Shyness at it againI spent Thursday-Sunday with one of my best friends. Thursday and Friday I was at his house, then we went to his dads shore house Friday night to Sunday night. I had no problem at all going pee. I would even announce to my friend when I had to go. At the shore house though I did get a little shy because, both bathrooms are connected to the bedrooms and we hung out most of the time in there and even though we're really close, I felt a bit embarrassed knowing he could hear me peeing. Each time I had to go I turned on the water to cover up the sound.
Now pooping was another story. I couldn't go at all. Friday I got an urge to go so I figured I'd just try and go because everything was going normal and I didn't wanna get constipated. The first time I tried to go was in the morning. I grabbed my spray out of my bag and sprayed it cause I didn't want to stink out the bathroom. I was really nervous for some reason. I sat on the toilet biting my lip then I started to push a little. Nothing at all would come out not even a fart so I just pulled up my pants and said forget it. The second time I tried to go was later that night after my shower. I left the water on and repeated the same routine as earlier and got the same results. Nothing. I felt a bit uncomfortable cause I could feel it right there. Eventually I forgot about it.
Saturday I tried to go again. Couldn't go. I was getting very light stomach pains but they eventually went away.
Sunday I didn't have any urges to go in the morning but my stomach felt a bit heavy and I didn't really have much of an appetite I guess from not being able to poop. I had two cookies and coffee for breakfast.
Around 1:30 we all went out for a boat ride and something really weird happened to my stomach. We anchored the boat and I was laying on the seat enjoying the sun when all of a sudden out of no where I felt extremely nauseous and light headed. I popped up and just layed my head on my arms on the side of the boat and kept taking deep breaths. If I was at home I'm pretty sure I would have thrown up. I've been going on the boat for years and had never once gotten sea sick. I never once even felt nauseous or gotten a single stomach cramp on the boat so I have no idea what that was about. After 10-15 minutes later I felt completely better.
Sunday night when I was at home I got the urge to poop again. It was like my body senses I was at home. I went up to the bathroom stripped off my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. I grabbed the side of the wall and gave a slight push. A small ball came out. I sighed a bit and repositioned myself on the toilet grabbing the side again tapping my fingers another small ball came out. Pushed again a bit and felt the big one trying to come out. I sat there holding the wall tapping and giving a few hard pushed and finally a decent sized piece came out. I breathed a sigh of relief. I probably could have gotten more out but my butt was a bit sore from all the pushing so that was good enough for me. I wiped twice sprayed some air freshener even though there wasn't a strong after smell and that was that.
Two StoriesI have been a long time lurker on this site for about 14 years. I haven't made a post since around page 400. I wrote about a 9 year old who peed herself in class. Well that's because I never have many interesting stories to tell. I am 28 now and I have never witnessed any clear accidents since that incident. There was one moment about four years ago, more on that in a moment. In my opinion, those are the best stories I enjoy on here since normally it's not a normal occurrence within adults. Whether, it's by accident or not it's always an enjoyable story.
So first let's go back to 2008. I was with friends visiting a beach town. We were walking around the little town they had trying to find a place to eat lunch. I passed by this one attractive girl probably in her twenties who had a black and white summer dress on about knee length. She was with a couple of people, but what I noticed is that she covering her ass with her hand purse using both hands to hold it. She did not have it clamped on her ass so I was able to see her dress in which I thought I saw a bulge or something, but there was no stain or anything. I was able 30 feet away from her so I did not get close or anything. She was going in the other direction. She was not crying or walking funny or anything. She was just walking with her hand purse at her ass. If there's no stain or anything, then why else would she be holding it there? I was 95% certain she had an accident. I did not bring it up to anyone I was with nor did anyone else notice. But, I don't forget things like that. Especially since I don't see such things around where we live here. Does it sound like a dirty suspicion to you?
Now my second story is much more recent which occurred about two weeks ago. My wife and I were visiting a beach. She was wearing a one piece swimsuit and I was wearing swim trunks. Before we go into the water, she says that she has to pee. Now let me tell you about my wife and I. I'm more open with my bathroom habits than she is. I usually close the door especially if its number two, but sometimes I leave the door open to pee. Sometimes I even pee when she's taking a shower. But she is not open at all. The most she would do is fart around me. Even though I have seen her on the toilet peeing, she does not like it when I watch her. I would not want to watch her poop though. But anyway, the bottom line is other than farting and saying her butt hurts after poop, she is very private about bathroom functions and does not even like talking about it.
So, let's get back to the story. She says she has to pee. There's a restaurant about 200 feet which I tell her about it, but she says that it's too far and probably has a dirty restroom. She said she will just go in the water, which completely shocked me. In the five years of knowing her, she has never ever said such a thing or done such a thing (at least to my knowledge). The only accident she ever told me about was a peeing accident when drunk. Otherwise, no other accidents in her history (I mean of course as kids we all had them). So, I just said whatever. We went into the rough waves about waist deep and she peed through her swimsuit. I don't know for how long and I could not see anything. I just stood five feet from her. I just played it like I did not know and asked her if she wanted to go to the restaurant really quick and she said she already went. I was speechless and so turned on.
We just played in the waves for a little bit and went back to get our stuff. Since we were already wet I could not see a patch or anything. Let's just say I had to wrap a towel around my waist so people won't see "something"… When we got back to our room, she went to take a shower and I went to check our swimsuit and there was a light stain in the crotch part about the size of a quarter, but nothing on the outside. After I showered, we had dinner and she kept asking me if I was OK, because I kept zoning out. I could not get those thoughts out of my head of what went down that day. I spoke to her a little bit about it after dinner, but I feel like I did not accomplish much. She said she peed in the ocean as a kid, but did not say any recent incidents. But she said people pee in the ocean all the time, so what? She sounded so nonchalant when she said it too. I wanted to talk to her more about it but she changed the topic.
Now, I know people pee in the ocean all the time which I suppose is much better than peeing in the pool. I never even witnessed someone pee their swimsuit until now which I would consider an "intentional accident". But I never saw my wife as one of those people who would just go like that. Honestly, I have never done that. Maybe as a baby but to my knowledge, I never tried it. I used to pee in the shower when I was about 5 years old, but that's about it. I have always had a pee/poop fetish all my life and finding this site 14 years ago has given me so many great stories. My wife knows about this fetish but did not really say much about it so I don't really bring it up to her as this type of topic makes her uncomfortable.
So now I ask for your advice. Clearly, she's comfortable to pee her swimsuit in front of me. Would I want to see it again? Heck yes! I just wonder how many times she has done it in my presence in the five years I have known her. I hope I'm not crossing the line here with the moderators, but I wonder if she would be comfortable if I was closer to her next time instead of a few feet as I'm sure that would be even more exciting. Clearly, I'm not ashamed of her actions. I want her to do it again, but I would like to know about it and not have to keep guessing, "Is she peeing yet? How about now?" After all, I would not like keeping secrets from each other. Especially rare occurrences like this. I want to talk to her more about this as I feel this has opened a door for new opportunities, but I don't want to make her uncomfortable. So how should I make the approach? I want to ask her such things that I have said in this paragraph, but am unsure on how to ask her. Any advice would be a great help. What else should I ask?
So those are my two stories. Hope you enjoyed them and if I ever witness such event again, then I will post again. I just hope it's not another four years that I witness another girl in one of these scenarios.
1. How often do you have to shit? Once daily, but see question 11
2. Are you a folder? Usually, just wipe
3. Are you an inspector? Sometimes inspect, sometimes not. Sometimes like to check if there is still more room for a 'double-dip' (see question 5 below.)
4. Are you a stander or sitter? Prefer sitting, though occasionally in a public toilet without a lock on the door, I get up and lean my body against the door. But it's always cleaner when I sit. I can insert the paper from different angles when I lift up each buttock (bottom-cheek)
5. Are you a double-dipper? More likely when at home, where I have to pay for the toilet paper! In public, more extravagant.
6. Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? I do keep some wet wipes handy, but if possible, after the dry wipe, I have my morning shower, which includes thoroughly washing my bottom .
7. Do you read in the latrine? Rarely - more likely to have the radio on.
8. If so, how often do you read? see question 7. Post arrives much to late to read while on-the-john
9. How do you sit when using the toilet? Upright; usually an involuntary pee at the beginning; sometimes my penis won't stay tucked into the inside I hold it. Then I clasp my hands and relax, and let things happen. I like to fidget; opening my legs and lifting up each side of my bottom, to make sure it's completely empty. I find narrow cubicles, where I have to keep my legs together, very restricting.
10. Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Occasionally; but always inspect AFTER flushing, to make sure it's clean. (Not everybody does in public toilets!)
11. How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? Down to my ankles when in private, or in public toilets where there is a lock on the door. If not, and I feel I ought to go while having the opportunity, I will still sit with them round my ankles, but ready to pull them up as far as possible if there are footsteps getting nearer. In the UK there are still a few transport cafe men's facilities with a urinal, a wash basin and a sit-me-down in the same room. These are now disappearing, to discourage voyeurism. On such occasions I pull my trousers to my thighs, if some guy wants to pee. But my general experience is that I haven't got complete freedom in my position, I sometimes have to go again later *
12. If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until it's all gone? Yes, I like to leave a toilet as I would find it!
13. To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? From the back. I don't want to accidentally touch my balls with dirty hands.
14. Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back, back to front, or some other way? From the back, but a many-angled wipe.
15. Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? Totally clean, but see my answer to question 6. (In a sense I don't think I can be totally clean without a shower.)
16. Do you try to avoid shitting in public restrooms when other people are there? Not if I need to use them. (Less embarrassment than suddenly being desperate where there might be involuntary relief.)
17. At home, do you usually shit with the latrine door open when somebody else is around? I live alone, so it doesn't matter. If other people are visiting or sleeping overnight, of course, I do, and would expect them to.
18. Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? No.
19. Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the latrine? No. My regularity and sensible diet means I don't leave a smell. Though there is always an air spray in the bathroom.
*Footnote to question 11: This may help some younger readers on this thread.
At the age of 11, I, and my two best school-pals, transferred to another school where we had to catch an early 'bus. Fortunately, we knew each other well enough to discuss a problem which we hadn't met before. Our previous schools were near enough to home for our bowel movements at the time we were ready, and school toilets were only used for urination.
Our early new routine wasn't adjusted for this, and the time when we were normally sitting with bare posteriors, was the time we arrived at school. The school toilets were open for us to use, but there were no locks on the door. The seats were pear-shaped, thick wood, and comfortable to sit on, and there was toilet paper, and they were kept clean, but the school governors wouldn't allow the Headmaster to put locks on the doors. After a few weeks an earlier breakfast meant that our body systems could operate earlier. But one of my two pals discussed it with his older brother, and he said that he always sat with his trousers far up enough to uncover his bottom in situations where somebody might 'burst in'. I have been glad of that advice over the years, in emergencies. In those first few weeks, we managed to make sure that when one of us was on a school toilet, the other two pals would stand guard, and hold the school bag of the one who was ensconced.
Mrs. Toilet Trooper's Survey1. I poop at least once a day, often two or three times.
2. I grab a bunch of paper to wipe with.
3. I check the toilet paper after each wipe, checking how clean I am.
4. I sit to wipe, lifting one side and reaching under.
5. I check the paper but don't fold it over to wipe again.
6. I always use a wet wipe after I have finished wiping.
7. I have read, mostly when I am home.
8. Mostly I chat to my neighbour in the next stall.
9. Thighs open slightly, leaning forward, hands on knees.
10. Yes, I check and flush a second time if necessary.
11. I pull my panties right down to my ankles.
12. Same answer as question 10.
13. I reach under and wipe front to rear.
14. Answered in question 13.
15. I wipe until the paper shows no traces, then I use a wet wipe.
16. No. I go wherever I am, as soon as my ???? tells me I need to go.
17. I often poop with the door open if I have a friend with me.
18. I have never filled the pan with paper before having a poop.
19. Air freshener if needed.
I was on a 12 hour flight to china. About 5 hours into the flight, I felt a strong urge to poop and pee. I had forgotten to use the toilet at home that morning. I stood up to go to the restroom when we hit turbulence. The seat belt sign lit up and I had to sit down. The turbulence ended up lasted for two hours. When it ended, there was a huge line. I was in the middle of the line. By now I was leaking in my panties and a log was poking out of my butt. I had one hand jammed in my crotch and the other holding my butt. I wasn't the only one desperate. In front of me was a little boy. He looked like he was around 8. He was grabbing his butt with both of his hands. After a few minutes, he dropped both his hands and I saw a bulge growing in the back of his shorts. He ran back to his seat and I didn't see him the rest of the flight. Another half hour later, I was finally third in line for the bathroom. Suddenly, the urge got too strong. I started wetting my pants and I couldnt stop. My shorts were soaked. As I peed I my poo started coming out too. I could do nothing except squat as a big log slides into my panties. It made a huge bulge because I was wearing tight shorts. When I got in the bathroom, I took of my soaked shorts and panties and dumped the log into the toilet. Then I sat down and finished my poo. I started thinking about what do do with my shorts and panties and how I was going to get a change of clothes. I decided to throw away my panties and shorts and cover my crotch with my hands. I wiped, flushed, then opened the door. People were looking at me with disgust as I walked out half naked and hands covering my crotch. I hurried to my seat to get a change of clothes. When my mom saw me, she asked what happened. I told her about my accident. She was very nice about it. She helped me get new panties and jeans. I decided to just change in the aisle instead of waiting in line for the bathroom. It felt really good to wear clean panties :) I had to use the bathroom one more time during the flight but I made it to the bathroom this time
Comment and Survey AnswersTo Karen - Great job! There's nothing like a good solid dump that just slides out and leaves you feeling lighter afterwords. You have to enjoy those when they happen!
Now to answer this survey:
How often do you have to shit? Once a day.
Are you a folder or a crumpler? Crumpler.
Are you an inspector? Yes.
Are you a stander or sitter? Sitter.
Are you a double-dipper? Not if it's really messy, otherwise, yes.
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? No.
Do you read in the latrine? Yes.
If so, how often do you read? Every morning.
How do you sit when using the toilet? Leaning slightly forward.
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Oh yeah.
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? Down to my ankles.
If you flush but there"s still some left, do you flush again? Yes.
To wipe, do you go between the legs, or around back? Around the back.
Once you start wiping, do you wipe front to back, back to front, or some other way? Front to back.
Do you wipe until you're totally clean, or until most of it is gone? I like it to be totally gone.
Do you try to avoid shitting in public restrooms when other people are there? No, that doesn't bother me.
At home, do you shit with the latrine door open when somebody else is around? No, I like my privacy.
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start? No.
Do you use air freshener (or light a match)after you go to the latrine? Rarely.
First Sleep over with the boyfriendI was nervous the first time I stayed with my boyfriend I had told him about how inset the bed and he said he didn't mind it just embarrasses me. Well we were laying on the couch watching tv and I fell asleep and woke up to him shaking me saying "get up you're peeing!" I jumped up and grabbed my crotch but I couldn't stop it as I was running to the bathroom. He has hardwood floors so I left a tinkle trail from the couch to the bathroom. When I got to the bathroom I sat on the toilet but not much pee was left. I told him I was sorry, I would have put on a goodnite if I would have known I was going to fall asleep. I peed on his leg I was mortified but he thought it was funny. He brought me my bag and cleaned up my tinkle trail. I went ahead and out on a goodnite because it was close to bed time. When I woke up the next morning my goodnite was wet and I was bursting to pee. I jumped outta bed and ran for the toilet, my goodnite couldn't hold anymore pee. I ripped my wet goodnite down and peed pretty loudly. He asked me if I was ok and I said yeah I just really had to go. He said he had a pretty full bladder too and asked if I cared if he peed in the sink and I said not at all. While we were peeing together he looked down at my wet diaper and was suprised that I had to go do bad since I wet last night and I said almost every morning I wake up wet and with a full bladder.
Thanks again Brandon I'm glad u like my stories :)
I love pooping
A hugely satisfying pooHi everyone, have been out all day and after about half an hour after I got home I felt that all too familiar urge to go and have a huge poo. I was letting out some pretty smelly farts every couple of minutes and I hadn't been for a poo this morning (like I usually do) so this was my first one of the day and boy could I feel my belly knotting up. So I dashed to the upstairs loo, locked it, then pulled down my shorts and pants to my thighs and parked my bum on the seat. I sat forward with my legs spread (as usual), then I let out another couple of farts and then could feel this enormous load of poo rushing towards my bum .... I felt my butt cheeks opening and I had to push a bit because I felt this was going to be a massive poo and I was kind of right as the first of 3 thick, brown logs dropped out and landed in the bowl with a huge PLOP! Then 2 more logs made their way out of my bum .... PLOP! PLOP! That's it I was done! Boy was that a massive dump and it did carry a smell but it wasn't strong at all (as usual) it was a bearable odour. I then grabbed a moisture wipe (as there was no loo roll) and had a quick look behind me into the bowl and I saw 3 big brown 7 inch logs lying there. I then wiped at least 3 times and then I was totally clean. I then got up of the loo, pulled up my pants and shorts and then flushed the loo. I feel a lot better as I do after having a really good poo.
I hope to have more poo stories for you all very soon.
Desperate to poop
Desperate poop out on a walkHello all
Another poop story, not a really desperate one, but still a little desperate. Went for a nice walk round the local lake and wildlife park. Coming back the walking and the meal the night before had got my bowels moving.
Went into the cafe and my G/F and got in line for the toilets. There's only 2 unisex toilets and there is usually a line and I suppose the walking gets a lot of peoples bowels moving coz the line often takes a little while to go down. No different today as there were 6 waiting, 1Gent, 1 lady at the front in her 50,s a gent and 3 other ladies in their 30's and 40's.
The gent got in quite quickly and there was a wait for a few minutes before the 50yr old was able to take the place of another lady. She needed a poop and for about 4 minutes we were all waiting and a few had joined behind us. The gent then came out and the other gent went in, for a quick pee and he came out to to allow the first lady of the 3 to go in. She just needed a pee which allowed the other lady to go in. The 50 yr old was still hogging the toilet and me and my G/F were both needing a pooh and a wee. The lady, a blonde in her 40's that replaced the lady that just needed a pee, had been showing some slight discomfort so it wasn't a surprise she was also in for a while. This mean both toilets were occupied and the 50 yr old must have had a problem as she had been in 8-9 minutes with no sign of moving. A few people were starting to grumble, but heh when you can't stop, you can't stop. After 4 minutes both ladies came out which mean the other lady got to go in and me.
I was very relieved to get in as despite not being extremely desperate I needed a poo. I took the 50 yr old's place and the seat was not surprisingly very warm and there were streaks and a few floaters in the bowl. Signs of a good clear out!
I relaxed and let a lovely long log out, I savoured the pleasure as it came out, the relief and imagined that the 50 yr old had prob felt the same and wondered whether she had been desperate whilst walking round.
I couldn't hear much next door but heard the flush go, so she new my G/F would be in next
I had a couple more logs to get out, finished something else off and then finally wiped and left about 5 minutes later. My girlfriend was still going so I went to order coffees, feeling very relieved, and very happy with a great poop :)
When you've gotta go you've gotta goI remember years ago when a was fourteen I went camping with my friend Kelly. There were no facilities as it was just a farmers field we were in and the only water was a cattle trough with a standpipe. We had to use a hole in the ground for a toilet and that worked fine for peeing but Kelly wouldn't do a poo in it. She said it was disgusting and wanted to go into town to find a public toilet. The problem was it was getting late Kelly was desperate to go. I had to go myself but had no problem having a poo in the hole and I just went while Kelly wanted to hold on till morning. I had a lovely poo and peed a fair amount while Kelly struggled to control her bowels. We stayed up till about ten thirty and went to bed. Then at about two a.m. I was woken by Kelly moaning her ???? ached and she really had to poo. I told her to just go in the hole but she didn't want to and then she grabbed her bum and ran out of the tent. I threw her a toilet roll and heard her having a ton of diarrhoea in the hole. Kelly spent about twenty minutes emptying her bowels and when she came back to the tent she said she felt a lot better for that. She said she felt really dirty doing it in a hole but it was better than doing it in her knickers. Too right I said!
Train Stop with LauraThis story was before the time with Mum and Laura when we were Blackberry picking. I can't remember if Mum was working or whether she was ill, I do know that Laura was taking me to Portsmouth for the day. I had always wanted to go on HMS Victory and I had been looking forward to the trip a lot.
I remember when we were setting off it was early morning in the Autumn, a very cold morning. Laura was well wrapped up she had a longish coad that reached below her knees and she had the sort of heavy suede boots that reached to just below the knee and were strapped at the top. The train on the local line was single compartments the sort that are almost all gone now. Laura seemed tense and she was crossing and uncrossing her legs. I asked her what the matter was and she told me she needed to go to the toilet. The local train was chunt chuntering away but Laura told me she would have to get at the next stop to go to the ladies.
When the train stopped Laura got out holding me by the hand. She hurried down the platform, I could see the sign that read, 'Waiting room & Ladies Toilets.' Laura told me to wait for her in the waiting room by the electric fire. She opened the door to the ladies murmuring that she was shivering it was such a cold morning. Then she stepped inside and the door swung shut.
I glanced around, the waiting room was empty, it was so early I thought. Tentatively I pushed the outer door open. Laura was just bolting the stall door. I could see her boots under the partition as she was opening her coat. She hung it up and I heard her unbuckling the belt on her slacks then the sound that always aroused me when I first heard Mum, it was unmistakeable to me, the slither as she slid her panties down. Her feet seemed to widen as she sat on the toilet. For a split second she was silent except for her breathing, then she gasped as she started to pee in a sparkling rush at the same time there was such a lot of plop, plop, plops. As her pee trickled to a halt she was silent for longer, her feet moved a bit, scraping on the floor. Then she pooped again, a squishy sound splattering into the pan, she farted twice, sort of echoing in the room. She sat quiet again then I could see her feet moving, she was pressing her toes to the floor, heels off the ground. I heard two, three, distinct plops then a loud explosion of soft poop mingled with more farts. Again there was silence except for her low breathing. Her feet moved again and this time she grunted hard, farted loudly and did another sploshy poop, this time much reduced from the previous ones. I heard her tearing toilet paper and start to wipe her bum. she was sitting down and wiped twice that way, then I heard her standing and tearing more paper to wipe a third time. She tore paper three more times to wipe before I heard her pulling her panties up. I waited until she was taking her coat off the door hook again before I went back to the waiting room to wait for her.
She had to go to the toilet twice during the day although because they were public toilets and busy I couldn't go in to listen to her again. When I saw Mum and her in the woods the memory of listening to her in a station toilet was vivid in my memory.
Monday, June 11, 2012
To Car Mom ReaderWelcome! I don't post a lot because I'm pretty busy with my five kids. Plus I feel like I have nothing new to say. It seems most readers on here are interested in poop stories which I am not. Anyway, I encourage you to let your daughter pee in the car. It is fun for them and convenient for you. My daughter Jagger is 7 and loves it. As long as your daughter does it sitting down, it won't make a big mess at all, just a puddle beneath her. Make sure she is sitting far enough back it doesn't drop on the floor. The way car mom let's kaylee and her friends do it makes more of a mess but sounds like a lot of fun. My girls haven't tried that yet. Yes, a stain will show on light seats but the pee dries pretty quickly. There will be a very strong smell but I have an air freshener and keep my windows down so it doesn't get too bad. I encourage you to try it as well. I don't do it often but is a life saver when I have a five kids in the car. keep us posted on what happens. Where else has your daughter peed? Just curious. And I'll try to post more.
To Karen and othersIt's good that you noticed the remnants of okra seeds and salad greens in your poop. I always check both the toilet paper and what I can see of the poop itself to see what visible traces remain from my meals the day before. I don't see actual food traces every time; sometimes it's just a brown shape and texture. But other times I can, indeed, see traces. Corn is one obvious thing that reappears in my poop, though not quite every time I eat it. Other things are nuts, popcorn hulls, tomato skins, and salad greens (sometimes as tiny traceries of the vein structure of the leaves). Since your poop can tell you things about your general health, I think it's good to pay attention.
Hi, I'm new to this. I enjoy everyone's posts and I was wondering one thing. I guess this is aimed at the females that post and to the males that have partners that let them watch them poop. How do you get your partner let you watch? I mean, how to you initially bring up the conversation. Any help?
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Hi. It's Ebony here with a few responses. To Mike, Little Mandi, and Mr. Clogs, thank you very much for taking my survey. I find the variety of different answers to the questions very interesting.
Now, to answer Mike's survey:
1. Do you usually flush after pee/shit?
2. How often do you forget to flush after shit?
3. Do you pee/poop in shower with water running?
-I pee in the shower whenever I have to, but I never shit in the shower.
4. Do you close the stall doors when using toilet to shit/pee in public?
-Whenever I can, yes.
5. Do you have trouble with your zipper or buttons?
Mrs. Toilet Troopers' Survey
I don't think I've taken a survey before, so here is mine to Mrs. Toilet Troopers':
1. How often do you have to shit? Usually twice per day.
2. Are you a folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper) or a crumpler (you just grab a wad of toilet paper)? Wad
3. Are you an inspector? Yes, I check each wipe to see how dirty my butt still is.
4. Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can wipe his/her bottom, a sitter keeps seated for this). I keep seated to wipe.
5. Are you a double-dipper? (A double-dipper will wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper). No. I use new TP after every wipe.
6. Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? Only if I've had a really messy poo and feel I haven't gotten as clean as I like.
7. Do you read in the latrine? At home sometimes I do. At work I do not.
8. If so, how often do you read? Once per day, when I go at home.
9. How do you sit when using the toilet? Forward, knees together, feet together.
10. Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Yes.
11. How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? Just above my knees. If I have on a skirt and hose, just far enough down to expose my "plumbing".
12. If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until it's all gone? If I left a lot, yes. If it's just a few streaks, I don't bother.
13. To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? Hand around my backside.
14. Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back, back to front, or some other way? Front to back always. I've heard women can get vaginal infections wiping their buttholes forward.
15. Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? I like the paper on the last wipe to be clean or just barely visibly stained.
16. Do you try to avoid shitting in public restrooms when other people are there? I have done this. But if I really have to go, I will.
17. At home, do you usually shit with the latrine door open when somebody else is around? Yes, but only my husband.
18. Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? No.
19. Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the latrine? If I really cause a large odor like if I have a stomach ache or something, yes. I don't carry it in my purse for public restrooms, though.
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1. How often do you have to shit?
I have to try and go at least once a day.
2. Are you a folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper) or a crumpler (you just grab a wad of toilet paper)?
I'm a crumpler, unless I feel i have had a really messy session then it is folded neatly.
3. Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the faecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes I inspect after each wipe.
4. Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can wipe his/her bottom, a sitter keeps seated for this).
I wipe while sitting.
5. Are you a double-dipper? (A double-dipper will wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Sometimes I do. Not very often though.
6. Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Occasionally I'll wet the toilet paper if its too messy.
7. Do you read in the latrine?
8. If so, how often do you read?
Only when I am having trouble going. Seems to help me relax rather than struggling.
9. How do you sit when using the toilet?
I sit regular with my hands clasped in my lap or tuck my thumbs in the top of my underpants, helps with concentration.
10. Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
11. How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Usually to my knees but occasionally keep hold of underwear.
12. If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until it's all gone?
13. To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
I do both.
14. Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back, back to front, or some other way?
Usually front to back.
15. Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
I wipe till I'm completely clean.
16. Do you try to avoid shitting in public restrooms when other people are there?
Yes I'm a bit uncomfortable at times trying to poop in public.
17. At home, do you usually shit with the latrine door open when somebody else is around?
If its my female flat mate I do not always close the door completely but if there is a male around always shut, although none of us actually lock the door, no matter what we are doing.
18. Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
No. but I do if I am pooing in a public toilet, to try and make it a bit less noisy as logs drop.
19. Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the latrine?