I'm back again!!!! I had a very interesting incident that happened at my House Party last weekend. There were about 10-15 guess at my place Saturday evening, there was this really sex brunette (Wendy) that can with a co-workers of mines. Throughout the evening everyone was chatting and have lots of funny, when Wendy tapped me on my shoulder and asked where was the my restroom. I directed her to the nearest one, which was in my bedroom. I could see the desperation on her face, before I could leave to the party I could here her explode in my toilet........I sounded a mess. I immediately could here her graunting and cutting fart in between the shitting floods. I could feel her pain, cause I have been there before.
Once I returned to the party, she approached me is panic. She pulled me aside, to example that my toilet is stopped up and would flush. Before I could entered my bathroom, I could smell her stinch from damn near the hallway. It got strong and strong the close I got to the toilet. I had to say something to her, I saw the embarrasement on her face, so I asked "Wow........is the butt sore"?........she just keep apologizing. She had no idea it was a HUGH turn for me.
Looking in the toilet, she left a hugh load of poop that filled the entire bowel. It took several flushes and Drain"O" to finally empty the bowel. Shit strained the entire toilet.............
Needless to say, we suppose to be going out tomorrow evening on a date.
Kisses and Hugs!!!!!!
A couple days ago it had been snowing, so I decided to walk over to my friends house to stsrt a snowball fight. Only thing was I hadn't pooped in a few days. So halfway there, I had to take a dump real bad, and I was farting about every ten steps, which I didn't mind cuz it kept my butt warm. So I decided to go away from the road where no one could see me. I pulled down my pants and boxers, then got on my knees just to make sure no one could see me. I stuck my butt out and pushed out a huge fart theat echoed thru the silence. Warm, hard , thick shit slowly came out. The first turd took about 30seconds. I went on pooping long turds for about 5 minutes. When I was done I got up and looked at this big pile of my own shit. I smelled real bad with the cold air. I looked at back at my ass to check if I should wipe, and surely enough there was poop smeared right in the crevace of my buttcrack. I covered the poop up in the snow. Then I made my way to my friend's house. I checked my shit pile and it melted the snow within about 5 inches of it. I told my friend and he called me a loser so while he was getting ready I wiped my butt with his favorite shirt.
Hey. I'm really open about my bowel habits. Once I had this boyfriend who i absolutely adored. He was always open with me about his bowel habits, and i love that in a man. So, once we went out to have mexican food, and by the end of the time I had to shit really badly. We decided to take a walk in the park, and finally i had to shit so badly i was in a lot of pain. SO i told my boyfriend to watch my ass. He stared at it, and i shit myself. There was a 6+ inch bulge in the back of my skirt from all of the poop that was in it, but i had prepaired myself for this (i had wanted to do this before) and so i had worn underpants, not a thong. He was amazed with that, and we were a couple for about another year, until we broke up, but i always loved him for his openness with me.
Today I needed to pee really bad while i was jogging, so i just peed myself while running. It felt good.
Yesterday I needed to pee while walking home from the drugstore (i needed to get some advil) and i was wearing a skirt and a thong, so i just walked over to the side of the road and stood and peed. I've gotten very good at peeing standing up, so that's good. After that on the way back i got the urge to shit, and i'm not very good at holding in my poop, and this time i just couldn't, and started crapping myself. a log fell onto the street, but i wasn't embarrassed.
@ sal1) Is your poop normally liquidy?: no, my poop is only liquid when I have got tommy ache.
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? I only have very bad diarrhea
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? no
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? (mine is prunes. I eat one of them, and an hour later i'm on the toilet) Mine is also prunes.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often? Im am a guy.
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? No, but I have been heared very often (I am a very loud pooper)
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? I have only peed in the ocean.
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? I don't remember.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? Yesterday I had worth diarrhea but I don't know the cause.
Hey, all. Saw the questions that were asked, so I thought I'd answer:
1) Is your poop normally liquidy? Only when I get diarreah, which isn't often, fortunately.
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? I usually just do one or the other.
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? Yes, see my last post.
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? If I overdo on fast food or spicy food. Sometimes it tastes too good and i can't resist.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often? I've tried a couple times in the shower, but it went everywhere.
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? I've avoided that, though I could have been seen through a stall crack on a rare occasion that I had to poop in a public restroom.
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? Not in the ocean, but in a lake out of desperation. I was at summer camp. I moved my swimsuit to the right with my hand, trying not to look obvious. It felt good to let it out.
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? Sure, it was hard to make myself go in and poop when I needed to. I always tried to hold it till I got home. Didn't always work.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? A couple weeks ago. I don't have time now to give you the details, but I will next time!
1. Do you read while you're pooping? I'm not much of a reader on the toilet. I prefer to get in and get out.
2. Do you check out your poo before you wipe and flush? Not usually. It's kind of gross.
3. Do you wipe (pussy and butt) sitting or standing? Sitting, though I've tried standing. It's OK for wiping my vagina, but I don't think standing is good for getting my butt sufficiently clean.
I've got a good story about my last couple of weeks, first too loose, then stopped up. I'll have to do it later, though. Bye for now.
TO The Nature Boy Needs ADVICE!:
I would tell your cousin to RUN, don't walk, to her family Dr. or specalist & get a thorough checkout. When you've got the spectre of inherited cancer haunting your family, it's best not to take any chances.
If you catch them early enough, colorectal & intestinal cancers can have a very high survival rate. .. **IF YOU CATCH THEM EARLY ENOUGH!**
TO the Webmaster...:
The site's picture on the main page has been gone for aeons now. Have you considered a more generic picture which wouldn't likely offend anyone? You might even consider a contest for the more artistically inclined readers of this site.
Just a thought..
The last two weeks have given me the most satisfying BM's in ages. None of them were particularly big (even for me..) but a few were 'oh-so-enjoyable'!:
-The kind where you can feel the strong urge for a few hours before hand. Not agonizing desperation... Simply a STRONG feeling in your ????? that you need to go very soon.
-When you sit down on the toilet, you don't have to make any difficult efforts. It just comes... & comes... & comes. In several waves.
-When you're done, you have a fantastic shiver down your spine with satisfaction and relief!
-A good exclamation point is added at the end if I can wipe & see a nice amount of poop left on the TP (but not overly messy or smelly.)
To answer some of your questions...
1) Is your poop normally liquidy?
-No, not normally. But recently it has tended to be on the rather soft, loose side. The kind you pass when you poop 'ropes'.
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time?
-I only barf on EXTREMELY rare occasions. I was sick back in February for 3 weeks and felt particuarly nauseous over the 1st 3 or 4 days... I didn't throw up, but I couldn't stand the sight of any food for those miserable days.
As for my bowel habits, I was blocked up a lot during that time. I don't think I went near the toilet to do a jobbie for those first 4 days.
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer?
-Nope. Never been in that situation...
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? (mine is prunes. I eat one of them, and an hour later i'm on the toilet)
-Oh YES! I'm lactose intolerant so milk products (especially yoghurt - which I like very much) not only gives me gas but usually makes my BM's loose for a day or two.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often?
-I'm a male, so peeing while standing up has never been that much of a challange.
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose?
-Only by my mother... When I was about 10 or 11, she noticed I was having a lot of problems pooping. She told my family Dr. who asked that I provide a stool sample. This was around the time I was beginning to be aware of my body, so it was pretty embarrassing -> having to poop on cue for my mother... Then giving it to the Dr. (who happened to be a woman.)
It turned out I was having a reaction to some coloured toilet paper my mother had begun buying some months previously.
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later?
-I don't live anywhere near the sea, so I never get the chance. (But it's something I've fantasized about doing though.)
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child?
-Sure... I don't think there is a human alive who hasn't.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it?
-Last week. The cause: ice cream, yoghurt, and the breakfast cereal I ate the previous morning.
I didn't mind though. The grain & fruit I also ate provided me with a very cleansed & satisfied feeling. It may have been diarrhoea, but the BM was particularly pleasing. I was sad when I was done... (I wanted more!)
To Sally: Here are my questions:
1) Is your poop normally liquidy? no
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? usually diarrhea, but sometimes both at the same time
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? not really
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? (mine is prunes. I eat one of them, and an hour later i'm on the toilet) not that I know of
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often? Yes, I always pee standing up
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? nobody
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? no
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? I still have little accidents.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? last three years by food poisoning
Here are some questions I've asked Adrain earlier, and now I'd like to ask the rest of you.
1. Do you pee in the showew standing up or squating?
2. What is the usual color of your urine?
A. crystal clear
C. fairly clear
D. normal color
F. very yellow
3. Have you ever had an accident in the shower such as diarrhea?
4. Do you wipe after you pee or after you poop?
5. Do you pee standing up?
6. Do you wipe after peeing standing up or sitting down?
Friday, March 11, 2005
I have been dating this 20-yr old German girl for several months now. Nina works as a waitress in a stripclub so she is not shy! She is very petite (about 100lbs, 5'3"), very sexy long brown hair, blue eyes, tan of course. She is not shy about her bathroom habits either- she often farts in front of me, and always poops/pees with the door wide open. The other night we were hanging out having a few drinks on the couch, watching TV, and I could tell she was uncomfortable, shifting her body on the couch. She started letting out little SBD farts, very pungent smelling. Nina smiled, and told me she hadn't taken a poop in about 5 days, so she was very backed up, but felt like she was ready to go (her farts already told me that!). She went into the bathroom, light on but no fan. I heard Nina call out "Baby, can you come in here for a sec?" I went in to find her wearing nothing but her full-back style white cotton panties, kind of loose fitting ones. She is a thong girl, but these were obviously older 'disposable' panties. She got on her hands and knees and said "Watch..". I heard a few quiet farts push out (PHHHFFFFTTTTTTT.....PHFFSSSSSSSSST). She grunted and I was amazed at what I saw next. Her loose panties began tenting out about 5-6 inches! The big thick turd broke off and fell inside her panties. Nina kept pushing out about 7-8 more inches of thick shit. She was filling those poor white panties! The smell was stinky, but in a good, kind of a thick/dull odor, not too bad (I liked it!). She said "Oh my god, I had to go!" Nina removed her log-packed panties, showed me the results, and dumped the big load in the toilet. She flushed, but of course it clogged! I didn't care, I was still too amazed at what little Nina had done! More true tales to follow...
Michael, I know what you mean, I don't like stinking the bathroom up when people are around but sometimes there's no helping it. There is only one bathroom at my house and someone is always going in or out. My face gets bright red when I stink it up and someone goes in after me, or worse, if someone needs to get something out of the bathroom while I'm sitting down. One time my dad came in while I was mid-wipe, lol.
The Nature Boy Needs ADVICE!
A dear cousin of mine was really sick last week, puking and having a lot of bloody diarrhea (literally bloody, I ain't a Brit!), and her stomach is still hurting.... :-(
I'm worried because cancer runs rampant in our family, and my mother died in 2001 of stomach cancer...:-(
But the bleeding dosen't worry me as much now since she told me the other day that she's usually constipated and 'tears' a bit every time she has a solid dump.
She went to the doctor and she said it was a virus, she dosen't even have an ulcer, but I'll feel better when she gets a complete checkup...
Hey Everyone! I just got back from working and thought I'd check back to see how everyone was doing.
Hey Stephanie I'm glad you had such a great experience letting your husband TK watch you while you were pooping. You should probably do it more often if you enjoyed it so much. I just wish I could have a fun experience like that with my girlfriend.
Well about a month ago I had gotten this great new girlfriend. By the way I hope it doesn't matter to anyone that she happends to live in a different state, but I have met her before. Anways, her name is Olivia (she likes to be called Livi) and she is just amazing. The problem is that she is kind of a little shy. I'll admit that I'm shy at first, but gradually as the relationship goes by, I overcome my shyness. The other day was one of the greatest experiences with her that I've had thus far. We were talking on the phone about our relationship when she told me that she had to pee really badly. I said "Why don't you just bring the phone into the bathroom with you, so that way we can keep chatting." She thought it was akward, but agreed to do it out of love. We continued talking as I heard the glorious sounds of her tinkling in the background. I could just picture it with my mind of how beautiful she would look sitting there on the toilet. It just gets me really turned on. When she was done wiping and flushing, I asked her if she could do that again with me being on the phone. She said she would if she had to go. She also says the next time I see her she would consider going while I'm in the room. So far that hasn't happen yet, but I'm hoping it will be very soon. I was thinking of visiting her during spring break and we could spend some quality time together.
This may seem kind of weird, but Livi says that she pees standing up without any problem at all. I've read a lot of stories on this website of women complaining that they can't pee standing up. It just sounds kind of strange. Maybe it's because of how her toilet is shaped or perhaps like she's just mastered the technique.
Lastly, about your story Amanda, I've read a lot about those japanese toilets where they are like on the ground and they are like flat. I've seen pictures on the internet, but I have never seen one in American before. I guess you're lucky enough to try it out. Thank goodness you didn't fall in and get all your poo stuck on your butt. That would have been embrassing.
Well I have to be going now. I'll keep you guys updated about me and my loving girlfriend Livi. Hope to hear from you all soon.
P.S. I don't know if I already said this but my name is Dave and Xsore is just a name I use on the internet, because Xsore is the name of a character I made up.
Deuce- I've been told oatmeal works wonders :)
I went on a nice walk today. I usually walk three miles three to four times a week on a nice trail here in my home town. I've determined my bladder to be the size of a walnut! Seems that way anyway with how often I find myself having to pee. I always tend to pass up the porta-potty at the beginning of the trail. Something about sitting in a stinky little box doesn't appeal to me. At any rate.. about a mile into my walk I feel this very sudden.. very strong urge to pee. I continue walking, hoping it'll go away. This urge just would not leave! This trail winds behind business and on the other side is the very busy freeway. There really is no place to squat if you feel the need without having an audience.. not to mention this trail is usually pretty busy. I decided to take a chance. I stopped at a little bend in the trail.. dropped my blue work out pants and my panties and pressed my bum against one of three huge boulders there. The cold sensation was actually pretty nice and made me pee a whole lot harder. It was a pretty big rush wondering if someone would bike by right at that moment and seeing cars zipping past with my bare bum against this rock, knowing if they glanced down they'd know exactly what I was doing!
Have any of you tried this? It's my first time pressing against this boulder. It was grand to double back and see a nice trickle down the side of this rock and a nice sized puddle at the base, knowing I'd left it there. I wonder what all the other "trail-users" thought.
My man had come to visit me for the weekend - got in about 7:00 fri nite and I had cooked dinner. He said he hadn't aten since lunch (pizza), but strangely was not too hungry. About an hour later, he went to the bathroom and vomited, but not too much. Said he felt better, but has always been a tough guy. We hung around on the sofa and I massaged his poor belly, which was now gripped with cramping. A little later, he jumped up in panic and sprinted for the bathroom, barely making it before vomiting violently into the toilet three times.
He admitted he might have food poisoning, and I helped him strip off his sweaty clothes, sponged him down with cool water and helped him to bed. The night was puncuated by five sudden and urgent vomits, with the occasional bought of diarrhea. We never had an "open" bathroom relationship so the time he made it to the toilet but did not get to shut the door was strangely exciting for me. Watching the cramps take his guts and seeing the naked, otherwise stoic man lose control of his bowels was an unusual site and a rare window to his vulnerability.
After each bought of diarrhea I sponged his anus with cool water and helped him back to bed. While this epsode subsided after two days, he has chronic IBS that sometimes send him running for the pot. I have come to recoqnize the expression (somewhere between discomfort and panic) that crosses his face preceding and episode and I know to get the sponge ready. He has come to enjoy accepting my care when he needs it.
Hi my name is Eileen, I'm in my late 40's and not that regualr when it comes too and number 2. I work as a domestic supervisor in a Hospital, the other evening I finished work around 8pm and was going to a drama group straight from work. Making my way along the corridors to the changing rooms. When I arrivied some one was disappearing in to one of the 2 toilets . I stood by the sink and mirror . thinking I'll wait she only be peeing !!!. Needless to say I needed to do a number 2, the rsutling over undies etc then before she began to pee an pfff only just loud enough to hear, her pee began, then came a loud fart which echoed. I whent into to the other cubice the one on the right, began to hang my jacket up I could hear her fumbling around she lit a cigarette then 2 little plinks hit the water . I sat on and gen to pee it was a long slow pee glancing down I could see it was very yellow. A shittly smelly began to perculate from next door , a straining sound also, then a massive plopp
I've lurked for a while and enjoy this site. I don't really have good stories to post but these questions looked like something I could answer.
1) Is your poop normally liquidy? Usually only when I have a ????? upset.
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? I haven't had to throw up in a really long time. When I feel sick at my ????? it's always diarrhea.
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? No.
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? Coffee gives me awful ????? ache and diarrhea if I have more than one cup, but I like it and so I drink a lot anyway.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often? I've never tried.
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? My roommate saw me on the toilet during a bad ????? upset once, because she didn't think I was at home and she had to pee badly so she flung the door open.
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? I've peed in the ocean before, never pooped though.
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? Probably, but I don't remember a specific one.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? A couple weeks ago I ate too much at a buffet restaurant, got a ????? ache while I was still at the restaurant and had a diarrhea attack in the restroom.
1. Do you read while you're pooping? Not all the time, but I have before.
2. Do you check out your poo before you wipe and flush? Always.
3. Do you wipe (pussy and butt) sitting or standing? Either/or...sometimes it depends on what I'm wearing. If I'm wearing a skirt, I always wipe sitting. Other times I just do whichever, I've never really thought about it, but now that I am thinking about it I think I wipe sitting more often than not.
Hi, I'm a 25 y/o male in middle GA. I was at a mall the other day taking a dump in the back stall of 2 (the handicapper) when 2 young dudes came in. You could tell they were young the way they talked to one another. The came in, one of them pushed on my stall, but seeing it occupied, they took the only 2 available. I looked under, and one had on new balance shoes and the other had on sandals, but they both had their jeans down, ragged at the bottom and their plaid Abercrombie boxers all the way down. The first one farted really loud, and said oh that felt good. The second ripped one even louder. The other dude said, I guess you win. After a minute, one said, "damn jeff, you stink man" They were farting so loud and even called on their cell phones to talk to their friends farting away. I love it whehn young and hot guys are so open about their bodily fuctions. Anyone else have any cute young guy stories?
Subpee: You must NOT be emberassed at your relieving your intense need the only way you could. I would be very very suprised if your manager made any formal comment on it when at work; it is utterly not work related and she could get into a lot of trouble if she tried to take any action based on that issue.
Similarly, you must NOT take upon yourself any guilt over what happened. Your husband loves you (may I please assume that) and will accept anything you did. You deserve his love and affection, and (speaking as a man) he gains his greatest pleasure from releasing your own pleasure. Do not deny him this over such an issue.
Very best wishes,
Monday, March 07, 2005
Michael explosive diarrhea
What's up,This morning I woke up, took a shower,and tried to take a dump before going to school. I sat on the toilet and tried forcing my shit out ,but no luck.I sat for 10 more minutes and nothing happened so I pulled up my boxers and jeans and went to school. During lunch i ate 2 slices of pizza,a burger and a soda. During class I got an urge to take a dump. My colon was full and needed to be evacuated. I asked to go to the bathroom and my teacher said yes. I went to the bathroom and to my dismay one of the stalls was in use. I hate using the bathroom when its occupied because I'm embarrassed that i might stink it up. I had to make a decision to take a dump like a man or wait at the urinal until they were down. I decided to take a dump so I went into a stall,covered the seat and sat down. Somebody had left the sports section of a newspaper in the stall so I picked it up and got relaxed. I relaxed my sphinter and pushed. I farted and pushed out a very long turd. I pushed out some more long turds and farted a bit. The bathroom stunk and my neighbor made a remark. I said,what,he repeated and said I'm just curious but how big is your dump. I told him one turd was 18 and the others were around 10. He said damn thats a lot of shit I can't even shit half that size. He asked me how i do it and I told him that I eat a lot of food and shit every 2 days.
I was wondering if anyone knows if there are any types of food that improve the size of a bowel movement?
Chloe The Clogger
Ack, I have no idea why I'm posting this but I'm really bored so meh.
Anyways I'm Chloe I'm 5'5" blonde hair blue eyes and this was the most embarrassing thing ever! I was helping with the school play with like the lighting and stuff and I knew I had to poop but I couldn't leave the control room cause the play was going on. So I waited 'till Zac (the other lighting and sound person) to leave then I let out a few silent farts they didn't stink that badly so when Zac came back he didn't notice. The rest of the play was fine, the feeling pretty much wore off. After the play was over we had to lift the props out to the truck, I avoided carrying the heavy stuff cause I knew I would poop myself but I had to help with this freakin' huge armchair I held my buttcheeks closed pretty damn tight but I let a fart slip out it also squirted the tiniest drop of poo out 'cause I could feel it. We got the armchair into the truck and they closed the theater, I didn't even get a chance to go poo! We had an after-play party at one of the actors houses we had to go to, I got in to one of the carpools sitting kept my load in. We got to the party and went inside the bathroom was already packed and people were in line! I knew there had to be another one around there somewhere so I asked the girl who lived there she asked this super sweet cute guy to help me we went downstairs and he showed me where it was I went in and dropped my jeans and panties, there were some brown marks in my panties but I didn't care I had to go I sat down and farted really loudly it echoed throughout the bowl no poop would come out yet though I grunted and pushed it started to crackle and then it slid out, water splashed my butt when it dropped then the huge load just forced it's way out. A few more farts plopped out, the bathroom was toxicated with my butts stench there was still a piece of crap stuck in my hole but it wasn't long enough to shake it off I actually had to get toilet paper and poke it out. I wiped about 7 times to get it all off then flushed, it wouldn't flush, I clogged it, I was freaking out! I left to find my friend Lylli but I couldn't find her anywhere so I asked the girl who helped me earlier she said she said she would be right down. I went back down and waited but she didn't come she sent the same guy down!!!!! He came in and the first thing he said was "wow you have a smelly little behind don't you?" I was so embarrassed I thought I was going to cry he had a plunger with him and he unclogged the toilet, "Thank you" I said politely "No problem" he said and left. I've never taken a bigger crap in my life! Figures that it would be somewhere other than my house. It felt so good letting it all out but I wish I hadn't clogged it. -Chloe
I am 13 years old and this summer I went away to camp for 2 weeks. I didn't like pooping there so I hadn't been in like a week and I was really backed up. Then one night, I woke up in the middle of the night with a horrible stomach ache. i was screaming and crying and at first the counselor thought I might have appendicitis. It was hurting so bad I thought I would die. But then she ask when the last time i had pooped. And i said a week. Then she said go try to poop. But I couldn't get anything out. So i got back in bed and was laying there holding my stomach and crying and thinking i would have to go to the hospital for an operation. Then she got this hot pad and put it on my stomach and after a while the pain eased up and every once in a while she would take it off and massage me sort of hard but not too hard. The massage made it hurt more intense at the time but after it made it feel like maybe i could go poop. Then after a while i went back and took a big hard poop. I had to lean over and really strain because even with the massage it was like it was stuck. Then some diareah, then my stomache wasn't killing me like before. But it still didn't feel great and all nite i would have to get up with diareah. The next day it was better but it was sort of embarrassing because everyone knew i was having stomach troubles. My cabin mates had told everyone i woke up sick with an upset stomach. So everyone was asking me is your ?????ache better, did you puke, stuff like that, and i don't usually like to talk about my poops except on a forum like this were no one can see.
Stephanie and TK
Hello, it is Steph and TK. I'm going to let TK tell the story first because he is probably the happiest man on earth right now!! Go ahead honey!!
Oh my God, I got to watch Stephanie take a crap last night!!! It was so awesome. She had just gotten home from work and had a sexy black outfit on. She had black dress pants which are so sexy and even sexier when they were pulled down to her knees. She went upstairs without me seeing her go up. I walked upstairs to our bedroom and she was in the bathroom but the door was open a crack. She didn't have the fan on like she always has on when she takes a dump. Then I heard her turn the page of the newspaper so I thought the door being open was an invitation for me to come in. I walked in, and there she was like a gorgeous princess sitting on her throne. She smiled at me so beautiful. She said "I'm pooping" and I said "could I watch?" and she said I could. I was so shocked and turned on. She had her pants and red thong pulled down around her knees. She put the paper down and talked to me while she was going. She had already gone a little bit before I walked in becauseI could smell her poo. Her face looked hot when she would push and grunt. She then took her pants off completely so she could spread her legs so I could see the poop dropping into the toilet. I watched as the shit came out of her and the smell was getting very ripe in there. She ripped out some good farts to add to the smell. I love the way her shit smells. I have to admit I enjoy the smell of my wife's poopy very much. After about 10 minutes on the toilet, she said that the big one was coming so I stared between her legs and watched this massive log slide out of her tight butthole. I looked up at her face too and she had this straining look on her face. As the log splashed into the toilet, she let out a big sigh. "Ahhhhhh, I feel so much better" she said. She wiped four times. With each wipe, she showed me the dirty toilet paper. The first time it was covered with poo stains but each time she wiped, she was cleaner.
Alright it's Steph again. There you have it!! I let him watch me poo and I loved the experience. Old observer was right when he said that it would be a very liberating experience. It was so cool having someone else watch me shit, especially someone of the opposite sex and especially since it's my loving husband. I've never pooped with someone being able to see me before. I've pooped with my girlfriends in public restrooms but not when they could see me. I've seen my friend Amy poop and I always wondered how she could do that. When we were in school, she's use the bathroom there and she would leave the stall door open whether she went poop or pee even when there were a bunch of students in there. I'm still going to poop with the door closed and with my magazine or paper but I will leave it unlocked and TK can watch me anytime he wants. I don't know what came over me but it was awesome. I feel great!!!
Steph and TK
One time when I was home & thought no one else was in the house I woke up & had to pee!! So I thought whatwould it be like if I peed the bed? So I went to my clost & pulled out a pad to lay on & covered up & waited until I couldn't wait no more. I let it out & it was warm & wet. I laid there awhile in it & decided I didn't like the feel of it as I hadn't done it since I was a child. So I qickly got up, took the pad & sheets off as it wash day for them anyway & went to the basement to wash them. I found out my mother was home as she was sick. I din't get caught that faithful day but you can bet I never tryed that again. I do enjoy reading all the stories about other people though.
1. Only when I have diarreah
2. Sometimes I have diarreah
6. I've been through crack in door or between wall in stall of public restroom
7. No but peed
9. Very seldom
A3. Yes i wipe my butt while sittin
To all Have you ever pooped in shower? Yes i have did it
To all i'm a male that pees in urinal or toliet
Calboy. Here are my answers to your survey. I did try to post them once before but for some reason the post in question didn't make it.
1. Do you pee in the showew standing up or squating? - Squating
2. What is the usual color of your urine? - Varies usually between C and F. It's often copper coloured first thing in the morning.
A. crystal clear
C. fairly clear
D. normal color
F. very yellow
3. Have you ever had an accident in the shower such as diarrhea? No.
4. Do you wipe after you pee or after you poop? Only after pooping.
5. Do you pee standing up? Usually. Occasionally I sit when at home.
6. Do you wipe after peeing standing up or sitting down? I don't wipe after peeing.
I had a good poo at work on Friday afternoon which was well due as I'd been a bit constipated. Otherwise nothing exceptional to report on that front.
Best wishes to everyone.