.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink?
6
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
When I was younger spinach sometimes gave me diarrhea and I remember when I was like 10 I got it from Burger King but now nothing makes my stomach upset. I have an iron stomach.
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
5
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
I don't mind it. I only don't like when my stomach hurts.
How often do you get diarrhea?
I never get it.Dominic
Response to James F
@James f.
Do you and your brother still poop in front of each other? Or was just a one-time thing? My twin brother and I are both 17 and we poop in front of each other every now and then. Just wondering if anyone else does such a thing :)Dominic
Comments
@ACG I stayed with my friend at his dorm for a few days and the bathroom there was exactly like that; it had two stalls and it was for the whole building. The building was kind of small, but still, it was busy all the time; guys going in and out all the time. It was pretty cool.
@BloatedButt I know what you're talking about. I can't help but grunt/groan when I'm working on a big turd (which seems to happen a lot; lately I've been almost clogging the toilet every day. It's kind of strange--I don't remember a streak like this in a while). But then again, I tend to grunt almost every time I poop no matter what.Woahza
Accident.
While I was walking home, I had a strong urge to use to bathroom. It would take more blocks, Every step I took it got harder and I felt pressure in my stomach, I kept walking and tried to ignore it, But the pain was so bad, I kept walking and stood under a tree, and I stopped and a Huge wet fart comes out BRRRRRRRRRRR. Then Mushy poop filled the bottom of my pants I kept pooping and pooping and I farted again and I felt more inside, But I was done for now, I felt so embarrased it smelled horrible. Then I stated peeing and a huge yello puddle formed and I continued walking like nothing happened, Few more minutes I got home and struggled for the keys and I felt the need to poop again I was hurrying and I just gave up and squated and more poop came out, I sighed in realief as it came out there was alot of poop my bottom had a huge bulge, and it smelt gross I gagged alittle, but I kept pooping and then farted and I was done. I got up. My undies were super full, and I got home went down the hall and got cleaned up.Jas
For Unknown person.
No.
No.
John H
a return with some comments and a short story
Hey all.
I haven't posted here in a very long time as I was busy with one thing and another and I have had some internet trouble.
I have been catching up with all the posts though and enjoying lots of them.
I will start with a few comments before sharing a short story.
@Lauren, Hey. That child's mother should be reported for abusing her child as it is totally wrong to make a young child hold her pee to the point where she can't hold it anymore. This is made worse by the fact that you offered the use of your toilet more than once and she still refused to let her daughter use it. .
Glad to hear you quit your job and I like the way you left in style by the way. Your ex boss may think twice about preventing his employees from using the bathroom in future.
@unknown person, I would have to say that it would depend on who the person was. If it was a stranger then no. If it was my girlfriend or a girl I am good friends with then I would say yes to both questions. Not an every day situation though so its hard to say for sure either way.
@Shadow, Hey that sounded like a very enjoyable poop. The toilet must have had a very strong flush to get rid of such a large load.
@Abbie, Hey and thanks for sharing your latest story about you and your friend pooing while camping. I really enjoy all your posts.
@Maggie, hey and welcome. First I have to say you shouldn't feel to bad about your accident. Considering the amount of liquid you drank and the amount of time you were stuck in the lift you done well to last as long as you did. Like you said you tried your best but there is only so long your body can hold it back. It sounds like your brother was very understanding and helpful. If you decide to try peeing in a more private place then do a post about it. I would like to know if it is any different (better or worse).
@Taya, Hey. I enjoyed your first post. Looking forward to reading more from you.
@Yvonne, I really enjoyed reading about your festival experiences. Your style of writing is very descriptive and looking forward to reading more from you. It sounds like you really enjoyed the weekend and not just because of the music.
@Anonymous College Guy, Hey man. Glad to see you posting again and thanks for your shout out.
Shout out also to @Mr. clogs. Sounded like you had a very enjoyable dump from your last post.
I was reading this site around an hour ago when I was hit with a sudden and strong urge to shit.
Normally I can feel it building inside but this went from not needing to poop to bursting to poo in the space of a minute.
I ran to the toilet and dropped my trousers and boxers and sat quickly on the toilet. It was then that I noticed there was no toilet role so I had to pull my trousers back up and go to get some.
Meanwhile my whole was doing its best to keep the load inside.
When I got back on the toilet I sat there holding my poo back to enjoy the feeling before letting go.
When I did relax I expected the poo would burst out of me but it took a moment before my hole opened but once it did there was no stopping it.
A thick but soft log began moving out and it felt like my insides were all pushing to get out as it made its way out.
I relaxed and enjoyed the feeling as there was no need to push.
The log broke into several lumps that plopped into the toilet but my hole remained open as what felt like a never ending log kept forcing its way out.
After the main log was out I pushed and released some farts and some soft lumps of poo before deciding that I was empty.
I wiped up and flushed the toilet.
I washed my hands and left the bathroom feeling very empty and contented.
A strange experience for me but one that I enjoyed.
That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Tim
Sally Pees Standing Up for the First Time
Hi, guys, Tim here with another story from my childhood, this time from when we were 7 years old and in primary school. At the primary school Sally and I went to, the toilet were very basic. There was a shed in the playground, with about 30 holes cut in the wood, side by side, for seats. There was absolutely no privacy whatsoever, and boys and girls shared the same toilets. There was also a urinal at one end of the shed, again without privacy, which was used mostly by the boys, although some girls were daring enough to use it. Anyway, one lunchtime, while Sally and I were playing together, she said, "Tim, I'm going for a pee, do you want to come?" I urgently needed one as well, so I said, "Sure." and off we went to the toilet shed. When we went inside, I went up to the urinal, unzipped the fly on my pants, whipped out my penis and began to pee. I was surprised when Sally also walked up to the urinal, stood next to me, unzipped her own pants and peed standing through her fly. I had never seen anything like it before, and I said to her, "Sally, how did you learn to do that? That's amazing!" Her casual reply was, "Remember when you and I went skinny-dipping with your Mum? Well, while you went into the bushes for a poo, she taught me how to pee standing up. She said it would be a nice surprise for you, as we were such close friends!" I replied, "Well, it certainly is a nice surprise, Sally!" and with that, we both finished peeing, zipped up our pants, washed our hands and went back to playing. It was not the last time Sally would pee standing up.
Yvonne
Saturday Shift
My answers to some queries first & thanks to other posters:
Molly: Yes I have the same problem. Its harder if I am bursting to
go, when my labia has stuck together. Then when I squat it
squirts all over the place. I have to pen my labia with my
fingers, by then I am peeing furiously and frequently have to
clean the mess I have made on the floor with toilet paper.
Jay Bee: Thanks for your lovely comments. I have been interested in
pooping since I was at junior school. I was in a gang of
girls that did everything together, although I only found
two that shared my feelings and enjoyment. The three of us
always adored slipping into the staff toilets to see and hear
the teachers pooping. One teacher was always so open when she
went, never embarrassed by farting or pooping loudly, and she
was always the kindest teacher we had. I often compared her
with other teachers, even when she had to poop hard, when she
was clearly constipated, she would be the same nice woman in
class. But it was listening to, then watching my Mum and her
friends that really turned me on. Mum always liked to have
somebody with her when she had a poop. I was thirteen before
she let me come in the toilet cubicle with her. We would
chat about all sorts of things as she went to the toilet. My
schooling, helping me to be happy, always telling me that
being happy was the most important thing in life. Then, one
we had been playing tennis, I was sixteen at the time, Mum
had badly sprained her hand, her right hand, and she was hope-
less with her left hand, Mum asked me to wipe her bum. For
the first time I felt really good being able to do something
for Mum. Mum gave me such a wonderful hug and a kiss after
it made me always look to help whenever a friend, even a
stranger needed help, whatever help they needed, paper, or
wiping, getting clean panties, whatever, just to help that
made my day, it always has.
Last Saturday, a week after the Festival at Glastonbury, all the girls
were on duty. On Saturdays there are always two girls 'spare.' They are there specifically to take the place of any check-out girl who needs to go to the lavatory. I had had a good poop at home before coming to work but I still had a pain in my stomach, a pain that persisted. I tried to work the feeling off, squeezing my thighs together, fidgeting on my stool, then standing. I was checking out a neighbors load of groceries and I just had to go to the toilet. Sally, the girl I was checking out recognized how I was feeling.
"Yvonne, you better go to the toilet," murmured to me.
"It's okay Sally, I'll finish your shop then go, I'll be okay."
Sally leaned right over and held my neck as she whispered in my ear, "I know you need to go to the toilet badly, don't worry about me, get off now before you get sick."
Sally then put her arm out to attract attention, one of the spare girls came over and my supervisor, Janet. Janet wasn't pleased and virtually ordered me to leave the shop floor.
I blew a kiss to Sally and left the till walking gingerly towards the staff ladies at the back of the ground floor. There was one cubicle occupied, the first one of the row of six. I recognized Cathy's shoes under the partition and went across from her in the cubicle facing her. I got my panties down and sat on the pan feeling three four turds slipping out. I smelt heavy, like my poop was baking. I had been holding it for at least an hour and my bum was all tingly after they came out. I sat, door open and called out to Cathy.
Cathy opened her cubicle door and smiled at me. "Charlene spelled me, Yvonne, I was doing it my panties."
"Same with me," I called across from her. "You know Sally ????, I was checking her out and she saw that I had to poop badly, she called for a girl to relieve me."
"Did you make it?" Cathy asked, "by the sound of your footsteps it seemed you just made it."
"Yeah," I sighed and opened my legs lifting the crotch of my panties, so relieved to see it was clean, "I'm okay." I couldn't resist a grin, "you make it okay, Cathy?"
"Nah . . ." Cathy said, "and I haven't got a spare pair."
"You're okay," I laughed, "I've hot a spare pair in my locker.
We stopped talking then. I felt my stomach churning again and barely having to strain I felt another load squeezing out of me. Three, four, five, turds plopping and splashing into the pan. Then I was empty. I had that wonderful feeling in the pit of the stomach, that empty feeling, ring of my anus tingling but even that was reducing as I reached for the toilet paper and pulled several lengths off the roll. I reached under between my thighs for the first wipe, dropping the paper into the pan without inspecting it. Second wipe was from the side, lifting my right buttock off the pan and wiping down and back over my anus. I stood up from the toilet then and balled the next roll of paper into a point, squatting legs apart, bending and easing the point of the paper into my anus, wiggling it around and deeply inside then withdrawing it and dropping it into the pan. A final wipe with a larger bunch of paper, also drying my vagina with it before standing up and sliding my panties up, easing the silk around my thighs making sure there was no panty crease before I eased my slacks up. Running my fingers between my thighs making sure there was no pinching before closing the zip and fastening the belt of my slacks. I had to flush twice to clear the pan, using the toilet brush to clean the back of the pan where I had pooped and left streaks on the china.
All the time Cathy was pooping. I walked over to her cubicle just as two girls came in, quickly I stepped inside and closed the door. Cathy had started to wipe as I was wiping but had to sit back down suddenly as she had to opp again. Now she was finished and I took a roll of paper to wipe her clean. She hadn't had diarrhea but she had pooped and messed her bum a lot. I had to wipe her four five times and even then I had to use a wet wipe to finish the job. Then I quickly slipped out of the toilet and went to my locker. I took the spare pair of panties I always carry from my shoulder-bag. I went back to Cathy and stooping down I eased them over her shoes and up her legs. She finished putting them on, and pulled up her jeans, zipping and buckling the belt, then she gave me a sweet, soft kiss on the lips.
"Thanks old buddy," she murmured, kissing me a second time.
Her words and her smile just served to make me feel good and to have been able to help my best friend was a real bonus.Annie
Another big poop
After having my coffee and a bottle of water when I got up I got the urge to poop. Sat down and only had to push gently before a big soft turd came out. Only took about a minute. Wiped about 4 times (messy) and checked out the size of it. It was about 2 feet long. I've been pooping pretty much every day now, and all of them are huge. I hope this keeps up. I've been drinking lots of water throughout the day and a cup of coffee + a bottle of water when I wake up and that seems to help.Liz
You now that feeling when you eat a proper meal and you are full to all extremes. I find this happens a lot after my meals and I heave myself off the chair and waddle to the sofa in the other room and collapse.......almost like i'm pregnant. Well i am but it's a food baby! I'd like to take full credit for this but i got it from a cousin who i think got it from juno (great film but i doubt teen pregnancy is that easy and fun). I right now have one of those food babies. I sometimes wonder if i actually look pregnant?
The best food baby was after informing a young friend of this metaphor, she came out the toilet saying she's a new mum :')
abby
well going to work and i was like 3 mins late well my crybaby boss chews my butt out I said I fix u a couple of us girls had it planed to clog up the women's toilet by not flushing it we had noticed she has had the stomach bug since yesterday sandy and Kate went in and cripple it then about noon I went in and finish clogging it up then Diane walk in i told her what was going on and she wonted to get in on it so she pooped the trash can full then we got back to our station's I texted the girls good job this will fix her then about a min. later she was a running to the toilet i just wish I could see her face when she goes in that bathroom while she was gone I walk over to her chair and put a fake dog poop and run back to my deskMolly
Messy pee
Do any women besides myself have trouble with peeing between the toilet seat and the bowl or over the seat completely if they are not paying attention? I have to concentrate because my stream is pretty forward and if I don't sit just right and slow down my flow a little then it goes between the seat and bowl, or if I have go bad, over the seat. Then it gets all over the back of my pants and underwear and the floor.
I was wondering if I was the only woman with this problem and how common it really is?Guy always needs to pee
Catastrophic date
Just a short story but a little background first I'm 33 and have had a pee problem now for 13 yrs anyhow I was 25 and on a date with girl and another couple my date knew of my pee problem cause I worked with her this was only date 2 though and nonetheless extremely embarrassing . We went to dinner and rodeo and I don't remember now how many times but I just remember needing to excuse myself to the restroom frequently while very much aware that nobody else was. So I had had enough of that and saw no other options when my next pee urge came. I was going to hold it! No questions asked in my mind there was no way I was mentioning it again until we had parted ways with the other couple. So when we eventually did my urge had turned into agony so I very casually mentioned it to my date ( like no big deal ) I,ll just go when we get to your house. 5 minutes from her house I find myself forcing her to pull into the gas station all the time wondering what's she's thinking of me now. Let me get to the point I end up leaking on myself ( just a leak) but bad enough to soak my underwear and leave a noticeable spot about size of golf ball on shorts so when we got to her house she saw it . I was mortified . She appeared disgusted by me and I went home
I know this is going to be brief but I really just want some input. I am 33 yr old guy with overactive bladder and I'm finding this to make me a turn off with the ladies am I right?
Anonymous College Guy
Quick reply
@unknown person: Yes I'd let someone watch me and yeah I would let them wipe my butt. It would be even better if I can do it right back.
BTW guys I'm loving this new college... I can literally sit in the bathroom for 10 minutes and SEVERAL guys come in to take their dumps. These toilets are always so busy I'm surprised there's still toilet paper at the end of the day.
It's exciting how there are so many dudes who can't wait any longer to poop, and are forced to use a public restroom or simply don't care if people hear.
Anyone else know a spot like this, where the stalls are constantly busy with bowel movements?Bubble Butt Boy
Parental Child Abuse
When I hear stories like the one Lauren shared about her boss's wife preventing her seven-year-old daughter from using the bathroom, I wish the mom could be sentenced by some Fairness Court to go through the same experience. Then maybe she would have more compassion for her daughter. Anyway, having a policy of only going to the bathroom at home is a stupid way to prepare your child to function in the real world.Can not pooping everyday make your belly look bigger?
Taya
Story of this morning's shit
Hi again. I'm back with another story, this one from just this morning. I stayed over at a friend's house last night. I woke up somewhat early and every one was still asleep. I just lounged around for a while until I realized I needed to shit.
I went to the bathroom, lowered my pajama bottoms and plopped myself down on the toilet. I farted twice, two high-pitched squeaky farts. Then with only a small push, a log crowned. It felt pretty thick when it was coming out. I felt it grow pretty long and I had to push a bit more when it touched the bottom of the toilet bowl but was still coming out of me. Eventually it did break off, and I felt like I was completely emptied out. I peed some, and then wiped myself. I flushed, washed my hands and left the bathroom.
But it turns out I wasn't done after all, as about half an hour later, I was feeling a tight feeling in my stomach. I thought it might just be gas, so I bore down and let out a long wet fart. It made me feel better, but that was only temporary. I repeated the process twice more over about five minutes before surrendering to my urge and heading back to the bathroom.
Only problem was that by then my friend's boyfriend was awake and in the bathroom. I waited for him to come out, but he stayed in there for a while, so I figured he was probably shitting also. My stomach was hurting and I had to shit badly, but I managed to hold on until he came out. I didn't care that the air smelled horrible, I had to get on the toilet right then.
Almost immediately after sitting down, I passed a barrage of loose turds. The air was even more polluted then, and I tried to spray some air freshener. That helped, surprisingly, but then that effect was cancelled when I began to grow a smelly tail. It was kind of long, but not nearly as long as the turd from before. I pushed out three or four of those before blasting a loud fart, and then one final skinny turd that was almost like a rope. I felt emptied out again, and hoped that time it was for real. I wiped and flushed, closed the lid, sprayed more air freshener and washed my hands, leaving the fan on to ventilate the room.
Bye everyone. Thanks for reading.Robert
Answer to unknown person
Yes I did it when I was 13 years old with my best friend who was the same age as me.
During one night he was staying with me and my parents at my house and during the supper we aet a lot and after eating we went to my bedroom and he asked me if we during the night can go the two of us to the bathroom and shit in front of each other, first I told him no but he begged me and I accepted. At three in the morning we had the urged to make a dump so we went to the bathroom,closed and locked the door, he pulled down his pijamas pants and his briefs and sat in the toilet, he pushed out two smelly farts and four long logs and was finished. He stood up from the toilet and told me that is was my turn, so I pulled down my pijamas pants and briefs and sat in the toilet, I pushed out three smelly farts and two long logs. After I finished, my friend told me that he would clean my butt if I cleaned his after, so I accepted, he cleaned very good my ass and ass cheeks and then I cleaned very good too his ass and ass cheeks. We went then out of the bathroom and went to my bedroom to sleep again.Shadow
Huge poop at the zoo
Hey guys! Hope everyone is doing well. I have a story to share that I realized I never shared. It took place about this time 2 years ago when I was 25. My wife and I took a little trip to the zoo this particular Saturday. Now I am usually a once a day (sometimes twice a day) pooper. I didn't use to be this regular but in the last few years my digestive system has become more active. Well on the Saturday we took a trip to the zoo I had not pooped in 3 days. Usually my daily poop consists of at least one log about 10-12 inches long and then several smaller turds about 4-6 inches long. Usually when I'm done the hole in the bottom of the toilet is full. So after 3 days you can just imagine how full I must have been. I felt it too. Saturday morning we got up and got ready and took off. Even though I felt full in my gut, I can't poop just after getting up. By the time we got on the road though, I could feel it starting to work its way down. The drive was roughly an hour and a half and then you had to deal with parking, which was madness. I'll cut a long story short and just say that after having to walk to the zoo and then all the walking we did inside the zoo, when we finally sat down to eat (about 2 hours later), I was turtle heading.
We went into this indoor food court / museum building and got our food. After I ate I told my wife that I had to poop really bad and was going to find the facilities. I had to walk through a doorway which led to the museum part of the building. To the right I saw the sign indicating where the restrooms were. These restrooms had no outer doors. On the mens side I saw constant traffic in snd out. When I walked in you had to do kind of a zig-zag motion and then the sinks were on the left and the urinals on the right. Urinals were hidden from the outside but the sinks were somewhat visible. The stalls were farther on down past all of this and were on the right, also hidden by another wall. There were 4 stalls and it was almost like they were separated from the rest of the bathroom. There were several people waiting for the urinals behind other guys already using them (seemed a little awkward to me) but no one using the stalls.
I stepped into one of the middle stalls, wiped the seat down, then pulled my shorts and boxer briefs down to my ankles. I had worn just a plain t-shirt, plaid shorts, and flip-flops because it was so hot that day. Immediately I let out a long airy fart. The first turd was so thick it took several pushes to get things going. Once it started sliding out, it kept coming for the longest time. Finally it dropped. I looked under me and it looked to be probably almost 2 feet long. Half of it went down the hole but judging by the feel as it slid out, 2 feet wasn't an exaggeration. I still felt pretty full so I continued pushing and felt another turd starting to make its way out. By this time the smell in my stall was very strong. As I continued pushing a guy and his son came to the stalls. The guy entered the stall on my left and the son started to enter the stall on my right but turned around and walked out. I don't really know why... The guy only peed and then they left. My second turd had grown to nearly a foot when it dropped. A third turd slid down to my opening immediately after that and I began pushing it out. By now it was getting much easier so it took much less effort. That third log was sliding out and I making puttering farts as i pushed it out. It was not quite as long as the previous two because it broke off and made a very small plop into the toilet. By now I has been on the toilet 6-7 minutes. Someone else had walked back to where the stalls were and took the stall to my right. He made a "whew!" as he walked in. Apparently I was really stinking up the whole area and not just my stall. I continued to push as part of that log was still hanging out of my butt. The remainder of it slid out and plopped into the bowl. Amazingly another turd started to slid out right behind that. Things were progressively getting softer by this point and that fourth turd was about 7-8 inches long but very thin. It came out quickly and landed quietly in the bowl. I still did not feel done so I continued pushing. A wave of mushy soft crap started coming out with lots of farting. When it got to the end, it took some effort to get the last bit out. I have some hair in my crack so a lot of it stuck to the hair, which I hate. Finally after 10 minutes of pooping I felt empty.
I began pulling sheets of toilet paper and lifted my butt so I could reach under to wipe. The first wipe was an absolute mess. The second wipe was equally messy. Then the third and the fourth. Finally about the fifth wipe I could tell I was getting cleaner. Roughly about 10 wipes and the paper was clean. I purposely put the paper in the front so I could see the entire product of 3 days worth of crap in one toilet. I stood up and adjusted my clothing then turned around. I couldn't believe all that poop came out of me. Multiple solid logs wrapped around each other plus a good sized pile of the soft serve at the end. The toilet had a very powerful flush so it all went down with no problem. It's a good thing because any normal toilet would have choked to death on this load.
After spending about 15 minutes in the stall, I finally walked out to the sinks (I had to wait for someone else because they were all full) and after washing my hands I left to rejoin my wife at our table. She made a remark about the amount of time I was gone and asked if I felt better. I told her I probably dropped 20 pounds of poop into that toilet. She just kind of laughed and then we moved on but man did I feel so good after that.
I hope you all enjoyed this. Take care.
Shadow
Woahza
Accident.
While I was walking home, I had a strong urge to use to bathroom. It would take more blocks, Every step I took it got harder and I felt pressure in my stomach, I kept walking and tried to ignore it, But the pain was so bad, I kept walking and stood under a tree, and I stopped and a Huge wet fart comes out BRRRRRRRRRRR. Then Mushy poop filled the bottom of my pants I kept pooping and pooping and I farted again and I felt more inside, But I was done for now, I felt so embarrased it smelled horrible. Then I stated peeing and a huge yello puddle formed and I continued walking like nothing happened, Few more minutes I got home and struggled for the keys and I felt the need to poop again I was hurrying and I just gave up and squated and more poop came out, I sighed in realief as it came out there was alot of poop my bottom had a huge bulge, and it smelt gross I gagged alittle, but I kept pooping and then farted and I was done. I got up. My undies were super full, and I got home went down the hall and got cleaned up.
bama guy
response to unknown person
To answer your questions regarding letting someone watch me poop and/or wipe for me, yes on watching. As far as wiping, I would let my girlfriend, but probably not anyone else
Lauren
Quit my job
Hi I'm back with another story to share. As I've written about before, my boss is really demanding and I'm often left holding my pee because of his strict schedule. Because my office is under construction right now, the only operating bathrooms are not exactly close making it hard to take a quick bathroom break. Because of this I've developed a nasty bladder infection, which made me really angry. I decided to talk things over with my boss and quit my job if he wasn't being more reasonable. I went into work yesterday but before I had a chance to talk with my boss, he called me into a meeting. Apparently the construction was costing more than he anticipated and as the accountant, he wanted me there when he discussed the issue with the contractor. I asked if I could run to the bathroom quickly before it started but he told me no, that the contractor was waiting. Instead of arguing I went along with it, figuring the meeting wouldn't last very long anyway. Plus I didn't really have to go, I was just worried. Because of my infection I was going more frequently and trying not to hold it. I was also drinking a lot of water to flush it out.
So I go into the meeting and they are arguing cost and I'm looking at the budget to see if it'll work, when I feel the need to pee. It wasn't so bad at first, but soon it became urgent. I crossed my legs and hoped the meeting would end soon. When it came apparent it wasn't going to, I told my boss I would be right back, I just needed to run to the bathroom. He told me I was not to leave until we had this issue resolved. When I asked him again, he actually stood up and locked the door with a key only he had. I was infuriated! Not knowing what else to do, I figured I could make it until the end of the meeting, collect my things, and leave for good. I was able to hold myself discreetly under the table, which helped for a bit. I would have walked out except the door was locked and I wanted to help the contractor, who was very nice and charging what I thought to be a reasonable price. However soon my bladder began to burn and notching I was doing was easing the discomfort. I realized even if I got up and left now, if never make it to the bathroom on time. I was so mad at that moment that I decided to be naughty. I was wearing a dress and I slowly pulled it out from underneath me, leaving it still covering me on the front. Then, while still sitting, I uncrossed my legs and spread them. As soon as I did that, a squirt escaped. I intinctivly went to cut it off, but then I just relaxed. Pee poured out and pooled between my legs before dripping to the floor. It made a loud hissing noise that my boss noticed.
"Lauren, are you pissing in your chair?" He asked.
"Yes I am. I told you I had to go so I am. Continue the meeting."
He just sat there and stared at me while I sat there peeing. When I was done the chair, my legs, and the floor were quite soaked. My boss was furious and told me that it was distraction of company property. I told him he left me no choice. I couldn't hold it anymore. He unlocked the door and I told him I quit. I quickly gathered my things and left. On the way out I had to pass the conference room and could see the puddle from the hallway, plus the wet spot on the chair. It smelled strongly of pee. That gave me satisfaction as I left. On the drive home I had to pee again and gave my car seat a good soak. I will be looking for a new job, but one that allows me to pee freely. I'll keep everyone updated!
LaurenAnon
The behavior of your husband's boss sounds like something that warrants a call to CPS.
Lurker from 2003
Anonymous College Guy - thanks a million for that story, it's right up my alley with all the detail and stuff.
Mr. Clogs
Comments and a quick post
Comments:
Taya: Hello and welcome, enjoyed your post about using the family restroom while the rest of the bathrooms were being cleaned.
Lauren: That's sad to read about in your post about Maya and her mom not allowing her to use the bathroom, poor thing. If children have to go, parents should take that seriously and let them go to the bathroom.
unknown person: 1. maybe 2. no
Mrs. Girl: Your post must of gotten cut off or something like that, I hope you were able to make it to the bathroom to poop.
desperate to poop: Yeah I be she was desperate and thanks for sharing.
Anonymous College Guy: Thanks man for the shout out and checking out my posts.
Now onto the quick post. Yesterday (Thursday) I took a really HUGE satisfying dump. I had my my usual two cups of coffee and I ready to poop. I made a mad dash to the bathroom and got ready to poop. I undid my PJ shorts and undies, wiped the toilet seat down and immediately start plopping turds with authority into the toilet filling the bowl with massive load. The day before that (Wednesday) I ate some vegetable fried rice and crab sticks and shrimp egg roll from the Chinese Food restaurant in my area. That was what the body didn't use came out. It felt so good coming out and filling the toilet bowl. I wiped and washed my hands and flushed my massive creation down the drain. Oh well. Take care everyone and happy peeing and pooping everyone. Peace!
--Mr. ClogsJay Bee
To Yvonne and all
Yvonne: Thank you for finishing the story about the festival with you and Glenda. As always, your details made it as if we were right there with you. You really have a talent that is so enjoyable. Thank you. Have you always been iterested in poop or is this more of a recent discovery. Whatever the case may be, please keep the experiences coming.
This is my second post on this site after reading it for so long. As so many have said in the past, I always thought I was the only one into this sort of thing. I'm a 35 year old male and I find it so refreshing to be able to open up on a site like this. I look forward to opening up to all of you about my own poop experiences very soon. It just seems odd to me that I've always been so interested in this subject, but I'm so poop shy. Any comments would be appreciated.
Thanks to all of you.I took Laura to the beach today and at the end of the day we went back to the car when Laura said she had to poo really bad. I said we'd find a toilet somewhere but she said she didn't want to use a public toilet but she had much better idea. We got into the car and Laura mentioned that time when I pood my pants in my mums car. I knew where she was going with the conversion and she leant over to the bag on the back seat and grabbed her towel from it. Laura folded it neatly into a thick pad and put it on her seat and sat on it. I started the car and we drove off. It took a while to get out of town and onto the motorway and as we drove through the traffic Laura said she had to pee so bad her bladder was hurting and soon afterwards I heard a hissing sound. I looked over to Laura and saw she had her skirt up around her waist and had her knickers in her hand. She peed a lot but the towel absorbed it all and Laura stayed dropped her knickers on the floor and smoothed her skirt down around her legs. I started to smell her poo as she unloaded her bowels onto the towel and Laura looked relieved. She pushed the last of her poo out and then she wiped herself on the towel and once her bottom was clean Laura put the towel in empty bag and tied it up in a double knot for disposal when we got home.
James f.
Answer to unknown person
Yes, I did it 9 years ago with my twin brother we are now 21 years old. We took a huge dump in front of each other in our bathroom, in our parents house. He do the shit dump first, finished and stood in front of me while I did my shit dump, so I cleaned his ass and ass cheeks and then I finished and I stood in front of him and he cleaned my ass and ass cheeks.
Bloated Butt
To Tyler and anyone else interested:
When your turds are really big and thick, or you simply have loads of heavy poop inside of you, do you ever involuntarily grunt or groan to get it out? I'm asking because whenever I poop, my turds are always so massive that I can't help but gasp and grunt to push them out. It sucks when I'm not the only one home, because I'm struggling to not only lay several humongous turds, but also to keep quiet so people don't hear my grunts, plops, and loud moans of pleasure at the sweet relief.
Also, Tyler: a while back you related how as a kid you would ride your bike and use the bike seat to push the poop back inside of you and enjoy being full and backed up. Have you considered doing this as an adult? In my last point I talked about how I like to deliberately hold in my bowel movements and let them build up. I love having immense turds inside of me, getting nice and full and feeling the pressure and weight in my butt. I think if you tried doing this, you'll get pretty good results.
Mystery poster
Response to anonymous college guy and unknown poster
College guy: Love your last post keep going. What is your favorite type of person to see taking a poop?
to unknown poster: I am a male and would love it if a girl or guy watched me poop and wiped me afterwards.
Dominic
Unknown Person's question
1) would you be willing to let someone watch you taking a dump
-I would be and I have.
2) would you let that person wipe you
-The person who has watched me, no. But there are other people I'd be fine both watching and wiping me. It's never come up, though.lanky white kid
Hi. I am a college freshmen. In the gym at my school. There is a bathroom where the stalls have no doors. They are separated by a partition. Guys will come into the bathroom, sit on the toilet and fart and poop within plain view of other guys. One day, I was in this bathroom. I had just gotten done taking a dump and was washing my hands in the sink, which stands directly in front of the doorless stalls. If you look in the mirror at the sink, you can see the reflection of the person taking a dump in the stalls behind you. So, i'm washing my hands and this cute,husky Hispanic kid walked in. He was holding his stomach and walking slowly with his butt stuck out. He looked like he was bloated with gas from eating a big meal and was now ready to release some of that pressure in his stomach and bowels. He was tan skinned with spikey black hair and wearing a brown hoody with jeans. He went over to the middle toilet, pulled down his jeans, and sat his cute, rump down on the toilet. Then he cupped his hands in front of him, relaxed and began to release his bodily gasses. First I heard his ???? rumble and he let out some quiet burps. Then came some nice farts. They came out one by one and sounded like air escaping from a balloon. They were pretty loud but not super loud. The kid looked really relaxed and all of the bodily gasses he had been holding in all day were just exploding out of both ends. It was awesome. You could tell that he didn't care at all that someone could see him. He only cared about relieving his body. Then, I heard a long stream of pee dripping into the toilet, followed by a plunk of poop. When he finished peeing, I heard plunk, plunk, plunk come out real fast. By now, I guessed he had plopped out about 4 dollops of poop. I started to get a whiff of a faint poop odor in the air. The kid reached for the toilet paper, but just as he was about to wipe, his face tensed up and he said ooh ooh, like he had more turds that needed to come out. I heard a little grunting and then plop, plop, two more poops splashed into the toilet. Then their was silence. Just when I thought he was finally finished, I heard PHTTTTTTTT and one last dollop plopped in. I thought, wow, the toilet must be full of poop now. The kid gave a heavy sigh of relief and then started wiping his big butt. Then he left the stall, but didn't flush! I got really excited because I was going to get a chance to view his load. I went over to the stall and peaked in. I couldn't believe what I saw. There were at least seven good sized logs of dark brown poo floating in the toilet. I mean, I knew the kid pooped a lot, but I didn't think they were that big. Now, I am interested in getting to know this kid. I suspect that he left his dump in the toilet on purpose cause he wanted me to see it.I went to Margate with Laura on Sunday and as we walked down the beach to the sea, Laura announced that she really had to in to the toilet. I said she could do it in the water and Laura agreed. We get about knee deep in the sea when Laura said she couldn't hold it any longer which didn't surprise me and she started to pee down her leg. I peed in my trunks and Laura turned round to show me her bottom. She had her legs apart and a bulge was forming in her bathing suit. It was quite a load and we paddled out to sea untill we were waist deep in the water. Laura then reached into her bathing suit and removed the poo from it and she threw it as far as she could into the sea. She then washed the back of her bathing suit clean in the water and we returned to the beach without a trace of what had happened.
Nikki
Diarrhea Surveys
Well, since boredom strikes due to me having no life, I'd figured I'd answer some surveys on everyone's favorite topic: diarrhea.
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all?
Yes. Almost every time I get it.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?
No. Thank God.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Not really.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
Yes, being naked is what really contributes to it.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
Almost on the 4th of July this year. I had a stomach bug and had the shits for 4 days. It ended on July 3rd actually.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom?
No.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
Diarrhea for obvious reasons.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Very gassy.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
No.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work?
No.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner?
Yes. We took a trip to a nudist resort and the food didn't really agree with us so we took turns releasing explosive diarrhea. We even watched each other on some bouts.
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Stomach bugs, my IBS
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through?
Let it all flow through.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you?
Not at all.
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble?
My closest friends.
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives?
No.
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane?
No.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming?
Yes. It was so bad that I actually farted and went in the pool! It was insane but it was at a male friend's house and I was the only one in the pool.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop?
Yes.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts?
Oh yes.
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Wet, watery, explosive.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more?
Diarrhea
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
No.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom?
Absolutely not.
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
No.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
Wipe like I normally do.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
No.
While having diarrhea what do you do?
Just let it all out or try to.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Just go but quickly and quietly as possible.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink?
9.
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Sugar free candy, some burgers, etc.
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No. That's nasty.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
1.
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
Yes.
How often do you get diarrhea?
Twice a month.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Crimson Flash good story.
To: Taya first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a really great poop I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Lauren Maya must have a really good reason for it but still making her dauther suffer like that is kinda cruel in a way and maybe one you will find out why does that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Observant Guy another good catch.
To: Mrs.Girl cant wait to find out what happened.
To: Desperate To Poop it sounds like that woman really had to pee bad and just made and it sounds like alot of women and girls had to poop that day and I bet they and you all felt pretty good afterwards especialy that desperate pooping girl and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Yvonne as always another great story it sounds like you really helped glenda out I bet she was really thankful you were there to help and that womans fart was almost a wet one kinda an inbetween one and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: abbie as always another great story it sounds like you and Katie both had really great poops outside and I bet you both felt great and refreshed afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Pat as always another great story about Artiss it sounds like she had a really tough poop but at least she had you there to help and provide support for her and as always I look forard to your next post thanks.
To: Meagan as always another great post it sounds like you both had really great poops and I bet you both felt great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Adrian
Replies
unknown person. Would I be willing to let someone else watch me take a dump and would I let them wipe me. Well, I think the answer to both questions depends on who the other person was. If they were a stranger or someone with whom I had only a passing acquaintance, the answer would be a resounding "no." Were it my GF or a close relative I wouldn't mind them watching. Whether they helped me with wiping or not, would depend on what was happening and whether I was hampered in any way from wioing myself.
Yvonne. I enjoyed reading about the last day of the music festival. It sounds as though you'd eaten plenty to still be pushing out big loads. However I'm not surprised Glenda was rather constipated or that she was a little shy of performing. People vary but I know when I was Glenda's age my output tended to be on the firm side and I wouldn't be surprised if her bowels loosen when she gets older.teetee
fernando
Hey Fernando I miss your posts are you still here??
Suzi
passing out (due to not passing dirt out)
I've been looking through these sites and found a few references to people fainting on the toilet, apparently as a result of constipation.
I wonder if that ecplains what happened early on Wednesdday morning. Melanie (my 9 year old daughter) keeled over and passed out as she was coming out of the toilet at about 7.30 am. I caught her and picked her up and put her back in bed in the recovery position. And I wanted to believe it was just dehydration that brought it on, but my mum (her grandma) insisted on phoning the health clinic, as a result of which our family doctor actually came round to the house to visit. (Who says they don't do house calls anymore?) Which meant I had to take the day off work.
And what did he do? He almost immediately turned the talk to constipation ('cause he knew our history) and really upset her by giving her a finger up the smeller, before suggesting that I give her a suppository ASAP ("I'll leave you to it, I know you know what you're doing here...")
I gave her an enema (two enemas actually, the soapy one and the rinse) - I wouldn't normally but it seemed the right thing to do. But she was really not happy - not screaming and trying to run away like she used to when she was younger, but whimpering and whining a lot. And because she was in the bathroom "painting the bowl brown" for about 30-45 minutes, everyone knew what was going on and was hovering round and observing from a distance hour...it made me feel claustrophobic, I can imagine how Mel felt.
At least she seems fit and well now, and I wad able to go back to work, but they kept her indoors the next two days fussing over her.