I thought Id write about this experience from a boat trip not long ago. My neighbors have a 20 foot "Cutty" as its called and would take frequent trips up and down the river here at home.
I went alone this one Saturday and we are just zooming along, Im sitting on the rear bench seat, my neighbor was steering the boat, his wife, about 25 or so, a good looker was passing out the beers.
Before long I felt this need to pee of course, I thought we might pull into shore someplace and take a pee break. Being a bit shy I didnt want to suggest us stoppping especially to a chick, and also the shore line was almost all straight up hard rock or wall and no where to go. We were heading downriver for a riverside dock cafe for lunch.
Oh, Man I needed this piss so bad. Im wearing regular shorts, not swim pants, tan, and white T shirt. I was getting very desperate and thinking Im about to wet my pants any second.

Another boat or two crossed our path and made some hard chopper waves where our boat banged and bumped real hard. I could feel my pee starting to leak out.
Then I got an idea. We were riding low enough in the water in the stern that I could actuall reach over and scoop water up with my hand. We were splashed a few times by the breaking waves enough to leave some little splash puddles on the deck.

I reached over the side as we hit a few waves and when the chick wasnt looking scooped up water and tossed it on myself. I did this a few times and no one noticed, I was getting my tan shorts wet as heck.
She turned and looked once and sorta laughed seeing me get all wet as she stayed upfront near the storage area. Again I scooped more water. Then just as we hit another hard wave bump I started to pee in my pants steady, cant stop it. My pee was warm and spread over my butt and up my butt crack and around my balls and all over. Some pee dripped onto the deck, being boards with littls slats, my pee and wave water just layed in there. I sat in my pissed in pants all the way to the resturant.
Once we got there we all made a beeline for the restrooms. My neighbor, Art, ran to the mens room and took out his willy and pissed a storm. I had enough yet to stand and pee for a bit now too. His wife staggered off to the ladies,, oh ya, she hadda pee too, but was holding it well.

We got our food and then had another pee and headed home. It was starting to get dark at the time. I was careful not to drink anything now as there were no waves and no excuse to splash around. But we got home, pulled up to the docka and tied off. Art went to get the boat trailer and car. The chick, Ellen and I started to walk up the ramp to meet the boat and trailer. Man, I hadda piss anyhow! I turned, in the dusk towards some weeds and took out my willy and peed and peed and peed. I was done peeing, zipped up and turned around. Here is Ellen, squatting down near the edge of the ramp pissing away. I sorta laughed, and she pulled up her panties and was laughing for the both of us being so "silly" She said she almost peed her pants just as we pulled in.

From that time on, wheneved we went out I ate little, drank less and didnt have a problem. We went to one shore where your could wade out into the river and even swim, there I could stand still and wet my swim pants. Im sure that Ellen was doing the same thing watching me just sorta pause just as she did standing inthe water and I know she was peeing thru her swim suit.

Well thats one time I got away with a real embarassing problem. I had been out on a outing with the chick a few times and she complained she hadda pee real bad a few times but made it to someplace to drop her panties.

What a lot of fun.....

Hey everyone, I haven't been to this site in awhile.For a few months I had a yahoo group about potty parity before it go erased.Recently I found out that NYC now has potty parity laws in effect.What does everyone here think about that?Suppossedly it'll reduce waits for the ladies room but what does everyone here think?Also I have some questions for the ladies.Men can answer too but the questions are more geared towards the women.

1.Do you Feel Potty Parity is an Important Issue?Do you feel satisfied with restroom line waits?Is it tolerable, intolerable, would you rather things change?
2.What's the best way to Reduce Lines for the Ladies Room do you think?
3.How Long do you usually have to wait in line on average to use the restroom?
4.What's the Longest Line You've ever Waited in in your whole life?How many people were in line?
5.Have You Ever had an Accident While Waiting in line to use the restroom?How long can you hold it after you first feel the urge to go?
6.Can you usually find/make it to a restroom in time when you really need one?
7.Have you ever used the men's room cause the ladies line was too long?
8.Have you waited in a long line for the ladies room while the men's room had no line?
9.Are there any circumstances under which you allow people to cut in line, like if they are pregnant or something?Have you ever cut in line yourself?
10.And finally the biggest question of all, what is the major reason women have restroom lines so much longer than men?

Any input would be appreciated.This is a topic I find interesting and I thought maybe people here have heard about it in the news recently.A urologist had told me that the reason women have longer lines for the restroom is because women have weaker urethral spincters than men and can't hold it in as long once the bladder is full and thus have to go more.That seems to make sense to me.

I'm eager to here any thoughts on this.

" oh say can you PEE!" [SINGS] hey , yeah it has been a long time since I have been in here! anyway, july 4th I was at this picnic with my unitarian church people , our annual 4th of july picnic at this woman's house who hosts it. and so, the last time I had peed that day was right before leaving at home and that time I just had to go very little; I thought I had to go the other way[crap] and so, since I don't like to do so if avoidable at others homes, I tried then. anyway, all I did was pee a little, enough to get the bowl yellow enough to flush. that was at 12:30 PM and yeah, I of course I drank my usual two large cups of iced coffee that morning, some water too. so after stopping to buy a dessert cake at this store, I was on my way, singing really loud to the dixie chicks which were blasting on my car's stereo CD. anyway, so I got there an hour late and did not have much to drink as I was slowly eating; well a sam adams while eating and another 2 0r 3 of those later. oh yeah, about 3 PM don't forget the wine and some soda. a little rose` red and two of the white wines, 3 FULL PAPER CUPS ALTOGETHER! well finally between 3-4 Pm while drinking that wine and talking to this woman I know, hell , I felt the need to pee! but I just stood there and crossed my legs while standing in my lee rider indigo denim shorts and figured I'd wait until I really can't anymore. finally after ignoring it the longest time ; now I really had to go BADLY! I was talking to this woman for the past hour[ yeah "chatty cheryl"] when I said " you'll have to excuse me, but I have to use the bathroom. do you know where it is?" she didn't, so trying to find anita, whose home it was , I ended up asking this man I know; who told me " why certainly cheryl! go through the kitchen and past it, then to your right. " I said " thanks very much" and walked off in my bare feet with my black toenails to the bathroom. finding it fine, I walked in and closed the door; turning the bolt lock just below the door handle on that beige wooden door in anita's older connecticut home to lock it. anyway, soon as I lifted the toilet's lid, it became all too obvious that the last WOMAN who used it FORGOT TO FLUSH!; her yellow stale urine and that tell tale piece of toilet paper she used to wipe her pussy still in the bowl's water! [ sorry guys! yeah "chicks" conveinently "forget to flush" too! -:P LOL] and so, " lil' ms. fuss pot cheryl" had to flush the other gal's stale "TINKLE" before peeing, but hey, that gave me time to wash the BBQ ribs sauce residue off my hands so it didn't end up on my twat! [ that would taste good? huh? *giggles*] and so, the toilet now done re-filling and my bladder about to burst, as I first unbuckled my " new york city sights" fashion belt from sears and began unbuttoning my lee riders; I was like " OH MY GOD! GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM---SOOOOO BADDD!" while letting them drop to the floor. I pulled down my sweaty red, white, and blue undies and upon getting them down to my ankles almost and exposing my twat; I sat down toward the back of that nice, comfortable white open front seat, legs apart in the typical "cheryl fashion", and soon could hear this totally killer! splashy, splunky, deep TINKLE SOUND as my urine began to empty from my labia's lips right down into that nice clear toilet bowl's water. and HON-EY! DID IT EVER COME OUT! "oh my god! do I have to go to the bathroom! do I have to go to[pause] the bathroom! ahhh feels sooo good!" I was quietly saying to myself as I was tapping my bare feet up and down on the floor in a sassy fashion; this as I just "let it rip" and for at least the first minute without stopping or even SLOWING DOWN!, I just tinkled and tinkled, and yeah, TINKLED! I was sort of staring down between my legs and watching as my urine was like , almost "dancing around" in the toilet's water, splashing a little foward yet basically coming straight out of my cunt into the water; which by now was getting all "yellowy". and do y'all even think I was done yet? hell no! a good min. and 20 secs. of intense peeing and it stopped for like 3 secs before more tinkled, err? GUSHED OUT! I peed for another 30 secs, paused, more splashing tinkles for 20 secs each- at least three times; then it stopped. about now I grabbed some white toilet paper from the roll on my left and folded it like a "scrunchie", thinking about that old carly simon song from the feminist's bra burning days of the 1970's "ANTICIPATION! ANTICIPATION! IS MAKING ME WAIT! IT'S KEEPING ME WAI-AI-AI-TING!"[ YEAH RIGHT! HE HE HE!] anyway sitting nice and comfortable , I relaxed while looking at my nicely epilated smooth legs and 10 secs later; out came the rest! this while already spending at least 2-1/2 minutes getting "intimate with that toilet bowl" LMAO![which by the way, was filled with water from the back to about 5-6 inches from the front rim. the better to prevent SPLASHBACK I guess? *giggles*]and so, that took at least 4 more times! splashy tinkles of maybe 10 secs each, and to finish! 3-4 more fast dribbles all of which, yeah, completely hit the water. while sitting, I looked at that door,the crack under it, and couldn't help but to think "I WONDER WHAT ANYONE WAITING IN LINE TO USE IT NEXT WOULD THINK? CAN THEY HEAR ME PEE?" well, after at least 3 minutes and 30 secs of peeing, all that beer, water, wine, right back to the coffee that morning[could smell it!] had finished tinkling from my brown haired twat. satisfied I was done, hon!, I took that folded generous wad of white toilet paper and began to wipe my really wet twat! as I stuffed the paper through the seat's open front into the bowl's water, I thought out loud, softly "now that's what I call making good use out of 'going to the LADIES' ROOM' ,cher!" I got up and slowly pulled up my unides, then my shorts, and while buttoning them and fixing my belt,I turned around and looked to see what I had accomplished. no foam, which suprised me, but the bowl's water had turned all yellow , sort of a light golden color with that piece of cheryl's " twat wiping paper" floating in it. I reached with my left fingers, black polished nails oh so " GOTH-IQUE" and like a "good witch", FLUSHED MY PEE! leaving the seat down with the lid up instead of closing it, I washed again, brushed my hair really good with my little brush and , after unlocking the door; placed my little blue bag over my shoulder and walked out. no one was waiting! [ they probably would have peed themselves wet while waiting for the "sound of my running water" to stop!]


Q. What is the Battle Of The Bulge?

A. It is fighting of a BM urge.

Well I just came back from the bathroom. I had a stomachache and wasn't feeling so well so I went. First I sat down and waited, then all of a sudden i could feel it push its way out. I pushed, until about 4 inches just plopped out into the toilet, just like that. After that my stomachache got worser until I let out a couple more. My stomach gurgled and I let out a few wet farts. I waited for a few minutes reading a magazine while I waited. Nothing else came, but I feel like I should be having diarreah. Good thing I didnt I guess. I stood up wiped then flushed.

anyways as for my boyfriend, he wasn't doing too well a few days ago. He told me he woke up and had some bad diarreah. Poor guy. Well hes fine now.

more later.

Hello everyone. I've been enjoying this forum for a few weeks now. I was happy to find it because I thought I was the only person who was interested in my own shitting habits and that of others too. So here goes with a story of my vacation last week. I went to the beach with a male friend of mine. We shared a room and we were both open about our toilet habits and never closed the door to the bathroom. I really like being seen sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It was really neat to be so uninhibited. Well we go to a clothing optional beach so I guess being seen sitting on the toilet was just the icing on the cake!!I never hold it in (not good to do that)and like going in public restrooms as long as they are reasonably clean. More later.

Hey guys,

I've just been so fustrated lately, because everytime I go to the bathroom I always end up clogging up the toilet. I guess the problem lies between either if my poops are too huge or if my toilet isn't strong enough. I like those crazy ones that they usually have at like business places or hotels where it conducts a tornado of water everytime you flush. Our toilet is just really bad that way.

Tia - Hey like your stories. I hope that your problems with constipation are over and that I hope you feel better and can have your normal poops again.

I'll write back soon if I have anymore interesting stories, theories or anything like that.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

canadian crapper
hey, first time poster. im 23 female dirty blond. i have a question and a story. My question is when i was younger i was on a swim team and we practiced in a really cold pool. whenever i went in i started farting like hell and eventrually had to take a shit...every practice. i tried to go before practice but i never had to so i would always have to get out of the pool to poop. this never happened in any other pool. someone please tell me how this could happen!?

My story is when i was about 16 and playing basketball. before a game my friend lindsay took a shit in the locker room toilet and flushed but it overflowed and all of her turds went all over the floor. we left without anyone noticing. at halftime we saw the janitor complaining to himself and cleaning it up L0L!!!!!!!!!

Dumpin' Dog
I was at a charity run last weekend and there were some strange bathroom set ups. I had to pee so I went to the restroom and there was a line of about 20 guys long. When I got to the line I realized there were two lines, one for the dumpers and one for peeing. The line with twenty guys were waiting to dump, in a bathroom with only two doorless stalls. The bathroom door was proped open. Anyone walking by could see the guys on the toilets. There heads were far enough back so you couldn't be identified but you could see their feet legs and underwear or shorts from outside. I noticed quite a few women walking by the rest room peering in. They were truly shameless dumpers.

The door to the ladies room was proped open also, but they had doors on the stalls (not fair). I saw quite a few feet in the girls stalls, and in particular, when I was waiting for my wife, I saw a pretty girl go in and close the stall door and her shorts came down to the top of her ankles and after about 30 seconds her toes started to lift up. I was thinking she was probably taking a pre-race poop. I saw her during the race and the whole time I was foundering if I just saw her pooping.
Dumpin Dog

I am a newcomer and this will probably be the only time I ever post anything(because hopefully this is the only time i will have anything to post). I had my first real accident as a young adult and i am going to share the story. My friend showed me this site because she likes to read the posts. so i am just going to share my experience. Me and my friend were on her dad's boat that her dad let her take out with her, me, her b/f and my friend lindsey. we ate before we went out and i ate some stir fried chicken and we all went out on the boat. we swam for a while and then decided to go further out to fish. all the while i was getting a hurting feeling in my belly. after a few hours i said we need to go back in because i didn't feel too well. well we started to go back when i started to get some major stomach cramps. to make a long story short i ended up having diarrhea and ruining my green shorts. poop was on the floor of the boat and i was miserable and extremely embarassed by the time i came back. rumor of the story is dont fart when you think your going to have diarrhea

China girl
1. What is your age? almost 30
2. Gender? Female
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.) tall, medium build, round butt with curves
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...) asian-chinese
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? don't know how many, I have many fart spell sometime before turd. I eat all kind foods.
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts? all kinds. My butt does anything in the toilet
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? Some people, mostly my good friend
8. Where are you comfortable farting? definitely on toilet where it belong
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? I don't think so. I've always like farting in toilet yes.
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? No, that torture is for toilet. No one ever fart in my face.
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends? No
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? No
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep? Don't know
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? me sometimes
15. How many times a day do you poop? once every other day typically
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.) Dark brown, large size, 25 cm or more length, firm or mushy, usually one large turd with small piece but vary and can be a sticky mess or toilet may look like bowl of chuncky soup.
17. Describe the last dump you had? a long mushy one with several soft fart before it come out, smell a lot.
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you? that was long time ago
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid? no, was very conservative about it
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? yes, definitely
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? nope
22. Do your turds usually float or sink? sink
23. How long do you usually have to wipe? many many times and I still can't seem to get clean without a wet paper towel
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole? yes, definitely
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop?. Yes, it can open very wide. Probably from years from going every other day.

Hey guys, well I guess I'm a new poster and I've been reading the stories here for quite a while. Im a 16 year old Californian girl and I've been fascinated with pooping for as long as I can remember. Well anyways last night I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and then I said I'd call him back and I did in like 5 minutes because my sister was calling me on the other line. When I called back he said he was in the middle of going to the bathroom and I said "oh do you want me to call back later?" and he said "no, i wanna talk to you, its just water"... I was a bit dissapointed until he said about 2 minutes later... "Uh oh I now have to take a shit". That got me kinda excited. I so wished i was there! I've only ever seen him pee, and he had a bit of trouble because I hear if a guy gets "excited" its hard to pee at first. Is that true? Well yea that one time I saw him go it was really long! Maybe 3 straight minutes or something. I want to ask him if I can watch him go (poo) but I'm not sure how to approach him or if he'll be freaked out about it. I mean If he can talk to me on the phone about it, maybe he'd be comfortable letting me watch. He always talks to me and goes anyways.

Hey everyone!

I don't see much of the old crowd here like Carmelita, Gruntly Bogwell or Tony from Scotland. Hope you are all still around.

I am visting by brother and his family down in Arizona. It is hot as the dickens here. As long as I am near AC I am fine, but otherwise...I am afraid being 300 lbs and in hot weather is not the best combo. The guest bathroom is air conditioned, as is the whole house, but the toilet is in the sunlight for part of the day, and bearing down for a strenuous bowel movement when you weigh as much as I do in the heat is no picnic. I have been trying to go at night so I have more privacy and comfort. My brother is married and has 2 kids. His wife's name is Marge and the 2 kids, daughters are 7 years old and an infant. I hadn't seen Marge in more than 2 years. She used to be a svelte size 4 when she got married but she put 100 lbs with her first pregancy and after this baby I think 100 more. Unbelievably she weighs more than me now. I was not prepared for this when I saw her at the airport. Before heading home we stopped at the restroom and I heard her grunt heavily as she sat down on the toilet next to me. Unfortunately she only peed but it made me determined to try to eavesdrop on her later if I could.

I was able to listen to her last night after my brother was in bed. She grunted pretty loud, I think she thought I was asleep. But she never flushed. Obviously she was pretty constipated. I had to hightail it out of there when I realized she was done. I didn't have the flush sound to warn me!

We barbecued the next evening, and ate alot. Afterwards we lounged around, I sat on the porch swing and Marge lumbered inside to put the baby down. The 7 yr old was following her around as she picked up, etc. My brother went over the neighbors' to watch a game. Suddenly the bathroom light came on. The blinds were down but the slats were open and I could see right thorough. I also noticed the window was open, it shouldn't have been since the AC runs 24/7 but the 7 yr old, Mindy, had opened it to shout something to us during the day and had forgotten to close it. In Marge's haste to relieve her constipation, she had forgotten too.

Mindy was right behind her, whining about something. Marge undressed her and ran the tub. When she was safely in, Marge pulled down her shorts and underwear with effort and sat heavily on the toilet. "Uhhh...what a day..." Mindy ignored her mother and played with her bath toys.

In case you are curious, Marge has short jet black hair and very pale, almost white skin. You can really see her cellulite very clearly because of this. Her thighs and buttocks are absolutely massive, much bigger than mine, and they jiggle with the slightest movement. They jiggled now as she slouched on the toilet and strained. "Mmmmm...mmmmm....uuuhhh...." Mindy continued to ignore her mother. "Ugh! MMMM!"" Marge was panting now. "MMM!!!NNNNNNN!!! UUGHHH!" It was only when Marge grabbed the edge of the bathtub as she grunted that Mindy looked up.

"Mommy, don't make too much noise or you'll wake Dad again!" I had to stifle laughter at this, imagine grunting so loud it wakes your spouse up! Marge grew angry at her daughter. "Mindy! Have your...mmmmmm..bbaaaath...eeehh! Leave Mommy....alone...uuggghh..."

This went on for serveral minutes, with Mindy asking questions and Marge answering in an irritated and strained voice.

I didn't hear anything come out, I was a little too far away, but she was greatly relieved at the end. She wiped, got up, and flushed. Then she got Mindy out of the tub and they all went to bed.

All of this got me to thinking: Has anyone ever been woken up by the sounds your spouse/family member made on the toilet? Or have you ever been guilty of it yourself?

hi all, i had an interesting bathroom experience and thought i'd like to share it.

this happened a couple of days ago. me , my b/f , and my twin siblings (boy and a girl age 5) recently went to a carnival. we did the whole carnival thing and before it was time to leave i asked everyone if they needed to go. my b/f and i went but my siblings did not need to go. so we get in the car and 25 mins later both the twins say "i need to go pee pee" of course we were sitting in traffic so i figured, why not pull over its not like its moving. so i do. now the twins never saw the difference between a boy and girls "pee pee" so i let them go at the same time to get it over with quicker. i asked my b/f to help. i pulled down my brothers pants and underware and then i pulled down my sisters underware. what blurts out fo their mouth? "hey your pee pee is different" so i just told them to go pee and they did. both me and my b/f then had to go from watching them. so we both go. then my little brother had pulled up his pants early, thus resulting in a wet spot. i csn tell you one thing, i definantley had some questions to answer when we got home.

To Control: If you are in the U. S. you need to go to your primary care physician and have him refer you to a colon-rectal specialist. He can do a colonoscopy procedure which enables him to look for an infected part of the colon or bowel. He can also check you for irritable bowel syndrome, etc. Don't delay. You need a through check up. This may just be anxiety or stress from teaching or something else in your life. In which case an antianxiety medication and/or psychotherpy might help. Don't put off getting help. A lot of people do. Best wishes.

I have a question. I just had a discussion with a friend of mine at work. We both need to have bowel movements and went into the bathroom to do so. I lifted up my dress and pulled my panties down to just barely above my knees like I usually do. She was in the next stall and did the same except that she pulled her panties down all the way to her ankles. I just assumed that she had different habits than I do but as I was begining to relax and get ready to defecate, she asked, through some grunting, "I thought you had to have a bowel movement." I said "I do, grunting a bit myself." "Then why don't you have your panties pulled all the way down?"

Apparently she believes that pulling your panties down around your ankles is a kind of courtesy signal to let other people know whether or not you are having a bowel movement and thus how long you will be. I had never heard of this? Has anyone else? I suppose it would be a nice courtesy, but I have never had much trouble telling and since I tend to grunt and sign and move my feet around pushing a bit I think it is probably pretty obvious (and embarassing) when I am having a bowel movement.

How far do you pull your pants and panties down? Why?

Jayson, Thank you for your honest and understandable reply. We all have to make our own decisions about these matters, and it is clear that you have made the right one for yourselves.

(I think I just submitted my last post twice; when the "Submit" key is pressed the "reply" area should be cleared so it is obvious that the post has been ... posted.

To Control:
Go back and read your post, and then go see a doctor. I'm sure he/she will do some tests and then suggest you see either a urologist (or some such specialist) or a shrink. Someone can help you. Go find him/her.


Last night before bed, I had the urge to take a poo. So I entered the bathroom and sat down. Pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft. Then I peed for 15 seconds and let out a 5 second long fart. After I peed, I immeadiately started straining. I let out a big fart followed by the crackling sound of poo. So, I continued to strain more. When that wasn't working, I leaned forward with my head between my knees and strained. I then let out another fart that lasted 5-8 seconds. I had another crackling sound. But nothing was coming out! So I straddled the toilet seat and grunted. I felt something moving, so I squeezed really hard and a huge fart escaped and a few smaller ones. I strained, moaned and groaned until my face turned red. I then peed again. I could feel something starting to come out so I squeezed. I then heard another crackling sound. After that, I sat there for 5 minutes seeing if anything would come out. Nothing did. After spending 20 minutes in the bathroom, no poo came out. :( I wiped and flushed and went to bed.

now we are sick. All of us except for Jim (my husband) and that's because he is away on business. It's times like this when i just want to hurt his company, but then again Jim's salary is paying for Sarah and Kate and Addy's school tuition, so i really can't complain much. Anyways, he's not on business that often. Well, so two nights ago we came home and sarah told me she wasn't feeling well and went to sleep at 6:30. Then Kate started complaining that she wasn't feeling well and she went to bed at 7:30. then Addy started holding her ????? and saying how "mama, my t????y hurts!" I told her it would probably pass, and put her to bed at roughly 8:00. I stayed up another hour and went to bed. In the morning i was awoken at 9:00AM to the sound of somebody having loud diarrhea. I knew who it was because each of my girls have their own room, and their own bathroom (Jim and i got this huge house for practically no money 15 years ago) and the sound was clearly comming from kate's bathroom. I knocked on the door and asked if she was okay, and she said, "i feel terrible! I've been having diarrhea for the last hour, and my stomach hurts and i'm afraid i'm going to throw up!" I asked her if she wanted me to stay with her, but she said no.

I then went to prepair breakfast. I decided on toast because everybody didn't feel that great. Soon Sarah came into the kitchen and nibbled on a piece of toast. Suddenly she ran to the kitchen sink and threw up. "i'm going back to bed," she told me when she was done, and i went to get addy up. i went into addy's bedroom, and her bed was a mess! it was absolutely covered in diarrhea and vomit. I woke her up, bathed her, and gave her some toast. The funny thing is she seemed to feel fine, and from that point on she didn't get sick or anything again.

I then went to check on kate, who said she felt much better. by the end of the day her poop was back to normal and she hadn't thrown up, so i guess she's better too. Sarah, though, threw up every hour the whole day and couldn't keep anything down, and had the most terrible diarrhea. By 9:00 at night everybody (including me) except for sarah beecause she was still throwing up was asleep.

I woke up at 2:00 in the morning with the worst pain in my stomach. I ran to my toilet and threw up. I kept throwing up until there was nothing to throw up, and even then i was vomiting. Diarrhea shot into my pants, and i took them off and got into the shower.

When this morning came everybody but me was perfectly fine again, but i keep getting sick every hour like sarah did yesterday, and i have just awful diarrhea and a fever of 101 degrees. I"m going back to bed now, but i hope none of you are feelign as crappy as i am right now!

AJ :o)
Great questionnaire, Arthur!!!

1.Do you Feel Potty Parity is an Important Issue?Do you feel satisfied with restroom line waits?Is it tolerable, intolerable, would you rather things change?

It's always nice to be able to go when I have to go--and I can usually find a restroom where the wait isn't too long.

What I'm against is when big government gets into the act and tells a business that they have to have a certain number of restrooms or be in deep doo-doo.

I think that government becomes a buttinski too much of the time where it's ridiculous for them to butt in while not butting in enough in other cases.

Don't even get me started!

2.What's the best way to Reduce Lines for the Ladies Room do you think?

Have more stalls! I'm all FOR that--but just not for businesses being FORCED to comply.

3.How Long do you usually have to wait in line on average to use the restroom?

It all depends. Usually, not too often. However, the places I go to don't usually have a great demand for the restroom, so I, generally, don't have to wait at all and/or wait for one or two other parties.

And, as I work at home and live alone, there's no line here unless I have company.

4.What's the Longest Line You've ever Waited in in your whole life?How many people were in line?

The one at The Policemen's Ball (a charity dance to raise money for widows/widowers and children of cops).

This was back in 1971 during the second semester of my senior year of high school.

My boyfriend and I had to park at what seemed like a mile away from the building, and it was a cold, winter night.

At first, I was just going to squat down beside the car and let go (as I couldn't get Gary to take me to a gas station due to not wanting to lose his parking spot), but cars were still pulling up, so Gary told me he would keep me warm and keep my mind off my problem until we got inside where I could go to the restroom.

The ball was held inside of this factory where only men were working at the time, so they had one of the men's rooms turned into a ladies' room.

The place had one urinal and one stall.

I don't know how many other women were ahead of me, but I do know that the weight seemed long, considering that I was already aching to go.

Many of the women had already been at the dance for a time and had been drinking lots of beer--which made them very anxious to go, too.

We were all making small talk to keep our minds off of our problem, and somebody looked at the urinal and said that it was certainly obvious that this wasn't really a ladies' room.

And I told them how, when I was a kid, I tried to do that trick that I had caught Daddy doing one time and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor instead.

I'd thought, at the time, that what he had done was simply to pull a bunch of loose skin down there (as I had) and make it spray pee like a hose. This was how I found out that males and females were built differently.

Then, someone lit a cigarette, and I made a joke about, "Better not smoke in here! This place is so crowded that, if you caught the place on fire, you couldn't run out the door and would have to get out by flushing yourself down the john!"

I guess at least one of the women thought that was pretty funny and told it to the rest of her group when she got back to her table. So, one of the guys at the table started calling me Smokey The Bear, and asked me if I'd put out any forest fires lately.

Gary thought that I had such an innocent face that the woman thought that I was preaching at her--or, at least, the man at the table had taken it that way.

Because, as Gary and I walked to the dance floor, this guy hollered, "Hey! Smokey The Bear! Have you put out any forest fires lately?"

I had no idea that he was talking to me until Gary said, "Hey! Why is that guy calling you Smokey The Bear? What did you say while you were in the restroom?"

When I told Gary about what I'd said about the cigarette, he told me that this drunken bunch was probably ticked off at me for "preaching at" the woman in the restroom.

Although I didn't smoke, I hadn't meant for my remark to be preachy, and Gary told me that I had such an innocent-looking face that I just looked like the kind of person who might be preaching at her.

Anyway, everytime we passed by the table, this guy would blurt out some version of what he'd said the first time--sounding louder and more slurred each time he did so.

And I'd just answer back, "Yeah!" and Gary would give me a dirty look.

Finally, everybody seemed to be drunk but the two of us, and the band was winding down, so Gary told me that he thought it might be about time for us to call it a night.

As we went by that table again (no way to leave any other way--and that bear business seemed to be bothering Gary a whole lot more than it was bothering me), the guy was waving both of his index fingers in the air and swaying back and forth.

He brayed like a soprano donkey, "Heyeeeeeh Smo-kee-the-beyhah!"

And I responded, "Yeah! That's me! Good ol' Smokey The Bear! Good night!"

And Gary pulled on my arm to get me to the exit of the ballroom.

He asked me if I needed to stop by the restroom before we took off, and I told him I did.

And he told me to just go in there, do my business, and get out--and not to talk to a soul.

Which was easy to do, as I was the only one there at that time.

5.Have You Ever had an Accident While Waiting in line to use the restroom?How long can you hold it after you first feel the urge to go?

I've, in recent years, got my panties slightly wet after waiting for the restroom. Mostly, simply get over to the toilet, get my jeans and panties down, and start peeing before I'm even seated.

How long can I hold it? That all depends on whether I'm standing up or sitting down. A lot less longer than I could back when I was 18 and off to The Policemen's Ball with Gary. My panties weren't even damp that night.

6.Can you usually find/make it to a restroom in time when you really need one?

When I'm traveling the backroads, a restroom is wherever it's private enough to get my jeans and panties down. I've let go in cemeteries and beside country churches many times, for example.

7.Have you ever used the men's room cause the ladies line was too long?

So far, only the one-person bathrooms that might be marked for men and women but could serve either gender, one at a time.

8.Have you waited in a long line for the ladies room while the men's room had no line?

I might have done so that night at The Policemen's Ball, but I have no way of knowing.

9.Are there any circumstances under which you allow people to cut in line, like if they are pregnant or something?Have you ever cut in line yourself?

I've let a few people go through who seemed to be more urgent that I am--but, being pretty urgent, myself, I usually just jump in, do my fast pee, and get out. I haven't cut in front of anyone yet, figuring that we're all pretty much in the same boat.

10.And finally the biggest question of all, what is the major reason women have restroom lines so much longer than men?


When it comes to peeing, we have to remove and replace more clothes.

Speaking of which...gotta pee! AJ :o)

P.S. The skidmark I mentioned in my last post turned out to be more like an inch wide, if that. Still think it was the top of a long snake by where it was positioned in the bowl.

to diarrhea girl.
Here is my answer to your survey. I'm italian, i'm 28 years, 175 centimetres tall, 77kg weight, blue eyes and dark hair. I would be your friend
1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal?
About two times a week i have poop than is runnier than normal, diarrhea rarely.

2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out?
When i have diarrhea i didn't take anything to stop it.

3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident?
Fortunely no, the two accidents occured to me when i was at home.

4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea?
it is brown, and is a creamy mass

5)Do you enjoy having diarrhea? I love it, when i have it i feel a excitement. i like when the diarrhea explode from my ass with lot of farts and i like the smell of it.

6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea?
No, but i would like a girl watching me when i'm exploding

7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this
have on your poop?

8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? A time on a chair. I related it in my first mail to you.

I hope you liked my answers.

the first time i saw anyone of the oppisite sex peeing was a complete stranger.

I was 7 at the time, on holiday in merry old england when i saw a 4-6 year old standing behind a bush, panties off, skirt up, legs spread.
Her mom was there looking to see if anyone was looking, she said to the obviosly desprate girl [she was holding her self for dear life] "see no ones there mary" [i'm good at hiding]
she replied "but you are"
the mother rolled her eyes and said "but i'm your mommy, i'm allowed to see you pee"
"Ok. i'll be on the other side of the bush if you need me"
i said in my deepest voice "THIS IS MY DOMAIN, NO MORTAL CAN PEE HERE"
the girl screamed, dropped her skirt and ran to her mom
"mom a deamons after me"
"fine, but if you don't pee here, i'm not stopping on the way home"
the girl went back looking worried, she slowly lifted her skirt
i repeated what i had said before
she dropped her skirt and ran back
i could not here the exchange that happened then but she came back lifted her skirt and dispite my creepy voice, she peed, oh well.

D.M. of L.A.

Howdy ya'll, i got back on monday from my weekend out of town with my friends. I have a couple of good stories about me and my friend's Clay and Lewis. I guess i could tell ya'll about me and my friends for the ladies sake haha. My friend Lewis is about 5'9 kinda chunky but not a fat ass haha and he is a hispanic but he looks more white than me cuz he is so pale. My friend Clay is a lil shorter than me he is 5'11 and average body i guess, and he poops so much!!! And for me i've already described myself once but that was along time ago, i'm 6'0 and a lil bigger than both my friends but not fat i have very broad shoulders and a wear a size 34 waist because i work out avidly, oh well thats enough about me i'll get on with the stories.

My first nite there we went out to a steakhouse and ate a shitload (no pun intended). I didn't have to poop until the morning and as soon as i sat down to poop it slid out so easily with farts coming out with the poop, it felt so good!! I had to go back and poop again like an hour later it wasn't as interesting.
The next day we all went out to an italian restaurant, i ate so much i had an appetizer, a bowl of soup, an entree, and dessert!!! My friend Clay had a lot too, so on the way back my friend Lewis was trying to give a tour of his university when Clay said "I can't pay attention to this i need to get back and poop!" It was so funny, i didn't have to go that bad. Once we got back up to Lewis' apartment Clay was first inside and was begging Lewis for some toilet paper, so when i made it inside all i saw was Clay running back to his room with 2 rolls of toilet paper haha i thought it was so funny.
That evening i had to take a dump so i got a football magazine from Lewis' bathroom and went to mine and sat down, as soon as i sat down and got settled and started to poop, the poop was practically water then i got a lil backed up and had to strain the rest out it was like loose diarhea along with some soft turds.
Lewis got sick at work from the italian food and came home and threw up and was wondering what it was cuz he said he pooped out lunch, i don't have very much on Lewis except for that.

I hoped ya'll liked my weekend of pooping, i wanted to answer some of the surveys posted on here today.

Punk Rock Girl's Survey:
What is your biggest pet peeve about public restrooms?
1. No toilet paper
2. No doors on stalls
3. No soap
4. Water/garbage on the floor
5. Odor

I guess i would say if i had to pick one it would be no door on the stall, i have to have a lil privacy while im takin a dump

Diarrhea Girl's Survey:
1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal? i guess about 3 times a week maybe more maybe less

2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out? i would rather let it all out unless it's extremely painful then i would prefer to take something to make me feel better

3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident? Explain. yeah when i was in 1st grade i had diarhea and my mom brought 3 pairs of underwear for my teacher to keep in her desk, and i used all of them. Also have had numerous diarhea attacks in public restrooms that are embarassing just cuz i hate how loud it can be

4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea? dark brown and usually very liquidy almost water although sometimes tons of small turds that are real loose

5)Do you enjoy having diarrhea? yeah unless i get real bad cramps or am in a lot of pain, i only enjoy it when im not in pain and it's just like any other poop except that it slides out of my butt easier

6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea? no but i would like too have someone watch me someday, preferably a girl so i could also watch her poop too

7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this have on your poop? (Describe the differences) I have before it really wasn't like what i thought it would be like me running to the toilet it just gave me cramps and severely runny poops

8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? e.g the floor, a chair. Was it on purpose? I had liquid poop slide out while standing at the kitchen sink eating something early in the morning before football practice, it slid down my leg and got on the floor

Well i guess that's all for now, Diarhea Girl u should post the answers to ur survey next time u post.


The New Number Two
Hi all!

I've got a question I'd like to put to this board:

Why do ladies always seem to wear tight pants and skirts? and more importasntly how do they deal with this when going to the toilet?

Opinions anyone?

mr survey
1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal?
Once a month or less, but more often in summer.

2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out?
Rather let it all out, if possible. It's better to let it all out, or even eat or drink something which helps it along (apple juice, milk). I'd rather prefer having real strong diarrhea than only a slightly uspet stomach.

3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident? Explain.
Eating sugarfree ice cream (soft ice) with a friend of mine. It was summer, we were at a public swimming pool and on our way home both of us got strong stomach cramps, the typical diarrhea feeling and finally farts turned into wet farts and cramps into explosive diarrhea in our shorts.

4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea?
From mushy to watery.

5)Do you enjoy having diarrhea?
From time to time, I do. In fact, more often than not.

6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea?
My gf and see above.

7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this have on your poop? (Describe the differences)
Rarely, but if I do take laxatives, I prefer those which give me plain diarrhea and work fast and strong. My gf once treated me with a bottle of prune juice. Boy, I never knew the stuff works so fast and had the liquishits for the whole afternoon.

8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? e.g the floor, a chair. Was it on purpose?
Not on purpose, though I don't mind eating things which I know give me the runs from time to time. And having the runs more often than not entails having it in a place other than toilet.

9)Females: Do you get diarrhea when you have your period?
Please please please respond, thank you xxxx

1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal?
-I tend to have runnier poop when I am on my period, but not diarrhea. I get diarrhea a few times a year.
2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out?
-No, I just wait till it's over.
3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident? Explain.
-Yes, one time I had diarrhea during a test at school. I had an accident in my panties, but managed to get away with it (it was last period).
4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea?
-Usually light brown and very runny.
5)Do you enjoy having diarrhea?
-I like it when I finally get to relieve myself on the toilet when I'm desperate and if the toilet is dirty or lacks privacy.
6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea?
-Yes. One time I was travelling alone on the highway. I had a diarrhea attack and barely made it to a rest stop. The was a small building with bathrooms. I went in the ladies room and saw two stalls, but the doors and toilet seats were taken off (I think vandalised). I didn't care because I had to go so bad. I sat on the rim (I was to weak to hover all the time) and let go. Then, suddenly, two teenage girls came in and saw me on the toilet with my panties down to my ankles. They giggled. One of them took the stall next to me and peed, while the other girl stood in front of the mirror. I didn't dare to look all the time but I think she watched me through the mirror. I just sat there having diarrhea (I couldn't hold on till they were gone) and farting. It was really embarassing.

7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this have on your poop? (Describe the differences)
-Sometimes, when I'm constipated. It makes my poop runnier. Normally my poop is quite firm (when I'm not on my period).
8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? e.g the floor, a chair. Was it on purpose?
-Yes, outdoors in some bushes (several times). No.
9)Females: Do you get diarrhea when you have your period?
Sometimes, but mostly only just soft poop, not really diarrhea. But it's still annoying because I can't hold it so long then.


1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal? i never usually have diarrhea, usually only when i eat too much pizza, but i too find having diarrhea a turn on so of course i wouldn`t mind a little runny poo every now and then
2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out? i would rather let it all out
3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident? Explain. never. i know this may sound hard to believe ,but i have very good control over my bowels and can easily hold diarrhea for days, even to the point where i feel i dont have to go at all
4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea? usually brown, but one time after drinking a protein shake it gave me bad diarrhea, to the point where i couldn`t hold it for 2 minutes, and when i pooped it was green
5)Do you enjoy having diarrhea? yes
6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea? no, not that i can think of
7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this have on your poop? (Describe the differences) yeah, i sometimes take ex-lax, but sometimes it only softens my poo a little, or sometimes i feel i dont have to go at all after taking it
8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? e.g the floor, a chair. Was it on purpose? yeah, in my pants, it was pretty cool
9)Females: Do you get diarrhea when you have your period?
this was a great survey, see ya, dr

Diarrhea Girl here are my answers to your survey
1)How often, on average, do you have diarrhea/poop that is runnier than normal?- not very often
2)When you have diarrhea do you take anything or do anything to make it stop? Or would you rather let it all out? -sometimes i will take something to make it stop but usually i just let it all out
3)Have you ever had an embarrassing diarrhea accident? Explain. -Yes quite a few but my most embarassing one was when i ate bad shrimp at my friend brads house that was pretty embarassing
4)What is the usual colour and consistency of your diarrhea? -the color is usually brown or yellowish brown
6)Has anyone ever watched you have diarrhea?- Yes
7)Do you ever take ex-lax or another laxative and what effect does this have on your poop? (Describe the differences) i took a laxative once ans it had a nasty effect it gave me diarrhea
8)Have you ever had diarrhea in a place other than a toilet? e.g the floor, a chair. Was it on purpose? yes not on purpose i had the stomach flu and i diden't feel it coming and i went in my pants and on the floo


My problem is that my bowels move at all different times; I can go between one to four times per day, at varying times. Sometimes it takes quite a while to go, not like constipation just things move slowly.
When I get the urge it is important to not delay too long for me as constipation sets in. I have had a couple of bad times with constipation where there are off and on abdo pains, I loose my interest in eating because I know I will have problems getting rid of it... I loose my urge to do a poo and do not even bother to sit on the toilet and try!
On the constipation front I have learnt to attend to it as sonn as it hits... really up the fibre... the other day I tried soap with good success and even a laxative is better than allowing it to prolong.
The one thing that I have become is not to be a shameful shitter... everybody shits and it is healthy so I go whenever I get that "thunder down under".... in fact I am getting it now... I did go earlier this morning but it is back.... well I had better sign off and relocate to the toilet.

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