ToiletStool.com     2070





Wendy

Pooing in a bucket

I hadn't pood in 3 days untill tonight. I got home from work with a huge urge to go and not wanting to block the toilet I got a bucket from the garage and took it up to the bathroom. I was desperate and just made it in time. Kirsty came in with me to watch and I quickly pulled my trousers and panties down and squatted over the bucket. Kirsty needed to pee so she sat on the toilet and released her stream while I pushed out a big turd about 6 inches long. It was hard and lumpy and hurt a bit as it bumped its way through my anus. Then it fell into the bucket with a thud as the next one emerged. This one was really big but softer than the first which was a big relief. It came out with little effort and when it met the first piece it bent in the middle and broke in half. More was on the way and it just kept flowing. The relief was huge and by the time I was done the bucket was half filled with about 4 pounds of poo. I wiped a lot and put the tissue in the toilet and flushed. We took the bucket out to the garden and Kirsty got a spade and dug a hole at the bottom of the garden. I was so proud of my production and took one last look at it before it was committed to the ground. Kirsty filled the hole in while I washed the bucket out with the hose pipe and put it back in the garage.


Mac

Not quite constipation

Chaps,

There are many discussions on what food or drinks give people diarrhoea or soft poo.

Would anyone have an opinion on what food and drink is likely to have the opposite effect?

Thanks


wheelchair Sara
Hi
First I will tell you about, myself.
im 25
female
and due to bad luck ened up in a wheelchair.

So first story (take place when I was 23)starts when with me & some friend went to the local pub to celebrate the end of exams. The pub has the best burgers so we were gonna make an evening of it, by having food first them get drunk later. so we get there about 6pm and have food a I hadn't done a poo in ages (down to all the painkillers I take)so was hoping the burger would do the job. so we have our food the about 1hr 30mins later I really need to go so I tell my best friend Beth (because i somtimes need help geting on/off toilet if thee is no a disabled toilet) so off we go and Beth says she need to go as well, so we go and the toilet is empty, then I lift myself on to the toilet, but because of the chair i couldn't cloe the stall door,so I sit down and start to poo stright away, and Beth is in the next stall farting and pooing aswell, buy this time my poo is starting to smell, then some other girl come in and looks at me sitting on the toilet with the door open, so I tell her the door won't shut with the chair. So this girl goes into the stall the other side and she starts to have a really runny poo. so i finally finshed and the wipe and the lift myself back into the chair, the wait for Beth to finishs as the other girls poo was starting to stink really bad, and thats it really hope you enjoyed reading.

I have some more stories to share if you guys want me to mostly when I was in hospital.

love Sara


Jeff
So i have this friend (shes a girl, and just a friend) named Ally that agreed (after picking a dare during a game of truth or dare) to not pee in a toilet for the next month, and she has to text me everytime she pees and tell me where she peed. It's been really interesting seeing how creative she has gotten. In the morning, she ussually pees in the shower anyway, so that takes care of her morning pee, which she has told me is quite a large amount. A lot of times she has peed in the backyard, which is relatively hidden from neighbors so theres no chance of being seen. She usually squats and pees when outside, but she told me she pees standing up sometimes, shes just not good at it and usually sprinkles her pants a litte. At night, she has an enormous cup that she fills with pee, and it usually fills nearly to the top. She usues the cup so as not to wake her parents by going outside. She empties the urine in the toilet in the morning. I love getting texts with her saying something like "I just pissed in a cup" or "I peed in the sink this time." When in public, she tries to find places with one toilet and pees straight into the trash can. She once sent me a picture of the aftermath and it was a pile of paper towels and other garbage soaked yellow with her pee. When we're hanging out, we sometimes go for walks in my back woods, and she'll run off and squat behind a tree, usually close enough that a can see the stream pretty easily. I've also seen her pee in her pool when we went swimming, and i didnt even need her to tell me she went because i could see the yellow cloud forming around her. She has admitted to peeing in her pool many times before though, she this isnt much of a new thing. The most interesting pee was when we were alone at my house one day and she told me she had to pee. She got up and walked to my bedroom. My rooms on the second floor, so she opened the window, sat on the edge, and peed onto the ground below. It made a loud splashing sound, and there was a huge puddle on the pavement. Needless to say, its been an interesting month


Just a Guy

Emma, that was another great story! It sounded like a very relieving dump, but that sounded like a really agonizing wait for you. I'm glad you made it in time. I've had dumps like that where I expected it to be large and was disappointed, only to have to return for a much larger dump a couple hours later.


lori (car moms friend)

first post!

Hello!

My name is lori and if you are a reader of car moms posts you know me! I'm the one who has the 2 daughters katelyn and emma and I'm also the one who peed with megan (car mom) in her living room the other day. Megan told me about this site a while ago and I said I would probably post on here eventually and now here I am! I've been reading for a while now, ever since megan told me about it. Its on page 1988 that she said she told me about it and I said she could use our real names if she wanted. Ok so I'm lori and I'm a 38 year old single mom and I'm about 5' 6" 145lbs and I have brown eyes and dark brown hair which is short and wavy. I know megan has told you a lot about me but if there's anything you want to know please feel free to ask me. Of course I will say that peeing in places other than the toilet is a new thing for me but so far I'm really liking it. Emma was the one who told me about her friend kaylees mom and she told me that she let's kaylee and her pee in their car sometimes. At first I didn't know what to say. But I'm pretty open minded about a lot of stuff so I can't say that it bothered me, just surprised me. Then as time went by I did think about it a lot and I also wondered what it would be like and if kaylees mom would also let me try it. Well as you know she did! And I liked it a lot. At first I wasn't sure if it was something that she would let me do often. And so a lot of times I wouldn't come out and ask if I could do it. But now I know that she does let people do it often which is wonderful for me. And I also know that she is the kind of person who likes to have fun with it and who likes to try different things. I'm glad she does cause I'm really getting into it. The other day I couldn't believe how she let me pee on her stuff in her living room especially her magazine rack. And especially since it had magazines and stuff in it. It felt so good to pee like that. Like megan said in her last post I felt like a teenager. She did say we needed to make sure we cleaned the carpet when we were done since its an apartment. But she said as far as any furniture or anything like that, I was free to pee in or on it and it didn't matter if it became permanently peed in. Remember this is a girl who allows people to pee in her car. And she even started allowing strangers to pee in her car. Of course so far its always been kids and sometimes the mom if she has to. But even so their pee is permanently soaked into the seats. Just like the couch. So anyway I now have a place to pee in when I want to! And as I said it makes me feel like a kid! Last year I was going through a struggle with getting older and still being single and everything. But now thanks to megan I'm feeling better than I've felt in a long time! So if anyone has any ideas for peeing please let me know! I'm glad I finally posted on here!

Take care!
Lori


Zip

The frosted window stalls-Brian

Brian-I've encountered toilet stalls with large frosted windows in them a few times.

I was staying at a retreat center and noticed the stall in the main building of the facility. Once I did see someone using the toilet, because the window was right next to the toilet. I could see the guy seated and then saw as he wiped (also while seated) and then pulled up his underwear and pants. I saw him as he came out and he was a Latino guy, probably in his late 20's.

I used to live across the street from a fraternity house that had a large, frosted, double-hung window right next to an upstairs toilet. There were many times when I would see guys on the toilet. Especially at night, when the light would be on and it was dark outside. Guys lived there and several times I would see a guy on the can basically naked, because he would just be going in wearing just his underwear and would drop them down at his ankles while dumping. Back then there were more guys wearing briefs and I could see them when they pulled them down and pulled them up. I could make out if the guys were standers or sitters while wiping. One I distinctly remember was a good-looking guy, probably early 20's, who just finished taking a crap, and stood up to wipe. The top part of the double hung window was down and he decided to look around outside while standing and wiping. He was facing the window, looked down at the street below, them looked at the paper after he wiped. He kept doing that until he was cleaned up. I could even make out a dark patch of his pubic hair. Then I could see when he pulled up his white briefs, adjusted himself, and pulled up his jeans.

I did end up using the toilet at the retreat center a few times over the weekend. I stood to wipe as usual, and I may have even been spotted by a few folks walking along.


Tiffany
I've been farting a lot the past five minutes and I know I'll need to take a dump very soon. I'm typing this on my Ipad and I'm going to type this story as it happens. Pfffffff, I just let out a long silent one. I think a big fart's on its way... Brrrrrrrrrrtttt Oh that feels good. Prrt Prrrtt Pfff, I can feel the poop now, Braattt Okay I'm walking to the bathroom Pffft. Just pulled down my jeans and panties Brrrrarrrttt. Sitting down on the toilet Bzzzzzt, that sounded like a zipper. Splonk, the first turd just came out. I haven't taken a dump in four days, so this will be a big one.

Ploop brrrrrt pppprrt zzzppp floomp, a couple more turds and some farts. I'm waiting for the next turd, Ooh, hold on - Prraaarrrrpp, nope just a fart. Splunk Sploop Plop Sploosh a bunch of turds exited quickly. Brrrtt Pzzzzz Pfffff Pfffft Brraarrrttt Pff Pff wow that's a lot of gas. Bzzttt Prrrrppp Pffffff Sploonk plosh sploop splip plip splop. I think that's it for right now, but there will probably be a round two later, so I won't submit this post just yet.

Turns out I was right, it's about twenty minutes later now and I have to poop again. I'm already sitting on the toilet, the turd is poking out. It's continuing to come out, wow this is a long one. Flump, it just snapped off. Baaarrt Pffffff Sploosh Plunk Prrrt Ploop Floomp Plop. Pzzzzzzttt Brarrrt Plonk. Alright, now I'm really done. Rolling off some paper, folding it once, wiping my butt. The paper is covered in poop, wiping again. Still a lot of poop residue, need another wipe. Looking better, but I think one more wipe couldn't hurt. Alright, almost clean. Fold the dirty paper in half again and one last pass. All done now. I flushed and there's a lot of skid marks left all over the toilet. When it's done refilling I'll try another flush. Okay, second flush helped, but I'm going to need the toilet brush. I'll do that later, posting this now.


Fred

Two stories

On Sunday morning Roxanne had a mushy almost diarrhea poop. She had barely sat down when there was a barrage of plips and splips accompanied by wet sounding farts. I was also assaulted by a horrible stench. I normally enjoy smelling her poop, but this was in a league of its own, it was that bad. Her nasty sounding and smelling poop lasted for a while but it stopped just as abruptly as it had begun. After, she peed a small amount and then she wiped and flushed. I almost didn't want to go into the bathroom, but I did really need to pee, so I braved it. And wow, if I thought the stink was bad outside the bathroom...

Today, Wednesday, she began with a pee starting at a trickle and slowly building up to a waterfall which lasted quite a bit longer than any pee I remember hearing her have. After she stopped peeing there was silence for a bit, then "Nnh", flooomp, a fart that sounded like a zipper, another ploomp, "Mmh" splonk. I heard her begin to wipe but then a deep fart erupted followed by one last plop and then she finished wiping.


SportsFan

Ladies in the Porta Potties

I went to two golf events this past week and on Monday of this week. Both places were set up with unisex porta potties for toilet facilities. I have three interesting incidents to share.

I was heading to the porta potties the first day. There weren't many people around and I saw a blonde woman, about 45 dressed in a white sleeveless blouse and blue shorts heading toward the toilets as well. I went in first and selected a unit on the right side where there were three toilets. She came in behind me and went in a unit right next to me. These things are butted right against one another and there is a vent screen at the top so you can hear a pin drop in the unit next to you. I peed into the urinal which is pretty quiet. I heard her unrolling toilet paper in long pulls. I quickly determined she was making a toilet seat cover. Then she unzipped her shorts and I heard her pull them down. I'd finished peeing and just stood there to see what I could hear. She sat and in a few seconds started peeing then I heard a URRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEPPP sound - a fart while she was peeing. Her pee stopped and she went "UUUUAAHH" like she'd been straining the whole time. She wiped pulled up her shorts and went out. I went out and we were at the hand washing station together. She didn't make eye contact.

The next day around 7:30 a.m. I got an urge to poop. I was by the driving range watching the pros practice and I started to walk toward this group bank of toilets which were about 200 yards away. Half way there a lady volunteer, like the lady the previous day, around 45, but a larger woman, came from a volunteer tent and was walking in front of me in the same direction. She wasn't obese, just a bit on the plump side. She had on a golf skirt and a tournament volunteer shirt. Sure enough she was going to the toilets. She went into the far end one from the entrance to the toilets (there were 4 units on this side). I came into the area and saw red tags on the first two, indicating occupied, so I had to take the one next to her. It ended up the first two were actually vacant, but the red tags were showing instead of green. Anyway, I went in and dropped my pants and sat down as I heard her do a waterfall pee. She finished peeing pretty quickly then I heard a BAARRPPT, SPLOOSH, PLOP, BAAARRRPT - farting and pooping all at the same time. She stopped a minute. I did a couple of plops and loud farts which of course she had to hear. Then she began to drop heavy sounding lunkers into the chemical water - Ker-Plop, Ker-Plop, PLIP, PLOP, KER-SPLOSH. She farted loudly again and one more plop then she wiped 4 times. I was done and started wiping just as she exited the porta potty. I waited about a minute to make sure she was gone, then went out and she was standing at the washing station washing her hands. I approached and she looked at me and smiled and dried her hands and left. Pretty interesting.

The third incident was Monday at a special event where pros played with amateurs. They had porta potties here as well. In the mid-afternoon, I felt the need to poop and walked down a hill toward the toilets, 3 unisex porta potties butted together. I saw a man go into one on the end leaving two green tabs, vacant, toilets. There was a concession stand about 100 yards behind the porta potties and as I approached, a woman about 40 came around the toilets from the other side. She smiled and said hello. She was a volunteer concession worker, dressed in a purple shirt (like all the volunteers) and white pants. She was built VERY nicely, with an excellent butt. She took the middle toilet, and I got the other one next to her on the end. The man in the first one exited just as we entered our units, leaving us alone. Again, silence. Then the amazing thing happened. I heard her pull down her pants and she began to grunt loudly "NAAAAAGH, NAAAAAGH", and a very loud fart came, then more "NAAAAGA, NAAAAGH" and I could hear turds splashing rapidly from her. She grunted and carried on with every fart and turd. She farted quite loudly 4 times, and I heard at least 4 or 5 "rushes" of poop come from her. I pooped as quietly as I could and began to wipe. I heard her pulling toilet paper and I went out and was washing my hands. She came out, looked at me and smiled again said, "Whew!" Then she said, "Are you enjoying the day?" I said yes, and she said, "Good, thanks for coming out today." I said no problem. She washed her hands and went back to the concession stand. I couldn't believe she grunted that loudly knowing I was right there. I guess I understand her farting and pooping since she obviously needed to go, but you'd think she'd just keep the noise to what was coming out of her butt. I recall another poster talking about a lady in her office who grunts loudly in the ladies' room. Ladies, your thoughts on this?


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Amylee I hope you post some more stories soon I look forward to them thanks.

To: Noel another great story I cant to wait to see how you get her back and then she will probaly get you back so it looks like you mightve started and endless circle but I bet you will both have fun getting eachother back again and again and I hope you post about them and great story about hearing your friend poop and I bet next time you wont ignore stomach cramps because you know what might happen and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Julie great story I bet if you toilet could talk it would say (what did you eat) or (this is a crappy job litteraly) and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Car Mom as always another great post about people peeing in your car and it seems like Laura must have thought it was something special between you and her but she should not tell you that you cant have any other friends besides people like that usualy dont realize that what there doing is hurting someone or if they do theyre trying not to but evently she might get over it and appolgize to you or you could try talking calmly to her and see where it goes and another thing its to bad your car dosent run on pee because if it did you would never have to stop for gas all you need is plenty things to drink for you and your passengers and who knows in the furture they could make a car that runs on pee or other random things and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: The Listening Ear as always another great story about her a girl and/or woman going to the bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Chloe great story about you and your friend Olivia both pooping yourselves but what could you do and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: wild first welcome to the site and are you male or female and great story about you pooping in that junk car and please share more of them thanks.

To: UKN Guy great story about you helping that girl to the bathroom and over hearing that other girl and I look forward to anymore stories like that thanks.

To: SpeedyBk first welcome back and great story about seeing that mom and daughther go to the bathroom in there pants and I look forward to anymore stories like that you may have thanks.

To: Upstate dave as always another great story about seeing a girl go to the bathroom and just want to say if this site gave out awards you would win for best description I mean your so good when ever i read one of your stories its almost like I was with you and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Emma as always another great story about and another girl pooping together and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Tom Tit as always another great story about hearing a woman poop and it sounds like she really needed it and I bet she felt better after that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Fred another great story about your girl friend Roxane pooping in front of you and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Hermes as always another great story about hearing a woman poop and I bet Mrs X must always be very close to a bathroom which means careful planing and also probaly a few accidents but that the thing with IBS it dosent wait and as always I look forward to to your next post thanks.

These next posts might be repeats beause my last post hasnt shown up yet and im not sure if I posted something I shouldnt have because im pretty sure I didnt but I could be wrong or it could be it just wasnt posted yet oh well and im sorry sometimes my brain dosent realize I wrote something that I shouldnt have I thinks its because I get so much into writing that I dont pay close enough atetion.

To: Happy Dude first welcome to the site and I look forward to more posts and it sounds like you might have some good stories to tell once you get that chamber pot thanks.

To: Wendy & Kirsty Wendy great accident story thats why they need to design a car that has a built in toilet in it that way for people who have to go while driving can just go and it would be great for those desperate times and Kirsty it sound like you just mae it with just milaseconds to spare but at least you made and didnt have an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Chris great stories please post more them thanks.

To: Jasmine great story about you watching your friend poop while you were desperate to poop as well at least you made it and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: storyteller great story about your sister and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Desperate To Poop another great story it sounds like you just made it with milasecond to spare but at least you made it and didnt have an accident because that would have been a real mess to clean up and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To anyone I forgot im sorry but this post is getting pretty long and I want to say your stories were great

Here are some stories I think Ive told this one already but oh well when I was young I used to wet the bed the alot that was because I wouldnt be pee before bed and well you know how a childs bladder is and well I wet the bed but the only time I did it on purpose was when one morning I woke up and realized I had to pee and I couldve gotten up but for some reason I didnt maybe I was to comfortable or something I dont know but I just peed my pants right then and there and I had another story but I forgot what it was I will post it if I remember it.

Well thats all for now and sorry about such a long post but I had alot to say.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Amylee

Pooing with My Husband - Most Memorable Time

Herb T asked if I had any memorable poo sessions in front of my husband. Here is the one most memorable because it was the first time I did it with him in the room, so I remember it very vividly. Being a poo shy person, while we were dating I would not go in front of him. But I'd told myself that once we were married, I was going to force myself to change immediately. He'd kidded me while we were dating that he'd never heard me fart or seen me poo. So I surprised him the morning after our wedding. We had room service for breakfast. We ate and afterward he said he was going to shower and shave. He took a quick shower, and just as he was getting out of the shower, I felt a strong urge to poo coming on. With all the wedding festivities, celebratory wine (which usually makes me have to go), nervousness, etc., I think my system was getting ready to purge itself. I remembered my secret vow to be open with him about using the bathroom once we were married. Then the need to go became much stronger. I went to the door, which he'd just opened, and saw that he was applying shaving cream. I said, "Babe, I need to use the bathroom. Do you mind?" He said, "No, go ahead, I'll step out." I said, "You don't have to leave unless you want to" and smiled my best seductive smile. He got the message and said, "Have a seat." Being poo shy and not even comfortable in public restrooms with other women present was tough enough, and this moment was going to be the biggest "poo test" in my life. I had on some bikini panties and a pajama top. I walked to the toilet, which was right next to the sink where he was standing, pulled down my panties to mid-thigh and sat down. I kept my knees and feet together to try to be as lady-like as possible in front of him (if it's possible to be lady-like while doing #2). I kept holding it getting more desperate since being shy about this took all my courage to do what I was determined to do. I actually started to get a bit emotional about it, making this change. I'd worked so hard to look my best for our wedding and our wedding night, and now the next morning I'm preparing to do a nasty poo in front of him. I was concerned that the image I'd tried to create would be destroyed by pooing with him there. He glanced down, saw my expression, and said, "Hey, what's the matter?" I said, "This is hard for me." He said, "Babe, we're married. It's OK. I'm feeling like I'm going to have to go too, so don't worry about it." I said, "OK, I'll go." I sat there another minute still working up the courage. He looked at me again and said, "Well, you sure can go quietly. I don't hear a thing." I said, "That's because I haven't started yet." He said, "Go ahead." I was having second thoughts and said, "Are you sure you won't be grossed out and not find me desirable after I do this?" He looked at me and said, "Are you crazy? I'll love you even more." He'd finished shaving and dried his face and sat down on the edge of the bathtub. He took my hand and said, "Babe, you're beautiful. I learn more about you every day and everything I learn about you I love. So go ahead and take your dump." I leaned over and kissed him and we looked into each other's eyes and I relaxed my butt and pushed slightly. I passed a soft but audible fart then a started a long, soft, crackly poo. It was probably a foot long, broke off with a plop and a second smaller one came behind it and plopped. He said, "See, that wasn't so hard, was it?" I said no. He grinned and said, "Let me see what you just did. I said, "No" playfully but he stood up and put his hand on my back and said, "Let me see your poop you beautiful thing." I scooted forward on the seat and leaned down a bit. He could see my two huge turds and said, "Wow, babe, that's a good one. I bet you feel better now." I said, "Not yet, I'm not through. I need to go some more now, so move back." He said, "Let me watch." I said, "Are you serious?" He said, "Yeah!" I said, "You're sure?" He said, "Yes, I'm sure." I could then see that he was aroused. So I pushed again and another soft, audible fart came out with a long crackling turd. He watched it come out of me and said, "Great show, Babe." I noticed my poo smelled badly and said, "You're not grossed out by the stink?" He said, "From you, it smells wonderful" and laughed. I pushed out one smaller fart and another turd, and then started peeing, which I do every time I'm finished pooing. It was time to wipe, and I was a bit bashful. He said, "You want me to wipe you?" I'm not into that and said, "No, I'll handle that myself." He said, "Darn it" playfully, and then said, "I have to go now." I think I wiped 4 times then stood up. He marveled at my potful of poo. I flushed and he said, "My turn." He sat down and said, "Wow, thanks for the warm seat, babe." He pooed quickly and wiped. We then went back to the bedroom and hand a great time, if you know what I mean. That was my most memorable poo in front of my husband. I go in front of him several times a week to this day, and he still likes to be there and even watch it come out of me. But am still pretty poo shy in public places like at work or the mall


A.M
When I poop I never feel completely empty. I would like to give myself a clean out. I don't want to take laxatives or do an enema so I'm wondering what foods I can eat that will cause diarrhea.

I have a really strong stomach. I rarely ever throw up or get diarrhea. Prunes don't even upset my stomach. They do make me fart but they don't give me diarrhea.


Herb T.

Survey Answers - and to Amylee

Amylee - I'll certainly look forward to your post about taking a poo-poo in front of your husband.

I've never answered a survey before, so here's my first set of answers - I copied them from a previous post to save on typing, so hopefully the format doesn't get messed up:

1. Do you sit or stand when you wipe your bottom?
Stand - I don't think there's enough room from the back of the toilet seat to my butt to wipe effectively. My wife wipes sitting though.

2. When you have a bowel movement, do you use wet wipes or moisten your toilet paper or just use dry toilet paper alone?
If it's a public restroom, just toilet paper obviously, but at home, we keep baby wipes on top of the toilet and I'll use one or two after using toilet paper, depending on how messy it is.

3. How many times do you typically wipe after a shit?
On average, about 5.

4. Do you read, smoke, or talk on the phone while you shit?
I prefer to read, if I have reading material - at home, I do, obviously. In public restrooms, if possible, I'll take a newspaper with me. I don't like using the phone, especially since it's next to impossible to wipe your ass while taking on the phone. Plus, I don't want the person I'm talking to, to hear the toilet flush. I will acknowedge that I've done it before - usually while talking to a customer service rep. I don't care if they hear me taking a shit, LOL.

5. Do you often bathe just after a bowel movement?
Definitely have before, only when it's really messy. I'd rather just jump in the shower than wipe my ass 25 times. Our shower has a removable head with a hose, so I can just wash my butt and nothing else. My normal routine in the morning is get up, brush teeth and shave, take a dump, then shower.

6. How often, usually, do you move your bowels?
Usually twice - morning, then either lunch time or when I get home from work.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. How many times a day do u go for a pee?
Around 6-7. More if I'm boozing it up or drinking a lot or water.

2. How long does it take you to pee?
30 seconds or less - unless extreme amount of liquids were consumed.

3. Is your pee stream loud or quiet when hitting the water in the toilet?
Us men can piss without making a sound - just pee above where the water is. Otherwise, pretty loud if I piss directly into the water.

4. How long do u take to poo?
Usually 7-10 minutes. Can certainly be faster if I need to be - like if I'm in a public restroom and don't want to linger. If I hurry, I can be out in less than 5 minutes.

6. Whats ur poo like solid, mushy or liquid?
Usually solid.

7. Do u fart when u poo?
Not too often, but sometimes.

8. Would u let someone of the same sex in the toilet with you?
Like a buddy dump? Hell no. But if it's just a buddy and I going to take a piss in urinals, that's no problem.

9. Would u let someone of the opposite sex in the toilet with you?
Sure - I would enjoy that. I go poo in front of my wife all the time. I would be humiliated if it was someone I didn't know well, like a co-worker entering the restroom while I was taking a dump, but my wife - I just let it rip!

I hope everyone is doing well and having a great week. Thank God the weekend is almost here!


Abbie

Going for a poo after shopping

Hi everyone, Abbie here again with a story from the end of last week after I'd got back from my camping trip. I spoke to Lucy Thursday night and she asked me if I wanted to go shopping on Friday, so I said I'd meet her at the bus stop at 10 o'clock. Typically Friday morning I woke up late and only just managed to get there on time, as Lucy and I were waiting for the bus I could feel the need for a poo coming on but I hoped I'd be able to hold it until we got back home. Since we got back from camping a couple of days before I realised I hadn't been for a poo so I knew I'd have to use the loo as soon as we got back to Lucy's or risk getting constipated again. As you might remember from a few posts ago Lucy said she needed new underwear so our first stop was M&S girlswear department. Having bought some pants quite recently I told her that the biggest size (15-16) should be OK, Lucys about the same size as me so I knew they'd fit her. Luckily there was a sale on so she managed to buy 3 packs of pants for the price of two, it was great that they had the right size and also some decent colours- a while back I bought plain white which I'd avoid like the plague, I had to wash them on such a hot wash to get stains out they ended up shrinking! I bought a pack too, I realised that if I did that I could get rid of all the pants which didn't fit me and not worry any more that all my decent ones were in the wash.
Anyway, as we were paying I felt my belly getting heavy and realised I wouldn't be able to wait too much longer, I told Lucy I wanted a poo and she said that she did too. We agreed to continue our shopping trip later, after all we'd bought the essentials, and went back to the bus stop to catch a bus home. As we were waiting I could feel the tip of my first turd trying to poke out of my bum, I did my best to suck it back up and just about suceeded. During the bus ride home both of us were squirming around a bit, as we walked to Lucys house after getting off the bus she said "I don't think I can hold it much longer, its starting to come out in my pants" and I said, "You'd better not take too long on the loo otherwise I'll end up pooing myself as well." As soon as we got to Lucys house we went upstairs and dumped our shopping bags in her room before going to the bathroom. Lucy pulled down her jeans and red pants and then sat on the loo and started pushing. She let a few dribbles of wee as she did so and then all was quiet for a moment apart from hearing her panting each time she paused for breath.
"As usual, its half way out and now its got stuck" panted Lucy as she pushed as hard as she could. I knew how she felt, I hate it when that happens, and it happens to me quite often. Its not so bad if I'm on my own at home or even with someone like Lucy who I really trust, but it can get embarasing if I'm on the loo at school trying to have a poo and it ends up getting stuck. Basically then theres two choices, either I suck it up or break it off and try again later, thats what I'd do if I'm running short of time or none of the other girls around me are having a poo. If I've got a bit longer and I can tell that I'm not the only one going for a poo then I'll probably try to push it out even if I have to grunt a bit. As I've said before, the good thing about the decent toilets at school is that a lot of girls use them when they want a poo so the chances are I won't be the only one. Anyway back to the story, Lucy gave a massive push and went really red but that seemed to do the trick, shortly after I heard a massive plop and she breathed a sigh of releaf. She pushed out a few more pieces then ripped off some loo paper, wiped her bum and flushed, by now I was really squirming on the floor as I was getting desperate. As Lucy pulled up her pants and jeans I lifted my dress and pulled down my pink and blue striped pants before sitting on the loo, I had a wee and then took a deep breath before starting to push. My first turd started to poke out of my bum almost straight away but it took a couple of minutes of concentrated pushing before it was ready to drop, which it did with a massive splash. I could feel more up inside me so I stayed sitting and chatting to Lucy, I was pleased I managed to keep talking apart from a couple of times when I had to push a bit harder. Another few minutes later I had dropped a couple more turds and then I felt I was done, I took some loo paper and wiped my bum before pulling up my pants and lowering my dress. We both felt a lot better for having opened our bowels. I'll post again soon, I've got some stories from babysitting this week that I'd like to share. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it, bye for now!!


Blueboy

Another Partner in Crime?

This past Saturday I was at one of my mother's friends cookouts and found myself in a very lucky situation! She has a daughter that's 19 and she's very attractive with 5'7 about 155 lbs, thick frame and a very plump butt and she's fun to be around. We ate and talked about her college career and even played the Wii together. Later in the night, my mother and her mother made a run to the other side of town to drop some food off to a few family members. She and I stayed at the house and she started to clean up the kitchen.

As we were talking she was washing dishes like, "Man, I'm full! I ate so much." I laughed and playful pressed my hand against her stomach and said, "Yeah, I bet you can eat more". She was like, "Boy, you better stop before something comes out!" I dared and was like, "Yeah right, I bet you're too ladylike to do that." She goes, "Alright, press again and watch what happens!" I laughed and press her stomach again while my head was behind her back and bet a $1 that she wouldn't. She immediately blasted a short fart that made 2 pops to it. It had a mild smell to it. She laughed and said, "Told you so! Wanna bet again?" I was like sure you can't be that good. She turned her back towards me and ripped a loud fart that was about 4 secs long. That one had a stronger smell to it as we both laughed. She told me that was those 4 deviled eggs she ate and it was time for some food to come out. I was like, "Wow, you ain't shy about this at all!" I finally dared her to let me in the bathroom with her while took a shit and she said "Damn you are weird! But if you want to I should get $5 for this because it's labor!" I laughed and obliged as we went in together.

I sat on the floor as she sat down and released a nice pee as she pulled out the "Black Hair" Magazine. She told me how her Mom would come in and blow the bathroom up while she took showers in the past. She started showing me the hairstyles she thought about getting as she started releasing a poop. It started crackling out and after 15 seconds it dropped. After that, she dropped a few more small turds and was done. She gave me a juicy kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks sweetie for keeping me company while taking this dump and can I have my $7 for winning this bet?" I laughed as I gave it to her and she gave me her cell number. She also told me that if I want to lose some more easy bets with her like this she'll definitely come to my place and hang with me". Wow, she's coming over this Friday to spend a night with and watch movies and play my PS3 with me! Can't wait.


hi

@ happy dude I have a similar issue in my house its me my husband and our 4 kids and we only have 1 toilet we all have terribly long commutes and when we all get home are busting i got us some of those plastic urinals i took from work ( im a nurse ) and they do come in handy i have a female adapter for me and my daughters i use mine on a daily basis if we didnt have them there would be alot to mop up everyday.


Slow-Shittin' Sammi

My response to End Stall Em

I enjoyed your story about Sod Buster Spencer very much.

At first, I thought that the business rule about using customer toilets really was unfair, but after talking to my dad, who also is involved in managing a business, he said there are serious insurance and security issues involved. It's nice that your parents have agreed to let Spencer in to use your bathroom.

Like you, I've been taught by my mother, a teacher in Everyday Living class, and my friends that you can't get STDs of any type from toilet seats, plumbing, door knobs, etc. I also went on-line and others say that's true too. Why Spencer, and also apparently your cousin Jacob, are so against sitting on a public toilet is beyond me. I've heard stories about seats in the guys' bathrooms often being dripping wet with pee, so that may be a reason. However, it's easy to wipe it off.

I didn't know the definition of "leper" and looked it up. No, Em, you are not a leper! When you read so many of the other posts on this board, it's easy to conclude that most people realize that using public toilets cannot be avoided.

Please let us know how it goes when you get over your fright about having the talk with Spencer. He's sure lucky to have a friend like you.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Happy Dude first welcome to the site and if you do get a chamber pot please share any stories about your wife using it thanks.

To: Stac great conclusion to the story and all restrooms should have different sized toilets to fit everybody and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Car Mom as always another great peeing story now only if your car could run on pee you would never have to stop for gas all you need is plenty to drink for you and you passengers I bet in the furture they might as a source of alternat fuel who knows and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Upstate Dave as always another great post and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Wendy & Kirsty Wendy it sounds like you had a pretty rough day and I bet next time something tastes weird you wont eat it knowing what might happen to you and Kirsty it sounds like you made with just milaseconds to spare but at least you made it and didnt have an accident and as always I look forward to your guys next post thanks.

To: Chris great stories I like bathroom like that where you hear whats going in them eiether because the doors open or the wall are not very sound proof and please share anymore stories like that thanks.

To: Jasmine it sounds like you just made it and you also got to hear and see your girlfriend poop while you waited for your turn and please share more stories thanks.

To: storyteller another great story and its nice to hear from you agian and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Desperate To Poop it sounds like you also made with just milaseconds to spare but at least you made and didnt have an accident which was a good thing from the sound because that would have been a real mess to clean up and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Abbie as always another great story about you and your friends pooping together and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: The Listening Ear as always another great story about hearing girls and women going to the bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Fred another great story about your girlfriend I look to anymore you have thanks.

To: Gemma first welcome to the site and great story and plese post more them thanks.

To: The moderator I hope your okay its just I noticed your last update was last saturday morning and this latest update hasnt happened yet that I can tell since ive typing this because usauly you update the site in the evning or at night but im just wondering if something happend I love this site so much and I hope that made since

well thats all for now

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


J

To CAR MOM

Loved your story I lover hearing about the mom's peeing in your car. You must be an awesome person to do that sure wished you where from around TN I bet you are a great person to be friends with in the pee way and in general both.


Wednesday, July 13, 2011


Someone wasasking about using the opposite gender restrooms if the one was out of order.

I used to work in a resturant where there were 2 1 person restrooms--men and women--which was used by customers as well as employees. A few times I had to use the mens' room.

One of the problems with a the emplyees & customers sharing the same one was often a line especially if we just had a bus make a special stop. More than once I'd head for the ladies' room for a pee only to find a line so I'd go back to work and a few minutes later check to see if the ladies' room was free then back to work. By the time I showed up for the third time there was someone who would let me cut in line.


Amylee

To D. Anderson and Herb T

To D. Anderson - you asked if I had to take a dump like super bad and was driving on the road, and was far away from my house, what would you do. I would choose A first (go home), but if I couldn't wait, B (the gas station). But my real preference is a hotel if one is close by. They are usually very clean. I've done this a few times.

To Herb T - yes I poo in front of my husband often. I can post a story about a memorable one. I'll have to think about the most unforgettable one.




Next page: Old Posts page 2069 >

<Previous page: 2071
Back to the Toilet
       ToiletStool.com, "Boldly bringing .com to your bodily functions."
       Go to Page...    Forum       Survey