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Punk Rock Girl
Hey!

If you ever feel like having explosive diarrhea with painful gas, why not try eating an entire container of black grapes all by yourself?

I did this on Sunday, while we were at a park with some friends enjoying the beautiful weather, and within an hour or so of downing them. I started having some major cramps, and then felt the contents of my intestines rush down into my rectum. With my hands planted on my clenched buns, I rushed to the nearest porta-potty.

I yanked my shorts and panties down, sat on the surprisingly clean seat, and groaned as about ten gallons of liquid shit exploded out of my ass. I must have been in there for twenty minutes, because Colin kept knocking on the door asking if I was okay.

I wiped my ass, pulled up my shorts and exited the shitter. I had another explosion later on, but we were home by then.

Too much fruit too quickly. My poor bottom. We all make mistakes, and we all pay the price!

Peace!

PRG


wisconsin boy
first of all i have three really cool stories of events that happend over the fireworks weekend, first one. the night of the 2nd , here where I live we had some large fireworks at the lakefront, it was estimated that 90 thousand people were at the lake front for the show, however the city royally dropped the ball, they failed to get porta potties, I really had to have a bowel movement too, the only bathroom was the one that is regularly open, mens has two stalls only, and the girls had slightly more, as I came upon the facility, both the mens side and the womans side had lines 100 yards long, and both sides became unisex, I waited in line on the mens side cuz, im a guy and i thought that line would go faster, it was perhaps more than half woman in the mens line, as I got up to the front of the line. there were maybe 4 girls in front of me directing traffic, looking at me saying 'there is a urinaly open" I would sheepishly reply. i don t need a urinal, I was kinda embarrassed, as I got almost in the bathroom, both stall had woman taking dumps, one was in there for a long time and it smelled very strongly. the girl in front of me in line was plugging her nose, one of the stalls opend up and the college girl in front of me ran in,she came out and I took her stall, the woman in the next storm was still pooping up a storm, i could hear her grunting and fartin loudly, beneath the stall i could see her feet, sandals with burgundy toes nails and she seemed figdity. moments later, i farted really loud. and some people in line giggled. a few times i seen girls outside my stall, there was a inch and a half gap by the door and they could all see me. on the night of the fourth was really crazy. the whole lakefront was turned into a large campground with thousands upon thousand of people with tents and cookouts, we had been cooking out all day. today they had perhaps 100 porta pddys set up. but i was on the north beach, further from the actual show. so we just had the bathhouse, well about 9 i had t go, the mans side had no toilet paper and both toilets were broke and clogged, the womans side had a huge line. and many of them came to the guys side in search of tp, but we had none, once the fireworks display started, the line thinned and i thought i could get into the womans cuz I was dying , it finally appered to be empty, and just than two hot girls in their 20's came up to the bathroom, I asked them if they could see if it was safe for a guy to use when they were done. one of them walked in and checked and came right out sayin "c'mon in,its empty" so they invited me in with them , im thinkin, wow, they must be open minded, as the three of us approached the stalls, one said 'eww no toilet paper" so I mad etheir day when Ipulled out a stash. one girl took a far stall another one took the next one so that let me next to her on the corner end, as I goyt in the stall, i realized this was gonna be weird, the stall door was very small and did not lock, if anyone walked past they could easily see me, the toilet was also very small. anyways I sat down, my bowel movement was very audible and smelled, the two girls in the next stalls paid me no attention and talked amongst themselves, they left and said goodbye. all in all it was interesting and it shows we can live in harmony.


Delaware Cookie girl: An enema is putting water up your butt. The water loosens the poo and it slips out. My bf does that to me when I am constipated


Curious
Can anyone give me a list of films available on video or dvd that shows guys on the toilet shitting and farting? Thanks.


Becky M
1)What age group are you from? (ex. 16-25, 30-40, etc...) 25-30
2)How often do you poop? 2-3x per day
3)What is the average size of your poops? (length, diameter)
When formed (rare), quite long (>10"), thin.
4)What texture are your poops usually? (Mushy, liquidy, firm, rock solid, etc...) Usually mushy or liquid.
5)Do you usually poop out logs, chunks, "snakes", or combinations of the above? Combination.
6)How long does it usually take you to poop? 20 to 30 minutes, sometimes longer.
7)What are the places like to take a dump? Home. One particular bathroom at work is my second choice.
8)Are you comfortable with a guy or girl watching you while you poop? No
9)Do you have to push a lot to let out your poo? No. Usually I am just making it to the toilet.
10)When you take a dump, about how many poos do you let out? There is usually at least 3 waves, most of them mushy.
11)Does it take very long for you to take a poo? Yes.
12)Do you voluntarily take a poo at the first urge, or do you hold it, or simply go when convenient? If I can, I try to wait.
13)What foods make you take the biggest dumps? Chili


Rose
Whenever Sarah (14), Kate(10), or Addy (6) have accidents I'm very calm and nice to them about it, but it doesn't comfort Sarah or Kate. (Addy is six and while she understands that she shouldn't have accidents she is the most easily comforted about them...but kate and sarah were like that when they were six.) I always feel guilty that Sarah and Kate feel so upset when they have accidents, because i know i could make them feel better by telling them my secret. Only i'm afraid to, you know? Well, here is my secret: While growing up i had more than my share of accidents. It wasn't that i had any sort of bowel and urinary problem, but that i was to shy. See, until i was 12 I was overweight, and when i finally lost weight people still thought of me as "the fat kid" and that made me feel self-concioius about things that really matter. Matters improved when i got to highschool, as i went to a new school and nobody remembered me as anything but Rose, the way i was at the time. It also helped that boys seemed atracted to me, though i always blamed it on my hair (at the time it was a beautiful auburn color, but for some reason i didn't have the freckles that a red-haired person normally has).

I'm going to tell you about one of my accidents. I was 15 and in ninth grade. My friends decided that we absolutely had to go shopping, and I went along. Just as we got to the mall I started getting the most terrible cramps. I didn't want to tell my friends though and just toughed it out. At some point, about three hours later, I got a cramp so bad that i doubled over in pain. My friends looked at me, and I told them i wasn't feeling that great, and i was going to go to the bathroom and i'd meet them in the food courts in 40 minutes. They were worried about me, but i convinced them somehow that i was okay and made my way to the bathroom. When i got to the bathroom the line was to long, and i got a bad cramp and i started pooping my pants. The worst part was that the poop was liquidy and ruined my pants by the time i got to the bathroom. Inside the stall i finished pooping and tried to clean myself up, but it was impossible. I lived nearish to the mall, so i just decided to leave the mall. The next day my friends questioned me about it, but i just told them I threw up and felt really sick and went home. They didn't question me.

Oh, and by the way the other day i was in the city and i saw (it was about 9:00 at night) a mother holding her little daughter over the curb of the street. The child's pants were off, and she was peeing the hardest i have ever seen a child that age pee.


poops
are there any guys who got to watch another guy shit any stories did you get to wipe them ?


SweetA
1. What is your age? 28
2. Gender? Female
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.) short and curvy
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...) white
FARTING
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? at least 3 or 4
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts? silent to soft and always dry.
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? very few people
8. Where are you comfortable farting? on the toilet and when I am alone
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? i like farting when I need to. Don't have that rep that I know of
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? Never farted in someone's face. Did get farted on once when I was giving a bj to my ex husband.
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends? No
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? nah
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep? I am sure
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? my boyfriend
POOPING
15. How many times a day do you poop? once
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.) they really vary but mostly decent size and a dark choclate brown.
17. Describe the last dump you had? one long poop about 9 inches that broke in half. fairly soft
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you? not that i can remember
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid? gross, I always held it until i could be alone. i was constipated a lot because of it
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? oh yes
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? nope
22. Do your turds usually float or sink? sink
23. How long do you usually have to wipe? many many times and I still can't seem to get clean without a wet paper towel
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole? yes but it is kind of a turn on
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop?. I think my butthole is too small but that is ok since I like the feeling of the stretch


HisLilPeeMonster
1. How often do you poop in one day?
Answer. It depends.. on a normal day usually once. If I'm on my period I usually go 6+ times per day.

2. Do u go in public when nature calls or do u hold it in until u get home?
Answer: I go in public- in the grass- in a porta potty- I have no shame! LOL

3. If u do go in public do u hold it in until the restroom is empty?
Answer: Nope

4. How long does an average dump usually take for u?
Answer. Depends on how soft it is :P have to add extra minutes for the soft ones to make sure it's all out.

5. When u do take a dump do u squeeze it out or do u just sit there and let it come out naturally?
Answer. If I REALLY have to go I will let it slide out.. if I don't really have a frantic urge I'll push it out.

6. If u could see any 5 celebrities take a shit which ones would they be?
Answer: John Stewart (who woulda thought? LOL), Demi Moore, The Snapple Lady (to finally find out for sure if bigger girls poo more! LOL), Jerry Seinfeld, and...... Garth Brooks :)


Tuesday, July 05, 2005


Tia
I had been constipated for the past two days and all I seemed to be pooping out was small hard grape sized poops.

While I was reading some of the posts on here I felt the urge to poo. I got up and walked to the bathroom. I sat down on the toilet. I squeezed slightly and a brown log slid out of my butt. I looked in the toilet and it was at least 7 or 8 inches long. I wiped a couple times and then flushed.

Tia


Julie

Hi everybody, Ive got kind of an odd request, me and my sister want to learn to pee standing up while wearing pants. If anyone has any knowledge on this subject it would be great to learn it. Thanks


Nancy
It has been quite a while since I have posted here but things have been rather hectic.

Ahhh Summertime I just love it!!! My apartment complex has a ravine in the back where my boyfriend and I just love to go pee....sometimes friends join us too!!!

The other night we had some brief rain showers and with it being so muggy I asked my honey of he wanted to go to the ravine with me so I could pee.....he said he had to go too so we dashed out, saw no one was around and pulled our jeans and underwear down and peed away..........it felt so good especially with the warm rain hitting our bare behinds :o)

Have a Fabulous 4th Everyone!!!!!!!!
Ciao Nancy :o)


don't worry about it
Well, I just got done getting my boyfriend ready for work. When I woke up this morning i really needed a BM but decided to hold it until after he left. Well, it was about ten minutes before he had to leave when he rushes to the bathroom. I wasn't that worried about him until I looked at the clock and saw it was almost one. I called to him and told him it was time for him to leave. He didnt reply, which I didnt expect him to. Then I noticed the door was cracked, I wanted to go in but figured he wouldnt like that much. about ten minutes later he emerges, clammy and his cheeks were flushed. He had an upset look on his face. I asked him what was wrong and he was vague about it. I gave him a hug and kissed his cheek, which was a little moist. I guess he really had some trouble in there. I cant remember the last time I broke a sweat while taking a dump. The one I just did was a little troublesome though. I had been constipated the past two days and I figured by the way I felt bloated it was gonna be hard. I can always tell how it's gonna be by the way I feel. When he left, I started straightening up a little bit, when it hit me. I felt it drop down. This excited me, so I rushed to the bathroom. my body couldnt decide whether to poop or pee. they both tried to come out at the same time but it didnt happen. so i figured I couldnt poop until I peed, so i went ahead and did that. I felt the turd go back and this kind of upset me considdering I didnt want to go another day with this horrible constipation. when I finished peeing, which wasnt much, I bore down as hard as I could to jar it loose again. it dropped back down to my anus and stayed there. this frustrated me. I put one hand on the sink and the other on the window sill and pushed really really hard. nothing... I held my legs up, desperate for it to come out. I looked like I was giving birth almost! I was holding my knees to my chest and squeezing as hard as I could. FINALLY it started to slide out. sometimes, once i get the tip out it eases itself the rest of the way... not the case with this one. I held my breath for probably 15 seconds while i pushed out the monster. I realized how big it was when I looked down and saw it coming out, plus it was rather painful. Normally I would be upset if I knew i was dropping a load on the floor and toilet seat, but since I was home alone and I was so happy to get this out of me, I sat back (literally) and enjoyed it. my head was resting on the back of the seat, and my knees still to my chest. my feet were straight out in front of me. I watched as the log pushed across the seat and fell to the floor. it was pretty long, dark color. Dumps are more fun if you hold them a day or so, any longer and i'm miserable. I always feel so huge. My b/f asked me if I had been constipated and I got offended because I'm very shy about this stuff in person. (thats why I love this site!) however he's more open. anyways... I cleaned up my mess, and rushed to post it...and to any one who is constipated right now, I feel for you!


Joshua
Hey. I'm new here. My name's Joshua and I'm 14 years old. I stumbled across this site and decided to post. I've had the stomach flu for the past 2 days. It's horrible. When I'm not sleeping or watching TV, I'm in the washroom for hours at a time having liquid dirrhea bouts or puking. The one I had yesterday was no fun at all. I was sleeping when I got awoken by roaring cramps in my lower abdomen. I tried ignoring them, but that didn't work. I ran to the washroom and as soon as I sat down, it felt like I was peeing out my butt. A brownish-green liquid came pouring out into the bowl. I would fart a few times and chunks of poo would come out as well. My mom asked if I was gonna be alright and I told her that I was gonna be fine. Then she left to go get groceries. When she came back 45 minutes later, I was still in the bathroon with liquid constantly pouring out. It felt like it was never gonna stop. I called my mom and told her to rub my back. She did and I felt better. I finished pooping about 1 1/2 hours later and stood to wipe. I used up a whole roll and half of another to get totally clean. I flushed 7 times before it all went down. As I was leaving the bathroom I felt a wave of nausea come over me. I quickly ran back to the toilet and puked up what I had eaten for breakfast. As I was puking, my bowels lost control of themselves and I ended up crapping myself. I took a shower and put on a clean pair of clothes. I went back to my room and slept for the rest of the day. I woke up only twice to throw up.

Today I am feeling a little bit better. I went to the bathroom a few times but the stays weren't as long (45 mins). It was still really liquidy too. I've thrown up not as much as I was yesterday and as I write this, I feel like I'm going to throw up. So I'm gonna go now before I make a mess on my carpet!


delaware dookie girl
hey. everyone talks about enemas..but im still not sure what they are.also how do u put it into your body? is it a pill? laxative or what?


Tia
I have a few "constipation" stories to tell you all.

1) I was at Chapters with my dad and sister this afternoon when I felt the urge to poo. I told my dad I would be right back. I headed for the washrooms. There were 3 stalls all empty. I took the middle one and sat down. Nothing was coming, so I squeezed and grunted a few times. That wasn't doing anything so I sat there for a few seconds to see if it would come out on its own. It wasn't. So I started squeezing again. As I was squeezing, another lady came in and took the stall beside me. She peed then left. I continued squeezing for a few more minutes. Then I heard a 'plop.' I looked in the toilet and saw a piece of poo that was the size of a grape. I could feel more inside me, so I squeezed some more. 5 or 6 more people entered the washroom and did their business and left. Meanwhile, here I was trying to poop out a few more pieces. After an unsuccessful 5 or so minutes, I wiped, flushed and washed my hands.

2) After I got back from Chapter's my stomach started to ache. I knew it was from the Caramel Frappachino I had gotten from Starbucks. I read a few of the posts on here and decided to drop my load.I went into the bathroom and sat down. For about a minute I sat there hoping I wouldn't have to squeeze it out. Was I wrong! I knew I was going to have to squeeze so I took off my shorts and panties to be more comfortable. I squeezed for 2 minutes without success then stopped for a few seconds. I squeezed again until my face turned red. When that wasn't working, I spreaded my legs apart and squeezed again. After a few minutes of straining and squeezing, about 5 or so semi-soft pieces fell into the toilet. They were a light brown in color and stank really bad. I farted a few times, and 3 more pieces fell into the toilet. After that, I squatted on the toilet seat and squeezed even harder because I knew there were still more coming. A few really tiny pieces is all that came out. I sat back down on the toilet and put my head between my knees and squeezed with all my might. Nothing continued to come out so I figured I was done. I wiped 5 times then put my clothes back on. I flushed then left the bathroom.

I'll post more. But I gotta go--if you know what I mean.
Tia



Joshua
Hey. It's Joshua again. As you probably know,I wrote that I was feeling better today. Well..guess what? I was wrong. At 2:00 or so, I started to feel gross again...

I was playing Lord of the Rings on my Playstation 2, when I felt my stomach do back-flips and I was getting cramps in my lower abdomen. 'Uh-oh' I thought. I quickly grabbed the container that I puke in and threw up. I threw up for about 2 minutes and then dry heaved for a few seconds more. I then ran to the washroom and quickly sat down on the seat. No effort required for this dump. It wasn't as liquidy as yesterday, but It was still pretty runny. I let some wet farts out, which were followed by 5 minutes of some pretty gross diarrhea. The smell was so bad, I almost threw up. I sat there for a minute or two letting some farts out. These farts weren't as bad but they were still followed by some diarrhea. After 10 minutes or so, I felt better and wiped. I flushed the toilet to eliminate the smell, then I ran some cold water on my face to cool me down. (I've had a pretty high fever these past few days). I left the bathroom and went back to playing my game.


your name Pop master
Last weekend I attended a pop festival which was over 3 days.
There was a group of people going around which called themselves
the poop police they were going around stopping the festival crowds
peeing and pooping outside of the toilets.
Lucky for me I still manage to see several females and males both peeing and pooping.
One memorable act was a mother and daughter they were both wearing long skirt.
They when over by a fence squated down together spread their skirts out so you could
not see anything.
But by their faces they were both do more than just peeing.
When they finished they just got up and walk away.
I just had to have a look what they had done, so I waited a few minutes when nobody was around
and when over to look were they had been.
I was really impress there were 2 large turd in the grass the daughters at lest 10" long approx 1" thick
and the mothers even bigger over 12" long approx 2" thick.
There were a few more good experiences will I will recall later.



Amy
To Olvia,
The good news is that you wont have to take pills you dont need.
The bad news is that yes your doctor will know nothing is wrong with you and he will tell your mother. I hope everything works out okies for you sweetie. Love, Amy


Adrian
Olivia. If your pooping incidents are deliberate and your mum's thinking of taking you to the doctor over them, I'd own up and make a clean breast of it. She might think it a little strange at first but I think your mother will get over it. At the end of the day she only wants what's best for you and that's a good enough reason in itself to be honest with her and tell her the truth. Everyone's entitled to the odd accident occasionally and I wouldn't be surprised if your mum's probably messed herself once or twice during adult life when she's been genuinely desperate for the toilet and not been able to reach one. However most people, with the exception of those with genuine continence problems, manage to control themselves most of the time. Generally society tends to take the view that it's more sociable to control natural functions and limit them to the bathroom - or at least somewhere appropriate - if at all possible.

wild willy. I'm sure your wife wasn't the first woman to indulge in a little outdoor relief at a campsite and doubt she's the last. I can imagine it being too much trouble for plenty of people who are situated a fair distance from the portapotties at those places.

Pee in Shower Guy. Nowadays I almost always have a pee whilst showering and I normally stand and aim in the general direction of the drain. Hope that answers your question.

Sebastian. Here are my answers to to your survey:

1. How often do you poop in one day?
Answer. 1-3 times on average - it can vary.

2. Do u go in public when nature calls or do u hold it in until u get home?
Answer: Unless I was desperate I would save a poo until I got home. I don't mind going for a pee when in public though.

3. If u do go in public do u hold it in until the restroom is empty?
Answer: No.

4. How long does an average dump usually take for u?
Answer. It varies. 5 - 10 mins would be quite normal for me.

5. When u do take a dump do u squeeze it out or do u just sit there and let it come out naturally?
Answer. I like to let it come out naturally too.

6. If u could see any 5 celebrities take a shit which ones would they be?
Answer: Mine would be Anne Robinson, Tara Palmer Tompkinson, Anne Diamond, Anthea Turner and Cilla Black.


Phil
Hi. I don't know if this story exactly ifts in here, but it's my only bathroom related story that I have. One time when I was at summer camp, I was ten or eleven, I was in the latrine, on the toilet taking a shit. Well, as most of you who went to camp know, often latrines have no stalls around the toilets, they're just out in the open. That's how it was with these. So, I'm taking a shit, and all of a sudden these guys came running in. They were guys who teased me and a lot of other kids. They pulled me off the toilet, two of them held me, and the third guy pulled my shorts and my underpants off. Then they dragged me outside and threw me down and ran away with my shorts and underwear. So I was stuck outside, naked from the waist down (except for my sneakers and socks), with a dirty butt. A bunch of kids - both boys and girls - saw me, and I jumped up and ran back into the latrine. After I calmed down, I wiped my butt. I hoped that sooner or later a friend of mine or a counseler would come in, but no one did. I must have waited a half hour at least. Finally, I pulled my shirt down to cover myself as best as I could and walked out. My worst fear was confirmed when I saw a huge group of kids waiting for me to come out. I hurried to my cabin, with my groin covered but my butt on display. Everyone laughed and laughed and laughed. I got to my cabin, ready to cry, but kept myself under control and didn't. I put on underpants and shorts, and finally got the nerve to leave the cabin around dinner time. A few days later, I saw my shorts and underpants had been thrown up in a tree. I didn't have the nerve to tattle on the kids who did it. After that, I didn't go to the latrine to take a shit, I would go in the woods. It was one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.


hungarian boy
Melanie, I really liked your stories. Please keep posting!


Jana
I just found this site, and I think it is a bit strange, but I like it. I was told about this site and decided to visit.
Well, I realy can not say that I have ever peed in my clothes or pooped my self, but I do have some things to say.
My family has this little boat on a fairly large lake pretty close to my house. It has no bathrooms. My sister, and my parents go out on the lake maybe once a month. Sometimes we spend the entire day. Since the boat does not have any toilet, my sister and I wear our swimsuits so when we have to pee we can just get in the water and pee. And to tell you the truth I have pooped in the lake a few times, only on emergancies. But that is hard to do. Normaly I just pull my swimsuit to one side of my butt and poop then just reposition my swimsuit and that is that. My swimsuit does get pretty nasty though, not wipeing and all. But it is just a swimsuit and I do not worry about getting stains on the inside. When I pee, I just pee straight through my swimsuit.
The next thing is that my underwear on normal days gets realy stained. I do not know if this is a problem, but I do fart alot. For example, yesturday, I went to pee at around 1:00 in the afternoon. My underwear was already stained realy badly. So badly infact that I could not even see the blue cotton in my underwear through the stains. After I was done peeing, I continued to wear them the rest of the day, by the end of the day it was worse. At night I normaly wear the same underwear to bed I had on all day. This morning I still had the same underwear on and forgot that they were so bad. After I pooped this morning I still wore the the same blue underwear, by this time it was getting fun. Like how bad can I stain them. I still am wearing them and still staining them. But the problem is that they are starting to itch my butt, probably a form of diaper rash. I have no idea why this is fun to me, but it gets realy boaring around here in the summer.


Joshua
Hi. This is Joshua's mom. If you have read Joshua's past posts, he probably told you that he was felling pretty good yesterday. That's true. But he took another turn for the worst this morning. That's why I'm making an appointment for him to see the doctor on Monday. I'm gettting pretty worried about him. I spent pretty much all morning with him in the bathroom while he was having liquid dirrhea attacks. When ever he would pull his pants up and start to wash his hands, his lower abdomen would start cramping up (that's what he told me) signaling that he still had business to do. Whenever I give him something to eat, he'll throw it all back up.

I'm writing this for Joshua because he has no energy to do anything today. All he wants to do is sleep.


Tia
Survey from Sebastian

1. How often do u poop in one day? 3-5 times

2. Do u go in public when nature calls or do u hold it in until u get home? I'll go in public. The only time I'll wait until I get home is if I have really,really bad diarrhea

3. If u do go in public do u hold it in until the restroom is empty? No

4. How long does an average dump usually take for u? 30-45 minutes

5. When u do take a dump do u squeeze it out or do u just sit there and let it come out naturally? I sit and squeeze it out. I squeeze so hard I moan and grunt

6. If u could see any 5 celebritys take a shit which ones would they be? Dunno


Mr. Clogs
Hey, hey, hey, it's Mr. Clogs again, I've got a post to share. This morning feeling the need to take my morning piss and crap. Instead of using the bathroom for relief, I grabbed my 5-quart bucket that I use now to pee in at night when I need to (holds a lot more than the cups, bottles, and those two liter tupper ware containers). I shut my bedroom door for additional privacy, grabbed the bucket that I keep between the milk crates. I opened the lid and placed it on my bed, removed my boxer shorts (the ones I sleep in), placed the bucket on the floor, got into position, and handled my business. First I peed about a gallon of piss (I' exagerating a bit here) in the bucket while squatting over the mouth of container. Once I finished peeing, then I let loose some soft mushy poop, it didn't even stink up my room (odd but true). I squatted over the bucket for about 10 minutes until I felt better. I got up from squatting, placed the lid over the container, put on my sleeping boxers on, headed to the bathroom to wipe up and brush my teeth so I could drink some coffee and brew up some more piss and crap for round two!

delaware dookie girl: I liked your story about you having to crap like crazy, but that was cruel of you friend slipping that stuff in your drink or something. Oh by the way, the name is pretty cool too. Keep the posts coming.

diarrhea girl: Your stories are awesome, keep them coming. Have you ever attempted or even thought of measuring the quantity of your liquid poop in some kind of container? It would be amazing what the measurment would be.

Donny: Your post about saving those laundry detergent gallon sized containers. Your like me who not only uses containers, but enjoys using them other than it's original purpose. I use to use wide mouth bottles for me to pee in at night without getting up and use the bathroom to pee . As you know, I now use a 5-quart bucket now for that purpose, but I also use it to poop into it too. Your right it is large enough for women to use peeing standing up. They wouldn't have to resort to usining a cup to pee in.

Well gotta go, I feel like doing round two in that bucket. Take care and I'll post later.--Mr. Clogs.


I will be a current poster here, and will ask you to answer some surveys that have been already posted, but i will be interestrd to ask you the questions.

When you take a poo in a public restroom, what do you consider when taking a stall:

Furthest from the door.
nearest to the door.
Next to an occupied toilet.
Next to an empty toilet.
Non-Handicapped
cleanest bowl
broken door.
Most graffiti
largest suply of toilet paper
something else- specify



d-Wizz
Hmmm. well, this WAS on the site a few weeks ago, but it's gone now, so I'll repost it.

Ok, here we go guys (and gals) - the "log book" according to d-Wizz, beginning 2004. To avoid reader's constipation, the stories will be posted one at a time, with the next in the series bring posted as each one appears on this page. This way, if any stories happen to be censored for whatever reason, I will have an opportunity to edit them and so keep the continuity of the series intact.

Let me welcome you to the wonderful world that is d-Wizz' shit life.


Date: 2004-01-02

This story requires a bit of background, so here goes.

In the last 18 months, I have met a large number of Korean students. This all began after my sister became interested in teaching English, and eventually had a Korean student boarding with her. As they moved on, another took their place. This is how I met Jamie (many Koreans assume English aliases to assist people who may not be able to get their tongue around their real name), and many others since.

Jamie stayed in Brisbane for about 8 months in 2003, before moving to Sydney around September to get a job, as he was unable to find one here. I planned to visit him and travel with him to Melbourne, as I had some friends there to visit as well, so we decided to do the trip together and share the costs of petrol. We planned it for the first three weeks of January.

Jamie and I had become good friends before he left, but I never talked about shit with him...

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On New Years' Day, I set out from Brisbane on a trip which was to cover 17 days and over 6,000km... and 5 shits, two of which were memorable enough that I can still write about them 18 months later.

I can't remember when my last shit of 2003 occurred, but it was definitely not on either of the last two days. So, when I left Brisbane in the early hours of 2004, I knew I was probably due for a BIG shit by the time I arrived in Sydney, probably the next afternoon. The 1,000km drive was rather uneventful, but early on 2004-01-02, I could feel the pressure starting to build, and my and I made a promise to myself that I would save it for Jamie, because I knew it would be a classic d-Wizz megashit - and as these are not common, they should be shared. All day, I was wondering how I would explain the practice of buddy dumping to Jamie. By the time I arrived at Jamie's boarding house in Darlinghurst shortly after 1600, my megashit was truly ready and knocking on my back door. I could hardly contain my excitement, but I kept my composure as Jamie greeted me and welcomed me inside. He introduced me to his friend Ji-Oung, who he had met while in Sydney. "Great" I thought, "two witnesses for my megashit!" We went through some small talk, catching up on what Jamie had been doing in Sydney, and then I decided it was time to make a move. I started by telling Jamie that I had to do a big shit, and I asked him where the toilet was. He pointed down the hallway, and then I asked both Jamie and Ji-Oung, "will you watch me shit?" They were both a bit confused by this question, so I started to explain about buddy dumping, and that I really wanted to share this experience with them because it was going to be very special. I showed them my mirror and explained how I watch my shit coming out with it. When they realised what was involved, they both were a bit reluctant, and eventually Jamie said that he would not watch me this time, but "maybe later". So I simply said that was OK, I will now go and enjoy my big shit by myself - Jamie laughed with me and I went off to the toilet with my mirror to begin proceedings.

The toilet was on a pedestal, so when I sat on it, my feet were almost completely off the ground, only the tips of my toes could make contact with the tiles on the floor. I took up my shitting posture, with my knees 60cm (2ft) apart. Despite having held this huge shit in my system for probably 10 hours after the first signal, it wasn't particularly keen on moving from its home. And I wasn't in a hurry either, I quite enjoy the feeling of a full shit in my body, so I just waited.

Eventually, I farted (what I call the "methane cap"), and that was enough to trigger things. I felt total ecstasy and I quickly positioned the mirror and saw that my anus was opening really wide - the shit was not there just yet, but a few seconds later I could see it as the sensations continued to give me great pleasure. Ever so slowly, the big piece of shit inched its way to the edge of my anus. I was not pushing - the longer this takes the better as far as I'm concerned. The shit makes it past my anus and keeps going... and keeps coming and coming - it's thick, BIG and long, and (man!) my ecstacy meter is off the scale as I'm watching a d-Wizz megashit show live in the mirror. "What a way to welcome 2004", I begin to think. The shit is probably 6 inches long by now, and it breaks off into the toilet. Unfortunately, it didn't make a memorable splash, yet its presence in the toilet was one of dominance. But there was still more shit to go yet!

After the first 6 inches fell off into the toilet, my anus was still open wide, with the rest of this massive shit still behind and inching out further still.

Well, to cut it short, it all came out after about one minute, and then I had the absolute pleasure and privilege of anointing this mountain of shit with a big piss. The extreme solidity of my megashit negated the need to wipe my anus, as I once again achieved a clean break (I could see this in the mirror). I flushed the toilet, and after watching my megashit disappear into oblivion (actually, probably to Maroubra), I closed the lid (yes, unusual for a male I know, but it's my habit), put my clothes back on and came out to enjoy a hot & spicy Shin-Ramyun noodle that Jamie had prepared for me. I don't tell him or Ji-Oung about my big shit, because I didn't want to push the point too hard too soon.

To this day, Jamie has not buddy dumped with me, but I came close earlier this year. You'll have to keep reading these stories to find out about that. I haven't seen or heard from Ji-Oung since they both went back to Korea in February 2004, so I guess buddy dumping is off limits for him for now.

Anyway, it was a good shit and I'm glad I could finally share this story with everyone.

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode....



THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
How is this for multiple poos.
I was on pain killers for some time and they caused constipation. I normally dump 1 to 3 times per day but at this stage was going only every few dsys and then it was like rock and not satisfying.
I went off the pain killers for a couple of days and increased my fibre intake etc. I was also taking metamuscil which was just banking up inside what was now a shit storeage facility.
I went away for a few days holiday and that night I got this heavy painful urge. I dropped my trackky dacs, then the undies and could feel a dam full of shit forcing its way down my rectum like an enormous wedge. I grunted , moaned and gasped loudly and then it powered its way out in giant volumnes. Off to bed for a good nights sleep. Awoken at a respectable hour by the need for an urgent poo (rare for me) and just made it to the toilet. During that day went a further six times. all poos were substantial. they were soft but not runny... I moved each load with the minimum of effort.
More of my "episodes" next time

THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
I have been feeling a bit of "thunder down under" today, sat on the toilet today (twice) for no results. Did not sit for too long, I only grunt and strain whilst I look like getting results.
Have been reading about soap up the bum in the posts so got some soap with glycerine and sorbolene. Cut off a couple of pieces, soaked it and had no trouble inserting it right up high. It is now stinging a bit (I have only just done it); I think the trick is to relax the rectal and anal muscles and it is not so bad.
Hope it works... will keep you posted


Yesterday I posted info on soap up the bum.
After doing the "medication" a while later got an average urge. Went out to the toilet and it was in darkness as there is no light. Dropped my pants, then undies, down to my ankles, waited a few seconds, peed a bit and gave a push. It felt like a short squirt from a hose...ploppp and it seemed.... I thought I had just a small BM. With the aid of the light on my mobile phone looked into the toilet bowl and there were a couple of fat turds of good length floating there.... hip hip hooray!
I hardly felt them coming out...could it be the soap?
One word of warning; make sure the soap is nice and soft because my back passage is still quite sore from the experience.
This morning I woke up wanting to poo, but no show, but after lunch I blew out some turds nice and easily.




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